halfsword-chat-⚔

[quartz pine]

I cant reach it

😭

[slow quest]

guys what happens if you kill the drunk guy from the errand the innkeeper gives you

[candid mist]

Nothing, that just means u like torturing willies

[thorn crest]

Then you get to fight him in the abyss

[slow quest]

can we give the drunk guy a name

[barren torrent]

how do i take a tabard off of a corpse?

[quartz pine]

theres literally dents and tears in my gambeson and armor fromt rying to teach this fucking sallet

[candid mist]

Dilly for drunk willy idk

[slow quest]

bud lightte

[thorn crest]

Grab the torso and hold the grab button for the hand you're grabbing with.

[uneven galleon]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[thorn crest]

So Q or E

[candid mist]

Wdym bro

[summer cloud]

Black line under your weight

[barren torrent]

thank you, i have a red tabard now 😸

[candid mist]

Rlly? So there is a limit?

[summer cloud]

yes

[dapper basalt]

when do we get guns, the real weapons

[wispy gazelle]

you can get a crossbow

[uneven galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-tweaking-acting-stupid-gif-13038827370204621939

[ornate gate]

is 72kg max weight for beggar?

[ocean flame]

we are in like the 15th century

[dapper basalt]

no it's 2026 fool

[twilit lichen]

i love when the baron looks at me and my arm is crippled

[barren torrent]

any tips for sliders on pollaxe? my current one seems a bit unwieldy

[wispy gazelle]

i get in close with a pole axe and smoke his cranium

[summer cloud]

This one was pretty brutal

[twilit lichen]

the game lagged and his beak was in my arm

phased through my armour

[wispy gazelle]

rip

atlease yours lags mine just crashes

[ocean flame]

i think it can pierce through armor with enough force

or your armor coverage wasnt good enough

[wispy gazelle]

that spike is very good at penetrating

[summer cloud]

Armor? Who needs it

[twilit lichen]

well it lagged and when that happens for me weapons just phase through

all

[ocean flame]

unlucky

[wispy gazelle]

i used the shit out of that weapon till i dropped it to loot and pillage then it became apart of the medieval space program

[ocean flame]

this is why we have insurance

[dreamy pelican]

Imma take a shit on this willie

[wispy gazelle]

what the fuck are you

[wispy gazelle]

i didnt get insurance 🙁

[ocean flame]

beef wellington

its a mod

[wary nebula]

what is the baron set? is that just saying I have it all?

[still brook]

how can i get my items from progression mode into free play mode?

[graceful shoal]

Did zombies get nerfed this patch? they feel like they dont bite quite so hard?

[dreamy pelican]

Idk but hes lucky I missed his nuts with that kick

[graceful shoal]

Or, does armor work against them now?

[ocean flame]

makes ur willy this monster

[graceful shoal]

Insure them

[ocean flame]

it depends on where they bite

[still brook]

thank you so muichj!

[ocean flame]

if they bite ur neck its prob a death sentence

[summer cloud]

This fight felt like it was from a different game

[ocean flame]

they can bite ur hand and u lose grip on ur weapon

armor is heavily effective

[dapper basalt]

whoa font is different

[ocean flame]

head hits are also effective

[zinc echo]

Day 2 of being sad without steam

[wispy gazelle]

bros out here playing chivalry 2 and i cant swing straight to save my life

[dreamy pelican]

Me and the bros goin out to kick some peasants

[chrome oasis]

... why did this make me laugh so hard

[zinc echo]

That guy ain't beating John, but is there a mod to be gigantic?

[dreamy pelican]

that font is why this update is running less performant

[dreamy pelican]

yes

[zinc echo]

Okay, I will download it when I get my account back

[dapper basalt]

yeah why is it running worse now

[summer cloud]

Well, you can do accels

[zinc echo]

How to mod half sword, I can't make an enhancer mod for early access

[quiet obsidian]

how do you become a tank in halfsword

[zinc echo]

Mods

[past mirage]

Can you not take off the Golden Dudes armor?

Just finished the lord challange

[dawn holly]

Thhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's what felt off

[floral vale]

you get one piece every time you beat him

cant strip him for it

[past mirage]

oh

[wispy gazelle]

yeah

[past mirage]

were does it show up then?

[wispy gazelle]

i wish you could steal armor from him

[floral vale]

just hold g and win

it shows up in your inventory

[quick spoke]

My strength isn't going up.

[zinc echo]

What the f, it means I will have to beat the baron for 100000 times?

[floral vale]

9 times

something like that

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-jones-uzbek-gif-9108365450976190246

[zinc echo]

Oh sh

🙀

[wispy gazelle]

whats the difference between the harnass and the vambrace

all i see is the harness removes the ability to wear a few other armor pices

[summer cloud]

BRO did I turn on explosive rounds wth?

[floral vale]

harness is just spaulders + vambraces combined im pretty sure

into one armor piece

[quiet obsidian]

yeah

[wispy gazelle]

eh no good pauldron superiority

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/why-is-he-lying-wong-gif-5558347777370316415

[sharp palm]

genuinely one of the best hand swaps. that was beyond clean

[wispy gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/why-is-he-gif-3749724709641675358

[summer cloud]

You can do some clean shit with the new patch

[slow quest]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[wispy gazelle]

aww my gif no work 🙁

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-better-call-saul-that's-what-the-kids-call-embed-fail-kids-call-embed-fail-gif-1997762499303884962

[sharp palm]

does anyone know how many pieces of armor the baron has? i have everything but the sabatons, and i am wondering if there is more than the sabtons and the hauberk

[wispy gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/wanna-kill-myself-the-office-michael-scott-steve-carell-frustrated-gif-13414030

[graceful shoal]

They feel less bitey... maybe I'm just lucky

[wispy gazelle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[slow quest]

lol bro two in a row

[wary nebula]

he doesn't wear sabatons

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[slow quest]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[wispy gazelle]

the server doesnt wanna see me succeed

[sand kestrel]

bro istg

[wispy gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[slow quest]

lol

[sand kestrel]

how come i can hit an npc like 5 times in the head

[wispy gazelle]

i dont have embed rights lmao NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sand kestrel]

and they get up in under 3 seconds

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-triple-embed-fail-gif-27612196

[quartz pine]

My game just crashed and it put me right back where i was

gem

[wispy gazelle]

you aint hitting them hard enough

[sand kestrel]

but i trip on a poleaxe on the floor

[last girder]

fuckass baron helmet got me killed in one shot 🥀

[sharp palm]

holy shit, i must know how you are doing it so clean. is it just the weight of the weapon youre using? is it the no armor? the town is curious

[sand kestrel]

it takes me at most 10 seconds

[sand kestrel]

did you try switching hands one more time 💔

[wispy gazelle]

ig since im new to the server i have no rights 🙁

[sharp palm]

oh snap, what are all of the armors/clothes i can get from him?

