halfsword-chat-⚔

[cobalt turtle]

And can’t pick them back up

I mean I can

But the gravity makes it drop from my hand after I pick it up

With a little bit of movement

[slow harness]

Gambeson vs arming doublet, which is better

[cobalt turtle]

I wasn’t hurt at all

[remote crypt]

doublet. Gambeson locks out of arm/leg

[slow harness]

Thank you!

[untold ore]

this hotfix broke my game

[proven fulcrum]

When i insure my items do i keep them forever?

[worn nexus]

Anyone every try the crossbow out at points?

[rocky jay]

i believe so, and you get to use them in free mode

[rotund urchin]

Has anyone noticed like, reversed stamina and strength progression on their character?

[slow sable]

i NEED an armet

[sly moth]

i have the bow and it gives me one bolt every new match.

[proven fulcrum]

Thanks for the info

[worn nexus]

The way i see it. Its more of a "lost my weapon and I want it back" thing

[kindred latch]

Tried it out once, whiffed my shot and sold it

[worn nexus]

It takes time to use

[round wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1467688433135915068/VID_20260202_104538_818.mp4?ex=698a855e&is=698933de&hm=cac1cc912423ecf88b2f62dffd8e68568305de2c58ed81d42c5a863063d69052&

[pliant crest]

Thoughts?

[worn nexus]

And why sell it when next round can reload it?

[wheat leaf]

check your weight it prob reset muscle mass

[rocky jay]

savage

[worn nexus]

Knocked tf out

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/david-baker-forged-in-fire-throwing-axe-weapon-gif-14324973

[pliant crest]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m4JhBJosWgnlfMkEg?invite=cr-MSwzaEUsNDAyNTExOTcx&v=2

[worn nexus]

Damn dude

[pliant crest]

I beat the rest of them to death with my hands while I laughed.

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m4IwTivt7MapSeuPF?invite=cr-MSxiTDcsNDAyNTExOTcx&v=10

Looked kinda like this

[worn nexus]

Yknow. At some point. They should consider full free roam around the tavern. And around the city for that matter

[pliant crest]

Fix first

https://tenor.com/view/modern-family-spray-squirt-annoyed-irritated-gif-4445288

[remote crypt]

nice

smack

[pliant crest]

This poleaxe is expensive

[pliant crest]

I love fisting people

[sly frigate]

game is so peak 😭

I had 700 hours on the demo

time to rack up a good 2000 on half-sword

[remote crypt]

smacc

[sly frigate]

errrr what... now

?

[pliant crest]

Have you fisted the baron yet?

[remote crypt]

naur

I want to

[pliant crest]

.

[tame knot]

can anyone explain how the crossbow works? just found one

[floral vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1468439805875720356/statement.gif

[worn nexus]

Id rather Mace the Barron than use my gauntlets

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/oblivion-indeed-oblivion-indeed-gif-27376941

[tame knot]

seems like I only get one shot but nothings listed in the controls

[pliant crest]

It's kinda easy tbh

[worn nexus]

Wat?

[worn nexus]

Oh

[pliant crest]

when I brawl willies, I one punch them.

One time I punched a dude so hard his neck snapped and head twisted backwards exorcist style 😭

[wheat leaf]

tryna make this floppy ahh stick work

[tame knot]

reload gets stuck on my screen as well it seems

[pliant crest]

floppy stick best stick

want more floppy stick!

[wheat leaf]

its aight stick

[worn nexus]

Its a manual thing. Pull the string back, then load the bolt, provided it's in your quiver, onto the bow

[wheat leaf]

everyone says its op or goated but its just alright

[tame knot]

do I have to find more bolts or buy them?

[pliant crest]

it's not op or goated, but it's the best thing tha'ts just a stick

because rn that's legit all it is

a stick on a stick

[remote crypt]

have you fisted a zombie

[pliant crest]

I don't like the zombies

[wheat leaf]

what tier has the basic flail? im only finding the true weaponized ones

[pliant crest]

you can get one at beggar

[remote crypt]

I beat him up

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/david-hasselhoff-true-truth-nuke-spongebob-movie-gif-10152461791604628524

[pliant crest]

it's quite literally nunchucks, but one side is a staff

[worn nexus]

You'd have to find them. Some potentially spawn in the forests. Or, if youre lucky enough, grab the bolt you shot and hit R to load it in the quiver

[wary nebula]

is it just me or do the armor deflections feel way stronger this patch?

[pliant crest]

I want a metal ball

on a chain

🫦

[worn nexus]

Without dropping thr crossbow

[pliant crest]

I want to see them crushed like melons in a hydraulic press

[tame knot]

amazing, also I love these videos people send they're pretty funny

[wheat leaf]

im tryna get THAT one ive tried the rest and they are just eh

[tame knot]

also thanks

[pliant crest]

The metal one is better

The wooden one bounces off armor

[pliant crest]

The one with metal around it is good if you use it like a whip.

[wary nebula]

just me?

[pliant crest]

I one tapped baron with it before.

[wheat leaf]

it look hot as hell in your game

[pliant crest]

I've already stabbed through 5 helmets tonight

[wild lantern]

How do I have my character loss stamina for my character to gain muscle like ingame

[tulip geyser]

why does my game keep having fatal error in the knight tourney

[wheat leaf]

turn blood off

[tame knot]

how do you get throwing wepons down to be so fluid ?

[remote crypt]

yes

[wary nebula]

idk it just feels like I'm whacking someone and then it bounces off to the side way more than usual

[sand herald]

experimentation and practice/getting comfortable with momentum and how certain weapons move

[smoky field]

what a crazy pull

[sly moth]

anyone know how to put a bolt back in to the cross bow?

[smoky field]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flashbang-gif-25002731

[tame knot]

gonna work on that then, used to playing fh and chiv so not used to being able to fully control my own arms

[sly moth]

oh you can use the bolt as a weapon das heat

[smoky field]

why do i feel like these recent updates have caused more crashing? or is it js me

[wary nebula]

also try cutting through them

[tame knot]

how do you kick?

[sand herald]

Pressing spacebar

[rocky jay]

space
if you hold you can jump

[tame knot]

ty ty

[wild lantern]

How do I get my character to loss stamina so that my character can weigh more?

[desert sage]

I swear there's gonna be fuckin baron basegews at this rate.

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

fuck

no embed

[hidden zephyr]

never seen a willie fight till he was this red before

[desert sage]

will there be baron fingers too???

[untold ore]

does anybody know why my game lags like hell ever since the newest hotfix

[desert sage]

THERE ARE BARON FAULDS

[floral vale]

i wish we could put in custom light sources in photo mode

[rocky jay]

unhealthy levels of greatness

[untold ore]

even in the main menu my mouse is delayed

[wild lantern]

Where do I gain weight like in half sword?

