#halfsword-chat-⚔

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still ermine
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I want half sword :(

clever nymph
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an foid detected

sour sun
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hes been saying it for the past half hour bro keep up

quasi talon
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im gonna go to sleep so i can get to intense willie beating when i wake up

noble ginkgo
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i want to beat willies

quasi talon
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right to it

dusty bone
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Foid opinion rejected

runic portal
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Sounds reasonable , we’ll see

soft osprey
wheat leaf
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NOOOOHHHH you misunderstood it even more, im saying they are struggling cause they are bad and the game is fair

soft osprey
noble ginkgo
#

4 minutes until new day....

sour sun
gray bay
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if i recall, they said demo has like 5% of EA content, or full game i dont remember, i hope that state is still legit xd

shut mirage
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Not english speaker here what is a foid ?

versed latch
#

Half sword releases today thumbsup

clever nymph
wheat leaf
sacred sun
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Nice cover 👌🏽⚔️

noble ginkgo
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ea is 50

barren hamlet
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Steam says 6pm but what time zone?

sour sun
noble ginkgo
gilded veldt
wheat leaf
quasi talon
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demo is one percent cry_distorted

gleaming sluice
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im sorry @soft osprey

wheat leaf
versed latch
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If my calculations are correct that’s 45% more content then the demo

noble ginkgo
gray bay
gritty nebula
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should i play highgaurd before play half sword to make half sword more fun

wheat leaf
soft osprey
versed latch
gritty nebula
noble ginkgo
soft osprey
#

I may be abusive but I’m also abusive

gray bay
sour sun
mighty nexusBOT
wheat leaf
shut mirage
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willies got hair now so sad

wheat leaf
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willies tend to get hair after some time

gritty nebula
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can our willies still be bald

soft osprey
versed latch
#

Half sword full game will only be 1% of the full game since it won’t have Willie

dreamy pelican
mystic cloud
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What time zone is release

noble ginkgo
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publicly

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every day

gritty nebula
deep brook
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12 🕛

soft osprey
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A classic tactic, I employ it here myself. Rules for thee not for me

gilded veldt
gritty nebula
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4 am australian time

versed latch
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Willie makes up like 99% of half sword istg 😭 🙏

exotic plinth
distant chasm
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Not halfsword dropping tomorrow and all I got in my steam wallet is 3 cents and about $5 worth of cards to sell

last token
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HALF SWORD TODAY

exotic plinth
slate nova
gritty nebula
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12 hours till halfsword

wheat leaf
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i hope EA brings a goedendag version of this weapon, with no side spikes

gilded veldt
dry sandal
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CHAT

versed latch
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Half sword today

wheat leaf
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wdym its 9 pm

soft osprey
dry sandal
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LESS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

exotic plinth
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it's still 10:00 for me

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I live in color red

dry sandal
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oh

versed latch
#

Half sword today wow

dry sandal
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lol

quaint steppe
noble ginkgo
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chuds arent in the good timezone

last token
distant chasm
runic portal
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Refined Willie!

dry sandal
#

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

gilded veldt
#

half sword in 11 hours!? this can't be!

shut mirage
soft osprey
gritty nebula
noble ginkgo
wheat leaf
broken smelt
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mines out at 31

distant chasm
versed latch
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You can’t

shut mirage
soft osprey
quaint steppe
dry sandal
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chat go to sleep and itll be out when we wake up

versed latch
noble ginkgo
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which of you fellows is from the farthest ahead timezone

exotic plinth
soft osprey
gilded veldt
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looking at the work in progress videos i think you can get him absolutely yoked

noble ginkgo
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we need you to tell us how the game is

gritty nebula
distant chasm
# soft osprey Fair enough

And even then it wouldnt matter cause my steam wallet has 3 cents in it with about $5 worth of cards to sell

sour sun
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on reddit

versed latch
sour sun
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comments

soft osprey
dry sandal
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25?

