halfsword-chat-⚔

[violet kindle]

people just need to work on optimising their game

[unreal oasis]

That game came out like 20 years ago

[quaint ingot]

and I’m running it on a fucking laptop

[frail veldt]

results may vary with conspitation some of us are real familiar with the mandatory anxiety shit before a date

[thick peak]

anxiety shit ehhh

i havent dealt with anxiety shit for like years

[violet kindle]

im also on a laptop

[thick peak]

but constipation bro

shit drives me crazy, not being able to poop drives me mad asf

[quaint ingot]

what type?

[frail veldt]

i don't believe i've ever been conspitated my whole life but met people who have it as a chronic issue with anxiety it's crazy how bodies can vary

[violet kindle]

i found a method where youre half standing half sitting and it reduces the pain

[thick peak]

its too individual bro

if i ever find a way to constantly poop, im gonna shine so fucking ✨️

[violet kindle]

stomach pain from constipation is the same though

[frail veldt]

despite never experiencing conspitation im completely physically incapable of burping

[violet kindle]

noob

i can do that on command

[wanton remnant]

turns out it does actually have unique stats, this is probably your best bet without it being too unweildy. using gold btw, copper is your cost effective closest option

[gilded breach]

with time ive learned to burp inwards

[violet kindle]

been burping on command since i was like 8 or something

[violet kindle]

wdym

[olive basalt]

ty :D

[frail veldt]

it seems like most people can, i only ever burp by complete accident, have to avoid drinking too much beer bc of it bc i feel im gonna fucking explode

[gilded breach]

its like burping on command but more forceful
same sound but inwards

[olive basalt]

but the baron mace is metal right?

[gilded breach]

gotta be careful tho

[olive basalt]

so which should i do

[violet kindle]

how do you do this

[gilded breach]

sheiiit man yknow its hard to explain shit like that

[violet kindle]

explain the technique

[wanton remnant]

yes and the decoration on casted maces doesnt do anything visually, justt mass wise

[olive basalt]

so metal?

wait baron is gold or metal

i mean steel

[gilded breach]

i guess its like the normal method of winding up for a burp

cept u go a bit lower and let more pressure build up

[violet kindle]

uh huh

[wanton remnant]

barons mace is steel, but make it gold, it will still look steel but have the baron maces weight

[frail veldt]

for those of us that have no such method this tells us nothing king

[olive basalt]

ok ty

[supple ember]

What makes you guys hate militus so much? Genuinely wondering because what he said does not deserve this much hate

[gilded breach]

ppl who can burp on command know what im talkin about tho

[olive basalt]

how precise was i?

[gilded breach]

its like throat singing and growling

[olive basalt]

i can

[gilded breach]

learning 1 makes the other a lil easier

[olive basalt]

but i need to burp inwards first

and then

[unreal oasis]

Who?

[wanton remnant]

ya wait bring it in a lil

shorter

[gilded breach]

so its like that but with more pressure and lower
ull get the burp sound but its inwards

[olive basalt]

yeah i can burp on command

[frail veldt]

i just wanna know how tf to replicate baron's beak balance on a regular weapon, it swings so beautifully for something so comically large

[wanton remnant]

shorter, more 2/3 mark

[olive basalt]

on grip?

[wanton remnant]

yee

[olive basalt]

uhh

hmm

[latent moon]

Does anyone else have sword "weight classes"?

[quaint ingot]

yeah

[olive basalt]

hows this

[quaint ingot]

everything has it’s weight shown

[frail veldt]

i have stabby swords, slicey swords and choppy swords and a whole lot of failed prototypes inbetween

[wanton remnant]

yee test it out make sure it swings well

[unreal oasis]

After figuring out who he is, I can say they are mad cause he is right lmao

[olive basalt]

k

[latent moon]

I know
thats the point
do you seperate your swords by weight for the purpose you use them for?
Like i have a light sword for just general cutting and a 5kg sword for armor

[remote crypt]

Its come to a kinda harassment level. I get the initial annoyance but not what they're doing now.

[gilded breach]

its rly hard since barons beak is a unique asset. it isnt balanced like the other polaxes at all.

[sleek gull]

Militus was the man! He does not deserve the level of harassment he receives here, especially without him being able to respond to it. Only cowards talk trash behind someone's back.

[frail veldt]

baron sword on the other hand feels like shit

[quaint ingot]

I haven’t made many weapons

[supple ember]

Agreed!

[olive basalt]

swings fine

[remote crypt]

Yeah the worst part is nobody ever answers when we ask them why they hate him. Its probably just reddit babies looking to karma farm.

[wanton remnant]

as soon as i saw the message i knew what was gonna happeen tho

[wanton remnant]

hell ya get it

[unreal oasis]

I'm not really sure what they are even doing since I haven't been in the loop lately, but I agree. Most of the server hating them because they said that people's PCs just aren't good enough to run the game is crazy. This is the level of hate you would see for a racist or something and this guy is getting hit with all of it

[quaint ingot]

rank up

[gilded breach]

dude went up against a huge hornets nest

[olive basalt]

rank up

[olive basalt]

i crafted it just to have it lowk. dont think im gonna use it unless i feel silly

[remote crypt]

Yeah but halfcord itself is filled with the most feral individuals ever. That and lithuanians

[gilded breach]

without realising just how big it is

[unreal oasis]

You make a good point

[wanton remnant]

lol i like it as a backup so i can use other weapons and still have something for armor if need be

[gilded breach]

there was one person whose name i forgot who called it "passion channeled as aggression" and honestly it kinda felt like that

[olive basalt]

yeah

[gilded breach]

vile shit

[olive basalt]

militia IS low rank

[frail veldt]

deviantart ahh bio name

[gilded breach]

at millitia u shud be able to craft swords

[remote crypt]

Yeah like the community is genuinely feral. I love and hate it because on one hand. Hypesquad. On the other hand, its mostly people who have never waited for an EA/Passion Project before.

[thick peak]

damn

i hate when you suddenly cut carbs and in 5 hrs

you just piss NON STOP

two days ago i lost 5litres of water due to that

in 1 night

[lean niche]

Mangy cur!

[violet kindle]

does he just do this

[smoky field]

he just does that

[lean niche]

Bufoon!

Mangy cur!

[smoky field]

he can do other stuff

[lean niche]

🚫 saggelix, that command is disabled in this channel.

[smoky field]

i forgot tho

[lean niche]

Dolt!

Rogue!

Wretch!

Mangy cur!

Lewdster!

Lewdster!

[thick peak]

stop willie!

[violet kindle]

whats the one that starts with v

[thick peak]

behave yourself!

[lean niche]

Bufoon!

Lewdster!

Mangy cur!

Dolt!

Oaf!

Dolt!

Mangy cur!

Lewdster!

Wretch!

