halfsword-chat-⚔

[opal ore]

yeah im quitting

😭

its so boring levelling up

[wide nimbus]

man get the fuck out my way
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m4ko9gKcfasryhc5B?invite=cr-MSxHZWwsNDIyODc0MTEz

[covert crag]

That's a good shot, looks like one of the peasants got away and is hiding from the chaos

[tranquil lantern]

I mean the single player is short, its not the hardest thing to do fr

[opal ore]

i just wanna fight the boss man

its not hard

[astral cypress]

How much better is the combat feeling with the physics changes? I haven’t tried it yet

[tranquil lantern]

get to work

[opal ore]

the problem is its easy

[tall dagger]

yeh

[magic schooner]

Does anyone feel that the battles should be bigger or is 5 the limit currently

[opal ore]

i have absolutely no problems after reaching soldier rank

[slow iris]

long polearms are way better

[opal ore]

at first i was enjoying trampling little boys

[wheat leaf]

this hotfix was supposed to help fix weapon self-clipping, like it phasing through your body instead of swinging. has anyone else found its actively worse now?

[opal ore]

but now its not fun

[astral cypress]

Theyre my main weapon so that’s great to hear

[opal ore]

why cant i get 10 guys stabbing me at onc

once

[slow iris]

the important thing to do is to live out your power fantasy and murder and mutilate peasants

maybe take up leg breaking it's good fun

[opal ore]

i did that

[tranquil lantern]

computer go boom

[opal ore]

i guess im

im afraid

😢

[wide nimbus]

I see what's happening here

[summer cloud]

Bro tried to rush me

[wide nimbus]

the Baron is too scared to fight me, so he's sending his expensive little mercenaries to stall

[cedar lion]

does anyone else think the blood just feels worse than it was in the demo?

[opal ore]

i mean

[tranquil lantern]

Ive seen it float in the air like its 0 gs

[opal ore]

in some ways

[slow iris]

poop spelt backwards is poop

[opal ore]

but the games in EA

its meant to be buggy

its gonna be fixed

[cedar lion]

no way

[opal ore]

so i think a fair comparison would be after full release

[tranquil lantern]

oh I thought they meant post update, they changed it a lil

[tall dagger]

PICKAXE ALWAYS PREVAILS!

[cedar lion]

its the color for me

[tranquil lantern]

they made it so gravity has less of an effect on it

[astral cypress]

Some aspects, but the additions are nice

[cedar lion]

it looks cartoony

[opal ore]

i mena

id like more gore

guts

[astral cypress]

The blood dries

[opal ore]

mroe dismemberment

skulls exploding

heads actually haivng holes

obviously would take alot of work

but i mena

[tall dagger]

the way your weapon jsut phases through your legs... lol

[opal ore]

itd be nice

[astral cypress]

Think that’ll happen after blood is mostly done

[restive barn]

Ja

[opal ore]

@tranquil lantern not liek alot of dismemberment

ive ntoiced after alot of swings from a sharp weapon

the neck just looks grazed

[tranquil lantern]

realistic dismemberment

[opal ore]

yea

[summer cloud]

Glorious, right?

[opal ore]

ive seen videos

of people getting their heads chopped off

it takes several swings so yeah

several swings

[cedar lion]

I also feel like my hits aren't satisfying

[tranquil lantern]

uh yeah fr

[cedar lion]

how edgy

[opal ore]

but not cartoonishly dismemberment(y)

[opal ore]

this was before

im a changed man

before i saw

something really bad

that just made me question why i was watching those vids

[tall dagger]

if spent so much of my time ever since the playtest trying to spin kick a blade into somebody...

[opal ore]

i couldnt stop thinking about it for days

[cedar lion]

idk in my opinion the demo felt way better

and a lot more polished

[opal ore]

speaking about the demo

[tranquil lantern]

the chain shirts though

[opal ore]

let me go play it for funsies

[cedar lion]

true

but

[summer cloud]

Guys the demo was ass in comparison

[opal ore]

sakib

[tranquil lantern]

how you want me to fight a "knight" that aint even fully protected

[opal ore]

skibi

oioioi

skibid toilet knaki

[cedar lion]

I loved the demo

[tranquil lantern]

not ass, but the ea is better for me at least

[opal ore]

i still play it

alot for like

duels

[summer cloud]

You can play all the demo had to offer in the sparring mode

[opal ore]

and funsies

[tall dagger]

my pride and joy 😩

[tranquil lantern]

ai seems a lil smarter in the demo ngl

[opal ore]

yea

[subtle totem]

weapon physics are worse is all

[summer cloud]

old game

[cedar lion]

See all would be fine if free play wasn't a joke

[wheat leaf]

Maeeeen this hotfix done messed with how all my poleaxes handle now i gotta remake all 17 of them

[toxic wedge]

We need an enhancer mod for the EA just to control the graphics

[cedar lion]

also true

[covert crag]

Are you guys doing the lord tourney with mercenaries or just raw doggin it?

[summer cloud]

objectively wrong

[cedar lion]

the physics are off

[tall dagger]

playtest. demo stripped this move away from me. 💔

[cedar lion]

bro

[tall dagger]

100% false

[gusty pulsar]

raw dog it

[toxic wedge]

I raw dogged it till the barren

[tranquil lantern]

depends on how Im feeling, solo is so cool but the buhurt makes it feel immersive

[restive barn]

@supple ember its malay

[devout egret]

They should add more kicks

[restive barn]

malaysia

[devout egret]

Teep, Roundhouse, Calf kick, etc.

[restive barn]

HUH

[mighty lichen]

Fighting like siblings in Half Sword.

[subtle totem]

how, the polearms will break my wrists no matter what

[cedar lion]

my main problem is free play

free play is a joke

[toxic wedge]

Yea they could do more for free play

[cedar lion]

And stabbing is weird now

[summer cloud]

skill issue

[covert crag]

It would be cool if free play had an adjustable strength slider for your willie cuz you're puny willie and he cant swing a poleaxe for shit

[tall dagger]

how bout a hand plant round house?