[limber oar]

correct hedge born

[runic jasper]

What does it mean when my items are highlighted orange

[summer cloud]

You can get clean swaps with heavy pollaxe, but its very different.

[velvet moss]

wha the fuck is this tech

[velvet moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1213715695104167989/1468100903822426265/attachment.gif

[wispy gazelle]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

i swear i can handle these streets

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/solunary-neveah-discordia-discordian-discord-gif-27558502

[carmine wave]

for the abyss do you have to hit them in the head enough

cuz they are a diehard for me

[graceful shoal]

for blunt yeah

[devout belfry]

tabards would be so cool if it wasnt for them clipping into armor

[summer cloud]

YOU WANT MORE HAND SWAPS??

[wary nebula]

cuirass, vambrace, spaulders, cuisses, greaves, standart, folds, guantlets, and armet
pretty sure thats all

[summer cloud]

ARE YOU ENTERTAINED?

[graceful shoal]

But if you have a sword they cut in half like butter

[sharp palm]

i see. i must try to do something similar.

[sand kestrel]

one more hand swap

[dawn holly]

are we still getting stuff like this?

[floral vale]

ive been inspired by the jank fu

[wary nebula]

so 10 in total

[sand kestrel]

BROOO 😭

next update they will add the electricity shooting through willies brain

using rtx technology

[dawn holly]

i've just never seen it in game 🙁

[floral vale]

i must follow in geezmo's footsteps and become a master of the poleaxe

[sharp palm]

oh SNAP. i think that means i have all of the baron armor

[runic jasper]

How do you grab the items in the wagon in forest map?

[summer cloud]

I oblige

[wispy osprey]

is anyone else experiencing saves getting deleted on every game reload?

[sand kestrel]

you have satisfied my needs

[carmine wave]

i flip over the big box next to it and just shimmy my arm into the wagon

[wispy osprey]

wait sorry there's a bug report channel

[narrow vine]

how many hours do you have 😭 🥀

[sand kestrel]

i forget u have to do

3v1s

[small glen]

Yep

[sand kestrel]

omg bruh

polearm purgatory

[dawn holly]

obiously we still have erly access right now, but half of the stuff I see in WIP has been excluded from the game. will they be full release only?

[summer cloud]

Heavy pollaxe is more unwieldy, you gotta change up the resonant frequency yaknow

[dawn holly]

things like random ui mainly.

[summer cloud]

idk like 2-300?

[narrow vine]

dang

[random oar]

john halfsword is that you?

[formal chasm]

between 2 and 300

[velvet moss]

i need to make a bigger and heavier sword but my current sword is such a goat

[formal chasm]

3 hours

[sand kestrel]

i feel like if a guy has

[sand kestrel]

several noticable

deep dents

in his

helmet

[dawn holly]

hire muscle

[sand kestrel]

he shoudlnt be walking

[summer cloud]

You are off by an order of magnitude, somewhere between base 2 and 20

[formal chasm]

brain damage often makes people unable to formulate full sentences

[dawn holly]

please don't come to my house

[sand kestrel]

i no have brain

[topaz epoch]

honestly which you could ike, flip the weapons

[sand kestrel]

i have another salet

[small glen]

Already there

[sand kestrel]

under my skull

[carmine wave]

apparently not for abyss

im having a really "fun" time with it

[slate crag]

I pray for a hotfix for the strength leveling being broken tomorrow

[topaz epoch]

like you can swip the polaxe between its different settings 😛

[sand kestrel]

come outside i wont jump you

[topaz epoch]

.........

[summer cloud]

I am not He.

[wary nebula]

we need a full blackened armor set

[dawn holly]

promise?

[sand kestrel]

i wholeheartedly agree

[summer cloud]

I spin my weapon, not myself

[sand kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-tony-stark-gif-26471287

[topaz epoch]

Also that is a Hog splitter not a sickle

[prisma stag]

How do you wear the vambrace? I've worn every shirt including ones without chains.

[sand kestrel]

bro the guy on the right side of this image was lowkey getting his ass beat

by his own teammate

😭

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-on-fire-house-on-fire-burning-gif-16571933472461697070

[loud cedar]

This image is fake because people are not immune to fire

[sand kestrel]

lighting changes are what really destroy my fps

[quick steppe]

at first i didnt know you could hire people and did 3 or 4 tourneys alone

[sand kestrel]

Yeah same 😭

[dawn holly]

same 😔

[floral vale]

theres some people here who only figured that out after doing the lord tourney the first time

[uneven galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[summer cloud]

Did I have to flex on him? Yes.

[small glen]

It's lame hiring mercs

[slow quest]

I raw dogged the entire gauntlet up until the lord tourney

[fossil goblet]

man why tf cant i turn off the sound of yapping dogs

mf i cant duel

[slow quest]

I just kept tripping on stuff and getting beat on

[graceful shoal]

It's crazy what dropping all your armor does for the difficulty curve lol

actually getting smacked around a bit, its been a while

[quick steppe]

what is the weight of you poleaxe

[narrow vine]

bro i keep thinking its my dog

[summer cloud]

1.66kg

[slow quest]

WHAT

bro I have a similar one and its 4.22kg

[fossil goblet]

this game is really fkn cool just man i question so many things

[summer cloud]

That's heavy brah

[fossil goblet]

not in terms of gameplay

that bangin

[floral vale]

if you lower everything it goes down to like 1.4kg fym

[slow quest]

with a heavier one you can smack helmets off in a daily basis

[floral vale]

you can with light ones too, like the ones geezmo uses

[dawn holly]

like this looks awesome

[floral vale]

you just need momentum

[quick steppe]

no wonder you can do moves like that with out loosing controle,

[alpine cove]

I have a genuine question, will half sword come to console

[vital dagger]

Die.

