halfsword-chat-⚔

[ashen sluice]

omni man be like

[small glen]

The only one was that intentional and was good was the one with the axe and him on the floor.

But most of these are either half swording auto parrying, and not intentional

[sharp thunder]

been learning davinci too trying to make edits

i made a very shiddy low effort one so far

[small glen]

Repost, i returned the mace to sender

[covert tulip]

no one likes my guy

:(

any tips before fighting the baron guys

[small glen]

Bring a long weapon to cheese enemies

[ashen sluice]

fucking superstrength willie wtf

[small glen]

Long blunt

[sharp thunder]

bring backup guys with you in case one dies

[wheat leaf]

i liked it i just forgot to reply, visually i prefer tabard without a cuirass but defensively its worth it

and for baron, keep distance, keep backpedaling so they stay all in front of you if you can

[covert tulip]

ok

[wheat leaf]

be mindful of your stamina or youll get dropped once and not be able to get back up

[sharp thunder]

pay off your souls first so you can quickly redo the tourney if you die too @covert tulip

[covert tulip]

alright

[terse cloak]

if i cut a guys leg off

do he automatically die

[neat jasper]

usually

not immediately but he will die most of the time

[terse cloak]

because this guy was rolling around

he was not having a good time

and im too broke to keep paying off these souls

[neat jasper]

Punch em then so they don't die

or use blunt

[terse cloak]

i cleared the tourney that gets you into militia just by chopping legs off

[covert tulip]

do i bring at least like 2 guys cause thats the maz

max

[hasty narwhal]

it's the meta

[terse cloak]

well no shit

they cant run after you

tho not all of them give up when they lose a leg

also, when you deliver the drunken patrons

[neat jasper]

I usually use blunt weapons over swords or anything like that when they start to get good armor anyways

[terse cloak]

do you have to keep them alive?

[hasty narwhal]

nah just bring one

[hasty narwhal]

kind of

[hasty narwhal]

one is a good distraction

[terse cloak]

i usually give them a good smack and carry them home

[neat jasper]

After you deliver them I think they can die

[hasty narwhal]

two is js a waste

[terse cloak]

yeah

[jagged cloud]

why is the great axe so damn dull

[hasty narwhal]

better question: what the hell happened where the demo is a completely different game lmao

[neat jasper]

Me when using rake

[terse cloak]

ive gained 20kg in muscle

hell yeah

wish that was me irl

[neat jasper]

I was about to hop on demo lol

[hasty narwhal]

trvth

[terse cloak]

the biggest mace you can make from the start of the game turns out to be pretty good in militia too

flooring these guys

[hasty narwhal]

the spikey ball shaped mace is overpowered

needs to be nerfed

[terse cloak]

ill have to make one

[hasty narwhal]

god i love how

a peasant with a hammer will continue to swing at me after i genuinely cave the face of the first peasant in

but call him one name while he's on the ground and it's over

[covert tulip]

im now on lord rank

[hasty narwhal]

am i stupid cause i thought there were crossbows

[forest kiln]

there are

[neat jasper]

They can spawn on forest map sometimes

[dire zephyr]

lol my character did the ali shuffle

[neat jasper]

near the caravan

[wheat leaf]

only spawns in the chest beside the cart on the forest map, but at random, youll need to find the quiver of bolts too which spawns in the chest next to that chest beside the cart on the forest map... but at random

[neat jasper]

Or you can be part of the one bolt gang

and git gud

[hasty narwhal]

js slime me out atp bro

[wheat leaf]

does it spawn with one?

like one bolt

[neat jasper]

Yeah

Every match you go into with it it has one loaded

[fallen glacier]

quiver also spawns in alley in a barrel

[wheat leaf]

i want what the devs are smoking to make that the only way to use a weapon thats barely even viable

[cursive folio]

finally the LMB->RMB slice actually worked, it just kept sliding before

[signal wedge]

nanners

[main hornet]

actually weighed 0.13 kg less than my original gauntlets

[remote crypt]

if you retrieve ur bolt you start with 2

[neat jasper]

fuck he spotted me

Hi sillius

[wary nebula]

lets go

[wheat leaf]

ive only grabbed it once the first time i spawned on that map, havent touched it since

[fallen glacier]

tru

[wheat leaf]

maybe its time to try some crossbow trickshots

i aint seen a 360 noscope yet

[neat jasper]

I absolutely love crossbow

[wheat leaf]

dammit

[wheat leaf]

well theres no scope anyways

[neat jasper]

but bolts bounce off targets just a little too much

[stray ridge]

how get crossbow

[fallen glacier]

spawns forest

[neat jasper]

Shoot a bolt at someone with armor, have it bounce back at you and spin kick it into their face. Would be the ultimate clip ever hit

[wheat leaf]

i dont think ive ever seen willie look more terrified

[forest kiln]

imagine reading literally 5 messages ago

[stray ridge]

nah

[fallen glacier]

lol yea. His hard head saved him

[terse cloak]

does anyone else insure EVERYTHING good they get

[wary nebula]

allat just to bounce a bolt off his titanium forehead

[neat jasper]

no

[cursive folio]

1000 pace stare

[stray ridge]

its not 5 messages up

liar

[terse cloak]

everything im wearing rn is insured

[cursive folio]

yeah I think I have 100+ items insured

[terse cloak]

bro

[wheat leaf]

one could chalk it up to poor game design right now, but i could totally see that happening somehow irl, ofc it would shred the muscles and skin of the head but glancing off the skull doesnt seem impossible

[terse cloak]

youre the victim of ye olde capitalisme

[neat jasper]

I see why you're broke

[violet ibex]

shit was a proper scrap from start to finish

[cursive folio]

im trying to insure every item rn

[terse cloak]

im broke bc i keep killing people and dont wanna fight the zombies

[fallen glacier]

yea I think it's realistic

[forest kiln]

i have everything insured and im not broke

[wheat leaf]

annoying for sure tho

[fallen glacier]

not shot at a proper angle it could do that

[solar nest]

folk 💔

[wheat leaf]

ima hop on crossbow in a lil bit i gotta learn some shit

[cursive folio]

if the next update has narrow passage I will forgive them...

