halfsword-chat-⚔

[river osprey]

cuz i just wanted to complete the 2ndd lord tourney but i got a random hit to the body by the pole of a spear and i fell and died

😭

[restive barn]

y'all are stuck in the past

[rapid pond]

Demo's axes where worse imo, i at least have a chance against them in ea

[rapid pond]

Oh boi

[vapid heart]

Tuff

[torpid linden]

My jacked willie at max strength can barely stand up

[rapid pond]

Try it naked, they get up real fast

[torpid linden]

Freeplay willie at mid strength can display better feats of strength

[steady spruce]

axes were really weird in ea. either they were instant killing weapons that will cleave you right in two, or they were more like oddly shaped clubs.

[rapid pond]

Cause you dont use full plate armor im guessing

[weak hornet]

you made the rate of fire higher

[rapid pond]

I see what you mean, i still think demo was worse in that aspect, but ive had my fair shares of ragequits against unarmored but axe equiped willies

Thats probably just gonna be halloween events

Would be fun actually

[thick parcel]

A defense mode would be kinda neat

[rapid pond]

Horde will probably be that

[steady spruce]

I love the Messer though. you just got to becareful with the weight and momentum, or your Willies hand will defy physics and you'll do nothing by whiff the air.

[rapid pond]

Or it already exists

Its called JUST SURVIVE FFS YOU MERCENARIES JUST SUCK

Is my mercenearies either carry my whole tourney or are the reason i lose it

[torpid linden]

You might be on to something. I just stripped off a couple heavy armor pieces and now I'm suddenly dominating at the man-at-arms level.

[river osprey]

r mercenaries actually useful? never used em

[steady spruce]

Ah, I should do that honestly. save money to clear the abyss and hire mercenaries. I'm so tired of getting cheesed at the tourney lol

[umbral sparrow]

they can implement the optiscaler tech

into the game

so everyone has frame generation

n shit

[river osprey]

how do u jump

[rapid pond]

They carried all of my tourneys

[rapid pond]

Hold space

[umbral sparrow]

why there is no voice channels?

[rapid pond]

Buy 2 max, 3v3s are the last thing your gonna face

[rapid pond]

Yea, armor really makes you slower

[quick steppe]

there is one

[umbral sparrow]

wher

[quick steppe]

look under references

[umbral sparrow]

blocked

[lost rover]

Idea: Poo on your blades after eating LOTS of asparagus and onion so it'll be corrosive as shit (see what i did there)

[umbral sparrow]

i really cant see any vcs

[fresh gyro]

I really only used them on tourneys, otherwise they become money drains

[tender quest]

get to level 3 and then you will

[umbral sparrow]

how

chatting?

[tender quest]

yup

[umbral sparrow]

well

wanna "hear" something i got to say

in multiple messages so i gain xp

[main creek]

How do I stop from randomly switching hands?

Like ill have my sword in my right hand, get ready to swing but at some point my character switched the sword to his left hand

[soft wigeon]

drip or drown

[lost rover]

rondels or ice pick

[bitter mist]

how i made a dagger?

[ancient apex]

fastest way to gain muscle?

[dry trellis]

Devs nerfed half sword npcs

[lost rover]

set everything to lowest in sword making

[main creek]

Yeah, I'm actually just walking around and watching him do it

[bitter mist]

ok thanks

[main creek]

You guys seriously just going to ignore me? Tf

[lost rover]

dont press c

x

x is switch hand

[main creek]

Lol I messed up my keybinds is the issue. This made me actually go back and look

Thanks

[weak hornet]

would my guy be accepted into the idf?

you dont know his background

idk my memory isnt quite that good rn

some funds would help jog my memory

what do you mean haha

[ancient apex]

what gives the most rank progression?

[hybrid bloom]

We should start out in full armor, and as we level up we go into the beggar rank. Game is just too easy with arm. So progression should go the other way, as no arm is the real challenge lol

[dry trellis]

Who do yall think is gonna win

[main creek]

No still does it. Only pressing mouse, left click and wsad and they switch hands after a swing

[obsidian remnant]

I'm thinking about retiring my character and selling all my stuff and starting over at beggar tier

[ember siren]

is there a way to go to an eralyer save, i just started the game and it crashed mid round and now my charakter is dead and all the arms and armor i had on me is also gone, everything was saved so i could not lose it

[weak hornet]

crap dude not again

[obsidian remnant]

With a short as possible character

[weak hornet]

i hope i dont got too many zombies

[dapper drum]

free nethanayu

[weak hornet]

nethanayu

😭

[dapper drum]

yes from israel

peace world

[weak hornet]

all caps when you spell the goat name NETANYAHU

[restive barn]

did you fall off😭

[weak hornet]

nah they js got me bor

[dapper drum]

is outside map fixed

or still laggy

[weak hornet]

yea actually i was chasing after my gun and i slipped

[restive barn]

i'm adding a spellbook into the game

[main creek]

Likely if he's willing to commit war crimes

[weak hornet]

ok make it public with fire spells and stuff

me when im trying to get an infant to eat

[dapper drum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238112357763387422/1455668885507276872/ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[weak hornet]

or when a train is passing by

[boreal dirge]

sharpshooter

[restive barn]

i will

[weak hornet]

yoo last night was liiit

[restive barn]

you know you can increase graphics right

[weak hornet]

i dont want to

[restive barn]

and it won't be laggy

🐴

[weak hornet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1436875223558520953/1457470147584331827/flip.gif

[restive barn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/elzebary-chicken-tree-meme-Oj6qF7fczjRSRVuQ0B

[weak hornet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chickens-on-tree-ALW5imBIwituSSPjoz

[weak hornet]

wdym tho

[restive barn]

increasing the graphics shouldn't make that specific gun map laggier

[weak hornet]

oh lol

yea i didnt bother for that

[copper hawk]

is it normal for my mass to go down

[weak hornet]

if you exercise yea

but dont eat

[copper hawk]

what

[weak hornet]

like burning calories

[copper hawk]

oh i have to rest and shit?

oh it went up when i rest

thats pretty funny

[weak hornet]

yea thats what i said

[odd kiln]