soft osprey
gritty nebula
wheat leaf
distant chasm
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If only I didnt trade off that dont starve skin that was $20

shut mirage
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we didn’t ger any gameplay demo after the trailer or something ?

sour sun
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pink members are the beggar tier and red is peasant

dry sandal
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ok

gilded veldt
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???

distant chasm
sour sun
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bro

wheat leaf
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mods remove him from the gene pool

safe crest
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when does it come out

soft osprey
shut mirage
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footage

broken smelt
#

bahaha

shut mirage
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sorry

safe crest
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i am tweaking so fucking hard

soft osprey
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Dont say this.

dry sandal
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11 hours

safe crest
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where is it

gritty nebula
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pick a card

noble ginkgo
versed latch
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Mods remove this scoundroul

noble ginkgo
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any card...

sour sun
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invincible fan try to be funny challenge

dry sandal
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any card

wheat leaf
distant chasm
gritty nebula
#

step intooo the yard

hidden dock
noble ginkgo
#

riches power love of ze crowd

shut mirage
#

AHAHAHAHAAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA AHAHAHAHAAH

versed latch
safe crest
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so it comes out after school 😛

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pretty cool

noble ginkgo
broken smelt
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mines come out in the middle of the night

gilded veldt
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how many people do you guys think are gonna complain about the game being "worse" on early access release

exotic plinth
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I hate this community

noble ginkgo
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get it right

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not the

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you barbaric heathen

gritty nebula
dry sandal
#

Night chat

shut mirage
gritty nebula
soft osprey
versed latch
broken smelt
versed latch
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As long as I have some new content

hidden dock
dry sandal
#

we all go in tavern and play when its out?

versed latch
noble ginkgo
#

half sword meet up in bohemia

broken smelt
#

thanks

wheat leaf
shut mirage
broken smelt
#

can i be a cannibal

versed latch
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And maybe traps

gilded veldt
broken smelt
#

eat their flesh

noble ginkgo
#

half sword partnered with ea

sour sun
noble ginkgo
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all the new content is behind a paywall

dry sandal
#

what

hidden dock
exotic plinth
noble ginkgo
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or 500 hours of grinding

versed latch
gritty nebula
covert forge
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Splitscreen on narrow passage and traps sound awesome sauce

dry junco
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the game better be 1 dolar

versed latch
wheat leaf
soft osprey
gilded veldt
gritty nebula
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im dumb shes a lesbian- weezo

half bison
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ITS OUTTTT

runic portal
dry sandal
#

1v4 and you die to ur own trap

half bison
#

jajaja jk'

broken smelt
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right im edgy

manic pelican
shut mirage
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I just want a mode where ennemies can’t give up like total death to win, total decapitation man

gilded veldt
runic portal
gritty nebula
manic pelican
wheat leaf
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can we even mention him? gonna be banished bro

versed latch
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I want a mode in half sword where there are just a bunch of naked Willie’s and I have a giant sword

gilded veldt
wheat leaf
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ion give a phuck about chico whos dat

broken smelt
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fanta

modern yoke
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I didnt see mention of it when I looked, will performance be any different in EA than it is currently?

wheat leaf
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WAIT

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CHICO

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THE DUDE FROM FNAF

gritty nebula
mental cargo
#

HALF SWORD IS TODAY

runic portal
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Well damn

tight isle
#

half sword tomorrow

versed latch
#

Half sword today 🔥

wheat leaf
broken smelt
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i can explain

wheat leaf
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can you dont

noble ginkgo
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thats why i said "epstein up in here"

broken smelt
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it was joke

wheat leaf
broken smelt
wheat leaf
broken smelt
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uh

wheat leaf
#

moderation crustacean station, turn him into some shit from a found footage movie

manic pelican
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Batman vs willie

tight isle
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mods turn him into a fallout centaur

exotic plinth
versed latch
lean nicheBOT
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Bufoon!

runic portal
versed latch
lean nicheBOT
#

Cuckold!

robust thicket
lean nicheBOT
#

Wretch!

broken smelt
#

begger

noble ginkgo
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ah shit

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i need to touch grass

wary summit
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Darn it

gilded veldt
wheat leaf
lean nicheBOT
#

Lewdster!

noble ginkgo
#

over 1k messages here in rougly two days

wary summit
lean nicheBOT
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Wretch!

