halfsword-chat-⚔

[brave willow]

Crossbow needs mega fix

[onyx moon]

well idk tbh

i havent seen it

[brave willow]

Shit bounces off skin

[onyx moon]

only the greatsword and the dagger

tryna put him to sleep even after 5 warstaff headshots

[crimson compass]

You have to knock alll of his other weapons away before he uses it lol

[onyx moon]

big boy

[brave willow]

Bolts need to have different physics. They move too fast for it to register a hit

[onyx moon]

that nailed him

[brave willow]

especially using arrow time

[onyx moon]

bro i just got the

baron set again

can they specify

[brave willow]

also, they def can make arrow time not change the physics

[slow iris]

remember to torture warstaff users

[crimson compass]

It's all of it. You have it all

[brave willow]

I hate that arrow time affects the physics

[onyx moon]

no barons beak though

[brave willow]

You gotta take it out with you

[onyx moon]

you can get that right

[crimson compass]

I kill every willie with a warstaff

[onyx moon]

idk

[brave willow]

yeah carry it out the fight

[onyx moon]

i saw someone get it in like

the first days of ea

they prob changed it

[crimson compass]

No they just carried it out lol

[slow iris]

death is infinite, agony is temporary

[crimson compass]

99% sure

[tall dagger]

barons weapons are 1000p to insure 💔 💔 💔

[slow iris]

give it all you can

[onyx moon]

oh right

[slow iris]

it's so fucking buggy

shit will clip into the ground

[crimson compass]

They suck anyways tbh

[brave willow]

I have a 9500 pollaxe that cost 4500 to insure lol

[slow iris]

it's a great weapon though

[slow iris]

I have this max value sword too

op

[onyx moon]

when i nail a willie with the most devastating warstaff headshot just for him to get up

[slow iris]

I love it

[brave willow]

Yeah I got it, but I love me pollaxes

[onyx moon]

he got up from this btw

[brave willow]

I like removing helmets

[tall dagger]

baron weapons are fun when playing beef willieington. and the barons beak is OP in half grip. definetly will never be my go-to though...

[brave willow]

Max weight pollaxe half grip is the best weapon

hold alt and swing

[crimson compass]

This spinning around everywhere is part of my problem with the handling lol

[brave willow]

youll clear anything

[tall dagger]

if you find the other warstaff, grab it. its fucking INSANE

[onyx moon]

bro thats yo teammate

💔

[tall dagger]

gotta work with it!

[tall dagger]

or make a lighter poleaxe. the heavy ones suck

[crimson compass]

Yeah I get it but it's frustrating that it takes literally more stamina than swinging the weapon in the first place

[onyx moon]

brother

why is he

turning heel

why is he betraying his teammate

WAIT WHAT

[crimson compass]

2.2kg poleaxe

[onyx moon]

HE HELPED HIM UP

WHEN IS THAT A FEATURE

[tall dagger]

yeah thats the problem.

[onyx moon]

bro gave a helping hand

[tall dagger]

1.6kg is solid

[crimson compass]

I can't get it any lighter than that

Literally that is with minimum head size, minimum weight on almsot everythign but the pommel for the balance

[tall dagger]

shorten the handle to barely above the lowest grip. and dont use gold

[crimson compass]

It's not max length either

[slow iris]

at that point shit should just snap

[crimson compass]

No gold just gilded. Also no I won't shorten my poleaxe to be shorter than a sword lol then what is the point?

[tall dagger]

want a template?

[languid nest]

how

i can make a 1.4 max length

[crimson compass]

I'm keeping it at 70%ish length so it actually has some reach

IDK honestly it's pretty basic axe on one end pick on the backside with the spear point

[brave willow]

Oh btw. You can throw beehives. Gotta do it quick though. I can try to clip it if I do it again. It's really likely to kill you instead of the enemy crowd

good for riots and buhurts

[crimson compass]

You need bees for riots or buhurts? Skill issue.

Solo that shit

[tall dagger]

solid reach. hits hella hard. devestating counters with the spikes

[devout lion]

does putting mass do anything for a particular component of the weapon (i.e. more blunt damage) or does it just make it heavier

[onyx moon]

mangickle

[brave willow]

heavier and hit harder

just like real life more mass means you can deliver more energy with less speed

[crimson compass]

I'll save it for if I ever come back to the EA, for now I have just been playing the demo till they fix some of this stuff

[brave willow]

you need a character strong enough though

[devout lion]

true

[tall dagger]

aight

[past hare]

I know that there's a muscle build up mechanic but is there a way to make him physically bigger what my willie current is?

[brave willow]

My max weight pollaxe moves slow but it makes it super accurate and the hits always kill instantly

Look at my clips in game footage. The thing does work.

[past hare]

He's jacked but not as big as a champion

[dire moon]

Why not spike both sides

[languid nest]

I like heavy heads on small handles it’s like a maul

[brave willow]

Great for close in. even half gripping my pollaxe maces get me sometimes

[crimson compass]

hammer is pretty good on the back for backswings. The spike on the back of mine really doesnt ever do much, sometimes it is good to catch a leg and trip them but it's pretty useless most of the time on the back

[shut gale]

tbh i never got too much use out of the crossbow 💔

[dire moon]

My ex didn't

[crimson compass]

I just wish we could flip the head around and use either side

[brave willow]

Hammer or axe on back makes the back swing more lethal than a spike. From what I found.

[tall dagger]

FILTHY career ender

[soft osprey]

What was your growth rate again? Im at 95kg at 80 days, just playing, not actively trying to grow muscles

[crimson compass]

That was probably the #1 feature I wanted from EA. Apparently it is too ahrd to rotate the weapon though and 2 years of dev work and it's nowhere in sight

[devout lion]

kinda disappointed they didn't add further alt modes for certain weapons for EA

like I thought the rondel dagger was an alternative mode when the trailer dropped so I was hyped

[dire moon]

I found myself not using it often until I started to swing then halfsword grip and swing opposite letting halfsword go midway. I'll try the hammer now and see

[devout lion]

but it turned out to be forced

[crimson compass]

I recently hit 96 around 200ish days I think but idk I haven't played EA in a couple days. Gave up and went back to the demo and having more fun there tbh

[tall dagger]

thats crazy... im at day 270 and i seem to be stuck at 89 with moderate stamina burning

[soft osprey]

That just seems wrong lol

[dire moon]

I shall try this. Have u attempted to halfsword at the end of a swing to sort of recover and hit as u do?

