halfsword-chat-⚔

[crimson compass]

You can get more consistent but my whole point is it is never as consistent as the demo was. I want my swings to be repeatable, and right now they just aren't. I think it's mainly due to the floppy ass wrists.

case in point for the AI being bad lol

[robust vale]

wrists be damned

[small glen]

Ngl, the biggest thing with the EA that makes me don't want to keep playing: I got too good, and since they nerfed spinning. I feel like I am forced to rp as fucking Clueless and just do parries and clean slices.

[robust vale]

in demo i started a match and got called. and when i looked back the enemy wille was dead on the floor

[wheat leaf]

Well that’s ehh, subjective I believe is the word. It requires a solid bit of relearning which I can admit, after 1500 hours of demo is pretty friggin tricky to just relearn. But the wrists do need work 100%

[slow lintel]

I remember having pitchfork and sometimes they just ran into it, in the demo.

[proud cliff]

I can agree that the AI is significantly worse in EA than demo, in demo you can see them matching their movements to what you're doing until they lock in to a move. in EA it just feels like they're taking random moves and they use a whole lot of overheads even if I'm in a stance that blocks overheads

[slow lintel]

I am hoping that the game will improve with time!

[crimson compass]

It is objectively less accurate and less consistent lol. I'm sorry but you are just coping/glazing.

[fast bramble]

The overheads are ridiculous

They do so many of them

[wheat leaf]

I get that 100% I miss spin kicks and spinny cuts, im at the point im starting to lose interest especially if they keep going in the direction they are

[crimson compass]

THIS they don't try to match your stance anymore or try to preemptively block. In Demo if you wind up to the right side, they block right before you even swing.

[grave pecan]

what willies are you fighting

[wheat leaf]

Not really, I’ve spent majority of this conversation saying things i dislike about the game and how the devs are off their rocker but the one aspect I disagree with you about is immediately glazing?

[grave pecan]

the willies i fight are addicted to parrying my shit

[junior echo]

halfsword r34 😈

[wheat leaf]

Moderation, blood eagle him

[fast bramble]

They parry me a good bit, my biggest complaints are that they can be a bit dumb (really bad on the Hall map once all the spike things are down) and they spam overheads so much

[quick thistle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/r34-jdm

[crimson compass]

I just don't see how it's possible for you to think the accuracy and consistency is on the same level. Maybe we have differenct conrol / sensitivity / damage / weapon forge setups or something but for me it is PLAIN AS DAY that it feels significantly worse.

[wheat leaf]

SUUUPRA 🔥 🔥 🔥

[robust vale]

*spreadeagle

[wheat leaf]

Dog😭

[crimson compass]

I keep all my weapons to historical weights too. Longsword is 1.4kg. Poleaxe is only 2.29 or something. It's not like I'm trying to forcibly use dumb ass weapons.

[robust vale]

[fast bramble]

The wrists need to be unfloppified, the weapons need to stop doing 360s in my hands, and they need to stop clipping into me, then it'll be good

[grave pecan]

or sometimes they all go shield mode

[fast bramble]

Yeah lol

[grave pecan]

shields should just reduce the damage

not make stuff come to a full stop and don't do anything

[robust vale]

also demo willie always grabbed the weapon correctly. in ea, sometimes you get really weird grips. or willie holds the weapon by the tip with both hands. it's so dumb

[fast bramble]

Join me in my wrist complaint thread in the feedback channel, show the devs we don't like floppy wrists https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1475189107608256675

[junior echo]

💀

[wheat leaf]

I only disagree on that point cause I’ve taken the time to try and relearn and have since found myself able to be more accurate on average than I was in demo, and I’ve felt that way since maybe 50 hours into ea it didn’t take too too long to relearn, polearms especially are borderline laser guided now

[crimson compass]

Yeah I was REALLY hoping they would make the shields destructable

[grave pecan]

in the EA i also don't like champion

they're jus

just weak

when you compare to the demo bosses

and riot is stupid af too

[fast bramble]

I hate it when I grab a weapon on the ground and for some reason the tip teleports 4 feet underground and glitches me to death

[robust vale]

this happens to me all the time

[grave pecan]

125 pfennings to kill unarmored willies

[fast bramble]

Or even worse than glitching to death is when it's a weapon or item you want, or the weapon you brought in to the fight, and it teleports into the void never to be found again

[grave pecan]

or when you cant even grab it

really hate when i can't grab a weapon from the ground

even by crouching it doesn't help

[fast bramble]

I just figured out where all the weapons in the Abyss come from

[wheat leaf]

fun fact if you hit x, lmb, and rmb in the wrong order your polearm immediately disappears

[robust vale]

this just gave me a cool idea, what if weapons you lose sometimes show up in the abyss

[fast bramble]

Fun fact if you dual wield crossbows and pick up the wrong crossbow's bolt your screen goes black and the game freezes

[crimson compass]

All the features that I wanted just never materialized.

Destructible shields? Sorry they're completely invulnerable force fields now.

Switch grips on weapons? Nah, but we can bait and switch you in the trailer with the rondel dagger, which is the only weapon like that and still sucks.

Turn polearms around and use the other head on it? Nope, sorry we can't code a 180 degree rotation into the game for some reason too hard :((

Smarter combat AI? Sorry we made them dumber.

Physics refinements? Floppy wrists.

But hey we got a completely useless crossbow and worse framerate now so it's all good I suppose

[wheat leaf]

BUT THE MAP HAS POOP ON IT!!!1!!

[fast bramble]

The bait and switch with the rondel dagger got me so bad

[scenic yoke]

you can thrash around a little LOL some tricks for when it flings around

[robust vale]

the fact you can't flip the poleaxe

[fast bramble]

There was a guy like 2 years ago that was begging the devs to add shit to the game

He got his wish before we got the option to flip our weapons around

[robust vale]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i want to be able to pick up horse poop and throw it

[crimson compass]

That was literally the reason I forked over $20 for this shit lol I almost refunded when I realized what they had done

[fast bramble]

Lmfao

[wheat leaf]

they are that backlogged with requests, they havent gotten to any of the good ones yet

[limber imp]

dude i wanna play freeplay but im stuck as beef wellington

[grave pecan]

rondel dagger suck

[fast bramble]

I just wanna finish off dudes on the ground with my two handed sword without swiping at him like an idiot

[robust vale]

i killed the baron with the dagger

[grave pecan]

it's just a execution weapon

[wheat leaf]

i mean.. thats kinda what a rondel is

no knight goes in rondel first

[fast bramble]

It's still shit at executing though

[wheat leaf]

this is true

[crimson compass]

honestly they suck as execution weapons too lol

[grave pecan]

yeah but it's mostly useless and it has the reverse grip

[tough yew]

mayhaps soontm

[robust vale]

way more control than stabbing with anything else though

[grave pecan]

that's kinda stupid yk

[wheat leaf]

its beautiful at low tiers, but once you get to armor and chainmail its pretty mid

[fast bramble]

Where is this from

[crimson compass]

I would think it would be more useful if you could switch it around actually and stab straight with it or reversed

But noooo

[crimson compass]

that is too hard small dev team sorry :((((

[grave pecan]

anything sharp is good at low tiers

[slow lintel]

Steam page.

[fast bramble]

OHHH right I forgot that was on the store page

Y'know what I'll let 'em cook

[crimson compass]

I hope they materialize because IMO it has been a huge step backwards in my book so far.

