halfsword-chat-⚔

[wheat leaf]

officer will killies

[restive barn]

lmao

[wheat leaf]

WILL KILLIES thats perfect

[restive barn]

do u mean that one

[rose tinsel]

i've tried doing the roman hold shield up and stab from behind it thing

[solar nest]

https://tenor.com/view/thundercock-officer-bodycam-off-chad-thundercock-jarik-gif-5545953348826508263

[wheat leaf]

LITERALLY THE SAME GUY

[restive barn]

yeah this one @wheat leaf

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-mog-mogging-mogged-mog-gif-18196244170409437352

[wheat leaf]

it was nice knowing you

[remote crypt]

Oh no

Bye dray

[wheat leaf]

moai is gonna be doomscrolling chat messages 3 days from now and cook you

[remote crypt]

Sent to the shadowrealm

[remote crypt]

Lmfao he would fucking do that too

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

Moai

[wheat leaf]

should probably shift the convo as a group effort now though-

[remote crypt]

Nawh

[quaint ingot]

I’ve seen much more questionable things

[wheat leaf]

mcdonalds got bagel?

[remote crypt]

Idk

[restive barn]

what would you like to see in next update of my gun mod

[remote crypt]

I only get chicken nuggets

[wheat leaf]

who tf goes to dons for a bagel

[restive barn]

it's chinese new year break for me so i can do more modding

[wheat leaf]

i be goin crazy on mcdoubles personally

[oblique ferry]

do the souls in the abyss copy the ones you killed

[wheat leaf]

yes, i got like 200 of the mf's cooking right now

[twilit cedar]

guys do i buy halfsword, i have a potato pc with 16gb of ram btw

[oblique ferry]

like does it copy the ammor and weapons of the npcs youve killed

[twilit cedar]

i think i have a 6030 but that might have been part of my dream

[wheat leaf]

probably idk

[quaint ingot]

I got like over 600

[oblique ferry]

bro i got 32gb and it runs like doodoo

[remote crypt]

Nuggies. Only nuggies.

[twilit cedar]

cant

[wheat leaf]

BRO i just bought you the game like a week ago how have you got more than me

[twilit cedar]

i go to school in 20 mins

havent even packd

[quaint ingot]

I commit mass murder

[remote crypt]

Minor spotted. Cluster bomb deployed

[wheat leaf]

i respect the grind lmfao im impressed, hope you enjoying EA btw

[quaint ingot]

yeah

[oblique ferry]

what settings would yall suggest with a i7,1070,32gb of ram

[wheat leaf]

1070,32 GB OF RAM

?

[olive basalt]

whoever said half sword EA is bad, explain how being escanor in a medieval game is bad

[remote crypt]

Low

[tight horizon]

Anyone wanna do multiplayer progression

[oblique ferry]

geforce 1070 i think

[remote crypt]

Lmao

[olive basalt]

what

[oblique ferry]

gtx idk

[wheat leaf]

im i5-11400, RTX 3050 and 32GB of ram and i gotta run all low

[remote crypt]

I forget people are my age and talk like they have soup in their head and not a brain

[wheat leaf]

try counting to ten in numbers

[remote crypt]

Watch this

[quaint ingot]

I may or may not just torture the npcs till they bleed out

[oblique ferry]

why can you not use brainrot words thats silly

[remote crypt]

$ix $3v3n

[wheat leaf]

famous last words

[remote crypt]

Ha

Automod beat

[wheat leaf]

NOOOOOOOOOOO HJES AVOIDING THE BOT

[remote crypt]

Rekt

LMAO

[wheat leaf]

MODULATORS!

[remote crypt]

IT WORKS

[oblique ferry]

i got 6 or 7 coins

[restive barn]

funny

[olive basalt]

stfu

[wheat leaf]

i wonder

halfsword tomorrow

[remote crypt]

U//c

Fuck

[wheat leaf]

OH that ones back

oh weird one i noticed

[remote crypt]

U||c

Mf

[wheat leaf]

dude theres no way

[quaint ingot]

wait that would get automodded?

[wheat leaf]

bro chacho is blocked for wtvr reason

[remote crypt]

|_|nc

Ha

Automod beat

[oblique ferry]

brainrot words being filtered is kinda silly, ima make my own brainrot words for the server now

[wheat leaf]

this quite literally could be the last time im seen alive on this discord cause of ts, what a world we live in

[remote crypt]

Pff

[remote crypt]

Ri₹z. Automod beat ahain

[oblique ferry]

why are ppl against the new discord rules? i get it! but at the same time isnt it stopping ppl from talking to youngins

[remote crypt]

Bl|_|d

Haha

New tech

[olive basalt]

security risks i guess

[remote crypt]

Yer

[olive basalt]

no one wants their id stolen

[quaint ingot]

The online safety act is more for control over actual safety

[remote crypt]

Br0ch@ch0

Huehuehue

[wheat leaf]

i think its cause ppl dont wanna be required to give facial scans or ID photos to verify

[olive basalt]

does it affect israel or only UK?

[wheat leaf]

thats wild

[remote crypt]

Data privacy

Discord had shit data privacy

[wheat leaf]

mf's alive in 2026 and think ANY of their data is private

[quaint ingot]

Pretty sure most of the UN and Australia

[olive basalt]

whats the UN again?