[neat jasper]

doing all that fancy spin shit and having the weapon knocked out of your hand is hilarious

[wary nebula]

what a shield jab at the end

[terse cloak]

brethren, the lords have literally just providen us with an update

[solar nest]

narrow passage AND commoner swordsmen ❤️‍🩹 🥹

[terse cloak]

i beseech you, please endure just a week longer

[cursive folio]

the pit carnage/buhurt ❤️

[violet ibex]

bro literally said get that shit outta here

[neat jasper]

fr

[cerulean pivot]

what height do I put into the code to get barons?

[neat jasper]

"I need my weekly contentslop!! "

[spice pewter]

wait who pinged me

[neat jasper]

@spice pewter

[terse cloak]

i just barreled into someone while blocking w my mace

and he just crumpled

[neat jasper]

You should headbutt them

[forest kiln]

god i want to like longsword so much but it makes every fight 10x longer

[terse cloak]

how headbutt?

[neat jasper]

That's like the only thing I'm still not great at in the demo is headbutting well

looking up and slamming your head down quickly

[wary nebula]

fling your camera down and hope your head hits

[neat jasper]

that's how I do it

with high sensitivity

[hidden schooner]

who wants more spanish armour

[fallen glacier]

that's bait

[solar nest]

either ragebait or this guy is not so intelligent 😭✌️

[terse cloak]

YOOO BARREL QUEST

[neat jasper]

Minus the spikes that's sexy

[wheat leaf]

whats your longsword build? might be bad balance or weight

[fallen glacier]

abandonware =/= no updates in a few days. What's with these 12 year olds

[forest kiln]

big xD

[wheat leaf]

how heavy

[forest kiln]

its more about finding gaps in armor vs beating people to death

[forest kiln]

i think 2.3kg or something

[wheat leaf]

oh thats not too bad, yeah at t7-8 its pretty rough against polearms

[neat jasper]

little more basic, doesn't have that flourish to it but I like it

[hidden schooner]

spanish armour is just peak man

[neat jasper]

Agreed

[covert tulip]

guys

whens the baron rank

im lord rn

and like

96% done

with the next rank

[fallen glacier]

lord is the final rank atm

[neat jasper]

When you kill Baron is when you unlock the real game

[terse cloak]

this barrel quest fucking sucks

[wheat leaf]

i hope we get future updates with armor from more places in general, english, spanish, italian, it'd be pretty cool

[fallen glacier]

also technically baron should be a rank before lord, if it's ever implemented as one

[terse cloak]

cant find the last bit of barrel

[neat jasper]

how dare you insult the Dark Souls reference

[terse cloak]

i cant find the last bit of barrel >:(

[wheat leaf]

i wonder what the function or reason was for that lil hook on the top

[fallen glacier]

you have to knock all of the wood out of the metal rings

[hasty narwhal]

japanese

[fallen glacier]

look for the rings, any that still have wood in them knock it out

[hasty narwhal]

im so sugoi

[wary nebula]

It's gonna be connected to one of the rings

[hasty narwhal]

i need samurai

[neat jasper]

Sitting on it

[hidden schooner]

fashion

[terse cloak]

how many ring

[wheat leaf]

eastern update would be kinda cool, pretty far out of the games range but maybe once its a complete game theyd make more expansions like that

[hasty narwhal]

dlc

[terse cloak]

ninja dlc

[wheat leaf]

i think they said they wanted to avoid microtransactions/dlc

[hasty narwhal]

ok bro js kill me rn

[terse cloak]

found the last bit

it was hidden in a corner that i couldnt see in

[fallen glacier]

wtf. No microtransactions or dlc or pay to win? What did I even get this game for, waste of money

[covert tulip]

okay so

how do i get baron gear

[fallen glacier]

by beating him multiple times

you get a piece each time you defeat him

[covert tulip]

but where is he

[fallen glacier]

in the lord tourney

[covert tulip]

huh

hes not

[wheat leaf]

ik man my attention span is really getting functional without any battlepasses to buy idk what im gonna do

[fallen glacier]

yes he is. At the end of the lord tourney

[covert tulip]

ok

[neat jasper]

Where are my level locked emotes I want my Willie to hit the griddy

[terse cloak]

NOOO

i hired a merc

threw my axe at the bad guy

it hit the merc

and he folded

[covert tulip]

what do i do now

[neat jasper]

Free loot ig lol

[covert tulip]

i maxed rank progress

im on lord rank but theres no tourney

[terse cloak]

his body despawned

[neat jasper]

oh..

[wheat leaf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1319058576014180458/InShot_20241219_084557289.gif

[neat jasper]

on GLORP on glorp

[terse cloak]

HES BACK

YEAH

[fallen glacier]

crazy how they really added the ufo

[wheat leaf]

cant believe i never noticed that it was there all along

[terse cloak]

won militia tourney

that's like 3 today

merc didnt make it tho

[hasty narwhal]

something like japan or china is practically another game

so a dlc would make sense for it

cause it's not so different from the basis of the game but

it's practically a total conversion

[wheat leaf]

i agree, but that probably just means they wouldnt do that alltogether

even content from other parts of europe is fairly unlikely as it stands

[hasty narwhal]

yeah but like where do you go from where they are now, you know?

besides adding horses

[covert tulip]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[idle crane]

DLCs havent been ruled out as far as im aware. Microtransactions definitely have though

[covert tulip]

BARON DIED TO A NORMAL KNIGHT MERCENARY

AHHAHAHAHAHA

[hasty narwhal]

it's the year of the horse

[terse cloak]

ive jut gottena polearm

max length,big axe head

buy buy leg

[wheat leaf]

Ea is less than 50% of the intended full game

[terse cloak]

wrong bye

[hasty narwhal]

max mass and size for all

[terse cloak]

not max mass im afraid

its 1.5kg

[hasty narwhal]

sad

:.(

[terse cloak]

is there a benefit to a max mass one

NO

game crash

[limpid pebble]

didnt know you volunteered to be the alien bro DAMN

[terse cloak]

good stuff

first blood w the longest weapon i can get

so fun

[fallen glacier]

Landed and started causing havoc

[forest kiln]

omfg this one guy is making me bankrupt

im 0-7 against him

[lime badger]

guys the game keeps crashing at the baron challenge is there a way to fix it? it keeps popping fatale error up

[twin barn]

I've restocked 15 times and havent gotten the warstaff once

This game sucks

[lost rover]

Terraformars cockroach

[forest kiln]

0-8

[waxen lance]

anyone else notice that the sword physics are a bit different in the early access compared to the demo?

[violet ibex]

thats because they are

[waxen lance]

ah

I'm tryna find my flow with swords again, I see.