Knaue!

Hellewite!

Cuckold!

hedge-born!

[smoky field]

can willie shut up

[unreal oasis]

I think the thing that annoyed me most was the fact that people review bombed the game right when it came out because they didn't like how it ran. Now a great game sits at a "mixed" rating, it's unfortunate since you should always expect an early access or playtest game to not be perfect the day it comes out.

[supple spade]

its not a review bomb lol

[lean niche]

Lewdster!

[frail veldt]

as much as the issues tilt me now im still pretty excited for how its gonna be after some time in the oven

[unreal oasis]

It was sitting at overwhelmingly negative or mostly negative within the first 3 hours

[gilded breach]

whats to command to get him to do that lmao

[quaint ingot]

it’s /insult

[lean niche]

Hellewite!

[gilded breach]

nice

[supple spade]

for good reason too

after the 5 hotfixes it's at a good spot, but on launch it was a dumpster fire

[remote crypt]

I think it was more that people are used to EA being abandoned.

Look at Star Citizen as a good example of one that was not. Its taking forever, but is a decent, playable experience.

[lean niche]

Mangy cur!

[gritty gulch]

just finished downloading half sword, launched it, and it already crashed, is this bad?

[remote crypt]

I like it more than chivalry tbh. Its much more expressive, and wii sports resort swordfighting for adults.

[sleek gull]

That knee jerk reaction was shameful. But, it speaks loudly to the shortsightedness of people. Those who cannot see the big picture, nor understand how software development and/or delivery works in the world at large.

[remote crypt]

Try force launching dx12.

In your steam settings -dx12 is the command.

[gritty gulch]

k it works now

[split crescent]

Its early access… its not supposed to be like a full release

[violet kindle]

full game icon vs demo icon

why is the demo one so small

[supple spade]

nobody said it was?

[frail veldt]

this wasnt even mid swing i got stuck like this

[unreal oasis]

Exactly

[gritty gulch]

what does resting do?

[lunar compass]

counterpoint, they did say it was in a "runnable state" on the steam page. and at launch it was such an unoptimized mess i wouldnt call it runnable

[split crescent]

But people treated it as such, like games aren’t subject to poor performance, especially on the engine its on, and with such a small development crew.

[wheat leaf]

Just skips time

[gritty gulch]

o

[supple spade]

if you were expecting something along the lines of 0.5, it was incredibly disappointing even aside from the performance IMO

[remote crypt]

It was runnable for at least reccomended tbh.

[split crescent]

Early access was gonna be kinda booty but its to be expected, people just be salty for no reason

complain about something they knew was gonna happen, like let them cook lol

[lunar compass]

also the fact is ran so badly compared to the demo is a pretty big issue cause people came expecting it to be similar to the demo at least

[gritty gulch]

are there any settings to reduce lag?

[gilded breach]

its gonna be "mostly positive" by the end of the month

[lunar compass]

yeah but it ran pretty horribly still 😭

[violet kindle]

only a 1080p video for the intro

[wheat leaf]

If they fix the combat

[cosmic perch]

yall go like my bug post about split screen please 😄

[violet kindle]

they couldve defenitely rendered this in-engine but i feel like theyd fuck it up somehow

[gritty gulch]

okay i'm gonna be honest it's a lot more optimized than i expected

[violet kindle]

the slums

[gritty gulch]

ruh roh

[olive basalt]

this looks painful

[violet kindle]

why are these in the video files

[pearl raptor]

switching back to dx11 fixed a bunch of my issues, though the game still chugs after slicing up multiple guys

[remote crypt]

Not for me 🤣

[violet kindle]

its 100% the hair

[unreal oasis]

I was able to get to Baron on the first patch without any issues at all other than maybe physics glitches. I assume that the game devs just had a computer that happened to run great while other people had issues with it but they never noticed any of them since they didn't experience them, but I really feel like the first patch ran smoother for me than the newer ones, now I get crashes every few rounds and lag spikes.

[quaint ingot]

yeah that map runs a bit better than it did for me before the most recent hotfix

[inland jolt]

the half sword icon on my desktop is blurry

[gilded breach]

current trend is itll rise even if they dont get it right away

[remote crypt]

reverse that image for me. I like kicking people off cliffs

[violet kindle]

yeah cuz its like 32x32

[gilded breach]

most ppl dont give a fuck about the intricacy of the physics

[potent crag]

HOLY SHIT wtf did they feed the AI today

they actually were working exactly like they needed to to take down a more heavily armored opponent lmao

[violet kindle]

fixed it

[remote crypt]

cheese

[dapper tulip]

finally after 136 long and boring day i got full set

[violet kindle]

are they trying to bite you

[violet kindle]

have you noticed when doing a 2v1 fight the 2nd guy always falls off the bridge when you go over

[potent crag]

literally

[unreal oasis]

Turn up the resolution in-game maybe? It could be an AMD-specific bug that might just need to be patched I'm not sure

[snow gull]

Are you playing on a nasa supercomputer bloody hell

[potent crag]

also i love as soon as im in the chokehold by the one dude the guy in the back absolutely smokes his buddy in the top of the head with a mace LMAO

[quaint ingot]

good job

[violet kindle]

fake, the bridge didnt fall apart at the slightest touch

[remote crypt]

No I just have ddr5 🤣

[random snow]

yo is there an update for halsword enhancer like maybe u can decide the weight of npcs and also u can spawn any items etc

[cosmic perch]

any quick fix for split screen not being able to win??

[random snow]

**yo is there an update for halsword enhancer like maybe u can decide the weight of npcs and also u can spawn any items etc
**

[supple spade]

I think they have an EA version now

[random snow]

yes did they update it?

[supple spade]

but stop spamming you goober

[frail veldt]

when you're having a great time rioting by the castle latrine and they sent the guy with the shingle hat

[gilded breach]

question: how do i set up the remote play thingy to splitscreen?

[supple spade]

look on github

[olive basalt]

how to refresh mercanery selection?

[gritty gulch]

w man

aw man

i slipped on "mud"

[supple spade]

wait a day

[olive basalt]

aight

[wheat leaf]

Your probably right about that ngl, I just hope they realize they neutered high skill gameplay

[olive basalt]

a seer or jester bossfight will be great

[robust crag]

anyone elses game just crashing immedeately when you open it?

[quaint ingot]

you mean shit

[gritty gulch]

yes

also why can't i do any fights

[quaint ingot]

What time is it for you in game?

[remote crypt]

Tournament

[supple spade]

100% this is probably the biggest downgrade from the demo now

[quaint ingot]

wait the next day

[remote crypt]

shingle hat OP

[dapper tulip]

how

[wheat leaf]

I have a feeling right now there’s some internal conflict between gameseer and the devs, not only did they have to release early essentially cause of gameseer, but also I’d imagine the huge influx of hype train buyers(like the whiners at launch) sway the direction of the game, the kinda people that want a silly medieval slasher streamer game lmao

[boreal apex]

Oh well, no gifs

[frail veldt]

spamming rmb while holding thrust mode

[gritty gulch]

i got this axe during a cellar fight, how do i keep it?

