#halfsword-chat-⚔
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how do I increase rank?
lots of patience and a ranged weapon. the big axe did the job for me. just walk backwards until the enemy swings their weapon top to bottom (left to right is a death trap as they often swing back from the other angle), once they swing, go in for the kill
also this may be common knowledge, not sure, but I figured out exactly how to pull holstered weapons off of people. You have to grab them by the thighs I believe, or at least it worked in this case. I was trying to pull his cuisses off, but he had a sword, a mace and a buckler holstered.
When you have them grabbed by the thighs and they have weapons, if you hold Q or E it won't pull their cuisses or pants off, it will cause their holstered weapons to fall off one by one. In the video, I grabbed the guy by the cuisses and then held Q which caused his holstered sword to drop, then held Q again and it caused his mace to drop, held Q again his buckler dropped, then finally held Q again and removed his cuisses.
right now I am using the flail
is there any way to get some protection?
not on beggar tier, no
just started a fresh character, decided im only going to use this armour for the whole playthru
shit
you can hire mercenaries to help you, evens the playing field so it's not so stacked against you
how did you get the big axe?
beggar and peasant will be the hardest, once you reach commoner tier you'll get some better protection
holy aura
steal it off of someone else
this is good to know
dagger to the dome
You can trade for it, i personally beat beggar tourney with a pitchfork
talk to the fencer in the tavern on the second floor
i beat the lord tourney and i didn't get a rankup, is lord the final rank?
yeah it adds a bit more risk to playing ig using the baron armour n fullsets just got boring imo
love when my character just falls over on a knockdown gamemode
for now yeah
ah ok
this way i gotta play good or face the zombozos
only hire the mercaneries right before the tourney. they cost money each day (the same amount it cost to hire them) which can empty your pockets real quick if you keep them too long
they start with me since round 1 or they spawn later on?
later
they spawn to match enemy numbers
guys what do i do about this (i have arming doublet on)
if its a 1v1 you'll be alone, but if its 2v1 or more, your mercaneries will spawn with you to match their numbers
i wanna put on my big boy hand armor
prob has chains on it
i thought i was going to go on with cleavers into the beggar tourney, but i got a rondel
i bought a sword and got it twice, thank you halfsword now i have a full sword
yo why cant i go in to free camera when i take a pic
press f
possible key bind issue or bug
Yo guys. I'm just got veteran rank, but I only see militia missions. How can I upgrade my missiosn to match?
it even done that in the demo
time
but before that it was working just fine
missions refresh every day
what clothing do i need to wear shoulder armor?
why did barons beak just dissapear out of my inventory
make sure to scroll down too
scroll all the way down if you havent already
Does anyone know why some of my shit randomly disappears from my inventory?
goblins maybe
I waited some time - works now. Thanks guys
now this is aura
chat is hs enhancer alraedy out for ea?
just beat the baron for the first time
if you leave gear (swords, armor) onh a battle it will be lost forever
unless you insure it
im currently weaing a doublet, but i cant wear my shoulder armor, do i need different clothing? like the arming doublet?
yes
but no chains
it was a paldron i left in my inventory
exit to desktop and relaunch
are you sure you didn't trade it?
the chainmail armor im wearing rn you mean?
no
time for my fourth lord tourney
thats a hauberk
was it highlighted red?
no
if you have an arming doublet youhave the option to add chains
jack chains, the shitty arm armor that comes on the arming doublet sometimes
and you have to remove them
did you insure it?
no
gotcha
you need an arming doublet, and if there are chains on it you need to remove them at the armorer
was it just sitting in your inventory and disappeared or did you have it equipped
ty, that worked
gotta love those traps
jesus this helped a lot
yw you dont need to take the hauberk off just to be sure
what are these cups on my shoulder armor tho
it was sitting, i didnt have it on
go to the armorer and see
ye i still got it on
try exiting out and restarting. I believe others were having this issue and this helped
besagews, but what do they do?
Roundels, tho the game calls them something else. They can be removed at the armorer
its more protection and looks drippy
Deflection surface
they're a type of rondel to protect your armpit
guys, does sparring increase strength?
Irl, armor caps are supplemented by those to help deflect blade edges away. Same with why your breastplate has those folds in the armor.
so i have a 2kg shield but the mass doesnt grow. and what does it means when the mass slider is on the max?
thats only accounting your weight not any equipment
hoo ok
you can do that do shields?
and why is it on max
cause maybe you are max weight
Cause you're strongest as possible
I think the legs thing is a meme
apparently yeah. 93kg is the max
then you're not at max yet
cuz i chose a build more medium like
You mean height wise?
idk tbh im gullible and dumb but saw a dev comment this so really idk #general-catfish-🐱🐟 message
its prolly cuz of height
I love those logs
uuuh i love that outfit ❤️ the chalice as a decoration is pretty creative
height shouldn't matter. 93kg I believe is the max weight no matter stature. Had this discussion a while back with someone who had like medium stature but still hit 93kg
does anyone else's save also get deleted on every reload?