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Lewdster!

broken smelt
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yes

robust thicket
#

RAGGAMUFFIN! in 4K TOMORROW!

noble ginkgo
#

HALF SWORD TODAY

cursive folio
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y'all have any last minute bets before the game releases

versed latch
runic light
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Does anyone know the half sword release times?

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Does anyone know the half sword release times?

quasi talon
tight isle
safe crest
noble ginkgo
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game is purchased by ubisoft and delayed

versed latch
runic light
manic pelican
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Right here

noble ginkgo
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thats my bet

versed latch
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It releases at 12

wary summit
#

@gilded veldt Katoneba May Shin, you may think this is funny, but in reality the very idea of you laughing at me is imbecilic in the least.

robust thicket
#

HALF SWORD TOMORROW!

sour sun
tight isle
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half sword EA actually means electronic arts purchased them

manic pelican
versed latch
#

HALF SWORD TODAY

broken smelt
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tomorow for me

wheat leaf
versed latch
safe crest
#

meow for me

robust thicket
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HALF SWORD ONE MORROW!

wheat leaf
runic light
#

how many hours til half sword releases, is there official release times?

noble ginkgo
#

where are his teeth

gritty nebula
broken smelt
#

im asian

noble ginkgo
#

why do they look like that

versed latch
#

I think

runic light
versed latch
sour sun
exotic plinth
#

alr gn chat

rigid cairn
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during my timeout i experimented with photo mode

exotic plinth
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pingwall me when half sword ea releases

wheat leaf
#

old meme

sour sun
noble ginkgo
sour sun
runic light
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whats gonna be the half sword price?

wheat leaf
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3 dollar bill

sour sun
versed latch
manic pelican
rigid cairn
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rumored 25 bucks with a 15 buck sale for the first two weeks

runic light
gilded veldt
#

confirmed 25 usd

noble ginkgo
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am i fucking slow

versed latch
gilded veldt
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the sale isnt confirmed

noble ginkgo
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or

versed latch
#

It’s confirmed

manic pelican
noble ginkgo
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isnt the farthest asian timezone

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plus 12

runic light
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Damn , alright

noble ginkgo
#

gmt plus 12

versed latch
noble ginkgo
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aka on friday

runic light
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so its will be 2 am when it releases for me

unreal temple
paper drum
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11 hours gang

runic light
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is there confirmed mulitplayer or no

sour sun
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no

wheat leaf
runic light
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nice

versed latch
sour sun
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not online at least

gilded veldt
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im just now noticing why is there 2 voice actors whats the second one for

wheat leaf
#

top 10 wishlist game for what? a day?

runic light
#

is there a feature list or just a trailer

versed latch
#

Just trailer

versed latch
#

For all we know ea could be nothing

runic light
#

im excited

runic light
paper drum
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it's like people don't even read the steam page any more rip

sour sun
#

heraldry!!!!

sage bloom
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wonder what improved gore could be

runic light
sour sun
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HERALDRY!!!!

wheat leaf
lean nicheBOT
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Raggamuffin!

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hedge-born!

sage bloom
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i didnt know there were intestines wow

runic light
#

hope theres brains , they have empty skulls

exotic plinth
#

I hope

exotic plinth
neon geyser
wheat leaf
#

asia has fridays?

runic light
#

friday is aus rn

lean nicheBOT
#

Oaf!

