halfsword-chat-⚔

[wide nimbus]

yo what shader mod do u use

[gray sandal]

thats pretty insulting

[hybrid gale]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[wide nimbus]

dang
do you edit the clips in post then

[rigid cairn]

half sword

[wheat leaf]

Medieval yo momma jokes

[hybrid gale]

heyyyyy thats mine

how dare you steal my settings

[gray sandal]

ishowfinance

hi

lets invest

[wheat leaf]

Wacky fov

[hybrid gale]

imma trust you for investment advice

[hybrid gale]

we all know you know the best investments

[gray sandal]

invest in crypto

[wheat leaf]

Playin w tunnel vision

[gray sandal]

$AGARTHA

[hybrid gale]

ahhh your not high ranking enough i see

[final oracle]

what time is it releasing on friday?

[hybrid gale]

where are you

i need street adress

[gray sandal]

1

[rigid cairn]

has there been any say on if the EA release will be more performant than the demo

[hybrid gale]

prob

[final oracle]

pm or am

[hybrid gale]

check pinned comment

[gray sandal]

Moodyville Rd Tennessee 38549, US

[floral vale]

<t:1769792400:f>

[hybrid gale]

mine or his

[neat crow]

I would use any other helmet but the open face salet I think is the only one I like for first person and I main first person

[final oracle]

thanks so much

[hybrid gale]

is that mine?

[gray sandal]

Yes.

[hybrid gale]

oh shiii

im sooooooooo cooooooked

[gray sandal]

you've been doxxed by EVIL 764 SATANIC HARM HACKERS

333 evil

[hybrid gale]

course u know them personally

[gray sandal]

my 764 extorters

[wide nimbus]

ah
dx 12

[hybrid gale]

my dude is a walking stereotype

[wide nimbus]

i use dx 11 cus halfsword enhancer doesnt rlly work on dx 12

it just crashes

[gray sandal]

😈 😈

[rigid cairn]

i use dx11 cause my pc sucks major ass

[hybrid gale]

confirming everything

[gray sandal]

evil

[hybrid gale]

i knew it

[gray sandal]

larp larp

[wide nimbus]

ill just use cinematic graphics ig

[hybrid gale]

haaaaaaaaaaaaavaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nagila

[gray sandal]

evil 764 satanic harm hackers

[hybrid gale]

haaaaaaaavaaaaaaa nagila

hava nagila

ve nismeha

[gray sandal]

im going to freeze your bank account son

[hybrid gale]

try im broke

cause of u

[wheat leaf]

Bro how are you supposed to tell what’s happening in the rafters to your far right

[gray sandal]

😂

broke boy

[neat crow]

Yeah if only i could fucking see out of it 🫩 hopefully a toggle in EA, at least to make the helmet view more of a filter than pure black lol

[hybrid gale]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-homelander-let's-light-this-candle-gif-7545171369168299501

[gray sandal]

hannukah

[lunar zinc]

DX12 is also just a mess in terms of compatibility with older hardware + anything that isn't Windows

[hybrid gale]

i stand behind my previous gif

[lunar zinc]

there's a reason why vulkan is generally touted so well

[hybrid gale]

not particualely

[rigid cairn]

for a gpu with supposed DX12 support (1650 SUPER) it runs DX12 games like rubbish

[hybrid gale]

alright alright jeeez

[lunar zinc]

DX12 is just not it in general

[rigid cairn]

i need a new GPU so badly

[hybrid gale]

now i gotta be more subtle

[wide nimbus]

yoooo cinematic graphics are TUFF bro
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m0bqxiikfNEgSO3kg?invite=cr-MSxVbGssNDIyODc0MTEz

[ember flame]

i hope we get vulkan half sword someday

[gray sandal]

Half Sword

[lunar zinc]

vulkan should be one of the highest priorities tbh

[gray sandal]

is vulkan good

[rigid cairn]

but i have a stupid prebuilt where i cant replace my psu so id have to get a whole new case and a whole new mobo and a whole new PSU and a whole bunch of stuff

[ember flame]

we also need lumen being toggleable

[floral vale]

yes

very

[rigid cairn]

and im not in a spot where i can spare that kind of moneys

[gray sandal]

nice

[hybrid gale]

wait a minute so we cant talk about it but his name is ok?

odd.....

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-true-coyote-gif-2599436844608872721

[hybrid gale]

seems kinda religeous

[gray sandal]

why cant i be jewboy7 😢

[hybrid gale]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-really-gif-9953543

[floral vale]

i think its just ue5, i have a 1660 super and it performs on dx12 fine on near every game except half sword

https://tenor.com/view/unreal-unreal-engine-computer-smoking-computer-smoking-gif-24575019

[royal arch]

What happened to jewboy6?

[gray sandal]

he died

[hybrid gale]

all of them i would say

unless you can prove its your name

actually revisiou

revision

forget what i said

i meant the pic

jew is also a people

[rigid cairn]

helldivers 2 on dx12 also runs like trash on my system but i dont have any other examples in mind atm

[hybrid gale]

i guess but menorah?

nah

[river heath]

a

[gray sandal]

menorah

[hybrid gale]

thats def religeous

[rigid cairn]

i could reinstall something like ghostrunner to test its dx12 mode

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-staring-instagram-gif-1916558834384561646

[river heath]

halfsword sucks

[hybrid gale]

shut up

[gray sandal]

ghostrunner is nice

[rigid cairn]

but half sword dx11 looks fine enough for me

[tough hollow]

kill that guy

[lunar zinc]

eh, UE5 itself isn't an issue. The ability to get a game that looks relatively good or pretty good, it being so beginner friendly, all the while not having to think or factor optimization is moreso the issue with UE5

[gray sandal]

didifap

[rigid cairn]

three fifths sword

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

[gray sandal]

one quarter sword

why is the commoner boss so annoying

[hybrid gale]

yk what imma go dissapear myself

[viral phoenix]

half a car

[hybrid gale]

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-we-out-peace-out-disappear-gif-15464202

[rigid cairn]

which one is that?

[tough hollow]

the one in the game

[gray sandal]

that large ahh guy with the long sword

black clothes

[viral phoenix]

big fuckin sword and i swear to god their clothes are more resistant than normal

[rigid cairn]

i see...

[gray sandal]

fr

[rigid cairn]

ohh him

i havent had an issue with him personally

how do i reset my progress in gauntlet

[gray sandal]

hes just more annoying than other bosses honestly

[spare mango]

I really hope the jester is a big character

[viral phoenix]

it's like he's wearing leather, plus his strength is high enough to push your weapon down and kill you anyway even if you attempt to block

[gray sandal]

yeah

[rigid cairn]

im not at a high enough skill level to bother with blocking i either dont get hit at all or i die

[gray sandal]

passive blocking

[viral phoenix]

he's killed me 5 times more than anyone else in the game
you're also just really vulnerable at that point and harder to cheese him with a longer weapon cause the only one is pitchfork on a lower rank

[gray sandal]

true

[finite drum]

Will half sword be multi player when early access comes out?