🥹

[weak hornet]

this is true

ja we are having fun now

[lost rover]

Hey that guy looks like napoleon

[restive barn]

guys what spell should i make first

[lost rover]

The shit spell

[weak hornet]

flying would be the easiest ngl

but yea like fireball or stmh

lightning

force choke or smth

[restive barn]

ill do fireball first

[weak hornet]

that shouldnt be that hard

[lost rover]

You fart (release bees) then horse poop model comes out

[restive barn]

self-murder spell

[weak hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

retribution is too hard bro

[lost rover]

Knew i was smart to think of fart

[weak hornet]

do like some dark souls spells

do emit force

[lost rover]

Add a bad breath spell

You emit green particles out of mouth while doing bite animation which release bee

Or body odor spell

Which releases bee and green particle

Or burp spell

Does nothing but audibly makes burp

[weak hornet]

dont do those

[torpid nymph]

I just realised my character is at 96kg now?
He used to be 93kg, did they change something in an update?

[lost rover]

Mcdonald update

[olive basalt]

does retribution give more to the progress bar than riot?

[warped dirge]

how do i completely reset my character?

i still keep my stuff after retiring

[old folio]

Why does my character lose 13kg after fights? I have to rest to get back up to 93kg from 80kg between fights

[torpid nymph]

13kg???

[lost rover]

Idk man i think this thing is kinda op he got left ass up face down from a light swish

[lost rover]

Because the enemies have reverse steroid syringe in their dagger

[old folio]

yes, consistently

[torpid nymph]

that cannot be normal

is it after losing a fight?

[lost rover]

Managed to cut up his tabard lowkey aura

[torpid nymph]

erf
I think I want to reset

how do you make a new save? without losing the old?

[ashen sluice]

i do hope they fix the crossbow bouncing off

[torpid nymph]

in this game, I gained weight BY moving

(and fighting, and jumping, etc)

I've never seen my character lose weight

[weak hornet]

just found out you can push a knife further into someones head with your feet

[torpid nymph]

how??

[torpid linden]

My willy is now a knight

[torpid linden]

Same way you bisect their balls with a sword. Kicking em after placing it

[torpid nymph]

XD

[old folio]

that's what i'm thinking as well. It's mainly after losing

[weak hornet]

yo i found a ladder and its like semi climbable if ur careful

its also a pretty good blunt weapon

ok nvm i thought this was rare

theres like multiple

[olive basalt]

who thought baron foulds and standart is a good idea

they are the same as the regulars

[gilded breach]

i thirst for update

[gleaming lodge]

Why is slicing so hard in ea? It was so fun in the demo

[restive barn]

phew

done coding the fire blast spell

[torpid nymph]

when I made my first character, I chose the tallest height
anyone tried the shortest? lol

[exotic parcel]

banana peel meta

[ashen sluice]

i think it depends on the sword but i find it easier to slice in ea

[olive basalt]

yeah

wait

[obsidian remnant]

i just retired my old character and started a dwarf

[olive basalt]

not yeah

mb

[gilded breach]

yes. it sucked

[olive basalt]

where can i get the gun mods

[torpid nymph]

aw

[restive barn]

?

[olive basalt]

i accidentaly wrote yeah

instead of hey

im special

[restive barn]

nexus mods

[olive basalt]

is it good

[restive barn]

arquebus mod is on nexus

[restive barn]

yes

well ofc

[restive barn]

it's my mod why would i say no

[weak hornet]

hes dressed like a banana and that gives him + slip

[torpid nymph]

sounds like a challenge

[weak hornet]

oh is it your mod

[olive basalt]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/200 this?

[gilded breach]

ive been thinking of doing a spoilance challenge

[restive barn]

yes

[gilded breach]

not allowed to bring your own weapons. only shit u pick up off the floor

[weak hornet]

thats pretty easy

oh you mean like every match is new stuff

[gilded breach]

yes

[weak hornet]

that could be fun

[gilded breach]

ur not allowed to bring a weapon to a match

[obsidian remnant]

That sounds fun

[gilded breach]

so if its yard good luck

[restive barn]

lemme open the spellbook in da halbschwert

[stoic egret]

does anyone know why I cant hold G to continue

[olive basalt]

im gonna bite someone

then shoot em

[long bone]

how do I reinstall this

[stoic egret]

On the demo version when I want to start the round all my inputs work except from g to continue

[olive basalt]

whats this

[gilded breach]

its no longer available

ull need to find some archived thing

[torpid nymph]

unless you kept it

[stoic egret]

Can someone help me

[gilded breach]

ive never heard of this issue

[stoic egret]

Its when I hold G to continue it doesnt work.

[torpid nymph]

I had that issue, it was related to the menu

[obsidian remnant]

quit to menu and try again?

[stoic egret]

Ive deleted all the game files reinstalled them all 3 times.

[torpid nymph]

oh

that's way worse then

[stoic egret]

I did

[restive barn]

look what my mom bought me

[stoic egret]

O held it for a minute it does nothing

And its not my Keyboard

Bro I did

[gleaming lodge]

Is there a consistent way to break bones

[stoic egret]

stfu

[long bone]

I dreamed there were horses on half sword and they looked like plastic and were really stiff but also kinda like the TABS horses

[torpid nymph]

we need the floppy dead horse emoji

[restive barn]

spell one complete

what should i do for spell 2

[olive basalt]

chrome

how to install the gun mod?

it tells me i need to put it in the pak folder

thats in the content folder

that i dont have

[restive barn]

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword\HalfswordUE5\Content\Paks

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1471842041016090808/f5KGQs6.gif

[olive basalt]

wait im special

i was in the binaries folder

why am i so special

[long bone]

bruh I've had nightmares with stuff like that

[rigid briar]

people

im starting to doubt

the flail

maybe

idk

is not that peak???

i lost one run with it

[olive basalt]

FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[restive barn]

krill issue

😂

[olive basalt]

uhh

i cant enter the gunmap

it isnt recognized

by the console

[lost rover]

you forgot to type open

[restive barn]

what command r u running into the game

[olive basalt]

/Game/gunmap

from the website

[lost rover]

Dont forget open

[restive barn]

it's "open /Game/gunmap"

[olive basalt]

oh

ty

[gleaming lodge]

I wish you could holster willie body parts

[lost rover]

You can kill a willie with willie

Become super bulky and throw willies at eachother

this works if the thrown willie still holds a weapon

[olive basalt]

how many guns are there

only the musket?

