halfsword-chat-⚔

[vast willow]

the grape

[long bone]

I have it installed but I have to finish msc first

[ashen sluice]

that looks like a headbutt

[heady cloak]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m0sUI0KMyLKzw1aAc?invite=cr-MSxJV0YsMzU0OTUwNTM3&v=5 snapped his neck

[past abyss]

also the picture looks sick

[tropic kernel]

Oh look theres 3 of us

[vast willow]

the hell is msc

[runic portal]

Fire pic

[vast willow]

massive stem cell

[ashen sluice]

OH GOD WILLIE IS GOING TERMINAL VELOCITY JESUS CHRIST HELp

[feral moon]

https://tenor.com/view/discombobulate-sherlock-sherlock-holmes-gif-14388058

[dreamy pelican]

Man, eating this taco bell... it reminds me of the things im thankful for, such as halfsword EA coming out tomorrow

[long bone]

my summer car

[tropic kernel]

My summer car

[past abyss]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tropic kernel]

Hive mind

[dreamy pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1465917293195428035/CnP_27012026_215138.gif

[vast willow]

i've heard that name before

[sleek gull]

I own MSC, I really need to give it an honest play through

[runic portal]

Yes you do

[dreamy pelican]

Yall should play outer wilds

[ashen sluice]

HE WENT TERMINAL VELOCITY AGAIN

[heady cloak]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m0sUI0KMyLKzw1aAc?invite=cr-MSxJV0YsMzU0OTUwNTM3&v=5

[tropic kernel]

It is rather frustrating to learn but really rewarding

[long bone]

fr

[long bone]

I think we shouldn't talk about MSC here

[fleet nimbus]

wait... so the version thats releasing on friday doesnt have improved gore?????????????????????

[tropic kernel]

Yeah i think we might have triggered the msc hive mind

[ashen sluice]

what gayn is ther in blodspylt, twyxt us?

[long bone]

I think it does

[boreal dirge]

it has a completely new gore system

[fallen vault]

Halfsword…

[ashen sluice]

oh god its doing the glitch again where i keep falling

[vast willow]

do yall fw slurpcore

[dim arrow]

aw man

[ashen sluice]

no new gore, but new blood

[merry grail]

Im pretty sure its a improved everything lmao

[fallen vault]

I give you 3 seconds to release

[ashen sluice]

new gore is coming out in a few months after release

[long bone]

new blood mentioned

[vast willow]

new blood like

the company

[tropic kernel]

Of course i love slurping things! (I have no idea)

[merry grail]

Ultrakill's gonna be in half sword??

[long bone]

me too lol

[boreal dirge]

the publisher that published that one game

[ashen sluice]

oh god

[wheat leaf]

What in gods name is slurpcore

[long bone]

V1 the eater of willies

[dim arrow]

bro wtf happend to the other guy

[ashen sluice]

music where its just a person drinking from a cup (probably)

[merry grail]

Cerberus is gonna be the final boss of half sword bro

[ashen sluice]

he got banned.

[fallen vault]

Got obliterated

[dim arrow]

why

[ashen sluice]

for trolling i guess

being off topic too much

[tropic kernel]

Are we fr gonna start about Ultrakill too rn

[wheat leaf]

Who got banned? Aw man I missed the spectacles

[tropic kernel]

Good game tho

[vast willow]

https://tenor.com/view/sack-clan-bald-yub-sunglasses-mask-gif-26557356

[dim arrow]

thank god i did not send one more off topic vid or i would be gone

[fleet nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/interesting-intrigued-gif-21376129

[long bone]

willie parrying the charge attack with rules of nature playing on the background

[vast willow]

what guy

[dim arrow]

FORGIVE ME MODS grant me leave to live

[ashen sluice]

bro these fuckass physics

[fallen vault]

So excited for halfsword early access

[dim arrow]

uhh he dead

[fallen vault]

I hope it’s free

[vast willow]

nah it's gonna be willie prime

[long bone]

me too

[vast willow]

who die

[vital perch]

oh really? which one

[vast willow]

d

[wheat leaf]

Boy do I got news for you

[fleet nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-meme-funny-gif-15847690455777189602

[fallen vault]

Even if it does cost money I’ll lowkey buy it

[ashen sluice]

DEAR GOD HES GOING TERMINAL VELOCITY

[fallen vault]

[wheat leaf]

It’ll be like 25 bens

[long bone]

unstoppable force

[ashen sluice]

devs please please keep this ingame

[vast willow]

did someone post a slur or something who got banned

[vital perch]

iirc you're canadian?

[wheat leaf]

Yessir

[tropic kernel]

Its gonna be 25 bucks with a discount the first 2 weeks

[vital perch]

amazing mod mindset

[ashen sluice]

he is a force not to be reckoned with

[hidden whale]

2 more sleeps until Aea

[vital perch]

noted

[wheat leaf]

I’ll be paying like 30-35 for halfsword cause of that

W taxes n allat

[quiet gulch]

got jaunted

[elfin abyss]

Full sword soon

[willow flume]

I’m down to pay whatever for it as long as it goes to the devs and lets em make more lol

[gilded veldt]

hello!!

[vast willow]

what class would even fit to have gloves that aren't metal

[topaz glade]

Is the price decided yet

[quiet gulch]

stop, stop, my sword can only get so full

[elfin abyss]

BELOW 30 dollars

[long bone]

no, we only have approximates

[vast willow]

three quarters sword

[tight bear]

I took off work short notice for the release.

[gilded veldt]

its gonna be 25 dollars

[vital perch]

under 30 USD + 2 week discount

[elfin abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1463032999410139188/tenor.gif

[wheat leaf]

T2-4

[willow flume]

I might have to be sick or something Friday

[wheat leaf]

4-6 for chainmail gloves

[vast willow]

why would farmers have gloves

[quiet gulch]

im hedging my bets on 25$ down to ~20 with discount

[vital perch]

insane sentence , almost like saying:

Yo how old is the 21 year old

[willow flume]

Clean!