[dapper tulip]

ohhh : o

[remote crypt]

I love and hate that streamers are playing Halfsword. On one hand, its good publicity. On the other hand, fetuses will now try to claim the game is too hard.

[dapper tulip]

but sadly only useful against unarmored opponents

[supple spade]

All I wanted was 0.5 with more maps and modes and we got... menu sim

[quaint ingot]

hold it in your hand

[gritty gulch]

simple enough

[boreal apex]

Just hold it in your hand and finish the match
You will have it in the tavern

Inventory

[thick peak]

bro what

let kids play

[wheat leaf]

Exactly, a huge amount of those people are practically looking for another borderline ‘friendslop’ game

[thick peak]

its not even their fault actually

parents should control them better

let streamers stream

[lean niche]

Raggamuffin!

[remote crypt]

Oh no I completely agree. Friendslop has a place in coop horror. Not half sword.

[rigid lodge]

He slammed his big toe on the wood and gave up

[boreal apex]

Most of them wildly swinging with the weapon without technique
And then complaining that NPCs way to powerful

[wheat leaf]

I’m hoping with the release of EA and the devs getting their own funding from it that they can start to have more of a say in the direction of the game. IMO there’s no way a dev team would make a game this historically accurate and detailed just to cartoonify the gameplay for a mass audience

[potent crag]

LMFAO WTF DID I DO

SPINJUTSU NUNCHUCK POLEAXE LMAO

[boreal apex]

And character really weak because they're not living longer than 3 fights

I wish they'd add iron man mode, when your progress restarts once you died

[remote crypt]

I pray that people don't take caseoh as an arbiter of skill. He isn't even in the top 200. The top 20 people rarely even say anything here.

[supple spade]

they're all disappointed with the downgrade from the demo

[olive basalt]

im not a streamer and thats most of my stategy

strategy

well cuz i suck

[slender hull]

the game is easier

In progression and enemy strength

[wheat leaf]

Yeah it sucks, nearly the whole community of what I’d call high skill players has just kinda moved on for the time being

[rigid lodge]

If you want to just win use the spike on teh stick, ezz

[quaint ingot]

I kinda hope that emoji reply isn’t saying you want me since I’m taken

[wanton remnant]

you can tell because i still have yet to beat the demo with 100 hrs :( but i beat this game the day after i bought it

[remote crypt]

Nah a good portion are in a separate disc just hanging out, teaching and learning.

[slender hull]

once you get good armor (by spamming long flail) you will never go to the abyss (at most it can be like 6 kills if you manage it, 0 if you just stun)

[gritty gulch]

found this goblet, what can i do with it?

[rigid lodge]

Best weapon in teh game
wait

[quaint ingot]

sell it

[median storm]

Progression is def easier you can just go pick on peasants in full plate

[gritty gulch]

also if i store items it also keeps them, yes?

[wheat leaf]

Can I join 👉 👈

[median storm]

On ur person? Yes if ur in progression

[remote crypt]

[slender hull]

Even if you die in abyss, just use your persistent stockpile of loot and cash to come back like nothing happened

[boreal apex]

Any sort of pole weapons are OP because NPCs doesn't know how to deal with it

[median storm]

Hii me want

[median storm]

Persistent stockpile? How so

[wheat leaf]

I’m top 10 technical polearm fighters yall just don’t realize cause it isn’t flashy

[slender hull]

Stuff that’s on person will dissapear, everything else wont

[remote crypt]

[median storm]

The thing is all your good shit will be on your person

[gritty gulch]

appearantly not, Where is my goblet

[median storm]

I guess I should probably start stockpiling armor

A lot of it is stolen though

[slender hull]

By that point you’ll have a lot of powerful stuff you grabbed just lying in invent

[wheat leaf]

Server prob doesn’t even exist smh

[wanton remnant]

insuring stuff should be taken out imo

[supple spade]

dying? In EA?

[median storm]

First time I figured out how to do shit beyond striking with the head of the weapon it was awesome

[quaint ingot]

Pretty sure I’ve died with no money and came right back

[median storm]

I’ve died with no vengeful souls and came right back

[quaint ingot]

I have so many vengeful souls

[rigid lodge]

I love the gore of this game ffs

[remote crypt]

Mfw this man does not check his dms

[burnt quiver]

just pay the creepy abyss guy because the cost of a life is 10 coins lol

[remote crypt]

[slender hull]

would be good if there were three difficulty options:
Casual - as is
The Golden price - lose 1 rank + % of gold on death
The Iron price - lose everything on death + severed limbs can not be reattached in the same life

[sand herald]

https://tenor.com/view/riku-holding-his-hand-out-in-the-ocean-kingdom-hearts-riku-ocean-wave-gif-26773695

[slender hull]

some stakes would be nice

[burnt quiver]

Dying in ea feels like you don’t get punished much though

[paper acorn]

@sand herald

[quaint ingot]

Nah

[paper acorn]

@sand herald

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

[quaint ingot]

I’ll likely just go to hell to kill them again

[thorn scarab]

why do they start screaming if i do a ball kick

[supple spade]

demo had perfect stakes, I just want the new maps and modes

[burnt quiver]

at least compared to the demo where you had a higher chance of dying because the enemies weren’t zombies

[paper acorn]

you can crush their balls

if you keep hitting youll hear a crushing sound

[quaint ingot]

you kicked them in the balls how is that a question?

[sick quest]

How would you react if a guy kicked you in the balls

[lean niche]

Coward!

[burnt quiver]

it hurts willie’s willy

[paper acorn]

How would you react if a guy kicked you in the balls

[onyx moon]

i kicked him twice in the nuts and he lowk gave up instantly

[frail veldt]

would you guys say weight > balance or balance < weight

[paper acorn]

high key

[smoky field]

i would react like ts

[sick quest]

I say flail my arms intill somethign lands

[frail veldt]

works until it doesnt

[sick quest]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[paper acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[smoky field]

lmao

[burnt quiver]

LOL

same time

[sick quest]

Lmao

[slender hull]

Made that topic a suggestion just now actually
#1471550490771853497

[paper acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-3664374138885563044

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-gaming-halfsword-gif-7801855342474474189

[supple spade]

bring back old commoner boss

[burnt quiver]

i want old scythe that was really unbalanced

[paper acorn]

bring back all them bosses

[floral vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1470313123347959838/ezgif-10a138c339f8dede.gif

[nimble hatch]

Im so happy thats gone

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/sombrero-simpsons-the-simpsons-bart-simpsons-hat-just-got-home-gif-16969004

[onyx moon]

lil bro terrified

[burnt quiver]

(mainly just the way you were able to hold it like how someone would hold a scythe instead of giving it the same hand placement of something like a spear)

also rondel dagger shouldn’t be the only one you can reverse grip

and you should be able to choose to not reverse grip it

[sick quest]

True

[onyx moon]

OHH what a left hook

[sick quest]

You can get reaaallly clean side stabbs with it tho

[supple spade]

bonk

[bleak kettle]

damage lol

[nimble hatch]

Hopefully in the future we can choose to reverse grip all daggers/short swords

[bleak kettle]

they cut deeper and hit harder

[supple spade]

and axes

[burnt quiver]

damage yea

[bleak kettle]

but there's a balance because if it's too heavy for your strength you can't swing as hard

[burnt quiver]

you generally never want to max out the mass though

[nimble hatch]

Isnt also easier to parry other peoples attacks?

