halfsword-chat-⚔

[remote crypt]

I miss doing this shit to t7 willies

[weak hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/wakko-warner-mallet-cartoon-yakko-gif-12897143

[neat jasper]

now fight another roided willie

[remote crypt]

wee

[tranquil lantern]

does abyss ever cure broken limbs

it aint looking good

[remote crypt]

Like broken or red

red goes away over time

if you have a floppy sign for a leg

no

[tranquil lantern]

its broken broken

damn

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/badjob-wind-couldbeworse-airman-inflatable-gif-4966340

[tranquil lantern]

its over 😢

[remote crypt]

Yeah you're cooked

One handed sword only

[tranquil lantern]

momma didnt raise no quitter

axe is the way

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[weak hornet]

ngaf

[weak hornet]

LMFAO

[wheat leaf]

idk how it happened but while riding home from mcdonalds one of the mcdoubles i had in my pocket must have escaped, only problem is i was doing like 170 most of the way so now i fear some random elderly women got hit by a mcdouble pissmissile

[tender quest]

?

[remote crypt]

I think it means

[wheat leaf]

bro realized he wanted NONE of that

[remote crypt]

'not give a fuck'

[weak hornet]

nobody give a fuck

[buoyant ravine]

"Shako-Kapow!" https://open.spotify.com/track/09Nc3asktiFaAe20Ay56Hh?si=5922f88ba3364dcc

[wheat leaf]

hey, its me. i give a fuck

[weak hornet]

really? 😳

how much

[remote crypt]

enough to take me on a hot and stealy date

we steal things

[long trail]

bro even danced at the end

[wheat leaf]

brotha your married

[long trail]

yo how do i even get this strong bro wth

[remote crypt]

to you 🤌

./s

[weak hornet]

gear

[wheat leaf]

telling your wife right now

whats her number

[remote crypt]

8675309

[wheat leaf]

wait

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-come-deliverance-henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kcd-2-kingdom-come-deliverance-2-gif-8513144675739880089

[wheat leaf]

THATS THE NUMBER ON THE WALL!

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-charging-battery-meme-my-cat-is-charging-gif-15970796056410677121

[wheat leaf]

theres no way you bagged Jenny dude your so friggin lucky

[remote crypt]

But they were Jessie's girl.

[wheat leaf]

Jessie's girl? isnt that Stacy's mom?

[buoyant ravine]

Music is so good I make sure my character dances

[spice zealot]

how do you get muscles that are like pretty big in the game? Or is it modded? Also i saw an image of someone with a crossbow, I have not seen one in the game yet and I am almost full baron armor on progression. any help would work

[wheat leaf]

can you try and swing from the chain&pot

like grab it high up and jump

[remote crypt]

I bagged all of em

[buoyant ravine]

What am I? The fucking Prince Of Perisa? Even if I tried I cant really do that because my guy wont grab on it

[remote crypt]

ayo

[wheat leaf]

fuckin legend

[serene olive]

crossbow is on the forest map in a little box next to the carriage

[calm gust]

Does anyone know how to fix halfsword crashing alot

[wheat leaf]

it was worth asking i thought it'd be funny. you should try and kill a willie by kicking the pot into them then

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-22669238

[serene olive]

download more ram

[wheat leaf]

how much dedicated ram?

[calm gust]

https://tenor.com/view/джона-хилл-jonah-hill-facepalm-рука-лицо-долоня-обличчя-gif-7167197686338732060

[serene olive]

for half sword at least 96 gb

[wheat leaf]

fml, i only got 92

[spice zealot]

Thanks man. but do you know how people get like huge muscles? i was looking through the photography chat and was actually pretty jealous

[calm gust]

bro im stuck on demo still hows the full game

[spice zealot]

pretty fun

[mighty lichen]

Butt chin check💯

[serene olive]

pretty sure the guys who look like the hulk use mods cus im only able to get up to 94 kg

[wheat leaf]

oh your on demo, yeah to help fix the crashing turn down/off blood effects, gore doesnt matter as much though

[serene olive]

and they also look pretty goofy

[torpid linden]

pretty fun

[calm gust]

Thanks, I'll try that

[spice zealot]

im at 80kg naked

[calm gust]

Nice

[wheat leaf]

and EA's good but its got flaws, id argue its more performance demanding and less stable than demo, the combat systems been reworked and still needs some tweaks to be as good or better than demo

but its got a lot more to offer for maps n items, weapon forging and armor customization is pretty sick

[mighty lichen]

Side profile got me dead

[serene olive]

is ur stature at max

[sharp spruce]

he looks like a tic tac

[spice zealot]

what does that mean?

[wheat leaf]

throw on the eisenhut and youll look identical

[magic reef]

50 spirits....can somebvody remind me in future to pay that off next time..

[serene olive]

in the character customization when u get a new guy theres a setting called stature which is how tall you are

you can gain more muscle if its maxxed out

[wheat leaf]

i got like 260 cooking rn youll be fine

[magic reef]

becuase fighting 50 spirits with no clue of how many you have defeated was a pain!

[mighty lichen]

Your willie obviously doesn't mew enough

[wheat leaf]

HE DOESNT! and its sad

[torpid linden]

Will we ever get Armets and Bascinets

[wheat leaf]

negative canthal tilt or wtvr looksmaxxers say

[torpid linden]

Jesse what the hell are you talking about

[vague mulch]

does anyone have the peter griffin holding a gun image

the one that looks like that

[spice zealot]

how do i check?

[wheat leaf]

idk i saw it on instagram once

[buoyant ravine]

Peter Griffin has left the server

[mighty lichen]

You have low facial harmony unlike me. You need to work on it bro even though face shapes are entirely genetic.

[vague mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/jacc-jacc-so-cool-scared-black-kid-black-gif-19028879

[mighty lichen]

Nevermind how asymmetrical my face is. It's just wabi sabi trust

[wheat leaf]

thats definitely a negative canthal tilt, poor symmetry. clearly chopped

[mighty lichen]

I'm currently bone smashing and hummingbird maxxing.

[wheat leaf]

ofc your a hummingbird main

[mighty lichen]

The nectar is sweet hb

[zinc gulch]

does this game have multiplayer pvp

[dire radish]

dude everyone begging for harder difficulty and stuff lowk pmo i'm so dogshit at this game

[vague mulch]

ion know

[dire radish]

i've lost 12 characters in one day

all to warstaffs btw

[mighty lichen]

My SMV mogs your small potato chin and eisenhut crutching.