[wheat leaf]

Idk, working mitts or something, def not chainmail but like leather or cloth mittens

[long bone]

all the demo willies are the soul of a single willie being tortured for eternity forced to fight himself

[vast willow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1212196150652702824/1420010291655081994/uncaption.gif

[tight bear]

A close friend (me) passed away and you need time for the funeral.

I got you.

[vast willow]

nah it's willies afterimages including the player

[willow flume]

Oh you might be the goat

[vast willow]

the real willie is in hopium bunker

[ashen sluice]

uncultured me when i first watched mrzacnono and half sword did not have a clue in the world why he was calling them willies

[willow flume]

Uncultured swine! 😂

[wheat leaf]

He’s called Willie cause he’s a mushroom

Duh

[vast willow]

so willie is a fungus

[wheat leaf]

Yes

[long bone]

is that the reason of the mushroom?

I still didn't get to know it

[wheat leaf]

He is the genetic descendant of fungi

[ashen sluice]

you have an ai slop picture of a green cat as candy floss.

[long bone]

willie is a warhammer 40k ork

[vast willow]

bro i thought this dude name was fucking thick bird with an exclamation mark

[ashen sluice]

i dont care who called me an uncultured swine but i definitely dont wanna hear it from that

[tropic kernel]

Seriously???

[ashen sluice]

"hey there"

[quiet gulch]

we've been trying to reach yo about your cart's extended warranty

[wheat leaf]

Hey, that’s me. Your probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

[tight bear]

I tell everyone in life that when I die they knew me very well and need time for the funeral and to process it. 😅

[soft osprey]

It was community lore about Willie being a fungus because when you hit him white puffs come out, they all look the same, can live with missing limbs and what not. People slowly forgot it though

[dim arrow]

mrzac eye eye here

[ashen sluice]

mrzacyesyes

[vast willow]

are the white puffs from an extremely old version

[ashen sluice]

mrzacnono when he meets mrzaneyesyes

[long bone]

thanks

[ashen sluice]

hes so wonderful

[soft osprey]

I would wear his face as a mask if I could, hes so handsome

[ashen sluice]

ah

[vital perch]

reminds me of that one meet the medic scene:

"kill me."
"later."

[tropic kernel]

@long bone What else do we have in common we play the exact same games and have the exact same hobbies/interests

[ashen sluice]

im scared...

[vast willow]

pal what

[long bone]

idk lol

[wheat leaf]

Gotta keep the og ball knowledge alive

[ashen sluice]

i dont want willie to touch my willie .... :(

[tropic kernel]

Metal gear series? Rising in particular

[long bone]

yes

[ashen sluice]

pitchfork is so goated bruh

[soft osprey]

I think we need a new rule that you need to have the halfsword tag if you’re in the server or you get blacklisted from buying halfsword

[long bone]

I have it

[warm thicket]

ok bro what

[soft osprey]

And then I should also get paid for every person i ban

[tropic kernel]

Are you the homeless dude who lives in my attic?

[ashen sluice]

whats the rule about the half sword fight club?

[wheat leaf]

In addition to every member paying a monthly subscription to be spared from mod abuse

[long bone]

maybe lol

[vast willow]

you will own nothing and be happy

[ashen sluice]

LIMBOOOO

[tropic kernel]

Peak

[wheat leaf]

Halfsword monthly subscription based purchase for 2026 🔥 🔥 🔥

[quiet gulch]

wait a minute

[cyan cloud]

Who up halfing they sword?

[ashen sluice]

everybody that pays for the kickstarter gets the early access for free when it releases ^

[tropic kernel]

Half sword battle pass for 11,99 a month

[quiet gulch]

what if the abyss....is just all the willies, yours included, trying to get out of the abyss, meeting eachother in the dark?

[ashen sluice]

mrzacnono is scary

[heady cloak]

im halfing my sword nr

[long bone]

half sword having to pay 5 dollars for each time you enter the game

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1465786109429809329/Bez_tytuu.gif

[wheat leaf]

🤤 yasss king I need rapid content for my short attention span

[timber pilot]

subtle foreshadowing

[vital perch]

also p2w loot boxes

[quiet gulch]

'half-cord' thats a good one

[ashen sluice]

gulp,,,

[wheat leaf]

just what this game needs lowkey

[vast willow]

is charlie still stuck trying to beat baron

[ashen sluice]

february 31st of 2026

[quiet gulch]

real money lootboxes suck but having a 'random gear' mode thing might be nice

[wheat leaf]

I’m seeing a major lack of micro transactions to acquire extra trinkets and goodies of the likes

[neon stone]

are the blood crashes fixed n ultimate challenge

in*

[long bone]

unlocking skins for each weapon based on how much you pay in the game

[timber pilot]

hes going for a 2nd run

[severe pollen]

You get full sword

[mental kelp]

Clueless mentioned 😂 🔥

[vast willow]

wait why is he the mf that's above the dudes that use the weird square daggers but below knights

on baron

[neon stone]

are the blood crashes fixed in ultimate challenge

[wheat leaf]

The spontaneous hate is wild, keep up the good work

[vital perch]

if he saw this first he would've pinged me

[dim arrow]

would the civil war have ended if william tecumseh sherman had a chinese guandao

[quiet gulch]

wait we hating on clueless now?

[wheat leaf]

Absolutely not don’t you say a word about my pookiebear

[vital perch]

he's my husband

@sleek gull can confirm

[ashen sluice]

reverse grip confirmed

[wheat leaf]

NoOOOO !!!1!!1

[quiet gulch]

wasnt it in the trailer?

[vital perch]

"mom said it's my turn on the xbox."