hmm the bar is on max but might be cuz its near the value
training muscles is a dirty business
ill swing more and report guys
you know what they say gotta be drippy in the medieveal times
Showme your danceofdeath
Wonder if it would be adventageous to be shorter and stocky instead so you don't get knocked down. The extra reach from longer limbs is nice though
true I was wondering that too
mfs was wearing pajamas and called it drip
New abyss os eazy af
okay but i think i got my retribution
Hi, i finished the game, i didnt like it, pls refund me
gotta be cozy when my boy eventually naps 
Are they gonna add new maps?
make sure you kill at least 1 person per life
just look at these mfs
at least you keep your rank
bro is cheeked up
idk i dont think you got em
its something
Yo guys. I just recently hit the veteran era. My longsword feels like rubber against fully armored enemies. Do you have any tips on how to change my up fighting style?
get good
can we add a permadeath mode where you lose rank as well?
use blunt weapons
ever hear of MC hammer? listen to this one song he made
use blunt and heavy weapons, you need to focus on crush for heavily armored enemies, but like the other dude said if you want to keep using sword you do need to get good and learn how to go for the vulnerable areas
they use chainmail and armor your sword isn't hurting them with swings
using the longsword in the left hand is lowkey such a style way of playing
Good tips, thanks guys
how to unlock armor slots?
i'm still learning to use the rondel dagger. crazy potential tyho
try offhand rondel + shoulder pavise its naaasty trust
if u wanna keep using swords learn how to wrestle with halfswording, unsure if that still works in the early access tho
arming doublet :3
arming doublet
if you right click you can half sword you weapon (haha funny)
how do I completely reset my progress
tavern guy, retire button
that too
Ok thanks
use that to stab their armpit
Does Willam pee and poop himself simultaneously when he gets killed
i'm just a beggar, let me live 😭
i had 900 on my last character
hey you're playing as Konrad
I want to craft a new weapon. What blunt weapon do you guys recommend for fully armored npc?
It works even better now with enemies being able to fall over more easily, but that comes with the risk of falling on your own ass easier too
it took me a while to say the least
Poleaxe
Does William enter rigor mortis after death
sorry i am an uncultured swine who is that?
mass went from 86 to 74. make sense
starting to think i have a problem 😭
It's a visual glitch
Your mass is still the same
why does my character randomly start walking
dawg we have no future 🤣
damn
Damn im slacking at only 38 or so hours
fucking hell
I want to leave workkkkkk rn
i expect nothing less from the goat
this man must have alot to teach
you're the true goat
Lowk a 6.5kg sword works really well against armor
500 hours on the old playtest
bro IS the halfsword wiki trust
hey gow do you get a cape ?
bro is halfsword
I hope they add cloaks
bro if i can drip my dude out in a cloak you know imma be dualing daggers
stabbing is in my uk blood
i crave it
i wish we saved scars from our wounds
drug rugs dont count
Tabard
it's a tabard, gotta find someone and loot it off them
or if your merc dies or gets knocked out you can steal his
i got split in half but surrendered in time lmao my heal cost was 221 bro needed extensive reconstructive surgery
Any way to make the "Test" button when crafting NOT reset the sliders once u get back? So annoying
yeah but i cvant seem to pick it up
Actually im wrong those are called vougles
hire a merc and murder him for his drip
g'day lads
i survived double arm amputation
sometimes it can be wonky especially if you're trying to take a mercs I think. One time my merc died by having both his legs cut off and I was trying to salvage his gear but couldn't pull anything off of him for some reason
i wish they could replace my arms with maces if that happened
i want my 4kg messiers as hands! even weight checks out
Am I tweaking or does a 6.5kg sword slice through armor?
I miss Willie
is getting the game to not crash to run a gambling mechanic to keep me trying long enough to run out the refund timer
ragamuffin is very lucky, he got shoes and a sword as a beggar
how do you even get to that
they silenced me
If you're on an AMD graphics card switch to dx11
believe it or not i never crashed my game
same on DX12 and max settings
i have a rtx 3060 and no issues
i think i got all his weapons right?
