halfsword-chat-⚔

[frail veldt]

regular doublets block arm armor and arming doublets don't, it could be some kinda bug for all i know but it's not one i've ever had so far

[gilded breach]

that too
back in the demo it was much easier to become disabled

[frail veldt]

something the EA has over the demo though, willie doesn't insist on refusing to hold his weapon because he's too busy holding a papercut

[thick peak]

GRRRRR

[river sluice]

huh
my arming doublet had some weird metal bits along the arms attached to it

that was all

[thick peak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-13317869321893531471

[frail veldt]

those are the chains i was asking about ye

[leaden magnet]

Chains are sick

[river sluice]

oh, they don't look... chain-like

[thick peak]

you can remove them at forge armor thingy

[river sluice]

they look like bars of armour

[thick peak]

they look sucky

!

[gilded breach]

they are called jack chains its because of how theyre linked together

[frail veldt]

they're jack-chains i believe

[thick peak]

daamn we need katanas in game asap

[leaden magnet]

Thinking chains look ugly is a crazy take

[leaden magnet]

Won’t happen

[vapid hull]

Stay mad bucko!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

[thick peak]

RAAAAAGH

[frail veldt]

legit w how the physics are now jack chains literally do NOTHING

[thick peak]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gif-13935749480148534902

[sleek gull]

i'm with you. I don't like the look of them either.

[thick peak]

chains suck team lets GOOOO

[frail veldt]

if a weapon hits you in the arm there is no possible way it will only hit the chains and the game won't register it hitting your arm too

[gilded breach]

nah i like chains they fit lower tiers well

[frail veldt]

i also noticed you rlly cant get away with at least not having upper body armor on considering the AI makes up for its brain damage by spamming overhead attacks almost exclusively

[thick peak]

nuh uh

katanas too op

[frail veldt]

leg armor you could get away with but they still will occasionally swipe at them

[leaden magnet]

Erm, no they’re just not European

[thick peak]

🤓

[agile lintel]

Well at least the ball crushing stopped

[thick peak]

katana.

[kindred latch]

Jack chains can look really cool, for some reason the ones in the game are strangely bulky

[leaden magnet]

I hate the AI right now, they overhead swing and spam kicks😭

[sleek gull]

Thats where we disagree lol.

I larp as a samurai most the time in Half Sword. But I don't want a sword that has such limitations.

[thick peak]

naaah

imagine being able

to blunt attack with ur katana

to spare your enemy

[vapid hull]

I hate non western european weapons

[frail veldt]

the overheads are just gonna give u a brain hemorrhage trying to deal with them that's just the way of the world rn, with the kicks it does give you a threat to worry about so you don't mindlessly just charge at them

[thick peak]

and proceed a decapitation because there's no spares!

[kindred latch]

This guy loathes sabers

[sleek gull]

You can do that with a pommel currently.

I ususually grab with my left hand, and smash with the right.

[agile lintel]

If Halfsword doesn’t add a giant chicken Im going to crush my BALLS with a ROCK

[leaden magnet]

Also if I ever try to block them with an overhead grip my guard crumbles and I break my hand

[vapid hull]

Sabers STINK

[thick peak]

such an underrated comment

[limber imp]

what do i need to wear cuisses? like what hosen do i need

[sleek gull]

YOu leave me for months...and this is how you greet me?!

[limber imp]

no they DONT

add sabers in half sword NOW

[frail veldt]

i will never stop bitching about jellywrists in EA

[thick peak]

we need sabers and rapiers

and...

KATANA

[frail veldt]

i spent like 2 hours trying to learn to parry in free mode and not having any idea what i was doing wrong bc the enemy would swing through every block and murder me, then i hop into demo out of spite and suddenly im a parrying god and master swordsman

[vapid hull]

I’ve always hated non western european weapons >1470 in half sword

[split crescent]

Is this the fabled ballcrusher resurrected from the dead?

[leaden magnet]

Yea, it’s something to do with the physics, I think they made your arms jelly when they’re not moving(logic just assumes since there is no force there is no resistance?)

[vapid hull]

YES THEY DO!!!! I HATE THEM

[split crescent]

Who remembers the one guy who always said he’d crush his balls with rocks

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-skywalker-i-hate-them-star-wars-no-nope-gif-12872946

[sleek gull]

The good news for the weebs, is that when pressed about branching out to other cultures of the time period, the Devs did not give a 'hard no'. There is the very slight possibility for future DLC after full release.

[agile lintel]

I did not start it, BUT I WILL NEVER LET IT END

[split crescent]

Hell yeah

[agile lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/rocks-rock-beach-beachrocks-background-gif-25889726

oh

[kindred latch]

https://tenor.com/view/you-swing-that-like-a-flail-the-deluge-1974-film-potop-gif-14452214002635507808

[limber imp]

the enemies are actually dangerous now

[frail veldt]

that won't be for years most likely (at least i hope it won't with how much work the game needs now) but one day it would be nice to get katanas and naginatas

[thick peak]

sigh... dlc for katanas😔

[agile lintel]

hedgeborn

[sleek gull]

Absolutely. Likely 2-3 years before that time.

[vapid hull]

Bad news for weebs, japan had no contact with western europe, in 1470 so its still a hard no

[frail veldt]

even though in some ways the AI actually seems dumber

[vapid hull]

Good news for scots, mcwonder wants the highlands to have a dlc

[leaden magnet]

I wouldn’t count on it

[sleek gull]

Not according to Franky. It is something they may consider, as per him. Stated on a m00 stream

[opal granite]

where is optimization upd

[leaden magnet]

15th century Europe has enough

[agile lintel]

I haven’t bought the EA version yet because Im afraid my PC will turn into an IED

What am I missing out on

[vapid hull]

Link it bub

[kindred latch]

Finally I can wear a skirt in halfsword

[frail veldt]

polearm enemies in demo are a fucking menace (i.e pitchfork man in commoner) in EA they just keep slapping you over the head with the flat of their spear instead of actually using their range at all

[thick peak]

did 15th century have glocks and baseball bats?

america🦅 🦅 🦅

[sleek gull]

I absolutely would, but i'm at work atm, and I really can't watch a 2 hour long stream to find the timestamp lol

[limber imp]

handgonne with a switch

[thick peak]

YEAAH🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[kindred latch]

I mean kinda

[frail veldt]

EA willie's answer to every situation is "overhead smash overhead smash SMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH"

[sleek gull]

To be clear though, it was said it is something they'd consider. It is not a hard confirmation or anything. Just that the door is open for possible DLC in the far future.