[wheat leaf]

Your not invited to my birthday party anymore

[dapper basalt]

did someone say mushroom

[rapid pond]

On a dagger yea

[ashen sluice]

erm how the fuck

[ashen sluice]

yeah i was just making a joke

[quiet gulch]

wood pen confirmed

[shell bronze]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G9_qL1zbIAECqOZ.gif

[runic portal]

caption this

[vital perch]

😔

[shell bronze]

wipe your mouth when you're done

[wheat leaf]

Insane

[quiet gulch]

freshly minted corpse: youre next

[rapid pond]

Its that time of the month again

[ashen sluice]

dequitem

[quiet gulch]

https://tenor.com/tnwHfsbAy0k.gif

[warped apex]

These pants be movin

[lone sequoia]

are the weapons used by the full armored knights bugged? the weapons seem to have no collision

[mental kelp]

Uncomely mod behavior

[wheat leaf]

Yer bugged

[mental kelp]

Hello mcwonderbeast

[rapid pond]

Msswonderousfeast

[ashen sluice]

"i am halfing my sword rn" -mrzacnono

[wheat leaf]

The feature, a creature feature, featuring.. the creature

[ashen sluice]

MRBEAST??

[shell bronze]

mcwonder protects

[rapid pond]

Mcwonderingwhyimadeclulessamod

[ashen sluice]

willie has a double chijn

[quiet gulch]

im so tired of overly sanitized discords that dnt allow streaming in chanels or outside emotes or other things like that, this kinda discord is much more fun and better

[wheat leaf]

Mcwondering where it all went wrong..

[runic portal]

thats hurting tommorow

[ashen sluice]

half sword more like half a head 😂

[wheat leaf]

We should all be thankful rn lowkey, these are the last 2 days of halfsword chat being without a chat cooldown

[quiet gulch]

😔

[ashen sluice]

my dumbass willie falling for no reason

[runic portal]

yes

[gilded veldt]

how long do you think the slowmode will stay for before chat calms down

[ashen sluice]

it does that for some reason in the ultimate challenge

[wheat leaf]

Kinda is lmao, most YouTubers are kinda ballz at the game

[ashen sluice]

it honestly is

[runic portal]

feels like this

[wheat leaf]

Not sure, could be a week, could be 7 months.

[quiet gulch]

i actually think slowmode will come up BEFORE release

[lone spade]

Did I find a forbidden run technique?
First part is the normal shift run.
The last parts are the weird swinging run.

[runic portal]

Lobotomy through forhead

[rapid pond]

You found a worse way to hit shift

[lone spade]

It was faster?

[gilded veldt]

yeowch

[rapid pond]

True

But

[lone spade]

So?

Faster

[rapid pond]

Speeeen

[lone spade]

Speedrunners can use this technique

For abyss

[ashen sluice]

game glitching?

[wheat leaf]

I’ve always loved the lack of expression, no matter how fucked up willie is he just as a monotone “this is fine” face

[runic portal]

still my favorite picture ive taken, he seems so traumatized

[wheat leaf]

I stand corrected, he expresses fear too

[compact flare]

what time is halfsword coming out on friday

[long bone]

I think it might be a reference to medieval paintings

[runic portal]

Mario jump

[rapid pond]

24:59:59:99

[fallen condor]

question

[past briar]

im gonna risk it having already been discussed but im really looking forward to the full release however ive no clue if a price has been announced?

[fallen condor]

how in the world do you deal with spears?

[compact flare]

thanks man

[runic portal]

6pm for me ugggh

[rapid pond]

Pinned messages

[gilded veldt]

under 30 dollars, likely 25 dollars, definitely on sale for the first 2 weeks

[humble iris]

15 to 25 is the range (with included discount)

[long bone]

https://tenor.com/kgwIazctPBs.gif

waiting for half sword to release

[past briar]

oh yall are goats

[past abyss]

RAHHH

[rapid pond]

Guh

[humble iris]

after discount will probably be 25

[onyx narwhal]

Pick a card.

[rapid pond]

Any card

[ashen sluice]

i love scammers entering my dms for no reason

[ashen sluice]

step into ze yard

[heady cloak]

i pick ▒

[long bone]

hit his head

[onyx narwhal]

make him beg.

[past briar]

ik its dumb and sounds simple but i feel like deflecting then counter attacking is usually best for me at least, i also half sword and use the flat of whatever weapon im using to push their weapon up and out of the way or to the side, it works 7/8 out of 10 times for me.

[heady cloak]

crack his skull like a rotten egg

[shell bronze]

you know a game has made it when the main chats start quoting the trailers word for word

[runic portal]

do this to them

[long bone]

push his face into ze mud

[ashen sluice]

bet

[fallen condor]

I havent been able to do that. That was my idea as well but i cant get my weapon to work that well

[ashen sluice]

ill do this to the scammers

[past briar]

i like using the handle of the two handes axe or one side of a longsword, im not really into the shields

[past briar]

this jumpscared me

[long bone]

why is he smiling lol

[past briar]

also when in doubt... two handed candlestick

[rapid pond]

Bathe a blade in the BASTARDS blood

[runic portal]

i'll do this

[dapper basalt]

who sung in the trailer?

was it one of you guys

[ashen sluice]

the jester

[dapper basalt]

who the hells the jester

[long bone]

[long bone]

this guy I think

[ashen sluice]

this is the jester

[dapper basalt]

do i get to slice him up in early access?

[gusty flame]

Deal him pain

[ashen sluice]

yes

depends

idk

he might the final boss

[rapid pond]

Sever a vehehehin

[rapid pond]

GOD i hope so

[gusty flame]

Drive a spike through his hedgeborn brain

[dapper basalt]

he will feel my wrath

[rapid pond]

Take a blow to the head

[dapper basalt]

i already hate him during the trailer

[odd plover]

when the game comes out how much would it be?

[gusty flame]

When was the last time you really bled?

[rapid pond]

Pinned

[ashen sluice]

deal him pain, sever a vein

[runic portal]

jesus

[rapid pond]

CLAW YOUR WAY TO DE TOP

[shell sky]

what did this man do to you ? stare at you too long

[mental cargo]

25 dollars and there will be a 2 week discount

[gusty flame]

LET THE CORPSES BE YOUR CROP

[hidden whale]

swat them away, and then com ein close with halfsword

[rapid pond]

MAKE THEM BEG

[gusty flame]

MAKE THEM BLEED

[runic portal]

Yes

[shell sky]

so 15 bucks ?

[rapid pond]

I CAN GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED

[mental cargo]

hopefully

[gusty flame]

RICHES

[rapid pond]

POWER

[shell sky]

if its 15 im copping it first minute

[deep brook]

LOVE OF THE CROWD?!

