halfsword-chat-⚔

[tropic heron]

This is better

[rigid cairn]

anything but doing what i want him to

[remote crypt]

Get whole please ❤️

[robust thicket]

Played a game like this before ^^ might have to get Cairin or whatever

[remote crypt]

I come deep within a lot of things when I wanna talk shit

[dusky iron]

13k x 20 = 260,000 - refunds, most people who develop games need salaries anywhere between 60-100k a year there is also insurance and taxes to account for, so maybe they could hire one guy, HEAVY maybe

[tropic heron]

I recommend it. I thought it might be a bit boring, but it is unique, fun and not at all boring

[dusky iron]

peaks of yore is pretty cool but yea cairn is way better

[pliant crest]

what?

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-joke-gif-7319521

[pliant crest]

Well, I am autistic so

[remote crypt]

same king

Spend a few years googling social skills and you'll get it

[robust thicket]

Super power fr

[remote crypt]

I had to

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-be-taking-that-spongebob-patrick-star-robbery-burglar-gif-16207758

[pliant crest]

Think we can fusion like dragonball z characters?

[severe ice]

as bloody janky this game is it's fun

[robust thicket]

I just wing it and I gotta have sum

[pliant crest]

I...Do fine in real life

It's a bit difficult to do on the internet though.

[snow frost]

do tabards have use besides looking cool

[pliant crest]

WIthout...any social queues other than words.

[robust thicket]

I

am the opposite but both really

[remote crypt]

Good I'm proud of you ❤️

[dusky iron]

peak autism is just being yourself

fuck social norms

[remote crypt]

👋

[pliant crest]

Most of my communication comes from what is unspoken, because I had to learn it to survive.

[dusky iron]

shit is a useless corral

[fringe snow]

i just relaized you can knock the bees nest down and if you do they attack you

[hardy urchin]

wowza

[robust thicket]

REJOICE FOR AUTISM! I mean Half Sword users gotta have sum

[remote crypt]

why else would we play funny gore game

[pliant crest]

One thing learning about communication and socialization taught me, most of the "normies" who preach to practice it, are god awful at it 🤣

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/sherlock-holmes-now-firm-grasp-obvious-gif-25345453

[remote crypt]

I just hate when willies scream man. I gotta silence that shit with a rondel dagger.

[tall dagger]

WEEEEEEEEEE

[fringe snow]

i thought they where bumblebees

[pliant crest]

I'm still curious though, do you guys think we special folk can fusion like dragonball?

[vague wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[tropic heron]

Man, I hope they fix stuff like this soon

[pliant crest]

Like, merging our special interests? 🤣

[remote crypt]

Or an arrow. he woulda lived if he shut his yap

[dusky iron]

the one non autistic guy i know that played this called the fanbase a bunch of dahmers lmfao says a lot

[empty tundra]

No you lose your character, but at least you can save your stuff by insuring it.

[remote crypt]

Hey I'm not gay

[dusky iron]

lmaooo

[zinc swift]

the gore is so crazy in this update, i just knocked someone in the face and their lips just dissappeared

the only thing visible were their teeth lmao

nose gone too

[remote crypt]

dahmer is tho

[dusky iron]

wheres that one WIP gore pic

[tall dagger]

Can we nickname the alley "The Devils Tongue"?

[dusky iron]

someone got it

[vague wasp]

i think it needs to be toned down a bit for the sparring mode though because i gouged some guys eyes out and he was still acting like it was just some friendly competition

[robust thicket]

BRO how do people feel about auto parrying being removed? I know people had mixed feelings

[remote crypt]

I'm happy honestly.

It fucked with a lot of my usual parry game

[gusty sun]

What do you unlock in veteran

[slow quest]

I didn't even notice because it didn't do jack shit anyways

[merry dragon]

i dont know

[remote crypt]

naw that shit fucked with me too much

[gusty sun]

Hm thanks

[tall dagger]

different weapon customizations i think

[rigid cairn]

thats for calling me a cuckold

[robust thicket]

I was just curious but I do think they should have the option, same w abyss havin a Willie option

[remote crypt]

put him in the cuck chair and kill him in the abys

[sudden laurel]

Do you get anything for freeplay after defeating the baron?

[dusky iron]

keyword option for sure most shit like that should always be optional

[robust thicket]

Exactly ^^

[fathom gulch]

any word on getting the weapon forge in free mode?

[remote crypt]

insure your forged stuff to use it in freemode.

[raw void]

50 souls seek revenge am i cooked

[severe ice]

pitch fork is op but chances are... you ain't escaping the abyss alive lol

[small glen]

baby number

[sonic radish]

if i beat 88 souls im sure you got it

[primal rivet]

I had 80 once. All I can say is good luck

[tropic heron]

Guys, i undressed by pressing h how do i get my clothes back on?

[slow quest]

zombies are laughable bro js take it slow

[primal rivet]

Hold E or Q with it in your hand

[lavish escarp]

Is there a way to equip certain 2 hand weapons so you start with it in the opposite hands? like the syth and crude halberd thing. They start left hand dominant and I want them on the rifht

[tropic heron]

ty

[dusky iron]

hold q or e depending which hand its in

[raw void]

died on number 3 🥀

[robust thicket]

Shit like this is the reason I love Half Sword (completely disarmed because I caught the curve of the axe)

[sour mulch]

how do you put goblets and stuff in your inventory in the abyss

[slow quest]

public execution

[astral bay]

Are you guys talking about the wooden pitchfork when you say it's ok

Op

[primal rivet]

I don't think there's a way to start it in a certain position sadly

[ashen sedge]

Anyone find a fix for the game not saving?

[primal rivet]

Hold E or Q with it in your hand

[dusky iron]

hold q or e depending on the hand

[sour mulch]

ty

[primal rivet]

Yes, It's very good against unarmored opponents

[dusky iron]

r to check inventory four slots for waist where goblets go one slot for back item like shield

[slow quest]

bro do you guys' game also run like poo poo after the new hotfix

[sour mulch]

thanks

[primal rivet]

Yeah I am, but they're constantly updating it now so eventually it will run better

[rigid cairn]

goofy ass defeat

[astral bay]

How high do you have to set the gore and blood to get dismemberments

[slow quest]

also deadass my game never loaded so I lost to a black screen

[fierce wedge]

funny that there isnt any invisible walls

[civic solstice]

Why does the player character have the durability of a bruised pear like why do you get knocked tf out if you run into any solid object

[small glen]

If i could beat this much, you can beat 50 (he didn't beat 50 btw)

[remote crypt]

it works on most settings. Just more effort.

[tall dagger]

fr

[raw void]

had no armor and a dagger 🥀

[dusky iron]

just play with it on max why wouldnt you

[astral bay]

Worried it might lag my game to shit

[onyx lagoon]

Does someone knows how to stop the constant crashes in the game?

[severe ice]

When I hit peasant tier I had 19 deaths

[rigid cairn]

i got a sword to the armpit and immediately died

[astral bay]

I just pay off abyss souls every night, just in case

[tall dagger]

how constant? what is happening exactly?

[raw void]

i hate that i cant buy and craft weapons and armor in free mode

[celest smelt]

looks like someone didnt drink the poison

[small glen]

I literally had a Plançon and a tabard and pants. I was able to scavange armor off of my past victims, they wanted revenge but I was there to teach them a lesson

[tall dagger]

duality of man. i fight them every night

[solar rivet]

what is your favorite weapon in half sword?

