halfsword-chat-⚔

[long halo]

truly

[paper hollow]

polehammer or spear

[faint crater]

the humble commoner

[noble ginkgo]

its just a challenge to stick a heavy weapon head far infront of you

[long halo]

I just do it to hold it out in front of me so I can reach enemies faster

[paper hollow]

try two handing it and thrusting downwards

[noble ginkgo]

voulge or halberd....

[long halo]

I actually hate peasant boss scythe

scythes arent even good weapons

[small glen]

skill issue of the highest order

[paper hollow]

truly just a variant of the spear

[long halo]

I KNOW

😭

[faint crater]

some poles will let you change the stance and its easier to stab out of some stamces

[long halo]

half the time I can get past them

and then other times I just, die

[noble ginkgo]

only hard boss is the third little shit

[paper hollow]

let your mom die or fight the peasant boss twice

she gotta gol

[shell bronze]

third boss easy

[placid coyote]

his should be its a curved blade

[long halo]

bad news buddy

[shell bronze]

use pitchfork or learn ai swing patterns

dafuq

[long halo]

shes already dead

[faint crater]

!!!!

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1020177921765285903/1445836324677615823/image0.gif

[noble ginkgo]

i disqualify myself from pitchfork

[placid coyote]

could pitchfork until they get full armor

[noble ginkgo]

its too easy

[shell bronze]

just parry like me

[noble ginkgo]

im limited hardware wise

[gritty nebula]

have sworlddlde tommorow

[noble ginkgo]

parries dont work well

[faint crater]

i have a test tomorrow i should be asleep goodnight halfcord

[noble ginkgo]

without my mouse having a fucking stroke

[shell bronze]

bait him into attacking then kill

[placid coyote]

they do if you know what you're doing

[noble ginkgo]

symtpms of poor

[shell bronze]

watch the new pinned message

[noble ginkgo]

i can only hold a click for a few miliseconds before the input cuts

[placid coyote]

woe

[long halo]

i also struggle hitting enemies in the head sometimes, unless I use an especially long weapon

[paper hollow]

man at arms brave stand is a worm food factory

[noble ginkgo]

my mouse is held together by tape and prayers 😂

[shell bronze]

practice on dummy

[ashen sluice]

hitting them on the pommel seems pretty effective

[paper hollow]

dude

[noble ginkgo]

just bash them with the stick

blades are for pussies

[jolly oasis]

[quaint falcon]

Half sword relaease today!

[paper hollow]

a willy just wrapped his axe around me and broke my back

where did they learn to do that

[placid coyote]

you can bash with a halfsword pretty well

[noble ginkgo]

half...sword?

[paper hollow]

im actually paralyzed

[noble ginkgo]

is that a tomorrow reference?

[placid coyote]

👀

[placid coyote]

is it the 30th for you

[quaint falcon]

Nah

[idle tulip]

The stick with 21 spikes is for pussies

[placid coyote]

unless it releases 12 am on the 29th

[noble ginkgo]

i agree

[subtle totem]

fart

[ashen sluice]

anything is for pussies for you guys

[paper hollow]

willie just broke my back dude

[shell bronze]

no he's right

[feral basalt]

ONE DAY TILLLLL HALF SWORDDDDD

[shell bronze]

plancon is a fuckass crutch

[long halo]

true

[placid coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-funny-confiscated-ominous-meme-gif-15499741898661421269

[quaint falcon]

Who up halving the sword rn?

[noble ginkgo]

buckler is a real mans weapon

[noble ginkgo]

i am

[faint crater]

i enjoyed thank you

[subtle totem]

it says on steam

[robust thicket]

ME ME ME!

[long halo]

i would plancon if i was good at it

[ashen sluice]

dual buckler*

[placid coyote]

yes

[long halo]

instead I use hammer and sword

[meager saddle]

no idea what you guys are talking about the plancon is harder to use than other weapons for me

[shell bronze]

sleep well

[noble ginkgo]

no offense

[placid coyote]

in whta way

[noble ginkgo]

but

[long halo]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BUCKLER AND GAUNTLET NATION

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/hmusicruof4-rowley-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-rodrick-rules-gif-26773802

[noble ginkgo]

how is it hard to use

[meager saddle]

harder

[placid coyote]

its a big stick with spikes

you bash with it

[meager saddle]

like I have more control with other weapons

[noble ginkgo]

the enemies fucking impale themselves on the sides

[long halo]

i suck with polearms. I established this

[shell bronze]

it is quite literally the quinessential kill everything stick

[ashen sluice]

how did i knock his helmet off

[shell bronze]

you can beat multiple knights as a peasant with it

no problem default damage

no mods

[placid coyote]

theres a shoddy plancon and a nice looking plancon

[robust thicket]

Yeah and the firestick thing lol

[ashen sluice]

erm except for the hs enhancer!!

[placid coyote]

candle holder?

[noble ginkgo]

the candle holder?

[robust thicket]

Yall got me

[noble ginkgo]

if thats what you mean yes

[brisk furnace]

Candle holder is kinda insane

[robust thicket]

Best weapon in the game

[quaint falcon]

I am so excited for pit mode

[long halo]

ikr??? so im surprised I suck at it

[noble ginkgo]

simplest weapons beat the most advanced as usual...

[long halo]

its supposed to be easy mode

[ashen sluice]

weapons are overrated in half sword

why dont we all just hgug it out

[long halo]

im simply, better at hammer and buckler

[meager saddle]

exactly

[noble ginkgo]

this is

treason

[meager saddle]

okay

poleaxe is lowkey better

[noble ginkgo]

plancon used to be my go to when i was ass

[placid coyote]

it is fun

[noble ginkgo]

just swing that mf randomly and youll be able to catch a noggin or two

[idle tulip]

Is he okay?

[ashen sluice]

does he look okay

[meager saddle]

this is reminding me of something I can't talk about

[placid coyote]

he walked it off

[noble ginkgo]

uhhuh

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-backbreaker-batman-throw-gif-11449611

[noble ginkgo]

does it have something to do with...

[mellow lodge]

2 mo days

[noble ginkgo]

halfing your sword?

[paper hollow]

im gonna rip you in half now

[tough silo]

1day left

[meager saddle]

something like that

[long halo]

wait

STABBINGS DIRECTIONAL???

