halfsword-chat-⚔

[next vapor]

or even disable them entirely and let me fight willies

[sand kestrel]

ive beat the baron like 20 times

[olive basalt]

you are lame

[sand kestrel]

what do i do next

[next vapor]

revenant is the cooler word for zombie

[olive basalt]

just bite them back

[next vapor]

I'm no savage

[thick peak]

beat him 25 times

[olive basalt]

no it is the scientificly proven nerdy name for them

no one calls them revenants

[sand kestrel]

Why cant willie bite the zombies back to turn them back into human? Is he stupid?

[next vapor]

the code does

[thick peak]

🤓 👆

[thick peak]

🗣️ 🔥 💪

[olive basalt]

"hey dude wanna come play a revenant game with me"

"what the fuck"

[ashen sluice]

alley doubles for 201 pf

[thick peak]

i always say that

l4d2

hurry up guys revenants are coming

[ashen sluice]

cod revenants

[olive basalt]

im gonna show you my LOVE

and by that i mean level of violence

[thick peak]

ewww dude

[ashen sluice]

revenant island 2

[thick peak]

its LOV btw

illiterate smh

[olive basalt]

is it?

[thick peak]

LMAO

there was a game called zombi

i suppose its "Revenan." then

[olive basalt]

are you sure?

because i sans

THAT YOU ARE WRONG

see what i did there?

i sans

i sense

NYEHEHEHEHEH

[thick peak]

its sense

smh

[olive basalt]

is smack my head

not smh

smh

[thick peak]

nah

its shake my head

[olive basalt]

not nah

no.

not yeah

yes.

when you say yeah dude

you actually mean

"yes my good sire"

[thick peak]

nah

[olive basalt]

and when you say nah dude

[next vapor]

its smh my head

[olive basalt]

you say

[thick peak]

my man gets it

[olive basalt]

"no my dearest wife"

[rare hearth]

what da hally goin here

[frozen wyvern]

I’m about to atm my machine till i teller

[thick peak]

someone ban universal tb for schizo speaking

[olive basalt]

what

NUUUU

ME INNOCENT

GRRR

I EAT YOU

RAWRRR

[thick peak]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-evil-laugh-smile-raccoon-gif-15261232

[ashen sluice]

death.

why did he make a very low pitched growl at me lmao

[scenic folio]

Bro I've got 10 reactions on my latest post!

Dang you guys are positive

[thick peak]

what yo specs

[ashen sluice]

guys am i drippy? (ignore the dead guy)

[near grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-clown-laugh-wanted-gif-25134166

[spice lotus]

Hey man no need to delete that

[frozen wyvern]

lmao

[thick peak]

nah

blue thing sucks

[shell fiber]

hows the performance IG doing now for yall?

[frozen wyvern]

imagine calling your kid “my bicycle” in german 😭

[lost bison]

well I put like 30 hours into the EA and I think I can say that new gore sucks

You cant even take a guys head off cleanly anymore I think hair broke it

[vagrant orbit]

switch to the armet

[frigid pumice]

I agree it feels like limbs and the head stick more

[limber imp]

should i craft a casted or should i keep my mace i had since veteran tier? (im man at arms rn)

[frigid pumice]

but I do like you can 'half' cut a guy in two.

[lost bison]

They stuck a little bit in the playtest, but not even close to nowadays

[frigid pumice]

like not fully but the body peels away like a deep cut

[lost bison]

even if you throw them around it likes to stay attached yea

[frigid pumice]

couldn't do that in ea or demo

[lost bison]

true that is pretty cool

I'd like to keep that but also have clean decaps and stuff if you hit hard enough

in Abyss it works awesome

[frigid pumice]

yea. Long sword feels weird rn because of that. I hear the slice but no blood or head coming off

they just die

but i can grab their head and then it comes off

[limber imp]

the new gore feels more refined cause you cant saw limbs off as easily, feels like they actually have bones now. i also noticed its harder to break their arms especially if they have armor, takes me like 4-5 hits

[frigid pumice]

I agree, in demo you could break someone's leg in like one kick

[limber imp]

yeah i used to crack necks in the demo by using slow mo and spin kicking

at low dmg settings

[lost bison]

They did nerf kicks overall too

[frigid pumice]

and certain weapons cut people in half like the small knife. In release they are certainly more realistic

[remote crypt]

both are good

[limber imp]

yeah that too cause it feels like kicks are just nothing unless you land a nut shot at later tiers like militia

[frozen wyvern]

The changes to one-handed swords are very nice

[gritty gulch]

why is my foot stuck in the ground

[frigid pumice]

launch has been utterly abysmal so far but they're working hard to refine the game. I can't fault them and I'm having fun regardless of performance

[gritty gulch]

i'm not even stuck in peasant feces the brick floor is just eating me

[limber imp]

also should i craft a casted?

[lost bison]

lol nutshots are funny when they happen

[lost bison]

yeah I slept on them but they're goated

[frigid pumice]

that actually raises another point I have, thrusting with m1 is so much better in release

once you build muscle anyway

[remote crypt]

I only use alt

[frigid pumice]

in demo you had to alt and stab like a robot

[novel saddle]

Dunno i liked demo roguelike mode more than this progression should bring it back

[lost bison]

like double clicking u mean?