[hidden zephyr]

LOL

[ruby glade]

Yakuza Dynamic Intro moment

[remote crypt]

got my helmet stuck on my hand

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-mine-yoshitaka-mine-yakuza3-yakuza-intro-gif-26086953

[hidden zephyr]

A great defence is... attaching a helmet to your hand?

[sand herald]

Do any kind of excessive movement burns stamina, and that looks like this

[remote crypt]

yes

[sand herald]

The screen darkening is a sign of you losing stamina

Another throw clip

[wheat leaf]

this stance switch stamina loss is wild, literally max weight and out of breath for a sec after 1 move

[vivid palm]

how do i unsheathe? cant seem to get it to work

[sand herald]

Holding E or Q

[hasty pendant]

cellar is ideal for improvised weaponry

or press r and m1/m2

[ocean hedge]

has anyone here got remote play to work

[vivid palm]

i tried that but so far the character just has his hand stuck on it

[ocean hedge]

from it not wworking?

[rocky jay]

happened to me just now, i switched stances after a swipe and was almost without stamina, thought it was some kind of bug

[hasty pendant]

does it still gain aftera fight is over?

[wheat leaf]

nope pret sure devs did that intentionally for wtvr reason

[sand herald]

oh yeah that happens sometimes. i play with a pretty high dpi so i just spin really fast and let the momentum "fling" the weapon out of the sheathe in a way

[floral vale]

i think it's based on the weight of the weapon because i have a 1.66kg polearm and i can stance switch around 8 times before i run out of stamina fully

[hasty pendant]

he looks like a caveman

[sand herald]

yeah your weight should stay increased throughout progression, though i heard some people say that it goes down gradually if you don't train it so i'm not too sure

[wheat leaf]

but think abt it, simply moving your hands up and down on a pole 8 times and your out of breath, you can kill 3 armored humans and have more stamina left over xD

[hasty pendant]

I was wondering cause I wanna grind weight for a new char I made

[floral vale]

yea it's a bit overkill

[ocean hedge]

please has anyone figured out remote pkay

play*

[wheat leaf]

way overkill, you should be able to do that all day long with real polearms

[remote crypt]

I abused that man

[velvet moss]

how does splt screen work

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-dog-gif-23314407

[velvet moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[hasty pendant]

bro I love cellar

[weary mortar]

Can you not take some champions gear?

[short apex]

I love being able to twist peoples swords out of their hands

[dreamy radish]

it crashes when when you put on the hat

[devout field]

hows the new hotfix?

[short apex]

it runs great

50-100fps most maps now

[weary mortar]

The slums is the only laggy area for me

[short apex]

and I consider 30-40 to be playable tbh

[sudden lava]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1467943646127980738/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_2.gif

[wheat leaf]

are you in mordor by chance?

[sudden lava]

Why is the color like that

[remote crypt]

bonktown

[pliant crest]

Ya'll

bardiche supremacy

holy shit

[remote crypt]

reshade

[random pond]

worse than alley?

[floral vale]

i just hooked this poor guy's neck like a fish

[sudden lava]

I think alley is fine fr

[random pond]

dang

[sudden lava]

What specs do u have

[weary mortar]

Its like fighting in a slide show in the slums for me anywhere else is perfect

[random pond]

i7-8700, 2070, 16 ram

[formal sparrow]

man the jelly wrists sure are frustrating for polearms and poleaxes

[wary nebula]

this insurance dude a scam fr

[random pond]

johnhalfsword is in chat omg

[sand herald]

[woeful yarrow]

im a proper soldier now

[velvet moss]

devs can we get an fpv drone mod

[warm escarp]

It's funny having weapons heavier than usual. But it lowk sucks using them lol (though if I use them, I tend to use the ones I got at 4-5 KG)

[velvet moss]

let me freestyle around the slums

[random pond]

yeah u can keep the name tbh, deserved

[woeful yarrow]

oop, forgot my shoulder things

[devout field]

i have an i5-9600K and rtx3060 , my game was only smooth with minimal gore and blood settings. but yeah the outdoor maps were brutal especially forest . should i stay on dx12?

[rocky jay]

not the style trick right after 😭

[velvet moss]

heavy and long poleaxes are fun, mainly because of the halfswording power

[velvet moss]

how

the fuck

[warm escarp]

It's funny sending their helmets flying with just one swing

[velvet moss]

yeah lol

[wary nebula]

this is literally the heaviest weapon you can get, this will likely cut through armor even better than my other one now that i can afford it

[velvet moss]

also can line it up well with the other end

[velvet moss]

murica moment

[cobalt turtle]

In the lord tourney does a completely broken limb heal over time

[floral vale]

hit em with the neckbreaker

[random pond]

probably, try dx11 and compare the averages

[remote crypt]

dude flew

[sudden lava]

Nice

[warm escarp]

That thing's fr slightly heavier by the time the swing makes contact with the poor willy

[waxen fulcrum]

Did they fix it so my muscles will grow now?

[random pond]

best improvement over the demo imo is environment interactions

Hall battles can be pretty slick with the levers

[stiff belfry]

Kid thinks he has aura

[crisp beacon]

this game is ass tbh

[warm escarp]

This pollaxe I got here is like 6.20 KG barely can swing this damn thing

[crisp beacon]

very bad 30 dollars

[stiff belfry]

John Halfsword will never have aura like me.

[sand herald]

tuff...

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/virginity-is-cool-remain-pure-virginity-is-cool-remain-pure-virginity-gif-24583172

[devout field]

you can get a refund

[wheat leaf]

dude actually tried to pull guard in a fistfight

[wary nebula]

you can make one for 6.9kg with only copper, or 7.2 with gold

[stiff belfry]

I was trying to take his back

Failed miserably

[wheat leaf]

jiu jitsu guys everywhere are crying

[wary nebula]

the poleaxes are MUCH better to swing than the polearms though

[crisp beacon]

no

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/todo-mundo-odeia-o-chris-everybody-hates-chris-chris-rock-chris-surtando-surtando-gif-2711159086402531492

[ocean hedge]

bro that would b like awesome sauce

[stiff belfry]

Half my clips of new halfsword are me desperately trying to figure out new physics and speed and failing bad

[devout field]

👍

[warm escarp]

😭

[wheat leaf]

im pret sure something only happens with the beehive after the 50th attempt at running headfirst into it

[celest smelt]

hey how do you get into the cartridge to get the stuff in it chest, i spent so long trying to get in that the guy i beat to near death woke back up and started begging for his life

[ocean hedge]

bro im deadass crying

[wary nebula]

what do you even do against this 16 pound monstrosity

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/this-might-be-the-best-video-of-all-time-crying-emoji-best-video-gif-11940717580464631565

[wary nebula]

thing is one and a half willies tall

[remote crypt]

Today I learned you can use your pants as an improvised weapon in brawl

[true widget]

about how many rounds does it take to get from lord to the baron fight?
or does it depend on what level the rounds are

[random pond]

u should ask johnhalfsword

[devout field]

what would yall say is the least important graphic settings? im gonna try mixing lows and highs

[random pond]

there's a sword throwing technique

[ocean hedge]

jesus how wide is your monitor

[pliant crest]

So, a sword glitched through my armor

120 souls ;-;

[remote crypt]

21:9

[pliant crest]

I've killed a lot of barons

[random pond]

u never pay em off?