[summer cloud]

I prefer to explode helmets

[prisma stag]

What is preventing me from wearing spaulders if i have a doublet without chains?

[graceful shoal]

Got DoF working? Nice

[narrow vine]

nah

[floral vale]

it says something about that in #faq

[slow quest]

bad doublet

[graceful shoal]

arming doublet?

[fossil goblet]

your dude built like prime luke rockhold

[alpine cove]

Awesome thank you

[vital dagger]

hell yeh

[prisma stag]

I have used both, and they both don't let me use the spaulders

[velvet moss]

why is this bottom slot greyed out? i have hosen

[quick steppe]

not having the proper doublet

[summer cloud]

I don't know who that is but I see it

[kind forge]

how good is this update performance wise

[velvet moss]

nvm lol

[uneven galleon]

why he looking like that

[dawn holly]

It's better than release. a decent computer will run it usually.

[summer cloud]

Heavy can do crazy stuff too, it just looks different

[carmine wave]

cuz of what your wearing

[velvet moss]

i realized

[sand kestrel]

i ❤️ short poleaxe

[carmine wave]

i think its because you need arming doublet

[uneven galleon]

how do i get to the bridge fighting modfe

[fossil goblet]

man wy tf can i send videos but not imgs

[uneven galleon]

dude how do i get these maps

[graceful shoal]

higher ranks

[uneven galleon]

oh

how rankup

oh

[sand kestrel]

baron fight

[uneven galleon]

progression?

[sand kestrel]

omfg

i ran into the FUCKING

BARONS BEAK

FACE FIRST

[rapid nacelle]

i paid for my guy for 20 rounds XD, hes got me through almost every trial(i honestly dont know if its the same guy each time but same name and similar clothes)

[sand kestrel]

im so stupid

😭

[uneven galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-tweaking-acting-stupid-gif-13038827370204621939

[quick steppe]

i was mainly a sword user but now after seeing these moves im gonna try poleaxe more

[solemn parcel]

Might we not finden a path of pee

[sand kestrel]

i had to pay 108 pf for dental surgery

[dawn holly]

the plancon is still way overpowered

[unreal fog]

can you choke people to death?

[quick steppe]

or face re-construction

[dawn holly]

i'm pretty sure.

[unreal fog]

ive been choking this one fucker for 2 minutes straght and he hasnt died

given up sure

[quick steppe]

they only give up

[unreal fog]

but i had to bash his skull against the pillars in the cellar to finally put him down

[sand kestrel]

we all know the arrow bounced off his shoulder after ts (this) image 😭

[dawn holly]

i've seen them pass out from it

[gritty salmon]

they cant die for some reason

[summer cloud]

Pollaxe does have the coolest moves

[vital dagger]

Nope, the arrow actually was deflected by the shield

[carmine wave]

a zomboid bit my keister

i hate abyss

[sand kestrel]

short poleaxe gameplay when

[vital dagger]

Whats a keister....

[sand kestrel]

🥶

[carmine wave]

search it up

[summer cloud]

Short pollaxe not as cool tho

[floral vale]

lowk i need to get my money up so i can recreate this poleaxe you're using

[vital dagger]

oh lord have mercy

[floral vale]

time to grind

[dawn holly]

woah

[vital dagger]

Ye's and yalls Americanisms

[summer cloud]

only costs like 300 pfennings

[sand kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/lugi-sleep-luigi-mario-luigi-book-luigi's-mansion-luigi-nap-gif-9233207602314102479

[summer cloud]

The handling, I mean

[floral vale]

is that gold or gilded

[summer cloud]

Doesn't feel good

It's gilded

[graceful shoal]

honestly best money might just be dying in high ranked fights lol the retribution matches give you so much money its stupid

[floral vale]

ohh i see

[summer cloud]

I have a gold one, but not enough money to insure it 😄

[carmine wave]

anything gold costs like 3k pflemmings

[floral vale]

time to get my money down

[summer cloud]

8000 pfennings for me

3100 to insure

[vital dagger]

Looks like CaseOh can run slums perfectly fine on his end

checkhis stream

[quick steppe]

true, but sword have lots of cool techniques and guards but most of them are not possible or just hard to do in halfsword

[floral vale]

mine costed 6k and im too poor to insure

[carmine wave]

i heavily dislike that i cant buy a rondel at lord

i wanna stab the peasants

[wanton remnant]

You can it’s rare

[carmine wave]

that fat merchant isnt gonna get money from me for restocking

[quick steppe]

you can find one in the cellar

[unreal fog]

ok the guys finally dead

[summer cloud]

Yes pollaxe is definitely a little easier to perform well with

[uneven galleon]

Im actually going to go insane

[vital dagger]

Try to switch to Dx11

Dx12 is unstable

[unreal fog]

all it took as 4 minutes of choking, a minute of bashing his brains out on every piece of furniture in the cellar, and then kicking his jaw off

either i was tired as shit or he was drunk as fuck

[wary nebula]

i've seen it in shop

[carmine wave]

dx12 is best for performance atleast at my specs

[uneven galleon]

k

[vital dagger]

Ye, it varies

[uneven galleon]

ill try

[carmine wave]

dx11 dropped my stuff by like 20-30 frames

[vital dagger]

For me as an AMD user, Dx11 is safer

more frames less to no crashes

[uneven galleon]

im amd too

[unreal fog]

might need to just steal it off a broke mf but i actually did get mine from the trader

ig its just rare to see ot

[vital dagger]

Then try Dx11

[carmine wave]

im glad im not stuck with my old garbage laptop tryna play half sword

[uneven galleon]

i was on dx11

[vital dagger]

Also unless you need it, turn Vsync off, caps fps at 60

[prisma stag]

it doesn't make sense that you lose the quiver

[woven crest]

what cpu, gpu, ram setup you have?

[uneven galleon]

fah idk

uh

rx7600

other stuff

[woven crest]

yea my game regularly goes above 10gb vram usage so i see why

[wary nebula]

if you equip crossbow going into a round u keep one

[woven crest]

and i play at 1440p

[uneven galleon]

bro why do the characters in this game look weird as shit

[uneven galleon]

yea

[woven crest]

get an rx 6800

[uneven galleon]

?

isnt that downgrading

[vital dagger]

Also If your setup is shit (i dont know shit about AMD GPUS except my own) theres tons of performance configs on nexus, im not going to link it, and you shouldnt neither, do your own research and just be careful and im sure one of them can help :>

[torn fog]

Gang, protips pls

[woven crest]

No lol, the 6800 has 16gb of vram and performs like a 3080

[summer cloud]

Hand swap from this stance is so damn strong

[prisma stag]

There's not much reason to do that now that you can't sheathe polearms, + polearms are forced past veteran.

