halfsword-chat-⚔

[wheat leaf]

I miss demo pollaxe gameplay

[plain brook]

i hope one day we get back to demo gameplay

it was so much better

[bleak frost]

weapons looked like they had impact in the demo

[plain brook]

that is not how you hold a sword

[plain brook]

they where also faster

[sharp orchid]

my character belives in reverse grip

[plain brook]

they put a speed cap on weapons in ea

[stuck prairie]

dude

im so tired of these lord riots

i just thought

of this thing

[stuck prairie]

for lords

called

"loard debates"

its basicly just

a glorified duel

[remote crypt]

@sand herald

[stuck prairie]

against another lord

[sharp orchid]

thay absolutley did not

[plain brook]

thats probably why there arent greatswords in the ea lol they couldnt get them to work with the screwed physics

[plain brook]

when you swing they did

[stuck prairie]

longswords are better anyways

[plain brook]

the whoosh sound

thats the speed cap

[stuck prairie]

lighter weight easier to swing

basicly the same but better

[topaz glade]

me when slums brawl

[stuck prairie]

me when street riot :

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1476089042893410448/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare.gif

[sharp orchid]

cant wait for the wrist fix

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278712954040352922/1428177674165289103/togif.gif

[plain brook]

how did it end up like this

[topaz glade]

i meant slums brawl in a good way but ok

[stuck prairie]

ill be a royal gaurd

thats me!

[plain brook]

like seriously what happened so that they broke wrists and knees and made toe blows do even more fatal damage than before

these where legit the 3 most reported issues in the demo

[sly frigate]

Why is the undead bite so damn over powered

[remote crypt]

posthaste.

[stuck prairie]

street riots could crash my game

[sly frigate]

I get bit on my shoulder and I'm just dead can't do shit about it

[stuck prairie]

they suck

i hate them

ooh

i just had

another idea

for a match

[topaz glade]

i got a high end pc cant relate

[stuck prairie]

it can be called seige

and its like a riot

but its in the place where the lord tourney is

and the peasents and stuff

just pile in

instead of spawning in all at once

[plain brook]

you just described a mode they cut

hordes

[sharp orchid]

even then

[stuck prairie]

mine is good for every other riot and match except for street riot

street riot crosses my line

i drop frames

[remote crypt]

Don't get bit on the shoulder

[plain brook]

thats a physics bug again lol not what i mean

theres a swing speed cap

[topaz glade]

most of these modes are just so fucking boring tho like no half sword i dont wanna be playing yard doubles or forest buhurt for the 935th fucking time

[austere sun]

is there a reason severed body parts still stick to the body

[plain brook]

yeah i was so hyped for pit and narrow bridge you have no idea

[topaz glade]

give me a free mode where i can choose the maps n shit

[sharp orchid]

doesnt mean its not fun

[plain brook]

i was decimated when i found out they lied about those modes in the trailer

[plain brook]

lol

[sharp orchid]

not that they lied, they just didnt includ them in the inital release

[plain brook]

it was a trailer for early access

and its not in it

i class that as a lie

[sharp orchid]

well i dont think early acess is over yet, is it?

they will add it before they release the actual game

[plain brook]

they also havent said anything about it

[sharp orchid]

they said themselves that the next update they push will include new content

[plain brook]

there is no word that they plan to release those modes

[remote crypt]

If I do not get gun I will riot

very calmly

[topaz glade]

honestly only reason im not playing so much anymore is beause i cant play my beloved slums brawl all day

[warped apex]

grabbin is fun

[topaz glade]

i have to play some bs gamemode in between

[sharp orchid]

honestly valid. After the optimizations and all its my new favorite map

[raw topaz]

Willom afton FULL HD

[topaz glade]

and brawl is just so fun

[raw topaz]

Killing 7 wille

[topaz glade]

no weapons just a big slip and slide in the middle

[warped apex]

had a guy freeze up upon death

[sharp orchid]

yeah this happend to me too

[sand kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397354532220043384/1453553783735849063/attachment.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1447398415893008517/1478165196974587944/togif.gif

willie phenotype bro

😭

[warped apex]

you ever survive being brained

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/kane-kane-wwe-chokeslam-choke-slam-masked-kane-gif-16793750095375202003

just imagine doing this shit to a willie in half sword

or this

https://tenor.com/view/matt-jackson-young-bucks-big-show-chokeslam-table-gif-17769057

[stuck prairie]

man

[stuck prairie]

when will we be able to feather up our sallets like in the knight icon

[stuck prairie]

you can

its just

very hard

theres a guide for it

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-fred-table-body-slam-fred2-gif-19611734

[stuck prairie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzEPwCC7G4

[buoyant ravine]

weak sauce

[plain brook]

its a lot harder in the ea

[plain brook]

you fall on your ass 90% of the time

[stuck prairie]

then get better

[warped apex]

when did I get this clip lol

what even is clippijng

never

[sharp orchid]

bro i really like how camera mode breaks whenever something cool happens

its like free cam is only usable when you dont need it

[plain brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[stuck prairie]

bro who genuinely signs up for ts

[stone adder]

Is there any way to reset my progress in progression mode?

[bleak frost]

why does my poleaxe behave so strangely after dropping it?

[sand kestrel]

peasant that wants to restore honor to their family by dying honorably in battle to a knight

[remote crypt]

explain to me how that 2nd slice didnt connect.

[stuck prairie]

why do you keep on sending me clips

[barren tulip]

you should change youre bio to "get a load in this guy" cause youre a washing machine

like a load of clothes do you get it

[remote crypt]

why not

[stuck prairie]

because all your trying to do is show off so i dont really care

[remote crypt]

my reaction to this information.

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption-2-low-honor-honor-gif-11368598778726353956

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1477783470997504091/MedalTVHalfSword20260301162029320-tr-edit-1772400397-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[remote crypt]

Also. I send clips to people I like. Guess I can just cross ya off

[remote crypt]

You still get clips

[stuck prairie]

thanks

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-dog-gif-14542099238045824336

[remote crypt]

npnp 👍 let me know if you want to be liked again another time.

[barren tulip]

hey andrew, can i get a couple clips?

