#halfsword-chat-⚔
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an foid detected
hes been saying it for the past half hour bro keep up
im gonna go to sleep so i can get to intense willie beating when i wake up
i want to beat willies
right to it
Foid opinion rejected
Sounds reasonable , we’ll see
Gotcha.
NOOOOHHHH you misunderstood it even more, im saying they are struggling cause they are bad and the game is fair
Theres a lot going on 😭
4 minutes until new day....
just you wait until an hour before release
if i recall, they said demo has like 5% of EA content, or full game i dont remember, i hope that state is still legit xd
Not english speaker here what is a foid ?
Half sword releases today 
a female of the species
and EA is roughly 50% of the fullgame
Nice cover 👌🏽⚔️
demo is 5 percent of full game
ea is 50
Steam says 6pm but what time zone?
dont worry about it
it shows in your tz
so you could say. we are quite literally getting half of the sword..
Im ending it now
Goodbye
demo is one percent 
im sorry @soft osprey
nah nah hol on lemme get my phone to record
If my calculations are correct that’s 45% more content then the demo
let me have your job
in my steam it says in 12 hours, Chile
should i play highgaurd before play half sword to make half sword more fun
haha imben fail
I think youll make the server a worse place
I’d rather be playing half sword then mod a server full of chuds
imben
not wrong 🤣
I may be abusive but I’m also abusive

@mighty nexus
that goes for pret much anyone if they took your place, it'd never be the same level of momentary dictatorship as while your here
willies got hair now so sad
willies tend to get hair after some time
can our willies still be bald
Wiser words have never been spoken. Except for when they were in praise of me in some grander form
Half sword full game will only be 1% of the full game since it won’t have Willie
What time zone is release
check steam for time
12 🕛
A classic tactic, I employ it here myself. Rules for thee not for me
Earth time
4 am australian time
Willie makes up like 99% of half sword istg 😭 🙏
so true
Not halfsword dropping tomorrow and all I got in my steam wallet is 3 cents and about $5 worth of cards to sell
HALF SWORD TODAY
just like the coconut/cow in tf2
At least be consistently terribly this is all anyone asks
12 hours till halfsword
i hope EA brings a goedendag version of this weapon, with no side spikes
CHAT
wdym its 9 pm
There needs to be a fine balance. I can’t be too consistent or too terrible or I’d get in trouble.
LESS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
time to go hustle
oh
Half sword today 
lol
better than roblox's staff
chuds arent in the good timezone
bros giving us 𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓮
Price got leaked to be $15 on epic game store too didnt it
Refined Willie!
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
half sword in 11 hours!? this can't be!
6 am for me lol
$25 and it has not been confirmed by halfsword games
THAT IS NOT TRUE BOTH ARE FAKE YOU CAN DELETE BOTH BUT THE COW IS IN AN IMPORTANT FILE THAT U HAVE TO DELETE FOR IT TO BE GOBE
not a hard bar to pass from what ive heard
buy me a copy of the game from the future rq
mines out at 31
$25 not counting the discount they said would happen
You can’t
I need to wait 6 pm lol
Fair enough
its as easy as being born
chat go to sleep and itll be out when we wake up
It’s litteraly been confirmed
which of you fellows is from the farthest ahead timezone
By who
looking at the work in progress videos i think you can get him absolutely yoked
we need you to tell us how the game is
it 4 pm
And even then it wouldnt matter cause my steam wallet has 3 cents in it with about $5 worth of cards to sell
on reddit
Me 
comments
25?
I will make giga Willie
If only I didnt trade off that dont starve skin that was $20
we didn’t ger any gameplay demo after the trailer or something ?
pink members are the beggar tier and red is peasant
ok
???
Its a demo, itll stay a demo so itll stay playable probably
bro
mods remove him from the gene pool
when does it come out
The game comes out in like 12 hours
footage
bahaha
sorry
i am tweaking so fucking hard
Dont say this.