[ocean hedge]

do you just have a set aspect ratio? or is that genuinely your monitor

[remote crypt]

genuinely. I have an LG Ultrawide I picked up in korea a few years back

[wild lantern]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m576ixkGF40tGDKjt?invite=cr-MSxLT20sNDg4MzMwNjI1&v=24 Surely this would help exhaust the character

[ocean hedge]

wow

[ocean hedge]

worth it?

[remote crypt]

yes I spent $300

[floral vale]

i love ultrawide... 🤤 🤤 🤤

[ocean hedge]

🥹 damn

[floral vale]

i wish my pc could handle it

[random pond]

what gpu do u have

[ocean hedge]

i wish halfsword still had vc chanels

[remote crypt]

It was worth it. I don't play in 4k anyways. 1080

[hasty pendant]

wait

theres a clips channel

i'm posting it there

[quiet stream]

is the red one the last rank? I basically played the whole game with no muscle gain cuz of that bug, im thinking i should maybe start over, if it is the last rank.

[soft osprey]

They do, you can’t see them until server level 3

[ocean hedge]

Radeon RX 9070 XT

[remote crypt]

People kept saying the gamer word in VC.

Pepperidge farm remembers

[random pond]

oh u could totally go for a monitor upgrade then

[wary nebula]

it just gave willie another torso

[ocean hedge]

how long will it take me to get there

[floral vale]

my 1660 super would lwk catch on fire if i tried connecting a 3440x1440 monitor to my pc

[sudden lava]

I got one too i love it

[soft osprey]

If you did it in one sitting, with 3-6 xp for one message every 60 seconds, about 3 hours

[ocean hedge]

😭

[sudden lava]

Upgraded from my 2060 super

[near garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772960543627673630/1459337476836687892/Pv4VYWO.gif

[ocean hedge]

ive been in this server for ages too

[soft osprey]

Honestly a shocking amount of people hit level 3 since release day that ive never seen before once. It doesn’t take long

[quiet stream]

oh is there even a way to reset your progress?

[soft osprey]

If you actually talk here

[soft osprey]

Check pins

[ocean hedge]

i do sometimes

[soft osprey]

Youre already level 2

[quiet stream]

oh ty!

[soft osprey]

So you’re almost there

[random pond]

i want a pivot table of rant messages/level3/length in the server

[ocean hedge]

[random pond]

can we get an analyst in chat 🙏

[ocean hedge]

so i just need to type a few more

[sudden lava]

Is there a chat specifically for bot commands

[eternal dune]

been practicing spin swapping the poleaxes super fun

[ocean hedge]

stat rank check

[ocean hedge]

^

[sudden lava]

Thanks

[ocean hedge]

oh hey whats up john?!

[near garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1408968142407073847/1466839405044961461/image0.gif

[remote crypt]

willie space program part 2

[ocean hedge]

John, how is your movement so good in the EA?

[sudden lava]

He knows things we dont i guess

[ocean hedge]

fr

[near garnet]

did he just do a flip and body slam him

[ocean hedge]

how the flip are you level threee bro...

[sudden lava]

Idk

Ive only been here like 1 day i forget

[ocean hedge]

ive been in this server since the first realease of the demo

[remote crypt]

yes

[sand herald]

lots of playtime in the demo carried over to EA quite well for me

[wheat leaf]

armbar actually worked, damn

[sand herald]

Guard to the nose

[ocean hedge]

huh, honestly the movement doesnt quite feel as fluent in this newer version, could it be that your muscle is superior?

[remote crypt]

Ngl it does to me. Very weighty.

[random pond]

what's ur mouse sensitivity

[ocean hedge]

im just talking about fists in general

[wild lantern]

Lets say that my character loss stamina and fall down, should I keep making sure that my character try to burn stamina so that my character can gain weight?

[sand herald]

Yeah I'm at the max capped weight so that definitely plays a factor, but once I got a feel for the movement in EA it started to feel very fluid in general

[remote crypt]

ah

its alr

[sand herald]

Maxed out in-game sensitivity and playing at 26k DPI

[remote crypt]

I do enjoy punting willies off of a cliff tho

[random pond]

bizarre, well done

[ocean hedge]

did it take very long to max out your weight?

[ocean hedge]

[hollow mesa]

im back finally

[ocean hedge]

i need to get to level three now

[floral vale]

when im lwk about to win the half sword tournament but i see my final opponent is johnhalfsword

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-whtie-and-black-cry-praying-looking-up-gif-553441503240360994

[ocean hedge]

theres people that literally just joined the server

and yet somehow levels ahead of me

[sand herald]

My clips are usually in free mode, and I customized my free mode character using a UE save editor to set my height and weight to the vanilla cap (what you'd typically be at Lord rank)

[velvet moss]

Does bro know ball?

[magic thorn]

why are the wrists so floppy edge alingmnent sucks rn :c

[remote crypt]

Gotta feed the frankenburg kraken

[ruby glade]

Wish itd scale with weight

[ocean hedge]

tryp fpv legend right here

[halcyon locust]

Awe man. I'm trying to post my drip but it won't let me post pictures 😞

[wheat leaf]

grappling

[velvet moss]

Sick

[ocean hedge]

i dont have the resources to do irl fpv sadly

[ruby glade]

Jesus christ

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/497459241716809738/1463247041231716595/BAHHH-4x.gif

[ruby glade]

Fuck your helmet

[velvet moss]

You in America?

[ocean hedge]

yes

[velvet moss]

Damn :(

Yeah it sucks here right now

[ocean hedge]

for real

[wheat leaf]

surprised the game actually let you stay in control after falling on him

[lofty lily]

he ate my willie

[random pond]

what’d u use for this

[ocean hedge]

youch

[ruby glade]

Rediculously heavy poleaxe with a center of mass as close to the head as possible lmao

[ocean hedge]

whats your top speed?