[woven crest]

7600 sucks ass

[deft vigil]

lost to my longest run to a zombie biting my kneecaps until i couldnt stand up anymore this is miserable

[uneven galleon]

thanks

[carmine wave]

protip: amd kinda sucks (least with compatibility)

[uneven galleon]

oh damn

[vital dagger]

Np :>

[uneven galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-tweaking-acting-stupid-gif-13038827370204621939

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/why-is-he-lying-wong-gif-5558347777370316415

[uneven galleon]

uncle i saved up all summer for this pc so ion wanna hear it

[carmine wave]

[unreal fog]

anyone else notice that by the time you reach lord you become the one punch man of brawls

[torn fog]

Protips?

please

https://giphy.com/gifs/couple-romantic-bl-UUpliNNJo1la75EWLs

[wary nebula]

yes you gain muscle by doing stuff

[vital dagger]

Its a very very good brand for 3rd world country gamers, since its a Mid End range manufacturer with GPUs that stack shit for cheap shit, like the RX9060XT, affordable af, powerful af, even has RT for some Dx12 games

[storm epoch]

you gain muscle

[unreal fog]

no i mean one swing literally kills them i dont think im supposed to be that strong

[uneven galleon]

at first i thought ts sucked but now its really fun

[storm epoch]

chat the swordplay feels so much bettern ow

[uneven galleon]

because of these weird ah character

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-lightning-crash-out-gif-4015029622416133418

the poleaxe i just made clipped through the floor to never be seen again

[vital dagger]

Also its not rank locked, so you can train your ass off on beggar tier and become the hulk before you even rank up

[summer cloud]

what is that?

[unreal fog]

peak

[torn fog]

gif

[carmine wave]

i thought for awhile it was rank locked for atleast certain numbers and stuff

[summer cloud]

Its just a still image

[carmine wave]

like beggar cant be hulk but can be little big boy

[wary nebula]

dude imagine if you added some extra lightning effects to this though

[storm epoch]

what is this 😭

[sharp palm]

i have officially beaten it. i have earned all of the barons set. now i can finally wear the best armor. i can finally be naked

[storm epoch]

ok

[narrow vine]

do you physically get bigger

[summer cloud]

Bro idk zoe posted it

[vital dagger]

Nope it aint, it feels more natural to gain muslce as you progress, but its very possible to train your muscle to max any point in the game, god forbid if you're good enough, keep your muscle as low as possible and reach lord rank

[carmine wave]

its in char customiation

stature with height atleast

not mooscles tho

[sharp palm]

i am now god

[unreal fog]

wider

[vital dagger]

only muscle mass, your height you set when creating the character

or u can change in a save editor

[wary nebula]

if you do that, you can also just die and summon another guy with more muscle

[carmine wave]

when i tried to do anything with a copy of my save file it had some error and pooted

[sand kestrel]

can they add a little bit of healing between tourney rounds 💔

just a bit

[vital dagger]

hm ok

[vital dagger]

make a backup next time

just incase

[quick steppe]

it does heal a bit

[vital dagger]

always backup saves

[storm epoch]

remember kids if people are rioting

[narrow vine]

so if i just punch the armor stand in training mode for 30 mins imma get buff?

[storm epoch]

cut off their heads

[carmine wave]

i copied it so uh

[wispy gazelle]

holy 2k to insure the barrons beak

[vital dagger]

Its an unspoken rule to always make backups of saves that you will modify, in any game

[unreal fog]

pretty much

at this point Ive managed to be able to break a guys arm with one hit and kill him with another, unarmed

[narrow vine]

do your muscles update size in real time or after i move on

[unreal fog]

idk but you dont gain them fast enough to notice

[carmine wave]

i want at some point to be able to like prestige and be those big boy guys (champions)

[unreal fog]

aint no test in this game

[narrow vine]

if you knock yourself out more do you gain more resistance

[storm epoch]

no

[formal chasm]

your character gets ripped

but you dont get as big as the big boys

[floral vale]

theres no fucking way my merc just one shotted the baron at the start of the round bro

[storm epoch]

W merc

[velvet moss]

how do i switch into reverse grip with the rondel?

[storm epoch]

something i noticed bout the newest update is ai kicks a lot more often now

[carmine wave]

pay him 10 days worth

[mental cargo]

pay him extra bro

[storm epoch]

should already be in reverse when u pick it up

[floral vale]

hes getting all the tourney winnings for this highkey

[opal mural]

do you get fist fight after completing progression mode?

[gritty salmon]

?

[wary nebula]

i wonder if they're gonna do anything about the glitch where a blade suddenly gives off 3000 pounds of force from standstill

[storm epoch]

fist fights are brawls

[formal chasm]

yes

[gritty salmon]

brawls

[formal chasm]

you just gotta pic kthem

[gritty salmon]

and no

[prisma stag]

Sooo, the abyss killcount is broken, i don't know how this got messed up, i've gotten to at least an amateur level in two coding languages, and have never had this problem with scaling numbers.

[gritty salmon]

theres no completion of progression mode rn

[velvet moss]

ooo yeah

[gritty salmon]

i believe thats intentional

[velvet moss]

how do i even use the rondel lol

[gritty salmon]

its like the point ysstem in the abyss

system

[opal mural]

i just want my freeplay fist fight, them brawls be a lil too quick

[tight coyote]

Any idea why I can't gain weight? I have been 72KG for so long

[gritty salmon]

?

the grip is made for it in reverse grip

[summer cloud]

Last hit looks so weird

[gritty salmon]

the brawls are

fist fights

?

[wary nebula]

pretty sure theres just a cap

[carmine wave]

id like for progression mode abyss to show me how many ive killed like it does in the dedicated abyss mode

[storm epoch]

you look like a gladiator

[carmine wave]

i got like i wanna say 130 left

[gritty salmon]

it doesnt do it in the demo

[opal mural]

ik but i dont get them everytime on progression

[gritty salmon]

graaa

[gritty salmon]

what

[tight coyote]

My friends 93kg though 🤔

[velvet moss]

How do i accurately get it in the gapws

[formal chasm]

realistic

[summer cloud]

Are you not entertained?