[frigid pumice]

I can see there yea, but I have an issie with alt in third person

because the camera auto moves down

[lost bison]

I agree they made double click usable but alt-stab feels really bad now imo

[remote crypt]

Its not too bad in 3p but I get what you mean

[frigid pumice]

so i can't stab their faces

[remote crypt]

I just want more hall traps

[lost bison]

I got really good in the demo at stabbing accurately and I just cant anymore

[frigid pumice]

you can't really stab with long weapons unless you have a lot of muscle

which makes sense

if anyone knows how physics and weight works anyway

[remote crypt]

Its best to have the skinnyfat blade for stabs imo.

The weak is small, strong is fat

and it gives a bit of stab and cut potential

[lost bison]

a bunch of the polearm heads seem to be missing a pointy end

[remote crypt]

instead of playing with fat blade which gives none, or the stab which is like a rapier in how small

[lost bison]

you just slide off when you stab

[frigid pumice]

Oh yea, has anyone else realised you can't alt stab with one handed weapons anymore?

[lost bison]

you only can in ur left hand now

[frigid pumice]

I see

[lost bison]

it just holds it straight up in the right

except for the rondal I think

[cosmic perch]

hopefully the devs can fix split screen progression soon 🙁

[drowsy perch]

I always forget to pick up my main weapon and lose it :(

[frigid pumice]

I do like how they made the auto parry thing less of a pain

[restive barn]

me when i cast the spell of unyielding death and lowkey burn a hole in my opposing Willie

[frigid pumice]

Always annoyed me in demo when my arms wobbled on their own in response to my opponent

[lost bison]

i might be wrong, but I think if you're holding M1 then just tap alt once it seems to bypass auto-parry

[weak hornet]

wtf is this chest bro i got 0 SOULS

[next vapor]

you insured it though right

[cosmic perch]

any mods out that let the player win even if they didnt kill the other dudes?

[ashen sluice]

will it protect me?

[rare hearth]

fire

peak rng

[weak hornet]

who want me

[lost bison]

yea this is peek cheese

[charred spoke]

Yo

[next vapor]

how do you mean ? you can make them surrender

[charred spoke]

Is there a halfsword mulitplayer mode?

[cosmic perch]

i mean for split screen it bugs out half the time but a button to force win could fix this.

[weak hornet]

ig im owed it

i crashed at 1400 souls earlier

[rare hearth]

lmfao

[next vapor]

I think there's local split screen but idk if it's functional

[rare hearth]

i had a peak run at 4000+ souls

but game fatal errored :(

[cosmic perch]

yeah but unplayable unless you wanna do free play

[rare hearth]

i had peak shit man

[novel saddle]

Hold your weapon near their throat for example

[cosmic perch]

all they need to do is fix the win thing and split screen would be 100% working dude

[cosmic perch]

bro i said its bugged in split screen

[charred spoke]

oh 🙁

no i fougth yk figthing random people around the globe

[cosmic perch]

that is why im asking this

[weak hornet]

😳

[novel saddle]

Didnt see that mb

[charred spoke]

well its still in early acces or sum so i cant be mad

[cosmic perch]

all good i just wish my and my friend could prog brooo

[weak hornet]

ho no way u made spells

[restive barn]

NEVER call me a cuckold ever again

[weak hornet]

is it out

[rare hearth]

this was the 4000+ souls run

[lost bison]

What in the fuck

[restive barn]

no

[cosmic perch]

wth are you using lol

[rare hearth]

btw straps can be damaged

[signal wedge]

that shit looks like a ps1 game

[restive barn]

that is fucking awesome how have i never noticed this

[primal geyser]

that's why I never strap my willie

[rare hearth]

my pc is below minimum specs lmao

[restive barn]

the ancient spells of Harigasti

[lost bison]

lmao is that this book?

[cosmic perch]

holy peak

[restive barn]

i think its differnt book

there are 3 spells rn

[cosmic perch]

how can i use this

[restive barn]

chant in perfectly grammatical Proto-Germanic (spoken around 500 bce)

[lost bison]

this a mod in the works or is it released?

[onyx moon]

could u make one where all their limbs break

[restive barn]

it's in the works

[lost bison]

Looks awesome

[restive barn]

i don't think so

[lost bison]

hit em with the vecna

[cosmic perch]

@restive barn would it be possible to make a force win button as a mod?

[fiery yew]

What

[restive barn]

yes but idk how 🙁

[restive barn]

wdym "what"

[cosmic perch]

all good

[fiery yew]

You cheat ?

[restive barn]

no i just had to call in the name of Harigasti

[lost bison]

There is a "kill all willies" in HS Enhancer that would probably work

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/rots-sidious-palpatine-anakin-mace-windu-gif-7822333316378248569

[restive barn]

of course i cheat DUHH

[restive barn]

🤔

[cosmic perch]

for split screen the win button wont pop up at all thats the problem :/

so a mod making a new keybind for a force win could work maybe

[lost bison]

oh damn yeah split screen a hot mess

[cosmic perch]

na it works fine for me its just the win thing

[jolly nexus]

finally some good amount of money

[cosmic perch]

677777777777777

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1471842041016090808/f5KGQs6.gif

[rapid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-dies-dies-from-cringe-dying-from-cringe-dies-to-cringe-gif-7438506245051526559

[next vapor]

wait spells are in vanilla ?