[thick peak]

damn its 2 in 1 baseball bat and a glock

[leaden magnet]

I wish the AI wasn’t just spamming kicks

[vapid hull]

Well I’m analyzing ancient artifacts, so get absolutely destroyed

[vapid hull]

You can already wear a chain one

[idle crane]

Thats a door handle

[vapid hull]

Axehead

[frail veldt]

also you don't realize how much armor actually restricts your movement until you try dropping pieces and realizing you suddenly aren't fighting like you're underwater

doesn't make a difference for the willies of course but the player absolutely gets bogged down in armor

[idle crane]

door handle. my interpretation is clearly better and correct

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100476193993670758/1273614139344031815/attachment.gif

[limber imp]

what type of pants do i need for cuisses

[leaden magnet]

I mean yea it makes sense, I wish clipping wasn’t so bad right now

Literally everything clips everything

[idle crane]

Half pan

[leaden magnet]

Hosen

[frail veldt]

only hosen, specifically normal hosen and not the ones that look like they got booties

[vapid hull]

Oh hi m00 :)

[wind charm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/trending-viral-nanoave-KVBLwsJdcZZJ4vaT0q

Rali :D

[vapid hull]

You can SEE where the wooden handle would go you IGNORANT fool

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-crash-out-angry-gif-15667791719891680630

[frail veldt]

is there a downside to baron armor it's a bit ridiculous the cuirass is like 5kg lighter than any other for the same level of protection

[vapid hull]

Holy shit his eye pressure HAS to be insane 😭

[idle crane]

No thats obviously where the yoinky sploinky metal thing inside a door handle go

[wind charm]

Oh shit o

https://tenor.com/view/yoink-gif-20197175

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/leek-gif-26546868

[kindred latch]

Mhm mhm, I can’t tell what it is so definitely for ritual purposes

[vapid hull]

Its an AXEhead that was BURIED with a DEAD GUY

[frail veldt]

any shield users here? i just cant get the hang of them at all

[vapid hull]

Its a little horsey

[idle crane]

I think the dead guy was probably just fond of door handles

[sleek gull]

Dead guy? Sounds like a crappy axe then

If it was a good axe, he'd still be alive today!

[vapid hull]

(2000-1800BC btw)

[kindred latch]

Hold in the direction you’re being attacked from

[idle crane]

Oh so the dead guy is probably john door-handle

[vapid hull]

Isn’t how it WORKED

[frail veldt]

that part's simple enough it's attacking with them without completely dropping my guard that im struggling w

[sleek gull]

The only door that handle opened, was the gates of heaven

[kindred latch]

Don’t you know door handles didn’t exist until John handle made the first one in 1632

[vapid hull]

He was fond of horses and having whimsy

[vapid hull]

Thank you, finally, fuck, some actually history for once

[thick peak]

eh

cap

[frail veldt]

why are we allowed to wear a mail fould with a full hauberk? is that actually historical

[vapid hull]

John Doorhandle wasn’t around until the 17th century

[thick peak]

it was actually Donnohan D Handler

who made handles

[kindred latch]

Yea

[thick peak]

in 1565

smh

[small glen]

Rali beat the fuck out of me with broom handle, send help

[sleek gull]

Sounds like a One Piece character.

[thick peak]

yes

[small glen]

I forted

[idle crane]

Erm actuawwy John Doorhandle existed in 1878

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1275238418586275841/1456804148807991449/Screenshot_20251229_203528_TikTok.gif

[sleek gull]

Found him

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-kanye-ye-um-uhm-gif-1371611536126645899

[frail veldt]

do only half guantlets come with the mail glove upgrade?

[thick peak]

John "Handle" Pawson

such a cool nickname

[kindred latch]

Yea, the others are either mittens or finger. Ed gauntlets

[frail veldt]

kinda miss having some commoner weapons in my trader it's all just armor now 🙁

[kindred latch]

For some reason the discord won’t let me say that word

[small glen]

Armor is goated

[gilded breach]

half sword ps1 demake

[frail veldt]

man please just get up

[sleek gull]

Ooooo woooo ooooooo

[static spoke]

how i shot arrow

[frail veldt]

1h maces that won't turn your wrists to jelly swinging them?

[frail veldt]

nvm found one i guess mine was just too heavy

[quick steppe]

wrists are like jelly on most of the weapons

[frail veldt]

im using one from the trader now and i can actually effectively swing it without it flopping upside down and behind my character

[hollow smelt]

is there any way to change player 2's weight and height

[small glen]

I use a custom made sword and messer for a sidearm

[vapid hull]

What are you TALKING ABOUT

[dapper briar]

how to get arrows

[small glen]

The messer was made by my friend, it's pretty dayum gud

[vapid hull]

That actually threw me for a loop 😭

[small glen]

I can smell your STENCH from Florida

[frail veldt]

messer was my first none useless weapon when i was struggling through beggar and commoner, complete game changer at that rank

[dapper briar]

how to get arrows for reload

[vapid hull]

Thats CLUELESS not ME

[frail veldt]

can't, you get one shot per round

[small glen]

*That's RALI not CLUELESS

[dapper briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/185895700624572416/1438764141538971769/a5z6jq.gif

[small glen]

Rali ancestor

[frail veldt]

i wish i could view weapons in the forge so i can actually see how trader weapons are balanced

[vapid hull]

I take 3 showers a day!!! Sometimes 4 !!!!

[hollow smelt]

is there any way to change player 2's weight and height

[small glen]

Weak, i take -5

[vapid hull]

Negative? What do you roll around in filth like a rat?

[small glen]

I take that shrek mud bath

[vapid hull]

You are fucjing DISGUSTING

Disgusting bug man

[dapper briar]

your skin is gonna fall off

[small glen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773572816091349022/1470592775761170613/Death.gif

Irl or

Saber

[vapid hull]

Dinnae you tell me how to treat MY skin

[dapper briar]

future billionaire will love this profile picture

[thick peak]

I take 24 showers per day

[kindred latch]

This one

[dapper briar]

can i have it when it falls off

[small glen]

Quick, agile, easy to use, small and easy to carry

[blissful jasper]

you dont use a rapier for actual one on one combat

you’d use a straightsword or, preferably, a spadroon

[thick peak]

its not for you to decide pal

[small glen]

You can pommel smack to with a rapier, good hand protection, and good for grappling too

[thick peak]

I'd use three rapiers

[dapper briar]

let’s put an inaccurate gun on a sword, it won’t break the sword in half or anything..

[pulsar sluice]

lol, some guy on youtube covered a hotfix that was done like 4 days ago saying it is new 🤔

[thick peak]

tape it together and use it as a SPEAR.

[small glen]

Shush you moth infidel

[pulsar sluice]

sword and half, half sword????

[frail veldt]

luckily the devs are patching it too often to farm content from patches without them instantly being out of date

[blissful jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-zoro-vs-king-king-of-hell-one-piece-1062-episode-1062-gif-16340763784012771786

[kindred latch]

Inaccurate? A foot outside sword poking range is its ideal distance

[small glen]

But the saber is also like that

[dapper briar]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dance-dancing-ai-KuXzbFUhDkJilhPh1O

[pulsar sluice]

wth vro

[frail veldt]

"this halfsword hotfix CHANGES EVERYTHING" game's already been patched twice before content creator finished editing

[blissful jasper]

why would you compare a sword that’s primarily intended to thrust to one that prinarily slashes

https://tenor.com/view/syfm-gif-981427805264738135

[vapid hull]

So says the dung beetle to the elegant insectoid

[vapid hull]

I guess </3

[dapper briar]

it tumbles in the barrel and has a 25% chance to hit your sword

[wispy orchid]

i wish i could post a pic of willie having a messer in his head and still running around (i have one)

[blissful jasper]

i think you overestimate how inaccurate flintlocks were

[small glen]

I am of royal Bee kin, you peasant bottom feeder Moth

You can stab super easy with a saber, cut and stabbing is part of the idea

[vapid hull]

Flintlocks didn’t even exist in 1470

[blissful jasper]

also that one could easily be rifled

[dapper briar]

i know muskets are not inaccurate but that barrel length means it will veer off

[kindred latch]

How the hell are you loading your flintlock? The ball should fit the barrel perfectly, without a good seal it’d just roll out of the barrel.

