#halfsword-chat-⚔
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Say, how does someone get fatter in half sword?
unreal engine unlocker
theres nothin different
its just halfsword
and then
uhh
do i type it
orr
i think so
yeah
yay
gun
but my jello arms cant
hold it and press k
handle it
well
i just mag dumped this willie
and nothin happened
then suffered a fatal error
what if i wanna use a gun against the baron
m
If KCL2 would use half sword fighting mechanics, it would be the best game ever created hands down.
unhinged behaviour
you should see me on halfsword after a bad day
i collect heads
i do brave stands
and i collect their heads
and line them up
and kick em
its actually very fun
I really hope they add VR support of some kind I would buy a headset just for that
THIS IS LAME
EVERY TIME I GET A SHOT IN THE WILLIE
I CRASH
FHJNEGQHHGQ
I KNEW IT
BUT
I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS THIS BAD

they changed the damage function i'm calling
would you gift me full halfsword
pwetty pweaseee
exce[t
Do you actually need full halfsword.
hey atleast you demolings get to download my weapon packs
yknow what
those are for demo
No like. Do you actually not own it. Is this for the bit or nah.
fun fact: the gun mod was originally made for demo
Does Steam have a timer on how long there is to wait on gifting.
idk
your not actually gonna gift me right?
how do you trust me that much
bro just wanted to end it
aye bro
if you do gift
i aint complainin
you + half sword VR = ??
Get in my DMs and give me your friend code.
really getting into it
yes
holy shit one single spell broke his leg
Half sword VR would be the greatest thing
vambrace or harness
Vambrace.
aw darn i wasted my money then :(
I've become another sugar mommy to someone else.
I mean... I figure it's better. It covers your arms prettier.
no
you just did a kinda act
Bro the world always needs those
i would never ask someone more money
I hate beggars but I also think that's so fire
I've bought HS AE for four people now.
I would beg, but the 2000 dollars in my bank account would slap my face if I dared act poor.
OKAY RICHIE!!
rich

bros a secret advertiser
You're goated for that.
I wish lol
The Willie needs slapping.
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killing productivity gift by gift
i shalnt slap i will spank
For a good cause fr
that willie
js reminding you that rifle mod exists
Instead, I play the demo, and uh. . . The uh. . . Uhmm.....
oh yeah!
suck it
loser
i got it
the the?
im not a poor demo person anymore
Let's say I just play the demo :D
Hoping you can run it smoothly
He won't. Have a 3050 and I constantly dodge the slums.
i have high hopes considering how long it usually takes me to install 9 gb games
this ones going pretty fast
i hope the graphics wont destroy me
That is true lol 😭
I was doing a run not too long ago? Only went to that place twice. I managed to do it by sleeping a lot. ✨
It's different in EA.
im excited to smash peoples heads into the ground
they made blunt damage op
i cant do that in demo!
cough cough mods cough cough
Indeed.
torture simulator
Make your character the shortest height to dwarfmaxx for the leg biting.
See, what I do is I kick em balls, I make em stumble
And then
I kick em again
And again
And again
There's a pickaxe weapon, too. For the larp.
And they won't give up so they'll just constantly scream in absolute pain
Beautiful
imagine if they actually add biteing into the game and you just get your arms and legs decapatated but you just dive for their ankles and start eating them like a fucking cat or dog
I mean there is biting...
IM CRYING
there's a biting mod my friend luke made
who knew i could get a new dog and halfsword within 2 days
Can you like, actually bite? I thought it was a thing only the souls did.
today is a good day
Guys what is the difference between these two types of maces?
"cut my heart into peices"
"only the souls bite😎 "
One hits really hsrd but smaller hit
idk why
With the AE Enhancer, you can enable biting. It lifts it from the zombies that are in the game.
Right looks pretty. That's the whole difference.
that reminds me of edge lords
uh
zombies
?
They still kill good.
Don't mind em
lol, lmao.
They're crazy
which one
You'll figure it out once u go into the abyss
You'll have fun
Lots and lots of fun
zombies feel so good to cut tbh
What do you mean you can use the horse on a stick. Is it mod menu?
DONT TALK ABOUT ZOMBIES. HE DOESNT KNOW YET
Well no...
I mean
Not rlly
They're not called zombies
note to self dont be in the crafted weapon testing room for a prolonged time because the game forcefully crashes
This made me get stuck in zombie last time
they're revenants - basically medieval zombies
ok
Quick question. Can my shitty taste in music be seen on my profile?
i know what your talking about now
so
essentially
when you kill alot of people
in the abyss
you have to refight them
No
I think only spotify has account linking, not RPC with discord
Aye. U kill people, u die, u fight em in the abyss again but zombies.
the girls go wild over me
I hope so but not currently
Then why the fuck is spotify psyopping me with showing whatever I play.
considering most of my playlist is full of divorced dad music
im sure your fine
who is that
How does it know. What the fuck.