[nimble hatch]

I didnt think of that

[supple spade]

no one expects reverse grip hatchet

[bleak kettle]

not necessarily since it just moves slower, but in certain ways yeah since it doesn't just get smacked out the way as fast

[supple spade]

(because reverse grip is ass)

[burnt quiver]

Only good for (maybe) parrying

[nimble hatch]

Good point!

[burnt quiver]

you would rather use a stick though

[olive basalt]

is arrow time useless?

[nimble hatch]

Styling on your oponents

[bleak kettle]

overall I'd say they're worse for defense than lighter weapons, since when they do actually get smacked away it drags your character more and you need more time to reposition

[bleak kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-9980668056796018353

[burnt quiver]

yea unless you mod it to not use up stamina because as it is right now you have to reason to use it because you get tired in like 2 seconds

[supple spade]

needs more spike

[olive basalt]

and uhh

[sick quest]

More poke

[olive basalt]

i used it now

and instead of hitting

[sick quest]

Add poke everywhere

[olive basalt]

i got hit

[bleak kettle]

If you can actually swing it lol

[smoky field]

guys my save file has a glitch where my willy is fully booty ass naked in brawls, can anyone check my save file and tell me why its glitched bcz i wanna make a tutorial on how to do it

[burnt quiver]

probably just different characters with different heights/statures

[smoky field]

if yall can understand ue5 save editing

[olive basalt]

does putting enemies into pain screaming phase count as killing?

[smoky field]

cuz ive been going thru it for an hour and i cant figure it out

[olive basalt]

is max stature good or do i fall in 2 secs

[bleak kettle]

it's good, you'll be stronger

[burnt quiver]

also different armor weighs different like the baron cuirass is around 5 pounds less than the regular cuirass

[olive basalt]

should i kill my current character (insurance) to make a new one

[bleak kettle]

i get knocked over a lot more when I'm shorter actually

[nimble hatch]

Does anyone know if making your character shorter makes them gain muscle quicker?

[burnt quiver]

i dunno i just made my guy a dwarf 😭

[bleak kettle]

yeah go max height, the reach and strength is insane

[olive basalt]

do i get stronger slower tho?\

[bleak kettle]

short dudes basically can't use good polearms correctly

[paper acorn]

Lukitas your nose is pissing me off

[bleak kettle]

nah

[olive basalt]

what does retiring do?

[violet kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1408271888559374339/1459659786697183404/attachment.gif remake this with the baron

[olive basalt]

do i keep my insured stuff

[nimble hatch]

Ends your character

[bleak kettle]

max strength for max height i think is 91kg or smth

[bleak kettle]

no idea actually

[violet kindle]

frankenburg impressed

[paper acorn]

it's ok pookie we're all born different

[burnt quiver]

i can’t use the baron’s beak with my short character and when i swing the left hand tends to let go

[sick quest]

eats the entirety of Frankenberg

[bleak kettle]

yeah he's just not strong enough

[paper acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willy-cute-gif-2159282053417534293

[olive basalt]

do i keep rank?

[burnt quiver]

(i can only swing it in halfsword too and even then he struggles)

[bleak kettle]

the only downside to being max height as far as i can tell is that it's harder to pick up weapons and stuff on the floor

[burnt quiver]

crouch

[nimble hatch]

When you make a new character you get to pick what rank you start in from the ones you already unlocked

[olive basalt]

ohhh

[bleak kettle]

makes you unsteady

[olive basalt]

i keep money and insured items?

[nimble hatch]

That i dont know

I wanna say sometimes

[supple spade]

lore accurate tall people

[olive basalt]

mmm

[sick quest]

Doing brawls and grabbing a stick on the alley map is fun.

I can beat an unarmed man with a large stick!!

[supple spade]

thankfully there's no doorways

[olive basalt]

ohhh

[bleak kettle]

I'm not 100% sure about money i can't remember, but yeah you keep all insured items

[olive basalt]

hmm

so what should i do

[nimble hatch]

^

[bleak kettle]

lol yeah

[smoky field]

god bless the flail

[burnt quiver]

i think you lose money and keep items if insured

[nimble hatch]

If im using a 2 hand weapon and one of my arms gets hurt then yeah

[smoky field]

steriods tren and full vegan diet

[onyx moon]

im finn germey thats how

[burnt quiver]

not even vegan he’s just eating grass

that’s why the slums arena has no grass

[short tartan]

Horse meat gives you big gains

[onyx moon]

package arrived

[zealous saddle]

hi

[burnt quiver]

i feel like i couldn’t bring myself to eat a horse unless i was starving

too inteligent

[zealous saddle]

bye ig

[onyx moon]

OH LAWD HE FLYING

[supple spade]

lowk horses are dumb

[onyx moon]

ye he twisted his ankles

[bleak kettle]

no soul behind those eyes

[burnt quiver]

i’d probably eat it though if you didn’t make me kill it i do the same with cows or pigs

[sick quest]

Happens to me too afyer like 6 hours of playing

[zealous saddle]

ewhy is there a dead horse in a some map

[short tartan]

People are intelligent too though, never stopped me.

