halfsword-chat-⚔

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-lightning-crash-out-gif-4015029622416133418

[prisma stag]

and my shortsword glitched out right before that too.

[carmine wave]

warpeak

meow

[storm epoch]

i love torturing people in cellar retributions

[carmine wave]

half the time theyre just naked

[storm epoch]

turn npc damage all the way down and just start stabbing and slashing

[gritty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/paddington-angry-gif-17377479628873777817

[carmine wave]

heh

naked willie

[sand kestrel]

feed two birds with one stone

[storm epoch]

feed 1 bird with 2 stones

[summer cloud]

Someone explain how I killed him

[gritty salmon]

feed three birds

[carmine wave]

feed bird with rock not stone

or... rock and stone

[dreamy dirge]

how do you get stronger? i'm swinging this hammer like it weighs 200lbs and i got wet spaghetti noodles for arms

[carmine wave]

ion wanna

[gritty salmon]

massive aura changes can cause sudden fainting

because he saw

you didnt have a double axe

your aura went from 1000 million to 0..

https://tenor.com/view/that-time-i-reincarnated-as-a-slime-tensura-slime-datta-ken-guy-guy-crimson-ramiris-gif-10002694334592371575

[summer cloud]

clip on us then

[carmine wave]

[summer cloud]

silly baka

[wary nebula]

over time you get muscle but using up stamina

[acoustic radish]

Did they fix the issues that the reviews were saying on steam?

[gritty salmon]

no my recording software is too laggy to record halfsword

but its just better

[carmine wave]

when do i get image perms

[gritty salmon]

you are going to have to try it

[storm epoch]

when you earn them

[gritty salmon]

what issues

[carmine wave]

aw shucks

[gritty salmon]

specifically

[summer cloud]

Use steam recordings

[gritty salmon]

i can do that?

anyway not rn i just hopped off the game its 11:51 PM

[summer cloud]

literally negative aura

[carmine wave]

a real willie never stops

[hollow tide]

does anyone know the rate for this happening? like is there a stamina stat recorded somewhere?

[carmine wave]

a true naked willie never stops

[sand kestrel]

they should add retching when walking near the shit pile in slums

[gritty salmon]

my willie doesnt stop it moves targets

[acoustic radish]

I thought there were some bugs with physics and it diddnt feel like the demo

[storm epoch]

my willie can back flip can yours?

[mystic cloud]

clip it

[hardy urchin]

yea when you start breathing heavy buddy chum pal

[carmine wave]

my willie can writhe on the ground in "mud" on slums

[gritty salmon]

polearms are EXCELLENT but the muscle system can make it feel weak and sluggish

[wary nebula]

I don't think so, it's not that fast but by the time you're the end rank you should hopefully be near max

[storm epoch]

dangit

[random oar]

wait

[storm epoch]

thats clearly better

[random oar]

how do i take the barons armour

[gritty salmon]

swords need work

[random oar]

i cant rip his helmet off

[gritty salmon]

you ccant take the barons armor all at once like that

[carmine wave]

you earn it when you win

[gritty salmon]

you get given pieces after each tourney

[mystic cloud]

yes you can

[frigid python]

you have to beat him multiple times

[gritty salmon]

did you grab his poleaxe?

did you get his sword?

[random oar]

no

[frigid python]

no you cant lmao

[mystic cloud]

hold his helmet then hold the button for the hand you have holding him and it'll come off

tf you mean

[random oar]

yeah i am

???

[carmine wave]

his weapons sells for like 200 each

[gritty salmon]

idiot hes talking about the baron

[random oar]

hes dead

[acoustic radish]

I want to get the game so bad but I want to wait until the bugs are fixed

[random oar]

i made sure hes dead

[warped apex]

I am getting better again at the game again

[random oar]

so i oculd gab

it

[frigid python]

this dudes trolling you cant take his armour off

[gritty salmon]

you CANT grab it

you get GIVEN pieces

[hardy urchin]

also inventory, there's a bar over your weight, it measures how much muscle you put on, so maybe that is what you were asking for

[gritty salmon]

after the tourney ends

[random oar]

ah alright

ty

:D

[mystic cloud]

I didn't know he was talking about the Baron don't call me an idiot 5head

[summer cloud]

Jumping is fun

[wary nebula]

Is there some sort of force limiter on swinging the heavier/longer weapons?

[carmine wave]

gyat dawm

[gritty salmon]

?

its literally

right there

[mystic cloud]

dude calm down

[gritty salmon]

you didnt read anything but that man..

[frigid python]

then dont reply so confidently if you have no idea what were talking abt

[gritty salmon]

😭😭

[mystic cloud]

it's your bedtime remem

[carmine wave]

calm your willies down

all of us

[mortal sandal]

is it just me or did they remove the bone crunching vfx?

[gritty salmon]

im goign to find you and im going to beat you with my willie that has a doubleaxe

[carmine wave]

calm your willie down

[gritty salmon]

doubleaxe poleaxe awraxe whatever meta

[frigid python]

https://tenor.com/view/kataman-scared-gif-5117551213292804995

[void walrus]

I JUST UPDATED THE GAME AND IT HAS CRASHED LIKE TWO TIMES AREADY?? ANYONE HAVING THE SAME PROBLEM??

[frigid python]

rough

[carmine wave]

embed failed

laugh at him

[gusty pulsar]

ruff

[gritty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/paddington-angry-gif-17377479628873777817

[frigid python]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-2489682387183596147

[random oar]

i got baron weapon and now i am happy

[frigid python]

i guess no gifs for me lmao

[wary nebula]

have u tried restarting ur pc

[gritty salmon]

.

what

im scared

moderator

moderator what rule is that breaking

moderator please no

[void walrus]

i can try but who knwos lets see

[gritty salmon]

the mods are lurking

[frigid python]

bru you know exactly what rule that broke dont be thick

[gritty salmon]

lurking lurking

[sand kestrel]

i dont think willie is the smartest person in half sword

[carmine wave]

the mods are going to steal our willies

[gritty salmon]

are you not allowed to mentioned the redaction guy

[summer cloud]

Oh yeah, here is me knocking off a helmet

[sand kestrel]

we got albert and einstein in this clip 💔

[frigid python]

yea

[carmine wave]

whos redaction guy

[hardy urchin]

speaking of mods when is steam workshop coming

[gritty salmon]

files

[carmine wave]

yucky

[gritty salmon]

ok wait but why

[frigid python]

soon i hope

[gritty salmon]

thats not even listed in the rules

[sand kestrel]

ar15 mod

[gritty salmon]

theres no way that can be considered political

[sterile rose]

how's the new update feeling guys?