[slow iris]

bro in riots and full armor you don't even really need a weapon you can just beat tf out of them

[soft osprey]

Unless you’re sleeping through the days a lot i guess

[brave willow]

Yeah. sometimes the pollaxe breaks from the left hand and that helps

[dire moon]

Wait til they have a polearm they seem to find me often

[tall dagger]

nah. only to craft weapons when theres no weapon guy

[crimson compass]

Go back in and out of the invenotry, it's not bugged?

You should AT LEAST be at 93 by then

[tall dagger]

i know about that,. the bugged number is 75 for me

[small mortar]

Spoilance is my favourite game mode in the demo it’s awesome

[onyx moon]

THIS LAGGED ME SO BAD

LOL

[crimson compass]

Huh that's really odd honestly I hit 93kg in 40 days I think so

With no specific training or even trying hard to burn stam

[shut gale]

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb lmfao

[dire moon]

Anyone good w disarming? I'm trying to get more baron weapons

[tall dagger]

although when i jumped from 87 to 89, the physics in my pole arms seem to be acting weird... i havent been able to clip farm these last couple days 😭

[crimson compass]

Just keep smacking him in the hands

[brave willow]

He only has a sword other than the beak from what I can tell

[dire moon]

R u max height

[crimson compass]

Yeah ofc

[dire moon]

Oh fuss. I thought there was more

[crimson compass]

He also has a mace

[tall dagger]

maybe thats it? i went about average height (i hate having to look down at my enemies to fight)

[dire moon]

Why? I'm fairly short but I did that out of irl immersions

[crimson compass]

and a rondel but the rondel isnt special its just the normal one

[brave willow]

Day 90 now. 95 kg

how are you guys so light?

[crimson compass]

more reach

[small mortar]

The Baron mace is awesome

Really powerful

[slow iris]

stature maybe

[brave willow]

Oh yeah mine is maxed

[slow iris]

me too

[crimson compass]

It's his only actually useable weapon without save file editing lol. The beak and sword both suck even at max weight

[brave willow]

I have been at 95 for a while, I assume thats the max

[dire moon]

Sometimes can be disadvantage

?

Or always better

[crimson compass]

Not really IMO

If you are shorter you get hit in the head more and have less reach

You might be harder to make fall over though

IDK

[dire moon]

Have u tried Tysoning them?

[dire moon]

I fall often tbh

[brave willow]

I really wish they would make the barons shoes gold too. Hate thats the only part of my set not gold lol

Armoring them makes them like the black armor set

[dire moon]

After a polearm. My best bet w them is a shield high and a mace to smother. Once I close the gap they become powerless

[fresh gyro]

idk i found the beak quite useful

[dire moon]

I have never seen this set in game yet

[tough hollow]

filthy slam

[dire moon]

I'm short and the beak is ok. Decent

[brave willow]

Its the darker colored steel plate

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cats-memes-i-love-gif-14945610996281344310

[fresh gyro]

great reach and it hits harder than you would expect it to

[brave willow]

I only ever got the vambraces and cuisses so idk

[tribal fulcrum]

poleaxe, you won't close the distance

[fresh gyro]

i've knocked off so many helmets with that thing

[dire moon]

Damn I must have not paid attention. This sounds neat

[dire moon]

Wym??

[crimson compass]

Its alright when half swording but IMO is too slow and heavy otherwise

[brave willow]

Yeah I might grind out a bit and try to find the full set

Looks like you cant buy the full set

Gotta find it. I guess barons shoes being black might have been on purpose

Well dark steel

[crimson compass]

The blackened set doesn't exist in game. Just certain parts of it. Same with blued

[brave willow]

I have yet to see the darker version of the armet if there is one

[dire moon]

Hold halfsword with the bottom to the enemy, at 1/4 swing release halfsword to regular grip and he sort of throws that fusser out at them with some force. Then halfsword again at the end of hit and swing opposite?

[slow iris]

it's because he keeps stepping on cocky players, the blood has stained them permanently

[brave willow]

lol

[tribal fulcrum]

pvp, i have a poleaxe, you have a mace and shield, you won't close the distance

[brave willow]

Till he does and bashes you with the shield

[dire moon]

Interesting indeed.

[crimson compass]

Actually shields are magical right now so I give him a decent chance

[brave willow]

I like pollaxe but the direct counter is mace and shield

lol

[crimson compass]

Shields function as 100% efficient force fields and stop all momentum instantly

[dire moon]

Yes well everyone has an opinion, I think for a shorter character vs a tall, if both have poleaxe the tall has advantage for reach

[idle yew]

what the

[dire moon]

U have to be like Tyson n Bob n weave (shield) til u r in smother range. Then s pokey macd seems to cause enough arm DMG the two hand weapons become less deadly.

Then I step back and enjoy things.

[brave willow]

native american playthrough?

[idle yew]

probably

[slow iris]

anyone 100kg?

[idle yew]

does this count as a tomahawk

[slow iris]

sure

well

it is 2 handed

[brave willow]

I think 95 is the max. I been stuck at it for a while

[slow iris]

hm

[idle yew]

i just gutted a dude

💔

[tall dagger]

100 is possible

[slow iris]

first of many :)

[idle yew]

i was going to make a new poleaxe but i kind of like this tomahawk

[tall dagger]

tomahawk? 👀

[slow iris]

gnarly

[idle yew]

I just sliced a guy so cleanly i didnt notice he was cut in half

[tall dagger]

send build 🙏

[brave willow]

Oh hey clips work in here

[tall dagger]

yeh

[brave willow]

Pollaxe goated

[idle yew]

89 kg

heh

[tall dagger]

and the tomahawk build?