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Lewdster!

thin crescent
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I can't tell if the release is in 11 hours or 12. Thus matters because I go to work in 14 hours

runic light
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damn im lowk hyped

subtle totem
wheat leaf
#

im not.

modest estuary
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just realised, official split screen!

runic light
dim arrow
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wait im back now

versed latch
runic light
#

local or online?

lucid echo
#

Half sword ea when…

sour sun
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splitscreen was showed back at the games expo thing bro

thin crescent
versed latch
modest estuary
runic light
#

idrk i dont fw split

wheat leaf
lucid echo
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Dude

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Thats right when my shift starts

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What the fuckkk

runic light
#

they can just do nomal multi

versed latch
lucid echo
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Can i get mega early access so i can pull all nighter and then play

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Pleaseeeee

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OwO

pulsar swift
sour sun
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mean either

runic light
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give me early access its only 11 hours away

wheat leaf
lucid echo
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I cant say u w u but i can say owo

runic light
#

release it NOW

dim arrow
#

i think split screen is ok

lucid echo
#

OwO

wheat leaf
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split screen might be ass, but parsec would be ass-er

lucid echo
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I dont care about split screen i just want the new blunt damage rework

rigid cairn
lucid echo
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Blunt damage in tech demo is bland

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I love the slicing but blunt is so boring

cunning torrent
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Itll relase 19:00 Gmt +1 guys

runic light
#

is there in game purchases like skin and pay to win items !!! i rlly hope there is

noble ginkgo
lucid echo
#

Also ineffective compared to slicing

rigid cairn
runic light
#

i havent fully watched railer

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brb

dreamy pelican
lucid echo
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The trailer made it look SOOO cool esp with the head bleeding

fickle plover
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So the current demo is gore V1, ea is V2, and they're working on V3? Love these devs.

open viper
#

I CAN'T PASS THE FUCKING CHALLENGE

robust crag
#

11 HOURS AWAYYYYY

rigid cairn
#

i did a quote thing then a mod told me that magic kingdom awaits

lucid echo
versed latch
#

HALF SWORD TODAY

cunning torrent
#

Maybe someone knows the price?

wheat leaf
cunning torrent
#

Reply pls

noble ginkgo
#

HALF SWORD TODAY

manic pelican
robust crag
#

11 hours

lucid echo
#

Auoooo

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Six -seeveeennn dollarrrd

versed latch
cunning torrent
#

How much will it cost?

stray carbon
subtle totem
#

half sword day after today

lucid echo
#

NAHHH TS SUSSY

gritty nebula
#

please respond i showed you my half sword

supple ember
#
poll_question_text

Ban bread?

victor_answer_votes

6

total_votes

10

victor_answer_id

1

victor_answer_text

Yes

sour sun
lucid echo
#

does anyone know if i can buy it rn and download it while im at work

cunning torrent
#

Wa....

lucid echo
#

My wifi is bad

cunning torrent
#

How will i afford tht

gritty nebula
lucid echo
#

And its gonna take ages to download

gilded veldt
safe crest
lucid echo
thin crescent
# gilded veldt

That's what I mean. It kind of only updates every hour instead of rounding to the nearest hour I feel like. From 11pm to midnight (my time) it said 12 hours, now it says 11 after midnight. If it was rounding the time it would be dropping at 12:30 my time. I just cannot tell lmao

cunning torrent
tough yew
#

can you guys believe it.. half sword is.. today?!

versed latch
gilded veldt
dim arrow
runic light
fickle plover
#

half sword... today?

sour sun
robust crag
#

YESSSSS

cunning torrent
wheat leaf
gilded veldt
robust crag
gritty nebula
#

me wonder, what if me not was smart?

safe crest
lucid echo
wheat leaf
lucid echo
#

I work around 40 hours per week

dim arrow
fickle plover
#

HALFSWORD... TODAY?

lucid echo
#

I have a job i assure u lmao

noble ginkgo
#

HALF SWORD TODAY

subtle totem
versed latch
#

HALF SWORD TODAY

dim arrow
wheat fern
gilded veldt
cunning torrent
#

SO EVERYONE WANTS ME TO GET A JOB NOW?

robust crag
safe crest
dreamy pelican
stray carbon
dim arrow
wheat fern
safe crest
lucid echo
#

