halfsword-chat-⚔

[onyx moon]

wasnt me

[nimble tiger]

guys why cant i wear some armour on my willy in the game?

[fast bramble]

There's another weird thing I noticed regarding FPS and graphics settings and stuff but I'm too baked to explain so I'll see if I can get a video to explain

[onyx moon]

um

[nimble tiger]

like spaudlers

[onyx moon]

which willy do you mean

[muted raptor]

wear an arming doublet

[nimble tiger]

willy i mean my willy my character

[onyx moon]

i caught him halfway dont worry

hes safe

i lied

[solemn escarp]

is it just me or does it feel harder to break bones in EA?

[sharp thunder]

just got baron set on my 3rd save

[onyx moon]

why is he crying

hes scared of heights

come here lil boy dont worry

[wheat leaf]

was doing some chores, yeah i just upped the weight to around 1850 grams thats closer to my ideal for a polearm of that size, using the back-spike is quite effective too

[onyx moon]

tomato sauce spritzed out of my hands cuz i was holding tomatoes while giving him pats

[solemn escarp]

ive been kicking this guys leg for like 5 minutes

[small mortar]

It would be funny if they added tomatoes you could throw at people that did no physical damage but hurt their pride and have like a small chance to make your opponent just give up

[small mortar]

Kick his face

[onyx moon]

they fr need to add more maps

countryside

[small mortar]

Castle wall they could fall off and die

[rigid cairn]

i hate when they go all "have mercy on me 🥺"

[solemn escarp]

im going for a broken bone not unconciousness

[sharp thunder]

narrow passage sound SO FUCKING FUN GOD I WANNA PLAY IT ALREADY

[onyx moon]

castle gates you could release on their body and impale them with

[sharp thunder]

INTO the pit too

[onyx moon]

that emoji genuinely crackled me up

[onyx moon]

wonder if dare to enter will be a gamemode

with like

3 barons

[sharp thunder]

Ive got a theory they will do beast fights, with animals being added? Seems highly plausible it could be some kind of beast you have to fight. which would be fucking epic

like a lion

[solemn escarp]

I broke his leg

[onyx moon]

"have mercy on mi 😢 🥹 "

[wheat leaf]

i forgot who took this originally but its one of the best

[small mortar]

I said before it would be cool if they added hunting quests where you have to kill a random animal on the forest map for money

[wheat leaf]

cannot tell me bro isnt a fungus

[sharp thunder]

That would be so sick with a crossbow 😭

[onyx moon]

"aii do me no harm but let me live 🙏🏻 "

[sharp thunder]

I feel like its gotta be pretty much confirmed at this point that there will be horses in the game?

[wheat leaf]

"what gain is there in bloodshed"
i say as i stand over 5 mf's writhing and screaming in pain, half of them missing limbs or bleeding out

[onyx moon]

guys

i think i messed up

the guy who says like the

victory voicelines

he..

he didnt say anything..

[sharp thunder]

thats u brodie 😂

[onyx moon]

no the

what gain is there in bloodshed

for whales are red

[small mortar]

I want a honey badger or something I can grab by the tail and throw at my opponents like a budget Pokemon

[onyx moon]

i swear thats a different voice

a deeper one

[sharp thunder]

I always just interpreted it as your character talking down the fight

like being kind pretty much

[onyx moon]

being kind as i give the guy brain damage

[sharp thunder]

LOL

somtimes

[small mortar]

Half my fights end up with my weapon stuck in some part of my opponent’s body I think I’m past the point of being able to be kind

[sharp thunder]

Yeah if you arent using a blunt weapon, you are gonna kill them 9/10 times lol

[nimble tiger]

how to get this thing

[muted raptor]

buy it from the merchant

[fast bramble]

Video doesn't capture the steam FPS counter oop, so I'll just take pictures and try my best to explain @warped apex

When you start the game up, it seems to load the incorrect graphics settings. I have my game set to Medium settings with frame generation and DLSS and all that good stuff, but when I first start a game and load into a match it runs like hot asshole

When you look at the Steam FPS counter, you can see that Frame Generation isn't enabled (first pic)

As soon as I open the settings menu it loads the graphics settings I set (second pic)

[small mortar]

Even with blunt weapons sometimes you hit your opponent in the head and you hear the crunching sound of their neck getting broken in like every possible place

Or it’s their skull

[sharp thunder]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1469778821552144456 This guy made a guide on how to reliably set your graphics settings due to this specific bug

[fast bramble]

Ooo thanks

[sharp thunder]

np i try to share it since its got good info in it

[fast bramble]

I'm glad it's not just me that noticed it

And they can describe it a lot better

[onyx moon]

love to see my character talk this one down

i honestly dont know how i got him up there

[sharp thunder]

The way you're mimicing the pose of the art on the wall is actually peak cinema lol

[onyx moon]

i didnt even notice that

holy

[warped apex]

I just casted magic with a bow my god

[nimble tiger]

thx

[long barn]

How do I start a new progression from scratch? I beat the baron and I want to just work my way up again

[onyx moon]

ankles gone

[small mortar]

Old clip from I think the playtest build I found kinda funny. I just casually walked over to him, got him in the neck, then stood there like a robot that finished it’s task

[sharp thunder]

HAHA WEIRD i had the same glitch happen at the beggingin of a short i posted https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jezitGY96Sk

[onyx moon]

for whales are red in font

oops

[sharp thunder]

crossbow has strange properties lol

[onyx moon]

now the guy cant go back to town either

[hybrid pond]

Is there anyway to change the audiooutput in game?

[onyx moon]

lol

[warped apex]

I just hit a trickshot hawt damm

[sharp thunder]

what other game can you do this 😂

[warped apex]

bonelab

[sharp thunder]

true actually lol

[warped apex]

or the chuds game blade and cuckery

[sharp thunder]

This game feels like a 2d vr game

[supple crystal]

it do

[onyx moon]

we need more games like this

[sharp thunder]

am i the only one who thought blade and sorcery was absolutely mid?

refunded it almost immediately

[wheat leaf]

YO ive made a monumental discovery

[onyx moon]

lowkey blade n sorcery id only love to play cuz of vr

[wheat leaf]

arrows spawn in barrel

[onyx moon]

where you can basically do anything from a nut kick to a suplex

[hybrid pond]

Im losing my mind, why cant i change audio output in game

[supple crystal]

oh shit?

[sharp thunder]

physics based games like halfsword and beamng have me in a chokehold

[wheat leaf]

im sure someone else discovered this before but i never knew there was arrows in the barrel

[warped apex]

use the sound mixer ]

in windows settings

[onyx moon]

i love half sword

does anyone know any games like half sword

[sharp thunder]

Is there still no point to picking up a quiver?

