halfsword-chat-⚔

[thick parcel]

In the demo the Baron’s armor was gilded and so was his weapon

I have no reason to assume it’s any different

That and also they don’t have gold weapon prices

when sold

[thick peak]

seem fair enough

[thick parcel]

A gold weapon would be way more valuable even with the markdown

[weak hornet]

thank you freaky ass zombies

[thick parcel]

Because they’re worth thousands of pfennings

[thick peak]

if i restart game... will i lose all my muscles?...

[thick peak]

LMAO

[thick parcel]

Yeah it’s bound to your character

[fallen glacier]

@idle crane here's an example of what I was talking about earlier. Here I loot a chalice from the wagon chest in forest, as well as a goblet from the skeleton chest, and upon examining the chalice it is highlighted red as if it were from the abyss. The goblet is not, however.

[thick parcel]

I wish there was a way to restart that saved your character but not your inventory

And resets rank

[thick peak]

too crazy

[weak hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/lospollos-wad-laughing-gif-14919056946619152800

[thick peak]

muscles can kinda

you can kinda

bare knuckle everyone until militia

[thick parcel]

‘ah yes let me take your muscles good sure’

[thick peak]

only with muscles

[thick peak]

wait

i mean

what if I die in game

even in abyss

[thick parcel]

If you die in game your muscles will go bye bye

[thick peak]

😔

fucking stupid game

both options suck

[thick parcel]

It’s unfinished :)

[thick peak]

no muscles - makes you sucky sucky

[thick parcel]

I’m sure more options will come our way

[thick peak]

too much muscles - makes you too stronk

[thick parcel]

Very soon

[thick parcel]

Have you seen the big Willie mod?

[thick peak]

nah

i suppose willie gets bigger there?

[thick parcel]

There are two really funny save file mods I’ve seen

[weak hornet]

oh yea

[thick parcel]

One is willie but he’s jacked and tall

[weak hornet]

i love editing my save file and making my willies huge

[thick peak]

i saw some dude on YT manually changing his weight and strength through game files and he looked like fucking Hulk

[thick parcel]

And one is small willie with also small & big mercs

[thick parcel]

You can find a save file on Nexus that has that setup

As well as baby willie

[thick peak]

insane

[thick parcel]

They also made the questionable decision to rename a flail to something inappropriate lol

[thick peak]

im waiting until great mods appear like

anime type fighting

its possible i guess

[thick parcel]

There’s an arquebis

[thick peak]

because yk, kick is a script movement

[thick parcel]

But it’s only on a blank map

[thick peak]

SOO

if you can script a movement

you can script any movement

[thick parcel]

Personally I’d love to learn how to make custom weapons for half sword (custom MODELS)

I wanna add a lute

[weak hornet]

israelgpt please generate a sex movement for half sword

[thick peak]

so why no script anime dashes and 360 slaying movements

[thick peak]

is there a video

[restive garnet]

No…

[thick parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[thick peak]

that represents whar arquebis means

[weak hornet]

Ok.

[thick parcel]

Firearm

It is a historically accurate gun that doesn’t function historically accurately

[weak hornet]

let me know if u change your mind

[thick parcel]

It’s more of a test mod than a polished thing

[thick peak]

OOOOH

very important question

where tf is crossbow

is it in game

[fallen glacier]

I found your decal

[weak hornet]

forest

[weak hornet]

in the chest in forest

next to one of the carts

on the ground

[thick peak]

holy nuggets

[restive garnet]

Nouuuuu

[oblique ferry]

the abyuss is so damn scarey

[thick peak]

is there some more secret easter things?

like crossboweth

[weak hornet]

yea thers books

[gilded breach]

ufo

[oblique ferry]

wait is that a mod?

[thick parcel]

I wish you could buy crossbow ammunition

[thick peak]

nah okay nvm ima explore by myself

[weak hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/zombie-gif-7192927137383837844

[thick peak]

damn

[thick parcel]

Yeah and it’s a pain to get, this is a video by my friend

[thick peak]

is it unlimited arrows

or is it js one

and its gone

[thick parcel]

If you can’t find a quiver you’ll only get one shot per round

[oblique ferry]

crossbow isnt even worth it

[thick parcel]

It’s a beast early game

[thick parcel]

But sometimes your bolts will bounce right off their chest

[weak hornet]

any abyss game

[fallen glacier]

bolts can be found in Alley

[thick peak]

boly shit

bro ate too much spinach

[thick parcel]

I forgot to mention the quiver is more rare than it has ANY right to be and only has like 6 arrows

[thick peak]

holy sigh

[thick parcel]

You could easily play through peasant tier and never find a quiver for your bow

[thick peak]

there is a BOOOW?

[weak hornet]

can the zombies stop kissing me and eating my ass and dick omg

[thick parcel]

Crossbow

[thick peak]

oh

🙁

[thick parcel]

A normal bow would be awesome though

[primal geyser]

at least someone did

[thick peak]

slice them

smh

[weak hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-tiger-woods-big-dog-salutation-what-up-gif-2478767235926945002

[thick parcel]

Damn I didn’t know :D

[thick peak]

zombies are so easy ur just gay for letting them close

[weak hornet]

stop leaking

[weak hornet]

im doing freemode abyss where your guy is 70kg and starts with nothing

i want a sword so bad

[thick parcel]

Whoever voice acted the zombies must’ve had a field day

‘Nom nom nom nom’ so inspirational

[weak hornet]

add a voice track where the zombie is shaking their head and their tongue is out and they make spitting noises

[thick parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-fnaf-fnaf-2-foxy-jumpscare-gif-5810702305369597706

[primal geyser]

slurping 🍑

[thick parcel]

my guy when he’s literally 15 feet away from the cliff on slums and has perfectly good footing

[weak hornet]

this is easy now

nvm

[hot mango]

So fellow loot goblins, does anyone know how i can bring home all this bacon? XD

Ok cool, thanks discord not allowing me to upload images fast atm

Ah there we go

[leaden magnet]

No, they hunger

[thick parcel]

If you’re holding the armor it’ll be brought back, anything you can fit on your belt, do so

you can bring back a total of 7 things if you can fit them all on yourself (not counting the quiver which has its own slot)

[topaz minnow]

if you have your armor insirance ded or smth like that you can hold h to take off your armor and put on another

[leaden magnet]

You can hold 5 additional weapons, 1 additional shield. Or you can hold 4 weapons and an extra piece of armor, or you can ditch your weapon for 2 pieces of armor

[hot mango]

Some of my stuff is insured it'll just be tped to my inventory right?

