halfsword-chat-⚔

[cold surge]

Just insure everything.

[true quiver]

So you can differentiate the things you yoink from battles to sell

[warped apex]

Just got another headshot with my hat

[cold surge]

also if desperate for cash run the abyss

[true quiver]

Since insured items are highlighted yellow

[cold surge]

You might find armour there too

and swords

[neon mauve]

alright i insured that billhook and my armor, btw why does it not let me wear poleyns tho? it appears like in red

alright

alright

[true quiver]

Wear the Arming doublet

[cold surge]

Polyenes are Cuisses

But just for the knees.

[sudden lava]

https://tenor.com/view/bajonkistan-scream-if-you-love-bajonkistan-tony-zaret-neeemy-nommy-crinkleboop-bajonki-gif-11805787118836380354

[neon mauve]

oh ok

[neon mauve]

but it doesnt let me wear them

[hollow mesa]

does anyone else realize in brawls they make the enemies look and react like abuse victims

[sudden lava]

what are you talking about this time

[true quiver]

I just smash them to bits

[cold surge]

Is the slot enabled?

[fast bramble]

It's so easy to make money so it's not difficult, and once insured you don't need to insure it again

[tepid wolf]

how many abuse victims do you come across?

[hollow mesa]

oh hey man

[hollow mesa]

a lot

[sudden lava]

did you get timed out too

yesterday

[hollow mesa]

yeah

[neon mauve]

well it appears like in red

[sudden lava]

damn me too 💔

[fast bramble]

Also saves your items if they get whacked off the map from your hand

[neon mauve]

nice

[hollow mesa]

it was for like an hour i was so bored

[cold surge]

Another item is blocking the slot, find an item that does not block it.

[sudden lava]

i was so sad being away from discord for 1 hour so i flicked my gfs bean instead

[cold surge]

Hosen does not block the Cuisse and leg armour slots

iirc

[hollow mesa]

type shit

[cedar tinsel]

hm

[true quiver]

What I really want in brawls/fist fights is the ability to deform their faces/body as you beat them

[fast bramble]

Maybe trousers? I don't remember for sure though

[hollow mesa]

they should add where you can break more bones in the npcs bodies so you contort them itd be fun

[cold surge]

Yeah I think that one

[coarse elm]

Unarmed combat has been mutilated..

[tepid wolf]

yeah we need the skull physics from the demo back :c

[neon mauve]

it only worked after i removed the hosen

[coarse elm]

Yes!1!!!!!!!!!1

[fast bramble]

Hosen's the one that for sure doesn't block it, trousers I dunno if they do

[shell forge]

I think i mortally wounded this guy like what, three times?

[neon mauve]

my hosen still blocked it idk why

[fast bramble]

Send pics

[true quiver]

I want the variation where the skull is literally smashed to bits when you hit hard enough

[cedar tinsel]

hello

[true quiver]

That was in the early early demo right? or just showcased

[neon mauve]

look now the pants appear red

[tepid wolf]

I love the eyes popping out! On some Negan/Glenn shit lol

[true quiver]

Sir, thou shall not present thyself in bare self

[true quiver]

YEAH!

[fast bramble]

That's the cuisses appearing red but that's weird

[neon mauve]

too poor to buy pants HAHAH

[true quiver]

Hopefully in future updates when they get the time

[hollow mesa]

hopefully itll be possible to do it with your barehands when u get to a certain strength

[neon mauve]

yeah so weird idk why its happening

[cedar tinsel]

should i buy the game or no

or should i wait

[cold surge]

Polenes cover the cuisse slot

[cedar tinsel]

to many mixxed reviews

[tepid wolf]

if you're not tired of it, yes. there is more to do in the base game than the demo.

[cold surge]

You need to remove them to wear cuisses

[tepid wolf]

It's only gonna get better if you wait though.

[true quiver]

Hopefully! Also it'd be sick when you can do it as well when you smash them against the wall

[neon mauve]

and which one is more worth it to keep?

like which one offers more protection

[true quiver]

Whatever covers you more

[cold surge]

The one that covers your legs, duh.

[neon mauve]

well if its fabric it protects nothing

[cold surge]

Polenes only cover your knees. Cuisses cover legs + knees

[neon mauve]

ohh ok

[cold surge]

thighs

thighs + knees

[neat jasper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1468848022271299677/speed-1-1.gif

[cold surge]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[neon mauve]

oh ok

[neat jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-eat-it-up-meme-chainsaw-man-art-gif-9230432306243622423

[hollow mesa]

yeah itd be super cool

[hollow mesa]

i wish i could force them to get back on their feet during the brawls where you cant fall over

it gets boring when they just give up as soon as it happens

[odd brook]

What’s a good weight for a long sword? Should it have more of a center mass or lean towards the tip or hilt

[true quiver]

I just go for the typical brawls since they fight longer before giving up

[sudden lava]

24 kg

[true quiver]

Sir, that's a hunk of metal

[cold surge]

What are you making it out of, pure tungsten?

[hollow mesa]

thats the best part

[hollow mesa]

how do you know if its a typical brawl?

[vague mulch]

if the brawl says it's typical

[summer cloud]

Why Willie lookin like that?

[vague mulch]

follow for more helpful half sword tips

[quick steppe]

below 2kg and center of mass towards the hilt

[odd brook]

Can’t weight… for them to add metal rod to beat Willie’s with

[true quiver]

When it's listed as submission rather then Knockdown

[hollow mesa]

where do i see that im lowk blind as shit

[hollow mesa]

love ur pfp man

[odd brook]

Ok thanks I made a 3.5 kg with weight in the tip and i can barely lift it

[true quiver]

Right side of the matches

Eyy already level 2

[hollow mesa]

ohh ty i didnt even know those said anything LMAO

[severe lagoon]

my potato pc can barely run half sword so im still playing the demo

im crine

[cold surge]

God how long does it take to get to lvl 2?

[true quiver]

At least you know now lol

[true quiver]

A moderate amount of chatting

[hollow mesa]

is this a reasonable reaction to getting bruised?

[cold surge]

yes

[true quiver]

New update?

[fallen glacier]

you can lift your dude up lol

[cold surge]

Wheeeee!

[fallen glacier]

look cool, good work

[hollow mesa]

anyone else enjoy throwing npcs around after defeating them?

[swift karma]

michael

[sturdy spoke]

the flail is so fun

[true quiver]

Credits to the owner of photo I used for the BG the but I can't find your name xD

[true quiver]

I thank ye kindly

[neon mauve]

guys whenever i get stronger will swinging the billhook be easier?

