halfsword-chat-⚔

[limpid pebble]

I play on low

[wheat rock]

streaming a freshly released game thats always had issues with performance is not going to be ideal for performance

[lucid fjord]

no idea

playing 4k on low settings

freezes my entire game

[burnt spruce]

just said halfsword is peak in roblox and they said halfsword was trash

[lucid fjord]

dont get me started on when i put dlss or frame gen on

somehow broke the game

[limpid pebble]

yeah thats weird

it shouldnt be doing that, especially not with your setup

[jovial relic]

dawg i need a new gpu all my parts are good except for my gpu

any suggestions

[limpid pebble]

half sword is CPU intensive, but if you play games with high quality you could get a decent rtx card

[jovial relic]

not just for halfsword just in general

[neon mauve]

guys i just noticed an npc's bilhook is wide on the sides but short in vertical length but mine is long in vertical length and short on the sides

do i steal it or is mine still better?

[limpid pebble]

you dont really need a crazy expensive GPU these days, even the 3050 is good enough

[jovial relic]

i want a good gpu bro i got the money too

[limpid pebble]

unless you want ray tracing

[solemn wedge]

guys where are screenshots taken in photo mode stored?

[limpid pebble]

im not sure tbh, I got integrated graphics cards

[limpid pebble]

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword\HalfswordUE5\Screenshots

[lucid fjord]

yeah its legit the sharescreen

game works completely fine until i hit that sharescreen

[feral moon]

since day 1

[limpid pebble]

it shows up randomly in cellar

[neon mauve]

guys i just noticed an npc's bilhook is wide on the sides but short in vertical length but mine is long in vertical length and short on the sides

do i steal it or is mine still better?

[limpid pebble]

also i think its unlocked in freeplay

[feral moon]

Funny. I literally saw it my first match in EA

[limpid pebble]

pick it up and test your swings

the demo scythe champion was a pain in the ass

[gilded portal]

someone already posted a grapple tutorial for this game lmao

[limpid pebble]

those overheads were brutal

[exotic scarab]

I wish we could burn enemies at the fire on the yard

[dense token]

hafted is the best weapon ive used so far with the hammerhead not the axe

[limpid pebble]

theres a fireplace in the barons hall that the baron uses to cook anybody that disagrees with him

unfortunately you cant use it tho

its a firepit

[jovial relic]

they should add like a torch to the game thatd be cool

[wide cobalt]

What do yall mean when you say “EA”

[jovial relic]

early access

[wide cobalt]

Ahhhhh

That’s what I was thinking I was like NOOOO PLEASE DONT SELL OUT

[limpid pebble]

EA GAMES challenge everything 🗣️

[tight isle]

how is this mf still walking

[limpid pebble]

last thing u see before u get slimed out in the cellar below the tavern

[jovial relic]

ruin games by focusing on skins rather than the actual game, and bugs

[wide cobalt]

Michael chandler after the paddy pimblett fight

[agile lotus]

i always try to grab a single leg, but if the'yre really stunned you can pretty much grab the feet and they will flip

[wide cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[gilded portal]

now that you mention it the cellar never has 1 vs many

[limpid pebble]

only if you hire a mercenary before a champion fight

[wide cobalt]

What do you search to find these😭

[toxic ice]

when and where can you get those new colored tunic shirts ??

forget what theyre called

[wide cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-half-sword-meme-halfsword-meme-gif-15408217781449245631

Bro isn’t a gatekeeper what a legend

[boreal merlin]

cough cough Helldivers

[limpid pebble]

yo does anybody know why in the beginning of progression theres just a naked bald willie that is 4 feet tall that randomly spawns in and immediately gives up in a champion fight

[gilded portal]

shiii you right, but at that level most people aren't hiring mercenaries to gang up on a dude in a gambeson wielding a woodaxe

[wide cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-13746396505480870613

[limpid pebble]

true lol

[wide cobalt]

Crosshair?? Lmao

[delicate falcon]

new willie looking at his old body in disbelief

[true quiver]

Bro started cuddling

[jovial relic]

how old is ts

[formal ibex]

I seemly cant activate frame generation on a 4060ti, am I missing something that disables it?

[wide cobalt]

I think it’s only for 50 series cards bro

[limpid pebble]

"we now pronounce you, husband and wife"

[wide cobalt]

It works for me, I’ve got a 5070ti

[delicate falcon]

not

[formal ibex]

i meant 5060ti sry

[delicate falcon]

i have a 4060

[wide cobalt]

Oh

[delicate falcon]

it works

[wide cobalt]

Do you have DLSS on?

Need that on, and it only lets me do it if I have it on dx12 and on balanced

[tight isle]

silly question but make sure both are on

[formal ibex]

yeah

[wide cobalt]

Framegen is a game changer bro

[formal ibex]

ill try restarting but

[wide cobalt]

I can play slums with over 100 frames 😭😭

It’s crazy

[limpid pebble]

me neither

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-license-gif-1281378307575502915

[limpid pebble]

I think it depends on the graphics card?

[runic oxide]

im so done this game is so laggy

[tight isle]

i need to make my clip but i just threw a willie over the fence on slums lol

down he goes

[wide cobalt]

Whether it’s real or fake doesn’t feel any latency to me, and it’s pretty smooth so idk

[formal ibex]

for me its not that laggy but ig it will run twice as smooth if I get to activate the framegen

[runic oxide]

im playing on low settings with an rtx 3060 and i still get frame drops

[wide cobalt]

I play on medium, dlss on balanced with 2x frame gen, I had like well over 120 on slums which was NUTS to me

[jovial relic]

is this a dream? im playing at 130 fps

[runic oxide]

does dlss fix things?

[formal ibex]

oh it seems it was because of dx11

[runic oxide]

if so which do i use

[formal ibex]

you need to run it on dx12 for it to work

[runic oxide]

bet lemme try rq

[limpid pebble]

i got dx12 but the option is still greyed out for me

[formal ibex]

whats your gpu?

[limpid pebble]

but my pc is pretty old so idk

1660ti

[formal ibex]

you need a series 40+

oh

[tight isle]

jumping might be the move for grappling?

[wise halo]

Tried that, couldn't get it to work lol

[formal ibex]

yeah but he was asking about framegen

[limpid pebble]

are there any tutorials on how to get that FSR thing

[wise halo]

Got a guide online did the exact thing he said but sadly couldn't open it.

[limpid pebble]

oh damn, what you running half sword on?