[thick parcel]

Yeah

[hot mango]

hmmmm

[thick parcel]

If it’s insured and dropped in battle it returns to your inventory

[hot mango]

decisions decisions

[thick parcel]

If you insured everything you can strip naked and grab all that loot

[hot mango]

See the problem is idk what the selling cost of some items are like what's worth more, or if prices fluctuate

[stray oak]

Hey all, hope your having a good day

[hot mango]

Like i know some of the gold goblets look diffrent and thus sell for a diffrent price aswell

[idle crane]

cuirasses get you a good amount

[thick parcel]

Candlesticks also have good value, although not as good as goblets

[thick peak]

sigh

i wanna play warband so much

but i lost my save

due to selling me laptop😭 😭

i had army of 150 people

and around 400 spread in castles

or more, its been an year

[thick parcel]

All the more reason to reset & start fresh

You can do it all again

[thick peak]

i simply dont have that much free time😭 😭 😭

[hot mango]

bros never heard of being a vassal 🥀

[thick peak]

i work 14hrs a day and I have to play on my frends laptop on free days

[thick parcel]

ohhh

[thick peak]

i may have to knock him out tomorrow so i could play mb warband

or idk

[hot mango]

Bro, just do the nobleman start

[thick peak]

being vassal seem kinda

too OP

[hot mango]

Youll have to do half the work youself, with raising the army and getting the feifs but its better than starting completley dry

bruh

[thick peak]

like you can just raid castles and wait until they take it by themselves😭

and then fuck kings daughter to gain reputation and more castles

[hot mango]

not enough time to play game
has a way to make the game easier to play
complain

[thick peak]

yes, it looks like that

but you dont get the point

[hot mango]

If it were too OP then youd be starting as like the marshal to the king or sum but like i said

you still gotta get the army yourself which is half the fun

and also taking the castles

[thick peak]

i miss times where i could play 8hrs in a row and i simply feel sad that i cant play it the same way nowadays

[hot mango]

Honestly warband being a good game as is i just wish there was title inbetween it and bannerlord that explored the mechanics further but not so much we had to wait like 2+ years to get all the content 😭

[thick peak]

but yeah

becoming nobleman is cool and vassal is cool

[hot mango]

apparently theres something called "fire and sword" but that looks like it dont do anything diffrent

[thick peak]

being vassal for rhodocks to defend them from green bastards

them green mfs always conquer poor orange dudes

😭

[thick peak]

i havent tried bannerlord 2 yet

it seems cool, more action

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

[thick peak]

uhm i mean

yeah quiver is cool

btw, how many swords are there in story mode?

[primal geyser]

willie makes me quiver

[thick peak]

like, is there a list of all weapons in game?

[thick peak]

because as i have noticed,you need to find them all to access in free mode

[primal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/perfetto-yes-gif-26163077

[hot mango]

Yeah hoping once we get the first actual content drop things change a bit

[viral phoenix]

every sword being randomised right now feels bad

[idle crane]

theyve been randomised since the 0.3 demo. WHy does it feel bad?

[onyx moon]

who wants to grab the finest steel before acquiring any skill?!

youuu filthy beggar

[hot mango]

Oh btw, weird question but if you die in the abyss in progresion but not by dying dying but by going via the seer do you still like actually die? Or does that not count

[idle crane]

you actually die

[hot mango]

k thanks

[primal geyser]

TIL willies not having facial expressions when getting stabbed is historically accurate

[onyx moon]

i flung him over my shoulder oops

bro hes not waking up and hes not giving up either

what is this

[primal geyser]

try taunting his corpse

[onyx moon]

nvm he gave up

[thick peak]

wtf

poor willie

[onyx moon]

if u think thats bad look at this

no mods btw

[primal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-throw-weee-bonding-playful-gif-15673272

[olive basalt]

does the decorative metal actually matter?

[rapid pond]

Changes weight, wich changes how hard something hits like

[olive basalt]

so gold

is it bad

or good

[finite bough]

meet redskull from marvel.

[finite bough]

meet 2 face from DCU.

[rapid pond]

Depends, on swords, your thing will hit like a truck, on polearm you'll hit like an A-380

[olive basalt]

idk what an a380 is

[finite bough]

what character next?

[rapid pond]

Biggest commerical jet in the world

[primal geyser]

The Joker

[olive basalt]

oh

well what about poleaxe

[finite bough]

i also got hulk from marvel.

[finite bough]

holding a half sword milita champion

[olive basalt]

riot is the easiest low risk high reward

[rapid pond]

Theres only one option with gold

[olive basalt]

well only decorative metal

[rapid pond]

Funniest you mean

I get to anhilate low levels as a baron

[thick peak]

bro playing demo in 2026

[olive basalt]

the demo is peak

idk what you are on

[rapid pond]

And theres nothing wrong with that

[thick peak]

the demo is free

[rapid pond]

And ???

[thick peak]

i have more money!!!

[olive basalt]

he gets good performance

[thick peak]

then him!!!

[finite bough]

i have EA as well bud what you on?

[rapid pond]

[rapid pond]

Shameless warior

[thick peak]

chat is so bully proof

[olive basalt]

"i have more money than that rich guy cuz he is wearing uglier clothes than me!!"