[carmine wave]

mods

[sand kestrel]

spammable crossbow when

[carmine wave]

saar please

please image perms saar

mods please saar

[frigid python]

i mean yea its not listed but its just common sense lmao

[hardy urchin]

vote for the jester

[gloomy bridge]

I JUST HIT A CLIP

[hardy urchin]

common sense is not common, please don't forget that

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1454318666710782133/1468849961444577280/greatest_game_oat_1.3.2_1.3.44.mp4?ex=69877ee0&is=69862d60&hm=139e1d13aa967618766cbc0336a69d494616754e44f235c75bdb60154c86054d&

[hardy urchin]

as counter intuitive that is

[frigid python]

true mb people are stupid

[carmine wave]

please saar i found half sword stuff on soybooru

please saar

[shell bronze]

coal behavior

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[hardy urchin]

i mean... the demo free mode is FREE... if we REALLY wanted that, we have a FREE choice! and how the big complaint of "i wanna choose mu weapon and armor" is no longer an issue

[carmine wave]

theres a nusoi in general

[mossy merlin]

Would brigandine cuirasss be historically accurate for the time that half sword takes place?

I know the baron has a part brigantine cuirass but would a full one be accurate?

[floral vale]

afaik yes

[carmine wave]

it was gone by the late 1400s

so yea

cuz hs is set in 1427 right

[floral vale]

hs is set in 1470 i think

[sand kestrel]

dual wield crossbows

[keen sphinx]

How do you get those cloaks

Or whatever they’re called

[wary nebula]

i just had a 7000g axe in weapon maker but it no longer seems to exist

[keen sphinx]

They look cool

[shell bronze]

johannes the wicked

[carmine wave]

i thought the starting video for hs said year of our lord, 1427

[prisma stag]

i got a fatal error in abyss

[carmine wave]

oh wait im stewpid

[floral vale]

why is there a 1450-1470 reference channel then

yea 1475

[carmine wave]

mau

[mossy merlin]

I wish half sword took place in the early 1400s

[carmine wave]

skee lo?

[frigid python]

imaculate

[mossy merlin]

what

[shell bronze]

whoever made that funny as fuck

[carmine wave]

yes

[shell bronze]

(trvke)

[floral vale]

there is actually a preserved full brigandine dated back to about 1470 it seems so yes

https://royalarmouries.org/collection/object/object-1289

[mossy merlin]

I hope they add brigandine

[carmine wave]

tanzanite even

[low ruin]

vouch, i fucking love my gigantic 6800

[woven crest]

6800 was the 5060ti before the 5060ti existed

basically a 3080 with 16gb vram

[low ruin]

before this I had a rx 580 i suspect my 6800 will last just as long

[woven crest]

drivers will likely be outdated before the physical hardware

[low ruin]

nah seriously 😭

[carmine wave]

i hate abyss

wdym i have to fight baron again

[floral vale]

just dont kill baron

[carmine wave]

i thought i never did

i only brung blunt in

[hardy urchin]

but that's still gonna kill him?????

[carmine wave]

brung

[floral vale]

brought*

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[carmine wave]

gulper mouth

[whole musk]

the problem is getting worse

[carmine wave]

nugatory is an elite name

[dusk shuttle]

why are certain armor options like blocked out? How do I get them?

[whole musk]

ay thanks chief i aint know what yours mean but its tuff

[carmine wave]

harness blocks shoulder and stuff

[graceful skiff]

Ah yes, this is where Jonathan Ferguson, the keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history, works

[carmine wave]

anything other than arming doublet cant use cuisses

[dusk shuttle]

I'm runningg chestplate idk why its getting blocked

[floral vale]

for arms, you need an arming doublet with no arm chains

keyword arming, a regular doublet or jack wont work

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/riddler-paul-dano

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-lightning-crash-out-gif-4015029622416133418

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ohio-ishowspeed-2

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-yapping-i-stand-at-the-end-of-my-days-i-have-sinned-at-the-end-of-my-days-speed-talking-gif-17714085846938483931

[sterile rose]

does the new update feel good guys

[limpid pebble]

death by 1,000,000 microneedles

[carmine wave]

i think id be kinda cool if every time you come back from the abyss you look more like the zombies you fight in there each time

[hardy urchin]

🫦

[carmine wave]

🤨

[hardy urchin]

hehehehe

[floral vale]

like the hollowing mechanic from dark souls

that would be cool

[carmine wave]

yea

i wanna be a frigid little willie

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-banging-fist-on-ground-agony-anguish-pain-suffering-gif-10047053495593873096

[timber pilot]

i've entered the point of halfsword where i'm downgrading myself to have a challenge

[carmine wave]

be naked with a rondel

[unreal fog]

ive gotten to the point where im nerfing myself by using weapons

i manage to kill mfs in armor with one punch

[summer cloud]

I feel ya

[gusty pulsar]

i love knives

wouldnt be a problem for me

[timber pilot]

but chainmail is cool...

[ocean flame]

slam

[shell forge]

Champions officially terrify me. They have exceptional mobility even when you break both their legs

[carmine wave]

maile skirt to cover your willies willie then

[unreal fog]

you should see the serial killer ass shit i pull off on them in the cellar

[cinder moss]

does anybody else get a thign where they are matching in a match agaisnt their friend and the controller player wins and they try to surrdender but they cant? any fixes?

[gusty pulsar]

i wanna see

[quick steppe]

tail guard is the best against shields

[summer cloud]

Yeah you gotta exit to menu and come back

[gusty pulsar]

REF DO SOMETHING

[cinder moss]

will they ever fix it?

[summer cloud]

Uh I mean, probably

[carmine wave]

give them time

[ocean flame]

u didnt break his leg u just stabbed it a few times

[misty gazelle]

Spent way too long beating this dude. Decided to remove the problem.

[gusty pulsar]

is the ea as janky as the demo yet?

[misty gazelle]

Still need to figure out why my light ass polearm moves as if im swinging it underwater.

[sterile rose]

WHEN YOU'RE RICH NOBODY IS SPARED

[dull flint]

How do i unlock leg and arm armour slots?