[gusty flame]

inhale

[long bone]

COME AND MAKE YOUR DADA PROUD

[rapid pond]

COME AND MAKE YOU DADS PROUD

[deep brook]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[maiden beacon]

laughter

[gusty flame]

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[deep brook]

can we have the background song to the trailer please

[gusty flame]

HAHAHAHEOOTOEORUAHHH

[rapid pond]

"Dramatic card flip"

[hasty reef]

https://egdata.app/offers/2f61cd0dd0ed420f845fddfb5751f34f/price

[gusty flame]

Early Access

Coming

[deep brook]

i'd cop half sword if I could

[gusty flame]

30 January 2026

[runic portal]

anyone wanna join him i need one more

[ashen sluice]

i really hope when EA comes out, the full song of the jester is sung

[deep brook]

but i don't think i can when it drops

[brisk tendon]

U sure that’s real?

[rapid pond]

Early access coming so hard, real not click bait 60fps

[rapid pond]

Yes

[unreal temple]

1 day and 17 hours.

CAN WE GET A PRICE CHECK!!!

[ashen sluice]

its from epic games

[shell sky]

13.50 BUCKS IS INSANE HAHAHA

[hasty reef]

Hope so too :D

[brisk tendon]

What about steam!

[rapid pond]

I would also love the OTHER one

[rapid pond]

Same prices

[ashen sluice]

steam doesnt show

[hasty reef]

Yup, seems like it at least, we'll know in 2 days but it gives a good idea

[rapid pond]

I love the other jester song

[long bone]

no one is going to buy it from epic games I think

[rapid pond]

The one mcwonder hates

[clear yoke]

tbh they could charge 40 USD and I'd still buy it immediately; I've put more hours into the demos / playtest than I have some 60-80 USD games

[hasty reef]

Haha

[hidden whale]

pick a cearrrrd any cearrrrddd

[rapid pond]

"Who wants to grab the finest steel whithout aquiring any skill ? You dirty beggar !"

[dapper basalt]

the jester sounds like every other person on vc

[shell sky]

why is it falling off after 8 days

[coarse tusk]

2 days

[rapid pond]

Jester sounds like my friends on a good killstreak

[hasty reef]

No no, "The Fall Off" by J.Cole :D

It's a rap album

[long bone]

who thinks he has more lives than a cat and has no respect for a deadly threat, you dirty peasant!

[gusty flame]

The jester laughter at the end is just a guy spending 4 hours on ea

[ashen sluice]

theres going to be a day and night cycle and a freeroam map guys.

[zenith breach]

https://tenor.com/view/lobotomy-gif-17167871613916111579

[long bone]

my computer is going to implode into a black hole

[rapid pond]

Who risks his life dancing like a fool as its a game and not a duel ? You dirty commoner !

[long bone]

https://tenor.com/bkQUa.gif

[zenith breach]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-funny-confiscated-ominous-meme-gif-15499741898661421269

[gusty flame]

Who needs to learn proper respect, who needs to learn the meaning of death, You lowly soldier!

[past abyss]

25 dollars is confirmed

[ashen sluice]

okay but like waht the fuck

[long bone]

unstoppable force starts playing

[past abyss]

by me

im willie

[shell bronze]

whatever these guys are saying i guess

[jolly elk]

freaky ahh willie

[rapid pond]

So step into the game once more enjoy the death the glory the gore but dont you ever dare to forget, you get killed here you stay dead MUAHAHHA

[zenith breach]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[ashen sluice]

LMAO

[dapper basalt]

i love when my willie do the dance

[ashen sluice]

oh lord

[gusty flame]

Half Sword
The Fools Update
demo available now

[zenith breach]

A MONTH?

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-3664374138885563044

[long bone]

lmao

[gusty flame]

https://tenor.com/view/sweaty-sweat-heat-hot-wipe-sweat-gif-17716050

[dapper basalt]

CHARLIE IS IN

[deep brook]

oh... he's just like me...

[ashen sluice]

who wants to grab the finest steel before acquiring any skill

[deep brook]

HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR!!

[rapid pond]

Half sword

The humbling update

[gusty flame]

You filthy beggar!

[zenith breach]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-half-sword-half-sword-hi-chat-gif-5638455273862533523

[rapid pond]

[long bone]

wtf lol

[rapid pond]

Tf is that monstruosity

[ashen sluice]

who thinks he has more lives than a cat and has no respect for a deadly threat?

[zenith breach]

eilliw

[dapper basalt]

it's the guy from whiplash

[gusty flame]

You dirty peasant!

[dapper basalt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jk-simmons-e7N9oNgRAEjII

[zenith breach]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-gaming-halfsword-gif-7801855342474474189

[rapid pond]

Would

[zenith breach]

brisk tea goated

[gusty flame]

Not half my sword

[ashen sluice]

who rushed to risk his life like a fool as if it's a game and not a duel

[warped apex]

I fought a headless willy

[zenith breach]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-meme-funny-hs-gif-4014222138429289742

[warped apex]

well undead

[gusty flame]

You, dirty commoner!

[zenith breach]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-dynamite-crazy-boris-boris-dungeon-dungeons-and-dragons-gif-15689948048155489294

[zenith breach]

the gif to cause wars

[ashen sluice]

who needs to learn proper respect, who needs to learn the meaning of death?

[gusty flame]

tf2 headless horsemen

[gusty flame]

You, lowly soldier!

[long bone]

demoknight should be a character in half sword

[boreal dirge]

they need to add this as a halloween special mode

[ashen sluice]

so step into the lists once more enjoy the death, the danger, the gore

[gusty flame]

But dont you ever to forget

[gusty flame]

You could recreate it

Like

[ashen sluice]

HUH

LMFAO

[gusty flame]

In EA you could get a greatsword

[ashen sluice]

THATS FROM THIS GAME

[feral dew]

Cuckold

[ashen sluice]

HAHAHHSJF

[feral dew]

So you can say that

[zenith breach]

how dare you

[gusty flame]

And then some armor and a shield

[feral dew]

What did you even say

[ashen sluice]

wait what about this

[dapper basalt]

why u saying sensitive content man

[ashen sluice]

okay thats aloud?

