And these GOATS
#halfsword-chat-⚔
mystic furnace
jovial basalt
check out these clean ass blocks
supple dagger
Wish I was as lucky
sand kestrel
i retired and i genuinely forgot how fucking painful it was to get through the first 3 tiers
restive barn
plain brook
queen heath
@twin isle
misty flame
im nikola tesla
queen heath
Fiesta De Plebeyos
mystic furnace
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ez...
Worst battle modifier oat
wind charm
mystic furnace
I never trip untill those 4 words show up
modest venture
does anyone know how to do multiplayer ?
plain brook
heres a random clip for today
twin isle
<@1067622560465956964>
wjat
obtuse silo
How do I get fist fights only in free mode? Other Willy has a weapon
plain brook
HE GOT KNOCKED TF OUT
stuck prairie
HE GOT KNOCKED TF OUT
i can do that with my fists
stuck prairie
How do I get fist fights only in free mode? Other Willy has a weapon
litterly just unequip the weapon
brazen gyro
Is there an end for abyss? 4850 souls already cleansed
quaint wind
Don't mind that
brazen gyro
you could beat it in demo
dire moon
Will we get stats like bravery n such
plain brook
not the endless abyss mode
dire moon
Just had a Willie randomly surrender without a fight
quaint wind
quaint wind
jovial basalt
mystic vector
Sorry if it was asked before.
Do settings just not work? I've been really trying to play this game but my performance is rather dogshit and the settings menu doesn't actually do anything for me, which I remember also happening in the demo.
plain brook
wow i almost believed that swords where usable, how many attempts did it take to balance a sword on the hilt that heavy
plain brook
Sorry if it was asked before.
Do settings just not work? I've been really tryi...
the demo has an internal resoultion setting that automiatically lowered as you got down in the options
the early access has remove that in favour of dlss
you can however get a similar effect by lowering to 720p
mystic vector
Well, not resolution. But that doesn't do anything either. Like none of my video settings really do anything.
plain brook
resoltuon does nothing outside fullscreen
jovial basalt
wow i almost believed that swords where usable, how many attempts did it take to...
It's not heavy at all, only 1.36 kg
restive barn
alr guys
plain brook
It's not heavy at all, only 1.36 kg
yeah but the weight is all in the hilt
jovial basalt
I like to lengthen my swords quite a bit so it probably evened out
restive barn
i made this sound for the black hole is it good
restive barn
sound cannnot escape a black hole
i know but it's awesome and im keeping it
plain brook
it would sound like any noise you made came from in front of you
you would hear your own screams coming from inside it
restive barn
you would hear your own screams coming from inside it
wouldn't the air particles for sound just get sucked in
🤔
proud cliff
i made this sound for the black hole is it good
that's fun, I like the bbrrruuuummm that's almost kinda like a metallic groaning
plain brook
its alright but the idea that you have to ignore the rules of phyiscs with space to make cool sounds is so wrong
restive barn
that's fun, I like the bbrrruuuummm that's almost kinda like a metallic groaning
it's a trombone
restive barn
the real sounds or lack of sounds in space are still quite cool
it's a magic spell that summons a black hole it was never supposed to make sense lmao
plain brook
doesnt need to make sense my point is that all sound being sucked into it is just as cool
restive barn
that's fun, I like the bbrrruuuummm that's almost kinda like a metallic groaning
actually technically it's 2 instruments a big string instrument and a bass trombone
however the big string instrument is just there for the rumbly sound
the trombone fills up the high end
for the siren thingy
plain brook
i thought you just ripped a fat hole in ur pants and put it a 0.1x speed
restive barn
i thought you just ripped a fat hole in ur pants and put it a 0.1x speed
lmao
plain brook
all sounds mesh and become horror at 0.1x speed
i had a trip like that once so i can attest
jovial basalt
Damn bro was just taking it
dire moon
So no to stats? Bravery and such
plain brook
Damn bro was just taking it
see thats what sword normally looks like in EA
jovial basalt
see thats what sword normally looks like in EA
wdym normally?
quaint wind
Maybe for chemistry and stuff if they put it
plain brook
wdym normally?
like you're playing a half sword mod for quop or something the wrist being uncontrollable, the other clip actually looked like wrists work in early access
this clip looks like a knight got a hand transplant from a wacky wavy inflatable arm tube-man
dire moon
Why would there be stats?
There was just an instance where a Willie surrendered out of nowhere. Fight began and he quit
quaint wind
There was just an instance where a Willie surrendered out of nowhere. Fight bega...
Sounds like a bug
Or you have evil half sowrd
Sword
eternal scaffold
Do you guys think they will ever add the new physics in the demo?
quaint wind
Do you guys think they will ever add the new physics in the demo?
No
You need to buy EA
eternal scaffold
You need to buy EA
I have it just missing gauntlet
quaint wind
I have it just missing gauntlet
Oh
quaint wind
I thought he was just a coward,
Maybe he hurt himself when he spawned in
dire moon
Emo Willie?
eternal scaffold
Did he have a weapon?
dire moon
Kinda cool ig
jovial basalt
like you're playing a half sword mod for quop or something the wrist being uncon...
yeah idk I guess I just got lucky lol
I dont mind it all that much as I've gotten better
I kinda just learn to live with it
plain brook
you can yeah
dire moon
Did he have a weapon?