[remote crypt]

Agreed. I just don't care

[wheat leaf]

im not a jit anymore, i got nothing to worry about

[quaint ingot]

basically just the European countries

[olive basalt]

guess that new rule is non of my buisness then

nyehehehehhe

[wheat leaf]

how does one of you not know what the UN is and the other thinks its only europe

[remote crypt]

Sigm@ behaviour to not give a fuck abt privacy

Ha. Beat the brain-rot filter again

[restive barn]

[remote crypt]

Rekt

[tacit sonnet]

[restive barn]

LMAO IT STILL WORKS

[wheat leaf]

united nations is basically every country, idk who isnt part of it atp

[oblique ferry]

that would happen to me bc im hot

[tacit sonnet]

YES IT DOES

[remote crypt]

W

[restive barn]

chrome334 app

[warped apex]

I hit an execution

[quaint ingot]

Forgot it’s the majority of countries now and not just Europe like it was

[remote crypt]

Fuckkkkkk

Skib has all the variations blocked

[sly moth]

https://tenor.com/view/mod-chaos-mod-discordmod-this-doesnt-even-go-here-chaos-gif-8309995341815773849

[rose tinsel]

i absolutely love their fries and fish

[sly moth]

but culvers fire

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464676975443447828/1465105549300596817/RIDE.gif

[wheat leaf]

i dont even wanna say who i think wouldnt be part of it cause im sure that'd be banworthy

[tacit sonnet]

i wonder if the bot can send images too

📂 Screenshot_2025-12-06_215031.png

[remote crypt]

Hamburger

[restive barn]

LMAO IT WORKS

[remote crypt]

I need a self bot

[wheat leaf]

thats a town in germany

[olive basalt]

idk what the souls in the abyss seek revenge about, they willingly entered a game that had a risk of death

[remote crypt]

There's also a town named Fucking in europe.

[wheat leaf]

i wanna go there so bad

[remote crypt]

I want to be in fucking with my wife

But she sleep

[wheat leaf]

chat yall tryna meet up and go on a roadtrip to fucking

[remote crypt]

Yes

[wheat leaf]

responded so fast it didnt even show you typing

[remote crypt]

Lol

🥺

[restive barn]

there's a town named llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in wales

[remote crypt]

😎

[remote crypt]

Now pronounce it

[wheat leaf]

sounds like some bullshit walish ppl would be cooking up

[restive barn]

unironically i can

[remote crypt]

Welsh people are fucking aliens dude

[olive basalt]

and hence the online safety law (not saying anything about you btw)

[restive barn]

i'm chinese😭

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-talking-walter-white-gif-27306379

[lilac garnet]

im in a very chinese time in my life

[remote crypt]

[olive basalt]

if only i watched breaking bad i knew what that meant

[rose tinsel]

let's go to fucking europe ok so where? fucking europe. ok why won't you tell me where? i told you where fucking europe lol

[remote crypt]

Lmao

[oblique ferry]

who up halfing they sword rn

[restive barn]

if y'all think llanfairpwllgwyngyll is hard pronounce rødgrød med fløde

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/china-gif-26678009

[restive barn]

nee how twin

[lilac garnet]

knee how twinn

[remote crypt]

How knee

Why knee

When knee

[oblique ferry]

your name is triggering

trigger warning everytime you speak pls

im joking

[remote crypt]

Nah who tf is Keol 🥺

[restive barn]

[oblique ferry]

its keo

[restive barn]

[remote crypt]

[restive barn]

hi triggering

[remote crypt]

Hi jeff

[remote crypt]

Nah my name is chaddicus thunderthighs

[sly moth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yeah-speed-ishowspeed-D63HGAzG15LQrjBPRE

[oblique ferry]

the noise of the dude i just one tapped with a warstaff makes

[remote crypt]

Lol

Dray is just moan man now

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-3664374138885563044

[lilac garnet]

he sounds like he is trying to hold back puke

[remote crypt]

Average star whenizen drip

[olive basalt]

do lord tier mercs exist?

[remote crypt]

Gn chat

[lilac garnet]

i think knight is highest

[tranquil agate]

would a NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2050 run halfsword?...

[lucid juniper]

We should remake this gif with the zombies now instead because they bite feet

[olive basalt]

ok

[tranquil agate]

on my laptop...

[olive basalt]

trying to find good mercs is a pain

ive been skipping like 5 days already

[lilac garnet]

cause ive been lord for a while and ive only seen knights

[raven helm]

nope, lords don't sell themselves out

[olive basalt]

mhm.

why do i only get one good merc per spawn

i need 2

[lilac garnet]

ive had the same two guys for the past couple lord tournaments idk how they keep living

[sturdy jolt]

I think he might be dead

[olive basalt]

do i still need to pay mercs if they arent assigned

[sturdy jolt]

You don't need to assign them for them to show up

I'm not sure what assigning even does

[olive basalt]

oh

[olive basalt]

guarantees maybe

[nimble hazel]

Hey guys I’m seeing I can’t equip vambraces or cuisses any idea what armor makes them unable to equip

[lilac garnet]

i just have two hired and they always get paid and they show up when they can

[sturdy jolt]

I think it's just to choose specific ones

[true zealot]

im a little strong

[sturdy jolt]

Equip the arming doublet

[nimble hazel]

I’ll see if it’s in my shop Ty

[olive basalt]

i went from day 30 to day 41 trying to find a good merc

[lilac garnet]

just luck of the draw ig 🥀

[olive basalt]

they should add restock mercs

[restive barn]

tcaldridge

[lilac garnet]

yeah for sure

[olive basalt]

knight tier mercs are either good or fucking worse than militia

like how can you be this ass as a knight

[lilac garnet]

nepo knights

[olive basalt]

lmao

[sturdy jolt]

tcaldridge best mod

[olive basalt]

like what do you mean this is a knight

this is a veteran

[restive barn]

tcal vs clueless who is more goated

vs mantic

[lilac garnet]

the role of knight was promised to them 3000 years ago and they waste their opportunity

[restive barn]

maybe silly but i'm unsure

[sturdy jolt]

Probably clueless ngl but he's not even a mod anymore so he's not part of the conversation

[olive basalt]

i always get one good merc

and the rest are buns

[restive barn]

why did clueless unmod

[sturdy jolt]

Glad to see you got a special role, you earned it

[restive barn]

ty

[olive basalt]

can you mod a good fucking merc spawn into my game

[sturdy jolt]

I'm not certain but he did talk a lot about how he didn't actually want to be a mod in the first place really and that he didn't like having to break up arguments and deal with people

[restive barn]

then why did he do the mod application🤔

i mean you can alr customise them if you tap into the save file

[olive basalt]

FINALLY I GOT A GOOD MERC SPAWNNN

[sturdy jolt]

I think someone really wanted him as a mod and he obliged

[restive barn]

oh

[restive barn]

it's how i got two mercs named frank and they're both actually the baron

[olive basalt]

if my mercs have the audacity to die after i spent 30 days searching for them im quitting

[sturdy jolt]

The baron is a little underwhelming when hitting them in the head once means you just instantly win

[restive barn]

if they die take their loot

[olive basalt]

i dont need it

[restive barn]

sell their loot then

[olive basalt]

im too big to take it

also being escanor in this game isnt all that good since i got the stamina of a coughing baby

[sly moth]

is grip strength multiplier working for anyone

[lilac garnet]

coughing baby vs the baron

[restive barn]

stop cheating

https://klipy.com/gifs/bartlock-bart-simpson

[olive basalt]

nuh uh

im not cheating im just having fun with my game

well

cheating

but

this is my game

that i bought

[warm void]

True...