[idle yew]

I want to imagine my axe is the tomahawk

Please let me have my fantasy

[tall dagger]

o

🙁

[dire moon]

Anyone good w a 2 handed mace

Anyone ever use it to just break knees

[brave willow]

I use the pollaxe for that a lot. Low sweeps

[idle yew]

The one thing i love about zombies is this

[dire moon]

My poleaxe doesn't seem to be as effective as the mace in this regard. Maybe different heads

[idle yew]

Cut his arm off and he charges at me with pure bloodthirsty rage

sweet dreams

[dire moon]

Try reasoning and having him speak to a counselor. This is cruel

[idle yew]

I sang a lullaby to him and he fell asleep

Does it count

[brave willow]

Lol on the earlier topic of flails. Yeah they fucking rock you. def best bang for buck weapon ever made lol

[dire moon]

Flails are a lot of fun. I used them til I was maybe veteran I think

Or man at arms?

[brave willow]

Yeah. That clip I was shocked the peasant rocked me like that with it.

And then typical half sword my arm bugged out lol

[idle yew]

Should i do the lord tourney with only my axe

[brave willow]

Prob not

send it tho

[idle yew]

i think i'm going to die

[halcyon silo]

Was just at the dentist, it was awkward AF. She had massive honkabadonkaroos, so when she was checking my mouth they were pressed right against my face

[brave willow]

Fresh shaved back

[shut gale]

you bring muscle with you to riots?

[tough hollow]

willie rocket

[brave willow]

Ddint know you can turn it off

[dire moon]

This is the way for a long time. And when u see an enemy w it try the halfsword grip and hold as high as possible

I have flail trauma

[dire moon]

Backup ax

[dire moon]

Yes
It's hilarious to watch.

[idle yew]

I'm going to do the tourney

[brave willow]

Love perfectly timed photos

[mellow nest]

Do we have power armor mods for halfsword?

[idle yew]

The first round is always easy

The baron is going to brutally touch me and all i have is a tomahawk

[brave willow]

Current build and weight

[soft osprey]

Tomahawk

[idle yew]

IT'S OVER

[brave willow]

maxed out now. Idk what else to do besides insure the sword lol

[vale scaffold]

Make solid gold weaponry

[brave willow]

Already did

[vale scaffold]

i love my solid gold pollaxe

mmm

[brave willow]

maxed out weapons lol

[slow iris]

make it to day 1000

very easy

[brave willow]

okay on 92 rn

[slow iris]

good luck

[brave willow]

lol

[idle yew]

Anybody know why my axe swings at 10 fps when my games running 70

[slow iris]

also maybe try using the crossbow

[slow iris]

item is bugged

idk what causes it or what fixes it

[brave willow]

Mmm yes pollaxe indeed

[idle yew]

Surprised i actually managed to draw some blood

[delicate yoke]

i think the darkness in abyss should be reduced, it's pretty annoying when you lose a run because you get sneak attacked faster than you can react

[slow iris]

sir this might be a you issue

or brightness

[delicate yoke]

nah i can record a video later

just walking sort of solves it but that's boring

[devout lion]

brightness isn't really the issue but the fact zombies can sneak up on you

one of them instakilled me with a spear in the back because they didn't make any noticeable sound

[delicate yoke]

to compensate the loot could spawn farther away

[devout lion]

would be nice if the fog in abyss was lowered a bit

[slow iris]

true

[idle yew]

now i see why people hire mercs

this is hell with just an axe

[delicate yoke]

how do you get the thing you wear over your armor?

have not seen that in the shop

[idle yew]

some npcs spawn with it

you loot them to get it

[fiery current]

mostly during tourneys

[delicate yoke]

how do you loot armor?

[slow iris]

would be better if axes had more armor penetration

[idle yew]

hold them with any hand then hold that hand button

[slow iris]

hold e or q whilst holding their stuff

[delicate yoke]

oh nice

[idle yew]

the armor piece you get depends on where you hold them

[delicate yoke]

could you do that on the demo?

[slow iris]

nah

[idle yew]

it feels like im using a really bad mace

[slow iris]

exactly

[idle yew]

my fps just spiked and suddenly im knocked to the floor almost passed out

nevermind i was bleeding out

[small mortar]

Only on the final challenge part of progression mode

I think

Actually no in that mode armour just kinda popped off of people after you killed them

[slow iris]

I think it's cool they actually killed and tortured the voice actor for the true raw authentic sound

[cloud cloud]

So I gotta know, can modders make the dead horse into a BEEG horse through file editing? Or is Big Willie only possible through the save edits?

[delicate yoke]

what about sidearms, I'm not able to grab those I don't think

[small mortar]

Like your own?

[delicate yoke]

no

[vague wasp]

we need to give the horse willie ai and watch as a horse corpse suddenly stands up on its back legs and beats the shit out of someone

[cloud cloud]

This person's thinkin!

[brave willow]

What an odd way for that champion to die

Died on his knees. Pathetic.

[delicate yoke]

dramatic ahh pose

[small mortar]

They said they’re adding animals and quests eventually so I’m imagining hunting quests where you get put in an arena like forest with an animal and have to find and kill it for money

[brave willow]

"I fought my hardest" He got one shotted by a pollaxe and his helmet flew off

[idle yew]

is this a good balance

[brave willow]

Closer to your hand

[delicate yoke]

strange we can't react to messages but we can send media

[brave willow]

Thats not bad tho

[small mortar]

How the fuck did my phone think I was trying to say fortnight when I typed forest

[fiery current]

did anyone notice that the drunk patron errand is so leinint on ur behavior that u can butcher the guy and still pass ?

[idle yew]

Ah right since its sharp

[idle yew]

Im guessing this is enough

[idle yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1367132845360807967/1475157675716247606/attachment.gif

[delicate yoke]

i was just about to send the same thing lmao

[delicate yoke]

same for the feather helmets I'm assuming

[small mortar]

Reacting is unlocked at like server level 1, level 2 is when you get image and video perms

[idle yew]

yup

[delicate yoke]

how do you get mods?