[gleaming lodge]

Willie skull next to the sword would look sick

[weak hornet]

man thats some beef jerky right there

[gleaming lodge]

They could make it so it frightens enemies

[river osprey]

is it normal for my weapon to disappear into thin air because i keep swinging it around

[ashen sluice]

ow

[gleaming lodge]

Celler is lowk the best map

[weak hornet]

it has no interactive stuff

or nothing fun

but it does run good ig

[split parrot]

is there any way to get fist fight only in free mode

[ashen sluice]

literally everything is interactive i think lol

[weak hornet]

i mean in that sense ig

but like cmon

[gilded breach]

shud i get mercs for my spoilance challenge or is that too much?

[weak hornet]

it is not the best

[ashen sluice]

i just dont understand how hitting someone with a flail degloves them

[whole eagle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/memes-speed-covering-his-mouth-MOYUOOoIHOj9PKN1rE

degloving

[olive basalt]

i suck with the gun mod so much

how to aim correctly

[ionic flume]

V

[simple vigil]

what gun mod

[olive basalt]

fun one

[wintry sigil]

I used to get alot of Fatal error in the demo but after getting the EA I had no issue but it just happen again. How do I fix this?

[void drum]

when is the next update?

[dreamy solstice]

do i keep my stuff if i retire

[dry trellis]

Yes

W johann

[dreamy solstice]

r u sure

[ashen sluice]

do yall know how to get under there

i realllyyy want that flail

ive been here so long that the person despawned

[dreamy solstice]

spin and crouch

[weak hornet]

i found this at 50 souls cleansed wtf

[cunning nebula]

killed him with the death pinata

[weak hornet]

bro

this guy has spawned 3 times in a row

i thought big zombies only die once what is going on

no arms and an axe in his stomach and hes still standing

[cunning nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-head-you-shouldve-gone-for-the-head-infinity-war-gif-14148661

[quick steppe]

why does the new halfsword enhancer show up as a trojan

[glossy robin]

So what does “center crosshair” in settings ?

[weak hornet]

i cant reach up 😭

[cunning nebula]

abyss be grinding my gears sometimes with that or I cant stand up even though my legs are fine

[olive basalt]

"IM STILL STANDING BETTER THAN I EVER DID" 🗣️ 🔥

[wintry wigeon]

Wirus

[olive basalt]

i died once cuz a zombie munched on my leg and i fell

and then uhh

he munched on me

[blazing comet]

can someone test with me remote play ??

[weak hornet]

abyss got me taking my rage out on the little ones

[cunning nebula]

i once had 110 souls looking for revenge and I got through like 70 then a random zombie bit my neck in the one spot I wasnt armored and I bled out and died

[weak hornet]

ts pmo

dude still alive btw

[soft osprey]

It always has, it’s a false flag. Well, the old one on nexus was. It was at one point taken down for review by nexus and cleared, and put back up.

[quick steppe]

oh okay

[dry trellis]

Does mercenaries get weaker overtime

[weak hornet]

i js be doing freemode abyss atp

helps with stress

[dry trellis]

I love tripping people over with a long weapon

[vagrant forge]

my guy cant wield a long weapon lol

[olive basalt]

damn

[vagrant forge]

i got 92kg weight capacity but he cant properly swing anything heavier than 1.5kg

[copper hawk]

i do this to the last guy and carry him around so i can go loot the abyss

[restive barn]

oh my GOD bro

[olive basalt]

are you working on a mod?

what are you working on?

[restive barn]

yes

spellbook mod

[raven apex]

Hello guys, I started playing Halfsword. How do you disarm an enemy?

[restive barn]

the spell isn't even done

[olive basalt]

are you turning half sword into half swording and sorcery?

like

blade and sorcery

[restive barn]

yes

[glossy robin]

What does “center crosshair” in settings ?

[copper hawk]

chop their arm off or break their arm

[olive basalt]

or hit the weapon

or you can knock them out

and if they get up

they are disarmed

[ashen sluice]

what the fuck

[glossy robin]

What does “center crosshair” in settings ?

[barren ivy]

y'all, are these stuff recyclable or smth?

[frozen wyvern]

Built like a prey animal

[scenic folio]

Yo

[wise jasper]

bruh why are there no shoes for the baron set, but there are foulds and neck chainmail 🤣

[scenic folio]

whenever I go int freecam

I always get stuck somewhere and it doesn't work

Can someone tell me why?

[barren ivy]

lemme guess, black screen bug?

[scenic folio]

Yes

[barren ivy]

no clue either, I just try to move somewhere to reset it

[onyx moon]

suplexing every willie that doesnt say ragamuffin in the next half minute

[scenic folio]

Didn't work

[barren ivy]

yeah sometimes it does sometimes it doesn't

[onyx moon]

no ragamuffin

[scenic folio]

I don't know if it's a specific map

[thick peak]

stop.

[scenic folio]

Exactly

Like look in photography, I've posted today and now it aint working

[barren ivy]

nope, every map

[scenic folio]

at 11:46

[onyx moon]

humanitarian crimes here i come

devious backhand and a kick to the ankles

[thick peak]

use knives and swords dude

[onyx moon]

i just noticed their voice echoes

wowee

[barren ivy]

my favorite gamemode is now Yard Brawl, I love crouching and grappling Willies by their legs so I can throw them over the fence like it's a Wrestling Battle Royale match

[wise jasper]

Is anyone else's weight limit stuck? Mine has been at 75 forever in progression, in free play it looks higher though

[onyx moon]

i do that too

except

not neccessarily by the legs..

yo

the ball kick + barrel + throw didnt work

[barren ivy]

I grab them by the legs cause that allows me to lift them up the highest they could possibly be

[thick peak]

what are even principles of grappling

how are yall tossing

[onyx moon]

strong man

[river osprey]

can we have a warning for switchin weapons that they might drop through the map and u cant get them back

[barren ivy]

peak, I should send mine too hold on

[sonic roost]

guys does anyone know that if training gives u muscles?