[cosmic perch]

i wish

[restive barn]

it's a mod

[rapid pond]

No please, let this be mods

[restive barn]

like this too https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m7IwkLjTVARmhQzO4?invite=cr-MSxPQXcsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=15

[onyx moon]

i somehow disarmed this guy and gave him some heavenly uppercut while fallen

[fickle steeple]

sixty seven

[next vapor]

I wouldn't have been surprised if spellbooks were a super secret vanilla weapon

[cosmic perch]

when does the game update

[rapid pond]

When its ready

[cosmic perch]

didnt they post a roadmap or wtv

[restive barn]

this is a bit too op

[median surge]

modmaker make a musket mod before thye add muskets

[rapid pond]

Entirety of 2026, we are in february

[cosmic perch]

o ok

[median surge]

realistic one

[fickle steeple]

and make it take 1 whole minute to reload

for extra realism

[merry ridge]

Whqt is schreiber role

[next vapor]

waiting for the abyss willie update

[boreal dirge]

writer in german

[merry ridge]

I mean the role bro

[restive barn]

idk but here are some batshit insane spells

[weak hornet]

😭 im crine

[boreal dirge]

it's basically like a writer

[merry ridge]

Gimme mod link in dm

[merry ridge]

What

Like

Why writer

[cosmic perch]

isnt this mod demo only?

[lost bison]

no its out for EA now

[cosmic perch]

my pc thinks its a virus uh

google wont download it

bru

[lost bison]

yeah its stupid

[restive barn]

it's currently in development

[lost bison]

its not tho trust

[ashen sluice]

oh god please no

[cosmic perch]

whats the keybind to open the menu ingame

[past kestrel]

my character mass is 97kg now
(i can show proof if you dont believe)

[scarlet sierra]

How much will full sword cost

[lost bison]

I think home or delete

[past kestrel]

$40.

[small needle]

why is my character on the floor gasping for air

[past kestrel]

hes out of breath

[lost bison]

Good luck, took me an hour to do 127 yesterday

[small needle]

how do i grant him breath

i was stood still and he just fell over

[past kestrel]

by doing nothing

[small needle]

I was doing nothing

[past kestrel]

oh

then its a bug ig

[small needle]

oh

[restive barn]

what spells should i add to my spellbook mod

[past kestrel]

shotgun?

[restive barn]

not gun mod

[fickle steeple]

flamethrower

[restive barn]

im so dum

[next vapor]

testicular torsion

and fireball

[restive barn]

wayy ahead of you

[fickle steeple]

is there already a flame spell

or nah

[cosmic perch]

eh

[next vapor]

what are the current spells

[cosmic perch]

when i kill all i cant win even in single player

[ashen sluice]

explode

[random roost]

Wdym, early access buy is separate from the full game

No way

[tranquil lantern]

Can we get a proper musket grip before we get ahead of ourselves😭

[past kestrel]

its a joke
half sword is $20, full sword is $40

[random roost]

Ah shit

Went right over my head

Good one

[thick peak]

telekinesis

[ashen sluice]

why do i randomly crouch in the void its so annoying

[thick peak]

sexy technique from naruto

shadow clone jutsu

chidori

big strength magic

"crippler" spell

[chrome axle]

why are my sharp weapons so blunt 💔

[thick peak]

paralysis

[rare hearth]

hanging out with my buddy

[thick peak]

WEAPON only telekinesis

OBJECTS only telekinesis

[ashen sluice]

he may have chopped your leg off

[rare hearth]

whaaat

[thick peak]

GIANT spell, where you turn giant

[rare hearth]

naah

[chrome axle]

more than js buddies

[thick peak]

midas touch spell

[wheat leaf]

Lowkey how much would it cost for you in all your modding wisdom to try and paste a Fortnite default skin face onto Willie

I think there’s huge potential

[thick peak]

@restive barn dance spell

[rare hearth]

https://tenor.com/bYKPG.gif

[thick peak]

dab spell

sturdy spell

[gritty gulch]

what

[thick peak]

avada kedavra spell

friendship spell

[gritty gulch]

Baron's armet doesn't get plume and feathers??

that's not fair

[thick peak]

zombie spell

[wheat leaf]

Maybe even a lil Stanky leg spell?

[thick peak]

wym

you cant smell game

smh

[wheat leaf]

Bropostrophy nows what sturdy is but not stanky leg

[thick peak]

im not american

[wheat leaf]

This generation shaking my smh

[thick peak]

i dont have

real ball knowledge

its been 7 days since i got what constipation means

[wheat leaf]

😭

I understand no worries

Stanky leg is just the hardest dance move ever invented

[thick peak]

smh american privilege

[wheat leaf]

I’m Canadian

[thick peak]

russians dont dance.

[thick peak]

smh!

i love canada

but smh!

[wheat leaf]

Your Russian?

[thick peak]

yuh

[zealous saddle]

guys uhh i joined the game and i got shown the new charachter thingy and now.... i don'rt have my arrmor anymore

[wheat leaf]

Hell yeah I love Russia

The leader not so much but the people are good

[ashen sluice]

rate fit from 1:10

[thick peak]

people always good

[tranquil willow]

meh not a fan of the tabbard

[thick peak]

unless they are bad

yeah, im p sure that bad people aren't really good

[wheat leaf]

If your gonna run tabard I’d suggest no cuirass

[thick peak]

1/10

1 just because 0 is too diabolical

[tranquil lantern]

Why we rating on a ratio😭

[thick peak]

it's like

[ashen sluice]

i dunno

[tranquil lantern]

7.2

[thick peak]

0.00000001:10

[tranquil lantern]

I do not like the goedendag🥀

Warstaff thing

[wheat leaf]

That’s a plancon

Duhh

[ashen sluice]

yall dont like anything 💔

[tranquil lantern]

Ive been told by the scribe dudes its a goedendag🥺

[tranquil lantern]

Halberds though 🥵 worlds best fit

[ashen sluice]

theyt should make the plancon and the flail have a baby

[lost bison]

Exhibit A

[thick peak]

i js don't like chert

[tranquil lantern]

Dont we have spikey flails already😭 what more do you want

[lost bison]

BIG

[final nebula]

holy execution

[wheat leaf]

thats cause they like to use their IQ for evil and be technical asf

[gritty gulch]

is it possible to get a plume and feather on baron's armet?

