halfsword-chat-⚔

[unborn heart]

do we know when the next hotfix is gonna be?

[lusty brook]

i was being respectfully comunicating

[willow rampart]

Don't do thT

[lusty brook]

thats rule one

[lusty brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467723367049334835/1469950555387330621/attachment.gif

[random pond]

oh shit bruh 😭

[steady cove]

Let it crust

[steady cove]

[lusty brook]

This does NOT have to do with half sword, save it for general bud. reported

😡

[willow rampart]

Oh shit im in halfsword chat

[hollow vessel]

Should my blunt weapon have max mass at the end of it

[fallen glacier]

This does NOT have to do with half sword, save it for general bud. reported

[willow rampart]

Worst chat)

Sorry

[random pond]

wait maybe no

[hollow vessel]

What mass

[indigo lintel]

With you

[random pond]

cause u want the end to be super heavy to crush bones even if there's armour

[hollow vessel]

But you just said to not do that

[zenith flame]

welp
I just booted up the game, it crashed when I tried opening progression
restarted and tried again, and it's making me make a new character
I had my last one for over 100 days

[lusty brook]

no, but your two handed sword shoukld and have a cleaver blade

[random pond]

the other end :)

like opposite end of the pommel

[hollow vessel]

Should it be balanced

[hollow vessel]

The actual side i hit with

[random pond]

yeah

[shy maple]

Had to kill 4 souls even though it said 3

[lusty brook]

heck no, if your dude cant weild the sword makew him stronger

[shy maple]

Some how the last one didn’t try killing me

[lusty brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1334765760589074478/1434437772919439464/I_SHOW_SPEED.gif

[shy maple]

It threw a hoe at my head and then did the brains walk

[random pond]

mods can we get this guy banned

[lusty brook]

no

[random pond]

coughing tyler i mean

[hollow vessel]

I use a 2 handed mace

[random pond]

just cause

[lusty brook]

im actgua;l; y irl will, check pfp larpoid

[lusty brook]

i lkove flauil

❤️ 😍

[hollow vessel]

The problem with having Max mass at the end of my mace is that my Willie drops it

[main hornet]

great fucking game my baron's beak glitched through the floor because i used it and grabbed it

[lusty brook]

weak\

[hollow vessel]

Im max strength

[upper urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[lusty brook]

weak

[wary nebula]

what did I just read by opening this

[random pond]

oh same thing happened recently

[upper urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-discord-gif-24306382

[lusty brook]

who de;eted truth speaker

exactiment0

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313400839418675260/1467399824482504910/1764726924899y.gif

[hollow vessel]

Is it a bug for Willie to constantly drop his weapons, even though you have maximum strength

[feral moon]

i hate this

[candid lion]

Speak for yourself! I find having 12 inches inside of me super-duper comfy

[lusty brook]

no, your dude could just get tyuired

[lusty brook]

https://tenor.com/view/eagle-i-caught-that-reference-eagle-catching-ball-gif-16658554291281102391

[hollow vessel]

I swing it one time and he drops it

[lusty brook]

dont press e

[willow rampart]

@mighty nexus

[hollow vessel]

Im not

[lusty brook]

does your dude have visible ribs

[hollow vessel]

No

His neck bulges out of the shirt

[lusty brook]

https://giphy.com/gifs/new-inkylaw-kirilover-enVlROcyER2Ou3vwa1

[lusty brook]

mibne too

go no armor

[hollow vessel]

I will be touched

[lusty brook]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-fly-gif-19308575

[hollow vessel]

Im a knight

[lusty brook]

easy6

throw them

and then they will bew knocke4d dowjn

on yhr gorund cauls yourt thre w tyhejm\

[hollow vessel]

Is it because I have 4 shields

[lusty brook]

TYPE

[lusty brook]

mnaywebv

i only use the medium pavise on my arm

[random pond]

wait how much does ur willie weigh

[lusty brook]

when i use flail

[hollow vessel]

94

[lusty brook]

like wiuth armior around 100\

[random pond]

holy moly

[lusty brook]

without like 80ish

[hollow vessel]

I have that and four bucklers

[random pond]

i'm sitting with 84 with baron set and beak

y'all gotta give willie some rest

[gilded portal]

is leather armor even a thing in general

[random pond]

and a mace, but i took that off now

[gilded portal]

i believe it was something they confounded when they saw brigandine

[dense token]

BRO I AM SO OUTMATCHED HOW DID I GET PUT WITH THIS OPPONENT AS A COMMONER

[hollow vessel]

Does training actually help with how much stamina you have

[lusty brook]

shioes

[round venture]

does abyss healing return severed limbs or nah?

[dense token]

guys i need yall to tell me if im cooked or not im sending a pic

[hollow vessel]

👎

[dense token]

Bro hes got a buckler what do i do about that

[lusty brook]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2CxKBeqB9MPl8aT12ukLjF?si=e45f1ccbb2374d1d

[feral moon]

spank him

[lusty brook]

what

[round venture]

murder probably

[hollow vessel]

?🧑🏿‍🦲

[random pond]

i can't even tell, my stamina meter/slider in the inventory screen is maxed so idt any additional training does anything

[jovial basalt]

Yes, studded leather armor like brigandines were used before plate became more accessible

[dense token]

Im only 8 foot bro this not fair

[hollow vessel]

Mine is too but idk if it can be any better

[tranquil perch]

Hey Gyts how do I unlock the spaulders and harness and cuissess

I have them in stash yet cant wear

[fallen glacier]

need arming doublet

without chains

[gilded portal]

i wouldn't even put the word leather in there when the metal plates are doing the heavy lifting in terms of protection lmao

[lusty brook]

and after, better because easier to put on, faster to put on, worse cause ghenerally heavier (could be an advantage too) and doesnt spread force as well as plate

[tough hollow]

nut check of doom destruction

[fallen glacier]

can't believe I survived this

[lusty brook]

me irl

[tranquil perch]

Thanks

[timber burrow]

why do i have 2 pairs pf baron greaves before i finish the whole set

[tough hollow]

i have ts too

[random pond]

wait wtf, there's a chance to get a dupe???????????

[hollow vessel]

I somehow beat 3 zombies without a leg

[gilded portal]

wtf is that pommel

[random pond]

send ss i don't believe y'all

[gilded portal]

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[fallen glacier]

ball

[timber burrow]

sent

[lusty brook]

https://tenor.com/view/survivorship-survivorship-bias-bias-selection-bias-selection-gif-2708055731462727416

[buoyant ravine]

First guy got decimated

[indigo lintel]

Me fr

[random pond]

u weren't lying

[steady cove]

What a chokeslam

[steady cove]

That helmet though

[jovial basalt]

Could've accidentally duped it, I've somehow duped my weapons

On accident

[timber burrow]

it didint give me the next piece tho

wait nvm

[hollow vessel]

Fart

[random pond]

it's weird cause when u beat baron, the equipment piece is auto-insured

[random pond]

oh nice, guess the game didn't cuck u

[feral moon]

when you edit pieces of the baron's armor, I've seemed to have gotten duplicates

[indigo lintel]

h

[indigo lintel]

Mine disappeared

[timber burrow]

how many baron kills do u need for the full set?