[true quiver]

What's your current mass

[fallow valley]

yes

stronger = better handling

[fallow valley]

depends on his stature if it helps or not, a good way to tell is by the slider instead of mass

[sly moth]

damn my enhancer dlls just vanished

[fallen glacier]

Now wait a minute, this chalice I didn't get from the abyss I just got it from the forest, but it's red

[neon mauve]

bruh they are blocking my number

[neon mauve]

sixty seven kilograms

[fallow valley]

send a screenshot of the slider

[neon mauve]

oh ok

[true quiver]

Ohh really!

[true quiver]

Better train more

[hollow mesa]

do we fw the sword?

[neon mauve]

this?

or wdym?

[cold surge]

Yeah

[neon mauve]

using the train feature right?

[cold surge]

Also that is pretty weak

[neon mauve]

oh ok yeah i have to get stronger

that billhook weapon has so much potential

[cold surge]

Just run around more

[sturdy spoke]

93 is the maximum right

[fallow valley]

The mass doesn't include your gear, just raw mass of the player body.
I don't think I need to say this but further along the slider = stronger

[cold surge]

Probably, depends on starting weight ig

[neon mauve]

oh ok haha i thought it had to do with gear

because the weapons had a weight

[sturdy spoke]

i can definetely see the handling getting better as im mainly using flail and its getting so much aesier

[fallow valley]

it's not as simple as just a certain weight = strong sometimes because of statures

[neon mauve]

how do i know my stature tho?

[stark swan]

am i the only guy who just sticks with the demo for now

[fallow valley]

heavier gear will actually increase the muscle gain so don't be shy

[fallow valley]

idk, you pick it at the start
my stature was a hair under the tallest it can go

[fallen glacier]

prolly

[neon mauve]

oh ok i unfortunately dont remember because i jut randomized the character

[neon mauve]

nice

[fallow valley]

so my weight maxes out at 91kg when I think the max mass with tallest stature is 93kg

[delicate relic]

I've been grinding the shit out of this game. How many ranks are there? I just made it to the lord rank

[nimble lodge]

Chat which tabard color goes best with baron armor

[wild lantern]

How to use my merc?

for half sword?

[cold surge]

They can be [Assigned] during buhurts

[stark swan]

i don't really have a lot of money, should i buy the full release (my pc only has 8 gigs ram)

[cold surge]

And doubles

[delicate relic]

I don't think 8 gigabytes of ram will be enough for this game

[white sundial]

baron doesnt have shoes??? thats gold

[stark swan]

it kinda works on the demo (there are lag spikes tho)

[delicate relic]

actually it's the minimum apparently, so I suppose it'd work, but my other concern would be your GPU and CPU if you only have 8 gigabytes of ram

[fallow valley]

i stole his timbs

[stark swan]

it's a laptop

[fallow valley]

lord is max

[delicate relic]

all laptops have different CPUs and GPUs

so that doesnt really say much

[stark swan]

hp

[fallow valley]

doesnt help

[white sundial]

it dont let me steal off his body unless i can now since i got full kit

[swift karma]

what do the red weapons mean? im guessing other peoples weapons?

[delicate relic]

The rank progress appears as if there's another rank above lord though?

[wild lantern]

What does hire muscle even do? in Half sword?

[fallow valley]

I was making a joke, don't think there is a way to get them

[delicate relic]

all HP laptops have different specs

[fallow valley]

I have beaten the baron enough times to get his full set and have yet to hit it

[white sundial]

im slow in the head lmfao

[stark swan]

amd ryzen

7000

[cold surge]

Fight alongside you if they can, depending on the mode

[fallow valley]

it's me using niche joke in another server sorry

[cold surge]

run dxdiag for us would ya?

dxdiag gives the specs for your device

[atomic stump]

Axes are so op in the demo

are they still op in ea?

I havent had the chance to buy it yet

[cold surge]

Slightly less so

Due to the prevalence of longarms

[delicate relic]

personally the long weapon with the blade on the side at the end is the most op imo. I dont know about the axe though.

[atomic stump]

Ah

I see

[delicate relic]

it's been carrying me since literally the peasant rank

[cold surge]

big pointy stick is always better if they can't reach ya

[atomic stump]

Ill have to see for myself when im able to buy it

[cold surge]

Which pointy thingy?

[atomic stump]

Have the physics changed at all?

[wild stratus]

use 7 kg

[frail veldt]

trying to git gud with naked quarterstaff in sparring and its makin me wanna hedgeborn myself

[cold surge]

Not really

[frail veldt]

war staffs are a fucking menace with just a regular staff

[delicate relic]

Im not really sure what it's called, and i unfortunately dont have enough perms to send a pic

[finite bough]

I'm buying you

[frail veldt]

they completely crush your parry

[wild lantern]

How do I play my merc in half sword?

Like in pc controls

[frozen turret]

I have yet to do it, but ik you can use the alt when punching to throw a cross than you cang drag right and throw a left hook.

[cold surge]

You don't

[toxic musk]

london build

[wild stratus]

what i use is 7.27 kg

[stark swan]

amd ryzen 5 7520U with radeon graphics (8 cpus) memory: 8192mb ram

[wild lantern]

I use them as player 2

[delicate relic]

oh you have integrated graphics

[delicate relic]

yeah uhhh

good luck

[muted atlas]

is there a limit as to how big your character can get from training? because i'm aiming to become 120kg from just swinging my fists around in the training arena

[cold surge]

You don't. That's for another player to join you

[stark swan]

what are integrated graphics

[delicate relic]

your best bet is playing on the lowest graphics settings

[delicate relic]

graphics that are integrated into the CPU

[stark swan]

i already do on the demo and it's super slow

[delicate relic]

the early access is even worse (currently)

[stark swan]

there's no hope

[muted atlas]

guys what's the biggest character y'all have made in half sword?

[fallow valley]

if you are using max gore, lower the gore value and they will be not as op

[cold surge]

The CPU's native graphics. Usually best suited for light, excel work.

[stark swan]

on the demo for size i go 2 nails from the top

[tepid wolf]

they're still just as op because you're nerfing every other weapon too

[fallow valley]

I mean some high end CPU/APU's now can rival weaker GPUs but he for sure doesn't have one of them.

[white sundial]

does the mace have 0 parts of gold on decrative metal?

[cold surge]

The humble mace in the corner

[stark swan]

laptop not good cause slow and broke

[kindred latch]

Which mace

[white sundial]

like a custom one i make with the gold metal it doesnt show any gold

[stark swan]

i can't get a good pc because i don't have a desk and my mom won't let me get a computer upstairs for reasons

[cold surge]

Yeah, some, but not all.

[atomic stump]

You say as you literally got folded lmao I love using axes they are so fun

[delicate relic]

you can get a good gaming laptop instead

[fallow valley]

in his clip a little tap cut him in half, in mine a little tap just tore my calf up.