[zinc gulch]

does this game have multiplayer pvp

[mighty lichen]

It has local 2-player coop and pvp.

[remote crypt]

Now do that all in realtime 👀

[mighty lichen]

One guy plays on keyboard, the other plays on controller.

[wheat leaf]

thats why i got a fire fit

hypebeast or wtvr they called

[nova pawn]

whats the best weapon to craft?

[vague mulch]

one stray axe and its all over

[nova pawn]

?

[vague mulch]

idk

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1375301364766347384/Willie_business_card.gif

[past kestrel]

Pollaxe

[nova pawn]

what type

[mighty lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-dompler-james-season-2-glep-gif-6998505889033534456

[wheat leaf]

yknow, funny you say axe specifically this was my first match w this fit

[past kestrel]

Hammer shape on both heads
around 3KG

[vague mulch]

those damn axes are more lethal than ebola

[wheat leaf]

make this thing you wont regret it

[remote crypt]

maces are lethaler

[vague mulch]

you walk within a centimetre of it and you explode

[wheat leaf]

sir thats a sword

[sharp spruce]

that is the most beautiful reshade ive ever seen

[remote crypt]

Its a sharp mace

[vague mulch]

"ah, i love my mace"
"WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT"

[sharp spruce]

oh jolly

[torpid linden]

Be real sweet if we could slap bladesong swords into the game

[buoyant ravine]

I still remember this video because of what got the third guy killed

[vague mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bf1-battlefield-ww1-gif-6188426

[buoyant ravine]

what do you think killed the third guy or got him killed

[distant bison]

why does the story never save

[remote crypt]

I think they have a fix for that in #common-issues-fixes

[mighty lichen]

Shield bug from alien swarm

[past kestrel]

[misty basin]

@proud cliff hey can you send me your config file for fsr?

cuz i might have made my game crash on start

[sand kestrel]

is this reshade ?

[misty basin]

who needs armour

[sand kestrel]

why does your game look so oily

[remote crypt]

yes

[misty basin]

god damn the fps on the video tho

[tranquil lantern]

these guys looking at eachother like they're the problem

[midnight abyss]

almost beat the baron with the shield setup

[mighty lichen]

Shut your trap, pavise user.

[mighty lichen]

They look like they're about to play patty cake

[misty basin]

that is but a shield

[main orbit]

GUYS!!!!! what pants go with poleyns?

[wheat leaf]

not me

[tranquil lantern]

1000 Frank stare

[mighty lichen]

Regular hosens without stockings.

[wheat leaf]

lowkey though FUCK 1h axes they have genuinely no business doing the damage they do

[main orbit]

ah thanks a lot

[tranquil lantern]

use both your eyes

[lethal frost]

guys what is the bloody looking spot on franks back

[wheat leaf]

110% a skinwalker

thats not human

[mighty lichen]

Dads when you tell them they need to open their email for two step verification:

[lethal frost]

does frank got cancer?

[tranquil lantern]

a couple of em

[lethal frost]

wdym

[midnight abyss]

hard pics

whats the max weight

if peeps know

[lethal frost]

88kg

is the max

[serene olive]

im at 94 kg

[wheat leaf]

its occured to me that damage of any kind to the unarmored body causes consciousness damage, aka closer to being knocked out. i want wtvr the devs are smoking to think getting hit in the legs or arms by a mace or any weapon would make you more inclined to pass out without pain being part of the equation

[soft osprey]

93 is the initial natural max but I believe the weight cap goes up after a certain amount of days

By 1kg at a time

[little kelp]

Nice first hit

[soft osprey]

The most ive seen natural is 95

[wheat leaf]

thank you

[spice zealot]

how did you get your guy so big?

[main orbit]

laura croft breastplate or the other one

[buoyant ravine]

ue save editor

[solar nest]

yo muscles do NOTHING for stability

[spice zealot]

huh?

[buoyant ravine]

i think it might be because the legs play a big role in blood circulation so maybe its cutting off blod supply and knocks out the brain or something

[spice zealot]

also where is the crossbow?

[buoyant ravine]

in the fucking forest

[spice zealot]

but where?

[buoyant ravine]

on the cart where the horse got decimated

[spice zealot]

I am looking right now but i cant find it

the back cart?

[arctic ferry]

its rng

[lunar compass]

Back cart there's two crate

If you're lucky it'll spawn there

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-steve-harvey-way-more-stupid-insult-funny-insult-gif-25172776

[wheat leaf]

while im open to being wrong, i dont think that would apply to most hits unless it somehow competely ruptured an artery internally or swelling caused a clot somehow, otherwise the only concern is passing out from blood loss

[buoyant ravine]

maybe internal bleeding

getting hit by a mace causes serious damage internally

[wheat leaf]

but that wouldnt effect the outcome of a sub 30 second fight

[spice zealot]

dude relax i dont be playing the game that often, and i didnt know it was rng. I just looked in there and all i was was gauntlets and a cup so i figured it wasnt in there

[buoyant ravine]

i will no longer help you as i literally gave you the answer

[ashen sluice]

Where is the crossbow

[buoyant ravine]

it doesnt always spawn

[spice zealot]

"In the forest" is just telling me the map

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-i-will-not-interact-gif-9380134741995340701

[wheat leaf]

or well, if its a fight ending hit it could ofc, but idk why adrenaline would be completely absent in a fight. devs just seem to be so intelligent yet so unknowledgeable at the same time. im not claiming to be a scholar of how the body reacts in combat but cmon ea is just all over the place compared to demo

[lethal frost]

im going to kill the drunk man and find out what happens

[spice zealot]

you see i didnt know that, until someone said its rng, so you telling me to cart and slinging around curses helps no one

[buoyant ravine]

it generally depends on the person sometimes a small guy can withstand a big mace clomping on his knee full force and he isnt close to passing out but sometimes it can be a big guy and one tiny hit would knock him out

[ashen sluice]

@tulip lintel where is the crossbow

[spice zealot]

back cart, rng spawn forest map

[buoyant ravine]

nothing happens. i killed him the first time because i didnt read

[ashen sluice]

I asked matrix

[spice zealot]

i just told you what i learned but alr🤷‍♂️

[buoyant ravine]

is a level 1 talking back to a level 3?