Max out every stat on a polearm, then a pollaxe and then a sword
Automodded 
yep
noice
do i have to die to get abyss items
What settings do you play on?
how do i customize player 2 stuff in free mode split screen? i cant remove his armor
all items in abyss are available outside it besides that cnadlestick thing
is it possible to get quiver in freemode?
you can goto the seer to drink poison to go there. It will let you fight them individually too if needed, or however many you want
yo uh are willies supposed to be standing up ready to fight after i win?
can someone help me use splitscreen. me and my friend are controlling the same guy
i have it in progression, i see it on my character, but i cant find it in inventory and as a result i cannot insure it
Can my request be heard at least
nah i dont get it\
medium, dx_12
I mean max out the weight when creating a weapon
help please
in that order
flat strike of pain and misery
you may have to unequip it for it to appear in your inventory, then try to insure. If it still doesn't appear try restarting, some people were having that similar issue earlier
if this game cost .10 cents every time you launched it it would probably cost more than 20 bucks after 2 days of trying to hop on
It is crazy having to go down to medium with a 3080 for me lol
yeah and i got to this
he really wants to keep fighting after his helmet getting flung off
I mean just max it out in one then just cycle through the weapons
and you'll stack the weight
Sorry if this comes across as venting, but am I missing something? I felt like I was quite good at the demo, and I can't make it past beggar in Progression mode.
Every "Save your soul" ends with me dying because the zombies literally eat my face as I'm trying to swing my weapon on them.
No 
Damn ur ass 😭
rookie numbers man
You just have to swing sooner because they will always run in for the bite
Skill issue, respectfully
holy shit my merc is goated he just cracked open the baron's skull
takes time to adjust
I do really enjoy the abyss now, especially when you have like 30 souls who want revenge
Are people hiring mercenaries to get past the beggar tournament or is it seen as relatively easy to get through? I don't mind being told to get gud, I'm just trying to gauge where I'm at and how much I need to restructure my approach
abyss feels incredibly rewarding
Whch weapon r u using
Axes. I've found success in dual wielding
Turns me in to governor giggles when I fall and a skeleton just like bites my knee and shakes his head like a dog
feels really good dividing the zombie in half with just a dagger
WhT is that book inside the fireplace behind the invisible wall at the litd tourney?
i'm disappointed in you
Lord
For tourneys, they are definitely doable on your own. Even 1 mercenary helps a lot
Using sharp weapons like the big axe is really good, so is the pitchfork. Also now, blunt weapons are actually pretty good
Use the flail for early stages I feel works well
Real, slicing zombies in half is so fun
not sure, there's also a book in the Slums and Alley but they can't be picked up or anything
Ah ty
If you really wanna use axes just try to get used to the physics but you can also js hire mercnaries if u want
the problem is it doesnt show up at all, i cannot unequip it. yet, every match, there si a quiver by my side
im in the process of fighting 23 souls 😭
oh you're talking about just the quiver?
i gotta start paying off my soul debts
how can i jump on carts in the forest?
what am i doing wronh :(
I'm not set on axes, its just what ive found has worked the best for me so far - but that might be an issue with my approach
Tomatoes stream he had to fight 44 souls
yeah iw ant to get around to using it in freemode
Oh then try a flail
i have the crossbow already
yeah my highest was 48
Keep at it to learn the differences. The higher rank you are, the stronger your character will become. It gets more like the demo around the soldier rank. Persist, and victory will be yours.
just follow the video
when are the devs going to like delete all of the excess in the slums map its the size of an entire rpg
the quiver is like incomplete or something atm, you can't actually keep it like you can other stuff unfortunately
Try out the large axe. The physics are slightly different to the demo that may be putting you off, it feels really good after you practice tho
They already have tbh
How big of a component is strength and stamina? My willie definitely feels "weaker" and more sluggish than compared to the demo. I appreciate all the input
Big
It's huge. When you rank up, you automatically get a muscle boost to the flat line of that rank.
Strength is huge
No
it's based on stamina drainage
I thought ranking up also increased muscle mass?
Yeah, progression mode ( and maybe the others idk ) have a big emphasis on well.. progression, using your weapons more and more will gain strength + in the later stages wearing armour
its still there just that you cant go outside of the arena anymore https://youtu.be/7RtjRdpOT00?t=338
Sometimes it looks like it does
At least in game notes it's just based on draining stamina
but unsure
yeah no this is a little excessive itsnt it
I played around with the class slider when my last willie died. It definitely has a contributing factor, even if is incremental
Thanks a lot everybody. I've been getting a little flustered and it seems I'm probably just rushing in too much assuming things to be too similar to the demo. I've got less than 4 hours so far in early access so I'll slow down and try to get the feel of the game better before worrying about progressing ranks. Thanks again.
should i go fight 149 spirits or oay them to rest (i almost have 10k)
That's a good attitude to have. I blew through progression and lowk regret it.
It'd be nice to have a rank reset without having to wipe my save
wasp with reflections lmao. please just tell me thats a prerendered background
you can always spar with opponents to get a feel of your current weapons, i was stuck in beggar for quite a few days, purely due to needing to get used to the physics ( especially with the rake )
i implore you to watch the yt vid i sent on the topic
in my exp it does no damage
real, but it feels so so so satisfying when you land the spikes in their leg
hedge-born!
even the blunt sides feel good to hit, then pull back and stab
It's way too front heavy but it can still mess a guy up
its really versatile
Flibber de’gibbet!
YOU CAN GO THERE PAST THE BRIDGE? tysm
Lewdster!