[stark swan]

can't afford

[atomic stump]

Thats fair lol

[delicate relic]

welp

[kindred latch]

Robbery 👍👍

[tepid wolf]

its just annoying how much damage the axe can do while they have it stationary at ground level.

[stark swan]

it's so over

[cedar tinsel]

is it mine or yours cuz its lagging so much

the video

[delicate relic]

for the record im running medium graphics settings with a 5070 and 7 7700x which is at least like $1000

[tepid wolf]

basically any movement they do from downward axe is guaranteed death

[fallow valley]

I think the video is at around 40-50 fps.

[sturdy spoke]

i keep accidentally dropping these crates on my head like im wile e coyote

[cedar tinsel]

its like

4 fps

😭

[versed galleon]

Hello everyone!
I’d like some advice on thrusting techniques.
I’m pretty good with spears, but I really struggle with thrusting using knives or short swords.
Even against lightly armored opponents, I can’t seem to land clean stabs.
Are there any tips or tricks to make thrusts sharper and more effective?

[fallow valley]

probably you lagging since most of the videos I export are quite large

[stark swan]

"40fps" that's literally so many fps dude that's how much i get MAX

[cold surge]

Just keep trying

Yeah

That's like... The best tip I can give ya.

[tepid wolf]

Lock on, enter slow mo, enter alt mode, shoot out a thrust. Repeat.

[fallow valley]

Here's a clip of me doing the same but not dying

[lunar zinc]

isn't thrusting still buggy rn

[kindred latch]

I try to aim using the top ridge of my helmet

[hollow mesa]

whats the biggest you can get?

[stark swan]

yall mfs don't know how many fps 40 is, that's a lot compared to my average 10

[fallow valley]

shhhhh

[tepid wolf]

The juice isn't worth the squeeze with thursts sadly. unless you're fighting a lightly armored guy with a polearm.

[cold surge]

jesus

[atomic stump]

This was so satisfying even though I don't really understand what happened

[cedar tinsel]

i wonder if the game will go on sale lower then 50%

[delicate relic]

We've all been where you were man

[cedar tinsel]

dont really wanna spend 20 bucks rn lool

[cold surge]

Oh btw your eyes actually run at around 60 ish fps

[versed galleon]

I can manage to press the tip against the target, but it often just stops on the surface of the skin without penetrating.
I forgot about slow motion! I’ll give it a try!

[delicate relic]

We all had ancient laptops that ran at a solid 10 FPS when we were younger

[stark swan]

mine's from 2025 lol

[delicate relic]

bad laptops*

[stark swan]

from best buy

[white sundial]

u pparryed got a good look and decapitated him

[cold surge]

What are you stabbing with? the sharper (or larger) the better. Also stabbing is best if going fast.

[delicate relic]

I was running on a laptop from 2013 about half a decade ago

it had 4 GB of ram.

It could barely run Roblox at 10 FPS

[stark swan]

dang dats crazy

[fallow valley]

dude I love clips where accidentally cool stuff happens

[stark swan]

i don't go on roblox no more

roblox sucks

[hollow mesa]

i really like when you can see the eyes get bloody. its a lot like irl

[stark swan]

full of preds and shi

[frail veldt]

staff is just pure pain against armored opponents the bonks do nothing

[cold surge]

Yeah roblox is just badly optimised

[stark swan]

and it sucks

[cold surge]

I get way more frames on Vintage Story

[delicate relic]

Oh VS is super optimized for sure

[stark swan]

offbrand minecraft

[delicate relic]

??

[cold surge]

It actually isn't

[small glen]

Axes still one shot in demo btw

[delicate relic]

it is not offbrand Minecraft 😭

[atomic stump]

FRRRRRRR

[stark swan]

it looks like minecraft and it's survival

[cold surge]

I bet he's gonna hate trying to get iron

[tepid wolf]

if yall are gonna argue about roblox for the next 10mins can you do it in another chat?

[cold surge]

So you haven't even played it yet?

[fallow valley]

the best halfsword clips are when magically the random swings connect in the best way

[delicate relic]

we havent been talking about Roblox LOL, but fair enough

[stark swan]

no why would i play offbrand minecraft

[delicate relic]

to the #general-catfish-🐱🐟 !

[cold surge]

Also do we even select factions anymore?

[atomic stump]

Oh yeah or like when you get on a massive parry streak and it looks like out of a movie

[ashen jolt]

any news about next updates

[oak siren]

no perms sad day

[cold surge]

mood

[oak siren]

got my willie to 93 kg full armor

[white sundial]

why df is my masss stuck at 71kg it was js at 84

[small glen]

Random shit is funny

[hollow mesa]

dude i lowk be giving the npcs the kirk treatment

[atomic stump]

Oh oh oh I have a clip for you lemme find it tho

[severe ice]

Whoa my willie is getting buff

[rigid stirrup]

new abyss is so good

i killed 42 zombies

[severe ice]

why?

[rigid stirrup]

10 of them with only one leg to stand on

[fallow valley]

this little block I did when my character lost his footing was neat

[rigid stirrup]

its a fun challenge to fight zombies

and it scaling with how many men you kill is also good, it makes the game harder the further you are into a run

[white sundial]

do yall know what theese empty slots are for?

[severe ice]

😭 nuh-uh

[rigid stirrup]

its very hard at the lower tiers

because you lack armour to protect you from bites and sharp weapons to kill them

[long bridge]

how to unequip a second weapon I picked up to sell it?

[rigid stirrup]

at beggar tier even one zombie was almost impossible

[fallen glacier]

bottom right is tabard, middle unused possibly cloak, top right unused possible coif, top left unused possibly quiver or something, just speculations

[severe ice]

💀 it's harder at higher levels wdym

[rigid stirrup]

definitely not lol

the game in general gets easier the higher you go

and zombies especially, because they can hardly bite you

and you have much better weapons for cutting them up

[fallow valley]

also kinda liked how floaty the old polearms were in the demo, cool shit like this occured

[rigid stirrup]

like proper longswords

[atomic stump]

Random shit is the funniest (the ending)

[fallow valley]

X is the best key in halfsword

[hollow mesa]

does anyone else like making a story for their willie

[rigid stirrup]

it was cool but thats not how polearms should work lol

[atomic stump]

Hell yeah

[severe ice]

My willie's 6 pack look weird

[sturdy spoke]

where do i get arrows

[rigid stirrup]

bro doesn't need a breastplate

[rigid stirrup]

you can get a quiver full of crossbow bolts in the forest map

[toxic musk]

holy shit, cut him in half vertically

[rigid stirrup]

it sometimes spawns in a box next to the cart

[sturdy spoke]

i found one but it only had a single arrow

[rigid stirrup]

same with the crossbow

[rigid stirrup]

it replenishes between fights

so you can get 2 shots per fight

or 1 with no quiver

[fallow valley]

I have to try if halfswording the polarm and switching to a regular grip mid swing still gives that boost in force.