[tough hollow]

js got judo tripped by a dude -2x my size

[jovial basalt]

As many pieces of armor there are

[timber burrow]

k

[jovial basalt]

You get 1 piece per tourney won

[random pond]

minus that neck thing tho right, cause the big helmet overrules it?

[jovial basalt]

Yes

[random pond]

or is my character just built wrong lol

[jovial basalt]

You get the mail neck protector though

And the like mail skirt piece as well

Foulds I think they're called?

[random pond]

W protection

[timber burrow]

ive tried like 10 times to get the barons mace but i always kill him before he pulls it out

[crisp flax]

Bruh I just saw a video of some guy going crazy out of bounds

Why tf is the entire earth rendered in 😭😭

[random pond]

u gotta smack his arms

[jovial basalt]

Try hitting his hands or arms

[ruby glade]

What a bewildering injury

Hit the mfer with Necrosis

[fallen glacier]

got a link?

[random pond]

I got educated after I said the same thing, it's not rendered it's all low LOD

[crisp flax]

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/s/jGoM3TdUCB

Funny as fuck

[timber burrow]

Family lineage perk system would lowk go crazy

[crisp flax]

We’re on Neptune or sum shit

[random pond]

LMFAOOOO

[crisp flax]

Like bro

[neon mauve]

guys the "train" feature still lets you grow muscle right?

[timber burrow]

its how they make the gravity work duh

[random pond]

yupp

[random pond]

do the bucklers do anything

[indigo lintel]

Willie

[neon mauve]

if i die in free mode do i still go to the abyss thing btw?

[marsh hollow]

my messer looks like a filleting knife 😭

[timber burrow]

nah

[random pond]

don't think so, forgot

[hollow vessel]

Yes

[timber burrow]

same menu as if u win

[brisk oak]

i love this game

[jovial basalt]

They're just like smaller shields

[random pond]

true yeah i'm onboard with that, but 4 of em

[hollow vessel]

That’s exactly what they are

[jovial basalt]

Pretty sure they're meant to smack the enemies weapon out of the way but im not sure

[brisk oak]

haha big knight big stick go swoosh swoosh

[hollow vessel]

It has saved me a good amount of times

[random pond]

astounding

[low cosmos]

or hit them

[paper acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

Get in vc

[random pond]

bro

[dense token]

Before... and after

[timber burrow]

my willy would hit himself and died

[arctic canyon]

gang is this viable

[sudden lava]

MAYBE

[random pond]

with a hammer

[astral raven]

gang, i have no clue the physics be weird fr.

[dense token]

hafted

[random pond]

myb

[hollow vessel]

So do I want the mace to have Max mass on the hitting end

[brisk oak]

big a sword

big ahh sword

yeahhh

[jovial basalt]

Super long swords are viable you just have to be slow with them ime

[brisk oak]

tbh i use an overweight poleaxe thingamadoodle

[jovial basalt]

It can make it pretty wobbly

[brisk oak]

it slaps hella hard

[random pond]

if wield-able

[hollow vessel]

So should it be slightly overweight

[jovial basalt]

Id only max mass on it if I was going to 2 hand it tbh

[hollow vessel]

Thx

[ruby glade]

I nutted

[hollow vessel]

[jovial basalt]

I love using a super short variant of this thing

[arctic canyon]

first swing i took with it.. I think it's good

[hollow vessel]

Do you switch sides mid swing to do that

[jovial basalt]

But ofc they all have upsides and downsides, definitely test them before you buy them

[zenith flame]

what in gods name

[jovial basalt]

You dont wanna make a weapon thats just pure unusable due to weight and find out mid battle

[tepid wolf]

[ruby glade]

Yer

[hollow vessel]

I have tune it every time I exit the test

[neon mauve]

guys do weapons vary sharpness?

[white trail]

can you cut off the chandelier at cellar

[neon mauve]

like can 2 different billhooks have different sharpness?

[white trail]

what could have even happened in your childhood to make you do something like this

[sand kestrel]

scp 💔

[tepid wolf]

catholic school

[fallen glacier]

yall ever make a super long STICK

[random pond]

good q actually, size and mass vary but the blade itself?

[jovial basalt]

I wouldn't try to get extremely precise with it, just get it to somewhere you generally like

[round venture]

where is that?

[tepid wolf]

crazy part is that he's still alive lol

[neon mauve]

mine looks like this

[fallen glacier]

in the tavern with the HUD disabled

[arctic canyon]

I swung so hard on his head that my game crashed

[random pond]

don't click ok

[hollow vessel]

I already have a max mass one so I’m just going to make a slightly lighter one

[random pond]

does the game still function

if it does just finish up and go to tavern to save gear

[neon mauve]

i feel my billhook is only working to stab but not to slash

[arctic canyon]

THIS THING JUST CHOPS OFF LIMBS SO EAS-

[jovial basalt]

I wanna see you with a sword

[sonic hearth]

Split screen not crashing would be cool

[jovial basalt]

Being hulk definitely helps those hits lmao

[round venture]

and what is the no hud key?

[neon mauve]

btw why do i only see craft armor but not craft weapons?

[fallen glacier]

delete but you need unreal engine unlocker

[white trail]

2 mouths???

[round venture]

you only get one at a time, rest, do a fight, come back it might change, it might not, repeat until it changes

[random pond]

unlucky, the two ppl rotate

[neon mauve]

oh nvm i see it now

thanks guys

btw, for pollarms, poleaxes etc to be enabled i have to rank up further right?

[feral moon]

lets gooo

[random pond]

u could steal it from one of ur mercs

when they fall in double/buhurts

[round venture]

yes, as you rank up you unlock more craft options

[neon mauve]

yeah i actually stole my billhook from them

but idk if my billhook is good at all

its doing no damage when it slashes

only when i use it as a spear

[neon mauve]

alright thanks

[random pond]

two-hand it, and do an overhead head bash

like a sideswipe straight to the enemy's head, classic strat to beat anyone

[autumn tinsel]

how do i eat people in half sword

[random pond]

this ain't noita big shot

[neon mauve]

oh ok ill try, the thing is im very weak right now, only 70 kg of mass

[random pond]

better than my 60kg when the strength feature was bugged

[jovial basalt]

Last one is diabolical

[neon mauve]

OMG i just tried your trick

it worked

thanksss

[random pond]

not mine but NICE

[fallen glacier]

pitchfork stuck in the wall of this lil cabin in slums

[neon mauve]

just killed 2 people

[jovial basalt]

Genuinely asking, how do you have such good accuracy though? Any tips?

[random pond]

landing those sideswipe 2-hand hits feels good, knocks them out pretty much instantly

[sand herald]

I've got a lot of hours in the demo so I had a lot of time to get comfortable with/refine my playstyle, and it carried over into EA quite well

[neon mauve]

i cut someones head in half

its so cool

[neon mauve]

or well it looked like i did

[autumn tinsel]

how do i eat people in half sword

[random pond]

go play noita

[jovial basalt]

Thats fair, I just need to practice my accuracy pretty much, and footwork

[random pond]

plenty of eating there

[timber talon]

He’s not talking about the game

[sand herald]

A tip that helps is when you swing your weapon (say a sword), move your mouse to where you want to go from the position of your blade if that makes sense. That tip generally helped me with landing more accurate shots.