[bleak frost]

oh, okay

[restive barn]

the pit and narrow bridge maps are in the game files

they'll prolly be added soon

[remote crypt]

Wait

the hole?

The hole map?

[restive barn]

ye

[remote crypt]

With a hole in it

can I hav eit

[sharp orchid]

what do they look like

[restive barn]

no lighting

[restive barn]

🤔 idk if i can share

[barren tulip]

get some lights in there

[sharp orchid]

well a mod hasnt stricken it down already, so im guessing its ok

[remote crypt]

why

give me

the map

Chrome

I require my sparta kick arena

[sharp orchid]

and it was ME that lost???

[remote crypt]

first blood?

[sharp orchid]

knockdown

[remote crypt]

erm

one sec

yeah wtf

you didnt ever fully fall

like this guy fell

[sharp orchid]

my best guess is that little trip i had at the very beginning of the clip

[remote crypt]

probably

way delayed loss tho

[tranquil lantern]

It also happens if you dash really fast with the enhancer, you dont fall but both your feet come off the ground and you go slightly horizontal

[remote crypt]

@sharp orchid this is the kinda knockdown that SHOULD count

[sharp orchid]

this is quite the knockdown

[remote crypt]

He took a nap

[feral basalt]

has the optimization gotten any better since release

[sharp orchid]

yes it has

[feral basalt]

alr

[remote crypt]

Beggar boss had so many people BITCHING

[sharp orchid]

to be fair 2h axes were and still are op

[remote crypt]

I enjoy fighting against them. They're easy to predict.

[true zealot]

YOU ARE MINE

YOU ARE MINE

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1454286702922170543/1475032093527638068/togif.gif

[true zealot]

i like to spike them

[bitter frigate]

i hope they fix the issue with randomly falling

i constantly lose those keep your feet on the ground duels because my dude tripped over an invisible box

[sharp orchid]

If thats in slums then youre just slipping on the mud, and thats intentional

[bitter frigate]

i mean on the halls scene

where you face the baron

[flat fox]

man i cannot send images

i was gonna ask if smth was supposed to happen

[flat tulip]

lokey, in the demon i can not go back to middle stats

i have to maximise it to low dmg

cause its too easy now

xd

[remote crypt]

If I dropped damage to low...

It'd be too low.

Too high*

[unique ember]

So after you reach lord tier do you just keep fighting baron until you get all his armor or something?

[remote crypt]

I trained myself on t7 with no armor using ovrdth's selection and basically only go for kill shots or meming

[sharp orchid]

yep

[remote crypt]

yes

[unique ember]

Oh fun

😁😁😁

[flat tulip]

the fact ur using a shield, angers me

ive done evil things to shield users

hate them

if i see any of the willies with a shield

i give them special treatment

[remote crypt]

I learn basically everything the game has to offer as a matter of principle

or I shit around like a cheeseburger

[sharp orchid]

OH MY GOD THERES BARON ZOMBIES

[tender quest]

cheeburbr

[remote crypt]

yeh

[plain brook]

obviously they are in the files, they where cut somewhere between days and weeks before the ea release hence why they are in the trailers

there however is no confirmation that they intend to bring them back

gore 3.0 is more than likely somewhere in the files too but thats dead

[flat tulip]

favorite things i learned it neck slices and stabs, hate when i chop them in half tho

[remote crypt]

yus

[flat tulip]

big swords stabbing is amazing

[stuck prairie]

yo

whats the most skill based weapon in the game

long sword feels too easy now

so dose pole axe

[sharp orchid]

imo its spears or training staff

[stuck prairie]

those aernt very fun

[sharp orchid]

you asked for skill based

not fun

[stuck prairie]

i know

ill just keep useing long sword

i need a long sword build that looks cool and is still nice to use

[bitter frigate]

pollaxe is really fun

[stuck prairie]

i know

i have 3

and 1 main one

but it like

gets old

after a while

[bitter frigate]

you can try casted mace

[stuck prairie]

m

ok

[bitter frigate]

if you use it with only 1 hand to can squeeze out extra range

and shit out 3 attacks in a second

[plain brook]

wee wee joke

[remote crypt]

(joking.)

[abstract shale]

I gotchu @stuck prairie , i have a max length sword build that actually stays pretty stable, good for chopping things to bits. take a look at game footage for how it swings

[stuck prairie]

i have a feeling it might be the same exact sword im useing now

but

lets see it

[abstract shale]

i'll post the build in photography so you can see it

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1477899531633823785/MedalTVHalfSword20260302001638105-tr-edit-1772429055-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[stuck prairie]

ill use it but make the handle longer and change the gaurd a bit

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-spin-ragdoll-gif-1841234037706127570

[twilit escarp]

oof, right in the teeth

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1476736945739661463/MedalTVHalfSword20260223191228288-tr-edit-aef4-1772151778-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[abstract shale]

if you change literally anything, the sword becomes extremely unstable extremely quickly, just a fair warning @stuck prairie

[stuck prairie]

fuck

[abstract shale]

i mean even to the gram, the sword physics are so floppy when it is that size, i spent hours getting it to balance when it swings so the edge stays aligned

literally changing gram by gram

[stuck prairie]

damn

[abstract shale]

its insane how finnicky it gets

[sharp orchid]

ooh im gonna make an edit

a half sword edit

[abstract shale]

so its a lil ugly but it swings so nicely, it actually super nice to use

[stuck prairie]

do you think something like this would work?

[stuck prairie]

also is it two handed so i can long sword?

[grizzled horizon]

I just download Half Sword and I grind until I reach at the Baron Greaves

so fast lol

[abstract shale]

Mine is two handed yes. you want to make them absolutely as light as possible, so yours here is 1843g which is probably too heavy to be stable. if you make mine, it needs to be exactly 870g

[stuck prairie]

yeah i noticed

so i cant use gold

[abstract shale]

yea, no gold

[meager orbit]

does anyone else get fatal error when dismembering with a greatsword?