[warped coral]

does arrow time build muscle faster since it burns stamina quicker?

[ocean flame]

depends on the armor u equipped

[gusty pulsar]

YOU CAN PLUCK OFF ARMOR WHILE THEY ARE AWAKE?

[misty gazelle]

yup!

[ocean flame]

only condition is that they are ragdolled/knockdown

[gusty pulsar]

imagine fighting someone and they deadass start stripping you down

[ocean flame]

cant take it while standing up

[gusty pulsar]

ah i see

[carmine wave]

where is half sword gallery images located

[shell forge]

Deep penetrations seem to be the best way to break limbs, i think

[warped coral]

browse local files and go to halfsword ue5 and go to screenshots

[carmine wave]

thanks

[wide nimbus]

POV average halfsword spin kick:

[ocean flame]

just use steam screenshot or window printscreen

[tired turtle]

Bro do the devs not test this game? Every hotfix just causes more issues, and slums is still unoptimized as hell 😭

[warped coral]

naw it has to be the direct file

[summer cloud]

Yo fellas, rate this parry

[dull flint]

how do you strip their armor

[wide nimbus]

grab them and then hold the same key

[tired turtle]

Grab with E or Q, then hold down E or Q

[white trail]

how do you guys choke poeple my hands cant reach willie's neck

[wide nimbus]

pretty good

[tired turtle]

10000/10 that was some sorcery

[ocean flame]

hold whatever armor on their body and hold e or q

[ocean flame]

cover their nose and mouth or hold the thorat

[dull flint]

ok ill try ty

[ocean flame]

choking sadly doesnt kill them

just makes them give up

[whole pagoda]

game optimized yet?

[ocean flame]

kind of

[ocean flame]

more coming

[ocean flame]

if u kill the baron i think he does show up in the abyss

without his helmet

[misty gazelle]

good

I'm very good at decaps

[carmine wave]

i can verify he does

[whole pagoda]

how much better is it

from launch

[carmine wave]

im stuck in abyss wih like 50 left

[summer cloud]

How about this one

[gusty pulsar]

i hope they add that if you move your hand fast while holding their neck, you can break it

[ocean flame]

clean decap

[carmine wave]

almost as clean as my pappys truck

[ocean flame]

"get him gang!" ahh zombies

[carmine wave]

mario

[misty gazelle]

I just wish they'd fix the decaps on the human enemies, dont like the rubberband attachment that holds stuff together

[carmine wave]

addict mario atleast

[ocean flame]

its for realism i think but its not as fun seeing their heads or torse half pop off

[misty gazelle]

yeahh, dunno if its a realism thing, get chopped like that your tops flying, lol

[ocean flame]

i hope they change it so depending on how clean the swing is they would not rubberband

[carmine wave]

say it

do it

say it

[gusty pulsar]

i dont mind the rubberband thingy

[carmine wave]

see what happens

[ocean flame]

six

[sterile rose]

bit of an unlucky landing for him

[ocean flame]

nine

[covert crag]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-15452612690348072706

[floral vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296542944290930710/1469421630311759962/ezgif-3988aa3259624141.gif

[sterile dawn]

does the axe kinda just suck now?

[dull flint]

i completly took someones armor but i still cant equip his arms or legs

[carmine wave]

i wish the rot bot could see gifs and stuff

[gusty pulsar]

this is so sick

amazing clip

anyone else use the candle stick as a makeshift rondel in the demo? or is it just me?

[humble bloom]

the force that would theoretically send the chopped part flying, instead went into that focused area which led to the part being chopped off in the first place.
smaller bits should probably fly off though.

[slow iris]

holy shit

[misty gazelle]

well, it wouldn't stick on like there's any ligaments or tissue, especially when its a clear full on separation.

It'd fall away,

[sterile rose]

bro my poor teammates occasionally get a clobbering when they are in front of me

[ocean flame]

limbs still kinda go off

torso neck and head just rubberband

[misty gazelle]

another example of such, it's all clean off, yet rubberbands back into place.

[opal ore]

hey guys

[slow iris]

hi

[opal ore]

best poleaxe you can make?

mass

size

what parts

[ocean flame]

just steal from the baron

[warm hinge]

Gee "Willy"ckers.

[opal ore]

no

[warm hinge]

[opal ore]

i want a upgrade

[ocean flame]

his beak is pretty strong

[misty gazelle]

I find if you keep the balance closer in as much as you can, dont touch the weight on the weapon head, add mass to the pommel, you get a bit more reactive polearm

[opal ore]

currently im not at the baron

[ocean flame]

his is made from gold

[opal ore]

place

[ocean flame]

you will be

just use a halbert

[opal ore]

try and keep the weight in the middle of the shaft?

[gusty pulsar]

did you go into a bum fight with all that armor and gear to prove it?

[ocean flame]

one from the shop

[gusty pulsar]

🙏🤧

[opal ore]

i did before

[ocean flame]

i beat literally over half of the game with it

[sterile rose]

wait, can you get an abyss baron if you kill bro?

[opal ore]

got bored of it

[ocean flame]

yes

[opal ore]

i just want a poleaxe

[carmine wave]

i dont like the nibblers that nibble on my fingies and toes in the abyss

[ornate gate]

guys can you build muscle in training and sparring mode?

[carmine wave]

its like those cartoon dogs that hang on a hand after biting it

[ocean flame]

i think so

[sterile rose]

that's badass

[ocean flame]

they are js a little hungry

[humble bloom]

they all do absurd damage against armor right now, so I'd say any poleaxe with any parts but with the shortest or near to shortest grip is the best for its maneuverability to damage output.

[carmine wave]

i hungry too so they get slapped up

[opal ore]

alrighty

[sterile rose]

ngl im warstaff 4 life always have been since the demo

[opal ore]

thanks!

[slow iris]

my personal favourite

[carmine wave]

i want napalm in half sword

[wicked karma]

Idk why it happens

[opal ore]

im guessing it penetrates anyone

's armour?

[misty gazelle]

i've got a full inventory and dont feel like piecing everything back together after the fact, lol

[wide nimbus]

guys how do u genetically enchance ur willie

[void walrus]

should i use RH1_DX11 or the 12th one for direct in settings

[ocean flame]

unintentional use of the spike on the beak

[ocean flame]

dx11 is stable but dx12 looks better

[shell forge]

Do zombies need to be killed in a specific manner to count as a cleansed soul?