[wheat leaf]

im not saying they have high IQ im just saying they use it for evil

[ashen sluice]

the entire thing is spike.

[restive barn]

never

(im working on it

[thick peak]

nah

do

proper musket grip spell

[ashen sluice]

thats a new helmet

[restive barn]

when pigs fly

[thick peak]

i have bad news

https://tenor.com/view/pigs-pigs-fly-when-pigs-fly-the-day-pigs-fly-the-day-that-pigs-fly-gif-26775144

[wheat leaf]

YEAHHHHHHH WALL LOBTERS

🔥 🔥 🔥

[tranquil willow]

WOOO

[thick peak]

too big

[ashen sluice]

zombies are easy to kill when you are in full plated armor

and have a plancon

[restive barn]

Knights HATE this one trick!

[thick peak]

zombies are easy to kill when you have boom stick

[wheat leaf]

if i pull up to shawty's house and she dont got 2 medieval depictions of lobsters above her door im out

[ashen sluice]

knights hate when i vaporize them

[rare hearth]

werent you working on gun mods like

the ar mod

[restive barn]

im working on them both

[rare hearth]

oo

how finished is the ar mod

[restive barn]

but cmon spells are cooler

plus they're being released really soon probably

[tame barn]

WAIT WHAT

[rare hearth]

i mean its cool but

[restive barn]

huh

[tame barn]

i just finished 2/1 rounds???

[ashen sluice]

he needs to go to the dentist

[tame barn]

how was that possible

[rare hearth]

gun

[lost bison]

way cooler

[tranquil willow]

no mercy for the weak

[restive barn]

glitch

[wheat leaf]

can you do like a radiation spell that doesnt even effect them immediately but gives willie cancer like 5-10 years down the line

[tame barn]

crap i didn't screenshot it

[restive barn]

🤔

no

[tame barn]

it must been because i left the game and came back

[restive barn]

yeah thats why

[restive barn]

next spell will probably be likle a force field or something

or a "return to player willie" spell

because i keep losing the book

[wheat leaf]

lightning strike would go hard

[tranquil lantern]

@restive barn whats preventing you from accesing their files for grips and such (im no modder just curious)

[restive barn]

my dumbass pc can't unpack the game files even though i know how

[restive barn]

🤔

maybe

[ashen sluice]

rain in future?

[restive barn]

wdym

[gritty gulch]

I want plume on baron's armet😭

[wheat leaf]

either palpatine style or like a legit full on from the sky lightning strike

[split grove]

Guys, is it possible to play with 2 gamepads split screen

[restive barn]

i've already modded rain in the game

[restive barn]

prolly lightning from the sky

[ashen sluice]

in future updates rain might be implemented

[restive barn]

i alr modded rain in

[ashen sluice]

yeah ik but like implemented

[restive barn]

pretty cool eh

[wheat leaf]

that'd unironically be so badass

[wooden gazelle]

my progression character got removed???

[wheat leaf]

why did you remove it

[restive barn]

did u die

[thick peak]

yeah

[wooden gazelle]

no i didnt

[thick peak]

why did you remove it

dude

[restive barn]

did u retire

[wooden gazelle]

also no, i logged out yesterday normally

what does retiring even do

[split grove]

How to play split screen with 2 gamepads

[past kestrel]

retiring creates new character

[thick peak]

resetting character

[past kestrel]

for nothing

[thick peak]

for second wave of grind

[wooden gazelle]

nvm stupid question

[restive barn]

these rain pics i have are so fucking awesome

[idle siren]

anyone know how you get bolts for the crossbow?

[thick peak]

do rain spell

[restive barn]

what will that do

[wheat leaf]

rain

[thick peak]

look into the alley

[thick peak]

yes

[restive barn]

alr gng

[thick peak]

its p obvious

[ashen sluice]

shouting takes away stamina??

wtf

[thick peak]

smh

[restive barn]

ill go bed now

[wheat leaf]

[restive barn]

it's 2:50 am

[idle siren]

will do, thanks

[thick peak]

OH OH

do sleep spell

[restive barn]

[thick peak]

barrels

[wheat leaf]

the vibes are amazing tho

[thick peak]

check all barrels

[wheat leaf]

sleep well you beautiful wonderful human you

[thick peak]

do spell

[wheat leaf]

it just launches the emoji png at them

[thick peak]

yes

[wheat leaf]

polearm fighting n shit

[thick peak]

is here

someone very rich

[sand kestrel]

i like hitting people with poleaxe

[thick peak]

willing to send me 1200 usd for a laptop?

please?

[sand kestrel]

@violet kindle @grave pecan

[violet kindle]

son

[onyx moon]

i must slam willies.

[thick peak]

yes papa?

[grave pecan]

no, my throat hurts

[onyx moon]

must. throw.

[violet kindle]

i am NOT giving you 1200 usd

[wheat leaf]

this is the way

[thick peak]

1000?

perhaps 900?