[grizzled horizon]

use Gilded

[stuck prairie]

can do gilded tho

870

[grizzled horizon]

Gold is expensive lol

[stuck prairie]

hold shit

[abstract shale]

for different shapes i'm not sure if 870g is the magic number, but general rule of thumb is lighter is better for stability

[stuck prairie]

holy shit

its fast

[abstract shale]

yesssssssir

[stuck prairie]

its like

so fast

[abstract shale]

you are beginning to understand

[stuck prairie]

awesome

im gonna use it

also the pommel is nice

because it dose the most damage

out of any pommel

[abstract shale]

the big things you want are the edge to stay aligned as you swing, and for it to not wobble like crazy as you stance, my beeg sword does both pretty well. if you make a smaller sword you can probably get it to wobble even less

oh nice i used it just cause its lightest

[twilit escarp]

wrong, the Rondel's pommel does the most damage out of any pommel, for some goddamn reason

that dagger kills more people with blunt damage than it does stabbing

[abstract shale]

threw another video into game footage, you can see how easy it go chop

[gaunt saffron]

haaf sord

[abstract shale]

haef sird?

[twilit escarp]

god, sometimes the polaxe just feels RIGHT

[gaunt saffron]

that poor man has severe brain damage now

[twilit escarp]

oh he's fuckin' dead

[abstract shale]

'brain damage' as in brain removed

[plain brook]

i have learned the art of cutting metal with a sword

[twilit escarp]

halfswording works wonders, also seems to work if you catch them in the jaw with an upward swing

[gaunt saffron]

1000 degree sword vs Willie

[abstract shale]

the ancient art of poking them in the fleshy bit

[plain brook]

i cut his helmet

[abstract shale]

it do be hard though, ye i also have most success half swording to get that slice

[abstract shale]

ah yea nice, got in and under

[plain brook]

i wish penetrating chain was viable

half swording thrusts and jabs should get in-between the links on the chain

[twilit escarp]

i recind my previous statement, the bastard lived.

if you can this living

[abstract shale]

i have a special 3.8kg poleaxe i use, i bonk them on the head and it just knocks their helmet off cause its so fucking heavy

[gaunt saffron]

cleared up his sinuses a little bit

[twilit escarp]

shaved the placke off his teeth as well

[abstract shale]

i post in game footage, the glorious de-helmeter

it bonks, helmet gone

poof

no more problem

[stuck prairie]

peak muscle grind gameplay (i decided to retire because longswording at higher tiers is tedious and dosnt leave room for looking cool while doing it)

[noble estuary]

QUITE OVER YET?

[stuck prairie]

[abstract shale]

yea longswording against armor is tough, its essentially a wonky club

[stuck prairie]

aparently even tho i retired to commoner my queue is still filled with knight matches

[pearl ferry]

some vicious kills

[gaunt saffron]

hafl sowrd

[plain brook]

he got back up from this

[frank hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599819033319178241/1478192448424382627/Holdthis.mp4?ex=69a7817f&is=69a62fff&hm=d051a1e28f0c1fec222f4969d727aee4564114e03efbdeb66924c09cf004e9d2&

[frank hatch]

Sent him back home

[pearl ferry]

grabbed his arm and ran him thru

[pearl ferry]

what is even happening

[sharp orchid]

you think I know??

[frank hatch]

The Tango was born

[sharp orchid]

i fought you in abyss

[frank hatch]

About as good as I wield that thing

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1476399540428079267/MedalTVHalfSword20260223230538004-tr-edit-1772071426-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[plain brook]

and people say swords suck

[pearl ferry]

ahhh fuck.... wait... i can do that too...

[sharp orchid]

me too!

[pearl ferry]

PERFECT

[frank hatch]

I tabbed to look at a ping here and when I tabbed back in showed massive disrespect

[sharp orchid]

drove that spike into his hedgeborn brain

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/kool-aid-kool-aid-man-oh-yeah-kool-aid-pjs-smooth-gif-13108653634218104861

[sleek valve]

I love half sword redditors

[sharp orchid]

thats just all redditors

you've summarized the entirty of reddit here

[sly plank]

"you spelled cringe wrong" is crazy

[slow lintel]

If you rest, the battles should be correct!

[sleek valve]

The clip on reddit btw

[stuck prairie]

i might also make a fencing sword

kinda

thin

slit throats with it

[sharp orchid]

bro they were saying allat for this song??

[sleek valve]

i mean it's a cover of another song

[sharp orchid]

i wouldnt have known

[sleek valve]

vocaloid cover of a vocaloid song

[dire moon]

Someone mentioned they blinded a guy yesterday

His eye was red

But still in tact in the head

[frank hatch]

Someone's Lord needs to invest in some straps.

[sharp orchid]

thats what happens when the eye gets coverd in blood

[sleek valve]

are they confessing assault and battery or what

[dire moon]

Don't judge my picture taking. No discord on PC

[dire moon]

Probably

On halfsword of course

[sleek valve]

that "probably" made me genuinely worried for a second

[dire moon]

What is this called

[sleek valve]

when the eye gets covered in blood

[stuck prairie]

can somebody give me a good long but thin fencing sword

[dire moon]

Oh fuss I see indeed

Anyone cutting off willies hand lately? Been getting good at literal disarming

[sharp orchid]

no but im getting better with spinning

[plain brook]

i feel like its impossible in the way it was in the demo

like you can cut their arm off at the hand

but the lego style dishanding is gone

[sharp thunder]

just fought this same champion like 5 times in retribution until i killed him

it was cathartic lol

[solar nest]

i think i might be the first person in half sword to have officially scalped a guy

[stuck prairie]

im trying to get some cool parrys but these npcs are so fucking stupid

[plain brook]

its probably got a name like mass corniatic hematosis but its just a blood in eyeball

[plain brook]

you have no idea how many times people have posted scalping and dewigging and hell ive done it at least 5 times

[sharp orchid]

I did a reverse scalping once

[urban jackal]

i cant play halfsword demo anymore

[plain brook]

you gave someone a scalp?

[rain pewter]

does different factions in demo give different gear?

[plain brook]

nope

[solar nest]

really?

[sharp orchid]

no, i removed the head and left the hair intact and still somehow connected to the body

[plain brook]

lol

[stuck prairie]

anybody got longswording tips for me?