[slow iris]

it can penetrate chain, sometimes armour though might just be a glitch, eitherway very fun to full swing and dig the spike into someone's face

[ocean flame]

when they melt u know u killed them

chop their head or torso off

[opal ore]

thanks!

[carmine wave]

im starting to think im stuck in the abyss

[void walrus]

is the difference for yall that muchg \cuz i dont really notice it but i did see its a little better on frames

[wide nimbus]

you are until you kill all the souls

or die

[carmine wave]

i know but

[native minnow]

Stab, then block!

[carmine wave]

i feel like ive killed more than 187

[wide nimbus]

you feel wrong

[gray moon]

I just killed 50 guys in the void just because I wanted to survive

[carmine wave]

i feel ashamed

[gray moon]

nevermind that guy has it worse than me

[ocean flame]

i killed like 60

[carmine wave]

[gusty pulsar]

ah i see lol

[gray moon]

I don't even know why I care so much about this character but I just went through the void even after losing my longsword just to survive

[carmine wave]

the flail is really good for the abyss

[celest sedge]

😭

[gusty pulsar]

if the abyss was personal, this would be my torture

[gray moon]

bro

[ocean flame]

thats fine

[gusty pulsar]

pray

[gray moon]

kill em

[sterile rose]

BRO 😭

[native minnow]

If you get a heavily armored enemy to the ground, and take off their helmet, then kill them, they end up helmetless in the abyss

[ocean flame]

also if u killed the baron then he also shows up

[carmine wave]

yikes

[gusty pulsar]

is it personalized like that?

[opal ore]

ive gotten to the point of invincibility i just kill everyone on the ground for fun

[ocean flame]

yeah if u take off their armor it wont show up in the abyss

[quasi socket]

Hey quick question how do I progress? My rank progression is at the max. Do I have to complete the Tourney?

[sterile rose]

guys you can murder thy neighbor just make sure to also pay off thy neighbor

[gusty pulsar]

i thought it was just random

[ocean flame]

yes

complete it

[ocean flame]

and u rank up

[quasi socket]

Thank you

[carmine wave]

pay for a brothas passway to pimphala

[celest sedge]

they should make it so all enemys in abyss rush u at the same time

[carmine wave]

no

[ocean flame]

not all of them because ur pc would explode

[celest sedge]

all of em (:

[carmine wave]

ur gonna be there for like an hour btw

[ocean flame]

i hope like depending on the rank and the amount enemies killed thye should send like 3 or 5 at a time

[carmine wave]

if not more

[gusty pulsar]

can you still stab in the throat and make them choke on their blood?

[ocean flame]

they shouldnt send 1 at a time it would be slow and repetitive

[gusty pulsar]

in the ea

[ocean flame]

yes

[gusty pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/nanami-nanami-kento-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gojo-gif-9721827202022859485

[ocean flame]

if u slice their throat u hear the blood gurgling noises

[native minnow]

Yes. One time, killed only commoners and below for about 100 times, and thus got only armorless enemies. was real fun chopping them up with my custom longsword

[gusty pulsar]

love attention to detail like that

[gusty pulsar]

will definitely do a rondel only challenge

[carmine wave]

the abyss might not be that bad

[opal ore]

dude im so annoyed

[carmine wave]

good strength trainer

[ocean flame]

u dont actually need to slice their head or torso off

[opal ore]

ive been beating this guy i won overs head for so long

[ocean flame]

if u knock them out they melt

[opal ore]

his hairs not even turning red

[carmine wave]

i know

[opal ore]

im not seeing brains

[gusty pulsar]

do they spawn in like droves?

[carmine wave]

im using the flail

[opal ore]

im not seeing eyes fly out

its so sad!

[carmine wave]

like sometimes bunches

[opal ore]

I want his head to pop

[ocean flame]

ima go eat

[carmine wave]

or a delay

[native minnow]

nope, one or two at a time

[gusty pulsar]

i feel like they arent hard enough when they spawn one by one

[native minnow]

sometimes 3

[gusty pulsar]

i love commoner tier in the abyss demo

when they start jumping you

[native minnow]

I feel like a paladin smiting the undead

just cleaving through them like that one knight from ESO would face against 100 peasants

https://tenor.com/view/eso-gif-2684542028678316809

[gusty pulsar]

cinema

i just cant wait for the other modes to get added

narrow passage would be SO COOL

[native minnow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeahzYGuIKY

[opal ore]

i jus got the fatal error message

but i can keep playing my game as normal

???

[celest sedge]

Litterly the hardest photo i have ever taken

[native minnow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSbmiBPlyKw&t=3s

[covert crag]

Game will auto close soon

[opal ore]

harder then me?

[limpid pilot]

what fps are you guys getting?

[muted oak]

Anyone else getting random moments with massive frame dips that only last like 1-3 seconds?

[carmine wave]

ive thankfully never gotten the errors i got in demo

[opal ore]

yeah

[clever pawn]

just lost the tourney because of my uninsured poleaxe vanishing from existence 🙂

[carmine wave]

i get like 70-80 on high on simple maps like hall and alley

[limpid pilot]

with frame gen?

[carmine wave]

yea

[quartz pine]

i couldnt get arming hosen, Greaves, Sabatons, Or a maile skirt from the trader so i had to tear it off my enemy's bodies

[gusty pulsar]

so cool

[carmine wave]

i got pretty good mid-high end specs least i think

im not real computer smart

[carmine wave]

just a light sleep

ignore the smooth somewhat red scalp

[vital dagger]

yep

[native minnow]

being a knight cutting down enemies like wheat is amazing

[limpid pilot]

yeah i got a 5090 and i have to run on medium

[carmine wave]

i got a 5060

[vital dagger]

Backhanded.

[covert crag]

I've got a 5080, I could try running it on medium but I already get crazy frame dropping during a riot

[carmine wave]

i get bad frames on night forest tho

[sterile rose]

when you're doing a riot and your warstaff gets stuck all the way into a peasant's neck

[zenith flame]

I can finally play with blood enabled

[limpid pilot]

yeah theres alot of microstutters that make it feel like ur getting less fps

[tropic lynx]

Anyway to improves strength of your character?