[unborn scarab]

how you get that big

[violet ibex]

Just gains bro

All natty

[unborn scarab]

no how tho

[violet ibex]

bro did all that and still lost his leg xD

[mighty lichen]

Bragging views while using YT shorts

[terse cloak]

whose advice was it

to headbutt someone

[real shell]

I finally got all the baron's weapons. I was disappointed to find that his knife doesn't have a special name or appearance. It's just a rondle. My recommendation is get one of those warstaffs that has the XL spikes on it and give him a love tap on the head and he'll start dropping shit like a loot goblin

[upper urchin]

goop goop

[waxen lance]

That being said, I'm still quite good with a polearm.

[waxen lance]

Big half sword doesnt want you to know this but you can steal from the baron when he drops his weapons and sell them because theyre gold embroidered.\

[real shell]

So, you can't have duplicates, but I could get his beak over and over after selling?

[waxen lance]

idk this is the second time I've beaten him

but from what it looks like I can have duplicate baron swords so far

(the first one's on my hip)

[forest kiln]

i think my character has a balance problem, he keeps randomly falling over

[twin barn]

Yeah ive restocked at the very least 20 times

And havent gotten the warstaff once

What is this game dude

[unborn scarab]

yo how are ppl the hulk in this is it a mod?

[wanton remnant]

Heavy and too tall prob

[wanton remnant]

Editing save files

[forest kiln]

lolwut

[wheat leaf]

is that a thing? height effecting how easy you fall

[wanton remnant]

Heavy as in equipment to body mass ratio I mean

[forest kiln]

im 94kg and in as many armor pieces as i can be

[wanton remnant]

I’ve heard, and it extremely does when you edit files to make yourself over 12ft

[twin barn]

Is the warstaff just that fucking rare or something im so confused

Ive spent over 2k on restocking

[forest kiln]

okay, but theres short ass knights kicking my ass in full armor lol

[naive holly]

lowkey i've found it easier to just look for it in fights then steal it

[twin barn]

Yeah i've tried

[naive holly]

i've seen it in the shop once

[real shell]

I've really only ever seen it on enemies tbh. I don't think it appears in the shop, but you have to be at man at arms level to start seeing them I think. Are you soldier or veteren or something?

[twin barn]

Can't find it there either

[naive holly]

and only once

🕊️

[twin barn]

It appears in the shop

And im on lord tier

[real shell]

poor luck then homie

[wheat leaf]

i mean it makes sense that it'd be worse at 12 feet, it was the same way in demo when spawning tall willies. but i hope thats an actual feature my next character will def be short as possible lol

[twin barn]

The game:

[remote crypt]

I love and hate being short because it makes some moves impossible. But keeps you upright

[real shell]

I'm a little disappointed by the Baron's mace. It's just a chubby casted

[vapid hull]

hi guyts

[waxen lance]

I dont really like how the barons weapons are now, theyre kinda... mid

[wheat leaf]

he was a killing machine tho

[real shell]

The beak is still awesome

[waxen lance]

like, the poleaxe he had was like 10x better then the beak I find in looks and use

[wheat leaf]

what would you say you cant do? aside from reach the top shelf

[waxen lance]

also I dont have black armor so I cant make my signature EMPEROR loadout with black and gold

[real shell]

git moar?

[waxen lance]

as in they arent in game yet

tried using the half sword enhancer to spawn em in, they dont exist

[wanton remnant]

Short as possible has problems hitting heads with shorter weapons but u do u lol, the short guys do seem to not want to fall over or ragdoll

[real shell]

o. I'm just kinda winging it and I think I look fine

[remote crypt]

Some shots have to be adjusted for tall willies. Punching someone in the face is a magnitude more difficult if they're a head taller. Etc.

Its more adjustments than hard can'ts

[waxen lance]

like this is what THE EMPEROR looked like

[remote crypt]

but one big hard can't is a spinkick that hits the chin. Haven't been able to land one as tiny willie

[waxen lance]

I can get the pauldrons, gloves, and arm/leg things, but anything else doesnt exist

and helm

[wheat leaf]

interesting, ig that all makes sense but i like being a bulldog against these big mf's, make em fall real easy

my current character is shorter than default already so im kinda used to it

if i hit retire that'd let me keep everything but remake a character right?

[waxen lance]

my current characters pretty tall but I wish to be baron height how I do that

[remote crypt]

you lose current str. Just get default for tier

Is that peter dinklage

[wheat leaf]

makes sense

well i already got all the baron stuff so might as well retire sir "mein shveinhaerd"

[halcyon locust]

Man what the FUCK did they do with the sword stabbing???

[forest kiln]

all of the stabbing is pure ass

[waxen lance]

I have no issue with the poelearm stabbing i think that is just a skill issue

[halcyon locust]

My polearm is fine but I just made a psuedo dagger out of a very small sword and I can't fucking stab with it

[waxen lance]

but the sword stabbing is def different

[halcyon locust]

Let me just throw my arm in the air for no reason

[wheat leaf]

nah double click stabbing is even better than demo

more consistent hits

[forest kiln]

my character doesnt stab on a double click lmfao

i assumed that wasnt working

[wheat leaf]

double click lmb?

its never not worked for me, weird

[halcyon locust]

Okay but like, stabbing stance doesn't even exist for one handed swords anymore??

[forest kiln]

all it does is wiggle

[wheat leaf]

what weapon

[wheat leaf]

yeah that part is kinda wack lowkey, im not sure what the devs were going for

[halcyon locust]

"Hey let's turn the one handed stabbing stance into an upper guard for no reason"

[wheat leaf]

it can still do stabs but just quite weird ones, leaves you very open before a thrust

[halcyon locust]

Well I sure can't. It's not even a fucking thrust you just kind of lower the weapon towards them.

[forest kiln]

EXACTLY

i can only stab people when im holding the weapon half way up

[jolly gorge]

if i keep killing the baron will i get their armor?

[halcyon locust]

Indeed

Piece by piece

[jolly gorge]

lets freaking go

i got 2 rn

[limpid pebble]

Run it in Dx11

[sharp thunder]

kinda silly we dont get any baron shoes

[jolly gorge]

barons beak + mercenary is so OP it feels

[halcyon locust]

I'm only missing the shoes

[vapid hull]

Ghost of Tsushima lore

[halcyon locust]

And once I get them I'm heading to the abyss to challenge 84 lost souls

[jolly gorge]

whats the point of abyss I dont get it

I mean like

to revive yourself or get the souls sure

[sharp thunder]

there are no baron shoes :(

[jolly gorge]

but is that it?