[shell bronze]

plancon is so ass

[long halo]

I thought it was like

[meager saddle]

it's more like a club

[long halo]

only 1 direction

because you cant look up while doing it

[placid coyote]

ass in terms of being a challenge

[noble ginkgo]

you can

[long halo]

so inevitably you only wind up looking down

[noble ginkgo]

its just a pain

[tough silo]

Hyped

[long halo]

well yes. I just found out

im dying

i can FINALLY stab people in the throat holy

[noble ginkgo]

lmao

[supple ember]

Wait halfsword is coming out tmr?

[long halo]

i feel like a human discovering fire

[robust thicket]

in-in game...right?

[tough silo]

Ofc

[noble ginkgo]

no it came out yesterday

[mellow lodge]

Will we be modding ts game

[long halo]

: 3

[idle tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-empty-brain-out-brain-meme-brain-no-brain-meme-gif-1120718379326435330

Aww

[meager saddle]

we already have been

[placid coyote]

the games arlready modded

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gus-fring-breaking-bad-gustavo-embed-fail-gif-21161041

[placid coyote]

#modders-guild-hall

[robust thicket]

Yeah

[strange raven]

will I get banned if I say half sword tmrw

[tough silo]

Well it's Thursday 7:07 am for me rn

[long halo]

wait, looking up also effects shit, holy

[mellow lodge]

O 💀

[noble ginkgo]

alright fellas

[long halo]

im truly the dumbest halfsworder alive

flay me alive

[noble ginkgo]

im going to be taking my leave

[long halo]

boil me in oil

[placid coyote]

bye

[long halo]

farewell

[supple ember]

It’s Monday 3:07am for me

[noble ginkgo]

gotta catch some z's to prepare for halfing my sword

[long halo]

sorry you had to deal with my braindead ass 😭

[tough silo]

Me before I start EA

[tough silo]

Lol cap

[tough silo]

Relatable?

[long halo]

welp. simply learning how to look up of all things

[ashen sluice]

how and why is he still trying to fight me

[long halo]

has actually made me significantly more competent

im getting every belly stab

holy

[shell bronze]

plancon is such a bad weapon

[mellow lodge]

R the current specs listed in steam for thr demo or actual game

[shell bronze]

game

[finite bough]

ofc it is.

[mellow lodge]

Ggs to my pc

[finite bough]

@shell bronze also do you know the timing of half sword release?

[rotund blade]

He found freewill

[ashen sluice]

"npc damage max"

[shell bronze]

pins

[shell bronze]

forgot to extend the crop duration

[ashen sluice]

lmao im joking

but id argue you could do the same with the billhook no?

[floral vale]

me training for clueless' skill level

[shell bronze]

billhook isn't as fast

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/жырный-gamer-gaming-gif-13997955

[shell bronze]

nor does it have enough striking surface

voulge (YES. VOULGE.) is a better pick for an alternative

[finite bough]

why am i not in this? :(

[long bone]

but billhook has more reach I think

[shell bronze]

you did not contribute despite my many attempts to get everyone on board

[robust thicket]

BRO that's what I am sayin

[shell bronze]

there was enough notice given for people to chip in

[robust thicket]

I am Half Swords #1 fan

[long bone]

I didn't want to partake in this, sorry, I felt insecure about my voice and my poor skill in basic speaking in english

[shell bronze]

you could've used a chatbot or ai

[floral vale]

i wonder if he's making a hypercompilation of everyone in the community screaming "half sword tomrow" over a clip of their gameplay with their profile/username in the corner

[finite bough]

fk didn't knew. make a new one. and add my clip in that "choose the one that you like from my media ig"

[shell bronze]

some of the guys in there used the microsoft SAM tts

[shell bronze]

see you at full release

no takesie backsies

[mental cargo]

TOMORROWWWWW

[wheat leaf]

Cmon man you gotta admit it handles quite nicely compared to the rest of the Polearms. It’s just that it has freaky damage values

[mental cargo]

IM HALFING MY SWORD SO GOOD

[floral vale]

short toothed polehammer is the best polearm in the game and i stand by that

the fluidity is so satisfying

and the feeling of hitting a head

[feral basalt]

35 more hours until half sword

[wheat leaf]

Got a reference of that one specifically? I can’t think of it by name

[robust thicket]

THE fact that we got this much enjoyment from a DEMO! Is just unfathomable....full release about to make me shit my pants!

[wheat leaf]

Like the round hammer end or the 4 spike

[floral vale]

lemme grab the screenshot

4 spike

[feral basalt]

indee

[paper hollow]

did someone gurgle on like milk how did they get the choking on blood sounds

[long halo]

is there any way to rebind?? I really want to flip the grab keys because theyre in the most unintuitive place

[wheat leaf]

Lowkey, I do agree for the most part. I love that hammer so much but it’s definitely one of the more tricky polearms to use well

[shell bronze]

the polehammer experience

[paper hollow]

im also shitting my pants but thats because i have poor bowel control

[robust thicket]

OH same!

[wheat leaf]

But the handling on all short poleaxe/polehammer variants is still a bit stiff compared to the plancon for rotations

[robust thicket]

You heard me 😈 the game is goated

[mystic creek]

gus

hi

[long bone]

we've gotta normalize using short spear + shield

[ashen sluice]

Damn this iced tea good

[mystic creek]

um

[long bone]

dois

[mystic creek]

i rather 2 shiels

funnnierr

[long bone]

fr

[shell bronze]

nah that shit is ass

spear by itself clears no diff

[restive cave]

tomorrow

[wheat leaf]

Feels so limp to try and use lmao, ai does it way better

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/this-might-be-the-worst-video-of-all-time-worst-message-worst-ever-leave-the-server-worst-gif-16690123984473040756

[mystic creek]

spikey spearr thhingy is onne off thhe bestt thinngs forr me

[feral basalt]

spears are very op

[ember flame]

unnecessary flex 😢

[shell bronze]

ai still sucks at it

[restive cave]

let's hope it's fixed in ea

[paper hollow]

i am such a fraud i cannot parry in half sword

[shell bronze]

just wait until it flops uncontrollably to the other side

[mystic creek]

KGDFIOFHJHFGHGF

[paper hollow]

This is probably what the AI sees when I’m fighting against it

[sour galleon]

imagine the pitchfork got buffed since the devs love pissing off caseoh

[wheat leaf]