Not anymore
wheres the new willie with the eyebrows grown out
That was patched out cause performance issues
also I dmed you
Wait what? I had retribution, there was a weaponless willie and i got a free 60p
Nope
thats crazy
well they patched it on feb 3 so that you cant leave, but the whole map is too big for a simple arena that you will spend at most three minutes in
hedge-born!
Holy shit, just hit a guy in the head with a poleaxe and his helmet flew off. Haven't seen that before, this game in unreal
Mangy cur!
Just wait until you have a horde of helmetless zombies come after you
i wish there was no cap on strength
it doesnt fly off if you have straps installed but afaik battlefield also had helmets flying upon headshots
bf1
lord rank retribution btw
can someone rq pick a number between 0 and 149
It means that guy defeated you before, just something to think about
4
132
mines always a naked guy who insta surrenders
I killed the baron but his sword is sheathed can i remove it from him somehow?
yeah that guy was weird
u cant loot him sadly
bruh
you have to disarm him first, then he unsheathes it
thank you anyways
and then disarm him again for his mace
once i threw away my weapon and i got knocked onto the ground and he took my weapon
i would like to forge this sword, but when i tested it i could only wield it with one hand. how do i make it two handed?
What was that for?
resize the grip
I HATE those little 1 handed axes. Something is super bugged with them and it instantly kills you if it even taps you a little bit
increase grip size
thank you
hold left click on the sword itll show you how youll hold it
how many vengeful spirits i fight at once
Oh shit, good luck
oohh thats a neat mechanic
for some reason i kept all my armour but they did too
Lengthen your grip
very long sword
i love long swords so much
doing a 1vs145 rn
Good luck man, let me know how far you go
Ping me in 2.5 hours lol
Just unlocked man at arms lets goooo
what should the weight distribution of a long sword look like? in the middle of the blade?
wish you could change grips to change the way weapons handle such as the thumb grip for the longswords and messers, hope they have something like that planned
30 minutes and my guy still isnt up
ya longsword should be middle ish more towards the guard
like this?
bros broke
i accidentally insured a chalice instead of selling it...
ya i think you need a lil more to the guard
lost hundreds of shekels
or the pommel
wait selling chalices makes you money?
also you can just exit the abyss after you go in it right?
a heavy sword half sworded would pack a punch especially when stabbing
yeah, the big ones are like 70, smaller ones 60, and smallest 50
whats good wagyu sauces
i go t u
no sauce for wagyu
Is there any way to fix the squared blood?
lmao legend
is there a cap to how buff I can get my character? like can i make my character the hulk without messing with the files?
Not yet. Theyre working on a fix. It’s Amd related
the max weight is 93 kg
Bring the COM way closer to hand guard imo
soo there is a cap
My sword just no clipped through the floor in the abyss
not if you go endless abyss. but say you execute 3 willies, you can go in, take a few chalices, kill the willies, and get teleported back
and Im dead 😢 '
im confused lol
this should be good, right?
how do i cover my arms its all red
I hope one day the combat feels like the demo again
By the way if you have blood issues like you make one tiny cut on the enemy and the whole map turns into a bloodbath i'd recommend turning blood off completely and putting gore on max, its good like that.
Can somebody help me explain why I should "alter my armor"? Seems to just remove stuff
i dont, i prefer EA combat cause its unique
some armor dont have stuff on it
ideal for unarmored combat but if youre going to fight armored opponents with it id say make it heavier
You need an Arming Doublet.
If it has metal bits on it, you also need to go to the armor guy in the tavern and remove them first.
sometimes removing some stuff is better especially if you want better armor
Unique in the way it's worse or? What
arming doublet
you got lucky and got the already buffed armor, sometimes you get armor without stuff and you can add it there
also arming doublet
basically, if you kill a man he'll be a vengeful soul in the abyss. you can play regular abyss, but with no souls seeking revenge it'll just be endless. if you kill a man and then go to the abyss guy at night, choose to face the soul, and just walk around with the zombie behind you. find 2 chalices to put on your back, then you can hold the last one. you'll bring home an easy 240 coins if you got the biggest chalices
Ahh I see, thanks guys
YO WHY IS THIS FUCKING ZOMBIE SLIDING AFTER ME ON THE FLOOR TRYING TO BITE ME
that its actually reactive and more satisfying
the physcis is mostly the same except for the weird slowing when you swing a heavy weapon
weird my balance is usually all the way towards the tip?