[meager orbit]

do they really have to render the insides of the willies when they arent chopped up? I cant have more than 3 people in a fight without crazy lag

[zenith flame]

yeah this game struggles with anything more than 4

[covert crag]

Hey they need their hearts to live. I love my willys

[zenith flame]

and even 4 on higher tiers cuz the reflections on the armor

[limpid pilot]

this game actually renders every single organ and blood vessel real-time

including the circulation

[meager orbit]

they need their hearts to live but I only need to see them when theyre dead

[carmine wave]

i got
ryzen 5 8400f
16 gig ddr5
5060
really good in my eyes considering last laptop i had was garbage and had 4 gigs of ram and a 3 digit gpu

[covert crag]

Evil guy man evil guy

[tall dagger]

BONK

[carmine wave]

no but they render the body gore

[meager orbit]

2060 ryzen 5 3600x everything on low ultra performance everything other than slums and carnage/riot/burhut with friends is fine honestly

[limpid pilot]

all this game needs is matchmaking like in mordhau and it would be great

[native minnow]

A few warcrimes

[tropic lynx]

Using a two handed weapon without breaking your wrists!?

[carmine wave]

feel like that would ruin the singleplayer a bit

[sterile rose]

dude is a warrior

[carmine wave]

mordhau is hard asf

[tall dagger]

yeh?

[meager orbit]

not a crime to put them out of their misery

[limpid pilot]

yeah, but i think this game would really shine if they focused on duel matchmaking with just arena variations

[native minnow]

they had already surrenndered, and none of them had lethal wounds beforehand

[sterile rose]

it's pretty bad when they are begging for mercy 😂

[limpid pilot]

no crazy scene renderings unless they use cross-sections of plant images instead of actually rendering every blade of grass

[carmine wave]

prolly wouldnt happen any time soon cuz game roadmap says it ends ea in 6-12 months

[meager orbit]

its a mercy killing, isnt it?

[sterile rose]

aye i just pay them off later, they value money even in their afterlife

[tall dagger]

this guy was pissing me off.. had to lock in

[limpid pilot]

yeah it would be hard to do

[zinc schooner]

yo if you quit game while in abyss do you lose charcter

[meager orbit]

nope, you actually heal and only have to fight the remaining guys

at least thats what happened to me

[tall dagger]

only if you access abyss through progression

[native minnow]

occasionally. If you're grievously wounded.

[patent cloud]

is it possible to like, factory reset?

[zinc schooner]

thank you all ffor information

[carmine wave]

delete ur save files

[tall dagger]

wym? whats the problem

[void walrus]

how can we fix like the pixilated shadows around the hair

[opal ore]

id really like a visual patch where armour and cloth no longer clip

[patent cloud]

no, just wanna reset

[patent cloud]

how would i go about doing this?

[covert crag]

My super fuckass heavy poleaxe I made enters people even if I slightly tap them and it's kinda not cool

[opal ore]

how

[vital dagger]

He died.

[covert crag]

If they're like laying on the ground and I give them a little tappatappa they'll start pissing blood and the axehead goes into their chest

[opal ore]

so

isnt that good

ez kill

ohhhh

[tall dagger]

you can retire at the inn keeper or delete your save file. Windows + R > %localappdata% > HALFSWORDUE5 > saves > saved games > delete Gameprogress.sav (or smth like that.

[opal ore]

wait

[covert crag]

Like a lightsaber through butter

[opal ore]

you dont wanna kill

cause if you do

[subtle totem]

where can i get the crossbow

[opal ore]

they appear in abyss?

[opal ore]

fortest map

forest map

[wide nimbus]

Can I Beat Half Sword as Escanor?

[opal ore]

crates

[fallen glacier]

if you want to fully reset, check pins

[patent cloud]

retiring lets me keep everything though

[patent cloud]

pins?

[tall dagger]

then do the other option

[subtle totem]

thanks

[fallen glacier]

pinned posts, top right

looks like the thumbnail

[patent cloud]

ah

thank

[tall dagger]

that sounds non-consentual...

[opal ore]

wait guys

on some helmets

[wicked depot]

Lol I thought you were trying to say non-consequential

[opal ore]

you can add a strap

sometimes when you get hit or hit a enemy

[sterile rose]

gotta say that is quite the counter

[tall dagger]

-on

[opal ore]

their helmet flies off

does the strap keep it on?

[covert crag]

Good question, I always have a strap and my helmet has never flown off

[lunar fiber]

Maybe

[tall dagger]

ive never had a helmet fly off period but ive been able to knock every single helmet off of my opponents...

[opal ore]

guys

why is there like

[wicked depot]

Yeah same but a strap is like 5 coins so just do it

[opal ore]

no new armours or maps after man at arms

i keep checking shop

but theres like nutting

nothing*

its just a new tier

[lunar fiber]

You can make gold stuff

To flex

[opal ore]

now im lord and im not really seeing anything new

[opal ore]

eh

[lunar fiber]

Also the robe kinda thing

[wicked depot]

The knight helmets can appear in the shop before but i think theres a whole lot of knight tier items

[lunar fiber]

And yes the knight helmets

[tall dagger]

you get more weapon customizations. just take the armor off of your enemies... fuck waiting for em at the shop

[lunar fiber]

With the pony tails

[wicked depot]

And a lot of them have the same names

Like theres new cuirass in knight tier too i think

[tall dagger]

more maps soon to come i imagine

[lunar fiber]

The lord tourney

[wicked depot]

Hopefully interior and barren

jk lol

[lunar fiber]

That is a whole map

New map for it

[covert crag]

Yeah there is the new cuirass with the fancy patterns same with the thigh armour and vembrace

[tall dagger]

and everyones gonna spend days bitching about those updates... and more people are gonna spend time bitching at eachother 💔

[summer cloud]

Embrace chaos

[tall dagger]

I DID A THING!!!!

[wicked depot]

I wish i could tell the limb armors apart from one another. Especially tier

[covert crag]

It's slightly darker blue and covers the whole back of the leg

[wicked depot]

Oh okay neat

[carmine wave]

im up

win+r

[summer cloud]

Damn you twirled it

[carmine wave]

type %localappdata%

then find half sword

should be somewhere

[opal ore]

i wish youd be able to seduce thy fair maidens

[subtle totem]

how do i put arrows into the crossbow

[carmine wave]

cant remember where

[opal ore]

then maybe they can half sword you

[river wind]

fastest way to get buff

[opal ore]

^

[tall dagger]

are you deadass controlling that or do these things just happen? are you a lucky clip farmer or is this like an actual learned mechanic? because holy shit...