[halcyon locust]

..................

[sharp thunder]

ik.... disappointing D:

[halcyon locust]

0/10 game

[sharp thunder]

I guess the main point is to get you to value the lives of your enemies more haha

makes me less likely to just murder people

[halcyon locust]

"86 vengeful spirits now hunger for your soul"

[jolly gorge]

Oh that’s sick I like the medieval lore and

And art**

[jolly gorge]

Ohhh I didn’t even notice that lol

Since enemies have armor I just thought it’s way faster to put your weapon on them so they surrender

[violet ibex]

I’m gonna crash out bro

[waxen lance]

only 860 coin

[vapid hull]

Why is the thicker blade lighter than the thinner blade?

[violet ibex]

That’s the last piece I need too

[sharp thunder]

yeah unfortunately the baron himself just wears regular old leather shoes

[halcyon locust]

They can take my money from my cold dead hands

[jolly gorge]

Woahhh how do u make swords ?

[halcyon locust]

but they can't

[vapid hull]

got that reversed, woopsy

[jolly gorge]

I can only make maces

[waxen lance]

...why is less material lighter then more material?

[halcyon locust]

Because I'm gonna kill them again

[violet ibex]

🤔

[jolly gorge]

[edgy mesa]

In this case its heavier not lighter

[halcyon locust]

So is the barons helmet the last piece you get then?

[wheat leaf]

unfortunately i dont have the hat yet but this seems like a promising start

[forest kiln]

man the game REALLY hates when i hit people in the face. thats the 5th crash today

[tame barn]

finally killed somebody with a crossbow

[vapid hull]

Why is more material lighter than less material

[jolly gorge]

Ohhh ok ty😎🤟🏼

[waxen lance]

oh idk likely a coding oversight

[jolly gorge]

Hmm that’s odd it doesn’t happen for me and I try to only aim for the head(not very well but still)

[tame barn]

is there a way to get more crossbow bolts in the free mode?

[vapid hull]

They're not tho </3

[thick onyx]

Keep getting fatal error when I headshot sum1, anyone know a fix?

[tranquil lantern]

foot got trapped/clipped in box and zombies ate me alive 😢

[vapid hull]

Because steel was the dominant metal in the 1400s and there's no option to change the material.

What else would they be using? Lead?

Not of the blade, silly

You can absolutely change the hilt

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-gif-9388384639890532829

also steel in half sword has a specific luster no other metal has

[native pasture]

Conquered beggar rank with a trusty axe and a dream

[vapid hull]

it's actually pretty cool, iron gives a more dull tone than steel does, which is can be observed here

[past kestrel]

99KG at Night 358

[wheat leaf]

minimum height might be the meta

[past kestrel]

can legit use my pollaxe like its a 2.0KG pollaxe now

[sinful mantle]

how did you unlock those things surrounded by vines

[tranquil lantern]

gambeson of clipping and despair (im wearing the baron standart to cover more clipping)

[halcyon locust]

The armor?

[past kestrel]

you need to wear an arming doublet and an hosen
otherwise you cant wear cuisses or those pauldrons and arm equipment

[limber kiln]

Might've gotten a little bit angry at this man

[sinful mantle]

whats the hosen

[past kestrel]

pants

[sinful mantle]

im wearing both i still cant use them

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/samurai-jack-aku-how-tf-unbelievable-gif-8289402379491026864

[past kestrel]

the arming doublet must not have a chained arm n it

[limber kiln]

Simple try stripping a knight down to everything after a fight, and wear his stuff

[past kestrel]

(armor)

[sinful mantle]

ok ill try that

[coral lion]

Guys is the game still badly optimized? Or did the patch fix it

[sinful mantle]

it worked thanks

[limber kiln]

It still runs poorly by my standards, though it's playable now

Though, I'm the Intel GPU guy

[coral lion]

Ahhh ok, ty

[wheat leaf]

i went from 20 fps on slums to 60-70 now so thats gotta mean something

[tight isle]

sliced bro so hard i took his geometry

[coral lion]

Oh great! I was worried about buying it and it being unplayable

[snow gulch]

cut bro up like a coke can

[tight isle]

bro didnt notice the ominous orb next to him

[snow gulch]

i was wondering wtf that was

[median storm]

Do blood spatters not generate dynamically on “low” effects

[tranquil lantern]

my man-at-arms for hunting knights

[turbid yoke]

is there a way to make my guy super buff in free mode

easily

[tranquil lantern]

you cant get hulk freemode

[turbid yoke]

how

[tranquil lantern]

mb

I hit enter too early

you cant really get insanely buff in freemode

[turbid yoke]

ah ok

[tranquil lantern]

you can download save files

edited ones off of nexus mods

[turbid yoke]

can u play those in freemode or only progression?

[tame barn]

guys

how can i get more bolts for my crossbow on freemode?

is there any way? even if it is modding the game files?

[tranquil lantern]

like how hard is it to put on your hauberk and standart, they die because of mistakes like these

[tranquil lantern]

you cant

[tranquil lantern]

not even sure they published a way

prolly a way if you know how to use the ue4ss thing

[sinful mantle]

how do i get that red armour slot near my legs

[past kestrel]

what's your character's weight mass if it's over 93KG
anyone?

[sinful mantle]

mines nearly there

91

[turbid yoke]

how do you add a save file from nexus or smth

[past kestrel]

mines at 99KG
zero mods or editting on the save file

almost a year my character lived for

[wheat leaf]

another armbar victim

[sinful mantle]

how is everyone on such high days

im just day 35

[past kestrel]

because they've been playing ever since early access got released

[sinful mantle]

i would have but i was broke 😭

[past kestrel]

did it break their arm
(i wish my 99KG willie could do that but he lacks wrestling skills)

[turbid yoke]

can your chartacter gain muscle in freeplay

[past kestrel]

no

[turbid yoke]

is there any way to make your free play character stronger

[past kestrel]

no

[sinful mantle]

how do you guys do stuff like this

[fast bramble]

Oh no

[sinful mantle]

welcome to hell

[past kestrel]

should've been paying the mysterious man a visit during the night

[sinful mantle]

does that help

[past kestrel]

it does

reduces the amount of souls that you must put to rest if ever sent to the abyss

[tranquil lantern]

arming doublet

[paper acorn]