[long bridge]

how do I help with the errand sending the drunk guy home lol

[true quiver]

Grab him and drag him home

[severe ice]

🤣 beat the f out of him then drag

[fallow valley]

pro tip: he does not need to be alive or in once piece for it to count.

[untold wagon]

Hounskull when

[severe ice]

I usually slit his throat then run and drag

[long bridge]

mannn

I took his clothes off

idk how to grab him xd

[severe ice]

the same button you grab weapons

q or e

[fallen glacier]

go to the end of the alley and drop your weapon, he'll walk to the end himself

[severe ice]

ngl... using a hoe mid game is kinda fun

kinda has a bit of blunt dmg but also a bit of slash

[tropic lynx]

Need bladed pomels

[long bridge]

he arrived with 1 hand and no clothes

gg

XD

ty

[fallen glacier]

yeah take his clothes too. His boots are the only ones you can turn into sabatons

[tepid wolf]

I know in the demo you could use the hoe to get outside of the yard too!

[fallen glacier]

they drop from other enemies sometimes but it's rare

[supple crystal]

this game is frustrating to the point of unplayable if you don't cheese it with long polearms

[cold surge]

I always get one, but it dissapears. Idk why.

[supple crystal]

kinda sad

[rigid stirrup]

thats never happened to me

[supple crystal]

trying to do a swords only playhrough and it's just "oops you scraped their mace at 1mph, all your controls turn off, better luck next time"

[cold surge]

I mean, that is what was the most common weapon during medieval times.

[rigid stirrup]

i dont use them

[supple crystal]

yeah but the game shouldn't be abusive garbage with broken controls just because i want to go off-meta

[rigid stirrup]

well, not much

swords are great

[tepid wolf]

what weapon are you trying to use?

[supple crystal]

longsword

[rigid stirrup]

one handed swords are really bad rn

but the longsword is still great

[rigid stirrup]

you have to be precise, you cant just swing at them like you can with a polearm

[cold surge]

Longswords are meant to be paired with at least some armour

[supple crystal]

i know how to use them, the problem is that the AI cheats

[rigid stirrup]

in what way

the A.I is pretty dumb

[tepid wolf]

To be fair fighting a fully armored knight with a longsword would be frustrating.
It wouldnt be fun if we could just press a button to slide our sword through a gap in their armor.

[supple crystal]

their weapons don't have to be moving to cripple me or knock me over

[severe ice]

ngl hoe mid game is fun when your willie is buff enough to do serious dmg with blunt or minor cutting weapons

[cold surge]

Yeah if you want just turn down the damage

[supple crystal]

i can hack their legs to pieces and they just spring back up and instantly hit me

[rigid stirrup]

the longsword is a good choice for thrusting through gaps in armour

more irl than ingame, since you cant be as precise ingame

[tepid wolf]

yeah these last 2 are super valid complaints

[rigid stirrup]

but its still pretty good

especially in the tiers where armour is only partial

[sturdy spoke]

is there anywhere to store the crossbow ingame

[rigid stirrup]

like soldier-veteran

[rigid stirrup]

you can keep it in the chest if thats what you mean but you have to carry it in battle

[rigid stirrup]

at the beginning your character is pretty weak, that could be why

i also found that pretty frustrating at the start

[supple crystal]

my strength is maxed already, i'm at man at arms

[rigid stirrup]

well then idk we must be playing different games lol

[cold surge]

Did you train your legs?

[supple crystal]

that's not a thing

[tepid wolf]

They need to make getting up better. Because the npcs are too good at it.
Nerfing npcs to lay down more would make the game too easy
buffing our ability to get up would make the game less painful to play.

[supple crystal]

strength is just 1 number

[cold surge]

idk apparently it's a thing I've heard

or it was just training strength through legs

[sturdy spoke]

why do i have nothing in free mode

where are the trousers even

[rigid stirrup]

9/10 A.I enemies go down without much of a challenge

[supple crystal]

cause the devs dont know what free mode means

[cold surge]

They must be insured to show in FM

[rigid stirrup]

so its a shock when they do hit you hard out of nowhere

[sturdy spoke]

oh that sucks

[rigid stirrup]

yeah its not really a free mode

[cold surge]

Are you like, super broke?

[rigid stirrup]

you need to unlock stuff in progression first

[sturdy spoke]

currently yes

[cold surge]

The tavernkeeper sometimes has tasks for you

[sturdy spoke]

i thought insured meant it stays if you lose it in battle ive never used it

[fallen glacier]

I agree free mode shouldn't be as restricted as it is, but it's not uncommon for games to make you unlock stuff to use in free mode. Even the demo didn't let you have everything in free mode from the start

[sturdy spoke]

i never cared enough to insure anything

[cold surge]

Insuring something pretty much saves it across all characters.

[sturdy spoke]

oh

[toxic musk]

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THEY REMOVED THE METAL PITCHFORK

[rigid stirrup]

it also does that

[toxic musk]

I FOUND IT IN THE SLUMS

[cold surge]

So yes, if you die as a Knight, you get Knight gear as a Beggar.

[sturdy spoke]

i should start insuring stuff'

[cold surge]

Well

[long bridge]

I saw this

[cold surge]

If you insure it.

[toxic musk]

METAL PITCHFORK MY BELOVED

[long bridge]

is it good?

[cold surge]

Oh btw they go for around 75% full price

[toxic musk]

if it's still like it was in the demo then yeah

[severe ice]

I almost lost a alley duel until the ceiling caved in and killed the poor guy

[sand herald]

Who tf am I fighting against

[toxic musk]

its the best peasant weapon

[cold surge]

And the trader only buys at 25%

[long bridge]

I found a paten

200 gold 😄

50 🙁

scammers

[frail veldt]

man how tf do you beat a war staff it just cleaves through my weapon

[hollow mesa]

how do i make my willie jojo pose

[frail veldt]

and the spikes on the shaft are so fucking nasty

[small glen]

So free

[tepid wolf]

you should get that checked out

[frail veldt]

im too salty for ts rn man

[supple crystal]

it feels like something is wrong with the weapon collision physics, like momentum isn't conserved

some collisions should have almost no energy but rock you like the weapon was moving fast

[tepid wolf]

my bad lol. War staff is tough to fight against. Try to use any weapon with more reach, and play patient.

[hollow mesa]

dude thats not normal

oh wait mb

i didnt see that

[tepid wolf]

only advice I can give is slightly lowering the gore setting.