11 hours
where is it
pick a card
pick a card
Mods remove this scoundroul
any card...
invincible fan try to be funny challenge
any card
its his 1st amendment right or smth 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
Eat a good lunch or spend roughly $20 on half sword choices choices
step intooo the yard
do we deserve destruction
riches power love of ze crowd
AHAHAHAHAAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA AHAHAHAHAAH
Crack his skull like a rotten egg 🔥 🔥 🗣️ 🗣️
ze
mines come out in the middle of the night
how many people do you guys think are gonna complain about the game being "worse" on early access release
I hate this community
too bad
Night chat
go touch grass
I love playing this card. Thank you for the opportunity.
Discord is a private entity, you have no freedom of speech or other rights here. You are subject to Discord terms of service and if you don’t like it you can GEEEEYYYYTTTT OUT
just wont happen
its too good
Anything is better than the demo gng
make it more gory pls
As long as I have some new content
most likely the root cause will be willie changed
we all go in tavern and play when its out?
It will be more gory
half sword meet up in bohemia
thanks
what was the crime??! touching himself to a succulent halfsword game??
gentlemen, this is demooooocracy manifest
all the cards showed in the trailers I really want to test theses gamemodes
horde
can i be a cannibal
I like narrow passage the most
And maybe traps
same
can you imagine if halfsword had sombis
eat their flesh
half sword partnered with ea
these should be allowed if they're funny enough
all the new content is behind a paywall
what
get your hands off my sword!
or 500 hours of grinding
That would be awesome
ouch almost cut myself on all that edge
Splitscreen on narrow passage and traps sound awesome sauce
the game better be 1 dolar

the only thing between me getting banned or not is if moai thinks its funny
I laugh at stupid stuff that gets posted often but unfortunately I have to enforce the rules 
all fun and games until you lose all progress because you accidentally trigger a trap
im dumb shes a lesbian- weezo
ITS OUTTTT
1v4 and you die to ur own trap
jajaja jk'
right im edgy
I just want a mode where ennemies can’t give up like total death to win, total decapitation man
ive got a better one
Don’t take it seriously
jhon halfsword clears
Lay it on me
can we even mention him? gonna be banished bro
I want a mode in half sword where there are just a bunch of naked Willie’s and I have a giant sword
ion give a phuck about chico whos dat
fanta
I didnt see mention of it when I looked, will performance be any different in EA than it is currently?
fanta clears him so hard
HALF SWORD IS TODAY
Well damn
half sword tomorrow
Half sword today 🔥
thats actually crazy
i can explain
can you dont
thats why i said "epstein up in here"
it was joke
i take it back i understand all the way now
was? brotha it still is you havent changed shit 😭
uh
moderation crustacean station, turn him into some shit from a found footage movie
Batman vs willie
mods turn him into a fallout centaur
Willie all day every day
Bufoon!
Cuckold!
NO YOU
Wretch!
begger
Darn it
haha you arent level 2 or something
new bio new man huh?
Lewdster!
over 1k messages here in rougly two days
Do it for me
yes
🫵 🤣
RAGGAMUFFIN! in 4K TOMORROW!
HALF SWORD TODAY
y'all have any last minute bets before the game releases
HALF SWORD TODAY
Does anyone know the half sword release times?
Does anyone know the half sword release times?
i yield!
10 pm pst
11 hours
game is purchased by ubisoft and delayed
Chill your Willie
ty
Right here
thats my bet
It releases at 12
@gilded veldt Katoneba May Shin, you may think this is funny, but in reality the very idea of you laughing at me is imbecilic in the least.
HALF SWORD TOMORROW!
the game will be about swords
Whart
half sword EA actually means electronic arts purchased them
You're half right
HALF SWORD TODAY
tomorow for me
dude you CANNOT be in this chat at the same time as chico you gotta run
No it’s about Willie
meow for me
HALF SWORD ONE MORROW!
im sorry man he REALLY likes people of your description
how many hours til half sword releases, is there official release times?
is he british
where are his teeth
oh god hes australian, i have to move continents
11 hours
im asian
why do they look like that
I think
where did u find that
On steam
oh thank god
alr gn chat
during my timeout i experimented with photo mode
pingwall me when half sword ea releases
old meme
@exotic plinth pre-ping
how is this relevant
scroll up
whats gonna be the half sword price?