[ashen sluice]

Dude what did you do to willie

[spice zealot]

holy no life 🤣

[wheat leaf]

yeah your not wrong there. idk it just makes so little sense to me, i dont even think the devs could make sense of the state of things rn. like for example if i use halfsword enhancer to give inf consciousness, i can easily withstand lethal cuts to the neck or body. regardless of base damage or gore values

[ashen sluice]

Is that the true jester

[hidden schooner]

final boss jester from the lore

https://tenor.com/view/shake-freak-out-crazy-wild-ahh-gif-15649052

[ashen sluice]

I do wish we couldve fought the jester in game

[buoyant ravine]

lets start zipping lips pal i know more about this game than you and if i say the crossbow is in the forest and it doesnt always spawn than its in the forest. if you continue to reply to me in this convo ill tell the mods you wont leave me alone. deal? stop talking to me about this convo it is over

[hidden schooner]

this is so real. I was expecting him

[serene olive]

holy crybaby

[arctic ferry]

^^ the largest crate beside it specifically

[wheat leaf]

how it feels to fight w anything but a polearm in t7-8

[velvet cedar]

if only i could still do this in the ea

[ashen sluice]

Genuinely, with the sneak peaks and the fools wheel and everything

[spice zealot]

abuse of power much? anyways you didnt say it was rng till after lmao

[buoyant ravine]

losing blood i think makes your brain lose oxygenated blood which is literally what keeps you awake. i turn on enemy infinite consciousness so they dont get knocked just from breathing and i can hear their death rattle or death sound

[wheat leaf]

abuse of power is crazy

[buoyant ravine]

im not gonna repeat myself oaf

[ashen sluice]

Fools wheel, the pit, easier head cracking, more blood on wall, glocks, whatever happened to those

[spice zealot]

bro said hell contact the mods saying im harassing him when all i did was ask questions when he was being sassy

[buoyant ravine]

do not reply to me no more if i say the convo between us is over than its over period.

[wheat leaf]

so whatre you yappin bout

crossbow in forest bro

[ashen sluice]

Mr electric send this person to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis exploded immediately

[wheat leaf]

run along now before you make me angry 😡

[buoyant ravine]

devs really loved hyping this up thats why

[tranquil lantern]

do not die in the late 15th century or you will get memed 😢

[misty basin]

crossbow is a conspiracy

crossbowgate

is real

[ashen sluice]

Tru but it still went hard

[spice zealot]

idk man i dont really appreciate this guy being rude to someone who is not really intelligent about the game bc i dont have time to play it much

[wheat leaf]

thats true, maybe whats lacking is adrenaline right now? the more i think about it the more it does seem like people fighting with zero adrenaline lol

[buoyant ravine]

i mean shit when they showcased the fools wheel in that dev log or something it was in a map that was clearly for testing it

[ashen sluice]

Ya they use that demo map a lot for some reason

[buoyant ravine]

welcome to half sword buddy. if you dont know shit about the game then prepare to get dawged on for not knowing simple stuff. thats just how this server works. your expected to know the basics

[buoyant ravine]

the arena or just a blank white map with a wall for blood testing?

[wheat leaf]

well you also called him a no life so neither of you are all innocent

[spice zealot]

or it could be a more welcoming environment where you actually help people who are interested in the game you enjoy

[buoyant ravine]

that is true but i do have a life

[wheat leaf]

ofc you dont you play halfsword

oh mb i thought you said you dont i was rubbing my eye

[lethal frost]

RAGAMUFFIN

[spice zealot]

yes you are correct

[wheat leaf]

idc whos got a life just play halfsword and throw around some banter when its fit, dont get your wedgies in a undies over crossbow spawns

[buoyant ravine]

helping isnt what i specialize in bucko. i am willing to help people who dont know the complicated things but if you need help knowing basic things? maybe you shouldnt be playing half sword. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ashen sluice]

arena

[wheat leaf]

nah that one was just disrespectful or ragebait

bro just asked abt the crossbow you aint gotta bring his legitimacy in playing the game at all into it

[spice zealot]

I did not know where a crossbow is so i asked. if you did not want to include more info you couldve ignored it

[buoyant ravine]

yeh i think that map was used for testing before it still kinda is xD

[buoyant ravine]

i told you its in the forest near or on the cart where the dead horse is at

[ashen sluice]

oh lmao

[buoyant ravine]

i tried helping you but you didnt understand me so yeh. i dont know man

[ashen sluice]

sometimes the crossbow doesnt spawn, it depends*

[wheat leaf]

dont take military dude too seriously hes got sumn goin on

[spice zealot]

and i asked more specifics and then you said i was stupid because i did not see it

[midnight abyss]

kicked the barons ass

[spice zealot]

yea i can tell, but thanks for the advice

[misty basin]

bro is playing the tower

[spice zealot]

fr

[buoyant ravine]

im a natural asshole cant really blame me this server aint for children. i am a nice guy alot of the time but mostly im a asshole

[wary nebula]

bro has a tank class

[spice zealot]

yea i saw someone say that thanks for the info tho

[buoyant ravine]

im not a huge asshole just very mean most of the time or blunt or honest

[spice zealot]

im an adult broski

[buoyant ravine]

you clearly dont act like one. ok thats enough of this conversation lets shift this to something else

[spice zealot]

being mean is a choice

[midnight abyss]

does that clip have sound

[wheat leaf]

a natural asshole, thats gotta be the most misfortunate edgy childlike shit i done heard all day

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-alpha-wolf-alpha-wolf-the-weak-should-quiver-gif-17759401881362908244

nah this dont even apply

you aint a nice guy

[spice zealot]

imma drop it but you are being an asshole then calling me a child because i asked simple questions

[buoyant ravine]

i think his obs mightve been fucked or maybe he forgot to tick on record output audio in it

[midnight abyss]

idk whats going on but i am a naturally coarse person for sure, sometimes if im at a 1 a lot of people see it at a 10

thats my clip

[spice zealot]

and he said i dont act like an adult🤣

[midnight abyss]

i just recorded it, wondering if the sound is fucked because i ticked the steam sound marks

[wheat leaf]

thats just basic human decency, doesnt matter if your nicknames brutus cause your brutal, be a man, put up a front, and dont let a soul on the outside world know who you are.