[robust vale]

technically we got all of these. but i feel scammed

[wheat leaf]

this dagger clip shows one of my biggest issues with the dagger or grappling in general. if you grab with your right hand and try to move your left arm too soon it drops any item in that hand, without failure ive tested it quite a bit

[slow lintel]

Odds we get humans in the Abyss soon? As an option.

[grave pecan]

can't wait to be able to ride a elephant while dual wielding crossbows and bully peasents

[grave pecan]

hope we get humans

they are actually challenging

[crimson compass]

I didn't refund. I am trying it out and testing and posting feedback threads and bug reports. I'm doing my part, I hope they eventually fix this shit because I really WANT to enjoy the game but I just don't in its current state.

[grave pecan]

zombies are worsened humans

and they become genuine jokes if you have a hauberk and a helmet

[wheat leaf]

it will undoubtably get better, like theres no way they can ignore the wrist situation with how many people talk about it

it wont be the exact image of perfection we each imagine, but itll be better

[fast bramble]

@little verge Sorry to bother you but I think it'd be good to have this available easily in the Discord somewhere, I forgot it was even on the store page

[small glen]

I do wonder what order this will be in terms of what content is first..

[grave pecan]

also
if they get you to the ground and you can't get up they will eventually run out of stamina and fall to the ground

[crimson compass]

Yeah I certainly hope so

[wheat leaf]

ANIMALS IN THAT LIST

[grave pecan]

which gives you time to recover and kill them

[robust vale]

i really hate how you can't just grab someone. the right arm always lets go for no reason

i want to grapple

[wheat leaf]

if we dont get a mule im taking out halfsword headquarters like johnny silverhand

[slow lintel]

It took me a bit to appreciate the Abyss in the demo, but I ended up really liking it! I didn't bother much with it at first, that's why!

[tough yew]

do you remember the april fools update with how the game felt off in some parts? pretty much the same thing has happened with EA and they'll just need some time refining a lot of the aspects

[robust vale]

2 steps forward 500 steps back type development

[tough yew]

each and every iteration of the game had positives and cons so

[grave pecan]

not alot of important stuff tho

mostly blood tweaks and just physics tweaking

[tough yew]

I mean don't get me wrong I'm rather mixed on the game at the moment which is why I haven't been playing a lot as of recently and just waiting for the game to be ironed out

[wheat leaf]

@crimson compass still think stabs are bad? i just killed this dude without the blade even touching him

[little verge]

This is the joys and wonders of physics based gameplay mechanics.

[small glen]

Wonders, get it? McWONDERbeast?!?! Hahahahahah

[crimson compass]

Magic sword lol

[fast bramble]

Honestly almost any major update they've released has come with some real wonkiness that gets ironed out over time

[wheat leaf]

its made of magnets, it actually pulled the iron out of his blood and killed him

[crimson compass]

bloodbending

[little verge]

Unintentional.

[wheat leaf]

mcwonderbeast? does that mean your on the mcdonalds menu

[zealous saddle]

i have so much view

[little verge]

Nah that is the McWonderBreast.

[fast bramble]

McWonderWrists

[grave pecan]

wtf are you actually wearing lmao

[wheat leaf]

id buy a combo

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-have-to-remind-me-of-that-oh-i-know-im-well-aware-you-dont-have-to-tell-me-twice-michael-j-fox-gif-16490278

[zealous saddle]

my willy can now run in full armor yay

[fast bramble]

Strongest wrists in all of Half Sword

[zealous saddle]

i stole it from some guy i killed

[crimson compass]

I do have faith in the dev team (mostly). What has me worried is some of the more baffling intentional decisions. Like the switchign sides on polearms chunking out 1/4 of your stamina each time. There is ZERO reasonable scenario where changing your grip on the weapon is equally exhausting to swinging it like 5 times in a row. A dev went and added that on purpose for some godforsaken reason. Stuff like that makes me lose faith, cause like do you even play the game if you add that???

[grave pecan]

damn

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-toy-story-paralyzed-hand-not-working-gif-16546906

[small glen]

But on a serious note: the roadmap is more of a dartboard.

There is no like, content path of what is upcoming it's just planned updates, will the updates be in some order or will it be sort of like how Phas devs and Gorebox devs? Who make a particular update centered around one theme or idea?

[zealous saddle]

noone can slach my head, only the eyes but i bearly use them anyway

[grave pecan]

armet is good

you can remove the uhh

thing that uhhhh

[fast bramble]

I swear at some point in the past there were people asking for the stamina hit to side switching because they felt it was OP or some nonsense like that

[grave pecan]

whats the name

the thing that covers ur face

and you have mad vision and mad protection

[tough yew]

I mean tbf I wouldn't have complained if EA was delayed but I know the community wouldn't have liked that

[fast bramble]

Yeah for sure

[slow lintel]

Visor?

[grave pecan]

yeah

i never get stabbed there so

[crimson compass]

Yeah people say its to 'nerf' spin strats, which is insane honestly. We should be balancing the game around realistic combat, not trying to nerf random glitchy people's playstyles. If people want to do glitchy shit then that is on them.

[grave pecan]

i assumed i don't need the visor

cuz

i don't get stabbed there

[robust vale]

i agree. but they have probably gotten a ton of great feedback from the release, hopefully the amount of bad reviews from the terrible release didn't effect the game too much

[grave pecan]

willies are too dumb in EA to try to stab me anyways

[fast bramble]

It needed a bit longer but it was already delayed and this community is notoriously ravenous

[zealous saddle]

im too lazy to fight souls that seek revenge so i just pay em off

[grave pecan]

i mean, they're very boring

zombies are really weak and just annoying

[tough yew]

I don't really see how that's bad, you need to actually switch grips with intention and not randomly though It probably is a little punishing tbf..

[grave pecan]

not hard to deal with, just annoying to deal with

[wheat leaf]

i have a feeling an aspect of it might've been a deadline set by game seer themselves, its been what, 2-3 years without any return? im assuming as halfswords publisher they kinda 'sponsored' development to an extent

[zealous saddle]

it was good to leave one soul back in weaker ranks so i can get all the gold i need but now im at a steady 1500 coins

[crimson compass]

You can't chain attacks anymore left-right-left

Do that and you are basically on the verge of passing out after 3-4 swings

Like your willie is holding his breath or somehting

[past kestrel]

gottem 😏

[fast bramble]

When do we get the visor update

[wheat leaf]

the thing about it is that switching stances is a very natural and normal part of polearm fighting, it'd be like making it take stamina every time you switch to halfsword grip for swords or something. like its a fluid motion that doesnt consume stamina irl its just how poles are used

[shut gale]

oh man i wish i could send images i just went flying during the abyss 😭

[small glen]

It's only overly punishing in armor i noticed, swap once and you lose so much stamina

[shut gale]

i broke my leg, BUT I LIVED

[crimson compass]

Yeah for me it really ruins the flow of polearm combat.

[tough yew]

that actually sounds sound tbf

[past kestrel]

just close the game (through stopping the game via steam's STOP button)
and you should respawn with no reprucissons

[crimson compass]

I don't even spam or do any glitchy shit or spinning or anything

[shut gale]

twas a decent challege xD

[crimson compass]

and it MASSIVELY gets in the way of polearm fighting

[robust vale]

it only takes all your stamina if it's really heavy. if the polearm/poleaxe is light you can do like 6 swaps

[shut gale]

i lived anyhow

[fast bramble]

If it took stamina to half sword I'd be cooked

[small glen]

As someone who has done spear hema, swapping stances repeatedly gets tiring, but it's not as insane as the way half sword depicts it

[zealous saddle]

fuck off

[grave pecan]

bro should have played splitscreen coop progression mode

[crimson compass]

My polearm is 2.29kg.... I literally can't make it any lighter. It takes 6 swaps with zero swinging to be completely exhausted. Mix it with swinging and it's like 3-5

[grave pecan]

it crashes alot

[robust vale]

yeah that's what i said

[little verge]

It it's more appropriate to think of it as a checklist. This gives flexibility to the production team to shift focuses as needed.