[wise halo]

linux

I guess

guessed right

[limpid pebble]

thats cool I never met anyone that games on linux

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-trash-linuxbad-gif-18671901

SUDO SU

[fallen glacier]

you can try this if you want https://github.com/Nukem9/dlssg-to-fsr3 it worked on my old card for framegen

[tight horizon]

is a 4060ti 32gb of ram and a i7-14700kf good for ea

[limpid pebble]

Ryzen 5 is a decent CPU

[fallen glacier]

I don't particularly like framegen tho after having used it. It looks nice if there's FPS lag but the input delay still gets you

[tight horizon]

slums is like my fav map

[formal ibex]

dw I just got it, you needed to start the game with dx12

[limpid pebble]

hell yeah thats a steal

pcs with those specs go for like $500

damn didnt even know that was a thing, sick

[tranquil lantern]

No update, ts abandonware

Dead internet theory discord

Dead game

[limpid pebble]

trust the updates will just get better

it cant get worse than it is now, the game is barebones

[tranquil lantern]

They have been releasing updates about every other day though, they put gambeson in

[tepid wolf]

I think we get a little patchie on thursday

[limpid pebble]

btw a tip for anybody that didnt know

dont reduce your frame limit to 30

keep it at 60 because your movement is much smoother

well of course its obvious, but for this game the physics become weird when the frames are lower

yeah my guy just glides around slanted to one side like michael jackson

[fathom arrow]

is there a max weight? i thought i maxxed out at 88 kg, but im now at 90 kg

[frozen idol]

I think it's 95kg

[fringe river]

Man at arms tourney is genuinely impossible

[grave pecan]

why did i beat the baron like 10 times then?

you'll get used to it soon

[soft pollen]

How do I open this rank?

[fallen glacier]

you doing it alone?

[limpid pebble]

Probably 95 as the other person said, also weight limit is affected by stature

[main hornet]

?

[low idol]

Where is the brawl gamemode?

[limpid pebble]

so you can only reach true max weight with a tall character

[low idol]

For only fist fighting

[fringe river]

I have to because if I add mercs the game becomes unplayable with the performance

[frozen idol]

I have max height character at 55 days and he is 94kg right now

[fallen glacier]

have you tried the engine.ini config

[main hornet]

one buhurt and its over

[fringe river]

I’ve tried every performance thing

[haughty kettle]

how muscular can you get at the last rank

[tepid wolf]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1469778821552144456
This is a useful post if you're having issues with stability. I only have an AMD 5500xt and this guide helped

[limpid pebble]

the config actually helped a lot but after the optimization patches I didnt really need it as much

[floral vale]

lwk got my shit rocked cause i alt tabbed thinking i paused the game

[frozen idol]

weight isn't based on rank it's just how often your character gets out of breath

you could have max weight peasant

[tepid wolf]

93kg is max

[low idol]

anyone know how to get to the fist fight only mode

[haughty kettle]

is it possible to become 200 kg knight?

[fallen glacier]

first pic is the weakest you can be, second is the strongest

[limpid pebble]

the more tired you get in a fight, the more muscle mass you will gain after it

[frozen idol]

I can't post images but I have a knight who is 94kg

[fallen glacier]

you can post in #photography📷

[fringe river]

just gonna wait for more optimisation updates

[tepid wolf]

yea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gNRgaG9sdU

[soft osprey]

The natural limit is 93

Anything over is modded or save file edited

Or a brand new bug

Like as of right now

[fallen glacier]

Konrad, he handsome

[low idol]

i really need some assistance finding this brawl for fist fighting game mode

pleas

[feral moon]

it's definitely a new bug cause i never modded my weight to be above 93

[limpid pebble]

what are your specs?

[frozen idol]

I posted in photography #photography📷 message

[soft osprey]

It’s in every tier

[frozen idol]

yeah I dunno I haven't modded my save or anything

[low idol]

like is it in freemode or progression

[limpid pebble]

Frank got those eyes that see through your soul

[soft osprey]

Progression, but I think it’s in free mode too. I don’t play free mode

Because it ain’t free mode

[fringe river]

3050, ryzen 5 5700, 16gb ram. game has ran a lot smoother since last update but still really bad in high level tourneys and riots because of all the armor collisions and stuff

[low idol]

So the closest thing is just the submission fights in progression

[tepid wolf]

Hiring Mercs you want to spar with >>>>> Free mode

[soft pollen]

This rank can be obtained after collecting all the parts of the Golden Baron costume?

[soft osprey]

Idk what you mean

[feral moon]

there's fist fights, but you need to be lucky with them spawning in

[low idol]

yea the closest thing is either circle or submission i guess

[feral moon]

there's knock down and first blood brawls, too

[low idol]

i have to just play for the gamemode to show

is that also in progression?

[limpid pebble]

I run on a 1660 ti with an i5 CPU, I do lag pretty frequently, but only in certain maps with a lot of fighters in armor

[low idol]

i dont think ive seen that

[feral moon]

yes

[limpid pebble]

besides that, I average like 40-50 fps

[fringe river]

bruh

[low idol]

I have not seen that wth

[solar nest]

k now lets see if zombie baron is a thing

[limpid pebble]

its the small card on the right side of the fight card

it tells you what kind of ruleset there is

[feral moon]

he is, I've seen him. dude's still a pushover lmao

funnily enough he spawned without a helmet on

[limpid pebble]

what does his face look like

[feral moon]

a skeleton face

[limpid pebble]

plot twist: its willy from the demo

[feral moon]

it was zombie baron

[limpid pebble]

the baron is YOU from the demo

[feral moon]

the true baron is the friends we made along the way

[fallen glacier]

OG Willie will be the duke

[frozen idol]

I see some other people saying the same thing about 94kg in feedback and some other channels so it must be a bug

[low idol]

When you die in progression is ur progress completely reset on that character

[feral moon]

no

all your money and insured items stay, if they aren't insured but unequipped, you keep those too

[low idol]

i genuijnely have no idea whats going on in this game

[feral moon]

if you die in the abyss with insured stuff on or retire, you have to restart the game to see the insured stuff you had on

lol

[low idol]

i thought it would have been the demo but with more cosmetics and weapons

[feral moon]

you'll get it

it just takes time

[low idol]

it also sucks because i dont play any map besides the cellar because its too harsh on my computer

[solar nest]

nvm apparently i didnt kill him

[tepid wolf]

even yard?

[solar nest]

i couldve sword i heard his death gurgle

[fallen glacier]

there's a config that will help if you want to try

well, might help anyway

[low idol]

i dont ever get the yard map for some reason

i get the cellar or slums everytime

[tepid wolf]

You can talk to the Fencer guy in the back, and shoose Spar! It'll let you do infinite matches without worrying about dying

and its on yard

[jovial relic]

what rank

[low idol]

im a beggar

[soft osprey]

They might’ve increased it in the last patch, or broke it in the last patch lol who knows

[jovial relic]

thats why you need to be commoner i think

[low idol]

is it hte guy with the Train button

[fallen glacier]

interestingly the fencer is internally referred to as "stranger"

[low idol]

i only see train, rest, trade, and fight

craft weapon

[frozen idol]

yeah that would make sense I was pretty surprised when I surpassed 93kg but I assumed it was just a feature

[tepid wolf]

But select the Spar option from him

[frozen idol]

I literally just got to that weight before I went onto the discord to check what other people were saying

[soft osprey]

I want fat willie

[low idol]

how much gold do u guys have

[sudden lava]

8943

[solar nest]

almost 10k

[low idol]

holy

[tepid wolf]

like tree fiddy

[formal ibex]

[low idol]

what do u guys spend it on

[warped apex]

things

[feral moon]

i bet you do 😏

[soft osprey]

Once you get high tiers it comes fast. 100+ for each fight, lord tournament gives 1,000 for winning Itself

[low idol]

so how do i actually rank out of beggar lol

ive been grinding these fights and got 523 gold

[feral moon]

play a tournament once your progress bar is full

[solar nest]

michael has retired, son of michael will take up the throne as lord

[soft osprey]

Theres a progress bar on the top of match selection. When that reaches the end a tournament will appear

Beat that and rank up

[low idol]

oh

my bar is not even a quarter there

how are u guys doing this so fast

[feral moon]

having no life

[low idol]

its like a 1/10th of the way there and i have 523 gold from fights

actually i dont know if ive seen it move

does losing reset it?