I thought he had one but dropped it pitifully,
dire moon
Oh I tried that alt stance thing. Someone was mentioning it yesterday for a block sort of
eternal scaffold
Alt stance?
eternal scaffold
Uh I don't see how you can perry by stabbing. Anyone got an example?
dire moon
Hold alt and u could stab in the demo. Ppl say it doesn't work now
dire moon
Uh I don't see how you can perry by stabbing. Anyone got an example?
Nooo
The stab allegedly doesn't work in ea
Not the same as demo
eternal scaffold
Oh it works for me it's a little bit more jank
dire moon
So someone mentioned now, they use the alt button to sort of parry since it doesn't do the stab
jovial basalt
Gave this dude a 3 piece combo
dire moon
Swing a hit and then push alt
It sort of feints the attack if u do it early, or recovers it very quickly to center
restive barn
would y'all believe me if i told u this is half sword
eternal scaffold
Oh I seen someone do some crazy shit with a one handed sword doing that
dire moon
Oh I seen someone do some crazy shit with a one handed sword doing that
Yes! It was cool. I tried it and found it can also be a feint
lost bison
would y'all believe me if i told u this is half sword
That looks like expedition 33
dire moon
Swing like you're going for a hit and tap the alt before u make contact. He will sort of wiff the hit or pull back sort of
lost bison
That looks like expedition 33
Starter enemy weakest attack
restive barn
That looks like expedition 33
so would u believe me
plain brook
would y'all believe me if i told u this is half sword
i mwean what is half sword from this context, like its basically just and in-engine ue5 render
dire moon
would y'all believe me if i told u this is half sword
Do they render this while I'm playing
eternal scaffold
Swing like you're going for a hit and tap the alt before u make contact. He will...
I'll try when I get home
lost bison
so would u believe me
I dont even believe ur real, y would I believe u
restive barn
Do they render this while I'm playing
yes
dire moon
I'll try when I get home
Get home! It's exciting
restive barn
it's honestly not that laggy
plain brook
Do they render this while I'm playing
its in the reflection on the eyes of every fully modeled fly in alley
dire moon
So much stuff going on in willies world
eternal scaffold
Does anyone else get annoyed at the pole arms weird slowdown mid swing?
dire moon
Do u think they have religions
dire moon
Fears and hopes
lost bison
Does anyone else get annoyed at the pole arms weird slowdown mid swing?
I get annoyed at my dumb ahh character letting go of the weapon on the back swing
jovial basalt
Oh my lord, stepping with your strike and properly changing stance mid strike makes such a difference
lost bison
It looks like a weird condom with wings
plain brook
It looks like a weird condom with wings
eternal scaffold
Damn
lost bison
Halfsword diablo would be kinda cool
Like loot system? That does sound cool
eternal scaffold
They have a game like that
lost bison
If only we could get modders to make it easier to install mods
eternal scaffold
Dark and darker halfsword
dire moon
They have a game like that
Exanima?
lost bison
Most mods for games u just drop the files in and u good but this game requires u to download a bunch of external files
dire moon
Like loot system? That does sound cool
That would be cool too but I mean enemies and all
eternal scaffold
Yes
lost bison
I want a mod that increases the force of punches, not the damage just the force
I want willies to go flying when I punch them
I went from extremely tired hardly able to stay awake to fully awake and now no chance of sleep
eternal scaffold
What lol
eternal scaffold
I want Willie Sims edition
lost bison
I either sleep 2 hours or 14 and sadly no balancing
upbeat badger
can yall rate my sword in images i need to know if its good
eternal scaffold
can yall rate my sword in images i need to know if its good
Sword in?!?!
upbeat badger
Sword in?!?!
sword out!
eternal scaffold
Repeat
lost bison
can yall rate my sword in images i need to know if its good
It certainly looks like a sword
upbeat badger
It certainly looks like a sword
thanks!
lost bison
I personally max out all the stats on stuff bc y cant it be big, sharp, and blunt
eternal scaffold
How can one be sharp and blunt tho
lost bison
Weight
eternal scaffold
Girth?
lost bison
🤔 how much girth do u need to be good enough to be a blade
What's the max girth
But guts sword from berserk is blunt but cuts through people with ease bc of its weight thats what im referring to
ocean flame
can yall rate my sword in images i need to know if its good
if your character can swing it well then yes
lost bison
If not then work your character out by beating up the poor
restive barn
upbeat badger
if your character can swing it well then yes
nevermind i went for a mace instead
eternal scaffold
dire moon
I want Willie Sims edition
This
restive barn
dire moon
Sims halfsword would be wild
lost bison
ocean flame
beef wellington spin kicking
dire moon
Half sword duelist of the roses
eternal scaffold
I miss how in the demo on the higher tiers the ai would rush you in halfsword even with a polearm
lost bison
I want the drip of late game but I really dont want to get to late game
eternal scaffold
Like they would attempt to push you around or lock up with you
ocean flame
beef wellington spin kicking
i enabled no pain because the strength multipler and custom tonus multiplier would make my willie fall over and take damage
lost bison
When swords clash in this game do they stick together?