[opal ore]

i love to go in the demo, do gruesome and get a axe in peasant class and just start swimming

but i hate when i go for the body it just spltis in half

[toxic wedge]

Free play with your progression character

[subtle totem]

i dont know why it becomes an argument when there is criticism with the game, these are all things that will hopefully be fixed anyway

[tall dagger]

i mean there kinda is one...

[opal ore]

like yeah i want alot of dismemberment but not like that cartoony

[devout egret]

Cartwheel kick?

[summer cloud]

idk what u mean. get clipped on

[tall dagger]

wasnt really a cartwheel. was closer to a hand plant

[wheat leaf]

rondel seems to behave a bit nicer now

[toxic wedge]

[cedar lion]

how do you do backwards knife hold

[wheat leaf]

so you press alt to enter thrust stance, then F4 to activate reverse grip

works for polearms too fun fact

[cedar lion]

ohhhh gotcha

[tall dagger]

you've spilt blood on your nice white robes 🙁

[cedar lion]

🗿

[tall dagger]

"why does my game keep closing?"

[cedar lion]

im a chud

[graceful rapids]

Wow

[tall dagger]

rondel dagger found in cellar or sometimes on enemies

[cedar lion]

im a fat fucking chud

[wheat leaf]

still got it 👨‍🦳

[graceful rapids]

What's a chud

[covert crag]

Nah unless I'm missing something

[summer cloud]

@tall dagger How do you feel about this swing? I call it the nutcracker

[toxic wedge]

Does anyone else just use controller or just me

[hardy urchin]

🫦

[tall dagger]

modifying your save file with freeplay character adjustments

[subtle totem]

just accept that the game isnt perfect and that there is criticism

[autumn stone]

i'm a gooba

[covert crag]

Well that's just not impleneted is it

[tall dagger]

nah hes right. get clipped on. game 2 ez.

[summer cloud]

Yeah, I'm just messing with you. I disagree but I understand we have different points of view

[thorn scarab]

how do i block and parry attacks

[hollow trellis]

i finally locked in and in about 4 hours i went from commoner to knight

[tall dagger]

no but it is incredibly simple.

[covert crag]

Cool

[wide nimbus]

punched bro one time and it was over

[summer cloud]

nvm, what hamster said

[graceful rapids]

When are they gonna make half sword 2

[subtle totem]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-explode-dog-fire-dog-dog-fire-dog-explode-fire-gif-856717762916149374

[tall dagger]

Half Sword: Alyx for VR

[toxic wedge]

Barrel is hardest enemy

[summer cloud]

After Life-Sword: Global fortress 2

[graceful rapids]

Half sword: Willie's bent Willie and his twins

[brave axle]

Any tips on how to start the game and any choices I shouldn’t make and should make in early game

[celest sedge]

just the craziest fucking clip of all time🔥

[restive barn]

you're able to clone any willie (including yourself) and make it your merc

[summer cloud]

Don't pick Blond Blazer

[tall dagger]

pack mule and burn stamina as much as you can

work out your legs and upper body

[graceful rapids]

The lag is strong with this one

[toxic wedge]

Bro that fps is god tier

[graceful rapids]

Tbh they made the game worse for me in this hotfix

The performance is worse now for me

[toxic wedge]

😆

[brave axle]

Thank you very much

[tall dagger]

me when bees

[autumn stone]

damn
so much poleaxemaxxers

[cedar lion]

the half sword experience atp

[sudden lava]

poleaxe is just better

[graceful rapids]

Is poleaxe really that good? I use the great axe

[celest sedge]

oh lord lemme go throw a bee hive into a riot and see what happens

[tall dagger]

kinda becomes the only useable weapon when you hit higher tiers...

[summer cloud]

Pollaxe S tier

[autumn stone]

ofc
i use it since first EA run to now

[sudden lava]

i think its really good but most people cant use it right because they just flail around

[autumn stone]

yup!

[summer cloud]

Nonsense!

[sudden lava]

it wont load for me

[remote crypt]

jank fu

[graceful rapids]

You're using alt right?

[wide nimbus]

yall dont understand how strong my kicks are

[sudden lava]

my internet is so shit

[summer cloud]

Never

[summer cloud]

It's too powerful for you

[wheat leaf]

shwing

[autumn stone]

nah, poleaxe needs respect and precision

[remote crypt]

Alt produces little jiggles. He isn't tapping alt

[graceful rapids]

Then you're just swapping hands?

[graceful rapids]

Just swapping hands then?

[summer cloud]

Constantly

[graceful rapids]

Using x

[remote crypt]

Yeah thats the only way to swap strike sides effectively with a polearm.

[autumn stone]

i thought i'm good with poleaxe
but now i'm scared

[neat cave]

same here (didn't mean the pic, but okay lol)

[hardy urchin]

skill issue

just swing better

[summer cloud]

Breddy good

[sudden lava]

geezmo how many hours do you have

[remote crypt]

Clarify that for the man

between playtest/demo/ea

or just ea

[tall dagger]

look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power...

[sudden lava]

in total

[summer cloud]

Yall need to learn the power of Jank

[sudden lava]

across everything

[remote crypt]

@summer cloud hours across playtest/demo/ea - go

[summer cloud]

idk like 200-300

[wheat leaf]

that was just flashy stuff not much skill required lol

[remote crypt]

nice.

I have you by ~1100

[tall dagger]

also..

[sudden lava]

haha

[wide nimbus]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m4kOBWdO34CbZIK82?invite=cr-MSxubFYsNDIyODc0MTEz

[sudden lava]

i wish i had enough time to play that much fr

[summer cloud]

Rookie numbahs

[wide nimbus]

damn

[remote crypt]

it runs well in the background so when I play other less mind intensive games I play half sword in tandem.

Until EA I rarely played with my full attention on the game.

Cuz I cant run EA and some of my main games 🤣

its too fucking fat

[hardy urchin]

oh you spoiled bastard

[summer cloud]

Yo did you see my magnum opus?