[tepid wolf]

save up for a weapon you like using and craft your own!
Also if you're having trouble with a tourney you can hire some mercenaries to help you. Another thing to spend coin on

[soft osprey]

There is no true halfsword player that only plays for small amounts. Youre in it to win it and play for 8 hours at a time

[feral moon]

schmoney

[low idol]

Thanks man

[tepid wolf]

I think the only thing NOT worth spending $ on is Restocking the shop

[low idol]

i suppose ill craft my own weapon

I dont have any good options in the trade

[feral moon]

mother fucker barely sells what I want anyway

and that's all the colors of clothes

[low idol]

i like the flail but idk what happened to mine

[soft osprey]

Make sure to insure any gear you like at the trader

[feral moon]

super critical to do

[low idol]

I gotta do that

I spawned in with the flail as an optin

and never got it again

[feral moon]

vanilla weapons are cheap, and even nice custom weapons aren't too bad

only thing excessive are the baron weapons and gold weapons

[soft osprey]

The worst is finding a perfectly balanced weapon, works wonderful, but die before the round is up and you lose that weapon 😔

[low idol]

Whats your weapon of choice guys

[wary nebula]

if you got 400,000 gold, you could possibly sleep until modern day, but it would take about a month to do

[soft osprey]

Polehammer with an axe part on the back for unarmored and for gaps in armor, flail, and voulge

[feral moon]

starting out, I'd recommend finding a good mace

or billhook

[soft osprey]

Bill hook is great too

[feral moon]

but poleaxe is king of this game

super versatile and customizable

[fathom arrow]

imo any pole weapon is pretty good

just bonk them on the head

[wary nebula]

7300g polearm

[feral moon]

swords are for dorks

[soft osprey]

I think flail is the most fun, especially in early-mid tier

[fathom arrow]

been a fun challenge to just use the longest sword i can make

[feral moon]

but learning how to use them is really important, I love doing sword matches in freeplay

i don't like unnecessary risk in progression

[tepid wolf]

Crazy how many flail variants there are! And we cant craft our own :c

I spent like 5k restocking shop last night to check out variants and I was surprised

[feral moon]

there's 4, right?

[low idol]

https://tenor.com/view/hotmesschildboo-talkedhands-fartman-fart-stinkman-gif-19950698

[solar nest]

why do mfs have pavise shields in commoner im crine

[fathom arrow]

free pavises

[ruby glade]

Since we can build muscle mass can we do some fucking cardio too, swinging this poleaxe around is tiring as shit apparently

[solar nest]

also bucklers hit way too hard 😭 mfs walk into you and deal LETHAL damage

[burnt haven]

Greatswords when

https://tenor.com/view/cartoon-sword-gif-10587756

[past kayak]

this game is actually ass lol. Cant even hold a two handed weapon 90 percent of the time despite being over 80 kg

[broken vortex]

is it just me or is the baron much harder to beat than he was in the demo

[wise rose]

Question, even if I go passive will I still have souls waiting for me in the abyss?

[vestal hare]

You only get souls if you kill people, and they will stay until you die, face them, or pay them off

Blunt weapons usually don’t kill people

[solar nest]

they def toned up the blunt damage because i do not remember getting one tapped by a guy walking into me while holding a buckler 🧐

[wise halo]

don't kill willies don't have to fight souls

[wise halo]

buckler always fucked you when walkin in to it, even in playtest/demo.

[solar nest]

yeah but not to this degree 😭

[feral moon]

they're better about using bucklers as weapons, kinda

[wise rose]

My Willie must be too strong, apparently killed someone with just a stick

[feral moon]

the new buckler is also sharp

[wise halo]

Yeah literally, it fucking knocked you out in seconds just touching your face.

[soft osprey]

As opposed to

Minutes

Or hours

[feral moon]

he was just beating his willie for hours on end

[runic vortex]

is it a known error that the game crashes when u pickup an armor chestplate from an enemy you killed?

[broken vortex]

isn't baron the lowest rank in the peerage

i don't know much about european history as i do japanese history but that would mean lord -> baron wouldn't make sense

[tranquil lantern]

holy neck stab finishers are sick as hell

[runic vortex]

how do u do this

[ruby glade]

We as the lord are coming down from our ivory castle to beat the fuck out of the Baron simply to pass time

[tranquil lantern]

stab while using halfsword

if you quickly exit halfsword mode you get a cool stab through

[kind kestrel]

The pole is best weapon oat

[stark harness]

are any of the fights weighted to getting closer to fighting the baron ?

[tepid wolf]

Had my arm immediately broken in a Champion fight.
Freaked out and ran to pull a lever and gill Champ with trap.
Drop giant log on my teammate.

insta killed him ._.

[stark harness]

Warstaff is goated

[tranquil lantern]

my favorite way of killing at least

[vestal hare]

Rather bummed out that I can’t run EA

[fathom arrow]

10 pfennings right there

[runic vortex]

mans getting traumatised by watching his life-long mate get stabbed to death

[sand kestrel]

my last demo clip

[floral vale]

i wonder if this hurts

[tranquil lantern]

what are these green floaty things supposed to be? pollen?

[tranquil lantern]

I dont think hes feeling it ngl

[runic vortex]

why can i not wear shoulder guards

[feral moon]

arming doublet

[tranquil lantern]

arming doublet

[runic vortex]

arming doublet?