[violet kindle]

0

[thick peak]

😔

[violet kindle]

0.00 usd

[idle siren]

I wish I had that kind of money to toss around

[sand kestrel]

Mr. Least

[thick peak]

perhaps

[sand kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-celebrating-gif-6529507804860980052

[thick peak]

90000 rubles? @violet kindle

[onyx moon]

this is like

the 6th time im fighting this guy

with the great axe

[wheat leaf]

i was abt to say bro had to ask in USD cause rubles would equal like 100 bands

1 ruble is worth less than 1 robux im sorry

[thick peak]

if someone send me 90.000 rubles, yall gonna recruit best russian asian half sword member

im gonna uhhh

do memes

be active in chat more

im gonna force half sword to make updates faster

[onyx moon]

most devastating backhand

[ashen sluice]

ive turned a zombie into a pulp why are they still alive

[wheat leaf]

zombies be acting like the main character when you just tryna get back to progress

[ashen sluice]

23/98

[wheat leaf]

17/38

[ashen sluice]

or something

[next vapor]

gotta crush the brain

[ashen sluice]

idk

[thick peak]

nah

[next vapor]

careful of bites

[thick peak]

they don't have brain

if they had brain

[thick peak]

they would be humen

[wheat leaf]

ive always found one solid chop to the neck takes em out every time

[next vapor]

what about rotten brain

[thick peak]

they would be 12yrs old

[next vapor]

when are they adding jiu jitsu

[ashen sluice]

how is he still alive

[onyx moon]

is this guy about to do sum lucha libre moves on me

tosses me over with his feet

[wheat leaf]

stab him in the neck one time and hes gone

[wheat leaf]

a lil while ago i got a successful armbar submission

[next veldt]

whats max mass on character

[thick peak]

shoot him with a switch extended mag

[wheat leaf]

its really quite tricky to do the jiu jitsu moves and judo throws in EA

[lost bison]

Pretty neat disarming not sure how I did it

[wheat leaf]

they dont stay standing while dazed they just fall flat

[next vapor]

94 natty iirc

more with save editing

[next veldt]

ok

[thick peak]

300 on roids

[wheat leaf]

he woulda dropped it anyways but it happened to get caught in your arms

[thick peak]

dudes dont know roid tech

[wheat leaf]

it mighta been a glitch w the recent weightgain hotfixes but i saw someone with 95-96 no editing

[idle siren]

how tf

[thick peak]

anabolic steroids

always good

[next veldt]

where are saves located

[next vapor]

i forgot

[next veldt]

ok

[wheat leaf]

chat what kinda weapon should i make

[thick peak]

nah fam

its forgoR

embrace true englicisms

i forgor how to breatheth

[next vapor]

"C:\Users\urname\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames\GameProgress.sav"

[lean niche]

Bufoon!

[onyx moon]

hop

[next veldt]

ok

[next vapor]

may be locallow or roaming

[lean niche]

🚫 toasterbreaker, you can't use that.

[next vapor]

cuckold

[wheat leaf]

you disrespecting willie?

you know whos block you on??

[next vapor]

I respect most willies

[onyx moon]

whatd you call me?

whos the coward now

[next veldt]

found but uh how do i open it

[wooden gazelle]

insuring an item makes them available in freeplay right?

[wheat leaf]

yer

[next vapor]

unreal engine save editor

[onyx moon]

they should add ai responses to wilie

[next vapor]

man i hate the fuckass bite

[onyx moon]

imagine talking with willie

[idle siren]

Can I not get more than 1 bolt in a quiver?

[next veldt]

ye i found the website

[fathom patrol]

helo frends

[zealous saddle]

how do i reset my data? like my rank progress and money

[ashen sluice]

im finally back holy shit

[onyx moon]

y he sweating in that

ewww

[tranquil lantern]

does it mix well with blood?

[zealous saddle]

uhh no

[fathom patrol]

cuz theres no such button here

[zealous saddle]

when i die and die

[next vapor]

or delete this

[onyx moon]

delete savefile

[zealous saddle]

i still keep my money and my rank

i re dowloaded it too

[grave pecan]

delete ur game progress

[zealous saddle]

how

[fathom patrol]

yeah just reset your game progress

thats easy

[grave pecan]

"C:\Users\urname\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames\GameProgress.sav"

[next vapor]

FUCK THE BITE

[onyx moon]

that backfired lowk

[grave pecan]

and remove steam cloud

[onyx moon]

im cooked

[next vapor]

man i just wanna play abyss with willie lootability

[zealous saddle]

yeah uhh so i deleted that file and im still a certain rank and with creain money

not a fresh start

[grave pecan]

turn steam cloud off

[zealous saddle]

how

[jagged palm]

zayum 😍

[onyx moon]

didnt have to do much

[grave pecan]

do you not know how to do anything
it's okay tho
go to steam
press the gear icon
go to properties
and you'll see the option to disable it

[onyx moon]

it just stabbed him in the face

[thick peak]

chat

am i handsome

[onyx moon]

no

next comment

[thick peak]

😔

chat

am i ugly

[wheat leaf]

its hard to say, russians are either babushka or like supermodel

no inbetween

[thick peak]

I'd send my pic but

hs community too big

[wheat leaf]

idk what the male equivalent of a babushka is but same applies

[thick peak]

im asian tho, i just live in russia

[wheat leaf]

i forget that most of asia as a continent is russia

[onyx moon]

i am not 80

[wheat leaf]

or most of russia as a country is asia

[onyx moon]

i can tell you im mor ethan 80

[thick peak]

russia is eurasia

asia is like

[onyx moon]

finn germey wont alow this

[thick peak]

60%

[lean flicker]

Guys quick question, why is my dualsense controlling the same Willie as my KnM on split screen?