No 40% of 25 is 10 idiot

#

10$ half seord

subtle totem
sour sun
robust crag
fickle plover
#

Too much hype they had to disable reactions?

tough yew
safe crest
#

yeah uk

gritty nebula
dim arrow
dreamy pelican
robust crag
sour sun
gilded veldt
lucid echo
cunning torrent
wheat fern
runic light
#

dude the trailer is sick

subtle totem
#

haIf sword releases tomorrow

robust crag
gilded veldt
wheat leaf
#

EA can take its time, im gonna relish these moments before its gone forever

gilded veldt
#

today..

subtle totem
#

haIf sword releases tomorrow

safe crest
#

after school we can go halfsword 🎉

gritty nebula
dim arrow
subtle totem
#

get excited

robust crag
dreamy pelican
north wigeon
#

The clock strikes midnight for the people in the East of the United States.
Halfsword today.

fickle plover
subtle totem
#

haIf sword releases tomorrow get excited

#

yay

dim arrow
sour sun
#

its level based

fickle plover
#

commence spam

sour sun
versed latch
#

I hate him

sour sun
lean nicheBOT
#

Oaf!

gritty nebula
runic light
#

dudeeeeeeeeee my character will look so swag

fickle plover
#

uncommencing spam

wheat leaf
lean nicheBOT
#

Oaf!

quaint sonnet
gilded veldt
cobalt vale
#

does halfsword release at midnight?

wheat leaf
gilded veldt
quaint sonnet
versed latch
opaque bronze
#

Anyone know what time it releases

fickle plover
#

I hope after EA release has calmed down the devs can do a nice write up on all the sweet tech behind this game.

sour sun
gilded forum
lucid echo
#

Im gonna be prime baron in ea

safe crest
gritty nebula
runic light
#

guys how do i reset half sword progress so i can pla progression again

wheat leaf
gilded veldt
pliant crest
opaque bronze
pliant crest
#

huh?!

cobalt vale
#

what time then

versed latch
runic light
#

guys how do i reset half sword progress so i can pla progression again

sour sun
versed latch
#

HALF SWORD TODAY

rigid cairn
#

foto mod

opaque bronze
#

Anyone know the price?

lucid echo
#

Should i call off work so i can buy half sword

primal rivet
#

If they add detailed character proportion creation, people will make some abominations (me included). I'm gonna make a hairy raisin man and name him Harold

runic light
#

guys how do i reset half sword progress so i can pla progression again

wheat leaf
versed latch
gilded veldt
lost wyvern
subtle totem
#

half sword ea is gonna be free get excited

gritty nebula
lean nicheBOT
opaque bronze
#

Not wanting to drop 25 on this game but i just m

subtle totem
#

half sword ea is gonna be free get excited

versed latch
gritty nebula
gilded veldt
sour sun
fickle plover
#

I hope there is some ability to get stronger or at least roll a big fat strong willie.

rigid cairn
subtle totem
#

turn blood off

opaque bronze
sour sun
#

turn off blood

lost wyvern
gritty nebula
versed latch
primal rivet
wheat leaf
subtle totem
#

half sword ea is gonna be free get excited

opaque bronze
#

For me atleast

#

Im not rich :(

gritty nebula
fickle plover
#

25 is too little. Devs need to add a way for me to give them more.

gilded veldt
runic light
#

ty

wheat leaf
subtle totem
versed latch
#

That’s like 1 billion Zimbabwe dollars

wheat leaf
subtle totem
#

how are you that broke

sour sun
#

what are the willie commands?

gritty nebula
#

thats like 0 iranian dollars or something

opaque bronze
gritty nebula
#

practically free

primal rivet
gilded veldt
subtle totem
versed latch
subtle totem
#

maybe like under 12

gritty nebula
#

god i love how you can get a job at 14 in australia

versed latch
opaque bronze
safe crest
#

will be peak

versed latch
#

Idk why steam will rate it 17+ it ain’t even that bad

wheat leaf
#

i was in the GTA5 strip club at the ripe age of 12, kids should be fine to goof around with medieval weapons

opaque bronze
#

i love halfsword

versed latch
#

Stream overages game hella

tough yew
opaque bronze
#

ive been trying to find a game like that forever

subtle totem
#

its 25 fucking dollars and they had a week to contemplate

primal rivet
gritty nebula
opaque bronze
wheat leaf
primal rivet
wheat fern
subtle totem
versed latch
rigid cairn
#

headache...