You're cooked

[turbid yoke]

bro look in photography rq smth happened to my game

[sinful mantle]

is this giberish or does that mean something

[tranquil lantern]

arming doublet

[past kestrel]

or if you have 0 souls that needs to be cleansed, you can automatically revive

[paper acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-is-finished-cooked-finished-dog-closing-eyes-dog-with-eyes-closed-gif-8933440936102921947

[wheat leaf]

ill be real, i didnt actually break his arm with the armbar

i just kicked the shit outta his arm until it broke then pinned him to submission

[sinful mantle]

still impressive

[past kestrel]

would be funny if stuff like that would break willie's arm

[sinful mantle]

i have it but its still red

[past kestrel]

needs to have no chains

[tranquil lantern]

make sure youre not wearing pants with the socks on em

only the real right ones

[sinful mantle]

which ones

[tranquil lantern]

ill screenshot one sec

no sock parts on em

[turbid yoke]

i just got softlocked bro

[tranquil lantern]

not these

[wheat leaf]

i so wish, theres a number of jiu jitsu submissions that could work ingame

[turbid yoke]

i cant play halfsword anymore 😔

[tranquil lantern]

also no poleyn

[sinful mantle]

yeah im wearing the right ones but its not working

[vapid hull]

nobody ever talks about this one

[sinful mantle]

thats why

[frosty glen]

Is there a way to reset the data for progression mode so that you can replay it in its entirety?

[solid prawn]

how do you take weapons off enemies' belts?

[tranquil lantern]

delete yo save file (check the pinned messages)

[tranquil lantern]

no can do

Pretty sure you can only take armor

and mounted shields

[sinful mantle]

put them in a blender and steal the weapons after

[wheat leaf]

gained 11 pounds in under 4 days ingame, gains be easy

[tranquil lantern]

new tech?

[turbid yoke]

if i click train in progression mode and just spar will that make my character gain weight and muscle

[native pasture]

5 v 1
Knights vs The Baron

[wheat leaf]

what i found works is do brawl matches but even after you win just keep beating the shit outta them for a few stamina cycles then do it again

but spar does give muscle too

[sinful mantle]

oh no

i died

[native pasture]

120 souls want vengence

[sinful mantle]

ive got 88

cant wait for this

[native pasture]

Lmao

Thats like

an hour and a half

Maybe an hour

[sinful mantle]

i might just give up

thats so annoying

[native pasture]

worth of fighting your ass off

[sinful mantle]

I CANT EVEN GET OUT THE COFFIN

[native pasture]

Lmao

Off to a good start

[vapid hull]

I'm john leverage

[tranquil lantern]

hell it aint bro

I did 120 is about an hour

its doable

but not fun thats for sure

[turbid yoke]

ngl i couldnt even do 3 souls

[sinful mantle]

ill see how long it takes me

[native pasture]

Hey now, you're forgetting the fact that I'm a complete shitter

[wheat leaf]

i hate this game, i lost 6 kg for no particualr reason

[sinful mantle]

it gets easier when youre fully armored

[wheat leaf]

im tryna get swole

[turbid yoke]

i dont like fighting armored enemies ngl

[tranquil lantern]

least violent zombie finisher

[native pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/rotten-rotting-rotten-fruit-rotting-fruit-mold-gif-12020736

[tranquil lantern]

armored zombies make me wanna end it

[wheat leaf]

anyone know what max weight is for minimum height btw?

[tranquil lantern]

only reason I was able to do 120 was because I did a lot of lord riots

most of em were weak

[native pasture]

I love sparta-ing peasants off the slums cliff in riots

[sinful mantle]

i hate suffering in the abyss

[paper acorn]

my pflemmings when i restart the game after crashing for the 10th time

[native pasture]

I cant decide whether I like the new abyss or not. Like them being zombies and not actual enemies

[waxen lance]

yknow 10 pflemmings isnt a big price to pay for killing a guy

[paper acorn]

wait

it's pfennings

[sinful mantle]

i like it cause the zomboids actually weak af

[tranquil lantern]

big ass axe might be the way to go

[waxen lance]

pfennings then

[native pasture]

Bro they will either never give up or die instantly

[paper acorn]

flemmings

[native pasture]

That is some big ass axe

[paper acorn]

that name is pissing me off

[sinful mantle]

yeah especially early game when thwey bite you but late game its easier

[tranquil lantern]

I mean its not bad

5 chickens

[waxen lance]

yknow in the lore intro it says the jester lies, the merchant cheats, and the armorsmith is a dishonest salesman

but nothing about the weaponsmith

I trust the weaponsmith

[neat jasper]

As one should

He evens sharpens your weapons for free

[waxen lance]

I might just be gay but the weaponsmith is kinda a baddie ngl

[warm void]

I guess the jester doing some magic stuff to heal my missing arm

for 4 chickens or something

[cursive folio]

that felt too smooth

[tranquil lantern]

measuring my cash in this game by chickens from this point on

[waxen lance]

HOLY SHIT

same guy

[tranquil lantern]

baseball

[warm void]

hiring mercenaries for 35 chickens

[native pasture]

baseball, huh?

That tracks

[waxen lance]

why are we now measuring how much something costs in chickens

[warm void]

because this guy

[native pasture]

62.5 chickens for a riot

[warm void]

which level?

thats a lot

[native pasture]

Lord

[warm void]

lemme hop on half sword

[waxen lance]

the most expensive sword i think can be made rn

[warm void]

wtf

one sword for 2500 chickens???

[native pasture]

Small price to pay compared to my 15000 chickens

[waxen lance]

and no it is not really good

[tranquil lantern]

I currently have about 600 chickens, I used to be a multi thousanaire chicken holder until I decided to collect and insure gear

[tranquil lantern]

2500 chickens or one sword, think before you buy bro

[supple grotto]

for character creator the name generator has no character limit

[warm void]

counting stuff in chicken is kinda peak

[sinful mantle]

i wish there was a way to track how many abyss enemies you have killed

[native pasture]

Thegaminglemon

[tranquil lantern]

ikr

[warm void]

just count them

[native pasture]

Absolutely

[warm void]

https://tenor.com/view/simo-simo-hayha-shuumatsu-record-of-ragnarok-ror-gif-6770118695402808711

[sinful mantle]

im just in here wondering "when is this going to end"

[sinful mantle]

thats too much work

[tranquil lantern]

bro wasnt lying

[supple grotto]

hah

[cursive folio]

im actually so mad I just had the worst crash of all time

[tranquil lantern]

the innkeeper charges a whole chicken just to sleep

[cursive folio]

that was so perfect but my game fucking blew up

[tranquil lantern]

thats kinda crazy

[warm void]

finally I can name my character lake chargoggagoggmanchaugg

[sinful mantle]

that wouldve been seick

[warm void]

"sir chargoggagoggmanchaugg"

[native pasture]

It couldn't handle the weight of your massive balls of steel dropping with that one slice. Your character probably dropped 2 octaves in vocal tone with that slice

[warm void]

doesnt the game save the match you were in?