[jovial relic]

its a shirt

[tranquil lantern]

arming doublet

[mental kelp]

Prolly

[jovial relic]

make sure it doesnt have chains

[tranquil lantern]

its a doublet, but got pieces on it for attaching gear

[feral moon]

you need to acquire better drip, son

[timid mural]

Just bought halfsword EA

Waiting for it to install

[jovial relic]

expect lag

[shy maple]

I just got knocked out by a barrel ring, got up, went to grab my weapon to keep smashing the barrel and smacked my forehead on a fucking table and lost the minigame

[runic vortex]

how does one get one

should i hog it from an enemy

[feral moon]

yeah

[jovial relic]

yes

[shy maple]

I have something like that

But it’s a gambeson

[tranquil lantern]

yes, its middle tier gear

[shy maple]

A Jack

[feral moon]

phone picture of a computer screen is crazy

[shy maple]

I am not looking up the screenshot tool, cropping my screen, coming here to open my files and drag it to here then upload just to show you this dumbass mf

[feral moon]

it's in windows and usually can be pasted with ctrl v

try windows key, shift, and s

[shy maple]

My key bind doesn’t work

I know it, just stopped working for some reason

[fallen glacier]

don't let it get you down, the barrel is one of the hardest bosses in gaming history

[stark harness]

Win+shift+S

[shy maple]

I know

[floral vale]

what about printscreen, it does the same thing on my end

[shy maple]

Don’t have one

[stark harness]

crtl shift s then ctrl v ez pz

[fallen glacier]

invalid file type for me

[shy maple]

Bro is using a keyboard with the key pad

[floral vale]

ooof thats rough

i have a tkl

[steel agate]

how do you get the things that you drape over your armor?

[fallen glacier]

tabard, gotta steal it from enemies or mercs

[shy maple]

Takes too much space

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/aj-dybantsa-one-trick-pony-basketball-gif-8539337248442400376

[feral moon]

tenkeyless is smol

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/flip-tableflip-angry-tiny-gif-5690194

[shy maple]

S that not the other one

With the stupid number pad

[floral vale]

tenkeyless is without numpad

but still has arrowkeys and the home row or wtv

[shy maple]

I

[stark harness]

im on win 95 and it works for me

[feral moon]

bro has skeletor fingers 😭

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/miro-gif-12838485398045974845

[kind kestrel]

I want to completely start back from zero how do i do that?

[mental kelp]

How did they come up with the name tenkeyless, genuine marvel of naming

[shy maple]

Heh guys just use the keybind amiright 🤤🤤😢😢🥲😄🥲😭

[sudden lava]

the primal urge to play hunt showdown

[elder tendon]

no offense but your hand is built like a facehugger

[kind kestrel]

I want to completely start back from zero how do i do that?

[shy maple]

Gfn

[supple crystal]

yeah my negative review is staying until they remove the code that says "player lightly hit for no damage -> turn off controls for 3 seconds"

[meager saddle]

check pins

[shy maple]

All five in ur stink, wyd?

[fallen glacier]

that's a lil ass keyboard

[elder tendon]

calling the police

[floral vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296542944290930710/1470637091317747999/chud.gif

[shy maple]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-gif-4408076016540863651

[elder tendon]

he looks happy

[tepid wolf]

Anyone know why getting up is so inconsistent?

[shy maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783545628964814848/1353753668188373085/GIF_20250324_123317_096.gif

[shy maple]

Cause you’re weak

[long bridge]

why isnt my insured armor showing up on my character to equip?

[shy maple]

🤷🏽

[feral moon]

restart your game

[tepid wolf]

I've been 93kg for the past like 30 hours of playtime

[feral moon]

it'll show up then

[elder tendon]

that's the max

[wise halo]

same

[supple crystal]

because it's badly implemented like most controls in this game

[shy maple]

Train harder

[long bridge]

fr hahahaaha

[shy maple]

Fight how you train or train how you fight

Drunk and naked

[tranquil lantern]

lowkey why my casted mace kinda cute though

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-leaving-the-dog-is-leaving-gif-2116045989672169

[tepid wolf]

The fact it isn't explained in game is insane lol.
I just dont understand how I can be hitting an npc nonstop and they get up perfectly
meanwhile I get hit once every 10 seconds and cannot get up

[tranquil lantern]

just as fine after use as well

[supple crystal]

yeah the main challenge of the game being "the AI cheats" is pretty fucking lame game design

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/crine-im-crine-son-im-crine-anthony-mackie-tiktok-gif-10273212848663596705

[tranquil lantern]

they do not cheat yall just suck 😭

[fallen glacier]

nah you can get up just gotta work at it. Hold on I got some instances

[supple crystal]

i've beaten the baron like 30 times, i'm literally doing a sword only run because the game is too easy

and now it's just frustrating as fuck because the AI cheats

[neon mauve]

yeah i honestly never understood how to even get up

[elder tendon]

the only time i can't get up is when my head is actively getting bludgeoned in

[fallen glacier]

the greatest swordsman who ever lived couldn't get up??

[neon mauve]

i just spam shift spacebar and w

[tranquil lantern]

they dont cheat bro 🥀

[supple crystal]

they arent subject to stamina so yes they do cheat

[elder tendon]

yes they are

[supple crystal]

no, they arent, they never get tired

[fallen glacier]

they don't cheat, we just have a handicap

[tardy musk]

do i need to delete the old demo to play the new one

[stark harness]

no

[feral moon]

half sword players are handicapped

[mighty nexus]

Jump to original message

[tranquil lantern]

we're just too good

[tardy musk]

it doesnt letme presson it

[supple crystal]

i dont understand why "make the player a dumb useless fuck" was the difficulty hill they chose to die on, instead of "make the enemies good"

[tepid wolf]

I have instances of being unable to get up for over a minute - without being attacked at all.
Only to be able to get up after mashing spacebar, Q, and E

[elder tendon]

self own

[supple crystal]

i can literally stand still and the AI will swing at me and miss

they could fix that and then make the AI not cheat

[cinder stone]

cuz it looks like a kids' toy that can kill

[thick onyx]

So I beat the game and I wanna restart, anyway to do that?

[wheat leaf]

check pins

[tranquil lantern]

delete yo save

[solar nest]

https://tenor.com/view/husbands-reaction-to-peach-cobbler-reaction-to-peach-cobbler-twstedkrma-crashed-out-pot-throwing-gif-14577680123308805924

[steel agate]

they should add handgonne

[thick onyx]

ty

[elder tendon]

bro on the ultrawide

[remote crypt]

your left hand is already a gun

[tranquil lantern]

The AI comes with preset moves while we gotta learn, lowkey they cheating in that regard too

[remote crypt]

See?

[elder tendon]

[tranquil lantern]

They dont get to use the crossbow, that seems like quite the benefit we get as well

[ruby glade]

Give em the twiddly widdly

[tranquil lantern]

if AI could use the crossbow, the early tiers would be hell

[floral vale]

it would be cool if we could do like knee strikes in brawls or something

[steel agate]

mfers will punch a guy in his exposed head with gauntlets on and be surprised that it absolutely rocks their shit

[tranquil lantern]

metal beats flesh, like what...

giving ai crossbows would help diminish the flail

[elder tendon]

i stabbed this guy in the neck with a spike why did he died

[wheat leaf]

if you have metal on your knees they can act that way

ive won from a knee to the head b4

[tranquil lantern]

I fucking make this guys head a bowl, why isnt he still fighting

[elder tendon]

do u pee in the shower don't lie

[tepid wolf]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BetterHelp

[mighty nexus]

Jump to original message

[tranquil lantern]

ts is a statement

[elder tendon]

least out of pocket question asked in this discord fr

[solar nest]

i wish there was a way to swap between the reverse grip for the rondel dagger ngl but its whatever its pretty cool either way

[floral vale]

hitting haymakers in brawl is so satisfying i wish i could actually choose the gamemode instead of having it randomized

[solar nest]

i wonder if they're ever gonna bring back spoilance

[tranquil lantern]

Bro threw the flail, ts cheating 😭

I couldve died

[tepid wolf]

alt grip button needs to be added eventually or I cry.
so much potential there. Especially with swords and poleaxe.

