halfsword-chat-⚔

[sharp thunder]

heres the short version

found it

very SHIT but i wanna post more

[wheat leaf]

the best part of your first video being shit is that it only gets better

[wise halo]

https://www.blackmagicdesign.com/nl/products/davinciresolve/ (I am not responsible in any way whatsoever will happen to your PC, maybe it will blow up maybe not I am not responsible)

[wheat leaf]

did you have to do the register thing and give it all your information?

like home address n allat-

[wise halo]

no

not to my knowledge

[remote crypt]

If its not a short you're a little fucked

[finite bough]

was this too lethal chat?

[remote crypt]

Very 'i'm 12 and opened windows movie maker' in a good way.

[sharp thunder]

I think i posted it as both a video and a short somehow? Also when I go to my shorts tab in youtube creator and click view on youtube it just takes me to the homepage

[remote crypt]

weird

[sharp thunder]

maybe it hasnt had time to fully process yet

[remote crypt]

I just upload 9:16

[sharp thunder]

i used a random cropping website to do that haha

[wheat leaf]

the way you described it sounds pretty good but i might stick w capcut im not rlly tryna give random sites my full name, address, postal code, etc lmao

[remote crypt]

debating uploading this one

but I wanna fuck around more with shitpost videos

[finite bough]

@remote crypt@wheat leaf@wise halo?

[strong shadow]

Greetings everyone

[remote crypt]

its just gore corn tbf

Like, eventually you get desensitized to that shit

[wise halo]

don't worry, whatever suits you but like this is the way to video edit, this software, Adobe is finished DaVinci is the new awnser.

[remote crypt]

Shoulda asked me when I was 1q0

10*

[finite bough]

oh

[remote crypt]

Ye davinci is dope. I just enjoy capcut too much

[wise halo]

he's fine

[remote crypt]

Yeah I used to flinch at that stuff. Now its just 'huh I did that. Cool.'

[sharp thunder]

ohhh yeahh completely forgot i have an extension that blocks shorts, thats what was keeping me from viewing it

[remote crypt]

deployed.

[sharp thunder]

hyperpreggers...????

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-3664374138885563044

yes

[primal geyser]

pro gamer move honestly

[wise halo]

bro are you denying andruw and my shorts?

[wheat leaf]

i dont think ants can pick skeletons that clean wtf did you do, dunk him in acid?

[sharp thunder]

nonono wait wait wait

[idle crane]

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/daredevil-frank-castle-wait-pSNzHOr5lLvGpb3HLl

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-come-deliverance-henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kcd-2-kingdom-come-deliverance-2-gif-8513144675739880089

[remote crypt]

oh my god no

[wheat leaf]

where do i download the hydrochloric acid mod

[sharp thunder]

not on discord at least 😋 👍

[thick peak]

forgor*

[sharp thunder]

seriously what does hyperpreggers mean

🥺

[thick peak]

tf is preg

[wise halo]

alr alr

[thick peak]

why you always

so aggressive and mean

towards genius

and other guys

green supremacy huh?

[thick peak]

huh

to your knowledge huh??

[wise halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1461696931104559242/willie_shush.gif

[thick peak]

so other knowledges are inferior for you?

to you*

grrrrrr

https://tenor.com/view/amma-cat-ts-js-pmo-icl-pmo-cat-gif-9038313483801766180

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-1073017265361415453

[neat jasper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040415733374533675/1289410516996984832/eye.gif

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-typewriter-speed-typing-navy-seals-copypasta-gif-15687803

[gleaming aspen]

[finite bough]

hit him with an axe as an hulk.

[thick peak]

[thick peak]

Hulk*

ur welcome

[wheat leaf]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HsqzwbGgxMo alright chat first clip on the ol youtube, plz remember to like and scrubsibe and dont for get to hit the bell icon to be reminded of new videos headed your way, ill see you in the next video

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-meme-jarvis-clip-that-delete-this-disgusting-gif-13720489439954078492

[sharp thunder]

beautiful mace

[wise halo]

bonk

[finite bough]

cleann

[wheat leaf]

thats gotta be the cringiest shit i ever said how do youtubers ask for subscribers so fluently

[thick peak]

subscribe my channel bitch

[remote crypt]

why is it a square

[misty gazelle]

praise bonk

[wise halo]

idk if you have an option in capcut to fill the whole screen (top to down)

[wheat leaf]

IM DOING THE BEST THAT I CAN

[remote crypt]

I don't ask for subs. I just post stupid shit

[wheat leaf]

I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE CIRCLE VIDEOS YET

[fallen glacier]

I'm not sure why they still do

[remote crypt]

Subs < Algorithm

[wise halo]

yes

[sharp thunder]

i left a crazy comment 4 u @wheat leaf

[remote crypt]

The day I beg for subs without it being like. A little thing that pops up clicking the sub button is the day I am stupid

Cuz like. If you like it you like it

if you don't

[misty gazelle]

I just post long clip comps to my youtube

[remote crypt]

cool

[wheat leaf]

@wise halo to answer both of you i manually cropped it and then converted to 9:16 so thats why theres a gap

[misty gazelle]

Need to try doing shorts but i cant really be arsed, lol

[remote crypt]

Crop it after converting to 9:16

[wheat leaf]

oh bet

[thick peak]

if we swagging links to social media...

i guess...

[sharp thunder]

crazy youtube doesnt have a way to crop videos down to shorts ratio

[gleaming lodge]

Swordplay was way better in the demo especially commoner tier

[remote crypt]

Yeah I was like. 'huh'

[wise halo]

I record in 1440P and say hey davinci make this a short format and davinci is smart to fill the whole screen and if it's not you can manually tell davinci Fill and voila.

https://tenor.com/view/boo-boo-this-man-mad-angry-gif-16849857

[wheat leaf]

i liked your comment, this way you can sell your account for like a thousand dollars in the future when i blow up

[thick peak]

fine fine

[remote crypt]

Ye it lets me do that in capcut but I don't like using the AI functions

[sharp thunder]

less gooooooooo we making it out with this one

[wheat leaf]

say goodbye to clean tapwater bozo

[wise halo]

indeed, you gotta do it in your video editing software and then youtube is like, heyyyy this is short format

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ai-vs-artist-gifbox-gifzbox-redditor-FqptT2fvtE6d6zleTD

greedy humans needing water smh

[dire moon]

Is biting a mod

[gleaming lodge]

Yes king

[dire moon]

I might have missed the answer

[dire moon]

Funny my old name was tsavoking

[thick peak]

watch anime lazarus

ur cooked

send me all your money, you wont need them anyway

[dire moon]

Imagine if your name was ween

And u were king

Ppl would think you were called King Queen

[wise halo]

"show me the money"

starcraft cheat

[dire moon]

And ppl couldn't read back then. So you would be killing a ton of ppl calling you queen

[thick peak]

colored names...

purple for rich bourgeoisie
green for people who havent ever touched grass
red for swag.