[tranquil lantern]

next gore update is gonna be worth at least 100 chickens

[warm void]

gore 3.0 wheeeen

🙏

[native pasture]

yes period question mark

[wheat leaf]

devs talkin bout some 'we added liver shots' yeah naw no human alive is getting up from ts

[native pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/metallica-james-hetfield-rock-and-roll-gif-15250782

[waxen lance]

I didnt notice liver shots because I always hit people in the head

[warm void]

why do I sometimes get sudden frame drops when first person

[sinful mantle]

i find it funny that to kill the zombies you must slice themclean open or better them until they dont get back up

[native pasture]

@warm void see above

[warm void]

huh

[native pasture]

cant handle the power

[formal chasm]

optimization when

[warm void]

first person is peak tho

[warm void]

bro

this is unreal engine game

[formal chasm]

devs might aswell make optimization a banned word

[warm void]

NEVER expect optimize gameplay

[formal chasm]

because damn

[waxen lance]

also overhead bonks with a polearm are the best bonks prove me wrong

[sand kestrel]

can they add eating food with your willie family to the game

[native pasture]

Hello neighbor was made on unreal engine and that was a totally normal optimal game

wink wink

[sand kestrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1147911880879378582/togif.gif

[paper acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

[formal chasm]

halfsword has a fully rendered solar system bro

[formal chasm]

...

[waxen lance]

gng what the fuck

[paper acorn]

halfcock

[native pasture]

willie is getting freaky

[sinful mantle]

freakster will

[warm void]

just found out I can steal clothes from the mercenaries

[native pasture]

That shit costs like

20 chickens yk

[warm void]

HOLY RECEEDING HAIRLINE

thats just balding

[sinful mantle]

the zombies keep trying to kiss me

[waxen lance]

getting paid 2 pfennings to kill a peasent tier champion

winnign

[warm void]

1 chicken

pretty good

[sinful mantle]

why are you guys talking about chickens

[warm void]

someone asked chatgpt or something how much a pflenning cost in the medieval era and 2 pflennings = 1 chicken

[sinful mantle]

interesting

[native pasture]

You're not allowed to say pflenning anymore

You have to use currency as chickens

[sinful mantle]

i will now use chicken currency as i have been enlightened

[native pasture]

Good

[sinful mantle]

im still in the abyss

[native pasture]

Sounds like a fun time

bet you've lost count as to how many you've killed

[sinful mantle]

sooooooooooo fun

[sinful mantle]

wasnt even counting

just hoping each one is my last

[warm void]

idk, spears are kinda fun ngl

[native pasture]

lmao

Well

Shoulda paid the 5 chickens per soul

[sinful mantle]

i forgot to

[soft osprey]

Also using ai, a fat pig is 360. What kind of stupid value is that. You could get 180 chickens or one pig

[native pasture]

small price to pa

y

[warm void]

dont ask me mate

[native pasture]

Unfortunately putting the currency as pigs would be less efficient than chickens

[warm void]

maybe there is some weird pig inflation

[soft osprey]

Hey mad eraser why is the value of the pfenning so skewed? 180 chickens are way better than 1 pig

[warm void]

maybe they dont like chickens like other stuff

[sinful mantle]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE GREAT PIG INFLATION

[native pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/kucapalau-gif-354550868306613651

[soft osprey]

No, but I’d love to hear about your mother

Ha

Fuckin got em

[native pasture]

i didn't know his mother was a pig balloon

[sinful mantle]

shes actually quite a lovely pig

im crossbred 75% pig

[native pasture]

so that means

[sinful mantle]

where did you find my selfie

[native pasture]

Its in a videogame bruh you might wanna get that checked out

[fast bramble]

I survived

[sinful mantle]

im suing microsoft

[native pasture]

mojang you rat bastards

[sinful mantle]

when does my suffering end

[native pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-gif-26206182

[paper acorn]

Congrats

How long did it take

Like an hour

[tame barn]

my crossbow guy

one shot is all i need

[wise halo]

81 souls took me 20 ish minutes

[tame barn]

(and a big ass messer)

[lapis cave]

are you sure

[tame barn]

david vs goliath

[sinful mantle]

FINALLY

MY SUFFERING IS OVER

[little kelp]

How come?

[sinful mantle]

i had 88 souls coming for revenge

finally killed them all

[little kelp]

Dang what weapon?

[warm void]

why is ths

[little kelp]

the zombies get almost one shot dont they

[sinful mantle]

longsword and pavise

[little kelp]

nice job

[lapis cave]

https://tenor.com/view/yujiro-yujiro-hanma-baki-gif-8581108212138649124

[sinful mantle]

if you slice them in half yeah otherwise you gotta keep whacking

[little kelp]

oh yea makes sense

[tame barn]

i just shot a willie in his willie

[warm void]

does size really matter?

[fast bramble]

I'm screaming

[near grotto]

Half Sword has fallen
Billions must purchase Exanima

[fast bramble]

I already did back in like 2018

[warm void]

already did

[near grotto]

Im so sorry

[soft osprey]

Examina and star citizen are two games that don’t get enough shit for their never ending and painfully slow development 😡

[fast bramble]

Lmfao

I've stopped even checking in for updates

[warm void]

slicing an arm off feels so clean

[remote crypt]

Star citizen gets a LOT of shit ngl

I had to find a whole new friend group to play SC 🤣

[soft osprey]

It’s not enough

[near grotto]

Devs cackling like hyenas while they buy hookers and blow with their EA money

[remote crypt]

Tbh its like. Genuinely a decently playable game rn

its not 2022 bug citizen

But I do agree. Its taking forever

[soft osprey]

Imagine a game taking $930 million+ in CROWD FUNDING and 14 years to be “decently playable”

[lean estuary]

just had to fight 90 souls in the abyss

[remote crypt]

Trust me I find it stupid too

just rn, it fills a niche I can't really fill comfortably elsewhere

[near grotto]

X4

[remote crypt]

[dusky jackal]

stupid question but do I want the balance of the weapon to be at the middle or at the handle for the crafting

[weak osprey]

150+ souls would go hard

[remote crypt]

Nearer the handle for swords.