[olive basalt]

i can do whatever the fuck i want with it

so what if i fought the baron as a 5 ton of pure muscle giant

im getting bored of being a giant anyways

im starting a new willie

[potent crag]

holy shit im just now realizing how fun the new one handed sword changes are, you can properly molinet now

[lilac garnet]

microwillie

[celest smelt]

getting nearly beat to death on the ground in armored combat is legitimately the best way to gain muscle, I now have a mass of 95kg

[restive barn]

tcal or silly mod who is more GOATED

[olive basalt]

you burn so much stamina as a giant i went from 157kg to 257kg

i mean 287kg

[simple vigil]

start a run with the lowest stature

experience being 5'9

[olive basalt]

choose everything about him (aside from backround and stature)

unless the stature is tall or average

[celest smelt]

im surprised we arent allowed to play as the classic willies

not even a mod or anything (that i could find)

[little verge]

Do you have a link by chance?

[restive barn]

uh oh

[velvet wren]

Man, can we please have a torture mode in this game? Like having to go into a cellar and torture someone untill they give information or something? Its a sick ass game, but we need more personal hardcore evil shit

[lilac garnet]

[restive barn]

maybe soon but rn this is willie

no tf he's not✌️

[real void]

[sturdy jolt]

The beak is too strong

[nimble hazel]

Rip my merc fought well

[restive barn]

the old willie texture is still in the game files but there isn't a matching head model for him

[velvet wren]

no, i dont believe it

[rose tinsel]

my current build

[olive basalt]

escanor doesnt have white hair?

[restive barn]

bcz the way the models work is now completely different from the demo i think

[lilac garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/linnea-linnea-approaching-you-gif-18513431

[olive basalt]

who decided that

[restive barn]

idk havent looked much into it

[nimble hazel]

Nice colorways you got going there

[calm apex]

wasgoooddd

[olive basalt]

can yall help me make this character

[sturdy jolt]

Once you modders get it all figured out and there's actual documentation, things are gonna get wild

[olive basalt]

aside from backround or stature

unless stature is average

or tall

[restive barn]

bongoblob alr has some documentation

i personally havent written much

[lilac garnet]

bald, last face, green eyes

[sand herald]

w modlord

[restive barn]

maybe i'll make a map creator that allows you to create and save maps in game

[restive barn]

hi jhs

[sturdy jolt]

I hope someone makes some kind of mod manager so we don't have to fiddle with ue4ss and pak files

[velvet wren]

How can u guys send screenshots on this discord server?

[restive barn]

you need to level up

[velvet wren]

i see

[olive basalt]

or maybe you want him to be goofier

[lilac garnet]

i always pick bald so my shit dont gotta deal with hair

[olive basalt]

hmmm

can we make him

hotter tho

like really hot

[olive basalt]

hotter than this

[lilac garnet]

light him on fire

[olive basalt]

you goofball

[restive barn]

you can add custom voicelines and music into the game btw

[lilac garnet]

we need like fire in the game

[lilac garnet]

looks like snape

[olive basalt]

lmao

one second let me cook smth up

[rose tinsel]

the only thing not stolen is the potlids and the helmetstrap and doublet chains lol

[nimble hazel]

Gotta do what you gotta do😅 or you’ll end up in the abyss where I’m at

my tank of a character fell on his face and got killed

[lilac garnet]

low taper fade snape

[olive basalt]

lol

[lilac garnet]

id say he’s good

[olive basalt]

introducing

the 50 year older willie

[lilac garnet]

midlife crisis willie

[olive basalt]

i think i busted

[restive barn]

half sword half hairline

[olive basalt]

this is so hot

[rose tinsel]

my character is duel wielding pot lids lol

[olive basalt]

so did i cook or uncook?

[lilac garnet]

promoted to chef, keep on cooking

[nimble hazel]

That is A build of all time

[olive basalt]

ok ok.

hows this?

[lilac garnet]

he’s got a bottle of jack hidden in his pants

[rose tinsel]

surprisingly good weapons just bounce off em then i just bash my opponet in the face lol

[lilac garnet]

and a pack of marlboro 100s

[olive basalt]

should i make him a weak looking monster

[nimble hazel]

Yeah anything blunt is great

[olive basalt]

or a strong looking bitch

[lilac garnet]

give em old man strength

[restive barn]

make him weak

[restive barn]

n short

[olive basalt]

how do you even

does he have a

[lilac garnet]

willie cheeked up hard

[velvet wren]

Has anyone created a cheat for the full game?

[sly moth]

he doesnt have meat

[olive basalt]

ok

[rose tinsel]

anyone ever try just going all armor and being big a bulky tank and just being a living battering ram lol

[lilac garnet]

got the body of a titan

[olive basalt]

i think i finally did it

[rose tinsel]

what make the uglist human ever?

[olive basalt]

he is beautiful on the inside

[rose tinsel]

he looks like peewee herman died and dr frankenstien brought him back to life lol

[olive basalt]

guess i did it then?