[timber burrow]

they should add a eating mechanic so you can eat a ton of food and get fat

[neon mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/calzoski-gif-9912079204047135032

[jovial basalt]

Like act as if the tip of my sword is my mouse?

[gilded portal]

the appropriate reaction

[sand herald]

Yeah exactly

Or the tip of your polearm, or any weapon that you're using

[gilded portal]

might be john halfsword

[fallen glacier]

in case there's still any doubt

[jovial basalt]

So if im swinging from left to right to hit a dude in the head, I want my mouse to pretty much trail in a line from my weapon tip to the dudes head?

[sand herald]

Yeah, that's how I imagine it at least

[jovial basalt]

Ill have to try that

[stuck epoch]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/217

[gaunt saffron]

i just managed to do a tie by having me and my opponent slice each others necks at the exact same time

[timber burrow]

wish it was human lowk

[fallen glacier]

prolly is, it's right below a human privy

[hasty pollen]

how do I declothe peopple in half sword

I want their helmet

[fallen glacier]

grab then hold grab button

[hasty pollen]

ok!

[sand herald]

And instead of having your focus on the tip of the weapon, I usually visualize the focus on being in the middle of my blade whenever I'm using a sword

[lapis pine]

anyone else still playing the demo because the early access has bad reviews

[random pond]

what specs do u have

[jovial basalt]

Sort of like the point where it balances, right?

Eh nvm im thinking about it too much

[timber burrow]

no cuz im a free thinker

[lapis pine]

32gb of ram, gtx 1650 and an i3 12100f

[white trail]

https://medal.tv/es/games/half-sword/clips/m5URkNJV7FfQnZWzE?invite=cr-MSxCQUssMzcxMDUzMTM5&v=9 it is imperative you take off your pants

[lapis pine]

honestly man the main reason that i dont have the game is because i spend all of my money on dbd

[timber burrow]

based

[round venture]

giving the Willies the opportunity to take me down

[timber talon]

Yikes

[timber burrow]

ion play dbd but what is there even to buy?

[lapis pine]

auric cells and characters

with different perks

[round venture]

militia tier Willies are nothing

[random pond]

i think ur 1650 will bottleneck

[sand herald]

Yeah you could think of it that way.

It's just a more general area for me to "draw a trail from" so I have a good enough reference point to start swinging without worrying too much of making sure whether I swing from, for example, the tip of my blade

[lapis pine]

it probably will but i play some demanding games with it and its ok

[remote crypt]

This is interesting because I subscribe more to the idea of 'you control your hand not the sword'

[round venture]

lord tier riot, place them bets

[remote crypt]

With the amount of shields. You're gonna get pounded on the ground.

[random pond]

honestly, u could purchase just to try for the 2 hours and refund

see how it handles

[lapis pine]

yeah

[random pond]

game is pretty fun, but it needs a fair bit of love

[round venture]

pathetic

[wheat leaf]

bright side is now devs have a substancial amount of funding to give it that love

[remote crypt]

Ngl I didnt see your sword. I thought you were going in fists and naked.

[sand herald]

I think I see what you mean. My longsword's point of balance makes it so swings tend to feel more "rubbery" in a way, so I leaned into that kind of playstyle and using the middle of my blade as a reference point serves me well.

[round venture]

lmao, sword only, but now i gotta try that lmao

[random pond]

project zomboid

valheim

ummmmmmmm prob some other thing

[wheat leaf]

idek what any of that means

[remote crypt]

That makes sense. The way I look at the hand method is that knowing where to position and move your hands lets you more finely control the tip, and where your strikes land. Especially because I try to play towards the mid-end of my blade.

[random pond]

money is only part, but half sword devs seem to be smth else so I think the future looks bright

[ornate river]

how do i put clothes back on?

[random pond]

those are EA games, after being bombarded with loads of money, unfinished for years

[wheat leaf]

oh word

well they sound like mid games, halfsword aint like that

ts peak

[random pond]

do be fr

[hasty pollen]

hold interact

[summer cloud]

Delicious

[wheat leaf]

how heavy is that stick?

[summer cloud]

1.66kg

[round venture]

another lord tier riot, no sword this time

[random pond]

wow is that how the game looks with a good pc?

[wheat leaf]

figured it was light, your swinging it at Demo speed xD

[hot junco]

i havent noticed my character getting bigger muscles even though im already in the veteran stage

[round venture]

ye, my beastie is pretty good

[timber burrow]

mine lowk looks like someone rubbed soap in my eyes

but i get 20 fps so its ok

[remote crypt]

Zomboid is actually pretty damn good. I just dont play it much.

Same with Star Citizen

[sand herald]

Sounds like a solid method. Here I'm moving my mouse from the perspective of my pollaxe's head which resulted in a pretty sick clip

[random pond]

hhhhhhhhh......................

[wheat leaf]

if it ends in oid i dont want it

[fallen glacier]

love zomboid

[wheat leaf]

unless its zoidberg

[timber burrow]

free roam confirmed

[random pond]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........................................

[remote crypt]

Hmm. I can definitely see where you're coming from. Might have to work it in a little bit to my own theory. See if the two can find a symbiosis

[sand herald]

Yeah, I also think there's definitely an overlap there somewhere

[tranquil lantern]

dont worry they get strong

[remote crypt]

Oh 100%. That also was the first clip I saw of you not doing something genuinely fucking batshit insane.

[random pond]

good thing he doesn't end with oid

[wheat leaf]

this synonym bun been sitting in my car for a day straight while i was in the psych ward, i just know its gonna be bangin

cinnimon

[random pond]

why were u in the psych ward

[exotic rune]

is it okay if i play demo

[random pond]

yes 👍

[exotic rune]

ok am brokie jjejee

[tranquil lantern]

NO!

[exotic rune]

why not

[round venture]

got sent to the abyss naked, got 25 souls after me, the first one was a fully kitted knight, a mistake on their part

[timber burrow]

lucky your limbs didint eject off as soon as a zombie touched it

[round venture]

its called being good at the game

[neon mauve]

should i steal the billhook on the right? the one without blood

[wheat leaf]

long story short and ill keep it light for rules
psychiatrist told me im 'just too hard on myself' and gave me a hotline number after i explained my entire life is in shambles, no friends and dont talk to my family, and ive had thoughts of sewer slide for 7-8 years. his lack of help kinda sent me down pretty quickly

[round venture]

the answer is always yes

[random pond]

always gets better, even if it may not seem

[timber burrow]

a zombie with a tiny ah sword makes me into the freaking baki meme after .1 nano second

[tranquil lantern]

that aint no billhook son thats a beautiful halberd

[round venture]

git gud

[neon mauve]

alright i was asking because it kinda is just a little bit shorter than the billhook and so far ive been doing good with the billhook

[neon mauve]

so better than billhook?