• i struggle defending against axes

-my movements feel more crazed then precise

-fuck warstaff

• fuck flail

[versed latch]

Deadsword

😭

[sharp orchid]

honestly your shit is pretty precise already, if you want more tho js lower ur sensitivity in game. Axes you js gotta block

[raw topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-punching-training-gif-22070718

you:

[plain brook]

lol it reminded me of that one scene in the bar from the departed

[stuck prairie]

its hard to block axes because if i halfsword they just side swing and if i dont half sword i just die because they overhead, its also hard to passive parry them

[rain pewter]

is there a way to have high graphics and your pc not run at 30 fps

[plain brook]

get a better pc

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990069891673501726/1330709367779102762/RDT_20250119_1854594841413816123070122.gif

[sharp orchid]

if you cant block then dodge

[plain brook]

this is longsword but its kinda short

[raw topaz]

More like you vs big brohter

xd

[pearl ferry]

is that your fov or your recording software

or is your monitor fucked up

[plain brook]

neither and both

its my recording software, lower fov and 640p

i was testing stuff

my setup barely handles the game

[sharp orchid]

i've never killed a man that badly that quick before

[plain brook]

not bad

my hardest fastest kill

[sharp orchid]

damn you got him on his knees and all

worst way to die

[plain brook]

yep and he didnt choke or anything

he died before he even hit his knees

i think i snapped his neck before i cut it and his chest

[sharp orchid]

i just disarmed someone with my fucking toe

like wtf

[plain brook]

lol

[slow iris]

has anyone else had 100% of their progress reset for no involuntary action

[sharp orchid]

wait this pause looks tuff

[sharp orchid]

this is why you back up your save

[slow iris]

this is why a developer should release a fucking game with a save system that works within the game

but yeah I guess

I shouldn't have to take the punishment for it though

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sharp orchid]

you are literally the only person i've seen that has had this issue, you are just painfully unlucky in this situation

[slow iris]

:/

[plain brook]

ive seen 1 or two with the issue

i reset for funsies but really this is the kinda bug to be expected with early access

not to say the ea isnt a mess because it damn well is

[lunar goblet]

Not going to lie, of all the changes, the massive stamina cost to swap hands with polearms feels pretty damn bad

[plain brook]

but save systems are hard to get right espeically with updates

its the kinda issues i would expect the game to have even if it released in an acceptable state

[slow iris]

I'm sorry the bar is that low for you

[plain brook]

its just not that big an issue

many games fully wipe every update

[slow iris]

imagine if my multiple 100+ hour terraria characters ceased to exist because the game updated

[plain brook]

especially ones still in core developements

[plain brook]

this just happened

if you update a world from the old update to the new one large portions of the world dont work

[stuck prairie]

bro lost so hard he started throwing a fit

[pearl ferry]

lol

[slow iris]

too many variables for this convo

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-tantrum-dbz-abridged-crying-gif-12648567

[slow iris]

I would be too if my legs were fucking gone and I was about to die

[pearl ferry]

i think this is a normal reaction to losing both of your legs

torturing shield willie because he deserves it

[stuck prairie]

minor skill issue

hes being a cry baby

you always grow your legs back at the end of match

hes just mad

[pearl ferry]

fuck you shield willie

[buoyant ravine]

your fov sucks

[clear vortex]

eyes

[buoyant ravine]

What happened to the first guy who died

[stuck prairie]

just give up bro 😭

[bleak frost]

the zombies get up so fast. I'd assume because they can't be "knocked out" as easily?

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342922271622430802/1478218861492048033/4B4EAC1.MP4?ex=69a79a18&is=69a64898&hm=84ec36a9145c0c95e4b1d8bd3b873c7cf38c0c6014d67d21b1700490f7dc03ae&

[stuck prairie]

where should my swords center of mass be primarily

[devout yew]

how the hell do people parry in this game

[shell bronze]

it used to be possible

now it sucks balls and they refuse to fix it

[devout yew]

i can barely stab a dude when they are down :(

[devout yew]

i remember parrying often in the demo, is that really why?

[shell bronze]

yes

[humble iris]

byes

[wild ledge]

for me it's the grabbing. everything else I can find an explanation for but the grabbing being ass.

[shell bronze]

wrists got spongy and garbage

terrible.

[humble iris]

wrist badddd

super badddd

[wild ledge]

yeah wrist bad

only part i dont like or have an excuse for about ea

[devout yew]

what if we could grow two wrists

let that sink in

[humble iris]

maybe give the wrists spikes and wheels

and make a shield

[devout yew]

wheely shieldy

[humble iris]

yess

[devout yew]

epic return

[reef zinc]

alright guys im currently veteran tier, and i need a helmet that will cover my eyes. any suggestions or do i just wait until next tier

[devout yew]

cry

[reef zinc]

sounds good to me!

[devout yew]

also there are a few options before it

you just have to get lucky with enemies and merchant

[reef zinc]

do u know what theyre called?

[devout yew]

really good one available i always wear

my cousin bilo played too much half sword and died so i cant check right now

[shell bronze]

homeboy LUCKY he had that helmet on to keep him alive after those sayu-men strikes

[reef zinc]

bilbo

bilo

[devout yew]

the lethality of half sword playing hasnt decreased since cousin bilos incident

[hasty narwhal]

EVERYONE

ATTENTION

[devout yew]

check with clueless

[hasty narwhal]

IM READY TO COME OUT

MY PRONOUNS…

[reef zinc]

half/sword

[devout yew]

swine/zound

[hasty narwhal]

ARE PREGNANT/INFLATED/GASSY

PLEASE RESPECT ME AND REFER TO ME AS SUCH

[reef zinc]

oh thats much worse!

[devout yew]

shut up yo

[hasty narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1162762431072845966/1370578558623420550/caption.gif

[reef zinc]

this game needs subtitles so i can tell what silly words these guys made up for this game

[hasty narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-meme-gassy-incredibles-mr-incredible-meme-gif-16951082123294203219

[hasty narwhal]

“Silly words”

You fibberdigibit

[soft osprey]

Arent you lucky they arent refusing to fix it

[hasty narwhal]

These words aren’t silly

[reef zinc]

theyre awesome tbh

just wish i understood what they meant

half sword encyclopedia

[devout yew]

im 2000 pflemmings in debt

400 barrels and i will be free

thats what the scribe told me at least

[reef zinc]

i thought they were pfeffings. i will continue to call them that anyways

[reef zinc]

scribe is embezzling funds. behead him

[devout yew]

scribe is my accountant and receipt reader

i need him

[reef zinc]

right... reading...