[gray sandal]

i like to use peasant for commoner rank

[rigid cairn]

hlep

[gray sandal]

idk

[viral phoenix]

Even with a shield I've had him just slam it into my own head and knock me over

[rigid cairn]

😢

[wide nimbus]

the dudes with this helmet type always be moving crazy
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m0bz5wZnwsgo_n7jv?invite=cr-MSxrQ24sNDIyODc0MTEz

[rigid cairn]

what are yalls favorite ranks to play

[viral phoenix]

splitscreen yes, online only through things like steam remote play to simulate splitscreen

[gray sandal]

veteran

[rigid cairn]

i like everything between peasant and soldier

[viral phoenix]

i second this

[floral vale]

militia, man at arms, knight sometimes if i wanna use polehammer over poleaxe

[rigid cairn]

im sad the plançon spikes do blunt damage

[floral vale]

they dont?

[rigid cairn]

i swear they do

no cuts or anything

[floral vale]

the collisions are kinda finicky but i've definitely given willie acupuncture a few times

i think the spikes are just kinda wonky

[rigid cairn]

i have noticed that the side of the end blade does let you slash so that could be it

[gray sandal]

that looks really cool

[neat crow]

Veteran because i get to use my favourite helmet with my favourite weapon

[viral phoenix]

they do spike, i think it's just weaker to prevent you from immediately killing anyone by stabbing them 16 times on a feeble swing

[neat crow]

Brother watch the trailer
https://youtu.be/-A7eNUfqePg?si=gvixefUQM9e-7xGl

[gray sandal]

i did

its just

that one part

[viral phoenix]

god knows they've made me bleed enough times

[gray sandal]

thats better

[subtle totem]

awesome name

[gray sandal]

thanks uncle ruckus

[subtle totem]

no worries jewboy 7

[neat crow]

Yeah im excited for the grappling

[gray sandal]

yeah

same

[neat crow]

What happened to the other 6

[viral phoenix]

if you throw plançon you can get it to stick in people's bodies

[wide nimbus]

ts took me WAYY too long to hit
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m0bDL3Q5NImFYMA8C?invite=cr-MSxQZWIsNDIyODc0MTEz

[wide nimbus]

WE all know this gng

[subtle totem]

ask jewboy 7 he knows

[gray sandal]

he died

[neat crow]

How about the other 5

[rigid cairn]

i love that one polearm i think its called the bill but im not 100% certain

[viral phoenix]

someone thought it was blunt!

[gray sandal]

they're in connecticut

[neat crow]

Would be worth it to do a little practicing i think lol

[wide nimbus]

the fuck??

[wide nimbus]

i know gng
the problem is idk how to practice it other than js playing the game more

[neat crow]

What is 'that one polearm' lol

[rigid cairn]

i cant send screenshots to show what im talking about

[floral vale]

sens looks a bit high maybe just me

[wheat leaf]

is it a super long pole with a hook on it

[floral vale]

try lowering it and working on control

[viral phoenix]

billhook long and beautiful

[wide nimbus]

is it?

[neat crow]

Instead of just running and attacking take a moment to stand and really focus on where your aiming to hit. If you miss make adjustments until you get it. I practiced on commoner tier

[rigid cairn]

no its a long pole with some trapezoidal-esque blade at the end

[floral vale]

yea

i play with like the opposite

[wide nimbus]

so this?

[floral vale]

yea

[wide nimbus]

alr ill try that

[viral phoenix]

the volgue?

[neat crow]

HALBERD my beloved

[floral vale]

it takes a little getting used to but it helps a lot with control

[neat crow]

It's a halberd

[gray sandal]

i play max sens

[wheat leaf]

halberd

[rigid cairn]

just searched it up thats it

[neat crow]

This weapon?

[wheat leaf]

theres no voulge's in the game btw

these are all halberds

[wide nimbus]

Willie doesnt know how to fucking use it
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m04YnqtA0JY2nesIP?invite=cr-MSxVdTgsNDIyODc0MTEz&v=14

[wheat leaf]

issa halberd, dont trust google

[floral vale]

this is a HALBERD

[neat crow]

Willie doesnt know how to use any weapon

[wide nimbus]

dont ask me why i checked my damage sliders at the end, idk either

[zenith breach]

correct

dont let them argue

[wide nimbus]

he knows how to use all of them EXCEPT polearms

[zenith breach]

voulges are halberds

[viral phoenix]

dutch Wikipedia would never lie to me

[wheat leaf]

this is a historical example of a voulge

[rigid cairn]

how do i level ub

[hidden whale]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-you-say-gif-16431179117705245130

[neat crow]

Nah

[rigid cairn]

/e level up

[viral phoenix]

ah, a bardiche

[zenith breach]

*halberd

[subtle totem]

sword parrys are so good

[floral vale]

this is a HALBERD

[zenith breach]

halberds pull off, disarm, cut and stab, like voulges

[wheat leaf]

no, no those are voulges i assure you

[zenith breach]

correct

[wide nimbus]

@floral vale what dpi do u use
im on abt 250

[zenith breach]

a voulge is the name that came before the halberd

[floral vale]

oooh at 250 i see why your sens is so high

[zenith breach]

theyre the same thing

[floral vale]

im on 2k

[zenith breach]

voulges are just older and simpler

[wide nimbus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ariana-grande-blenderman-holding-space-OwXMyUBbXezpG75UTR

[wheat leaf]

yeahhh wellll wrong is the name for you

[wide nimbus]

two THOUSAND???

[zenith breach]

whats in game is a halberd

[zenith breach]

says you, not the meaning of the words

[viral phoenix]

anything pointy and axelike on a big stick

im learning

[floral vale]

yeeeep

[wheat leaf]

see a voulge does stab with a lil bitta cut on the weekends, while halberd is allat

[floral vale]

goes up to 26k

[tranquil lantern]

yeah so its also a voulge

[zenith breach]

so exactly what was shown

[wheat leaf]

which shown article of information

[tranquil lantern]

there are two versions, one of which has a clear voulge head and the other a halberd

[zenith breach]

except its shape is what most of these sweaty redditors call a halberd

[rigid cairn]

How send video

HIPUETbhjkldgfsarbjkl

[tranquil lantern]

then theres pookie billhook versions

[zenith breach]

there is no such thing as a "voulge head", its not a uniform thing

[rigid cairn]

am i allowed to forward from #game-footage-🎮🎥 if i can

[tranquil lantern]

exactly, the weapon heads are often gray areas, meaning that some are in multiple categories

[wide nimbus]

@floral vale i js went on a more accurate dpi checker and im on abt 850
idk what the other one was on about

[zenith breach]

a voulge stabs, cuts, pulls of horses and disarms

[tranquil lantern]

thats a billhook

[zenith breach]

halberds are what voulges are

[mental kelp]

Vouge and halberd are not the same but the thing that people mostly call voulge is a halberd