[tall dagger]

that was so fucking hot

[calm meteor]

Oh I’m level two now

[remote crypt]

have you seen mine? Also nice

[calm meteor]

Also why does this happen

[summer cloud]

What is this audio 😭

[tall dagger]

2 days ago compared to now

[remote crypt]

amazing isnt it?

[rustic pollen]

Lads, what's the most brutal way you have killed the uhh, whatever the name of the opponent Willie Is fighting, idk.

[brazen stirrup]

its the best weapon class in the game

[remote crypt]

Ive been giggling over that for the past 24 hours @summer cloud

it gave me a migraine

this one too.

[summer cloud]

You really upped your game with that twirl

[calm meteor]

All my homies hate hotfix 4

[summer cloud]

Those aren't mountains

[tall dagger]

all that calculating and my opponents just do it to themselves...

[graceful rapids]

Guys I found a bug with the poleaxe

[remote crypt]

🤣

[remote crypt]

we got em

[graceful rapids]

If u hold rmb and click x it disappears

[summer cloud]

Sounds like a weird thing with your game. Normal behavior is your right hand just lets go

[tall dagger]

but tbf...

[calm meteor]

Why does his ass show when I’m in the pause menu

[wheat leaf]

kinda a funky move idk how it happened

[wide nimbus]

bonked bros helmet off so i could drive my beak into his skull

[summer cloud]

Have yall ever exploded someones head before?

[calm meteor]

What is reflex

[tall dagger]

youch

[wheat leaf]

its like when the doctor taps your knee and you wiggle a lil

yknow what im sayin

[calm meteor]

Ohhhh

[wheat leaf]

[calm meteor]

Makes cents 🪙

[tall dagger]

yah

[summer cloud]

Oh yeezus

[wheat leaf]

i might have to invest in longer polearms they seem waaay smoother now

or maybe your just goated w them i cant tell

[remote crypt]

yes

[tall dagger]

nah they make YOU goated

[wheat leaf]

lemme show my stubby poleaxe its kinda sick

[summer cloud]

This patch buffed the ole pole kinda a lot

[gleaming swift]

They are, they have actual weight now making them actually good at hitting

[rigid cairn]

half

[gleaming swift]

As opposed to demo where it felt like a pool noodle

[tall dagger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mic-arts-mjolnir-thors-hammer-WWfD8q9ThWoVO

[deep shale]

sword

[summer cloud]

Nah the speed cap that they added was wack. Light pollaxe is goated

[mighty lichen]

I could watch and be entertained by this drunk bastard all night

[remote crypt]

what is your fps good sir

[vital dagger]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1469596593673211976
W Suggestion?

[mighty lichen]

He wont stop hitting himself with the mace I gave him

[remote crypt]

nice

[blissful flower]

why cant i wear cuisses ?

[remote crypt]

yes but for after optimization.

[proper palm]

DUDE MY WILLIE IS GONNA FUCKING CLEAR

[remote crypt]

Full optimization

[wheat leaf]

this is ma shorty poleaxe hammer thing, more like a pickaxe idek what youd call it
sucks for direct swing damage but its unmatched at grappling

[vital dagger]

ofcofc

[mighty lichen]

@mighty nexus

[calm meteor]

I think that Joseph Stalin took part in making hotfix 4

[calm meteor]

Happy willie

[blissful flower]

what pants do i need for cuisses ? i cant seem to find the right ones

[tawdry vale]

Did this most recent update add RED Tabards?

[vital dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1469584731656949790/FXPMLIN.gif

[celest sedge]

i did the same thing

[summer cloud]

Why because this patch is DA GOAT?

[calm meteor]

No

[gleaming swift]

Blahblah, polearms are better than before, especially the heavy ones

[tawdry vale]

You need the Arming Doublet for that

[summer cloud]

L take + didnt ask

[deep shale]

dont ever pay for anything

[calm meteor]

It made my game laggier and there’s a weird bug where blades just clip through npcs

[mighty lichen]

THE DRUNK BASTARD GRABBED MY ASS

[calm meteor]

Also didn’t you just call stalin based

[tall dagger]

The horrifying screams of allergic Willies

[vital dagger]

Take a sniff.

[tall dagger]

What happens when a bee stings your Willie?

[celest sedge]

it get big ):

[gleaming swift]

What is this fucking found footage

[tawdry vale]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-kylo-ren-ben-solo-ben-swolo-adam-driver-gif-18172410183960697461

[blissful flower]

weird i guess i should have known that

[summer cloud]

Your own weapons don't hit you anymore, that goes for your opponents as well. Can't use their weapons against them.

[summer cloud]

What did I say

[tawdry vale]

Not my first guess either, considering how it’s leg armor

[remote crypt]

Genuinely my three big things I want rn.

• Wrist better
• Old Willie
• Optimization.

[celest sedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944399983388557404/1467784762218250365/aj07oz.gif

[remote crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/774496954398801930/1361177741650825376/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_2.gif

[celest sedge]

??? whats wrong with it

[calm meteor]

Please

[vital dagger]

Not gore right, but yeah same

[rigid cairn]

this gave it away

L

[remote crypt]

Those 3 things are paramount to me. Gore is kinda just 'oh cool'

[remote crypt]

You still looked

[calm meteor]

Yeah

[summer cloud]

What about it

[rigid cairn]

how am i supposed to not

[calm meteor]

The gore is already good enough

[rigid cairn]

ohio rage

w speed

[remote crypt]

love u. Thanks for the L I will cherish it.

Man I want a reddit post so bad

[gleaming swift]

Its funny as shit

[remote crypt]

just like the mods got for joking

[fallen glacier]

yea that was wild

[vital dagger]

This is willie now

[sudden lava]

does your game run like this

[wheat leaf]

turns out near-minimum length poleaxes are kinda broken

[remote crypt]

I welcome the death threats. I will laminate them.