3 dollar bill
oh my god bruh
25
Your soul
rumored 25 bucks with a 15 buck sale for the first two weeks
really?
confirmed 25 usd
am i fucking slow
Yes
the sale isnt confirmed
or
It’s confirmed
Very
Damn , alright
gmt plus 12
aka on friday
so its will be 2 am when it releases for me
I swear that is from the MacGyver reboot show ever time
11 hours gang
is there confirmed mulitplayer or no
no
damn it fell 23 spots in 1 month
nice
Yes bro watch the trailer
not online at least
im just now noticing why is there 2 voice actors whats the second one for
top 10 wishlist game for what? a day?
is there a feature list or just a trailer
Just trailer
screaming and insults
For all we know ea could be nothing
im excited
improved gore? jeez
it's like people don't even read the steam page any more rip
heraldry!!!!
wonder what improved gore could be
def more stuff in trailer
HERALDRY!!!!
what to expect: more armor, more willie(s), more organs, more hair, more maps, and more weapons
hell yeah
i didnt know there were intestines 
hope theres brains , they have empty skulls
I hope
They were in the first demo
Truth Nuke
asia has fridays?
friday is aus rn
I can't tell if the release is in 11 hours or 12. Thus matters because I go to work in 14 hours
damn im lowk hyped
yo willie
im not.
sick day
just realised, official split screen!
meh
wait im back now
I don’t like split screen tbh
local or online?
Half sword ea when…
splitscreen was showed back at the games expo thing bro
you raise a fair point and im trying not to lmao
You can use steam remote so technically yes
atleast with parsec we can have multiplayer
idrk i dont fw split
DUDE i just realized they got the 2007 piss filter
they can just do nomal multi
Mean either split screen is for chuds
Mexico filter
mean either
give me early access its only 11 hours away
exactly
I cant say u w u but i can say owo
release it NOW
i think split screen is ok
OwO
split screen might be ass, but parsec would be ass-er
I dont care about split screen i just want the new blunt damage rework
made another cause im bored
Itll relase 19:00 Gmt +1 guys
is there in game purchases like skin and pay to win items !!! i rlly hope there is
why did you get timed out
Also ineffective compared to slicing
bot command
The trailer made it look SOOO cool esp with the head bleeding
So the current demo is gore V1, ea is V2, and they're working on V3? Love these devs.
I CAN'T PASS THE FUCKING CHALLENGE
11 HOURS AWAYYYYY
i did a quote thing then a mod told me that magic kingdom awaits
Idk if its different gore but the blunt dmaahe def got reworked
HALF SWORD TODAY
Maybe someone knows the price?
why
Reply pls
HALF SWORD TODAY
Last willie was so wet it made the rainforest look dry
11 hours
How much will it cost?
25 dollars and 40% discount
half sword day after today
NAHHH TS SUSSY
please respond i showed you my half sword
Ban bread?
6
10
1
Yes
stop talking please
does anyone know if i can buy it rn and download it while im at work
Wa....
My wifi is bad
How will i afford tht
please leave
And its gonna take ages to download
this sounds like a psa
i dont need to elaborate
there has been previous versions
Sus button —->
That's what I mean. It kind of only updates every hour instead of rounding to the nearest hour I feel like. From 11pm to midnight (my time) it said 12 hours, now it says 11 after midnight. If it was rounding the time it would be dropping at 12:30 my time. I just cannot tell lmao
How will I afford tht
can you guys believe it.. half sword is.. today?!
HALF SWORD TODAY
by getting a job
bro what
after all these months
half sword... today?
"ts sussy" "6-7" you're not working age
YESSSSS
Im a minor
yahoo! i am so excited about this information
smh smh too bad
TODAYYYYY
me wonder, what if me not was smart?
after all these years
Im 17, i do online schooling and around 90% of my statements have been ironic
ever heard of shein?