[thick peak]

😔

[finite bough]

buddy i am playing on 5090

[olive basalt]

also whoever said the game doesnt look terrible on low never played on high

it looks like a microwaved image

[finite bough]

+10

[thick peak]

color is fine, its js metal looks kinda ridiculous

[primal geyser]

true

[gilded breach]

demo on low is somethin else

[thick peak]

all blurred and shit

[olive basalt]

but with this shitty optimization

[rapid pond]

Im mostly surprised, low looks like demo's high

[olive basalt]

theres not much i can do

[olive basalt]

not really

demo's high looks better

[gilded breach]

for me ea on high is rly blurry. like the textures refuse to load properly

[rapid pond]

Its way better than before at least

[rapid pond]

Still looks way better somehow

[gilded breach]

so medium it is

[olive basalt]

not for me

[rapid pond]

Like

[primal geyser]

it also looks better high

[thick peak]

maybe drivers or resolution problems

[olive basalt]

high is good on EA

epic looks great

[gilded breach]

im on a 3050 so its prolly that

[olive basalt]

but uhh

[thick peak]

it runs p fine for me on 2k monitor with FHD res

[olive basalt]

i should dream lower

[thick peak]

yes lmao

try D11

[olive basalt]

why are you not running native

[thick peak]

direct 11

[gilded breach]

im already on d11

[thick peak]

pc too weak

[olive basalt]

1080p on 2k monitor looks so much midder

[olive basalt]

then why the fuck did you buy a 2k monitor

1080p on 2k is blurry

[thick peak]

to play another games lol??

[gilded breach]

im fine on medium rly

[thick peak]

only HS caps my gpu so hard

[olive basalt]

what specs do you have

EA medium looks like demo's epic

[vague mulch]

with 30fps less

[thick peak]

at home its 3050 with some shitty cpu
at pc club near work where i usually play HS, its 5060 with ryzen 8+ i reckon

[finite bough]

wait so you brought high res monitor but not pc?

[thick peak]

so well

CHILL, chat

i travel a lot and i happened to sell my laptop with 4060 and i5 12450h on a board

it ran well high on HS demo

[thick peak]

now because i kinda got in lots of trouble

[finite bough]

why is that sounds like an hp victus or msi laptop.

[olive basalt]

will capping fps help the EA?

[thick peak]

i have to play on laptop 3050

and desktop 5060

3050 laptop has FHD res

[finite bough]

and bro was calling me poor...

[thick peak]

5060 pc at pc club is 2k mon

[thick peak]

bullying is funny

[olive basalt]

oh poor baby

[thick peak]

but not when im an object!

[finite bough]

haha look at this little kid

[thick peak]

that was maibenben x525, solid one

welp life is life so i play on what i can play currently

[finite bough]

russian?

[thick peak]

yuh

[olive basalt]

im capping my fps to 60-90

[finite bough]

https://tenor.com/view/rico-rodriguez-just-cause-just-cause3-jc3-what-gif-24220651

[thick peak]

thats p decent

[olive basalt]

i have a 9070 xt and a 7600x and i cant run slums and forest

with 32gb ddr5

6000

life isnt quite fair

[thick peak]

i cap to 90 when im at pc club shi run smooth as butter

[tawny anvil]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1468459336429863091

We need Greatsword back!

[fallen glacier]

at all?

[olive basalt]

i can

but i gotta switch to medium

[thick peak]

what caps first cpu or gpu

[olive basalt]

man idk

[fallen glacier]

medium's not bad

[finite bough]

bro felt asleep while watching an fight..

[tawny anvil]

Thee shall bring back Greatsword, Pierre

[olive basalt]

and im on dx11

[olive basalt]

well compared to high

[thick peak]

maybe you should try dx12 to make it more about GPU

7600 is not really decent for hs ea

methinks

[fallen glacier]

there's really not all that much of a difference. I think effects is doing the most

[finite bough]

you can think?!

damn

[olive basalt]

yay the game crashed

[fallen glacier]

maybe textures too. Medium to high is diminishing returns

[olive basalt]

it crashed on dx12

[thick peak]

try again

[olive basalt]

well it also crashed on dx11

MAN FUCK THIS GAME

[thick peak]

yeah!!

lets go touch grass

and prepare for blue beam project

🤭 🤭 🤭

[finite bough]

dx11 is fine.. try this settings:

[primal geyser]

thats a blast from the past

[robust thicket]

@mighty nexus

[rapid pond]

Lower the foliage shadows and effects

[olive basalt]

IT CRASHED BEFORE I EVEN LAUNCHED PROGRESSION MODE

[rapid pond]

@mighty nexus

[olive basalt]

i dont want my game to look like shit

[primal geyser]

@mighty nexus

[mighty nexus]

<:error:1263721182146986004> Error

The message is empty

[rapid pond]

Still looks good

[thick peak]

that's destined

[rapid pond]

I do that

5060ti

[thick peak]

fly to moscow

[thick peak]

lets touch grass

together

forever

[olive basalt]

it crthe crashes are getting worse

the crashes

[vague mulch]

play the demo

[thick peak]

fly to moscow, lets HS in real life

[robust thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088908438433714240/1319938332066713641/stupidcatwithafuckingblunt.gif

[olive basalt]

no

[finite bough]

oh

[thick peak]

knockdown rules

[finite bough]

@olive basalt

[thick peak]

hmmmm, thats weird

[olive basalt]

i dont want dlss >:(

[finite bough]

will look like this

[primal geyser]

EAT YOUR SLOP

[rapid pond]

Better than constant crashes at least

[thick peak]

mayhaps you should switch back to dx11, balanced dlss or whatever it is for amd users, and try technorose(nerd), settings

[sleek valve]

the champions are buff af, i just took one's shirt off on the beggar rank and holy shit he is PACKED

[olive basalt]

that looks like the demo

[olive basalt]

theres no fsr 😔

[thick peak]

holy sigh then...

[finite bough]

better than shitty low ea quality.