[floral vale]

we legit matched eachother perfectly wtf lmao

[ruby glade]

The first attempt in like 20 that I knock out the baron and the game crashes Im going to fucking break something with my bare gamer hands

[elder tendon]

it should put you back in the fight

[ruby glade]

But he will be on his legs again and it will upset me

Okay well it put me in a fight with 3 randoms and then just counted it as killing the baron lmao

Fuck it Ill take it

[willow rampart]

That's actually crazy lmao

[nocturne cloak]

how do you wipe all of your progress again

[willow rampart]

How do you wipe again

[soft osprey]

Lmao i swear theres a ufc fight where they knocked each other out with punches at the same exact time

[elder tendon]

ye

[tepid wolf]

How do u delete Slums from the game

[nocturne cloak]

someone has to make that mod

[soft osprey]

Go to files and select slums.lag file and delete

[elder tendon]

is it against the rules to fart in the dude's face

[tepid wolf]

The ol' Rakishi

[severe trench]

GIVE THAT FUCKER PINK EYE!!!

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-rikishi-dancing-dance-dance-off-gif-19276810

[willow rampart]

Willies Willie and Williehole are all over the server. I'm not sure how a lil toot will set off the alarms

Or you mean ufc rules

Probably not

[soft osprey]

I can’t even post the other gifs of him because it’s just his bare ass

[elder tendon]

yeah UFC

[tepid wolf]

deadass lmao
it was a different time

[willow rampart]

Do it

[tranquil lantern]

what the hell are these gifs 😭

[soft osprey]

Bro just look at the gifs, I can’t believe they got away with it on live tv 😂

[fallen glacier]

here's a couple to start. I'm on max player and npc damage

[solar nest]

https://tenor.com/view/spalax-mole-rat-sharpen-clicking-silly-gif-5041536576592608348

[soft osprey]

I’d say you cant pay me enough to go against him in a match but, you could

[willow rampart]

Reminds me of your mom

[solar nest]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-super-mario-bros-depression-sad-mario-and-luigi-gif-14815881022592239601

[fallen glacier]

@tepid wolf couple more

[floral vale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kanye-west-sleeping

[tranquil lantern]

its questionable for sure ($25 would work)

[willow rampart]

Rip kanye

[limpid pebble]

LOL

[solar nest]

i have like 2 more

[neat cave]

I don't like the look of this 😭

[solar nest]

wait nvm one more

[soft osprey]

These are fantastic

[solar nest]

what are they doing to him 😭

[tepid wolf]

In two if the clips you aren't directly hit. and you force yourself to the ground without stamina loss.
Clip 3 you fall over 3 times.

I'm just saying it's inconsistent, just like how grabbing is inconsistent

[neat cave]

That's my character lmao. I'm scared

[soft osprey]

Nothing a bandaid and some duct tape cant fix

[solar nest]

make like a banana and SPLIT bro

[floral vale]

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[tepid wolf]

like sometimes your character randomly lets go of stuff evne without movement or limb damage.

[willow rampart]

Don't freak me out like that asshole

[soft osprey]

It got old so fast

[sudden lava]

are u guys actually gonna verify your age

[solar nest]

nah

[willow rampart]

Fuck no

[soft osprey]

I don’t have to im an adult

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-ye-haircut-barber-kanye-west-gif-3642931043953307478

[elder tendon]

everyone will soon

[soft osprey]

If you read it, it’s not like everyone has to verify their age with Id

[solar nest]

2 things are gonna happen
they're gonna sell it
or they're gonna have another data breach for the billionth time

its just not wise to do the id verification stuff rn

[soft osprey]

If you’re actually concerned you should read the update and their announcement about it

[solar nest]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-blunts-hopeful-sipping-something-nodding-sipping-gif-16602784755186825980

[soft osprey]

Most people will not have to show their face or ID

[elder tendon]

you can use your face so I'm gonna use a photo of the G-man

[solar nest]

oh i see

[floral vale]

wake up mr freeman wake up and smell the ashes

[sudden lava]

i have to scan my id to beat it because i live in the communist shithole called north carolina

too bad i just use a vpn

netherlands uno numero 🥳

[soft osprey]

Heres what they have to say. Beware this is an essay

Clarification on our approach to age assurance
We’ve seen some questions about our age assurance update and we want to share more clarity. We know how important these changes are to our community.

Here’s what we want you to know:

Discord is not requiring everyone to complete a face scan or upload an ID to use Discord.
The vast majority of people can continue using Discord exactly as they do today, without ever being asked to confirm their age.
You need to be an adult to access age-restricted experiences such as age-restricted servers and channels or to modify certain safety settings.

For the majority of adult users, we will be able to confirm your age group using information we already have. We use age prediction to determine, with high confidence, when a user is an adult. This allows many adults to access age-appropriate features without completing an explicit age check.

When additional confirmation is required, we offer multiple privacy-forward options through trusted partners.

Facial scans never leave your device. Discord and our vendor partners never receive it.
IDs are used to get your age only and then deleted.
Discord only receives your age — that’s it. Your identity is never associated with your account.
We hope this helps to clarify some of your questions. This work is important because building a safer Discord requires a thoughtful approach alongside the communities who make Discord special. Over the coming weeks, we will be sharing additional information and FAQs in this blog with more details on our approach.

[elder tendon]

that's where my wife's girlfriend is from

[neat cave]

I'm using this thank you

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/aj-dybantsa-one-trick-pony-basketball-gif-8539337248442400376

[jovial basalt]

Hello fellow half swordians

[soft osprey]

This is important if you’re concerned

[floral vale]

whats up samsepiol

[tranquil lantern]

dw guys they just joking (typa shit discord is gonna pull on me)

[feral moon]

age prediction algorithm is wild

[floral vale]

highkey just lobotomized him holy shit

[feral moon]

but at least it isn't data breaching

[sudden lava]

it probably wont make me verify

[jovial basalt]

Have you noticed how some helmets just completely obstruct view in 1st person? Love that shi

[elder tendon]

all you people spamming brain rot are screwed lmao

[willow rampart]

YouTube already hit me with their bullshit ai. I was watching joe bart when it popped up on my screen

[tranquil lantern]

dw I only wear crossbow friendly ones

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-truth-nuke-arnold-schwarzenegger-arnold-shook-gif-6352525456991560778

[pallid hull]

if there is ever a data breach most of the faces gonna be from games i bet

[feral moon]

youtube is doing an ai assistant too?