Opened on pc or linked it
No
Me, dawg.
are they making out or whispering inside of eachothers ears?
i need your input
tin man > ventura highway
supriseingly well
for a game of physics
this is why they call me the Wizard of Frankenburg
no
dude
after i listened to tin man
ventura sucked
in
comparrison
dude
YOUVE ALREADY WON
lmao this is my favorite spell
so this is a prison combat game
this is why
Btw u can strip people by grabbing their clothes and maintaining the grab button whilst grabbing em. As if you're sheathing a weapon.
40 seconds guys
jesus christ
Shit that wasn't in the demo: looting. Grab your opponent when they can't resist. Hold E or Q depending on the hand. It strips them down, weapons too. Hold E or Q again to equip what you looted, even clothes. You can strip yourself with... G I think. I can't remember.
IM ALMOST ABLE TO PLAY
And steal their clothes for yourself.
I never set it up myself, which is why I was freaked out.
It's with H
U can strip yourself with H
Put it fullscreen mode.
goodbye
yes
Is that a slur?
its a bug
...
Fucking panties.
Perv.
sometimes randomly happens
Do Willies have a peepee?
sadly no
Or balls?
it feels cooler to beat the shit out of someone
willies only got a big ass
What am I kicking, then? A flat pelvis?
he has a buldge resembling a penis
I think one of the face slots is like similar ish to willie
i mena as it
Oh, close enough
Really?
Looks about the same for me
Oh.
no idea
Yeah. That happens sometimes.
I play in dx11
You should too if you want to not die
My 1060 6GB gives about 60 fps on most maps
david
i need your input
say something genius
that will fix my problems
please
most maps i get like 40-60 but forest gives me a solid 10 on a good day
i am getting a new gpu in a month when i get my money up 🎉
A cool tip. Perma slowmode with AE Enhancer can help slower computers with large scale fights and the badly optimised maps.
how do i check my gtx
search system information in ur windows search bar
I'm shocked forest is what fries you when slums makes it literally unplayable for moi.
or use task manager
task manager is easier
so
aparrently i have a
nividia geforce
gtx 950
is that
uh
Aye. On medium.
damn
is that good
no 😖
i think that gpu is like 11 years old
It is!
i built this pc with my dad many many moons ago
uhh
how much would a graphics card good enough for this game cost
building ur pc with ur dad automatically makes ur pc 100x better
you could get your hands on a 1080ti for like 200 usd
which can run this game
could it run well tho
yep
1080ti is my gpu but better
what cpu do u got
let me see
Just ask the bank to multiply it by 100
this is a long name
give me a second
AMD RYZEN 7 2700x eight-core processor
is
the full name
is it good?
probably fine
Bit antiquated but it's fine
do you think i could buy a graphics card for 2 dollars
No
but i built it with my dad so we ballin
Touche
thats better than mine lol
dude
i think
That thing is running cyberpunk at 30 fps stable
holy shit
strip it
dude
he has like
the top of the line shit
i think he got like
some 4tb storage
called
mars
something
hd? or nvme?
they're laptop SSDs
upscaling
i dont think his gpu supports dlss
oh yeah
i probably shouldve mention
1280 x 720 resolution is 720p iirc
i have to play on 1080 bcz dlss isnt supported for me
or else ill deal with the worst quality of all time
when i first entered the game
it was hella confuseing anyways
i just went to free mode
instantly
dude
its 3:33 AM
i have
no idea
what that means
right now
dude
i already spent my lifeforce tonight trying to kill the knight boss with a circumcision knife
i dont think
Just screen shot the conversation and learn in the morning
i have the energy
for anything else
oh yeah
i shouldve mentioned
first
this is my laptop
my main
like
pc
im pretty sure its better
%local/appdata% HalfSwordUE5/Saved/Config/Windows/ config.ini
someone said setting bUseDynamicResolution=True helps and also removing all RTX by setting it to 0 / default is 3
CAN screenshot what I saved and wrote down. You can change a bunch of other settings I was just testing DynamicRes
ohh your on a laptop
thats why your running a 960
right in the nuts 🤕
every week
My laptop with keys eroded from my caustic gamersweat is pumping with a GTX 1070.
RELEASEE MEE
And this sloppy little UE5 Willysmacker game makes it fucking cry.
Mine's crying too with a 3050...