But yeah ts gets me mad too

[toxic musk]

yup, metal pitchfork is still OP

[frail veldt]

i feel like overheads specifically are hardcoded to be max power no matter what

[limpid pebble]

LOL

[frail veldt]

boi could be discombobulated and stumbling backwards, if he goes for the overhead it's cavin ur shit in

[limpid pebble]

hes trying to match your movement skills

[supple crystal]

yup, i get a guy all off balance and stumbling backwards into a fence and he just instantly bonks me in the head

[tepid wolf]

It was like that in Exanima too sadly.

[frail veldt]

exanima is so easily cheesed by blunt weapons unless they fixed that in the last patch which was like 10 yrs ago atp

[sand herald]

i think he outmatched me in that sense

[tepid wolf]

deadass steam has like a "scam" type warning on the steam page for the game since its been so long since an update

[hollow mesa]

is this a fair matchup (my leg hurts a little if that helps ur decision)

[frail veldt]

oh and btw they ALWAYS go for the overhead, 80% of what goes through these willies' heads is SMASHSMASHSMASH

occasionally "buffoon"

[hasty elm]

[supple crystal]

exanima is one of the only games i've ever refunded, i bought it in like 2014, realized "oh no this is drunken garbage" and promptly got a refund

[limpid pebble]

me too

[small glen]

i love the Excalibur replica

[hollow mesa]

why the fuck is ur image like that

[tepid wolf]

I edited in 30k
Does anyone have a weapon request? Any length/mass things youre curious about?

[hasty elm]

im quirked up with the free form screenshots

[hollow mesa]

oh i see

[frail veldt]

exanima is unironically good the devs are just obviously anal perfectionists n will spend legit 4 years on a single patch before releasing it, to their credit they post regular dev logs but thats just a long wait man

[limpid pebble]

but honestly exanima doesnt deserve to be crapped on so hard its a pretty decent game for its time, like not too many people were making physics based sword games

[tepid wolf]

yeah it got updated like 2 times since you last played.
I get being mad about some of the things in this game's EA, but man they shit all over Exanima

[frail veldt]

im pretty sure multiple dev logs joke about how the devs have PTSD from checking steam reviews and refuse to look at them because they know how mad people are at the speed of development lmao

[tepid wolf]

for its time 100% but it's been like 12 years of EA :b deserves big stinky shits

coffee diary fueled poops

[hollow mesa]

my friends are saying theyre a cute couple. what do yall think

[frail veldt]

"oh i wonder how exanima's doing" "monthly coffee diary entries 80 months in a row with no patches*

[small glen]

warning: Metallica is playing in this vid :p

[cunning field]

When’s fullsword coming out?

[tepid wolf]

lowkey I keep it installed because I get a laugh out of the comments on those posts

[sudden lava]

soon

[cunning field]

quarter sword

[tepid wolf]

really wish the Armor and Weapon guy could both just be present at all times

[tepid wolf]

see thats what I mean lmao

[frail veldt]

out of any video game exanima has the highest chance of never releasing because the (only) dev gets hit by a car 20 years after the game enters early access

[hollow mesa]

do you guys wanna see my new dog

[severe ice]

how do we put heads on a weapon? Whenever I pick polearm I only have the stick

[supple crystal]

click on the stick

[hollow mesa]

there should be two arrows near it

[frail veldt]

funniest thing about exanima honestly

[supple crystal]

oh heads not hands i cant read lol ignore me

[frail veldt]

"around 6 to 9 months" it's been 11 years.

[severe ice]

whoa no way we can slap a knife onto a polearm

[fallen glacier]

Exanima isn't even the game, it's just a tech demo or whatever for Sui Generis

crazy

[frail veldt]

i wish wrists werent made of rubber

[tepid wolf]

I'm just super excited to see where this game is in 6 months time

[halcyon osprey]

how do i fix FRender file being deleted it says it wasnt released

[alpine wharf]

is there a resource for learning grappling or is it all experimentatioon

[swift karma]

i legit just hopped off exanima

[frail veldt]

theres a few youtube videos but even they'll tell you it's mostly luck

[alpine wharf]

that seems crazy its luck with the posts ppl put up on here

[frail veldt]

i wish polearms had the same pommel options as poleaxes i wanna make a 2 sided spear 🙁

[fallen glacier]

you can sorta make one with a pollaxe

[severe ice]

can your muscles increase from wielding super heavy stuff? Cause man my character cannot lift this REALLY long spear

[fallen glacier]

that one pollaxe pommel with the point is dangerous

[supple crystal]

they do yeah

[sand herald]

I'm glad my idea worked

Crazy way to attack

[true zealot]

REF DO SOMETHING

[supple crystal]

age of chivalry ass

[supple crystal]

i just watched this like 8 times

[severe ice]

I'm using these poor hobos in the slums to increase my muscles...

over the head swings cause it's too heavy

[muted atlas]

i have never seen anyone use a lasso tool to take screenshots

[sturdy spoke]

are arrows retrievable

[severe ice]

wow the weapons that are super heavy knock out lol

[sly moth]

yes

[sturdy spoke]

good to know

[barren moth]

yo can a hand grow back through time

dumbass question ik

[tepid wolf]

what do you think amigo

[barren moth]

perhaps,,,

[sand herald]

not to my knowledge

[barren moth]

well its time i try it out lol

just got my hand cut in the abyss

[tepid wolf]

Just a heads up you're gonna get a texture glitch when you swap your torso clothing

[barren moth]

oh god

is it like

[barren moth]

oh no

[fallen glacier]

no but you can fight back at least now. In demo if you lost a limb you would just scream in agony and couldn't fight back, just had to run around. But the enemies could fight back if they lost a limb, wasn't fair

[barren moth]

yeah i agree very fair now

anyways if you wanna gain muscle in the abyss just kick around the things around the map that spawn

the "chests"

thats what i do and i always get almost as big as the champion zombie (that big mf)

[fallen glacier]

I always kick the chests and coffins open in abyss

[robust thicket]

DOMAIN EXPANSION! HAND EXPAND!

[barren moth]

so me

[fallen glacier]

I noticed once I was strong I was kicking the shit out of them chests

[barren moth]

frr

they just fly

[fallen glacier]

I love trying to kick the lids only and make em go flippin

[tepid wolf]

if only I knew RCT :c

[robust thicket]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-shibuya-KHQ2TqCDf9Jinn8KbV

[fallen glacier]

reminds me of elden ring

[robust thicket]

That's facts actually. Man the souls games are a work of art

[sturdy spoke]

the crossbow is so fun

[dim geyser]

what's the name of the software that enables frame gen for 3060ti?

[knotty mantle]

it doesnt let me steal barons armor

[barren moth]

i like beating the FUCK out of the first zombie, bare hands

[robust thicket]

Me but then it bites my hand because I punched it in the face, I fall, and it humps me until it bites my head

[barren moth]

they do not kill you upon biting your head

atleast for me

[fallen glacier]

love doin that

[gusty pulsar]

you needa earn the baron stuffs

[fallen glacier]

love the traps

[robust thicket]

Maybe they fixed it?! Well in armor no but naked if they bite my head at all, I perish instantly lol

[barren moth]

naked.