[devout yew]

very hard

scribe is translating oafcoard for me

[shell bronze]

said offhandedly and approx 2 weeks ago
on top of weapon handling they needa fix this ai too

[soft osprey]

Me when 4 coders dont work 24/7

[shell bronze]

pitchfork bind goodness

[devout yew]

24 is dividable by 4

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-compelling-didnt-ask-dont-gif-24737803

[soft osprey]

Get this man a math degree

[azure yarrow]

impossible

[devout yew]

6 hours a day, they sleep in 18 hour cycles

[bleak frost]

only issue I have with the AI is the zombies dropping their weapons constantly to bite instead of fight

[devout yew]

the 4 coders can do this

[humble iris]

you gotta take in account of the 15 minute lunch break

[stuck prairie]

oops

[soft osprey]

15 is generous I’d say

[stuck prairie]

thats the low qual one

[humble iris]

7 minutes

[soft osprey]

5 minutes tops

[humble iris]

3 minutes

[devout yew]

we can push 15 minutes off from sleep

[soft osprey]

2 Take it or leave it

[dire zephyr]

No lunch

[devout yew]

but thats cutting it

[humble iris]

0

[soft osprey]

Ok no lunch

[humble iris]

-5

Work 5 minutes longer

[devout yew]

alright its settled

[soft osprey]

They pay to work instead

[dire zephyr]

You have to give others lunch

[reef zinc]

honestly, chat gpt could probably have the game fixed by now. start vibe coding!

[humble iris]

The lunch is you

[devout yew]

18 hours sleeping a day 6 hours coding a day

[dire zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/bamboozled-astonished-shocked-shocking-goosebumps-gif-12084918004451775410

[soft osprey]

They should use chat gpt to code in multiplayer and a battle pass

[dire zephyr]

ChatGPT help me and my wife through child labour

[reef zinc]

id pay for the half sword battle pass

more microtransactions!

epstien would be proud

[devout yew]

what if we put a feed tube in the coders' mouths and that way lunch is no longer a problem

[cursive folio]

unbelievable. where are the loot boxes? the in-game store? the $30.99 DLC?

[soft osprey]

Have your wife bring you a hot towel and some morphine, youre gonna need it

[dire zephyr]

You know it

I don’t have a wife

ChatGPT is my girlfriend

[cloud barn]

why is this like the first message I see when I click this channel 😭

[humble iris]

the work station is a portapotty

[soft osprey]

Respectable, though shes pretty god damn stupid, no offense

[humble iris]

so they don't need to stop working to go to the bathroom

[devout yew]

18 hour sleep cycle is my scribe wife

[dire zephyr]

Hey don’t talk to her like that!

[soft osprey]

We have a command for that

[lean niche]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[cloud barn]

no way

lol

[dire zephyr]

/what the fuck

Huh

[soft osprey]

/ waitwhat

No space

[devout yew]

slash dkib

[lean niche]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

🚫 misterfedoras, you need to wait 36 seconds to use that command again.

[stuck prairie]

i got some nice blue metal gloves

[dire zephyr]

When do the big updates start to happen for the early access

[stuck prairie]

but they clip threw my hands

💔

[dire zephyr]

So far it’s just been fixes nothing new

[dire zephyr]

They are half gloves

They expose your fingers

[soft osprey]

When I decide to let them out of the basement. Theyre under lockdown as punishment right now for trying to take a break two weeks ago

[dire zephyr]

Do they still get a break

[soft osprey]

Do you want to join them

[dire zephyr]

No pls

[feral moon]

Update when 🙁

[dire zephyr]

Never

You wasted 24 dollars they ran away with your money

They went to Tahiti

[bleak frost]

it gets pushed back a month every time someone asks

[reef zinc]

fatal error number 4 of the night -_-

[dire zephyr]

You gotta install

[reef zinc]

install...?

[dire zephyr]

D53

It should stop the errors

[reef zinc]

whats d53

[dire zephyr]

It’s basically

Something I made up to waste your time.

[reef zinc]

nooooooooo

[plain brook]

i hate the new clipping through body its so awful, like yeah weapons get stuck less but stuff like that looks buggy now

and i cant use leverage for moves like this

[reef zinc]

they'll get it right eventually

[dire zephyr]

They should just give up on halfsword entirely and make ai Roblox games

That’s the path the devs are going down rn anyways

[plain brook]

that is not certain, they took 6 years to get it from the demo to where it is now

[lost rover]

No make ai cat videos

[reef zinc]

oh... well the demo was pretty good!

[dire zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-ai-kitten-ai-kitten-larry-larry-ai-gif-5850789617517185518

[stuck prairie]

yo

yknow some of those scenes in some shows

where the guy like

perices a dude with a spear

and like

lifts him up or somethin

do you think you could get strong enough to do that in half sword

[lost rover]

Completely obsolete 😡

[shell bronze]

it doesn't fix the foundational issue of this stuff happening as often as it does to begin with

[dire zephyr]

Knowing half sword no matter how strong you get it would probably make you let go of your weapon for no reason

[stuck prairie]

its realistic so its fine

[plain brook]

if this upcoming patch doesnt fix more than it breaks i dont know if ill have any confidence in the future

[plain brook]

weapons phase through the user in real life?

[stuck prairie]

through dismemberment

[shell bronze]

inb4 more eye candy and not one change to core gameplay

[stuck prairie]

yes

usually if you try to dismember someone in one swing it takes a bit of force

[dire moon]

Looks like it was missing to me

[stuck prairie]

also

fellas

its an early acsess game

chillax

[plain brook]

its an early access game that costs money has had 6 years of development and hasnt shown any evidence of actual improvment

i still like it

but i wish i had proof it would get better

[shell bronze]

lost my hat and had to lock in

[stuck prairie]

the thing is, they give eye candy to satisfy people while they plan to roll out actual updates

they gotta keep people in somehow

or else their aint gonna be nobody to celebrate a good update

[plain brook]

i dont know i think they overcorrected there

like yeah it got popular from tiktok which means is playerbase dont have a long ateention span

but the current release gave it a lotta bad rep

[stuck prairie]

popular from tiktok?