[mighty lichen]

Fly

[sudden lava]

🪰

[calm meteor]

He was a bigoted dictator that killed millions of people

[remote crypt]

theyre so fun

[calm meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

[onyx moon]

aint no way they added john cena to half sword

[deep shale]

nobody asked me but here's what i want:

• better ALT mode for one-handers
• zombies outside the abyss
• narrow pit
• FPS

[summer cloud]

Anyone else find Willies abs and boobs look quite disappointingly twinkish at max strength?

[onyx moon]

crazy update

[gritty ridge]

Can i like modify the muscle system

[celest sedge]

Why is everyone making fun of my game preformance😭

[wheat leaf]

you kinda gotta use it more like how a poleaxe typically should be, as a spear first then a axe

[sudden lava]

im not i just wanna know if you play like that

[remote crypt]

That's fair. Deffo could see Zombies, Alt & FPS being close 4, 5, 6 if I listed more.

[summer cloud]

Yeah but he was handsome af

[deep shale]

more errands

[fallen glacier]

true lol

[remote crypt]

Stalin had a goated moustache

[summer cloud]

fax

[fallen glacier]

same. It was truly insane how people were acting on launch

[deep shale]

narrow pit is so goated i cant believe its not in EA

[restive barn]

hey im the gun mod guy

one of them atleast

uhh

gun coming soon bcz my pc is not complying

[remote crypt]

agreed

[fallen glacier]

also another UFO in Alley

[gleaming swift]

this is no longer a conspiracy theory

[fallen glacier]

looks to be the same model as the one in Slums

[gleaming swift]

these devs are fucking with us

[deep shale]

i can tell this is the patron errand because i hear double music

[fallen glacier]

Yeah lol! It always seems to happen. Someone else mentioned it too

[calm meteor]

If a druggie Mario is your type

[deep shale]

they should make it so that when you kill the patron, there's consequences

secret boss

[restive barn]

WHY

WHATS THE POINT

[summer cloud]

Bruh why you so up in arms about Stalin

[fallen glacier]

Aliens are canon to Half Sword lore now

[calm meteor]

He’s not cool

[summer cloud]

Aight

[restive barn]

anyway the baron is named Frank

[vital dagger]

Look how strong willie is.

[deep shale]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-guy-thats-crazy-woozy-crazy-scientist-gif-8609893263374809391

[fallen glacier]

based on the face he uses?

[calm meteor]

He also made hotfix 4

[summer cloud]

So he's cool

[summer cloud]

Gotcha

[restive barn]

nope

he's just named frank

[calm meteor]

Nope

[solar dune]

Is it just me or pole weapons became more prone to be tangled in the latest update that supposed to mitigate that?

[sudden lava]

willie is so old now

[remote crypt]

Willie is an alien fungus confirmed

[calm meteor]

How is hotfix 4 good

[fallen glacier]

yea he's been through a lot

[summer cloud]

It just is bud

[sudden lava]

poor guy 🥲

[fallen glacier]

Oh nice

[calm meteor]

Great explanation

[summer cloud]

Oh, thanks! 🙂

[remote crypt]

Willie genuinely has the lester hairline

[fallen glacier]

What file did you find this in?

[limpid pilot]

Seems the same to how it was at launch to me

[onyx moon]

oh hey look i can do that too

[restive barn]

i just went into the final round of the lord tourney and extract the uesave game progress file

[hardy urchin]

meow

[calm meteor]

Yeah

[vital dagger]

hell yeah

[calm meteor]

How do you edit your character properties to make yourself really fucking heavy

[wide nimbus]

wtf is he staring at

[mighty lichen]

Willie looks like he's been going through chemotherapy

[sudden lava]

hes pissing give him a minute

[rough torrent]

I hate how its not over when you down the baron mann

[vital dagger]

broken ribs

[rough torrent]

his two goons just violated me after he bled out

[remote crypt]

Batman

[vital dagger]

Broken jaw

[calm meteor]

LeBron James made hotfix 3, Hitler made hotfix 4.

[hardy urchin]

press g when he's down, it taunts him and basically asks for his surrender

[remote crypt]

anyone notice taunting now takes stamina?

I lose stam when I taunt

more noticeable in full armor

[calm meteor]

How tf do you taunt

[remote crypt]

G

[hardy urchin]

that or hold his helmet while he's down and take it off him

[remote crypt]

it sbeen a thing since demo

[vital dagger]

Broken dignity.

[hardy urchin]

fucker i JUST SAID IT

[remote crypt]

old demo

not new demo

its been a thing since OLD demo

[calm meteor]

I didn’t read it you chud

[vital dagger]

Chud is crazy 😂

[remote crypt]

my fucking phone notification for the last year and a half has been "Ragamuffin" 🗣️

[calm meteor]

I had something blocking the message

[rapid pond]

Welp, thats canon now

[remote crypt]

hi linus

[summer cloud]

Chill bro why you being such a Joseph Stalin?

[calm meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-luigi-hello-gif-18753590

[tawdry vale]

Did the last update add red tabards to the game?

[calm meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1469584731656949790/FXPMLIN.gif

[hardy urchin]

alright i won't have you castrated

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215092788086050876/1238992364522049578/attachment-9.gif

[calm meteor]

Kirk

[wide nimbus]

maaaaan can they do something about the hand's weapon detection
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m4loxCaHbM2uKvafL?invite=cr-MSxkNnYsNDIyODc0MTEz

[vital dagger]

yay my gif has spreaded

[remote crypt]

hey hey simmer down. Head equip not neck equip.

[sudden lava]

i will never understand falling for ragebait on discord

[remote crypt]

Yeah its kinda

ehh

[calm meteor]

Fr

[remote crypt]

discord ragebait is bottom tier

[summer cloud]

HOLY SHIT bro someone edit this PLEASE

[hardy urchin]

depends

ragebait just means being an asshole for most

[calm meteor]

what

[summer cloud]

Bro did not think that through

[hardy urchin]

sometimes its good banter

[sudden lava]

capitalize your letters

[hardy urchin]

no u

[sudden lava]

ion want to :(

[calm meteor]

What

[vital dagger]

whats that

[remote crypt]

taunt. Losing stamina.