[onyx moon]

i dont mean medieval i mean

physics based

[keen haven]

my character is small

[thorn crest]

Exanima

It’s very different

[wheat leaf]

im minimum height lol

[wheat leaf]

theres plenty of point, you keep it until you die or something

[onyx moon]

is it physics based

i need physics based !!

i love

[thorn crest]

Yes

[sharp thunder]

I thought it disappeared from inventory after leaving a battle but i also havent tried using it since the release version so idk

[hybrid pond]

alright the game just isnt giving any audio. Still thanks sweetie

[flint sentinel]

46 SOULS TO SAVE FROM THE ABYSS? WTF????

[thorn crest]

Keep in mind that it’s also an early access game

[onyx moon]

tryna watch a video about the game but its just him making the character fat

[wheat leaf]

i think they fixed it? its stayed with me through several fights and a fatal error crash

[keen haven]

How is the end of the weapon?

[wheat leaf]

doesnt appear in inventory as a item tho

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/huh-cat

huh

sweetie?

[hybrid pond]

🙏

[wheat leaf]

is pret good, i mostly use billhooks for loooong ranged attacks by using alt to gain range on swings

then pull back to use the hook

[keen haven]

how's the weapon so far? (without changed weight)

With this weapon i've created i'm mostly killing enemies by an accident

[thorn crest]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D4FNHzJCD6Y&pp=ygUQZXhhbmltYSBnYW1lcGxheQ%3D%3D

[rigid cairn]

ouch that didnt look fun ☹️

[keen haven]

(speaking about knights)

[wheat leaf]

solid as any low tier billhook, i do prefer them short like that rather than super long though

[small mortar]

I love the baron's mace

[sharp thunder]

ahhh damn.... i just found out i deleted my first ever save file with baron set. thats actually fucked

i wanted to keep it forever

[wheat leaf]

my condolences

[sharp thunder]

guess i gotta do it again

[rigid cairn]

ive dished out worse blows that just sounded like i hit em with a razor-clad pool noodle, i kinda wish the sound design was more visceral

[thorn crest]

Maybe it’s still in your recycling bin

[hybrid pond]

game is making me question my sanity WHERE IS THE SOUND

[warped apex]

Gawt of the damn this is a cool ass clip

[keen haven]

what about the same weapon but with increased weight?

[warped apex]

movie execution type clip

[keen haven]

can you try first weight (without changing)?

[sharp thunder]

oopps leaked my name

[small mortar]

Feels like some shit out of a John Wick type movie

[sharp thunder]

OH WAITTt

I can turn steam cloud saves!!

[fast bramble]

Someone mentioned to me a while back that the crossbow itself can sometimes spawn in Alley, though I haven't seen it yet

[rigid cairn]

wait but isnt it in your bio

[sharp thunder]

oh yeah

lol

[thorn crest]

It’s super cool that you can stab with a loaded bolt

[fast bramble]

It gets kinda silly when you do though, they basically stop being affected by gravity

But it's still cool

[onyx moon]

asasasasas

[sharp thunder]

man steam cloud saves just saved my ass

thank u gaben

[rigid cairn]

imo, always having the gurgle death sound kinda takes away from how brutal some deaths can be

[wheat leaf]

oh neato, ill have to keep an eye out ive never seen it there either

[wheat leaf]

i just prefer them with more weight, makes them move more fluidly rather than snappy

[small mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/backhand-hoodwinked-hoodwinked2-hd-meme-gif-24300706

[onyx moon]

i moved my mouse so fast the game froze

[coarse frigate]

Yo Schwarzenegger that you 🙏

[rigid cairn]

is there actual arterial damage in this game or is this game just unfair by killing me with a stab to the thigh

cause i know the femoral artery is down there kinda where i got stabbed

[wheat leaf]

they have a complete arterial system, corroded, femoral, subclavical, jugular, etc

as well as individual organ hitboxes

[strong shadow]

Guys can my willy eventually recover without buying any heal?

[wheat leaf]

like for instance i could stab someone in the guts but get unlucky and only hit the lower intestine and they survive, but a liver stab is instant KO

[rigid cairn]

ahh okay, they really really care about detail then

[keen haven]

How is the weapon without changed weight?

Easier to slash?

(than hit)

[wheat leaf]

again man im not the end-all-be-all of weapon design but with lower weight i find it twitchier and more snappy, less ideal for my playstyle so i hit less hits overall

[keen haven]

you've changed weight and using it against knights?

[wheat leaf]

yeah if im fighting against armor i typically run a minimum of 1700-1800 grams to get the momentum and impact force

[keen haven]

Like this or you mostly hitting them bluntly?

[wheat leaf]

i use the main edge for blunt strikes, i dont have a clip of that bill specifically but ill show the general style i use

i use alt to gain range and momentum on swings, rather than use it for stabbing

false edge strikes on polearms are only really consistent from halfsword grip so they come into play once in grappling range

[keen haven]

I'm using them mostly for slicing and stabbing

[sharp thunder]

drip 🔥

[wheat leaf]

i respect that, i kinda give up on aiming for gaps with polearms at high tiers

pollaxes are different story though, i like having spikes on either side and use those both for stabs quite often

[keen haven]

with it being lower weight, it mostly kills knights by an accident

and it saved me a lot

[copper remnant]

why did half sword demo dissapear

it sucks how theres no point of sharp weapons late game

u just have to knock them out nothing else

[keen haven]

it didn't?

wait

[golden pilot]

Is it just me or isn't the gore enough

[copper remnant]

this means the gore is enough btw

gramatically

[copper remnant]

no they kinda redid the demo or something im not sure

and the hours are gone

its not in my library anymore

[keen haven]

omg, that sword i've recommended, it's GREAT backup weapon

[copper remnant]

whats the point of swords

later

you cant do shit with it

[wheat leaf]

its so short that it doesnt get caught on enemies and you can keep slashing

[copper remnant]

i hit full power swings at their head and nothing happens

[keen haven]

ooh, how wrong you are

[copper remnant]

there are no gaps in armor later

half swording doesnt work either

early game shit was broken

when they get proper armor its over

i use a mace

its op

[golden pilot]

Is it just me, or isn’t it not the case that the gore may not be enough

[copper remnant]

there is gore settings btw

just incase u missed it

[golden pilot]

I want to cleave naked people in half without any issues

It's on max

[wheat leaf]

this is kinda how they are irl tho so it makes sense

[copper remnant]

you can do this?

[copper remnant]

no no i know

its just cooler to use a sword

[keen haven]

mate, what about the sword i gave you?