[plain brook]

it was too early

[stuck prairie]

thats the first time i heard of that

[plain brook]

tiktok is all the vertical stuff like shorts and reels or whatever

thats how it was spread through the masses

[stuck prairie]

i havent seen or heard anybody say they got into the game from tiktok or any short form media

i just saw smi77y play the demo

plus

the thousands of kids on tiktok

probably

[plain brook]

he played the demo way after the first few waves

[stuck prairie]

dont even have pc's

[soft osprey]

It was popular all over, but halfsword itself was never planned to be a full on game it was meant to be a tech demo by a few people and some artists. that blew up in popularity rapidly, and very unexpectedly. It’s the devs first ever game and they had to jump into massive hype with no real experience. Also, the games still only been out for a couple days more than a month. People give way more grace to big AAA studios that pump out absolute garbage with a $70 price tag

[plain brook]

this

now i dont agree with all he said

but it got popular fast and the kinda popular that doesnt last

they had to milk it before it died down

its how the sausage is made

but they probably should have given it more time

[stuck prairie]

how else are they gonna make people stay while they update

[plain brook]

because now it has a bad reputation as unrealslop

[stuck prairie]

i feel like now your just spitting out a bunch of bullshit

what the fuck do you mean

[soft osprey]

They need to full on focus on optimization, actual bug fixes, and the physics. I love halfsword but I genuinely don’t want more content until everything is fixed

[dire zephyr]

With the amount of money I could’ve bought early access for that same week I could’ve bought gta enhanced and legacy and rdr2 for the same price as half sword early access

[soft osprey]

I mean if you’re comparing 1 game to 3..

I’d buy the 3

Bad money management from you

[stuck prairie]

maybe the game would grow in popularity again after some full on updates

[plain brook]

unreal engine 5 game with bad optimisation and generic "good" graphics is how i define unreal slop but you cant deny its reputation aint great rn

[dire zephyr]

I thought the game would be more peak 😔

[stuck prairie]

if seen nobody diss halfsword but halfsword players themselves

[dire zephyr]

Trailer overhyped it

[stuck prairie]

its an early acsess game

the trailer wont be anything like it

[plain brook]

what does that even mean the only players who could diss it are people who played it

[dire zephyr]

You would expect the gameplay of the game to be the actual gameplay RIGHT?!

😭 😭

[stuck prairie]

it dosnt even have a bad reputation its just the people who play it are complaining

[plain brook]

its got mixed 68% positive steam reviews

[soft osprey]

Actually I go into random games discords I haven’t played just to tell them it sucks

[stuck prairie]

its like when you see the trailer of a game and then you go to buy it but its in testing so its very unadvanced and your wondering why its not like the trailer

[soft osprey]

What’s your favorite game?

Im gonna do it now

[stuck prairie]

i mean

[plain brook]

one of the original troll tactics lol

[stuck prairie]

not even the demo is like the trailer dude

[soft osprey]

Just you wait till I find their discord server

[dire zephyr]

So what you’re saying is that the trailer for the early access was actually the trailer for the full release

The full release that doesn’t even exist

[stuck prairie]

most likely

[stuck prairie]

its an early acsess game🤯

[soft osprey]

Nobody show this man mobile game ads

[plain brook]

the trailer did a fine job of showing what was avaliable but it could have indicated better that some things where not actually in the game yet and should have been accompanied with a warning about the state of the game

it wasnt a direct lie but they where intentionally silent about how messy a release EA would be

[hasty narwhal]

literally not fucking true btw

[stuck prairie]

hmm i wonder why theres no full release for this game in early acsess🤔

[dire zephyr]

Ok you could expect this from scummy app developers but the half sword devs have a reputation to uphold

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-compelling-didnt-ask-dont-gif-24737803

[hasty narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-pat-cut-this-vein-gif-15495131099012497825

[stuck prairie]

im actually level 3.5

[soft osprey]

Reputation..mf they didn’t even have a reputation yet, it’s their first ever game

[stuck prairie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/instagram-viral-nazoom-BKw04PbLlfOl2tzrwO

[soft osprey]

But I get your point

[hasty narwhal]

true ngl but

[hasty narwhal]

reputation of the demo

the demo was techinically their first game

[dire zephyr]

Well no shit Sherlock that’s what I’ve been saying 😭 😭 you’re telling me the trailer for the game wasn’t actually the trailer for the early access but get this it was using footage for the full release!! 🤯

[hasty narwhal]

and the game we have is NOT the demo lmao

i like both

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-up-nerd-nerd-knight-punch-gif-11842984322537816404

[hasty narwhal]

but they're different games

[hasty narwhal]

i

am RIGHT

and you KNOW IT

[dire zephyr]

I mean people waiting for early access after playing the demo for like a year or two idk how long

[plain brook]

the critics are even more valuable because it is their first game, their reputation also is the most important

now is the time for half sword games to prove to its players they can listen, improve and provide what the playerbase wants

[stuck prairie]

at the start of the trailer it shows cards being picked at random for gamemodes? is it a part of the game yet? no. will it be? probably yes!

[feral dew]

They’re not, the ea is an evolution of the demo

[hasty narwhal]

sorry can't revolt rn, busy eating bread and visiting the circus

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-evolving-just-backwards-gif-21647112

[dire zephyr]

That was all cinematic genius im talking about the gameplay here

[hasty narwhal]

"evolution"

[hasty narwhal]

this is a different game

lets js tell it like it is

i like both

no doubt

[stuck prairie]

you got core gameplay in the trailer how do you overhype legitimate gameplay

[hasty narwhal]

but they're different experiences

[stuck prairie]

that makes no fuckign sense

its still what it is

its not different from the trailer

[dire zephyr]

Playing the game has me falling over 90 percent of the time and also letting go of my weapon and when I try to use traps get this they barely work and are difficult to set up

[stuck prairie]

(steam has a refund option by the way)

[dire zephyr]

Don’t get me started on the whole “smashing someone’s head onto the floor”

[stuck prairie]

also

[feral dew]

Not really, both center around fighting your way through the different tiers by upgrading your equipment

[reef zinc]

im an amd gpu, is that part of the problem or does nvidia also crash every 10 minutes?