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/deimos-r6-siege-gif-6204485797971098070

[wheat leaf]

so like, should i just accept rectangular videos or just go with a very narrow view

squares kinda a nice middleground..

[sharp thunder]

just like midevil times

[remote crypt]

I'd pan and zoom to where you want things to be seen personally

and max your FOV

[wheat leaf]

so square

[remote crypt]

it maximizes what you can see in shorts content

[obsidian sun]

can i start progression mode from start? i completed thee game once and now when i die or retire it just puts me into new charracter with my progress money and items

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/tkt-smart-gif-20642718

[wooden gazelle]

can you swap the poleaxe head? like in combat

[remote crypt]

ye. This is why I dont like AI features btw. This looks so dumb compared to what I ended up making with my own two hands

Direct comparison^

[misty gazelle]

oops, stabbed him in the dick

[wheat leaf]

cheeky lil smirk

[odd kiln]

updated turtle build

[remote crypt]

I think the only thing I'll ever use AI for is like. Audio balancing

[crimson compass]

Why is the war axe SOOOO much worse than just the peasant wood axe????

[wooden gazelle]

?

[remote crypt]

What the fuck does that even mean

[odd kiln]

dude I was just about to say that

[remote crypt]

I'm so befuddled

[crimson compass]

No, I wish.

[remote crypt]

okay now what the fuck is THAT

what weird gen alpha shit are you SEARCHING

[wise halo]

testudo!

[remote crypt]

[crimson compass]

As somebody that trains AI as a job I really dont recommend using AI for anything tbh

[odd kiln]

this guy has definitely not heard about the clav incident

[idle crane]

Lookmaxxing is for nerds

[remote crypt]

Yeah like I said. Mostly just for like. Audio balancing in the future only

[wheat leaf]

your google ai sounds more like a interrogated hostage to me

[lunar juniper]

anybody know how to use full armor

[odd kiln]

arming doublet

[lunar juniper]

how do you get that

[odd kiln]

😹

[crimson compass]

Yeah it's alright for really simple stuff but even the more advanced models that we train REGULARLY hallucinate information and just outright lie

[viral palm]

Sheesh, just saved my soul from 72 souls

[odd kiln]

buy or loot it off bodies

[violet ibex]

No

You have to swing it in such a manner to hit with the other side

[idle crane]

[wise halo]

I used google ai once for finding a song

[solar nest]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-eric-tao-ken-leung-industry-industry-hbo-gif-13702557412707969815

[crimson compass]

Surely vibecoding and the loss of legitimate knowledge on how to innovate won't have disastrous consequences for the future or anything...

[lunar juniper]

i got it and it still wont let me use it but it unlocked

[violet ibex]

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/giancarlo-esposito-far-cry6-gif-23554341

[violet ibex]

AI make me a game like Elden Ring but with better PvP

So op

[crimson compass]

See this is the stuff it's useful for. BRainstorming, common knowledge checks, specific searches that would take a real human FOREVER to do. What I DONT recommend using it for is really anything else that actually requires factual information and real knowledge. An LLM is not a replacement for a genuine human professional.

[idle crane]

GROK make me halfsword but its a 100 player battle royale

[wise halo]

ah yes kids using chatgpt for essays

can't wait for gta 6

and the new systems they have developed

im gonna wait for PC release

[crimson compass]

It won't be lol. This bubble will pop when it continues to stagnate and flounder around. LLMs can't innovate or be creative. As corny as it sounds they lack soul, and without soul progress will not be made in earnest. They are basically plagarism machines, which has its uses, but on the cutting edge humans will always lead the way.

[wise halo]

and if I become chronically ill when it's not yet released on PC I will buy a ps5 pro with gta 6

[sharp thunder]

shouldve waited to trade my quest 3 for the series x, havent used it all just in anticipation of gta 6

[crimson compass]

Yeah and this shit. The children are cooked. Especially the AI sloppers.

No idea how to fact check or think for themselves anymore.

Kids already barely knew how to read and synthesize anything BEFORE all this AI shit.

[viral palm]

I think Ai is a good help for coding, is it good at actually coding complicated stuff? Meh, we've seen Microsoft go to Microslop because of 30% Ai written code.

[sonic roost]

guys does anyone know why i cant put arm armor on my arms? (im at soldier rank btw)

i tried taking off everything

[crimson compass]

They aren't good for really complex projects. Maybe one day but right now you just get weird shit and nobody can actually debug it because nobody actually wrote the code lol

[wise halo]

ah yeah using AI to code your game, iv'e seen the youtube vids

[forest kiln]

low effort artist replacer good

[opal timber]

has anyone figured out how to get 2 M&K inputs working together for splitscreen w remote play?

[forest kiln]

hurr durr

[lunar juniper]

how do i use cuisses

[wise halo]

You need an arming doublet

[sonic roost]

thx

[wise halo]

and if the arming doublet has the metal things on the arm you have to remove them through the armor smith

[remote crypt]

Ye thats why I look down on my wife for using gpt to help her study.

[viral palm]

Exactly, and it somehow fuck up the code even more, when you ask it to fix it lmao

[remote crypt]

But she doesnt care

[wise halo]

ah yeah chatgpt

[lunar juniper]

does anybody know why i cant put armor on my legs

[sonic roost]

alr

[wise halo]

your wife is one of the reasons why ram is expensive af

[crimson compass]

Yeah part of my job is meticulously fact checking every single thing the AI says. I would say at least 10% of the info it spits out is outright wrong. It goes up to like 30% incorrect if you are asking it for recent info from within the last 2 years.

[remote crypt]

Yeah I use AI for the least amount of shit I can. Its just like. No pride in using it, no putting something together yourself. It's like paying some indian dude on fiverr to do some project for you instead of giving a fuck to do it.

[remote crypt]

Hence why I do not trust it

[forest kiln]

but thats not a good thing, you realize

[crimson compass]

""better""

[wise halo]

literally discord scams going around saying "I make portraits for a comission" literally scammers using AI to generate a portrait and selling it.

[crimson compass]

If you like soulless cashgrabs, sure.