[ashen sluice]

i got more drippier

im actualyl sopping wet

[wheat leaf]

so would that mean your from the eastern side of russia?

[thick peak]

yes

[wheat leaf]

ah ok cool

[thick peak]

but rn i live in moscow

west part

[wheat leaf]

hope things are going well for you there, seems like a place of lots of unrest

[onyx moon]

get down from there bro

[lean flicker]

Guys plz help im trying to play with a friend, why is my dualsense controlling the same Willie as my KnM on split screen?

[ashen sluice]

ya rip bro

[onyx moon]

tried to suplex a guy

[fathom patrol]

dont send your pics bro

please

[wheat leaf]

suplexed a lil too hard 😭

[thick peak]

why

[ashen sluice]

dude what

[timid mural]

What does this do, I'm dumb

[fathom patrol]

fuck you mean why? i know exactly what you meant

[thick peak]

fym fym why

you said

[ashen sluice]

makes your field of view wider

[thick peak]

dont send ur pics

and i asked why

[wheat leaf]

FOV changes how wide your vision is, like how some games get fisheye effect

[sacred kettle]

Field of view bro. i have mine quite high. Helps imo

[wheat leaf]

yeah i run max FOV personally

maybe 1 notch down

[timid mural]

I ment hud

[fathom patrol]

uhm thats fair alr

[onyx moon]

why does camera mode never work

[frozen wyvern]

That changes the ratio of Willies to Fovs you fight

[wheat leaf]

OH yeah what does hud even do lmao

[onyx moon]

it just goes into 0 degrees once i try to do free cam

[frozen wyvern]

y'know, Fov, the second lesser known Halfsword mascot

[onyx moon]

what a clip though

[wheat leaf]

ah, willie and fov. iconic duo

[fathom patrol]

sooo moscow yeah?

[wheat leaf]

if anyone does know what HUD does id like to know also

[fathom patrol]

say something that moscow guy would say

[ashen sluice]

view is HORRIBLE

[thick peak]

took some weight to seligerskaya

and then took a ride to kunskaya

im with vodka and code10

[fathom patrol]

damn you are real moscow guy

alr alr

[thick peak]

yeah

[timid mural]

I like to take off the visor part of armets so I can see in fp

[thick peak]

real moscow gng shi

[civic jay]

wsg guys

[fathom patrol]

sadly i dont live in russland

[onyx moon]

cant believe they fixed the

[fathom patrol]

i live in tyumen

[onyx moon]

willie spawning in his underwear

[thick peak]

isnt it same

[tulip geyser]

what is this glitch that makes my weapon like defy wherever i try moving it

[fathom patrol]

russia is moscow

[timid mural]

Air bending

[thick peak]

ebal ya moskvu brat

it'd be better if i stayed in my hometown yakutsk

smh my head

[wheat leaf]

"mikaeli, you successfully hit metal 17 times, you are now proud owner of this photograph of motor car"

[fathom patrol]

fuck no

cold as fuck

[thick peak]

nah

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/the-fog-the-fog-of-war-even-through-the-fog-of-war-the-tank-is-still-visible-meme-tank-gif-8116420264819160656

[fathom patrol]

damn are you a moscow guy too?

[thick peak]

-52 by celcius is just an illusion

[fathom patrol]

oh my fucking god

[thick peak]

for pussies to avoid our city

[fathom patrol]

god save these ppl

[thick peak]

yall are just weak arses

cant handle cold more than refrigerator

[wheat leaf]

i drank smirnoff one time

so you could say that

[thick peak]

grats fam, ur 30% there already

[spark axle]

I re-added the removed kettlehelm model from the old playtest build back into the new EA build

[fathom patrol]

i guess that is some american or european stuff

never saw smirnoff in russia

[thick peak]

cap

[fathom patrol]

fym cap

[wheat leaf]

i dont think its actually russian they just gave it a name that sounds like eastern european

[thick peak]

u must be like 12 or smth

smirnoff is based

[ashen sluice]

literally what am i meant to do

[thick peak]

yeah actually lmao, nice lore knowledge

smirnoff aint russian

[wheat leaf]

OH

but google says otherwise

[fathom patrol]

im 19 and i never saw smirnoff vodka

[thick peak]

we have stolichnaya, which spread across Europe because of germany-russian alcohol pact

[ashen sluice]

MY FUCKING WARSTAFF GLITCHED THROUGH THE GROUND??

[wheat leaf]

it was originally started by a Russian Jewish individual, but is currently owned by a british company

[thick peak]

or was it smirnoff tho, dammn

[ashen sluice]

and this guy wont let me get up

[wheat leaf]

it was founded in moscow

[fathom patrol]

but damn vodka + pickles is absolutely based thing

but alcohol is bad of course

[thick peak]

cap

[wheat leaf]

REALLY? that combo sounds so wack

[thick peak]

thats myth

[fathom patrol]

that is not

[thick peak]

vodka + vodka is a cool asf combo

[wheat leaf]

no disrespect i just cant imagine those two going together

[jolly gorge]

can I not loot the baron of his armor

[thick peak]

real men combine vodka with another vodka to make it 2x profit

[wheat leaf]

every time you beat him it auto gives you 1 piece of armor

[tranquil lantern]

crossbow so sexy

[fathom patrol]

its pretty good if you don’t have any better things

[thick peak]

we eat vodka with raw bear meat just for the love of game

[wheat leaf]

thats valid, you ever chase the vodka with pickle juice?