I know, but the ai has that impenetrable long point unless you intentionally bat it aside. That goes for all polearms when Willie has it

[mystic creek]

gus did u know that if u cut a mans head off then insert it to your ass thenn hold it whit your other arm u will fly

[ashen sluice]

Dumbass ai cant tell you're keeping that spear there smh

[robust thicket]

ball knowledge

[floral vale]

@mighty nexus

[mystic creek]

[wheat leaf]

Bathroom stall knowledge bro 😭

[ashen sluice]

Only in halfsword

[mystic creek]

[long bone]

no way we got a bot that does this lmao

[paper hollow]

Is that why it feels like AI has precision tracking with spears and such

[finite bough]

@mighty nexus

[finite bough]

nice

[wheat leaf]

I got no idea why but yeah it tends to do that lol, heat seeking aim

[restive cave]

I'll go in the urinal slide between a few guys and tell them about this

[finite bough]

@mighty nexus

[mighty nexus]

[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @technothepig._. ]

[finite bough]

shit.

[wheat leaf]

Don’t overdo the quotes it’ll get old

[shell bronze]

sorry bro can't hear you over this reach advantage

[shell bronze]

and will begin to classify as spam

[finite bough]

i won't play half sword until EA.

[floral vale]

spears are so op in game they get mindnumbingly boring

[ashen sluice]

And will get banned

[floral vale]

imagine how good they were irl

[robust thicket]

Treason

[shell bronze]

take them to man at arms or veteran for more enjoyment

[robust thicket]

and publicly executed

[restive cave]

I use war hammers and pole axes and that other stuff

[floral vale]

me too

im part of the polearm liege

[ashen sluice]

And put in the helmet of shame

[restive cave]

[long bone]

use them for grappling instead

[wheat leaf]

you got the reach advantage of a Trex bro yain't got shit on me

[shell bronze]

bad war

[floral vale]

damage too low...

[lone tulip]

he died.

[shell bronze]

i am under the suspicion that this user has me blocked

[floral vale]

why so

[restive cave]

don't believe it

[long bone]

this but a scrath

[lone tulip]

wake up bro

[long bone]

scartch

scratch

[shell bronze]

can't react to their posts, profile not visible beyond pfp and name

[robust thicket]

What the helly

[shell bronze]

they do say you can't block moderation and staff

https://tenor.com/view/music-gif-25588676

[lone tulip]

thats a rule?

[paper hollow]

What’s the move where you just charge into the opponent called

And just stab them

[restive cave]

charge into opponent

[lone tulip]

kinda dumb

[paper hollow]

What’s it actually called

[shell bronze]

didn't make them

[restive cave]

I don't know

[paper hollow]

I call it butterfly charge cus it sounds cool

[robust thicket]

What if they blocked you before you were mod or else where...

[floral vale]

it's not really called anything

[shell bronze]

don't know and doesn't really matter

[floral vale]

it's just a charge

[robust thicket]

😨 yikes

[lone tulip]

little does he know he might combust any minute

[lone tulip]

i mean i understand it

its just kinda stupid imo

but yeah lowk valid

yo he rolling

hes boutta combust

[shell bronze]

a lot of the rules here are made in consideration to the fact that it is a big public server

[robust thicket]

Trueee and it's about to get a lot bigger so

they gonna have to moderate more

[shell bronze]

people fail to understand this and do all kinds of bs

[long halo]

mmmm

cut commoner over the neck. did NOT kill him

[mystic creek]

guys once a wise man said:
life is just like a dih
some times up
some times down
but it will never be up forever
sometimes u need a hand to keep it up

[long halo]

but he cuts my shoulder once

[mystic creek]

now @mighty nexus

[floral vale]

no

[paper hollow]

How

[floral vale]

i wont do it now that you told us to

[mystic creek]

thhenn ill do itt

[ember flame]

my headhurt i need halfsword ea right now or i will explode

[shell bronze]

pink roles and roblox pfps just say anything

stg

[robust thicket]

same

[robust thicket]

This is true for anything on the internet

[floral vale]

hlaf sord...................... now................................... please.............................................................

[long bone]

@mighty nexus

[ashen sluice]

Nini halfswordians

[floral vale]

who is nini

[ashen sluice]

Me

[long bone]

[ashen sluice]

Me go eepy

[lone tulip]

so when a sword goes into a posistion like that

[robust thicket]

@mighty nexus

[lone tulip]

they may just straight up split ijn half

[floral vale]

gn cherster or whatever your name is

[robust thicket]

Had to do it lol....my first QUOTE

[shell bronze]

another one and i will consider it quote bot spam

[ember flame]

sleeping is the best way to speed up halfsword release

[robust thicket]

nu uh, you will not, my first quote

[paper hollow]

I’m such a fraud bro cue outstanding by the gap band

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-have-mercy-meek-mill-b-boy-song-lord-have-pity-help-us-lord-gif-24809434

[robust thicket]

That shi was fire tho

[restive cave]

tomorrow I'm gonna wait until it hits 12 and instantly buy

[floral vale]

thats not how it works sadly

[restive cave]

aw

how does it work

[floral vale]

<t:1769796000:s>

[restive cave]

ahh

[paper hollow]

how does this happen

im dead btw

[robust thicket]

Steam says 8am for me >:)

[long bone]

I might be wrong but I don't see any pink here

[restive cave]

I had another game release at 12 so I thought that was usual

[lone tulip]

"IS IT BAD, I SAID IS IT BAD??"

[long bone]

I see purple

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-strangle-strangler-green-screen-jerma985-gif-19817690

[long bone]

and a different shade of red

[ember flame]

after halfsword releases there will be no games im waiting for anymore

[shell bronze]

ukenagashi parry (without weapons clashing just as the kata intends)

[paper hollow]

they should make a lowlights channel where you post your worst half sword losses

[restive cave]

me in early access testing if there's squishy punch physics

[tough silo]

@mighty nexus

[shell bronze]

had plans for that to run alongside HS7

[shell bronze]

instead of the half sword seven it's the half sword shame

[floral vale]

stop quoting

[shell bronze]

and it's just the worst player award

[floral vale]

we're gonna get it revoked...

[robust thicket]

uh oh

[robust thicket]

Pretty fire that it uses the PFP lol

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/catwalk-cat-walking-cat-stupid-cat-stupid-gif-17890202771257819346

[long bone]

seeing willies being brutally jumped, beaten, pierced, slashed and tortured

[remote crypt]

have you added my clip to the montage?