[astral bay]

Flail

[slow quest]

pollaxe

[feral moon]

poleaxe and longsword

[tall dagger]

flail

[astral bay]

Longsword is fun but not against armored

[rigid cairn]

the one that makes them go ahhh and they die

[celest smelt]

also jod bless chainmail, saved me from getting bit to death by a zombie standing on my back for 5 minutes straight

[astral bay]

Sometimes when I wanna power trip I go longsword and beggar cellar duels

[solar rivet]

how tf ru so fucking jacked?

[rigid cairn]

hacker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[feral moon]

Riots too

[tall dagger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jukeboxmormon-book-of-mormon-nephi-lifting-weights-jukebox-IY17XfVVDOsbNGXPaC

[lost flame]

if it says 123 souls seek revenge do I have to fight 123 ghouls?

[feral moon]

Yeap

[solar rivet]

yea

[feral moon]

But you can pay the seer off

[lost flame]

jesus christ

[lost flame]

where and how

im in the abyss

[feral moon]

Oh shid

[silent rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-on-top-enlightened-enlightenment-windy-wind-gif-18416422945658579589

[lost flame]

I died mate

[feral moon]

At night, in the tavern

[severe ice]

should have paid the death toll

[tall dagger]

you can only pay him off if you didnt die before the abyss

[celest smelt]

at night you can do it instead of sleeping

[scenic mortar]

Mf killed ALL of them on the way

[celest smelt]

so basically good luck

[lost flame]

yeah I died to the final guy

💔

[rigid cairn]

i hate when i get the breastplate instead of the cuirass in man-at-arms rank

[slow quest]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[severe ice]

they GANK you hard when you get high up the tier

lol

[celest smelt]

imagine if you had to fight all the souls at once instead of one by one

[severe ice]

the dead gank you like crazy

[dry monolith]

is this game worth 30 bucks

[lost flame]

then I will be splishyman, crusher of a hundred souls

[tall dagger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gorilla-meme-100-men-vs-1-bqg8mM8K3R6VztzWTm

[scenic mortar]

Btw, is there any reason whatsoever to pick the lower height (and therefore lower starter weight)?

[severe ice]

it's like 20 rn

[astral bay]

Abyss mode scares me

[dry monolith]

i checked it just now its 26

[astral bay]

Feels like I'm being hunted by the boogeyman

[dry monolith]

plus tax

is like

[celest smelt]

easier access to crotch shots

[tall dagger]

looking downa t your opponents kinda sucks in combat...

[dry monolith]

27-28

cad

[dusky iron]

if you are even asking that question probably not

unsure if satire

[sonic radish]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-darkviperau-speedrunner-gta-gta-5-gif-9719879915466605135

[scenic mortar]

Modifying your save to get a 600 pound 4'2 harambe megafighter

[astral bay]

I hate gst and hst

I've actually never tried modifying to make him a midget

[tall dagger]

you've never made you guy taller sideways?

[onyx lagoon]

I tried to send you a SS but I think I can't send any images here

[astral bay]

I've made him like 7ft and 400kg, but not like 4 ft and 400kg

[onyx lagoon]

But says something like "The UE-HalfswordUE5 Game has crashed"

[tall dagger]

tell me what ur doing when it crashes. dismembering someone or jsut random crashing?

[sudden laurel]

Is there any way to choose maps in freeplay?

[onyx lagoon]

Just random crashing, sometimes in abyss, or in tavern, or fighting

[scenic mortar]

I made mine the tank from left 4 dead but at like literal hobbit height

[robust thicket]

Hugs n kisses

[astral bay]

How does he play

[warm garden]

which fights give more rank progress?

[robust thicket]

Max

[astral bay]

Can he walk and swing without falling over

[scenic mortar]

Freeplay is kind of castrated atm

[tall dagger]

got it. try doing a fresh install of the game. delete every single trace of the games files from ur PC. or verify file integrity but thats usually just a waste of time

[astral bay]

Freeplay should let you build weapons

[scenic mortar]

Yeah. Just an absolute loaded chimp with trucks for fists

[astral bay]

Damn I'm gonna try neanderthal maxxing

[tall dagger]

i mean you can build weapons for freeplay

[onyx lagoon]

but my progress isn't going to be lost?

[dusky iron]

build a weapon, insure it, you should have it in freeplay

[astral bay]

True

[warm garden]

wdym

[tall dagger]

it might. but if you cant even play the game then what is there to lose?

[astral bay]

Im just waiting for a mod that lets you go past size limits for weapons

[onyx lagoon]

92kg of pure power

[scenic mortar]

Freeplay should let you do everything, and customize everything, especially height and weight. Let alone after you beat the game, should be closer to demo in terms of not being linked to progression

[astral bay]

Although I'm not sure if weapon size scales with player size

[gritty salmon]

when

[astral bay]

Yeah Freeplay should be more sandboxy

[lost flame]

wait

[remote crypt]

[tall dagger]

copy your saved game progress to your desktop before deleting everything else

[astral bay]

Right now it's kind of mid

[gritty salmon]

yes the demo only has you unlock the baron after getting there so perhaps you would have to unlock the tiers to get access to their equipment

but other then that

[lost flame]

if I fight off the abyss fiends all 123 of them, do I retain my rank progress?

[gritty salmon]

MAN..

man..

[dry monolith]

🤷‍♂️

[robust thicket]

Whatever rank you are gives you the most. Like the higher the rank you are running the more you get. At least that's what Discord told me lol

[celest smelt]

champions watching a knight challenge them with a crossbow:

[gritty salmon]

yes

i believe so

[warm garden]

ooh ok thx

[onyx lagoon]

Thank you bro, if it still gets crashed I will delete the save as well 😭

[remote crypt]

yeah its like gauntlet second chance mechanic

[lost flame]

shit, might be worth fighting them then

getting to max || lord || progress is heinous

[tall dagger]

the save shouldnt have anything to do with it. you'll be aight

[gritty salmon]

123 is insanely long

[lost flame]

true that

[scenic mortar]

Gotta just spam those flail things

[wooden karma]

guys how do you make your character as strong as the hulk in halfsword

[gritty salmon]

it took me 20 minutes to beat like 33 souls

[gritty salmon]

burn stamina

[wooden karma]

i gotta know its looks so cool

[lost flame]

mate

[gritty salmon]

and wear armor

[lost flame]

you're not taking down 1.5 of these weak ass things in a minute 😭

thats horrendous

[scenic mortar]

Arrow time spam for stamina burn

[gritty salmon]

waiting for them to spawn in

beating them on the ground when they are fully armored

[lost flame]

jsut run around

[gritty salmon]

and wont die

[fathom gulch]

how do i stab controlled, like i used to with left alt in the demo

[tall dagger]

yes. burn stamina!

[gritty salmon]

trying to take armor off of them because they wont die

they arent as weak when fully armored

[wooden karma]

see this is what i mean, is this a mod or is this sometheing that takes grinding

[lost flame]

just blunt their heads innit

[gritty salmon]

it takes a while

even with the baron polearm

also im making sure i dont get bit through my face

[tall dagger]

modified save file on nexus. beef williengton

[crude delta]

ion think thats just stamina burning lol

[gritty salmon]

like what happened last time

[slow quest]

vro deadass my game doesnt load so I js lose

[gritty salmon]

where it BIT THROUGH MY HELMET AND INSTAKILLED ME

but otherwise its just tedious

[lost flame]

W

[remote crypt]

oh jesus

[wooden karma]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-funny-gif-11614284

fuck this was suchg a funny gif 🙁

[slow quest]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[wooden karma]

no pls

how do i send gifs gng?