They should definitely implement that if it doesnt
eternal scaffold
Why
lost bison
Bc its realistic?
eternal scaffold
Swords aren't sticky
upbeat badger
if they are made of the same material they can cut into eachother
lost bison
R u sipping on the juice?
upbeat badger
irl
upbeat badger
Sharp swords stick to each other bc the edges bite into each other
yes
lost bison
Not really
Its hard to explain bc I know of it and I know y it happens but im not good enough at English to explain it
eternal scaffold
No I understand some kind of sticking mechanic would he cool
Shields and polearms
lost bison
I do wish weapons could get stuck in shields
eternal scaffold
Or cut a polearm in half
eternal scaffold
Double maces is already fun
eternal scaffold
Like brass knuckles?
lost bison
Yesnt
fierce coral
It would be so cool to be able to switch some longsword/sword to one handed/2 handed
You can definitely make some sword that are good at both
eternal scaffold
Oh
lost bison
Like boxing gloves but made to hurt
eternal scaffold
That would be cool
I wish we could ge a flail
Like one handed one with a ball and chain
lost bison
We do have one but it sucks
tawny anvil
Traditional European Dish
lost bison
Under cooked bread with some shredded bread
neat jasper
Is this from Dark Souls?
tawny anvil
that's Shredded Chinese grocery store cheese
eternal scaffold
Wtf is 5hat
neat jasper
the pic
eternal scaffold
That
lost bison
Is this from Dark Souls?
That image is from eldenring but yeah
tawny anvil
Stale bread, Cheese, Milk
neat jasper
That image is from eldenring but yeah
I thought the resolution was too low but close enough
lost bison
The dueling shield i recommended is also a weapon in eldenring
I want to play games but I want my game download to finish so I can play it with friends
Life is unfair often
eternal scaffold
What yall playing?
lost bison
Monster hunter wilds
Mindlessly grinding and i figured ill reinstall the game and help with the grind
restive barn
soon
eternal scaffold
Could never get into those games I enjoyed wild hearts tho
lost bison
I liked the weapons but didnt like the game
eternal scaffold
Same but with monster hunter lol
I just can't get into the whole setting
I swear if they don't turn off these 80s hits at work ima go crazy
twin barn
is it just me or does the lock on still suck
halcyon phoenix
brother, ever since getting to knight rank, my swings are just so weak, anyone else experence this? my character is 96kg, ive tried using different polearms, poleaxes, halberds, it feels like im a toddler who cant put any force into my swings please help LOL
mental kelp
Do you have a high muscle amount? If not it does make your swings much weaker
Also it might be the weight of your armor
halcyon phoenix
i should have a high muscle amount, ive been purposefully swinging till exhaustion after fights to try to fix this issue, i was wondering about armor, i do have alot on
mental kelp
Your armor might be the problem or you js have a weak character idk.
Try to take some armor off and see if it works my guys are usually around 75kg
halcyon phoenix
bout to let this dude die LOL, maybe a need a fresh character? idk
mental kelp
That would be cool if they added that like some people are just better at certain weapons
Also the pole axe is meant to be kinda slow because the one I use can one tap the golden guy
Baron
lunar compass
That would be cool if they added that like some people are just better at certai...
thazt would be awful unless u could select which
we dont really need more hidden stats 💔
supple dagger
I FINALLY BEAT IT
mental kelp
thazt would be awful unless u could select which
I think it would be cool
It's just genetics you know
halcyon phoenix
Also the pole axe is meant to be kinda slow because the one I use can one tap th...
yeah see my swings are so weak i cant one tap anyone with armor, using a poleaxe
lunar compass
It's just genetics you know
weapon handling isnt really related to genetics though
mental kelp
weapon handling isnt really related to genetics though
But strength is
lunar compass
i coould understand characters having some differences body wise but handling wise ? doesnt really make sense
halcyon phoenix
also, even after removing armor, it says my weight is 96kg, is it supposed to update depending on your amor?
mental kelp
So maybe some would be better at handling heavier weapons idk
lunar compass
So maybe some would be better at handling heavier weapons idk
anyone with enough training would be able to handle those well though
mental kelp
also, even after removing armor, it says my weight is 96kg, is it supposed to up...
I thought it does maybe ur dude is js fat as heck
lunar compass
and having to reroll characters to get lucky would be pretty annoying
halcyon phoenix
I thought it does maybe ur dude is js fat as heck
LMAO
mental kelp
Yea my guy is normally around 70kg
mental kelp
and having to reroll characters to get lucky would be pretty annoying
I wouldn't think it's annoying
halcyon phoenix
Yea my guy is normally around 70kg
do you make them max height?
mental kelp
But it's just an opinion
mental kelp
do you make them max height?
Nah I'm short so I like making em short
dire moon
Interesting bug. I equip a targe but lose my tower shield in the process. Totally disappeared
lunar compass
I wouldn't think it's annoying
i would. imagine just being unlucky and being stuck with a weakling ur whole run cause shit genetics
mental kelp
Interesting bug. I equip a targe but lose my tower shield in the process. Totall...
The tower shield is so buggy
lunar compass
Interesting bug. I equip a targe but lose my tower shield in the process. Totall...
yeah shields tend to get deleted randomly then show up again after
mental kelp
i would. imagine just being unlucky and being stuck with a weakling ur whole run...
That's kinda how the world works the weak get crushed yknow?
lunar compass
the pavise in general has disapeared from my inventory many times
lunar compass
That's kinda how the world works the weak get crushed yknow?
not really society exists solely to counter acts that
mental kelp
not really society exists solely to counter acts that
There wasn't much of a society in like the 1600's as there was today
lunar compass
There wasn't much of a society in like the 1600's as there was today
that's just a lie
society has been there since a LONG time
fucking athena had democracy back then
mental kelp
that's just a lie
Yea well idk
lunar compass
if the weak did in fact get crushed we wouldnt be here today chatting on discord either
mental kelp
Just an opinion but okay
mental kelp
if the weak did in fact get crushed we wouldnt be here today chatting on discord...
But they did in combat
Like what we're talking about
mental kelp
if the weak did in fact get crushed we wouldnt be here today chatting on discord...