[lilac garnet]

peak made regardless

[olive basalt]

but maybe i add more hair

man i dont know

[rose tinsel]

the hair system in the game is kinda scuffed right now tbh

[olive basalt]

imagine chilling and seeing this abomination coming to destroy you

wait

i know what to do

[rose tinsel]

i want the sick ass 14th century facial hair styles too

[olive basalt]

I

HAVE A PLAN

i have such a good plan

trust me

[rose tinsel]

stuff like this

[olive basalt]

this was the plan

[rain maple]

half sword

[olive basalt]

introducing daddy willie

50 ton of pure muscle

[rain maple]

Bro

[rose tinsel]

chainmail coifs would be a cool thing to put in the game

[olive basalt]

beautiful on the inside

[rain maple]

audioslave is peak

[wheat leaf]

is this from a halloween costume or smth

[rose tinsel]

shouldnt use that image its pretty bad lol

[wheat leaf]

dw its funny

[rain maple]

half sword

audioslave

[rose tinsel]

i always thought chainmail like this looks goofy as hell lol

[wheat leaf]

real, better to look goofie than to get cut in two though

[rose tinsel]

but i will say it looks pretty damn cool once you add armor parts

[rain maple]

I like a decent amount of their songs

I take a little from each

[wheat leaf]

yall fw Candlebox?

[olive basalt]

sadly im starting to lose interest in this game

is getting repetetive

[rain maple]

I dont think theres a person who doesnt like black hole sun

[rain maple]

dont think ive heard a ton

[gilded breach]

Understandable

[rose tinsel]

yeah theres plenty of mideval games around though

[olive basalt]

sure.

[gilded breach]

Time to mive to exanima until the next update

[rose tinsel]

i don't really like it but i like the band

[wheat leaf]

try 'You' or 'Far behind' if your interested, similar style or era to the bands and singers you guys mentioned

[olive basalt]

huh

[halcyon grail]

15th century thug

[wheat leaf]

my advice would be either just take a break, or start messing with goofie weapon loadouts. like staff and dagger or something

[olive basalt]

ok

[rain maple]

ill give it a shot

so many people like it for a reason

[wheat leaf]

trying to push through that feeling of repetitiveness can just cause burnout alltogether, but mixing it up always helps

[rain maple]

also Alice in Chains is goated

[wheat leaf]

Alice in chains S tier all day

[rain maple]

Im liking candlebox, reminds me of a version of nine inch nails

[weary lily]

I don’t know if I’m tripping out but it feels considerably harder to play defense in this game for Counter attack kills than it did in the demo.

[wheat leaf]

wrist stability is at a low rn

[olive basalt]

"urm, my favorite song is animals by maroon 5-" gets oblitirated into a thousand pieces

[potent crag]

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THE LIVING SHIT BEAT OUT OF ME BY PEOPLE WITH BILLHOOKS

[rain maple]

maroon 5 is top 3 bands

[potent crag]

omg im trying to solo the knight tournament and everytime i run into a dude with a billhook he literally locks on like the fucking terminator and pummels me into oblivion

not to mention you can even block it with your weapon and it still fucking wrecks your hands

[warm karma]

yo how do i take the barons armor

[dapper tulip]

beat him

[warm karma]

only thing i took was the barons beak n sword

[dapper tulip]

multiple times

[warm karma]

i did

oh

[dapper tulip]

you get piece everytime you win

[warm karma]

do u have to take it from him or it just appear in ur inv

[dapper tulip]

appears

[warm karma]

oh ok thx

[dapper tulip]

you just hold G and it will be sent

[potent crag]

bro is kylo ren WTF

[restive barn]

g

[dapper tulip]

e

[supple ember]

n

[nimble hazel]

What’s the most expensive merc yall have seen?

[supple ember]

751 a day

[dapper tulip]

you tried building an army ?

[nimble hazel]

Holy moly

[supple ember]

No that was the price I payed Dietrich

[warm karma]

why cant i wear the spaulders

[dapper tulip]

hell nah man, there is no merc that can get paid 753 on his own

[supple ember]

Arming doublet

[dapper tulip]

you need to get arming doublet and remove chain

[warm karma]

ohhhhhhhhhh

[supple ember]

True, I said 751. I payed him extra

[potent crag]

can you explain to me how a peasant just somehow managed to completely cripple both of my hands in one strike through harness and gauntlets with a construction hammer

[mystic cloud]

I wonder what hotfix 6 will do

[potent crag]

this game sometimes wtf

[true zealot]

add guns

[true zealot]

because blunt force

[mystic cloud]

#modders-guild-hall

[true zealot]

Blunt force trauma fucks you even if you have gauntlets

[potent crag]

i was holding a polearm and this dude managed to take out BOTH of my hands with a construction hammer with one hit

[dapper tulip]

trying to bankrupt yourself for the sake of an unworthy peasant🥀

[mystic cloud]

rekt

[true zealot]

yeah he's just built diff

now kick him in the nuts and heal

[mystic cloud]

hammers & flails can take you on in full baron

[supple ember]

You talking trash about Dietrich? He is twice the man you will ever be

[dapper tulip]

yeah right...

good one...

[supple ember]

A true one

Flibbertigibbet

[dapper tulip]

black magic spell ?

[supple ember]

You shall soon see

[dapper tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-elmo-elmo-fire-fire-chaos-chaos-fire-gif-26561992

[supple ember]

Du bist ein BAFOON!!! BAFFOOON I SAY

[dapper tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-you-shall-not-pass-not-pass-gandal-the-grey-gandalf-gif-7706023

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-des-caraïbes2-pirates-of-the-caribbean2-pirates-menace-threat-gif-19754159

[dapper tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/multiverso-multiverso-akela-multiverso-scout-gif-8208802467565299466

[supple ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1385027941502550226/getreal.gif

[dapper tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-drive-gif-16394762365768463695

[supple ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464676975443447828/1465105549300596817/RIDE.gif

[supple ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1279552547303985202/Willie_business_card.gif

[supple ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1464350355688259769/ParryThis.gif

[supple ember]

It seems like this could go on all night. Truce?

[dapper tulip]

agreed

[supple ember]

🤝

[dapper tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/ponke-ponkesol-solana-monke-monkey-gif-2363840270390821640

btw did the weight not saving problem fixed ?