i'm gonna switch to polearms later on, im only militia now so my enemies are not very armored
They do not feel the same at all, I've 1000hrs in the demo
you look yummy and nutritious
i think it more shows the weight of the weapon to be like oh this is a heavy weapon and swinging heavy things is kinda slow
goodness gracious
thats the point lol
yea but its inconsistent because sometimes it swings really fast
ok so apparently you can just straight up walk over the slums bridge sometimes
there is lots of loot too
and sometimes it lags and gets stuck on your head
well when you half sword it yeah bc thats distributing the weight
swinging side to side is also alot easier
@odd radish @gleaming swift this is possible the demo
Fine and pinpoint control is possible, I'm not able to do any of this now lol
Look how horrible stabbing is
oh noo, anyways
its this bad? ive been a polehammer main the entire game. or as much as i could
guys do you gain muscle from sparring
lol i think thats the horrible hitbox or wtv
can gtx 1660 super run the game
like bro why does my poleaxe not cut
using stamina so im pretty sure
Anyone else feel the EA is much easier than the demo?
nah
once they get armor its actually bit harder
about the same for me
yea
most people yeah
custom polehammers wreck it all tho
except those super used to the specifics of demo physics
I've unlocked full baron and haven't been close to dying since like commoner
my character cant pull up a horse
seems we need to work on muscles more
horses r heavy
i like big pole weapons but i unironically prefer one handed weapons
demo keeps on crashng at the final challenge??
Why do we need to be ripped to swing a 2lb sword...
i feel so fucking cool when I get a good swing
It doesn't make sense
idk its something about the swing to the head that knocks off the helmets
same
I recommend wiping the savefile and doing it all over again with no mercenaries and/or worse weapons
one guy did it naked
Even 1v3 is quite manageable...
baron helmet only runs i did reminded me of the letmekillher from elden ring
oh dear go dno
yeah its awesome
it really is
im p sure you can do it with the 1 handed weapons too
lower chance
but man its good
how using a knife in either game feels
nah the stabbing is way worse in the EA
(skill issue)
((I hate the knife so much))
Ngl I haven't had a problem with stabbing seems like this is a bug
Like, By far this is my favourite game. But jesus combat feels terrible now, I don't mind the strength system. It's just wrist stability and you feel so floaty now
wait howd you reverse grip
how fast did ppl actually find the ufo on slums. i was the first to post it on the subreddit
rondel dagger
def a bug
I’ll say though, that could just be the rondel dagger. It’s the only reverse grip so maybe they need to work on it more. Regular stabbing works fine at least with my polehammer pointy sharp end bit
does that reverse grip
Chance a rondel dagger spawns on the table at the back of the celler
say less i have a rondel dagger
choking the guy out with one hand
or for some reason in the lord tourney area unless sm1 dropped one behind the tables
Okay
calm down bro
Ngl choking does jack shit
That was demo combat lol
what should i do after beating the barron ?
ik the baron also has a rondel dagger
beat him more and get all his armor and weapons ( unless this is completed then js do challenged like no armor)
Look what was possible in the demo with super fine control
also the slow swinging is actually bs cause you can bring your weapon back up quicker
youre prob not choking them
theyre supposed to make well.. choking sounds
How do ppl do this. This has gotta be some kind of rare moments thing
for me they give up
It's on the demo
Yeah they make them for me but they don't give up
You can't really do it on EA
yes
yeah that's wild, but you don't need to be able to do that in the demo to appreciate the degradation
hold down whichever hand your using to choke them then
I know but I can't do it in the demo either
has anyone attempted a no armor, low player damage, max npc damage run?
Youre also insane with this lol ive never seen anyone else be able to do stuff like this. Youre an outlier
video on forging polearms
Insane
okay
so many times the swing / stab height just decides to do whatever the hell it wants
Yeha, combat got overhauled to be more grounded, weapons used to have no weight in the Demo
They had weight lol
You don't need to be a body builder to swing a 2 pound weapon
well the game is supposed to be a realistic medievel fighting game not a trickshot simulator :/
can u lift the horse in forest map
They were a little to lightsaber-y but they were absolutely different weights
if ur strong enough
not closely to as realistic
which is why the game isnt in LBs lmao
Ngl I think no one has got the skill to do this in the EA. I think it's possible
How to split screen with a controller? Just controls player one
do you know if the champions are 93 kg?
they dont look like it
No theyre definitely bigger
they r also much taller
best way to max out muscle?
And their uniqueness
Wish they brought back the scythe
brawls
its in the game
How do u do this dude
nothing makes me think it's realistic and grounded more than my character dropping his weapon after a swing in a life or death situation
Where at?
i think it might spawn in the cellar
its where the rondel dagger spawns too
it also spawns alley
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run
hmmm.. does this make me go bald
i got all baron armor, i am officially the flailbaron
Wrong. The correct answer is steroids.
barons pick stabs better than the poleaxe cuts smh
seems like it honestly
do people know that the "drunk patron" errand is broken
Yes
not to mention, They've somehow fucked up lockon even worse lol
kinda, early on its easier to wield less heavy weapons even if theyre long
Grip and how easy it is to swing, how hard you hit
how so
thanks
2 music tracks are playing, when i kill or knock him out, i do not win.