[wheat leaf]

i dont believe you, but im trying to take the steps to do so 👍

[tranquil lantern]

Id say so but its preference at that point

[neon mauve]

oh ok ill test it

[wheat leaf]

but this ciminom bun boutta go crazy it was made by a lil coffee shop a solid 10 km from any town

[timber burrow]

heaviest pole axe possible is best

[zenith flame]

we're in a half sword discord do you really need to ask

[wheat leaf]

i wish we could pick up those standing lanterns, id so love to whack someones head w it

[jovial basalt]

I wish the game would match you up with enemies better, like depending on weapon size

[fallen glacier]

true

[random pond]

oh like to the same range/class of weapon?

[jovial basalt]

Swords and short weapons just become far less viable when you get in later tiers but I get it tbh

[jovial basalt]

Yes

[timber burrow]

where do you even get a crossbow

[random pond]

hell yeah, good idea

[random pond]

forest, random chance in a crate next to the carriages

[timber burrow]

ah

[random pond]

only has ONE (1) arrow for some reason

haven't gotten another since i got my first arrow

quivers aren't even in the game yet

[jovial basalt]

Constantly going up against enemies in full plate armor with weapons like bill hooks and poleaxes, it just becomes a game of praying to not get 1 shot to the head in my experience

[sterile crystal]

BECOME MASTER FLAIL

AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY

[random pond]

hope free mode gets fleshed out more at least

[neon mauve]

omg i honestly dont know which one to choose out of all of them

i just got one that is much longer than the halberd i had just picked up

[random pond]

that way u can choose what enemies can have

[jovial basalt]

And as you get to harder enemies and higher ranks, those long 2 handed weapons become far more common

[tepid wolf]

I just had a max rank merc die in a riot lmfao
dishonor on his whole bloodline

[tranquil lantern]

length isnt super important, its about how you use it

[random pond]

when i got my hands on the scythe/candelabra early on, i could not use short range weapons ever again

[sterile crystal]

The flail is to good tho foreal I’ve used it to man o war or whatever and I only just become tougher

[tranquil lantern]

worry about the weapon you want to master and learn

[neon mauve]

so far i did good with billhook by using both arms and hitting the head, do halberds and poleaxes work the same way?

[jovial basalt]

Dont get me wrong, I love the long 2 handed stuff, but the enemies are absolutely cracked with them

[tranquil lantern]

yes

[jovial basalt]

Poleaxes are generally longer

I think I could have them mixed up idk

[wheat leaf]

i think its other way around, polearms are longer

[tranquil lantern]

I like the halberd you were using @neon mauve , its got a backfaced hook and a good axe blade and spear tip

[random pond]

i thought polearms were?

[jovial basalt]

Yeah you right mb

[neon mauve]

so far the longest one ive got is the billhook

[tranquil lantern]

aint no poleaxe longer than a pike

[neon mauve]

this one right?

[tranquil lantern]

legendary piece right there

[robust thicket]

HSE no save loadout currently? Also Freeplay on any map and keep gear when >:)

[neon mauve]

perfect, i stole that one from a boss fight

ill start using this one then

[jovial basalt]

Its so satisfying to slam a spiked pole axe into an enemies head

[random pond]

why is that one very good

[tranquil lantern]

heres mine, its really similar and I love the handling

[round venture]

if the gods did not want me to survive in the abyss, they wouldn't have given me an axe

[tranquil lantern]

its got everything a good soldier needs

[neon mauve]

nice! yeah its very similar

[timber burrow]

quikest way to get back to the lord torney

is it by rank of misson or prize

[summer cloud]

Hmm, not sure if the cloak fits my style. Actual cape would be sick though

[magic schooner]

Does anyone else use free mode to test out weapons

[tranquil lantern]

I mean come on, hes ignited with sparks and blood

[tepid wolf]

hell no free mode stinky

[random pond]

would u recommend swapping out of baron beak for it, my gameplay is getting stale and needs some flavour

[serene schooner]

i've spent the last hour or so using it to practice with a crossbow

[tranquil lantern]

ofc, the barons beak trumps the standard tools imo

[tepid wolf]

beak is overrated

[random pond]

crossbow is so annoying to shoot 😭

[jovial basalt]

Where yo pants at

[tranquil lantern]

it flies through plate like butter

knocks helms off consistently without skill

[tepid wolf]

Any poleaxe with double Picks does that, and you can custom make ones that are way more maneuverable and less prone to getting stuck

[serene schooner]

the worst is when a clean shot just bounces off like a nerf dart

[jovial basalt]

Do yall prefer long drawn out fights, or quick ones?

[hardy urchin]

i wanna be like a redguard can i have a curved sword

[tepid wolf]

barons beak isnt bad, but it's not the best weapon in the game lol. even random champions carry better weapons

[random pond]

shot at a dude with no plating, still bounced

[tranquil lantern]

and the weight clears dudes without trying

[neon mauve]

true, i hit someone on the head, it removed the helmet and kind of stunned the person

[tranquil lantern]

Ive shot naked willies in the head and they come out unscathed

[serene schooner]

i had one or two shots just bounce off of bare skin

[random pond]

incredible technology

bald people should be real

[jovial basalt]

More aerodynamic

Speaking of bald

[serene schooner]

i did also manage to nail a knight class enemy in the throat, which was fairly satisfying

[jovial basalt]

I literally sliced a dudes hair off at one point

[tranquil lantern]

I already posted this a while ago but the crossbow is a brutal weapon

[random pond]

"a little off the top"

[jovial basalt]

Made a really clean step to the left, and then swung my sword towards his head, boom, no hair.

[random pond]

oh lowkey didn't think of that, first time i got it I just shot at a distance and then pulled out a mace/sword to finish or if it missed

[jovial basalt]

Clean footwork and weapon play is what I strive for

[elder tendon]

wrong reply i think lol

[random pond]

true

[elder tendon]

i just tossed a guy off the poop cliff

[random pond]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-kirby-drop-falling-deep-gif-17081698

[lucid fjord]

can u take armour off of dead mercenaries?

i was able to take the helmet but i cant take his chest piece off

[jovial basalt]

I hate the slums because of the Slipping

Its funny but UGH

[elder tendon]

just gotta watch out for those certain spots

there's like 3 areas where its slippery, rest is fine

[tranquil lantern]

halberd stabs are enough to make you bust a lil

[elder tendon]

lmao

[opaque anvil]

anyone got a setting or image for a custom poleaxe/hammer? been trying to find something thats fast

[novel plaza]

are we able to increase our leg strength seperate from our upper body or is all strength tied together with the weight system

[velvet moss]

peak

[random pond]

gymshark over here

willie does full-body all day everyday

[wheat leaf]

its like devs just dont want their weapons to be usable atp how as this issue managed to only get worse

[tepid wolf]

ayy I got the 94 bug too

[velvet moss]

wher fight baron

[random pond]

after lord

[novel plaza]

i got to 97 on my last run, beat the baron so many times i got full set twice as a reward

[velvet moss]

no kidding

(im at the end of lord)

[random pond]

:')

[random pond]

oh, go to sleep

[novel plaza]

gotta do tourney

[velvet moss]

okie

[velvet moss]

yes i know

there is no tour-

aha

[random pond]

🙏

[velvet moss]

wish thy luck

[novel plaza]

sometimes you gotta back out the things and rest to refresh the fights

make sure your mercs have blunt polearms if possible

[random pond]

go no merc, surely

[velvet moss]

Now

[novel plaza]

gl if you dont have the barons beak already XD

[velvet moss]

why would i need the barons beak lol

watch this imma get it firs try

[magic schooner]

Mine is using the custom longsword I made to slice through beggars and peasants

[round venture]

the thing is unfairly good

[novel plaza]

that thing is like a one shot anywhere you hit someone

[random pond]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[velvet moss]

i do not conform to metas

[paper acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-loading-gif-26060546

[remote crypt]

this is the only meta I need.