[onyx moon]

he knocked himself out 💯

[zealous saddle]

i just started playing after celebrating my sisters bday, my friend offisialy being a pedo and also celebrating fat thurday (u can buy 10 donuts with no hole for less than a cent)

and my cloud is not cyngnonies

[devout lion]

?????? WHAT AM I READING

[cursive sluice]

how is he that muscular

[onyx moon]

i am ripped

[zealous saddle]

my sisters bday is to but so is my friends, he is turning 18 so hes a pedo now cause he talkin with me and otehr minors

[burnt quiver]

oh i thought you meant convicted sex offender

[sick quest]

[zealous saddle]

that is goiung to happen in 6 days and 2 hours

[smoky field]

coulda worded it way better

[olive basalt]

meet arthur the gigantus

[smoky field]

my willie is WAY bigger than yours

[zealous saddle]

how can i turn off me hair irl

[paper acorn]

Check this out yall

[olive basalt]

imagine using mods

[smoky field]

lmao i saw this

funny asf

[smoky field]

no mods bro

[olive basalt]

save editor

[onyx moon]

oh lawd we going

[burnt quiver]

sometimes they just end up being under foliage especislly on places like forest

[supple spade]

oh look they made a mod for the launch grip strength

[olive basalt]

can you even hit with this

[paper acorn]

This is lowkey half the people ik

[onyx moon]

how do you tame a wild willie

[unreal oasis]

Huh

[zealous saddle]

why is me could not coluding

[burnt quiver]

not everything has collision so you can loose it pretty easily if you don’t spam grab where you drop

[smoky field]

are you accusing my willie of using steroids?

[olive basalt]

kinda

[supple spade]

Willie? That's John Half Sword

[thick peak]

STOOOP

[zealous saddle]

me ate a donut without qa hole t hats called a pączek and fuck you if u call it a donut, then we celebrated my sisters bday tho the party is on sunday then i texted my friend that im getting his files ready cause hes a pedo now then my half swords cloud is not not working and my game crashed

[onyx moon]

dude im about to give you a batista bomb

[vast barn]

peak reference

[thick peak]

WHY YOU EVERYTIME TOSSING THEM

[onyx moon]

nvm i tripped

[frail veldt]

finally figured out how to balance maces and it works so much better now omfg

[paper acorn]

@sand herald @sand herald @sand herald @sand herald @sand herald

[zealous saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/we're-not-equals-homelander-the-boys-you're-not-on-my-level-we're-not-the-same-gif-159295003575176076

[cedar lark]

what is up with swords in early access, genuine question did they change it up a bit?
cant seem to cut anyone mostly been running a halberd instead

[paper acorn]

@sand herald

[unreal oasis]

Interesting

[burnt quiver]

mainly physics changes

[zealous saddle]

what else should i do to make the message more confusing

[supple spade]

yeah they're ass now

[zealous saddle]

LowLevelFatalError [File:C:\Halfsword\Engine\Source\Runtime\RenderCore\Private\RenderResource.cpp] [Line: 248]
A FRenderResource was deleted without being released first!

[cedar lark]

feels like the reach is lower? just tried the baron's sword same thing

[olive basalt]

dawg im bigger than the champions now

[cedar lark]

and the long swords are not really

long

[onyx moon]

fly dear boy

[burnt quiver]

yeah they got rid of actual greatswords like they were in the demo in knight tiers

[zealous saddle]

taking suggestions to do some random ahh shit to make my day more confusing

[onyx moon]

2nd attempt

[olive basalt]

do tall characters slip more?

[paper acorn]

Joe Rogan in half sword

[unreal oasis]

For whatever reason if you use a weapon from a previous rank it makes that weapon feel useless at least from my experience, I have had to just keep upgrading my weapon every time I rank up, not sure why that happened

[cedar lark]

i just ran a halberd from militia/veteran not sure all the way upto lord

did okay

[onyx moon]

this looks like prime kane

[burnt quiver]

i used a billhook since soldier rank and never changed until baron’s beak

[onyx moon]

I GOT CONCUSSED BY A SHELF

[cedar lark]

didnt die once so theres that

[empty ermine]

the mighty stick with spikes: "i guess i don't exist,,,,"

[zealous saddle]

yes]

[olive basalt]

well shit

[unreal oasis]

Weird, then maybe it is just some weapons that are glitched or something

[sick quest]

Out for blood those shelves are

[zealous saddle]

what the actual fuh

[zealous saddle]

i swear it was dif yesterday

[cedar lark]

you can still download the old demo right?

[olive basalt]

i love when enemies are desperate they just pull out a weak ass dagger

[sick quest]

O.5? Yeah

[olive basalt]

what?

[supple spade]

yeah, keep that shit installed. You can beat the EA way easier

[zealous saddle]

i just love how there is no balck character

[olive basalt]

wow that was so necessary

[zealous saddle]

they should add a "recceding hairline" slider

[nimble hatch]

I dont🤷

[frail veldt]

is this all you do you in this game

[cedar lark]

hes captain america

[quaint wind]

They should add a "kill this stupid chud ass user" slider

[zealous saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/burying-dying-dead-grave-gif-17189345

should be a tiny dude or a big guy

[supple spade]

big

[onyx moon]

cheap shots

[zealous saddle]

oke i wight 66 now

[onyx moon]

help

[willow fossil]

just want to say that the game is fucking broken and the last boss is so bad it took three head shots with a mage and doess go down also they have not fixed the falling over in the last boss fight 1/10

[zealous saddle]

resonable crash out

[smoky field]

https://klipy.com/gifs/scared-uh-oh

[supple spade]

lol if you think this baron is broken you should do the demo

[zealous saddle]

what the actrual fuh

[thick peak]

EA baron is stronger

[olive basalt]

playing as a tall character makes me feel like a souls boss

[thick peak]

his beak is so fucking OP

[zealous saddle]

yeah veing a tall guy is better

[burnt quiver]

not true

[thick peak]

EA AI is just dumber and more predictable

[willow fossil]

it was SO MUCH eyers on demo

[thick peak]

but like, strength wise

EA baron is stronger

his strike impacts are like

30% stronger

[burnt quiver]

mainly because of the lead up to the baron fight though in the demo where you can lose body parts or get injured

[paper acorn]

How low did you set your graphic

[thick peak]

bro can make you almost unconscious with one slight body hit

[paper acorn]

Lowest settings 3 fps in slums

[zealous saddle]

"i told the barber to do anything" ahh haircut

[olive basalt]

yeah but demo baron is harder overall

[crude dock]

where is the games save file located?

[olive basalt]

more enemies before him

[smoky field]

https://klipy.com/gifs/anim-mem

[olive basalt]

harder to hit

and more durabillity

[supple spade]

no strength grinding

[olive basalt]

"fix me up"

[vale island]

"lil off the top"

[lyric star]

those are all the complaints?

[olive basalt]

oh this poor grumpy kid

[lyric star]

and for that u gave 1/10?

[thick peak]

i guess thats more individual

[feral mason]

how do i equip vambrace?

[onyx moon]

INTO THE barrel

[olive basalt]

skill issue

[feral mason]

and cuisses

[onyx moon]

why is he majestic

[paper acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/penis-goblin-crying-spongebob-meme-penis-gif-4169995106822805929

Willie after I axe his willie off

[frail veldt]

doesnt KO them

[burnt quiver]

It’s supposed to take that much to make him surrender but after he’s knocked over it’s really easy to just bash his head in over and over again and the falling over is either your character’s weight or stature/equipment, most of the time it’s your fault if you fall over and you just have to learn not to do the things that make you fall over

[burnt quiver]

fisting

[frail veldt]

my first time beating him was after KO'ing him with one hit to the head idk what you're on about

[olive basalt]

where do i find my photo mod pictures?