dim arrow
#

do you live in another country

versed latch
#

That’s wayyyy too high

wheat fern
dim arrow
#

calm down just a question bro

subtle totem
#

if you live in a country where it is so unnatainable just pirate the game at that point

opaque bronze
remote crypt
#

11 hours or so pedro

gritty nebula
#

guys move to iran to get the games for free

humble dagger
#

My life is half sword. I love half sword. I will get 1000 hours on half sword in the first month. Half sword is love, half sword is life. I will be half swording it all day, all night.

unborn patio
#

midnight release?

restive cave
#

11 hours.

remote crypt
#

I mean any country with a grain of sand to the dollar will likely get regional pricing

dim arrow
#

tbfr 25 us dollars is a lot of money in places

opaque bronze
#

i have like 15 hours on the demo

versed latch
restive cave
neat hawk
#

When is game release?

opaque bronze
gritty nebula
remote crypt
#

They'd mentioned doing regional pricing anyhow

dim arrow
#

i mean its like 2k for rdr2 in Brazil

subtle totem
warped onyx
#

Once I figure out how to play Half Sword at work it’s ova

remote crypt
fickle plover
#

Any modding news? The card based scenario system seems ripe for workshop.

versed latch
dim arrow
opaque bronze
neat hawk
#

10 am

versed latch
#

If you can’t afford it don’t get it

neat hawk
#

10 am?

remote crypt
broken smelt
#

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

remote crypt
#

Since they were at gamescom last year

versed latch
#

Ong

humble dagger
#

im staying up till like 4 am for me to get half sword within the 1st minute

opaque bronze
broken smelt
#

IM INSTALING IT WHEN I WAKE UP

versed latch
#

Like bro just don’t get it

north wigeon
#

people who pirate indie games are scummy ash

tough hollow
#

is halfsword EA release at 12am

dim arrow
remote crypt
versed latch
#

If you pirate indie games your a lame ahh chud

remote crypt
#

Around hd2 pricing

sour sun
spiral crater
#

I want the enemys balds again 🙁

subtle totem
primal rivet
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I mean, for $25 USD, you'll be getting a first release of an ultra realistic medieval combat game. There's bound to be a lot of future content, as well as steeper sales later on. It's fine if you don't want to pay $25 for it. Just maybe wait a little if it's too high for your standards as maybe you don't like paying much for your games.

quaint steppe
rigid cairn
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i pirated an indie game ONCE and i felt so bad that i bought two editions of the game and the soundtrack once i had the money

opaque bronze
remote crypt
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Genuinely Half Sword is the ONLY game I will ever lobby for a price INCREASE rather than decrease.

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It deserves the money

humble dagger
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why are people pirating a 25 dollar indie game i get not everyone has money but saving up exists

robust thicket
dim arrow
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bro the devs got to eat to

subtle totem
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i said that because someone said they couldnt afford it bc 25 usd is alot in their country... if you can afford a game why would you not pirate??

rigid cairn
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now back to half sword

north wigeon
subtle totem
remote crypt
proper palm
sour sun
north wigeon
cunning yew
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bruh calm tf down everyone

rigid cairn
north wigeon
rancid sluice
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Y'all getting heated over imaginary situations lol

warped onyx
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Just hope it runs okay on Steam Deck

versed latch
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If you have a pc good enough to run half sword shallowing out 25 dollars on a damn indie game is not that hard

gilded veldt
tough yew
restive cave
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bruh

warped coral
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halfsword today 🤤

subtle totem
noble ginkgo
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proper palm
north wigeon
proper palm
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lol