[forest kiln]

all AI games will be exactly the same with a different skin, because it cant make decisions and be creative

[odd kiln]

AI this AI that the wall beats all

[remote crypt]

Yeah thats why I'm glad my artist streams when she draws.

[robust vessel]

and LAST ONE

[forest kiln]

there are ethical and useful purposes for AI, and NONE of them are consumer facing

[remote crypt]

Generally speaking I completely agree.

[wheat leaf]

second video ever on a brand new account, 139 views on a video in under 10 minutes, maybe i will make it big

if AI were more reliable it'd make a good assistant in hospital settings, having something that can objectively intake all the facts and spit out all the most probable answers in seconds or minutes

[forest kiln]

yep

[slender pumice]

But instead we get slop

[forest kiln]

but it would have to be heavily refined and tested over 10 years

[crimson compass]

Massive HIPPA violation lol

[wheat leaf]

at minimum

[wooden gazelle]

bro why does my merc still spawn even after i didnt assign him

[odd kiln]

1v5 militia is where the wall fails apparently 💔

[crimson compass]

Me when I upload somebody's private medical data to the cloud unauthorized where anybody at openAI can have access to it lol

Yeah cause my radiologist has a couple of 5090s sitting around to run local AIs

I doubt that.

[primal geyser]

don't you know everyone is an AI expert these days

[crimson compass]

I am literally an AI trainer.

For money.

[gilded breach]

get ai to do a flip then

[glacial gulch]

Goddamnit you said it first

[gilded breach]

lol

[crimson compass]

Gotta start simple like knowing how to walk and heel properly guys 🥀

[remote crypt]

check out parkour guys that use it to meme on it. That shit is so dumb. Gimme a sec

[glacial gulch]

Anyone know how to keep the settings from changing in graphics? The last 3 keep resetting to low

[remote crypt]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3tmT8m-xBYQ

[primal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/do-something-comeon-stickman-bored-gif-22722853

me when I train AI

[misty gazelle]

Im going to pretend that this was entirely intentional.

[idle crane]

Any further AI discussion should go in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

[remote crypt]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xybt_MGPFDE

[gilded breach]

its been a week since devs abandoned the game what can we do

[remote crypt]

That was the last post abt it from me dw Mantic. (Please don't warn me I've been warned before for literally hitting enter as people say to move discussion)

[crimson compass]

I'm done anyways, going to go play some White Knuckle so I will leave yall to it, sorry to shit up the halfsword channel lol

[primal geyser]

maybe that guy can train an AI to finish the game

[gilded breach]

plz no

id rather it actually be abandoned than have an ai finish it

[slender pumice]

I'm just trying to lvl up so I can shitpost lol

[tall talon]

I know that ot get the barons armour youve got to beat him a bunch of times.

But am I able to grab his weapons of his dead body? I realised I didnt have his mace. Or do i need to play with him till he wields it before i can get it

[idle crane]

I wouldnt do that. Ive done it also

[mental kelp]

is it a sign that the quit button is lined up perfectly with the "I understand" so if you just spam it without thinking u immediately leave the game at the start

[valid summit]

Do limbs regenerate ever in the abyss?

[thick peak]

yes

make him drop his mace

its easy really

[wise halo]

no

[thick peak]

baron beak his hands, he drops his beak, then his sword

[tall talon]

I usually just twat him in the head as quickly as possible so no problem

[thick peak]

and then he takes a mace

[wise halo]

only deep cuts, if you lose a limb ur done

[thick peak]

he also has dagger

[idle crane]

nope but you can continue fighting if youve only lost 1 arm and give it a moment to heal a little. I lost an arm and managed to kill several more zombies

[remote crypt]

[strange token]

hey so overheads with polearms still suck

[pearl ferry]

god please remove the fucking barking in the yard map

its going to drive me absolutely crazy

[glacial gulch]

enemy refused to stop fighting after i won

[buoyant ravine]

This is a dagger for me

[wheat leaf]

1 subscriber, that surely enough for content creator role

[wooden gazelle]

fucking hell why do those zombies think theyre the main character

[idle crane]

How many halfsword videos do you have?

[wheat leaf]

2, i just made the account like an hour ago tho

over 250 views in under an hour though!

[idle crane]

If you would like the role make a modmail when you have 5-10 HS vids https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074

[onyx moon]

this dude big

[buoyant ravine]

on yt or something else?

[wheat leaf]

that sounds quite reasonable ill def be building up the account a bit more first before i bring it up formally, now i know where to go though

[wheat leaf]

yee on youtube

[wooden gazelle]

I JUST INSURED A FUCKING GOBLET FFS

[wheat leaf]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LjwvCglljGQ

[balmy kernel]

Finally got to Knight

[remote crypt]

me when I forgot about my youtube account since july

[balmy kernel]

My character has not fully died since Commoner and I’m so attached to him now

[flat geyser]

yo is there any to have 2 slots

like save slots

[buoyant ravine]

I know when a weapon is made for me

[remote crypt]

nexus has some mods for it

[mental kelp]

most structured EA parry

[wheat leaf]

its either i do this daily or i end up exactly like that

no inbetween

[remote crypt]

I just like. Forget

to post

[flat geyser]

beserk is this you?

[odd kiln]

🥀

[wheat leaf]

i feel that, even just for clips id share with discord id have 100 unedited saves and maybe 50-60 actually edited and posted ones over the course of however long

[onyx moon]

mister i wanna be a knight when i grow up

[past kestrel]

i love this game's muscle progression, almost a year in

[wheat leaf]

im lowkey getting sick of the aurafarming fit though, the AI has no understanding of how to use polearms so they just throw flaccid ass flaily unenthusiastic swings at my legs that will make me bleed out in under 5 seconds

what am i supposed to do, put on armor? sumn bs

[onyx moon]

how do u even achieve this without savefile editing

[past kestrel]

its like the legs are a vital area of the willie's body now

you get hit there, you die

[past kestrel]

look at the 1st ss, its day 344

[odd kiln]

sounds to me like theyre winning so I think they know how to use polearms

[onyx moon]

yeah but

68k coins

and..

98kg??

[past kestrel]

yeah, thats how long i lived for

i use the heaviest armor and equipment for this to work

[past kestrel]

i use a 4.57KG pollaxe like its a regular 2.5KG pollaxe

[onyx moon]

ok

[sharp thunder]

second youtube short going up shortly

this time with davinci

[wheat leaf]

they are only winning cause im trying to do more than win

[onyx moon]

take a seat

[odd kiln]

well thats your issue

[onyx moon]

oh lawd

[past kestrel]

the longer your character lives for, the more defining his muscles become and a small part of his limiter will be increased

[wheat leaf]

was i implying it was your issue?

