halfsword-chat-⚔

[wheat leaf]

you got the pink tabard yet?

[north gazelle]

this actually looks good

[sharp orchid]

oh wait i gotta add colored tabards

[wheat leaf]

theres a pink one ingame

i would wear it but idk what color would really match it well

blue maybe? get that bubblegum kinda vibe

[sharp orchid]

couple other colors i added

[humble iris]

you must make a green like this (this is an excuse to send this photo)

[north gazelle]

hopefully the devs gives us a gradient, ideally with possibility to enter a color code or something

not very historically accurate tho

[sharp orchid]

closest i have

[north gazelle]

i dbout people in 15th century had some gradient ui

[tranquil lantern]

with enough money, you can get whatever color you need twin

[tranquil lantern]

oh fr though

[humble iris]

itll do

[north gazelle]

fr

[wheat leaf]

what colors even match pink

like this kinda pink

[north gazelle]

make this pls

i'll give you 1 pfenning

[north gazelle]

gotta rock it naked

[sharp orchid]

"yo clothmaker make me a shirt with 34.8887% red, 12.3422% green, and 52.7691% blue

[wheat leaf]

i lowk might have to, either that or just w black

[north gazelle]

yeah black works with anything

[wheat leaf]

i made that steve tho :]

dont have a turqoise shirt tho :(

[sharp orchid]

time for me to make that

ill try making the gray shoes too but i dont think i cna

[sharp orchid]

wait this shit is genuinely so good wth

[north gazelle]

it's in free mode

i got the top in progression mode tho

[sharp orchid]

my free mode guy is a monster nothing looks good on him

[north gazelle]

looks like this in the yard

[north gazelle]

mine got default black hosen wich i can't find in progression, either unlucky or idk but any dark hosen i find is actually blue

i looked for it for like 15 min

could only find blue

[wheat leaf]

almost identical fit i just made unintentionally except with the pink

[sharp orchid]

this is what mine looks like in yard

[north gazelle]

is that sword historically accurate

[sharp orchid]

absolutley

[north gazelle]

i love the color too

i miss the demo baron outfit

[sharp orchid]

thats why i modded it, that shit was too good to just let go like that

[north gazelle]

yeah it's really great

black goes with anything

it can look good with the vanilla baron chestplate too

just the red part

[wheat leaf]

we need an option to kill the trader and get a new one, this mf just robbed my ass so bad out of like 400 pfennings

[cobalt pollen]

Nahhh

[cobalt pollen]

The new baron should be bigger

But his outfit is so pretty

[sharp orchid]

ill agree once the bring back the plume and add golden metal shoes

[north gazelle]

if only he had pauldrons, a gold buckler, a plume, imo the same fit in purple and gold instead of red and gold would be better but it's just preference for me

[wheat leaf]

ok bert stein, if you insist

[latent lion]

willie talm sum about "what gain is there in bloodsheed" while im jamming the third axe on a mf

[north gazelle]

but i agree his cuirass is very fancy

and betetr than demo

he's missing the gold shoes too

[cobalt pollen]

Idk I think his fit looks like the armor of the young polish king

[north gazelle]

wich doesn't make sense but maybe something happened during developpement and dev got rid of gold shoes

[cobalt pollen]

Yeah

It’s nice

With the more ornate

Decoration

[sharp orchid]

tryna make this rn

got my initial estimates down, im hoping ts will work first try

accidentally made purple hosens 😔

[median crest]

so is the tavern like a gc for this server?

[brazen topaz]

i got a tincy bit mad

[sharp orchid]

an approximation

couldnt make the gray shoes

:(

[brazen topaz]

the bastard sword kicks ass

they split so easily

[wheat leaf]

man. rondel dagger might be one of the biggest weapon flops in all of human history, ts sucks

[tranquil lantern]

if only our willies used it as historically intended

[median crest]

you take that aback your just buns that is my fav weapon

[sharp orchid]

it slaps if you dont reverse grip it, this was from ONE slash

[tranquil lantern]

rondel dagger wasn't even a slashing weapon 😭

[brazen topaz]

bastard sword is tho

[wheat leaf]

im not buns with it, im crazy with it in lower tiers it just doesnt have any usage in T8, yknow the one place where rondels were designed to be used historically

[median crest]

you grab willie and stab him in the side thhats how the dagger works its lethal

why would you even try to use the dagger that high anyways?

[wheat leaf]

cause that is exclusively why the rondel dagger was invented???

[median crest]

i mean you can stab them in the eye i guess

but i swear you can stab thrpugh armor sometimes with that dagger

[wheat leaf]

its entire function and reason to exist on planet earth is to break gaps in chainmail and find gaps in plate armor, yet it does neither

[sharp orchid]

js skin them with the mace

[tranquil lantern]

you would try and pierce chainmail and other "softer spots"

[median crest]

nah wait i swear i stabbed through a brestplate with that dagger

[tranquil lantern]

yeah our rondel sucks, its purely a shell of what once was

[tough nimbus]

can anyone spare 24.99$?
still on demo 🇮🇱

[wheat leaf]

you probably stabbed the armpit and dragged through the chest

[median crest]

im alwayse like max strenght tho so can thath help

[brazen topaz]

how did you even do that 😭

[median crest]

im 85 kg rn

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-straw-gif-25765355

[wheat leaf]

they managed to make bad even worse lmao

like i love the concept, its what i wanted all along but they still just really botched it

[tranquil lantern]

ah hell nah, rondel is the goat (they made legendary bad)

[sharp orchid]

js skin em it aint that hard

[median crest]

real

[median crest]

just use a axe or a knife or the dagger

[tranquil lantern]

not even sure how theyd make it viable in a game where the controls are pretty hard to use, the rondel was about those last moments of fighting where you had to be accurate

[naive depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234992989080780870/1242717390991786067/cult_like.gif

[median crest]

i honestly think the only way to use it is to stab willies armpit i guess

over and over

[wheat leaf]

know how they could fix it? ditch alt as a thrust stance cause it breaks his wrist unnaturally anyways to achieve it, and make it a way to apply pressure, so you line the point up with a gap via mouse movements, then hit alt to push into the gap, cause mail and gambeson both require a minimum force to be pierced, but you can only achieve that with a wild flaily swing with the rondel

[median crest]

o my thrust is my sidemouse button makes it so much better

[brazen topaz]

they should add the first public version of halfsword as the dlc if you bought it. as well with the headpopping mechanic. which i still dont know why they removed it

[median crest]

i just put my spotify jam in the music tab yall should join up fr

[wheat leaf]

i only listen to jack black nightcore remixes

[median crest]

peak

nah im listening to creed rn

[wheat leaf]

based

[sharp orchid]

ip grabber

[wheat leaf]

i need to kill willie. putting on alice in chains

[median crest]

bruh

why whould i do with your ip

send you a pic of your house or sum

nvm ill just close it if you think its a grab

[sharp orchid]

yes bro you gonna send a pic of my house to the big yahu

[median crest]

im gonna kiss you now

[sharp orchid]

nah ima loky koin

[sharp orchid]

taken somewhere in mexico

[median crest]

so do i reopen it now or ?