[slow iris]

fuck the barons beak

[small mortar]

Nexus probably

[slow iris]

shit disappeared

[idle yew]

don't even think of touching me😒

[tranquil lantern]

I delivered his hand and it passed

[eternal scaffold]

damn how i level up

i interact with the server a bunch

[fiery current]

i did with an square of his face

[heady cradle]

I finally bulked up wille

[tranquil lantern]

Interact more

[heady cradle]

By 2kg

[idle yew]

is he finally no longer glass

[heady cradle]

Still is

Just a glass bow

[idle yew]

nice

[heady cradle]

Problem

He is still only 29 kg

[blissful plover]

qh

[small mortar]

Talk more

[brave willow]

This guy... this guy should be the first person banned from a single player game.

[idle yew]

I HATE THIS

HOW DID HE MAKE ME BLEED OUT

WHEN HE HAD A BLUNT WEAPON

[slender hull]

eating babies dlc

[small mortar]

He hit you like, really hard

[idle yew]

I WAS POINT BLANK

😢

[brave willow]

Can't wait for larger scale battles

[small mortar]

50 dudes on one map with the sound of your device catching fire as background noise

[brave willow]

Lol. Yeah idk if my pc could handle more than 10 npcs at once

5 v 5 would be fun tho

[idle yew]

my game says it crashed but im still playing

i have to kill this guy in like 2 minutes now

[small mortar]

My laptop lags on the demo half the time I’m horrified of what the EA will do with all the new stuff

[gray vigil]

If the devs can figure out how to noy make it laggy af, then that would be awesome.

[small mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[tranquil lantern]

My computer will fry in a 5v5 with intelligent ai😭

[dark fern]

Given how detailed the physics are, there's a limit to how much you can optimize it

[devout lion]

I think EA has more optimized physics its just the graphics that are causing the game to run god awful

[gray vigil]

Yeah.

[tranquil lantern]

The graphics are so good, but remember that fatal errors are from the physics

[small mortar]

I refuse to run the demo graphics on anything lower than high, the weird lighting on medium and below vexes me

[gray vigil]

Well, just got to wait for the quantum computers update.

[tranquil lantern]

1st world problems🥺

Our problems dw

[small mortar]

I play on a gaming laptop bro my device is hotter than the surface of the sun playing Half Sword usually

[brave willow]

I might just be a psychopath

[slow iris]

zir

[brave willow]

Finish that armor set why you got steel gauntlets

[slow iris]

nah I like half gauntlets

makes reloading the crossbow easier

maybe

[brave willow]

lol

[slow iris]

wish the quiver stuck around and didn't die with the crossbow if you lose it

[brave willow]

Facts fr

[slow iris]

wtf

[brave willow]

Thats victim weight

[slow iris]

it's actually 94kg I think

yes

[brave willow]

Love me a good dagger finisher (he was def already dead)

[small mortar]

I’ll probably look back into getting EA the next time it’s on sale

[slow iris]

it's worth it

[small mortar]

I don’t doubt it but like I said before I usually don’t like spending $30 Canadian on a game regardless of what it is

[slow iris]

in retrospect really not that much

[tranquil lantern]

Especially if you play games for a while

[small mortar]

I’m POOR

[tranquil lantern]

Like 100+ hours

[slow iris]

if I had the money I'd buy you a copy

[brave willow]

Going up

[slow iris]

I lowk do and don't want them to fix this

[brave willow]

Naw I am tired of my Pollaxe disappearing into the ground

[slow iris]

me too

[brave willow]

thankfully insured

[idle yew]

I DON'T NEED NO MERCS

[slow iris]

now do it in first person

[idle yew]

with this armet...

[slow iris]

I did somehow

WITH BARON ARMET

[brave willow]

yowch

[slow iris]

solo

[idle yew]

uninstalling halfsword

[small mortar]

I forgot my steam account turned 10 years old 3 days ago

[small mortar]

Survivable

Just walk it off

[brave willow]

How long ago was 2007? 10 years right?

[small mortar]

👀

Oh hey you’re red now

[heady quartz]

whats up with freemode being so weak. is there any way to make the enemies actually wear armor instead of being half naked even at the highest level

[idle yew]

is level 3 supposed to be easy to get

i still have my green leaf

[small mortar]

Idk maybe

All it does is make your name red to my knowledge

[idle yew]

and make you be able to vc

but i don't vc anyway

[idle crane]

Just hard enough to prevent raids and just easy enough for people to get in a reasonable time

[brave willow]

Might have been one of the more brutal ways I have finished a fight

[small mortar]

I do NOT vc in big servers like this usually

[idle yew]

oh, very nice

[heady quartz]

what the fuck

[idle crane]

Nuclear bomb vs coughing baby

[heady quartz]

how lol

[small mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-avengers-puny-god-hulk-smash-gif-14162197

[idle yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1361568142639501522/1475008920031330448/VeII1S9.gif

[tranquil lantern]

Are there seperate variables for strength and mass?

Or are they linked

[brave willow]

yes

[slender hull]

willies are edible btw

yes they are seperate

[brave willow]

Someone will make the trainer menu for this again like the half sword enhancer from the demo. give it time

[true zealot]

hehe

[small mortar]

I wish you could change skin colour in the files too and be a small green goblin dude with a dagger stabbing people in the knees

[idle yew]

MY HEAD PEEKED OUT OF THE YARD FENCE FOR ONE MILLIMETER AND I LOST

[brave willow]

I believe you can edit the textures

[thorny whale]

I met Willie. She's Black

[slow iris]

holy shit

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[idle yew]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[merry ridge]

what is money called in the save editor

[dire moon]

That's what I have been wondering too. If u beat the man at arms tier u will have plenty

[merry ridge]

i am at lord tier

im just tryna mess with the save

[dire moon]

Money gets easy when the riots start. R u having trouble making $$

Oh ok

Yea o wanted to do the same for a new playthru

[merry ridge]

and i spent all my money on golden pollaxes

[dire moon]

Yea that happens quick

[warped apex]

I need to master the jump

[brave willow]

Golden pollaxes are the best tho. Just pierced an armet with it in this clip.

[heady quartz]

we are playing entirely different games

[brave willow]

You can jump now?

[true zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/roshan-assassins-creed-mirage-assassin-gif-26693586

ahh movement

[slow iris]

hold space

[brave willow]

BRO THATS HOW YOU GET INTO THE FOREST CART!