I work around 40 hours per week
HALFSWORD... TODAY?
I have a job i assure u lmao
HALF SWORD TODAY
its tomorrow
HALF SWORD TODAY
die
So it will be 15 dollars then?
oh welcome back
SO EVERYONE WANTS ME TO GET A JOB NOW?
It's 5 am for me
yup
Bingo
thx broski
That aint too bad ngl
same
litterally releases tomorrow for me
who are you 😭
U in UK?
Too much hype they had to disable reactions?
might be different for you but its in 11 hours for me
yeah uk
get a load of this guy
release the half sword sword files
Same brooo
you have no perms
damn
U cant do math kid
Human ofc
Yeah mb
dude the trailer is sick
haIf sword releases tomorrow
Fr
EA can take its time, im gonna relish these moments before its gone forever
today..
haIf sword releases tomorrow
after school we can go halfsword 🎉
me when i call people idiots for no reason
crack them like a rotten egg or just crack them
get excited
After college for me
The clock strikes midnight for the people in the East of the United States.
Halfsword today.
Wtf
can I get some?
get to level 2
bro used a benjammins gift
commence spam
gift
do not do that
Oaf!
autocorrect
dudeeeeeeeeee my character will look so swag
uncommencing spam
big ass stanky leg baron wont even be part of EA 
Oaf!
Oaf! (louder)
im gonna make mine a 3'4 old wrinkly fuck
how the fuck
bro
Slenderman Baron
Fr
does halfsword release at midnight?
i make creatures .
pins
collect his groschen
No
Anyone know what time it releases
I hope after EA release has calmed down the devs can do a nice write up on all the sweet tech behind this game.
with what
Why did the baron get analog horror-ified???
Im gonna be prime baron in ea
11 hours
check steam page
guys how do i reset half sword progress so i can pla progression again
willie.
probably hs enhancer
Thank you
huh?!
what time then
10:00 - 12:00 tomorrow
guys how do i reset half sword progress so i can pla progression again
stop gatekeeping bro
HALF SWORD TODAY
foto mod
Anyone know the price?
Should i call off work so i can buy half sword
If they add detailed character proportion creation, people will make some abominations (me included). I'm gonna make a hairy raisin man and name him Harold
guys how do i reset half sword progress so i can pla progression again
its just halfsword enhancer
i forgot the willie bot command
PM? AM? Timezone?
half sword ea is gonna be free get excited
what that looks sick how do you get that
Not wanting to drop 25 on this game but i just m
half sword ea is gonna be free get excited
Am
12 hours
oorah i remembered
ark survival type shit
🙏
I hope there is some ability to get stronger or at least roll a big fat strong willie.
inverted draw rendering
turn blood off
so expensive
turn off blood
Hell yeah got the day off tomorrow can’t wait to kill willies
thank you
Dude it’s so worth it
Fr though
a feature, a creature feature, featuring... the creature
half sword ea is gonna be free get excited
I KNOW but its so expensive
For me atleast
Im not rich :(
get a load of this guy
25 is too little. Devs need to add a way for me to give them more.
i call upon thee, lanky willie
ty
i summon them to do my bidding, ideal method of playing halfsword
dude its 25 dollars
That’s like 1 billion Zimbabwe dollars
the lil ones suck tho
how are you that broke
what are the willie commands?