[thick peak]

richie rich smh

[olive basalt]

dawg 😭

[thick peak]

did it

wat

what happened

[olive basalt]

oh thats freee mod

accidentaly entered it

[thick peak]

yikes

[finite bough]

https://tenor.com/view/mocking-cat-bullying-cat-cat-watching-hand-cat-being-bullied-by-hand-cat-gif-1752776374065854397

[thick peak]

bourgeoisie privilege

dude sees me as cat

[finite bough]

lol

[olive basalt]

thing is my game looks great on high

works great

well

when im not in the slums or forest

[thick peak]

now delete it at prime point and never play it

just rememeber thus feelings

so you wont get disappointed

🥱

ngl when i was jealous of american pc builds

i compared russian and us prices on pc components

because you know, price differences due to currency on different areas

and it's cheaper to buy details in russia somehow, or idk

one cali girl sent me her pc specs, she had 3050 and some decent cpu with lot other stuff, she had it for 3k usd

i can buy the same build for 900usd in russia

idk how it works, because it shant really work that way because of shipment and shi

really hard question, i js hope one day to visit almighty america and grind work there to close this gestalt

[finite bough]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-wall-talking-to-wall-talking-to-a-brick-wall-talking-to-yourself-spouting-nonsense-gif-9223278464067017147

[short hamlet]

shant?

as in shantungosaurus?

[thick peak]

no dude

[short hamlet]

a large asian hadrosaur from i believe the late cretaceous?

[thick peak]

as in shantorosaurus

[short hamlet]

ok well i havent heard that one

[thick peak]

yes

[short hamlet]

i think thats made up

[thick peak]

no i think urs is made up!

[short hamlet]

its not mine nor is it made up so i believe i win

[thick peak]

holy shit wtf

[fallen glacier]

can't believe I found this flail at beggar rank

[thick peak]

how you knownthat

[short hamlet]

i know dinosaurs

[finite bough]

in 3k usd you can get 5090 idk what you on about.

[hot mango]

Oh damn ur big howd you get so large?

[native vortex]

Thanks for the gif✌️

[thick peak]

she's a cali girl, that's a factor too

[finite bough]

np fam!

[thick peak]

you richie rich

[hot mango]

Actually is it possible to get as large as the champions?

[short hamlet]

well

[pastel rapids]

yea true

[short hamlet]

the baron is a champion i think

[pastel rapids]

optimization would take a while

[short hamlet]

cus theres big champions in every tourney

so probably not

[pastel rapids]

the slums could be so expansive

[thick peak]

take barrel in cellar and squat with it for 1 hour

meta strat

[finite bough]

google says something else lol

[hot mango]

oooh the chop barrel for firewood?

[thick peak]

yes yes

[hot mango]

so instead of breaking it you just, lift it?

[thick peak]

yes

[short hamlet]

ok well the AI demand shit is fucking everything everywhere so thats no surprise

[hot mango]

squats, do you see any actual physical change or do you just have to do it for as long as you can and then once you exit your char updates?

[finite bough]

exactly.

[thick peak]

actually im trolling, you cant naturally be as big as champion

you can train muscle in game by bursting your stamina

by edging death or brawling or whatever

[short hamlet]

and lifting heavy weapon often

[thick peak]

but you can become bigger by changing in game files

[short hamlet]

lmao that one hulk video

[thick peak]

there are premade save setup files

with big willies

holon

[thick peak]

yeah lmao

[short hamlet]

[thick peak]

.

@hot mango

thats an example of how big you can get through changing game files

[hot mango]

Good lord bro is built like a fuckin titan from AOT 💀

[thick peak]

thats my maximum muscles in game in 8 hours of playing

[slender hull]

Not the absolute limit though

[hot mango]

But alright thanks, shame i cant normally get as big as a champ but good to know its still possible

[thick peak]

cant screenshot because im not that rich as someone here in chat

[hot mango]

Did you dedicate any training time or was that just winning and fighting thru normal matches?

[thick peak]

who seem to be dedicated to gaslight me onto being poor

[thick peak]

yeah, just playing

[hot mango]

Those fuckin screams are nightmare fuel dawg

please never post again 🙏

[thick peak]

i did a lot of abyss in progression mode

a lot of brawls

[hot mango]

ooooh

[thick peak]

and i always targeted max weight items

[hot mango]

Dying gives more like strength/muscle xp than winning?

[thick peak]

now i can swing anything with super speed

[slender hull]

I'll be sure to create more monstrosities for you

[thick peak]

being very low at stamina spikes it

[finite bough]

https://tenor.com/view/new-girl-reverse-psychology-smart-stupid-trick-gif-25629494

[thick peak]

so

being close to death = being very low at stamina

= gain muscles

being very low at stamina = swinging heavy ass weapons

as candelabra or etc

depends on ur current muscles

[olive basalt]

i was brawling and enemy literally bumped into a wall and died

[hot mango]

hmm ill uneqiup and look rq

[thick peak]

here you can see natty result without steroids, anabolics and trt

[finite bough]

demo's AI is better than EA's.. hence proved

[tranquil tiger]

Is weight any different than muscle or is it the same

[hot mango]

Im currently milita tier so i dont expect to be super duper strong

[thick peak]

ur kinda

40% up there

[olive basalt]

i didnt hit bro once

[thick peak]

keep grinding champ

[olive basalt]

and it didnt fall on him either

[hot mango]

Heres my char living ghoul atm

[olive basalt]

he just bumped into it

[jagged sage]

Is there a way to change your tier with ue save editor?

too lazy to get knight on a big character

[thick peak]

bro eat protein more😭 😭

[olive basalt]

thats fucking lame

[little monolith]

When keyboard support for splitscreen

[hot mango]

willdo but im really enjoying my custom sword rn

[thick peak]

you scared him to death dude

what you expected of him

[olive basalt]

he didnt even see me

[hot mango]

ive wanted custom weapons in HS for awihle now the weaponsmith is cool

[olive basalt]

well he was about 62kg i guess

since he is skinny

and im about

86kg

[thick peak]

see?

[hot mango]

I had that happen on the forest map lmao

[olive basalt]

should i let him try?

[hot mango]

Dropped in for a duel and i hear a CLONK bro ran straight into the cart with the cover

made it easier for me to sgo straight to the goodies then

[thick peak]

imagine yourself going down the street only in panties and you see some buff ass guy and he just bare hand broke a wooden structure in front of you and it almost killed you

would you consider fighting him?

huh?

[gilded breach]

the ai is so bad at dealing the forest wagon

[thick peak]

look at him bro

bro is just a kid

[hot mango]

probz not

[hot mango]

Nuclear bomb vs coughing baby ahh fight

[thick peak]

i wouldn't want to fight chuck norris

[olive basalt]

gl.

should i show a before and after of his face

well this is the before

[thick peak]

imagine getting scared in game wow

it would look so fucking sick

my bad

scarred*

[crystal sandal]

you mean like getting scars from fighting and getting cuts and stuff like that

?