For so long I struggled reaching over

[heady quartz]

if for some horrible reason youre on controller just hold the give up button and when you release you jump aswell

[slow iris]

nah there's no fucking way I can't either

[idle yew]

look at how dented his armor is

[slow iris]

gotta get so lucky

[merry ridge]

oh apparently if you have zero money it doesnt even show the money option

[warped apex]

with dlss 4.5 I can run the game over 100fps without framegen

Also shovel trickshot

[brave willow]

Mmm me likes jump

[idle yew]

i think i cut his jugular?

[slender hull]

in my quest to create the most horrific half sword clips

[near grotto]

I can actually run the game at 278 billion FPS but I won't show any proof because I'm a plant sent here by the dev team to gaslight the public

[tough hollow]

dawg fightin a lababu

[slow iris]

you have 9 hours to live

[merry ridge]

how do you bite

[slender hull]

half sword enhancer

[merry ridge]

oh

[warped apex]

using the pommel still works well

[warped apex]

beautiful

I was expecting to see you bain him lol

bane*

https://klipy.com/gifs/bane-dark-knight-rises-1

[tough hollow]

ye

[brave willow]

Talk about getting your bell run and making a comeback

[naive cedar]

SO MUCH AURA

KILLED HIM WITH HIS OWN WEAPON

[warped apex]

Holy shit I hit a good clip

[tough hollow]

how do you make all your clips look like vr

besides first person mode

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/huh-cat

what do you mean @tough hollow

[merry ridge]

ok my money is a bit better than zero now

[tough hollow]

they dont look like theyre keyboard and mouse games

[warped apex]

@tough hollow

[tough hollow]

it looks like your playing on a vr headset

like a blade and sorcery clip

more than halfsword

[brave willow]

Guys look I am playing in vr

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/viking-man-leaps-ice-water-gif-12813214525354223849

[warped apex]

@tough hollow it's because

Cherry Picking

also a edit I'm very much not done with

some clips are terrible

[merry ridge]

ts genuinely made me laugh

[slow iris]

chat is this true?

[fiery current]

yo i beat the baron but i cant take his armor off, any help?

[slow iris]

you can't take his armor off

[warped apex]

beat him 5 more times for it

[brave willow]

You only get one piece per

[slow iris]

you have to win like 8 times for each piece

[tough hollow]

you get on piece of his armor everytime you beat him

[fiery current]

oh dam

[tough hollow]

it gets automatically put in ur inventoruy

[fiery current]

oh k

[merry ridge]

chat

do i become a dark souls boss

[pearl dagger]

hello people

i've been thinking of buying halfsword but i currently have an AMD Radeon RX 580

[slow iris]

2 million calories

[pearl dagger]

anyone can tell me if you can actually play with that or if its too trash

im fine with around 40-45 fps

[idle yew]

i can play half sword on 30-60 fps with a 3050

[pearl dagger]

hm

[warped apex]

I barely get 80 on a 4080 super lol

[brave willow]

I get like 100 on my 5090 but with frame gen its 320

[slow iris]

around here too witha laptop 4060

[warped apex]

Ayo patty

use nvidia app and make the game use dlss 4,5

[idle yew]

i gotta steal his blue eyes

[warped apex]

with It I get over 120 frames normally

[brave willow]

oh yeah smart

[warped apex]

and without framegen

[small mortar]

Little off the top

[pearl dagger]

sooo is it possible to get 35 fps with a radeon rx 580?

[warped apex]

it'd be like 10

[slow iris]

you should be good

don't listen to em

[idle yew]

https://tenor.com/view/kenjaku-brain-geto-suguru-jjk-gif-13395973890702504491

[pearl dagger]

aight

[slow iris]

and if it's not then you can get a refund in like

an hour

[pearl dagger]

o thats good

[warped apex]

I hope you enjoy it

[pearl dagger]

well thanks for the tips everyone

[naive cedar]

how much does a pfenning cost in real world money

[warped apex]

depends on how rare it'd be

30 of them for a breastplate? so like 300-600$ I think maybe

[naive cedar]

the baron's beak costs 1000 pfennings

[small mortar]

Half Sword kinda reminds me a little bit of Clone Drone in the Danger Zone idk why exactly

[naive cedar]

trying to figure out what thats worth in real money

[idle yew]

over 5 dollars

[naive cedar]

id say its kinda the same playstyle just with less robots and jetpacks

[small mortar]

Also it leans more into the physics with how you have to manually swing weapons instead of just clicking

[brave willow]

Okay slipping in shift for a whole minute is annoying. They def need to remove the shit slick

[tranquil lantern]

2 pfennig is one chicken

[brave grail]

ive found a better candelabra

[slow iris]

how many pfennings for a cat

[brave grail]

the stands at the hall

[vague wasp]

you should try the vr one if you have a headset

[tranquil lantern]

A days wage of a skilled laborer was 12 pfennig

[steady spruce]

a properly heavy pollaxe feels so good. especially with a hammer head, I'm sending helmets flying off heads

[brave grail]

you can grab them and swing them

swing them into an enemy once and they give up

they're also quite light

[small mortar]

They should make a map with a pit filled with trampolines to bounce ragdolls around in truuust bro truuust

[warped apex]

Holy Luck, Single most armed peasant now

[slow iris]

they should add gm_construct

[tranquil lantern]

1 pfennig was about $8 (2017 dollar)

[warped apex]

got two armor pieces and a good weapon

[small mortar]

True?

[fiery current]

none probably

[brave willow]

Get riposted dork

[small mortar]

Imagine a map with a lake you could drown npcs in

[warped apex]

better yet a water trough

[nova delta]

odd question but does anyone know where the saves are stored in the raw files of the game

[tranquil lantern]

You also have to remember that a lot of willies are broke farming serfs, meaning money was worth a lot to them

[idle yew]

I want to fight on a castle wall

[warped apex]

%localappdata%\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames

[slow iris]

is that the max weight gold sword?