[shell bronze]

why don't you watch and find out

check pinned

[paper hollow]

my worst loss is between these

[lone tulip]

reverse face skin

[floral vale]

my worst death is this

[meager saddle]

I had this happen earlier

[robust thicket]

my kind of facial

[wheat leaf]

can i even quote this..

[robust thicket]

😨

[paper hollow]

dude got straight blinded

[robust thicket]

I was thinking the same lol...

Can I even say it?!

[floral vale]

@m- @mak- @make it a-... @make it a quo...

i was challenging myself

[meager saddle]

I think that's a lil worse than blinded

[wheat leaf]

lol nah your already getting banned rn

[paper hollow]

this is why you dont bring a knife to a pitchfork fight

[robust thicket]

NOoOoOoooOoooo!

[robust thicket]

"walked right into that one" 🥁 bdum tsk

[remote crypt]

Wow, best for last treatment

didn't expect that

[shell bronze]

reminder to always fight fair

[robust thicket]

at least it's not none for last treatment :,)

[ember flame]

i was in the middle

[remote crypt]

I liked a lithuanian named john

[lone tulip]

theres no way you're still fighting fair

[remote crypt]

I do not like lithuanians

but I like john

he seems ok

[paper hollow]

How do you control that

[robust thicket]

[paper hollow]

Sometimes when I try and swap hands it just grips it with one

[long bone]

X

[robust thicket]

Can't wait for Caseoh to play the EA

[shell bronze]

i knew that clip had to be used for the outro

[paper hollow]

When I just want to reverse it

[tough silo]

Fr

[shell bronze]

i play game lots

[remote crypt]

its just too silly

[chilly dragon]

people, check out the game-footage. some crazy ass shit there i did by accident

[wheat leaf]

new poleaxe combo discovered

[floral vale]

has anyone done strikes with the shaft of the spear holy shit it's an utter skullcracker

[rapid pond]

HAF SWERED TOMAAAAROOOOOOOO

[shell bronze]

it's alright

[shell bronze]

no contribution no representation

[wheat leaf]

my name trey i got a halfsword game tomorrow

https://tenor.com/view/trey-basketball-vlogging-gif-13595065

[remote crypt]

I wish I had plugged in my dedicated clips drive

[robust thicket]

😭 b-but a text snippet woulda worked. No worries imma be making EA content >:)

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-believe-guys-christmas-one-week-until-christmas-im-so-thriled-about-this-information-christmas-christmas-meme-gif-24202287

can you believe it guys

half sword

[remote crypt]

cuz I still have my world's first hoe and candleabra brave stand on there

[floral vale]

just a tomorrow away!

[remote crypt]

and would have flexed that

[robust thicket]

Prolly gonna stream EA

[wheat leaf]

wahoo!

i am so excited about this information

[rapid pond]

One tommaroe

[slow iris]

HALF SWORD IN 35 HOURS

[shell bronze]

gonna go radio silent learning early access

[chilly dragon]

what is happening tomorrow?

[robust thicket]

Same yall won't hear from me

[wheat leaf]

winter arc type shit

[remote crypt]

reminder to give willie some backshots

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-basketball-nba-gif-25800655

[paper hollow]

why does lock on lock you on to the right of the willie instead of the center

[ember flame]

me

[tall dagger]

Bruce Willie

[tough silo]

X2

[remote crypt]

I'm going radio silent to avoid the billion pings I'll get for people wanting to remote play duel

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-dunk-lebron-james-levronjame-gif-1038771198631298897

[rapid pond]

I feel like this chat is gonna be shot once ea releases

[robust thicket]

Gonna be a mix fr fr

[wheat leaf]

remote play dueling? what are we hoppin on parsec?

[remote crypt]

cant wait to remake the chad powers willie we saw in the trailer

[rapid pond]

We can :D

[remote crypt]

steam remote play

[chilly dragon]

Steam is going to explode

[ember flame]

im going to play halfsword all weekend

[floral vale]

this is going to be slightly smaller than silksong release

[rapid pond]

I wanna make either a giant twig or a pumped dwarf

[floral vale]

but still giant

[robust thicket]

HALF SWORD is the best game .

[remote crypt]

I'm gonna fuck around with it till I find the right body comp for my playstyle

[wheat leaf]

hows the latency with that method? i only mentioned parsec as a joke cause the response time and latency is atrocious lmao

[remote crypt]

zero idea

I'm going to assume most people will salt if they're not host and lose

[rapid pond]

My fuck around will be all sliders to max just to see

[remote crypt]

There's about a 98% chance I'll end up with a tall dude with strong legs

[wheat leaf]

yeahhhh.. that seems most probable

[shell bronze]

issue with p2p hosting is that unless you're in the same region

[rapid pond]

We are 150k almost

[remote crypt]

so I can kick the shit out of people in the middle of a duel

[shell bronze]

the latency will compound and be dogass

[robust thicket]

Surely someone will mod it for actual MP

[remote crypt]

I hope they do

[rapid pond]

Thats enought of us to somehow make steam sweat a little

[remote crypt]

Tbh. People are gonna be so fucking sweaty abt pvp duels

[paper hollow]

this might be the WORST half sword loss OAT

[robust thicket]

Flexible

[rapid pond]

Mutiplayer comp 5090 player vs integrated graphics player

[wheat leaf]

as long as it doesnt effect game balancing or future updates itll be ok

[shell bronze]

see a guy with a sword and decide to swing your dagger at him
genius!

[restive cave]

they'll salt for a week get good and stop and then the other side of the community won't ever get good and keep salting about it

[rapid pond]

Desync so bad you gain telekinesis

[robust thicket]

I will win on pure tomfoolery

[long halo]

willy kinda sucks at holding the bill hook

[shell bronze]

john half sword vs anyone

[long halo]

after one swing his left hand just slips all the way off and he fumbles trying to grab it again

[remote crypt]

tbf if you just swingle around like this. Its hard to parry

[long bone]

john halfsword can probrably 1v100 or more

[long halo]

terrifying

[remote crypt]

so a lot of people will do that in MP instead of getting good

[ivory spruce]

do you think techniques learned against ai will work against players in pvp?