[sudden lava]

drone :)

[velvet moss]

On that goober it’s like 50

[ocean hedge]

wow

[ocean hedge]

i have a rc car that goes 82 currently

[velvet moss]

Damn what the fuck

[ocean hedge]

lol

i dont have any pictures sadly

[remote crypt]

lol yep

[ocean hedge]

i 3d printed all of the main parts too

designed in blender aswell

its one of my favorite projects

[velvet moss]

What motors do you guys use for those

[ocean hedge]

4 NeuRacing motors

[velvet moss]

but like what size and kv

[ocean hedge]

not 100% sure on the series as of now

[remote crypt]

right in the fucking gonads

[ocean hedge]

40kW im relatively sure

[hollow mesa]

whats the best shield in the game?

[ocean hedge]

what numbers do you have set for the height and weight? if you dont mind sharing of course

[sand herald]

Sure, got both height and weight set to 1

[ocean hedge]

preciate it

[velvet moss]

what the fuck

40kkv???

[ocean hedge]

my gearing is off so its not reaching its top speed

but one i get new ratios it will be FAST

[velvet moss]

i have to be misunderstanding lol

[blazing temple]

i didnt know they added death angels to half sword

[ocean hedge]

no

it takes 3 8S batterys to run it

my wiring is kinda horrid too lol

[remote crypt]

I beat the dogshit out of this guy before he gave up. Good show.

[ocean hedge]

sorry to bother, but i cannot find where to change my height and weight for my free mode character

[velvet moss]

No I definetly am because 40kkv would explode with an 8s

[floral vale]

wish karl luck in his endeavours

[sudden lava]

good luck karl

[ocean hedge]

lol

[real berry]

only when you're creating a new character can you change the height and weight is gained through working your character out and gaining muscle

[ocean hedge]

in ue save file editor

[ruby glade]

Honorable Sir CockSmashula wins another tournament

[real berry]

ah i see, i only play base game that modding stuff is out of my depth

[floral vale]

they're talking about free mode

[shell forge]

I love how dead people can just be bribed

[real berry]

nah we're paying him to kill them

[ocean hedge]

@sand herald sorry for wasting your time, there was two free mode player characters

[sand herald]

oh yeah, what I did was duplicate & move the height and weight structs from "Player Character_0" over into "Free Mode Player_Character 1_0". The end result looks something like this

[ocean hedge]

just didnt see the second one

[sand herald]

I typically use this save editor https://uesaveeditor.cc which makes the duplication and moving of structs easy

[ocean hedge]

oh i see what you mean

[ocean hedge]

yeah im on the same, although im confused as to how im supposed to duplicate over to my free mode character?

[hardy hemlock]

Did they make it so swapping your stance now uses stamina?

[acoustic nest]

context?

[wheat leaf]

yep

[sand herald]

No worries, see these two buttons my cursor is hovered over? The left one, when held and dragged, allows you to move different structs to different places. The right one, when clicked, opens up the action menu which should present you the option to duplicate (among other options)

[wheat leaf]

devs didnt know how to fix the stance switch clipping issue so they just made it less desirable to stance switch lmao

[hardy hemlock]

wish they would actually document that

[wheat leaf]

taunting also uses stamina

[ocean hedge]

tysm man youre a true legend

[wheat leaf]

cause calling someone a cuckold should make you out of breath ofc

[woeful yarrow]

mf didnt yield when i drew blood from his leg, so i hit him with the fuckinnn max mass halfted head

[sudden lava]

hedge born!

[wheat leaf]

best one

[shell forge]

If you visit the seer at night while there are souls that want revenge, you can tell them to fuck off for 10 pfenners per vengeful spirit

[ocean hedge]

yes holy

[hardy hemlock]

It's not that big of a deal; I just wish they would fully document all the changes they make between updates

[wheat leaf]

yeah its weird

theyve added items without saying anything too iirc

like new tabard colors

[remote crypt]

surprisingly my first leg break of EA

[hardy hemlock]

pretty sure they could spawn in all colours

[tall dagger]

I approve!

[wheat leaf]

as far as im aware they have specific colors, but they dripfeed more colors

[woeful yarrow]

bro didnt surrender when i gave him the chance

[acoustic nest]

oh i though they were talking about like the taunting and if there was a way to bribe people

and you could to theat to dead people

[celest smelt]

my mass went from 78 to 93 for one fight then back down to 79

[hardy hemlock]

I know colours like brown, beige and grey tend to be more common than blues, yellows or reds

[mystic furnace]

No matter how much i taunt they wont surrender without getting killed

[celest smelt]

put your weapon near their head

[ocean hedge]

youre a bully lol

[tall dagger]

all spin kicks are tuff!

[woeful yarrow]

is this tuff tho

[wheat leaf]

for sure, there are certain ones that only spawn from lord tourney's, like the rich/vibrant colors

[graceful rapids]

It's very hard to do but when it works it works great

[wheat leaf]

ive collected pret much all of them except for an illusive green i heard about

not the pale seafoam green, like legit green

[graceful rapids]

Tuff kick

[sudden lava]

i always fucking have some ghostly 200gb of shit on my computer i cant find

[woeful yarrow]

imagine how fucking cool HS would be with a campaign or smth

cant wait to whoop the kings guards or smth

[clear yoke]

rat is out of beggar? Congrats mate, hopefully less struggle now

[rocky jay]

that would be pretty enjoyable

[woeful yarrow]

the city streets are my favorite map

[woeful yarrow]

i escaped all the way to soldier

[rocky jay]

i cant wait for the special battles tho

[sudden lava]

i love alley too

[tall dagger]

oh hey. i know that place!

[sudden lava]

WHAT 😭

[smoky field]

who can bleed all that blood

holy shit

[tall dagger]

3 willies apparently...

[smoky field]

imagine how cool a half sword open world would be (optimized)

[rocky jay]

do corpses have infinite blood by chance?

[wary nebula]

pretty sure they do

[wheat leaf]

typa shit they got you cleaning up in viscera detail

[rocky jay]

i can't imagine otherwise

[wary nebula]

for example look at the image above

[smoky field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1468634334000058388/aj8i2o.gif

[rocky jay]

i did infact notice that image

[clear yoke]

My gpu would leave my computer case and shoot me if I tried to do this

[sand herald]

wtf LOL

[tall dagger]

maybe...

[ocean hedge]

😭

[smoky field]

https://klipy.com/gifs/helen-the-incredibles

[clear yoke]

I think this has been happening since hotfix 4

[hollow mesa]

whats yalls opinions on people playing with lower damage to themselves and higher damage to the npcs

[wary nebula]

the fact he was ALIVE during this

[rocky jay]

holy

[woeful yarrow]

i am a MONSTER with this thing

[tall dagger]

yeah i had to make him last... the others died to early and eventually despawned while iw s hacking away

[wary nebula]

i mean i guess that's true

[rocky jay]

i really cant comprehend how he survived so far into the clip lmao

[tall dagger]

min damage, only stabbing his legs with a rondel

[thorny horizon]

Does training mode count for building muscles?

[halcyon locust]

Man what TF is the point of the test feature if it just resets all your weapon values as soon as you get back to the forge??