Player feedback has inevitably shifted the focus of development. We are still in the assessment phase post launch and we are still mapping out how plan to tackle development moving forward.

As things settle internally will be able to more accurately communicate what we are actively working on checking off that list.

[sand kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1178172638544273449/1404030166438776904/dandelion_1.gif

[crimson compass]

My point is that it practically ends up being less than 6 side swaps if you are actually fighting. Either way it's insane to sit watch your willie be ready to keel over and die after standing still and swapping grips a few times

(96kg btw)

[fast bramble]

The updates that have come out so far have already been a major improvement over how things were at release

[scenic yoke]

with a 4.5kg pollaxe i can do two full helicopter overhead hand swap attacks and still have stamina to back up and swing one more time

idk

[small glen]

This is a good response, cheers!

[robust vale]

learn not to spam and when to back off or approach

[little verge]

The greater the delay the wider the chasm of change between builds.

The shift from 0.3 Demo to the playtest was a year of development and it was a slid month of negative/apprehensive feedback.

[crimson compass]

Dawg I am literally not spamming lol. There is zero argument for swappign sides costing stamina lol

[wheat leaf]

ive done small amounts of spear and pollaxe training and i agree with you its not just free momentum, but its just as stamina intensive as it would be to use the weapon without switching your grips around if you were at the same intensity level with a 1 sided stance, but that also reminds me of how you can use polearms on both sides without switching grips, in a way that cant really be represented by halfswords mouse movement imo, like bringing the haft down and around or up and around in very vertical movements, where halfsword focuses heavily on the horizontal aspects of movement

[crimson compass]

So 3 swings.

Which is what I said

[little verge]

Glad to hear it. AMD GPU users are still having the most common performance issues. We are aware and working on it!

[robust vale]

you just need to wait a second to recover stamina, it's really not that complicated

[fast bramble]

I used to get like 30 fps in Slums, now I get like 100, so keep at it!

[tulip cape]

hey what happened to some of the songs like el monte? i dont hear them ingame anymore at all

[crimson compass]

My whole point is you shouldn't need to do that because realistically that action takes almost zero physical effort. It is unrealistic and feels bad.

[grave pecan]

hope you guys do fix it

half sword progression coop is so fun bu

but

[tulip cape]

wasnt there a roadmap for the early access somewhere?

[grave pecan]

it just crashes alot

[grave pecan]

steam page

[tulip cape]

thanks

[robust vale]

okay

[fast bramble]

I told the community manager @little verge they should make it easily accessible here lol

[tulip cape]

that might be a decent idea

[crimson compass]

Probably throw it in the #faq

[robust vale]

have they answered on why the release was in such a state?

[tulip cape]

i was wondering how much of the content that was teased so far were going to be seeing sooner rather than later

[candid herald]

how to i unlock arming pants?

[fast bramble]

The community really wouldn't like the answer

[tulip cape]

yeah they needed to keep the deadline and the playtests were pretty late

[wheat leaf]

they should pin it in this channel too since its here

[robust vale]

lack of money

[scenic yoke]

2 swings more than you need to instantly kill or KO anyone with any pollaxe or pollarm with the appropriate speed and angle, but hey

rock it

[crimson compass]

Rushed because the community was going insane I imagine. They targeted a release around december I think but missed that window so people were freaking out

[fast bramble]

It wasn't ready

[candid herald]

How do i put on cuisses?

[robust vale]

oh well

truth hurts i guess

[crimson compass]

Yeah for a 1v1 that is definitely true. Trying to fight 3v1 buhurts though and that stamina cost for switching sides REALLY sucks

[modern sable]

Why is the abyss so fucking garbage

[wheat leaf]

lack of money does play a role in it undoubtably, but its not a majority factor imo

id say the top 2 would be community demand, and game seer demand

[candid herald]

yo how do i put on cuisseses?

[fast bramble]

They seemed to be pretty decently funded, unless Game Seer was telling them it had to be out or else there was no more money

[candid herald]

what pants do i need

[lyric junco]

there is no good reason

[tulip cape]

guys is it really just me or do some songs from the demo not play at all anymore

[robust vale]

its just so weird with all the changes. from grip to physics to just everything

[wheat leaf]

you need arming doublet btw

[robust vale]

the pace of the hotfixes is very impressive so I'm not complaining too much now

[wheat leaf]

it counts for arm armor and cuisses

[quick thistle]

I'd lowk rather wanted them to release in end of march or mid april and polish somethings and take some game testers to try it before releasing to public.

[candid herald]

i have one though

[robust vale]

if the performance gets better than the demo on some maps this games getting a 10/10 from me

[slow lintel]

hosen, but not the ones that look like you are wearing socks.

[wheat leaf]

oh do you have the knee caps on? i forgor what they called ingame

they block cuisses too

[candid herald]

yeah

[robust vale]

for an ea the gameplay loop is solid as fuck

[candid herald]

oh alright thanks!

[wheat leaf]

hope it helps

[tulip cape]

wait you can SELECT THE SOUNDTRACK NOW? WHAT?

no one told me this

[fast bramble]

wha

[wheat leaf]

oh btw i just discovered something you might appreciate, if you 2 hand a 1 handed sword you get OG alt thrusting

[shut gale]

i got a question, why can't i wear leg armour?

[slow lintel]

Poleyn I think?

[fast bramble]

What do you mean

[wheat leaf]

do you have: arming doublet, and hosen

[tulip cape]

wait am i going insane

[shut gale]

oh yeah hosen my bad 💔

i'm oopid

[crimson compass]

Personally at this point I think it was better to rip the bandaid off so they can get actual feedback. I think it's kind of clear now that the devs lost the plot at some point with the physics and balance and needed the community to come in and check them back to reality. It's unfortunate that had to happen at the cost of the review score though.

[wheat leaf]

all g

i got mad i couldnt wear greaves n trousers at first

[obsidian kelp]

@little verge do you plan to do a new Q & A video? Do you plan to release a new roadmap(except the steam one)?

[quick thistle]

Yeah that is also true

[robust vale]

one massive complaint i currently have is when you get hit, your weapons starts moving at 24 fps, and like veers off the the side when you swing and is totally uncontrollable. it's terrible

[crimson compass]

Yeah 2H weapons still get the alt thrusting. Although it is still offset to the sides lol like we were talking about earlier

[fast bramble]

Bit of scope creep too I'm sure, they didn't really have much of a plan for this game to start with I don't think.

Besides cool sword fighting physics

[crimson compass]

Even if you 2h like a messer or something

[shut gale]

what's the stuff covered in foliage doe?

[wheat leaf]

huh?

[crimson compass]

Yeah that too. Big project, small team, probably not a lot (if any) playtesters.

[fast bramble]

I think for that playtest prior to the game's release they only had like 10 people

[slow lintel]

What are you trying to put on?