[sharp orchid]

if you want

[median crest]

i got you i have the setting on to where you can put what ever song you want

[drifting lantern]

this game should lowkey get a wiimote or joycon support

[median crest]

shii i wanna see willie hit the dougie or sum

i wanna hit a emote on a willie fr

[tranquil lantern]

Not sure what the big nettyyahu wants with your IP

[drifting lantern]

this plus the first person view would be awesome

[median crest]

also ve been in this shitty abyss for like an hour ive killed so much zombies😭

[sharp orchid]

i said something bad about him 5 years ago

[median crest]

bro dosent forget easly dog

[sharp orchid]

he owed 1 peso btw

[median crest]

if i where to be a lore accurate viking armor wise what can i and cant i wear?

[wheat leaf]

anyone else feel like the lower tiers are way more vague now? like commoner can have plate armor, gambeson, or helmets, yet militia, and soldier do as well, but militia or soldier also might have neither and just have a doublet and helmet or no helmet

[sharp orchid]

yeah that was my reaction when i first opened ea and saw the beggar tier had weapons now and not just fist fights

[median crest]

i still throw hands with gauntlets sometimes its pretty fun

[wheat leaf]

fym a homeless grobbling begger has a bigger axe than a commoner or a militiaman

[sharp orchid]

thats what IM saying

[median crest]

also if you have ath armor on your arms you can use it to parry kinda but its hard to do

[wheat leaf]

thats what IM sayin too!

makes no sense lmao

[median crest]

nah he has nothing to loose so he beat up a militiaman and took his axe

[median crest]

thats why they have good axes

[wheat leaf]

how tf is this what im looking at while in SOLDIER tier

dude has a shirt and regular pants with his woodsplitting axe

[sharp orchid]

soldier becuase spear

[wheat leaf]

nah the other two make sense

but this dudes wearing his sunday special to a fucking battle

[sharp orchid]

he snuck in the arena

[quaint ingot]

I love breaking the ai’s knees

[median crest]

nah i think its a bug sometimes that happens where a guy spawns who shouldnt be there

liek a tire or 2 above

its weird

[sharp orchid]

bro im loving my double edge dagger

[median crest]

but do you play with merceneries because that might do sum if you hired higer tier people

because i use them fo buhurts

[quaint ingot]

I’m just letting him scream in pain

[quaint ingot]

What should I use a mace, rondel, a messer, or a buckler

[sharp orchid]

what tier you at

[quaint ingot]

Baron

[sharp orchid]

of those mace and buclker would work

[quaint ingot]

Or a frying pan

I’m still letting the ai scream in pain

[sharp orchid]

yeah this man is OUT

[naive depot]

BONK

[quaint ingot]

also meant which one should I use to torture the ai that was already screaming in pain

[crystal karma]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RespectiveCollective-drip-drippy-dress-shoes-VymXA3lwqQvVPQb70Z

naah

[sharp orchid]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RespectiveCollective-drip-drippy-dress-shoes-VymXA3lwqQvVPQb70Z

[crystal karma]

thank you bro :D

[sharp orchid]

blunt weapons are a tad too op

did i cook?

[median crest]

bro almost got me man

[median crest]

yes

[quaint ingot]

well he finally died

[sharp orchid]

this is what it would look like if we invented time travel in 2010 and sent phones back to the medival times

[quaint ingot]

funny part is I’m just using the lighting where I am to cause it to be the way it is

[median crest]

bro is munching on my axe rn

[sharp orchid]

"taste my blade!" "aight sure bro"

[cosmic edge]

Lwk fist fights are the funnest

[sharp orchid]

i love doing spin kills

[median crest]

me beating the shit out of a guy on a stool

me jump kiscking the shitout of someone

[quaint ingot]

my fucking hand

[median crest]

my feet

[quaint ingot]

all I did was grab a shield

[native pasture]

I managed to hit this guys helmet off without killing him

[fast bramble]

I have safely delivered the patron

[lost bison]

I punched him in the face and dragged him by his feet to the door

[tranquil lantern]

how often do your willies bend gauntlets?

[digital oracle]

i need a willie face png

[sharp orchid]

a little

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/half-sword-lobotomy-willie

[digital oracle]

png prf

[sonic basalt]

Yall quick question, how and do I get crossbow bolts

[tranquil lantern]

billhook suck a nasty weapon (eye and lips gone)

[sharp orchid]

forest, along with the crossbow there should be a little quiver that goes with it

[tranquil lantern]

thats the funny part, you dont (you can conserve your bolts by retrieving them and then gain more by abusing the fact that empty crossbows are given a free bolt every time)

[sharp orchid]

guys is my spinkick good

[digital oracle]

khabib

[wind charm]

[tranquil lantern]

Ive been trying the 50% blunt nerf and honestly the game feels so much better

[rich crater]

this baron fight is BULLSHIT! you want me to kill 4 of these behemoths and when I try to pick up loot another 4 cucks come after me. great game tho it’s super fun and addictibg

[rich crater]

I’m a demo warrior

[tranquil lantern]

its kinda easy when you have an anti-matter assisted weapon

[sharp orchid]

fair, but i've beaten it bare handed too

[worn meadow]

How do I equip the spauders/vanbrace arm armour? I thought it might be because I had my gambeson/jack upgraded with chains/plates, but even after removing those the equipment slots they would go into remain locked

[sharp orchid]

of course tho, when i say bare handed, i mean

[rich crater]

I kid you not I tried picking up armour and the next batch of freak-a -leeks ACTUALLY SHOVED his spear up my anus

[tranquil lantern]

ofc ofc

[mortal sleet]

Asking for a friend. Will we be able to "Game of Thrones" the horse in the Forest map in the future with the addition of animals?