[gusty flame]

And try and recreate a charge then behead their head off

[dapper basalt]

trying to hurt my feelings?

[ashen sluice]

bro

[zenith breach]

wait its all halberd? always has been

[ashen sluice]

"Your message could not be sent. Discord detected that it may contain sensitive content, which is not allowed in this server."

[strange raven]

This chat moves so fast it feels like a twitch stream, good lord

[ashen sluice]

is it so bad that discord detects it as real gore?

[long bone]

I'll never be a black scottish cyclops 🙁

[zenith breach]

who here plays the ghost games

[zenith breach]

thought discord didnt care abt actual gore being sent

[shell bronze]

reposting because i need gang to represent

[zenith breach]

i saw a lot of that here bruh

[past abyss]

alright

[ashen sluice]

br9o

okay i cant even send it

[rapid pond]

Show current results my fella

[shell bronze]

that would be telling

[zenith breach]

put a liveleak watermark in the corner

[rapid pond]

Sad

[shell bronze]

we're almost done

[ashen sluice]

rip willie

[rapid pond]

COMMON GUYS

[long bone]

[rapid pond]

3 MORE AT LEAST

[zenith breach]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-roblox-death-roblox-liveleak-roblox-murder-roblox-funny-gif-17890387568218584448

[shell bronze]

tap in

[rapid pond]

How tf are you that strong

[ashen sluice]

this is the image so bad that discord thought was real gore btw

[shell bronze]

we're 3-4 clips out

[zenith breach]

wdym

[shell bronze]

represent halfcord's hype and be eternalized

[rapid pond]

Punch THROUGHT someone and break their neck whithout twisting it

[zenith breach]

im him

[runic portal]

kebab

[ashen sluice]

eleven powers bruh

[shell bronze]

jojo powers

[ashen sluice]

yummy

[long bone]

15 year olds in jojo

[placid flare]

two days two days!

SURVIVE!

[zenith breach]

yippee

[placid flare]

SURVIVE FOR TWO DAYS!

[ashen sluice]

15 years olds are in jojo

[placid flare]

WE CAN MAKE OUR DADA PROUD

[zenith breach]

why willie got a phatty

[placid flare]

WE CAN STEP INTO ZE YARD!

[long bone]

always had

[placid flare]

IN TWO DAYS!

[ashen sluice]

a specific 15 year old got done horrible stuff to in jojo's that are unspeakable and heinous crimes which i cannot discuss!

[vague sonnet]

this is a bardiche halberd are more constructive not bardiche but def not a halberd u can search in google a halberd is way more different

[zenith breach]

guys im gonna go

i still value my life

[placid flare]

see you in two days

[shell bronze]

point of image is proven

[long bone]

this is not a bardiche at all

[zenith breach]

you are dumb

that is not a bardiche

[rapid pond]

Pointi stik

[shell bronze]

point
of
image
proven 😂😂😂😂😂

[ashen sluice]

not this again

[placid flare]

step intooooo ze yard.

[zenith breach]

a bardiche is one uniform piece of metal based off of a danish sword

[ashen sluice]

both are blades on a fckin stickj

[zenith breach]

a halberd by definition must stab slice, pull off of a horse

[placid flare]

nah bardiches are like an axe with a cresent blade

[zenith breach]

im not doing this, im kidding

[zenith breach]

yes

[rapid pond]

It took y'all ZERO effort to make yall argue lmao

[placid flare]

its a polearm technically

[zenith breach]

literally

[placid flare]

but it can function like an axe technically

[zenith breach]

based off of a danish viking axe

[placid flare]

its blade is axe like

[shell bronze]

i'm telling you bro it's an actual problem

[ashen sluice]

pointy sticks are dangerous

[shell bronze]

had to make that image

[placid flare]

which is based off a woodcutting axe (an axe dedicated for woodcutting)

[rapid pond]

Classified medieval documents boutta leak

[zenith breach]

the parentheses were needed

[shell bronze]

the baron papers

[ashen sluice]

willie files\

[zenith breach]

the pope files

[shell bronze]

showcasing his tyranny

[zenith breach]

the same thought yo

[placid flare]

yes because people don't know all axes can cut wood

but some will break

[ashen sluice]

woodsman axe from half swoprd

[strange raven]

Anything can cut wood if it’s moving fast enough

[zenith breach]

not everything can stay intact after

[placid flare]

anyways we can crack willie's skull like a rotten egg

[small sleet]

does anyone know how much will the game cost?

[heady cloak]

someone pick heads or tails

[long bone]

there's a guy who cut a log using a plastic knife

[strange raven]

Tails

[zenith breach]

head please 🤤

[strange raven]

[heady cloak]

tysm you picked right

[strange raven]

[placid flare]

drive a spike into his hedgeborn brain!

[strange raven]

What did I pick

[heady cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-uno-uno-reverse-card-uno-cards-uno-reverse-card-meme-gif-12483429616104088768

[zenith breach]

plancon gets the spikes removed

and becomes thick asf

[heady cloak]

you won me $5

[strange raven]

WHAT

LMAO

[muted granite]

check pinned

[zenith breach]

25 prolly

under 30 is what is promised

ea prolly gonna make a sale when it releases

[strange raven]

29.99

[long bone]

[zenith breach]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-funny-confiscated-ominous-meme-gif-15499741898661421269

bye yo

[long bone]

bye

[zenith breach]

kiss me bye bye

[runic portal]

He knows hes doomed

[muted granite]

oh crud

[ashen sluice]

billhook better than placon

[small sleet]

i checked all pinned messages but couldnt find it

[harsh imp]

first project on photoshop, i dont like it, but what do yall think

[muted granite]

second one

[small sleet]

but i might just be blind though

[runic portal]

Fire

[small sleet]

im blind ig ty

[muted granite]

woa

[gilded veldt]

looks pretty good!

[muted granite]

mb for covering that

[small glen]

Every single Swiss Resident jumps off a cliff each time someone calls their weapon by a French name

[small sleet]

do u know how big dicount?