[tall dagger]

how to beat knights with a scythe

[sonic radish]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-darkviperau-speedrunner-gta-gta-5-gif-9719879915466605135

[meager sorrel]

Giga Farmer

[unborn heart]

dude is THE peasant boss

[meager sorrel]

John Peasantry

[delicate falcon]

Weak

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1468998438757863584/Halfswordue5_2026.02.05_-_11.54.57.19.DVR.mp4?ex=69860ee8&is=6984bd68&hm=c03d62b022d4547dc1e89d434c5d8015d57b27cf9652a8c1b826db53b93f8b04&

[tall dagger]

you had me tripping. we're wearing almost the same shit i thought you were somehow watching my gameplay just now 😭

[fallen mauve]

why cant I wear armor over any leg piece?

[delicate falcon]

Wrong pants or wrong shirt

To wear greaves or poleyn you need hosen

For cuisse you need arming doublet

[fallen mauve]

gotcha

but my shins are still totally unguarded

[rigid cairn]

there should be a gamemode where two beggar willies are given high tier weapons

[delicate falcon]

Yea u need greaves

Anyways dont worry about it too much

Enemies dont go for the legs

[rigid cairn]

half sword games you should hire me because of my idea

[sonic radish]

showed him who was boss 🥀

[waxen compass]

Halfsword uncovered an underlying problem with my card in which w*ndows refuses to run Unreal games properly with said card, so now I'm getting Linux and I think I will never regret this. Thank you hals sword team for forcing me to change my gaming life for the better!

[rigid cairn]

gives me this energy

[cursive folio]

can you do a vertical downwards cut or is it too heavy

[main hornet]

if you showed someone a screenshot from the rotten barrel errand, they would lose their mind

like wym it has a dark souls health bar

[brisk gazelle]

a hit so clean even the game couldnt accept it

[waxen compass]

Did you fucking

Im not gonna say it

Guhhhhhghhhhhh

[meager sorrel]

why do u got him on the table 🤨

[quartz ridge]

yall think half sword will get positive reviews on steam before gta6?

[main hornet]

you can continue the game even after that appears, but the game usually crashes the next time you pick a match in my experience

[sonic radish]

no reason..

[azure yarrow]

i just got rekt in slums

lol

[brisk gazelle]

im taking it as a sign to get off, im not getting any sleep if i keep playing this game

[main hornet]

yeah thats fair

what i meantis you can wrap up the match instead of having to replay the whole thing by clicking ok

[brisk gazelle]

yee

[round sorrel]

fellas FELLAS. Why are we NOT talking about how shit the game is?

[quartz ridge]

quarter sword vs half sword

[main hornet]

elaborate

[sonic radish]

peak*

[remote crypt]

elaborate pls

[azure yarrow]

mostly because the biggest issues that we're having rn is stability and performance imo

so

[round sorrel]

It doesnt matter how many times I block and hit some npcs, they just keep fighting

[dry monolith]

is the game gonna become more expensive in the future?

[brisk gazelle]

you can change damage settings

[main hornet]

you gotta hit them while they're down

[azure yarrow]

point your weapon at them

when theyre down

like at their heads

[main hornet]

bro every npc i fight has no helmet straps

[sonic radish]

js hold ur weapon against their neck

[main hornet]

i keep seeing the damn hats fly off

[chilly idol]

this shit been in development for YEARS and still runs like shit

[main hornet]

like bro invest in some straps

[round sorrel]

And it is the WORST feature in any game, and is the most common reason people quit games, is the stakes are TOO HIGH

[brisk gazelle]

they really arent though

[meager sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[quartz ridge]

yo help should i buy the game or pay for my electricity bill?

[rigid cairn]

if youre wondering how that ended (nobody is)

[main hornet]

i feel like the stakes have become less high in the full game

[azure yarrow]

pay your electricity bill bro 😭

[main hornet]

you can insure or put items in the chest so they dont get lost if you were to die

[woven tapir]

willie with armour but 0 weapon frfr

[quartz ridge]

wait, if i cant afford my electricity bill, then i cant play half sword 🤯

[main hornet]

the game does get easier the higher you go, and im pretty sure your rank doesnt reset unless you were to retire

[brisk gazelle]

for sure, dying at knight tier and getting sent back to beggar was my biggest nightmare in the demo. now at least you keep your rank, and if you insure your items you wont lose anything else

[dry monolith]

30 bucks for an early access that apparently is worse than the gametesting is a bit much imo

[azure yarrow]

we need commoner++ tier where its just willies without armor with high tier weapons

[woven tapir]

it lets u select a new character as the rank

[quartz ridge]

anyways should i buy this game or pay for my water bill first?

[woven tapir]

i reckon half sword

[main hornet]

i havent perished since beggar

[azure yarrow]

absolutely
especially since hauberks exists so your willies at high rank won't die instantly from a lucky hit in the gaps

[main hornet]

i forget what that is, isnt hauberk the chainmail shirt thing

[azure yarrow]

yes

at demo we dont have those

[dry monolith]

wish i had a free bag of chiiiiips

[woven tapir]

attack on willie

[brisk gazelle]

i wear them exclusively for the drip too

[solar rivet]

i dunno if im fucking dumb but i cant rank up to baron? I have completed the lord tournament 3 times now

[brisk gazelle]

the lord is the max

from what i've seen here

[round sorrel]

I have to heal after every round, otherwise im just one hit. I have to... not play abyss? So that I dont have any soul stains on me, so I dont have any seeking revenge when I die. Weapon forging is useless. And for some reason I cant rank up no matter how many tournaments I win.

[woven tapir]

u dont, u js collect his armour

[solar rivet]

what happens when i get all of the armor and do the tournament again?

[woven tapir]

lowk a skill issue

[quartz ridge]

i wish this game will have more lore in future updates

[woven tapir]

nothing

[solar rivet]

cool

full game btw

[main hornet]

baron ___ get!

[woven tapir]

its the early access what r u on about

[round sorrel]

lowk bad game design

[merry dragon]

no its not

[sonic radish]

ea*

[woven tapir]

lowk js get good

[cosmic perch]

anyone know how to fix the split screen bug where you cant end the game after winning on split screen 🙁

[rigid cairn]

ough

[round sorrel]

does not get me to want to get better/ play more

[azure yarrow]

dw peasant to commoner tier is always the hardest out of them all

[main hornet]

i had trouble starting out too, the early ranks are definitely brutal. but i think you'll become way better with practice
you also get more buff from expending stam which is nice

[chilly idol]

this game is dogshit waste of 20$

[sonic radish]

starting to sound like you're just hating cause you suck

[brisk gazelle]

healing costs no more than 10 coins. playing abyss isnt that bad when you have a sharp weapon, plus the chalices from the abyss give you 70-80 coins which is a gold mine. weapon forging is goated, you can create the perfect weapon to fit your playstyle, rather than using one found in battle or the shop. idk what that last part is about

[azure yarrow]

once you pass them, it gets way easier

[merry dragon]

also idk what it is but i might be tweaking
i think when you play retribution the characters weapon is like way better

[cosmic perch]

its in ea dumb fuck

[merry dragon]

do you actually have your own $20 to spend ever

[chilly idol]

plenty

[round sorrel]

Theres a difference between realism and playability, not even a cursor bro?