[rich crater]

what do u even get to do when u become the baron

[sharp orchid]

in demo? baron is so op in demo you gonna have fun with it

[tranquil lantern]

singular pieces of armor slow dripped as the baron is beat multiple times

[sharp orchid]

this is in ea

[rich crater]

I doubt I’ll even get it cuz they send 4 navy seals to me

[tranquil lantern]

ah yes, pain makes willies give up (other than chad here)

[tranquil lantern]

thought we was talking about ea 🥀

I see the context

now at least

[tranquil lantern]

you gotta get the long polearms (preferably what folk call the plancon or spikey stick)

you wont need armor as long as they cant get close enough to hit you

it is helpful though

[sharp orchid]

honestly starting ot get better with spin kicks

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1319058576014180458/InShot_20241219_084557289.gif

[sharp orchid]

whats this faction?

never seen this before

[rich crater]

Is the spiky the stick with like spikes all surrounding it

[tranquil lantern]

yup

[sharp orchid]

war staff

yes

[tranquil lantern]

goedendag

[sharp orchid]

guten tag

[gaunt saffron]

is blued or blackened armor rarer?

[sharp orchid]

yeah

[gaunt saffron]

i mean, which one of the 2 is rarer

[tranquil lantern]

no cuirass in game yet

[sharp orchid]

i suppose blackend? i think theyre equally as rare

[north gazelle]

yo nice casted mace build, do you have a screenshot for it ?

[sharp orchid]

yeah

[gaunt saffron]

ok i just checked, blackened is slightly more expensive, normal half gauntlets are 10, blued is 15, and blackened is 20

id assume theyre rarer

[north gazelle]

if the blacksmith refuse to craft me this then i don't want him

[tranquil lantern]

this is pretty weird, considering keeping a mirror polish on armor to be pretty difficult to maintain

blackened armor was just a finish

[carmine wave]

just me or does his proportions look so funky

[wheat leaf]

Like the photo is in 0.5

[tranquil lantern]

they get so goofy when they get tall 😭

[carmine wave]

wdym

[north gazelle]

those arms are crazy

bro is a gorilla

[carmine wave]

homos gruges

his name is grug

actual caveman

ill take a ss of his side profile

he looks alot more like someone named grug without his armor

[rich crater]

son of a BITCH how did this mf cut me when I’m decked out in full ass armour

Sorry I’m a chud and can’t beat the last challenge in the demo

[tranquil lantern]

does it look better with or without the focus?

or with focus on the two in the back?

[quasi gale]

how tf u get the purple drip i want dat

[sharp orchid]

mods

[quasi gale]

ah where do i go for these mods

would like to also be purple

[sharp orchid]

nexus mods

[sharp orchid]

hell yeah

purple is lit

[quasi gale]

thank u

fr purple best color

[past kestrel]

who has more sharpness when swinging down on a knocked down enemy?
a halberd/birch OR a peasant tier hand axe

[fringe bough]

when are we getting more blackened armor

lik shiny blackened

there’s only 3 pieces

[gaunt saffron]

do blackened full gauntlets exist? every blackened gauntlet ive found is a half gauntlet

[sharp orchid]

i dont think they do

but idk

[carmine wave]

im enjoying the blood alot

[sharp orchid]

WE are enjoying ts

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[carmine wave]

i dont like the DISCORD automod for sensetive content

[wheat leaf]

Bro looks like a angry closeup from SpongeBob or ren and stimpy

[sharp orchid]

wait a minute, since enemies that defeat you are stored, that means I can edit their height and weight as well

ive got some fun things to do

[carmine wave]

i hate this

[wheat leaf]

Automod do be kinda dumb

[carmine wave]

i was gonna send one where his face is cut off

like there hasent been worse in hs

[wheat leaf]

Can’t say bl ud

[carmine wave]

cuz in brain rot?

or something else

[wheat leaf]

Yer

[rich crater]

OH MY GOD I FUCKIBG DID IT

IM SO HAPPY HOW DO I BEAT UP PEASANTS

[sharp orchid]

just figured out you could

[tranquil lantern]

bros doing it for the love of the game 🥀

[sharp orchid]

it looks like i can also modify the skill of my opponents??? they have a customizable skil?????

[gaunt saffron]

goodness i just created a 3 kilogram one handed weapon

hits like a truck, and handles like one too

[sharp orchid]

got that mf

[mortal pier]

Halbes Schwert

[gaunt saffron]

what is an appropriate weight for a one handed weapon

[sharp orchid]

like 1 or 2 kg

you should be aiming for 1 tho

[gaunt saffron]

yeah 2 seems a bit high

[cursive folio]

the blood looks amazing but if I look anywhere where blood landed my fps drops from 70 to 30

[carmine wave]

what rendering model are u on

and whats ur settings

[cursive folio]

DX12

low

DLSS super performance

[carmine wave]

dx11 is more stable

try it

[cursive folio]

alright

[sharp orchid]

this enemy cut striaght through solid steel while dying

[carmine wave]

i kinda want a jupon in hs

[sullen wagon]

i think i'm playing the wrong game

[carmine wave]

still peak

[carmine wave]

from gorilla to soyboy

gotta go commando

[tranquil lantern]

jetstreams of blood bro 😭

[sharp orchid]

yall aint on the real halfsword lock in 😤

[wild wagon]

nice squirt

[tranquil lantern]

is this physics sword

[sharp orchid]

its called war the knights

[tranquil lantern]

like if I stab you, your blood dont gotta fly 20+ feet away

[feral dew]

The real half sword

[vague wasp]

remember when you could actually mod this game without the enemies turning invincible

[thorn crest]

Biting people is fun

[feral dew]

You still can

[vague wasp]

i know its still possible but every time ive downloaded a mod its conflicted with some random shit i downloaded god knows when and the enemy ai either lobotomises itself or they just become superhuman

[feral dew]

Just don’t install mods that effect the AI

And don’t mess with Nexus

Only use mods from the internal menu

[vague wasp]

i mean at this point ive already just moved onto other games so

[warped apex]

I love tossing people down

[shell forge]

Does anyone know if you can cast Testicular Torsion in the current build? I feel like I get glimpses of it, but it's really hard to video record it

[dire moon]

How does retiring work

[shell forge]

Does eating people heal your wounds?

[thorn crest]

No

[mystic furnace]

How did you do that

[thorn crest]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/217?tab=files&file_id=418

[mystic furnace]

Vampirism

[vestal copper]

anyone else just constantly getting knocked down in one hit constantly or just me? one tap to my helmet and i got down instantly but i hit the npc on head and it takes like 6-8 blows to the head to take them down to the ground

[carmine wave]

damage settings or skill issue

[vestal copper]

considering a while back i was killing the baron easily no problem id say its not a skill issue

[carmine wave]

hs combat i think got revamped in EA

check the image i sent

[sleek gull]

revamped/downgraded, lol.