[thick peak]

plug rozetkovich aint russian it seems

bro really thinks pickle and vodka are a thing

[fathom patrol]

of course im not

i live in tyumen

[neon geode]

what to do after getting full baron set? wait for updates?

[jolly gorge]

ahh i see

[fathom patrol]

russia is only moscow and saint petersburg

[jolly gorge]

can i take his sword

[neon geode]

only if he has drawn it before you kill him

[thick peak]

yes

[wheat leaf]

take that and the big polearm especially

its kinda goofy heavy but it does wicked damage

[timid mural]

I just died to some guy because he kicked my leg and someone how I fell over, then I got up and he stabbed me through my chestplate and I insta died...

[thick peak]

cap

double hand that bih and go win like 100 times in a row

[fathom patrol]

you ever tried 5 kg longsword?

[wheat leaf]

oh word ive never used the beak lmao

[true tapir]

What rank do you get full armor? Im knight now and still cant equip full arm and leg arrmor

[thick peak]

cap

they dont exist

[wheat leaf]

i didnt even know longswords got that big xD

thats like 11 pounds

[fathom patrol]

try it right now

[thick peak]

i cant

i dont have half sword

i never played it

[fathom patrol]

lmao

[neon geode]

you need to adapt clothing under it first

[fathom patrol]

thank god you never did

[thick peak]

yeah, thank god because otherwise I'd prove that ur capping

5kg longsword

[fathom patrol]

im saying truth man

[thick peak]

but noh nah langsword

[fathom patrol]

sure buddy

[wheat leaf]

careful w stuff like this the admins are always watching

they dont verbally warn like im doing now theyll just put a strike on your account right away

[true tapir]

What clothing works under armor

[thick peak]

real thing

[wheat leaf]

it has to say 'arming' in front of it

that allows cuisses, and arm armor

[neon geode]

try arming doublet with no chains to start with

[true tapir]

Thank you

[wheat leaf]

yeah make sure no chains too

[thick peak]

arming doublet

without chains

[fathom patrol]

god i hope you get banned

[hardy shard]

im on soldier and i have full armor

u need to steal from enemys

[thick peak]

why so mean dude

what have i done to you

[hardy shard]

and trade

[thick peak]

stop being so villainous pls

[fathom patrol]

cuz you never tried vodka with pickles

and calling me a fucking liar

[thick peak]

so, everyone who hasnt tried vodka with pickles are deserved to be hated?

[hardy shard]

vodka with pickles sounds like the most finnlandian meal

[thick peak]

he's from finladia tho

[frozen wyvern]

With a side of a cup of pea soup

[hardy shard]

ik

[fathom patrol]

i get that im paying moscow like 80% of my salary in taxes but what the fuck man why you never try this blessed combo

[thick peak]

you are 19

you dont work

yeah lmao

[fathom patrol]

fucking hate you guys 😭 😭 😭 😭

[hardy shard]

never had liquor

too goated of me

[thick peak]

you shouldn't have lied so much bro, everyone reads you like a book

[thick peak]

real

[fathom patrol]

never visiting moscow

[thick peak]

cap rozetkovich

[fathom patrol]

because of you

[thick peak]

🧢 🧢 🧢

[weak hornet]

this is so cartoonish bro

[wintry kiln]

is my willie asthmatic why cant he breath

[weak hornet]

im waiting for his wallet to fall out any moment

[hardy shard]

this guys prob in moscow rn eating vodka with pickles

[thick peak]

yeah

he lies so much you cant even trust him

[fathom patrol]

i think so

[thick peak]

he's talking about you pal

lmao

[hardy shard]

i always knew that scandinavian people couldnt be trusted

they even lied about countrys bro

[thick peak]

yeah!

my dude gets it

🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[hardy shard]

named a whole country incorrectly just to prank people

[jolly gorge]

He didn’t :(

I got the warbeak tho

[thick peak]

yeah like

🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[sage granite]

anyione know why i cant equip things on my upper leg/upper arms?

[thick peak]

chains

go to forge armor

select ur arming doublet

remove chains

find arming doublet first*

[sage granite]

ty

[wise bough]

What's the highest tier you can achieve. Currently on veteran

[thick peak]

lord

its like

3 more stages

veteran - man at arms - knight - lord

iirc

[vocal solstice]

one cut to end it all

got speedblitzed so hard his shirt came off

[weak hornet]

MEGA MUFFIN!

[thick peak]

ay bro

why so rude

[quaint cargo]

if you retire do you keep the baron armor

[sharp thunder]

yes all insured loot + your rank stays

[hollow sparrow]

Should i buy halfsword

[sand kestrel]

i actually hate fighting against the fucking barons beak

[thick peak]

yes

[sand kestrel]

oh my goddd

[thick peak]

WELL

if it's still on sale

then yes

this game is gonna be mad looong active

and ur at this roots

[shy oar]

I'm getting fatal error in 3rd round of commoner tourney consistently

[hollow sparrow]

its at its original price right now

[thick peak]

welp its on you then

it aint entertaining much yet

EA

[sharp thunder]

getting supporter edition for 23$ was very worth it

gotten more enjoyment out of this game than 60$ triple a releases ngl

i mean ive already put 62 hours in on ea lol

[sand kestrel]

can they nerf the barons fkass polearm bro 😭

[hollow sparrow]

ive loved the demo so im assuming id like the early access

[sand kestrel]

im tryingg

[gloomy bridge]

i think they should make it stronger ngl

[sand kestrel]

😭

[gloomy bridge]

like lighter

[sly plaza]

Ive been playing the demo for a year and some change, the official game is super fun, i was just wondering if anyone knows if PvP is in the works or in the future of half sword?