[past mirage]

Where do you go to change the strength variable?

[summer cloud]

Spinning like that is not consistent enough to do on command

[past mirage]

I wanna wield the Barons Beak like a hafted

[opal ore]

oh god

[summer cloud]

I know one way that sometimes gets a crazy spin

[subtle totem]

where can i find arrows?

[opal ore]

i just love jamming my poleaxes rear spike into throats

ohhhh yeahhh

[wicked depot]

Me too. Just a spike on the end would make it much more versatile

[covert crag]

You need to turn off steam cloud saving as well

[past mirage]

The Barons Beak is great for that

Literally a foot long spike on the end of it lol

[wide nimbus]

"Man get the fuck out my way"

[summer cloud]

I have not done a lot of pressing Q to do a purpose spin though... Might look into that

[candid mist]

Why does lil bro want beef with me

[tall dagger]

Q?

[summer cloud]

Release left hand

[past mirage]

pants?

[tall dagger]

oh. i didnt do anything. it literally jsut did that on its own lol

[past mirage]

average Baki fight

[hidden whale]

if you like the scythe but wish it could be better, make one of these bad boys

[summer cloud]

Usually how it happens for me too lol

[candid mist]

is this vid slowed for yall? I gotta know if ts is just happening for me or if yall see it

[tall dagger]

once you reach veteran, pole arms aint it anymore... 💔

[hidden whale]

sadly fr

[candid mist]

Idk I got the pants from the drunk dude, but when I combine that with all my armor I just spawn naked when I select any brawl

[tall dagger]

miss how cracked they used to be. same with the heavy swords

[gloomy bridge]

i have a better question

[steep kite]

Realising just how quick and easy duels are with a long weapon, once you get good at judging distance

[hidden whale]

getting the hooked end inside armor cracks feels so good tho so i still use this build its super fun

[summer cloud]

Did hit these crazy techs tho

[tall dagger]

i know ur enjoying the no body collisions update 😭

[steep kite]

awesome

[timber pilot]

it's not even funny how overpowered the zombies are
i just cut them in half and they're still alive

[summer cloud]

Yeah it's sick 😄

[subtle totem]

where can i find arrows?

[timber pilot]

just fucking give up dude

[hidden whale]

my favorite poleaxe is just making a pickaxe, its so good

[gloomy bridge]

idk how you guys do it

[mild finch]

anyone actually fix the line 248 error

[gloomy bridge]

this is my best clip so far

[summer cloud]

You can do weeeird shit now

[tall dagger]

can modify your arrow count in your save file just fyi. fuck grinding for arrows

[mild finch]

they give you one at the start of each round though?

[subtle totem]

ima do that thanks

[tall dagger]

they do but why go through that when you can spend 2 minutes giving yourself 100 arrows in your quiver?

[gloomy bridge]

you should install the crosshair thing

[mild finch]

because personally i dont enjoy editing my savefiles to benefit myself

[summer cloud]

What does that do?

[tall dagger]

you play on low sensitivity?

[timber pilot]

JUST FUCKING DIE DUDE HOLY SHIT

[gloomy bridge]

you wont believe it

[timber pilot]

HOW IS IT EVEN STILL OUTRUNNING ME

[summer cloud]

Nah, like 75% on 800 dpi

[tall dagger]

gotta chop his head off

[gloomy bridge]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/173

[summer cloud]

Yeah but what does it do tho?

Just a centered crosshair?

[tall dagger]

dang. i play half on 2300 dpi

[mild finch]

they should really make them more susceptible to blunt damage

[summer cloud]

Thats crazy lol

[tall dagger]

for my spin kicks

[gloomy bridge]

kinda its good for clips to see what your doing with your mouse

[mighty lichen]

Does it also follow the cursor like the demo?

Because that was super helpful back then.

[vital dagger]

No context

[gloomy bridge]

sadly not as well

[summer cloud]

I don't need a visual cue to see what I'm doing, you can just feel it eventually

[steep kite]

why would cilian murphy do this

[proper palm]

Is there a new method to have a bare Willie

[wide nimbus]

boutta give bro the smack of his lifetime

[shrewd loom]

guys was crashes caused by blood fixed

[proper palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1443843399919603804/1447786188554375329/attachment.gif

[gusty pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/the-giant-hoodwinked-too-watch-yo-tone-i-said-watch-yo-tone-big-guy-in-a-blue-suit-slapping-someone-gif-12346937456305641225

[vital dagger]

[tall dagger]

it was supposed to be fixed with the release of EA.... so much for that...

[summer cloud]

Also I hit my best parry to date. Praise be this update, goated

[tall dagger]

that was fucking crazy

[proper palm]

The guy you were fighting was TANKY

[ornate frost]

can you gain muscle purely by doing this

[reef rapids]

I do not know what the latest patch did but it made it worse on DX11 which had good fps

goodness gracious it's so horrendous

[summer cloud]

Dude you have no idea

[gloomy bridge]

when the half sword comes inside you just go crazy

[ornate frost]

losing stamina

[summer cloud]

All I needed was it inside me

[steep kite]

if someone did this to me irl, well... let's just say.. the next 30 seconds wouldn't be too fun for them..

[slate nova]

DX12 has been stable since launch for me

[tall dagger]

i swear every time i boot up this game my guy is just weak asf and i have to build him up again and again...

[glad reef]

is the crossbow just 50/50 with you guys as well like it's the hit of the century or it deflects off of what seems to be thin air

[slate nova]

at least compared to dx11

[reef rapids]

DX12 was extremely unstable for me but DX11 had 90+ fps

now DX11 is also in the 20-40 fps pit

[wide nimbus]

im witewawwy the hulk
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m4jV6vv0XguH_Dty5?invite=cr-MSw0bE0sNDIyODc0MTEz

[reef rapids]

I'll try DX12 I suppose

[slate nova]

Ah it was opposite for me

[tall dagger]

other people have issues with it. my arrows rarely ever get deflected. usually hits their weapon if it does

[proper palm]

I’ve been playing the EA since the EA released, (I had a bit over 100 hours in total of the itch.io demo, steam demo, and playtest.) and I still haven’t gotten past commoner lol

[slate nova]

DX11 was unplayable

[glad reef]

same

[summer cloud]

Another parry, not as cool tho

[proper palm]

How do you even get this strong dude

[glad reef]

mods you can tell by the joke bacne

from the steroids willy takes

[proper palm]

What is this MOD

[slow iris]

your character moves like a lizard

[cunning torrent]

IS the game worth it now? Did the updates help?