[vapid hull]

Imagine flexing being a mindless drone

[blissful jasper]

the only thing id be worried about is the pressure from the barrel damaging the sword

[blissful jasper]

what kind of saber

[small glen]

Same thing with a saber 💔

[frail veldt]

imagine not taking pride in serving your queen who gave you life, we all have to do our part for the hive

[blissful jasper]

thats more of an issue when reloading

[small glen]

Calvary sabers

[vapid hull]

This is the objective best gunsword design is this one

[gilded garden]

can you guys please fix your game

like please

[frail veldt]

monster hunter gunlance is pretty sick design

[thick peak]

fuck you

[vapid hull]

I imagined it and its ugly, you should devote yourself to the moon instead

[gilded garden]

my character acts like a new born baby trying to walk

and he swings like a girl

[fallow valley]

It's an early access game, the process of fixing it is in progress

[blissful jasper]

eeeeh yeah no you’d rely more on slashing

[small glen]

Serving the queen is like being a space marine from warhammer, dying and service in death of Empress of Bee Kind

[gilded garden]

i mean they had it locked down in the demo tho

[vapid hull]

Big bayonet…!

[frail veldt]

"devote yourself to the moon" brother you devote yourself more to lanterns that fry your pathetic soul to a crisp

[blissful jasper]

WRONG! Praise the sun

[gilded garden]

on your period?

[small glen]

It can still stab..

What bladed weapon can't stab?!

[gilded garden]

they honestly kind of fixed performance

[vapid hull]

Those are false idols made by treacherous rapscallions with the devil’s tongue

[frail veldt]

maybe learn to navigate your way out of a light fixture before you come flaming those of us that actually have a reason to live

[blissful jasper]

https://www.ima-usa.com/cdn/shop/products/ON10591__01.jpg?v=1595734398

[gilded garden]

slums is more bearable now. idk why they would render and fully detail places outside of the playable area but you know

[pulsar sluice]

realism i think ✌️

[blissful jasper]

graphical fidelity

[vapid hull]

At least I didn’t get colonized 🥱

[small glen]

Who wouldn't want to use one of these badass swords

[gilded garden]

but it's still pretty much imposible to play because the willies cant walk on more than a perfect 90 degree angled floor

[blissful jasper]

what country

[frail veldt]

"colonized" we are the colonizers, moth chuds only know how to be parasites and assume the rest of us are too

[thick peak]

fuck you

[vapid hull]

The sun hurts my eyes when I stare at it

[vapid hull]

Bees

[blissful jasper]

you need to build up a tolerance

[fallow valley]

They were probably intending to use those areas later on, or maybe the slums was intended to be a much larger arena?

[blissful jasper]

Bees don’t colonize. They set up their own home an assist the locals.

[dawn stone]

i just realized you can block polehammer or other heavy strikes by half swording and using the sword to block and getting no damage (if they dont hit your hand)

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-not-drake-laptop-duh-gif-gif-15750020406482202814

[gilded garden]

it's standard practice in the game industry to not fully render unplayable areas of the map. you are able to achieve similiar fidelity using other methods that don't hurt performance

[frail veldt]

it's their first game ever i assume it was just a silly mistake

[thick peak]

yes thats how block works

[frail veldt]

imagine being too stupid to understand mutually beneficial trade deals, classic peabrained moth move

[small glen]

Yellow jackets are the King von of insects

[blissful jasper]

This is a way Bees at Beethedrals show veneration to their patron

[blissful jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-king-von-he-was-a-serial-killer-gif-8001989261740272102

[fallow valley]

https://giphy.com/gifs/instagram-nazoom-bees-meme-j6pRfWhUoTTuBfhIlb

[vapid hull]

Ur just made I have what it takes to be free

[gilded garden]

not bad for first time but it's still a rookie mistake

[small glen]

How people talk about yellow jackets and wasp:

[gilded garden]

looks like i'm right

[blissful jasper]

Is freedom from purpose truly freedom?

[vapid hull]

LMFAO

[frail veldt]

"free" the only people that don't kill you on sight are egirls that retweet pictures of moths cuter than you and they probably still ask their boyfriends to flatten you, we have entire species uniting to protect us and help us thrive

Not that we ever needed it, it's nice to know we're useful to the world as a whole and not just to ourselves

[vapid hull]

With such a short life one must follow their own whims rather that can afford to dedicate themselves to something lasting

[worthy raptor]

is anyone else having the "application control policy has blocked this file (0x11C7)" error?

i have a picture of the error but i cant send it

[inland jolt]

does anyone know what the red and orange colors mean on gear? i know that red means it came from the abyss but is anything special for it to be bright red

[blissful jasper]

i think it means its more expensive to insure

[small glen]

Mr president, rali is female

[frail veldt]

moth "freedom" just means freedom to bash your skull into glass until your pathetic spark of a life is snuffed out, we have a craft, we hone and perfect our craft to the point where entire ecosystems hinge on our survival, you're just a fabric chewing pest

[worthy raptor]

yeah i think so, when i went to insure the candle holder staff thingy it costed double the price.

[vapid hull]

You’re just mad you’re endangered and can’t defend your hive without killing yourself, buddy. I for one enjoy being able to eat cloth and get stuck in lamps and die in a week

[blissful jasper]

anyways im sad my game crashed right after i died so i lost all my insured gear

[inland jolt]

i saw a dev say right now insured items from the abyss are orange

[vapid hull]

“We craft” bro you make ONE THING 😭

[frail veldt]

and you make none

[blissful jasper]

insured items are all the same color

[blissful jasper]

lost my full set of plate armor on soldier tier 🥀

[worthy raptor]

they're all yellow i dont think theres an orange color in that situation

[vapid hull]

We weave silk, and build our own cocoons while you vomit on ur house all day

Keep walking bub

[vapid hull]

Lmfao

[blissful jasper]

women dont exist in half sword

everyones a willie

[vapid hull]

I remember arguing about this at 11PM

[frail veldt]

ONE breed of your species actually found a way to make itself useful (in your useless little larval stage too!) our entire lifespans consist of us providing for each other and for the world as a whole, once again, you're just a winged pest the second you enter your little hermit coccoon of uselessness and waste

[vapid hull]

it was fun

[blissful jasper]

men lay eggs in half sword

[finite bough]

sup half sworders

[blissful jasper]

willies are marsupials

[vapid hull]

Choom doesn’t get the fleeting beauty of the moth lifecycle cuz he’s too busy dying namelessly for a hive

[blissful jasper]

Guys quick find me a sexual inuendo

https://tenor.com/view/so-much-honor-honor-so-much-samurai-asian-gif-1955968030735975412

[wind charm]

Preem

[frail veldt]

cope harder with the utter lack of justification for your existence, are you even a silkworm or just a coping fabric chewer?

[ionic flume]

I want to see brains and viscera flying out of willies

[vapid hull]

What a gonk am I right, choomba

[vapid hull]

You talk a lottt for a drone, bubs

Shouldn’t you be getting pollen and doing the bugshaker for your queen or something?

[frail veldt]

yeah we talk enough that you pussies wont get within 20 feet of our hive 💀

[vapid hull]

Whatever it is you beetypes do

[vapid hull]

Is ur hive bright? Got any lighting?