thats like 0 iranian dollars or something
because im a child
practically free
Nightmare fuel. As you walk towards your opponent, a hulking mass of metal appears before your eyes. You have but a brief moment to comprehend the abomination before your vision starts to fade to black. His name is. . . The Baron
i think i recall mcwonderbeast saying something about possible dlc, probs talking about supporter edition
however that was a while ago and i might be misremembering
then get a job or ask your parents for money? its 25 dollars
Children shouldn’t play this game

it isnt even that bad dude
maybe like under 12
god i love how you can get a job at 14 in australia
I know I was making a joke
i can get a job in april and my parents dont have all the money in the world they just bought me a game a week ago
i am going to playing with my 5 year old sister
will be peak
Idk why steam will rate it 17+ it ain’t even that bad
i was in the GTA5 strip club at the ripe age of 12, kids should be fine to goof around with medieval weapons
i love halfsword
im stealing this gif
Stream overages game hella
Regional pricing or
ive been trying to find a game like that forever
why were you there
1year old get better
its 25 fucking dollars and they had a week to contemplate
Probably just standard policy, they might not be able to do anything about it
i thought it was for shoes
why are you so rude
my brother left the xbox unattended for like 10 min
I’d say 13+ teen
Yeah, I would probably play this game at that age
17+
you could litterally go around town asking people for money and probably get enough to buy it
17 bro no
headache...
do you live in another country
That’s wayyyy too high
Its the average
calm down just a question bro
if you live in a country where it is so unnatainable just pirate the game at that point
im not gonna go around begging people for money all i said was its an expensive game to me
11 hours or so 
guys move to iran to get the games for free
My life is half sword. I love half sword. I will get 1000 hours on half sword in the first month. Half sword is love, half sword is life. I will be half swording it all day, all night.
midnight release?
11 hours.
real
I mean any country with a grain of sand to the dollar will likely get regional pricing
tbfr 25 us dollars is a lot of money in places
i have like 15 hours on the demo
Minecraft better then half sword
my friend lived in Iran and he's no longer alive so
When is game release?
12-1pm est
oh. rip.
They'd mentioned doing regional pricing anyhow
i mean its like 2k for rdr2 in Brazil
if its too much just pirate the game
Once I figure out how to play Half Sword at work it’s ova
11-12pm est. Approx 11h means less than 11h
Any modding news? The card based scenario system seems ripe for workshop.
Don’t pirate games that’s so scummy
yes pirate the game made by 4 people that will show them
ohh okay
10 am
If you can’t afford it don’t get it
10 am?
are the devs from america?
Thats how I read it at least. Irregardless I'm installing that shit immediately.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fair enough lol
No I think they're european
Since they were at gamescom last year
Ong
im staying up till like 4 am for me to get half sword within the 1st minute
IM INSTALING IT WHEN I WAKE UP
Like bro just don’t get it
people who pirate indie games are scummy ash
is halfsword EA release at 12am
Wouldnt be surprised. $25USD, then 14.99 sale price I'm assuming. The game SHOULD be around 30-40 imo.
If you pirate indie games your a lame ahh chud
Around hd2 pricing
whos gonna tell him
I want the enemys balds again 🙁
dude you just said that some people live in countries where they dont have 25 usd... im sure the developers would glady let someone pirate the game if it meant they could eat that month
I mean, for $25 USD, you'll be getting a first release of an ultra realistic medieval combat game. There's bound to be a lot of future content, as well as steeper sales later on. It's fine if you don't want to pay $25 for it. Just maybe wait a little if it's too high for your standards as maybe you don't like paying much for your games.
I think I had near 90-100 hours on play test and currently around 110 hours on demo
i pirated an indie game ONCE and i felt so bad that i bought two editions of the game and the soundtrack once i had the money
it just gets boring to me after awhile
Genuinely Half Sword is the ONLY game I will ever lobby for a price INCREASE rather than decrease.
It deserves the money
why are people pirating a 25 dollar indie game i get not everyone has money but saving up exists
Banned
bro the devs got to eat to
i said that because someone said they couldnt afford it bc 25 usd is alot in their country... if you can afford a game why would you not pirate??
now back to half sword
who the fuck has a pc and cant afford to eat
yea exactly
They plan to do regional pricing if I recall correctly.