[stuck prairie]

its not a game that your good at from a beginning

[dire zephyr]

Not when you play it for so many hours your brain starts to numb

[plain brook]

that was clearly just some dramatisation of the joker menu in the tavern, i was surpirsed how many people assumed it would have actual cards

[hasty narwhal]

nah

demo didn't have equipment upgrades

just levels

[stuck prairie]

your strike me as the type of person to buy a game expect to be good at it like the person in the trailer, fails for like an hour and says its bad

[hasty narwhal]

and randomized at that

[feral dew]

It did, your equipment upgraded with each tier

[hasty narwhal]

it has a completely different system for upgrading

and you don't upgrade your equipment

[feral dew]

It counts

[stuck prairie]

wise assumption

however

i decided not

[hasty narwhal]

the game does for you by randomly generating better stuff

[stuck prairie]

👍

[dire zephyr]

“Expect to be good at it like the person in the trailer” ok George how about you smash someone’s head into the floor NEWSFLASH you can’t

[stuck prairie]

yes you can

do you check the controls

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-no-nope-nah-never-gif-16208499

[stuck prairie]

i can go in the game and do it right now

[dire zephyr]

Send me one clip of you doing this

One clip

[stuck prairie]

ok

also

you need strength

to do it

[dire zephyr]

I know that

[plain brook]

the trailer was fine besides being bad at advertising what was in the game and what was to come

the devs could have made it clear how much core work was still needed because normally early access is a vertical slice - a small segment of the game refined to near release while lacking content to be added in updates - but half swords early access is more like an alpha test

[hasty narwhal]

very trvth nvke

[hasty narwhal]

VERY trvth nvke

[dire zephyr]

This just summarises my point without arguing with somebody on discord

[hasty narwhal]

there was shit in the trailer that's not even in the game at all

[dire zephyr]

I should get better at this

[soft osprey]

Im not reading all of this, im way too important doing super important businessny business things. But I BELIEVE the trailer is for the full release. I mean realistically how often do you see a trailer for solely an early access version? Dont answer that, I’ll ignore you anyway

[plain brook]

yeah they did a bad job at showing what was going to be in the game at ea release but in hindsight they never showed actual gameplay of anything not in the game

[sharp totem]

I wonder if they'll ever try with firearms :<

[hasty narwhal]

the cards

[dire zephyr]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1462688994792833127/1477049048757309691/attachment.gif

[plain brook]

yeah the cards where never gameplay

[hasty narwhal]

very often actually

[feral dew]

Half Sword is definitely going to be a long ride, but the devs have already proven they’re willing to stick with the game and have been fixing issues

[plain brook]

they didnt do a good job of telling that the cards where future modes

[hasty narwhal]

most of them are gamemodes and stuff

[soft osprey]

I said dont answer that

But since you did now you have to show me

[feral dew]

Early arquebuses will probably be in the game eventually

[stuck prairie]

clips being generated rn

[soft osprey]

Show me a trailer for just early access

[hasty narwhal]

im busy

[wild ledge]

that sounds like a you issue

[stuck prairie]

k

[soft osprey]

FUCK

[hasty narwhal]

my people have 6 berries in manor lords

[soft osprey]

business things?

[plain brook]

yeah but they where not shown in the trailer outside cards like everything else was

[wild ledge]

it was pretty obvious to me. the cards there look like the cards in the demo.

[sharp orchid]

where is the 7th

[dire zephyr]

I’d probably go into a rage induced coma if they just canceled development

[hasty narwhal]

i ated it

[feral dew]

They won’t

[sharp orchid]

the economy will never recover from this 😔

[plain brook]

i mean that the cards where not represeting things that would be in the early access on day 1

[dire zephyr]

Exactly you can’t even do it like in the trailer

[hasty narwhal]

: (

[plain brook]

they are future early access update content

[stuck prairie]

the fuck you mean

i just did it

[hasty narwhal]

my ppl like berry

but not enough

for everyone

[sharp orchid]

go get bery

[hasty narwhal]

so i made 1000 rye fields

[stuck prairie]

i aint even gonna continue argueing with a dumbass

beleive you cant do it

[dire zephyr]

You look like you’re a mother cat picking her kitten up by the scruff but failing miserably for the love of god you can’t even smash their head against the ground properly

[stuck prairie]

i dont care anymore

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1477899531633823785/MedalTVHalfSword20260302001638105-tr-edit-1772429055-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[sharp totem]

Let us hope :P

[soft osprey]

Skill issue genuinely though, you have to realize the gameplay they used in the trailer, was from closed playtest..testers. Theyre all, very good at halfsword. They love it, that’s why they’re testing it

[hasty narwhal]

pastures for this game are kind of fucked up

[wild ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-seethe-cope-cope-spies-in-disguise-spy-gif-22364694

[soft osprey]

Cant really look at the peak of skill players and use it as baseline for things that are possible

[dire zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/fun-cat-silly-cat-silly-cat-meme-gif-13346222647132566825

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yugioh-punch-ground-1

[wild ledge]

he literally just smashed someone's head against the ground

[soft osprey]

I can’t do what militus does with great sword, ever.