[copper remnant]

and it sucks that its not strong

[keen haven]

Not only it great at slashing

but blunt dmg is great

[golden pilot]

Not all the time

[copper remnant]

blunt dmg is op

[wheat leaf]

its not a realistic sword

but its a good sword ingame

[copper remnant]

you cant cleave people in half without any issues all the itme

in real life

[golden pilot]

If I do a full swing that could go through the body it gets stuck on the ribs

[golden pilot]

I can

[copper remnant]

you cant cut someone in half in real life

not that easily

[wheat leaf]

i agree, you just gotta learn to use halfsword grip more often and its fairly easy to win at high tiers

[golden pilot]

Also it's a game

[copper remnant]

yeah its trying to be realistic

[sharp thunder]

this is exactly what i mean when saying blunt damage is busted

[copper remnant]

its not fantasy

[copper remnant]

this is a bug

[sharp thunder]

like why did he even die 😭

[copper remnant]

it will be fixed later

[wheat leaf]

i think theres a bit of a split in the dev team rn where half want to follow the style of game thats the silly flaily slasher that streamers want, and the other half are trying to make a hyper realistic historical simulator

[copper remnant]

i died because i stepped on someone once

i got knocked out because i chose my shield and etc

[golden pilot]

It's not doing a very good job of being realistic

[copper remnant]

its still early access

[copper remnant]

Ok

[naive granite]

its worse than what we expected

[copper remnant]

yeah but ts still great asf

and its gonna get better

and its gonna be more expensive on full release so its worth buying rn

[naive granite]

its not

[copper remnant]

i ahd more fun in the demo but

i say its great in terms of potential

[naive granite]

are we sure that we get to play the full game for free because we bought ea?

[sharp thunder]

ive had far more fun in ea no cap i put that on everything

[copper remnant]

yes its in teh description

they say the game will be more expensive

[sharp thunder]

125 hours in demo 105 in ea yeah ea is better

[copper remnant]

and we will get to play it for cheaper

as early supporter

cuz we bought it now

[naive granite]

lets hope

[sharp thunder]

i got supporter edition for 23

[supple crystal]

i've had a lot of fun with EA but also, i'm ready for them to stop adding problems and start fixing problems

[sharp thunder]

cause i fucking lvoe this game and i want it to succeed no matter what

[wheat leaf]

the next update will be bringing new content which hopefully means theyll stabilize it before adding lmao

[pearl ferry]

probably not

[sharp thunder]

devs havent really given us any reason to doubt them, they brought us the demo which gave us hours of fun, they post frequent teasers and constantly aknowledge the issues the game has

[supple crystal]

i was gonna buy copies of this game for all my buddies, but i can't do that with the current state of the game

[wheat leaf]

yeahhh, i think personally theyll take this coming update to just round out and add all the stuff promised in the trailer, then stabilize from there

[onyx moon]

we should get a feature where we pay a beggar or something to fight for us

only if your on lord rank

like bet on the beggar

in a fight

[wheat leaf]

need me a squire

[onyx moon]

imagine if that was a thing

you could bet on who wins

[wheat leaf]

gambling in halfsword 🤑

[onyx moon]

thats why all the maps have buildings..

[wheat leaf]

id be all over that

[naive granite]

yes they did,they delayed the game with one of those ''quarter of the year'' release dates,free mode is far worse,performance is the worst it has ever been,split screen gameplay requires a controller which makes it basically unplayable

[pearl ferry]

demo throw back

[supple crystal]

yeah the radio silence and lack of actual solutions to major issues is a pretty good reason to doubt them

considering how much they broke between demo and EA

[sharp thunder]

games been out for like 1 month btw

also the delay was like 1 monjth holy entitled

[supple crystal]

clearly it needed a longer delay

[naive granite]

true

[naive granite]

agreed

[pearl ferry]

i think that was gameseer's perogative

not the devs

i think? i could just be making shit up

[wheat leaf]

controller gameplay is arguably just as smooth, idk if you expected to play with 2 people on one keyboard, and the way i see it EA was likely rushed due to gameseer the publisher, not the Dev team, they've published and sponsored the game for what, 2-4 years now? gotten no return it'd make perfect sense if they set a deadline regardless of what the devs wanted

[sharp prawn]

How do I start a fresh save?

[wheat leaf]

check pinned messages

[sharp thunder]

also thats a windows issue not fucking halfsword that you cant use 2 keyboards

[sharp prawn]

ty

[naive granite]

arguably?i can tell you havent tried an games on controller lmao just here to glaze the game

[wheat leaf]

yeah i havent tried this game on controller, but ive seen players better than youll ever be on controller lmao

[naive granite]

you can use 2 keyboards,just not 2 mices

[sharp thunder]

windows treats multiple keyboard inputs as 1 always there is no differentiating between a keypress on 1 keyboard and another

[naive granite]

so you havent tried it but you are saying its ''just as smooth'' as a keyboard

when did we come to my skill in games

[wheat leaf]

yeah, cause ive seen friends of mine perform moves and fighting better than i can on keyboard with a controller, so im confident its more related to skill issue

[naive granite]

couldnt defend the points im making and started talking about me personally

lmao

youre miserable

[wheat leaf]

your fixating on my one comment rather than further explaining yourself cause you cant, and thus take it as your opportunity to insult me further instead

L bozo

[naive granite]

you can emulate into a virtual controller

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[sharp thunder]

which takes time, which you dont wanna give the small ass dev team of an indie game

[naive granite]

talk about yourself dont assume how i play

[loud spear]

Does anyone know if there's a way to steal from the Baron?

[wheat leaf]

i dont wanna talk about myself cause im goated at halfsword and you'd call me a gameglazer

[naive granite]

i do,if they had problems with the game they should have delayed instead of making 0 communication with the community

[wheat leaf]

they did both of those things btw

[sharp thunder]

they did...

[remote crypt]

same

[naive granite]

thats not even a delay,proper delay means something like gta 6

[sharp thunder]

Not even mentioning the 6 hotfixes within a week span that made slums go from unplayable to pretty good

and added mechanics

[wheat leaf]

I must admit I did bring you up though cause you seemed pretty dang good on controller

[naive granite]

1 month delay only makes it so that the game loses hype since the new release date is unknown

[remote crypt]

Have you considered. Being pressured?

[naive granite]

communication would have only relieved the pressure

[sharp thunder]

These complaints would matter a lot more to me if the devs didnt care, which they dont, they care a lot about making a fun product

[remote crypt]

First time. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342922271622430802/1477690145451806905/595FC41.MP4?ex=69a5adb0&is=69a45c30&hm=48bd9fdc7275cf01fb2b024ddf82cb215279fc81b832272693bb48878773cf02&

[remote crypt]

Not really. This is the HS discord. Its either weirdos or autists. I'm no exception.