[zenith breach]

thats a kind of halberd

[wide nimbus]

lowkey imma try going up 1 dpi preset

[zenith breach]

they are the same thing at different times

[tranquil lantern]

are you putting every subset of halberd as a halberd 😭

true, but you lose the ability to specify

[mental kelp]

A vouge is a glaive weapon

[zenith breach]

only real distinguishable difference is that a halberd is a more complicated version of a voulge

[floral vale]

yea if you're like 850 i'd prob do halfway sens

[rigid cairn]

it says attachments are disabled in this channel thats so fucked

[wide nimbus]

1215

[wheat leaf]

right. so. if they are both the same thing, but have slightly different function and purpose doesnt that completely reiterate the function and purpose of having two seperate names and not just saying they are the same

[ember flame]

i finally did it

[wide nimbus]

imma try 1215ish dpi

[zenith breach]

different voulges have different functions

not a uniform weapon

its a type of weapon

[viral phoenix]

Wikipedia (never ever wrong) is telling me a voulge is basically just a spear with one side a little sharper for cutting
everything in halfsword is a bardiche

[zenith breach]

wrong

[mental kelp]

It’s a glaive basically so yes it is not wrong on this point

[wheat leaf]

dog. then why name any of them in the first place, why are we messing with all these names? they are clearly all polearms

[zenith breach]

bardiches dont have stabby tips

[floral vale]

this is a MEDIEVAL WEAPON

[mental kelp]

But in game it is a halberd

[rigid cairn]

half sword

[zenith breach]

which falls under both what is called a halberd and a voulge

[wheat leaf]

alright we know who the ragebaiter is here thats CLEARLY a modern piece of equipment

[zenith breach]

bardiches are just longer versions of danish axes

[dense vortex]

voulge is a good word for it i think protohalberd tyoe deal

[finite bough]

its more like a poleaxe

[tranquil lantern]

yeah I use this daily

[zenith breach]

false, i used this yesterday

[zenith breach]

thats what voulge means, yes, thats my point

[mental kelp]

No because the word vouge/voulge is already taken

[zenith breach]

proto-haberd = voulge

[rigid cairn]

did i cause some sort of argument cause i ddint know what a cool 15th century weapon i like was called im sorry

[floral vale]

shhhh

[zenith breach]

this happens all the time here im told, this is my first time in the convo

[viral phoenix]

don't worry people have been arguing about this for centuries

[zenith breach]

it was bound to happen thrice at least today

[floral vale]

yea i joined this morning and did it too

[snow sorrel]

fuuuuck I didn't see the EA closed test phase 2 email in my inbox i missed out

[wheat leaf]

rarely happens, cause we all agree these are halberds, not voulge's

[floral vale]

i thought it was called a voulge

[zenith breach]

correct

[viral phoenix]

medieval people were not good at classifying weapon types properly they were too busy killing each other

[small glen]

No its not lmfao

[zenith breach]

but a halberd is just a voulge really

[zenith breach]

how is it not

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[tranquil lantern]

lowkey Im trying to find where this all went wrong, those weapons in the image are halberds, not voulges or bills

[zenith breach]

it falls under the medieval definition

[wheat leaf]

all previously stated names are just polearms, why distinguish them if polearms have no uniform design?

[snow sorrel]

i wonder if there is going to be any way possible of extracting swords from bladesong and adding them into half sword through modding
but I'm getting a little too wild with that

[viral phoenix]

also they were like, french and stuff so it gets even more confusing

[zenith breach]

because different places named them in their language

[tranquil lantern]

literally though

[small glen]

a Billhook is in the name: a hook like weapon, mostly with a curve to the blade itself.

a halberd is a cleaver affixed weapon, sometimes with or without a back spike.

a vouge is a weapon more similar to a knife attached to a pole and a hand guard in some form or way on top

[snow sorrel]

thing sharp? thing good to kill
basically

[wheat leaf]

next up: we will discuss what actually is a longsword

[rigid cairn]

how come the one handed spearman willies are so annoying but when I use the one-handed spear + shield combo im so limp

[zenith breach]

a halberd is supposed to have the ability to pull someone off of a horse and a voulge does not ever and has never needed any hand guard at the top, put that back in your ass

[viral phoenix]

like when you get stabbed and you're English you're like Blimey that's a fuckin spear or summat
when you get stabbed and you're French you're like Merde zis is le pointee stiçk

[zenith breach]

im not arguing that

i do not have more than this many braincells

[floral vale]

its like a sword, but you know

its long

[zenith breach]

im good at three definitions

do not make me get into that

[wheat leaf]

i hope not, its a truly unending one

[wide nimbus]

this sens feels a lot better than before ngl

[small glen]

No its not? When was it ever stated a halberd is supposed to pull people off a horses? its a fucking cleaver on a long stick, that would cleave more than pull off. A halberd is sharp pointed, and sharped edged, there is no way to pull anyone off anything with a halberd

[zenith breach]

that is a part of the medieval definition of a halberd by the way

[viral phoenix]

Wikipedia wants everyone to know people are wrong

[zenith breach]

have you not seen a cleaver or the wide ass blade

[rigid cairn]

i need to image perm

[rapid sun]

What time does half sword release

[zenith breach]

a bardiche by definition has no point, but the rest is correct

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-stupid-ishowspeed-can-i-get-a-dollar-ishowspeed-homeless-mira-belllyian-kmlsmira-gif-14256200187940739381

[zenith breach]

a bardiche is based off danish axes

the cool viking ones

[tranquil lantern]

lowkey the wiki doesnt specify a need for a hook, just that it may have one

[zenith breach]

i never said hook, i said get someone off a horse

[mental kelp]

Rare moment when Wikipedia is more correct than people here

[tranquil lantern]

hook or thorn as it reads

[zenith breach]

use your inner medieval peasant army brain

[mental kelp]

Vouge is not a proto halberd

[small glen]

Vouges

[wheat leaf]

nah thats a spear with 1 edge bro

[small glen]

they aren't even remotely the same

[tranquil lantern]

master class ragebaiter here

[viral phoenix]

it's like a knife stick this is awesome

[rapid sun]

Does anyone know what time half sword releases?

[zenith breach]

oh and the word of voulge encompasses the billhook

[small glen]

they'll be in ea btw

[viral phoenix]

wait fuck yes that's awesome

[tranquil lantern]

no it dont, you take that back

[hidden whale]

everyone, it is only 2 more sleeps until halfsword is upon us

[small glen]

When i am in a pulling shit from my ass challenge and my opponent is lucid

[zenith breach]

yes, it does

[wheat leaf]

im excited for more polearms in ea, hope they bring the heel spike to more lower-tier poles

[hidden whale]

just 2 sleeps

[viral phoenix]

i hope we get a big fat bardiche too

[tranquil lantern]

your definition would put this as a halberd or billhook

[floral vale]

voulge: yeah thats a halberd poleaxe: yeah thats a halberd billhook: yeah thats a halberd glaive: yeah thats a halberd bardiche: yeah thats a halberd

[wheat leaf]

what do you think it is?