[wheat leaf]

thats the part im quite curious about for pvp, like will playstyles like his be actually goated or completely ineffective, cant tell right now

[shell bronze]

hardly

not at all almost

[remote crypt]

Yes. People are fucking stupid

[ivory spruce]

duality of man

[long bone]

maybe

[shell bronze]

if it's ai-specific techniques then it will not work

[meager saddle]

do you guys think he'll be okay

[remote crypt]

Yeah like holding alt will not work

but feints will be 10x as powerful

[paper hollow]

I would probably not beat John Halfsword in a duel

[meager saddle]

unless you have the stick of hell

[robust thicket]

I am gonna run in so nothing will work on me

[remote crypt]

Plancon doesn't scare me

[tough silo]

Might need some bandages

[shell bronze]

if it's stuff that just works in general (madman swings, spins if not nerfed, good and speedy fighting in general)

[tough silo]

🩹🤕

[long bone]

he's like the master of the game

[shell bronze]

then it'll carry over

[meager saddle]

me neither but I doubt a lot of people will be prepared

[ivory spruce]

[meager saddle]

maybe some ice on it

[robust thicket]

ya it will depend on stamina n stuff

[floral vale]

i feel like it depends, if you're getting matched up with a 10 hour player who just bought the game with no demo experience probably yes, but if you match up with a 500 hour similar to clueless almost definitely not

you have to remember theres going to be an influx of new players from this too probably

[tough silo]

Like really cold ice

[ivory spruce]

true

[shell bronze]

least blatantly-telegraphed overhead

[meager saddle]

yeah

[remote crypt]

nah they wont but really blade manipulation wins out in the end

[remote crypt]

essentially yeah. I'll probably dumpster a lot of folks due to the 1400 hour gap between me and newer players

[rapid pond]

Good. Fresh blood

[wheat leaf]

for higher tiers it would, lower tiers like 3-5 would prob be easier to cancel out with basic longguards or thrusts

[paper hollow]

I just got Poseidon’s kiss bro shittinf is not for the weak

[meager saddle]

why'd the second guy hit a lil trick in the air?? 😭

[shell bronze]

primarily it's gonna play out like a simplified and more unrefined version of real life swordplay

[remote crypt]

he's a little drama queen

[floral vale]

whooooops

[robust thicket]

My thing is, duels are cool n all, but I assume me and a buddy can go kill Willie's together?

[shell bronze]

mini chess games with some degree of technique and finesse applied

[remote crypt]

Pretty much. Tbh a good 80-90% of clips I see here look like AI vs AI

[sour sun]

online pvp would be a nightmare with all the physics bugs

[remote crypt]

but that's just me

[tough silo]

I said this before, but we need a half sword gymmmm

[long halo]

oh, millitia billhook just actually sucks. the spear is better, as is the plancon, he doesnt fumble with the grip

[wheat leaf]

we havent even considered how grapplers/wrestlers could dominate pvp

[floral vale]

wdym

[subtle totem]

stab them

[tough silo]

This could willie

[remote crypt]

They absolutely will in lower tiers

[shell bronze]

arm disabling attacks

[meager saddle]

it was fire anyway

[robust thicket]

leg

[wheat leaf]

they might just one punch you and immediately swing you to the ground, we all know what happens when willie hits his head from even a slight height

[shell bronze]

most people here refuse to learn the ai or even how to swing properly

[paper hollow]

I got killed by a commoner once in brave stand

[tough silo]

So Willie can train and gain strength

[remote crypt]

I genuinely expect people who run shields to dominate t4/6. Especially the rectangle shield

[shell bronze]

and don't know where to stab

[remote crypt]

Hatchet users as well

[shell bronze]

it's just cheese

[paper hollow]

I’ve never played as good as I used to

[shell bronze]

shield rushing

[subtle totem]

true, if they get too close its over

[remote crypt]

Tbh even without shield rushing the best tactic is always go for the legs

[wheat leaf]

at least for fistplay they'd dominate, come t2 or t3 not so much

[sour sun]

mid tier lacks a lot of leg armor imo

[wheat leaf]

but alas, swinging for the legs means you leave the head open. just what they anticipate

[robust thicket]

what I am saying

[remote crypt]

Very well aware of that. I'll most likely be running heavily into my defensive moveset rather than my usual

[subtle totem]

t3 is my favorite tier

[remote crypt]

Which is why you do so when retreating

[paper hollow]

T2 the greatest tier ever

[remote crypt]

they have to make the openings for you

[robust thicket]

Yall sweaty

[shell bronze]

i had to kill green goober it's so sad

[paper hollow]

Parrying is overrated because I can’t do it

[tough silo]

T3 is a bit better, but there is more variety in tier 2

[remote crypt]

The entire goal is to stay at the edge of your danger zone so you can punish entry, or push in briefly

[shell bronze]

i'm running my kendo playstyle over my anti-ai playstyle

[tough silo]

Imo

[remote crypt]

Same

[robust thicket]

the thing I love about HS is noobs can kill good players

[wheat leaf]

i didnt even get to say goodbye

[shell bronze]

pure speed and quick strikes and survivability over any kind of style

the style comes from the victory

[wheat leaf]

the kendo headtaps would go crazy in pvp

[remote crypt]

I'm not afraid of getting hit

the big thing is not going further than light red on your arms or legs

[floral vale]

so you're telling me all those clips of yours are unintentionally stylish

https://tenor.com/view/shock-gif-27193002

[remote crypt]

or directing where you get hit to armor

[tough silo]

Got this book to research

[wheat leaf]

its function over style, but he picked the one parry that has the most style per function

[paper hollow]

Are flat strikes worth anything in half sword

[tough silo]

It's old af

[shell bronze]

this is closer to how i would fight in pvp

[shell bronze]

no not really

[opaque bane]

Is the game going to be free?

[shell bronze]

@mental kelp duplieren in here for you btw

[paper hollow]

No

[floral vale]

still stylish as shit though

[remote crypt]

plancon said hi

[shell bronze]

all about speed and giving them as little openings as possible or breaking their attacks/guards

[paper hollow]

Plancon duel

[floral vale]

how are gore settings going to even work if pvp is to be implemented actually

is it just going to be halfway for all players

[shell bronze]

agreed-upon

easy solution

[paper hollow]

Nobody plays on anything but grotesque

[meager saddle]

performance reasons

[remote crypt]

I play gruesome

[floral vale]

na i play with low gore cause i dont like a ton of dismemberment

[paper hollow]

Fair

[floral vale]

unless im trying to behead

[remote crypt]

@shell bronze ngl. Very much so proud of this

[floral vale]

with axe

[wheat leaf]

ive spent so long dialing in this stab, the pvp gon be a cakewalk

[tough silo]

I do grotesque

Personally

I love it

[remote crypt]

Fair enough. I like the middle ground. My duels last longer

rather than an immediate beheading or be-legging.