[toxic island]

bro i got data wiped 😭

[prisma zinc]

i dont get how you do that spinning shit

[storm epoch]

I am entertained

[toxic island]

whats happening

[gritty salmon]

you hammer at them until you do or you strip them of gear

[formal chasm]

people were doing much wilder shit with polearms back then

[gritty salmon]

while they are on the ground

[carmine wave]

huga chuga

[wary nebula]

what rank are you? it also could be that you have a really short character, which makes the cap lower

[opal mural]

sometimes ill get other things than brawl while on progression when im tryna just get brawls

[formal chasm]

git gud

[gritty salmon]

i like using the rondel as a tool of stabbing people to death who are on the ground

its super fun to strip them of gear and then stab them in the head

[dapper basalt]

noooooo they patched exiting to menu after forging weapon

[summer cloud]

Just a little bit of practice, hit x in the right stance, and with the right velocity

[topaz epoch]

Okay question, do the spikes on thepolaxes actually stab?

[dapper basalt]

noooooooo

[gritty salmon]

yes

[formal chasm]

almost like it was made for that

[gritty salmon]

i got a stab on a armored knight once

[velvet moss]

[tight coyote]

That's... annoying, i tried to make him tall but i guess i messed it up or something

[gritty salmon]

truth nuke

although hand and arm damage doesnt do as much

[wary nebula]

absolutely

[carmine wave]

the stabbing in early access kinda sucks tho

[gritty salmon]

which is annoying

[carmine wave]

or is it just me

[gritty salmon]

no its fine

i mean like you cant aim as high unless you get a really light spear

but

[formal chasm]

after you get the baron's pick all weapons become overshadowed anyways

[gritty salmon]

you almost always hit the chest

[gritty salmon]

no custom poleaxes are better

[floral vale]

i keep misclicking this dam voice chat

[formal chasm]

nope

[tight coyote]

Idk barons pick pens armor if hit right

[carmine wave]

having the little beak thing for polearms in the front it amazing for head hits and getting in nooks and cranies

[formal chasm]

a helmet goes flying everytime i get a hit

[gritty salmon]

same with my poleaxes

[formal chasm]

that thing is busted

[frank crane]

Guys, are you happy with the optimization right now?

[gritty salmon]

its not different if you balance your poleaxe rn

[prisma stag]

You aren't able to do fist fights in freeplay, it's really difficult to practice unarmed combat now in progression mode, back in the day we would hop into freeplay, slap em on the forehead and get to grappling. Even in progression mode it can be first blood or knockdown, which are horrible for brawls.

[storm epoch]

yea

[formal chasm]

but the barons pick also easily gets into gaps

[carmine wave]

kinda sucks for lower-mid range

[tight coyote]

Slums is still bad and forrest is ehhhh

[carmine wave]

but its better than before

[gritty salmon]

eh

[carmine wave]

cuz i wanna get my friend on half sword

[frank crane]

thanks

[gritty salmon]

like it doesnt really matter

its weighty a bit

doesnt have a back end

[floral vale]

if you are using a singular weapon the whole time because it "overshadows" other weapons that can objectively kill enemies just as good then what are you doing

[formal chasm]

its long and picky. kills knights with 1 shot

[storm epoch]

tbf its just a giant pickaxe

[gritty salmon]

so can custom poleaxes gra

aaaa

[wary nebula]

get a max size and weight polearm with the huge axe head, use copper decoration (or gold if you can afford) and it will just straight up cut through helmets on a good hit, disable a limb on a bad one, giant range

[gritty salmon]

i literally made a doubleaxe thats 10x faster does the same thing

[formal chasm]

theyre just not as good. the same way that baron's armor is lighter

[mystic cloud]

is it worth retiring a run for the early game again (currently in full Baron)

[velvet moss]

https://tenor.com/view/femtanyl-dance-meme-animation-gif-7269758632180295051

[gritty salmon]

no they arent

[sand kestrel]

hafted lowkey goated

[formal chasm]

but baron's pick is agille

[storm epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/femta-nyl-femtanyl-token-oppa-gangnam-style-gangnam-style-gif-13702928574799220133

[summer cloud]

I just went crazy in this one. Didn't pay off but felt cool

[gritty salmon]

its not as agile?

what

no

[gritty salmon]

like you can do this (and i have made poleaxes that can do the same thing while knocking off helmets)

but with the barons you cant

[humble bloom]

Just insure and put all equipped gear in your chest and you wont lose anything, and you can just use late game stuff again anytime you want.

[frank crane]

how many fps u have in slums?

[storm epoch]

he escaped the cellar

[summer cloud]

What do you mean?

[floral vale]

25-30 in duels

[formal chasm]

what settings did you use for them

[floral vale]

10 in riots 😭

[gritty salmon]

as in manuverable and knocking off helmets

[frank crane]

i 15-20

[wary nebula]

like 90 facing the wall, 20-40 facing the open world map side (epic graphics)

[gentle storm]

how do you get the quiver for crossbow in free mode

[summer cloud]

This thing can knock off helmets

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/rtx-gif-316975000211366020

[mystic cloud]

even through a retire?

[brisk oak]

not ts fuckass artist

[wary nebula]

this is after the guys are bleeding on the ground though

[brisk oak]

✌️

[uneven galleon]

YO

[gritty salmon]

i mean yeah true

[velvet moss]

ts means this shit

[brisk oak]

As a tech expert this shit hurt me

[gritty salmon]

this guys just sayign that barons poleaxe is the best

which its not

[gentle storm]

I havent found it as an actual item yet, even tho when i use the crossbow I get a quiver

[gritty salmon]

really

[tight coyote]

Anyone know how to head slam like in the trailer? Seems to be impossible 🤔

[uneven galleon]

THE MAP WITH THE BRIDGE SO PEAK

[mystic cloud]

What's your counter

[humble bloom]

Yes, retire just gets rid of your current character but not all your stuff in the chest.

[velvet moss]

using ts in this context makes no grammatical sense

[floral vale]

"as a tech expert"

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-alert-bumper-adam-devine-pitch-perfect-lame-gif-17474980

[mystic cloud]

nut

[gritty salmon]

custom poleaxe i made

[brisk oak]

son 💔

[gritty salmon]

just parry a blow and hit with the pommel or the head

[brisk oak]

scout is it true spy is your dad

[quartz pine]

I was about to win the militia tourney but I accidentally kicked a sword while trying to kick a guy in the head

[velvet moss]

as a certified dumbass i approve

[gritty salmon]

FAKE NEWS..