[oak siren]

i have the thigh guards and the breastplate for the barron set rn

[barren moth]

no armor in the head

naked head

they bite me, no death

its only if they beat me to death (if i didnt cut both of their arms)

[robust thicket]

Hm I haven't tried Abyss since the last like 3 patches so I'll have to peep it

[cold surge]

For the blue and gold!

[cold surge]

Tbh it's good if you need to get cash badly.

[vocal obsidian]

I can confirm they don't kill you in one bite anymore, played abyss yesterday.

[cold surge]

Like. Broke, broke badly.

[robust thicket]

That is so fire!! Yeah honestly I can see it being good for money but I would just take gear I knew was expensive and sell it >:)

[cold surge]

The lanterns sell for 12 each, but you can hold 2 at once per side

[barren moth]

i love when the dumbass zombies just fall over

and let me live

[cold surge]

Tbh it's good at lower tiers, it's how I found my hauberk

[robust thicket]

I love when real Willies do that! I am glad I can kick on the ground again lol

[cold surge]

It's pretty much all you need to live there

And a longsword but that was too expensive to insure so I sold it

[robust thicket]

Yeah I wanna keep all my gear but reset to Peasant lol but I will have to try HSE and see if I can freeplay on any map

[barren moth]

meet my new friend, the big fucking zombie! he even crouched to get to my size, how sweet

[cold surge]

Yeah just toss ur stuff in the chest before going down

[barren moth]

also no i did not manage to befriend a zombie lmao

[cold surge]

If you got it on while dying, it won't show up when you make a new character

but only before you reset

[small mica]

So, muscle progression

Does it only visually change after I rest?

[cold surge]

if it doesn't show up in the chest, exit and boot up the game again

[cold surge]

It gets fully reset.

New character, new muscles.

[small mica]

Huh?

[cold surge]

So if ya got stuff, wear the lighter stuff first.

[small mica]

So you don't progress?

[cold surge]

oh I thought ya said reset

[barren moth]

NOO I JUST FOUND A ZOMBIE WITH THE ACTUAL NORMAL AXE AND I DIED

[cold surge]

Nah it just changes over time

[sly moth]

its progresses as soon as you return to tavern

[cold surge]

^

[severe ice]

bro lol, you can beat hobos just by turning your super heavy weapon lol

[oak siren]

my willie has survived to morning 50

[barren moth]

hey guys next time youre in the abyss instead of getting up like normal, press S and then Q and E

[gentle cove]

How do I do remote play with split screen with my friend?

[zenith flame]

my guesses are coif, cloak, and bags/capes

[sour sun]

a man with a mace and plate armor tends to beat a shirtless man with a sickle

[gentle cove]

it says input disabled while host is busy

[robust thicket]

your pfp pissin me off lmao

[gentle cove]

sowwy

[sour sun]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-tough-guy-gif-15385648026268226649

[barren moth]

i remember a really good run that got ended only because a zombie bit me
In the balls.

[severe ice]

the shaft of my pole arm knocked the dude out just turning my cam slightly

[robust thicket]

Anyone know if I can split screen on two full monitors? Been wondering for a min and haven't tested

[sour sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362110518663577783/1450218098148905084/SPOILER_eatmyass.gif

[spring garnet]

show me your willie

[cold surge]

God that profile image makes it look like it's going to say SIX SEV-

[remote crypt]

@wheat leaf

[sudden lava]

file size too big

[true zealot]

they mad asf

[sour sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1458360546532528172/1458362155769270272/attachment.gif

[barren moth]

ive yet to know how to do such fenomenal kicks to do a execution on the slums 😭

[cold surge]

hehe

[cold surge]

Even at low weights I've found turning + kicking works decently

[remote crypt]

Eventually you will. I'm just building an SSS+ Tier Shitpost rn.

[cold surge]

Right leg, turn right.

[small mica]

I gained 1kg by doing a single brawl match, so I'm assuming that the muscle mass will visually change over time after each bout?

[barren moth]

omaga, SSS+ tier shitpost??? woah

[cold surge]

Yea

[sour sun]

a SSSShitpost if you will

[barren moth]

ive yet to verify if just moving the cam left and right while having a weapon, or using your fists (wastes a lot of stamina fast) gives you muscle

[severe ice]

bro long poles are so buggy

[barren moth]

also ive just done a very clean decapitation of a zombie

in movementt

[remote crypt]

God I fucking love shitposting rn. It all stemmed. From this.

[sour sun]

my pole aint buggy

[remote crypt]

This is still my magnum opus.

[leaden prism]

why are some people calling halfsword a scam?

[tropic lynx]

Never heard anyone say that

[remote crypt]

Cuz theyre mad an Early Access release isn't perfect.

[sour sun]

1060s and I5s

[frozen jolt]

hows EA been feeling chat?

[remote crypt]

That too. Dogshit PCs

[sturdy spoke]

i lost my crossbow this is the worst day ever

[leaden prism]

i saw some comments on tiktok saying it is all

[sour sun]

amazing

[tropic lynx]

Janky, buggy but fun

[sour sun]

insure it

[remote crypt]

@frozen jolt this answers your question.

[sturdy spoke]

i was going to

but then i lost it

[spring garnet]

good, ive only ever had 3 crashes and ive had this for 5 days now and i have a 1060 only

[sour sun]

i cri everytiem

[frozen jolt]

W

[frozen jolt]

my 4070s been chugging like a hog but still decent for me

[frozen jolt]

The flail has been so much fun too rn

[tropic lynx]

4080 good on ever map max settings dlss.......except forest

[remote crypt]

crossbow < sword

[spring garnet]

true it got me too man at arms rank

[severe ice]

how you get crossbows

[spring garnet]

in forest

[tropic lynx]

Blunt is kinda op right now

[barren moth]

ive got that and i am NOT complaining about optimization, i love the gameplay.

[frozen jolt]

that flail carried to me to baron ngl haha

[remote crypt]

been honestly refusing to use DLSS. Low/Reshade on a 4070, i91400kf, 64gbddr5. 90fps consistently.

[remote crypt]

They spawn in the forest.

[sturdy spoke]

crossbow and flail are so goated...

[fallen glacier]

same I don't use dlss, I tried it but idk

[tropic lynx]

They what?!

[remote crypt]

Still able to pull off my fancy false edge in EA. Am happy.

[spring garnet]

20% chance

[cold surge]

Tbh the flail is the goat in early levels

[remote crypt]

Its a lot of fun. I love the secondary hits off it.