[novel plaza]

not so much a meta as an uncraftable massive weapon that you need a ton of strength to use

[lost ivy]

What dpi and mouse sensitivity do you guys recommend

[paper acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willy-cute-gif-2159282053417534293

[lapis pine]

can you throw the npcs off of the ledge on that arena with mud? i dont have the game so idk if theres an invisible wall there

[paper acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[novel plaza]

yes and you can fall off tooo

[lapis pine]

im gonna buy the game soon

[novel plaza]

the mud is stupid slippery

[lapis pine]

im only really interested in throwing the willies off of the ledge

[random pond]

johnhalfsword rocks 26k and maxed in-game sens

[kindred latch]

That ain’t mud big dog

[novel plaza]

gasp

[ruby glade]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQiMNQESjdaPT6YRv-x9K4SR4u_D2uawqxedA&s

[novel plaza]

disentary

[lost ivy]

I’m using 3.2k dpi and 75% ingame sensitivity but I feel like it’s too much lately

[velvet moss]

well

[neon mauve]

if i leave the abyss can i return later to complete it?

[velvet moss]

you guys underestimate the power of rediculesly heavy poleaxe halfsworded

[left saffron]

Where are more fixes.

[velvet moss]

i prove my haters wrong DAILY

[left saffron]

I hope they share some progression of what they are working now

on anywhere

[random pond]

dang

i never doubted

[velvet moss]

i gotta share the real meta with you guys

[tranquil lantern]

spare or merc?

[velvet moss]

just halfsword this

[random pond]

he's still fighting u?

[left saffron]

I use 0.7~0.8k and 8~12 percent game sensitivity

[tranquil lantern]

yes

[random pond]

bonk, if it kills then it was meant to be

[tranquil lantern]

ight ill go bonk whats left (hes a real fighter)

[floral vale]

i use 2k dpi and around 25% sens

[wheat leaf]

shields are so weird in EA, like despite the fact that i actively thrusted a metal tipped shield into his face, the mere contact of his wooden board on my face equals immediate loss of balance and 80% of my consciousness/stamina

[left saffron]

It's not even difficult to win Baron Tourney alone with pole 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[velvet moss]

are you from 2001

[wheat leaf]

theres a ominous vibe from that question

[random pond]

because he had a helmet silly

[fallen glacier]

are you from 2001 a space odyssey

[shell forge]

I get the feeling that the four-spike is more for torture than it is for combat

[remote crypt]

Yeah blunt is back to how it was with playtest/demo. Overtuned to hell and back before the nerf.

[jovial basalt]

The force the shield hit you with I feel like should not have done that much

[velvet moss]

i love nicking someones neck and then having to completely declothe them

[wheat leaf]

exactly, its just so overdone rn, for all weapons and shields any blunt impact is just wicked overkill

[summer cloud]

Don't need pants to win

[wheat leaf]

flails especially cause any small twitch or movement activates blunt damage

[ornate river]

omg i love the flail

its so good

[velvet moss]

hhhmmmmm hard choice

[wheat leaf]

cause its easier than growing dirt

[zinc echo]

Guys, did optimization improve? i want to play the game but im scared of fatal errors

[tranquil lantern]

can you tell they knocked me over?

[random pond]

specs pls

[remote crypt]

A few guys have been testing tuning damage down to 30% and said they got good results off of it to get blunt better managed.

[tranquil lantern]

like new

[summer cloud]

'Tis but a scratch

[hardy urchin]

did tourney without the beak, idk wtf yall are talking about its ass

[random pond]

☝️🤓

[fallen glacier]

tinfoil

[tranquil lantern]

youre simply not trained with it, you gotta learn the weapon bro

[velvet moss]

yeah

wtf even does the beak look like

[zinc echo]

Geforce GTX 1060 3GB

[hardy urchin]

max muscles and i used a poleaxe to kill him, i know how to use it it just sucks

[wheat leaf]

yet when you do that you also lose cut and thrust damage, unlike Demo where youd visually get the same damage regardless of more or less, but get less true damage, now it effects what attacks do or dont cause damage at all it seems

[summer cloud]

Learn? The beak is is the easiest weapon in the game to win with

[hardy urchin]

bigger everything and golden

[jovial basalt]

Its like a giant pickaxe

[velvet moss]

gross

[remote crypt]

Yeah its really fucky

[tranquil lantern]

are you holding it with the alternate grip? thats the way to do it

[velvet moss]

back in my day we had fatal errors and swords!

[tranquil lantern]

what I was saying, its a one trick pony you gotta find the trick

[hardy urchin]

i want a weapon i can quickly zip around with, not dense and heavy

[random pond]

i think u'll run it, but not very good

it's below min i think

[tranquil lantern]

then the weapons not bad, its just not youre style

[hardy urchin]

i just said i used a poleaxe of course i did, still no good for me

[random pond]

ok but this might not even mean anything, u have a 2hr trial period if u want to see how it functions currently

[hardy urchin]

it is bad, TO ME, dont feel so offended for your precious hammer

[wheat leaf]

devs fr took everything that worked and was stable and made it everything but that, didnt add what they said they would, actively took away more, and said 30 dollars please

[tranquil lantern]

poleaxe*

[young summit]

is game worth if I have a rx 7800xt?

[random pond]

yeah

[hardy urchin]

huh??

[remote crypt]

Its not that bad. But it definitely feels like they developed demo and EA in two different forks.

[tranquil lantern]

the barons beak is a poleaxe

[random pond]

wait, did the amd stuff get fixed

idk

[hardy urchin]

its a hammer with a beak

[wheat leaf]

right? almost as if two different games that have the same base concept

[tranquil lantern]

its a poleaxe twin

[summer cloud]

Pollaxe is the fastest weapon

[wheat leaf]

i simply cant understand whythey would throw all of that away in place of a worse funtioning game overall

[hardy urchin]

where the hell is the AXE

[zinc echo]

i had a dream where my stamina was so bad that i could punch only one time, and when i got extreme muscles because of that i throwed willies around the slums map and i made them sit on trees in the forest

[fallen glacier]

so it's just a giant golden lucerne

[hardy urchin]

i see no AXE i see a HAMMER

[random pond]

hafted*

[grizzled arch]

Pollaxe* Just meaning long hafted mounted weapon. Any number of heads can be applied, and it's still a poleaxe. The later understanding of 'pole-axe' was from early media where we took the name literally in movies and such.

[hardy urchin]

the name is baron's BEAK

not baron's HAMMER

[summer cloud]

Nothin personnel kid

[grizzled arch]

...Yes? I'm aware of the name of the weapon.