[tranquil lantern]

billhook

[small glen]

a billhook

thats a billhook, sire

[zenith breach]

as any medieval definition would

[wheat leaf]

thats a voulge

[viral phoenix]

looks pretty hooked to me boss

[floral vale]

looks like a sharp weapon

[tranquil lantern]

but you said it was a voulge 😭 (billhook = voulge)

[small glen]

@hidden schooner Oh waiter, we have goof balls on aisle halfsword chat

[tranquil lantern]

agreed

[wheat leaf]

it has a point and 1 edge, like these

[viral phoenix]

looks like a pain in the ass to sharpen

[rigid cairn]

i love half sword

[zenith breach]

its a voulge and a billhook, because that does fit the medieval definition

[ember flame]

just realized graphic settings dont really matter in the abyss

[wheat leaf]

at least one person is spitting 100% facts

[hidden schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-screaming-spongebob-screaming-run-away-gif-4374785819174740755

[tranquil lantern]

that billhook fits all the definitions 🥀

[zenith breach]

what was the medieval definition of a halberd, a voulge, a glaive and a billhook, go on

[zenith breach]

exactly

it does

[tranquil lantern]

so what do I call it twin 🥀

[zenith breach]

stabs, slices, disarms, is a polearm and pulls shit off horses

[wheat leaf]

so is this a billhook?

[zenith breach]

whichever region its from, whichever region youre from and based on the region

[hidden schooner]

Huh

[tranquil lantern]

what do I call it

[viral phoenix]

man it's so cool how different weapons were all over the world depending on how unhinged blacksmiths got

[small glen]

yes.

thats a billhook

[zenith breach]

absolutely

[floral vale]

yes

[small glen]

Lucid is calling the vouge an early halberd

thats just the beginning

[tranquil lantern]

that swing around was clean af

[zenith breach]

dude, have you never read anything

it is literally considered by everything and everyone as an early halberd

[rigid cairn]

i love sticks with sharp objects stuck at the end

[zenith breach]

and directly fits the medieval definition of halberd

[wide nimbus]

w fluke
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m0c43vLAiJYO1Pz7B?invite=cr-MSw3VGEsNDIyODc0MTEz

[static bramble]

How to get better at the game

[tranquil lantern]

morale of the story is that your average militia dude would call it a killing stick and move on

[zenith breach]

ive had this convo once before i think

[wide nimbus]

play the game more

[wheat leaf]

i love the billhooks, they swing around sooooo smoothly

[zenith breach]

your average dude wouldnt read or write, i envy them

[static bramble]

I have 100+ hours

[hidden schooner]

A voulge is not a halberd

[zenith breach]

just use the spiky plancon and stop trying to make sense of shit

[wheat leaf]

new voulge who dis

[wide nimbus]

that doesnt change the fact that you have to play more to improve

[zenith breach]

i said early version of a halberd and fits the definition of a halberd, but okay

[static bramble]

Ok

[mental kelp]

You mean starting in the Victorian era, way out of period 😂

[tranquil lantern]

screw plancon users (the ai not you lovely people)

[viral phoenix]

i find out hard to believe this fits the definition of halberd

[wheat leaf]

a homoerectus is a homo sapien because its a earlier version of the homosapien

[hidden schooner]

It doesnt

[floral vale]

plancon is good for killing but its kinda boring cause it's too easy to kill willies

[hidden schooner]

Its a voulge

[zenith breach]

swipe and stab

[small glen]

wasn't the vouge deadass made like 1000 years after the halberd

[hidden schooner]

No idea bout that one

Source?

[small glen]

I just know the Vouge was mostly in the 15th century

[wide nimbus]

to be more specific, i recomment turning your mouse sensitivity down a bit if you havent already
if you're using 800ish mouse DPI (which is the standard), i recommend having sens a bit below the halfway mark

[zenith breach]

me neither, no idea it was then

[zenith breach]

no, i doubt that, halberd was 13th to 16th

[static bramble]

Yaw i have it way more up ill turn it down

[zenith breach]

what we have in game, the two people fight over, are halberds

they fully fit the definition

they ft the time

[rigid cairn]

wait 800dpi is the standard?

i use 1600

[zenith breach]

they fit everything perfectly

[wide nimbus]

also, for training purposes, turn down damage to npcs and/or turn up damage to player so that you're forced to play more defensively
something like this

[floral vale]

800-3k is standard

[wheat leaf]

all this yappin about pointy sticks put me in the mood to pull out the ol bardiche

[small glen]

I can't exactly where i got that from, so take it with salt by default

[viral phoenix]

what about the Viking halberd

[small glen]

i just know the vouge sources only rly show around 15th century

[static bramble]

Oooo ok, i might throw my mouse more at my screen

[mental kelp]

nobody denying it here I think

[zenith breach]

a bardiche doesnt have a point

[wheat leaf]

yeah it do

[wide nimbus]

or if you hate yourself you can do the Hell Arc challenge

[mental kelp]

But your idea of a vouge is from the Victorian period

And not medieval

[static bramble]

Oh hell no

[zenith breach]

the point of a bardiche is that it desnt have a point, its based off of a danish axe

[wheat leaf]

these bardiches clearly have points

checkmate bozo

[zenith breach]

as in like the one in the video

[tranquil lantern]

that could stab a dude

[wide nimbus]

ig standard isnt the right word
i mean its the default DPI

[wheat leaf]

as much variance as you'd find in a typical voulge, it has no uniform design

[zenith breach]

that is not what i mean by point, i mean a part of metal extruding from the slicy thing

[hidden schooner]

Sam made this btw

[floral vale]

depends on your mouse

[rigid cairn]

i think my mouse came with 1600 default idk i cant remember

[zenith breach]

ofc

[wide nimbus]

ah

[floral vale]

mouses come with diff default dpis

[rigid cairn]

im not a gaming peripheral freak i dont really keep track of things

[tranquil lantern]

I was refering to the pic, that could stab a dude

[viral phoenix]

a halberd is a featherless biped

[zenith breach]

if it doesnt have something jut out

[wheat leaf]

im glad someone still has this saved

[zenith breach]

its a bardiche

otherwise no

because a bardiche is based off a danish viking axe

[small glen]

erm its actually a Lochaber

[wheat leaf]

i just realized, with EA adding customized weapon's, this argument truly will never end

[brisk oak]

Lochaber axe mentioned

Chad detected

[zenith breach]

no, a lochaber had a hook

[wheat leaf]

everyone will have a slightly different variant of their polearm and argue what it is or isnt

[viral phoenix]

that bardiche in the middle has like 17 different points

[brisk oak]

Is the bascinet good or no

[small glen]

thats.. just a curve

[wide nimbus]

also also
i recommend practicing on tiers 3, 4 or 6
clueless says that tier 6 is the best cus not too much armor plus a lot of enemy weapon variety, but tiers 3 and 4 are fine too

[zenith breach]

it was on the back of the blade and used to hook cavalry off

[hidden schooner]

Not historical

[still ermine]

I was watching a creator show the half sword trailer to their community but the whole time they were like "Yeah idk about the music" and its so funny because I would say the same shit

[rigid cairn]

"hi guys check out this [weapon name] i ma-" "NOOOO THATS A FUCKING [other weapon name] YOU SUBHUMAN IMBECILE"

[subtle totem]

this is cool

[zenith breach]

a cleet/hook

[wheat leaf]

experimental model

[brisk oak]

I know it just looked cool

[static bramble]

Yaw i gotta practice alot with swords and control

[floral vale]

i imagine 2 knights arguing over whether the polearms they wield are poleaxes, halberds or bardiches and it ends in a duel while they both scream that it's the name of the weapon they think it is

[wheat leaf]

yeah pretty much.