[gilded breach]

Yes

[dapper tulip]

so now we can increase the weight and wont reset from one round

[gilded breach]

Yup u can hulk freely with no scripts

[dapper tulip]

Nice!, btw what this fix part of the update in 8 feb ?

[wheat leaf]

the noise he started making 😭

[finite bough]

it sounded like ahdshaagfhayugeGHAGGGGGH

[finite bough]

@wheat leafhe became zombie in an instant.

[dapper tulip]

hello half guy

hola gon

https://tenor.com/view/hi-dog-gif-9693408977083628631

[potent crag]

anyone else feel like the buckler especially when unarmored has the blunt damage amped up a little to high

im trying to do unarmored sword shit and when the enemy has a buckler im literally softly bumping into it and getting KO'd instantly

[shell lodge]

even being lightly tapped by a blade literally dismembers you

[potent crag]

not the sword im using, i made a messer and iswtg this thing is just bouncing off of people

[shell lodge]

I think you forgot to maintain its sharpness

(not in the game im just joking)\

[wheat leaf]

all blunt damage is over the top rn

[dapper tulip]

Exploring the forest in the Medieval Time! Come see what i Found in abandoned Caravan!

[dapper tulip]

what mod

[restive barn]

go on nexus

[dapper tulip]

name of the mod...not where

[finite bough]

why can't he give up?

[opal ore]

god is

[near knoll]

what the purpose of holding left alt?

My willy jutst hold sword to his top right

[potent crag]

okay being able to actually molinet now is cool as shit, first person dueling fencing is actually fun

[potent crag]

actually really funny you ask, look at the video i sent

you can do that with alt

[near knoll]

stabbing?

I cant see any imputs so it answers nothing

[potent crag]

its not really good for stabbing with swords anymore, with swords use double click

[finite bough]

with this angle it looks like his helmet has been seen better days.. and yes same as his arm.

[potent crag]

it allows you to kinda "flick" the sword

see how i did a molinet with it

[potent crag]

it allows the sword to kinda spin around your wrist and get higher/alternate attack angles

so you can really play with it

figure out how to get whips around people's guard

[onyx moon]

WHY IS THAT A FEATURE

OH MY LAWD

[near knoll]

cool...how do i enter actual stab mode though 😭

[onyx moon]

GET ME OUT

[potent crag]

alt as stab mode for swords sucks now

dont use it

if you want to stab just double click

[near knoll]

it sucks

[potent crag]

x2 left click stabs

[near knoll]

i know

[potent crag]

actually i get a LOT more use with it than i ever did with alt stab mode back in demo

they actually made alt useful to do circular attack techniques

[near knoll]

congratulations ,how do i stab without loube click 😭

[potent crag]

double click stab works fine, i get kills with it often

bruh im telling you you cant

[tall dagger]

loube click

[potent crag]

not with the sword

i said that like five times lol

you can SORT of stab with alt still

but its really bad

so use double click

like ive said

for the fifth time

[tall dagger]

that would be your 6th time no?

[potent crag]

probablyt

[near knoll]

youre really arrogant,im glad ill never meet you again

[potent crag]

my brother in christ you were the one who said "congratulations" after i just told you it straight LMAO

[tall dagger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/spongebob-season-3-spongebob-squarepants-l1AsHuNKdRPYbdnLW

[potent crag]

incredibler

[wheat leaf]

alt mode stabs are goated

[onyx moon]

dude was tryna halfsword me so i kicked the sword out of his grip

[potent crag]

"how do i use stab"
"alt sucks so use double click"
"yeah alt sucks so how do i do stab mode"
"yeah i said use double click because alt is for circular techniques now"
"congratulations, how do i stab without using double click"

brother was tweaking fr

[tall dagger]

HEY! CALM DOWN! ITS OVER... its over

[potent crag]

nah im just saying it was kinda funny lmao

[tall dagger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PudgyMemez-pudgypenguins-pengu-penguins-uakdGGShmMS0KYfTgp

shhh

shhh

its over

[potent crag]

https://tenor.com/view/joey-swoll-bath-playing-dinosaur-buff-gif-974433150749411319

[fallen glacier]

me too this has, this has ruined my day. I'm shaking and crying rn

[potent crag]

maybe he'll find another server one day that tells him how to use stab mode without double click

[tall dagger]

if he left his messages would have all disappeared no?

[potent crag]

his quest is far from over

[finite bough]

bro is getting f-ed by a trap..

[fallen glacier]

na

[onyx moon]

into the barrel

[shell lodge]

Let me see if this Net Hub computer runs Half Sword

[potent crag]

i almost feel bad jesus christ 😭

[tall dagger]

you dont even have to pull the levers sometimes

[dense phoenix]

Hi guys, is it okay to use cheat engine to give me money or does that violate anything? I thought it would be okay since its just single player game

Wanna roleplay a rich lord guy

[tall dagger]

its a single player game. do what you want

[dense phoenix]

oh okay

[tall dagger]

you dont even need cheat engine. you can edit that in your save file

[dense phoenix]

ohhh really cool

[smoky field]

this game is bs at the low ranks you die so easily 💔

[dense phoenix]

lol

[tall dagger]

die less

[potent crag]

low ranks are ez no billhook NPC

once billhook guy shows up

be afraid

[smoky field]

i feel like these npcs with the axes are 10x harder than baron bro

i kicked one of them and my whole leg fell off

[tall dagger]

my only threats are guys with axes and halberds.... they nerfed tf out of spears so you dont need to worry about those anymore

[zealous summit]

guys why do i have red spots on my equip menu where it doesnt let me equip certain things like shoulder pads for example

[ionic spindle]

sometimes i dont even have to try to hit

[tall dagger]

can you screenshot your loadout rq?

[potent crag]

just get wooden flail and stay out of reach of them lol

[smoky field]

arming doublet

[potent crag]

genuinely

wooden flail carries through all low ranks

[zealous summit]

??

[smoky field]

ive been doing that and yet they somehow manage to cut my hand off

[smoky field]

u need an arming doublet

[potent crag]

arming doublet unlocks ur armor slots

[tall dagger]

real

[zealous summit]

it wont let me send a ss here

[north gazelle]

stretching my neck for a bit

[tall dagger]

do it in photography

[zealous summit]

no like.. nvm..