[rough torrent]

oml finally did it ty lmao

[remote crypt]

I never lost stamina before the new update when I spammed G. In full armour, I now do.

[rough torrent]

whats photo mode again I wanna strangle this fucker 😭

[celest sedge]

insulting people takes energy it weighs on your soul\

[hardy urchin]

c for camera

[remote crypt]

fuck those ragamuffins

let me spam g

[calm meteor]

Free balling at school in my 99.99% 4XL polyester gorilla tag short shorts

[hardy urchin]

👉 👈

[calm meteor]

What the fuck is this

[vital dagger]

Ragamuffins

[celest smelt]

I wish you could customize the barons beak and put a hook on the bottom

[calm meteor]

Big belly inflation mpreg

[woven crest]

Not the forest champion falling on the way to me and giving up

[hardy urchin]

mods pin this

[calm meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speedy-ohio-ohio-shock-ishowspeed-ohio-shock-gif-15690171232340146577

[celest smelt]

mods, send his family his search history

[remote crypt]

[woven crest]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-ltg-mods-low-tier-god-citizenship-gif-17696204686494766899

Still not old enough for gifs

ill get there one day dad

[celest smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-laugh-embed-fail-embedded-fail-jojo-gif-22982244

[vital dagger]

BAHAHAH

[tawdry vale]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gus-fring-breaking-bad-gustavo-embed-fail-gif-21161041

[calm meteor]

Pibby bluey Ohio

Bowser fart

Peppino

https://tenor.com/view/pibby-bluey-ohio-bowser-fart-pepino-gif-15476894054843795767

[celest sedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004783577742975118/1258631572542722129/attachment.gif

[calm meteor]

Rolox

[rough torrent]

oml I forgot to take his armour off.

im uninstalling

[woven crest]

Life is Roblox!

• DJ caled

[calm meteor]

Caled

[woven crest]

Deejay Cald

Thats his full name

[celest sedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185589058177609809/1311280368372027412/IMG_4339.gif

[calm meteor]

deeijeigh caughlead

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/jar-jar-smile-gungan-smile-galactic-contention-gungan-jar-jar-gif-27345238

https://tenor.com/view/mods-are-asleep-fish-post-fish-mods-are-asleep-post-fish-gif-8826638656629766392

[calm meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-among-us-sus-sussy-baka-gif-25187184

[remote crypt]

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?

[wide nimbus]

tomorrow, i shall do the final one or two baron kills

[shell forge]

I think this was my cruelest fight yet

[onyx moon]

by gawd

[calm meteor]

This photo looks like if Ricky gervais and markiplier had a child

[remote crypt]

I'd say this is still my most disrespectful clip

[onyx moon]

HOW

[calm meteor]

How do you change your player stats?

[pallid token]

how tf do i get the armor off of him?

[remote crypt]

or maybe my obsession with hats.

[onyx moon]

vro

you gotta beat him 10 times

[celest smelt]

you cant, you get one piece of baron gear each time you beat him

[fickle shard]

From my understanding, you pick him then hold either e or q right?

[calm meteor]

No

[hardy urchin]

looks like a baratheon

[calm meteor]

Oh no

[pallid token]

yeah hwo do i get my one piece?

[calm meteor]

I was not watching furry porn guys okay I have to make that clear

[pallid token]

is it automatically given to me when i hold g?

[celest smelt]

you get it instead of going up in rank

[pallid token]

oh ok

thanks

[fickle shard]

Is there a way to climb up the cart in the forest?

[whole marsh]

will they add female option

[summer cloud]

What was the something blocking the message?

[calm meteor]

I only do on sundays

[vital dagger]

Easy tourney

[celest smelt]

yeah I spent a while trying to strip him

[calm meteor]

Linus tech tips redragon setup video

[hardy urchin]

god no

[celest smelt]

fr I wanna girlboss so bad

[hardy urchin]

yes but the video clips people would make

[mighty lichen]

Interesting mouse trail you got there.

[whole marsh]

call her wilma

[calm meteor]

I want them to make it so you can strip willie naked and through him into the pond in slums

[shell forge]

Still a p quick death. Myself, the fun is keeping your opponent alive to stick as many things to him without him dying

[mighty lichen]

@mighty nexus

[whole marsh]

1. make the feminine character variant only available for player
2. add appropriate body wrappings

[ember silo]

they're all dead.

[remote crypt]

I like making them perish

[remote crypt]

No. No. I do not want to have female knights in my game. I want Willie.

[ember silo]

i cut willie's throat off but his head was still attached to his body.

[remote crypt]

I like it

[whole marsh]

Wilma

[rancid jolt]

did the dev add intestine ??

[calm meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-phonk-gif-14425275783042427722

No female willie option because no didy foids

[hardy urchin]

so only one woman can fight? pretty sexist

[whole marsh]

ribcage

[fallen glacier]

that's ribs

[ember silo]

*an foid

[mighty lichen]

It's very neat.

[remote crypt]

been there since old demo.

[hardy urchin]

either just men so no body feels too bad about them getting hurt or equal rights and lefts

[remote crypt]

I need to start using it again.

[whole marsh]

wel i dunno about the npcs you fight but you're like a peasant whos trying to work their way through a gauntlet

[hardy urchin]

no just player

[rancid jolt]

you sure ? i didn't see one in the demo

[ember silo]

i cut Willies limbs off and held them in front of his face

[remote crypt]

They've iirc always had anatomy because old demo, before playtest implemented gore, had gore.

[ember silo]

taunting him

[rancid jolt]

my bad then

[whole marsh]

what if your opponent is piccolo

[remote crypt]

no worries man

[rancid jolt]

but its still cool tho

[celest smelt]

[calm meteor]

You only say that when you’re gonna say “a foid”

[remote crypt]

ye I like it

[ember silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/974378018367762442/1466595293322805421/togif.gif

fuck

no gif perms

not even image perms damn

[ember silo]

i feel like Willie

and i feel quite hungry

[calm meteor]

Being a level higher than level one is like being the black haired kid in the Boy With Striped Pajamas

[hardy urchin]

thats not willie that's henry-

[ember silo]

???? 😭

[calm meteor]

I don’t fucking know anymore

[ember silo]

i mentioned both of them

[summer cloud]

Well, well, well. What have we here?