[odd kiln]

no I meant "trying to do more than win" is your issue not "thats YOUR issue"

[stuck prairie]

are you the guy from last night

i dont remember

[mental kelp]

I wasnt on last night so nah

[wheat leaf]

ig it is my issue, ive already long since been past playing the game purely for the sake of winning now its just doing victory laps and complaining that the game cant keep up

[remote vale]

Rip. Was just missing the Baron gauntlets and helmet, game crashed as I fell out of bounds on the slums map and came back to having lost my character

My first character loss since peasant

And apparently insuring the Baron set was a complete waste of money

[stuck prairie]

dude

i got a big boy mod

how do i body slam

that sounds fun

[buoyant ravine]

The amount of lore in this video is crazy https://open.spotify.com/track/3sWbIVUEdY2YyXzJoNj2zs?si=f794f4d77747490d

[onyx moon]

doesnt let me freecam so i gotta take this crap screenshot

[stray ridge]

how do i remove the vines blocking armor parts?

[buoyant ravine]

press C for photomode

[onyx moon]

no i mean

i press f and it goes into 0

so

[buoyant ravine]

are using HSE?

[onyx moon]

nope

[buoyant ravine]

then your bindings or your keyboard is trippin. verify steam files see if that fixes it

[remote crypt]

🤣

[paper acorn]

@devs add a pissing mechanic already

[onyx moon]

this dude has to bescared to hell

[paper acorn]

Stop edging us like this

[onyx moon]

hes been

screaming for 3 minutes

uh oh..

[stuck prairie]

i need a strength mod like that that can let me hold on to people and pick em up like toys forever

[buoyant ravine]

i would scream too its pushing on me stomach that hurts like hell

[remote vale]

Need to wear a supporting piece of equipment. When hovering over a piece of equipment, which the vines are leading to the slot of. Not every shirt supports every armor piece

[onyx moon]

one last throw

idk how t i launched him up so high

hes not dead from that

[fallen glacier]

for cuisses, doublet or arming doublet. For spaulders/vambraces/harness, arming doublet

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-down-at-beavis-and-butt-head-thinking-pondering-bbhonpplus-gif-3638129565351468427

dat ass

[frozen arrow]

"Lend me that thing...you're half sword..."

"It's for my lady's painting"

[buoyant ravine]

This instant killed him btw https://open.spotify.com/track/2i08HJW9bYjGQRTHmXGAU1?si=12919efd5f794a66

[buoyant ravine]

didnt know willie was packing such thunder

[covert tulip]

what settings do i run while im on a rtx 5060 and 5600x

[buoyant ravine]

Low dlss dlaa or quality frame gen 4x or 2x

shits less optimized than high on life 2

[stray ridge]

it still doesnt let me put them on

[fallen glacier]

what are you trying to put on

[stray ridge]

they highlighted like orange

spaulders and cuisses

[fallen glacier]

you need an arming doublet

[covert tulip]

low graphics and dlss ultra performance?

[stray ridge]

i have one

[fallen glacier]

send a pic in #photography📷

[buoyant ravine]

sure maybe youll hit 50 fps on dx11 in slums

[stray ridge]

ok done

[fallen glacier]

whole screen please

[stray ridge]

bruh

ok

[idle crane]

Does your arming doublet have chains on If so remove them at the armoursmith

[stray ridge]

uh

idk

it might

[buoyant ravine]

My life flashed before my eyes because it was "keep your feet on the ground" mode

[stray ridge]

ah

i removed

[remote crypt]

jesus

[stray ridge]

they had the chains

but

the legs

what i do abt those

[buoyant ravine]

who landed on the ground first though

[idle crane]

For leg armour you need hosen without the boot looking things

[remote crypt]

he did fortunately

[stray ridge]

how do i get those

[buoyant ravine]

why did my willie slip like that though xD that shit was oddly specific

[idle crane]

Just buy them from the trader

You might have to refressh it a few time if they dont have any

[fallen glacier]

cuisses don't need hosen, just doublet or arming doublet

@stray ridge send a pic of your whole screen please

[stray ridge]

i cant

30 min message cooldown in #photography📷

[idle crane]

True. The boot hosen will block them though im pretty sure

[buoyant ravine]

Windows+S and clip the whole window

[stray ridge]

i fixed them

[stray ridge]

yeah i know

[buoyant ravine]

then why the fuck did andrew ask for your whole screen?

[stray ridge]

i already sent a message in photography

cant send another one

[buoyant ravine]

send it to him in dms because your on cooldown

[stray ridge]

ok

[idle crane]

I think you can post in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 .

[stuck prairie]

what mod

[buoyant ravine]

that would be off topic

[fallen glacier]

yeah true

[buoyant ravine]

its game footage meaning videos only

[idle crane]

no its not

[buoyant ravine]

I used ue save editor https://trumank.github.io/uesave/

[idle crane]

Read the description before mini modding

[buoyant ravine]

well its be better to dm andrew

[stray ridge]

ah

[buoyant ravine]

hmmmmmmm

[stray ridge]

i fixed it anyways

[buoyant ravine]

ok

[stray ridge]

so it dont matter now

[stuck prairie]

that looks very confuseing

[buoyant ravine]

its actually really easy

ill make a video

[tidal ibex]

ballermaus

[stuck prairie]

they should add the circumcision knife

lowk

[buoyant ravine]

Heres how to use it. Weight is strength, and Height is well how tall your guy is. Height determines my strength by alot so i reccomend using height because it doesnt rest unlike weight

also make sure to tick on show hidden items

[tidal ibex]

fr

[onyx moon]

caught him in the face

[stray ridge]

i killed a dude like that earlier

the whole thing hit him tho

i js killed one like that

[stuck prairie]

i set my height to 20 and my weight to 150

i wonder what will happen

[buoyant ravine]

bad idea

[stuck prairie]

m

what did you set yours to

[buoyant ravine]

dont go beyond 5.5 for height youll fall on your own weight and setting weight to 150 will send your willie out the map. my willie stumbles enough on 5.5 height