[chilly idol]

20$is the new 5$

[merry dragon]

then think about ur purchase next time

[sonic radish]

if you have plenty, then hows it a waste 😭

[woven tapir]

complaining about a game YOU already bought 😭

[chilly idol]

bc the game is that bad

[round sorrel]

like your wasting breath right now

[merry dragon]

😭

[lost flame]

still at it

[azure yarrow]

if 20$ is the new 5$...

[main hornet]

one of the biggest arguments i've heard is that optimization sucks, but i think it performs just as much as the demo (and it crashes less)
directx 12 also makes the performance way better, might crash a bit but you dont lose your progress from crashing (plus the crashes are rare)

[quartz ridge]

20 dollars for gas or half sword?

[sonic radish]

breath? im typing are you stupid?

[woven tapir]

yes.

[lost flame]

yeah I know

im still fighting them

[merry dragon]

idk if thats what they meant

i think they were addinng on

[last girder]

yea pay off the souls if ya survive, or just for next time lol

[woven tapir]

Dw bro theyre complaining about a EA that just came out

[brisk gazelle]

God's strongest warrior

[merry dragon]

to what you said

[azure yarrow]

yeah thats just my biggest complaint (mostly on slums map, but that one is basically a mountainous task to optimize)

[lost flame]

I will be splishyman, destroyer of noble souls.

[brisk gazelle]

amen

[azure yarrow]

the others i have an ok performance on

[main hornet]

directx12 makes the frames better

[sonic radish]

i mean im just saying, what he said didnt make sense

[loud inlet]

there a way to grab the weapons off holsters of surrendered people?

[round sorrel]

i was telling you to stop breathing so I could get heldful feedback on how to get better

[merry dragon]

ok bro

[woven tapir]

idk why they used actual models instead of a picture like the halls map for the background

[tight coyote]

Can someone help me? I'm on some kind of free for all. Killed two guys but the round hasn't ended?

[azure yarrow]

yeah ive been using that, but the slums is still my bane of existence

[main hornet]

yeah sometimes i do get frame drops

[merry dragon]

prolly look around for another

they like beating each other off

i mean beating each other

i mean beating themselves

i mean

[quick wedge]

Need help:
Trying to delete my save files.
Went into local %AppData% and deleted the savegames file but it keeps coming bacl <:(

[azure yarrow]

idk maybe we're supposed to explore that or its a part of another map?

[last girder]

hold your weapon to their throats, likely one is prolly unconscious and hasn't surrendered or is too damaged to surrender

[waxen compass]

The game is very good, the idea is pawsome, but the execution is so sad. It's laggy and not polished at all. Game breaking bugs are still present

[verbal ether]

i miss how we had control over the spears like in the first demo

[woven tapir]

Well you could before, but now if you even try to it just forces you to end

[azure yarrow]

breh

[waxen compass]

It may be in early access but I would let it cook longer before releasing

[main hornet]

im not sure if this is what you're looking for, but you can ask the rest guy to retire and you will receive a new character

[azure yarrow]

at that point its better to make the camp part as a billboard

[round sorrel]

Should I wait a year or two?

[tight coyote]

Both has their throats slit... 🤔

[azure yarrow]

preferably, yeah

[quick wedge]

Negative, Id like to start at 0

[tranquil lantern]

yo whats the name (or link if youre feeling generous) of the strength mod?

[azure yarrow]

this is still very rough

[round sorrel]

Sick

[waxen compass]

I give it three months at most.

[old river]

i take clips at 24 fps for storage purposes this message is directed towards whomever said "holy framerate" to my clip in #game-footage-🎮🎥

[main hornet]

not sure where the save file is, sorry :(

[brisk gazelle]

they put out 3 performance patches within the first 3 days. i think this game will be ready in perhaps a month or 2, not years

[waxen compass]

To round out the edges

At least

[tight coyote]

Theres no one else, just 2 guys

[last girder]

no clue then other than surrender lol, but still worth a try nontheless

[keen pebble]

User/local/HalfswordUE5/Savefiles. Delete and then you start fresh

[tight coyote]

Both has now despawned

[brisk gazelle]

disposed of him like garbage 😭

[azure yarrow]

i literally got flinged away on slums so that was hilarious
thats the only time i died as a lord

[round sorrel]

I'd rather wait until it's at least polished performance wise, and then wait for the realism to be toned down a bit so I don't wind up pumping realism into the devs brain holes

[main hornet]

@quick wedge

[loud yarrow]

My game crashed as soon as i picked up the crossbow 😭

[waxen compass]

The fuck are you talking about

[main hornet]

thx

[keen pebble]

Try it if it doesn't work or you can't find it I can help you with screenshots

[severe ice]

pitchfork is highly overpowered

[waxen compass]

#photography📷 this belongs in the good picture place!!!

[brisk gazelle]

the lighting in this game is so pretty

[amber whale]

:D

[round sorrel]

I understand "If you die you reset" but like ????
Even the hardest games on the market have checkpoints my dude. There is no reason to have a small fan base just to get the point across its realistic

[waxen compass]

They should actually nerf it but I think it's a very useful tool for beginners to get over early game

[atomic zealot]

Flail stupid OP

[waxen compass]

...

[waxen compass]

Dude.

[waxen compass]

Get better at the game

That's literally the point

[prime abyss]

What's the vine pieces over the armor?

[waxen compass]

It's not about realism my guy

And you're not supposed to reset immediately

[prime abyss]

Like over the armor interface, the pieces that block out other armor.

[round sorrel]

I'm literally going to point a stick in you

[waxen compass]

You have a chance to save your soul

[feral moon]

You need an arming doublet to wear those pieces

[main hornet]

simply a skill issue

[brisk gazelle]

the checkpoint is the tiers though?

[round sorrel]

😉

[waxen compass]

Don't threaten me with a good time bitch

[feral moon]

Or you're wearing something that blocks another piece

[main hornet]

wtf are this server's emojis 😭

[azure yarrow]

fr

[feral moon]

[round sorrel]

I can't rank up for some reason and Google won't tell me why

[shell bronze]

tournament

[severe ice]

downside of that weapon is that it kills

[quick wedge]

I have done this several times and when I relaunch the game and go to progression mode its just back to normal

[azure yarrow]

hilarious that the billhook turned me into a flying 100kg knight

[tranquil lantern]

turn off steam cloud save, it overwrites it

[quick wedge]

OH

[brisk gazelle]

have you completed the beggars tournament

[feral moon]

Lmaoooo

[tranquil lantern]

I had the same problem

[waxen compass]

Oh yeah that's right! That's why I always get the flail

[round sorrel]

Several times, my guy has 700 coins that he don't know what to do with

[main hornet]

Trade
Longsword
Looks inside
Not long

[severe ice]

Yeah so like you can have like 80 wins and around like 86% of that is deaths

[lost flame]

AND NOW I AM, SPLISHYMAN, DESTROYER OF A HUNDRED GHOULS

[azure yarrow]

ngl i thought they're already nerfed since theyre only made of wood instead of the demo one where the fork itself is metal

[fathom bear]

im actually getting back on the demo 😭 after 10 hours i just cant

[soft osprey]