[calm meteor]

I thought that was gonna say ping ping ping ping ping pingas

[calm meteor]

Drug addicted Mario has come back to haunt me

[hardy urchin]

oh god-

[ember silo]

why is there a random picture of stalin

[calm meteor]

You don’t know

[ember silo]

true gori evil dude

[summer cloud]

I don't know, ask @calm meteor

[hardy urchin]

why is stalin drug addicted mario

[calm meteor]

Looks like him

[ember silo]

if he was born in Tbilisi he wouldnt be like that

Gori changes people bro ✌️

this may be a hot take but playing half sword > decapitation

[restive barn]

gun mod today i think

[summer cloud]

I don't want to get all political but I enjoy

[restive barn]

itll be more like a public demo tho

[swift hatch]

is the game still badly optimized? ( i know it was just released but i want to know if its fixed b4 the sale ends)

[ember silo]

larp larp larp

[swift hatch]

...what?

[calm meteor]

I still think this is the best video I’ve ever made

[flint rose]

Am I doing something wrong?? My willie isn’t getting any stronger and I’m at man at arms

[restive barn]

🤔🤔pondering🤔🤔🤔what⁉️

[calm meteor]

Pregnant man on fire

Oh no!

[swift hatch]

game or demo?

[flint rose]

Full game

[ember silo]

yo they talk about one piece there

[calm meteor]

How are your graphics that good?

What are your specs?

[flint rose]

I’ve been playing an hour or two and no changes to my willies girth 😔

[mental basin]

u can actually play that mode

[calm meteor]

I play the Willie game and waited for it to grow too

[covert crag]

I just spam swing my weapon after every win and my willie was thick as fuck pretty quick

[remote crypt]

4070 i91400kf 64gbddr5

[remote crypt]

yes

[calm meteor]

I’m fighting heavily crippled make a wish zombie boy

[remote crypt]

my favorite shitpost was made on slums

[wheat marsh]

who or where to report a game bug ?
I want the game to become better

[remote crypt]

I love the ledges

[remote crypt]

#1465774955009540257

[true quiver]

You can go to #1465774955009540257

[calm meteor]

The game

[tame pier]

whens full sword coming out guys

[calm meteor]

June 7th in about 41 years

[tame pier]

awh man

[remote crypt]

Itll come out before star citizen 1.0

[sudden lava]

it didnt spawn the champion for me bro

[proper palm]

my willie has gotten so strong i might cry

[simple relic]

the half sword devs should add a feature to where you can have your own land. like a feif or like the lord's hall

[calm meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ohio-speed-ohio-baffled-gif-17947248326914828372

[remote crypt]

he will fall all the same

[spring hemlock]

is the game pvp?

[tame pier]

pve

[calm meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[sudden lava]

but then what

[tawny marlin]

Has anyone found out if theres a genuine choking mechanic that results in death or is it just a audio that plays when the npc gets damage there

[remote crypt]

the arrow is pointing at you

[celest smelt]

I wish you could have two barons beaks so I can sell the other one when I kill the baron

[proper palm]

he's survived 3 classes, he will fall with grace.

[simple relic]

you could make certant areas like where merchants go and stuff

and get money

[calm meteor]

Maybe… I am the didy chud…

[sudden lava]

i feel like thats far from the focus of the game though!

[simple relic]

true

[languid cipher]

god damn it

[woven crest]

#photography📷 message
Babe what are we?

[tame pier]

6 dollars for me on epic games

epic games on top

[sudden lava]

is the casted mace goated

i've never used one

[shrewd moon]

how do i bring the quiver home tiwce now ive had it on my person but when i return it is gone, i am wearing full armor is that why >

[calm meteor]

Hotfix 4, more like Hitler

[tame pier]

what

[remote crypt]

he cant survive this

[calm meteor]

Tung tung themed Rolex

[celest smelt]

unskippable 11 minute long execution cutscene everytime you get the baron to surrender when

[calm meteor]

Cliffhanger

[ocean flame]

there is

but it doesnt kill them

[ocean flame]

if u choke them long enough they give up

[shrewd moon]

i want them to die when u chroke them

[tame pier]

well you cant

[boreal dirge]

does taunting make enemies more aggressive

[shrewd moon]

yea but u can also make them submit

[tawny marlin]

figured after i choked one willy for like 2 minutes and he was still alive

[ocean flame]

should have done that for half a minute more to guarantee

[tame pier]

i just watched a video about half sword early access lol

[ocean flame]

if u want to know if u killed them then hold g for like for half a sec

[onyx moon]

should i try lifting the beggar champion

the dude built like a wall

[ocean flame]

if ur willie says something then try harder

[proper palm]

THEY KILLED BATHOMY

[boreal dirge]

yes

[tawny marlin]

well his body didnt go limb

[twilit frost]

Imagine if there was some fantasy tower aspect like crazy monsters almost like sao but in medieval times

[proper palm]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-face-crying-ohio-state-buckeyes-sad-fan-crying-baby-gif-19920933

[tawny marlin]

Isnt there a game on the stem page with fantasy monster but its made from real medieval legends

[ocean flame]

u cant do damage to a willie like when u slam him into a pillar it doesnt do anything

u have to grapple and slam them

[onyx moon]

guhrahhh

[remote crypt]

yes

[gusty pulsar]

guys i found this cool game called half sword

[ocean flame]

after that u whatever u slam him into he would take damage

if u let go u have to do it again

[gusty pulsar]

its a medieval physics fighting game

[tawny marlin]

I still wish for a mechanic that when you are strong enough and get 2 hands on the head you can break the neck

[ocean flame]

use the cauldron to kill him

[remote crypt]

the hype I loved it

[ocean flame]

slam him

into

the cauldron

[open kindle]

Keybinds still reverting to old ones after game restart

[celest sedge]

They should make it so your enemys blood can get on your armor, and stays throught out each round unless you clean it in the tavern

[open kindle]

Thisss

[twilit frost]

Honestly not sure ill have to look into that.