I HATE UE5 >:( but FullSword is too goated
my frames die when blood
I got a beast of a PC but....how much more FPS could I get 
kind man donates legs to children missing legs
to me the game feels kinda the same as demo but maybe thats just because i havent gotten good at the motions yet
im on monkey demo brain of just pure fist barrage
Wasn't looking for advice, but thanks regardless lol, just sharing experience
ŠE.GIG.GA engine, ēpuš šulmu lā!
RAM ina qātīšu šapāru.
Patch ana patch—šulmu ul.
UE5
word for word bar for bar
dude..
no
dude
my playtime on this game is 3 minutes
i cant ignore the graphics
the
low
low
graphics
like
the floor
is all
clippy
and messy
no
im not
downloadng
anymore shit tonight
ill do it in the morning
i saw that you can make like
custom weaons
or sht
can somebody
make like
a sword
but its like the lightsaber
its easier on demo than ea
ea is hard to mod cuz ue5 i think
other swords
they're both ue5
i wanna mod so bad but my potato pc crashes everytime i open ue5
oh alr
Can someone type in a spelling mistake. I just need to test something.
gographe
I neber make mistakes'
Stole this
if you dont have a 2000 dollar gpu ur done for
need to do the (failed to embed)
I stole your fucking socks. It's too late. They're already in my mouth. Have you been wearing sneakers lately? I can taste it.
NO MY FUZZY SOCKS!
a thingy
we all heard that right?
ram?
@mighty nexus
Bro...I tried to make a quote and almost pinged Make a Wish 
i guess
User settings can be changed from the web dashboard button below.
Dawg I hate this fucking thing showing my whole ass face.
@mighty nexus
im gonna hang wanted posters of you all over my town now
😭 bro I know...I am sorry but that's what it does...uses pfp
You can see my sleep deprivation grooves 😭😭😭😭
Shi kinda goated tho
🇨🇳
Locked in fr
@mighty nexus
I got those but you got makeup on so you're lucky
imma steal all your fuckin gifs fr
My PFP was after I cried a whole ton so my makeup is fucked up.
I thought it was aesthetic.
BRUH! That shit stayed in tact. I would ask but that's like personal or sum
Goated thing to post
People get mad when I react but idgaf
I don't wanna yap reply everytime I fw somethin
This is totally related to Half Sword btw
Enough gifslopmaxxing in my halfswordcel prison.
Ya we can raid general tho
LO
ME! ME! ME!
what a game
I CAST SWITCH!
Gatekeep 🙂↕️
I-
N-
Bro they might steal your perms 😭 shit so fire
Nah you gotta finish that one
THEY BROKE BOTH MY ARMS
Wacky Inflatable tube man
brain rot bot for gifs when 
Got so many GIFs
mfer! Beat me to it
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG RIDEEEEEEEEEEEER!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOG RIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SMITE THEM MODS!
Thy gatekeepist hymself
oh that's luke's pistol mod
nice
Bro should have been "Duke's Pistol Mod"
why is my screen recording so fried no matter what program I use 😭
all of my recordings are useless now
your pc fryin prolly
bro killed out of sheer will
I swear my game isnt running like this
helmet not saving you voldemort
Is it finally here? Peace and quiet?
George been spammin since he got GIF perms 😭
Love doing this LMAO

We're actually shitting up the chat.
I love when he repaired the wall
YA GEORGE!
Chat stop being weird and talk about halfsword
uh oh George gonna get smited
Wanna half willies sword into his eye hole
LORD MANTIC HAS SPOKEN!
oh shit
ONLY TALK ABOUT KILLING WILLIES!
.
@mighty nexus
sorry
is he gone?
guess we will see
he sees you when you're sleepin...he Halfs you when you're Swordin it....
I-
Pray for times like these
"have mercy" 😭
Stop posting your automods. They are automodded for a reason
🫡
Urh can you dumb it down for a simpleton like me?
i didnt say this but she did it 5 different times
🥹
BRO throwin her under the bus is cray cray
wdym
I'm playin
i didnt say that
Well sometimes the automod dumb ngl but valid
Bro didn't want the smoke
You should talk about this instead

Okay tell me about it
What happened
hand missing, me aura farm
The fuckin goat! Did you win?
any news about the update?
Full Sword tomorrow
lol rip
10 minutes into my most recent abyss run
Gotta be shit postin gang
i alr got all the baron set
I killed a few more then got my leg chopped of by a big zombie. I killed the big zombie and then died to the next one
A true warriors death fr
Use something sharp
My wrist be going all wonky asf in the Abyss w a sword
smg in halfsword when?
Does anyone know why my Willie gets really, really, tired in the Abyss. Sometimes he just tuckers out hugging the Zillie that keeps trying to bite his toes.
He has had enough....