[burnt quiver]

game files

[olive basalt]

okie

[fallen glacier]

Screenshots are saved in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword\HalfswordUE5\Screenshots

[burnt quiver]

also what that guy said

[zealous saddle]

bro did not just sht himself

[sick quest]

Hes on his period dont judge

[zealous saddle]

ahh sorry, i won't disturb

[fallen glacier]

I hope they add that mechanic for realism

[supple spade]

I love having to scroll through 23 junk matches to get to the ones in my tier

[sick quest]

Eat it

[olive basalt]

weeeeeee

[zealous saddle]

they gon add a one in 100 chance for a masive shit to spawn and kill you unless ur 25 meters away from it

[sick quest]

That 3 coins from the merchant

[burnt quiver]

lol

[inland turret]

YO HOW

[sick quest]

Close eniug

[fallen glacier]

and he turns around and sells it for 600

[onyx moon]

did he just flip me off mid air

[sick quest]

800

[fallen glacier]

no fr check the price on it after you sell it to him

straight racket

he be schemin

[onyx moon]

why is he shifting gears

[zealous saddle]

are all polish ppl furries?

[burnt quiver]

furries just act like normal people honestly

[burnt quiver]

75%

[sick quest]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willy-cute-gif-2159282053417534293

[zealous saddle]

finnaly someone resonable

[rancid jolt]

please dev im having fatal error again fix it

[sick quest]

Its a sub culture so they act a lil funky

[finite bough]

he fought well.. how to pay respect in half sword? there should be an option to pay respect so that they don't hunt you down in abyss.

[burnt quiver]

i mean i’m a furry but i don’t really go around telling people about it

[remote crypt]

imagine

[zealous saddle]

wait... the more u kill like make die the more spawn in the abbys?

[supple spade]

just press ctrl a few times over him

[gritty gulch]

Why am i randomly so laggy on beggar tournery

[burnt quiver]

you pay abyss man 10 coins and they forgive you

[finite bough]

nice

[finite bough]

yes

[remote crypt]

❤️

[finite bough]

that's that lazy way.. who does that? i mean i had 1173 had to pay them or i would have to fight them forever.

[zealous saddle]

well i be dammed, i kill everyone unless im lazy

[burnt quiver]

zombies need to be stronger honestly

[finite bough]

good editing skills and yes ofc ingame skills is good as well i think you should add some memes to it

[burnt quiver]

they’re just tedious

[supple spade]

good longsword makes short work of them

[finite bough]

they bite you that's not enough for you?

[burnt quiver]

i really like two handed axes in abyss

[tacit blade]

Game still performs like doodoo on the lowest settings any fix?

[finite bough]

yeahhhh boiiiii

[supple spade]

play demo

[remote crypt]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JA03k3Cj97Y This is my memes

[burnt quiver]

they stumble over their own feet and fall over from a light tap

[finite bough]

oh this came in my yt feed

[sick quest]

Once you get some armor fhey dont really become a threat

[burnt quiver]

Biting shouldn’t be their main attack imo they should be able to swing at you

[finite bough]

@remote crypt oh i subbed to you already.

[sick quest]

Rhough you still need a good cleaving weapon to deal with em

[remote crypt]

'I just do whatever' is so tru

[remote crypt]

Ngl thats the first short I've posted in months. Didnt expect it to do numbers

[finite bough]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-kratos-love-gif-16040960740337233416

[zealous saddle]

and im dead

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willy-cute-gif-2159282053417534293

[zealous saddle]

can

[finite bough]

yes many people searched "Is half sword Ea is out" in youtube

[zealous saddle]

uhh u gotta buy the arrmor first

[finite bough]

on the day of half sword release

[supple spade]

prerequisite equipped items

[zealous saddle]

then u can wear it

[gritty gulch]

what can i do to reduce my lag

i'm very laggy on first person

[zealous saddle]

i have 15 fps

7 in first person

[finite bough]

you need arming duclet whatever that name is

[burnt quiver]

you can’t wear some armor together

arming doublet

[remote crypt]

oh W. I didnt realize

[burnt quiver]

what piece are you not able to put on?

[raven hatch]

have they fixed the optimization in the early access?

[thorn scarab]

started getting better at blocking

[burnt quiver]

if you have knee armor take it off and then you will be able to

[zealous saddle]

why can't i uhh craft armor

[olive basalt]

can i break an arm by twisting it in brawls?

[tranquil lantern]

Because you can adjust armor instead

[violet kindle]

had a dumb idea and made it

[zealous saddle]

ahh ok]

the axe stays w me like the thors hammer

just stsays behind me when i walk

[finite bough]

will he survive chat? \

[willow fossil]

I FUCKING DID IT CHECK THE PIC FOR IT

[remote crypt]

Adjust only

[crimson compass]

Why is the edge alignment so dogshit still

[feral mason]

what does the vines on the armour slot mean

[violet kindle]

locked

[feral mason]

how do i unlock it

[crimson compass]

Literally trying to do a straight down chop with this poleaxe and every single time he twists it sideways before impact. You can only actually cut instead of bash with this thing by doing sideways swiping cuts

I feel like my axe is no better than just a giant mace basically. It's very rare to actually have it cut even if you swung it properly, he just smacks them with the side of the blades/top of the handle. I get more cutting action from the spike at the tip than the actual axe heads

[mighty geyser]

Dude for some reason your arms are now made of pretzels

[kind delta]

i can have my graphics to epik without even lagging

[paper acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/silhouette-souq-gif-27396432

[mighty geyser]

You can’t get very “through” swings with sharp weapons

[paper acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-you-gif-9203462059918813942

[crimson compass]

It's really annoying. I mentioned it before and a bunch of glazers hopped on me saying its a skill issue but I have practiced every which way and I CAN NOT get it to work consistently no matter what I do.

[crimson compass]

I really just seems like the character does not want to swing it straight. He just isnt holding a firm grip on it. There is ZERO reason it should be twisting around rotating while I am mid swing

[mighty geyser]

I promise you can boot up the demo and it will work fine. I don’t know how they made weapon handling WORSE after the demo being out for what 2 years?

[olive basalt]

should i go back to average height character

[crimson compass]

Yeah exactly, in the demo I had some small issues with edge alignment but it was never THIS bad.