[shell bronze]

good little exchange

let me go fight soldier rq and come back with clips

[remote crypt]

T5 is my happy place

so much variety

[floral vale]

i used to have these clean ass clips i would send em in here but i lost them

[paper hollow]

“I don’t like a lot of dismemberment”

[wheat leaf]

lil bit flaily but the sheer amount of time you managed to maintain the engagement without getting hurt even a little is very impressive

[humble bloom]

Hopping into min damage servers to abuse the chopping power of axes to kill noobs instantly

[floral vale]

it's not like im sensitive to it bruh i just like my duels lasting longer

[remote crypt]

Yeah I tend to play very close and for some reason that willie's wrists were made of tinfoil.

I've noticed it a lot with my snappier movements on ungloved hands.

[wheat leaf]

i mighta lost but i still love this duel

[remote crypt]

Once I get my hands on EA I'm gonna look for the closest body type I can to get the gauntlets experience without hand condoms on

[wheat leaf]

willie pulled some clueless type moves on me

[shell bronze]

or you get this kind of assclown

[shell bronze]

should've moved tf

[remote crypt]

99% of shield/spear users

[meager saddle]

I love this clip from when I was trying to learn parrying properly

[wheat leaf]

ive long since realized my faults, but we can agree willie lowkey hit that shit well

[paper hollow]

It’s literally unusable

[robust thicket]

What you guys using to make clips?

[remote crypt]

I drop the shield immediately

[wheat leaf]

xbox overlay

[meager saddle]

medal

[remote crypt]

steam

[paper hollow]

Nvidia overlay

[wheat leaf]

it instantly records the last 30 seconds in high quality. its all win

[meager saddle]

I forgot they added that

[floral vale]

steam/obs if im feeling hi-res

[paper hollow]

I ain’t got shit to clip though because I’m sss

Ass

[robust thicket]

completely disabled that bloatware from my PC lol

[remote crypt]

steam just records for me and if I hit a clip I just go back to record it. Steam itself has looked 10-20x better than OBS ever did for me

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-boa-brazillian-rainbow-boa-snake-toothless-silly-gif-11786038881991168818

i aint got shit to clip cause im SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[robust thicket]

I use OBS but it's not the most convienent

[wheat leaf]

its only bloatware if yer pc cant handle it

[robust thicket]

Not when you play games professionally and need that extra 2 fps >:)

[remote crypt]

even my helldivers clips look good as fuck on steam

[wheat leaf]

most recording software needs to start recording then you play, where this one lets me play then record what happened. its just better that way

[robust thicket]

I got my OBS setup that way too (Backtrack)

[robust thicket]

Love HD

[wheat leaf]

oh word i didnt know obs could

[meager saddle]

medal

[robust thicket]

ya it's just a plugin

[shell bronze]

shield users pmo

[remote crypt]

same. Been playing since like, 2weeks after game came out

[wheat leaf]

medal users always be posting links in the chat for they clips, im not about that life

[paper hollow]

Add fat people to half sword

[meager saddle]

you don't need to

[robust thicket]

Been playin it since the old one but obviously 2 is way better lmao

[glass tulip]

half sword tomorrow

[meager saddle]

literally just press the options for your clip, hit open file location, and drag it to discord

that's it

[paper hollow]

Trying to half sword a shield user is awful

[remote crypt]

I'm just a chaos gremlin in that game and stealth WB gave me SO MUCH to work with

[paper hollow]

Sometimes you get steamrolled other times you can’t get your sword inside the shield

[floral vale]

shielded willies are awful

[wheat leaf]

thats a whole lotta work i still gotta edit the clip n allat first

[robust thicket]

I have been slackin on all the new warbonds because I am really waiting for them to drop an update but I do love that game sm

[humble bloom]

I wish steam recording didnt limit video bitrate based on resolution.
Sometimes I need the extra frames, and in theory 1280x720 should be completely fine for watching but it looks compressed as fuck.

[remote crypt]

usually gotta get em to open the shield first which means voiding a swing

[floral vale]

TRUTH

[near lichen]

For heavier body types does your voice become deeper

[meager saddle]

you can edit the clip in the app, hit make changes, THEN send it the same way I just said

[wheat leaf]

just got EA early, love the new maps and clothing. cant believe they added sabers 🔥

[paper hollow]

Daggers are underrated but also useless at the same time

[remote crypt]

new WB teases cyborgs, and has a sledgehammer with AT explosives

[near lichen]

Heavenly Quart

[robust thicket]

Are they gonna have more VA later too

[wheat leaf]

such a fun game i cant lie

[humble bloom]

I dont know, probably not.
That's not really how voices work historically

[floral vale]

not just historically

[remote crypt]

Do a nasal nerdy voice so I can go 'ragamuffin' in fruity german please

[near lichen]

I kinda just want kepontrucken voicing everything. Even female willies

[robust thicket]

Very exciting stuff. They have so much leaked content but nothing yet. I hope they are working on the new engine like they said. I am excited for if they ever do the roguehelldiver faction

[paper hollow]

Why would there be female Willie’s

[wheat leaf]

🤓 hedgeborn!!1!

[remote crypt]

There should not be female willies as much as I would love to

[near lichen]

I like it but I wish it doesnt end in just an injury

[remote crypt]

cuz if they realistically balance it

nobody would play fem chars

[near lichen]

I want to execute them, bushido blade style

[tall dagger]

FR! ea is so fire. having a hard time with these new mechanics tho

[paper hollow]

Female Willie’s would get mauled

[wheat leaf]

i think you can change that in the settings somewhat, but i get whatchu mean for sure its just kinda like that'

[near lichen]

Have u ever played Bushido Blade?

[remote crypt]

especially by chad powers in the trailer. The blonde willie at the start

[robust thicket]

ya and we don't want some of the other realistic things that come with that lol....