[stuck prairie]

whats your weight

for that

video

[buoyant ravine]

i set it to 1.5

i havent tested the other ones

ill see how much weight my guy can handle before he falls out the map

[stuck prairie]

to be specific

the weight

for the video

where you decimated

the willie

[buoyant ravine]

yeh my weight is at 1.5

[stuck prairie]

we ball

[buoyant ravine]

the sav i showed you was the one i was using

what? you want the full number? here it is. 1.5044275949444934

[covert tulip]

(backup file)

[buoyant ravine]

Its not gonna break my save i have it so i dont need to modify the same file. i can just copy it and replace my main file with it

[glass grove]

bro ive been getting actual constant crashes the last 2 days especially today. it came outta nowhere its unplayable suddenly

[buoyant ravine]

specs?

check task manager and screenshot your specs

first check your level see if you got image or gif perms

embed perms

[lean niche]

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[stuck prairie]

well

i imeedietly went into a match

[covert tulip]

if it DOES though

like

IF IT CORRUPTS IT

[stuck prairie]

tried to pick up a willie

[covert tulip]

its over

[glass grove]

ok ok gimme a sec

[onyx moon]

i didnt notice it would break

[stuck prairie]

and the willie cut me in half with a sickle

[buoyant ravine]

then i use the backup save

really not that hard to understand how backups work

[stray ridge]

ts happened to me last night\

i was super confused

[buoyant ravine]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/26 use this to make your guy invincible and much more

[onyx moon]

HOW DID I LOSE

I LITERALLY WON

[glass grove]

wait what level is it level 3?

[onyx moon]

polearm backhand

[stuck prairie]

oh yeah

i have that mod for the demo

niced

[buoyant ravine]

i think

otherwise post it in game footage

[buoyant ravine]

it works with ea now

[glass grove]

ah ok will do

[buoyant ravine]

reply to me when its posted

press Ctrl+Shift+Esc to open task manager and go to performance and screenshot your specs with Windows+S

[glass grove]

yeah im on performance but i can only show like one thing at a time

sorry im so bad with tech lol

[fallen glacier]

I'm a pro getter upper

[buoyant ravine]

Just focus on CPU, Memory (RAM) and GPU

Heres mine

[sly moth]

less armor for more speed?

[buoyant ravine]

this concludes that armor does indeed slow you the fuck down no wonder i cant get up while im getting dawged on

[onyx moon]

mangickle

[dapper tulip]

when the dwarf face the giant with no way to escape

[solar nest]

ULRICH CHILL OUT JESUS CHRIST 😭

[fallen glacier]

maybe. I'm good at it though so idk

[buoyant ravine]

maybe the game doesnt like me then

[glass grove]

posted them bro

[buoyant ravine]

Yeh your specs are ass no wonder its crashing

[white sundial]

how do i get ammo for the crossbow

[buoyant ravine]

good ram though

but gpu and cpu? nah bro

[glass grove]

it was working just fine on low the other day tho? could it just be sumin wrong with my parts

[buoyant ravine]

verify steam files maybe?

maybe delete your gpu cache

or reinstall your gpu

[solar nest]

i think i finished the baron set but he has no shoes!

[glass grove]

ah yeah ok il do that now

[fallen glacier]

I had a 2060 recently, had to use the engine.ini config. You can try it if you want, might help.

To reduce settings further in an attempt to conserve more resources:

1. Exit Half Sword then download the attached engine.ini.txt file and rename it to engine.ini

2. Press Windows key + R to bring up a Run box, in the Run box put %LOCALAPPDATA%/HalfSwordUE5/Saved/Config/Windows/ and click OK or press enter.

3. Once you're in that directory place the engine.ini file there. Right click>Properties on the engine.ini file and check the Read-Only box, or it will get deleted upon starting the game.

[buoyant ravine]

https://www.guru3d.com/download/display-driver-uninstaller-download/ use this

it resets your gpu drivers

[onyx moon]

grant me will to live

[white sundial]

how do i get arrows

how do i get arrows

[buoyant ravine]

everything is just at zero. your getting rid of visuals for a big boost

[dapper glacier]

everytime i leave the game it doesnt save idk why, can anyone please help

[buoyant ravine]

btw does this game have path tracing or ray tracing? maybe that might be why it runs like ass

[fallen glacier]

yep

[buoyant ravine]

could be lumen or nanite

[rare hearth]

sometimes they spawn in forest map next to the cart

[rare hearth]

disable steam cloud saving

[buoyant ravine]

ill try your engine.ini see if its good

[dapper glacier]

disable it?

[glass grove]

ah wait im stupid i think ik what it likely is. ive had to download loads of stuff for editing etc so im assuming some of it is bloatware or whatever its called

[wheat leaf]

this takedown ended up being kinda wicked looking

[rare hearth]

yes

disable it

[dapper glacier]

are u suree?

[rare hearth]

yes

[fallen glacier]

Disable steam cloud save for Half Sword. If that doesn't work, go to %localappdata%\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames and delete your GameProgress.sav file

[buoyant ravine]

doesnt the engine.ini need to have an uppercase e? Engine.ini

[fallen glacier]

no

[buoyant ravine]

what if i make it uppercase does it change anything or nah?

[rare hearth]

no

[fallen glacier]

it doesn't matter

[rare hearth]

it can be uppercase or lower case

i have it uppercase

and it works

[solar nest]

half sword has a fatal error from me switching my grip
w halfsword ❤️‍🩹

[onyx moon]

genuinely the baron beak is so buns

one taps me from a slice to the cheek

[buoyant ravine]

which cheek?

[inland jolt]

crashes for me if i use high graphics

[buoyant ravine]

ass cheeks or face cheeks?

[onyx moon]

face cheek

[buoyant ravine]

that was a joke... you didnt need to reply to that

[sharp thunder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/first-half-they-had-us-in-the-inthe-y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa

[buoyant ravine]

but yeh maybe your damage is too high

[onyx moon]

its been vanilla stats

[fallen glacier]

this aint vanilla

[buoyant ravine]

check your gore level

[stuck prairie]

bro

im too strong for my own good

[onyx moon]

i do have maxed out gore

[buoyant ravine]

that might be your culprit

[stuck prairie]

i became so strong i unlocked mystical powers

[buoyant ravine]

I didnt even have enemy ragdoll on (this is andrews Engine.ini btw)

[onyx moon]

?? MY MERC HAS PTSD

WHAT THE HELL IS HE FIGHTING

[buoyant ravine]

He hates shields i guess

[buoyant ravine]

hes Shieldsist

[onyx moon]

dude got ptsd or sum

brain damage

[solar nest]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-demons-air-who-is-bro-fighting-invisible-gif-16912053704119938074

[fallen glacier]

yea he just uses A shoes. Which are the best imo since you can put sabatons on them.