[thick peak]

yes

i aint native

so thanks

[crystal sandal]

i think my character would be over 90% scars rn

[olive basalt]

yeah

and imagine if enemies can actually get scared of you in brawls

and immediatly surrender or run

[thick peak]

like, if you got your hand cut off, it'd have round scar around it

you'd have black eyes and stuff

poor teeth

only one ball

[crystal sandal]

i tried playing the game from start to barron without armour and its so fucking hard not getting cut or anything

[thick peak]

so real

[olive basalt]

how is bro alive

[thick peak]

i had to steal armour just to get 100 of my body covered

because dudes still somehow managed to hit my only naked spot

[versed marsh]

Can someone send a video about mouse inputs, I have a hard time with the basics

[crystal sandal]

i mean like i tried playing the game from start to the barron without any armor or using armor

[olive basalt]

lil guy is dead

[thick peak]

yes i see

[crystal sandal]

and also did you know that you can unequip armor and clothes by pressing H

[thick peak]

and i didnt try that, and got cut too a lot of times

[olive basalt]

an enemy tried to hit my character

and his hand got bruised

[thick peak]

so that means

my approval of enemies skills to cut

[olive basalt]

he is cooked

[crystal sandal]

i got to the man of arms or what ever the name was

[thick peak]

nah i didnt, i just held E and equipped it on me through the same held E

[thick peak]

what weapon you had

[thick peak]

why so mean😭 😭

[olive basalt]

get wedgied

[thick peak]

he looks decent tho, bruce lee pants

[jagged sage]

does anyone know how to change your tier (e.g. to veteran) using ue save editor

[olive basalt]

just play the fucking game

[jagged sage]

i have all the baron stuff on another file already im trying to just get to knight with a giant character

cba to grind all of that

[kindred latch]

I only realized how often I got stabbed in the toes once they were the only exposed part

[olive basalt]

welp good luck

[crystal sandal]

i used the flail and the poleaxe because theyre op

[thick peak]

yeah flail is so fucking fun

so easy to trip someone

[thick peak]

someone should know, js wait

grind is boring

[olive basalt]

i feel bad for what im gonna do

just a kid

[thick peak]

get knocked out

bro

[south tiger]

how did you do that?

[thick peak]

you could make him a rising legend

[jagged sage]

yeah it gets repetitive after a while, demo more replayable tbh

[slender hull]

Save editing

[thick peak]

yeah true, i kinda hate that free mode got so much boring in EA

[jagged sage]

holy

[south tiger]

whats on his back

[plain brook]

what the hell did they do

[thick peak]

fucjinf insane

[plain brook]

why are my arms even more noodle

[thick peak]

ATTACK ON TITAN x Half Sword collab

[thick peak]

😔

sometimes

[jagged sage]

built like king kong

[thick peak]

even stars fall

[olive basalt]

what mod did you use

[slender hull]

https://trumank.github.io/uesave/

just save editing

[plain brook]

@shell bronze they made it even worse now my wrists do this on the regular

[olive basalt]

ah

ty

[gilded breach]

joy mutant

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/wrist-broken-broken-wrist-ouch-dead-pool-gif-12268963

[plain brook]

thats how it feels to use swords in half sword

ive actually had my wrists go full 360

[thick peak]

just do gym

[olive basalt]

i dont really like yard brawls cuz is hard to smash heads

[thick peak]

aim more wrist curls

[thick peak]

i hate one very horrid thing about HS

EA one

[olive basalt]

what

[thick peak]

you CAN'T smash someones had onto something

walls feel like pillows

same wuth everything

[olive basalt]

idk i can smash heads in pretty well

[thick peak]

like, why cant you slam him onto the wall and crush his bones

[fickle ivy]

Kick there heads, they can die instnatly

[tough yew]

you can't?

[versed marsh]

Idk how to even do basic movement

[thick peak]

nah. the death is not the point

you just cant bash heads on walls

[tough yew]

at least there's like pillars

[versed marsh]

I want to swing large but the resistance is cognitively dishonest

[thick peak]

yeah but they are soft too

[primal geyser]

it's really inconsistent but it does work sometimes yes

[thick peak]

or maybe i have some skill issues idk

[primal geyser]

needs work

[thick peak]

it worked a lot better in demo

where you could bash willie head on fence

you'd hear his skull cracking

hehe

ultra violence🤭

[small glen]

The fence did like billion dmg soo

[thick peak]

it was fair bro

it was really realistic like

try to full speed run into wall in real life

you will get your head cracked

same in HS demo

[primal geyser]

loved running into the fence and getting knocked out

[small glen]

How the hell will a chest high fence knock you out?

[tough yew]

honestly might be worth mentioning on a #1465774955009540257 post cos it'll eventually matter alot when splitscreen becomes a wee bit more useable for most people

or just for the game in general tbf

[primal geyser]

force field

[lyric junco]

If it's made of concrete

[small glen]

Repost, emotional fence support

[primal geyser]

spin to win

[olive basalt]

ive been choking someone for 5 minutes now in game

and he is still alive

[thick peak]

bro what

chill

[olive basalt]

im trying to kill him in a non painful way

[thick peak]

how old are you lmao

[olive basalt]

but he still alive

[thick peak]

why are you so violent

[olive basalt]

this is a violent game

where you can be violent

[thick peak]

sometimes i cant handle seeing them suffering

and i pierce their hearts

because you need to respect ur opponent

[olive basalt]

one of my idiot friends really annoyed me today and hit me but i couldnt do shit cuz he did outside school and teachers are watching

[thick peak]

unless dude tried to groin kick you

[olive basalt]

so im taking out my anger

[thick peak]

he's a friend tho aint it

[olive basalt]

im starting to consider him less and less as a friend

[thick peak]

i remember my best friend flying knee'd me and tored my lip in 2 places

i punched him 2 times

liver and chest

we laughed after

[lyric junco]

Insane

[thick peak]

we're siberians, maybe its different for yall

we usually spar with boxing gloves to exclude any physical possibilites of confrontation

like

ykwim

[olive basalt]

FUCK IS THIS NPC MADE OF

JUST DIE

[thick peak]

its better to fight with gloves before anything can get heated enough

[thick peak]

best friendship advice

[gilded breach]

im past that age

[thick peak]

70% it goes until someone just loses his breath and says fine i give up

[thick peak]

im 21, 22 soon

yall dont even realize how much it helps to keep friendship more sacral and less competitive

[olive basalt]

ive been choking him for 20 minutes

[trail girder]

Hello, I am not sure if this is the right chat to be asking this but with the muscle progression system - do the muscles grow if any stamina is burnt despite which muscle group is targetted, or is it different for each group? Do jumps target the legs, does lifting and tiring the arms out train the arms?