[tranquil lantern]

the bec de corbin is a poleaxe

[fallen glacier]

holy shit someone got it right. Thank you

[zinc echo]

he didn't give you a cool axe?

[fallen glacier]

all these summer friends spelling it as "personal"

[wheat leaf]

i think thats enough halfsword for td this game clearly has no intent of playing nice tonight lmao

[hardy urchin]

there is no AXE head, im not calling it a poleaxe

poleARM??? sure

[tranquil lantern]

everyone else will though its ight

[hardy urchin]

polearm is accurate

[lucid fjord]

ddue how long can u get knocked out for in this fucking game

[remote crypt]

I think there's also a bit of publisher pressure, and obviously the 90% of halfsworders that can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground (and do not care to get better at the game. Just go uhuhuhuhu gore)

[lucid fjord]

im just breathing on the floor

infinitelyt

[hardy urchin]

like the demo thing?

[tranquil lantern]

forever sadly 😢

[summer cloud]

do be like that sometimes

[lucid fjord]

no in th abyss

[hardy urchin]

???

[grizzled arch]

Fell into the modern medieval weapons discourse lmao

[remote crypt]

I mean did you get amputated or smth

[lucid fjord]

also wtf is up with this fact that enemies insta amputate me and i cant do the same

[lucid fjord]

no

[hardy urchin]

i mean like, in the demo when your character would have an asthma attack or something

[lucid fjord]

i got bitten twice

the skeleton is on the ground

and so am i

we both out of breath

[remote crypt]

weird. Is your screen still red?

[lucid fjord]

no

it isnt

[remote crypt]

Yeah you should be able to get up then.

[lucid fjord]

he just keeps panting bro

[hardy urchin]

so it is what happened in the demo, jesus harold christ bud

[grizzled arch]

Weird trick, but try taking off your armour with G.

[jovial basalt]

Bros a dog

[latent karma]

what gpu is needed for halfsword im getting 15 fps but im using a 4090

[remote crypt]

With H

[grizzled arch]

That too.

[wheat leaf]

yeah the publisher situation is definitely a big factor, ppl say EA was released early cause of community demand, while that plays a part i also think halfsword having had no paid release for like 3-4 years now definitely was too long for GameSeer
i seriously hope they dont go the path of easy cartoonly simple gameplay thats easy for everyone to play a gorey hack and slash, the game has so much potential to be the most realistic medieval combat simulator like.. ever

[hardy urchin]

spam hold and open your hands a bit, see if it gets you out of the funk

[remote crypt]

go to medium graphics settings.

[hardy urchin]

ur lame

[lucid fjord]

gan g i am so cooked

why wont he just get up

[remote crypt]

Honestly my hope is now that people can give them money, they'll get back on track - but financials are definitely a thing I've wondered abt.

[random pond]

oh god now i'm being reminded of ready or not

[remote crypt]

I've been BEGGING to pay these fuckers since september 24

[grizzled arch]

They're a team of like... five people iirc.

[wheat leaf]

chances are gameseer sucked up a fat chunk, if not vast majority of whatever they made from steam sales just to cover development debt

[lucid fjord]

he finallyt stood up bro

[novel plaza]

currently doing a double buckler run and its crazy

[wheat leaf]

bucklers are lowkey goated

[random pond]

put 4 more on ur body

[remote crypt]

Wouldn't be surprised at all. Sucks for HSG but they really should have had some crowdfunding offered during Playtest/Demo.

[novel plaza]

i wanted to do a monk build started from as small as possible, its hilarious

[tranquil lantern]

they can have all my money if they asked nicely

[remote crypt]

I genuinely would have subbed to a HSG patreon.

I play star citizen man. There is no reason I cannot spend money on Half Sword monthly.

[wheat leaf]

myself and dozens if not hundreds of others would have 100% paid for that, but nope

[lucid fjord]

dude please can someone explain why the npcs scrape you with a sword and your body splits into two and then when you hit them they dont even get cut, please make the ai more intelligent instead of increasing their OPness to make the game harder

[remote crypt]

Genuinely every single dedicated half sword player would have even if it was just $1/mo

I would have given this game over $1k by now if so.

[wheat leaf]

like cmon wtf even is this, i have damaged turned down to 1/3rd

[random pond]

turn gore off 👍

[tranquil lantern]

poleaxe is such a dastardly weapon

[clever vault]

how to unlock the rest of these armor pieces

[lucid fjord]

bro how is that gonna fix it

[remote crypt]

honk mimi he was tired.

[random pond]

that way u don't get split in half

and they already don't, win-win

[wheat leaf]

the battlefield isnt ready for chlorophorm doused buckler

[tranquil lantern]

the logic does check out

[lucid fjord]

ur legit right lmao

[random pond]

i should be a dev

[steady cove]

To be fair I poke them with a stick and their hand gets cut like I just tore their entire 3 layers of skin.

[lucid fjord]

dude they scrape you with a knife and you just get swiss cheesed

[summer cloud]

Retch

[steady cove]

To be fair have you ever been in a knife fight?

[tranquil lantern]

what monster decides that we need to kill people more than a standard poleaxe would, this head to evil

[hardy urchin]

this is bothering me why isnt my hand behind the guard

[remote crypt]

Its literally just a honk mimi device rn. No skill involved 🤣

[remote crypt]

I like that cuz it turns it into a reverse grip smacker.

[fallen glacier]

true. I have faith, so far still anyway. Reading the early twitter posts when it was seemingly just Frank posting and there wasn't even a playable build released yet, he seems to have always wanted to focus on realism. Even recently. I saw a suggestion about something on the screen like a display of a humanoid figure that would tell you which body part was injured and what not, but he said he wanted to forego that for a more realistic-type HUD, which is the red marks on the screen indicating which body part is injured, the darkening when tired/unconscious etc, which is awesome imo and unique. As well as the historical accuracies, the aim to make the gore on par with BeamNG but with human bodies, first person, stuff like that. I trust the vision. If they start deviating from the realism I'll be worried

[wheat leaf]

that wasnt even the sharp buckler funnily enough, couldnt chalk it up to random stab damage

[hardy urchin]

my hand is not behind the guard

[remote crypt]

sadly

[remote crypt]

Good.

[summer cloud]

Me when they challenge the pollaxe

[random pond]

willie has nice lashes

[hardy urchin]

it feels weird wouldnt i want it behind it? yknow so i dont get my pinky cut off or something

[remote crypt]

one of the fellas I know had me try their s w o r d

[remote crypt]

yeah I getcha. I like it tho cuz it makes it much more CQB inclusive.

[summer cloud]

hes no raggamuffin

[hardy urchin]

it can still be used for cqc if my hand was behind it, thank god for gloves

[random pond]

rags to riches

[wheat leaf]

i dont think many people appreciate how insanely detailed the current body is, every single major artery from head to toe separate vital organ hitboxes, muscle weakening, broken joints, probably more i dont even know about. plus the intended physical organs and mutilation, its otherworldly

[remote crypt]

Ngl gloves are the single thing I will never take off besides sabatons. I need my hand condoms to cause pain and suffering to willies when I SLAP them

[wheat leaf]

plus the armor, weapons, and map design, which is also insanely accurate historically,

[hardy urchin]

hand condoms- fuck

[warm void]

Hellish quart is kinda boring.