[coral tendon]

i feel like the baron got nerfed from the demo but that might just be me

[buoyant ravine]

the way you replied to me when i was being an asshole is what made you childish i am very aware that im rude. now like i said lets stop this conversation before things may start to take a longer turn and no mods wanna deal with this shit

[coral tendon]

idk he just feels weaker

[wheat leaf]

fellas. initiate some halfsword clip spam to lighten the mood

[buoyant ravine]

use obs studio its better

[misty basin]

it is that you got stronger

[coral tendon]

W philosophy

[buoyant ravine]

true. but i dont really care generally. ima do my thang

[misty basin]

you now have the best armor + the weapon you feel comfortable with

[spice zealot]

sorry i am talking to gangrene now cant talk

[ashen sluice]

i dont mean to flex but i beat the game twice without having to hire any muscle

[spice zealot]

actually crazy bro thats tuff

[buoyant ravine]

thats not impressive

[coral tendon]

oh brother

[arctic ferry]

pretty sure your willie's muscle mass has something to do with it too

[coral tendon]

does it?

i lowkey never paid attention to it

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-load-of-this-get-a-load-of-this-guy-look-at-this-guy-come-on-bruh-gif-18066748999193463069

[midnight abyss]

this being said i tone myself down a lot and make myself a more meek person for others, i want to be nice and want to be seen as nice, sometimes im not and thats ok. its difficult to know how to tone myself down, speaking for the mil dude audience i personally use a lot of humor to initially engage with a conversation until i get a good enough read over the conversation to have a polite in depth response to progress my relationship with that person
if for no other reason then i see them as a potential resource monetarily as a friend, ie. discounts, familiarity service, networking, and knowing a guy who knows a guy

[buoyant ravine]

burn stamina to grow your muscles

[lethal frost]

DOLT

[coral tendon]

well

[solar nest]

what if there was a mod that just let willie do this

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-season-2-jujutsu-kaisen-s2-jjk-jjk-s2-gif-18047726081792175025

[coral tendon]

yeah

i'm aware of that

[midnight abyss]

i have obs, one other i forgot about, and steam

[buoyant ravine]

its called half sword enhancer

[coral tendon]

i just never paid attention to it

[lethal frost]

RAGAMUFFIN

[solar nest]

oh yeah true

[coral tendon]

COWARD

[wheat leaf]

ladd named chrome334 on the server has made some pretty cool spells

[lethal frost]

DOLT

[midnight abyss]

this had me deactivate my windows app reading defenses, then crashed immediately and tried to kill my computer

[spice zealot]

oh yea ive seen sum they are crazy

[serene olive]

how do i get embed perms

[solar nest]

woah where do i get that

[lethal frost]

where tf do i get that too

[buoyant ravine]

Now where can i get such a product

[wheat leaf]

i dunno if hes given anyone else access but thats what he can make

[lean niche]

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[coral tendon]

i think its leveling

you just have to get to level 3 or smth

[lethal frost]

ITS WULLIE

[wheat leaf]

dont harass him over it just ask him if you see him, hes active pret often

[lethal frost]

ITS WILLIE

[solar nest]

alr

[serene olive]

do i just yap to level up then

[coral tendon]

yeah

[lethal frost]

OAF

[serene olive]

big black monkey balls

gimme my levels

[lethal frost]

CRACOOL

[wheat leaf]

yo this would be a wicked time for the moderation to arrive

[ashen sluice]

already damn 😭

[vague mulch]

mods get the random axe

[coral tendon]

does half sword imply the existence of full sword

[vague mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[slim peak]

how i put a item on my inventory?

[wheat leaf]

its weird how every time i say STAFF WILL NOT CHECK CHAT they usually appear

[vague mulch]

alt f4

[slim peak]

[midnight abyss]

ctrl+W

[main orbit]

arming doublet or gambeson

[wheat leaf]

arming doublet 100%

[spice zealot]

depends wym

[wheat leaf]

it lets you use cuisses, vambraces, pauldrons, etc

[main orbit]

are you being fr or

[wheat leaf]

absolutely without any trolling serious

'arming' is what allows it to be used with full armor

[spice zealot]

if its like a sword or small mace j hold e or q, but if its like a pollaxe it wont go in the inventory from my experience

[wheat leaf]

you cant be a fully kitted knight without it

[ruby glade]

ASMR

[main orbit]

OUGHH THANK YOUUU

[spice zealot]

gotta make sure it doesnt have the lil circle bits on it tho

[coral tendon]

whats a gambeson

[midnight abyss]

you cant put weapons past a certain size on your belt

[coral tendon]

dude

punching feels so much better in EA than the demo

[ashen sluice]

Make sure to take off the chains of the arming doubet in the armory otherwise you cant fit other armor pieces

[midnight abyss]

the alt control\

fuck

the alt bind for thrust toggle is a pain in my ass ngl

i want to bind it to the mouse

[unreal fog]

Is there a way to modify progression mode height and weight and make it stay modified after each fight?

[spice zealot]

huh?

[unreal fog]

Only 1 handed things, with exception to a pavise, and some of the messers I think

[spice zealot]

mine has stayed the same throughout my progression run

[serene olive]

nah u can put swords on too

[main orbit]

'Sway me kindness' only for babies

[unreal fog]

You can modify your file to make you be 2 or 3 times taller an stronger, but it resets to default with every fight, but free mode doesn’t reset

[unreal fog]

Those too ofc

[serene olive]

if u wanna grind muscle just craft a max weight polearm and and spam buhurts using it

[spice zealot]

i have the barons sword on my hip

[spice zealot]

actually?

i might need to do that then

[serene olive]

yea that worked for me

[spice zealot]

i will be doin that then preciate it man

[serene olive]

it drains stamina like a mf though so dont get caught lacking and lose all ur progress

[spice zealot]

alright

[warped grotto]

Sometimes this game is just fucking stupid

[spice zealot]

yea i lowk got like 200 souls on my abyss

[warped grotto]

I got hit in the leg with a hammer at like medium speed and INSTANTLY "you lost"

[ashen sluice]

Whats the limit to how much muscle you can have

[buoyant ravine]

the more stamina you lose the more stamina and muscles you gain

[ashen sluice]

Thats knockout mode for you

[main orbit]

randomly found (3) 2 bodies

[wheat leaf]

i stepped on an axe and bled out in about 3-5 seconds

[warped grotto]

leg = unconscious

[ashen sluice]

W bleed out spot

[stuck epoch]

[ashen sluice]

Average half sword moment

[ashen sluice]

Medieval peasants hate this one trick

[wheat leaf]

any chance you could recreate this with a sword handle&blade to make it look like you couldnt get excalibur out of the stone