And plus it's not like we're gonna duel like these guys are
lunar compass
But they did in combat
hence why the military has always been a profession
fresh warren
I hit him with the pointy bit of the axe in an upward swing, it hits his balls and sends him flying upwards, and he lands balls-first on my head 😭
lunar compass
I hit him with the pointy bit of the axe in an upward swing, it hits his balls a...
sonic vs saitama type shit
mental kelp
I hit him with the pointy bit of the axe in an upward swing, it hits his balls a...
13IQ marine ahh stature
fresh warren
13IQ marine ahh stature
Literally
restive barn
uh oh
lunar compass
13IQ marine ahh stature
officer pill keasants
mental kelp
Nah just tell them to point and shoot and they will
lunar compass
ngl i love the crossbow
kinda sad that we wont get muskets since its in the 1600s
and the arquebuse would be unusable at that time lol
mental kelp
kinda sad that we wont get muskets since its in the 1600s
They should make long bows
lunar compass
They should make long bows
idk how they would make that though
how do you even code a bow in a semmi realistic way
mental kelp
how do you even code a bow in a semmi realistic way
No idea I've never coded
fresh warren
Yeah just come a lil closer
mental kelp
I remember playing the walking dead saints and sinners on my oculus and the bow was so fun
mental kelp
Yeah just come a lil closer
This is just bullying at this point
lunar compass
Yeah just come a lil closer
how the fuck is tihs thing so big
fresh warren
File editing
fresh warren
Amazing
fading niche
what is the max mass?
lunar compass
Amazing
watch david and goliath happen when a peasant with a sickle somehow cuts ur balls in half by slightly touching u
lunar compass
watch david and goliath happen when a peasant with a sickle somehow cuts ur ball...
lowk wish they added a sling to the game cause ranged weapons are so fucking funny
mental kelp
I meannn sickle be pretty sharp yo
restive barn
guys what should i do in this situation
mental kelp
Make them fight on that bridge to the left
restive barn
Make them fight on that bridge to the left
huh
mental kelp
Make them fight each other
fading niche
guys what should i do in this situation
kill both
mental kelp
Wait where tf did you get a book?
restive barn
Wait where tf did you get a book?
is that really your question
please help with my dire situation
fading niche
im the guy in armor
i stand by my point
mental kelp
I don't know dude the guy next to you looks pretty knocked out.
restive barn
I don't know dude the guy next to you looks pretty knocked out.
yeah true
the book is a mod i made
fresh warren
watch david and goliath happen when a peasant with a sickle somehow cuts ur ball...
Oh shit
fresh warren
them souls do NOT fuck around
Neither do I
dire moon
I'll be honest. The shit river was fun at first but now it's starting to get a bit old
wind charm
Neither do I
restive barn
https://tenor.com/view/ultramarines-titus-astartes-space-marine-space-marines-gi...
m00
hi
lunar compass
I'll be honest. The shit river was fun at first but now it's starting to get a b...
i LOVE the shit river
wind charm
wanna playtest spellbook mod
My beloved, I'm out clubbing :(
dire moon
Anyone else feel like the gore was more prominent in demo?
I feel like I cut off a lot more hands and slashed heads in half. They don't seem to do that here
fresh warren
Ascend
restive barn
My beloved, I'm out clubbing :(
aw thats fine tho
pliant crest
pliant crest
yes
fresh warren
la la la la la
ocean flame
do you guys want me to spin kick as big willie
supple crystal
who the fuck swings an axe like this? is this ever getting fixed?
normal horizontal swing and it does that and is unusable
i'm at the point where the only difficulty the game has left to offer me is the fact that it's fucking broken
ocean flame
eternal scaffold
When swords clash in this game do they stick together?
Going back on this it would be cool if we could have some kind of headbutt mechanic
ocean flame
Going back on this it would be cool if we could have some kind of headbutt mecha...
we already have that
in demo
if u had a helmet and charge with your head u deal damage
ocean flame
pliant crest
dip dip potato chip
supple dagger
which one
rapid pond
I mean a more natural looking one
Slam your mouse downward, thats exactly how headbutting works lol
supple dagger
ok
eternal scaffold
Lol
median crest
duel wildeing two axes is my new fav thing in this game rn
supple dagger
What about these
lunar compass
duel wildeing two axes is my new fav thing in this game rn
i personally love having around 3axe on me
and throwinbg them
only to miss EVERYTHING
ive had better luck throwing the damn beehive
median crest
ive been tring to throw an axw in between fights and i lost so many axes because of it
lunar compass
What about these
third or second
lunar compass
ive been tring to throw an axw in between fights and i lost so many axes because...
insure them
that way u dont lose them
median crest
it wont let me
lunar compass
im thinking of creating some pocket mace to use as solely throwing weapon
lunar compass
it wont let me
rip
median crest
yeah idk why i think its because im using two two handed wepons or sum
lunar compass
im thinking of creating some pocket mace to use as solely throwing weapon
the axe is too annoying to use as a throwing
throwing a blunt thing should work
lunar compass
yeah idk why i think its because im using two two handed wepons or sum
some axes are 2 handed
make sure the ones ur using are 1 handfed prolly
median crest
i duel wield the two handed axex and they are fun
lunar compass
i duel wield the two handed axex and they are fun
bit too heavy and too clunky for my taste but true
ive been thinking of dual weilding messers
median crest
i make sure i almost max my strengh in begger so i can do stupid stuff like this lol
i learned how to jump kick to
jolly gorge
Terminally online 
lunar compass
i learned how to jump kick to
i only use the spinning kick lowk
lunar compass
i make sure i almost max my strengh in begger so i can do stupid stuff like this...