[wheat leaf]

Bro wants cyberpunk level delays on halfsword, make it take 9 years if it has to

[naive granite]

all you do is assume i never said anything about cyberpunk

[remote crypt]

I'm honestly ok with that tbh. Would have rathered a patreon or something so they didnt have to release soon.

[wheat leaf]

It’s an example ya twat

[remote crypt]

Hey. Hey. Stop that.

No name calling @wheat leaf

Let them be the worse person if they so choose

[wheat leaf]

K n o b h e a d

[naive granite]

they are mad because the game is getting criticized lmao

[sharp thunder]

10/10 ragebait

[wheat leaf]

nah im not mad im just shootin the shit cause your constipated over halfsword

[naive granite]

thank you

[sharp thunder]

kinda gave it away there ngl

so imma lower it to 6/10

[naive granite]

it happens

[remote crypt]

Most criticism I've seen is usually the same shit over and over from when playtest forked into demo.

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/bebetwenty-gif-24481497

[remote crypt]

Its just a waste of time to engage with it. I enjoy the game, I won't glaze the game.

[wheat leaf]

i couldnt tell it was ragebait if it was i thought you were just wafflin about halfsword, GG

[long barn]

how do i start a new progression from scratch? when i retire i am left with all my items

[naive granite]

so the recap is you havent played controller but swear its fine,you think emergency bug fixes count as ''caring about the game'' and youre blaming the publisher to avoid admitting that the game is a mess

if you want to glaze the game at least do it without attacking the person

do it with actual facts

[sharp thunder]

nah controller is fine besides left grab controls being the same as slow mo

controller is actually very solid

[wheat leaf]

im blaming the publisher cause thats an extremely common trend in gaming

[naive granite]

have you tried wrestling with controller

[remote crypt]

backup your save file then dont use cloud save

[wheat leaf]

like every game thats released ahead of schedule is due to publisher lol

[naive granite]

you wont win against a keyboard player

[remote crypt]

It's serviceable.

[sharp thunder]

no i dont wrestle in halfsword and wouldnt expect to be good at in on a controller

[remote crypt]

Could be way better.

[naive granite]

its not

[sharp thunder]

yeah well its a controller

[wheat leaf]

we can all agree it could be way better, but its a good start, and they pret much had to redesign most of what was in demo

[sharp thunder]

kinda like how it works

[naive granite]

yes we can all agree that the game could be way better but the current state of it is a mess

[wheat leaf]

its not THAT bad

[sharp thunder]

yeah its not that bad

[naive granite]

explain THAT

it is bad overall

[sharp thunder]

its not

[naive granite]

i dont know what you mean by THAT bad

[long barn]

how do i just delete my current save?

[remote crypt]

I believe you can go into your local app data and move the gameprogress.sav

[remote crypt]

It's not as bad as it could have been. We at least got playtest level physics, which sure is a downgrade to a degree. But, that is still leagues better than what we had in 0.3

[naive granite]

you guys literally said that slums were unplayable at launch and they had to redesign most of the demo if a game launches with unplayable maps and overlapping keybinds and needs a total redesign thats a mess

[wheat leaf]

ive comfortably beat the game like 10x over with less than 20 crashes through the whole process i'd say thats pretty good performance wise, on release i had 20 fps on slums now i have 70-90 fps(less for riots ofc) with general performance improvements on all fronts, they've tweaked the weapon handling slightly to reduce weight drag on heavy polearms which i like, with only 1 mod the game is completely and fully playable and enjoyable now. yeah i have complaints about the game but i dont fixate on them and acknowledge its part of the process and keep having fun

[sharp thunder]

dude they fixed it with hotfixes within 2 weeks?? even you admit now its playable?

[remote crypt]

For example in 0.3 there was no structure or parrying. You stood square.

[sharp thunder]

So thats a good thing right?

The devs are actively fixing the game

[thick peak]

yeah!

green bullock!

don't listen to him purple brother

[remote crypt]

Its a small team. Frank is working his ass off, so I will wait patiently. Star whenizen has taught me that much.

[thick peak]

greens are just greens

[naive granite]

if a combat mechanic like wrestling which i like a lot is off limits or expected to be bad on controller then the controller support isnt solid is it

[sharp thunder]

so dont use controller zawg ur on pc

[wheat leaf]

personally my biggest complaint rn is just the incomplete armor sets, like black, blued, and gold. wrist stability/parry consistency, and the stamina consumption on stance switches which is cringe, but otherwise its in pretty good state

again, not as good as it could be

[thick peak]

my only complaint is poor forest and slums fps

smh

[wheat leaf]

it will get better though

[naive granite]

stop using 0.3 as an example we wont from a polished functional demo to an eo that regressesd in physics performance and mostly everything

comparing a broken ea to a even older worse version isnt it

[sharp thunder]

plenty of time to refund after seeing htis

[wheat leaf]

this is the first time the games had any funding aside from gameseer, so if it is the case that gameseer is pushing for faster releases and pushing for more cartoony gameplay to appease the streamer-based following. the devs will have enough funding to push for their own wants and plans for the game

[naive granite]

its 2026 half the player base is on steam deck or prefers controller if the game has controller support its a feature its supposed to work

[sharp thunder]

imma just keep posting this

until you realize you couldve refunded

but didnt and chose to bitch

[hollow valley]

just refund and wait for update

[wheat leaf]

dont get trouble for spamming

[hollow valley]

not difficult

[naive granite]

it isnt the full version but its worse than demo

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-memes-cannot-ragebait-me-qh5A6O7g7wcOxWn14l

[remote crypt]

O

[naive granite]

your defense for the game being a mess is ''ignore the parts that are broken'' thanks for proving my point

[remote crypt]

fatfinger

[wheat leaf]

im not asking to use against you im just curious, how many hours on EA you got so far?

[bleak osprey]

I still can’t say the Sponge word

[remote crypt]

I'm not defending the game. I'm reminding people that we have come far as it is.

[naive granite]

its because i have rapid trigger enabled

[bleak osprey]

Spongebob

Oh

Nvm

[remote crypt]

Oh another wooting keyboard enjoyer?

[upper wyvern]

ayo can someone send me a link to grappling channel?

[naive granite]

mchose ace68

[remote crypt]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850

[bleak osprey]

Hmm

[wheat leaf]

you cant say your him pal

[naive granite]

pocket wooting

[wheat leaf]

your not him

[remote crypt]

nice.