[stuck epoch]

lol yes absolutely

[spice zealot]

that would be sick

[wheat leaf]

that would go so hard

[spice zealot]

fr

[serene olive]

daily reminder of how fire the soundtrack to this game is

[spice zealot]

especially if its like 70% max length handle with gold crossgaurd

[ruby glade]

Jesus christ lmao

[violet ibex]

golden freddy jumpscare in the bottom

[main orbit]

you guys ever beat a guy just enough to where he considers getting up but looks at you holding your weapon over your head then immediately gives up

[wheat leaf]

do NOT sit in the menu with music turned off, the background noise is wack

[serene olive]

lol rlly?

what is it

[wheat leaf]

like wtf are my ears being blessed by

[spice zealot]

yeah lol its kinda sad

[serene olive]

midieval asmr

someone getting straight wooden teeth

[main orbit]

"midieval" 💔

[spice zealot]

alright imma get to grinding muscles, preciate the help everyone that gave me some info

[serene olive]

yea i wasnt good at spelling tests

mideival

[spice zealot]

shi prolly freyyed too

[serene olive]

mid evil

[wheat leaf]

ts is mid, and evil

[serene olive]

wrd

[wheat leaf]

ong fr

🤝

[serene olive]

she half on my sword till i early release

[ashen sluice]

He got destroyed

[fierce wedge]

white and blue are a nice color pattern

[ashen sluice]

Oh god that poor dog

[buoyant ravine]

Jesus christ

[misty basin]

try to go into a knight fight with no weapons and punch them to death

[ashen sluice]

"Little man,,,"

[stuck epoch]

the potential is there, lol

[coral tendon]

This guy could punch the baron to death

[ashen sluice]

Sword with the stone

When you arent worthy enough so you take the stone with it

[dark thistle]

roxcalibur reference

[remote crypt]

rocc

[finite bough]

now hit him with da rockkkk

[finite bough]

rucc

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234992989080780870/1242717390991786067/cult_like.gif

[finite bough]

https://tenor.com/view/alexibexi-erklärbär-burn-it-down-burn-computer-gif-15856270

[misty basin]

magic tric

[finite bough]

yes you launched it through the floor. its a cool bug

https://tenor.com/view/kittyjam-jamming-jam-cute-cat-cat-jam-gif-499006987437771115

[coral tendon]

Me when I cast the infinite head explosions spell

[finite bough]

this is why willies don't have brain

[drifting token]

bruh my character has chicken legs 😭

i got hit once in heavy armor and got folded like a napkin

[remote crypt]

Hit where

[drifting token]

wtf man 😭

[finite bough]

maybe you are chicken legs

[drifting token]

chest 💀

hit with a arming sword bruh 😭

[remote crypt]

oh yeah

arming sword

you're just weak

[finite bough]

nice. now crouch on em couple of times

[drifting token]

my legs cannot be that weak dawg

[finite bough]

you missed leg day at da gym

its your fault bro

[drifting token]

embarrassing in front of the aristocratic huzz 💔

lost my honor now my family wants me exiled gng

[coral tendon]

Tbh willie just has awful balance sometimes

My willie got nearly knocked out from tripping over something once

[finite bough]

dw i got a van for you to live in.

[gentle wigeon]

game is peak chat ngl

[drifting token]

opponent calls me a reggermeffin > hits me once with an arming sword in the chest > falls over like a wet napkin in fornt of the noble women at the royal yard> family wants me exiled

fuck my chud life

[warped grotto]

???
PROFIT!

[finite bough]

you mean irl? or ingame? you must specify

[finite bough]

nice.

[warped grotto]

uhhh so what happens if I have no opp? Fatal Error when I won, got back in, and now no opponenet

[finite bough]

half sword have fella womens in it? i never knew.

[finite bough]

what?

[gentle wigeon]

I enjoy the game crashing my entire computer because I slashed somebody's head clean off and it just bugs the fluff out, very immersive (no sarcasm !)

[drifting token]

every time i get my helmet knocked off , I get reminded of my balding head 😭

why am I chopped in the game bro

[timid mural]

Should I retire my character and restart I've beaten the baron like 13 times now.

[warped grotto]

I chose a duel, won, fatal error'd, restarted, got put back in the duel fight, but since my opponent was dead it cleaned up the dead body and I was just, there, alone

[solar stirrup]

lol

[drifting token]

this game too realistic, it even gave me a chopped character to play with like in real life

[misty basin]

bloke was hidin in the bodies

[drifting token]

I am NOT built for the royal hall 😭

[ruby glade]

Neat lil exchange

[finite bough]

@gentle wigeon my game is not crashing even after this

[main venture]

When your character fully dies, does the rank progress reset? (like fully back to beggar or whatever its called)

[buoyant ravine]

I hardly touched him

[drifting token]

who tf got mauled by a bear 😭

[warped grotto]

wtf is that lol

magic missile?

[timid mural]

How

[drifting token]

handsome shrek:

[snow garnet]

Why do you even LET your helmet get knocked off?

[gentle wigeon]

holy W mods

[drifting token]

luck:

[gentle wigeon]

Half Frames 😭

[finite bough]

that's the same willie that i smashed

[drifting token]

kinda wish we could get a holy sword relic of some sort that could spawn somewhere in the maps

[snow garnet]

There are two different meanings to that

[drifting token]

Crusader swords

or smthng

[finite bough]

what you think, that's what you are.

[vocal solstice]

Homerun!

[restive barn]

the divine spears of Harigasti

[violet ibex]

One of my favorite things in this game is when my opponent surrenders right before I drive a rondel dagger into their throat

I would attach a clip but my clip software was acting up

[buoyant ravine]

1st hit was clean... the rest wasnt

[restive barn]

u can also do this cool fire blast thing

[timid mural]

How tho

[drifting token]

very realistic ❤️‍🩹

[violet ibex]

Where’s this mod at

[finite bough]

is that you harry potter?