i usually do only brawls in lower level till i can get a gambeson
cause holy shit lower levels are like a mine field without armor
median crest
i play in first person so i never learned the spin kick
lunar compass
cause holy shit lower levels are like a mine field without armor
accidentally missing a hit and watching as the peasant behead me
lunar compass
i play in first person so i never learned the spin kick
ur missing out
median crest
i just really like first person in this game for sum reson
halcyon phoenix
can you get the barons sword?
lunar compass
i just really like first person in this game for sum reson
it is fun tbh
esp with a long sword
lunar compass
can you get the barons sword?
yeah you have to disarm him
so he drops his beak
then wait for him to take the sword
halcyon phoenix
yeah you have to disarm him
i keep killing him before we switches to his sword
supple dagger
I discovered that the wardrobe willie is invincible
restive barn
finalizing the black hole spell
lunar compass
i keep killing him before we switches to his sword
yeah you gotta like try to wrestle the arm away or break it
i should build myself a good sword one day
mine feels like it cant cut SHIT
vale swan
does anyone know why when i try to do local multiplayer with a keyboard, mouse, and a controller it thinks the controller is the same person as the keyboard or does the local multiplayer only work with steam remote play or something?
restive barn
low cortisol knight
rapid pond
The shord, javelin missile, and unsafe gun that kills you
supple dagger
High fov or low fov?
eternal scaffold
Low five
rapid pond
High fov or low fov?
He looks confused either way
"Tf am i holding"
supple dagger
He looks confused either way
"Tf am i holding"
holding his sword like a wand 😭
rapid pond
holding his sword like a wand 😭
"A thrusting sword wouldnt be so bad of an idea ???"
Rapiers invention colorized, 15th century :
supple dagger
"A thrusting sword wouldnt be so bad of an idea ???"
Skilled swordsman
also the sword that when killing someone sends a discord notification
rapid pond
also the sword that when killing someone sends a discord notification
The sword that attracts ltmc
supple dagger
Discord Sword
rapid pond
The sword of ironic timing and precision :
lusty socket
Do the devs have any intentions of 'fixing' the stab mode or adding a new one so we can actually stab accurately, particularly with 1 handed swords, daggers and spears like in the demo?
Even if they wanna keep the alt high guard thingy surely just add another bind and bring back the original so we can go full london simulator
supple dagger
Do the devs have any intentions of 'fixing' the stab mode or adding a new one so...
Yeah stabbing is like 10 times harder in ea for some reason
rapid pond
Do the devs have any intentions of 'fixing' the stab mode or adding a new one so...
Related to floppy wrist
Obligated repost :
lusty socket
Part of it is that, at least with spears
rapid pond
lusty socket
But even with a max strength character and also using a mod to increase strength and rigity in the body, its still worse than demo
ocean flame
lusty socket
ty tho
rapid pond
But even with a max strength character and also using a mod to increase strength...
Cause wrists seems to not increase in strenght with the rest of the body, it will change
lusty socket
Ah ok, thanks
supple dagger
That UFO in the distance feels way more visible than it should be
restive barn
restive barn
That UFO in the distance feels way more visible than it should be
only cuz u turned off foliage
supple dagger
only cuz u turned off foliage
maybe thats because of
eternal scaffold
Honestly I wish I could disable gamemodes and maps
Tired of getting riot over and over
supple dagger
First bloods are easy as hell
eternal scaffold
Dang
restive barn
hold on a minute
it doesn't work on maps with skyboxes.... yet
onyx moon
hear me out the vegas sphere as the black hole
restive barn
hear me out the vegas sphere as the black hole
no
spiral crow
Ayyyeee let's go first fatal error!!
copper remnant
Ayyyeee let's go first fatal error!!
i got mine
5 minutes agoo too
completely ruined my vibe and i dont wanna restart the game
ill go play mnb warband
copper remnant
native is too easyt
try prophesy of pendor
its the goat
POP is why i consider warband better than bannerlord
undone walrus
how i can get all armors and weapons in a free mode
unborn delta
Does anybody know if half sword will be released on console?
restive barn
uh oh
boreal kayak
anything but optimisation😭
eternal scaffold
its the goat
It's good but that's a little far fetched
spiral crow
try prophesy of pendor
When I get the licensed version of M&B maybe
proud cliff
fighting against this pointy shield is always such a pain in peasant gear but I found the opening
halcyon phoenix
anyone able to wield the barons sword? shit is floppin all over the place for me 😂
swift aspen
Is that normal
yes it is
silent brook
One little slice is all it takes to cut them in half
swift aspen
Also anyone knows why some armor slots are locked?
swift aspen
One little slice is all it takes to cut them in half
oh in that sense cuts through them
silent brook
oh in that sense cuts through them
I barely move my mouse and they lose a leg
swift aspen
you probably have gore set on very high
silent brook
you probably have gore set on very high
I didn't think they'd turn into paper if i do that
copper remnant
It's good but that's a little far fetched
which mod do you prefer
its perisno vs POP rivarly at the top
no other mod comes close
onyx moon
YPP
YOO
irish whipped the dude into the fence
this dude wigglin like a worm
jesus
clotheslined the guy to hell and back
YOO
flat tulip
little burrow
i bought a pavis, put it on my shoulder, tried to buy a pavis again, and it doesn't show up in my inventory, i that intentional?