[sharp thunder]

i dont think anyone really knows at this point

[sand kestrel]

is his polearm gilded or made completely out of gold

[sharp thunder]

id love for it to happen personally

[gloomy bridge]

idek if the devs know atp

[thick peak]

glided

[gloomy bridge]

it just sucks rn

and steamplay has awful latency

[thick peak]

underrated

🔥

[smoky wadi]

Anybody find the crossbow?

I just got it by chance. No bolts though

[hasty blade]

when next updat frfr

[vocal solstice]

I'm sorry.

[sand kestrel]

Tf did you hit him with??

a musket???

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397354532220043384/1445214849830486076/attachment.gif

[lethal frost]

yo im playing halfsword and does the barons beak go through armor a bit

[vocal solstice]

I speed blitzed him with a longsword and my hand went through his head

[sharp thunder]

it do

[lethal frost]

nice

[sharp thunder]

shit is nasty

[lethal frost]

it went through a chestplate and went through his back

[wary nebula]

best weapon for doing it

[lethal frost]

i kept getting hit with 5 fatal erros

errors

[sand kestrel]

is that a

rock on a

staff

[stuck epoch]

absolutely

[sharp thunder]

big rock > stupid heavy armor

[lethal frost]

mods?

[sand kestrel]

stone age mod

🔥

[lethal frost]

i wanna get mods but nexus is asking me for my email

so idk what to do

[sharp thunder]

give it to them

[dire moon]

The flail seems to wail on ppl

[lethal frost]

is it a virus?

[vocal solstice]

I'm so so sorry.

[sharp thunder]

nexusmods is very reputable website

[stuck epoch]

yea its a mod i made thats supposed to make advanced custom weapons easy

{
  "name": "Rock Staff",
  "id": 13,
  "tier": 2,
  "price": 10,
  "weaponClassPath": "/Game/Assets/Weapons/Blueprints/Built_Weapons/Reforged/ModularWeaponBP_Staff.ModularWeaponBP_Staff_C",
  "customization": {
    "components": {
      "head": {
        "meshPath": "/Game/MW/MWMeadowForest/Meshes/Rocks/SM_MF_Rocks_A.SM_MF_Rocks_A",
        "locationOffset": { "X": 0.0, "Y": 0.0, "Z": 160.0 },
        "rotationOffset": { "Pitch": 0.0, "Yaw": 0.0, "Roll": 0.0 },
        "worldScale": { "X": 0.25, "Y": 0.25, "Z": 0.25 },
        "mass": 1
      }
    }
  }
}

[lethal frost]

alr ill look into getting them

i wanna make myself the hulk

[opaque canyon]

Guys how do I reverse grip?

[sharp thunder]

the only way you are getting a virus from nexusmods is if you download some shoddy looking mod from an author with no reputation

and even then its rare

[neon geode]

your good with the warbeak, jus go fight him again a few times and you'll get it

[white trail]

what do you do afer you beat the baron

[lethal frost]

RAGAMUFFIN

[white trail]

then give them it

[dire moon]

Nexus is decent but always be aware of the risk

Just play vanilla. It's chill

Get a flail. Work on footwork mostly. Game changer

[opaque canyon]

Can some tell me?

[lethal frost]

press x

[dire moon]

Exactly this is the level

[lethal frost]

its x sparrow

[dire moon]

X switches hands

[opaque canyon]

Yea

[lethal frost]

then idk

[dire moon]

He might want to use the beak vs the blunt

[opaque canyon]

Bre

[dire moon]

U r trying to turn around a hammer to use the beak yes

[lethal frost]

DOLT
RAGAMUFFIN

[rare hearth]

you can only reverse grip a specifc weapon it being the dagger in the celler map, it sometimes spawns on the table right to the door in the celler map

[dire moon]

Flibbertigibbet

[opaque canyon]

Specific weapon? Ahhhh ok

[lethal notch]

the abyss spawn sound genuinely jumpscared me when i first played the EA

[rare hearth]

in normal abyss i once did like 4000 souls

then game crashed

[opaque canyon]

xd

[rare hearth]

each kill is 25 souls so like

160 kills

[thick hornet]

i reckon i've gotten better at this game

[rare hearth]

took me about 2 hours lmao

[thick hornet]

alotta souls for one guy

[opaque canyon]

Heavenly audio

[dire moon]

I've done 4

Cuz I use a flail

[rare hearth]

yes, normal abyss gives you 25 souls for every kill

the one from main menu

not the one u go to when you die

[dire moon]

I don't send men to their maker. But when I do, I pay to ferry those souls across

[thick hornet]

nvidia picks up on my music too and im too lazy to disable it ❤️

[sharp thunder]

im trying to fight a baron zombie in the abyss but its so hard to tell if the barons dead :(

he tanks like 15 hits to the head with the barons beak

[dire moon]

Oh. None then

[thick hornet]

foggy dew is a great song
i listen to alot of irish music, mostly stuff by derek warfield

[opaque canyon]

:p

[sharp thunder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_nuOyxMrMQ&list=RDj_nuOyxMrMQ&start_radio=1

great halfsword music^

[thick hornet]

hold on i got 2 ads

[lethal frost]

wait so is willie dead?

or is he the baron