[olive basalt]

i mean 10 minutes

JESUS HE WONT FUCKING DIE

i let go of him

[thick peak]

each group

i mean

you cant split it

it improves everything

methinks

[gilded breach]

its not very complex afaik its just 1 value for your muscles
so u dont need to target different groups

[trail girder]

I see

[thick peak]

bro

[gilded breach]

willie skips leg day regardless

[trail girder]

Ok thank you.

[thick peak]

if muscles could be splittable

there would be

bodybuilding contests

istg

[trail girder]

Lowkey fire

[thick peak]

yeah lmao

[trail girder]

It’d be funny if you could train just Willies right arm

[jaunty yew]

when you burn stamina, is the muscle gain instant? I mean, can you actually see a difference at the end of training?
or do I need to go back to tavern to see progress?

[gilded breach]

https://giphy.com/gifs/laptop-pCU4bC7kC6sxy

[thick peak]

it seems like second

[trail girder]

I think its when you go back to tavern

[thick peak]

idk, i have never noticed instant improvements on my muscles

even after long abyss sessions

[trail girder]

Can willie eventually get as big as some of the champions

[thick peak]

nah

[trail girder]

tragic

[gilded breach]

only via save file editing/mods

[thick peak]

he can get bigger

[trail girder]

oh my god thats a god damn titan

[gilded breach]

champion values are 1.5/1.5 for the curious

[fallen glacier]

Not sure, I'll test it out later. I know one time when I started a new character and was put in the cellar to train, I hacked at the dummy for a bit and when I left and looked at my weight I had already gained a kilogram. Not sure if it applied in real time though

[trail girder]

What do you mean by values?

Is that a proportion to muscle mass?

[fallen glacier]

I believe he means the weight and height values in the save file

[thick peak]

it aint worth it bro, look what steroids has done to him

[gilded breach]

if/when you get into editing these are the weight/height values u need

[trail girder]

I think thats very worth it

Alright thanks for the help

[versed marsh]

How do you even play that

[thick peak]

there's smaller,.but more controllable.version

[gilded breach]

you dont dude cant stay upright

mf went for the lisa joy mutant build

[olive basalt]

i wonder if jester will be a boss

[thick peak]

invincible trickster boss who appears to be a demon in human body after you kill him

insane lore

[gilded breach]

i wonder if well ever get a boss other than baron

because i would rly like that

[thick peak]

lmao i already got lvl 3 just by 1 day talking

can i send gifs?

https://tenor.com/view/смаев-gif-3104199249541957858

hell yeah

[fallen glacier]

The weight and height values for a champion are indeed 1.5 and 1.5, just checked to verify. In this save I just had a champion kill me who became my "nemesis" as that's apparently the internal name for people who have beaten/killed you and I assume would show up in a retribution match. All characters also have names, even though normally we can't see them, besides the mercenaries. Thought that was neat

I'm curious about the skill value though

[thick peak]

WTF

turn skill to 100

and bro just pulls katana off emptity

and closes his eyes

https://tenor.com/view/zoro-one-piece-sword-epic-gif-17912030

[plain brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[gilded breach]

i wonder if the tourney champs are the same. theyre the only ones i havent checked (baron doesnt count)

[jovial seal]

Please, is it just me or some large weapons get stuck on the floor and sometimes those get lost because they just disappear?

[thick peak]

game

based

[fallen glacier]

the champion I died to was a tourney champ so yea

[gilded breach]

ahh aight

[tender violet]

why steam says no license when i open mod

[fringe socket]

Fix standing up and item clipping in ground, other wise game is garbage

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1465774955009540257

[fickle ivy]

For me when i got long weapons keeping in mind my charcter has almost peaked and has muscle and all that, im fully coated in amrour and ill be swinging my pollaxe or pollarm around and it will phase through the ground come up behind my charcter and i will be holding it behind me then i trip on it and give AI a free lo

[frail veldt]

constantly

a couple hotfixes ago is when i noticed it got significantly worse

your polearms have to be quite short to avoid it

[fickle ivy]

Yeah weapons are more easily getting trapped behind the player and getting stuck in ground

[idle crane]

I found another GHM

[olive basalt]

so what happens to soul you kill in the abyss?

they need to kill you to rest

but if they die

where do they go

[frail veldt]

has anyone else happened to notice that mid to late game enemies just kind of completely ignore physics and hit you at max power with every swing

you get floored by the tiniest taps by them

[modern shard]

whats the last rank

[cold pecan]

There's a small book in the slums

[frail veldt]

lord

[vapid hull]

Its the book that instantly kills you

[modern shard]

how many times can i fight the baron

[frail veldt]

as many as you want, each time it resets you to the beginning of lord rank tho

[cold pecan]

Good thing I didn't grab it 👀

[fickle ivy]

Happens to me right now one smack from a flail and my guy wont get up no matter how much i smash my keyboard

[vapid hull]

As many as you want

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-nba-basketball-ball-smack-gif-4918452

[frail veldt]

the guys wielding the flail of gelatinous bones are the 2nd worst enemy to fight, right behind the wielders of the warstaff of obliteration

[fickle ivy]

Nah they are easy gotta get really close like kissing close

[sinful kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/jango-fett-killed-a-jedi-gif-20623094