[violet ibex]

Need

Need bad

[restive barn]

it's still in dev, only 3 spells so far

[violet ibex]

😭 😭

[restive barn]

what should my next spell be

[timid mural]

Penis deletis

[finite bough]

expelliarmus

[violet ibex]

Hmm I think something like a soul comet from Elden Ring

[drifting token]

peasants fighting to the death vs noblemen crying mercy after getting a shallow cut through the gap of the armor:

[violet ibex]

Maybe a rock blast spell

[vocal solstice]

champion of the slums gets launched

[violet ibex]

Rock blast would be cool

[restive barn]

🤔 maybe

[finite bough]

@restive barn

[restive barn]

so a big boom

[timid mural]

Flying dead horse

[finite bough]

yes kinda

[wary nebula]

shoot swords

[violet ibex]

Oooh what about a thunderbolt from above

[ruby glade]

Implode

[drifting token]

TESTICULAR TORSION

[warped grotto]

Actually that's possible

[violet ibex]

Some sort of gravity thing

[warped grotto]

the nuts are now a like, hitbox

[violet ibex]

Maybe a black hole

[restive barn]

isnt this close enough

[finite bough]

part of.

[vocal solstice]

Mr. Frankenburg

[restive barn]

death beam

[finite bough]

make a spell that summons a dragon for short period and eats up enemies (the dragon will be in a portal and will not completely jump out of the portal but eat the enemy in some given range)

[timid mural]

Spirit bomb spell

[violet ibex]

Ray of enfeeblement xD

[finite bough]

this is what expelliarmus is.. except in the end it goes kaboom

[restive barn]

who do u think i am a modder or a vfx wizard

go get ghm to do that

lmao

[finite bough]

you are both.

[finite bough]

@restive garnet is this the guy?

[restive barn]

yes

[ruby glade]

Got +holy damage on my poleaxe

[violet ibex]

A chad

[restive barn]

while these spells are all cool the most effective strategy is still to whack him in the head

[finite bough]

you got a great opportunity to collab lmao

[restive barn]

blood fountain that comes from the ground and eats up Willie

[violet ibex]

Now that is a really good idea

What about like a summon ghoul spell

Summon one of the zombies from the abyss or somethn

[buoyant ravine]

Man just got decimated

[restive barn]

summon zombie spell

[restive barn]

but the zombie attacks you too

[finite bough]

if you can make that than why not dragon? 💔

[violet ibex]

Would still be cool xd

[finite bough]

@restive barn head exploding spell

[violet ibex]

Then you could also keep summoning ppl to fight u

[remote crypt]

Jesus fuck

[restive barn]

how tf do i make a dragon out of particles

OW FUCK

[finite bough]

just render an image lmao

[restive barn]

or something like this wtf

i'm definetly adding something like this

[wary nebula]

what about one that summons a zombie to fight for you

[timid mural]

You should make a spell that breaks bones one by one or all at once

[restive barn]

but it'll attack you too

[remote crypt]

book of spells

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-wizard-money-gang-shadow-wizard-money-gang-casting-spells-we-love-casting-spells-gif-13248176114891128394

[finite bough]

that lag.

[remote crypt]

I am a simple creature.

[wary nebula]

could have it fling towards the opponent first or smthn

[remote crypt]

Throw someone into the skybox

[vocal solstice]

more chiropractor

[restive barn]

here's a video of the spellbook mod

[vocal solstice]

Catch!

[vocal solstice]

is there a zero gravity spell

[ruby glade]

Who would win, an atomized knee cap or the indominable human spirit

[restive barn]

no

as that'll affect u too

besides what would that do anyway

[ruby glade]

Make one that lifts a guy and them slams him into the ground hard as fuck

[restive barn]

🤔 maybe

[vocal solstice]

RIP......🕊️

[misty basin]

thew meta is 3 pauldron ripped hobbit

[vocal solstice]

what

[misty basin]

unkillable

[vocal solstice]

hobbit?

how do you become a hobbit?

[white sundial]

the willie who never gave up

[vocal solstice]

just paid off 1700 souls

[misty basin]

smol

size

i could get knocked over still they wont damage me

[remote crypt]

Fight the baron like this please

[vocal solstice]

fly high bro....R.I.P.🕊️ 💔

[misty basin]

tomorrow i have to sleep

i got work

in 4 hours

:(

[remote crypt]

Sleep well ❤️

[ruby glade]

My reign of terror ends

[main orbit]

any way to equip greaves and poleyns?

[vocal solstice]

I think hes injured a bit

[floral vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356257359214936136/1388613218964078632/convert_3.gif

[restive barn]

my favorite medieval weapon

[misty basin]

wrong clip this fight took 7 minutes

[remote crypt]

just kick em in the face

[misty basin]

yeah i do that

i just have to down them 3/4 times to win

[main orbit]

Am I the only one who says "[map] Doubles" with French pronunciation ("[map] dooblay")

The font looks so French

[remote crypt]

Yeah, it sucks cuz like. Shields dont count for threatening on the ground.

[vocal solstice]

yeah bro he's gone

[main orbit]

Should've used flail smh

[misty basin]

never

[main orbit]

All hail flail

[misty basin]

the pauldron halfling is the best

[sharp orchid]

hit him with the stick of no weapon collision

[ruby glade]

Bro got cleft in twain

[wheat leaf]

hammer and dagger against 3 axes, under 20 seconds

[sharp orchid]

I think I got him

[wheat leaf]

mf's locked axes to keep me stuck

[dark thistle]

pickaxe best weapon knights don’t stand a chance

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-ye-haircut-barber-kanye-west-gif-3642931043953307478

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[sharp orchid]

gng you fooling nobody 😭

[floral vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1363682223538049077/1398287079070236802/copy_B6078E9E-C0F7-4E60-B04E-0DEF62B02E97.gif

[sharp orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301784511234707458/1452097002547580999/togif.gif

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/aj-dybantsa-one-trick-pony-basketball-gif-8539337248442400376

[thorny whale]

anyone else try to collect different colored tabards or just me

[sharp orchid]

i think thats just you gng

[thorny whale]

sigh

i got a lot of bright colored ones

[floral vale]

tabards are sooo mid rn

[thorny whale]

yellow, red, orange, blue, dark blue, green, dark green

[thorny whale]

ya but theyre coool

best cosmetic option imo

[sharp orchid]

fuck no

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/what-waka-flocka-huh-gif-10949909

[thorny whale]

idk if they serve a purpose besides looking cool realistically

[wheat leaf]

shields most op weapon

[sharp orchid]

eisenhuts are the best cosmetic

[thorny whale]

i suppose

i found the perfect tabard color to match the blue feathers

once i get full baron set i wanna add feathers to the helm and itll look cool

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/lucki-shh-lucki-shh-gif-3245291727502780352