[zealous saddle]

WTF ARE THOSE ZOMBIES

he doesn;t have his legs and he is still not dead

[crimson compass]

Yeah plus depending on the timing they probably didnt really have time to fix everything noticed either. Like what are they going to do with the feedback "almost all aspects of combat seem broken compared to the demo"

[dusky night]

How do I fix my screen because it’s red

[wheat leaf]

go FOR THE BRAINNN

[zealous saddle]

HE HAS THE FULL HELMET

[fast bramble]

"Everything's broken" "Yeah but we have like 3 hours until launch" "Welp, let's do it live"

[wheat leaf]

no zombies have neck/face protection

they all bite, so they all have exposed chops

[little verge]

We would like to another Q&A video yes it is not actively in the works. No the roadmap on Steam is the Roadmap.

[wheat leaf]

smack that a few times

[slow lintel]

Grab his helmet and remove it.

[crimson compass]

Literally this. A couple weeks or whatever of playtesting is really nothing at the end of the dev cycle. Thye needed playtesters for the entire last year so they could constantly refine and shape development along with it.

[fast bramble]

Kick their head when they're down

Eventually it'll break their neck

[crimson compass]

You can also grab him to take the helmet off but he might bite your fingers lol

[fast bramble]

Yeah lol I wouldn't recommend it for the zombies

Good for when you have a particularly annoying armoured human enemy though

[slow lintel]

God I hope next patch brings back humans as an option for Abyss!

[zealous saddle]

smart

[wheat leaf]

i hope to see an opportunity like this in the future, ive had the impression for a while that myself and a lot of the more realistic-style fighters are getting less and less representation in recent times, EA having put a lot of these players on the sidelines essentially just waiting for it to get better

[fast bramble]

Abyss definitely needs a human mode

[crimson compass]

watch your fingers lol they get bitey

[slow lintel]

Not as smart as the guy that suggested I remove the helmet from every guy I kill! :p

[zealous saddle]

i have hand gloves

[shut gale]

spaulders

[zealous saddle]

lazy

[fast bramble]

The roided out Champions are particularly egregious

[crimson compass]

they can still bite the chain on your fingers sometimes

[slow lintel]

Do you have an arming doublet? Remove the chains through the armor guy.

[zealous saddle]

• i usualy pay off my souls

[slow lintel]

Same here

[wheat leaf]

they are kinda funny but those seem to be some of the only long-term players having lots of fun atp lmao

[fast bramble]

Oh I meant the ones you face, the people editing their saves can do whatever they want lmao

The big-ass deep voice guys you fight

[wheat leaf]

OHHHHHHHHHH i gotchu now

[fast bramble]

They're kinda uncanny valley looking

[wheat leaf]

i kinda like the champions but i was expecting them mostly just as bosses

[shut gale]

aye the slot's like um, covered in sticks or foliage

[wheat leaf]

not as a regular enemy/gamemode

[fast bramble]

Yeah as a boss I could be chill with it

[shut gale]

if that makes sense

[wheat leaf]

like for the boss of each tourney would make sense

[candid herald]

Is is possible to steal enemy's helmets?

[wheat leaf]

grab their head with E and hold E

[shut gale]

yea hold E or Q on them once you've grabbed their heads

[fast bramble]

Grab their head and hold E

[slow lintel]

Did you go to the armor guy and mod the arming doublet? You need to remove the chains to be able to wear arm armor

[candid herald]

thank you!

[wheat leaf]

E

[shut gale]

aye i've removed the chains 💔

[candid herald]

wait but anything else can have chains?

[little verge]

Elaborate further please, this is good feedback and not one I have heard expressed. Lot's of combat feedback but not from the perspective of the realism/HEMA persuasion.

[slow lintel]

No, I misspoke! You need to remove chains to wear metallic parts.

Greaves and such

[dark fern]

What's an arming doublet for anyway

[drifting escarp]

what i wouldnt do for a morningstar flail mmmm

[little verge]

It is a doublet used to strap your armor on.

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/in-a-world-of-pure-imagination-willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory-in-imaginary-world-fantasy-world-dream-world-gif-21430673

[fast bramble]

I'm sure someone'll mod one in one of these years

[drifting escarp]

id be so fun to just swing it around mmmmm

[dark fern]

So it unlocks some slots? I've just been wearing a gambeson with a low tier breastplate over it

[little verge]

Correct it unlocks the slots for vambraces and pualdrons.

[fast bramble]

It lets you equip spaulders, vambraces, and cuisses

[little verge]

No one like spaulders lets be real.

[candid herald]

What's the best way to make enemies surrender in riots with killing them? I've been trying to go for the legs

[little verge]

Hit them a few times and then taunt them into submission.

[drifting escarp]

blunt weapons

[dark fern]

Knock them down, then hold your weapon against their neck

[candid herald]

thanks 🙏

[dark fern]

Like pointing down over them

[shell forge]

I forgot how cruel the lower tiers can be

[ashen sluice]

beggar vs lord who will win

[fast bramble]

I don't think I've found anything labelled Pauldrons yet, just Spaulders

[drifting escarp]

ngl blunt weapons > sharp ones

[dark fern]

Doesn't need to be against the actual neck, just vaguely in front of their face

[slow lintel]

Do you already wear a shoulder piece maybe?

[open condor]

when is halfsword getting a steam sale, i cant wait

[ashen sluice]

they are literal zombies

[dark fern]

This is the sale

[little verge]

I think they may be only in the abyss loot list currently.

[fast bramble]

Ohhhh

[open condor]

wdym

[fast bramble]

I'll keep an eye out

[zealous saddle]

im man at arms YAY

[little verge]

Early Access release sale ends in March.

Misremembered the sale was two weeks not the full month 😓.

[dark fern]

It's cheaper because it's in EA

[shut gale]

dmed you id but i managed to fix the issue

you needed an arming doublet

[candid herald]

wait so it's already on sale?

[little verge]

Correct.

[open condor]

wait so it will be more expensive after march?

[little verge]

Indeed.

[ashen sluice]

tiny man.

[hollow smelt]

we need full bluesteel

[shut gale]

i managed to get some sick armour at least now

AND vambraces

[fast bramble]

Some day maybe

[ashen sluice]

do you think this is enough?

[little verge]

Apologies it will not be. The current price is the set price the Sale was only 2 weeks after launch (I falsely recalled it being the whole month).

[ashen sluice]

how much is it now?

[slow lintel]

I wanted to mention that the sale was over for me.

[candid herald]

how can i equip a second main weopon?

[little verge]

$24.99 USD

[slow lintel]

Only way I know is by first filling up the remaining right hand spots with other weapons. Then adding 1 more that will go as the main left hand weapon.

[scarlet sierra]

How to get good loot

[ashen sluice]

ah

[hollow smelt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

[zealous saddle]

why can't i take it off

[scarlet sierra]

Idkk

[slow lintel]

Is he the baron?

[zealous saddle]

no

[little verge]

Kill 5 people. Go to the abyss avoid, revenants, and go shopping.

[stuck prairie]

you gotta be down in the dumps to GENUINELY sign up for a fight against a knight

[bold star]

Yooooooo

[stuck prairie]

as A BEGGAR

[past kestrel]

107KG willie at evening 667

[little verge]

They need to be on the ground.

[ashen sluice]

ikr

these dudes are dumb

[bold star]

Can I get my Mass up in the wood dummy practice room?

[scarlet sierra]

Ohh ok

[past kestrel]

no

[candid herald]

Can i steal armor from a guy i hired?

[past kestrel]

only works below 93KG

[stuck prairie]

guys

[past kestrel]

idk

[stuck prairie]

weve made it

to the lord tourney

lets go

[tulip cape]

guys why do i perdiocially lose body mass

oh nvm its a bug

[bold star]

Resting?