[thick peak]

burn stamina

[sonic roost]

thx

[thick peak]

eat more protein

and fast carbs before fighting

20minutes before

if fast metabolism

[barren ivy]

@onyx moon dawg, where can I find the photos again? what folder?

[onyx moon]

screenshots

probably

maybe

[barren ivy]

yeah but like the directory thingy lmao

[onyx moon]

hs screenshots will be in some steam folder i dont remember

[barren ivy]

program files?

[onyx moon]

i dunno

mine are just in photos

[barren ivy]

alright I'll just take a look, brb

[dry trellis]

Slums is so laggy

[onyx moon]

broke his arm and leg

[lone knoll]

When hot fix

[barren ivy]

here we go @onyx moon

[onyx moon]

damn

[barren ivy]

and another one Brawl mode

[thick peak]

dude

why are you naked

[onyx moon]

put a dude to sleep with a kick to the face

haii yaa ass

[weak hornet]

foot cam

[barren ivy]

at first, I wanted to do it as a joke but then I saw the glute muscles and found it to look cool so I just kept it like that

[onyx moon]

OHH JEEZ

[hexed orchid]

did the performance got worse after hotfix 5 again?

[ashen sluice]

is the plancon or flail better

[barren ivy]

Punt Kick

[hexed orchid]

before it accualy worked fine for me, now i have 15 fps

[barren ivy]

Decapitated a Baron in Abyss

[thick peak]

WHAT

barons spawn in abyss??

im holy cooked if they spawn in abyss

[restive barn]

i think i'm doing something wrong

[barren ivy]

I think if you hit them right and kill them, they will spawn in Abyss

this happened to me twice now, both of which is that I basically did a 1 hit straight to his skull using Baron's Beak

[weak hornet]

is this freemode abyss

im at 1375 souls cleansed rn in a run

[weak hornet]

ohhh

[sonic roost]

WTH

[weak hornet]

why cant i put these cuisses on

[barren ivy]

nah, Progression Abyss

[feral linden]

U have to have doublet/arming doublet

[barren ivy]

cool right?

[sonic roost]

yeah but WTH

[weak hornet]

arent they for legs tho

i put arming doublet on

stil doesnt work

[barren ivy]

he's just intimidating due to his size but he has no Helmet on, blades just slide like butter through Zombies without armor XD

[feral linden]

then i have no idea thats what worked for me..

[sonic roost]

i just realized you can steal the armor of the enemies

[weak hornet]

ok i got one from one of the zombies that didnt have chains on

and it worked for some reason

thats so weird

[sonic roost]

oh i thought he had everything

[sonic roost]

i defeated him on the demo

[thick peak]

fuck

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[onyx moon]

taking willie hostage

[thick peak]

all three times i knocked them, they didnt make any sound

zombie baron

hell nah

[onyx moon]

his family pays 1000 pfennings or he dies

[thick peak]

STOP

[weak hornet]

didnt everybody

[thick peak]

istg yas is so violent

he need psychologist

[onyx moon]

this is required bro

[sonic roost]

it took me montsh tho im a noob

[onyx moon]

he called me a wretch

that bad mouth ought to get him in trouble

[sonic roost]

yeah decapitate him

[onyx moon]

alright

no money

im breaking this bridge in half

[thick peak]

thats js satan spoken from his mouth

jesus loves even him

[onyx moon]

threw him onto the bridge and it broke in half

oops

[thick peak]

😭

[barren ivy]

for some reason he doesn't but I think I know why. See, if you hit someone straight on the head, their helmet will just pop right off

but for the Baron, that doesn't happen since the devs coded him like that so we don't steal his armor. So what I'm thinking is that visually, it didn't come off but it actually came off which explains why he's not wearing any Helmet in the Abyss

[weak hornet]

i js got the crash notif

rip

[sonic roost]

so its a game design thingy?

[barren ivy]

btw look at this silly little goober

[onyx moon]

called me a coward

yk what time it is

[sonic roost]

bros build like a teddy bear

[barren ivy]

I'm able to remove every armor piece except Baron's

[barren ivy]

yeah pretty much

[sonic roost]

thats better ig

[barren ivy]

yeah

maybe bug? or like you don't have them properly on the floor?

[sonic roost]

does anyone know why my halfsword has the low quality textures of the npc of the tavern?

[dry trellis]

Is the baron's beak the best weapon in the game

[restive barn]

some sort of unreal engine issue

[restive barn]

No definetly not

[dry trellis]

Its goated

[finite bough]

there are helmets with strips or straps whatever you call it these days.. those won't come off even if you hit them as hard as you could..

[barren ivy]

I remember someone telling me they should be touching the floor

not sure how true that is though, but based on my experience, I sometimes have to crouch so that they touch the floor and then it suddenly works

[barren ivy]

that's why I'm studying Psychology

[restive barn]

let's see your fucking beak get past this

[onyx moon]

OHH

[formal forum]

Anyone here able to give me tips for man at arms? I somehow reached it and now i'm scared to die (demo btw)

[barren ivy]

damnnn look at that smoke

[onyx moon]

disrespectful little coward

[restive barn]

when was the last time u checked nexus

[pseudo wadi]

RELEASE THE JESTER FILES !!!

[ruby glade]

Powerful stance

[onyx moon]

i slipped

[barren ivy]

you should remove your Willie's pants for extra intimidation factor

[onyx moon]

i wish you could take off them tighty whities

[barren ivy]

oh wow look at this peak screenshot I had in my folder

[barren ivy]

you can, why else is my Willie naked?