[stuck prairie]

i was so strong some mythical force disabled gravity and slammed me down

[rigid lodge]

PISSBOY UNIFORM FOUND

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

[remote crypt]

pspspspspsp missing baron aRmor

[stuck prairie]

imagine seeing the most horrifying knight your about to face in your career but they lowk pull up with a t-shirt on

[buoyant ravine]

He did a lil flip then his bones got decimated so hard they delayed the break

[rigid lodge]

Fool

[stuck prairie]

i wish my shit wasnt so laggy

that looks satisfying

[signal wedge]

piss man

[remote crypt]

Correct uniform spotted

[dapper glacier]

i dont have the "saved" file

[fallen glacier]

are there any files in your SaveGames folder?

[onyx moon]

why has my dude lost his knowledge of how to GRIP a polearm halfway through a fight

i swear brain damage has to be a thing

[dapper glacier]

found it hold on

[buoyant ravine]

He called me a buffoon and paid the price

[onyx moon]

10k coins 🤑

[dapper glacier]

ill go check if it works now thanks

[solar nest]

i might have made a battle axe yo

[buoyant ravine]

Jesus christ

[stuck prairie]

bro the strength is killing me

[stuck prairie]

bro

thats gruesome

but watch that ^

[buoyant ravine]

dawg whats your specs

[glossy robin]

Hands were damaged blunt or cut.

[stuck prairie]

im on a laptop rn

chill

bro its so fun to just toss em

[buoyant ravine]

whats your graphics settings at

[stuck prairie]

low + a mod that helps with it

[formal forum]

THERES A PERFORMANCE MOD???

How much of a boost does it give

My fucking wifi holy shit

[worn bridge]

in the demo you used to be able to go to camera mode after you die, is that not possible anymore?

[buoyant ravine]

whats the mod called

[primal geyser]

me when they say I have no spine

[dapper glacier]

it works everything saves except my settings

[formal forum]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/195 might be this

[fallen glacier]

go back to your SaveGames folder. Any files in there that say 0kb, delete them

[dapper glacier]

but its better then before atleast, i was grinding for like 4 hrs and lost all progress

[stray ridge]

i js hit knight rank

[dapper glacier]

alright

[stray ridge]

how many more ranks left

[formal forum]

Idk

[buoyant ravine]

I wonder how much that hurt

[dapper glacier]

theres a file that says setting.sav it has 0kb

[fallen glacier]

delete it

[buoyant ravine]

Where did his body go?

[noble estuary]

man all the body modification i'm seeing reminds me so much of the OG fable

halos and horns when, devs ?? /jk

[white sundial]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m8hv325EIkp-KgVt6?invite=cr-MSxVWG8sMTg2NjMwODYx&v=15
tko special

[fallen glacier]

I wish there was an option to stop bodies from despawning

[tropic galleon]

why were greatswords removed? polearms feel mid imo

also the airbrake on heavy weapons feels ass

[cosmic perch]

W after like 6 hours i got the pc controls to work for both players on split screen holy peak

[fallen glacier]

there's still greatsword you just gotta craft them

[gleaming lodge]

does the preformance mod make a big diffrence or what

[cosmic perch]

yea

makes slums playable for me

[tropic galleon]

doesnt seem to be like the ones in tech demo tho

[gleaming lodge]

what ab the graphics tho

[cosmic perch]

eh

mid

[gleaming lodge]

so worse than low settings right

[cosmic perch]

yea i guess

[gleaming lodge]

low looks really good during daytime

perma day mod when

[tropic galleon]

also i hope they change the limp wrists too,. sucks to swing a weapon just to have it start clipping thru u

[serene mirage]

Devoured into your mass

[paper acorn]

feelin rich as a mf rn

I got 15k..

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

[stuck prairie]

being ultra powerful on this game feels exilerateing

[paper acorn]

gets boring after a while

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[paper acorn]

then gets interesting again after you make shield wall builds

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[noble estuary]

[stuck prairie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sorry-reaction-d7fTn7iSd2ivS

[paper acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

tied his shoes together :troll

[stray ridge]

hahahaha

[paper acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/xafer-trollgentleman-trollface-troll-gif-10531994125107892258

[stuck prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267693496354213950/1470605055370727688/kurtcobillie.gif

[paper acorn]

red booty cheeks....

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/personally-i-like-it-gif-12413569466839721481

[stray ridge]

bro was getting clapped

[stray ridge]

theres guns in halfsword now?

[paper acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[stuck prairie]

its a mod

i called the creator of it a loser

[stray ridge]

o

[slender pumice]

Willie getting the FULL SWORD

[stray ridge]

for needing guns in a medieval game?

[paper acorn]

real

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[stuck prairie]

no cuz he didnt have an air fryer

[stray ridge]

bruh

[stuck prairie]

ikr

[stray ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

aw man

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/imageperms-gif-2037061634831860252

[remote crypt]

Wait you have kb+m on both parties? How

[slender pumice]

This one hurts 🙂

[noble estuary]

how 2 image parmesan

[cosmic perch]

what im slow kb m huh

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-no-image-perms-gif-18006828907471357785

[cosmic perch]

explain

[prisma stag]

I just ended up retiring because high ranks isn't very fun to do

[stray ridge]

real

i js wanna see what max rank is

[remote crypt]

keyboard and mouse for both players.

[slender pumice]

Interact in chat pretty much. I think you have to be lvl 3?

[cosmic perch]

yeah yeah lol

[remote crypt]

How'd you pull it off?

[stuck prairie]

what dose retireing even do

[stuck prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/136501320340209664/1462343753527197717/image0.gif

[prisma stag]

It lets you make a new character

[cosmic perch]

but the mouse is a bit buggy only cuz the preset for the game is ASS so i will test a diff preset when my friend is on i dont own the game on steam sadly im broke lol

[stuck prairie]

and nothing else?

[noble estuary]

smoker pfp W, also thank you

[cosmic perch]

keyboard splitter and reWASD and parsec 😭

[stuck prairie]

why not just die in a blaze of glory

[cosmic perch]

i can send you the configs i made for em

[noble estuary]

my first character got bit in the face and died in the abyss to the first zombie after killing the baron

glory for sure

[cosmic perch]

then the host would have to play as player 2 and the person connecting on parsec would have to play player 1

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-gif-27249154

[cosmic perch]

but right now when you hold the button to swing it bugs out i think because its binded to 2 diff things prob

[remote crypt]

Please

Is it like

[cosmic perch]

dms or would it let me send it here?