Oh]

[past kestrel]

its a bug

[thorny whale]

Yes

[neat jasper]

it's a good strategy

[ashen sluice]

they should update the character models in the future because they look pretty silly rn

[neat jasper]

Silly.....?

[ashen sluice]

like silly mod

[neat jasper]

SILLIUS MENTIONED

[lunar goblet]

Loot from full baron set

[ashen sluice]

idk abt you he seems pretty goofy to me

[lunar goblet]

A lot, I didn't count

[ashen sluice]

but thats also because i did an uppercut on him

[lunar goblet]

It's one per piece lol

[stray carbon]

hello could you guys check out my suggestion i made in feedback and bug reporting its a really good one and alot of people would actually like this getting added!

[thorny whale]

please i cant be the only one posting in this thread

I Know Y'all have Mercenary Clips

[lunar goblet]

I got you fam

[past kestrel]

im red dabadedoubudie daba de dabou die

[ashen sluice]

0.5 souls seek revenge 🥀

[wheat leaf]

well, i will do my best to speak on stuff a lot of people face but i can only mention what comes to mind right now.

for instance the stamina loss on stance switch for poles, while its realistic its far overtuned, changing hands and stances with polearms is a fundamental aspect to their usage, as fundamental as it would be to change which face your using of the head(if that was a feature).
also for poles, i think an option to use halfsword grip from switch stance would be very ideal, it would make combat flow smoother overall and not require you to switch back before engaging in grappling
this could also apply to longswords somehow, in the way of using halfsword from switched grip could enable mordhau in the future? idk that ones a bit more complex to implement

for all weapons and movement, it'd be their wrist stability as a major problem with performing real techniques which i know is something many people bring up so i wont go into it too much i take it you've heard about that before, but it does very deeply hinder the ability to perform parries and a lot of counter attack maneuvers, and i think a lot of players on this front would appreciate being able to make more structured stances that can parry or block without having their blade/pole beaten aside for no reason, thats a huge fundamental that most players struggle with.

the autoparry/autoblock mechanism gets in the way for a lot of people, while i do see its purpose and how vital it might be to some players, i think an option to disable it would be appreciated, or to change how much effect it has somehow?

i think everyone would appreciate a future method of changing what kit/weapons your enemy has in freemode, so that players that would like to practice longsword sparring could fight against longswords, or poles against poles that kinda idea.

some of the more longsword centered fighters often talk about different ways of holding longsword, such as a thumbgrip so that it could use a different type of rotation, like that seen in the technique 'zwerchhau' but this leads into another point of ideally having a bit more range of motion for swords altogether to allow stances like hanging guard to be possible, but i see how the mouse movement might limit that fundamentally

while i do really like how 1h weapons gained a new parry stance with alt, i think most players would appreciate it set to a different keybind somehow, so they can retain thrust stance and the new parry stance distinct from each other.

sorry to bomb chat with that

[vital dagger]

Boobs

[ashen sluice]

me when i fall on my ass for no reason and cant get up because 3 people with poleaxes are hitting my head to knock me down

[wheat leaf]

but i care lots about the game and wanted to convey the most crucial concerns with good reasoning

[ashen sluice]

i see that

[vital dagger]

Don't crop my peak message out >:O

[lunar goblet]

The weird wrist stability is super notable with the rondel dagger especially

[ashen sluice]

lmao

[vital dagger]

SCREW YOUUUUU

[ashen sluice]

gangrene you're so inspirational

[candid herald]

whats better a sallet or a kettle helmet

[ashen sluice]

you make me want to have gangrene :3

[scarlet sierra]

When i kill 5 people revenants dont spawn

[ashen sluice]

sallet

[wheat leaf]

if mcwonderbeast gives me a personal chance to voice my thoughts on the game after 1500 hours and the thoughts of my fellow skilled players im going all in

[past kestrel]

sallet

[lunar goblet]

Baron armet > Sallet + bevor > armet > kettles and whatnot

[vital dagger]

Just shit it out, wrap it in a tortilla, write your name on it and put it into his mailbox

[ashen sluice]

kettel helmet with bevor looks cooler than sallet but is worse in technicallity

[lunar goblet]

Baron armet is def the best coverage in game

[stuck prairie]

waut

wait

that was the baron?

that was very underwhelming

almost too easy

[ashen sluice]

people hype the baron way too much in this and the playtest

for some reason

[lunar goblet]

The game isn't super hard currently, no

[vital dagger]

Gold armour cz thats why

[candid herald]

how do i unlock the skins for my armor? like i have every armor piece but there are still things i can put on.

[vital dagger]

for idfk

[ashen sluice]

i mean he's pretty scary but pretty easy to kill, the hardest part about him is just getting up after falling

[drifting escarp]

yall looking for katanas and stuff in the mods while im looking for kpingas we are not the same

[stuck prairie]

well

i got the baron curiass

[thorny whale]

the hardest part for me early on was actually getting him on the ground

[open holly]

why do my wrists feel like sloppy butter and is there any potential fixes? i know its because of weight but i cant train my wrists for some reason

[lunar goblet]

By the time you get to baron you should have good enough armor and weapon you mainly only need to protect your head from strong blows

[thorny whale]

once you get an enemy on the g round all you have to do is hold ur blade near their neck and they surrender

[ashen sluice]

nono people hype him up for being this big scary guy that can insta kill you and its like a bossfight

idk i think hes pretty easy to kill

[lunar goblet]

It's actually not weight, even if you cheat for way higher strength, all the weird wrist and grip problems persist

[vital dagger]

i gave him a swirlie with a horse's asshole, baron is not tuff

[ashen sluice]

lmao

[sudden sleet]

How to craft great axe? Just got one dropped from abyss. I tried pole arms/pole axe settings but there is nothing like great axe

[stuck prairie]

dude

when will the merchant put a crossbow in the shop

i just wanna use a crossbow

[vital dagger]

when he wants

[drifting escarp]

in the playtest where u didnt have allies he could just charge at u knock u down and ur dead 💔

[ashen sluice]

beggar for a retribution 😭 (im a lord with almost all baron armor)

wtf

[stuck prairie]

-points for useing the easiest weapon int he game

[thorny whale]

just get it on the forest map

[stuck prairie]

how

[thorny whale]

it spawns in the crate next to the carriage

Sometimes

[drifting escarp]

the coolest weapons in half sword at the blunt ones

[shut gale]

how come some of my items are red?

[candid herald]

Is it possible to steel someones foot armor?

[lunar goblet]

Crossbows are fun

[thorny whale]

it means theyve been through the abyss

all it does it make them sell for a higher price

[thorny whale]

yes

u have to grab their feet

[candid herald]

how?

[sand kestrel]

Npc can hit me in the head with a mace and ill be fine

BUT

[candid herald]

both of them?

[sand kestrel]

I GRAZE MY HEAD

[thorny whale]

just one

[sand kestrel]

ON HIS SHIELD

I GET KNOCKED OUT

[candid herald]

and then ?

[stuck prairie]

it spawned a quiver

[sand kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1178172638544273449/1404030166438776904/dandelion_1.gif

[stuck prairie]

thats it

[thorny whale]

hold q or e depending on which hand you grabbed with

[vital dagger]

due'

[candid herald]

both hands

[thorny whale]

and it should take off a piece of their armor

[candid herald]

both hands

[thorny whale]

then hold either

[ashen sluice]

NOOO WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THEY KILL HIUMMMM

NOOOOO

[candid herald]

oh it worked ty

[open holly]

so its not my fault that my wrists are super weak and wont grip the weapon? ive been losing fights simply because my guy refuses to swing, stops his swings, or just flat out wont grab his weapon at all, especially on poleaxes, its so bad 😭

[thorny whale]

this is my favorite way to use the crossbow

[humble iris]

all in on black!!!!!