[mystic cloud]

Poleaxe with spear head - dual hammerstud - billhook end

[brisk oak]

okay jeremiah

[mystic cloud]

is mine

[smoky vale]

Does anyone know how I can fix my progress not being saved?

[floral vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296542944290930710/1469421630311759962/ezgif-3988aa3259624141.gif

[smoky vale]

Can someone pls help

[storm epoch]

check steam cloud

[smoky vale]

Says up to date

[tight coyote]

Hold E and Q While already holding them? 🤔

[smoky vale]

it happens every game launch

[uneven galleon]

You dont have to hold E and Q, all they do is grab

[mystic cloud]

Have you verified the integrity of your game files through Steam?

[smoky vale]

I tried reinstalling the game

[prisma stag]

we need the old abyss regen back, I'm stuck in a loop of being healthy enough to stand, and then bleeding again and falling again.

[mystic cloud]

specs? cpu/ram/gpu?

[smoky vale]

Ryzen 5 5600X
RTX 3070
32 GB 3200MHz DDR4

[prisma stag]

In the previous demo's abyss you would only not regen if you lost a limb, this made it very unfortunate to lose a hand, but it was survivable.

[mystic cloud]

big head scratch cuz that looks good

[humble iris]

i don't know why his specs would matter if its a save file issue ?

[smoky vale]

I'll try reinstalling again

[dark schooner]

is there a way to rotate the way you hold swords or daggers ??

[mystic cloud]

I thought it was just launching myb

[summer cloud]

Also heavy pollaxes are maneuverable too.

[humble iris]

Oh

[random oar]

so is all you get as a lord rank just riots

[humble iris]

i See

[frank crane]

ah, i have gtx 1650

[random oar]

thats all ive seen

[quartz pine]

I bought some spaulders and randomly they dissapeared

[gusty pulsar]

so the hotfix made the game tuff?

[gritty salmon]

yeah i know

[humble iris]

only for polearms

[gritty salmon]

for poleaxes yes

[prisma stag]

as in diferrent stances? no, apart from being able to position your sword in the corner for a new stance, but it goes straight again when they swing at you.

[gritty salmon]

polearms

but for swords

the wrists are SO WEAK

[humble iris]

swords still stink

[gritty salmon]

WHY ARE THEY STILL WEAK

[gusty pulsar]

KEVIN

[mystic cloud]

I liked stabbing until hotfix 4

[humble iris]

ive messed with the forge for swords after this hotfix for a while

[mystic cloud]

something about it dulled HARD

[humble iris]

every version i made of it still STINKS

[summer cloud]

Century of Humiliation for swords. The age of Triumph for the pollax.

[prisma stag]

i hate polearms and high armor because you fall every time you're stepped on.

[gritty salmon]

they lost their great swords

[gusty pulsar]

wait

[mystic cloud]

gotta play that range

[gritty salmon]

except for barons sword

that SUCKS HSIT RAGARGAGRAUWRUGAWRH

[quartz pine]

Alr guys wish me luck in the militia tourney because If i lose this I'm actually gonna quit

[humble iris]

armored combat is terrible

[storm epoch]

hire mercs?

[gritty salmon]

fake news

[mental cargo]

its easy dont worry

[humble iris]

polearms feel like they still do pebble damage (sometimes)

[smoky vale]

@mystic cloud Hey, do you know how to enable frame generation for < 4000s cards?

[brisk oak]

fellas is this good

[gritty salmon]

no they dont

they never did

[quartz pine]

I'm poor

[prisma stag]

you can start a new run from militia once you unlock the rank

[humble iris]

they do !

[summer cloud]

Agreed

[gritty salmon]

no they dont

they absolutely do not

[humble iris]

Bait

[mystic cloud]

It should be a DLSS setting in the game settings right?

[gritty salmon]

"BAIT" i can get consistent heavy head strikes with poleaxes that can knock off helmets with ease

[gusty pulsar]

i think il give half sword around 2 weeks before i buy the game

[humble iris]

Bait

[smoky vale]

Yeah under the DLSS settings

[gritty salmon]

in the demo the only weapon that could do that was the BARONS POLE AXE

[smoky vale]

It's greyed out for me

[gritty salmon]

POLEARM META BRO

they made it so cool too

[gritty salmon]

aa

[prisma stag]

Polearms were more fun in demo

[smoky vale]

Why didn't they allow lower gen cards to use frame generation bruh

[mystic cloud]

oh idk off rip how to ungray it but I have mine set to performance

[quartz pine]

I have good armor so i should be good i think

[summer cloud]

Wym polearms are the strongest weapons

[gritty salmon]

❌

[mystic cloud]

I have a 5070

[smoky vale]

oh alr

[gritty salmon]

you guys are wrong

[smoky vale]

You have it greyed too?

[wispy gazelle]

all i can say is skill issue polearms and poleaxes are amazing

[gusty pulsar]

is it the muscle mechanic that made the physics differ from the demo?

[mystic cloud]

nah

[gritty salmon]

wrists are weaker

[mystic cloud]

set to performance

[gritty salmon]

and slight changes yeah

[smoky vale]

Alright, thanks for answering tho

[slow quest]

uhhhhh no technology uhhhh give money to daddy hwang

[storm epoch]

guys where is his helmet

[gusty pulsar]

ah i see

[storm epoch]

oop

[prisma stag]

They're not better now, the only reason they good is because everything else sucks right now. Hammers felt so consistent in demo.

[smoky vale]

it's doable gta did it why should i upgrade my card

[humble iris]

I dunno Man this halberd im using seems to stink Pretty badly!!

[random oar]

wait how do i rank up from lord

[sand kestrel]

best poleaxe head?

[gritty salmon]

no they are amazing

[random oar]

theres no tourney

[humble iris]

Probably too long

[carmine wave]

cant

[gritty salmon]

DOUBLE AXE

[random oar]

noooo

what now

[carmine wave]

but theres baron

[gritty salmon]

✅

[wary nebula]

then shorten it?