[brisk oak]

Also I see we are in a heated autistic debate about polearms

[zenith breach]

i said /lochaber, im slow, i meant /hook

[brisk oak]

I approve

[zenith breach]

a lochaber is meant to also be able to pull cavalry off

[hidden schooner]

The reason I dont like visors on barbutes is because the whole point of a barbute is to not have a visor

[zenith breach]

a bardiche is simply meant to slice, as they are from two different regions

[wheat leaf]

the best part:, they are from two opposing knights who have different names for the polearms and a borderline language barrier

[brisk oak]

Personally I'm a dame axe enjoyer

[subtle totem]

halberd is bardiche with spear head and hook

[rigid cairn]

let not thee hand be heavy upon me! noo!

[viral phoenix]

it seems many weapons were designed to pull cavalry off

[brisk oak]

Any estoc fans in the chat

[zenith breach]

exactly

[tranquil lantern]

I find that a lot of these definitions greatly overlap and contradict eachother, resulting in "axe thing" being the goto for me now

[zenith breach]

and a lochaber is a bardiche with a hook

[subtle totem]

yes estoc for life

[brisk oak]

Long axe pointy stick go stab stab

[small glen]

I am sorry i @ you to suffer here

[wheat leaf]

lochaber is a funny word

[zenith breach]

a voulge is an early halberd, though not all have the part that pulls people off

[tranquil lantern]

yessir

[small glen]

Its not...

[zenith breach]

you are smarter than me

[wide nimbus]

yo chat my fit hard right

[brisk oak]

Officer till kurks

[hidden schooner]

😆

[zenith breach]

you are the one person i have ever met that disagrees

[brisk oak]

Bodycam off since the retaking of jerusalem

[zenith breach]

im sorry that you do

[mental kelp]

I disagree

[rigid cairn]

fabric is pretty soft idk

[brisk oak]

🤘

[wheat leaf]

kinda look like a kid in a vaguely mario themed onesie

[tranquil lantern]

if only that blue on top matched the blue fit, but yes thats a banger

[small glen]

i think a lot of people disagree lmfao

[hidden schooner]

I disagree

[zenith breach]

which one, there were like 50

[viral phoenix]

i hope we get some glaives

[small glen]

they are not even remotely the same

[brisk oak]

I'm so happy I'm amongst my people

[tranquil lantern]

you mean voulges right jk

[rigid cairn]

i like the one-handed peasant axe

[zenith breach]

how is it not the direct predecessor (ik i misspelled it) to the halberd

[zenith breach]

why

[small glen]

Hell, the naginata and Vouge share more similarities than the fucking Halberd and Vouge

[zenith breach]

which one

[zenith breach]

gtfo

[hidden schooner]

They're both glaives

[rigid cairn]

the one that looks like a generic carpenters axe idfk i cant fucking send images i hate this

[brisk oak]

I sentence you to ballsack removal by short billhook

[floral vale]

you spelt it right though

[zenith breach]

yes

[subtle totem]

voulge is litterally a bardiche with a pointed stabbing end or a halberd without hook

[zenith breach]

making sure

[hidden schooner]

A halberd is not

[wheat leaf]

thats kinda a valid point ngl

[brisk oak]

Guys I hate massive anime swords

It's so stupid

[tranquil lantern]

that guy looks dead to me

[floral vale]

we yes WE all hate this ✌️😂

[zenith breach]

keyword, predecessor

[brisk oak]

Yes ma'am

[wide nimbus]

proof that tier 3 is lowkey the easiest tier:
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m0cf7iDqZjXgKoLMl?invite=cr-MSx5YkMsNDIyODc0MTEz&v=13

[rigid cairn]

someone watches sellsword arts (or this was just a random blurt idk)

[zenith breach]

its the earlier version of the halberd

[brisk oak]

Yes

Also it just looks stupid asf

[zenith breach]

tbh, just dodge after the swing

thats all

[wide nimbus]

even sellsword acknowledges the cool factor gng

[hidden schooner]

Can you provide a reference of an early halberd?

[zenith breach]

just gotta get used to it

[brisk oak]

They look cool but yeah ig

[viral phoenix]

i can't believe the war scythe is a halberd

[floral vale]

t3 is easy it's just the gauntlet boss that's hard

[zenith breach]

a 14th century halberd

you may read

[brisk oak]

Idk man first one is an axe to me

[brisk oak]

Yes

[rigid cairn]

i dont know what person in a random comment section told me i could double click to get stuck weapons out of my willies but i thank them with all my heart

[zenith breach]

a swiss voulge

[tranquil lantern]

looks like a choppy do

[wide nimbus]

his sword is kinda long so its a bit more difficult to close in fast after dodging a swing but its not THAT hard

[zenith breach]

youre this close to being licked

[small glen]

Oh my fucking god

you actually called it that

[viral phoenix]

okay I'm mad at halberds now they just get to call everything a halberd if it's on a stick and is even vaguely pointy

[small glen]

i am so done with this chat

[brisk oak]

Guys the plans for this year are become swole and become knight

[hidden schooner]

No.

[brisk oak]

Amazing plans

[zenith breach]

he fell for it

[small glen]

@hidden schooner Call kevlar or sam, this chat is fucking fried

[zenith breach]

no ill show an actual voulge

[hidden schooner]

I forwarded some messages to the gc.

[zenith breach]

not a halberd

[floral vale]

i mean yeah unless you're doing unarmed naked willie against a knight or have damage maxed on player and lowered on npc near every tier is kinda easy

[hoary epoch]

So if by chance, my welly lost both of his eyes and was still alive, will he be like blind?

[zenith breach]

bro 💔

[floral vale]

t3 boss is the hardest bit of this game

[wheat leaf]

aight guys im asking chat gpt to draw a voulge ill lyk what it is in a minute

[floral vale]

at least imo

[zenith breach]

btw the joke is that a swiss voulge is a halberd

[brisk oak]

Guys I have a question
Have I been out-tismed?