[pseudo bramble]

hi ppl from halfsword

👋

im new here uh

[floral vale]

hlaf

sword

[pseudo bramble]

actually i didn't joined because of the game

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-ye-haircut-barber-kanye-west-gif-3642931043953307478

[pseudo bramble]

😞

it kinda hurts me how

[thick peak]

they ressurect

in new world

[frail veldt]

really starting to lose my patience w this shit

[thick peak]

that comes after every abyss

[olive basalt]

i finally got mercenaries that lock the fuck in

one of them just rushed at baron

that merc knocked out baron once and then helped his buddy and died

he was a brave soul

[fickle ivy]

I actully grt driven crazy by how often weapons glitch behind my guy and get pummeld by Ai when my guy tryna un glitch it

[frail veldt]

baron is giga abyss nightmare willie must die mode without mercs, bring 1 with you and it's stupid little baby hedgeborn mode

[olive basalt]

i tried myself afew times and i raged

[pseudo bramble]

lemme explain
i had a friend that loves halfsword a lot and i always have seen him playing the game and talking about it, he really liked the game, he is a really close friend [like 5 years] and he was a really cool guy, his name is @rough osprey but... im not happy today since my boy uguim sadly... passed away... and i actually don't know what to say, i entered here to maybe try out what the game could offer eventually since he really liked the game, im really sorry talking about that randomly, im new here and i wish he rest in peace now 😞

its hard to believe that

[olive basalt]

may he rest in peace.

[floral vale]

i'm sorry to hear that. may he rest in peace

[gilded breach]

rip guim

[primal geyser]

Very sad to hear, hope you're alright. RIP.

[thick peak]

wait

WAAAAIT

[olive basalt]

??

[thick peak]

mercs go to baron round???

[olive basalt]

yes

[thick peak]

i never tried buying mercs because i thought you need them only for double or buhurt roubss

[gilded breach]

may i ask how he passed?

[thick peak]

bruh

i had to solo defeat him 3 times

[olive basalt]

my very armored one won against baron (knocked him out slightly but baron survived) and ran to help his friend against the 2 minions and lost

he fought braveky

bravely

[versed marsh]

One of my mercenaries stood still and let them get cut in half by an axe

[pseudo bramble]

well... he was in a really deep depression with his family pressuring him to do alot of stuff

and yeah you can guess it...

🙁

[primal geyser]

that's rough 🙁

[gilded breach]

ahh damn
hope he in a better place

[pseudo bramble]

same..

[thick peak]

what uguim means

[pseudo bramble]

its a nickname for guilherme

[thorn scarab]

what sensitivity do i use to be able to block consistently but also do damage

[frail veldt]

if you wanna active block it's pretty luck based rn

[thorn scarab]

but what sensitivity to use

[lapis bear]

Anyone crafted a polearm that doesn't overswing?

[frail veldt]

this works for me and i can block when the gods of physics dont turn willie's wrists to jelly

800 dpi

[thorn scarab]

so inbetween the m and o

do you use lock on

[frail veldt]

depends on the weapon but usually yes

[thorn scarab]

also do you use swords or axes and halberds more

[sleek gull]

I was previously a 75% sens player back in the Demo. Now...I am shamed to be at 35%

[frail veldt]

swords and axes when i wanna have fun same w/ a custom short glaive, polehammers when i wanna just win

it's very hard to block with anything thats not a polearm rn

[olive basalt]

get backhanded

[thick peak]

eh

blocking is easy

especially if its 1 v 1 situation

[frail veldt]

in demo yes, in EA the physics make it a gamble

[simple vigil]

to be fair high dpi makes moving your camera annoying

[wooden socket]

won by submission

[thick peak]

dudes dont rechamber much, you just keeep sword straight and dash forward striking his weapon and rechambering into face

like

[sleek gull]

I'm fairly used to it. But if not, it could feel weird.

[simple vigil]

fair

[thick peak]

4 of 5 fights in EA for me is js dude walking to me, intending to strike from above, i just put my sword there and dash with rechamber

[simple vigil]

im used to 50cm/360 so high sens feels horrible

[thick peak]

its super easy to block polearm

but when it comes to axes man

[frail veldt]

"keep your sword straight" is the part that takes quite a bit of luck, if the enemy's using anything heavier than a sword their swings just cleave through your blocks like 80% of the time

[thick peak]

I fucking hate small axes

[sleek gull]

I wonder if it feels different pending on resolution. I play on a 1440. 1080 might feel different for those on that res.

[thorn scarab]

well in early access the swords flop around a ton and you can not get as precise strikes even if you aim straight

[simple vigil]

it should feel different

less pixels

[thick peak]

also its hard to parry a sword, because opp swords seem to became lighter

[thick peak]

like, it gets less impact

from ur striking

[frail veldt]

you can get precise strikes it's blocks that turn willie's wrists to jelly

[thick peak]

i feel fine with bastard sword

[frail veldt]

precision with strikes just takes a lot of practice

[sleek gull]

exactly what i'm thinking too

[thick peak]

anyways, its so individual

personally i love little axe and sword combination

[thorn scarab]

do you swing with your mouse slowly or fast

[thick peak]

just for swag, not really strategical benefits

[simple vigil]

i feel like the enemies in ea are just way easier

more telegraphed

[frail veldt]

maybe add a setting like "limb stiffness" to the options menu so we're not beholden to the devs getting balancing right for x amount of weeks or months until they realize something's fucked

[thick peak]

yes thats super true

[sleek gull]

While swordplay still needs a lot of work. Since the performance updates, and some other tweaks, it is certainly heading in the right direction

[gilded breach]

new swordplay seems to be more about gentle movements. one thing i rly enjoy is how u can now press ur blade against the opponent

lets u run through em in riots its super fun

[frail veldt]

depends on weapon weight, the heavier the weapon the slower you want your swings but get a feel for the weapons so you know the fastest you can swing with it

[thick peak]

WELL! now it seems at least more realistic than demo, because you cant js slash through armor or anything
look guys, sword cant slash through a doublet

i love it

[thick peak]

now you actually have to be precise with sword

[gilded breach]

so ive beaten baron countless times and made my own loadout what shud i do now?