Theres a progress bar at the top of match selection. When the bar reaches the end you’ll get an option for a tournament match, beat that and youll rank up

[feral moon]

Weak

[azure yarrow]

sure in this game blunt damage is stronger but still

[lost flame]

took roughly 45 minutes to kill 123 abyss dudes

[brisk gazelle]

most definitely bugged then. i'd suggest deleting the game and downloading again. you should rank up after the tournament, then that tier will be your new checkpoint

[waxen compass]

Yes but it's longer and has three points now. Also I heard you can find the metal one in the slums on a bench somewhere

[round sorrel]

Really

Wow

[remote crypt]

NO yOu GeT bEtTeR IM JUST GONNA SWING WILDLY LIKE A PHEASANT (/s)

[round sorrel]

Insightful

[feral moon]

Smh

[waxen compass]

Yup. I loved blunt weapons since the demo

And I keep loving them

[waxen compass]

Yea

[remote crypt]

[waxen compass]

Literally retains no skill and blames the game

[soft osprey]

I cannot tell if you’re being genuine or not so im gonna say you’re welcome

[feral moon]

People refuse to git gud

[waxen compass]

It's been the case since bark soups

[round sorrel]

So what about the character creation, what's up with the weight thing? Are we looking for speed builds or power builds?

[waxen compass]

(dark souls)

[main hornet]

bark soups 🔥

[azure yarrow]

🤔 i see
tbh pitchforks are fine as is, since you do need a beginner's weapon after all

[main hornet]

i liked the part where the zombies said "carl" and carled all over th eplace

[waxen compass]

You can train strength by exhausting your character, and train your legs by jumping in heavy equipment.

[brisk gazelle]

power. but you gain that by training. your muscles will grow, meaning you have more control over heavy weapons and deal stronger blows

[round sorrel]

And what if, and hear me out here, I can't stop dying

[waxen compass]

Dunno, it might be useful for a long time, but the wooden one becomes obsolete once armor is introduced

[tawdry rapids]

lock in

[main hornet]

you can jump? do you mean kicking?

[round sorrel]

Jumping

[tawdry rapids]

use the pitchfork then switch to a long range blunt weapon

stay away from the mean people

[azure yarrow]

when you fight against armor, youre usually already in militia tier and don't need said training wheels so

[brisk gazelle]

as much as i'd hate to say it, you'll need to get better

[waxen compass]

Learn to dodge. Learn to space your attacks. Take it slowly and find your own rhythm

You won't win by just swinging

[azure yarrow]

its fine as is

like the pitchfork

[soft osprey]

I really don’t like the leg strength mechanic specifically for how you train it. Youre telling me the devs made it intentional that in order to train you have to just jump up and down in armor? In whst situation would you even find yourself doing that in a fight? They really want us to go spend time in training just jumping?

[main hornet]

i dont see a jumping keybind

[round sorrel]

NPCs are only out to get me in games

[azure yarrow]

hold space

[severe ice]

flail with spike is WAY better than flail

[azure yarrow]

then release

[main hornet]

OH SHIT

]

[tawdry rapids]

does it not go up with kicking?

[woeful heart]

You also get leg strength from running if I am not mistaken

[tawdry rapids]

i stay kicking in grapples

[waxen compass]

Good weapons aren't training wheels. They will always be present in every tier and it's completely natural that the beginners will use the best ones to mend their lack of experience or skill

[soft osprey]

I don’t know. I’d imagine so but it’s probably minuscule

I don’t kick ever

[tawdry rapids]

youll kick them in the nuts

its great

[soft osprey]

That makes sense but I wonder how slow it is for that

[waxen compass]

Training mode

[brisk gazelle]

ye this is my biggest issue. i dont wanna have a work out session in-game. and if i die, i lose all my strength progress which can be hours of time

[waxen compass]

Yes they do

I did that

[warm ravine]

yo what is the taunt mechanic? how do you use it? I see it in the update notes

[waxen compass]

That what a knight does he goes to a cellar and jumps up and down

[soft osprey]

Yeah im saying Thats stupid. If running and kicking works, great. But I’m not gonna go into training and just jump and up down for 30 minutes lol

[round sorrel]

I'm staying with Chivalry 2 for a while before switching over to HS mainly

[quartz ridge]

how about instead of working out your character, you work out irl 🤔

[azure yarrow]

lemme rephrase it
the pitchfork is perfect for peasant to commoner tier
then on militia and up you use something else

[round sorrel]

Fr

[waxen compass]

It takes like 10 minutes at most I think. And if you don't want to, it's fine I didn't do that either and still got through the campaign pretty easily

[mental kelp]

ill staying winning you staying losing

[brisk gazelle]

we're on discord, no one is doing that

[azure yarrow]

like per say, warstaff/plancon

[warm ravine]

anyone know?

[brisk gazelle]

g

[waxen compass]

Yes, that was my point as well

[azure yarrow]

uh, g?

[round sorrel]

I am! 👐

[warm ravine]

g

[waxen compass]

G

[quartz ridge]

and instead of half a sword, you sword a half?

[waxen compass]

Mandy cur

Ragamuffin

[quartz ridge]

ragamuffins in paris

[azure yarrow]

yeah it's just a slight miscomm my b

[soft osprey]

No doubt, it’s easy enough to get through. It’s not like im falling over. But idk how strong my legs are, idk if just running around even affected it because I also didn’t fall over as a beggar much. So idk. It’s just a stupid mechanic, if the only way to feasibly train it is jump in place for, even 10 minutes haha

[lost flame]

ok spoiler alert: || I just beat the golden knight guy and got some "baron cuirass"? ||

[waxen compass]

They might add that running a lot trains your legs

[soft osprey]

You’ll get a new piece every time you beat him

[waxen compass]

That's his armor. Keep it. It good

[azure yarrow]

||thats the baron now beat him a million times||

[lost flame]

|| do you only fight for the armor and not the next tier? ||

[soft osprey]

Correct

Thats the final tier

[waxen compass]

Yeash,, commence

[soft osprey]

At least for now

[last girder]

After each round I jump for around 20 jumps in full armour and i think it's worked so far

[lost flame]

I wanted to be king 😡

[last girder]

never skip leg day 💪

[brisk gazelle]

so how many tiers in total? i've finished beggar, peasant, and commoner. im at militia now, what comes after that? men at arms, knight, lord?

[lost flame]

also how does one equip spaulders..?

[azure yarrow]

beggar, peasant, commoner, soldier, veteran, men at arms, knight, lord

[soft osprey]

If they made it, however unrealistic it is, so you can jump and actually go forward or backwards and attack in the air, I’d totally jump and down for 10 minutes lol

[brisk gazelle]

huh where's militia

[azure yarrow]

arming doublet/jack and remove the chians

[azure yarrow]

WHOOPS
beggar, peasant, commoner, militia, soldier, veteran, men at arms, knight, lord

[waxen compass]

You are, lord is just about as high as you would get from filth to wealth the way Willie does

[crimson compass]

Does the actual weapon handling feel inconsistent round to round sometimes for you guys?

I made a poleaxe/bardiche thing and in some rounds the handling feels really tight and precise. In other rounds randomly it's like I just can't swing it properly, can't switch sides without it bugging out my grip, weak swings and low precision, etc.

I'm not injured or anythign and I didn't make any changes to loadout between these rounds, anybody else experienced this?

[quartz ridge]

you should change your name to ragamuffin

[mellow gull]

help my progress got deleted!!