[rocky jay]

yeah the min dmg checks out

[tall dagger]

pick up a pole axe. you will love them!

[wary nebula]

it doesn't actually, the bars show normal but it's like it was before until you update it

[woeful yarrow]

like i said. im a MONSTER

[wary nebula]

still annoying though

[tall dagger]

it says they reset but they actually stay.. still annoying though when you want to re-adjust...

[rapid bronze]

cheers

[halcyon locust]

Doubly annoying....

[smoky field]

https://tenor.com/view/todo-mundo-odeia-o-chris-everybody-hates-chris-chris-rock-chris-surtando-surtando-gif-2711159086402531492

[tired crest]

It would be just lovely if the mouse when to the center of the screen after you end a bout by holding g

[clear yoke]

Willie when he gets the gummy fruit

[tall dagger]

learning some movement

[halcyon locust]

I REALLY don't like that fucking whooshing noise weapons make now

[sudden lava]

they do that in real life

its just more quiet but im lowkey deaf irl

[floral vale]

i just met an actively learning a.i willie training to beat my ass

[halcyon locust]

Every fight sounds like a fucking typhoon is rolling in if everyone has big weapons

[cursive delta]

Can you adjust the sounds at all?

[clear yoke]

I mean people also scream irl but that doesn't stop me from muting screams

[cobalt turtle]

I think my strength got reset

This is irritating

I suddenly can’t life up any heavy weapons now

[sudden lava]

im just making a statement

i can see why people think its annoying

[tall dagger]

play a couple rounds. you'll be good

[woeful yarrow]

i landed the strike of hardware pain and framerate despair

[clear yoke]

I just don't like the audio design for it personally, it doesn't bug me that much; unlike hearing Willie choke on his blood 900 times

[tall dagger]

me when bees

[clear yoke]

Nothing like listening to a podcast with someone gurgling in the background

[hollow mesa]

i think willie choking on his blood shows youre dominating and youre better then him

[sudden lava]

for me i think just voice variety would help with it

[smoky quail]

Baron doesn't look that big right next to John Halfsword himself

[tired crest]

How do you guys post screenshots?

[sudden lava]

level up

theres a rank system for the server

[floral vale]

keep talking until you level up to a high enough level

[smoky quail]

just keep yapping

[tired crest]

I feel like that would be basically spamming...

[halcyon locust]

This is horse shit I wanna post my drip

[clear yoke]

It doesn't take that long if you're vaguely active

[hollow mesa]

how do you know when youve reached max strength level

[tired crest]

Do you hold onto your weapons better as you get stronger or is that just the internet being a superstitious pigeon?

[wheat leaf]

poutine 🤝

[tired crest]

And no emote replies?...

[umbral jackal]

how did you do that?

[neat jasper]

:(

[plush fulcrum]

Is half sword gonna crash due to a fatal error

[sudden lava]

yes it is

[plush fulcrum]

Dam

[tired crest]

I wanted to show you my appreciation for real-life chainmail

[dreamy solstice]

how many rank r there. Im at lord and theres more

[halcyon locust]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-tiger-woods-big-dog-salutation-what-up-gif-2478767235926945002

[violet ibex]

why does thrust mode bring your weapon above your head now

so clunky

[graceful rapids]

Get this fixed so you can do it too https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1469982506915729538

[tired crest]

I'm at the top of rank 2 and the jester keeps giving me just beggar brawls.

[rocky jay]

no gif perms 😔

[halcyon locust]

This place fucking SUCKS

[umbral jackal]

i can grab but how do i make my character so big

[wheat leaf]

its just antispam for low ranks, its 100 messages a level

level 3 you get everything

[tired crest]

HEY! Others can emote reply too?

[woeful yarrow]

fuck that flailcel

[tired crest]

The store seems a little lame, yeah?

[tall dagger]

longest poleaxe spin?

[halcyon locust]

You misspelled FlailChad

[clear yoke]

There's stuff missing from it yes, but you can steal what isn't there

[wheat leaf]

definitely up there that was fire

[sand herald]

Gnarly spin kick to the face

[tired crest]

Oh, I know. I was just thinking it could use more work to make it more useful

[tall dagger]

HOLY SPEED CAP UNLOCKED

[woeful yarrow]

i lost the fucking tourny

some asshole with a stick covered in spikes concussed me

and it auto-failed me even though i could've recovered

[noble crest]

just beat it and got the baron cuirass what now?

[woeful yarrow]

i have like, total armor coverage

[pliant crest]

all 120 zombies

killed

[woeful yarrow]

they cant really hurt me

[halcyon locust]

The fucking seam around willies neck and his muscles just reminds me of the latex muscle suit Will Ferrel was wearing in zoolander 2

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-18890916

[rocky jay]

that's because you got knocked unconscious

[remote crypt]

Uncon. Too much bonkage

[pliant crest]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m57ND7JIwS1aFiY0k?invite=cr-MSw3R28sNDAyNTExOTcx&v=9

[wheat leaf]

i speedran through 195 last night only for today's patch to reset my progress

[formal cape]

Is there any reason why i wont get anything but beggars and peasants as a knight?

[clear yoke]

I feel like getting the longer bind-ish behavior is less consistent then it used to be

[hollow mesa]

the polearm seems overrated lowk

[clear yoke]

Bad luck, prolly, I think if I just play knight/man-at-arms for long enough you run out of them eventually and have to clear the slop off

[rocky jay]

the slow walk to retrieve the sword 💔

[ocean hinge]

john half sword how do i get better at half swording it

[clear yoke]

Gotta give bro a chance

[smoky quail]

my Willie just built different

[woeful yarrow]

okay, pet peeve time

how come i cant use my arms on the ground

[formal cape]

Damn. Ive been through 180 days and have only fought near my level like 20 times lol

[tired crest]

Ok, how do you aim for the head on purpose instead of just swinging left and right? It's really annoying with super tall guys.

[woeful yarrow]

i get downed every now and again, and i'm basically stunlocked

[rocky jay]

half sword it harder 🤤

[sand herald]

by being consistent and having fun

[woeful yarrow]

cant i like. try to punch the guys beating me

[woeful yarrow]

instead of lying there and taking it

[smoky quail]

overhead swing or just swing high

[ocean hinge]

but im half swording it so good

[rocky jay]

clearly not enough

[ocean hinge]

thank you john half sword my saviour

[tired crest]

I'm guessing I have to unlock them first with z?