[floral vale]

no

[remote crypt]

breast dismemberment

[signal wedge]

and we're done

[paper hollow]

Also introducing female characters into a game attracts weird people into the fandom

[wheat leaf]

woahhh cant believe they added poleaxe to t3

[floral vale]

yea thats fair i get it

[remote crypt]

thank you so much for this

[shell bronze]

ow

[tall dagger]

beevis???

[robust thicket]

MOD THIS IN NOW!

[paper hollow]

Noooo 💔 💔 💔 💔

[tall dagger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/paramountplus-beavis-and-butthead-butt-head-jBbeZK3asK0YTFQCsM

[remote crypt]

how do I download this. This will be my new ringtone for my younger btoher

brother*

[wheat leaf]

as they say over 'yonder. Sugoi

[shell bronze]

discussion about women half sword often never end well and have ended in moderator intervention most times

[remote crypt]

dude I pray we never get fem chars

[robust thicket]

They gotta let me do some VA lol.

[paper hollow]

Doesn’t even sound like Cleveland

[floral vale]

fruity cleveland

[remote crypt]

yeah people politicize it too much

[robust thicket]

Thought so

[remote crypt]

I just wanna stab men, man

[signal wedge]

And you continued, genuis

[remote crypt]

Genuis

is that french?

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flight-reacts-flightreacts-yikes-shocked-gif-6414215169603726054

[wheat leaf]

b-but the devs showed female armor teaser!!!

[mighty vapor]

Beautiful.

[paper hollow]

Genuis

[remote crypt]

Anyways

we gotta murder willie

repeatedly

[meager saddle]

our willies are gonna have hair in EA

[paper hollow]

Both types of Willie too

[signal wedge]

And you also continued

[paper hollow]

Gonna have a head of hair

[robust thicket]

CAN'T WAIT

[floral vale]

hairy willies everywhere

[wheat leaf]

ay thats mb i didnt get the memo

[robust thicket]

Gonna slice the hair molecules off the Willie's

[remote crypt]

eh we're both getting ghost warnings for it

[wheat leaf]

no intent to continue your honor

[tall dagger]

still miss the playtest physics 💔

[remote crypt]

I got a double for a small bit of banter

[paper hollow]

Add scalping to half sword

[remote crypt]

life goes on

[wheat leaf]

that means my removal from the classroom i cannot take chances man

[near lichen]

If you like Hellish Quart, Bushido Blade is the OG game like that. The one hit kill no health bar typa shit

[wheat leaf]

they will literally send me home if i dont behave

[wheat leaf]

like lowkey expelled

[remote crypt]

Honestly I just shitpost here and talk in OVRDTH's half sword discord mostly.

[robust thicket]

oop

[tall dagger]

i have been outkicked only twice in my whole career T-T

[tough silo]

🔥

Good

[paper hollow]

Sparks if you set foot in West Virginia you will be put out of your misery

[meager saddle]

this might be the best fucking clip I've seen in a while 😭

[robust thicket]

WHA!

[remote crypt]

Anyways, goodnight nerds

we'll see ya in EA

[robust thicket]

Goodnight and foe sho

[floral vale]

two morrows

[tall dagger]

lemme top it rq

[paper hollow]

Dude swept the leg

[robust thicket]

love doing that

[robust thicket]

why I get threatened lol

[meager saddle]

they're both fire but the first was better cause you span

[paper hollow]

I’m a rizzless unfuckable chud

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/komander-roh-ring-of-honor-supercard-finisher-gif-16279701065340314764

[shell bronze]

max gore gameplay

[glad totem]

One day earlier never hurt anyone (joke I'm so excited)

[robust thicket]

I like realism so I don't max gore

[floral vale]

One day earlier never hurt anyone (not a joke this is a DEMAND)

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1461696931104559242/willie_shush.gif

[mental kelp]

I watched I waited I was disappointed

[glad totem]

I tend to only turn down the blood with max gore for like realistic bleeding

[mental kelp]

There was no dupliren

[shell bronze]

me when i attack and enter a bind to immediately swipe back the other way at his head

[shell bronze]

he gatekeeping [insert german technique] i'm crine

[mental kelp]

It’s an outer wind

Drive the arms up high

[glad totem]

Hold on can we pull on their hair lol because that would be painful for them

[tall dagger]

hope this makes a comeback for EA

[paper hollow]

full body shield veteran tier

fuck my likfe

[robust thicket]

That is fire

[robust thicket]

I hope we can slice the hair fr

[glad totem]

Haircut back to bald lol

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kagat-nguso-gif-11716477972200388422

[glad totem]

Oh I messed up we gotta go bald

[shell bronze]

polearm clears low diff

[meager saddle]

this just reminded me that the crosshair option is still there but it doesn't work

[mental kelp]

Idk what clips I have here but they are probs wrong tbf and since u don’t actually understand the tech u would get it wrong by proxy

[glad totem]

I just stick with peasant for most of the runs

[shell bronze]

vs battle axe

[tall dagger]

crosshair is invisible now but is still very much there

[glad totem]

Extra points just help and the long axe is just good

[mental kelp]

There was a time where my dupliren was dictated by what fellas on yt said without text verification

[shell bronze]

bro cannot even get his own technique right wtf

[vapid prawn]

How much do you think half sword will cost?

[mental kelp]

I’ll look and see

[robust thicket]

pinned

[floral vale]

john longsword

cant do every longsword technique PERFECTLY

GIANT FRAUD

[meager saddle]

under 30 USD and will have a discount for the first 2 weeks

[shell bronze]

ON FOENEM

[glad totem]

I have 26 ready but probably on discount around 20 to 22 probably

[shell bronze]

TRYNA TELL ME HOW TO SWORDFIGHT

[meager saddle]

that'd be cool

[mighty vapor]

I want to implement more HEMA into my gameplay.

[glad totem]

Surely they wouldn't do above 30% discount

[winged folio]

no they will do 300 percent discount

[meager saddle]

I hope they do 31% now just cause you said that

[winged folio]

i am mcwonderbeast you can trust me

[glad totem]

Lol

[paper hollow]

What is Hama

Hema

[mental kelp]

Based on the interpretation I had at the time I did it exactly right 🧘‍♂️

[mighty vapor]

Historical european martial arts.