[brisk gazelle]

ah okay so just like the demo

[azure yarrow]

yes

[brisk gazelle]

cool cool

[waxen compass]

Willie is still my favorite character and my fanon canon hero who completes the progression

[mellow gull]

like all of it

[lost flame]

theres a whole icon for a fancy king title though.. 💔

its fine

[waxen compass]

Insane

[azure yarrow]

could be worse
at least said poleaxe/bardiche thing didnt get stuck in the ground 😆

[jolly hedge]

How do I download the "hulk" mod?
Beef Williengton
How it actually works
Where do I put the file?

[last girder]

You know what, you're right af I'd change it if I could change my nickname lol

[floral vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1464350355688259769/ParryThis.gif

[waxen compass]

It's not a mod, you can edit the weight of the character in the save file but I don't know how to do it

[soft osprey]

Sometimes the weapon handling is buggy yes, falling out of one of your hands when switching, other times you do it and can switch back and forth while swinging no issue. Physics gaming is a bitch i guess

[waxen compass]

This is so NYC

[feral merlin]

wait the game has crossbows

[waxen compass]

One. And it's not particularly great

[crimson compass]

It's just strange that some rounds it seems to work well without issue and then other rounds it is almost unbearable with no difference in character or loadout happenign between them

[feral merlin]

i finished the progression i havent a single sign of a crossbow

[waxen compass]

Yet

[crimson compass]

Forest, in the box by the cart.

[mellow gull]

do you like know a fix

[soft osprey]

In the forest map it sometimes spawns by the cart in a chest

[feral merlin]

ohhu

[floral vale]

glock 22s are planned on the roadmap i dm'ed the devs and they confirmed

[jolly hedge]

I understand, I saw a tutorial about this, but when I tried to do the same it didn't work

[feral merlin]

also the handling feels worse than the demo imo, and i have like 300 hours in the demo

[crimson compass]

They should add a CZ instead glocks are gross

[soft osprey]

Fixes are still being looked for. We know all the fixes for the demo but, since EA just released these are new issues we don’t have fixes for yet

[quartz ridge]

i wish i could use the ak47 in halfsword

[mellow gull]

sad

[paper lark]

I have a question if I don’t kill anyone just knock them down or have them surrender and I die I won’t have to go to the abyss

[main hornet]

BRUH I JUST GOT LORD RETRIBUTION AND IT WAS JUST A NAKED DUDE

[jolly hedge]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/181

But isn't that a mod?

[waxen compass]

Idk how to do it bru💔

[waxen compass]

Bru idk bru staaahp 💔

[runic trout]

how do i equip cuisses?

[waxen compass]

Show me your load out

You're not supposed to have problems doing that

[runic trout]

cant send pics here

[small glen]

Death by snuggles

[runic trout]

i'll dm u the pic

[small glen]

what a nice pfp

[waxen compass]

Ok :3

I meant a normal colon three

[main hornet]

i can post images now 🔥

[timber pilot]

since when can the baron's poleaxe penetrate armor???

[small glen]

sweet

[waxen compass]

Omg that's me to pookie

[runic trout]

sent

[waxen compass]

It can do WHAT

[old river]

they should make it so that if your legs get stronger your ass gets fatter

for realisms sake

[tall dagger]

took a bite out of him 😭

[main hornet]

bro clearly didn't invest in straps

[main hornet]

damnnn

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-eating-stake-stake-black-guy-gif-16443679709314692492

[quartz ridge]

average day in the uk

[paper lark]

I have a question if I don’t kill anyone just knock them down or have them surrender and I die I won’t have to go to the abyss

[main hornet]

who pinged me and immediately deleted their message in #game-footage-🎮🎥 😭

[solemn parcel]

the wasps are op

[sudden laurel]

||Do you get a random piece of the baron's armor everytime you defeat him?||

[crimson compass]

How do you tell how trained your legs are

[main hornet]

||you do get armor everytime, random? not so sure||

[tall dagger]

not random

[main hornet]

i'd assume they get bigger, and there would probably be a noticable improvement

[opaque ermine]

Killing adda a zombie to the abyss. If theres no zombies you dont go

[timber pilot]

fuck this stupid game
my poleaxe was tweaking out on me at the worst time possible
i tripped over nothing
i couldn't get up
and the baron kept on hitting me, and for some reason his goddamn poleaxe was able to penetrate my cuirass

[crimson compass]

your internal organs must be very expensive

[waxen compass]

Rookie mistake

[waxen compass]

American healthcare

[main hornet]

native american healthcare

[waxen compass]

Ung aruum ugg hooug

(translation: caveman healthcare)

[waxen compass]

Me to my hamster

[coarse orbit]

Whats the lifting routine gah damn

[severe ice]

I hate this game sometimes. you severly injure a guy but you end up getting up from the floor slower than the guy who's injured?

[main hornet]

-.-. .-.. .- -. -.- . .-. / .... . .- .-.. - .... -.-. .- .-. .
||CLANKER_HEALTHCARE||

[tall dagger]

lifting? nah ive just spent alot of time on the hamster wheel

[west gyro]

four sets of spamming spacebar and wiggling mouse every round

[waxen compass]

The heavier your armor the slower you get up. I think it's also influenced by how much your legs are trained

[west gyro]

this is what half sword looks like in my dark fucked up world btw

[severe ice]

I wasn't even wearing armor

[harsh loom]

i bought the game and some people say the hotfix fixed it but i have a very good pc 4070 SUPER, and i play on Medium / High Settings. On Slums i have 3-4 fps, and on the starter Map (not demo map) when i look to the ground 8-9 fps.. why most people say its okey after the fix?

[tall dagger]

meanwhile the guy i injured is wearing much more armor than me T-T. also every little bump just sends me on my ass lol

[waxen compass]

I replaced my spauldrons and vambrace with a harness for quicker recovery

[paper lark]

What do I do I’m on the first rank and the bar is maxed out do I have to do a tournament to level up

[dreamy pelican]

Yep

[tall dagger]

GOOD GOD THE FRAMES

[lament ember]

it will show up first thing in the morning only

[dreamy pelican]

Thanks I didnt want my hearing

[main hornet]

what does this even mean

[spice tinsel]

game rn is doo doo

runs like assss

[lament ember]

its a heart <3

[dreamy pelican]

Means get gud

[west gyro]

in freeplay i get 60 fps one on one

[waxen compass]

Means you will gather experience as you go

[west gyro]

but i know playing in that framerate seems like hell to you privalleged good pc havers

[lusty tide]

what does it take to build muscle in your legs?

[severe ice]

This game is making me a cellar butthurt

[vernal pewter]

is there actually a end to the abyss mode on freeplay?