Thought not

[wind charm]

See a nova ripper doc choom, I'm gonna delta cos I don't wanna flatline when you go cyber psycho

[frail veldt]

racist server

moth apologist mods

[frail veldt]

don't need it friend who needs lights when you've got basic navigational skills

[vapid hull]

We gotta schlep across town just to find one thats got preem enough mods, ngl. Otherwise you’re just gonna find a bunch of scaved shit that they klept from a haunt with some garbage ice

[gilded garden]

and stabbing doesn't even work anymore

[frail veldt]

it's significantly nerfed, halfswording stabs still works well though

[gilded garden]

why

why is it nerfed i don't get it

[frail veldt]

fallen prey to the new physics i fear

[gilded garden]

stabbing is good for a reason

[vapid hull]

Oh navigation skills?? You wanna go there??

https://youtube.com/shorts/-UDCYMw_JuE?si=8u1Tq3t615xZPM9y

[frail veldt]

don't think it's an intended nerf, prolly just a result of the engine swap like most of the physics issues i assume

[vapid hull]

Crazy how people like bugs who actually talk outside of their echo chamber

[primal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/nicholas-nicholascage-bees-bite-gif-4944634

[frail veldt]

bro's never typing in here again after he roasts himself slamming into a light bulb later today

[vapid hull]

One thing I did notice is that the arming sword stab stance is kinda bugged

[vapid hull]

THEY LOOK LIKE THE MOON

HOW is that MY fault

[nocturne stratus]

hello

[frail veldt]

unironically i hated moths as a kid bc they were so noisy with that shit and would disrupt my late night gaming

[frail veldt]

CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK

[nocturne stratus]

wow

[vapid hull]

Oh so you’re doing what actors do and manifesting that into your role

Thats smart

[frail veldt]

BUZZZZZZ CLINK CLINK CLINK

[vapid hull]

I’ve always liked bees so its hard for me to shittalk them

All the moths in my area are small and quiet or gorgeous

I quite adore them

[frail veldt]

other than just gassing up bees moths don't have much to criticize since they're at worst just annoying, i'd be getting myself banned talking shit abt hornets though

[thick peak]

what about

flies and mosquitoes

[frail veldt]

mosquitoes could be real toxic and stay well in character

they're annoying bloodsuckers by nature it's just how they are

[primal geyser]

mosquitos be like

[frail veldt]

mosquitoes get into 1 argument on reddit and then stalk their opponent's replies for 6 months afterwards reminding them to come back to the argument

[vapid hull]

Yeah hornets and mosquitoes lowkey deserve banned from everywhere

[slow anchor]

https://giphy.com/gifs/squid-game-games-lee-jung-jae-2tbt55WNSifh11HUHC

[vapid hull]

You know they have “if you’re here i made you mad” in their bio cuz nobody would be there to friend them

[gilded breach]

are there more bosses yet?

[finite bough]

wait he is still standing after getting a hit on his head that took out his helmet..

[finite bough]

i want demo's bosses back

[gilded breach]

that is a no i assume

k ill ask again tommorow

[burnt quiver]

you will probably get pinged if they update and add more content

[vapid hull]

Probably fell off due to lack of a strap which == a defeating blow. But I agree he’d be smart to surrender

[gilded breach]

i will ask either way

[primal geyser]

why are you attacking me

[frail veldt]

i had one guy in dbd posting 6 comments to my steam profile flaming me after losing 1 match and then blocked me when i told him to stay mad and stay bad on his

kept them as a souvenir and refused to delete them

[vapid hull]

Are you a mosquito ?

[burnt quiver]

i lowkey be doing that sometimes

[vapid hull]

LMFAO

[primal geyser]

nay

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-moth-angry-moth-angy-angy-moth-gif-12172188902761272813

[vapid hull]

Hornets would LOVE dbd

[burnt quiver]

only to people cheating though

[vapid hull]

Rise up mothcels

[remote crypt]

I require more lamps.

[finite bough]

hit him so hard that his neck twisted 180deg

[remote crypt]

Send me lamps

[primal geyser]

moth and mod kinda sounds similar. coincidence?

[frail veldt]

fighting games get me well to that point but i don't think i've ever actually done it even when my fingers were twitching to DM someone after a match

[fallow valley]

https://giphy.com/gifs/true-correct-why-is-he-olLyDUpnv5z3xhmeyB

[remote crypt]

No moths are better than mods because we own lamp

flashbang. This is my mouse.

[primal geyser]

fair point

[gloomy sandal]

Tried to do split screen over steam remote play last night, and no matter what we did, both inputs went to one character.

Anyone else run into that and solve it?

[frail veldt]

i don't know what it is about fighting games man i can control my tilt decently well in any other multiplayer game but get me in a street fighter loss streak and i start frothing at the mouth

[vapid hull]

We need more moths in office fr

[remote crypt]

its weird but you need a controller and some luck. Unless its been patched

[burnt quiver]

literally last night i was on counter strike and someone on my team was obviously cheating (in casual by the way 😭) so i left a comment on his steam profile but that’s generally as far as i will go

[primal geyser]

goth butterflies 2028

[vapid hull]

Oh you use the ergonomic ones, how is it for games?

[remote crypt]

I like it. I have a shit wrist so it offloads most pressure onto my forearm.

[remote crypt]

my first decree as president would be sending a mission to the forbidden lamp in the sky. To the sun.

[vapid hull]

I love flying into windows and zappers and dying in a week <3

[thick peak]

so

[gloomy sandal]

As in p1 needs a controller as well?

We tried for a bit but couldn't get steam remote play to read both controllers in order to establish a p1/p2

We also tried having the controller be p2 in remote play with me using kb+m, no dice

[jade wadi]

Just found out that you can remove parts of your armour by holding H.

[remote crypt]

lAmP

[frail veldt]

SF6 and tekken are the only games to this day where my blocklist is larger than 2 or 3 people max because on a bad enough night i'd just start blocking anyone who bodied me hard enough

[thick peak]

ur racist towards mosquitos huh? @vapid hull

[wanton remnant]

I think they should keep the tourneys as is but add the demo bosses to replace the “champion” cards

[vapid hull]

Thank fricking god, finally a president who would do what we have ALL been asking for

[vapid hull]

300%

Absolutely

[thick peak]

damm

[remote crypt]

Unironically. Mine is helldivers. Too many trolls

[primal geyser]

I think genocide is okay as long as its against mosquitos

[thick peak]

would you trade that rock for a mosquito?

[thick peak]

DAMN

[primal geyser]

yeah I said it

[remote crypt]

The rock has a purpose besides spreading malaria 👀

[thick peak]

@stable verge I wouldn't let that slide bro

@slate rune

@upper wyvern

[frail veldt]

if moths were the dominant species i wonder how many rockets we'd have melted in the sun before we stopped trying

[vapid hull]

I think vrchat, the few times that I have played it, has my largest blocklist

So many creepz

[remote crypt]

We would never stop

[burnt quiver]

yea @stable verge they’re talking shit about you

[primal geyser]

ayo snitch

[idle crane]

Stop pinging random people

[vapid hull]

It looks like the moon.

[thick peak]

whats up huh? whats up?

[remote crypt]

I don't touch VRchat but I mean. Weirdos are weirdos. I'd just start accusing them of being jeffy eps

[vapid hull]

Please don’t mention him </3

[frail veldt]

imagine the religious fervor when moth astronomy advances enough that they realize the moon only glows when it's reflecting the sun

[vapid hull]

But yeah no, icky game

[regal halo]

So do you get a new piece of baron armor every time you beat him?

[remote crypt]

I still find it nuts that guy was into fnaf 34

[thick peak]

yes

[regal halo]

Is that also why I can't loot him lol

[thick peak]

i got baron panties

[idle crane]

Chnage the topic

[vapid hull]

Inappropriate !!! Inappropriate for the server !!!