[tall dagger]

#photography📷

[tall dagger]

i know. you can send in photography channel.

[smoky field]

like WHY does this happen

[smoky field]

(my flail got flung out the map)

[tall dagger]

you let him touch you...

touching axe users is like touching this fool

https://giphy.com/gifs/jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-mahito-uN0SyFsLsXQ9MbS05S

[smoky field]

look where his axe his and look where my arm is, either his arm has super sharp hair and cut my hand off or he js has magic power

[tall dagger]

turn gore down

[smoky field]

something a pussy would do

i survived that btw

[tall dagger]

then dont complain? 😭

[fallen glacier]

hmmmm

[potent crag]

YOU WON as your entire arm up to the shoulder is currently laying on the upper bailey

[smoky field]

and my arm also regenerated the next round lmao

but it was very flimsy

[potent crag]

They sewed it back on lmao

[tall dagger]

how i found out they added nuts

[verbal hinge]

i have a high end pc and performance only got worse? or is that just me

[potent crag]

Wdym got worse

[rapid pond]

Dx11 ?

[lunar compass]

idk how my main rig be more laggy than my lapptop but it is

[shell lodge]

its been 20 minutes

[dense phoenix]

where can i find my save file?

[shell lodge]

9 MBPS 😭

[fallen glacier]

%localappdata%\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames

[verbal hinge]

i tried both but that doesnt seem to make any difference 😮 i'm definitely having worse frames and the fidelity of... everything? got worse

[verbal hinge]

well an rtx 5090, i9-14900k, 64gb ddr5

[tall dagger]

is your performance bad? or just worsened? i get a max of 120 frames on certain maps running DX12 medium with a 3080 TI and i9 12900k

[rapid pond]

Did you try running dlss, dx12, frame gen and these kinda settings off ?

And put post processing to medium, runs better

[smoky field]

god bless the flail

[verbal hinge]

Lol i think it was the DLSS hold on

[smoky field]

half glock

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1470333231092994228/rapidsave.com_how_it_genuinely_feels_to_play_slums_riot-7h31v34oxeig1-ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[upper wyvern]

fr lol

[tall dagger]

how did a HOE take off my arm???

[verbal hinge]

tyvm, that actually fixed it 4k runs fine on epic again, i feel like a goof clicking all these settings and not figuring this out

[slow lintel]

Turning dlss off helped your frames? I have dlss on ultra perfomance, on a 3070.

[rapid pond]

Do you mean corpses ?

[verbal hinge]

GREATLY

[limber kiln]

DLSS don't even work on my device, but it's still a toggleable button :)
-# the Intel Arc experience

[rapid pond]

Set mine on ultra quality plus x2 frame gen, im surprised i dont have any imput lag

[lunar compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

peasants be hitting the hardest slash of their fucking life

or dying by tripping

[lunar compass]

also your pfp is cool af

[hot mango]

When do you get the gold trim for weapons? Im assuming after the baron?

[tall dagger]

at knight tier

[echo terrace]

are there horses in the game

[hot mango]

bluds a giant 💀

[echo terrace]

is this the demo

[tall dagger]

no

[golden citrus]

how do i fight the final guy? im at the very end of lord and no tourney is popping up or anything to fight the dude

[tall dagger]

wait til morming

[shell lodge]

yeah the dead horse in the forest mapo

[golden citrus]

thx lol

[rapid pond]

Finish the rank and wait till morning

I recommend buying mercenaries with long reach

[echo terrace]

i meant like usable horses

[shell lodge]

no

[golden citrus]

i aint no wench, im noble.

[tall dagger]

yeah the dead horse is usable. you can use him to climb into the wagon

[rapid pond]

Planned

At least mentionned to be

[lunar compass]

lowk i use this worse as a weapon

modifying strenght makes it extremely funny

i be grabbing shit and throwing it like the hulk

[verbal hinge]

For a Lord buhurt you just know i'm hiring Reinhardt (wide pants, naked chest, one handed axe and fabulous hair) and Derek (wide pants, naked chest, short sickle and fabulous hair)

[lunar compass]

truth nuke

[tall dagger]

holy shit 😭

[lunar compass]

unironically ive once had a peasant merc carry me all the way from beggar to knight

[lunar compass]

HOLY SHIT

[lunar compass]

try crouching and grabbing them

[echo terrace]

what's the greatest most cinematic and epic fight yall have had ingame

[lunar compass]

shits funny as fuck

[lunar compass]

sword fight as a militia

[steady forge]

https://tenor.com/view/blastphamoushd-jump-scare-jump-gif-26372795

[lunar compass]

vs another militia with a sword

i won my throwing my pocket axe at him after he cut off my hand

[echo terrace]

not to be that guy but the high FOV makes it look more epic than it is

[verbal hinge]

omfg yes, Heinrich the seven pfenning powerhouse

[lunar compass]

having something to throw is so fucking fun

"oh shit that's my arm" POCKET AXE

[tall dagger]

wym

[lunar compass]

landed straight in the head

now i cant throw for shit

[lunar compass]

heinrich slashed a knights head off with his axe

[quartz nimbus]

nope, blued spaulders exist. I have them

[slow lintel]

Thank you, I will try it when I get home!

[umbral sparrow]

i swear to god

the demo

is more buggy

fuck off

[tight horizon]

Anyone down for multiplayer

[lunar compass]

i love blued armor

[lunar compass]

using parsec im guessing ?

[tight horizon]

What

[lunar compass]

how you gon play multiplayer if there aint multiplayer

[umbral sparrow]

nah

hell

na

[lunar compass]

how it feels pulling up with the baron's armor in a beggar fight

[rapid pond]

Theres local

[umbral sparrow]

am i crazy or they just bugged the demo version

[rapid pond]

Parsec

[lunar compass]

yeah that's what i said

[rapid pond]

Nope, lowererth them settings

[tall dagger]

they havent touched the demo...