[tropic lynx]

Its the goat every level

[cold surge]

Especially while Half Swording

[remote crypt]

The crossbows only spawn on the forest map.

[barren moth]

man im gonna miss murdering willys in the abyss with the light thingy

[cold surge]

-# heheh

[sturdy spoke]

you can beat around the bush and beat a dead horse in the same map

[remote crypt]

you can take the lanterns out of abyss

[cold surge]

I think they mean the chandeliers

[remote crypt]

ah

[cold surge]

candle stands?

[barren moth]

no

[severe ice]

where?

[barren moth]

no

lanterns

[remote crypt]

look for it

[cold surge]

Oh yeah those

[barren moth]

beating willys with lanterns

light fight

[cold surge]

Also anyone understand the mercy lines?

[remote crypt]

I have the perfect clip for you. its uploading.

[barren moth]

ooooh

[spring garnet]

ah yes who doesnt love beating each others willies

[cold surge]

"Herea, wea batallion joineth"?

[dawn holly]

Chat

Is this tuff

[barren moth]

oh my fucking god

[cold surge]

Nice

[barren moth]

cosplay the very small eyes fella.

[spring garnet]

did you fry it?

[barren moth]

its gonna be art

[dawn holly]

Racist over here

Wow

[spring garnet]

wha no im not im just asking

[dawn holly]

Smh

[spring garnet]

looks like coal and it looks super cool

[dawn holly]

It’s just 3d printed in black

[spring garnet]

oh

[barren moth]

you should make it separate parts that you later on either glue together or it just does like legos

so you can set the colors appropiately

[dawn holly]

Its separated rn

Just placed together

I’m going to sand and paint soon

[barren moth]

ooh i see

[sly moth]

the yard background sounds be making me wanna turn my head

[frozen jolt]

love when the cat decides to scream

[barren moth]

omfg i love it

peakest thing ever

in the entire universe

[remote crypt]

It was so much fun. They're basically brass knuckles.

That was before demo merge implemented the more grounded physics.

Much more like current EA physics.

[barren moth]

ah

[tepid wolf]

why do 90% of abyss enemies use axes :\

[barren moth]

i'd have to see the difference between both lol

[barren moth]

because axe is cool

tho its easy

just

smash their head

[blissful elbow]

where in the sam hell do I get a double-sided breastplate? i'm at the man-at-arms rank, but they aren't appearing

[barren moth]

one bash should be enough

[tepid wolf]

its one of the most broken weapons an npc can use thouh lol

[barren moth]

otherwise just BAM BAM BAM

[graceful rapids]

when are they gonna be done with the hotfixs I am already bored of the game

Completing the baron again and again for the armor is kinda pointless when the armor isn't even that different

Character's so clumsy once you slip it takes a good 3 seconds to get up

And if you get hit you fall down again

[blissful elbow]

like, is my game bugged or something?

[sturdy spoke]

im making a new character at this point

[blissful elbow]

i'm getting everything but double-sided breastplates

[graceful rapids]

bruh that's easy

[sturdy spoke]

actually maybe it is

[blissful elbow]

one time I got 80 something souls seeking revenge

[sturdy spoke]

i just saw abig number

[graceful rapids]

yes it is

[blissful elbow]

if you have armour

[sly moth]

i lost my leg in the abyss but I'm still alive. Am I cooked?

[blissful elbow]

otherwise it's easy to get unlucky

[remote crypt]

I finally found out capcut does not cap zoom at the max slider of 500%.

This will be fun.

[graceful rapids]

I will send you clip of me doing it without dying if I have the time and I remember this

[rigid stirrup]

thats nothing

[graceful rapids]

without armor

[rigid stirrup]

my most is 42 iirc

[remote crypt]

where are my sleeper agents in chat.

[sturdy spoke]

i just saw a big number

i frogot how easy it is to dismember the zombies

[sudden lava]

raaaaarggg 🦴 🛡️

[remote crypt]

Not the wii sports resort swordfighting music?

[sudden lava]

too poor to get one when they were around

[cold surge]

I can barely hear it over the eggard

[remote crypt]

I'm so sorry

[remote crypt]

fair. I wear astros so its kinda ass when I try to properly master for phones.

[blissful elbow]

#photography📷 message

this was my highest

[sudden lava]

ngl flstudio got worse performance than half sword

[severe ice]

how do you reload the crossbow? The ui shows up but it's not proping

[fading steeple]

Now in God's name do you sleep at night

[barren moth]

"So could you"
"Tell me, how you're sleeping easy?"

[barren moth]

thats the only thing that came to my mind readinf that

[remote crypt]

Oh my god. An 8k 56 second short video is fucking just about 500mb

[cold surge]

Yeah they're pretty heavy

Like a 4k (2560x1440) 3 min vid at 15mb/s is 2 gigs

at least what I save from Nvidia instant replay

[barren moth]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
this is 1600x820 with high res

oh my god

its so heavy

i mean very high bitrate but

HOOOLEEESHEE

[cold surge]

Yeah bitrate is the defining thing

[sturdy spoke]

how do you get into the wagon i cant get up there

[barren moth]

(its was like 524 and something 😭 )

[cold surge]

hold space

ya gotta jump on the crates to get in there

and hold q

you might be able to clip and grab the stuff through the walls

[sly moth]

currently posessing the zombie to help me get out some how

[barren moth]

i wonder whats a really good bitrate that doesnt eat your space by only 3 minutes of gameplay

[fierce lion]

Any settings recommendations for smooth gameplay?

[barren moth]

using 10k rn bc i feel liek it

[cold surge]

WHAT THE FU

[barren moth]

ive never tinkered around with the settings

[cold surge]

Mine is like 10/15

[barren moth]

only used between medium and low

[cold surge]

not 10k

[barren moth]

only 10 bitrate?

thats like

[cold surge]

yeah

10 mb/s

[barren moth]

10k kilobits.

[sturdy spoke]

how do i get stuff i insured

[blissful elbow]

go to your chest after dying and respawning

it'll be there

[cold surge]

Huh we share the same bit rate then

What res are you recording at?

[sturdy spoke]

i dont see it

[oak siren]

i am now on the lord tourney

[cold surge]

Talk to the trader

There's the insure button

[acoustic nest]

the eisenhut does not work properly in first person mode

im blind

[remote crypt]

when I actually export my shitposts in 4k they look dope as fuck ngl

[cold surge]

what people think a knight saw

[sturdy spoke]

i guess i took it earlier

[barren moth]

i love how there's
The world (death note version) and then that dialogue ||from when L tricks him with L. Sailor that was a bait for Light (i think??)|| (Death Note spoilers yo click if you watched it)

[still ermine]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2689120/Gladio_Mori/

Steam

Gladio Mori

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Multiplayer…

Price

$11.19

Recommendations

696

[still ermine]

Reminds me of something

[acoustic nest]

hmmmmmm

[cold surge]

Tbh they look good. But if it's a short it'll probably be seen on phones. Which aren't exactly high res

[acoustic nest]

good idea, already taken

[remote crypt]

I've seen it lol. But yeah I was just like 'how funny would this be'

[cold surge]

Maybe shoot for 2k at max

[barren moth]

its awesome imo

[remote crypt]

Yeah unfortunately. But. But.