[thick peak]

yes

you can loot his weapon

[remote crypt]

lol that was my last comment on it dw.

[regal halo]

That feels a little contrived. You can loot everyone else but not him? IDK if I like that.

[blissful jasper]

I thought there was only like. 8

[vapid hull]

We’re gonna send rockets to the big glowy thing in the sky, and when it stops glowing we switch targets to the glowier thing

[thick peak]

yes because it wouldn't make any sense to continue playing

[blissful jasper]

kind of the point if the endgame

[remote crypt]

Its cuz you get his stuff for winning the tourney. Otherwise it'd be a money glitch with how much it goes for.

[regal halo]

I understand why they made that decision, but it still feels contrived.

[slow lintel]

Guys, what else are you hoping gets added to the game? Gameplay, gamemodes wise.

[vapid hull]

Also implying the moon isn’t a soft and warm glowing ball of light is crazy

[burnt quiver]

is “baron set” the last unlock from fighting him by the way?

[remote crypt]

moon

[blissful jasper]

ip grabber

[regal halo]

Larger battles would be awesome. Let me fight a 10 v 10

[remote crypt]

That is clever

[wanton remnant]

It gives players that play “reward focused” a reason to keep going in endgame

[thick peak]

1 v 10 ez money

just give me stick

with blade on it.

make it polearm.

😭

[olive basalt]

oh hell nawww

[primal geyser]

quarterstaff low key enough

[olive basalt]

message unavailable?

[blissful jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-tanamen-gecky-incorporeal-gif-21102682

[unreal temple]

(honestly it ain't,

[vapid hull]

Baron is genuinely easy, I think you’re just bad, what are you TALKING about lmao?

[regal halo]

I absolutely understand that. I know why they did it, but it doesn't really make sense in-game. Why can I loot literally everybody else but not him? It doesn't make sense within the world.

[frail veldt]

i wonder how moth sci fi would differ from human sci fi if they were just as intelligent, they'd definitely be fantasizing over colonizing stars rather than planets

[wanton remnant]

You can actually make glaives via save editing polearms and giving them sword heads

[frail veldt]

they're very fun to use as long as you make them very short too, long glaive is just unwieldy

[burnt quiver]

i killed him like 10 times and got the cuirass, vambraces, gauntlets, spaulders, foulds, standart, armet, cuisses, and greaves

[burnt quiver]

is there anything else?

[wanton remnant]

Did you get his hawkburk and skirt? They should be the first things you get at least in my case

[vapid hull]

I think it’d be an interesting study to see a people who reject the sun being inhospitable on a religious/quasi religious basis

[frail veldt]

i wish we could replay tournaments that were below our rank i wanna run a gauntlet against lightly armored enemies while in full armor

[restive barn]

Yes

[burnt quiver]

no never got those but i have the foulds (skirt)

[wanton remnant]

Yes from then on everytime you beat him you get another full set

[olive basalt]

i wonder when optimization will be fixed

also how many weapons does baron have

[vapid hull]

Thats like mike tyson fighting glass joe just for the fuck of it 😭

[frail veldt]

more like mike tyson fighting 20 glas joes

those odds are a bit different

[slow lintel]

Two, unless I am mistaken?

[olive basalt]

oh baron sword and beak?

then i got both

[burnt quiver]

baron’s beak (polearm), rondel dagger (the one that you can reverse grip), and baron sword

[unreal temple]

WHY THE FUCK DID TOU REPLYING TO ME?

[vapid hull]

Fighting a militia tier gauntlet would be fun

[olive basalt]

how to get his dagger?

[frail veldt]

also man at arms ranked enemies can defo still floor you in full armor some of them do have blunt weapons

[burnt quiver]

make him pull it out

[wanton remnant]

Baron beak, baron sword, baron mace, normal rondel

[idle crane]

iirc 4. Barons beak, barons sword and a casted mace, rondel dagger which im pretty sure arent unique

[olive basalt]

how

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[burnt quiver]

smack the sword and polearm out of his hands

[olive basalt]

can i get his weapon without making him pull it out

[wanton remnant]

The mace is unique only in name, just because it’s called “baron mace”, from looking at it’s attributes in the sav it seems to just be a normal casted mace just renamed

[olive basalt]

that might be hard

[gilded breach]

hehe

[burnt quiver]

it is yea

[olive basalt]

i got the beak myself

[vapid hull]

Me when the cashier wins the cointoss

[frail veldt]

is this game's wiki still barren or have ppl gotten around to filling it out yet

[vapid hull]

Be the change u wanna see in the world

[olive basalt]

why do all the lord rank fights have to be riots

[frail veldt]

never confident enough in my game knowledge to fill out a wiki tbh, when i am it's a game that people already fully mapped out 🙁

[primal geyser]

because its fun to slay peasants

[olive basalt]

not when the optimization is ass

[burnt quiver]

you can always get corrected later on by nerds

[frail veldt]

fr in lord rank im mostly fighting in lower ranks because anything above soldier tier is such a drag and i hate feeling forced into using blunt weapons

[burnt quiver]

i wouldn’t want to write all that either though

[wanton remnant]

Keep knocking him to the ground but don’t defeat him, every time you knock him down he likes to pull out another weapon

[olive basalt]

ok

i got 2 already

[past tangle]

just use the wanger its op

[frail veldt]

i 1 hit ko'd him on my first run and went right for the submission bc i wanted that damn cuirass, kept the beak tho

[burnt quiver]

make sure to insure the sword i’m pretty sure it doesn’t auto insure

[olive basalt]

it doesnt?

[frail veldt]

none of the baron weapons do

the armor does tho

[olive basalt]

it doe

[burnt quiver]

i thought the beak did but i might be wrong

[olive basalt]

i think they did

they auto insured

[frail veldt]

nah it's expensive af to insure too

[slow lintel]

I have mentioned this a few times already, but I am really looking forward to a survival mode, with the option for duels, or more enemies! Similar to Abyss, but with humans! And the option to heal minor injuries, or none at all!

[past tangle]

his dagger can be found on cellar on the table near the chest speans

spawns*

[olive basalt]

what does baron's dagger look like

[slow lintel]

And more arenas! Like, a field, a snow area. Stuff like that

[olive basalt]

is it auto insured?

[frail veldt]

it might be effectively insured and you're not able to actually lose it (i havent yet even if i dropped it) but it's been white in my inventory ever since i picked it up

[olive basalt]

cuz uhh i kinda just have an insured dagger

[past tangle]

no its like 40 coins to insure it

its shite

i wouldnt use it

its a lvl 1 weapon u can find it on ur first fight

[frail veldt]

baron's beak is a great fuckin weapon bro how is this shit balanced with how heavy and huge it is

[wanton remnant]

Ya his dagger is the normal rondel, so find it in basement (rare and expensive in shop) or try your luck getting it from him but it’s the last weapon he pulls out from my experiences

[past tangle]

problem is is that it sucks

[onyx moon]

um

[past tangle]

so its not even worth the grind

[pulsar sluice]

so, when do you guys think half sword will find it's other half?

[onyx moon]

did i click free mode

[olive basalt]

this very normal thats not in a spotlight dagger?

[onyx moon]

yes i did

[past tangle]

thats it

[pulsar sluice]

yes

[past tangle]

thats the rondell

[olive basalt]

k

[past tangle]

dagger

[burnt quiver]

i managed to cut someone’s head open through their visor with it lol

[past tangle]

its poop shit

so dont even bother

using it

[pulsar sluice]

when do you guys think full access will happen?