[vestal copper]

my setting are about the same

[carmine wave]

whats ur character height and mass

[vestal copper]

pretty tall and my mass at the bottom of inventory is 93 kg, maybe im just too heavy

[carmine wave]

are you full armor?

[vestal copper]

yep

[carmine wave]

thats why

your mass if kinda low for ur armor

[gaunt saffron]

hell yeah, blue vambraces

[vestal copper]

i dont think i can upgrade any peice and my characters day count is high so they should be pretty strong

[carmine wave]

whats ur count

[vestal copper]

its on day 90

[carmine wave]

i would also just lower you armor and go on lower tier fights until ur strength gets higher

[carmine wave]

wait until about 150 ish

[vestal copper]

ill try it for a bit

[carmine wave]

im on 300 and something

[vestal copper]

thanks for the advice

[carmine wave]

dentist

[hollow flower]

heyy my man I beat the baron

[carmine wave]

howd it go

[hollow flower]

I hit his head a couple times and he started stumbling around and my last hit got into his neck and he bled out lol

went easier than the waves

I was also damaged in my legs so I couldnt stand fully I was squatting the whole fight

amazing game tho

[sand herald]

bullying

[carmine wave]

blood bowl

[sand herald]

impeccable technique

[restive barn]

sent at 2:14 am

[wheat leaf]

man, how did devs manage to make the tiers this convoluted, why am i fighting a mf in no armor except a small kettle with the lowest form of billhook imaginable at tier 6, while also figting someone half covered in plate armor

[gaunt saffron]

blue spaulders!!! yipe!!!!!!

[fallen glacier]

found mine finally too. Rarest blued piece in the game I think

[gaunt saffron]

funny, i just bought it at the merchant for 50

[fallen glacier]

yea but they don't appear at the merchant often either it seems

[restive barn]

john half sword i have become the TRUE john half sword

[sand herald]

lmao thats sick

[gaunt saffron]

wait whaaa, you can help up mercs from the floor by grabbing them

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-dog-gif-14542099238045824336

[wheat leaf]

took me like 10k pfennings in 'restock' to get the blued spaulders, must be fairly rare

[restive barn]

BWAAAHHHH insert dramatic movie score music

[sand herald]

you should record a clip of it

[restive barn]

🤔 maybe

medal 7 times out of 10 records the wrong tab

[sand herald]

rip

[hidden schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spunch-bob-spunchbop-scream-gif-24983295

[restive barn]

i'm currently fixing a problem with the black hole however, i'll ping you when i get a good clip in

the problem is that thye black hole gets masked by skyboxes

(slums and yard don't use skyboxes)

[fallen glacier]

lord's hall does but you can't really see outside anyway

[restive barn]

lord's hall uses some sort of default material sky

that i think they forgot to change

[sharp orchid]

is it possible to have half sword enchancer and ue4ss at the same time?

[brave niche]

Is it known that if you exit during Abyss after dying, you lose everything?

[wheat leaf]

i spent a while trying to see if i could find any cars or trucks in the background im pret sure they just took it from google maps or sumn lmao

[brave niche]

I just lost my first ever character that had 15 hours in it because I had to leave the game after dying

[restive barn]

nein, if you intend on using the ue4ss console, js use hse, hse has the option to enable the console

[sharp orchid]

ah thank you

[bleak frost]

yeah, minus insured weapons and pfennings iirc

[carmine wave]

that and ue4ss is soooo unstable

[brave niche]

But if you leave during a regular fight, you just join back where the fight left off 😭

ffs

Great to know that if I happen to die and cannot continue playing (or god forbid a power out / crash) I lose everything

[carmine wave]

im pretty sure if u force a crash thru task manager ur fine

or if u exit to desktop

[brave niche]

I did exit to desktop

[carmine wave]

then next time id force a crash

[brave niche]

Next time I'll just leave the game open. I'm not about to lose everything because of that

I'm glad I ensured everything but I'm mad I still lost my character

[sharp thunder]

Is there a way to spawn an armored opponent with the arquebus mod? @restive barn

[restive barn]

no, i'll figure out something eventually

[split frost]

Anyone know the quickest way to increase muscle?

[sharp orchid]

wtf happend here

[sharp orchid]

run out of stamina in training area then sleep

and repeat that

[split frost]

Run out and hold G to give up after im out?

[sharp orchid]

yeah pretty much

[split frost]

Awesome, thank you, much appreciated 👏

[carmine wave]

nugget

[bleak frost]

I think your blade clipped into his torso, then cut his organs from inside without cutting the torso

[stuck prairie]

dude

i think i found

the nicest song to listen to

while playing halfsword

i might make a big clip with it

[sharp orchid]

send the song

[stuck prairie]

ill post it in music

[fallen glacier]

probably the most brutal stab I've done

[stuck prairie]

listening to that song while slaughtering willies makes my neurons tingle

[sharp thunder]

Budget walking dead recreation

[sand kestrel]

i agree with the man in the background

[sharp orchid]

oof

[sand kestrel]

Eeeyowch!!!

[restive barn]

something about smilodons

[sick plaza]

crazy that halfsword started as a flat big map with random eggheads dudes to fight with janky physics and a shitty mechanic to crack skulls and guts and now its this masterpiece we have rn

[sharp orchid]

exactly

[wheat leaf]

i looooove blunt damage, the way it can instantly knock you out for no particular reason at all

[sick plaza]

i remember in the first version of half sword that i used a knife to get the guts out of the bald dudes and try to hit them with his own guts

or also i cracked their head with the hammer

those mechanics were good but janky

did yall guys noticed that if you enter photo mode when game is loading you can see the characters all with his ass on the air

[wheat leaf]

ive only noticed it for a split second if i hit pause during that same moment

[sharp orchid]

did you know there was a glitch where you could even play and win as it?

[bleak frost]

have you ever been hit in the head with a 1.5 kilo spikey ball of steel?

[fallen glacier]

it really started like this

[sick plaza]

thats another game bro

[wild ledge]

why is it only rear shots

let me see

[sharp orchid]

willie doesnt have a willie

thats why

[wild ledge]

what.