[blissful elbow]

i mean, if we're doing half sword knockoffs, at least do one set in antiquity

[acoustic nest]

the eisenhut has eye holes too how am i blind???

[cold surge]

Also I've never had a good left haymaker

[remote crypt]

Its literally the only anime I have ever, and likely will ever watch more than one episode of. Much less finish.

[cold surge]

I think your Willie has a bigger problem...

It's in his skull.

[barren moth]

ive finished it, im also watching Blue Exorcist

saw dandadan

uhhhh

[acoustic nest]

what?...

[remote crypt]

speak to uncle willie

[acoustic nest]

OH GOD I SEE IT

[barren moth]

cant remember other ones lol

[cold surge]

Look how his eyebrows are

[barren moth]

oh, invincible

[cold surge]

There ya go

[cold surge]

Dang. tbh mine always go high

[barren moth]

oh god.

[cold surge]

But the left hook? Dear god.

[remote crypt]

Also. This is an amazing left hook for you.

[cold surge]

That's still a haymaker

[remote crypt]

need I remind yall also of. Bonk

[cold surge]

When all else fails: "Put 'em up pal!"
-# Jeremy tf2

[remote crypt]

or perhaps the unspeakable violence.

[long bridge]

on the forest map is there anything in the chests in the back of the wagon?

[gusty pulsar]

son im crine

[remote crypt]

what

[cold surge]

Tbh it is fun fighting in full armour with just fists

JoJo moment

[cold surge]

byebye

[remote crypt]

Slums and hall make me so happy

Traps and cliffs

[cold surge]

Tbh I like how it looks

[barren moth]

it truly is

[cold surge]

Just runs horribly

[acoustic nest]

FIRST FATAL ERROR LADS

[cold surge]

at least for me

[cold surge]

Welcome to the club

[sly moth]

got my first 3 mins ago

character perma dead

[cold surge]

It ain't over yet

[remote crypt]

oof

[cold surge]

Grab his old gear, and go right in!

[remote crypt]

If yall aint playing short king willie. You REALLY need to.

He's so stout

and hard to knock over

[cold surge]

I can hear: "VIRAL" from that video

[sly moth]

pommels with max mass is wonderful. still playing with blade mass

[acoustic nest]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-glitch-anime-bocchi-gif-27016262

[cold surge]

Oh yea btw you'll start where ya left off. In the middle of the tourney.

[acoustic nest]

WOOOOOOO I CAN STILL KILL EM

https://tenor.com/view/dog-angry-rabid-gif-20257620

[cold surge]

oh also

it's annoying when you resist in abyss and come back injured

You have to rest. :p

[remote crypt]

Which one 👀

[cold surge]

^

[remote crypt]

👀

naw I have the short to post once I do some touchups, audio balancing, and perhaps. More funny things.

I did kick a man in the balls

[tepid wolf]

zombie in abyss bit my neck as I chopped off his leg.
he got up before I did and killed me by biting my asscheeks.. 10/10game

[brave forge]

so i crafted this poleaxe that was really short and gripped really high up the shaft making it really easy to control and push the bad guys around and using the pommel bit as more of like a spear but i lost it and i havent been able to replicate it can anyone help

[fallen glacier]

Bow before the LIGHT

[oak siren]

the fact that the zombies bite scared the shit out of me the first time i encountered it lmao

[tepid wolf]

is this the lost & found?? make another one ffs

[oak siren]

you made it...

[barren moth]

ive yet got to farm more orbs to gain nitro for a longer time

[tepid wolf]

the big zombies still scare me lol. they're menacing af

[brave forge]

thats what im saying im making it the same way and its not gripping high the way i want it to

its just not doing it

[oak siren]

then you don't have it the same way you did

[delicate relic]

God it feels so good to just wack the lower class people around once your muscle gets strong enough

you can just feel the improvement

[fallen glacier]

love smacking the cauldron around

[delicate relic]

and ive been using the same weapon since peasant rank

[barren moth]

yo question, can i show off the video i just did? (kinda just how andruw does but forced to be in youtube)

[fallen glacier]

yea fam

[restive tulip]

i feel like my guy never runs out of stamina no matter how much i swing

[barren moth]

alright

[cold surge]

What weapon?

[barren moth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVtk-UHyaPM

with the <> thingy to avoid just

a huge popup appearing

about the vid yk

[cold surge]

Yeah swinging takes less stamina now I think

[restive tulip]

how do i actually drain my stamina?

even sprinting around and jumping i seem to always be at max stam

[barren moth]

if you die, kick around the big "crates"

[cold surge]

Running, sprinting, the usual.

[restive tulip]

the only thing that makes him tired is Arrow time

[barren moth]

its helpful

[restive tulip]

that's not working at all, the only thing that drains his stam is slow mo

[cold surge]

I mean it. Like. Run for a minute straight.

[sinful kelp]

swinging weapons should be the majority of it, but

[cold surge]

Or start carrying everything.

[sinful kelp]

if it's not draining at all except for arrowtime then that's weird

[cold surge]

You shouldn't be that drained

At least I'm not fully drained after like 10s of combat

[remote crypt]

Dm it to me and ill link it in chat so it embeds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVtk-UHyaPM

wait im special

there we go

[barren moth]

no like

i put the <> around the URL to not show the popup

but

alright

[blissful elbow]

i really hope they fix the rampant clipping issues on armour someday, this issue somehow wasn't present in the demo

[remote crypt]

oh that

I forget the formatting

[barren moth]

lol

[sinful kelp]

honestly real, id like to run chainmail only sometimes but the massive clipping makes it ugly

[fallen glacier]

a look at the outside of the cellar. The door actually leads to stairs leading up to another door lol that's cool, even though we can never see them

[restive tulip]

I just ran around the cellar for a minute straight carrying my downed opponent and no stamina has been drained

he's breathing exactly the same as when he started

[fallen glacier]

use arrow time a bunch, that will drain you

[barren moth]

zombies with armor must be a pain to deal with

[restive tulip]

yeah thats the only thing that seems to drain my stamina at all

[tepid wolf]

G "taunt" also drains stamina like a mofo.

[fallen glacier]

what's your weight at?

[barren moth]

oh my fucking god you can STILL USE LANTERNS TO OBLITERATE THE ENEMY'S HEAD

nevermind im never missing it