[woeful yarrow]

they stunlocked me and pushed me out of the fuckin arena

[ocean hinge]

clearly you just dont know how hard im halfswording it

[smoky quail]

no, just move your mouse diagonally

[remote crypt]

I fucking love beating people up 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[frail hollow]

hey does anyone know why there are like vines around some of the armor parts in progression? i can equip any armor slots to it

[wheat leaf]

this game makes me bipolar, like did i deadass take that much damage from stubbing my toe on his shield cause it counts as blunt impact

[clear yoke]

Need arming doublet

[remote crypt]

jesus fuck

Willie space program

[frail hollow]

ohh alright thanks

[rocky jay]

jesus fuck indeed

[wheat leaf]

yer insane, good shit

[tall dagger]

wear your shoes my boy. you must have stepped on a sharp pebble or smth

[smoky quail]

nah get in the Abyss, surely you win

[clear yoke]

Speedrun 1k souls abyss when

[rocky jay]

i have been partaking in the mission of gengis khaning everyone to death

[wheat leaf]

im COSPLAYING

greeks obv didnt have shoes

[rocky jay]

eventually i got here

[rocky jay]

yesterday 🤤

[halcyon locust]

My fatass recreating the ending of The King by losing a peasant double with my man at arms character because I slipped in the fucking mud and fell all the way off the map

[tall dagger]

WHAT 😭

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-kirby-drop-falling-deep-gif-17081698

[tall dagger]

gng is NOT getting his character back whne he dies

[ocean hinge]

bro went flying holy

[clear yoke]

Brother I don't think if I actively tried to kill willies I would get 1.8k souls in 2 days

[quaint ingot]

send them to hell

[woeful yarrow]

its like the game gives me fake weak points

how tf did that guy stab me in the neck

i have chainmail AND a fuckin

the chin thing

[quaint ingot]

Chainmail is shit against stabs

[sudden lava]

yes

[halcyon locust]

Armor has bad days and good days

[woeful yarrow]

now see the bezor i had over it too

[graceful rapids]

[sudden lava]

do you not know how chainmail works?

[halcyon locust]

Did you consult the armors horoscope for today?

[woeful yarrow]

i know how it works

[tall dagger]

craziest loss of my whole career. ref was against me fr

[rocky jay]

i just spammed riots too many hours 💔

[clear yoke]

Me when my 1.9kg longsword cleaves through full plate armor

[remote crypt]

narnia

[woeful yarrow]

what i mean is how was i stabbed through plate AND chain

[halcyon locust]

Maybe it had a bad lbreakfast

[woeful yarrow]

the chain should stop my neck from being slashed while keeping stabs from getting too deep in there

and the plate just. blocks it entirely

[sudden lava]

im not sure then

[quaint ingot]

I’ve stabbed through a breastplate

[white trail]

where do you get the dagger you can reverse grip

[quaint ingot]

rob a Willie

[clear yoke]

Cellar I think has an occasional spawn too

[tall dagger]

cellar or sometimes on willies

[woeful yarrow]

here's the full ensemble

[sudden lava]

i have a 6 kg sword i fucking love it

[quaint ingot]

Mighta been a poke to your face

[clear yoke]

John is your character supposed to be the White Death from bullet train

Thats the vibe it gives

[wheat leaf]

im sensing wilhelm scream potential

[remote crypt]

not yet

[plucky gulch]

im getting a Lot of crashes is there something I can do about this

[meager saddle]

are there literally any updates on if the new maps are gonna be added to free mode

[quaint ingot]

lower blood and graphics

[wheat leaf]

valid

[halcyon locust]

I'm really glad the crashes are still kind enough to wait a few minutes and let me finish my fights

[sand herald]

haha nah but I see the resemblance, I just thought the white hair and trousers combo went hard so that's what I went with

[halcyon locust]

Such kind and generous crashes

Not like those mean "close the game instantly" crashes. these ones have MANNERS

[graceful rapids]

Dante from DMC ahh hair

[tall dagger]

bonk

[hasty urchin]

wtf

[graceful rapids]

How do u do this dawg

[tall dagger]

what did you say????

[hasty urchin]

mane hn🤣

[graceful rapids]

What'd I say?

[tall dagger]

hell nah i aint repeating that!

[graceful rapids]

I didn't say anything

[pliant crest]

I cleared lord tourney solo

[hasty urchin]

you gotta hop in vc and show me u doing this on stream ion believe u

[pliant crest]

😄

[sand herald]

For some reason I can switch grips fairly quickly with my longsword, don't know if it applies to all of them with the recent hotfixes

[woeful yarrow]

did you know half sword has a fun detection system? it's used exclusively to know when to send a duo of halberd/flail users when you've had too much fun

[sudden lava]

i wish i could make presets for my characters

would be awesome

[graceful rapids]

I'll try this stuff but my max sensitivity is still no where as close as yours?

[tall dagger]

are halberds and flails a problem...?

[sand herald]

I also play with a really high DPI in addition to a maxed out in-game sensitivity

[woeful yarrow]

they tend to me for me

[sand herald]

wrong reply

[sudden lava]

its okay

[woeful yarrow]

they're hard to get clean hits on, and they concuss me

[tall dagger]

i prefer going against halberds. they're fun to parry. fails are always weak...

[sudden lava]

parrying lowkey more fun than actually fighting sometimes

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

[tall dagger]

real

[wheat leaf]

for being the lightest and shortest variant of the swordstaff i could forge, this thing smacks pretty good

[plucky gulch]

works thank you

I think the blood was causing it

[tall dagger]

daaaamn. the least useless polearm ive ever seen in EA. well done

[safe loom]

how tf do you switch like that

my stuff just gets stuck

[safe loom]

he really is john half sword..

[velvet moss]

John halfsword can you do a backflip

[pliant crest]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m58pe7FPjdTQ5d87s?invite=cr-MSx5ckwsNDAyNTExOTcx&v=20

[wheat leaf]

stance switch, in EA its way more timing sensitive than demo

[tired crest]

Why won't he put on the armor that I have found in the abyss?

[tall dagger]

30000 DPI max sensitivity

[sand herald]

not yet, the closest I got was a front flip in the demo

oops, wrong clip

[clear yoke]

Hold e/q with it in your hand

[tired crest]

He just throws it back on the ground

[velvet moss]

Why does this look not like halls

[pliant crest]

?

Oh, it's the lord's tourney

[sand herald]

there we go, not a back flip but it's the next best thing

[velvet moss]

That was a weird front flip

[pliant crest]

Went to fight baron on my own

[wheat leaf]

they can hit pretty insane, just a shame 90% of polearms(not pollaxes) are too heavy or long to overcome the limp wrist issue

[pliant crest]

because he a bitch

[velvet moss]

What the fuck

[tall dagger]

LOL WTF?

[pliant crest]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m58y7VSGlXXdhcrRK?invite=cr-MSxybzUsNDAyNTExOTcx&v=28

This is just brutal for them xd

the axe on the backside of the poleaxe is peak

[fallen glacier]

this is brazy

[woeful yarrow]

this is bullshit

[tired crest]

Yep. He will put on everything else I find, but not the armor

[woeful yarrow]

they only even got to down me because somehow some asswipe with a mace flung my hammer into oblivion

[wheat leaf]

the one time in my life i actually speak good of the polearms, and this is how the game repays me

[clear yoke]

You missing a arming doublet?