rancid sluice
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mmm fanta

subtle totem
tough yew
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ahh piracy talk isn’t allowed here bth

north wigeon
primal rivet
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Guys let

dim arrow
remote crypt
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So $25 USD for some people will be way less. Especially if they live in like, supercalifragalisticexpealadocious-istan where the dollar is 100,000 to the 15th power higher than the 1 sheckle they get daily

north wigeon
proper palm
tough yew
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drop it and move onto something else

proper palm
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Yea

dim arrow
north wigeon
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pirate AAA games not indie games

versed latch
sour sun
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@mighty nexus

mighty nexusBOT
north wigeon
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anyways

rigid cairn
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half sword is like qwop swordfighting

primal rivet
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Guys chill. Buy the game if you want to, don't buy it if you don't want to.

gilded veldt
humble dagger
cunning yew
sour sun
remote crypt
quaint steppe
restive cave
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heated freaking discussion about pirating random games

dim arrow
lean nicheBOT
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Dolt!

subtle totem
# north wigeon not for indie games???

support the game if you can by buying it, but if you are so fucking poor that you cant gather the 25usd maybe you should just save the money and pirate it

remote crypt
remote crypt
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he's cool and shit

broken smelt
subtle totem
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pirating is only for fuckass billion dollar companies i think

noble ginkgo
remote crypt
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there are mods that aren't. But @tough yew is a cool mod

rancid sluice
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weed eater

proper palm
dusk kite
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yall is half sword coming out this day?

noble ginkgo
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indie games shouldnt be pirated at all

north wigeon
primal rivet
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If you don't have $25 to spend on a game, just save your money or something. don't pirate it, just wait, can we leave it at this

quaint sonnet
sour sun
remote crypt
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Fellas they said to stop talking about yar harr

subtle totem
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fart

versed latch
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Mods are finna mute everyone

humble dagger
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🤺

noble ginkgo
restive cave
noble ginkgo
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oh shit

stray carbon
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Idk why yall screaming but hakita aka ultrakill s dev lets people pirate his game

subtle totem
stray carbon
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So jdk

remote crypt
stray carbon
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Idk

ancient wedge
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so does the game come out tomorrow?

noble ginkgo
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they said no more of this convo?

dim arrow
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if you dont have the money then save and dont pirate the games OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE BROKE THAT NEED TO EAT!

sour sun
broken smelt
lean nicheBOT
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Cuckold!

primal rivet
tough yew
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not gonna cross my hands onto someone but ya can you fellas drop this piracy talk?

restive cave
versed latch
lean nicheBOT
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Scoundrel!

rancid sluice
north wigeon
warm void
rigid cairn
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first time dying and winning at the same time i wonder if the naked glitch is true

warm void
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Ragamuffin!

dusk kite
haughty river
proper palm
warped onyx
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Get ya money up not ya funny up

humble dagger
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Ragamuffin

rancid sluice
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Flibbertigibbet

dim arrow
noble ginkgo
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HALF SWORD TODAY

proper palm
warm void
tough yew
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don’t wanna ruin the rhythm of you peeps convo

remote crypt
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Also @opaque bronze why u send friend request? I get random ones so I want to make sure

primal rivet
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With extras

restive cave
placid flare
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whn will i get exposed bone

proper palm
humble dagger
sour sun
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🤺

remote crypt
versed latch
warm void
lean nicheBOT
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Cuckold!

dim arrow
lean nicheBOT
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hedge-born!

opaque bronze
proper palm
remote crypt
primal rivet
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Shoplifters when the store is too heavy

north wigeon
tough yew
dim arrow
opaque bronze
proper palm
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If I pirate Nintendo games not on a Nintendo what are they gonna do

tough yew
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mayhaps

dim arrow
sour sun
tough yew
humble dagger
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can we get a gun built into the game

dim arrow
restive cave
gilded veldt
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cant wait to see the mods that make willie into steve from minecraft or some shit

restive cave
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it's a crossbow

sour sun
remote crypt
tough yew
brittle tusk
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what’s it dropping today

dim arrow
primal rivet
versed latch
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HALF SWORD TODAY

nimble quest
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What time is it dropping!!!

remote crypt
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Anyways. I'm going to get some sleep so I can kick ass later.