[nimble oasis]

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[soft osprey]

There already was a data breach lmao

[willow rampart]

For about a year now yeah

[tranquil lantern]

just cheese it if you dont want em to know (I dunno like garys mod or smth)

[sudden lava]

 

[soft osprey]

70,000 people

[limpid pebble]

some of it is funny

[fallen glacier]

true, that's fair

[elder tendon]

"Norman Reedus revealed to own 1/3rd of all discord accounts"

[limpid pebble]

like the folklore meme was funny as hell

[sudden lava]

a small english town of people

[neat cave]

I'm cooked

[sudden lava]

wallahi i am finished

[fallen glacier]

looks like the ending of weapons

[limpid pebble]

its like they're cutting slices out of a cake

[jovial basalt]

I love being in full plate armor, tripping, and then having like 4 peasants wail on me

[pallid hull]

i beat a knight with like no armor and a polearm

[tranquil lantern]

All accounts are being set to teens until they verify 😢

[elder tendon]

mouthwashing moment

[tepid wolf]

see why doesn't your screen go dark from stamina loss?

[round venture]

what are all the baron's weapons, i disarmed him fully and made him draw them all, i got his sword, mace, and the beak, are there any others i need to scan the floor?

[neat cave]

All I'm wearing is the tabard lmao

[limpid pebble]

what privledges do you lose with a teen account, because im not using my ID on discord

[tranquil lantern]

I beat a kid with nothing but a tank

[elder tendon]

nahhh that's it

[tepid wolf]

ur built different lol

[fallen glacier]

it does, but you can turn it off by setting the HUD slider down

[willow rampart]

People use the year i was born for age verification im good

[tepid wolf]

ohhhhh thats the hud??

[round venture]

thanks

[main hornet]

what is bro looking at

[willow rampart]

Although idk about sending a photo of my ID to discord considering they already had a data breach before

[nimble oasis]

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[willow rampart]

We see it bud

[main hornet]

very funny

[sudden lava]

too bad i got a geico ad

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/duke-dennis-feels-the-aura-aura-duke-aura-farm-gif-12250327613032664645

[nimble oasis]

Sad times

[sudden lava]

so i will never see the video

[soft osprey]

Im older than you, im glad i probably won’t have to send anything about me. But also, fuck you discord im not that old, im still young and spry and hip, ID me

[tranquil lantern]

you cant unblur stuff? you cant go 18+ servers and no 18+ channels. No dms from non friends Its honestly not that restricting.

[elder tendon]

I'm old enough they only need to look at the first number of my birth year to know I'm good for whatever

[feral moon]

it's past 8pm, time for bed

[sudden lava]

it starts with a 1

[soft osprey]

It’s like not getting id’d buying alcohol, sure it’s nice and easy but also do I look old?

[elder tendon]

yeah

[sudden lava]

oldie

[fallen glacier]

yeah, all the lil screen effects. It's not a typical HUD, I was confused at first too lol. But like, when you have a red mark on the right or left, it means your arms got hurt respectively, red mark on the bottom right/bottom left it's legs. Screen darkening is knocked unconscious/getting tired, screen all around red means whole body damage afaik and if it keeps getting redder it means it's likely fatal and you're bleeding out/about to die. But yeah if you set the slider down it will turn all that off, or make it not as strong depending where you set it

[ruby glade]

oh man

[summer quiver]

has anyone gotten splitscreen to work with remote play?

[ruby glade]

I let it get away from me now I just wanna rack that shit up

[limpid pebble]

best get to cranking those swings

[sudden lava]

im 20 and look 98 lowkey

[neat cave]

Nah, I'd win

[willow rampart]

I don't wanna drink when I'm 21, but man. There's this brand called grog that my favorite YouTubers created and that shit looks delicious

[elder tendon]

Cold ones

[round venture]

we at three out of however many on the baron set, cuirass cuisses and vambrace

[willow rampart]

Bro knows peak

[sudden lava]

alcohol is nasty

[soft osprey]

Drinking is lame, it makes you feel shitty afterwards and tastes bad, always

But maybe grog is different

[alpine verge]

How do I get crossbow arrows?

[sudden lava]

alcoholics when i show them purified water

[upper urchin]

bro

a drink every now and then is fine

[nimble oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1182329984723976283/1296295814850674708/image0.gif

[upper urchin]

it aint that bad

[sudden lava]

fuck you and that dumbass bug

💔

[soft osprey]

alcohol just tastes bad

[floral vale]

FUCK OFF

[sudden lava]

i squinted like an old man

[floral vale]

sorry

[soft osprey]

Theres like one beer im ok with

[jovial basalt]

Pretty sure they spawn in chests next to the carts on the forest map, thats the only place ive noticed them

[upper urchin]

u gotta mix it og

[round venture]

it do just be gross

[upper urchin]

dont drink it plain

[nimble oasis]

Yeah, it's important to stay hydrated

[tranquil lantern]

bayonet crossbow goes so hard (you can stab people with loaded ones)

[round venture]

beer is gross, wine is gross, liqour is gross

[dense token]

how do i access screenshots using the half sword camera

[upper urchin]

wine is literally amazing

[nimble oasis]

That's rude

[sudden lava]

all the popular ones in my country are awful

[willow rampart]

Tell that to people with cirrhosis

[upper urchin]

what are yall on 🙏

[soft osprey]

I just always end up hungover or puking by the end of the night, it’s never worth it 😭

[fallen glacier]

true I can't really drink anymore, just tastes horrible. Maybe wine every once in a while. I don't really like feeling drunk either

[dense token]

how do i access screenshots using the half sword camera

[round venture]

game files

[floral vale]

yea sorry but that gif had me thinking there was a bug on my screen

[dense token]

where in the game files

[dreamy flame]

mmm I want some havana club rum now

I love me a cuba libre

[upper urchin]

like genuienly vodka lemon vodka cranberry

[fallen glacier]

screenshots are saved in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword\HalfswordUE5\Screenshots

[upper urchin]

gin lemon

shit tastes amazing

[elder tendon]

i drink a bit at parties to break through the social anxiety

[soft osprey]

Sweet white wine is okay too.