[long bone]

nice

[harsh imp]

thank you guys, i literally just downloaded photoshop after working with paint.net, i usually do fight posters for AFC (dm me if you wanna join) but i decided to switch it up and try sum different

[ashen sluice]

25 -> 15

usd

[harsh imp]

legushatnik is always on acid or something bc wtf is this 😭

[molten galleon]

I'm 5 bucks short :(

[small sleet]

wow

nice

[long bone]

using the sun as a flashlight

[small sleet]

im defenitly buying it

[shell bronze]

salvia

[harsh imp]

yes bro 😭😭

[shell bronze]

you wanna tap into this little compilation i got going on boss

trying to capture the community's pre early access hype

[ashen sluice]

ordered a hamburger, got a "Hamburg <3"

[small glen]

are you able to dm the current version

[dapper basalt]

i had a dream

[shell bronze]

it's big enough now to break file size limit

but i have another peek at it

[ashen sluice]

am i part of it?

[dapper basalt]

i was at college and everyone was a willie

[small glen]

so 10mb for you...?

[shell bronze]

yes

[heady cloak]

i would be willing to

[dapper basalt]

and spoke in that same accent

[shell bronze]

tap in

screaming and your own voice optional

[ashen sluice]

i made him stab himself

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086506182090440794/1466097491601522915/Screen_Recording_20260127_174532_CapCut.mp4?ex=697b8130&is=697a2fb0&hm=08cacab3e975d106d21ef8ce62e6ab2098ea815e035e40ead75ba887804763e8&

[fallen glacier]

https://egdata.app/offers/2f61cd0dd0ed420f845fddfb5751f34f/price

[quiet gulch]

called it

[snow gulch]

is it a thrill of the fight league? notice you've also got avoid friended

[harsh imp]

No

its a halfsword league

[snow gulch]

how does that work

[harsh imp]

Well once split screen comes out we will most likely be using parsec

its a gameshare kinda thing

i used to have mad beef with O-avoid we were supposed to fight in CBL for thrill of the fight

[runic portal]

Why do they stand like those drug zombies

[elfin finch]

half sword is tomorrow's tomorrow

essentially tomorrow

[snow gulch]

im probably gonna continue fighting in leagues when theres something to make blocking more realistic

[harsh imp]

True that

[ashen sluice]

bruises are coming tho half sword months or weeks after release

and better gore

[harsh imp]

you do know this shit is fake right 😭

[shell bronze]

is the 2019-2020 fearmongering back guys

[harsh imp]

potentially

[elfin finch]

I'm so scared now

[ashen sluice]

i got a dm from someone named haryzinn and texted them

[fallen glacier]

computer address?

[steady ice]

Been peer pressured to charge

[ashen sluice]

am i hacked now?

[steady ice]

*share

[runic portal]

send this to someone else or you doe

die

[shell bronze]

make me a clip for the comp my boy

i need people to rep the set

[thick plume]

me when i doe

[ashen sluice]

" 🍇r" is crazy

[shell sky]

are we serious right neow bro

[ashen sluice]

serious words dont need to be censored

[fleet maple]

i rellsaly csnnt waaasasitt tnananymoree,,,,

[past abyss]

who the hell are you bro

[vestal hare]

What’s good! Anyone wanna accept my friend request?

[ashen sluice]

yes yes

:333

[tranquil lantern]

Bro😭😭😭

[pulsar swift]

Facebook maxing

[fallen glacier]

House of Savoy

[long bone]

lmao

[grand tulip]

ONE DAY!

DNE OAY!

OAY DNE!

UNTIL HALF SWORD

[steady ice]

I’m sorry guys

[hasty reef]

Half sword is comming tomorrow!

[trail walrus]

2?

1 and 17 hrs for me 🙁

[ashen sluice]

hi guys my name is haryzinn im apparentl some very evil guy

[steady ice]

It’s coming in 2 for me

[grand tulip]

brit💔

[ashen sluice]

half sword is coming in two days for me

[hasty reef]

Ahh haha, you can say half sword is tomorrow in 1h :)

[ashen sluice]

6 hours

[harsh imp]

no clue what that means but okay

[fallen glacier]

WAIT I'm wrong, this appears to be the Georgian National Emblem. I apologize. I said House of Savoy since there's also Savoyard Crosses in the demo

[shell bronze]

@harsh imp

tap in

[long bone]

no way

[hasty reef]

Wtf lol

[past abyss]

brasil?

[long bone]

sim

[past abyss]

nem fudendo

foda

anyways back to english

[long bone]

yes lol

[ashen sluice]

Half sweord tomorrow

[hasty reef]

Did saying that get banned? lol

[tranquil lantern]

Why the freak is this blocked😭

[past abyss]

idk why they banned it

half of a sword tomorrow

[hasty reef]

Half Sward Tomorrow

[tranquil lantern]

Haffswerd tomorrow

[ashen sluice]

"Banned for avoiding automod"

😭

[hasty reef]

I found a way to bypass it

[fallen glacier]

Ha­lf swo­rd tomo­rrow

[ashen sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/demogorgon-stranger-things-stranger-things-5-stranger-things-season-5-demogorgons-gif-4264711901798065397

Fuckk

Oh there

[upper wyvern]

HALF OF THE SWORD TOMORROW

[soft osprey]

It was added because people were spamming the hell out of it for a while. But now That it’s actually true, we might remove it lol

[hasty reef]

Wow, how?

[ashen sluice]

Bett

[vestal hare]

#🧠rot

[hasty reef]

Haha yeah, now that it's actually tomorrow I think it should be fine, we should let them spam it only today :D

[fallen glacier]

1450 confirmed

[ashen sluice]

Liarr

Thats ai

[snow gulch]

oh i thought it was onf riday its only tomorrow? fire

[vestal hare]

Halfsword in -576 years!

[fallen glacier]

no, pulled the texture from the old demo

[harsh imp]

I gotchu

[ashen sluice]

Everyone knows its 1473

[ashen sluice]

Oh...