[pearl raptor]

Don't believe so

[lament ember]

thank you i just put this into practice and it changed my life i am knocking knights out left and right

[random chasm]

finally made it to commoner tier :)

[lament ember]

GREAT JOB FISH

[pliant crest]

Yup, glad it helped 💙

[random chasm]

all ittook was megettinglucky and being ableto buy a paviseshield

[west gyro]

i need to try that

[severe ice]

stick is a garbage weapon

[west gyro]

dude its so fire

im like sensei wu

[main hornet]

find it weird how kicking/jumping isnt listed in the keybinds

[lament ember]

ya if your swings keep going off target or ur weapon keeps flying out of your offhand like it was for me just do that and it makes your swings much better

[waxen compass]

Staff? Nah it's great

I had lots of fun with it

Our styles are just different

[lament ember]

nothing more satisfying than bonking an unarmored man in the head with a big stick

[chilly ingot]

does anyone know if there is a way to get half sword for free? I'm not talking about piracy, I spent a long time playing the demo, even a beta that wasn't even on Steam, but I don't have the money to buy it

[pulsar swift]

No man just save up

[muted dock]

just pay its worth it

[main hornet]

wait for there to be a killer sale ig

[chilly ingot]

I would pay it but I have nowhere to get money from

[lament ember]

Job

[west gyro]

Better start hitting the grill buddy

[muted dock]

https://tenor.com/view/job-application-gif-3515684064707868771

[chilly ingot]

I am a minor, I cannot work

i wish

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/lawrence-fishburne-get-back-to-work-boss-gif-15075204

Mow yards

Shovel snow

[west gyro]

start a lemonade stand

[pulsar swift]

Mulch grass

[lament ember]

hey bom bom bom got any... grapes

[chilly ingot]

in Europe there are no such jobs hahahaha

[main hornet]

🔥

[muted dock]

bs

[main hornet]

i wish marvel had a riv
als:

[west gyro]

Just do the breaking bad method dude

[crimson compass]

Bro it's $20 lol

[west gyro]

That was a joke dont ban me

[crimson compass]

I'm sure you can find $20

Donate plasma

ez

[chilly ingot]

what is plasma

[paper lark]

LETs GOO I leveled up

[west gyro]

its like blood or something

[main hornet]

menacingly approaching

[crimson compass]

It's like donating blood but more complicated. They make medicines out of it but it takes a couple hours so they pay people to donate

Look up plasma donation near me

[delicate falcon]

too heavy the center of mass shifting can send me flying

[opaque ermine]

They killed him.. my Emmerich..
He was with me all the way from militia rank. We took out the Baron 3 times together. And some stupid peasant shanked him in a riot lmao

[crimson compass]

In the US you can pretty easily get $50-75 for a couple hours of your time and you can do it every 2 weeks or once a month

[severe ice]

how do you take hats off enemies?

[chilly ingot]

In Spain, it is not allowed to pay plasma donors directly for their donation, since Royal Decree 1945/1985 prohibits financial compensation for the donation of blood and its components, including plasma. Donation remains altruistic and voluntary, without direct remuneration.

[lament ember]

grab the body part with the armor you want to steal then hold the grab button again

[west gyro]

grab head and hold down the grab button

[delicate falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-cigarette-moment-gif-19565514

[chilly ingot]

don't even donate plasma

AJJAJAJJA

[remote crypt]

I don't like spain now. Pay me for my blood.

[west gyro]

ok well you can still sell drugs

[remote crypt]

Its my blood

[lament ember]

what the hell kind of law is that. just discourages blood/plasma donos for no reason 😭

[remote crypt]

[crimson compass]

Damn unfortunate lol. Get a job then or sell some stuff. Maybe do UberEats

[remote crypt]

I want to sell it

So I do have a question for spain people now. If you cant get paid to donate blood

[delicate falcon]

Find your local vampire then

[remote crypt]

do you get paid for going to the spank bank?

or is that illegal too

[crimson compass]

That's another option too

[shy maple]

I hate the zombies

So much

[delicate falcon]

do you in the usa?

[chilly ingot]

in spain to do uber eats you need be 18

im going to sell drugs

[ashen harbor]

How tall are ya

[dry heart]

Can anyone explain to me how i kit my guy out in knight armor in free play? i have pretty shit gear in there

[chilly ingot]

maybe that

[lament ember]

you cant donate sperm as a minor

[crimson compass]

There ya go

[remote crypt]

There are a few that do. I haven't decided whether or not I want redheaded mini mes out there so.

[delicate falcon]

lmao

[tall dagger]

insure your progression gear

[crimson compass]

I didn't realize he was a minor 😭

[still ermine]

I hope we get a “classic progression mode” one day

[muted dock]

insure it in progression

[dry heart]

wait fr? so free mode doesn't allow you to just run anything?..

[remote crypt]

Wait who the fuck isnt old enough to play half sweord here

piaeghj

[tall dagger]

nah

[topaz epoch]

Okay any tips about having weapons forged for ya?

[remote crypt]

Kill the children they can't play this its an 18+ game

[topaz epoch]

i find myself kinda struggling with it

[chilly ingot]

Epstein can traffic minors and I can't donate my blood

[west gyro]

who cares everyone played gta when they were like 9

[dry heart]

that's kind of stupid, i guess i can use the play test version for that..

[ashen harbor]

Test them out

[lament ember]

dont make them too heavy, if you just max out the size and mass indicators everywhere ur gonna suffer

[remote crypt]

Yes but lets pull the ladder up like the UK did

[tall dagger]

you'll learn to like it

[crimson compass]

Keep it light tbh. The heavy weapons hit really hard but also swing like shit. It's better to have a lighter weapon for fast swings then hit hard that way

[ashen harbor]

One good longsword is enough

[dry heart]

i love the game, was just hoping to yk, have a mode to test shit

[lament ember]

even with a very light weapon one good hit to the head will put them on the floor so u dont need too much mass

[ashen harbor]

Endgame is all pollaxe

[lament ember]

just like god intended

[tall dagger]

in due time. i speculate they fell behind on releasing EA and ended up rushing things

[lament ember]

pollaxe with two axe heads, a spike on top and a spike with a hook on the bottom

[delicate falcon]

you know how striking with the flat is meant to be non lethal?

[crimson compass]

If you aren't 18 you wouldnt be able to be paid for donating plasma in the US either I think. Offer to do some chores for your neighborhood grandma or something I guess lol. Maybe get a job at a shop or a restaurant or something if you can do that

[tall dagger]

Eagle Wings my beloved!

[remote crypt]

mow a lawn

for $20

thats one meal at mcdonalds

[chilly ingot]

I live in a neighborhood where people come to make documentaries about crime, I don't know if it's a good idea

[remote crypt]

if you like chicken nuggets

[west gyro]

do you live in gotham city

[crimson compass]

Fair enough lol

[lament ember]

10 pc mcnugget meal goes so astronomically hard

[remote crypt]

Why not like.

Tiktok steream

stream

and just beg for galaxies

[chilly ingot]

Search Zazza el italiano, Las casas baratas. On youtube

[remote crypt]

Thats literally all I know about tiktok ngl

[main hornet]

🔥

[remote crypt]

congrats

[gritty salmon]

you didnt hit with the flat

actually you are lucky you didnt decaptiate him

[snow gulch]

hit him with a black flash

[gritty salmon]

because you turned with your whole body

[glad reef]

devs can we get an unlock where if we get full baron equipment we unlock the OG willie face?

[gritty salmon]

and the sword didnt move with you

[prisma bluff]

get into war profiteering son, that's how you make your first 10r

[main hornet]

me getting knocked out 3 times later...

[remote crypt]

nah I have a security clearance

[remote crypt]

deserved.

[past mirage]

What do you need to put on spaulders?

It is never letting me

[west gyro]

ok Senator Armstrong

[remote crypt]

arming doublet.

[gritty salmon]

arming doublet and remove chains

[lament ember]

dude lord rank being only ever riots is so frustrating, my frames cant handle that gamemode

[chilly ingot]

Has the game improved in terms of performance in the final version?