[gritty salmon]

keep progressing

[random oar]

how do i obtain baron

[gritty salmon]

bro

[sand kestrel]

worst poleaxe head would be the meat tenderiser one

[slow quest]

im jokin bro you can use lossless scaling

[gusty pulsar]

i really want the head smashing gore to get added

[gritty salmon]

you are at baron now you get barons gear theres a lord tourney

[random oar]

i want to be a baron

[carmine wave]

wait for a tourney in the mornin

[wispy gazelle]

if youre facind armored people use the hammer end and smoke them against the dome

[random oar]

i want to be horrifying

[gritty salmon]

GO GRIND

noob

[carmine wave]

you cant be baron himself tho

[gusty pulsar]

i NEED blugeons to feel better

[lavish escarp]

Is there any way to quantify or qualify your str gain? I've been swinging a giant 6kg poleaxe around and my mass hasn't changed and it hasnt started swinging faster

[gritty salmon]

do lourd tourneys

[prisma stag]

I also don't think it makes sense to make beggar exactly the same as peasant except the tools are made out of wood instead of metal.

[random oar]

man

[gritty salmon]

yes you can

yes you can

[carmine wave]

you just get his armor

[smoky vale]

Alright, sorry! Had a bad day

[gritty salmon]

youccan get barons full set

and his weapons

[random oar]

theres NO LORD TOURNEYS

[carmine wave]

thats what i meant

[quartz pine]

i won

[gritty salmon]

GO GRIND

[random oar]

i cant see any

[gritty salmon]

WHAT ARE YOU DING

[random oar]

IM NOT DING

[carmine wave]

cant obtain his role tho

[gritty salmon]

DOING

GRAAAAAAAAA

I HAVE A LORD TOURNEY RN

[random oar]

WHAT

[carmine wave]

get a room already

[gritty salmon]

my double axe bugged the hsit out

[unkempt pivot]

i tried to killed my Willie with a "rapid fire" macro (we can't 🙁 )

[smoky vale]

Why dont yall js edit your money with cheat engine

Is good for sandbox purposes

[carmine wave]

crackhead on the corner of the street

[wispy gazelle]

ew cheater

[dark schooner]

moneys not that hard to get bro

[unkempt pivot]

But at least he has a shiny scalp

[carmine wave]

free haircut

[smoky vale]

It's a singleplayer game, shame on me

[quartz pine]

Do you need to get arming hosen to put on cuisses

[carmine wave]

put some alcohol on it

[wary nebula]

it depends on the shirt you're wearing

[storm epoch]

innocent man btw

[random oar]

whats the best way

[carmine wave]

he is NOT innocent

[quartz pine]

Arming doublet

[random oar]

to get baon

baron

i will become baron himself

[sand kestrel]

all i did was knock out like

[wispy gazelle]

exactly a single player game where money does next to nothing for you bc everything you want or need you can steal off the people you kill

[sand kestrel]

1 dude

[unkempt pivot]

I would have at least liked to be able to remove that superfluous skin

[sand kestrel]

everyone else killed eachother

😭

[wary nebula]

oh then yeah, theres another shirt with it too, but that one can't wear arm protection

[carmine wave]

cheating in most games usually leaves you bored

it removes the fun and stuff

'nuff said

[smoky vale]

Ok

[storm epoch]

i just slipped on some dudes chest plate

[civic pewter]

why cant i wear the cuisses

[smoky vale]

Did you use thr better sword trainer in demo?

[carmine wave]

arming doublet

[carmine wave]

huh

[smoky vale]

Nvm

[civic pewter]

whats that

[carmine wave]

shirt you get at like

militia

maybe later or vise versa

[civic pewter]

oh wow thanks

[carmine wave]

[gusty pulsar]

halfsword devs are cooking with the perfomance updates and other things

wouldve taken other devs ages to fix issues like these

[soft osprey]

bros hungry

[prisma stag]

Amd is doing worse in different ways every update.

[carmine wave]

blank green eyes
gluttony is all he feels

i wanna upload my images already

[wary nebula]

if they can just further fix the blood and the slum's open world map, it'd be nearly perfect for me

[shy mortar]

im cooked

[unreal fog]

can you lose muscle?

[sand kestrel]

feels like catching cancer early on

[wispy gazelle]

another reason intel is superior

[sand kestrel]

-250 pf but its fine

[gentle storm]

somehow i have 39 😭

[gusty pulsar]

any other issues you have about the ea?

[wispy gazelle]

i had 84 : (

[storm epoch]

i had 200

before retiring

[carmine wave]

i forgot to pay them off so now i have to fight 187

[wispy gazelle]

holy shit

[sand kestrel]

half sword + russian folk music = testosterone overload

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196614542285885483/1271197082291540088/togif.gif

[wispy gazelle]

i fought 18 of them off and i was sweating

[prisma stag]

Half sword is the only game where intel is better.

[carmine wave]

better yet bluegrass

[sand kestrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-mbH0H3exs&list=RDr-mbH0H3exs&start_radio=1

[wispy gazelle]

this man knows ball

[wary nebula]

performance wise not really just the blood and slums

[sand kestrel]

emo bluegrass doesnt exist:

[carmine wave]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3kY0N45C8aBFGotZWUpqG6?si=25bbe25938be4b66

[gusty pulsar]

and about the abyss?

[carmine wave]

i hate embeds

[mystic cloud]

I love how blades feel like wimpy maces atm

[gusty pulsar]

from what ive seen the ghouls are either piss easy or the worst thing ever

[carmine wave]

i hate how they fail

[gritty salmon]

lies

[carmine wave]

im gonna harm that blue hippo thing

[gritty salmon]

custom weapons

[ocean flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[gritty salmon]

i've used money a lot actually

[wispy gazelle]

eh custom weapons are ok it needs to be fleshed out more before its useful to me

[gritty salmon]

custom poleaxes

they are the best

[gusty pulsar]

that poor guy

[wispy gazelle]

i just use the barons beak and smoke the willy pack

[gritty salmon]

i also made like a little halfsword dedicated tool

[carmine wave]

i want some kinda really long rondel dagger

[gritty salmon]

arming sword really small but has a large gold pommel so it does 10 trillion damage and you can stab people

[storm epoch]

is it just me or did they make it easier to accidently drop your poleaxe?