cursive sluice
clothesline into the fence
he can't breathe :(
eternal scaffold
which mod do you prefer
Medevil Conquest or Between Empires
onyx moon
im switching back to early access
cinder thunder
DAYUM
onyx moon
HOW
one thing i noticed is the willies in demo respect you
these guys are disrespectful
frank flax
uhm, just chucked this
frank flax
like u bite for more time
you can bite?
frank flax
oh a mod
swift aspen
How do yall get more bolts for crossbow?
high frost
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
restive barn
how tf do u get so strong in gunmap
muted raptor
how tf do u get so strong in gunmap
you can edit your savefile, and make willie really strong and tall
neat nymph
what is the max mass
restive barn
you can edit your savefile, and make willie really strong and tall
yeah i know but you can't do that in custom maps
random snow
what animals will they add
restive barn
what animals will they add
no clue
i know what nationalities they'll add however
probably
they might change it
random snow
ooo
viral jasper
onyx moon
dont worry baba grill..
dire zephyr
restive barn
idle yew
halfterstellar
onyx moon
next were gonna get meteor strikes or something
lunar compass
how did u even manage to do this
restive barn
fun fact: you may know that there's a book in slums but did y'all know that it's also in alley?
restive barn
what you think i crafted a black hole in the forge or smth
lunar compass
fun fact: you may know that there's a book in slums but did y'all know that it's...
yeah its in every map righgt ? or am i wrong
restive barn
yeah its in every map righgt ? or am i wrong
i'm not sure lemme check
lunar compass
what you think i crafted a black hole in the forge or smth
i mean shit who knows
that guy seems like he could
restive barn
that guy seems like he could
what guy
restive barn
dont worry im just fooling around with yo mod
dude hold it normally
lunar compass
yes i did
i have an idea u should add to it
make the reload take ages
and give it a change to jam
restive barn
apparently the book and hourglass are "related" somehow
lunar compass
that would be funny as FUCK
lunar compass
that would be funny as FUCK
flintlock didnt exist back in the 1600s im pretty sure
the arquebuse was uhhhh
onyx moon
yeah true
lunar compass
idk i think it was pretty much a match to a wire connected to the powder right ?
lunar compass
i shot myself and the gun got flung
onyx moon
lunar compass
give a gun to someone and somehow they'll kill themselves
onyx moon
fatal 4 way
lunar compass
quite literally
how do u even manage that
holding a gun cant be this hard man
granted its an arquebuse and those were heavy
onyx moon
i thought u could only fire the gun if it was in your hands
lunar compass
but still
onyx moon
and it was
lunar compass
i thought u could only fire the gun if it was in your hands
onyx moon
WHAT
lunar compass
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExb2MxanU4Y3ZzdnNmZzIydTZjbWpvan...
how do people even create those
onyx moon
this is so fun
restive barn
how do people even create those
a mix of ai and editing
lunar compass
this is so fun
why tf are you holding it like that
lunar compass
a mix of ai and editing
and a bit of cocaine
restive barn
why tf are you holding it like that
you have to find your own grip
restive barn
hard to aim like this but you can do it
lunar compass
you have to find your own grip
oh it doesnt work like the crossbow ?
restive barn
oh it doesnt work like the crossbow ?
yep
restive barn
what IS the elephant in the room
onyx moon
what IS the elephant in the room
the cannon IN THE BACK
rare hearth
also the cannon
onyx moon
6 man match
rare hearth
6 man match
bro was supposed to test the weapon he made willies fight instead
restive barn
how did i get a scar like that
blood from your enemy willies landed on ur face
restive barn
im gonna make the 30 man royal rumble
yo use the frucking gun
lucid stream
hahahahahaha
sharp thunder
this willy summoning mod is 🔥
lucid stream
как так же сделать?
quasi oxide
guys how do you get more items in free mode
sharp thunder
как так же сделать?
Скачайте мод Arquebus с nexusmods
lucid stream
Скачайте мод Arquebus с nexusmods
thx
restive barn
this willy summoning mod is 🔥
"willie summoning mod"
sharp thunder
onyx moon
7th guy got disqualified
oh my god all i hear is "mercy do me no harm but aiii"
theyre all speaking over eachother
technical problem
dry trellis
Any news on the update
onyx moon
ok the 30 man royal rumble killed my pc a bi t
so lets reduce it to 10 man
and this time they will have to walk to the fight
restive barn
so lets reduce it to 10 man
you seem to really like the willie spawner. should i make a boxing ring with a willie spawner
onyx moon
YES please
restive barn
YES please
maybe soon
onyx moon
first person out cold
i gotta keep distance or they get dqed for attacking the ringside staff
turbid niche
I don't know why but after the most recent hotfix i started to crash quite often. which never happened in the demo/previous hotfixes
Is this just an issue im having or is everyone also experiencing the same issue?
onyx moon
6 man royal rumble
warm void
who said demo willie aint got hands
Yeah, a d demo Willie got alopecia.
onyx moon
were down to the last 3!!
warm void
Henry 1 - 0 Willie
steady spruce
I want to try more pollaxe designs, but I'm unsure what designs are actually good. some good arming swords for sword and board would be good too, all the swords I've made are super floppy, or so fast they I keep blunt smacking them with the blades.
onyx moon
other guy got his bells knocked
whos gonna win guys
guy on the left or guy on the right
gleaming sierra
where is the rondel dagger found?