[warped apex]

there ya go

[nova delta]

thanks

[brave willow]

yes

[slow iris]

I love it

[brave willow]

great for riots

[slow iris]

I want a giant bridge and endless waves of enemies

[warped apex]

hold windows press R

[slow iris]

wanna crecreate the battle for stamford bridge

(wrong time period tho)

[warped apex]

then put that in there

[nova delta]

oh i just have a appdata folder pinned

[idle yew]

which one of these is my muscle mass

[fierce plover]

that one

[slow iris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD3b1s-s9bk

take notes

[warped apex]

got a cool little execution

[small mortar]

Sometimes in the demo during fistfights my opponent will grab my face and my character will immediately just lose consciousness like he’s a light and someone flipped his light switch

[warped apex]

grabbing can inflict damage

it's like a punch then a grab

[brave willow]

Max weight pollaxe still the best

[small mortar]

Wtf they feeding these Willies bro, hitting me with the weakest punches ever then randomly pulling a Mike Tyson level punch directly to my face

[warped apex]

got a decent little knife stab

[brave willow]

Good counter

Bet that axe wouldve hurt if you didnt step back lol

[quasi flicker]

guys i have a question

[brisk gazelle]

for what it's worth, i admire the spirit of these homeless people. he truly thinks he can take me down with just a hammer

[quasi flicker]

idk if u guys know, but for the errand where the bar owner tells you to visit his drunken friend, what do you have to do?

[brisk gazelle]

grab him and drag him to the end of the street

[small mortar]

Just bring like a part of him down the street

[quasi flicker]

oh ok thanks

[small mortar]

He doesn’t necessarily need to be alive when he gets there

[slow iris]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196968

[small mortar]

I think

[slow iris]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA LOOK I WAS AFK AND HE KILLED HIMSELF ON MY ARROW AS I SAT THERE

LOL

[slow iris]

bad day for him

[idle yew]

im like a parent dragging their kid away from the toy store

[merry ridge]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m44xXzV7ygQ6JY5OV?invite=cr-MSxPRlosMzY0NDU2Mjg3&v=6

i love how the most low effort clip of mine is the most liked one

[slow iris]

youtube algorithm in a nutshell

aim's getting better

[pearl ferry]

quelling peasants

[small mortar]

Kinda reminds me of how god awful it is to wear the helmet that sometimes spawn in spoilance matchs

[slow iris]

armet!!1

it is an armet

baron's

much better than the other armets

[small mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[dark fern]

Riots are so fun

[merry ridge]

im currently trying to edit my weapon as big as possible without getting flinged

[brisk gazelle]

they are, i just wish Lord tier had more gamemodes. i dont even get riots all the time so i have to play veteran or soldier tier which makes progression so much slower

[dark fern]

I'm kinda confused by the selection of matches sometimes

I still get like, beggar cellar champions in Veteran

Or random low tier brawls

[dire moon]

Yes. They challenge u to prove their salt

[small mortar]

The beggar champion is the shirtless guy with the pot on his head and the axe right?

[dire moon]

Don't sleep on the ones with pole weapons

[dire moon]

I feel like they change?

Maybe I don't pay attention

[dark fern]

Now they're generated but yeah it's variations on that demo guy

[small mortar]

That guy feels like a herculean task to beat in the demo sometimes if you get unlucky

[dark fern]

You can also get mercs from a higher tier than you are currently

[dark fern]

I never got past the commoner boss in the demo 💀

That fucking long ass sword

[merry ridge]

its huge

[small mortar]

I only play the demo so I eventually beat him

[dark fern]

This time I actually had some armor going into the commoner tourney, plus the tourneys no longer have actual bosses so it's ez

[dire moon]

Where r u now.

[dark fern]

That's like the only thing I think is a straight downgrade in the EA, missing these recognizable unique bosses

[dark fern]

Veteran

Pretty close to full armor, just need taller boots

Still swinging my spiked flail at dudes' knees

[dire moon]

The bosses were cool indeed. Would be interesting to see a forest callar and slum version of the peasant boss

[dire moon]

Send a pic lol

[dark fern]

Legs are easier to hit than heads

[dark fern]

Not at the PC rn unfortunately

[small mortar]

The Baron’s mace in the demo is my favourite weapon

[dire moon]

No worry

[small mortar]

It does not care if you’re wearing a helmet or not it’s still gonna turn your brain to mush

[dire moon]

I miss the flail tbh. It's a bunch of fun

[dire moon]

Yea a good mace does it for sure

[fading niche]

how can i decrease lag in tourneys? Around 5/6 and 6/7 they become very laggy

[onyx moon]

how did that not get flagged

[fading niche]

luck

message was so important the filter let it through

[onyx moon]

if i say 6/7 itll flag it

[small mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/let’s-take-a-look-look-looking-big-cat-gif-3031494300177389811

[onyx moon]

oh what

oh no

oh god

theres a..

[fading niche]

uh oh

[onyx moon]

BYPASS

[small mortar]

6 and what?

[merry ridge]

67

[small mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[dire moon]

It's all the loot on the floor prob

[fading niche]

How

[soft osprey]

Oh no

[merry ridge]

6 7

[soft osprey]

People realized

[fading niche]

probably yea

[merry ridge]

six seven

[fading niche]

but is there any way to disable it?

[fierce wedge]

67

[onyx moon]

oh nvm it works

[soft osprey]

We took 67 off automod a few days ago

[small mortar]

Shut it all down it’s over, lock the server and ban everyone

[soft osprey]

Nobody noticed until now 😔

[dire moon]

Don't pull pieces of armor u aren't gonna use

[remote crypt]

why you lurking in offline mode.