[ornate gate]

guys why the fuck have i been stuck at 72kg for 2 hours

[glad reef]

beef willington i tink

[proper palm]

Where do I find it

[glad reef]

nexus

[reef rapids]

nope DX12 is still horrendous

[wide nimbus]

ask Saxton Hale

[cunning torrent]

IS the game worth it now? Did the updates help?

[slow iris]

because you're not eating enough!

[cunning torrent]

IS the game worth it now? Did the updates help?

[wide nimbus]

im basically Saxton Hale but without a moustache

[cunning torrent]

IS the game worth it now? Did the updates help?

[proper palm]

Dont spam

[ornate gate]

do i need to rank up

[proper palm]

https://tenor.com/view/shhh-shush-silence-nose-gif-17895433

[cunning torrent]

Reply then

[proper palm]

Mature up then and wait your turn

Yes it’s worth it I’d say

[gusty pulsar]

???

[summer cloud]

Always was

[gusty pulsar]

are people really like this?

[thorn crest]

People are still getting fatal errors right?

[covert crag]

Yeah rarely tho

[slow iris]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-teto-teto-fatass-teto-fatteto-gif-3179709170918698747

[proper palm]

Personally I haven’t gotten a fatal error

[slow iris]

eat food

[ornate gate]

im already american

[wide nimbus]

chat who's winning

[ornate gate]

i eat enough food

i just had third dinner

[slow iris]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-pearto-eating-vocaloid-synthv-gif-16715169325511047372

[slate nova]

I've gotten 4 in the 40 hours of EA.

[slow iris]

hobbit ass mf

[eager ocean]

anyone else tripping constantly after this new update that supposedly fixed tripping/physics?

[proper palm]

This is probably just a PC issue

I don’t have a high end PC by any means and I’ve received 0 fatal errors

[summer cloud]

This looked so goofy

[thorn crest]

I tend to get a couple every 30 minutes or so

[lusty barn]

Im stuttering alot more on hotfix 4 whenever i chop people and blood comes out

[thorn crest]

Unless I switch to direct x 11

[sterile rose]

ive got 1 in 20 hours

[slow iris]

same here

[proper palm]

Sword spinning 🤤

[thorn crest]

Maybe it's because I have an amd card

[thorn crest]

That looks incredible

[proper palm]

AMD needs to be BEHEADED

[tall dagger]

Fit check!!!🤪

[slate nova]

I wasn't saying this as a bad thing, but I can promise you this isn't a PC isssue

[rich bridge]

yoo the new swinging is actually so nice, im accurate af now

[long stag]

is there an actual way to play as baron after you beat it?
becuase im still just a lord in the ranks
I've got the baron weapons
but yk

[proper palm]

Shrug

[wide nimbus]

threw bro clear over the fence

[tall dagger]

nah. gotta beat the baron a bunch of times until you get every piece of his armor. then you continue to beat him until you have enough money to make outrageous gold weapons. then you start all over. again.. and again...

[long stag]

what the fuck

[proper palm]

Get a sallet and you’ll slide

[tranquil lantern]

when gooba armor

[long stag]

thats retarded

but okay!

[wheat leaf]

issa singleplayer game bluh, they gotta stretch out the main gamemode somehow

[proper palm]

You gotta wait until free mode is better

[summer cloud]

That windup tho

[wide nimbus]

does he know?

[long stag]

yeah but the whole thing is that u get to be big and buff

[tall dagger]

alr used the sallet. i like this helmet better. whenever i wear the sallet my guy gets knocked down by the smalled head taps...

[proper palm]

Huge girthy Willie stands to chance in comparison to small thin Willie

[proper palm]

Makes sense

You slide

[summer cloud]

why even wear armor?

so overrated

[tranquil lantern]

dont end up like this guy, wear your gear

[wheat leaf]

yeah, and once your big and buff THEN you can play as baron

[tall dagger]

plus this helmet hangs out alot more. almost feels like a samurai fit

[proper palm]

Yea just be NAKED and wear a CHAINMAIL skirt

[whole marsh]

any tips on how to get black cuirass and spaulders?

[summer cloud]

As God intended

[wheat leaf]

happened to my buddy Thelonius just last week, crazy world in 1476 i tell ya

[long stag]

like you'll just gain a bunch of muscle while getting there? or youll get it after you have everything

[whole marsh]

modded weapon?

[tall dagger]

im very prone to losing limbs... if i had a choice i wouldnt wear armor besides sabatons grieves and gauntlets

[ocean flame]

Is that beef wellington

[whole marsh]

any tips on how to get black cuirass and spaulders?

[sterile rose]

YESSS

[proper palm]

Only wear the Rondels, Thats enough armor and it looks stylish

[wheat leaf]

fighting and using stamina = more muscle, beating baron enough times to have his whole kit = fighting and using stamina, thus both are just something to work towards while having fun

[ocean flame]

find an enemy who has it or just beat the lord tourney and get the baron’s bling instead

[long stag]

[proper palm]

Is there swelling in the EA?

[ocean flame]

might show up in the shop so restock a few times if u want

[ocean flame]

swelling?

[summer cloud]

Just like, cut them before they cut you

[proper palm]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-jerry-bonk-gif-23808790

[wheat leaf]

interesting parry, i like that

[ocean flame]

Does spliting their head open count

[proper palm]

Yea…. 👀

[whole marsh]

barons bling is the black cuirass name?

got it, ty

[proper palm]

How do I strip Willie’s of their armor again?

I forgot haha

[ocean flame]

I have black cuisses i got from the shop

[tranquil lantern]

real painting is period accurate for halfsword (late 15th century)

[whole marsh]

cuirass, not cuisses

[proper palm]

It’s E or Q and just hold E or Q again?