[tired crest]

I don't know what that is, so yes.

[woeful yarrow]

i wonder when they'll update the game to make it so willie isn't a paraplegic anymore

[tall dagger]

😭

[remote crypt]

@wheat leaf

[runic trout]

check the trader

[rapid bronze]

hey rat long time no nibble!

[clear yoke]

He's in abyss

[slow harness]

has anyone found a way to get into the cart to open that chest?

[tired crest]

I'm only a peasent so far.

[woeful yarrow]

you play gamma, i will not be mocked by a subhuman bog creature

[runic trout]

certain armour pieces will need certain clothing to be equipped

[wheat leaf]

can you drag one of them on the bridge and then kick the bridge off the edge

[pliant crest]

bruh

[runic trout]

i think u can get it as a peasant

maybe commoner actually

[remote crypt]

It is possible but I am going to bed

[pliant crest]

actual skill issue 🤣

[wheat leaf]

valid, good night pookie

[tall dagger]

throwback to when i hit a corkscrew on playtest

[tired crest]

That's what I was missing. Thank you

[remote crypt]

@wheat leaf this one is close

[runic trout]

[fallen glacier]

yea it's hard though, and dangerous

[wheat leaf]

YKNOW WHAT ELSE IS HARD AND DANGEROUS

[remote crypt]

Still will be, and will be forever. my magnum opus

[runic trout]

xDD

[tall dagger]

YOU CAN MOVE THE HORSE???

[clear yoke]

Its annoying but yes

Sometimes it makes you fly

[white trail]

wtf is this guy on

[wheat leaf]

bro i did not know the bridge could just split on its own thats wild

[remote crypt]

same

[remote crypt]

I've said worse tbh. I hate when willie screams.

So I stab him

repeatedly

[clear yoke]

serial killer being created in wholesome game

[slow harness]

holy smokes lol

[remote crypt]

same

[tall dagger]

the first clip i ever took of playtest... 🥲

[wheat leaf]

i gotta hand it to the devs, even if the maps arent perfectly optimized they are super entertaining, always has more lil details to find

[white trail]

yeah but at least it's not "i hate when willie screams so i cut off all of his limbs, stab him with 3 knives and cut off his throat"

[clear yoke]

Willie forgot that everywhere is sparta

[remote crypt]

literally. Slums and hall are my TWO FAVOURITE MAPS. They will be awesome forever. Because I can kick willie off of ledges

Slums is definitely my favorite.

[pliant crest]

alley is my favorite

[wheat leaf]

hall and alley are my favs, thats just cause i like dropping shit on unsuspecting enemies

[oblique plinth]

guys i only play the demo cause im broke

[white trail]

20 fucking dollars

[remote crypt]

I like watching willie fold like a cardboard box off of the damn cliff 🤣

[tired crest]

What do you need to wear to put on leg armor?

[oblique plinth]

yeah

and im too broke to buy it

[fallen glacier]

true. Now behold the enlightened barrel

[white trail]

im convinced no one here has a job

[wheat leaf]

i might have to try slums again now w the new hotfixes, i havent touched it since like 1st patch after launch

[oblique plinth]

not everyone has 20 dollas✌️

[remote crypt]

mpreg react this man

[tired crest]

Ask your parents if you can do some chores.

[celest smelt]

now I could be very wrong but im 80% sure that when fighting with armor getting repeatedly beat until you go unconscious gives a massive spike in mass

[remote crypt]

Its so fucking fun.

[oblique plinth]

IM 13 BRO OFC I AINT GONNA HAVE A JOB

[tall dagger]

instead of getting your money up, you're talkin about it on a discord server... 😪

[clear yoke]

Plain hosen for poleyn and greaves(?) and doublet/arming doublet for cuisses

[white trail]

go crawl back to your mother's womb

[sand herald]

Very painful-looking exchange

[ocean hinge]

how do i take out weapons i insured after i died

[oblique plinth]

bro😭

[remote crypt]

I send you back to the womb

[tired crest]

They should be in your box

[clear yoke]

If they aren't immediately in your chest, play one round, they should reappear

[tall dagger]

theya re in your inventory. now marked yellow

[ocean hinge]

ok ty

[oblique plinth]

wait a min

[gilded breach]

Im at work rn

[oblique plinth]

i think im dumb but did they update the ragdoll physics or sum?

[remote crypt]

the spawn of all of my shitposting. 🤣

[tired crest]

Tough times my friend

[celest smelt]

because I just got beat unconcious in a lord tourney and now I have 93kgs mass

[wheat leaf]

turns out the bridge only gives out if its 2+ ppl's weight or a armored knights weight

[remote crypt]

Alright goodnight chat my wife just yelled across the house that I was laughing too loud 🤣

[crude temple]

i love the muscles progression to turn into the type of champion that smacks you down at the beginning lol

[gilded breach]

Getting beat up expends ur stamina so that kinda makes sense in game logic

[tender quest]

bye bye

[oblique plinth]

im too broke to buy the demo✌️

[tired crest]

Why is some of the equipment red/orange?

[white trail]

go get a job

[gilded breach]

Means u got it from the abyss

[fallen glacier]

red means from abyss, orange I think means abyss insured but not sure

[oblique plinth]

im too broke for a job💔

[wild lantern]

Is their a mod where whenever I loss stamina the muscle weight of the character multiplies?

[thorny horizon]

How am I supposed to get forest loot? It's in the thing and I can't get high enough to grab it?

[woeful yarrow]

FUCK THIS GAME MAN

my fucking hammer

clipped into the halberd

[white trail]

LMAO

[oblique plinth]

how am i gonna get a job if i said im too broke to GET a job😭

[woeful yarrow]

and my hand got perma fucked and i'm being bludgeoned to death again

[fallen glacier]

I asked Ivan if it just means they're from abyss and he said "Just that ye, they disappear as well, not as yellow ones" I'm not sure what he means by "they disappear", I guess it could be possible that over time items from the abyss may disappear if not insured? Idk though

[white trail]

this is why i believe children shouldnt be allowed to be on discord

[wheat leaf]

this game never ceases to surprise me, here i am caving in skulls, severing spines, and itching this dudes ribs with a dagger, and his friggin buddy is over here bustin it down freaky style! right in front of his dying gang of miscreants!

[ocean hinge]

does losing stamina build muscle

[floral vale]

yes thats literally how you get it

[oblique plinth]

avg age for a child on discord is 13

[ocean hinge]

thanks

can i grind muscle in training

[floral vale]

yes

[ocean hinge]

ty

[thorny horizon]

How do you get on the cart in the forest? All the loot is on there but I can't get to it.