[fallen glacier]

it aint tho. It eventually turned into Half Sword Dungeon, and that turned into the Half Sword we see today

https://x.com/Halfsword_game/status/1434952548280979457

[bleak frost]

smooth, like a ken doll

[wild ledge]

hes a eunuch in ea too??????? 😭

[sick plaza]

dang

[pearl ferry]

hes not an eunuch he's a fungus

[sick plaza]

so i played the 2nd version

[pearl ferry]

willie is his own organism

[fallen glacier]

if you're playing EA it's the 3rd or possibly 4th

[wild ledge]

i thought itd look different since all the character models got overhauled

[fallen glacier]

Maybe 5th, depending how loose you are with build criteria

[bleak frost]

realistically, they don't want to have nudity

[wheat leaf]

id say 4th of current format, there was abyss demo, then playtest, then demo+playtest, then EA

[wild ledge]

isnt this just exanima gameplay

[fallen glacier]

no lol

[wild ledge]

w h a t

[fallen glacier]

have you seen exanima? It looks quite different aside from them both being 3d isometric

[fallen glacier]

true maybe. It seemingly started with the 3d isometric build that we see in the Half Sword twitter's oldest post, then evolves into the Elden RIng build, then Half Sword Dungeon, then Skyrim build, then lemon build, then random madness build, then itch.io build (I think it was in that order, itchi.io may have come before random madness, not sure), then the demo/playtest build which was when it finally came to Steam, then EA

Oh yeah and drunk man build, came after Elden Ring build and before lemon build

and actually lemon build comes before skyrim build I was wrong

elden ring build

[sharp orchid]

theres no shot this was a real half sword build 😭

[wheat leaf]

combat looks a lot smoother

[fallen glacier]

it is fam. Go to their twitter you'll see. It shows pretty much all of the progress of Half Sword and how it got to where it is today

[rich crater]

how do I get fist play as the baron on the demo

[fallen glacier]

https://x.com/Halfsword_game/status/1497526858895835138?s=20

[wheat leaf]

ovrdth loadouts mod, save the baron fit without weapons, then do fistplay

[sharp orchid]

select baron, play a game and then close the game. Once you reopen go to free mode and then just start without choosing any of the classes

[rich crater]

thanks

[sharp orchid]

oh damn

[restive barn]

which one do y'all think crashed my game

the black hole i summonmed

or willie's hair

[sharp orchid]

wilie hair for sure

[grave pecan]

physics so fucked i managed to knock a willie by just trying to slash his ass

[carmine wave]

lengthwise

[sharp orchid]

now that im looking through their twitter, it seems they switched gears really fucking fast. like
https://x.com/Halfsword_game/status/1495672830628966402?s=20 this was posted in febuarary 2022
https://x.com/Halfsword_game/status/1600482131930943490?s=20 this was in december 2022

Half Sword Official (@Halfsword_game)

Maybe my game doesn`t have JUMP button
But it has something just as good

#IndieGameDev #gamedev #UE4 #UnrealEngine #jump #with #axe

X · Feb 21, 2022, 8:12 AM

Half Sword Official (@Halfsword_game)

"Sword In The Head"
My take on Excalibur

#gamedev #gamedevelopment #indiedev #indiegamedev #UnrealEngine5 #ue5 #unrealengine #sword #Excalibur #orNotExcalibur

X · Dec 7, 2022, 1:27 PM

[restive barn]

bingo

[sharp orchid]

still sucks we dont see these assets in game, i think it'd look cool

[fallen glacier]

what is it

[light stirrup]

How good was the sell?

[grave pecan]

jumpy legs

[restive barn]

what are these

[sharp orchid]

its from a tweet the half sword guys made in 2022

https://x.com/Halfsword_game/status/1585986354076229634

Half Sword Official (@Halfsword_game)

I added this Two Handed Sword and...
Oh god... what have I done....

#gamedev #gamedevelopment #indiedev #indiegamedev #UnrealEngine5 #ue5 #unrealengine #sword #kek

X · Oct 28, 2022, 1:26 PM

[fallen glacier]

Oh true. Lemon build

just witnessed a guy pick his own wounded teammate up off the ground like we can with mercenaries. Never seen that before. I don't think that's what he was trying to do, I disarmed him and I believe he was trying to grab a weapon nearby the guy but ended up grabbing him instead

dude wasn't getting up on his own either, he'd been laying there for a while and submitting

[sharp orchid]

looks like the npcs suffer from the same things we do when trying to pick up weapons

[fallen glacier]

yeah lol. I see their weapons glitch in their hands or get stuck in the ground sometimes too

yo wtf. I guess since the guy helped his teammate up it bugged the match, since I knocked the last guy down (the guy that was helping his teammate) and it said I won the match, but the guy that got picked up was still aggroed and coming after me lol

[scenic yoke]

how about beamng, which has similarly advanced physics but in a different context. that game does have online multiplayer with player interactions and physics interactions

though that seems obvious too

i heard something along the lines that the devs of each game were speaking

[sharp orchid]

yeah that happens sometimes. its more obvious if you have no pain on enemies that the game clearly has two different things running to determine wether the npc is still fighting and if you won or not. So in some cases, enemies will still be agressive and attacking you even though it says you've won

jesus christ I hollowed this man out

[fallen glacier]

WTF I don't believe what I'm seeing rn. The guy that was revived has some major heart, he kept going and I was using estoc to be honorable and I ended up stabbing a couple times and knocked him out. I waited to see if he would get up and he did! It took a while since he was suffering some head trauma but not only did he get up, while trying to pick a weapon up he went and accidentally helped another teammate up off the ground that had already surrendered

[thorny perch]

my bad

@restive barn can yoh make copenhagen

[gloomy bridge]

wait a minute

[sharp orchid]

WTF?????

npc revolution???

[fallen glacier]

yeah. From what I understand some 3rd party helped beamng with their multiplayer physics, and something about Half Sword Games contacting them for help or some such. I could be wrong though

[fallen glacier]

it was crazy. Never thot id see no shit like dis u feel me

[gaunt saffron]

is it possible to make the game run acceptably on a laptop 3050

[sharp orchid]

most bizzare shit i've seen in this game

[restive barn]

if you give me a model of copenhagen yes

unless i find one myself

🤔

[gloomy bridge]

set the dlss and frame gen all the way up tbh

and low to medium

[thorny perch]

https://www.arcgis.com/home/item.html?id=9c85af3995dc4f258c0736b14c337f5c

[gaunt saffron]

alr

[thorny perch]

lets find copenhagen together

[gloomy bridge]

i would turn down effects, lighting and shadow but changing effects lower makes the game look like ass