[gritty salmon]

cool long sword for fun

and uhh

[carmine wave]

like comically large

[wary nebula]

i mean, i've ran through nearly 70 of them in 1 go, besides the bug where their legs and torso randomly lose hitbox collision, it's mostly just run around with a large sword in half-sword and decapitate them

[gritty salmon]

rondel rondel

[gritty salmon]

try to stab with a messer

it has the same grip

but no reverse

grip

[carmine wave]

i dont like messer cuzm that

even if reverse grip sucks irl

[gusty pulsar]

ah i see

[carmine wave]

it makes me look cool

[mystic cloud]

are poleaxe pick-spikes working well atm?

[summer cloud]

Do you guys think these new ways to swing look interesting, or do you find them distracting?

[gritty salmon]

i like to use axes more

[gritty salmon]

its actually really good

[prisma zinc]

whats the heaviest weapon you can make

[gritty salmon]

i tried it ingame

its super cool

and it is pretty useful

[prime burrow]

louis vitton collab

[gritty salmon]

the ai cant parry it

[limpid pilot]

Do you really want to know?

[mystic cloud]

I currently have mine setup with Axe front and it hasn't been chopping like it has

[gritty salmon]

and its very fun to pull off

[gritty salmon]

DOUBLE AXESSS

[prisma zinc]

yes

[gritty salmon]

🤑 🤑

its peak

[mystic cloud]

what tip? pointy boi or nah

[gritty salmon]

its the meta they dont want you to know baout

[gritty salmon]

pointy yes

why not

[wary nebula]

nvm

[limpid pilot]

Its between ur legs

[gritty salmon]

flail believers (wrong) baron poleaxe believers (never touched custom weapon making)

[carmine wave]

the ATF (abyss zombies) are coming to grab my guns (flail) and im not gonna let them (hall traps/logs)

[gritty salmon]

its the true meta

[carmine wave]

HEY

HEY

DONT DISS FLAIL

[mystic cloud]

what sliders did you play with if you remember

[gritty salmon]

its like a worse poleaxe come on now

[carmine wave]

the blunt is good in abyss

[rapid pasture]

Where do you get mods for the game

[wary nebula]

i think it's the 7372g polearm actually

[sand kestrel]

man i wish i had a really long fucking hafted

[carmine wave]

small mod stuff on half sword rn

[sand kestrel]

Poleaxes:

[rapid pasture]

Heard there was enhancer but thats for the demo

[carmine wave]

like 5 mods rn for early access

if not less

[rapid pasture]

Das fire where can i get it

[carmine wave]

nexus

[gritty salmon]

i made it 3140 g gold material double axes pointy with spike

guard you get when you first click it long reinforcement

ballpoint pen type pommel longer variation

then balance it out so it has max mass and near max head size, remove guard size and mass, make grip max, keep mass the same, increase the pommel slightly

[carmine wave]

i would wait for early access updates to slow down before that

[gritty salmon]

it can knock off helmets do cool tricks and it has a good strong pommel

[carmine wave]

every update could mess ur game up bad

[gritty salmon]

and double axes increase damage radius and can cut the unarmored willies

its PEAK..

[gritty salmon]

very fast too because its lightish

[carmine wave]

cutting willies

[sand kestrel]

my goated poleaxe

[carmine wave]

cut those willies scout

cut them

[gritty salmon]

make it a double axe bro

WHAT IS BRO DOING..

[sand kestrel]

fuh naw

[storm epoch]

guys pole axe

[summer cloud]

I feel my spacing was so clean here

[gritty salmon]

its actually the secret meta they dont want you to know about

[sand kestrel]

sorry for customizing my weapon💔

[gritty salmon]

thats cool
imagine during all that switching.. you had a DOUBLE AXE JADFWDFAHUIWFhuawffa 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤

[storm epoch]

you should be

[summer cloud]

Ew, axe without poll?

[gritty salmon]

your weapon is cool.. but NOT meta... the secret meta they dont want you to know about..

[gritty salmon]

noo

2 axes

on each side

[sand kestrel]

also not to mention

[gritty salmon]

Its actually brilliant

[sand kestrel]

is rlly short

[carmine wave]

thats heavy for two hands

[gritty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-and-luigi-brothership-eureka-gif-14222622004683338367

[mystic cloud]

My Ode

[summer cloud]

Why have two axe when one axe do trick?

[gritty salmon]

too much mass

[carmine wave]

yes

[gritty salmon]

switch sides and hit with other axe while returning to the other grip

[storm epoch]

efficiency 2

[carmine wave]

why have two axes when one good

[gritty salmon]

thats why tis brilliant

[carmine wave]

you can switch polearms sides?

[sand kestrel]

sadly no

[carmine wave]

like the blade or swap hands

[summer cloud]

You always hit with the same side

[gritty salmon]

swap hands and while the physics animation commences you can hit with the other axe

and also its just peak for more weight

more weight more damage

more balance more epic more DOUBLE AXE..

[carmine wave]

sounds too complicated for my mind

[hardy urchin]

no

[summer cloud]

I got a big axe spike, and my weapon is perfectly balanced for me

I don't gotta change it

[sand kestrel]

what comes after baron gauntlets

[carmine wave]

explain it to me like im a toddler

[storm epoch]

king von

[gritty salmon]

sorry sir it is not meta

[sand kestrel]

UNLOCKED: baron's dirt in pocket 💔

[gritty salmon]

its not meta..

[carmine wave]

barons hairy and rusty razor

[wary nebula]

you can make a 9133 pfenning poleaxe

[prisma stag]

Imagine you're playing endless abyss, you go to grab your flail, you get ambushed, and it's stuck in the ground.

[summer cloud]

https://giphy.com/gifs/martial-arts-baki-hanma-yujiro-U0eIOz45aRCH1pny2M

I decide the meta

[storm epoch]

yes

you can

[gritty salmon]

unfortunately

you didnt have..

a...

[carmine wave]

and they bite your keister

[sand kestrel]

unlocked: lint in right pocket

[gritty salmon]

DOUBLE POLEAXE

actually what do i call this

[carmine wave]

i like the word keister

[gritty salmon]

doubleaxe

double poleaxe

[prisma stag]

I just started the abyss

[floral vale]

war axe?

[gritty salmon]

doubleaxe pole

[carmine wave]

doobie axe

[gritty salmon]

waraxe

[floral vale]

not exactly the same

[gritty salmon]

because its so war of peak that its war

too violent for war

it was banned

because its too peak