[umbral sparrow]

i said bugged like not fps problems

[tight horizon]

Is there one that lets me play with keyboard and mouse?

[versed marsh]

Any mouse settings or inputs that can help me swing more precisely

[exotic parcel]

"why are you running, why are you running???"

[rapid pond]

Whermst

[tight horizon]

Cause i'm like really tired of the demo but i suck ass at controller

[rapid pond]

Not priority

[quartz nimbus]

how it feels having the most blued armor on the server

[rapid pond]

Dafuk ?

[worthy abyss]

are riots still super low optimized for anyone else?

[rapid pond]

No idea

[robust thicket]

Is it me or did the wrist get even more broken in one of these updates?

[lunar compass]

sometime i feel bad for peasants

[robust thicket]

Everytime I feel bad they try to do sum crazy

[quartz nimbus]

[slow lintel]

Guys, I am at commoner. If I die I get back to peasant, then if I die again, I'm back to beggar?

[lunar compass]

lowk i kinda want them to remove the autoparry

with the sword

[robust thicket]

It is

[wicked furnace]

guys what are the ranks

[lunar compass]

it messes you up more than anything else

[slow lintel]

I want them to make it optional!

[lunar compass]

i dont kill my own subjects

i use two pavise and i knock em down

granted they prolly all die of dysentery or infections later but still

[lunar compass]

same

[tight horizon]

How do you have 16k

[lunar compass]

it's a nice idea but it messes me up more

[lunar compass]

farming money is surprisingly easy

[quartz nimbus]

the middle ages were not disease centers

[lunar compass]

3 riots at lord rank and you already made a solid 300-400

[lunar compass]

shiiit it depends where and when

[quartz nimbus]

it wasnt until very very large metroplexes and cities were formed that a large amount of disease was prevalent

[slow lintel]

Beggar, peasant, commoner, militia, soldier, veteran, man-at-arms, knight.

[rapid pond]

Game seer ?

[lunar compass]

in alsace our cities got fucked over quite a few times by diseases (didnt really help we kept getting ran through by pretty much every army at least once in a century)

[wicked furnace]

tysm

[tight horizon]

There's a riot game mode?

[gilded breach]

Is the seer a man or woman?

[quartz nimbus]

the english dismantling rome only to never use any of their technological advancements and shit in their drinking water:

[lunar compass]

yeah after soldier rank

[tight horizon]

How hard is it to rank up in ea

[lunar compass]

its basically you vs a bunch of peasaants

[lunar compass]

easy

if you know how to fight you can just hire mercs and tourneys become a walk in the park

[rapid pond]

Early tourneys are a bit harder imo

[lunar compass]

and theyre so fucking satisfying at high ranks

[tight horizon]

wtf is a tourney

[lunar compass]

early game is harder in general

messing up is unforgiving

[rapid pond]

Way to level up a rank

[slow lintel]

I died a bunch in beggar and commoner tourney, solo!

[shy fossil]

so um, just lost my character to some fuckass physics glitch that is the WORST I have EVER seen

[rapid pond]

You participate in a turney

[quartz nimbus]

early game is super easy because you get the god tier warstaff

[lunar compass]

basically everytime you do a mission you gain rank exp and after a while you gotta do a tourney to move a rank up (you then unlock the rank permanently)

[lunar compass]

thats militia rank tho

[quartz nimbus]

pitchfork -> warstaff GG

[tight horizon]

That's awesome

[lunar compass]

the beggar to militia grind is so fucking annoying at first

[slow lintel]

What do you guys think of the current Abyss?

[lunar compass]

then you start enjoying it

[lunar compass]

pretty fun but the zombie spawns need to be more consistent

and i understand theyre zombies but can we stop making them immune to blunt damage fully

[tight horizon]

This is all making me wanna buy ea like rn

[quartz nimbus]

current abyss is meh because it doesnt spawn blued armor

where is my curiass, where are my greaves?

[lunar compass]

abyss is a walk in the park with a sword and physical torture with a blunt weapon

[lunar compass]

honestly go for it

i tried to but i sucked at it

[quartz nimbus]

did you expect to be good immediately

[lunar compass]

i just really like having a comfy pair of headphones that also gives me good sound

[quartz nimbus]

it takes practice and time to get good at anything

[lunar compass]

i took estrogen for it i hoped so /j

oh yeah i know i just decided playing bass was better for me

[pliant crest]

peasant abuse

[lunar compass]

yeah i just decided to invest that time in playing bass

[quartz nimbus]

[lunar compass]

isnt that for the thumb ?

[slow lintel]

I just feel that fighting humans was more fun in Abyss! If they calibrate how often they bite or smth, I think it can be fun!

[simple vigil]

whole lotta money

[lunar compass]

can you still move the index and the bird flipping foinger

[lunar compass]

definitely bites need a rework

you should go check out a doctor specialised in hands if it's bothering you lots

[slow lintel]

But, so far, I like the early access, reading some comments before getting it, I was hesitant.

[rapid pond]

Barely enought to buy a golden poleaxe

[lunar compass]

honestly i just said "man fuck it" and i dont regret it

is there a lot of bugs ? YES

is the game fun as fuck ? also yes

[simple vigil]

that reminds me

[lunar compass]

oooh a yamaha but hold on ui got a shitty memory let me check

[slow lintel]

I hope they add a survival mode, similar to Abyss, but you can do duels only, if you want! Kinda like a Gladiator mode, one life how many you can take!

[simple vigil]

i gotta craft weapons

[lunar compass]

yeah i forgot the name mb

[quartz nimbus]

does this count as peasant abuse?

[lunar compass]

gimme a sec

[cloud marsh]

it sorta seems like in abyss if i click rapidly when knocked out i wake up faster is that right?

[finite bough]

this does.

[gilded breach]

Abuse? I believe you mean peasant behaviour correction

[tight horizon]

What the hell

[verbal hinge]

86 souls seek revenge

[tight horizon]

Why are you so weak and skinny

[lunar compass]

max strenght is so fucking fun

[finite bough]

exactly

[lunar compass]

you can just grab them and slam them into a wall

[quartz nimbus]

damn why is my willie caked up??