[calm meteor]

How do you get a lot of muscle in the game

[ocean flame]

in the demo blood gets on ur shoes

[onyx moon]

i kinda fell halfway through dragging him to the cauldron

[remote crypt]

We had kinda that. But it refreshed every round in demo.

It'd be nice to have to pay for a bath

[calm meteor]

the game

[remote crypt]

or just be bathed in blood (oiled up)

[tawny marlin]

yeah its on my wish list its called knights path

[ocean flame]

burn staminia to grow muscles

[open kindle]

Keep playing, tire yourself out, use heavier weapons. Just like irl

[ocean flame]

i heard heavy armor and gear helps

[fallen glacier]

blood gets on your shoes in ea too, I remember just recently walking through a blood puddle and leaving bloody footprints for a while

[remote crypt]

No. Stop that. I cant say the word I'll get timed out again.

[calm meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-zyox-gif-1774323433274396022

[ocean flame]

yeah

[onyx moon]

whoever told me to kill him with the cauldron

[fallen glacier]

thanks I just lost

[ocean flame]

i did

it works

do it

more

[tawny marlin]

Honestly i welcome the renaissance of medieval games and the desire for hema weapon movement

[open kindle]

Fight the souls after a blood bath

[remote crypt]

Cauldron does good damage

[ocean flame]

if u cant ur doing smth wrong

[remote crypt]

Honestly. Oil me up and let me fight some zombies. They cant bite what they cant grab. Especially if I'm fisting them in the face.

[ocean flame]

i'll screenshare if u have problems killing him

[tawny marlin]

My early progression was hitting th couldron with a long stick and dancing around it so the ai dies to it

[ocean flame]

i can kill a willie with my barehands

[woven crest]

Man, I really wish they cut down on the "after-fight-sword-sharpening-sequences". Like I know its to be lore accurate, but having to run by blade accross the enemies body 100 times after every match before being able to hold G can be exhausting. Really messy too

[celest smelt]

MY LEG IS BENDING BACKWARDS AND I STILL HAVENT LOST, WE KEEP FIGHTING

[calm meteor]

Skibiditler

[open kindle]

Batting it like a swingball at your enemy is so fun

[onyx moon]

help

[celest smelt]

MY OPPONENT IMPAILED HIMSELF ON A TRAP

[woven crest]

#photography📷 message

[ocean flame]

one time i was trying to get up the cauldron does a light tap on my neck and i died

[ocean flame]

get up and try again

is he dead

[open kindle]

Got myself a few times in pursuit of harming others with it 😆

[woven crest]

me and bae 💝

[tawny marlin]

Half sword has a history of inaminate objects doing a shit ton of dmg

[fossil plume]

hey guys

[open kindle]

So does real life

[tawny marlin]

demo rails were too op

[ocean flame]

pretty sure their ai knows its there

[fossil plume]

i got my first piercing today

[woven crest]

cauldrin

[celest sedge]

should i make this a thread in #1465774955009540257

[open kindle]

Aye

[odd cave]

Is it worth to re buy the game now after the awful perfomance on launch or is it the same?

[flint rose]

This is ridiculous man. My willie looks malnourished and he’s almost a knight

[twilit frost]

I think that's unfortunately an ai game it would be epic tho.

[woven crest]

Yes and Yes

[open kindle]

Until it swings out their path and comes back to kill em

[onyx moon]

this dude is getting on my nerves

[ocean flame]

i recommend waiting a bit longer

[onyx moon]

hes spam hitting me

[ocean flame]

but why refund it anyway its early access

[shrewd moon]

burn more stamina and u will grow muscles

[remote crypt]

yes. Even if I like beating my willies up now

[flint rose]

How? I run a lot and swing heavy weapons

[odd cave]

Is There still crazy low fps drops

[vestal copper]

can i not take anything off the golden fighter at the end of the lord tournament?

[open kindle]

Swing faster, sprint around

[woven crest]

Skyrim loading screen tips

[open kindle]

Flail your arms at the dude

[onyx moon]

how is this fair ref

[ocean flame]

not that crazy

[onyx moon]

i literally cant get up

[ocean flame]

u go a bit below 60 if ur doing slums riot

[odd cave]

I might buy it then i really love the game

[tawny marlin]

Take willie to coordination classes, i lost a handful of games early because my messer got stuck between the legs and shot me into the walls

[woven crest]

did you try using your legs?

[ocean flame]

buy it

[onyx moon]

what do yo uthink

[vestal copper]

it wont even let me take his sword off his hip -_- i feel scammed

[ocean flame]

i havent bought it but im planning to

[onyx moon]

??? WHAT THE HELL

dude thinks im paying 130 quid for healthcare

[shrewd moon]

be glad ur alive

[ocean flame]

american ass health insurance

[onyx moon]

smh

[celest smelt]

thats the baron. no you cannot

[open kindle]

hover over the weight in your chest ffs guys cmon

[woven crest]

The "America" update

[odd cave]

The game was fun but it had shit performance on launch

[tawny marlin]

lost an arm or smth

[onyx moon]

100 bucks for a stitch

[vestal copper]

bruh that sucks

[proper palm]

what type of OVERPOWERED is this?

[ocean flame]

tf people supposed to know that

[flint rose]

I see the message but he still looks so

[shrewd moon]

apparently jumping with armor helps build the legs

[open kindle]

by playing the game

[flint rose]

Starved

[woven crest]

when is this game getting pvp?

[ocean flame]

they have to hover their mouse to know that

[woven crest]

I want low fps and shit netcode

[vestal copper]

is there still a way to get his full set?

[shrewd moon]

just beat the dead bodies senseles

[tawny marlin]

it already has

[chrome briar]

Yo. Does anyone know how to get the box out of the cart in the forest?