[fierce wedge]

seib seiben

[merry ridge]

bypassed words go to #🧠rot

[fading niche]

I'm not, it's only weapons

[soft osprey]

I always am. But I’m boarding a flight now so im actually leaving

[onyx moon]

my winery is proven, no need for more proof

[dire moon]

Interesting
I'm not certain I'm sorry

[remote crypt]

[fading niche]

I'm sorry Moai I didn't mean to cause a chain reaction

[quaint ingot]

that’s gonna leave a mark

[fading niche]

Fair, hopefully they add an option

[merry ridge]

big black axe

[fading niche]

BBA

[small mortar]

My discord is dying again

Either those images I sent are lost to the void or they’re gonna get all sent simultaneously and I’ll be murdered for spam

[fading niche]

both

[small mortar]

Probably

[quaint ingot]

I love using the bills and getting through mail

[merry ridge]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mbxyNtAq527ek4iMb?invite=cr-MSxaaWssMzY0NDU2Mjg3&v=10

[merry ridge]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

HIS ARMS ARE JUST AT THE RIGHT HEIGHTHGHTHG

caps

i dont think hes dead

[pearl ferry]

owwwwwwww

[quaint ingot]

glad I backed up my save since it just corrupted on me when I crashed

[lusty turret]

we need an online mode pvp

[quaint ingot]

only problem is I lost a bit of progress

[merry ridge]

how the hell is he still alive

[quaint ingot]

who knows

[next vapor]

willies are very resilient

[quaint ingot]

not too happy about my data getting corrupted but don’t have to restart since had a back up

[winter kestrel]

yall also ever just slice off a someones face on accident and then watch him keep fighting like nothing happend?

[quaint ingot]

gotta love the shit out of Monty Python

[eternal scaffold]

BBA

[merry ridge]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mby4OaU2C5cgFvInC?invite=cr-MSxibXgsMzY0NDU2Mjg3&v=28 wwhs

[restive garnet]

Better teeth than most ppl these days

[ashen sluice]

British

[delicate yoke]

where does abyss progression stop

[wispy orchid]

i have an idea on how to name the new willies. lets call them Wilhelm

[ashen sluice]

Idk what happens when you beat abyss baron

[delicate yoke]

they got rid of that i think

[thick peak]

fake

AI probably

[ashen sluice]

Awe

[delicate yoke]

im at 2675 rn

so idk

[thick peak]

do more

[warped apex]

@thick peak ai indeed

[thick peak]

yes AI

look at his feet

there's a no knight who walks barefoot

[delicate yoke]

been fighting the same damn zombies for a an hour

[thick peak]

smh misinformation spreader!

[thick peak]

too small!

make it 8.

be better

[thick peak]

be better than better

be better than best

be bester than better than best

[bleak frost]

you musta killed a lot of people

[shy maple]

rondel proficency

[thick peak]

nah, its arcade abyss

[bleak frost]

ohh lol

[thick peak]

progression one has 250 limit

like, only 250 zombies

[astral oar]

We really really need collisions back for weapons

[bleak frost]

I think the highest I had was 80? Took a bit to finish it

[merry ridge]

A BIT?

[bleak frost]

my weapons still collide with heads, wdym?

[astral oar]

Self collision

[thick peak]

80 zombies when you have baron beak is like 30 mins of slaying

[astral oar]

Game looks cooked and dumb with my weapon phasing through myself

[thick peak]

thats tech

ghost raven tech

[astral oar]

Nah like they did this in the demo and then quickly removed it because they realized how dumb it was

They be smoking the dumb dumb fruit

[merry ridge]

willies dont like when i make my hands vibrate

[thick peak]

raiden*

[bleak frost]

someone does though

[merry ridge]

also they fixed the fp freecam glitch

[astral oar]

fp?

[quaint ingot]

just died and now have to kill 218 souls

[astral oar]

They did not.

[frozen wyvern]

Has anybody else been experiencing a phantom force that throws your Willie against walls in the arena?

[astral oar]

You cant go freecam. You are in orbit camera

https://tenor.com/view/idiocracy-idiocracy-movie-movie-idiocracy-luke-wilson-gif-5372983730459315256

[merry ridge]

you can now

for me at least

[astral oar]

Hop in vc

[bleak frost]

good luck
I hope they all weren't too armored

[quaint ingot]

just had a soul break his fucking leg by falling

[quaint ingot]

probably will be or at least missing a helmet

quit trying to suck on my toes

[gray vigil]

I JUST ATE AN OREO THAT EXPIRED THREE YEARS AGO WHAT DO I DO

HELP

[wary nebula]

to the abyss you go

[bleak frost]

why'd you do that

[gray vigil]

I didn't know it had expired

[bleak frost]

why do you even have 3 year old expired oreos

[gray vigil]

and then I read the packaging

I don't know

I went OOH oreo

And ate it

[bleak frost]

was it good

[gray vigil]

It tasted wierd

And I was like, maybe they've changed the formula

Nope

They were three years expired

[bleak frost]

it was probably just stale as hell. there's so many preservatives in that kinda food

[gray vigil]

Not stale, just bad taste

[wary nebula]

aslong as they werent moldy or anything ur probably fine

[gray vigil]

I was cleaning my room and then I found them

[bleak frost]

first mistake

[gray vigil]

k

Teach me the way

[bleak frost]

never eat food found when cleaning

[gray vigil]

I found Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans that way though

[frozen wyvern]

asmongold apprentice

[wary nebula]

why was an oreo package there for 3 years?

[gray vigil]

I don't know

[quaint ingot]

had to kill 5 of the fuckers at once

[gray vigil]

what...

[quaint ingot]

abyss

[gray vigil]

I will go visit my granparents. That's about the same, with zombies everywhere.

Or the grave

There are two places I can visit my grandparents

I'm a go die in the bathroom

[quaint ingot]

just fucking die already

[queen tiger]

i hope they add some new maps soon

[tight isle]

do u guys think theres someone hiding behind there

[thick peak]

nah

[lilac merlin]

has there been any update on gore 3.0?

[last jackal]

Is halfswording possible with a sword that’s only half of it?

[tiny perch]

the grabbing in this game is so annoying 💀

[calm ivy]

Grinding through the matches, to get the Baron's armor set:

[quaint ingot]

I fucking hate the abyss

[bleak frost]

and then you have to do it all again

[bleak frost]

wdym? like a tiny sword?