[bleak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[sharp thunder]

bro u read the warning, proceeded to ignore it, then act shocked when the warning warned you 😂

[upper wyvern]

thank you

[naive granite]

fixing a map that was unplayable isnt a win tho its an emergency repair for a game that never should have launched like thatt

[remote crypt]

Kinda confused if that's supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing.

[sick plaza]

what did i miss btw

[remote crypt]

I could play it fine. It was unoptimized.

[sharp thunder]

ur replying to shit i said like 20 minujtes ago thats how i know ur intellectually bankrupt

[wheat leaf]

zerk hasnt admitted his hours yet, hes clearly at 5 hours in and is mad about the lack of muscle density causing floppiness

[naive granite]

it costs less than wooting and has %90 of the stuff wooting has

[sick plaza]

helo

[naive granite]

173 at demo 28 at ea

[remote crypt]

Oh cool. I finessed it from my younger brother for a christmas present in exchange for 2tb of storage he wanted but couldn't get locally.

I paid less.

[sharp thunder]

you havent played ea long enough

all imma say

[wheat leaf]

once you hit 1000 hours in ea you will understand

it all clicks

[sharp thunder]

^^^

u gain enlightenment

[naive granite]

i have 28 in ea and 173 in demo thats over 200 hours of experience if i cant spot a regression from demo to ea in 28 hours then the game has much bigger problems than i thought

[sharp thunder]

skill issue

[naive granite]

how many hours of a mess im supposed to play through before my critique becomes valid

[rapid pond]

Guys, the horse as a modeled ass

[remote crypt]

It took you guys that long? Only took me 13 (day one)

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/bebetwenty-gif-24481497

[wheat leaf]

thats cause your just a glazer 🙄

[sharp thunder]

i hated it on day 1 ngl

[remote crypt]

[wheat leaf]

NOOOOOOO

your the only skilled controller player in this game, dont go

[sharp thunder]

haha sike i loved that shit

[wheat leaf]

why you checkin

[naive granite]

how do you know

[sick plaza]

🧠 rot

[wheat leaf]

cause he posted a cool gameplay clip on controller, and hes good

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mods-discord-help-v2GdOGuasuu9ojDmZm

[naive granite]

so that makes him the best

okay

[remote crypt]

lmao that is so much bs https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342922271622430802/1477688392220147712/F8C69B1.MP4?ex=69a5ac0e&is=69a45a8e&hm=8a6a1613ef87c8dc5876ef87ae6784fbd08593120fc7c1cbb7801795806889a2&

I'm passable.

[wheat leaf]

have i offended you in some way??

[remote crypt]

Controller is a completely different ballpark than KBM

[wheat leaf]

why is that what you argue with

[naive granite]

game looks amazing what are your pc specs

[sharp thunder]

@naive granite i feel a kinship with you

[naive granite]

i feel love with you

[sharp thunder]

thanks bro

[wheat leaf]

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/zamn-gif-23821732

[remote crypt]

4070, i9, 64ddr5. I was lucky to get it all before shortage.

That, and I use reshade.

[naive granite]

nicee

[remote crypt]

Ye, I have a laptop sitting on backburner for if this ever needs repairs with a 3050 in it, and a steam deck if that falls apart.

[sharp thunder]

purple names when the oppressed green names start talking

https://tenor.com/view/backhand-hoodwinked-hoodwinked2-hd-meme-gif-24300706

[remote crypt]

But, I usually just lose my marbles when I break this thing

[remote crypt]

I just... don't wanna buy another boost G.

[wheat leaf]

cant believe i got a laptop GPU in my pc

[remote crypt]

wait you can do that...?

I might have to find SLI hardware

[wheat leaf]

its just a 3050, not a laptop specific one though

pret much should be a laptop exclusive gpu tho

[hearty forge]

100kg gang

[remote crypt]

Ah okay fair enough. I miss when you could use SLI on games.

[sharp thunder]

was 20 series the last to support

[remote crypt]

Probably could fanagle it with spoofing GPU & VM passthrough but I'm not that good at computers.

Yeah I think 20ti specifically.

[wheat leaf]

yeahh its definitely possible but why bother lmao

[naive granite]

i think the support for gtx series is about the end

[remote crypt]

I mean. AI frames in the 50 series. Fuck that noise, I refuse to use DLSS.

[sharp thunder]

yeah i think thats accurate cause sli on 20 series was straight ass and had so much diminishing returns

[naive granite]

dont think you need dlss with 50 series

[sharp thunder]

tell that to my 5060 ti

[naive granite]

just enable smooth motion

[remote crypt]

Its not that big of a performance jump if I recall the stresstests correctly from the 40 series.

[naive granite]

have you tried that out

[sharp thunder]

tf is that lol

[rapid pond]

Tell that to mine

Epic no dlss no frame gen

[naive granite]

gives you more fps

[rapid pond]

Better dlss

[naive granite]

check it out

[remote crypt]

Then again I'm weird and use studio drivers.

[naive granite]

you will thank me

[naive granite]

this

[sharp thunder]

?>better than 4.5 dlss

?

[naive granite]

probably yeah

[remote crypt]

I was 2 seconds in, heard the sound then it vanished. So confused. @buoyant ravine

[warped apex]

double pavise shield rocks

I love it

[wheat leaf]

one thing i wish the devs would do is start trying to get recordings of real armor/weapons collisions, KCD completely FLOORS them in that regard

[warped apex]

lobster arm

[rapid pond]

Literraly all the benefits of dlss whithout the quality becoming ass

You literraly JUST get more fps

[sharp thunder]

i dont believe ui

[wheat leaf]

makes me feel like a gladiator lol

[naive granite]

he knows ball

[sharp thunder]

sounds 2 good 2 be true

but ill try it

[rapid pond]

Lemme turn the game on

[naive granite]

try it out

[warped apex]

I'll try it too

[naive granite]

its a must have

[warped apex]

if you're lying

[naive granite]

if you have the newer gpus

[naive granite]

you can behead me

[sharp thunder]

sounds like exactly what i want

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

@naive granite

[sharp thunder]

hjow tf have i not heard of this

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[wheat leaf]

double shield gameplay

[rapid pond]

Hold on im boutta turn the game on

[remote crypt]

average controller gameplay.