[gloomy bridge]

just experiment

[restive barn]

why is there a 3d model of the entire city of copenhagen

[gaunt saffron]

frame generation is greyed out for me

[thorny perch]

fate maybe

you were destined to port copenhagen to halfsword

[sharp orchid]

the stars aligned for chrom334 to make a model of copenhagen in half sword

[thorny perch]

exactly

[restive barn]

my danish friend taught me how to say rodgrod med flode

[sharp orchid]

Found a really intresting thing you could do with save editing half sword

Basically, if you make a custom weapon, and rename the weapon class parameter to whatever existing weapon that is in the "build weapons" file path, it will combine with whatever weapon you had previously and make two weapons in one. Another thing I found is that this only addes the model, and not the grip you have it in, so its possible that if you make a weapon, set all of its size stats to 0, and then do this you could have a rondel dagger that does not have a reverse grip

[sharp orchid]

I will be doing this

[near garnet]

That looks like it would hurt maybe idk

[bleak frost]

brutal

[white sundial]

nah i was js giving him a lobotomy

[sharp orchid]

I was right! Here it is, a regular grip rondel dagger

[restive barn]

im pretty sure weapon packers figured that out in the demo

[sharp orchid]

idk man im a bit late to the modding scene

[near garnet]

I said this

[fallen glacier]

wtf did he realy say that

[restive barn]

no lmao

[bleak frost]

I'm gonna call you bert

[fallen glacier]

what di­ck head

[restive barn]

join my stream

im streaming hs mods

[fallen glacier]

albert einstein is rude asf

[near garnet]

Solve my equations

[sharp orchid]

where yo stream

[restive barn]

vocal one

[fallen glacier]

emc 2

[restive barn]

gimme a sec

[sharp orchid]

bet sonny

[restive barn]

im still tryna open hs

[near garnet]

Pass

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[restive barn]

ee equals em see twelve

[near garnet]

Fail

you’re homeless now

[fallen glacier]

damn

[restive barn]

@fallow valley watch mine streem

[near garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/he-ate-them-youtube-thumbnail-fnaf-gif-17172391705264831213

[fallen glacier]

albert einstein is the smartest man alive. I repsect that

[neon mauve]

can a weapon called "barons beak" be crafted?

[restive barn]

@sharp orchid

[sharp orchid]

@fallow valley

[mint barn]

So like is there anything beyond just Baron set or have I completed the game

[violet kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1477519897436229775/Screenshot_20221101-132906_Instagram.jpg?ex=69a50f22&is=69a3bda2&hm=521b09ab4efa1ea98b19d478a87b77181d0b26860cf3dd99e08315d1f7277f2c&

[slow harness]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/775973804346310656/1205687502393057300/forgot.gif

[fallen glacier]

no

you can craft your own bec de corbin though. But it won't be as big as the baron's

[neon mauve]

oh nice, the thing is i stole that weapon from a final boss

it seems like a good weapon

[fallen glacier]

yeah, the baron uses it

if you knock his weapon out of his hands he will draw his sword, which you can pick up after he dies too. You can pick up all his weapons if you get him to keep drawing them out. He has a unique sword, rondel dagger, and mace

all unique

[neon mauve]

OHhh i didnt know

does he spawn again at any other round tho?

i got it when i tried to level up from lord

[fallen glacier]

no, only in the lord tourney. You can keep doing the lord tourney over and over again

since it's the end of the game atm

[neon mauve]

ohhh

[left panther]

can you gain muscle in abyss?

[fallen glacier]

yea

pretty sure anyway

it seems any and all stamina usage builds muscle over time

[wild ledge]

update ur drivers to most recent, do the cfg thingy, boot with fps limited to the lowest you're comfortable with so it doesnt strain to get higher than it can then run on low graphics

its what i did and it runs acceptably i think

laptop 4050

[fallen glacier]

you can also try this -

To reduce settings further in an attempt to conserve more resources:

1. Exit Half Sword then download the attached engine.ini.txt file and rename it to engine.ini
2. Press Windows key + R to bring up a Run box, in the Run box put %LOCALAPPDATA%/HalfSwordUE5/Saved/Config/Windows/ and click OK or press enter.
3. Once you're in that directory place the engine.ini file there. Right click>Properties on the engine.ini file and check the Read-Only box, or it will get deleted upon starting the game.

[magic wharf]

whats the use of doing the lord tourney over and over again for barons armour if u can loot the barons dead body the first time

[fallen glacier]

you can't loot the baron

[sand kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/your-not-the-thinker-bro-really-thinking-the-thinker-gif-27428949

[wicked depot]

The hooked end to the throat lol

[past kestrel]

111KG mass on night 813

[sand kestrel]

https://youtu.be/3rTErpH-L6w?si=SDcgA6pMUlqC_1BN

Music for locking in 💔

[past kestrel]

im wondering if zombie willies will feel anything if you kick them in the bals

[thorn steeple]

why doesnt half sword enhancer work for me on demo

[past kestrel]

butter

[magic wharf]

anyone else found the thing where iff u retire u still have ur stuff

im a begger the the barons beak

[plain brook]

there goes he head

[sand kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[past kestrel]

111KG willie (813 days and nights)

[vocal obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[magic wharf]

https://youtu.be/Tdw5ChwGwWk

[modern harness]

well.. just booted up the game and my character is just.. gone, lived over 150 days and beat the Baron and now they're just gone for no reason, that's fun.. put so many real life hours into them just for the game to decide to randomly delete them whilst i was away from the game for a day, cool cool.

[vocal obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-laugh-four-gif-7446278225827837893

[modern harness]

wow

[vocal obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/woohoo-celebrate-gif-3719791047300891146

[modern harness]

what a horrid way to react to something like that.

[vocal obsidian]

It's just a save file bro, happens to many of us actually.

https://tenor.com/view/dance-low-cortisol-low-cortisol-dance-true-low-cortisol-the-dance-triad-gif-3930901520297507503

[plain brook]

heres a mortal kombat fatality

[plain brook]

i reeset my save for fun

[modern harness]

okay?

[vocal obsidian]

Same.

[modern harness]

first reaction is just to laugh at me, alright.

[vocal obsidian]

Yeah so stop crying over it and go with the flow, playing the same save over and over is genuinely boring in fact.

[vocal obsidian]

I just woke up in an energetic mood, I was feeling a little silly.

https://tenor.com/view/oops-aquaman-bro-gif-18498968

[modern harness]

you knew what you were trying to do by reacting that way.

[vocal obsidian]

Not really, the message above describes my thought process.

[plain brook]

stop bitching

deal with it

[vocal obsidian]

Thank you.

Twin.

[modern harness]

...