If I'm being honest, for some reason my character's grip is trash and I'm like pretty buff
im forced to just give up
peep the weapon weight
welcome to the EA
i think its pretty important it gets fixed tho
ur not supposed to kill a drunk man
You got soft hands brother, you got soft hands
😭
you need to drag him home
why the fuck are people killing him lmfao
You don't kill him or anything, you drag him to the end of the alley. Also yeah I get the 2 music tracks playing on mine too during that quest
oh i need to drag him now?
even without a shirt it's still terrible
first time i did this i sliced him and half and dragged him to the end. it worked
😭
oh, I sent him to the wrong home
you can kill the drunk man and still bring him home lol
skin made out of steel
dunno what to tell you
like the combat can be fun, It's just not good anymore
Just cut his hand off and bring it to the end
Man ngl how do u grab legs I've seen someone on YouTube grab the opponents legs while they are standing and fighting then they chuck them on the floor so hard
lmao. Innkeeper tells you to see his buddy home safely and he gets murked right out the door
i just slap the drunkard to follow me
most abused man in history
have you tried my best friend the pole with a meat tenderizer on the end?
fighting your grip is harder than the baron
And when I try it I just get knocked out before I reach the legs
Is there a way to get the boxes on top of the wagon in the forest map?
my rondel dagger stabs ok i think this is a bug
some weapons are fuckd
its annoying
@odd radish almost everyweapon is fucked
reach and pray
just not the two handers
This is def a bug bro this doesn't happen to me
Got a lot of catching up to do with Willie for that title
Ok 😅
flail fucks up when u switch hands so even two handers r a lil buggy
For some reason, you can cut him to pieces and still win by dragging him home.
I see him home safely and after that I cut him up to pieces
and sometimes my willie grabs his polehammer like a sword when i switch hands
I just grab him by the nose and pull him home lmao
I think I should test my wrestling skills on the innkeeps friend ngl cause he stands still for the most part
Finally
everytime i pick retribution i pray for the lil guy in his diapers
so i can suplex him
yeah but you will either be humiliated or sad
Wdym
why does my sword do less damage than a garden hoe
Ngl I got a really buff big mf and I just hit him with my axe plus a swift kick which made him fall down and then I won.
if you drop your weapon he may try to pick it up and begin attacking you. This is what happened to me, even after he dropped the weapon he kept going he was fuckin pissed
i have seen a fair amount of people lose their balls
suplex
Oh
The Innkeeper has a cat
yes, thats what, its unfortunate
Lmao he had enough
I'm struggling to get good lifts with grapples, it's interesting how it works and sometimes it doesn't.
high chokeslam
holy shit i can legit just drop a weapon and have a self defense case
god damn this looks fun
if the max weight is 93kg then would a short character be able to put on more muscle than a tall character? Or do the taller characters already start with some bulk on them
too bad im ass at grappling but better at brutal stabbings
believe it or not i got that chokeslam first try
How do u do this dawg
i couldnt replicate it that well afterwards
true lol
get to max weight then mess around with small unarmored beggars
I have a theory: Maybe it is upcoming content and they dont know what to temporarily replace it with
u can do some pretty funny stuff since they're almost weightless
my max height willie is 93kg and he's toned but still lean
so I'm assuming that's the case
after u get the baron folds what's still left
The best luck I've had with grappling is grabbing the groin oddly enough, it's like, the best center of mass to get a strong hold on and lift them with it.
they could replace it with everything outside of the necessary bits removed and add it in once its finished tbh
yea cuz there's good grab leverage
hey guys why can't i post images and videos in this chanel?
Surely I'm not crazy for saying that lmao
did i decide to not return halfsword and play it for over 2 hours or not?
mace windu time
no pic perms
they only need to make a copy of the map and then remove everything
oh yeah ass and groin best area to grab next to head
u need higher level
and how do i get that
it's the "anchor" for the model, which is why hitting willies in the nuts in the old demo would occasionally agonize them
i was like "what fuckass weapon is that"
im ass at grappling and my guy is max height I wonder if being a short and stout dude would give me an easier time
level 5 I think
bro i cant take off this shield and i keep grabbing it
so Im assuming strength levels reset between characters? right?
Yeah that's what I was thinking
guys, are there any info about this game in vr?
level 3 actually
?
I’ve been stuck on peasant for like 30 in game days
oka maybe yeah but that seems like a lot of work and maybe they are on the hard stuff right now. There are also so much bigger things to worry about than it so its even more sus that they rushed to change it
Engaging in conversation in the discord levels you up 🙂
why do you think the guy tells you take him home?????? you do know how to read, but you can kill him and drag his corpse to his house and still win
Genuinely no idea what that means
My friend couldn't even make it 30 days for a while lmao
GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING SO FUCKING MONUMENTAL
should i go over two hours on steam
?