[tiny perch]

why cant i hold on to some1 for more than 1 second

[bleak frost]

but they can hold onto you with a death grip

[tiny perch]

is that a intended feature

[bleak frost]

doubtful. I'd guess it has something to do with how the player grabs things
I'll find my willie letting go of something/losing grip for no reason, but then grabbing again it'll actually stay

[tiny perch]

like sometimes he'll hold on for a good while but a majority of the time he just lets go off rip

im tryna figure out why

[dire moon]

Punch him then grab

[quaint ingot]

I just punched a zombie to death

[dire moon]

They r fighting u off from the limbs n such.the waist seems to be useful

[dire moon]

Soon u will club them to death

[candid blade]

what is the last tier called? after lord

[spring quest]

Dont think there is one

After lord

[slow iris]

none

[spring quest]

No way to actually be baron tier in EA

[candid blade]

ohh ok

thx

[spring quest]

Np

[quaint ingot]

fucking died to bees

[dire moon]

Yes watch them trees

Fight on the hill

Let most of the enemy come to u

Be uphill of them

[spring quest]

Or mod your save and throw them

[dire moon]

I mean vanilla

[spring quest]

It was a joke lol

[candid blade]

also is there a lord tourny or does it just max out progression bar for the lord tier and nothing happens?

[bleak frost]

there is a lord tourney

[woeful grove]

XDD

[quaint ingot]

no idea how many I’ve killed

[spring quest]

Its just the lord tourney again and again

Infinite Barons

[bleak frost]

you have to do it like 6 or so times to get the full set of baron armor

[spring quest]

Something thay bothers me is that there are no baron shoes

The silver ones clash with the whole outfit

[bleak frost]

so real. Gotta wear mismatching silver shoes

[candid blade]

yea im just gonna do it once and then call it quits. got sick and i've played this shit all day

[spring quest]

I don't remember if that was the way it was in the demo

[bleak frost]

even though the baron has gold shoes

it wasn't

[quaint ingot]

When the fuck am I allowed out

[bleak frost]

when you've paid your toll

[quaint ingot]

I’ve slaughtered hundreds of these fuckers

[hollow valley]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-gif-8890329830311161961

[bleak frost]

and you'll slay hundreds more

[hollow valley]

forgot i cant send gifs

aint no way

[spring quest]

Also with the darkened blue armor

The cuisses protects you more too

My bad

[hollow valley]

Armorsmith should let us change the sheen and color of an armor piece

[spring quest]

What are the leg ones called?

[hollow valley]

lower leg is greaves

[bleak frost]

cuisses is right

[hollow valley]

cuisses is thigh

[quaint ingot]

let me out

[spring quest]

Ah ok thanks

Chest is what?

[hollow valley]

breastplate or cuirass

[bleak frost]

I get cuirass and cuisses confused sometimes

[spring quest]

Yeah same

I miss the darkened cuirass

And armet

[bleak frost]

I think you can find them with the trader, but it's random ofc
I got some darkened vambraces

[spring quest]

Yeah I think the only ones with no darkened option are shin and cuirass

Greaves

But yeah

Obviously armet too

[hollow valley]

the shin greave cuirass

ive only ever found black vambrace and cuisses

[unreal gale]

yo what, my progression game just broken

[spring quest]

How

[worldly saffron]

how do i play version 0.3?

[unreal gale]

#game-footage-🎮🎥

[spring quest]

This photo mode?

[bleak frost]

I assume you've already tried reloading?

[unreal gale]

no

[spring quest]

Alt F4

[unreal gale]

yeah, im just load in game after two days afk

[spring quest]

Any first person users here?

Deep into progression?

[unreal gale]

lol, ESC too dont works

[spring quest]

Finding helmets that work well with it is a challenge

[spring quest]

Unplug ur pc lmao

[bleak frost]

does free play work fine?

[vital perch]

one slap is all it takes

[unreal gale]

yes

[spring quest]

Clean

[quaint ingot]

how long should it take to kill 218 souls

[bleak frost]

yeah. I sometimes use fp, but I'm normally wearing a sallet with a thin view
I find swinging more accurate in fp

[vital perch]

too long

[spring quest]

2 - 3 hours maybe

I find it best to just hover around the same area

[bleak frost]

depends on how efficient you are. An hour or two probably

[spring quest]

True

[quaint ingot]

been at if for like an hour

[spring quest]

It definitely feels that way

I find accurate stabbing to be way harder in EA than the Demo

[graceful creek]

what happens after i beat the baron

[spring quest]

With longblades and spears

[spring quest]

You beat him over and over again to get his armor

[autumn thunder]

goodnight half swordians

[quaint ingot]

when do I know that my debt has been paid?

[spring quest]

Lord progression loop

[spring quest]

When you see the light

Lol

They should add a counter to the abyss

In the pause menu or something

[bleak frost]

I was able to do a bit over 80 in around 30 minutes, so with that ratio it should only take about an hour and 20 minutes

[spring quest]

As for this thrusts always seem to sway away from where I want them to go

I have to angle my character fairly specifically

Didnt feel like that in the Demo

[bleak frost]

it was definitely easier in the demo

[quaint ingot]

Why does it feel like my sword is getting dull

[bleak frost]

I don't think I've intentionally stabbed anyone with a sword/spear yet

[runic osprey]

In abyss can I manually take a bit of my armour off? Polyens are stopping me put chauses on I think

[graceful creek]

how do you get crossbow

[hazy root]

is it possible to build muscle mass in abyss mode?

[bleak frost]

they'd fall off and put them on if you were able to. It's something else you need to be wearing to put those on

[hazy root]

crate next to wagon in forest

[runic osprey]

Roger cheers for that, hard to tell in abyss

[hollow valley]

greaves replace poleyns i think

[potent belfry]

Why can't I download the tech demo? Do I have to uninstall the old demo?

[runic osprey]

Had to abandon them then a dude lightly stroked my leg and cut it off, funny how the world works

[quaint ingot]

well

[graceful creek]

what happens after i got all the barons armor

[hazy root]

nothing, it just keeps giving you the same set if you win again

[graceful creek]

thanks

how many arrow can you have per match, and how do i get more if i can

[summer cloud]

Jumping is op guys you should try it

[sinful lichen]

Is the max height for all ranks the same in character creation, the stature is just the muscle mass?

[runic osprey]

I wish I could disable player limb removal in abyss

Depressing how that run ended