[cursive folio]

it matters mainly for swords where you go closer to the handle

[dusky jackal]

so the closer to the handle/guard the better?

[remote crypt]

Generally speaking yes

weight is a big factor

but you want a little flop to your sword

just a little. Not too much flop.

[supple dagger]

Definitely think adding more to the free mode is something they HAVE to do in the next major update (extended character creation, map selection, better game mode selection, access to all armors and weapons, etc.)

[remote crypt]

If it behaves like a stick you did it wrong, basically. If it is a limp noodle, you did it wrong.

[dusky jackal]

thx

[cursive folio]

also also they HAVE to add narrow passage trust

[supple dagger]

Is this good? (trying to make a longsword that is functional with one hand so I can use it with shields if I want to)

[void walrus]

i find it cool that when u punch someone with barehand and they are using armor u can see how your hands start bleeding and start ripping apart until u see your bones

[torpid linden]

I always put it to test in free mode. If I can strike the neck with one or two swings, I did something right. If I can also halfsword to the neck with one or two swings in a clinch, I did it right.

[remote crypt]

A good way to sword and board is swapping your hands.

That way you can go back to two handing if required

you just gotta learn to fight with your left side.

But I mean, it doesnt look bad. Very light though.

Your biggest thing with swords is deciding your comfort level with said sword.

My ideal is not your ideal.

[waxen lance]

Theres a gold goblet in the lord championship arena that I think you can sell, trying it rn

[waxen lance]

bro missed and went "man fuck you" and killed the dude by throwing the crossbow at him

[supple dagger]

yeah I get what you mean
heavy swords always feel weird to me when I swing them so this light sword is perfect for me
its not like its gonna be my main weapon anyways, it'll be a backup
I'm using a poleaxe

[waxen lance]

I miss my old black claymore, it was a fun blade.

My beloved 😔

[paper acorn]

BUFFFFFFF

[supple dagger]

Isnt that the barons longsword or no

[waxen lance]

no its a custom one

back in the demo modding days

[supple dagger]

ah I see
why can you not recreate it?

[waxen lance]

the new sword mechanics are finicky

so I can have the blade, but I'm not used to the physics

also I cant have a black bladed sword

[supple dagger]

I think if you take a couple of minutes or hours to tweak with the sword stats, you can maybe find a similar feel that somewhat matches the demo sword

[remote crypt]

Thats fair

[remote crypt]

Yeah idk why GS isnt a thing anymore

[waxen lance]

GS?

[remote crypt]

Greatsword

its just really long longsword now

[waxen lance]

oh yeah I loved the greatsword

[supple dagger]

Imma see if I can recreate the greatsword

[waxen lance]

and i think thats why my bladework feels off

its not being swung like a greatsword its being swung like a longsword

like look how fluid I used to be

[north gazelle]

Anyone knows if there are red gambesons on ea ?

[nimble bane]

the baron has one

[north gazelle]

Nah he has an arming doublet

I'm looking for a red gambeson

[nimble bane]

it looks like a gambeson

[supple dagger]

this looks like it right?

[waxen lance]

it looks like it but the balance of it is way off

[remote crypt]

Yeah that and the limp wrists. You basically have to have a longsword to fight like you have a greatsword

[feral moon]

I believe I've seen them before but I may be confusing them with jacks

[remote crypt]

I like the wrists, truly. But it makes me have to make my swords fat as fuck to get the same flop once my muscle builds.

[waxen lance]

did they make the wrists more limp too cus I swear I've noticed to switching hands polearm tech isnt very stable anymore?

[remote crypt]

My freemode base willy vs my progression willy with the exact same longsword is such a pain in the dkc

Cuz the freemode willy has too hard of a time

and the progression its like a stick

[north gazelle]

Yeah i've seen red jacks but i was looking for a red gambeson to recreate the militia boss loadout, i know everything he has is available but idk about the gambeson

[waxen lance]

also after I got my first polearm I literallyhave not died once, and only lost like 5 times

[north gazelle]

I don't recall seeing one but i never paid attention

[waxen lance]

literally after bying my billhook I just have been unbeatable

[feral moon]

it be like that

you can start off with a flail

[waxen lance]

the flail is iffy

not really my taste, tis quite unpredictable

[feral moon]

tbh I couldn't get the tourny down with the flail

[nimble bane]

ask the gambeson factory costumer support

[waxen lance]

like check this shit

the polearm still has its moments where it leaves my hand but

[supple dagger]

is this any better

[waxen lance]

the balance for a sword should be around a palms width from the crossguard but its close

[sand kestrel]

Give the baron pauldrons and his feathers back 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[waxen lance]

but the gameplay for such a blade still feels too floppy

[supple dagger]

like this?

[waxen lance]

shields still pmo so I kill shield users by stripping them of their helmet and then showing off the grey matter

[waxen lance]

close enough

[sand kestrel]

How i lowkey stare at my screen when the guy im fighting grazes his wooden shield against my helmeted head, knocking me out

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397354532220043384/1445214849830486076/attachment.gif

[waxen lance]

(using an infinite stamina thing but still) I am still pretty damn good at polearm usage

[supple dagger]

it is kind of finicky though, maybe it's too light? (recording might be scuffed, idk how to fix)

[paper acorn]

roughhhe

squandrell

hedgebordn

[waxen lance]

also I dont like how taunting costs stamina

:(

[paper acorn]

I was thinking you can max muscles out with just shit talking

[supple dagger]

imagine shouting "buffoon" at your enemy and passing out from exhaustion

[waxen lance]

that literally happened to me because I got bonked and shouted "ragamuffin" then i fell on my ass and lost >:(

[scenic yoke]

something so seriously wrong about the balance this patch

physically, that is... the weapons all are pretty balanced

[remote crypt]

hammer

[past kestrel]

one year now
i will soon reach 100KG

[waxen lance]

WAIT THE BARON GETS TO HAVE A GORGET FOR HIS HELMET?

BUT I DONT?