[cursive fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/dented-head-head-smile-gif-12205170

[floral vale]

the clipping is js mid

[thorny whale]

yea thats the only downside

they look cool otherwise

[sharp orchid]

you cant add fethers

[thorny whale]

👁️

[sharp orchid]

to the baron helm at least

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/youve-guac-to-be-kidding-me-avocado-adventures-joypixels-you-must-be-kidding-are-you-kidding-me-gif-17134554

[thorny whale]

that sucks

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/forehead-gif-22694036

[thorny whale]

the baron had feathers in the demo

surely they'll be added back eventually

[wheat leaf]

using this as a reply to the divorce court order

[thorny whale]

im making an investment by collecting these tabards

trust when they fix the clipping y'all will understand

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/iq-to-high-iq-to-high-dumbass-gif-8703840328342123411

[wheat leaf]

batman: "now talk"

[thorny whale]

i like to imagine the clipping is like

tears in the tabard

So it looks Battleworn

does anyone know if dark metal armets can spawn

[sharp orchid]

close up of him rn

[warped apex]

\

[dark schooner]

how does the split screen work? i got the remote play on my friends screen but i cant control the character

[warped apex]

Biting mod op

[thorny whale]

yea its broken right now

[main orbit]

😭 😭

[thorny whale]

it doesnt rlly work

[wheat leaf]

im lowkey confused cause apparently this hammer just does it to everyone if i hit them enough

[sharp orchid]

giving him straight teeth

[timid mural]

Best throw ever

[sharp orchid]

well I mean one hit with anything blunt has them asleep

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/big-groove-gif-12390265848434685785

[dark schooner]

wasnt it working when the game released

[wheat leaf]

bro looks kinda peaceful

like he just took a nap

[sharp orchid]

yeah cuz he got laid tf out

[wheat leaf]

just taking a nap

a mamir

[timid mural]

Nvm

[sharp orchid]

this is ball

[turbid yoke]

i was about to buy the game then i noticed it wasnt on its like launch sale or whatever anymore 😭

[sharp orchid]

you snooze you lose ig

[wheat leaf]

just about fed up with the shield blunt damage cause i got dogged this entire fking fight without getting hit once by the mace, and he wasnt even trying to use the shield on me

even with infinite consciousness, i woulda been knocked out earlier if not

[sharp orchid]

you diving like you a goalkeeper or somehting

hm this is tuff but I can make it tuffer

[wheat leaf]

edit him in w 'the Creation of Adam' painting

[sharp orchid]

im terrible at photoshop but bet

[timid mural]

Is it smart to retire? Does it get rid of all insured weapons if I do?

[tranquil ledge]

Half sword WILL be a landmark in gaming history 🗿

[sharp orchid]

bit low res but yeah I got it

[tranquil ledge]

Now this is art

not that banana taped on the wall shit

ITS TRUE ART

And so is Half Sword EA

Only got a few screenshots but they look saucy

[timid mural]

Tbh I like how the armor is in the demo than in early acces.

[plain brook]

the only way to use a one hander

[sharp orchid]

most of my good pics are from the demo cuz I didnt play ea for as long

[plain brook]

its also really hard to make good clips in EA mostly good for funny clips

[sharp orchid]

here are my fav 3 pics from ea tho

[sharp orchid]

ph yeah for surfe

[plain brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[sharp orchid]

This is my new fav gif

[plain brook]

Thanks its my fav clip

[timid mural]

Proof shield needs a nerf

[sharp orchid]

you are right about the funny clips tho

this one too

[plain brook]

lol that second one

[sharp orchid]

adding on to this, these are my top 3 pics from demo

[plain brook]

they look like promotional images for a boxing match

[sharp orchid]

up next, the fight for the title, willie v willie. Tonight 8 pm est on cbs

[plain brook]

needs a fight name

like "free willie"

[sharp orchid]

man ima so honest it was so hard for me to pick a top 3 for ts

I have a lot of phtotos from demo I love

[sharp orchid]

yeah for sure

[sharp orchid]

like I fucking love all of these images too

[floral vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116962918387425290/1265115811853500438/speed.gif

[plain brook]

the first 3 are more boxing images and then theres just a zardoz scene in there

[sharp orchid]

man you gotta let me know whenever a ghoul from fallout 4 steps into the ring cuz ive never seen that before

[timber pilot]

weak ass chainmail

[restive barn]

peasant vs handcannon

[sharp orchid]

armor in this game has always been supplied from alibaba

[timber pilot]

the jester swapped the real armor with eva foam cosplay...

[plain brook]

this clip would be cool if i didnt git a little graze

i headbutted the flat of his blade on the way out

[timber pilot]

folded under zero pressure 😭

[plain brook]

ding ding ding dingdingdingding

[quaint wind]

heres mine

[plain brook]

militus?

[restive barn]

helping me teammate out

[quaint wind]

Is that a fucking lightsaber

[sharp orchid]

you got a lighitng bolt from zues himself

[restive barn]

no it's a spell from my spellbook

[quaint wind]

Damn

You should make a lightsaber

[plain brook]

i like it but tbh lightsabers dont work if you cant cut without resistance

[restive barn]

it's not alightsaber😭

[plain brook]

noted

shouldnt be

also thats not how you hold a book

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-straw-gif-25765355

[restive barn]

i have to make the red part facing the enemy as thats where the spells come from

[sharp orchid]

yeah it is its how you hold people too

fuckin pinch grip

[wheat leaf]

finger in the eye, thumb in the nose

[plain brook]

its that meme

[sharp orchid]

well if you have the necronomicon, you can do that too. point proven

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-dont-talk-close-mouth-grab-lips-mad-family-gif-21732788

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/ts-frying-me-gif-3716183680874971134

[timber pilot]

i forgot who he is i haven't paid attention to this server for a minute

[restive barn]

hes a mod who got slimed out for making a snarky remark about people's pcs

[timber pilot]

ohhhh

[timber pilot]

him

[sharp orchid]

think i went a tad too high

[plain brook]

moderator guy who was kinda rude to a dude and got nuked from existence and he used to make clips where he missed a lot and then knocked a dude out with the flat of a greatsword

[quaint wind]

Sounds like a peice of shit mod

[plain brook]

it was blown out of proportion by redditors

he was deserving of a warning at least tho

[timber pilot]

lowkey that entire situation was extremely unserious

[cedar night]

so is defeating the baron technically "beating the game"?