[lunar goblet]

No it's just like that, you need to just work around it

[thorny whale]

like a bayonet

[open holly]

time to learn joint swings to maximize physical output

[thorny whale]

use gloves if you dont

[stuck prairie]

wait

wait

do you know about like

[thorny whale]

i think half gauntlets have the most stability

[stuck prairie]

the super strong

willies

people make

[lunar goblet]

Im just here to shoot people in the nuts

[stuck prairie]

do you think that if your willie is strong enough

[humble iris]

what have you done

[stuck prairie]

you can pick up the horse in the forrest map

and swing it like a weapon

[humble iris]

why is the whole field covered in blood

[thorny whale]

yes

[humble iris]

how much people is that dead

[open holly]

so gauntlets also cause my shit to not work???

[ashen sluice]

i think his nuts are broken

[candid herald]

How can i put smaller weopons in storage during fight? like in the r whee;l

[humble iris]

It can help

[thorny whale]

yea

[humble iris]

Its not perfect

But it can help

[thorny whale]

hold e if you're holding it in your right hand, q if its in your left

[open holly]

ima switch to halfs then to see if it helps

[thorny whale]

if it doesnt work swap hands and try again

[candid herald]

tyy

[lunar goblet]

Im going to be playing doom if I die

[sand kestrel]

Jesus christ

[thorny whale]

yea

[ashen sluice]

166 vengeful spirits

[thorny whale]

moreso the lack of gauntlets usually

[humble iris]

yikes

[ashen sluice]

i think you should fight them

[lunar goblet]

I want the number bigger

[thorny whale]

if you dont have gauntlets your hands are weaker

[lunar goblet]

I go to battle with an army of screaming ghosts clinging to my shoulders

[thorny whale]

which is why gauntlets usually have this formation, restricts movement but provides more stability if you hold heavier weapons

half gauntlets are the best to use for hand strength afaik

[ashen sluice]

why tf are peasants spawning in retributions

[thorny whale]

you lost to one

[ashen sluice]

i already fought 2 why am i still fighting more man

[sand kestrel]

bro died to a peasant

[thorny whale]

you lost to multiple

[ashen sluice]

no i didnt

only one

😭

[thorny whale]

oh

idk

[ashen sluice]

this game is evil

[lunar goblet]

To be fair, some of this willies just don't give up until I murder them

[ashen sluice]

"first blood"

first blood my ass

the hell

[bold star]

Does sparring and expending stam gain mass?

[thorny whale]

i love playing first blood and i literally watch blood particles fly out of their body and they still continue fighting

but i get hit in the leg once with a full armor set and i lose

[lunar goblet]

To also be fair, I also just get into the moment

[bold star]

Lol the physical stop and "Hello?..." look in fpv is hilarious

[candid herald]

is this the old game?

[vital dagger]

smakked him so hard his hair disappared

[lunar goblet]

No but it's pre blood update

I have old clips too

[stuck prairie]

uhh

how do i get more ammo

ive only shot once

[scenic yoke]

@lyric junco whats the formula for shadow mass how do you see that

[lunar goblet]

That's the neat part

You dont

[scenic yoke]

i cant find your thread

[humble iris]

did he just pick up the crossbow

[lunar goblet]

Yeah, they'll try to do that, if unarmored they may go or a weapon

[humble iris]

give him a loaded crossbow

[lunar goblet]

Hell no, I know how good that thing is at nutshots

[stuck prairie]

so i got a crossbow i cant use anymore because i shot it once

lets goo

[lunar goblet]

You get 1 bolt every match

[stuck prairie]

i had 3 bolts the first match i used it

[lunar goblet]

The world is probably better off without crossbows honestly

[zinc schooner]

how long it take to get big muscles

[lunar goblet]

idk awhile

93kg is max currently

[lyric junco]

about 1kg of shadow mass per 2kg of real mass

[scenic yoke]

so if youre 80kg shadow mass r u 93kg normal is that all that means when i see 80kg instead of 93kg rn

[lunar goblet]

The hell is shadow mass

[scenic yoke]

and then 81kg shdow youre 95kg reg?

[lyric junco]

yeah, it's just an indicator

[ashen sluice]

dude it was just a prank

[sand kestrel]

Wtf happened in that arena

Was there a bear?

[lunar goblet]

.

[stuck prairie]

ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS

[lunar goblet]

No it's just that a lot of fights took place there

[stuck prairie]

MY CROSSBOW CLIPPED INT HE GROUND AT THE START OF THE MATCH

[lunar goblet]

Like a hundred men died in that arena

[stuck prairie]

NOW ITS GONE

[high frost]

i just want to ask is half sword early access worth it right now?

[lunar goblet]

yes, but it does have plenty of rough spots.

[high frost]

Mkay

[lunar goblet]

if you want a fully polished game, wait.

[ashen sluice]

you should insure it so it doesnt dissappear

it stays on you forever if you insure it

[high frost]

okay thanks

[lunar goblet]

I have too many insured items...

[ashen sluice]

i insure everything lol

[stuck prairie]

you may have some extremely frusterateing momments but l ike that other guy said if you want a fully polished game wait, just dont be the person taht comes in here and complains about repetetiveness and optimization not being present in an early acsess game, if you dont care and wanna get int he action i think its worth

[young saffron]

blood efects on the EA are so good now

[zinc schooner]

like without the armor and stuff?

[long bone]

bought the game again to support the devs. I think it runs good enough.

[lyric junco]

peak performance

[young saffron]

playing the slums would cause a nuclear bomb💔

[hollow smelt]

he needs to be on the knocked out or dead

[stuck prairie]

suprisingly for me the forrest causes the least lag out of any map

[slow harness]

Same here actually haha

Minus cellar

[long bone]

cellar lags more than arena to me

[stuck prairie]

alley riots cause horrendus lag for me

[slow harness]

Yeah same here

[slow harness]

Would be cool to see a courtyard map, like inside of the castle walls

[slow harness]

Hot

[stuck prairie]

yes

wait

isnt that just the yard.

.

[lunar goblet]

Armor doesn't count

[long bone]

I think we already have something like that

[slow harness]

No, not the yard

[young saffron]

why is willie made out of playdough

[slow harness]

Like

[zinc schooner]

damn that big as hell thenn 93kg

[stuck prairie]

hardest elden ring game with halfsword graphics and combat

[long bone]

dark souls style would be terrible ngl

[slow harness]

I'm not sure how to describe, like a cobbled courtyard

[long bone]

imagine how hard it would be to enter a coffin

[lyric junco]

elder swords

[stuck prairie]

pokemon with halfsword combat and gore

https://giphy.com/gifs/instagram-viral-nazoom-BKw04PbLlfOl2tzrwO

[spring forge]

Halfsword spawned a naked man at arms for some reason

[slow harness]

Petition to bring armoured combat to the Olympics

[spring forge]

Like I saw a guy with almost no armour and a warhammer

Fighting in carnage

[stuck prairie]

buhurting irl is already a real thing

[slow harness]

But at the Olympics

[stuck prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418980390714085471/1455786263557705851/caption.gif

[stuck prairie]

no

[buoyant ravine]

AI Couldnt replicate this to the nearest for shit

[slow harness]