[ruby glade]

Fwiw if you do end up dying you can just start at the beginning of Man at Arms tier. Using a long boi weapon is usually pretty safe, flail is pretty fucking funny if you have one

[onyx moon]

schlap

[restive barn]

the gun mod is on nexus

[restive barn]

arquebus mod

[finite bough]

yes you can remove it by hand. but not with your weapons.
devs made sure baron can't be taken off with that mechanism
but in abyss he doesn't end up with an helmet blah blah blah same as mr@barren ivy explained

[onyx moon]

ohh fashooo

[finite bough]

reminds me of this

[barren ivy]

yeah that shit is really difficult to explain lmao

[restive barn]

i cast heavenly spears

[barren ivy]

peak

[restive barn]

the rifle is currently in testing

[finite bough]

pretty sure its a bug

[barren ivy]

yeah, eitherway I welcome it honestly

[finite bough]

and uhh in 1171 souls run.. i never fought a baron... i think i forgot to kill a baron..

[restive barn]

that's a known bug but idk why it happens

[barren ivy]

probably a bug sadly

[finite bough]

instead of using laser tagging system use object throwing system (like cross bow and bolt)

[barren ivy]

btw, why does the skin of Willie get those weird textures when he gets more muscular? Especially the red on his arms and back

[onyx moon]

acne

i get it too

[finite bough]

nah i never killed a baron.. on my next tourney i will slay him s

[barren ivy]

ahh from Roids

[finite bough]

damn

[finite bough]

he got periods from few different places

[restive barn]

objects deal like no damage unless you configure their kick power

[barren ivy]

I mean yeah but like what is up with the textures in the first place that causes that visual

[onyx moon]

they should remove these textures.. ew

[finite bough]

try minimizing a sword to a bullet level and shoot it

[barren ivy]

yeah holy shit why did you send that

AAAAAAAA

[dry trellis]

Lord tourney is the easiest tourney

[barren ivy]

ah that makes sense

[onyx moon]

dont mind my character looking dumb but look at his hair bro

oh my lawd

[barren ivy]

holy shit goosebumps

[dark thistle]

probably because his textures got red inside for the bloood and stretching the texture lets you see a bit of it

[barren ivy]

ohhhh that makes more sense now, thanks

[onyx moon]

coward huh

[barren ivy]

that makes so much sense now, thank you

[onyx moon]

gave him one on the other side for good measure

[tawdry flume]

nice cheeks

[barren ivy]

truth

[finite bough]

why are we finding facts and general knowledge in a VIDEO game?

[hollow sparrow]

anyone know when half sword will go on sale again 😅

[still vessel]

Is there a development road map yet?

[hollow sparrow]

i missed this one

[barren ivy]

no I mean it didn't cross my mind that his insides would clip out

[slow harness]

Just gotta use the promo code

[finite bough]

atleast its not his lungs or heart.

[hollow sparrow]

on steam?

[slow harness]

Hmm?

[barren ivy]

does he even have those? all I see are bones

[restive barn]

what spells should i add to my spellbook

[hollow sparrow]

Ive never used a promo code in my life

[finite bough]

yes.

[slow harness]

I'm not sure what that is either

[finite bough]

"this is demo" i couldn't able to do same level of cut in EA.

[barren ivy]

oh damn, how come he has all those stuff but he has no brain?

[primal geyser]

TIL willies are made of red cabbage strips

[hollow sparrow]

Did i just have a stroke i swear you just said to use a promo code lol

[finite bough]

yes if he had a brain.. all players would be cooked.

[restive barn]

what spells should i add to my spellbook

[slow harness]

Uhhhh, no, I'm not sure when it'll be on sale again, I don't think you can use a promo code for it

[primal geyser]

enlarge

[finite bough]

what- i thought the meme was "willies are fungus"

[restive barn]

can't do spells that affect the user

[finite bough]

https://tenor.com/view/avada-kedavra-snape-harry-potter-subtitles-gif-24427189

this

[restive barn]

except for maybe healing spells? but im not sure

[barren ivy]

I'm thinking what if they changed the insides for Demo and EA? I have no solid proof since my only evidence are zombies and not Willies but look

[restive barn]

yeah sure a bolt of death that will murder anythng

[onyx moon]

permanently blinded

[finite bough]

zombies don't have organs try that with one of the willies in progression or free mode.

[onyx moon]

oh lawd look at the damage to the butt

i did not mean to do that

[finite bough]

btw those are not called zombies but we have called them zombies cause of simple terms
its revenants

here's the actual image rather than half sword game death screen.

[formal forum]

Wait really? That's hella good to know
I've been using a long sword and it's been working pretty well for me so far

[finite bough]

that's my theory

might be wrong

[gilded portal]

god DAMN look at the pelvis on the second from the left

[onyx moon]

went so insane i lowk knocked both of us out

[finite bough]

dude what?

[gilded portal]

very strong "medieval horse drawing expertise" vibes from that one

[finite bough]

yes

[gilded portal]

it's scuffed

cuz they don't know how to draw

look at ts

fucking humpty dumpty over here

[finite bough]

perv.

[slate nova]

Welcome to medieval art

[gilded portal]

gang i meant it looks bad i didn't mean i wanted to shag a skeleton

[gilded portal]

these monks can't draw for shit

[slate nova]

He is beautiful take that back

[finite bough]

https://tenor.com/view/look-away-simpson-bashful-embarrassed-marge-gif-1191583262637258997

[formal forum]

OH MY GOD I WON
I SOMEHOW HIT THE BOSS IN THE THROAT

[onyx moon]

threw him into the bridge and it cracked in half

get fighting bro

dude was literally staring me down

[gilded portal]

paddy pimblett vs alexandr volkanovski

[restive barn]

what other spells should i add to my spellbook

[barren ivy]

what do revenants mean?

[barren ivy]

yeah that's what I was thinking, it's not a solid proof

[restive barn]

revenants are like medieval zombies

[barren ivy]

ahh

[restive barn]

this

[onyx moon]

i flung lil bro up with max force

[alpine barn]

does somebody know why i cant use the arms and shoulder armour. I use the arming doublet it shows normally but when I change its like tangled in wood or smth

[slow harness]

Have to remove the chains

From.armor crafting

[onyx moon]

bye bye

[slow harness]

If that's what you mean

[onyx moon]

noo he cry..

sad story

ok now i feel bad

should i spare willie from now on

should i recognize how important humanity is

and that killing a village wont do anything to help me gain redemption over the fact they call me cowards

[pseudo wadi]

HE CALLED YOUR MOM A BAD WORD KILL HIM !!!