[naive granite]

have yall heard of this though

[sharp thunder]

if ts is so great why is off by default >:(

[remote crypt]

What did you do to your audio

[sharp thunder]

like not hating its just shitty that they would do that

[naive granite]

enable it

[sharp thunder]

im booting it now

[naive granite]

for all games

[wheat leaf]

youtube tutorial music

[naive granite]

not a single soul on the planet that would say its bad

[sharp thunder]

someone wanna explain this to me

[remote crypt]

my reaction

[sharp thunder]

shit just gives me fatal errors lol

wont even open

[remote crypt]

@wheat leaf Flashbang

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

[sharp thunder]

i uhhh hold on i can defend this

uhh give them time

game does not boot with smooth motion confirmed unless its a me problem

[naive granite]

they are indie devs give them time trust

[buoyant ravine]

"Hey guys its Geroge! Today I will be teaching you how to install Discord!"

[rapid pond]

Too lazy to take a screenshot but here

[wheat leaf]

it gave me a Alcoholics anonymous ad before the song

[buoyant ravine]

dawg just press Windows+Shift+S

[rapid pond]

Only put low on those 2 things cause these 2 somehow tank my fps's

[sharp thunder]

how did u not get fatal errors?

:(

smooth motion wont let me open hte game

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/prtsc-gif-23874141

[rapid pond]

Only do with these weird headshot strikes

[rapid pond]

I KNOW, TOO LAZY

IM SLAYING PEASENT

Btw i took that pic on the slums map just for extra flex

[remote crypt]

lmaoooooooo

[sharp thunder]

oh wait it booted the 3rd time less goo

[wheat leaf]

this actually goes fairly hard tho, sounds like a million bucks

[sharp thunder]

HOLY SHIT 300 FPS ON MENU

[wheat leaf]

i could be a rich milionare listening to that

[warped apex]

we need a halfsword, optimization guide for high end pcs lol

[remote crypt]

I should unironically bring this music back from the 2010s in my shorts. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hqunboWdJAk&si=AlHA9-XvsiIH4oE0

[sharp thunder]

wait smooth motion IS INSANE

IM GETTING 160 no FG

[remote crypt]

I remember listening to that when I broke up with my hot tomboy girlfriend that was taller than me in middle school 🤣

all sad

[wheat leaf]

you 10000% should absolutely

[remote crypt]

deadass just. Entire NCS catalogue. Only real ones know.

[wheat leaf]

whats that one song

[remote crypt]

Did embed ad roulette. Shingles. I'm not that old.

[wheat leaf]

how should i feel, creatures lie here

[remote crypt]

hmmmmmm

let me look

[wheat leaf]

thats a og song

[sharp thunder]

will frame generation in the settings cancel out smooth motion or do they combine?

[wheat leaf]

how should i feel, creatures lie here, looking through my windowwwww

[remote crypt]

Monsters, Creatures Lie here

smth like that its called

[wheat leaf]

yeahhhhhh

that ones pretty og

[rapid pond]

No, but fg increases response delay and makes your picture quality look like dogshit

But you get 500+ fps

[buoyant ravine]

Poor Jester got Bitcrushed

[rapid pond]

Ester

[wheat leaf]

2006 that song came out damn

[remote crypt]

@wheat leaf https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=eKAKZ4Icyk0&si=z9V3cIGoSksn9cvy

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bSdnOdmDtvQ&si=FtIRIe4dA5vbsuVP

[wheat leaf]

YO i just thought of a total og song

[remote crypt]

ay?

[wheat leaf]

one sec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8&list=RD4feUSTS21-8&start_radio=1

[spiral mica]

smooth motion is framegen...

[wheat leaf]

ts

[sharp thunder]

is it normal for lighting to look fuzzy like this

i turned off dlss and fg but it still looks like this

[wheat leaf]

only on that map for some reason

[sharp thunder]

gotcha

[wheat leaf]

and the baron map

all clothes look like velvet too

[spiral mica]

its awesome but its' just generating ai frames to cover gaps

artifacting can happen

[sharp thunder]

still look twice as good as dlss fg

[spiral mica]

definitely

[sharp thunder]

im running all high settings except the last 3 and im hitting the same level performance as before on low

[spiral mica]

i wasnt trying to put it down :( my bad

i have a 3090 so i cant

[sharp thunder]

nah ur good lol

[spiral mica]

u have 4060ti? is good?

[sharp thunder]

5060 ti from a 4060

4060 was alreadty decent but the 8gb its too little

5060 ti is doing me good ngl

[spiral mica]

i was thinking about buying a 4090 soon

i use a lot of vram for certain things

dont really want to go much lower than the 24 i have

[sharp thunder]

i was shocked to find that nvidia makes a 16gb 5060 ti so i immediately got that instead of the 8

[spiral mica]

o:

will look for

thanks

O: CHEAP

[sharp thunder]

one of the fastest cards you can regularly find at msrp

key words being msrp

NOO

DONT DO IT

[spiral mica]

im too broke

[sharp thunder]

i wish i couldve gotten an 9070 when amd released them but honestly seeing the issues they have in games im glad i stuck to nvidia

i wouldnt be able to enjoy my fav game as much

being halfsword

pretty sure a 9070 clears my 5060 ti

for the same price

[remote crypt]

I usually run high if I don't have another game open at the same time.

If I have another game open. Low.

[unique kettle]

anyone know why i just suddenly went into a fight naked and am now in the abyss naked

had a full set of armor on

[remote crypt]

god loves you and you are his strongest soldier. So you must win.

[onyx moon]

if u buy a new gpu lmk

pls give me ur 3090

[spiral mica]

will do

[sharp thunder]

wooowww smooth motion u beautiful bastard.... looks like im playing a painting now at 120 fps

[onyx moon]

i have a 3060

[sharp thunder]

well more like 80-120

im taking it though

my monitor only has 170 refresh rate so im not leaving too much fluidity off the table

[remote crypt]

what was your erm. Original fps.

[sharp thunder]

about 220 with performance dlss and frame gen all low settings

[remote crypt]

what was your real frames.

None of that fancy bullshit frames

[buoyant ravine]

they really love dying i guess

[sharp thunder]

ehhh somewhere bbetween 80-120 at all times

if i had to guess

[remote crypt]

[sharp thunder]

probably less cause id use 3x fg

sometimes

[remote crypt]

I personally think frame gen is like cake.

A lie.

[sharp thunder]

ehhh ill take it or leave it

all the taa bullshit forced onto games recently kinda got me used to just playing smeary ass games all the time

i hate it

[warped apex]

I need to figure out how to squeeze all the framerate I can get out of my 4080

[remote crypt]

hrm

[remote crypt]

Tbh my sweet spot has always been 70.