[frail veldt]

i noticed it just straight up pierces helmets

[past tangle]

good couple years

[pulsar sluice]

oof

[burnt quiver]

they’re the same dagger yea the baron uses it but his isn’t any different from that one

[past tangle]

2028

id say

[frail veldt]

do normal polearm spikes do that?

[wanton remnant]

It can be op af but it’s the hardest weapon to use.
I’ve really only seen it work using an arming sword and left handing the rondel

[olive basalt]

ok

[pulsar sluice]

i mean ye, the devs said we got 5~15% of the full game in EA

[olive basalt]

maxed dmg to npc is so fun

[past tangle]

makes me excited though

quite a bit of content

[weak ermine]

can you take the golden guy armor

[burnt quiver]

halfsword full release is going to be gta 6

[past tangle]

for 15 bucks

[frail veldt]

did they say wtf else they're planning the amount of content really isnt too bad for an EA title

[olive basalt]

yeah

just beat him 10 times

for the full set

:D

[past tangle]

really?

[wanton remnant]

The mace is also TECHNICALLY a normal casted mace you can make youself, the only difference is his says “baron mace”

[past tangle]

why do u gotta do it ten times

[olive basalt]

waw

[past tangle]

why cant u just take all of it on first kill

[pulsar sluice]

idk, more weapons, maps, armor, multiplayer, etc.

[past tangle]

multiplayer would be so hard

[olive basalt]

idk

[burnt quiver]

i forgot about the mace lol

[past tangle]

so fun tho

[pulsar sluice]

if it is against a friend, that would be fun

[frail veldt]

didnt they say online multiplayer prolly wont happen because technically it would be a nightmare

[olive basalt]

a golden casted mace

[slow lintel]

https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/2397300/extras/9ab1824a68883b109167b9c7d72bf2b6.avif?t=1769873014

[olive basalt]

ok

[burnt quiver]

it gives you something to work towards after beating him once

[past tangle]

yeah true

[wanton remnant]

The mace imo is his only worthwhile weapon (besides the op beak)

[olive basalt]

yeah but the progression bar is slow

[past tangle]

kinda would be boring getting it one kill

[pulsar sluice]

technically, but if you got the specs, achieveable, not achieveable in the current state

[past tangle]

whats ur oldest charater guys?

[burnt quiver]

that’s the only reason though you basically beat the game as it is right now

[olive basalt]

swords pretty much become fodder when enemies have full armor

[pulsar sluice]

75 in-game days give or take

[limber imp]

why the fuck did i die from being stabbed in the knee

[past tangle]

damn bro

[pulsar sluice]

i retired to make a taller character for more weight

[olive basalt]

did my fucking character just slip on air

[onyx moon]

day 144 and going

[frail veldt]

methinks online physics based multiplayer might just be too ambitious for this unless it's pretty simplified, perfecting it as a singleplayer experience feels like a way better option

[burnt quiver]

there’s an artery in that area

[past tangle]

fookin hell

when did u start that?

[limber imp]

hmm, maybe

[onyx moon]

i have no idea

[past tangle]

back of the knee is very vital

[olive basalt]

i feel like dying in progression mod isnt as bad anymore

[wanton remnant]

Tru, we just need great swords. Sav editing in one works great for armor (albeit unwieldy as he holds it like a normal longsword)

[olive basalt]

dying in demo gauntlet was devestating

[past tangle]

do you remember the class u were like a peasant? or nah

[burnt quiver]

there’s a really big one in your thigh and i assume it goes through the knee but i’m not an expert

[onyx moon]

i think from veteran to lord

[past tangle]

bro demo is the hardest game ive ever played

[onyx moon]

it was finn germey

[limber imp]

not back of hte knee he somehow pierced through my poleyns

[olive basalt]

it is

[frail veldt]

multiplayer would be such a massive investment for them for something that's unlikely to go well with current tech

[limber imp]

clearly you havent half sworded at man at arms tier

[past tangle]

he gave u housemaids knee and that killed u

[past abyss]

top 10 modteam
numero uno - clueless
numero dos - mopsen
numero tres - tcaldridge
numero cuatro - mcwonderbeast

ASS RANKING: militus (i hate you)
PENIS RANKING: moai (i hate you too)

[past tangle]

i couldnt get past the 3 mans in the demo but the full release is such an easy game

[feral moon]

🥱

[limber imp]

the enemies feel a lot stronger and more lethal cause they be getting crazy hits on me

[past tangle]

its honestly cus u can steal armour

[thick peak]

oh damn

it sounds cool asf

is it possible to make double short glaive?

[burnt quiver]

They have to optimize first before that gets released, I assume it only came unpolished with ea release to show proof that they were working on it

[limber imp]

whats clueless doing here and militius they arent mods

[past tangle]

i jus kill my mercenaries then take their fits ong

[onyx moon]

toss

[past abyss]

i dont care i love clueless

and i hate militus

[thick peak]

STOP TOSSING THEM

[past tangle]

tuff

[limber imp]

same

[onyx moon]

theyre literally afraid of me by now

[thick peak]

HOW MUCH MORE SHOULD THEY SUFFER

[onyx moon]

ive probably tossed like 100 ppl

[frail veldt]

that goes without saying yea i mean even when the game is in a stable state i think multiplayer should be largely kept off the table or at least de-prioritized

[mental pumice]

What is the time era of half sword?

[onyx moon]

and broken 20 ankles

[past tangle]

optimization should be one of the last things they do

[thick peak]

thats fine, thats bone smashing he's gonna look brutal asf after

[humble hazel]

You got a rule of thumb for parries? I was pretty consistent with it in the tech demo but now I just can't get the hang of it

[wanton remnant]

It is bro, I really want them to just take the limits off the in game editor to allow us to make anything we can make by editing the sav, cuz you can make some dope ass weapons

[past tangle]

because every update is juts gonna unoptimisethe game again

[onyx moon]

what a throw

[thick peak]

holy damn

[past tangle]

rip

[thick peak]

attaching three knives on gauntlet...

[frail veldt]

the state the physics are in needs a lot of work methinks, the performance is pretty good right now though i might be out of touch since i have a good build

[thick peak]

wolverine...

[burnt quiver]

Parries right now aren’t as powerful as they were in the demo it’s much better to grapple their weapon and then hit them because of how difficult it is right now

[wanton remnant]

I prefer defecting instead of parrying now because it’s so hard to get a good parry now

[restive garnet]

Where am i??

[signal wedge]

You're not a mod gang 😭

[frail veldt]

baron's buddy refuses to submit even after getting spiked in the head with the beak multiple times and im injured enough that im stumbling around with buckling knees and i just wanna get the baron's weapons

[restive garnet]

I have the role gang

[idle crane]

He is technically

so is Frank

[restive garnet]

Who?

[signal wedge]

Frank

[onyx moon]

something about holly o' hart

[signal wedge]

From gta5

[restive garnet]

Oooohhhh

[idle crane]

Idk just some guy. He made a game or something

[smoky field]

yo guys

[smoky field]

i have a 1080 gtx and i want a new gpu for 400 dollars anyone got recommendations??

[onyx moon]

bro got thrown SO badly he started balding

[idle crane]

Oh frank dont have the mod role anymore

[restive barn]

shooting range coming out next update of gun mod

[restive garnet]

Did he make the frankyknifes game?