slow harness
fix the fucking bugs NOW
Naw
onyx moon
he sprayin
copper remnant
89 souls seek revenge
copper remnant
he sprayin
how do u turn this mode on
slow harness
89 souls seek revenge
Just pay them off at night
copper remnant
Just pay them off at night
im in abyss
im dead
i won the fight and i got flinged randomly
slow harness
For next time silly
onyx moon
how do u turn this mode on
its a mod
lost rover
Holy shit he ripped out my esophagus
Not quite literally but somehow he punched my neck so hard i blacked out
slow harness
if i can beat 89
Good luck o7
wheat leaf
peak kite
will multiplayer be added?
wheat leaf
Dude I’ll drag the whole discombobulated gaggle of idiots that attacked me in riot to the nearest beehive and knock that shit down by throwing their weapons at it until I hit it
onyx moon
there is mp
remote crypt
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464384544709808138/1477337449452536000/a...
bee textures ^
peak kite
there is mp
is there?
wheat leaf
Split screen
sand kestrel
half sword fans when i cave their wifes head in with a mace but they lowkey catch the half sword reference
lunar compass
dude i wish the game optimùisation was actually normal
why does it refuse to be normal
onyx moon
im gonna try to go against 15 willies
lunar compass
when i left my home 2 weeks ago the game ran perfectly on high/highest settings
onyx moon
2nd guy is getting choked as we speak
lunar compass
when i left my home 2 weeks ago the game ran perfectly on high/highest settings
suddenly medium is too much
warped apex
just found the meta way of getting out of the box
wheat leaf
suddenly medium is too much
It’s called blood or something
onyx moon
meta for choking
wheat leaf
Why are you fighting on a piece of printer paper
remote crypt
He wants to print
wheat leaf
gm_flat_grass without the grass
remote crypt
Flatgrass at least had a fuckass platform to shit around on.
sharp thunder
suddenly medium is too much
yeah i agree, dont know if its all in my head but i stg i could get away with medium high settings on 2x frame gen before now im running low settings on 3x-4x frame gen to get above 150
remote crypt
and a flattywood sign
copper remnant
Good luck o7
bro i did it
took me 15 minutes straight
with some metal in the background
shit was cinema
wheat leaf
He wants to print
Turning blood into art, the world is his canvas
Goes kinda hard
remote crypt
Turning blood into art, the world is his canvas
Goes kinda hard
draws a dick in blood spatter
Certified dexter moment
wheat leaf
Ahaha decter
slow harness
bro i did it
Holy shit!! Good job!!! That must have been tense haha
remote crypt
Ahaha decter
copper remnant
Holy shit!! Good job!!! That must have been tense haha
felt like medieval john wick
wheat leaf
me vs 15 willies
My mom already done it idiot
peak kite
is there only split screen muliplayer?
remote crypt
Only splitscreen yes.
onyx moon
My mom already done it idiot
what
slow harness
felt like medieval john wick
Haha hell yeah!
copper remnant
i had like rammstein sonne in the background
onyx moon
WHAT
copper remnant
😂
wheat leaf
What
remote crypt
They do not plan to do actual multiplayer for a while if at all.
slow harness
Rammstein goes hard ngl
remote crypt
No reason to do actual multiplayer when modders can introduce it. Devs need to focus on game quality, not multiplayer.
copper remnant
fr
wheat leaf
Black betteh
onyx moon
i gotta knock the willie out for the next one to come
copper remnant
No reason to do actual multiplayer when modders can introduce it. Devs need to f...
modders will be clunky
slow harness
Now pay off your Willie's so this doesn't happen again! Lol
copper remnant
kinda enjoyed it lmao
lunar compass
i got my head split into hjalf 💔
remote crypt
modders will be clunky
That's acceptable to me. Waited two years for what we have. From this.
copper remnant
how do u have a crosshair and sih
lunar compass
lower levels fight do NOT fuck around 💔
wheat leaf
I wish the higher tiers were as difficult as the low tiers
lunar compass
BRO HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING THAT
copper remnant
is peasant magic
lunar compass
I wish the higher tiers were as difficult as the low tiers
the low tiers being hard is because ur made out of paper
lunar compass
and u cant even swing properly
remote crypt
how do u have a crosshair and sih
That's two year old gameplay.
wheat leaf
the low tiers being hard is because ur made out of paper
That and the lack armour
Can’t shrug off those minor body hits that shouldn’t be fatal but 100% are
lunar compass
HE JUST SPLIT MY HEAD INTO TWO
WITH A TICKLE
and HOW IS HE SWINGING THAT AXE SO FAST
remote crypt
Actual comparison. One sec. First clip I ever took, circa 2 years ago. Newest clip I have.
lunar compass
That and the lack armour
also the fact npcs dont seem to have any of our limitations
wheat leaf
Yes and no, they do but they just don’t play into those limitations lol
lunar compass
like why can a peasant swing that axe like he's escanor
lunar compass
Yes and no, they do but they just don’t play into those limitations lol
a peasant is swinging that axe like he's on roid bro
wheat leaf
You ever seen what peasants do all day? They use their arms for shit ofc he can swing an axe
lunar compass
You ever seen what peasants do all day? They use their arms for shit ofc he can ...
yeah but were playing as knights
lunar compass
it doesnt make sense also how they can swing it at mach FUCK while were weaklings then
copper remnant
HOW DO I USE LEG ARMOR
copper remnant
i thought that was some porn
wheat leaf
how do i use leg armor
Wear arming doublet
Remove the knee protectors as they block cuisses and greaves
copper remnant
someone tlel me how to use leg armor
copper remnant
Wear arming doublet
Remove the knee protectors as they block cuisses and greaves
Ok
wheat leaf
Idk if you have knee protectors but it’s worth noting
thorny whale
Hello everyone I made a tierlist on tiermaker for every craftable polearm in the EA
https://tiermaker.com/create/half-sword-polearms-19209162
lunar compass
atp im just fucking swinging air at them
wheat leaf
Hello everyone I made a tierlist on tiermaker for every craftable polearm in the...