There's a momentum loss and stamina drain circle around the head of the zombies I think
would be amazing
what if its brainrot filter like u*c
HAHA you can't say UrNC?
no its funnier if it stays in the abyss
I've only escaped it by taking off all my clothes.
George how you've not been told off for being a naughty boy is beyond me.
Devs hate tf outa the community >:(
why dont i feel tired
FACE ME IN THE TOURNEY!
its 4 in the morning
Ong bro just yappin GIFs
yeah but
for halloween
GIF perms ressed you
That shit is so funny! Lol the one after me had me fried
the dopamine i get from unlocking gif perms is exilerateing
Some Auramaxxing
I think they like half-magnetize to body parts, at least thats what it looks like when they extend their necks towards you when you're close
im migrateing there
HEY IT'S ME!
"first blood" is probably the worst thing added
I think its fine on the higher tiers, silly on the lower ones tbh
they're the goats
what if i just make the most brain rotted setence ever
I like first blood most of the time but i have yet to win against a warstaff
like
its so jam packed
the ai wont know what to do
like
brain melt
ok
i gotta charge up
revenge clip.mp4
This is real, I was there.
i beat a boss to the ground and went to cave his skull in. i stepped on his spear and lost
Bro...I am supposed to be Swordin my Half but you guys keep me engaged in the Halfin my Sword chat
say bad but it gets delete
show the bad you said then you get ban
I'm too cool for all that
You can sword my half.
what if i just say
I have to remind myself to not step on weapons, albeit bodies fuck me up more often in general
Uncasaurus Rex.
"May also be viewed by the server owners" better not.
Keep focusing on my UPDATES!
Looking forwards to Free Mode update.
The only thing I want.
who has time to read automodded messages get back to the coal mines and get me some fixes
Lemme keep loot and go on any map >:( also all the gear pls
mod go grab me a beer
dang I forgot to say m0g
This is Half Sword related btw!
yo
I mean all maps is big yes... but you already can bring gear from progression so why
I am currently playing it
Because what if I don't wanna do that
what in the ohio skibidi rizz is an unc?
THIS ISNT FAIR
its like waveing a t-bone steak ifront of a starveing dog
Alright your banned buddy.
Flexin your rank on us 😮💨
im going to black mail you with this
M0GGED on us
as the victim or as the shooter
Both >:)
@mighty nexus
Oh shit cute PFP!
I need a workout guide for my Willie.
i was the bullet i can confrim its real
@mighty nexus
Swing a lot a lot or heavy weapon until you faint = muscle >:)
I personally give backshots to Willie for muscle
so far the best workout ive had is getting a heavy weapon, like a mace or a poleaxe and spending hours fighting the training dummy
or if you have armor
you could run around in circles
can there be an infinite crossbow mod?
can they ad a machine gun to th egame
You get to max weight long before Lord unless you're dying every tier imo
i had max weight in like commoner
i didnt even realize i had max weight lmao
@mighty nexus
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@mighty nexus
cant quote images
The message is empty
FUCK
@mighty nexus
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or embeds
please GOD don't start this shit
FUCK
@mighty nexus
Didn't notice the strength mechanic at all really until I came on discord after finishing lord tourney on release day tbh
why are YOU awake
because i no sleepy
😔
its 4:23 in the morning yet, im not tired
actually i am sleepy
ill never be tired
but uh
i havent been tired
fuck it we ball
we need every fighter awake when fighting the clankers
what i do !
bro
not you specifically some dude being racist
aw fair
nothing crazy happened at like 11 and i was the only one on at that time i think
sucks to suck organic
then i watched knight of the seven kingdoms and stayed awake
my goat fr
WHY do people always do this
people are STUPID
oooooooo the regullars curse oooooooo
Silly mod you should become sleeping mod rn
being racist is historically accurate if you really think about it
soon tm
imagine being inferior to robots and not knowing it
i don't even know how to respond to this
washingmachines > humans
guys
is this why 70% of people get slimed out in the first 5 minutes of joining
do we all agree air fryers are a top 5 human invention
nah but if you manage to get to level 3 you're basically an og lol
yeah bro
im a veteran
i dont own an air fryer 😔
two things people need, bidet and air fryer, life good
loser
he dosnt have an air fryer
chudlin
why would i even want to fry air smh
air fryers are a top invention for someone who CANT COOK.
Ya racism makes no sense to me
u either die at lvl 1 or live to be a lvl 3
bros an inexperienced air fryer aswell
loser
and then die at level 3
get an air fryer
Mod team cute fr
what about level 2's
guys
level 2's are basically in purgatory, not quite a level 1 not quite a level 3, just simply existing
wanna show off eachothers air fryer
wait so
If you are only cooking for yourself you save money by not having to heat your whole oven for 10 chicken nuggets
mini convection ovens