[remote crypt]

He's sexy like that

[somber hedge]

Are crossbows in the game currently?

[stray ridge]

yeah

it spawns on forest

sometimes

[somber hedge]

Where do you find them

Oooh ok

Like on the ground or with a npc?

[stray ridge]

ye

chest next the the carriage

[main orbit]

this is a 1080p video. why does it look so ass (youtube)

[somber hedge]

Mk ty :)

[stray ridge]

yw

idk where to find the bolts

[waxen lance]

I now have 2 baron swords

[stray ridge]

wut a baron sword>

?

[supple dagger]

Wait there's no limit to muscle gain?

[waxen lance]

the baron has his own sword yes

[stray ridge]

how i get it?

[main orbit]

lmao

[past kestrel]

ever wodner why people have 94kg characters?
thats why, there's no limit, but it takes days

[waxen lance]

by stealing it off him.

[supple dagger]

unwieldy dagger

[stray ridge]

ah

[stray ridge]

?

[main orbit]

im assuming it gets super hard and tedious to build muscle after 94kg? (so like a soft-cap)

[past kestrel]

no not really
the muscle gain is consistent for now

[north gazelle]

How do you even build it

[stray ridge]

no

[wheat leaf]

reminds me of these.. things i made, each one weighs over 2400g

[supple dagger]

Probably
I think over time as you get bigger gaining muscles takes longer

[hasty narwhal]

dagger

[stray ridge]

js hard to find armor

[main orbit]

ive been stuck at 94 for ages

[past kestrel]

i can use a 4.57KG pollaxe as if its like a regular 2.5KG pollaxe

[stray ridge]

o

[waxen lance]

genuinely sucks as a sword but like I personally only have them as a sort of status symbol

[stray ridge]

im at 93

[past kestrel]

i use the heaviest armor and weapons for this to work

[north gazelle]

Yeah these are crazy lol, i tried beating the lord tourney with it but i couldn't because this shit don't really blunt

Even a buckler blunts more

[hasty narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/342845320813740032/1261849346929070130/togif-2.gif

[wheat leaf]

haaha imben fail

[supple dagger]

I wonder what is the heaviest weapon you could make

[wheat leaf]

pret sure 7000 gram swords are possible

[waxen lance]

I'm attempting a fuckass warhammer rn

[hasty narwhal]

Kill all server boosters effective immediately. Your execution time has been scheduled.

[wheat leaf]

best bet is hitting them with the pommel but thats pret hard

[wheat leaf]

stay mad lil bro i been here since ya momma was wipin yer nose

[past kestrel]

this guy is already almost knocked out after one hit to the face
you get really strong even if its just 1KG increase of mass

[vapid hull]

who up spinnin they shit

[hasty narwhal]

Jokes on you, my momma STILL wipes my nose

[wheat leaf]

she wipes mine too

[hasty narwhal]

Naginata wielding

[wheat leaf]

spinner spinner chicken dinner

[north gazelle]

How many loops did you do to build this much, or also would there be a consistent strat to build mass ? Because this could mean it would be possible to setup a macro to build mass afk maybe

[past kestrel]

im not sure
i just fought with my 4.57KG pollaxe for an entire year with the heaviest armor, no baron armor

[hasty narwhal]

WTH is a “KG”

Kill a graham

[north gazelle]

A year ?

[hasty narwhal]

Who tf is graham anyways

[past kestrel]

in-game year

[wheat leaf]

whats heavier?

kilogram of steel? or a kilogram of feathers?

[north gazelle]

Ah damn

[hasty narwhal]

Well the steel falls slower and feels lighter

[stray ridge]

2.2 pounds

[hasty narwhal]

So imma say steel

[wheat leaf]

thats right, because steel is heavier than feathers

[hasty narwhal]

Wait no

[past kestrel]

yeah-uh i can
you haven't even gotten to 96KG where that weapon starts feeling much more wieldy at that point

[hasty narwhal]

I mean steel is lighter

[sterile junco]

you've been bamboozled

[hasty narwhal]

Feathers are heavier

[sterile junco]

think harder

[wheat leaf]

nobody understands the reference

[vapid hull]

6 kg warhammer

[sterile junco]

math aint hard, and yet.....

[supple dagger]

this MIGHT be it

[north gazelle]

Can it take off the ground

[supple dagger]

I discovered a glitch that makes some weapons way longer than they're supposed to be in order to make this

[hasty narwhal]

Do tell

[remote crypt]

finally pulled a false edge with a onehander

[past kestrel]

in fact,
i'll use this heavy motherfucker for overboard stuff because my willie is a literal superhuman (well not really superhuman but you get the point)

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263255402729181184/1472953648358363258/7.mp4?ex=69951b3b&is=6993c9bb&hm=aaa2e4969b6a60cfe2a6ced2905c6f4b8fe5ec9ac90ab0a843d5108efb56adb7&
Just borrow someone else's Polearm atm

[vapid hull]

I don't understand why the other fellers always have the best polearms

[supple dagger]

you basically switch to longsword, make the grip and head REALLY LONG, and then switch to a different weapon. it makes the weapon longer than its allowed to be. I found that it works best with the messer in case you want to make a really long messer for some reason

[past kestrel]

i just need to battle for 40 more days until i get to 100kg
this is the strategy

[vapid hull]

Yeah thats why I steal their lawn and put it on mine, and it makes mine better

[waxen lance]

or just use a basic run of the mill billhook

[vapid hull]

There are no gifs of people stealing grass

[vapid hull]

skillhook <3

[waxen lance]

real

I have not lost once since I've gotten the billhook but currently I'm using the poleaxe

so

[wind charm]

I tried looking too ahaha

[prisma saffron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1460983795824984098/willie_yuck.gif

[waxen lance]

this is my favorite activity

I hate games that go "maces are ineffective against flesh"

like...

really?

[scenic yoke]

maces are ineffective in armor for this patch

[acoustic nest]

what wins, BONK or no bonk

[deep shale]

no no

maces are for faces

you win through head blows

[waxen lance]

ok so hear me out

boncc

[acoustic nest]

maces are supposed to rattle the brain and crack the skull

or mulch whatever is in the shell

[deep shale]

wearing them down with body blows doesn't really work

[waxen lance]

so why does the baron get the bevor that fits on the armet and we dont

[acoustic nest]

i like to stunlock people by hitting them lots, not much damage, lots of hits

[deep shale]

i like to play with my food