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-trying-to-not-laugh-speed-holding-laugh-speed-laughing-speed-laugh-gif-242565803459391828

[wheat leaf]

chatgpt says this is the voulge, anything else is incorrect

[tranquil lantern]

the one thing that unites halfsword community (and that ultimate challenge is pretty enraging)

[viral phoenix]

do not trust the swiss they were making too many weapons

[brisk oak]

Ive been out-tismed 💔

[zenith breach]

chatgpt can lick my big fat dick

[quaint sail]

What is that abomination

[hidden schooner]

Ai sucks for arms and armour

[brisk oak]

Ai sucks

[tranquil lantern]

woah there pal

[brisk oak]

For art and stuff

[viral phoenix]

the heavy handaxe

[floral vale]

second bit isn't needed

[zenith breach]

the likes is goated

[floral vale]

ai sucks

[wheat leaf]

its a spitting image of any example of a voulge really

[zenith breach]

did i scare off the dudes whining without any sort of medieval definition of sensibility

[wheat leaf]

im asking it about halberds now ill get back to you in a sec

[brisk oak]

It did helped with my homework

[mental kelp]

“Arme composée d'une large lame à un seul tranchant, emmanchée à l'extrémité d'un long bâton”

A weapon consisting of a wide, single-edged blade attached to the end of a long stick.

[brisk oak]

Mb autocorrect

[brisk oak]

I speak French he's talking about sharp baguettes on sticks

[tranquil lantern]

generative ai sucks

[floral vale]

you got the calc (thats short for calculator)

https://tenor.com/view/asdf-gif-22657906

[brisk oak]

Je peux confirmer

[rigid cairn]

image perm

[zenith breach]

wow

[brisk oak]

It was a presentation

[hidden schooner]

Gonna repost Sam's meme here

[wheat leaf]

RIGHT so, i asked chatgpt to show me a knight with a halberd. despite it being a modified 45 degree angle tactical halberd it still retains the same shape as the voulge, so i can conclude that as a matter of fact: the voulge is a halberd

[zenith breach]

all ai sucks

[zenith breach]

WTF

[floral vale]

this is the worst photo i've ever seen

[zenith breach]

a voulge is an early halberd

[gray sandal]

didifap

[floral vale]

why is it broken

[wheat leaf]

ai knew you were right

[zenith breach]

late voulges resembled halberds a lot

[brisk oak]

Aislop, billions must die

[rigid cairn]

☹️

[mental kelp]

This is the Middle French dictionary btw

[tranquil lantern]

imo ai (specifically the kind that sorts or identifies) has proven to be extremely helpful

[subtle totem]

idk how you can argue on this, they are all really similar and non standardised

[zenith breach]

the definition of a halberd is a polearm with a wide blade than can hook and pull off a cavalryman, stab and slice

[brisk oak]

Mister shabbos am I a good goyim

[wheat leaf]

its a tactical 45 degree angle halberd/voulge, used to attack around corners and slight bends

[zenith breach]

a bradiche cant hook or stab

[floral vale]

different wavelengths of autism

causing a mismatch

[gray sandal]

6 is friday 7 is shabbos

[brisk oak]

I'm armor autism tbh
And Warhammer

[zenith breach]

a le wtv tf cant stab but can hook

thats it

stop hurting my little fucking brain

[zenith breach]

you wont believe me but im somehow neurotypical

[floral vale]

sure bud

[subtle totem]

some litterally can

[floral vale]

sure....

[modest bolt]

you guys think we'll ever get multiplayer? 👀

[viral phoenix]

no

[zenith breach]

isnt supposed to

[rigid cairn]

do you guys ever cut your willies head in half and it looks like pacman

[floral vale]

dude

[brisk oak]

IF ITS MOSTLY POINTY ITS A SPEAR
IF IT HAS A CHOPPY ITS AN AXE
IF IT HAS BOTH ITS A HALBERD
IF IT ALSO HAS A HOOK ITS A BILLHOOK

[simple adder]

Yes

[rigid cairn]

what

[viral phoenix]

physics stuff in multiplayer requires a NASA supercomputer

[floral vale]

IF IT'S A LONG STICK WITH METAL ON THE END IT'S A POLEARM

END OF DISCUSSION

[subtle totem]

they arent standard and there are many variations, the definition only depends on your refrence image

[wheat leaf]

too much yapping for someone whos incorrect

[mental kelp]

Brah just spamming it now lol

[zenith breach]

just because you think you can stretch while five armored medieval stinky dudes are in your butt doesnt mean you can @subtle totem

[rigid cairn]

are they not called willie

[still ermine]

Its a slicy stick

[rigid cairn]

is that not what the entire community calls them

[brisk oak]

Long halberd, pointy halberd, short halberd

[still ermine]

or hacky stick ig

[brisk oak]

Indeed

[hidden schooner]

Halberd.

[floral vale]

its all halberds

[zenith breach]

after all this time

[hidden schooner]

Wait what

[zenith breach]

its all halberd

there

[simple adder]

Its just super hard to get working correctly due to sync

[rigid cairn]

MURDER STICK ✅

[floral vale]

spear? halberd. bardiche? halberd. billhook? halberd.

[zenith breach]

that solves it

[snow gulch]

The Entity

[brisk oak]

Power halberd from 40k

[viral phoenix]

all polearms are halberds

[tranquil lantern]

maybe the halberds are just the polearms we made along the way

[still ermine]

Its all birds

[brisk oak]

Jamie lowk based

🌹❤️‍🩹

[marsh sandal]

Half-sword gotta release when I am saving for a new computer and I currently don’t have one

[tranquil lantern]

holy angle on that head

[zenith breach]

halberd glaze deserved

[viral phoenix]

the occasional sword is also a halberd

[zenith breach]

who wants to play in a vc

[floral vale]

halberd? its a halberd.

[zenith breach]

im tryna play

[brisk oak]

Bros cooked with the ram prices si

[zenith breach]

i wanna yap

[hidden schooner]

Good bye chat.

[zenith breach]

this hurts my fingies

[hidden schooner]

Lol

[brisk oak]

Farewell schlag

[zenith breach]

salutations yo

[subtle totem]

dude some are litterally designed to do this, because they arent standard and you cant use 1 definition on them

[tranquil lantern]

prices are only a little fried

[floral vale]

i hope you got dat ram before prices shot up

[wheat leaf]

while yall waffling about what the sticks called, im mastering the pole and every inch of its haft

[zenith breach]

tell the pissy dude without any definitions to chill

[brisk oak]

Just a wee bit

[zenith breach]

woah

[brisk oak]

As was your mother with my pole

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/i-show-speed-stupid-gif-12822049994234271730

[subtle totem]

54566t687uiiuiokollk mnbnvcb xzdasdzfszaDxzsxcdfcvgghbnjmklk,;wasedrfgthyjukiklsewddreftfrgyuhijkolp;`1234567890-tfygthujikol;]=[pi-uyutrte5rw4e654876543xsvnl/\

[rigid cairn]

how do people play like this i cant imagine it

[zenith breach]

a bardiche by definition isnt

[marsh sandal]

It’s also one of those gaming laptops that are worse than their pc counterparts

[zenith breach]

yes, its blade can be a hook

[wheat leaf]

shwing da pole, time the switch

[gray sandal]

those who know

[zenith breach]

but it doesnt have a seperate hook

[subtle totem]

depends on the bardiche.... because they arent all the same

[tranquil lantern]

I got really lucky snagging 32gb before they cost $400? now

[wheat leaf]

ADMINS, remove his eyelids

[zenith breach]

no, because then it doesnt fall under the definition of bardiche

[gray sandal]

if my game runs well in high graphics would it be able to run EA on low graphics

[snow gulch]

The Memory of Willie 😎

[zenith breach]

moderators, the pear of anguish

[wide nimbus]

anybody who disses my fit is boutta get what he got:
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m0cqmrtiE7FSnKJmf?invite=cr-MSx4bTUsNDIyODc0MTEz

[finite bough]

pitchfork is really good for peasent and commoner tier.