[stuck prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278712954040352922/1428177674165289103/togif.gif

[hasty narwhal]

so is hunting areas in manor lords

it's js messed up

[sharp orchid]

what could he possibly do with great sword

[hasty narwhal]

impossible to get meat

[stuck prairie]

you need to practice to be truely great at this game

[plain brook]

yeah the gameplay was fine besides the skull cracking which doesnt seem possible in the exact same way at least from my testing, its normal for trailers to have perfect gameplay

the trailer should have had some kinda "coming in later updates" text on the screen when they showcases hordes pit and bridge tho

[soft osprey]

This

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-covering-mouth

[limber zinc]

Ayo who’s jumping on Fight Crab until they fix this ishhh

[dire zephyr]

https://youtu.be/-A7eNUfqePg?si=JMyaksuScvLuk-Ta 00:14 is what I meant

[stuck prairie]

oh yeah its easier to do it against walls

and pillars

let me try to get a match for let

[plain brook]

all the clips in this are cherry picked which is literally normal for trailers but yeah those skull crack is hard af to get like the trailer

i assume some kinda cheats where used to ensure perfect clips which is also normal

[hasty narwhal]

disappointed the jester isn't part of the game ngl

[plain brook]

he is just not voiced

[soft osprey]

Cheats..in a closed playtest..that nobody had access to, in order to make said cheats

[hasty narwhal]

i mean

[plain brook]

so the clips in this are not from the developers

[hasty narwhal]

he's a picture ig

[plain brook]

i meant dev tools

[soft osprey]

No they are genuinely from closed playtest testers

They asked for clips and were provided. If you look closely, some are lower graphics than others

[dire zephyr]

They probably just paid some random guy on task rabbit to do the little song for the trailer

[limber zinc]

Then why doesn’t it represent the EA at all

[hasty narwhal]

ok?

[soft osprey]

What?

[hasty narwhal]

...

ts was NOT my question

[limber zinc]

The trailer

[plain brook]

was there an update from the close playtest to the final game because its way too hard to do what is done quite easily there in normal gameplay

[reef zinc]

so if i go to the seer at night and face my demons and i die, is that run over or does that not count?

[hasty narwhal]

can someone help me

[dire zephyr]

What I’m saying is that the jester is in the game they just didn’t pay the guy to add any voice lines

[hasty narwhal]

i'm really struggling in ts manor lords

[soft osprey]

The trailer shows the exact core gameplay Thats in EA, physics and all. Just some things missing, like certain map or fight modes

[limber zinc]

Yeah right

[soft osprey]

It’s constantly being updated. The closed playtest is still constantly going and being updated

[limber zinc]

Good one

[hasty narwhal]

i mean story wise

like

[soft osprey]

Ok

[hasty narwhal]

jester needs to get sm shi

to do

instead of js give you tasks n shi

[dire zephyr]

The bit at the end of the trailer made me think the jester would replace the baron as the final boss

[soft osprey]

I think the jesters just a little shit

[hasty narwhal]

that's what i guessed

[hasty narwhal]

stfu

jester is tuff

https://tenor.com/view/jest-jester-court-jester-clown-fool-gif-2206768696017558523

[dire zephyr]

Mean

[sharp thunder]

uhhh

[plain brook]

yeah that makes more sense they may have toned down interactions between bodies and active physics objects (stuff that is not the floor which you can bonk into) for the sake of framerate, its still a fine trailer showing the game at its best

[soft osprey]

You can’t talk that way to a discord moderator with a fragile ego and anger issues

[limber zinc]

Let’s all play Fight Crab

[dire zephyr]

How hard did you hit him

[hasty narwhal]

don't talk about Tcaldridge like that

[sharp thunder]

only rammed his head against the pillar a few times

[soft osprey]

Tcaldrige shit talk?! Well theres a first for everything

[hasty narwhal]

i shit talk everyone

[dire zephyr]

Is it just me or do the enemies keep screaming the N word at me are they saying something else or what

[hasty narwhal]

bro manor lords is so fucked up

i have 9 food and about 2k regional wealth

[soft osprey]

Wow I haven’t heard someone ask this in a long ass time

[hasty narwhal]

what the FUCK

[soft osprey]

The word is eggard

[hasty narwhal]

stabilize my FUCKING economy

[dire zephyr]

Ohhhh

[soft osprey]

for some reason sounding like the n word to a lot of people

Im starting to think people hear what they wanna hear

[sharp thunder]

i thought he said beggar

calling u poor

[dire zephyr]

Tbf I’ve never heard of the word eggard in my life

[dire zephyr]

Yeah! This is what I thought it was if it wasn’t the n word

[hasty narwhal]

nah i always heard that shit

[soft osprey]

Bro has never cracked open a 600+ year old text from 1400’s medieval Holy Roman Empire and it shows

[hasty narwhal]

i js didn't say anything cause i'm not racist

i have a black aunt

[dire zephyr]

Im sorry ill do this next time

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-steve-carrell-confused-i-dont-know-what-to-say-gif-5628901

[stuck prairie]

i have a clip but compared to the cellar map its kinda sucky but its alright

[sharp orchid]

bro must have visited oxford library or smthn to even find a text like that

[stuck prairie]

slums sucks for wall smashing

[reef zinc]

sorry to ask again but i never got an answer, if i go to the abyss by talking to the seer and i die, is that end of my run?

[sharp orchid]

yeah

[reef zinc]

thanks!

[soft osprey]

Yes. Going to the abyss early is you drinking poison, so dead already

[reef zinc]

yeah that made sense, just wanted to check.

murder tax

[hasty narwhal]

WE are ALL listening to carmina burana as we play half sword

[soft osprey]

I’ll say this though, im gonna lose my fuckin mind if they don’t remove the coffin you spawn into in abyss. It’s so god damn annoying to get out of. It’s a cool feature, sure. But it’s fucking stupid and sucks

[stuck prairie]

YO

I MADE IT ACROSS THE BRIDGE

IM FREE

[soft osprey]

Without it ending the match?

[sharp thunder]

how without ending match :(

[stuck prairie]

it dosnt end the match till you go a lil further out

[soft osprey]

I hate hate hate that they modeled a whole ass town just to deny you access

[soft osprey]

Mine ends before crossing

[winged sable]

no they didnt

[stuck prairie]

weird

maybe it was cuz

i won the round

[stuck prairie]

like

right as i was crossing

the guy fell off the bridge

[winged sable]

my GOD bro 😭

what is that move even called

[soft osprey]

That wouldn’t surprise me. It bugs out if you die while winning so, im sure that probably fucks with it too

[sharp thunder]

i want to fight a lion in halfsword

[sharp orchid]

idk man i think i have naming rights cuz im the first to pull that shit

[winged sable]

no you definitely do

[soft osprey]

I believe animals are coming?