[sleek gull]

For me, as I played at 75% sens and 2000dpi, gentle movements was the way for me in the Demo. And pressing the blade on the opponenet was basically the go to for new comers lol. Half Sword mode, and push lol

[frail veldt]

i would also say get used to switching hands very often ESPECIALLY with polearms, bind it to a mouse side button if you have them, reduces the amount of keyboard piano by a lot

[thick peak]

go to save files, become king kong, try it for 3 hours and wait until new big update I guess

[gilded breach]

i was always low sens. the pressing feels different in EA. you dont even have to half sword it

[sleek gull]

100%.

I actaully made grip switch my Right Click, and swapped the original right click functions to a thumb button

[vapid hull]

Polearms are still capable of punching through bevors and killing for some reason

[thick peak]

ur js too stronk and probably breaking speed cap

[frail veldt]

not a bad shout i might try this if i feel like putting up with the muscle memory reprogram period

[thick peak]

anyways swords got more realistic imo

[covert forge]

the slicing is better with swords

[thick peak]

i mean yuh ur right, polearms still too op

[sleek gull]

Thats actually something I don't like. I don't like that weapons can kill you with a graze again. Perhaps a middle ground where if you are actually applying force, it cuts, but if no actual force is applied, it doesn't.

[frail veldt]

i will say slicing throats feels a lot cleaner than in demo

[thick peak]

true true

cuts overall gotten better

[sleek gull]

And more satisfying. They sell the damage better now, and it really makes you feel like you cut their throat open.

[thick peak]

i find it satisfying to not slash off every limb with a slight cut in EA like if it was in demo

[frail veldt]

as much as i don't like most "thats realistic ackshually people IRL are made of paper" arguments specifically with blades drag cuts are a very real fencing technique, halberd taps to the thigh making your leg pop off like you're made of legos feels like shit tho

[gilded breach]

yes cutting is hella buffed maybe a bit too much

especially when it comes to dismemberments

[thick peak]

damn i want big wooden stick, like, big branch, not some fucking made up stick all round and clean

[sleek gull]

Totally. I'm referring to when the opponent swings, their weapon is pointing at the floor, and they twitch and my leg is cut off. Like, they didn't wind up, nor prepare a drag or anything. It just made simple contact, and I die lol

[thick peak]

no ooga booga vibes

[frail veldt]

a sharp blade very much so will split your flesh open with little force, anyone who's cut themselves by accidentally touching a knife blade knows this to be tru

[thick peak]

nah

flesh is eh

but skin yes

[frail veldt]

yeah that's just horseshit

[gilded breach]

wont cut through ur bone tho

[thick peak]

skin gets easily cutten from a contact

but flesh

nah

maybe my muscles too stronk and sexy

[sleek gull]

Somewhere in the middle would be awesome.

[thick peak]

who knows

[gilded breach]

its a delicate balance tho makes sense it wont be 100%

[frail veldt]

thats what i meant i just said flesh for dramatic effect but the blade being anywhere near an unarmored major artery is gonna fuck your shit without much force behind it

[thick peak]

yeah mega true

you can actually penetrate skin by a thumb, i saw that irl

[gilded breach]

rrly just gimme more bosses ill be happy

[thick peak]

there's a skin underneath ur ear, which leads to one of ur main arteries

[frail veldt]

champion enemies specifically just don't abide by the laws of physics, the tiniest tap from them will either split your willie in half if lightly armored or knock him straight on his ass

[gilded breach]

theres also 1 right next to your balls

[thick peak]

one police moron pressed really hard on hobo's skin in that place and it bursted in blood

he started screaming in agony

shit was fucking scary

[olive basalt]

i think i just killed an npc cuz i removed his clothes

for some reason it dmgs them

[thick peak]

i hope he in jail

[gilded breach]

i find that alot of times my weapon presses into them as i strip them

makes me feel so bad like i didnt mean to brutalize this willie

[olive basalt]

that uhhh

hmm..

[thick peak]

uhmm...

[frail veldt]

like if you're fighting armored champions just bring a long blunt weapon for your own sanity do not be on that sisyphus shit with bringing a sword

[sleek gull]

I admit, this isn’t razor sharp. But sharp enough to cut. A peasant or commoner’s blade may be of similar quality and sharpness.

[olive basalt]

the armor hides alot of bruises

[thick peak]

insane

[gilded breach]

great axe final choice

[olive basalt]

but damn he is muscular

[gilded breach]

i am released from poleaxe meta slavery

[frail veldt]

armor gaps are also a cryptid with anything above veteran rank

[frail veldt]

good choice i had a lot of fun with it, takes more practice than you think tho edge alignment is a bit tougher here than in demo

expect a lot of bonks with the flat of the axe blade

[river sluice]

I have literally only got the arming doublet equipped, why can't I equip a harness?

[frail veldt]

cant have pauldrons with harness

vambrace doesn't block pauldrons, harness does since it's got built in shoulder armor

oh you said only arming doublet

[river sluice]

yeah

[frail veldt]

prolly got chains on?

[river sluice]

no chains

literally nothing but arming doublet

[frail veldt]

no clue then king maybe try unequipping and re-equipping it

[olive basalt]

some fucker just stole my baron beak

[frail veldt]

you should be able to put a harness on with only an arming doublet i believe

[thick peak]

we need someone

to face baron

while being in king kong form

please

i want to see this mf get king konged

[olive basalt]

ha noob npc got shit on cuz he walked into a trap

[leaden magnet]

Baron is kinda weak now

[frail veldt]

should be working

[leaden magnet]

One tap to the head and he’s out

[vapid hull]

There is no speed cap !!!!

[gilded breach]

used to be 3 taps to the head

[river sluice]

If I could post an image I'd show you, but hasically when I equip the arming doublet it shows the two cells with the vines on along the sinestra arm to be red and I can't equip anything on them (neither vambrace or harness)

[gilded breach]

the real reason he feels easier is because you no longer get your shit kicked in ult challenge

[frail veldt]

are you sure it's an ARMING doublet and not a regular one? it says arming doublet at the bottom of the list when you unequip it?

[leaden magnet]

My arms work now