[fallen glacier]

I agree

[ocean hinge]

when i insure something and i die and take it with new character do i need to insure it again for it to carry to the next character or is it just always insured

[floral vale]

always

[ocean hinge]

ty

[hidden whale]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-staring-instagram-gif-1916558834384561646

[thorny horizon]

Pls help

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-dog-gif-23314407

[wheat leaf]

why are you both on time with that bullshit

[oblique plinth]

imma play the demo

[sand herald]

the hivemind

[oblique plinth]

bye guys✌️

[fallen glacier]

you gotta move the horse beside it, stand on the horse and hoist your leg over the side by kicking. It's hard and not really worth it most of the time

[pliant crest]

Ngl, wish baron set had the feather

[thorny horizon]

Cheers mate

[wheat leaf]

historically speaking its quite rare that a king would ever let a knight have more flashy armor than him, it makes no sense

[fallen glacier]

It's also sometimes possible to grab the items through the cart/chest

[floral vale]

golden armor is already extremely flashy no

[pliant crest]

Idk many knights that even had the feather

the feather was more for decorative armors or really affluent people

[woeful yarrow]

i fought tooth and nail

crippled hands, fucked up legs, concussed

foreign weapons

[sand herald]

Jesus man

[woeful yarrow]

i had my left hand only

[pliant crest]

just win bro

[woeful yarrow]

i beat the halberd guys legs in with some shield from the ground

[fallen glacier]

fresh white trousers

[wheat leaf]

exactly, i figure they just hit the deadline before they could given baron feather too ig

[plucky gulch]

kick head

[thorny horizon]

Welp, the horse just phased through me and crippled my legs.

[north gazelle]

Historically accurate

[pliant crest]

Probably. Either way, the baron set is cool

[wheat leaf]

by the looks of black armor and blued armor they prob even still prioritized making sure barons set was complete

[white trail]

i just got a deja vu

[clear yoke]

one day I can be a black armored knight and get all my limbs bisected just as monty python intended

[thorny horizon]

I think I'm going to stick to slum loot, the Forest loot is bs.

[fallen glacier]

found me a blued vambrace and bevor recently

[robust thicket]

You can fly in pic mode to see if its worth it lol. AXE KICKING Is fun btw. LMAO bro was fightin for his life to climb over

[wheat leaf]

i think the only pieces that are missing from blued set are greaves and breastplate/cuirass

[fallen glacier]

true lol

[north gazelle]

He got some peasant shoes too, imagine being the baron and not having the coolest golden shoes

[hidden whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1432759057571250277/myreaction.gif

[wheat leaf]

no feather, no gold shoes, like whats the dude even doing w his life, waiting for the blacksmith to call him back?

[thorn kite]

what weapon balancing did they do?

[clear yoke]

New horse cart tech thoughts?

[north gazelle]

None

[wheat leaf]

stance switches consume stamina and polearms phase through your body

[thorn kite]

stance switches what???

[woeful yarrow]

won with a flail since my hammer despawned

[tired crest]

If I put a cup on my belt, how do I draw my weapon again and not the cup?

[thorn kite]

what is that

[fallen glacier]

I had over 100 hours of playtime on steam but it went down to like 75

[wheat leaf]

its when you hit x

[thorn kite]

OHH THAT OKAY

[formal chasm]

almost like thats...historically accurate

[wheat leaf]

not allat major, just for the ppl that do flippy flashy stuff lol

[tribal isle]

arming sword my beloved

[thorn kite]

ah okay so no more silly tricks i guess?

[clear yoke]

sounds like steam tbh, shit will say I have 110 hours on library and then I go to post a review for like noita and I have 0.2 hours suddenly lmao

[formal chasm]

i hope they make it easier to get up after falling

[wheat leaf]

nah you still can you just gotta be more careful w them

[formal chasm]

because right now even the weakest hits stun you

[thorn kite]

oh alright

[wheat leaf]

cant spam stance switch

[thorn kite]

if your wearing armour it makes sense for it to be slow

[tender quest]

it makes me sad that they call this game half sword

[tired crest]

polearms are literally better.

[fallen glacier]

true, and it parallels real life since that's pretty much the way it actually happened. Swords phased out as plate armor became more available, then plate armor phased out once guns became more available

[thorn kite]

was that a thing people did?

[formal chasm]

nice pfp bro

....

[thorn kite]

thank you why does everyone tell me this

[vague mulch]

suboptimal

[wheat leaf]

i dunno really, i just know it stops me from doing my spinny poleaxe stuff so im mad

[thorn kite]

what am i missing

can someone tell me

[thorn kite]

sad

[formal chasm]

you're most definitely autistic

[tender quest]

either they mean it or its sarcasm

[tired crest]

If I put a cup on my belt, how do I draw my weapon again and not the cup?

[thorn kite]

how??

[tropic lynx]

So do you have to deliberately swing slow with heavy two handed weapons?

Cause every time I try to swing fast or even slightly fast my wrists twist and the physics wonk up

[tribal isle]

turns out the commoners are NOT made of cake

[fallen glacier]

press R and click it

[clear yoke]

probably hold r and pick

[thorn kite]

oh i just assumed there was some lore or somthin i was missing

cause they all do the dots after

[tender quest]

you can usually tell by the dots underneath that its sarcasm

dead giveaway

[wheat leaf]

so long as the game stays like this cool combo's like these will never exist comfortably again

[thorn kite]

why are we making fun of mine but not clitstomper lmao

[tired crest]

Ah yes. That thing I've never used before. Thank you guys

[thorn kite]

no offense but these double standards are crazy

[tender quest]

that irl willie

[wild lantern]

Is their a mod where whenever I loss stamina the muscle weight of the character multiplies after the stamina lost?

[tropic lynx]

How you not break your wrists?

[oblique plinth]

is the game as bad as it was on launch btw?

[formal chasm]

right...

[thorn kite]

oh i didnt see that

[white trail]

why dont you get a job and buy it to find out

[thorn kite]

know that i mean

[wheat leaf]

this was like 2-4 hotfixes ago before the devs were actively working against their playerbase

[thorn kite]

im matching with my girlfriend bro dont hate

[tender quest]

still hung up on their lack of job i see

[formal chasm]

you can still play in the lower tiers

[tribal isle]

are they making fun of your pfp

[thorn kite]

yes

[oblique plinth]

im just wanting to know

jesus

[rocky jay]

UH OH

[tender quest]

who tf is they?

[white trail]

what the fuck

[formal chasm]

because he's cool. just look at that guy. thats a cool guy

[white trail]

the williecaust

[tired crest]

Oh, well that's a different question

[clear yoke]

Bro stop blending willies

[thorn kite]

if u say so man