[idle crane]

sounds about right

[burnt quiver]

Do you happen to live near a microcenter?

[past abyss]

OMG OMG ITS YOU

[restive garnet]

His aim needs work

[onyx moon]

the poor dudes bald spots im fried

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/monkewait-gorilla-eating-meme-monke-siegemonkewait-gorilla-wait-gif-22185671

[past abyss]

ok wait

youre top 1 because youre actually a mod clueless goes in second

[restive garnet]

Hi its me YOU

[smoky field]

nah but ik places similar to it

[soft belfry]

Is it just me or is it nearly impossible to open the dang chests

[past abyss]

fuck you

[restive barn]

it's hard okay😔

[past abyss]

oh wait

youre mantic

[thick peak]

damn

[onyx moon]

will you be able to knock out ppl with the butt 🙏🏻

[frail veldt]

?

[past abyss]

i thought you were militus

mb

[idle crane]

tf fuck did i do. Fuck you too

[restive garnet]

Use crossbow anima

[past abyss]

youre cool

[past abyss]

lowk i read militus in your name nvm

sorry twin

[signal wedge]

genuinely wonder what militus did to face this level of generational hatred

[upper wyvern]

lmao

[idle crane]

You aint even the real willie smh my head

[restive barn]

you'll have to dummy or extract the modularweapon bp from the game files i think

[past abyss]

shake my head my head

[restive garnet]

Oh

[restive barn]

he said something about the complainers having bad pc

when ea came out

[past abyss]

he is the antichrist

[wheat rock]

you can grab them to open them sometimes, the grab slot simultaneously exists and doesnt exist depending on mood

[restive barn]

you're a dev dont you know ts😭

[onyx moon]

cinematic throw

[finite bough]

@restive garnetnext update when?
also a suggestion can you make the armor breakable? like it would break after a long use or even in match if its too damaged?

[onyx moon]

he died upon impact

[restive garnet]

I am a vfx dev

[past abyss]

best dev

[thick peak]

smh my head is my phrase dude

[frail veldt]

prop them open with halfsword stance is my strat, if all else fails just knock them over so the contents spill out

[restive garnet]

[restive barn]

do you have any idea why my snow particle system didnt work in the demo but now works in ea

[thick peak]

smh my head

[onyx moon]

TWO kicks to the balls

oh man

[idle crane]

i said it first

[olive basalt]

can i get baron's weapon without him pulling them out

[onyx moon]

immediately gave up too

holy

[thick peak]

No.

[restive garnet]

I approved it

[frail veldt]

no

[soft belfry]

The lid keeps shutting after I lift it up. Takes like over a dozen tries before it finally stays open

[olive basalt]

aw

missed the mace

[burnt quiver]

The market kind of sucks right now for computer hardware i was lucky enough to buy a 5070 for a little under msrp at a micro center near me and what card you’re able to buy is going to change based on where you are in the world

[finite bough]

@restive garnet

[past abyss]

there was SNOW?

[restive barn]

its a mod

[past abyss]

oh

[olive basalt]

are targes even good?

[tranquil lantern]

You should add a cannon prop fr🥺

[restive garnet]

@finite bough

[thick peak]

yeah dumbass, it was a MOD

[past abyss]

nao falo ingles perdao

[burnt quiver]

slightly worse small pavise

[past tangle]

yeah same 😭 i say its optimised but i have like a 2k pc

[frail veldt]

can you only get one of each baron weapon? i picked up two beaks but i think one of them despawned in my inventory after i unequipped it

[olive basalt]

do they just restrict drip and movements?

[restive barn]

demo footage but whateveshttps://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m15nbnt2HMDDgJ9mp?invite=cr-MSxrN3osNDI2NzUzNTE4

[smoky field]

yeah im desperate asf asking everyone market is sum bs rn and my gpu is getting older

[finite bough]

"next update when?
also a suggestion can you make the armor breakable? like it would break after a long use or even in match if its too damaged?"

[olive basalt]

how to make baron's mace myself?

[burnt quiver]

no they offer slight protection but they can get in the way

[olive basalt]

so do i remove them

[past tangle]

wanna buy my old 5070 375 pounds bro

[olive basalt]

cuz they restrict my drip

[past tangle]

ill pay for shipping

[restive garnet]

Suggestions goes to #1465774955009540257

[burnt quiver]

what cpu do you have?

[finite bough]

wait downloading unreal makes and play half sword makes the game run smooth?

[smoky field]

i7 10700kf

[wheat rock]

this mf real desperate to add an unrealistic feature that would make armor uses more tedious

[finite bough]

ohk

[onyx moon]

guys should i stop

[restive barn]

no i just added motion blur

[soft osprey]

quit hating on the poor guy

https://klipy.com/gifs/leave-her-alone-crying-6

[past tangle]

no

[finite bough]

oh

[past abyss]

I HATE YOU

[smoky field]

i cant afford that 💔

[past abyss]

youre WORSE

[frail veldt]

baron sword is very unwieldy holy fuck

[past tangle]

😭 okay sorry bro

[olive basalt]

so do i remove targes to help my drip or do they help too much

[smoky field]

all good 🙏

[idle crane]

Why are you being so dramatic?

[soft osprey]

youre a phoney

[past tangle]

i got a 5070ti and dlss max performance 30 fps on alley when i cut someone once 😭

[tranquil lantern]

Willie wouldnt say this

[burnt quiver]

try to get whatever you can honestly you can check sites like jawa for used parts if the budget is tight

[frail veldt]

i avoid them to avoid the extra weight since im clunky enough as is, idrk how much they help

[past abyss]

i am not willie

[signal wedge]

We need a mini game added to halfsword like dice or cards or something

[lean niche]

Coward!

[past abyss]

im willie the man not willie the concept

[smoky field]

too bad i live in a place where nobody uses pc shit so i cant find nun used

[lean niche]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[restive barn]

maybe not but i did try adding an open world map once

[tranquil lantern]

No you arent, you're a fake🥺

[burnt quiver]

discus

[past abyss]

yo id like that

[wanton remnant]

Better than nothing, and it doesn’t block most of your left view in first person like a pavis does

But all around pavis is better
Btw shields negate all dmg so wearing shields gives you a spot where you literally can’t take dmg

[lean niche]

Rogue!

Cuckold!

Oaf!

[burnt quiver]

they can ship to you

[restive barn]

[thick peak]

ur willie the cuckold!

even willie himself said that

[smoky field]

100 extra usd shipping twin i live in west asia

[burnt quiver]

oh that’s rough :p

[frail veldt]

i have a 5080 and multiple enemies just nukes my performance too

[tranquil lantern]

Lowkey I wouldnt do that

[burnt quiver]

i’m really fortunate to be in america

[smoky field]

i wouldnt live in west asia too

if thats what u mean

[thick peak]

someone from america marry me

likely girl

but if ur man, i dont really hesitate

[tranquil lantern]

Likely girl🥀

[errant yarrow]

you lose braincells every time you say lowkey

[thick peak]

lowkey

lowkey

lowkey

[errant yarrow]

stop for you health

[thick peak]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[frail veldt]

chances of a girl both playing this game and seeing this message let alone agreeing are slightly low

[soft osprey]

i lowkey get smarter

[thick peak]

odds are odds bro, who knows

[lean niche]

Lewdster!