[onyx moon]

of.. course..

hold on

almost formed a thought

if you think this is the same picture youre wrong

[ashen sluice]

is that the big e

[barren ivy]

how I wish I still have nitro cause I have a video I wanna share here lmao

[ashen sluice]

also.... i dont think they are surviving this one

[pseudo wadi]

BARREL

[onyx moon]

you should make one where it slowly pulls them up then slams them down

[ashen sluice]

im rich dude

[onyx moon]

ufc 1

[restive barn]

sure

[barren ivy]

holy am I able to post a video?

[restive barn]

yes

[barren ivy]

I mean like I have no nitro so idk if I could

[barren ivy]

I should probably put this on game footage instead

[primal geyser]

real ones remember this event, participants don't however because brain damage

[digital epoch]

what the? i chopped this enemy head whit axe and hes hair is gone and this happend?

[dark thistle]

hair cant render when u split someones head model open so it just vanishes

[digital epoch]

yeah but why theres 2 noses

[dark thistle]

oh

oh i see now

[barren ivy]

@onyx moon thoughts?

[dark thistle]

2 noses

[gilded portal]

a fate worse than death
forced balding

[primal geyser]

I want to demand split hair physics but I don't want another 20fps performance hit

[ruby glade]

Yerrr once you end up fighting mostly plate its easier to just cave a guy's head in but you can definitely still gib people with a sword and some careful aim

[primal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bald-gif-26454753

bald = beautiful

[ashen sluice]

this quality makes it feel like a liveleak video lmao

[primal geyser]

just posted your naked willie

[formal forum]

I've found long sword to be best against others
Its really easy to knock them over or get it into the armpits
I finally reached the final challenge

If I die, i'll just start back at the final challenge, right?

[barren ivy]

honestly yeah, and I'm talking about irl too

like I think majority of people, if not everyone, and including girls too, could pull off being bald

[barren ivy]

it's peak dominance, no time for debates in fashion, just straight up hands

[primal geyser]

baaaased

[ashen sluice]

yayyy im veteran now

[vagrant orbit]

The abyss mode gear doesnt seem to go past man at arms tier right? Im now at 6350 souls cleansed and i still havent seen one zombie with like an armet or see actual knight tier stuff lay on the ground?

[ashen sluice]

thats not normal

[past kestrel]

why are you butt-naked

[dapper tulip]

why the hell you using naked willie between all things

[amber vessel]

pretty sure they dont use full armets because itd be impossible to decapitate them if they did, even the baron doesnt wear a helmet when he is in the abyss

[vagrant orbit]

when does the baron show up?

[amber vessel]

if youve killed him

[vagrant orbit]

Ive been fighting the same dudes for like over an hour now

[amber vessel]

he shows up in the abyss in progress mode

[barren ivy]

@past kestrel and @dapper tulip

At first I thought it looked funny, but then I unironically started to think it looked very primal and barbaric like Pickle from Baki(except he's wearing a loincloth)

[amber vessel]

if you mean the roguelite abyss I dont think baron pops up there

[vagrant orbit]

yea im talking about the infinite one

[astral bay]

So now that the dust has settled, what are everyone's opinions on the half sword EA

[vagrant orbit]

its good

[dapper tulip]

i just opened discord and entered the server and the first thing to see infront of me was naked ass 💔

[astral bay]

Do you guys prefer playing the ea or demo?

[vagrant orbit]

demo, it still just feels more polished funnily enough

[astral bay]

Yeah, same. Honestly at times it feels like the EA is the demo and the demo is the EA

[amber vessel]

starting progress mode is suffering, but once youve learned not to like, make a 90kg sword for funsies, you can be pretty dexterous with them at low str

[vagrant orbit]

i just feel like even at 94 kg your control over the weapons is still not as good as in the demo

[astral bay]

I feel like there's not much to do where I'm at in progress mode, and I prefer the free mode in the demo anyways

[vagrant orbit]

93*

[barren ivy]

EA cause although Demo is better mechanically, EA just has a lot more content

[dapper tulip]

demo is pretty much better in performance too honestly

[vagrant orbit]

demo also has the black knight armor which is so damn good looking so yeah

[astral bay]

True, the EA did add a lot of interesting weapons and I really like the custom weapons, it's probably the best part

[barren ivy]

True

[onyx moon]

shook my mouse to the max and basically pushed the guy out of the circle

[ashen sluice]

how do i unlock those

[astral bay]

Custom weapons for me is the best part of the EA, although I have some mixed feelings on all the other stuff that's been added. Some are good, some are just kind of...annoying

[cunning badger]

guys, should I use the warstaff for the rest of the game after getting it or?

[barren ivy]

Hosen and Arming Doublet

[onyx moon]

hey dude the table

[barren ivy]

Make sure you're wearing Arming Doublet and not just Doublet

[barren ivy]

If you want to then go ahead

[onyx moon]

handshake

[ashen sluice]

idk

[barren ivy]

Arming Doublet dawg

[cunning badger]

If your doublet has the built in falds or armor or whatever you need to remove them also

[barren ivy]

True

[onyx moon]

why his hair blue

i have quite the hands

dantdm

[ashen sluice]

oh there

[ashen sluice]

thank you

[barren ivy]

Np

[ashen sluice]

is there something i need to do because with the doubet i cant get a vambrace

[feral linden]

what is the best weapon for the knight tourney

[odd kiln]

really odd blood glitch

[ashen sluice]

or harness

[floral plank]

Is there any way to reconfigure the height and weight of the Willies in free mode?