[remote crypt]

Shoot me a DM

[cosmic perch]

ok also its not 100% done i need to rebind some stuff when my friend is on

[twin barn]

How half sword feels after locking me onto the guy bleeding out and fucking dying 5 meters away from me instead of the 6,5 guy hurling an axe at me 1 foot across

[sharp thunder]

already going viral!!!11111

shorts are kinda fun to make ngl

wow just posted this by far my most viewed so far

[stray ridge]

peanut butter

[cosmic perch]

anyone know a xbox controller preset that works 100%?

[crimson mulch]

they should make the choking mechanism lethal

[sullen wagon]

i hate having the indication that i can strangle a willie until it's limp when they just suddenly start breathing again

if you're gonna make it sound like i'm choking him unconscious then let me actually do it

[crimson mulch]

jiujutsu in half sword

[knotty hawk]

i've been playing for a decent while, but was wondering

how do mercs work?

i hired one, but have no clue what he does

do they earn pfennings for you?

or are they just so you can have multiplayer in progression

[frank lance]

is this game ever going to have actual multiplayer or nah

[knotty hawk]

idk

also nvm my questions

i just started a buhert, and my merc is there

[fallen glacier]

mercenaries help you fight in battles

[frank lance]

the mercenary function splitscreen thing is atrocious

[knotty hawk]

thx

i was confused, but it makes sense

i had started a duel

and of course i couldn't 2v1 the other guy lol

[fallen glacier]

they don't assist in 1v1 unless it's a champion

[buoyant ravine]

He got destroyed

[stray ridge]

how do i hire them?

[fallen glacier]

talk to the fencer in the tavern, on the 2nd floor

[stray ridge]

IM A LORD NOW

[ashen jolt]

how u can play the old abyss demo?

[ashen sluice]

what the fuck even happened

i had a fatal error after baron fight and now i have to redo it and i lost my baron gear

???

[knotty hawk]

you can just play abyss mode

[ashen jolt]

no

[knotty hawk]

but if ou mean before zombies?

idk

[ashen jolt]

it's not the same

[ashen jolt]

the first playable version that this game had

[knotty hawk]

you can probably change the version through steam

[fallen glacier]

you just go back and play the half sword tech demo on steam

[knotty hawk]

yeah

[ashen jolt]

where the scythe was a fucking menace

[knotty hawk]

god yeah

that farmer killed me so many times lol

[ashen jolt]

i need to play it

i already finished the EA

i need to find comfort on the scythe

[jolly gorge]

hello is there an FAQ related to game mechanics anywhere

I am a bit confused on a few things🥲

[ashen sluice]

dude what

[ashen jolt]

you can go on training

[ashen jolt]

lmfao

not even a reward

[jolly gorge]

i mean like

[ashen sluice]

lord tourney is some shit

[ashen jolt]

just go back

[jolly gorge]

i cannot put armor on?

[knotty hawk]

lmao

[ashen jolt]

yeah

[jolly gorge]

its red and wont let me put it on

[ashen jolt]

but u gotta buy ito n the shop

[fallen glacier]

what type of armor?

[ashen jolt]

which part of armor

[knotty hawk]

it might be because of your pants

[ashen jolt]

for example u cannot mix poleyns

with the other part

[knotty hawk]

i ran into that with the knee guard things

[ashen jolt]

only the baron set allows that

[jolly gorge]

cusses and vambrace

[knotty hawk]

i needed new hosen

[fallen glacier]

you need an arming doublet

[ashen sluice]

OH NO WAIT I GOT MY STUFF BACK

[ashen jolt]

arming doublet

[ashen jolt]

yeah

[knotty hawk]

man

[ashen jolt]

i crashed a lot of times

[ashen jolt]

and the data was good

[knotty hawk]

now im wishing i screenshoted my last death

[jolly gorge]

it only works with arming doublet?

[fallen glacier]

vambraces yeah

cuisses can be worn with doublets or arming doublets

[ashen jolt]

ok so

[ashen sluice]

cellar champion lmao

beggar tier

[ashen jolt]

where i can play the old demo

[jolly gorge]

ohhhh ok ty for the advice !!

[fallen glacier]

go on steam store and search up half sword tech demo

[ashen jolt]

k ty

[ashen sluice]

i lvoe this game

[knotty hawk]

fyi for all, in abyss, if the zombies fall down they cant get up

i was able to survive with one leg thx to this lol

[fallen glacier]

they can also tire themselves out after a while

to the point they fall over

[knotty hawk]

good to know

[fallen glacier]

that's also why they can't get up, because they're too tired and never stop wriggling around lol

[knotty hawk]

man, i really wish i screen recorded

[cursive folio]

I hope they work on how heavy weapons swing, because right now it just feels like they disable your elbows instead of actually feeling heavy
genuinely impossible to swing a heavy sword even if its balanced at the guard, hope it would be functional in the future but just super slow and stamina/momentum reliant

[knotty hawk]

cuz i felt so proud surviving after losing a leg

[wise halo]

https://youtube.com/shorts/f_X3tXT3LXU eat my content

[knotty hawk]

ditto

[ashen jolt]

fuck

[ashen jolt]

yo

it won't let me download it

[slender pumice]

Meanwhile a Great Axe TOUCHES me by a hair, and I fall into pieces

[wise halo]

this was the playtest version

[fallen glacier]

are you on playtest or tech demo

[sinful mantle]

how do i get better at the game

[ashen jolt]

check dm

[sharp thunder]

i liked

[slender pumice]

Ahh I see

[cursive folio]

its just practice/experience if you keep playing you'll learn
but I would focus on your swings, try to focus on being accurate instead of swinging quickly - also know that you can hire mercenaries for multi-NPC fights like the tournament to make it easier

[slender pumice]

@wise halo can you make an Hour long version of screaming Willie? I need something to stim to

[wise halo]

I can loop it, other than that no sorry.

[knotty hawk]

curious, does anyone know why i can't wear vambraces? im at militia level

[sinful mantle]

did not know about the mercenaries, that would probably help

[wise halo]

you need an arming doublet

[knotty hawk]

ah

[buoyant ravine]

Fuck your mercy!

[knotty hawk]

well crud

[ashen sluice]

can you lose the baron's beak?