[olive basalt]

it seems is harder to slam knocked enemie's heads as a tall

[mighty geyser]

Exactly and a lot of the time I chalked it up to the early access will have this down at least more

Just very frustrating

[thorn scarab]

what is reflex in display settings

[supple spade]

at least now we can navigate 6 different menus instead of clicking 3 buttons to fight

[mighty geyser]

^^^^^^

[olive basalt]

tall character is 2 easy

i need average height arthur

arthur the average man

[remote crypt]

small willy is superior

[crimson compass]

Like come on what the fuck is this bullshit???

[olive basalt]

uhh ok

[crimson compass]

Weapon literally rotated 90 degrees to the side, and he literally LETS GO OF IT MID SWING

Why

I really really hate this

[remote crypt]

Always play with small willie. Sturdy little tank

[olive basalt]

nu

[remote crypt]

yes

[olive basalt]

nuuu

ill do slightly above average

what are you wearing?

you need arming doublet i think

or smth

[mighty geyser]

Yeah the armor system is “lol figure it out”

[onyx moon]

bonjour.. i am ask for mercy

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-4243488579067419276

[rigid thicket]

hand privileges revoked

[olive basalt]

wh-

what is that on you..

on your face

[rigid thicket]

facepalm

[violet kindle]

they do swing at you

[remote crypt]

Yeah they bite when their face connects to you

Its only lethal on shoulder/head to my knowledge

so if you're going to go down in abyss, land ass-up

genuinely

[onyx moon]

aww

[olive basalt]

just hillarious in the foot

[supple spade]

honestly zombies main attack should be biting, that's kinda their thing no?

[onyx moon]

hes napping

[olive basalt]

hes just a BEBEH

[remote crypt]

100% agree. You HAVE to protect your head/neck with em for good reason.

[feral mason]

idk i have problems also with this

[onyx moon]

why do you get the most devastating kicks with right foo

[lean niche]

Lewdster!

[onyx moon]

funny enough i dont know the willie insult command

[small glen]

pollaxe is easy to use

fov

settings

ye

[onyx moon]

this dude got a baby voice

[crimson compass]

Does the baron set not have shoes??

Or are they just not called barons shoes

[onyx moon]

unexpected throw

into the barrel aswell

he.. got up with the barrel

WHAT

[supple spade]

it do

[slender hull]

Attack on titan

[raven hatch]

how does the muscle mechanic work?

[supple spade]

burn your stamina, get stronger

[crimson compass]

It said I unlocked the Baron Set but still no shoes. Are they just called Baron's Shoes?

[raven hatch]

have they fixed the optimization issues or does it still run like shii

[supple spade]

just shoes

[onyx moon]

oh my god

not only does he have gyno but

ew

[covert forge]

its better but not perfect

[raven hatch]

okay thx

[slender hull]

it must die

split screen titan vs human is very fun actually

[onyx moon]

BRO

can you not

please

[olive basalt]

it is time.

[thorn scarab]

anyone else get crashes when they enter the loadout menu

[olive basalt]

oops

[onyx moon]

his first word was coward

hes getting 10 to the cheeks

[zealous saddle]

hey so i added something to optimize my game and now it looks like ts

at lest im in the 45 fps zone now

[frigid eagle]

anything for optimization atp

[safe crest]

howd you get stronger in freemode?

[crimson furnace]

Guys should i buy halfsword from epic or steam

[violet kindle]

steam

[olive basalt]

Lion sin: Escanor

[feral mason]

why tf is my shoulder slots locked

[crimson furnace]

What disadvantages does epic have

[violet kindle]

epic games sucks

[crimson furnace]

Ik but is there anything so big

[olive basalt]

they arent steam

[frigid eagle]

try removing the chains on your arming doublet

[feral mason]

ty so much

[olive basalt]

holy shit😭

[frigid eagle]

np

[slender hull]

no reviews no community and slower (in my experience)

[safe crest]

how do u get stronger in freemode

[onyx moon]

whyd he bend it like that

[safe crest]

how do u get stronger in freemode

[olive basalt]

burn stamina

[fluid wagon]

what rank do you get to fight the baron

[safe crest]

in freemode?

[safe crest]

lord

[olive basalt]

oh

no

im goofy

[safe crest]

my freemode and progression characters are not the same

[onyx moon]

nice try old man

oh no i tripped

[olive basalt]

wait can you actually stab them on spikes?

[onyx moon]

no lol

sadly

holy hell he got flung

[olive basalt]

are you doing this in vanilla?

[onyx moon]

yes

[olive basalt]

crazy

try making your character gigantic with save editor

it is so fun

[onyx moon]

should i let this poor beggar go or suplex him on abridge

[safe crest]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-dog-im-fr-an-eater-qazira-dog-tongue-freaky-dog-tongue-gif-14576727459878736156

[onyx moon]

hes got so much of his life to live guys

decide wisely

alr im suplexing him on a bridge

[olive basalt]

can my progress bar go up if i used save edito?

editor

[onyx moon]

🥀

the next dude will get it though

i accidentally knocked the dude down

ok the next guy

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/eu-sou-o-perigo-gif-22229982

[onyx moon]

he thinks hes me..

WHAT

HOLD ON

[limber kiln]

So, are we ever going to get a statement from anyone why the game's arrived in such a poor state?

[nocturne stratus]

the game is honestly fine now

[onyx moon]

cuz its early access

[nocturne stratus]

slums is fixed for me completely and that was like one of my only complaints

[onyx moon]

i have no complaints

ever since the performance fix released i can run it on medium with a 3060

[nocturne stratus]

one other complaint is no brawl in free play and lack of longsword usage from the npcs

[onyx moon]

however the riots lag me a bit after 4 bodies

[nocturne stratus]

that’s literally it lol

[nocturne stratus]

yep still completely fine too tho

[onyx moon]

yeah

[limber kiln]

No it's not for me.

[olive basalt]

still cant run slums or forest on high tho

which is a shame since i got a high mid range

pc

[nocturne stratus]

rip i play medium

[velvet moss]

what specs

[olive basalt]

same since i got no chocie

[limber kiln]

All settings zeroed on a intel b570.

[olive basalt]

9070 xt

7600x

[velvet moss]

hmmm

[olive basalt]

32gb ddr5 6000

[nocturne stratus]

every map runs fine slums r just like 40 - 60 fps

so i don’t mind

[olive basalt]

gen 4 2tb

dx11

[onyx moon]

callin me broke in medieval german

gah damn

[nocturne stratus]

bro ever since i learned how to single leg takedown in brawl i want free play to have brawl SO bad bro

i swear

[limber kiln]

Still, no "sorry", no "this is why it launched like this", no nothing?