[ruby glade]

Well your progress in that rank will reset, So youd have to work back up to it. But you dont get shunted back to the hobo tier or anything

[onyx moon]

property damage

[finite bough]

A revenant is a visible ghost or animated corpse believed to have returned from the grave to haunt the living, commonly rooted in European folklore. Derived from the French revenir ("to return"), these entities often seek revenge or bring terror. They differ from vampires by being more undead, though some interpretations blend the two.
Key aspects of revenants include:
Folklore & Mythology: Revenants appear in Irish Celtic and Norse legends as corpses reanimated to terrorize.
Characteristics: Often described asbloated or ruddy in appearance, they were sometimes thought to spread diseases.
Methods to Stop Them: Traditional lore suggests destroying the corpse by decapitation or burning the heart.
Modern Usage: The term is frequently used in media, such as for the 2015 film The Revenant, in gaming (e.g., Old School RuneScape), and to describe someone returning after a long, unexpected absence.

[cunning badger]

Is a harness better or vambrace with spaulders?

[finite bough]

@barren ivy at medieval times

[keen hazel]

wow so i lost my baron weapon because it nocliped the ground mid battle

fine

[ashen sluice]

i got them unlocked but they are red now

??

[hasty yoke]

The shirt you have is preventing you from wearing things for those slots

[ashen sluice]

i have an arming doublet what else could possibly let me have those

lol

[echo onyx]

oh god if I hate that weapon...

tbh I would arm a militia with that because of how effective it can be

[hasty yoke]

Probably the chains

[ashen sluice]

OHHH THE CHAINS

[cunning badger]

It's the chains, they're built in armor

[ashen sluice]

im so stupid

[hasty yoke]

You have to remove them at the armorer to put sleeve/shoulder armor

[ashen sluice]

thank you

now hes ready

[hasty yoke]

Heck yeah :3

[ashen sluice]

where do i find uhhh

metal feets

[onyx moon]

why do i have ppl on my side

i dont have any mercenaries

[ashen sluice]

i can give him shoes but thats it

cellar duel, peasant 💀

[onyx moon]

A 6 MAN BUHURT

[ashen sluice]

i mean what did i expect

[cold mauve]

so do you just keep fighting the baron until you have all his armor or what?

[ashen sluice]

yea

[frozen wyvern]

Leather shoes and metal shoes both are listed as “shoes”

[cold mauve]

amd what happens when you get all of it

[uncut olive]

Maybe barrier spell? Would be a godsend in abyss

[cold mauve]

is that when you "beat" the game?

[ashen sluice]

he hit me with the axe :(

[ashen sluice]

you beat the game i think

[ashen sluice]

metal feets

[soft yoke]

guys it’s urgent

[soft yoke]

I’m having a Caesar

[ashen sluice]

sabatons

those

i never knew this

[uncut olive]

salad or the real deal

[ashen sluice]

im having a cicero

[soft yoke]

he’s standing in front of me I think imma get knighted or whatever they did back then

-# turns out im getting stoned to death

[uncut olive]

[onyx moon]

how he bounce back??

[ashen sluice]

driving a spike through his hedgeborn uhh chest

[onyx moon]

took a fence to the face

[cunning badger]

codpiece added to halfsword when

[frozen wyvern]

Muhammad Willi

[ashen sluice]

9 pfennings is so worth it

[analog ivy]

can someone show me how the ceiling looks like in the barons hall

[cunning badger]

Holy rigging

[frozen wyvern]

Aw sweet, that thing’s gonna visit me later when i’m paralysed and helpless

[onyx moon]

have fun surfing

[ashen sluice]

is this the true peak lifeform that is willie

[keen hazel]

bro i cant recover my baron pickaxe even with half sword enchanter

bruh

[analog ivy]

can someone show me how the ceiling looks like in the barons hall

[prisma ore]

I think this is the first time a game has actually made me genuinely consider the high road

[ashen sluice]

thats a victory

oh god stepping on weapons is still a hazard

[restive barn]

🤔 maybe

[uncut olive]

ayy

[prisma ore]

The Abyss chewed me up. Literally

[uncut olive]

abyss did that to u?

[willow owl]

once you break through 93kg mass there's no turning back

[prisma ore]

Not murdering people lets me live

Easy math

[cunning badger]

what, why?

[willow owl]

it just keeps going

maybe i can wield my 6kg poleaxe after all

[lyric star]

wow

[ashen sluice]

giving up in a round because my character decided to start panting randomly and fall

for NO reason

[ashen sluice]

😭

[thick peak]

wow

[onyx moon]

hes terrified

[thick peak]

stop

dude

[cunning badger]

It wasn't the slums map or?

[thick peak]

[onyx moon]

i didnt do this

[ashen sluice]

nope

[onyx moon]

trust me

he was

already there

[ashen sluice]

it was arena

[thick peak]

perhaps carbs deficit?

[cunning badger]

I remember fully armored fights in the demo was just trying to exhaust the other opponent first

glad they went away from that

[ashen sluice]

that'll teach him

[ashen sluice]

yeah

[ashen sluice]

low iron

[cunning badger]

Alley might be the funnest game mode

[onyx moon]

OH MY GOD

HE GOT SHOT OUT LIKE A CANNON

why he cryin over a broken arm

[ashen sluice]

first blood

[gusty flicker]

how do I send screenshots

[ashen sluice]

it is i love it

[ashen sluice]

level 3

[onyx moon]

shh

[primal geyser]

durrrr

[onyx moon]

say that again

boy

[ashen sluice]

i choked someone out with the staff of the warstaff

not the war

[onyx moon]

holy HELL

[cunning badger]

how do I bash peoples heads like in the trailer

[eager wolf]

anyone else getting the bug where pole arms vibrate in your grip and are unusable after a few swings?

[tranquil willow]

beat the baron. what now

[balmy temple]

how bro reacts after i just touch him

[cunning badger]

Beat the game without armor

[tawny vine]

my wrists are made of butter and my weapons do helicopter spins when swinging because of no collison with self to weapon

so frustrating, then my wrists are comically twisted

[tranquil willow]

might try

[cunning badger]

I tried yesterday, I made it to militia and gave up

you might not though

[tranquil willow]

war pike might just carry me through

my strategy for the first run was to just cave the enemy's face in within the first 5 seconds

[limber imp]

already insanely hard without a helmet im on soldier and its driving me insane just to just pick up a helmet cause of how hard it is

[ashen sluice]

my bad

[cunning badger]

long ranged weapons are a problem especially head blows

[onyx moon]

when people ask why im so violent to willies then ishow them this screenshot

[ashen sluice]

guy died from hitting me LMAO

[limber imp]

yeah i know, im waiting until i can craft a pollaxe then im gonna have it way easier when i can whack armored enemies. for now im using a sword

[keen whale]

hello humans

[onyx moon]

why cant you overhead swing in this game

oh my god bruh

[ashen sluice]

hello human

[keen whale]

brootal

[cunning badger]

does anyone just get random crashes in half sword but It's still running when It's crashing?