THIS IS OFF TOPIC I’M FOING TO BAN YOU.
two editions of slop 😭
dont pirate shit
bruh calm tf down everyone
lalala i cant hear you lalala
no
Y'all getting heated over imaginary situations lol
Just hope it runs okay on Steam Deck
If you have a pc good enough to run half sword shallowing out 25 dollars on a damn indie game is not that hard
regional pricing is planned
bruh
halfsword today 🤤
what are you a cop
✅
Maybe we should normalize pirating
mmm fanta
lol
mmm fanta
yes
ahh piracy talk isn’t allowed here bth
not for indie games???
Guys let
listen to yourself
So $25 USD for some people will be way less. Especially if they live in like, supercalifragalisticexpealadocious-istan where the dollar is 100,000 to the 15th power higher than the 1 sheckle they get daily
shut the fuck up
Not for indie games
drop it and move onto something else
Yea
aww gonna cry
pirate AAA games not indie games
Yes sir
@mighty nexus
half sword is like qwop swordfighting
Guys chill. Buy the game if you want to, don't buy it if you don't want to.
its free will until you give chat a
option
most factual statement oat
makes it easy for the mods
yooo twinss
@mighty nexus 
Pirate mega companies that don’t need to sell a game for 70-100 bucks and pay for the justified prices of indie games
heated freaking discussion about pirating random games
wow 2 year old insult hear that at the playground
Dolt!
support the game if you can by buying it, but if you are so fucking poor that you cant gather the 25usd maybe you should just save the money and pirate it
Snake eater
Hey listen to fencer I respect him
he's cool and shit
are you fricking stupid
pirating is only for fuckass billion dollar companies i think
fuck no dont pirate it at all
there are mods that aren't. But @tough yew is a cool mod
weed eater
Fricking frick shut up frick
yall is half sword coming out this day?
indie games shouldnt be pirated at all
dont pirate indie games???
If you don't have $25 to spend on a game, just save your money or something. don't pirate it, just wait, can we leave it at this
who is the ones that arent
Fellas they said to stop talking about yar harr
fart
Mods are finna mute everyone
🤺
what
🌬️
oh shit
Idk why yall screaming but hakita aka ultrakill s dev lets people pirate his game
i didnt say i would lmao
So jdk
I do not engage in shittalking mods on this discord 🤣 - no need to get warned over it.
Idk
so does the game come out tomorrow?
they said no more of this convo?
if you dont have the money then save and dont pirate the games OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE BROKE THAT NEED TO EAT!
true...
its its illegal btw
Cuckold!
Yessir
not gonna cross my hands onto someone but ya can you fellas drop this piracy talk?
Wich is an indie game btw
hi
I agree with Willie
Scoundrel!
aight
How dare you steal candy from that poor baby seal?
HEY
Scoundrel!
first time dying and winning at the same time i wonder if the naked glitch is true
Ragamuffin!
sup
Buffoon!
The government gives genuinely ZERO shits lol
Get ya money up not ya funny up
this is literally shittalking mods
Ragamuffin
😦 willie ass
Flibbertigibbet
Nintendo
HALF SWORD TODAY
That isnt
Wdym, it's not a glitch, it's a feature.
don’t wanna ruin the rhythm of you peeps convo
No its saying some of them might be higher than room temperature 
Also @opaque bronze why u send friend request? I get random ones so I want to make sure
Fr, they'll have full support of it when the game releases
With extras
do you think the gun mods are gonna release in 12 hours
whn will i get exposed bone
Are you even paying attention to the conversation
uhh idk your chill
can u give me half sword early
🤺
works for me
Whos this guy
"can you give me full sword"
Cuckold!
im saying nintendo cares about pirating bro
hedge-born!
ill drop a sub 🙂
Thats why I said government
fam I like. Forget to post on youtube dw abt it
Shoplifters when the store is too heavy
shhhh the mods dont want us talking abt piracy
probably not since the modders made gun mods on a very early version of hs so they might need to remake them
oh yes sire
nah your good bro lol
If I pirate Nintendo games not on a Nintendo what are they gonna do
so 2 or 3 days
mayhaps
fun police gate keeping glock mod
he stuck in the cardbor
pretty sure they’re going to be allowed to share them
can we get a gun built into the game
are going to later or now
there is
cant wait to see the mods that make willie into steve from minecraft or some shit
it's a crossbow
fools wheel and crossbow
Ngl I kinda get why they require the mods to be gatekept for a bit. Kinda like when OVRDTH originally made the selector.