[subtle totem]

litterally the royal armories bardiche

[zenith breach]

that is a halberd

[subtle totem]

because the designs change and different people make them

[snow gulch]

how tf 😭

[subtle totem]

no hook

[zenith breach]

it can pull someone off, is a wide blade

[subtle totem]

generally they have that

some dont though

because they arent standard

[brisk oak]

Goodnight guys

[zenith breach]

doesnt require a hook exactly, just anything that can pull off to be a halberd

[subtle totem]

and cant fit 1 definition

[brisk oak]

I'm gonna sleep

[wheat leaf]

i cant believe we reached a conclusion like 3 times now and ts still going

[floral vale]

good night faustus

[zenith breach]

eepy time yo

ima go play

[finite bough]

what's even happening?

[tranquil lantern]

rest my friend, you fought well. people wont stop fighting but you can stop entertaining the madness 🥀

[rigid cairn]

when you guys win a battle do you kill your opponent or show mercy

[brisk oak]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-butler-reading-paper-dgQqSYyXD6XwGrTzl7

[subtle totem]

kill

[zenith breach]

i make them a potato

[brisk oak]

Instamurder

[zenith breach]

thats just me though

[tranquil lantern]

depends

[rigid cairn]

ive been showing mercy a lot more often and i dont know why

[floral vale]

i like to put them out of their misery if they're gargling on their own blood or bleeding out but if they're non-fatally wounded i spare em

[brisk oak]

They get slimed

[subtle totem]

lmfao

[wheat leaf]

someone said they like a certain polearm and said it might be called a bill without showing what it was, someone posted a halberd and i said it was a voulge and it all went downhill from there

[subtle totem]

how did you even do that to him

[zenith breach]

willie lives matter movement?

[modest bolt]

Does anyone know how to fix this error, I've been trying to fix it for the past hour. "Out of video memory trying to allocate a texture! Make sure your video card has the minimum required memory, try lowering the resolution and/or closing other applications that are running. Exiting..."

[floral vale]

idk man

you tell me

how to fix this

[tranquil lantern]

what gpu do you run twin

[subtle totem]

uninstall and throw computer out

[zenith breach]

fucking delete the game and just, pull a bin laden

move to a cave in pakistan

[tranquil lantern]

it also tells you a couple fixes my man

[zenith breach]

and take cia money for warcrimes

[rigid cairn]

i dont think "pulling a bin laden" is a very good term for going into isolation

[zenith breach]

no, going into isolation FOR MONEY

[tranquil lantern]

and then getting subsequently lit up

[zenith breach]

theres a difference between pulling a japan and a bin laden

[gray sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/980064273357217832/1396199920821600297/attachment.gif

[zenith breach]

after like thirty years of being rich, sitting at home and watching anime inappropriate stuff, anime and listening to music all day

[gray sandal]

someone post this

[tranquil lantern]

after some science, I've discovered voices come from bodies, not isolated heads

[wheat leaf]

admin typing, everyone be cool

[viral phoenix]

if I'm cheesing by picking the best loadouts I spare, if I'm rolling with whatever fate gives me then I normally kill them to relieve stress after almost getting my ass kicked with whatever shit weapon I got

[mental kelp]

Clueless wishes he was admin

[shell bronze]

i wouldn't do jokes like these in a big public server

[zenith breach]

unit 731 ahh science

[zenith breach]

mb 😔

[shell bronze]

or these

[floral vale]

scolded by the principal

[subtle totem]

litterally 1984

[tranquil lantern]

I had some seperated heads that lived seperate from their bodies

[zenith breach]

HOW

[shell bronze]

god forbid i dont want to instantly ban someone and keep them out of trouble

tf

[zenith breach]

george orwell

[zenith breach]

yippeeee

[tranquil lantern]

I remove pain reception and consciousness loss via the enhancer

[zenith breach]

animal farm goaed

[subtle totem]

litterally 1984... Wow...

[tranquil lantern]

not that freaking new one their making

[shell bronze]

brave new world >

fahrenheit 451

[zenith breach]

now i sound like that one youtuber who makes tier lists

[tranquil lantern]

@zenith breach this guy is alive btw

[viral phoenix]

sounds like something someone who likes voulges would do

[zenith breach]

ive gotten parts of baron armor before

[tranquil lantern]

nonononon

[rigid cairn]

ough

[shell bronze]

@mental kelp loves voulges

[rigid cairn]

IMage,.,. perm

[gray sandal]

bober kurwa

[tranquil lantern]

we dont gotta do this

[floral vale]

dont start this again man

dont do this

[mental kelp]

Yea so

[zenith breach]

polish?>

[floral vale]

dont do this

[gray sandal]

nah

[subtle totem]

you mean... halberd?

[zenith breach]

im not doing this

[shell bronze]

no he love voulges

[zenith breach]

my brain hurts

[whole thistle]

I hope the new gore version improves wounds caused by slicing, rn it only adds a puncture wound to the entry and no drag slice wounds

[zenith breach]

please

[tranquil lantern]

rest

[shell bronze]

specifically voulges

[viral phoenix]

behold, a bardiche

[zenith breach]

im begging you

[finite bough]

for me its just a weapon.. why to discuss over what it is.. it is meant to kill and its doing a thing.. that ends there ig..

[tranquil lantern]

rest

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

[long halo]

i still feel like the scythe does way more damage than it seems like it should

[zenith breach]

im gonna literally nibble on your toenails

[tranquil lantern]

speed cooks with his reactions

[still ermine]

SAME

[zenith breach]

this is post nerf

[long halo]

dear god

like, you get to close to the peasant boss

[subtle totem]

it used to be unbelievably op, its more balanced now

[still ermine]

WHioch god?