A DUPE GLITCH
I don't understand how you can read the errand and then somehow come to the conclusion that yo're supposed to kill him, and then be surprised when you don't win 🤦♂️
If u like the game yeah
before, i was able to just knock him out and win
idk if i wanna refund it or not
idk
it’s because I have no cash
that was the glitch, you're not supposed to win by knocking him out lol
... does it persist after exiting and reentering the chest?
i was stuck on peasant the whole time cus of how buggy it was
I YOU SPAM RIGHT AND LEFT CLICK ON A WEAPON IT DUPES IT
My arms feel to weak to block or parry with a shortsword
yeah i didnt really get that
CHECK IT OUT
Always do what’s best for you 💚
I know that feeling
my merc got beheaded by a champion and is still alive
You mean the optimization?
no the bugs and the optimalization
there was also another glitch, i remember walking all the way to the tents in the distance, the ones you see at the slums.
Bug reporting or game footage maybe?
If you like the game's idea I suggest to keep it since hotfixes will come out.
honestly, the slums has crazy map potential it almost feels open world when you really walk around the outside
idk i liked the demo alot
yes i'll do that
the game felt interesting if i ignore the bugs
Yeah this game will get better as time goes on, so it's really up to you
bro how tf do you do the damn polearm over the head spin??? wtf !!shit looks smooth as eggs
this game FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
idk i guess ill go play it
i hope i wont regret it
lift it up and then press x
also can we question why the thrust movement for every knife is broken?
i cant actually stab without double clicking, or holding with 2 hands
with one hand, i just move it up and down
sorry, just now seeing this. thank you for the guide 
Bro do be chilling tho
I fought 70 angry souls, im tired boss....
you could refund it and buy it later if it's that concerning
If the polearm is on your right, rear it back and to the left, then hit X to swap your arms, it will circle around and position to the left.
If it's on the left, vice versa.
It’s in Early Access remember
i have 118 mins on it
looks smooth until you do it with baron axe or smth heavy
and i launched it a few mins ago
my queen
so not anymore ig
steam would probably still refund you
i know
especially for games with rough launches
Ur willy is rubbish!
steam is really good with customer service like that
6 more nights and its my 100th day
😭
im glad i was able to actually find the OG pitch fork in the early access version
kcd fixes this by removing the lower layers to prevent clipping but the tabard is more like a poncho in this game so i guess the cuirass needs a larger collider to prevent this
i thought it was gone
oh ye its kinda surprising how u can only find it in 1 place
no its cause my guys slightly more heavy lol, so his models wider
it should really be in the shop
One thing in this game I've really enjoyed is the whole customization / armor collection part of it. Really hope devs expand on armors and how you can customize with colors, details etc in the future
everyone wearing a tabard with a cuirass underneath in my exp had clipping issues
terminator
i never had that issue
some of them don't clip
oh my god yes hes right theres tons of clipping issues
How???
alot of em do clip
i swear i saw my hands going through the gauntlets
been that way since the demo tbh
haven't seen that before ngl
wow
maxxing
rly anything involving chainmail
im better at getting up beeing drunk while having salt in my eyes and getting kicked in the nuts highly intoxicated as the willy does
it seems if you drop your weapon at all, the drunkard will become hostile. In this clip, I trick bro into finding his own way home by dropping my weapon at the end of the alley, causing him to aggro me and run down the alley. He loses aggro once the quest is complete though lol
brother
why do i accidentally drop the sword every time
Use dlss or afmf if amd
omg you can actually choke people now
say it guys
goated
i stole his drip
i love this
why do i accidentally drop the sword every time
you don't have to drop it, you can put it away, he gets hostile when he thinks your unarmed.
Who doesn't
I'm in awe at this because if I dared to try this the dude would just knock me down with a left hook lmao
someone post this for me
please
took me like 20 hours to learn u can rob ur enemies
took me longer to figure out how to put on clothing
I DID IT. I FINALLY BEAT THE BARON
Yeah that's pretty good. The weight is also plenty to do good damage.
I watched a youtube video telling me advice, i am cultured 
kk, thanks
makes sense. So if you start without a weapon equipped is he immediately hostile?
Just beat the beggar tournament with the flail lol
most likely, yeah.
look at my mercs dog im going to hell
Flail op
crisped
sweet. the baron sent me to the abyss to kill 122 souls before i could revenge him
why do axes feel harder to parry than everything else
I remember people saying the closer the balance is to the handle the better
why do i accidentally drop the sword every time
of course, until you pull it out
then he acts different
guys jusy say it
Also friends tecnically, if you hire a merc and let em die you can rob their body for early armor
why do i accidentally drop the sword every time
this is why i love double ended weapons, we need to be allowed to make longer pommels on polearms
abyss is genuienly scary
Genuenly yes
Twinblade incoming
oh damn good idea
35 souls seek revenge rn
why do i accidentally drop the sword every time
I reached 78 once
next time I walk drunko home he's gettin robbed
why do i accidentally drop the sword every time
this is how a majority of the AI works actually
this game looks way too buggy now. lol
sadly no this is custom
take all his clothes n everything
What is the context
I'm not gonna answer that guy because he is spamming
gonna run them pockets
im not answering out of principle
i mean the sword
Aye my character is 108 kg and called Ektor, he doesn't know better
done
Bruh
Are you pressing e or q?