Yes

[spring forge]

😢

[stuck prairie]

no

[slow harness]

Yes

[spring forge]

Why are they all caked up gang

[stuck prairie]

no

[buoyant ravine]

It's called Kingdom Come Deliverance

[slow harness]

Yes

[stuck prairie]

no

[slow harness]

Yes

[stuck prairie]

no

[slow harness]

Yes

[stuck prairie]

no

[slow harness]

Yes

[stuck prairie]

no

[ashen sluice]

see the joke here is porn

thats the joke

[slow harness]

Yes

[ashen sluice]

isnt it funny guys

[stuck prairie]

no

[slow harness]

SHUT UP

[slow harness]

Yes

[stuck prairie]

petah thats not a joke thats just porn

[stuck prairie]

no

[slow harness]

Yes

[stuck prairie]

no

[slow harness]

Yes

[stuck prairie]

no

[slow harness]

Yes

[formal chasm]

gluck gluck 3000

[stuck prairie]

no

[slow harness]

Yes

[stuck prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267693496354213950/1470605055370727688/kurtcobillie.gif

[slow harness]

Aw man :(

[long bone]

no

[buoyant ravine]

That final throw kill was lowkey brutal. https://open.spotify.com/track/7bZ9DW3FAjeBFgCRZsJjTP?si=5f404c88daab4f7e

[slow harness]

Olympic armored combat

[stuck prairie]

too expensive

[long bone]

yes

[stuck prairie]

no

[slow harness]

Your dad

[slow harness]

Yes!

[stuck prairie]

your mom

No
!

[slow harness]

Can't talk about mom like that

Hence why I brought up your dad

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gustavo-fring-walter-white-ratio-gif-23898603

[slow harness]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-red-cat-black-and-white-gif-6741476146926631194

[onyx moon]

scared of my aura

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/reigen-reigen-arataka-arataka-reigen-reigen1000-reigen-ratio-gif-26112548

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-very-curious-magnifying-glass-looking-peeking-gif-3027926178787907205

[slow harness]

That's not mud

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/uzui-better-gif-24953549

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-eyes-out-amazed-gif-14044962

[ashen sluice]

oh my god its grey faced moai

[ashen sluice]

willie calm down there...

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-straw-gif-25765355

[amber pollen]

this game sometimes dawg

[lone zephyr]

can i do different maps in freeplay or is it just the tourney arena

wonderful

[plain brook]

hhi russian

[slow harness]

Olympic armored combat at the Olympics during the Olympics

[onyx moon]

ow

[onyx moon]

i had to get a different angle

[slow harness]

Average multiplayer match

[past kestrel]

probably no one
unless if you're talkin about the demo

yeah its possible

i've seen some do it in a little over 5 minutes

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946896121282834432/1028021470850449469/thedoginmyhands.gif

[slow harness]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/405552474447937557/1059922482385145876/4x.gif

[past kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130853628542976020/1399781894274547773/KILL_YOU.gif

[slow harness]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741856999486128148/1095699074260410418/rfGANfoG.gif

[past kestrel]

why is only his eye not distorted 😭

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kai-cenat-skull-black-fat-guy-with-red-eyes-gif-5849643883783011654

[buoyant ravine]

the mp4 to gif converter fucked this

[past kestrel]

fake!

[bold pendant]

How good is the performance on the EA, now?

[floral vale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/xaviersobased-8

[past kestrel]

fake!

[buoyant ravine]

I gave them covid

[floral vale]

i was there. its real

[onyx moon]

what a jump just to miss

[finite bough]

but you are blind.

[buoyant ravine]

The amount of lore in this video is insane. Theres over 5000 years of pages of lore in this video

[vocal blaze]

yo is it possible to retire my character and start from beggar rank and not lord rank

[scenic yoke]

oh shit...

[scenic yoke]

yep

[vocal blaze]

how

[scenic yoke]

slider at the top

[vocal blaze]

ok

[finite bough]

cartoon ahh moment

[vocal blaze]

and do i keep my loadout

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-gif-9239400324404342645

[scenic yoke]

only insured items

but yes

you can bring plate back into peasant

[buoyant ravine]

Try me bitch

https://tenor.com/view/try-me-bitch-mad-triggered-gif-13712757

[stuck prairie]

you live in the EARTH

HA

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-and-load-lock-load-arnold-schwarzenegger-guns-gif-7977879

[scenic yoke]

it does reset the craft weapons bench

so make sure to craft any special weapons in lord

insure them

[buoyant ravine]

Come and get me

[scenic yoke]

then bring them back

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/me-outside-your-house-me-caption-meme-walter-white-gif-15099266937969397507

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/look-out-the-window-mae-whitman-annie-marks-good-girls-take-a-peek-gif-16687836

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-shocked-ariana-grande-ariana-wicked-gif-9352977018792188008

https://tenor.com/view/running-run-cute-muppet-puppet-gif-17682780965900192174

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/gustavo-fring-gus-gus-fring-breaking-bad-better-call-saul-gif-11448311391936706592

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/a5m-albert-fifth-musketeer-trip-gif-17727367700574636570

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-begging-pretty-please-beg-on-your-knees-pray-for-mercy-gif-4506575019805686628

[vocal blaze]

@scenic yoke yo im beggar noiw but when i try to start a match it gives me the same ones as my previous ranks

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-finger-guns-play-dead-shot-acting-gif-4265422

[vocal blaze]

doesn't give me the regular modes i'd get as peasant

[stuck prairie]

gif lore

[fierce coral]

guys what do you think of the picture i sent in photography ?

[vocal blaze]

nvm its working

[scenic yoke]

you should be able to get all of the modes is whats strange

yea

[buoyant ravine]

George Washingmachine just got first blood in the match!

[stuck prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418980390714085471/1455786263557705851/caption.gif

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/resurrection-resurrect-back-from-the-dead-coffin-gif-17046161

I watched an ad to revive myself

[fierce coral]

~harder~

[onyx moon]

what a 360 throw

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/moderator-gif-23608962

[slow harness]

Bruh

[fierce coral]

i'm joking ok

[stuck prairie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sorry-reaction-d7fTn7iSd2ivS

[slow harness]

https://tenor.com/view/uh-gif-230597167926076170

[cursive sluice]

What the fuck.

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gus-fring-i-will-kill-your-wife-tomato-gif-1605679785764180321

[fierce coral]

i don't have a wife nor son nor daughter

[cursive sluice]

good, dont replicate

[stuck prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418980390714085471/1455786263557705851/caption.gif

[cursive sluice]

dont reproduce

[buoyant ravine]

bye bye

[fierce coral]

i'm sterile (almost)

[cursive sluice]

Its over, I 🐖 💨 you

[slow harness]

https://tenor.com/view/green-alien-cat-green-alien-green-cat-alien-gif-721538137659195618

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[onyx moon]

why he tryna sneak a feel

[stuck prairie]

john marston plays halfsword?

[onyx moon]

indeed id o

[slow harness]

No

[onyx moon]

im hitting crazy nut kicks

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-low-rank-low-rank-rankism-shut-up-i-have-a-higher-rank-than-you-shut-up-gif-21516126

[slow harness]

Lmfao

That one is good

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/you-see-my-roles-low-rank-shut-up-low-rank-gif-27563414

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/john-marston-my-beloved-john-marston-my-beloved-rdr2-red-dead-redemption-2-gif-12051281291796157027

[kind mica]

@stuck prairie 😭😭😭😭

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/back-pain-hat-beard-lumbago-gif-17378042

who just pinged me

[cursive sluice]

he's pondering

[buoyant ravine]

Dawg that guy who landed on the top of his head made me laugh (Because of the sound he made when he died) thats why i had a hard time picking up someone. (Its at 0:32)

[cursive sluice]

is this a 5 muscle and 5 height willie?