[eager wolf]

pole arms are almost unusable now, after a few swings they start vibrating and sticking mid air

[little jay]

If I had the baron chest armor on a seperate character who just died, am I unable to get it again on a new character? Or will it just take a while

[cunning badger]

My game crashed after winning the same fight 3 times over

[viral torrent]

hi im joe
i joined this server just to ask if anyone thinks the game will be able to run on an Intel(R) N97. and if not, do you think it could after the full release
yeah ik my processor is hot dog crap just ignore it

[onyx moon]

im js gonna ignore the fatal error message and keep playing

ok it closed after a few seconds

[dire moon]

Loving ea but I had my first crash yesterday and it hurt my feelings very badly

[glossy robin]

In demo body is more sistant and sturdier

[dire moon]

Half sword ea has been a lot of fun, haven't had any issues or complaints yet and I can do just about all the same things except my alt stabs which I really miss

[glossy robin]

In ea you can touch either blade and slice full body

[weak hornet]

hey hey no biting ok

[dire moon]

What? Like cut ppl in half

[rare hearth]

halfsword playtest....

[dire moon]

U can do that in ea too

[glossy robin]

In ea, the weight strength/ stats give too big of advantage

[onyx moon]

big guy

[weak hornet]

what

[dire moon]

Would love to see factions based on maps and such.
More axes on Forrest, things of that example

[glossy robin]

You can knock out someone just purey out of strength and barely make adent if you dont have hogh enough stats

[ashen sluice]

evening is so laggy jesus

[dire moon]

More knives and stabby guys in the streets and alley, a pub for fighting would be cool

[dire moon]

The lighting is rough isn't it. I get trails like I'm tripping xD

I swing the sword and it's like I'm on acid lol

[ashen sluice]

yeah evening just makes any map laggy

[dire moon]

Night is fun but unnecessary, I would prefer a way to disable even tho there's a day night cycle for items and mercenaries and such

[lime tusk]

I'm like 99% sure the extreme lag is coming from the unbelievably high resolution shadows coming from the sun.

[ashen sluice]

same here

[dire moon]

I turned my graphics down to 1920x1080 or whatever it is and I have been having a much better time

[lime tusk]

On low graphics I can see each individual leaf in the trees casting a shadow in crisp detail at the full framerate.

[olive basalt]

how to smash people's head like in the trailer?

[dire moon]

The flail has been awesome. Can't be beat, and seems to not often kill

[olive basalt]

where you bash it against a pillar

[dire moon]

Hold and sprint into something

Send a vid wym

[ashen sluice]

wait whats the best flail? theres like 6 different types

[small glen]

repost

[olive basalt]

what

wdym

[dire moon]

The whale flail. Can flail a whale

[ashen sluice]

grab them by both hands on the head and move it

[dire moon]

Idk tbh. Leme see what mine is.

[olive basalt]

it lets out alot less blood than the trailer

and its alot harder to do

[dire moon]

Grab the person then sprint them into an object

Don't ram yourself lol

[olive basalt]

thats uhh

lame

af

[dire moon]

Reposte

[dire moon]

Yes. Just like the reality of what u are wanting to do. It's not very good.

For me anyway. I can't choke ppl either

[small glen]

and hope willie doesn't just let go

[olive basalt]

also

when he smashes it into the ground

you can barely do that in the game

cuz the ground and pillars are soft pillowy goodness

[dire moon]

Wait. Do u consider a mace a flail

[ashen sluice]

no

[olive basalt]

theres the beggar wooden one

[dire moon]

I'm using a long stick with a chain and such on the end with another piece of wood

[olive basalt]

the big stone spiky one

[ashen sluice]

wooden thing with chain

[olive basalt]

the metal spiky onea

dn the big fat spiky one

thats not 6

[thick peak]

big iron glizzy

[sacred kettle]

the flail

[ashen sluice]

i have this one and its pretty good but idk if theres better ones

[thick peak]

historically canonical name

[ashen sluice]

idk i counted 6 different ones

[thick peak]

bruh is it angle or is it really that big

[small glen]

all flails are basically the same ngl, the spikes one just make people bleed

[ashen sluice]

both

[dire moon]

I'm using the basic flail... This explains why it's hard to draw first blood but no one does lol

[olive basalt]

tell me all of them

[ashen sluice]

i dont remember every single one??

😭

[olive basalt]

thats the last one

[dire moon]

Angle

[olive basalt]

no more

[thick peak]

metal one
iron one
metal spiky one
big iron glizzy
big boom stick
skrttt flail

easy

[olive basalt]

whats the skrtt flail?

[dire moon]

Lol

[olive basalt]

last one i had

was the big fat spiky boy

[dire moon]

It kicks ass

[thick peak]

so big iron glizzy didnt bother you at all huh?

[dire moon]

Takes no sass

[olive basalt]

what chert is using

[dire moon]

Literally no sass yet.

[olive basalt]

its a hot dog

why would a hot dog bother me

[sacred kettle]

does anyone else keep accidentally taking off their clothes lol

[thick peak]

uhmmm

[olive basalt]

sometimes

yes

[thick peak]

irl?

[ashen sluice]

man at arms and im getting beggar and peasant things

😭

[sacred kettle]

😭

[olive basalt]

are you special?

[next vapor]

has anyone made a mod to disable revanant biting yet

[thick peak]

yes p much

[olive basalt]

whats a revenant

the abyss boys?

[thick peak]

[next vapor]

zomb ie

yea

[olive basalt]

nah but theres a mod that lets you bite them back

[thick peak]

they are called zombies

you dumbo

[sand kestrel]

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