[snow gulch]

nvm its on friday still 😔

[shell bronze]

yessir

[heavy folio]

its now halfsword is 1451

[dark yoke]

how’s it coming along

[past abyss]

halfsword TODAY??????

[shell bronze]

3 left

[dark yoke]

halfsword yesterday??

[dark yoke]

cool beans, excited to see the full thing!

the last process you posted looked cool ash

[past abyss]

@shell bronze WHY is the word lablubu banned

[hasty reef]

Friday is tomorrow for some people :)

[shell bronze]

rotting of the brain

[heavy folio]

halfsword next year

[fallen glacier]

41 hours and 40 minutes

[snow gulch]

wouldnt it be on saturday for them?

[runic portal]

feels like ice skating

[past abyss]

im Will

[fallen glacier]

no

[hasty reef]

For me "tomorrow" is friday

[fallen glacier]

they still have to wait the same amount of time as we do

[heavy folio]

are yall ready for release next year

[fallen glacier]

it's just that their timezone is closer to the drop

[hasty reef]

Excuse me?

[fallen glacier]

everyone has to wait the same 41 hours

[heavy folio]

1 year and 41 hours

[past abyss]

sabubu lex 🤣

[fallen glacier]

oh wtf I thought it was 2026 I'm trippin

[hasty reef]

It is indeed in the same moment in time for all of us :)

[soft osprey]

He said “are yall ready for release next year”

[past abyss]

im Wilhelm Halfsword Fischer

[hasty reef]

Ah, I see, thank you very much :)

[snow gulch]

yeah but what time is it for you

would it drop late friday for you?

[hasty reef]

12:23 AM

[gilded frigate]

Boy if you cant afford Half Sword early access... go cut a lawn!

[hasty reef]

Friday 6 PM if I'm not wrong

[harsh imp]

I just sounded like Slaughter to prevail hitting one of his metal notes bruh

[snow gulch]

ah so friday is literally in 24 hours for you mb 😭

[shell bronze]

dw bro i hit the hugh jackman wolverine scream

there's only like 5 people who actually screamed

[hasty reef]

Yeah haha No worries though it's kinda confusing tbh

[fallen glacier]

huge ackman

[snow gulch]

im slow when it comes to processing stuff like when something will release for another timezone 😭

[shell bronze]

who ping

[past abyss]

@shell bronze hi clueless

[hasty reef]

It's alright, I think it's hard for most people, I only get it because I kind of went through this alrady and now I get it for Half Sword haha

[shell bronze]

whats up

[burnt haven]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

He’s clueless

[jagged trail]

will there be inside hitboxes for armor?
currently if i were to stab someone through the back it would go through their chestplate

[noble ginkgo]

Waiter waiter, more armor piercing swords please

[harsh imp]

this shit is embarassing i sound like a cod zombie 😭 im sending it to your dms

[heavy folio]

waiter waiter, give me a huge fuckin hammer

[past abyss]

@shell bronze

[shell bronze]

lmaooo there's way worse in the edit dw

[jagged trail]

very excited for the mallet teased in the trailer

[heavy folio]

i want a hammer from 50k

[shell walrus]

No gif 🙁

[harsh imp]

check dms

[heavy folio]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-12690188040993277699

[noble ginkgo]

I want a mace from warhammer 60k....

[heavy folio]

i want a gun

[noble ginkgo]

Guns are for pussies

[heavy folio]

i want a gun to pistol whip people

[jagged trail]

whack a guy with ghal maraz?

[runic portal]

willie doing takedowns on me and shit

[vestal hare]

I want mace from 2.02k

[heavy folio]

hrmmm yes

[jagged trail]

heard that someone already modded a gun, so likeee

[heavy folio]

Lmao i need MY CHINESE SENSORSHIP

[long bone]

damn

[jagged trail]

THE DISCORD CCP!!!

[runic portal]

he got nien chill

[restive barn]

thats me

and konrad

and luke

[bright coral]

2 days until halfsword

this is more exciting than christmas

[jagged trail]

REAL!

[bright coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-smoking-blunt-blehskibidi-gif-4336732105413285679

[bright coral]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-gif-12253442062695531197

[rapid pond]

He smoken da bluten

[bright coral]

za caten iz smoken da blunten

https://tenor.com/view/happywithoutjt-stan-twitter-dance-white-man-gif-16831888052876107003

ts me when halfsword releases

have yall seen the comments on the yt trailer for early access

funny as fuck bro

[wheat leaf]

Crazy I can’t even repeat this quote without the message being blocked

[jagged trail]

ill be checking them out rn, im intrigued

[wheat leaf]

The brainrot filter so overbearing on my funny

[bright coral]

lmao

you cant count to 10

[rapid pond]

The hate comments are so forced bro

Theres like 3

[bright coral]

i didnt see any

[rapid pond]

And they all just say the same shit

[rapid pond]

Yea they deleted them after we reality checked their behind

One of them called it a scam

[bright coral]

i just saw "this is what 2 years of a tech demo do to a man"

[jagged trail]

"whoever put willy in the studio knew what they were doing"

REAL!

[upper urchin]

pause

[wheat leaf]

That one’s kinda funny

[rapid pond]

Mrzachnono's finnaly gonna have to replay this god forsaken game

[jagged trail]

A SCAM, yikes man

[bright coral]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-fact-checked-alien-fakt-zheked-true-gif-818054962495396425

[jagged trail]

im so hyped for all the features shown to us
like unbelievably hyped

[rapid pond]

He was trying to convince others to not buy the ea lol

[jagged trail]

id pay twice if i could

[rapid pond]

Shit i might even offer the game to friends

[bright coral]

the new game modes have me so excited

[wheat leaf]

Buy someone else a copy

[jagged trail]

🤔

[wheat leaf]

I plan on it if I can

[bright coral]

narrow passageway is about to be goated

[rapid pond]

New gore new modes new game tbh

[bright coral]

good idea

[noble ginkgo]

am i even allowed to say that

[wheat leaf]

Should prob delete that

[noble ginkgo]

rules are unclear in that regard

[jagged trail]

iterally exactly what i was gonna reply to your last message with

[noble ginkgo]

eh

worth the experiment

rules dont cover it

[wheat leaf]