[sharp thunder]

god of war forced taa is abysmal

[onyx moon]

im squeezing the life out of my gpu

on hs

[remote crypt]

what gpu u got

[buoyant ravine]

this shit is so funny

[sharp thunder]

It gets better.... By just throwing on quality dlss 4.5 no frame gen im up to 150 mostly high settings. And I'll be frank i cant even tell a difference with quality dlss on

replied to wrong message

[remote crypt]

hrm

[proud cliff]

got that one-handed stab with a long sword

[sharp orchid]

stabs are tough to hit but my GOD they are op. Cut someone in half from a spear stab

[eternal scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-goku-power-pole-dragon-ball-goku-dragonball-gif-6746922634015082140

[eternal scaffold]

POWER POLE EXTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND

[eternal scaffold]

i got the 5060 8gb i should have spent the extra money to get the 16gb version 🙁

[kindred tartan]

Is lord the final rank for now?

[shy eagle]

I so want them to put the ST on spotify or smth it rips so hard imo

[sharp thunder]

nvidia are unfortunately at times scammers

8gb vram has been outdated since 2018

it really kills the full potential of any card

maybe its fine if ur still running 1080p

[marble ice]

Yo what is this error?
"Failed to start process for this game: "An application control policy has blocked this file?"

[sharp thunder]

seems like a group policy error lol

[marble ice]

a group policy error?

[sharp thunder]

i know 0 tho do not listen to me

yeah like if u have a network admin they can block access to files via group policy would be funny but i doubt thats whats happening

sorry im useless

[marble ice]

Nah all good you're not useless

[vapid cipher]

first tried man at arms longsword only, no muscle hired

[cursive folio]

what are your specs dude holy carp

[sharp thunder]

5060 ti 16gb 7800x3d ddr5 32gb 6000mhz cl30

[cursive folio]

ohhh 32gb ddr5

he has RAM get him!!!

[sharp thunder]

Stay back...

its my ram

i bought for 70$

before the whole chip thing

[cursive folio]

i have 64gb but ddr4

[sharp thunder]

niice i also had 64gb ddr4 before the upgrade but i decided it wasnt really neccessary

and ive never maxed my ram usage so far so i think i chose correctly

[cursive folio]

yeah im ngl its overkill

i should sell half and buy a car or something

[sharp thunder]

too bad ddr4 is still like msrp value for some reason

unless im mistaken

i take it back

its doubled

u could get 32gb kit of good quality ddr4 sticks for like 70-80

[cursive folio]

its not nearly as much of a jump as ddr5 but its still horribly overpriced

[buoyant ravine]

EZ

[sharp thunder]

memory was actually so cheap before the shortage i took it for granted

ssd's were also much cheaper

[dire moon]

Is 84to93kg a significant increase ins strength

[cursive folio]

building a PC now is unreal

[dire moon]

I am shorter and considering retiring

[sharp thunder]

its just not worth it.... as sad as that makes me to say as a pc enthusiast. you're much better off with a ps5 pro... if price is the main concern

[dire moon]

Since I maxed weight at 84

[past kestrel]

does this grip look legal to use on a 6.85KG pollaxe

[chrome axle]

when will the chainmail masks be added

[cobalt pollen]

Building a pc is terrible since 2021

2024 was a small break

[sharp thunder]

man this game is beautiful

[remote crypt]

With ram prices, yeah. I got lucky and built mine in korea of all places.

Thankfully the shop I went to, I did not have to google translate.

[sharp thunder]

wow u literally built it in one of the best places lol nice

[remote crypt]

Is that your background videos?

[sharp thunder]

yes my second monitor is captured by nvidia video capture

[remote crypt]

ye I ended up swapping parts in the states, but overall build is 1-2k cheaper than it would have been here.

[sharp thunder]

i dont know how to change it

thats insane

i just built mine before the whole chip shortage prices were pretty good

[upbeat jacinth]

i would argue buying a prebuilt pc is still a better choice than a console

[sharp thunder]

i upgraded to a ddr5 motherboard 32gb of ram and a 7800x3d for about 700

[upbeat jacinth]

even if your prebuilt pc is, like, half as strong as a console, the freedom to play more than just the limited console catalogue outweighs the con of worse performance imo

[remote crypt]

how mfs without a PC felt when shortage hit.

[sharp thunder]

yeah just depends, some people prefer the simplicity of a console while others want to have the most freedom possible

[upbeat jacinth]

i do think wanting a console over a pc is valid

especially if you are like

a completely casual gamer

[sharp thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-family-guy-memes-family-guy-what-family-guy-cartoon-guy-gif-6686214689091073387

their genuine reaction

[remote crypt]

I have given my younger brother so much shit about getting a ps5 when he has a prebuilt.

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-daddy-gif-15212937

[sharp thunder]

hoesntly i traded my quest 3 for a series x just for gta 6 cuz i aint waiting the usual 2-3 years for a pc port

[remote crypt]

Corpos raising the ram prIces, colorized.

[remote crypt]

I have a 2 I'm sitting on for a possible trade if I need to. My main headset's a 3.

[upbeat jacinth]

my current vr headset is a quest 2 and i have a broken rift s and broken psvr

im going to upgrade to a steam frame when it drops

[remote crypt]

Fair fair

I got lucky when I got my two

all discount af from friends who didnt want em

[upbeat jacinth]

thats fair

[sharp thunder]

this video pretty much sums up the dynamic between nvidia and consumers 😂

[upbeat jacinth]

thats why i buy amd ❤️

[sharp thunder]

ehh theyre kinda the same, 9070 got scalped to shit

[remote crypt]

incorrect

[upbeat jacinth]

or i should say bought

[remote crypt]

Ngl. Watching demo footage I have back I know why I like controller so much rn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342922271622430802/1477690145451806905/595FC41.MP4?ex=69a5adb0&is=69a45c30&hm=48bd9fdc7275cf01fb2b024ddf82cb215279fc81b832272693bb48878773cf02&

Very similar to me

[sharp thunder]

hold up he aint done...

[little burrow]

finally, fridge.