[ocean flame]

but i beat the lord tourney few times and got the baron’s golden cuisses instead

[ocean flame]

just beat the baron again and again

gold is better than black

[wheat leaf]

howd they know about halfsword in the 15th century

[ocean flame]

depends on the hand u grav them with

[proper palm]

What the hell is This

[mellow lodge]

I cut a zombie in half and he walked towards me for a solid second 😭😭😭

[tranquil lantern]

it wasnt the full image mb, the gooba isnt there

hes in bottom left now

[mellow lodge]

Scariest shi

[tranquil lantern]

supposed to be the last judgement

[proper palm]

This is the devils work

[wheat leaf]

oh i thought that was part of the 3-piece painting with heaven, earth, and hell

that ones pretty wild too

[tranquil lantern]

it is I believe

[tranquil lantern]

this is the central panel

[wheat leaf]

maybe just a section then? leme do some googling

[proper palm]

Oh so it literally is

[summer cloud]

a lotta parries

[proper palm]

AHHA

[wide nimbus]

i js stole some dude's cloth thing

ts is aura incarnate

[tranquil lantern]

triptych the last judgement

[wheat leaf]

must consult with google AI to get the facts straight

[proper palm]

Sparring is like the better version of free mode

[summer cloud]

Free mode? Oh you mean sparring

[proper palm]

https://tenor.com/view/lebowski-the-big-dude-bowling-am-i-wrong-angry-gif-16078957

[celest smelt]

guys if you use the 3rd poleaxe haft and make it as short as you can you hold it by the head

[wheat leaf]

you right, i thought the panel you posted was the hell section but it looked different

[celest smelt]

this is peak

[proper palm]

Free mode?

Yea it’s sparring

Geek

[wheat leaf]

ayo who tf is this dude

[meager wing]

my game just crashes

d

[wheat leaf]

mf's riding a carp

[proper palm]

Fish jockey

[tranquil lantern]

another gooba thing riding a fish thing

[gusty pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-thinks-he-is-on-the-team-gif-734468567113922582

[proper palm]

Fish jockey

[wheat leaf]

OH THE FISH HAS LEGS TOO

[tranquil lantern]

I just saw that 😭 didnt even see this when I clipped mine

[wheat leaf]

its a funny lil creature lmao

[meager wing]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fat-aIg5YFameKcSc

[tall dagger]

Executioner

[tranquil lantern]

this guy bro

[proper palm]

I like this lil void freak

[tranquil lantern]

bro was just making things up

[wide nimbus]

next time i see that shortie ass barron im coming for his beak bro
ts just doesnt get the job done efficiently enough

[tranquil lantern]

he wasnt even there to see the last judgement

[wheat leaf]

even in the low resolution i can make out that judgemental ass stare

[vital dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-mad-angry-slam-headphones-gif-1018973353891055864

[slow iris]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-devil-donut-feed-gif-5059327

[proper palm]

Boy dis alcohol

[wheat leaf]

i think my favourite from this author is the garden of earthly delights, equally as wild to look at

[mighty lichen]

I swear the artists were high on opioids and mercury when they were painting these.

[sudden lava]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-days-without-nonsense-gif-26130271

[tranquil lantern]

bro was not sober making ts

[proper palm]

Modern beer could kill a Victorian child

[sudden lava]

whatever this is it looks cool

[tranquil lantern]

what is this supposed to be

[wheat leaf]

thats the one i was talking about

[tranquil lantern]

garden of eden and hell?

[wheat leaf]

eden, earth, and hell

[proper palm]

The girl with cherries on her head is kiln me bro

[tranquil lantern]

that middle thing is NOT earth

I have not seen earth like ts

[wide nimbus]

imma lowkey js sit here and wait for someone to challenge me

[slow iris]

cute owl spotted

[tranquil lantern]

cant escape racism 😢

[mighty lichen]

I wonder what these beams of light in the buildings could be from.

[summer cloud]

Sometimes I dont even know what I'm doing

[wheat leaf]

i wasnt paying attention to the owl i found this lil goomba

[tranquil lantern]

only in hell bruh

[wheat leaf]

thats what i thought

i FOUND THE GOOMBA

[proper palm]

I like the rondel on ur Armet

[opal ore]

skbidi

skibid*

[summer cloud]

Of course you do

[mighty lichen]

Ah yes, guillotine ears and the whimsical pink flaboogledoink.

[wheat leaf]

i fw this one :D

[proper palm]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-smile-meme-squarepants-excited-gif-23388772

[tranquil lantern]

bro heard the slightest description of giraffe and got to work

[mighty lichen]

Shit looks like a buckethead music video

[wide nimbus]

i got a red cloth now cus it has more aura than blue

[summer cloud]

Bro why are you a golem

[wheat leaf]

shoutout to my buddy Jartholomew i forgot he was in this one

[proper palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1443843399919603804/1447786188554375329/attachment.gif

[mighty lichen]

The fuck are these two wackjobs doing?

[wheat leaf]

thats a mirror

[tranquil lantern]

100% where Dr. Seuss got his ideas though 😭

[tall dagger]

thats not how you 69...

[wide nimbus]

this dude lowkey has some aura

https://giphy.com/gifs/escanor-thesevendeadlysins-lionssinofpride-zqIczYL4XQCriJbs4a

[proper palm]

Carried the show

[wide nimbus]

true

[wheat leaf]

lowkey mighta been at this rate

[junior harness]

does dying reset strength stat?

[tranquil lantern]

the wonglebongletotem

[proper palm]

Thats SO COLD

[tranquil lantern]

tuff as nails fr

[wide nimbus]

Ayo baron
im coming for dat polearm of yours
if my polearm isn't heavy enough then it'll just fly out of my hands if i swing it too hard

[tall dagger]

oops...

[wide nimbus]

prepare thyself, Baron

the Lion Sin of Pride is boutta slime you

[slow iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123005968226209943/1359172722910953622/IMG_4507.gif

[proper palm]

Miracle you didnt get your shit rocked out your Willie

[tranquil lantern]

typa stuff youd see in a myth and theyd lose spectacularly

[opal ore]

guys

[summer cloud]

Pretty impressive all things considered

[opal ore]

im confused

i reached the end of my tier

[tall dagger]

ayo atleast that weapon flip was clean. i didnt even realize i did that

[opal ore]

i fought the baron

[tranquil lantern]

again

[opal ore]

got his cuirass

[tranquil lantern]

do it again

[opal ore]

but im still like

lord tier

[tranquil lantern]

do it again for more stuff

[tall plume]

is strength broke

[opal ore]

what

[distant chasm]

Just found out you can use a crossbow with an arrow in it like a bayonet, and arrows seem to be bugged so if you stab someone with an arrow you can fling them around like they weigh nothing

[opal ore]

i have to fight him 10 times

[tranquil lantern]

youll get more gear

[tranquil lantern]

about actually yes