As in: I’ve seen mf’s get banned for less

[bright coral]

it depends on cost

if its like neg 15 dollars ill gift to someone in the server

[noble ginkgo]

fair enough

if something isnt covered in the rules, foolish to ban for it

[bright coral]

gen chat is gonna be filled with people begging someone to buy it for them

or halfsword chat

probs both

[noble ginkgo]

unless its the most ungodly horrific shit in the history of the universe

[heavy stream]

we've almost reached peak chat

[jagged trail]

wish theyd show the price alreadyyyy

[rapid pond]

Mods are the yillers

[wheat leaf]

It’s kinda a workaround of the rules, heck I was banned for less lmao

[rapid pond]

24.99 whithout the sale i think

[bright coral]

all i know is its prob gonna be 20 or less

[noble ginkgo]

🤷‍♂️

[rapid pond]

Theorized to be 14.9 euros with the sale if i reval

[noble ginkgo]

dont matter now

[grand tulip]

with the sale?

[jagged trail]

is that usd?

[rapid pond]

I think

[grand tulip]

oh my days

[jagged trail]

hmk

[bright coral]

i pray to john halfsword and willie himself its a big sale

[grand tulip]

my life is complete

[rapid pond]

Am too lazy to convert

[jagged trail]

real

[fallen glacier]

https://egdata.app/offers/2f61cd0dd0ed420f845fddfb5751f34f/price

[grand tulip]

on steam usd = euro

[jagged trail]

nothing more than 30% im guessing

[harsh imp]

If'n ye canst read a whole page o' that Harry Potter book- ragamuffin- , I'll give seven hundred and fifty thousand shillin's to a good works, any ye choose. By my troth!

[noble ginkgo]

41 hours lads

[runic portal]

Willie is undead

[rapid pond]

I dont care anyway, i dropped a 30e bonb on my steam wallet to buy that gane

[jagged trail]

interesting

[bright coral]

im gonna put this into google translate brb

[grand tulip]

$24.99 = €24.99

[noble ginkgo]

41 more

[grand tulip]

for whatever reason

[jagged trail]

naturally

[noble ginkgo]

what

[jagged trail]

obviously, even (i jest)

[balmy vapor]

30 cad then?

[rapid pond]

Inconceivably consistently obvious

[quaint falcon]

How much is this game gonna cost

[dapper basalt]

my willie hard

[rapid pond]

[jagged trail]

at least 2 TRILLION

[noble ginkgo]

2 Zimbabwean dollars

[balmy vapor]

74.99

[harsh imp]

it was the ASLELS ice bucket challenge that 50 cent said to floyd mayweather "if you can read one full page of a harry potter book, 🥷, ill give 750 thousand dollars to any charitable organization of your choosing"

[jagged trail]

oh my

i can almost afford it

[dreamy pelican]

I'm so fucking happy they released half sword EA early, I couldnt wait until the 30th

[bright coral]

ohh

[jagged trail]

just 4 more years of saving..

[noble ginkgo]

lucky feller....

[bright coral]

holy misinformation

[noble ginkgo]

yeah same here man

its great

[quaint falcon]

Fr?

[noble ginkgo]

i absolutely love hitting these willies

[bright coral]

no?

[jagged trail]

saw someone saying they had 600 hours in the demo on the ea trailer holy

[bright coral]

i have 1000

[light pike]

why would you lie to me....

[floral vale]

half sword. its a game where you wield half a sword. and then willie finds the other half of the sword at the end of the story mode and he says “this is the full sword”

[jagged trail]

i thought i had alot with 230~ (if you count the old playtest)

[floral vale]

you know?

[keen verge]

is there a way of removing the long blackout thing before the abyss, or just outright remove the abyss?

[noble ginkgo]

halfing my sword so much right now

[heavy stream]

I TRUSTED YOU

[bright coral]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-fact-checked-alien-fakt-zheked-true-gif-818054962495396425

[bright coral]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-get-this-fact-checked-fact-fact-check-wierzba-gif-16789599576515530468

[quaint falcon]

They should make a half sword movie staring jack black

[grand tulip]

ONE DAY! and 17 hours

[light pike]

i have around 600-800 hours if you include the playtest and demo

[noble ginkgo]

not dying is a great way to remove the abyss

[jagged trail]

fucking crazyyy (crazy real that is)

[balmy vapor]

wdym

[grand tulip]

oh my

[bright coral]

i have like 60 i just jest

[jagged trail]

BY WHOS METRIC

[light pike]

i had like 600 hours in the playtest 😭

[heavy stream]

it is NOT that replayable

[grand tulip]

I barely have 60 hours

[jagged trail]

ohhhhhhh

[keen verge]

i like to play peasent only and im not very good

[grand tulip]

yes it is

[runic portal]

thats not terrifying at all

[prisma saffron]

how can i go back and check how much i had in the play test

[noble ginkgo]

ah

well

all jokes aside

[dreamy pelican]

can we mod weed into half sword?

[light pike]

it ISSSSS bro

[noble ginkgo]

theres no way to remove the abyss

[jagged trail]

oh, oh my

[noble ginkgo]

your choices are abyss or death

[runic portal]

half blunt

[light pike]

mastering every single weapon takes a WHILEE

[jagged trail]

i pretty much only play abyss-

[keen verge]

i wanna choose death but faster

[bright coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-smoking-blunt-blehskibidi-gif-4336732105413285679

[calm bough]

View your library on the steam app

[noble ginkgo]

can't figure out the two hander axe for the life of me

[jagged trail]

one handed billhook looking thing is atrocious, no way to master that surely

[calm bough]

It displays mine

[noble ginkgo]

and i mean the more advanced one

not that little fellow from early game

[light pike]

the high tier or farmer tier one

[noble ginkgo]

^^

[light pike]

wait send a pic of it i gotta remember what it looks like

[jagged trail]

the "battleaxe" or the ones with the spikes on the bottom

[noble ginkgo]

battleaxe

[jagged trail]

i dont have perms sadly

[noble ginkgo]

the actual battleaxe