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/depression-13t22jOjxpkAN2

beautiful clip

[upbeat jacinth]

i got a 7900 xtx when that was the strongest amd card available (not sure if 9070 xt is stronger, i have heard claims both ways)

and more recently got a 9950x3d for whenever i upgrade my gpu in the future

[remote crypt]

me when I forgot how fucking snappy movement was

[dark fern]

what's your preferred pollaxe weight? I've been experimenting (so far on my 4th one) and 2.3 feels pretty good, 2.6 felt too heavy

on the longer side

[sick plaza]

bro

guys

i figured out

how to defeat a fucking night with a rondel dagger and no more

u just dodge his big weapon attacks from up and then, get close to him and go for the neck

then boom

hes down

[sick plaza]

yeah

do that same movement

but with rondel dagger

and against a knight

[remote crypt]

[sick plaza]

as easy as that

[remote crypt]

my friend

[sick plaza]

try it bro

[sick plaza]

no

i already did it like 3 times

and succesfully winned

remember im john half sword?

cuz juan in english is john

[sick plaza]

bro

i hate when these bitchass knights use a warstaff or the pollaxe and the only fucking attack they know is from up

bitchass fuckers

[sick plaza]

stop fucking replying with videos

[sick plaza]

when i defeat those pollaxe knights i take all his armors and clothes off to fucking evaporate his body

[remote crypt]

nice

[restive barn]

hi chatitos

[dark fern]

I keep waving my weapons just barely over enemies heads unless I pull down HARD at the last second

it doesn't feel like the mouse motion actualy corresponds to what the weapon does, I have to compensate so hard

[tough hollow]

-i needa see a full speed version

[remote crypt]

It is full speed tho

at 0:18

[rapid pond]

Ball shot

[rapid pond]

Now for the ultimate challenge, carry a PROP

[sharp orchid]

wait thats such a good idea

if i had demo installed id do that

[rapid pond]

kill someone with the cellar candelar lol

or the haybells

[rapid pond]

wait, you wanna carry a real prop ???

as in

https://tenor.com/view/on-the-ground-landing-thaw-project-life-below-zero-touchdown-gif-20988604

[jolly gorge]

is there any reason for healing in the Fight screen to be more expensive than healing in the tavern? both progress the time of day so i dont see any upsides/downsides

[solar nest]

somehow glitched the map in the slums so i just made my way to the UFO

[uncut atlas]

actually wondering how the fuck they managed to get the rondel to actually stab the guy in the trailer with no muscles 😭

this shit is impossible

[solar nest]

the rondel dagger working is a myth

[dark fern]

convenience fee

[uncut atlas]

i literally only have two rondels left and im hardstuck beggar

classic

[sharp orchid]

ok

[uncut atlas]

boutta cheat 🤣✌️

this sum bullshit rn

[remote crypt]

if only the physics still allowed this

[sharp orchid]

this took a solid 5 minutes cuz this guy would NOT give up at all

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-4243488579067419276

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1477783470997504091/MedalTVHalfSword20260301162029320-tr-edit-1772400397-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[remote crypt]

I dodge you

[sharp orchid]

when you pop back up im hittin you with one of these

[uncut atlas]

can anyone tell me how i can grow my willie's arm muscles asap

[sharp orchid]

same way you grow regular ones, js run out of stamina

[uncut atlas]

can i just repeatedly drain my stamina after a match

[split frost]

I found the quickest way is by going into training and wasting stam on the dummy

Then sleeping

then rinse repeat for like 2hrs to get max muscle

[sharp orchid]

js play the game normally and run out of stamina during each match

[sick plaza]

same happened to me bro

i winned but was still able to move

so made my way out of bounds

[split frost]

Can anyone tell me how I can kill willie by choking him out?

[sick plaza]

to explore

and also found the ufo

[split frost]

I have attempted to choke this man for about 10m straight with no avail

[sharp orchid]

me too twin

[remote crypt]

no

[sick plaza]

u cant bro

u cant fully choke him

u can just weaken him

but not completely choke him

[split frost]

Can you get the submission by choking him?

[sick plaza]

hit him a little while choking him and he may get defeated

[split frost]

Makes sense

appreciate it

[sharp orchid]

aint safe with that armor twin

[sick plaza]

im john half sword bro

ask anything

[sick plaza]

you will have an answer

[split frost]

Best way to level the arm muscles?

Just swangin?

[sick plaza]

fight

[sick plaza]

win

[sick plaza]

bro he was fucking bleeding

he meant in a good state

[uncut atlas]

boutta turn npc damage back to 0 if they become the fucking hulk while looking like a toothpick one more time

and them i will stab them all to death

[split frost]

Well hold up now....

[split frost]

Did you just lift up with one hand?

[hidden whale]

i put both sliders low, its fight club

[sick plaza]

yeah that npc was weakened

[sharp orchid]

not fully, no

[sick plaza]

he got hit several times

so it was able to drag him easily

same happens with corpses

they dont resist

obviusly

they are in the other life

[split frost]

Still that was pretty much EXACTLY what i was looking for

Im off for another 10m to try it lol

I want them to eventually add the ability to snap their neck if done right

[sick plaza]

juan in english = john

[sick plaza]

john half sword

[sick plaza]

did you try defeating a knight with a rondel dagger

its pretty easier than it sounds

[split frost]

I have not yet

[sick plaza]

u just gotta

[split frost]

I honestly am just INFURIATED with axes lately

[sick plaza]

dodge his fucking pollaxe coming from up

then get close to him

[split frost]

They fuckin tap my leg and it gets severred from my body

[sick plaza]

and put your rondel dagger to the left

[sick plaza]

then swing it to the right

all in his neck

and hes done for

[sick plaza]

do yall know to grapple?

[sick plaza]

its easy to grapple, you just hit and grab his right knee with your right hand, then grab a lil more up from the knee with your left hand and then he just becomes a grabbable prop, you can swing him around while he screams

with that you can make suplex

or a body slam

[sick plaza]

yea

just like that

this time you grabbed his cheesy feets

🧀

[sage sorrel]

hey guys, does splitscreen still crash the game?

[sharp orchid]

i think so, yeah

[coral reef]

Gotta ask, can I lift my visor, and if so, what key?

[sharp orchid]

cant lift it, but you can remove it with the armor craftin gguy

[coral reef]

Agh, tis a pity

I remember seeing in the WIP there was a clip of Willy lifting his visor.

It better come within the next months.

[uncut atlas]

willie stands back up while im swinging him around

idk how this is bugged when this was literally in the demo 😭

[untold lion]

How heavy are yalls longswords

[sharp orchid]

8kg

[untold lion]

How i only have mine at 5000 g

[sharp orchid]

mods

[untold lion]

Ah

[lucid perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1074504176714907690/1477808085090172969/caption.gif?ex=69a61b87&is=69a4ca07&hm=6e20cc806a0e5a8f47ba8e77178dd9b571e83b00024bebb4370c4bf070599db2&

hi guys

[sick plaza]

how many fucking videos do yall have in yer ass

[lucid perch]

also how do i reset my save progress in the HSEA?

[sharp orchid]

quite a few

[sharp orchid]

check pinned

[sick plaza]

yall have 185GB of half sword videos dang

[sharp orchid]

i've got like 2.5 gb

[sick plaza]

same but about hl2 beta