[vocal obsidian]

So dramatic bro, it's just a game. Your family wasn't executed in front of you.

So anyways. Any news about the next patches?

[modern harness]

all i did was come here and mention something that happened in my game.. in a server dedicated to said game.

[vocal obsidian]

Yeah, and I put in a gif.

[restive barn]

FUCK

[crude path]

i'm 97 at day 201

[modern harness]

just drop it dude.

[past kestrel]

cool

[crude path]

but i also have exclusively ran a ridiculously heavy mace the entire time lol

it's gilded and the heaviest and most front heavy it can be

[vocal obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-coletti-vine-funny-funny-dance-dance-gif-3885666542678860261

I always drop it muchacho

[crude path]

it hits like a bus it's kinda ridiculous

[past kestrel]

you can throw willies at the ceiling if you get the timing right if you ever hit 110Kg

[vocal obsidian]

Where are you man😭

[crude path]

that is incredible lol

i've found that grabbing them and kicking them sometimes leads to them soaring like 30 feet away if you time it right

[past kestrel]

he DEADASS just died from that left hook

while standing

your fists hit like an actual mace at 111KG

[crude path]

yeah you have to pull punches to avoid just outright killing people

lol

[past kestrel]

yeet (he was in falling mode while this happened so he's gonna break his neck)

[gritty salmon]

W neck stab

[gritty salmon]

how much grinding do you have to do for this???

[shell walrus]

We're talking hundreds of (in game obviously) days

Had a little discussion involving it last week I think, there's the max and then there's a shadow system that will go past that max it just takes exponentially longer than before

[gritty salmon]

i love this sword so much

[gritty salmon]

i need like hours

in time

also what is the grinding method for this do you just go full plate and run around

[shell walrus]

Dawg we're talking prolly like 5-10 concentrated hours I've never done it personally...and yeah as the game says, burn stamina

Jumping while swinging a two hander would be the boring grindy way

Otherwise, I always notice the biggest increase in weight from brawling tbh

[fallen glacier]

I thought the shadow system was where your weight will appear lower right after battles but then go right back to normal if you exit the inventory menu and go back in. For example if I'm 93kg, I'll do a battle and whether I win or lose once I get back to the tavern and check my inventory it will be 80kg, then I back out of the inventory and go back in and it's back to its regular 93kg. 80kg is just a placeholder in this instance but it has been that before. Sometimes I've seen my shadow weight get up to 91kg

[shell walrus]

So I'll use the max height for example. At max height your maximum weight is 93kg, the "shadow system" is just if you keep playing, you'll slowly exceed that number. My best guess is there's a math issue in the code where you shouldn't be getting any bigger, but the stamina burn requirement is just raised really high past that point

[restive cave]

why are your shadows pixelated

I only have the hair shadows in full res

[shell walrus]

Low shadow settings on display prolly

[restive cave]

I gotta find the setting if it's possible to disable shadows on hair

I might just learn how to remove all hair or make it static because it's quite slow for me

https://tenor.com/view/lenny-confetti-hired-kitten-stare-kitting-looking-kitty-cool-kitty-gif-9918300050481591273

[gritty salmon]

WHY DID A FUCKING BUCKLER MAKE ME START BLEEDING

and then he grabs my longsword with onehand and starts using it and slashes me

[shell walrus]

Skill issue 🤷‍♂️

[restive cave]

I think some blunt damage causes bleed

[gritty salmon]

I GOT GRAZED BY IT'

HE DIDNT SMACK ME WITH IT

he grazed me with the buckler while reaching for my longsword and i start bleeding out

[near grotto]

I mean the edge of a buckler can cut with enough force

[restive cave]

the edge is sharp sometimes on any metal

[pearl ferry]

nah the bucklers will cut you if you kiss em enough no matter if they're sharp or not lol

just how shields work currently

[shell walrus]

I've never had an issue with it being overly sharp, but I have smacked some guys with a buckler and it's cut them before

[restive cave]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-connection-gif-11796571741764322198

[near grotto]

Oh yeah? What if I sloppy fuckin make out with a buckler then? Huh? What about that?

[shell walrus]

Kinda like asking why are fists cutting in a brawl

[restive cave]

usually I'm going for blunt damage

I do cuts on the arms and legs sometimes so it incapacitates them

[shell walrus]

Wdym

[pearl ferry]

probably die

[restive cave]

like knocking the other guy out instead of just slicing him down

[near grotto]

FUCK

[shell walrus]

Okay and you said cuts on the limbs, I mean, are you using a spiky mace or what

You could also turn damage down and play with the blood/gore sliders

[restive cave]

oh like a polearm

[shell walrus]

If you double side it with the hammer sure

@near grotto where's rats number 1 thru 4?

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-hamster-hamster-eat-steal-hamster-kidnapped-gif-3592538528968092099

[restive cave]

you can also do it with spears you just only do blunt with the wood

[shell walrus]

YOU ATE THEM?

[shell walrus]

That's a very roundabout way of doing that

Personally a big fan of a two handed mace

[near grotto]

My lawyer has advised me not to respond to this allegation impulsively.

[shell walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/appalled-wtf-bih-gif-23334079

[restive cave]

we need a modded mace where it holds like one but it has a pole arm hammer with the spike

[shell walrus]

Hafted is about as close as we get to that rn

But also also late tier, one handed weapons are practically useless just for the weight factor alone

[sick rampart]

Dundee hater 🥹

[restive cave]

I have a weapon from the demo that definitely won't work in this build

[pearl ferry]

practicing stabs on the squishys results in my nose being bitten off

[restive cave]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G0gj4jSXwAAlj-s.gif

[shell walrus]

Also if we wanna talk about getting cut when you barely touch something, let's talk about the war staff

[restive cave]

it's like a polearm but it has a full crossguard and the front is a huge spiky mace head

[shell walrus]

Actually insane

[pearl ferry]

pickles the XI actually survived this i just had to sit there for 2 minutes

[restive cave]

Willie can barely wield it without some special strats so the new character will have to work really really hard

[pearl ferry]

did you know you can slide the sword under the bevor

or more likely my sword just decided to be a lightsaber i guess

[shell walrus]

Been tryna win this retribution against a champ with a war staff for a hot minute now, finally was able to close distance, cut his leg up, cut his arm, he only could use the staff with his right. Thought I had him dead to rights, fuck no, he whips it up, barely taps my shoulder, I die

I'm wearing spaulders btw

Update, I sent my longsword thru his nuts, finally

[shell walrus]