[gritty salmon]

it doesnt matter

[glad reef]

are ur graphics at low?

[remote crypt]

They're working on it.

[gritty salmon]

this isnt the final version but yes

[past mirage]

I have a jack with chains

[main hornet]

it performs closely to the demo imo

[gritty salmon]

you require an arming doublet

[past mirage]

I am guessing a jack is different than an arming doublet?

ok

[delicate falcon]

a willie was able to pull one on me too

[main hornet]

really cant notice a difference

[remote crypt]

except on slums

[prisma bluff]

its not illegal just invest into company's that make drones/nets, or cement company's based in ukraine

[lament ember]

ya ive optimized the hell out of the game i just still really struggle on outdoor maps, my specs are falling behind 🥀

[gritty salmon]

what

no slums runs fine for me

[main hornet]

why the fuck cant my character decide whether to be 83 or 71 kg 🔥 🔥

[remote crypt]

Naw that's weird

[crimson compass]

Improved from the demo? No. Improved from the first day of EA? Yes. It still runs a LOT worse than demo

[glad reef]

lmao what're ur stats

[remote crypt]

Ukraine smells

just like lockheed martin

[delicate falcon]

how dude

[prisma bluff]

stay broke chump

[lament ember]

2060 i7 8700 :D

[remote crypt]

someone's hostile.

[gritty salmon]

i mean true yeah but like

[crimson compass]

Indoor shrimp farming is obviously the solution

[gritty salmon]

more content

and more

[main hornet]

chud

[glad reef]

struggling at low? turn that guy up to max graphics

[gritty salmon]

map changes

[chilly ingot]

I have a good computer and if I play with blood my fps drops

[gritty salmon]

so its always going to be less performant then the demo

[prisma bluff]

you smell

[gritty salmon]

people shouldnt be expecting better performance then the demo the demo was hyper optimized

[slow sable]

yall, ive been wondering from the demo, how do you GET UP?

[remote crypt]

hey be nice to the guy. He doesn't deserve to be called a chud. Just hostile.

[west gyro]

making the mother of all omlettes here jack

[gritty salmon]

hold w

or s

[main hornet]

you're dirty

[gritty salmon]

depending on your position

[lament ember]

game runs like a dream most modes but when i have 8 people on screen on a map like slums or alley goodbye fps 💔

[crimson compass]

Yeah idk man you might wanna wait a while anyways for them to optimize. If you struggle to run the demo at all you probably wont be able to run this for now

[gritty salmon]

if you are facing down

[prisma bluff]

smelly

[gritty salmon]

(face is not facing upwards)

[glad reef]

real

[gritty salmon]

then hold S

[delicate falcon]

i was thinking baron should have the og willie face himself

[gritty salmon]

and if its the opposite

[main hornet]

_ _

[gritty salmon]

hold W

[glad reef]

reallll

[remote crypt]

face o1 is the closest we can get

[jovial mirage]

does anyone know how to make your free mode character stronger?

[delicate falcon]

unacceptable

[lean niche]

🚫 antifreezeeater, that command is disabled in this channel.

[gritty salmon]

you dont

[chilly ingot]

I can play well, only without much blood, another thing I don't know why happens is that when I play low or medium I do worse than high

[delicate falcon]

henrish looks more like willie than willie

[gritty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-subway-jared-gif-11020553909292696672

[jovial mirage]

so its not linked to progression?

[glass fractal]

Can you buy crossbow ammo or like extra bolts in half sword?

[crimson compass]

Demo wasn't even really optimized IMO, it just seems optimized compared to EA. Physics games dont tend to run very well in general

[jovial mirage]

are you the strongest or weakest then

[gritty salmon]

no its random

[crimson compass]

I'm moreso just telling him that if he can't run the demo well then he's definitely not gonna run EA well

[jovial mirage]

so every time you spawn in in free mode you get random muscle mass

[warm hinge]

Why is my character always spawning in with twisted ankles causing me to drop immediately, or my left arm always gets stuck behind my helmet.

[gritty salmon]

i dont exactly know

[gritty salmon]

what

how laggy are you

[main hornet]

🐎

[jovial mirage]

ok thats fine, thanks for the help

[gritty salmon]

they need to add cavarly to the game

[prisma bluff]

[warm hinge]

No lag at all 100+ FPS

[remote crypt]

agreed but I use it anyways for now

[gritty salmon]

record a video

[warm hinge]

Just my character always spawns in spazzed the fuck out

[gritty salmon]

i dont know why your experiencing that

[crimson compass]

Veteran Rank now, feeling pretty invincible.

[gritty salmon]

might be whatever is on your hip

[west gyro]

cavarly

[naive briar]

has anyone figured out how to do the splitscreen? Are you able to use two sets of mouse&keyboard?

[stable latch]

had full armor, while in the abyss then my game crashed and my fucking character died

[main hornet]

bros too busy posting on discord noo look out

[west gyro]

Sorry im just being a shitter

[gritty salmon]

ok but

[main hornet]

nice loadout

[gritty salmon]

WHAT WASS THE DESIGN DECSION BY GIVING THEM LESS GEAR

[snow gulch]

reminds me of that one video of that guy who picked up a bag and it made him fall, and his shoes went flying

[gritty salmon]

GRAAAAAA

WHY IS THE BRAVE STAND EQUIVALENT FOR THE LORD RANK

FULL OF A BUNCH OF BEGGARS AND PEASANTS

and USELESS MILTIIA / COMMONERS

[delicate falcon]

turn this guy into a sticker

[prisma bluff]

suplex many babies today?

[west gyro]

Jester would totally be a tumblr sexyman if they knew about him

[snow gulch]

eh, biz been slow as of late

[small glen]

missed the grab, fixed it with the stab

[meager sorrel]

whys he so cute

[snow gulch]

willie aswell

[main hornet]

theres a lot of them but to balance it out they come from smaller ranks
i definitely feel like it should be more difficult by making them come in the same numbers but a tier lower or smth (e.g. if i was lord, there would be some knights and men at arms)

[west gyro]

they would give him the bald characters with hair treatment

[main hornet]

LOL

LMFAO

[snow gulch]

big issue is probably that the characters just arent very accurate

[hardy urchin]

im confused whats the issue with it

[prisma bluff]

i respect the hustle, someones gotta do it

[west gyro]

btw this guy looks exactly like willie

[naive briar]

Anyone?

[snow gulch]

ye its population control man

gotta keep the IQ below a certain level

[main hornet]

not sure, i remember seeing a vid on youtube showing how to do it, ill try to find it

[tall dagger]

atp why even wear helmets? the just seem to do more harm than good against blunt attacks 💔 much less likely to get my head split open with an axe or sword compared to getting knocked out by a piece of wood

[severe ice]

double sword random swing is pretty fun.

[gritty salmon]

they die from a single scratch and they have trash gear

[crimson compass]

Thank you milord

[gritty salmon]

in the demo

bravestand

THEY HAD SOME GEAr

[main hornet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8BHyWaisBs

[gritty salmon]

they had the chance for a good polearm like a hoe or a pitchfork or axe as a peasant

or swords

and then

armored men

[west gyro]

???

[prisma bluff]

hmm sounds awfully like something a funny little hat man would say

[gritty salmon]

with effective polearms

they coulda just copied over the

brave stand

and maybe gave them more gear

[naive briar]

Yo thank you. would not come up on my yt search for some reason