[timber pilot]

ig so

[plain brook]

yeah its just cancel culture being the worst thing to happen to society and a poor fool mod who got in the view of it

clueless also nuked for a even lesser thing

[quaint wind]

Getting his whole set is beating the game

[restive barn]

knights hate this one trick

[wheat leaf]

he was pretty chill for the most part, just liked doing twirly greatsword stuff

[cinder stone]

how

D:

[restive barn]

simple

you call in the name of Harigasti

[quaint wind]

But he was mean

[cinder stone]

like, there's a book suspiciously lying around in the slums next to the cliff but I could never pick it up

[restive barn]

guys what weapon should i use

[restive barn]

that's a different book

[cinder stone]

ah

[wheat leaf]

barely at all, heck maybe hes different on reddit but dude was perfectly normal mundane on the discord

[restive barn]

iui8iiiiiiiuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiu8uuii8

there was a rice grain between my u and i keys

[quaint wind]

Holster all of them but use the rifle as your main and larp as the punisher

[restive barn]

WHAT WEAPON SHOULD I USE

[main light]

are any mods released for the game yet?

[restive barn]

u cant holster them

gl holstering a rifle

[timber pilot]

rifle

[quaint wind]

Use the rifle then

[restive barn]

bet

who wanna see me using the rifle

join vc

and watch my stream

[quaint wind]

I can't rn

Record it

[restive barn]

[quaint wind]

Just do it in steam and export it, I'm trying to determine if it's worth to download the mod

[cinder stone]

only the best

[past kestrel]

who here makes 6.3KG swords because they want to

[restive barn]

2/3 people said rifle😔

[pearl raptor]

it's monday fellas

you know what that means

[wheat leaf]

literally sunday

[quaint wind]

Timezones buddy

[wheat leaf]

those arent real

who tf still uses timezones

[main light]

is there a mod for early access like half sword enhancer

[quaint wind]

He could be B.. b ... b.... British

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-scared-holding-breath-terrified-gif-5049853410287167077

[wheat leaf]

😨

[past kestrel]

@wheat leaf is the only dude alongside me who thinks like this!!

[cinder stone]

merry mondaymas

[glacial gulch]

daily reminder to always have a spikey pomel

[pearl raptor]

another monday, another week for a half sword hotfix...

[main light]

is there a mod for early access like half sword enhancer

[pearl raptor]

smell that fresh coding...

[pearl raptor]

none that I know about

[restive barn]

stupid idiot didn't allow me to shoot him so i switched to my messer

[remote crypt]

Redditors basically just karma farmed it and for some reason won't make a post about me saying they're all fat cheeto heads.

I want my damn

laminated

hate post

on my wall

goddamnit

[pearl raptor]

I hate how the crossbow bolts sometimes just blatantly bounce off of the willies offspring noses

[restive barn]

lmao moments before disaster

[maiden heart]

what mod is this

plz share

[restive barn]

[maiden heart]

pleeeeasee

[restive barn]

it's unreleased

[maiden heart]

awwwwwwwwwww'

hwo can i mod the game?

[misty gazelle]

I mean, it counts.

[maiden heart]

damn

[steady cove]

Cuntzlin

[maiden heart]

can folks tell me how to make mods for this game

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/you-dont-invincible

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-spin-ragdoll-gif-1841234037706127570

[restive barn]

🤔

are you sure

[plain brook]

you do he dont

[maiden heart]

thats what i was attempting to share with him

[plain brook]

i could but its too much effort

[maiden heart]

i wanna

[restive barn]

not really

[plain brook]

ive modded ue5 games before

and made them

i am a software engineer

[restive barn]

see

[plain brook]

i could figure any differences out

[restive barn]

you can probably do it

you're a software engineer

[steady cove]

Since when did Half-Sword take place in the Holy American Empire?

[restive barn]

i'm a dude whos blueprints look like spaghetti code

[plain brook]

tbh i rarely use blueprints

blueprints look like scratch

[restive barn]

look at my blueprints bro😭

[maiden heart]

guys can some person just give me some knowledge on ue5 modding

[plain brook]

ITS A LINE

[plain brook]

everything leads in and out of 1 spot

[restive barn]

download ue5 and then make some stuff and then delete the two global shader cache files and then use repak to cook it and then put the pak in the paks folder

[restive barn]

line with hitscan

🐴

[maiden heart]

plz say in english

[plain brook]

this is why you dont

he said that in a way that i reckon anyone with basic modding or even entry level ue5 could get

thats another thing stopping me

[maiden heart]

i can learn mane

js watch

[plain brook]

i dont wannta clog my drive space with unreal engine installs

mf is like 80gb now

i'll stick to morrowind mods

[restive barn]

this is why you don't?? wdym

[plain brook]

this is why he dont mod

[maiden heart]

do u guys know there any mods that let u spon willies

[plain brook]

but you do

knowledge

[restive barn]

i mean as long as you have good reading skills it's not that hard right🤔

[maiden heart]

alley map?

[plain brook]

he didnt even understand what you said

[sharp orchid]

so THIS is what the alley map was based off of

[maiden heart]

i can learn mane

[sharp orchid]

how dare you pre steal what i said

[restive barn]

yeah true

[maiden heart]

yall

folks

give me time

[plain brook]

id say you need to make a few messy projects in unreal engine and godot before you can start modding, or maybe like something simple like taking apart others mods

thats how i started

[restive barn]

ive literally never used unreal until i started hs modding late into the demo

if i can anyone can

[plain brook]

you know c++?

[restive barn]

no

[plain brook]

NO?

[restive barn]

mhm

i did scratch before blueprints

[plain brook]

blueprint is OP

[restive barn]

but not on an expert level

[smoky field]

👀

[plain brook]

i guess thats why i dont use blueprint lol

i am not the target

[lean niche]

Lewdster!

[restive barn]

arquebus mod on nexus but rn the rifles and stuff r in dev

[plain brook]

its impressive that you can make actual projects without knowing how to c++

[restive barn]

blueprints is c++ but for lazy people

and fortunately i'm lazy

[restive barn]

what spells should i mak

[plain brook]

demon sickle

[restive urchin]

Good evening!

[misty gazelle]

Fantastic ❤️

[restive barn]

whats that

[smoky field]

explosion of terror and doom

[thorny whale]

i think i officially have all vanilla tabard colors

[plain brook]

https://terraria.fandom.com/wiki/Demon_Scythe