[nimble oasis]

Lucky U, bugs can also crawl inside the screen, and if they die, U can say your screen good bye

[dense token]

Look at the guys i tossed LOL

[upper urchin]

sweet red wine

is unreal

like

[soft osprey]

Mf’s drink whiskey talking about how good it tastes n shit

[upper urchin]

w some cheese n sh like that

[soft osprey]

Crazy

[upper urchin]

charcuterry

[nimble oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/spoiler-gif-24641133

[soft osprey]

Fair, I can enjoy that too

[feral moon]

can't stand whiskey, but I do love me a gin martini, extra dirty and wet

extra olives

[elder tendon]

most whiteclaw flavors are fine imo

[soft osprey]

That sounds awful to my taste buds

[upper urchin]

what yall know ab cocktails

[sudden lava]

nothing

[upper urchin]

p star is top tier

cosmopolitan

[feral moon]

vermouth is just 🤌

[elder tendon]

that said I'd never had a sip of alcohol until after i hit 30

[soft osprey]

Nothing but I want to go to a fancy cocktail bar for the experience lol

[main hornet]

500 riots + baron sword =

[upper urchin]

p star is like vodka w passion fruit and shit

insaney good

negroni too

gin with campari

n vermouth

[soft osprey]

alcohol with maybe some more alcohol

[upper urchin]

🔥

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/yoink-gif-20197175

[upper urchin]

im putting yall on rn

[feral moon]

espresso martinis too, oof

gimmie that shit

[willow rampart]

100% abv moonshine brewed by your neighbor in his basement

[fallen glacier]

moonshine mixed with some everclear and absinthe

[soft osprey]

I like Dos Equis beer, Thats the only one

[feral moon]

red wine is also peak

[elder tendon]

i think a lot of this comes down to dudes trying to look like manly men

[feral moon]

with some lime and salt

[soft osprey]

I 110% agree

[soft osprey]

Yes, dressed Dos Equis with dinner

[willow rampart]

You're in for the worst skull cracking hangover known to man

[weary lily]

Go green

[upper urchin]

corona is nice

[tranquil lantern]

crossbow bayonet evidence

[wheat leaf]

Snoop dog cali red wine is the best wine

Also shankies whip rum

[upper urchin]

as hell

[feral moon]

i prefer modelo as my go to beer

[elder tendon]

sips my whiskey and smiles

https://tenor.com/view/crying-happy-but-sad-face-gif-19422780

[soft osprey]

Funny enough Thats the only other beer i like haha

[finite bough]

only 24? i have faced 1172 of them.

[upper urchin]

its hella good fr

[willow rampart]

Ofc you do

[steady cove]

According to Half-Sword apparently beards never existed in medieval times.

[wheat leaf]

If yall never had snoop dogs wine you missing out on the most average 50 dollar bottle of red wine on earth

[elder tendon]

i don't murder willies

[willow rampart]

Brainrot filter executed me

[soft osprey]

I guess I like Mexican beer

[weary lily]

Heineken

[upper urchin]

valid

[elder tendon]

Speaking of beer

[finite bough]

i am pretty sure beer or any kind of alcohol existed.

[wheat leaf]

Heineken drinkers are performative alcoholics

[feral moon]

you'd like a proper german beer, too. the usual supermarket stuff doesn't compare

[willow rampart]

Boxed red wine from the shady liquor store

[upper urchin]

rum is hella good too

rum w cola

[tranquil lantern]

he said beard, like facial hair

[round venture]

i mean last night i managed to get up to 204 kills before having to stop cuz ya know sleep

[steady cove]

Beards

[feral moon]

like the kinda shit you find from an octoberfest

[wheat leaf]

All time classic

[finite bough]

oh

[fallen glacier]

I tried to get into whiskey cus they were always drinking it on boardwalk empire and it looked cool but man it just tastes too bad to me. I can respect people's opinion if they like it and maybe I just need some genuine good whiskey. Any hard liquor I don't like anymore though

[wheat leaf]

If the cashier didn’t ask for my ID it ain’t shady enough

[finite bough]

i thought 🍞🍞

[soft osprey]

Im from Germany, I just wasn’t old enough to drink when we moved. Ive never had German beer, that I know of at least lol

[livid fern]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m5TqTvCAsE8aa7ep4?invite=cr-MSxKeTUsMjg3OTI3NTAx&v=22

sire cassius thndercock

[finite bough]

don't sleep, killing evil willies is important

[elder tendon]

its not beer but i wish it was

[willow rampart]

Hate that you gotta be 21

[steady cove]

Both been invented since before we had AD in our calendars.

[willow rampart]

But that's life

[tepid wolf]

I dont speak french or whatever, but do the enemies call you a "cuckold" or am i mishearing it

[finite bough]

fkin hell

[tranquil lantern]

executing needy serfs is the best

[wheat leaf]

Red bull gives you wings?
Nah

Brr brr parapim gives you foliage

[soft osprey]

You do

[finite bough]

yes.

[fallen glacier]

yeah

[elder tendon]

lol

[round venture]

aight, time to leap into the abyss and cleanse the souls of the dead

[soft osprey]

Check pins, just scroll down a bit. Ive posted a list of all the voice lines

[elder tendon]

discord gonna make me age verify for that meme

[tepid wolf]

scoundrels..

[feral moon]

vodka redbull is overrated but i'd still order one

[wheat leaf]

Aight but yall sleeping on the best alcohol of all time

Mead

[upper urchin]

facts like

im not tryna drink an energy drink at 3 am

but still would

[elder tendon]

i need energy drinks to sleep

[round venture]

and so the carnage begins again

[fallen glacier]

hope they add mead and ale to half sword. We live in a tavern but no food or drinks ;c

[willow rampart]

Best energy in y'all's opinion

I love reign

Best

Honestly

[soft osprey]

Vodka red bulls are the safe version of four loko because you know what it is. Im old enough to remember four loko having energy drink stuff in it, causing heart attacks

[wheat leaf]

Monster is my classic

[soft osprey]

[willow rampart]

I drink 2 reigns a day each 300mg

[elder tendon]

Sometimes you're too tired to sleep so that's where the 3am energy drink comes in

[feral moon]

powerades are my favorite still

[upper urchin]

redbull is it icl vro

the white one especially

[feral moon]

or is that sports drink?

[wheat leaf]

Red bull lowkey tastes like sweat, piss, adrenaline, and armpit

[upper urchin]

its electrolytes

or sum

sports drink i think

[soft osprey]

Monster is okay, Red Bull sucks

[feral moon]

watermelon redbulls fuck

[lost badger]

When do I unlock John Halfsword?

[elder tendon]

i like the white monster, it's got a pretty light flavor

[soft osprey]

Half John’s sword

[upper urchin]

my beloved

[wheat leaf]

Mango loco monsters will make white ppl jump w joy so it has to be good

[jovial basalt]

I'm half swording it

I cant wait for greatsword

[weary lily]

I don’t drink it but I see people talking about C4

[feral moon]

they're okay but super high caffiene

[quartz spade]

[feral moon]

god damn i could see colors the last time i drank a c4

[lost badger]

I am mad they discontinued peak energy drink

[sterile plank]

how does the game run now?