no
god i fucking love riots
oh god damn ngl thats why i pay off the souls as much as i can thats INSANE xD
is there a way to play the playtest?
i started playing after demo and playtest got merged so i never got to try it
It depends entirely on what you're doing. If the sword is heavy and your muscles are weak, it makes sense. I have my poleaxe swing out of my hands a couple of times.
the peasant riot hearing me calling out "No quarter them"
Does taunt (G) consume stamina?
its just a small sword with a shield
demo is still out
I've just gone into "yard retribution" and this was my opponent xd
yes
Why?
it isnt heavy
steam://install/2642680
no real difference except a lack of features
thats so sad 😞
how to train muscles most efficiently?
I just realized the drunk has those good rare shoes that you can turn into sabatons, nice
where do i use this
I feel bad for them
browser
If you can get a clip of it, I could probably tell you, but from text, its hard to diagnose.
thank you 🙏
how do i send photos
Says Mr Crow the RACIST superstar
gotta be lvl 2
#game-footage-🎮🎥 and link your message here
im not lvl 2 i am 1
man I wish we had grandmace
We are all the same deep down, standing in the same poop
a ok
Just take a clip of it happening and put it in #game-footage-🎮🎥 I'd say, that's what I do.
andrew go to game footage
i dont cause im getting paid
I know. I'm saying to send photos in this channel you have to be lvl 2
exactly, put respect on my name
im not lvl 2
50% chance of losing it from my experience
bruh
Bruh
yea I know
the foliage was designed by insurance agents like the trader
so how do i send
You should hear them screaming for mercy
press c and wait for the texcures to load in properly
then you find it
Factual
you gotta keep talking to you hit lvl 2
Not gonna lie, it's really annoying how easily Willie gets down now and how impossible is for him to stand up again as if he's alergic to it..
lmao
You only need to be level 2 to send pictures in this channel specifically, if you go to #game-footage-🎮🎥 , you don't @restive cedar
a ok
I try not to kill em because of souls
that makes sense
i do not fear zombies
well, revenants
time to suplex the poor lad
I love the abyss gamemode so much moreee now
I just tried to walk over the bridge and it broke in 2
its a lot more playable than it was in the demo and playtest
and now my heal cost 15 pence
This happened to me once, i mauled the guy to soup
oh they crashed my fucking game
oh my fucking god
ight im mauling them alive
hands, feet, heads
105 coins for free I guess....
nastiest suplex
When are they adding the arquebus
Exactly, also the first time one of them pricks sinked their face into my neck i got scared
for me its the fact they jump me out of nowhere being silent
like fuck you old ass bitch get away from me
yess!!! The bastard came being me and riped half my neck off
does anybody know how i can get the vambrace and spaulders slots to work?
Dude yes you just see a bigass axe miss by half an inch
they are both redded out and i dont see how to use them
arming doublet, go to armor adjuster guy and remove chains if it has them
ARMING DOUBLET WITHOUT A CHAIN
Have you tried hiring bodyguards and using the flail
u need an arming doublet
i instead see them trying to bite my ass
oh my god thank you guys
ive been playing 10 hours without being able to equip that armor and its been bugging me so much
I love the double beaked poleaxe, this catch was so clean.
yea but I used the flail for beggar so I didn’t want to use it
Stil not worse than what Shlatt did in '99
What's your guys' endgame loadouts / weapons combos? I cannot find something I 100% vibe with
do u have to find this one or can u buy
how the mercenary I pay 79 coins a day watching me dismember 4 peasants with no remorse:
Maul, it's so god for early game
So is the only consequence of dying having to retrain your strength? Plus losing your stuff ofc
Pole axe is peak
bro my cheracter just stops walking sometimes like ill hold down w and he just stands there awkwardly how the hell do i fix this
I just made this myself from the craft weapon guy
how do u change the head tho
guys am i sneaky? also all of you are cool
all i see is a hammer
Like poleaxe with maul top?
this game is unreal slop 5
yes
Nah the literal hammer lmao
No you're not, you're about to get timed out by a mod.
leave him alone
more like misguided effort
they killed my max tier warstaff buddy
bro lived through 5 baron fights and got killed by a fucking peasant
And are you glad you did that?
I think you unlock more pieces as your rank goes up
the horse physics are the reason the whole game lags ❤️
oh ok
Seems boring tbh
very slaughtered them all didnt take a single tap of dmg
I am going back and murdering every downed peasant from now on
What if we gave the horses uranium horseshoes
aura loss
How exactly, don't you have armor
@tender quest why is tts on if we can't even use it