It does technically sit on top of the breastplate so its definitely possible

[restive cave]

we need a drop kick feature

[onyx moon]

fr

and jumping while running

id love to tackle someone mid fight

[sick rampart]

how the fuck did you manage this 😭

[shell walrus]

Tossed his ass over the rail

[onyx moon]

my character is so buff i can lift people with two hands

[sick rampart]

I thought you like clotheslined him or some shit lmaoo

[onyx moon]

you cant really clothesline sadly but you can manage half a clothesline

[sick rampart]

Is that not half a powerbomb

[onyx moon]

kinda was but the dude reversed it

smh

oh my god bruh

what happened to the npcs genuinely

back then they wouldnt hit you on the ground

now theyre just disrespectful

little disrespectful brats

i shall whoop

[restive cave]

so for the first time in half sword i can see this room in full brightness

because i accidentally deleted my engine.ini

[onyx moon]

gave the 3rd dude a powerbomb but i didnt take a pic

sad

i kicked his leg while he was on the fence.. er

he broke his neck and ankle

[restive cave]

i'm rebuilding my engine.ini from scratch keeping all of the performance options i can while being able to have full visibility still

how the same scene looks with a mysterious config option that eradicates the lighting

[rigid lodge]

"Oh fuck one poke sent him down... he should be fine righ-
Nope"

[onyx moon]

WHAT IS THIS

BROTHER

THIS GUY BROKE BOTH OF MY ARMS

BY ME GRABBING HIS SHIELD

FIX YOUR DAMN GAME

HOW THE

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

[rare hearth]

he's the chosen one

[onyx moon]

oh my gawd

BRAH

THEY GOT ME FIGHTIN THE ONE TAP MAN

tap me once i fall asleep mr baron..

tap me twice i die

oh my god

do yall really gotta fight on top of me

of cousre they tap me once and i fall

now all they need to do is hit me a bunch of times and im dead

im SO sick of the damage system

yeah after tihs one i might go back to demo

[rigid lodge]

Just change here

[onyx moon]

GANG

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HWO TO WELD YOUR OWN DAMN WEAPON

oh my

nah

nah

this is an immediate refund now

fastest refund oat

[winged sable]

no

ive refunded faster

im THE refunder.

[onyx moon]

kick the bucket.

come on.

[rigid lodge]

Guess you are never joining the piss gang now
RIP

[onyx moon]

half sword.

seriously.

REAHH

yeah

okay

sure

im done

[stark marlin]

are u suchuh?

[onyx moon]

never thought id find more flaws and bugs in a game where the only bug was the performance before this

willie forgets how to weld the weapon after arms are unharmed

damage system is just weird

npcs get up IMMEDIATELY after a headshot

[south tiger]

Early access + skill issue

[onyx moon]

skill issue while i just said these are the first time ive experienced these

lol okay

i understand that its ea though

[south tiger]

Your Willie is weak

[onyx moon]

226 day willie isnt weak

but okay

[gritty salmon]

did you press Q

[onyx moon]

ye

[gritty salmon]

idiot

[onyx moon]

i always press e and q

[gritty salmon]

thats the left hand

[onyx moon]

to dual wield

what

[gritty salmon]

if you grab with Q it fucks up

no

grab with E

if you are grabbing a polearm you grab with E

[onyx moon]

i dont remember cuz ive replayed the lord tourney like 3 times

[gritty salmon]

otherwise it sticks n your left hand

bro you are dumb

[onyx moon]

i probably pressed e

[gritty salmon]

ITS ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS

no you pressed Q thats why its in your left hand

😭

press X to switch hands

then it will correct itself

[onyx moon]

oh damn

[gritty salmon]

bro

how do you not know this

[south tiger]

This guy

[onyx moon]

i still dont get how the guy broke both my arms because i grabbed the shield

gang

[south tiger]

Told you it was a skill issue

[gritty salmon]

shields are a bit weird

[onyx moon]

su

[gritty salmon]

and buggy

[onyx moon]

yeah

[gritty salmon]

but like this is still early access

[onyx moon]

can the other guy like

not

thanks for explaining

but like

[gritty salmon]

grab with E like its always been for weapons that require two hands
Q grab puts it in your left hand and does that

you are a rightie in this game

for some reason

[onyx moon]

no i do know to press e

i probably pressed q trying to grab with both hands

and then just

[gritty salmon]

grabbing with both hands isnt a thing

its not a physics object

[onyx moon]

u can grab with both hands no??

[gritty salmon]

well it is but like

[onyx moon]

by holding like

something

i think its the mouse buttons u have to hold right

for both hands or something

[gritty salmon]

grabbing with both hands is either right click or pressing E if you dont have a weapon at all and its a two handed weapon (longswords, polearms, poleaxes, basically anything long enough)

[onyx moon]

yes

[gritty salmon]

rightclick is for smaller weapons

[south tiger]

Just look at the keybinds in the settings

[gritty salmon]

E is for larger weapons

[onyx moon]

thats it

[gritty salmon]

yes

dont have anything in your left hand

otherwise you will dual wield and it will suck

uc an dual wield anything but with long weapons it sucks shit for obvious reasons

[onyx moon]

im gonna give it one more shot

[solid ice]

if you're talking about the warstaff specifically, holding rmb changes your left hand position, you hold it closer for more power and less reach, just lmb is more reach less power

[gritty salmon]

wait do you know how to sheathe

why dont you have anything sheathed

[onyx moon]

sheathe?

[gritty salmon]

hold Q or E while having a item equipped
if its a sword or a shield or a small enough mace / hafted

you can equip it

[south tiger]

Have you ever played half sword before?

[gritty salmon]

i noticed that you DONT have any of that

[onyx moon]

ye

i just dont have those

[gritty salmon]

i think he hasn't

😭

[onyx moon]

yes i have

gang

[gritty salmon]

gang how do you not know this

[onyx moon]

i js dont have any maces on me

idk

i usually dont need em

[south tiger]

What

[onyx moon]

i js use my main weapon

warstaff

[gritty salmon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/scout-tf2-9hmRlw9uERYn1sjAYm

this is so sad

[solid ice]

don't need to know anything when you have the warstaff, just bonk heads all day, truly the goated weapon

[onyx moon]

yeah

exactly

[south tiger]

It’s not as fun tho

[gritty salmon]

best weapon for people who dont want to learn anything about the game

ong

how does he not know ANY OF THIS??

[onyx moon]

i did use a pollaxe for a small amount of time

but that was like

2 kg and hard to swing

[gritty salmon]

broo

this is so sad

2kg and hard to swing???

i swing 3kg like its nothing