[woven crest]

how do you play it?

[thorn scarab]

the hair physics makes hitting people much more satisfying

[tame pier]

game just released

[ocean flame]

grab it

if u manage to open it

[celest smelt]

you get one piece of the barons gear everytime you beat him instead of ranking up, you can also get his poleaxe by picking it up and his sword by disarming him and making him draw it to pick it up

[ocean flame]

use camera mode to see whats inside

if its not worth it ingore

[woven crest]

I know, it would be dope though

[open kindle]

this

[onyx moon]

dude was shoving his hand in my face

[ocean flame]

if there is smth u want u can grab it through the cart

[onyx moon]

threw him over the fence for a bit of a lesson

[tame pier]

yeah but its early access so probably will be added later on

[ocean flame]

i dont think u need to climb in

[tawny marlin]

its split screen i think, i just know free modehas a player 1 and 2 option

[chrome briar]

high cart

[celest sedge]

you can play multiplayer already

[vestal copper]

i got his poleaxe, ill just have to try extra hard to disarm him and somehow keep him alive next time

[ocean flame]

jump

[tawny marlin]

But if you think online pvp, nah not gonna happen

[woven crest]

ah gotcha, Ill wait for multiplayer

online

I want ranked

[celest smelt]

6.6kg sword is better imo

[ocean flame]

ok time to do lord tourney to get another bling armor piece from the baron

[chrome briar]

I'm so afraid of hitting my head on the cart and dying

[tame pier]

also ive heard they asked the beamng devs how to make multiplayer (i think)

[sacred willow]

is there a way to setup split screen? whenever i connect a controller it just controls the first player

[ocean flame]

u cant die from that

[woven crest]

bro you can die from anything

i tripped and died once

[onyx moon]

you did this

[ocean flame]

use steam input

[onyx moon]

OH

HES HANGING FROM HIS LEGS

OH HELL NAW

[raw kraken]

whats the quickest way to build muscle in this?

[sacred willow]

okay thanks

[ocean flame]

u likely broke your neck

[woven crest]

why he naked

WHAT DID YOU DO

[onyx moon]

hes not bro trust

[ocean flame]

hes trying to escape

do something

[onyx moon]

we just had a bit of a feud

[ocean flame]

he will not escape

[celest sedge]

Enable split screen and carnage in free play and then invite your friend to remote play by right clicking their name on steam, be sure to ensure

[woven crest]

We need $1,000 prize tourni

[onyx moon]

toes into the fence

[woven crest]

Everyone pays $5 to enter

[void minnow]

Why the fuck does this look so cinematic?

[woven crest]

Gta 5 character swiching

[onyx moon]

see you on the other side

i think i broke his arm

oops

[lapis escarp]

Can someone explain to me why before on the half sword demo my game runs at high quality, now on the early accès i can barely run it at low quality, is that normal?

[celest sedge]

new maps

[void minnow]

looks like a gmod background

[woven crest]

probably ray tracing

[tame pier]

the game is improved

[onyx moon]

wait did i lose weight

[woven crest]

NeeVidea

[onyx moon]

i remember i was 93

how do you lose weight what

[shrewd moon]

armor?

[void minnow]

exercise

[woven crest]

Do abs

[lapis escarp]

So its not only me right?

[onyx moon]

current physique of finn germey

[tame pier]

not only you

[lapis escarp]

Okay thanks

[celest sedge]

why am i heavy as fuck💀

[woven crest]

Fuck that guy in particular

[void minnow]

armor or you js a fatass fr

[tame pier]

what guy

[woven crest]

The guy with framerate issues no one else clearly has

I get 500fps on my gtx 560

at 8k

[tame pier]

i cant comment on that i dont have the game

[woven crest]

See im right

[open portal]

Hey guys, how can I unlock vambrace spot ? on my char thx

[woven crest]

Win by default

[hardy urchin]

fat

[void minnow]

literally almost all the half sword playerbase is struggling to run the game on epic or high and having to resort to low or medium graphics

[woven crest]

big

[woven crest]

Yes

[void minnow]

uhh maybe it's your willie

[woven crest]

satire

[tame pier]

medium is epic on halfsword demo i think

[odd knot]

I think the game actually looks pretty good on medium

[void minnow]

can't really read satire on a text cuz i can't read emotions through a text sorry

[void minnow]

I think the game looks good on low

[woven crest]

See no one noticed, by the settings are actually backwards. High is low, and low is high

[tame pier]

exactly

[hardy urchin]

yea ive just been running low with shadows on medium, looks good to me

[odd knot]

Modern games have good graphics even on low

[graceful rapids]

Guys what do I do with this golden big dude at the end of the lord tourney

I can't get his armor off

[void minnow]

lucky i can only run forest with 8-14 frames

[woven crest]

fukin bees

[soft mauve]

No more amd spatter bug we are so back

[tame pier]

seems like good frames to me

[void minnow]

yea

[open kindle]

pesky beez

[proper palm]

🥶

[hardy urchin]

my weapons arent hitting we are not back

[graceful rapids]

Can someone tell me how to get the golden armor off the big dude

[woven crest]

beez nuts

[graceful rapids]

At the end of lord tourney

[odd knot]

Kill him

[soft mauve]

Oh no

[graceful rapids]

But he won't die

[hardy urchin]

hold him and hold the button you grabbed with

[graceful rapids]

I did it but it won't work

[woven crest]

ask nicely

[odd knot]

You get 1 piece for winning

[celest sedge]

you cant pull armor off the barons once you win it will be placed in your invintory

[graceful rapids]

His leg is broken and he's crying

[hardy urchin]

so hold helmet with Q, hold Q, should come off if he's not fighting back

[woven crest]

Press F to pay respects

[hardy urchin]

trying to get up is fighting back

[tame pier]

pull out a gun

[soft mauve]

Hey you would be too be nice

[warm escarp]

okay thats awesome, i can control longer weapons better now..

[odd knot]

Beat his skull in

[hardy urchin]

ok try pressing G