It’s like.. almost backwards imo lol
spiral crow
Hello everyone I made a tierlist on tiermaker for every craftable polearm in the...
Why
thorny whale
my ratings are based on just the polearm head, no changes were made
lunar compass
my character is just a tickle monster bro 😭
thorny whale
just base polearm with different heads
spiral crow
my ratings are based on just the polearm head, no changes were made
I think you should have took into consideration when you get access to those polearm heads
lunar compass
i broke his fucking KNEE
AND HE STILL STOOD UP
A FUCKING RAKE PENETRATED HIS KNEE AND YET HE STANDS UP
onyx moon
another one in the camel clutch
spiral crow
My fav is probably the Billhook with the Fleur-de-Lis on the back
wheat leaf
My fav is probably the Billhook with the Fleur-de-Lis on the back
it hasnt given me much good performance but visually i love it
pearl ferry
made the first weapon i actually insured
lunar compass
HOW DO THEY HAVE HEAD TRAZCKIN?G MISSILES IN THOSE FUCKING WEAPONS
onyx moon
idk what they clal this
lunar compass
i finbally got this bitch
keen haven
HOW DO THEY HAVE HEAD TRAZCKIN?G MISSILES IN THOSE FUCKING WEAPONS
Try center crosshair option in settings (for some reason it turns off each match)
lunar compass
also why are my arms jelly
like actually ts not even fun anymore
i cant even pick up a weapon without my arms spinning
warm void
idk what they clal this
Woah, censor this. 🥺
keen haven
i cant even pick up a weapon without my arms spinning
You either weak (in stats) or injured
keen haven
You can build muscle by simply draining your stamina
lunar compass
but still
onyx moon
"dude what was that??"
warped apex
How to deal with a two vs one
keen haven
why are the arm jelly still
If your character healthy but arms barely holds some heavy weapons, most likely it's weak arms
warped apex
I've been having fun with the pavise shield
lunar compass
I've been having fun with the pavise shield
have u tried triple pavise yet
wheat leaf
whats yalls favourite messer builds? visually or performance-wise
warped apex
If your character healthy but arms barely holds some heavy weapons, most likely ...
ah yes I can't swing a 2lb sword unless I'm super shredded
can't wait for the combat rework lol
lunar compass
If your character healthy but arms barely holds some heavy weapons, most likely ...
im using a knife
an actual pocket knife
keen haven
ah yes I can't swing a 2lb sword unless I'm super shredded
wow, that strange, try maybe creating new character? Your loot should be saved if they are in the chest
drifting lance
is there currently a way to restart proggresion mode?
keen haven
is there currently a way to restart proggresion mode?
If you died on some rank, you can come back to it (maybe)
as a new character
lunar compass
is there currently a way to restart proggresion mode?
yeah u can retire
at the sleeping guy
create a new character
and boom
choose lowest rank
im doing a picked up only run
drifting lance
okay thank you
lunar compass
alright fuck those peasants
keen haven
btw, I think in this game you can break enemy's spine
keen haven
wheat leaf
is there currently a way to restart proggresion mode?
Full restart instructions in pinned messages
keen haven
ops, no sound
sharp thunder
wheat leaf
steady spruce
anyone got a good arming sword or messer design for buckler and sword duelling?
keen haven
anyone got a good arming sword or messer design for buckler and sword duelling?
Keep the weight closer to the Guard
steady spruce
trying to craft one, but none of the slider mixes I've done feel decent
keen haven
Like here, a long sword and it so easy to get between the gaps
keen haven
trying to craft one, but none of the slider mixes I've done feel decent
Uh, does the video plays on your side?
steady spruce
it does, that longsword is really cool. I struggle to hit gaps like that, even with my balanced one
keen haven
it does, that longsword is really cool. I struggle to hit gaps like that, even w...
Add really huge weight, so the blade may continue the swing even after hitting something blunt (Like Villie's skull, and i'm serious about that, got even video of commoner boss TANKING head slice)
wheat leaf
anyone got a good arming sword or messer design for buckler and sword duelling?
I gotchu
steady spruce
ah, maybe I am making my swords too light then
keen haven
ah, maybe I am making my swords too light then
here, that the example of a skull i've made #game-footage-🎮🎥 message
keen haven
I'm mostly using one sided long sword, it adds weight for the swing trajectory
wheat leaf
that weight seems best if your at max muscle, can try anything from 1500-1900 grams, balance point for arming swords should be probably no further up the blade than the selector arrows for the guard, thats a solid reference point usually
I like mine a bit more top heavy to allow more flourishy techniques I guess, like moulinets
keen haven
that weight seems best if your at max muscle, can try anything from 1500-1900 gr...
mine alternative sword i'm using to cut knights and most of the enemies has 2 kg weight
btw, check that roundhouse kick that spins of heads i've made
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1446152780333977692/Half_Sword_Demo_-_2025-11-28_17-36-29.mp4?ex=69a4533b&is=69a301bb&hm=ceb0ae34a4de4fe102879c097361f889237a577ac75d03a290e9774fd6732e01&
(if it shows)
wheat leaf
Interesting, I could see 2kg being possible for sure I’ve just never had much luck at that weight lol