For EA
what’s it dropping today
nice
We're getting bows and arrows so close enough. Modders have us covered on guns though
HALF SWORD TODAY
What time is it dropping!!!
Anyways. I'm going to get some sleep so I can kick ass later.
Y'all enjoy your night
11 hours
11 hours
look at steam page
Crossbows arent guns are we serious
flintlocks!
close enough.
10
Of course they are, they both shoot something at high speed, surely thats a gun
ea releases <t:1769796000:R>!!!
yeah but it's a mod
11,16 for me
Btw they're adding half sword to half sword when it releases
i think @time rounds up
dentist appointment
wait i thought it's dropping at 1 pm est how is it under 12 hours?
reasoning is is they didn’t want to have the demo be feature complete so they just told the modders to pretty much halt on releasing the cool stuff they’ve made until ea
Thats out of the star-wars timeline bro
timezones
cant wait to see new willies muffins
we yes we are all buying half sword day 1
boooo!!!! fun police!!! /hj
Yeah
I’d estimate 20 -15 dollars on sale
ah valid - assuming the EA will be the foundation for the full game then entirely?
30 dollhairs but its discounted upon release
fr
future complete?
Indeed
Yessir
feature complete*
gah damn, my rent is due. food or half sword? ig the second option is food for the soul
what achivements would have sword like doing a...half sword?
dropping at 10am for me
im saying in est it said 1 pm but that's longer than 12 hours away
if it rounds up
you can go without food for a month half sword first
I can skip out on water bills for showering or flushing the toilet to buy half sword I guess . . . 😮💨
im hyped for the narrow passage mode it looks cool
true, true. i'll be munching on willies tonight!
hope fully it has optimization cuz everything added
🤨
buy food and get half sword for free
@mighty nexus
yessir! franks, willies and everything
Woah
Stroking Willie after I make him give up
pitchfork + LMBx2 = win
i do need a fat willy in my mouth one day
i want to crack his skull like an egg
and where do i get that discount, good sire?
do i have to buy you food?
plancon = win
lmao
that's not even half-sword related, man...
buy me a meal that costs over $30 and ill buy you half sword
Bruh, you made that will spin on your pole
jesus christ
well said
ight, bet. what do you crave?
we have 19 minutes until my "Does Chat Stop Talking About Piracy In 30 Minutes" poll ends
chat hasnt quite moved on yet
the blood of my enemies
ragamuffin
raggamuffin*
unless willie is too smart to walk into it
Probably
i do hope so
my bad
I want a skinny feminine Willy bro
looks to be losing in the poll currently
medieval roasted duck
Half sword better than food
i wanna see a fat willy in half sword
hairy willie
If they add women to half sword we're all done for
i hope the baron is fat like king henry
i'm gonna mplay abyss for training
all i can offer is a semi-rotten rotesserie chicken from costco. medieval much, ig
are we seriously body shaming willies
throwback to when i beat fist play blindfolded. RELEASE THE GAME ALREADY!!
A genuine question
god forbid i want an option to have a fat willy in the game
would fat willies have jiggle physics for the willie fat
i wanna be a sumo wrestler in halfsword early access
we yes we do not body shame willies all willies are glorious
No just buy half sword
all im saying is that if its between half sword and food, get the food and then buy halfsword later. if you dont have the means to get halfsword or get the money for it just pirate it. im sure the devs would be ok if you pirated the game over starving
wat
well i saw feet physics in the trailer so probably
you can mod it in
i just want to have a fat and tall willy in the early access
real stuff, i even filmed a video with the webcam and posted it here somewhere. wanna see?
Can we make our willie 1 ft tall
his foot wiggled slightly in the "drag his face in the mud" part