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Y'all enjoy your night

versed latch
dim arrow
sour sun
proper palm
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Crossbows arent guns are we serious

restive cave
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flintlocks!

restive cave
proper palm
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10

primal rivet
gilded veldt
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ea releases <t:1769796000:R>!!!

restive cave
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yeah but it's a mod

restive cave
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or it's going to be when I make it

plain edge
dim arrow
primal rivet
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Btw they're adding half sword to half sword when it releases

gilded veldt
rigid cairn
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dentist appointment

sterile rose
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wait i thought it's dropping at 1 pm est how is it under 12 hours?

tough yew
proper palm
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Thats out of the star-wars timeline bro

wary hedge
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goo morning, willie beaters!

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are we aware of the price of the game?

dim arrow
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cant wait to see new willies muffins

humble dagger
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we yes we are all buying half sword day 1

light pike
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Yeah

proper palm
remote crypt
north wigeon
dreamy pelican
haughty river
primal rivet
tough yew
wary hedge
dim arrow
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what achivements would have sword like doing a...half sword?

covert forge
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dropping at 10am for me

sterile rose
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if it rounds up

dim arrow
primal rivet
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I can skip out on water bills for showering or flushing the toilet to buy half sword I guess . . . 😮‍💨

humble dagger
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im hyped for the narrow passage mode it looks cool

wary hedge
dim arrow
subtle totem
sour sun
mighty nexusBOT
wary hedge
sand herald
proper palm
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Stroking Willie after I make him give up

rigid cairn
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pitchfork + LMBx2 = win

quaint sonnet
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i do need a fat willy in my mouth one day

placid flare
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i want to crack his skull like an egg

wary hedge
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do i have to buy you food?

humble dagger
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plancon = win

subtle totem
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lmao

wary hedge
sterile rose
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buy me a meal that costs over $30 and ill buy you half sword

unreal temple
quaint sonnet
sand herald
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well said

wary hedge
gilded veldt
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we have 19 minutes until my "Does Chat Stop Talking About Piracy In 30 Minutes" poll ends

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chat hasnt quite moved on yet

robust thicket
humble dagger
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ragamuffin

quaint sonnet
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can we have the ability to make our willy fat in the early access

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or do we

robust thicket
rigid cairn
quaint sonnet
humble dagger
proper palm
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I want a skinny feminine Willy bro

gilded veldt
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fanta looks to be losing in the poll currently

sterile rose
quaint sonnet
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i wanna see a fat willy in half sword

placid flare
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hairy willie

primal rivet
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If they add women to half sword we're all done for

wheat fern
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🥹

sour sun
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i hope the baron is fat like king henry

placid flare
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i'm gonna mplay abyss for training

sterile rose
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i do wanna make my willie fat

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wait

wary hedge
quaint sonnet
wary hedge
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throwback to when i beat fist play blindfolded. RELEASE THE GAME ALREADY!!

wheat fern
quaint sonnet
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god forbid i want an option to have a fat willy in the game

sour sun
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would fat willies have jiggle physics for the willie fat

gilded veldt
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i wanna be a sumo wrestler in halfsword early access

humble dagger
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we yes we do not body shame willies all willies are glorious

plain edge
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No just buy half sword

subtle totem
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all im saying is that if its between half sword and food, get the food and then buy halfsword later. if you dont have the means to get halfsword or get the money for it just pirate it. im sure the devs would be ok if you pirated the game over starving

gilded veldt
restive cave
quaint sonnet
wary hedge
# gritty nebula wat

real stuff, i even filmed a video with the webcam and posted it here somewhere. wanna see?

humble dagger
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Can we make our willie 1 ft tall

gilded veldt
# sour sun what

his foot wiggled slightly in the "drag his face in the mud" part