[nocturne stratus]

like i’d no life freeplay brawl

[onyx moon]

i usually

[nocturne stratus]

they did apologize lol

they’re constantly launching patches and fixes

the way the game is rn is like 30x better on release

[limber kiln]

That's not apologizing

[nocturne stratus]

for me it’s completely playable

[onyx moon]

bro its early access

its like the turkey before the seasoning nd oven

[nocturne stratus]

i knew what i was getting into cause when halfsword demo first dropped i hated it

and it got better over time

knew it’d be like this too

and it’s better

i didn’t have crazy high expectations especially for optimization

[onyx moon]

we do need the playtest gore though

that id look forward to

[nocturne stratus]

yes bro head exploding

[olive basalt]

i like early access more cuz im literally ESCANOR

[onyx moon]

off topic but what a slam into the barrel

[nocturne stratus]

LOL

[violet kindle]

do u reckon being able to add hobnails to your boots would be a good idea so you dont slip as much

[nocturne stratus]

god damn

yas bro try to do realistic single leg takedown slams

[onyx moon]

ye i did that once

[nocturne stratus]

like get a punch, stun, aim down and right to get their left leg and pull up and to the right to slip and then slam

it’s so clean

[limber kiln]

Y'know what else is early access? DayZ Standalone was for the longest time, and that ran better than this.

Overgrowth (which is a physics heavy dynamic blood oriented game with a focus on pretty landscapes) was technically early access and it both is prettier and runs far better.

[onyx moon]

when it doesnt grab their hands.. smh

[nocturne stratus]

IMR

IKR

[olive basalt]

i need full baron set no helmet and then im practically escanor

[nocturne stratus]

it ruins it for me bro i’m like fuckkkk it would’ve been so clean

[supple spade]

crying about apologies 💀

[onyx moon]

im sure dayz isnt using ue5 though

[nocturne stratus]

perfect takedown setup and i grab their arms…

[onyx moon]

and dayz doesnt have the dev size of hs

[supple spade]

dayz the paragon of performance

[limber kiln]

Still, I don't see how the hell the publisher can claim that it's STABLE.

[leaden magnet]

It’s definitely stable

[onyx moon]

it is stable yeah

[limber kiln]

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A STABLE GAME?

[supple spade]

I haven't crashed in like 15 hours

[leaden magnet]

Yes

[floral vale]

mid clip but the head hit was a lil clean

[tough yew]

Amd card?

[sleek gull]

Is that event manager?

[limber kiln]

Intel.

[tough yew]

the game.. is interesting for them

[limber kiln]

Explorer, HalfSword AppData.

[supple spade]

the demo was absolutely less stable. (and a better game imo) but that's beside the point

[tough yew]

oh yeah im pretty sure no one in the hs team has an intel card

[little verge]

Not at all.

[olive basalt]

how do you spin the blade around?

[leaden magnet]

I have Intel and I run it on epic with a laptop

[limber kiln]

Intel GPU.

Not CPUs.

[sleek gull]

Ahhh Crash logs. Yeah, I have a lot of those too lol

[tough yew]

really? must’ve heard wrong completely

[onyx moon]

ANOTHER SLAM

[ornate river]

why cant i wear certain armors

like leg things

[floral vale]

little complicated to explain but if you switch hands at the right time it makes you twirl the blade into the direction of your next swing

[ornate river]

or harness

[olive basalt]

oh ok

[violet ibex]

One of your clothing options is restricting you

[tough yew]

Certain armors require arming doublets, things that have points for specific limbs

[violet ibex]

You need arming doublet and hosen

Without chains

[leaden magnet]

You need an arming doublet to wear leg armor aside from the greaves and poleyn

[ornate river]

aughh

thank you

[little verge]

I was saying noone on the dev team has an Intel GPU, none of the closed testers either.

[limber kiln]

I've always found it a little odd that although we save and store a metric tonne of crash data, Intel/AMD users do not have an option to send it in with defined reports.

#1465774955009540257 is a clocked sewage pipe of both low to utterly high importance, and I personally wouldn't know how you'd filter out important problems.

[supple spade]

you just feed it to chatgpt /s

[limber kiln]

Because a good number of those crashes don't crash properly.

[little verge]

I've always found it a little odd that although we save and store a metric tonne of crash data, Intel/AMD users do not have an option to send it in with defined reports.

What do you mean? Everyone should be giving thier system specs with thier crash reports.

[violet kindle]

ive not crashed yet

[limber kiln]

We cannot send the crash reports.

[little verge]

Why can't you?

[wheat leaf]

Maybe I’m the wrong one but I’ve never once seen a crash report option

[limber kiln]

AutoMod prevents them from being posted.

[kind delta]

whats the best setting

for the new

[floral vale]

the one that works

idk

[wheat leaf]

Oh it’s manual crash reporting that makes more sense I thought I was supposed to be seeing a popup like some other games

[nocturne stratus]

but yeah wonderbeast, i remember like a week ago talking to you about slums performance and since then the patches and fixes have made it completely playable

[tough yew]

sometimes when you copy the crash pop up you just get the generic message

[limber kiln]

A good number of times, the crash handler doesn't even work properly, letting the game run as it does.

[leaden magnet]

If only the background didn’t have weird spikes

[limber kiln]

Normally with a crash it's supposed to freeze or something, to prevent harm, I think?

Especially with "heavy armor collision" crashes, the game continues running after the fact, until it doesn't.

[wheat leaf]

Lowkey I was beginning to think they should just give slums a foggy background

[limber kiln]

In any case, if there were a second forum that is explicitly for CRASHES that allowed the posting of the dumps/zips containing the crashes, it might be of great utility for the developers to figure out how the sausage's made with Intel without acquiring an Intel card.

See, told ya. (Whoever it was that just pinged me sending attached files).

[quaint wind]

Hey, just wanted to let you know, slums, forest, and alley doesn't lag at all for me, and I haven't had a single lag spike since the updates you guys have made and the fix for CPU/GPU bottlenecking I found

The game has turned out really cool bro

And I genuinly think it's the best game I've played since like Batman: Arkham Asylum or RDR2

[onyx moon]

this is a feature??

poor guy got hit in the nuts by the barrel

[wheat leaf]

Oh Arkham Asylum… better days

[tough yew]

the pure insanity that people with amd cards and intel ones especially is astonishing

[limber kiln]

Well, I must say I am enjoying the game, I'd be a liar if I didn't, though the performance is too poor to be advertised as stable to me.

[quaint wind]

I have an AMD card, the game works perfectly well on mostly high settings for me

[burnt quiver]

my main performance issues occour when blood happens

[upbeat copper]

big

[marble sky]

Yeah ever since the last update, I have frame dips when big gore happens (like cutting of a limb, slicing someone open, etc)

[wheat leaf]

Blood and armor collisions are top 2 imo

[burnt quiver]

Yeah

[tough yew]

ye it kinda ran badly for a lot of people before the actual reason came out to why it was kinda meh for a lot of guys

[limber kiln]

-# top 2 reasons for either my gpu maxing out or crashing