[shell bronze]

meaning your interpretation sucked

and now you can't actually do this technique you gatekeep so hard

get real

[winged folio]

historical asian martial arts

[tall dagger]

throwback

[robust thicket]

DU EL DUEL DUEL!

[winged folio]

or maybe youre talking about historical african martial arts

[glad totem]

Tbh I do hope it is around 20 on discount or more because they deserve the money

[floral vale]

i just highkey curb stomped willie

[glad totem]

It is a new engine and everything right?

[floral vale]

no

[finite bough]

the price is 25$ ig atleast as per https://egdata.app/offers/2f61cd0dd0ed420f845fddfb5751f34f/price

[mental kelp]

#1263248218297339915 message

[meager saddle]

doubt they'd go lower, and either way they're getting a LOT of money with the amount of people already set on buying it

[glad totem]

I thought they was changing it due to the crashes

[glad totem]

Ye

[mighty vapor]

So is the whole thing basically just striking at their weak to bypass their guard?

[mental kelp]

The difference was literally just driving the arms high vs driving low

[mental kelp]

And plus it wasn’t my interp it was some yt fella

[glad totem]

What if

We got quarter sword

[meager saddle]

it's gonna be 3/4 sword

[shell bronze]

what fiore technique is this anyways

[paper hollow]

gabe the guru vs john halfsword

[glad totem]

No sword just Willie fight

Lmao

[meager saddle]

then when it's fully released, like out of early access, we'll have full sword

[mental kelp]

No but because of how half sword is I have to force a strong bind by cutting fast in with alt which is that first cut I do, the actual dupliren comes after which is an outer winding when both you and the opponent remain strong on the sword

[winged folio]

we all know Kale would win

[mental kelp]

You pass over their guard and cut to the face

[tall dagger]

he still tried to fight back T-T

[paper hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/washed-celtics-shaq-gif-16973372524746734607

[mighty vapor]

Oh, neat.

By the way, for a backwards passing step, do you still attack from the side of the backfoot?

Or is there another strategy there?

[paper hollow]

0 connection on that swing

im talking about mine

[mental kelp]

Yea I would do it on the back foot

[chilly dragon]

Does anyone know how to get into freecam in Half Sword (not talking about photo mode but a freecam that can be accessed through the UE5 console)?

[mighty vapor]

I need to learn how to become more intricate with the guards, I think my sensitivity is too high.

[mental kelp]

Look at balancing a good sword too, important for having less flop and a better strong of the sword for parries

[tall dagger]

damn zombies...

[glad totem]

When you realize the is levels to this game 😭

[jolly nexus]

can somebody tell me what's happening tomorrow?

👀

[glad totem]

Half sword release

[mighty vapor]

Who's your favourite master?

[glad totem]

Do you have hyper morphine I have a headache

[shell bronze]

he on his knees for lichtenauer

[chilly dragon]

was the last strike nessecary?

[floral vale]

gave willie the can opener special

[shell bronze]

not really but fun

[gloomy lance]

half sword is happening tomorrow 🔥

[shell bronze]

and we officially have a video to celebrate it

[mental kelp]

Problem is that the top two I would choose are unnamed so I guess I have to say Liechtenauer

[glad totem]

I wish I clipped something earlier

[shell bronze]

pinned for everyone's viewing convenience

[tall dagger]

its always a duel to the death

[glad totem]

I snapped his leg with a kick then chopped off his head in the same move

[low crystal]

soooo weird question but do we know how much the game finna be

[glad totem]

It was clean

[floral vale]

25 bucks before discount

[low crystal]

theres gonna be a discount

[floral vale]

2 week launch discount yes

[gloomy lance]

the video is so tuff chat

downloading at once

[shell bronze]

pat him on the back to give him a pre-fight hug

[zenith breach]

https://tenor.com/view/get-that-yam-off-ya-face-yes-i-love-you-boskoe-ig-live-gif-17120172531313553779

[marsh lintel]

The enemy AI's aim with spears and pitchforks is so unfair. Literally can't do shit against them if you don't have a polearm

[toxic lance]

HALFSWORD TOMORROW

[zenith breach]

weave

but yes

[gloomy lance]

you can go inside

[zenith breach]

they need to fix how players use spears

[gloomy lance]

example : if they're facing you you can go to their right to close distance and use your weapon or a shield to keep their pitchfork or spear at bay

wait let me show you

[marsh lintel]

Even when I try to go close enough not to get stabbed, they straight up kick me in the face and then whack me with the pole

[zenith breach]

and the easiest thing to do is go around it, spin back, back to the spear and go to the left from where you were facing them n go close in

[marsh lintel]

would also be much easier if my own willy would manage to aim higher with spears than the enemy's junk

[zenith breach]

aint no mfing willie kicking you in the face at a face to face distance, you are fighting a bear, i advise you to open half sword and leave the bear enclosure

[mental kelp]

Finishing in one strike against defenseless willie 😱

[zenith breach]

that is what i mean about them fixing it

[zenith breach]

please rephrase

i beg of you

[sharp gulch]

half sword tomorrow

[floral vale]

nope

[outer arrow]

Lie ?

[mental kelp]

Finishing Willie in one stroke 😱

[floral vale]

i decided its best for it to be cancelled

[marsh lintel]

No I shit you not, they sometimes kick me straight up unconscious from less than 10cm distance

[zenith breach]

okay yo

[zenith breach]

bro

[jagged sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ginger-cat-orange-cat-popipo-cat-gif-4712969678505354853

1 MORE DAY

[zenith breach]

did you pirate the game

its fre

[sharp gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

oh wait

i dont have gif

[outer arrow]

Oh right do you guy think is going to have workshop?

[sharp gulch]

perm

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[zenith breach]

why are you fighting a ufc fighter

[sharp gulch]

frick..

[zenith breach]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[outer arrow]

Or we will have to download mod from the nexus

[paper hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1049049539253907479/1354031805568913418/attachment-4.gif

[marsh lintel]

I know what I'm seeing dude. I'm up in his face, his arms aren't up, he kicks and I practically get blackscreened immediately

[paper hollow]

im so fucking fat bro

[zenith breach]

do you crouch at all

[gloomy lance]

mackinglouie's slam was so tuff

[silent brook]

Playing halfsword on a steam deck is so fun

It is really laggy though

[zenith breach]

i highly doubt, your bio requires a lot of movement

[shell bronze]

he representing wrestling in the edit