[soft osprey]

C4 Is ok, depending on the flavor. Rockstar has some okay energy drinks, like the marshmallow one

C4 is just really really sweet to me, makes my mouth feel weird

[wheat leaf]

Rockstar makes your pee different colors and idk if that’s alright

[steady cove]

Uhhhhhh

[soft osprey]

I don’t care, I’ll die eventually

[willow rampart]

Wish more energy brands did tea

[soft osprey]

Give me all the chemicals

[frank slate]

My pee comes out glowing

Don’t even drink energy drinks

[willow rampart]

Mine comes out brown with black chunks

[soft osprey]

I enjoyed our friendship

[willow rampart]

Im sorry

😭

[feral moon]

lowk tho coffee is better than any energy drink and i will die on this hill

[frank slate]

Don’t drink coffee

[soft osprey]

I’ll speak at your funeral 😔

[frank slate]

I don’t drink anything actually

[granite summit]

Picked up the wrong thing but made it work

[wheat leaf]

Killed a dude w a hat

[granite summit]

John wick shit

[upper urchin]

coffee is good

js not starbucks coffee

[round venture]

just me and my shovel against the forces of evil

[soft osprey]

I don’t know why I ever watch through your videos

[feral moon]

i thought that was a boat paddle

[wheat leaf]

Remember, it’s legal for food companies In most parts of the world to add bugs to food products without putting it on the label

[round venture]

nope, in the shop its listed as a shovel

[willow rampart]

Watch through this pal

[upper urchin]

bro the wall at the slums has shit stains

i just noticed

what the fuck man

[round venture]

the shovel served me well, but now i have acquired a proper zombie killing weapon

[soft osprey]

Only a certain percent because its impossible to avoid with the big vats they use in the factory space. You could make the argument that they should make production smaller to try to avoid that but realistically, you cant

[fallen glacier]

tru, maps internally named Shit_Drain

[willow rampart]

Got forbid I like a lil crunch with my captain crunch

[smoky lynx]

does anyone know why i cant take the barons armor?

[soft osprey]

It’s literally because of bugs falling from the ceiling or crawling in, theyre not actively using bugs as filler, is what i mean

[wheat leaf]

The only realistic way to do that would be hire actual imployees and have a closer nit community of lower-end businesses that all work together rather than one super company that does it all by machine with little human supervision

[willow rampart]

Brainrot filter just executed me again

[round venture]

gotta unlock it by beating him over and over

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-jones-uzbek-gif-9108365450976190246

[smoky lynx]

i have to beat him multiple times to get it?

[floral vale]

10

[willow rampart]

Yes

[smoky lynx]

it wont let me grab it off him

[floral vale]

10 times

[round venture]

each time you win you get a piece

[floral vale]

or so

[soft osprey]

Right, which just is impossible nowadays. But Thats getting into topics we should just avoid lol

[summer quiver]

Does split screen actually work right now?

[smoky lynx]

does it js appear in my inventory? cuz grabbing it doesnt work

[wheat leaf]

Nah they literally add bugs. Called mealworms, commonly used as pet foods but they grind them into a powder as protein additives

And i agree best not continue

[round venture]

yes, when it does the unlock screen after winning the tourney there will be a message saying a piece of the armor was added

[smoky lynx]

alr

[soft osprey]

Im gonna spoon feed you mealworms

[lapis bear]

3050 system, FPS at low hovers at 75+ for 1v1s in cellar/arena, 50+ in slums or if there's more than one opponent/mercs. Overall seen an improvement and can call the EA playable, hopeful for even more optimizations

[willow rampart]

Why you got GOW Zeus as your Willie

[wheat leaf]

Just you wait until we’re both stuck on a train on a world covered by snow and ice, then we’ll BOTH BE THE BUGMUNCHERS

[indigo lintel]

HELL YEAH BRO

[summer quiver]

I hope we can eventually make custom flails, I want to have the witch kings flail in this game cause it's cool

[round venture]

sadly, farmer Willy has perished, but not before returning 35 evil Willys to hell

[indigo lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[soft osprey]

I get the reference

[wheat leaf]

Good movie

[indigo lintel]

the weapon system is so good we can make unpractical weapons and use them

[long bridge]

I opened halfsword and it completely froze and restarted my computer

[silent otter]

@soft osprey are you guys planning to implement a workshop for the game?

[indigo lintel]

Two headed axe.. two headed pollaxe

[jovial basalt]

Despite a few problems, I've been enjoying the game, and learning proper sword techniques to clean up my fights and have clean fights is so much fun

[soft osprey]

It is. Im usually okay with violence but the scene when the lights cut off and the guards have axes was crazy

[indigo lintel]

It is bro

[soft osprey]

Im not a dev, just a discord mod loser

[silent otter]

yeah i love the gore

[indigo lintel]

Might not have a good gpu but it’s running good

[silent otter]

my bad lol

[indigo lintel]

All I had to do is turn the landscape and foliage down

[fallen glacier]

damn 825

[indigo lintel]

I’m saving up for a new gpu to play this game and a new cpu

[jovial basalt]

I've gone out of my way to learn proper real techniques, and it feels so good lol, it makes me excited for what's to come

[willow rampart]

@silent otter im a dev. Maybe in the future

[soft osprey]

Woah. WOAH

[sudden lava]

😡

[round venture]

this is what i reached last night

[silent otter]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

[soft osprey]

Go read the rules right now

Or else

[upper urchin]

youre getting banned buddy

[silent otter]

daddy wolf is mad

[soft osprey]

Im about to throw a 10 pound book at you

Get it

[upper urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-ai-apple-eating-apple-poma-red-apple-gif-14543421406593418542

[soft osprey]

Throw the book at him

[ruby glade]

You can really manhandle people in this game at max muscle lmao

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/community-ken-jeong-ben-chang-ill-allow-it-allowed-gif-4468552

[quick spruce]

im ngl i really like the new souls mechanic but i somewhat miss old abyss

splitting zombies in half will always be fun tho

[fallen glacier]

this reminds me of the chickens eating chicken nuggets

[indigo lintel]

Ouchhh

[willow rampart]

It's like holding up my own wanted photo

[willow rampart]

I don't know who that guy is for the split second he's there

[shy maple]

Dude why are the fucking npcs so deadly

[willow rampart]

Skill issue

[indigo lintel]

He isn’t there btw

[shy maple]

I’m getting decimated in the first tourney because they shear me in half with a hoe or some shit

It’s so dumb

[indigo lintel]

Use shears

Typing…

[shy maple]

Tf is that gonna do

[indigo lintel]

Skill

Issue

[round venture]

it's real difficult before you get armor of some kind

[shy maple]

Well I shouldn’t be getting chopped in half from being grazed by a piece of metal

[willow rampart]

I wouldn't imagine having a 12 inch blade in your side would be comfy

[indigo lintel]

I got the boiled leather armor at peasent level, kinda nice

[random pond]

turn gore off 👍

[shy maple]

Nah

[lusty brook]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-troll-cringe-dimension-gif-20614878

[shy maple]

That’s not what this game is about

[lusty brook]

🥶

[jovial basalt]

There's leather armor?

[jolly sonnet]

What that

[indigo lintel]

No

[lusty brook]

my bad meant to post in general

[jovial basalt]

Bruh

[willow rampart]

The humble guillotine:

[wide nimbus]

yo

[random pond]

reported

broke rule 1

[lusty brook]

😔

[random pond]

dw, i'll impersonate u to carry on ur legacy

noble sacrifice