[long halo]

and you cant escape

[zenith breach]

bro

[mental kelp]

Trvke too bad there aren’t any in game

[zenith breach]

we are not doing this

please

[finite bough]

pitchfork is broken against sythe

[zenith breach]

my brain is hurting yo

[long halo]

because if you try going backwards, you get cut in half

[zenith breach]

true

[floral vale]

you have to parry and attack on the outside line not the inside line

[long halo]

true

[zenith breach]

because why go forward or back, go left or right

[still ermine]

This made me think about you guys

[subtle totem]

what do you mean which god

[tranquil lantern]

my hands are registered weapons (they can punch)

[wheat leaf]

chat, which polearm should i run

[long halo]

if I go left he just, moves the scythe

[zenith breach]

then go faster

[viral phoenix]

scythe is way nerfed now, best tactic is to just get as close as possible; it can still kill you really fast if you're at the right distance and it just bisects you, but if you're close enough then he can't hit you properly with it at all

[tranquil lantern]

😏 perchance the metal one

[zenith breach]

exactly

[subtle totem]

pointy voulge

[zenith breach]

i always go left, closer, make him kebab

[wheat leaf]

bet i gotchu

[viral phoenix]

and if you're fighting scythe guy then all your weapons are like 10cm long anyway

[long halo]

but then I cant really do axe stuff i feel like

[zenith breach]

pitchfork, hoe

i wasnt calling him a hoe

i swear

[long halo]

or im stupib

[zenith breach]

mods

please

[whole thistle]

I hope the new gore version improves wounds caused by slicing, rn it only adds a puncture wound to the entry and no drag slice wounds

[floral vale]

i don't think any changes to gore on launch maybe i heard wrong tho

[viral phoenix]

if you have these two then you can just kill him outside of slice distance

[whole thistle]

The early access will have updated gore

[zenith breach]

not pitchfork no, he moves a lot, he likes to dance

[wicked depot]

I think they revamped the gore system

[snow gulch]

his legs really hated his head huh

[floral vale]

i mustve heard wrong

[north gazelle]

just run at him with pitchfork tbh you can use this strat for every enemy until veteran rank starts

[rigid cairn]

the little one handed swords in the commoner rank cleave like crazy i love them

[viral phoenix]

axe does suffer the most from it, but you can rmb grip and just get up close to shove it in him

[zenith breach]

b-but plancon

[wicked depot]

I saw a WIP of simulated organs but idk what its gonna be

[viral phoenix]

falchion!

[long halo]

oh so gore actually DOES effect the damage?

[zenith breach]

i think so

[whole thistle]

He's angry for being bisected

[subtle totem]

they are using real poor people for the tests

[zenith breach]

because i played commoner boss in gentle and grotesque

i usually only ever play grotesque

[north gazelle]

plancon my beloved, use it at veteran rank until the end for easy win

[zenith breach]

MY SWORD BOUNCED OFF OF HIM

[wicked depot]

Lol must be why they approved my pc specs

[wheat leaf]

aight got my first clip of that pointy voulge

[whole thistle]

Yes, if you play with max gore you can slice Willy in half with a knife but you too can get bisected by running into a blade wrong

[zenith breach]

id rather use greatsword in knight tier

[subtle totem]

trust use the medium setting, its way more satisfying and harder

[zenith breach]

i have done that a lot

[zenith breach]

no, i love grotesque too much

i like goriness in my game

[whole thistle]

Real

[whole thistle]

No.1 selling point

[zenith breach]

thought this game was a gore engine at first anyways

[zenith breach]

whole reason i downloaded it

[subtle totem]

i just stopped using it and its so much better, still alot of gore but i dont accidentally cut ppl in half vertically

[north gazelle]

i just bonk everyone

[subtle totem]

it just makes it more fun and less easy

[whole thistle]

Reeaal

[zenith breach]

is that not fun

[viral phoenix]

i swear this is the best weapon in the entire game

[subtle totem]

it gets boring

[north gazelle]

yeah halberd on top

[rigid cairn]

i cut this guys throat open and hes still deadpan staring at me squared up

[north gazelle]

i got 45k abyss with the halberd

[subtle totem]

also it means you can slice them over and over again

[whole thistle]

The plancon or the pitchfork

[zenith breach]

fr

[rigid cairn]

thats ,y favorite weapon

[floral vale]

it's fun sure but not so much when you walk into an axe too fast by 0.1 meters a second and get some fresh air in your lower intestine

[shell bronze]

cheese ass weapon

[ember flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1311873867555409942/1465956498042785905/halfsword_pitchfork_patrick.gif

[zenith breach]

i mean, the game is meant to be a permadeath dark souls sort of thing

plus

[viral phoenix]

the really stodgy one that looks like the mordhau bardiche and not the other 17 halberds

[zenith breach]

i play this game for the gore anyways

[whole thistle]

Half souls

[subtle totem]

no

[north gazelle]

the one in that clip sent just before is the best

[rigid cairn]

im gonna turn on gentle mode just to let my pc breathe a bit

[zenith breach]

i did lose half my sould the first time i beat baron

[long halo]

and then this time i kill him by running into the flat of the scythe head and killing with the axe

[wheat leaf]

bro just cause you use the bottom barrel bastard sword doesnt mean you can diss me for using a cooler weapon

[viral phoenix]

yes! trapezium supremacy

[zenith breach]

fr i turn it down to gruesome when my laptop cries

[whole thistle]

The baron phenomenon

[shell bronze]

my boy you are using the weapon that the most unskilled players use to win gauntlet

[subtle totem]

fr

[shell bronze]

what cool

[zenith breach]

but i beat him like 4 times since

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1465831622883541064/nobody-laughs-with-him-squid-game.gif

[north gazelle]

i can't wait to design a halberd of mass destruction in ea

[zenith breach]

its fun

[whole thistle]

Damn bru your laptop runs gruesome?

[zenith breach]

it runs grotesque

[floral vale]

yea i mean i get what you mean but i feel theres a difference between a death from a mess-up and a death from walking slightly too fast and getting cut in half on the atomic scale because the axe is so sharp it could probably cut the ozone layer

[wheat leaf]

i use all weapons, you use 2 weapons

[zenith breach]

on baron tier

[shell bronze]

i use all weapons tf

[zenith breach]

fair, i like the quick kill time, makes me lock in

[wheat leaf]

you use red bastard sword, and red poleaxe. only weapons youve ever touched

[shell bronze]

unlike you i'm just not particularly proud of using bitchmade weapons

[subtle totem]

except for the non skill ones, so no polearms

[zenith breach]

so therefore, youre a filthy dirty plancon user

[shell bronze]

group ragebait

[zenith breach]

how dare you

[wheat leaf]

im not with them

[shell bronze]

bait of this level does not work on me

[rigid cairn]

me video game crashed anyway

[subtle totem]

your proud that you only use the shit fuck stick that does negative damage

[shell bronze]

what does it make a difference who you claim your allegiance to

[shell bronze]

this but unironically

[rigid cairn]

W half sword demo

[shell bronze]

sorry i'm too good at half sword

[north gazelle]

yall are all pussies, real men uses beggar knife on the whole gauntlet

[zenith breach]

i need to go outside, i found ts tuff

[shell bronze]

beggar tongs*

[zenith breach]

real men kick baron to death

[unborn heart]

do not talk to me if you dont use the tiny little hatchet the whole gauntlet