[signal wedge]

Dude we still need that bar brawl mode

[limber imp]

farkle like in kcd2

[burnt quiver]

women on the internet don’t exist

[thick peak]

damn, breakable bottles and rosettes

[past tangle]

yeah same duels i can happily play like 200 300 fps 2 or more enemies its gg my performance is crying

[signal wedge]

Throwable stools and tables lol

[unreal oasis]

I'm curious what the percentage of guys and girls would be in this server ngl

[olive basalt]

will it matter that much if i dont use it for the drip

[thick peak]

breakable throwable stools and tables lol

[smoky field]

98 to 2

[frail veldt]

wouldn't be surprised if it's at least 90% men

[thick peak]

also one chick willie so it has any canonic reason to kill each other in bar

[wanton remnant]

No that’s just the normal experience lol

[limber imp]

is that planned?

[signal wedge]

man idk

[olive basalt]

ok

[signal wedge]

I just volunteer here

[soft osprey]

stop lying

[unreal oasis]

Maybe even 99 to 1 lol

[soft osprey]

yes you do know

[thick peak]

never trust a silly mod

he's silly

[signal wedge]

Then you answer doofis face

[olive basalt]

whats the closest thing to baron mace i can craft?

[restive barn]

maybe🤔 ican release it🤔

[soft osprey]

no i dont know i just volunteer here

[frail veldt]

the real question is what percentage of this server is over the age of 18 since some people who type in here are sus af

[thick peak]

bro just foreshadowed incoming bar update @signal wedge

[signal wedge]

YEAH I'M IN THE SAME BOAT

[soft osprey]

ok

[frail veldt]

and this game's huge on tiktok

[thick peak]

im 21

[signal wedge]

Nah its been talked about before EA was even announced, its not a revolutionary idea it would just be really fun

[limber imp]

a few

what was that

@thick peak

wtf was that

[soft osprey]

dont joke about being underage discord will delete you

[bronze barn]

what is the best way to get muscle?

[frail veldt]

there was one guy who came in here and instigated people into arguing with him for like 4 hours straight and was very obviously a maximum of 15 years old

[thick peak]

oh shit

i forgot that i could get sniped

lmao

thanks guys

[burnt quiver]

i’m 15 lol so a good few aren’t 18

[wanton remnant]

literally it

[thick peak]

dw im turning 22 in 20th may

[olive basalt]

well can i see the mace stats

like mass

size

[wanton remnant]

2.18kg

[signal wedge]

fuck you

[violet kindle]

despicable head shape

[olive basalt]

dawg

[crude dock]

anyone else game not save after closing it?

[frail veldt]

i called him out on it and said i have a hunch that he's not old enough for this game's rating and his response was "is that all u have to say?" and legit couldn't have outed himself harder

[olive basalt]

that doesnt help me

[wind peak]

My Strat is messer and shield with secondary mace just incase they are too strong

[violet kindle]

are we maximising the pain we put on our enemies

[upper wyvern]

this dude has been traumatised

[thick peak]

fuck you! he just saved me from discord banning

[violet kindle]

half satan

[thick peak]

i vouch for him now.

[signal wedge]

this is between us pal stay outta it

[thick peak]

grrrrr

[wanton remnant]

im bringing up the sav files to dook at its dementions holdup

[limber imp]

my 8 year old cousin plays half sword lmao

[thick peak]

https://tenor.com/view/amma-cat-ts-js-pmo-icl-pmo-cat-gif-9038313483801766180

[signal wedge]

ok I'm sorry

[olive basalt]

ty

[violet kindle]

when do we get the ability to put shit on our weapons so our opponents die of infectious diseases mid round

[thick peak]

https://tenor.com/view/celebration-gif-15366427017291655791

[limber imp]

is this what being a mod is about

[burnt quiver]

Nothing you can do about it at the end of the day i know so many people on gta 5 talking about the “shoe store” who are under 18

[frail veldt]

yea thats the kinda age range i imagine just purely from looking at the comments from halfsword tiktoks that are very clearly made by children

someone asking "is this game on mobile" is also a bit of a tell

[thick peak]

LMAO

[unreal oasis]

Hopefully the game doesn't effect them at such a young age mentally

[burnt quiver]

😭

[thick peak]

little do they know...

[violet kindle]

shit would detonate my phone

[burnt quiver]

i assume they just see people like caseoh play it and want to as well

[limber imp]

he is violent from the day he was born that game wont mean anything to him

[unreal oasis]

Seeing half sword videos and reading comments immediately pisses me off, it's just drooling iPad kids every time

[thick peak]

i started playing HS an year ago because caseoh streamed it

[limber imp]

player from 2023

[thick peak]

its been already 1.3 years gosh darn

[limber imp]

im og

[burnt quiver]

i found it through a moist critikal video

[thick peak]

damn

[frail veldt]

interesting how the tells for someone's age on the internet have changed over time lol, when i was a youngin you could really only tell bc i said really stupid shit now it's based on slang and how optimistic they are about the capabilities of mobile gaming

[olive basalt]

i found it in a youtube short 3 months ago

[thick peak]

uhm

okay

[tranquil lantern]

Im pretty sure my phone would become a little explosive

[gilded breach]

same i was 100% sure it was vr and got curious
saw the playtest and was like "ye thisll entertain me for like 30 minutes"
260 hours later

[thick peak]

yeah that's kinda true

dont say s word tho

its banned😭 😭 😭

[olive basalt]

lol

[covert forge]

i found halfsword on itch.io when scrolling through free games

[olive basalt]

i just killed someone on complete accident

[unreal oasis]

I actually ended up finding the game from Caseoh's channel, it was one of his speedrunning videos. It made me want to start speedrunning the game and I ended up getting first place in a couple of different categories for a week or so which was neat

[worn goblet]

new game out and we're already getting fatal errors again huh

[olive basalt]

he ran into the spike of the baron beak

[frail veldt]

s word?

[tranquil lantern]

I thought id try out the demo when I saw it on steam and it may or may not be a favorite for me

[thick peak]

s b i d i

word

[frail veldt]

LMAO

[violet kindle]

beggar tourney spikes my cortisol

[thick peak]

try it dude

😭 😭 😭

[thick peak]

yeah

[olive basalt]

why cuz easy?

[gilded breach]

thats how they get u

[supple spade]

just get pitchfork

[olive basalt]

idk what cortisol is

[thick peak]

lots of dudes came here from caseoh me reckon, bexause that stream had 70k people on

[thick peak]

stress hormone

[olive basalt]

oh

[frail veldt]

i already used the zoomer slang word for "blood" once and got every message with it insta deleted that's a really funny way of age gating the server

[olive basalt]

beggar tourney is peak with flail

[frail veldt]

just banning zoomer slang

[violet kindle]

12 fps btw

[quaint ingot]

I don’t even remember how I found Half Sword

[olive basalt]

on low?

[violet kindle]

yeah lmao

i have a good pc

i get 90+ fps in gmod and such

[olive basalt]

you might wanna upgrade..

[quaint ingot]

I can run it on medium

[olive basalt]

yeah

gmod.

[thick peak]

when you stress a lot, cortisol spikes and you get a lot of debuffs like: anxiety, cant sleep, constipation(lmao), bad metabolism, depression kinda, and etc

also food cravings

[violet kindle]

"get a NASA supercomputer because half sword devs cant optimise for shit"

genius

[olive basalt]

oh

[olive basalt]

im sure they are working on it

[olive basalt]

sowwy

[violet kindle]

my pc is good enough

[quaint ingot]

Works just fine for me