[hardy urchin]

skill issue

[random pond]

i do like the immersion of it all

really got into the medieval setting from kcd1

[warm void]

I mean, in the story, the camera is so frustrating that I can't progress.

[hardy urchin]

also i checked and i admit im wrong, technically the baron's is a poleaxe, i just thought no axe head mean not axe

[random pond]

kcd2 is out as well but the combat in this is just 🤌

[wheat leaf]

KCD2 suffered the same issue of simplification for a larger playerbase

but also improved in many many ways over kcd1

[warm void]

It's definitely fun for the first few minutes, learning how to parry and stuff.

[wheat leaf]

like sure i dont have dedicated stabs and underhand cuts, but i also dont have people sprinting in circles around me should there be more than 1 enemy attacking me at once

[supple dagger]

finally bought EA
im usually an indifferent person so I think this game will be fine

[fallen glacier]

oh yeah absolutely. All of the organs are internally there all the time, it's amazing. This is quite literally the game I've dreamed of as a lil kid. I always liked messing around with ragdolls and stuff. There was this thing called realmatter tech demo a long time ago that I would mess around with because it had a humanoid body and it let you cut through it with the mouse, you could cut it to pieces since it was made up of like small little spheres, no organs tho this was like 2003 or 04

[wheat leaf]

even if you have performance issues on the first map slums just keep going till you get to the next few

[warm void]

The game is hella fun, the people whining about graphics (even though I suffer pretty bad), it's still really fun.

[remote crypt]

I have been practicing with greatsword techs for retreating strikes recently. Its so fun when I land them cuz its like a loft into the nose.

[random pond]

performance issues are a valid criticism

[warm void]

True.

[wheat leaf]

playin that game before i was even born gawd damn xD

[supple dagger]

I wasn't able to go past high graphics in the demo anyways. my game always crashed at ultra. I think if I have low enough graphics I will be fine

[covert forge]

getting the feel of swords i think

[zinc echo]

i want to be a content creator to get a green name, should i master the skills of fighting?

[random pond]

go with dx12, and people have said to keep dlss on?

[hardy urchin]

superior craftsmanship

[novel plaza]

why cant i post an image

[hardy urchin]

yap for a bit

[wheat leaf]

i think theres been a loss of a fair number of content creators since EA's release so prob more chance of filling that void than before

[random pond]

gotta be lvl 1 or 2 blahdee 😝

[zinc echo]

okay

updating my game after 3 updates

[novel plaza]

i have been kinda though

[supple dagger]

I think this game being 20 dollars initially and 25 dollars otherwise, it's definitely a breath of fresh air now that the average game price is 80 dollars

[novel plaza]

not like crazy or anything

[fallen glacier]

true tbh

[random pond]

there was a mod that did the math, 1 message every minute for 3 hours to get lvl3

idk how many ur at now

[floral vale]

this revenant in abyss is legit flossing over my injured clinging onto life willie

[fallen glacier]

even as it is, 20 isn't bad at all imo

[remote crypt]

I've just been fucking lazy and forgot to post half of my shitposts.

[wheat leaf]

real

[jovial basalt]

How many hours do you actually have?

[random pond]

grab a candelabra 🙏

[wheat leaf]

i mean im not a halfswordtuber but im still in the same boat lmao

[sand herald]

475 in demo, 52 in EA

[jovial basalt]

Yeeesh

Ive been loving the game

Gonna crank up them hours

[wheat leaf]

these two were lowkey just trying to make me quit the game. very good ragebaiters

[jovial basalt]

Sometimes I switch between EA and the demo but I play EA more

[random pond]

john, do u like demo or EA atm

[jovial basalt]

Good question

[remote crypt]

like cmon. I gotta post this.

[tawny anvil]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1468459336429863091

We shall get greatsword again

[quaint wind]

Am I not able to take the barons stuff once I kill him?

[supple dagger]

the settings in ea save from the demo thats amazing

[random pond]

nah, gotta keep killing him to get more

[novel plaza]

what weapons apart from bucklers and staffs should i be permitted to use if trying to be a monk roleplay

[wheat leaf]

id be doing the same if my PC didnt start having an asthma attack when i play slums

[sand herald]

Honestly I like EA more

[random pond]

hallelujah

[unreal fog]

are maces actually non-lethal or does repeatedly bashing some one till they stop resisting still kill them

[quaint wind]

So what can I take from him the first time

[high bridge]

@graceful lichen

[random pond]

his beak

[wheat leaf]

you can full on kill them with one swing sometimes

[novel plaza]

you get one piece per tourney until you have full set then it gives you a whole new set everytime after

[random pond]

the golden poleaxe (called baron's beak)

[remote crypt]

Drop your resolution a bit

[unreal fog]

so thats why theres so many fuckers when I go to hell to put them even deeper

[high bridge]

@graceful lichen

[floral vale]

he's doing his little dance

[quaint wind]

Does my weapon disappear if I take his and I don't have mine insured?

[random pond]

oh and u get a random armour piece

[unreal fog]

cali fornia girls were unforgetable

[high bridge]

@graceful lichen

[wheat leaf]

im not playing like i forgot to bring my glasses so i can have access to a more slippery map

[tawny anvil]

@sand herald Can you create mods for Muscle and Height modification?

[random pond]

u can hold both at the same time

q and e

[quaint wind]

Oh yea thats right

Thanks

[wheat matrix]

I love that when you crash, it just puts me back where I was midmatch

[sand herald]

Pretty sure there's a mod for that uploaded already on nexusmods

[remote crypt]

Dude my clips, when I export to 4k still look good and I dropped to 1920x1080 on a 21:9 monitor. With no letterboxing.

[unreal fog]

half sword enhancer for strength

[high bridge]

@graceful lichen

[unreal fog]

but idk size

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/logobi-vitesse-logobi-vitesse-gif-27368740

[remote crypt]

DLSS carries me tbh

and reshade. For quality.

[novel plaza]

what weapons apart from bucklers and staffs should i be permitted to use if trying to be a monk roleplay

[warm void]

What DLSS is the most performance saving?

[wheat leaf]

oh you DROPPED to 1920x1080, thats the highest i can got lmao

[floral vale]

the hands god gave you

[unreal fog]

is there any way to put down a rabid willie without killing him police style? I have a tower shield and a max mass min length mace

[tranquil lantern]

he was a good man, and his hair turned blue

[random pond]

a polearm

[ember flame]

Dlss does basically nothing atm

[novel plaza]

thats what ive been trying, it gets so hard against swords XD

[floral vale]

dessert

[random pond]

wait what did that one battle monk use in ghost of tsushima

[quaint wind]

Bro am I supposed to just grab on this mf till I find what I can take?

[jovial basalt]

What would you improve first?

[unreal fog]

mmm tiramisu

[remote crypt]

pff rip. My usual is 2560x1080

[ember flame]

I love autocorrect

[remote crypt]

lanterns.