[lunar compass]

they dont tell you this but peasants are free you can just grab them and bring them home

[finite bough]

what? i think you have 50% less brain cells then willie in EA,

[finite bough]

like this

[restive barn]

i swear i saw something about estrogen when i was scrolling up to see what pinged me

[lunar compass]

they dont want you to know you can unsurrender our mecs

[lunar compass]

that's me

[lunar compass]

i said i took estrogen to get better at music producing as a joke

[tight horizon]

DOWNLOADING AS SOON AS I HAVE EA

[restive barn]

lol

[finite bough]

XD bro would be scared for life.

[lunar compass]

id be shitting bricks seeing this

[restive barn]

speaking of music what do we think of my music

[finite bough]

i travelled whole map with that guy

[slow lintel]

A buddy of mine convinced me, I thought I should wait, but I was wrong! 😛 Game is fun, hopefully it will get to where it deserves!

[tight horizon]

Did they make willies in ea dumber?

[slow lintel]

I think so?

[lunar compass]

so far seems pretty good

[restive barn]

i dont think so

[lunar compass]

i fast skipped forward to 1 minute that shit could be a pretty good fight theme

just lacks a bit of rush

idk i'd like

[restive barn]

it's in a film score style

[lunar compass]

put it as a "we bout to get into a fight" them

[lunar compass]

games so fun tbh

[restive barn]

none im pretty sure

pretty sure it just came in baked with the library

i used kontakt 8 for the instrument sounds

maybe

[quartz nimbus]

wish the frying pan made an obnoxious clang sound

[restive barn]

fl\

[lunar compass]

i wish it was a weapon

[gusty pulsar]

we need a metal pipe

[restive barn]

if i could change i'd change it to something more suited for film score peoples

like cubase or pro tools

[tall dagger]

jesus...

[lunar compass]

what we need first is a consistent grabbing

like i love grabbing people, tackling them or choking them

but the grab is so inconsistent rn

you just let go over nothign half the time

butter fingers

i pull out my trusty rondel

[restive barn]

this is why you need sidearms

also i LOVE the pre great-vowel-shift dialect used in the half sword intro

[restive barn]

a bit of inaccuracies but very cool nontheless

[steady forge]

???
https://open.spotify.com/track/6ls9cBXpmfyN1ySkIm2rUj?si=281bd1f41e9148f3

[restive barn]

wdym "???"

[steady forge]

They got such a similar package

[pliant crest]

think bro got hit hard enough?

[restive barn]

wdym package

[steady forge]

I was trying to find the exact strings cause they were balling

[pliant crest]

I think I heard him make a noise

[restive barn]

native instruments' Kontakt 8

[lunar compass]

i use two pavise and a rondel most of the time

[pliant crest]

bonk bonk bonk

[restive barn]

the specific library isn't free, of course

it's cremona quartet solo

[lunar compass]

how it feels fighting with two pavise

[restive barn]

in total it costs like 432872083942034802302349020234 bajillion dollars

that i had to PAY FOR

[steady forge]

Nah like one for FL, given thats where I make it and usually finding an artist with similar sounds is the best bet

[restive barn]

nah it's a classical composition for string quartet only

[limber imp]

@restive barn new role yay

I remember your old loadouts when demo released

[finite bough]

hulk smash!

[runic vortex]

why can't i put on shoulder armor even if i'm wearing an armor doublet?

[merry ridge]

Did you know that willie with max possible strength has more blood than a house fly

[finite bough]

using pan to smash willies as a hulk...

[runic vortex]

the blademail?

[finite bough]

can this be effective towards hulk?

[restive barn]

yes

[finite bough]

its called chainmail ig

[finite bough]

what about iron man?

[restive barn]

there's also this thing thats kinda terrible to hold

[restive barn]

yes it can DESTROY armor

[finite bough]

i am expecting to fly with this

[restive barn]

forgot to shrink it

[finite bough]

nice

[runic vortex]

i can't send images here but i am wearing chainmail

[quartz nimbus]

fellas I am happy to announce that I have found a new tabard color

turqoise tabard

[restive barn]

hmm maybe this is the correct frip

[finite bough]

this weapon is so OP

height 6
and weight 5.5

if i increase it becames unstable

starts jumping like crazy and fells over instantly even with body tones set to 10x

[verbal hinge]

i could take him i think

[quartz nimbus]

bright red tabard!!! did they add new tabard colors?

[autumn thunder]

yo how do i get that

i was asleep when you replied to me with that

[fringe socket]

When you defeat the enemy, grab his body and then hold the button you grabbed him with to take off his clothes

[autumn thunder]

mf

[fringe socket]

You can loot all the things from all the enemies except baron

[autumn thunder]

thats not what i asked

i was asking about the model itself

[fringe socket]

i grab with q, hold q to take off clothes, and holda agan to wear it

[quartz nimbus]

actually more of an orange here

[fringe socket]

Sorry, i didnt click your attachemt that u reply to, i was thinking ur asking about the red tabard 😄

[autumn thunder]

its aight

[hasty pendant]

why is his helmet a golf ball?

[wicked furnace]

what si this book???

[tall dagger]

nop/ that ones just kinda rare

[hard flare]

guys what’s the max muscle/weight

[tall dagger]

93 (i think)

[hard flare]

i’m 96 kg now

[tall dagger]

o

96 then

[hard flare]

😳

[quartz nimbus]

I found turqoise and now this orange-ish red ish tabard

[hard flare]

i’m farming the baron for all his armor

how do i get media permission

[tall dagger]

i rarely ever see bright red, black black, and white

[quartz nimbus]

I had black, and white tabards

[tall dagger]

start yappin twin

[hard flare]

Okkk

[quartz nimbus]

I was wearing the black tabard since I have almost full blued armor other than the curiass and greaves

blued

[tall dagger]

you wont find the cuirass and greaves 💔

there is no full set

[quartz nimbus]

dev told me it was possible, and im pretty sure im one of the only people with blued spaulders

matte black pieces are not what im looking for

[hard flare]

numnumnum