[past kestrel]

looks like it

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-lol-lbow-kto-funny-gif-25347485

[stuck prairie]

what if they made the tongs

tongable

like

you can open and close them

ball crusher 2000s

[past kestrel]

like pliers 👀

[stuck prairie]

yes

[fierce coral]

so guys what do you think of the image i sent in photography ?

[dark fern]

Just beat the commoner tourney 💪💪💪

[merry dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-middle-finger-skeleton-fuck-you-skeleton-middle-finger-flaming-middle-finger-gif-16052473249365518466

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-low-rank-low-rank-rankism-shut-up-i-have-a-higher-rank-than-you-shut-up-gif-21516126

[fierce coral]

gg

[merry dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-a-pal-for-gary-weird-tentacle-puffy-fluffy-gif-18124989955428280157

[stuck prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1475237455971225924/Video-375.gif

[fierce coral]

was fun the first time, but it's getting just annoying

[fierce coral]

?

[stuck prairie]

i know what you said

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gusfring-gif-24463299

[cursive sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[merry dragon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bernoxz-bernoxzgifs-speed-dying-pciDrSmCu2w6eY6Njf

[cursive sluice]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNXNuOXdqZ2ZyYTZzZ2o0ZG95emlvOG13cHhrcDFkb240eGFvaGVzZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/wm7OIksMTLLv0iYByb/giphy.gif

[dark fern]

I thought this server was full of serious medieval scholars

[fierce coral]

and

[merry dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-shocked-gif-9885796698302419555

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/consume-cardboard-box-cat-gif-25431281

[merry dragon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1224174245735694426/sandcat.gif

[merry dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/city-boy-gravity-falls-cityboy-city-gif-7883969618059930120

[past kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-memes-meme-loading-gif-11112458141014207448

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-ratte-dr-house-gif-264714550883543323

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/kieran-duffy-kieran-rdr2-red-dead-redemption-2-gif-12432913199789191237

[merry dragon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428522743095361586/fc04b97f-b0a0-4949-b481-da3ddaec1b55.gif

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/honor-redemption-2-red-dead-redemption-2-honor-up-gif-11107823712125276177

[dark fern]

Misclickkkkk

[merry dragon]

aaand send!

[cursive sluice]

What a evil man

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[merry dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/madden-giferator-madden-madden-15-im-not-the-father-nope-gif-16231858298790511852

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-no-image-perms-gif-18006828907471357785

[dark fern]

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-low-rank-low-rank-rankism-shut-up-i-have-a-higher-rank-than-you-shut-up-gif-21516126

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/gustavo-sussy-gussy-gus-fring-gus-fring-gif-15345971052472009998

[merry dragon]

2026 is year of the horse so this is ferraris year

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-explode-random-content-aware-scale-meme-gif-11007610120581438319

[merry dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/dnf-ferrari-sf-lewis-hamilton-gif-14095749954996131999

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/real-gif-26685269

[cursive sluice]

SEARCHING

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-gif-27249154

[merry dragon]

ughhh general has been talking about polish for like 500 hourssss

[steady cove]

You ever notice there is so many names with the word Hard at the end.

[merry dragon]

but they be soft

😔

[high aspen]

Sorry to interrupt this very important looking interaction between 2 people but does anyone know why halfsword runs like shit from the ass

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/hank-angy-hank-breaking-bad-funny-gif-1849498628838104878

[merry dragon]

bc ur bunions

[stuck prairie]

because you dont have enough faith in the exe file

[merry dragon]

buns

b u n s

[stuck prairie]

you need to have faith

[merry dragon]

ok joseph seed

[stuck prairie]

encourage the exe

[high aspen]

How do I become faithful to the exe

[stuck prairie]

encourage it

pray to it

tell him that if it dosnt run you will kill its family

[merry dragon]

how about assert dominance to ur pc using a hammer

[high aspen]

But it's family is a few indie devs

[merry dragon]

smash your pc with a hammer and make it scared so it runs better for u

[stuck prairie]

and the files in the win 64

[high aspen]

I'd never kill an indie dev

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/honor-redemption-2-red-dead-redemption-2-honor-up-gif-11107823712125276177

[high aspen]

I would however torture everyone at Bethesda

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/honor-redemption-2-red-dead-redemption-2-honor-up-gif-11107823712125276177

[high aspen]

But fr how tf do I get ts to just work

[stuck prairie]

if its too laggy

either you deal with it

or get an optimization mod

[high aspen]

I got the optimization mod and everything is at low and it still runs like ass

[buoyant ravine]

Y'all remember this? and goddamn, you were right. The fucking saturation is too much

[lunar goblet]

because it dropped it's spaghetti

[cursive sluice]

breaking bad saturation, lets goooo

[high aspen]

The demo ran perfectly fine but early access is just horrible

[lunar goblet]

With this speed, just get the largest shield and run into knights with it

[stuck prairie]

then either you get a better pc, deal with it or just dont play the game

[stuck prairie]

thats because this is a realistic physics based game

[lunar goblet]

The fuck it did

[stuck prairie]

the demo isnt that bad compared to ea

some people still choose to play the demo

if i were u

[high aspen]

The demo is better than the ea from my testing

[stuck prairie]

id just hold off untill the game is fully optimized and polished

[lunar goblet]

I love half sword but anyone saying it runs well at any point is deranged

[high aspen]

Yes please

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-moderators-ohh-oh-black-gif-27095202

[steady cove]

Half-kink

[feral moon]

Is he a smart fella or a fart smella?

[high aspen]

That's not gonna happen for a long time

[steady cove]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-he-is-already-dead-stop-gif-5552043

[stuck prairie]

then just wait for the game to finish optimizeing

[coral axle]

what was the robe looking thingy called

[stuck prairie]

@mighty nexus

[lunar goblet]

But I need to make sure

[merry dragon]

tabard

[high aspen]

Waited around a year to play something close to a full release and now I gotta wait for it to be a functional game

[steady cove]

Well he's definetly not a smart fella.

[cursive sluice]

play and have fun

[high aspen]

How does one have fun when the beggar tourney becomes unplayable by round 5

[merry dragon]

get better

[cursive sluice]

skill issue

[steady cove]

How is it unplayable after round 5?

[feral moon]

me next

[high aspen]

Cause the game runs like dick

[cursive sluice]

caught

[merry dragon]

ooooo u like dick dont yewwwww

[high aspen]

I like mine

[feral moon]

That's gay

[merry dragon]

could be

could not be

[high aspen]

Nah that's self love

[merry dragon]

its confusing

[high aspen]

Mmmm tasty content I'll never get to experience myself

[hearty forge]

67676767667676

[high aspen]

I wonder if halfsword r34 is a thing yet

[steady cove]

#🧠rot

[cursive sluice]

Dont talk.

[lunar goblet]

Yeah its in the game

[hearty forge]

guys how do i become more then 97kg

[steady cove]

https://tenor.com/view/wazowski-mike-mike-sulivan-meme-monster-inc-gif-19634164

[steep bison]

Quick question peeps every time I try to equip the baron armour set the side of my screen on where what you were is displayed comes up red?

[cursive sluice]

by cheating

[high aspen]

There's a single image on r34