[cursive folio]

you can click on the guy in the top left and select "Hire Muscle" and then pick a guy, it costs money but you earn more from multi-NPC fights anyway

[sinful mantle]

thanks

[wheat leaf]

costs like 50 or 100 gold or loot it off anyone, very easy to get

[knotty hawk]

k

just baught one

so i should be good

[fallow umbra]

guys

[knotty hawk]

nvm

was a normal doublet lol

[fallow umbra]

how do i build muscle really fast

like as fast as possible

[dark thistle]

Y’all should do steal items only challenge it’s really fun. No pfennings either

[wheat leaf]

just play the game brah, using stamina builds muscle

[dark thistle]

I also do no inventory usage too

[hidden whale]

jump with heavy armor on , to jjump simply hold spacebar

[dark thistle]

So everything I want I have to carry it with me

[fallow umbra]

i had max muscle and my game crashed when i was in abyss and i lost my character☹️

[fallow umbra]

thank you man🙏

[knotty hawk]

damn

[stray ridge]

wha

[ashen sluice]

weee

[wheat leaf]

ah thats a fat rip then, best of luck getting it back quick

[stray ridge]

hwo do you know how much stamina u have

[fallow umbra]

thanks

[knotty hawk]

how does one steal armor?

[cosmic perch]

splitscreen bug

[small glen]

Yk damn well your low kg sword wasn't going to parry that Plançon 😭

[knotty hawk]

just grab it?

[buoyant ravine]

Insta kill

[wheat leaf]

grab that part of their body, then hold the same grab button

[knotty hawk]

huh

makes sense

thx

[mental kelp]

normal weight?

almost exactly matched to sigi shorty

specs

[ashen sluice]

im not splitscreening

[steady cove]

When you're character holds the pollaxe the wrong way.

[cosmic perch]

oo idk then

[small glen]

Like 1kg?

[mental kelp]

1.49

[fickle steeple]

is the plancon still op

like in early access n shit

[buoyant ravine]

I could not have hit him that hard. man died before he even fell

[distant bramble]

how do i play split screen

[terse cloak]

how do i put spaulders on?

is there a particular bit of armour i gotta have?

[stray ridge]

what mod

[small glen]

It's stronger now

[stray ridge]

SEND IT

[wheat leaf]

1.8-2.0 kg sword best for parrying imo, my current sword is a beauty

[terse cloak]

bro's got blade and sorcery physics

[fickle steeple]

nice

[small glen]

1.72 is a sweet spot

[vague plume]

bello

[fickle steeple]

not sure if its still good against armor tho

[small glen]

Anything more is kind of annoying to use

[mental kelp]

oh yea where are yalls clips then 😭

[vague plume]

does anyone know where can i find the dagger?

[wheat leaf]

i gotchu

[terse cloak]

ok i found the solution to my quesstion, new question
wtf is an arming doublet

[stray ridge]

?

[knotty hawk]

ditto

[fickle steeple]

now that answers my question

[terse cloak]

its so funny doing beggar brawls with half the bar at the bottom

the mucle bar i presume it

[ashen sluice]

the answer to that is yes i guess

what the fuck dude

[mighty lichen]

Why should you spend over a hundred pennings on a metal head when you can just use the stick?

[small glen]

0.82 kg does this :p

[stray ridge]

can u still break ppls legs?

[buoyant ravine]

Coward who?

[stray ridge]

like just by kicking them

[vague plume]

uh anyone know where i can find the dagger?

[dark thistle]

Cellar sometimes on the table in the back

[wheat leaf]

its the perfect sword, im sorry

i can parry every weapon type regardless of weight

[fickle steeple]

is it the best thing to either restock the store to find the weapon you want or go to a duel and steal it

[vague plume]

in the back u mean where i spawn?

[small glen]

1% parrying

99% swinging like a mad man

[sharp thunder]

the clips in question

[dark thistle]

like to the right or left depending on which side you spawn on, there’s like an out section where chests sometimes spawn, it’s kinda like a T shaped hall if you think about it

[sharp thunder]

trying to learn to switch hands better with 2 hand weapons

top left is not a good lcip lol

nor is top right holdup

[wheat leaf]

i didnt post my best offense, i posted my defense. stay mad, stay bad, ill see you in the next episode

[small glen]

@mental kelp 0.70-0.90 kg feels rly good

[twin barn]

Is the great sword still in the game? Im in the knight tier and i havent seen it

It was my fav weapon in the demo

[noble estuary]

QUITE OVER YET?

[timid mural]

Was there an update? I opened the game and it made me make a new character

[ashen sluice]

bruh

[small glen]

I wouldn't even call half of that defense

[buoyant ravine]

I only got his wrist though

[noble estuary]

not sure if you're ragebaiting but pard was very clearly parrying and riposting

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-tom-hardy-uhh-thats-bait-point-mad-max-gif-15591117

[dark thistle]

Kinda if you make a big fat longsword or just steal barons sword, but ngl they kinda suck to use unless I’m having a skill issue. New psychics kinda make it suck so I hope they make a dedicated lighter greatsword

[covert tulip]

guys how do i sell

[wheat mortar]

trade with the trader

then sell

[covert tulip]

what

[wheat leaf]

click your items in the trade screen

the ones on the right

[ashen sluice]

spilt first blood

[twin barn]

I've always loved it so I hope im fine with using it

[covert tulip]

oh

[twin barn]

As of now im just maining the warstaff

Easy to get people to the ground and when they're on the ground you win

[covert tulip]

thanks

[ashen sluice]

how did i lose bro i didnt even bleed

[twin barn]

I hope they add the great sword to the regular levels, would be cool if it was a rare thing you could get through trade, or a weapon a champ can have

[sharp thunder]

i mean im pretty much famous already can someone slide me that content creator role hehe 👀

cuz i also wanna be able to link them in creator feed

obviously im joking u think im being serious

[terse cloak]

just cleared 5 people in about 10 seconds

ye olde hafted from early game

[sharp thunder]

i DO want to link my videos in creator feed but no im not famous absolutely not if that was not 100% clear

[wheat leaf]

1,500 views on my vids in only like 3-4 hours, yet only 1 subscriber and 2 likes.. no wonder youtubers always beg for likes and subscribes

[covert tulip]

who likes my guy.

[wheat leaf]

nah 100% thats fact, who really subscribes from doomscrolling

[wheat leaf]

oh and btw if i understood the admin correctly it doesnt matter your views or subscriber count or how 'famous' you are they just wanna see like 10-15 videos and active posting to get the role

[sharp thunder]

oh gotcha ive got 4 shorts out today already lol

its quite fun

[wheat leaf]

same same