[random pond]

u have to leave the tourney, it'll give u one automatically

grab whatever else

[novel plaza]

no it will give it to you once you leave, itll say "baron gauntlets unlocked" or something like that

[sand herald]

wdym?

[covert forge]

how do u get buff in free mode

[unreal fog]

anyone else here use the riot police strat/build

[quaint wind]

Oh ok, so grab my shit and his shit and then leave and I'll get his armor

[jovial basalt]

Like what would you want improved on EA the most?

If anything

[novel plaza]

def grab his polearm if you want a busted weapon

[remote crypt]

my small willie is awesome

[jovial basalt]

Physics, damage, that kinda stuff

[quaint wind]

W bro

[ember flame]

Has to be performance

[floral vale]

it's average

[unreal fog]

no offense but mine would literally eat him

like bite by bite

[wheat leaf]

i couldnt not make this game any less taxing than it is, even got reflex turned off. only background app is discord but i'd be sitting at a trembly unhappy 50 fps on slums, which is playable but not nearly as smooth as other maps

[remote crypt]

false

[remote crypt]

[novel plaza]

dual buckler or forearm shields are fun

[warm void]

I love that weight is saved into the next round : ❤️

[novel plaza]

the literal thing im doing is the monk build XD

[warm void]

Add some spikes on it fr fr

[ember flame]

Slums is unplayable on my 3060ti at 1080p lowest settings it's 1% lows are laughable

[remote crypt]

@wheat leaf just booted up so I could slumsmaxx First clip of the day.

[warm void]

Just remove everything.

[novel plaza]

i feel like i remember a spiked buckler in demo

[warm void]

It won't lag

[tranquil lantern]

current royal guard kit goes kinda hard ngl

[sand herald]

Ah I see. I practically lived in free mode during the demo and the same pretty much applies in EA, and I think different aspects of combat could definitely be worked on. I've been seeing a fair bit of complaints about how floppy the wrist can get when fighting and how that can understandably be frustrating

[tranquil lantern]

we got a couple guys, bunch of names (I only remember Frank and Willie)

[unreal fog]

"thyne fucker"

[ember flame]

To bad the graphic settings don't allow you to turn anything off only lower the quality minimally

[warm void]

Willie is a species gng

[warm void]

You can do it in the files.

[unreal fog]

i need a spiked riot shield, pavise, buckler, and pauldrons so bad. mace too

[remote crypt]

I have managed to catch an arm mid swing

[ember flame]

Its just ridiculous that there's no options

[floral vale]

small willie large willie little ball of willie happy willie sleepy willie ragamuffin ragamuffin ragamuffin

[novel plaza]

definitely cant wait for new weapons and fight types

[quaint wind]

Willy, Billy, Frankie, Harry, Tommy, Vinny

[novel plaza]

i imagine with the horse having floppy physics we could possibly get horses latger

[tranquil lantern]

King Louis XII ordered your death my friend

[ember flame]

They tried to make the options better in demo but it's much worse you can't make the game look bad enough for actual performance boost

[warm void]

The Willie paradox.

[remote crypt]

slumsmaxxing

[unreal fog]

where do we find the photo mode album

[warm void]

I am gonna go try a buff tall beggar run. Wearing nothing except muscles.

[unreal fog]

shit-maxxing

[remote crypt]

steam files. Where your install is located.

[unreal fog]

whats the level for pics again?

[tranquil lantern]

Bow before the relic

[warm void]

2 or was it 3

[random pond]

how creative of a forge do u think we’ll be able to get. like adding weapon augments anywhere

[hardy urchin]

3 because theres a role

[warm void]

Why aren't you bowing too?

[unreal fog]

god i need a prehistoric body cam

[tranquil lantern]

Someone has to bring it to the greedy serfs

[unreal fog]

just a lowly scribe recording me yellaing "CEASE THYNE RESISTANCE"

[velvet plover]

does anyone know why I dont get a doubles or buhurt teamate?

[hardy urchin]

can it stab into someone

[tranquil lantern]

greedy serfs

[random pond]

u gotta buy someone

[hardy urchin]

thats what im calling artists from now on

[tranquil lantern]

someone must deliver King Louis XII's message

[unreal fog]

oh they didnt do anything wrong my mace just needs lubricating

[velvet plover]

oh that makes sense thanks

[south tiger]

What is half sword based on?

[tranquil lantern]

they want emancipated (they gotta go)

[south tiger]

Or where

[random pond]

there’s a dude looking over from the second floor of the tavern, buy accordingly

[hardy urchin]

15th century europe i think

[unreal fog]

they were pretty happy when i found them, they werent anything after i was done with them

[south tiger]

I’m trying to figure out specifically where though

[random pond]

bohemia

[unreal fog]

insure your gear

[supple dagger]

Im struggling to get 30 fps on the lowest graphic on slums but its still playable

[tranquil lantern]

Western Europe (France, Britain, Holy Roman Empire)

a few places have banners here

the demo had a lot of coat of arms

[hardy urchin]

thats kcd

[zinc echo]

That game is too bad, i can't play at 2 fps even at slow motion

[tranquil lantern]

and a real place

[random pond]

ball knowledge W

[hardy urchin]

just saying europe is best

[tranquil lantern]

just pay your tithe lil bro

[hardy urchin]

naming specifics is... ehhhh

[remote crypt]

I finally have my set of knuckles

[tranquil lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/mapping-czechia-big-empire-mappingceskoez-gif-24525660

Bohemia

real life reference 😭

[unreal fog]

can we make it so that a strong enough blunt attack will take a chunk of flesh off someone? I know the axe can do it

[hardy urchin]

its a fictional place with fictional characters, trying to say "oh its in germany" "oh its in france" "oh its in england" "oh its in italy" limits too much, just saying europe gives more access to more things

[tranquil lantern]

halfsword does 😢

[random pond]

bohemians, and henry

[hardy urchin]

idk maybe somewhere the devs said where

[tranquil lantern]

ts the coat of arms we see on shields on the demo

[hardy urchin]

tf thats beautiful

[hardy urchin]

demo

d e m o

and we're currently in EA

[tranquil lantern]

demo as in the same setting bro

these are all (or at least most) holy roman empire

[covert forge]

can u use slow motion to cheese the stamina to grow muscles faster?

[random pond]

this the type of ragebait i do to my goons at 2 am

[remote crypt]

lantern gaming

[tranquil lantern]

I think so

[random pond]

issue is i can’t tell if ur trying to ragebait

[hardy urchin]

boooooooo

[elder tendon]

im doing mma

[random pond]

maybe u’ve mastered the art flawlessly

[tranquil lantern]

ts just freaky

[hardy urchin]

ragebait = being a dick dont try rebranding being a cunt

[tired raptor]

whats a good pollaxe setting for optimal control to impact force? im using two 4 beaks with the spear end and the lowest size head. it handles great but it feels a bit weaker than my full size full mass one

[elder tendon]

whats freaky about it? got him in a leg lock

[tranquil lantern]

the quad tipped one is crazy

[supple dagger]

btw I discovered that the mud in the slums isnt actually mud but its human waste

[tired raptor]

thats the one i have, mb

[tranquil lantern]

thats the one I like best and feel the best with