halfsword-chat-⚔

[buoyant ravine]

why am i in the wrong though...

[coarse tusk]

Down the hall and to the left

[ashen sluice]

Does it say brianstorm or greeen needle

[shell bronze]

holding 105 cruise control in the 97 swimming thru the interstate whats up

[surreal tusk]

brainneedle

[floral vale]

i hear brain needle

[surreal tusk]

greenstorm

[tranquil ledge]

Ahem ITS CORRIDOR

[shell bronze]

my thigh is driving rn

[buoyant ravine]

im pretty sure you cant talk sexual stuff in this server and thats what he did... he said he wanted to do something to willie

[wheat leaf]

Can you set it to 110 rq

[runic portal]

Be careful

[tranquil ledge]

Are you deadass driving dude u might wanna be careful

[tranquil ledge]

ok yeah stop being a fun police

[sharp orchid]

gotta glue yo eyes to the road atp

[ashen sluice]

One sexual joke is fine, continuing it is probably not a good idea, pinging the entire modteam for that one thing is kinda dumb

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-idk-huhhh-gif-23781572

[tranquil ledge]

OH SO I GOT AN UNJUSTIFIED MUTE WOW

[shell bronze]

let me put you guys on some game
about 70-80% of my mid-day activity here is spent while driving

[coarse tusk]

@shell bronze If you die can I get your mod role? I assume you pick a heir to succeed you when becoming mod

[shell bronze]

i just dont announce it

[remote crypt]

huh

[ashen sluice]

Half sword ...?

[runic portal]

No cameras detecting you?

[shell bronze]

glue my eyes to the phone

[wheat leaf]

Based, be careful tho that car is lowkey too beautiful to crash

[tranquil ledge]

I said something about creaming and then it got me muted unexpectedly

[floral vale]

a look of surprise in response to a skillful video clip posted on social messaging platform, discord

[shell bronze]

why would i have cameras on me

[buoyant ravine]

am i actually getting banned or no? because if i am well im gonna be very sad. i love this server and half sword

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-cursed-krw-kas-cia-blet-gif-17649374

[buoyant ravine]

people make mistakes...

[coarse tusk]

@modtoam Help?? NSFW??

[shell bronze]

this is literally a 1997 1k beater that barely gets to 60 miles an hour

[runic portal]

On the the road you doofus

[buoyant ravine]

but its clear my mistake is being an idiot

[ashen sluice]

You wouldvw gotten banned al ready dude

[shell bronze]

5% tint

[soft osprey]

I appreciate your desire to make the server a better place! Yes it was crass, no, sexual stuff is generally not welcome. But a joke here or there, especially with willie, isnt that big a deal. At the very least, not modteam ping worthy

[tranquil ledge]

if you actually @'ed you know how pissed he would be 💀

[wheat leaf]

Oh word I thought you were in the beam, nvm then carry on Ladd

[buoyant ravine]

ive been an idiot day one...

[sharp orchid]

hes got the stare

[shell bronze]

nah this is beater activity

[gritty nebula]

hmm i had this like really nice cream in my birthday cake yesterday it was amazing

[tranquil ledge]

Ok bro

Good for you

[dreamy pelican]

what mods are there out for EA?

[runic portal]

Let him rest

[wheat leaf]

You banned me for a joke here or there smh

[buoyant ravine]

execute me if you must. but i beg for mercy as what i did was a mere mistake i lack common sense for certain things and seen other servers use the modteam ping for stuff like that

[dry elm]

cant wait anymore

release it nowwwwwwwww

[buoyant ravine]

i am guilty of my crimes

[tranquil ledge]

These type of photos with the stare kind of add like a gritty feel

[gritty nebula]

thank you for letting us talk about our willies freely

[buoyant ravine]

time me out... for 12 hours or more...

[ashen sluice]

Not enough, make an essay saying sorry

[coarse tusk]

dudes begging for mercy in half sword general

have some dignity @buoyant ravine

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/headache-stupid-people-oh-my-god-omg-oh-my-gosh-gif-22026951

[soft osprey]

You and specifically only you, nobody else ever, deserved it

[tranquil ledge]

Ur a W you deserve a high five from everyone you work with

[surreal tusk]

lets hope military guy doesn't get his sword halfed

[buoyant ravine]

i shall be put in one of those helmets that are used to shamed girls from the 14th century

[shell bronze]

yes

[wheat leaf]

YOU SET ME UP FOR THAT JOKE

[gritty nebula]

fire mod team

[surreal tusk]

elite knowledge

[tranquil ledge]

That genuinly looks editted

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpinpenguin-carry-jp-jp-carry-jumpinpenguin19-official-jp-carry-gif-1962217404091130615

[tranquil ledge]

What in the world

[surreal tusk]

holy thousand yard stare

[sharp orchid]

yeah i used the half sword photo editor

[buoyant ravine]

its this thing or whatever

[gritty nebula]

excuse me

[buoyant ravine]

silence me

[velvet halo]

Do you guys love me.

[buoyant ravine]

i deserve to be taped for 12 hours

[sharp orchid]

fight night at freddy?

[gritty nebula]

yes

[runic portal]

Is your snake solid yet ?

[tranquil ledge]

FAAAAAAAAH

[gritty nebula]

no

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/here-we-go-again-mamma-gif-8853998840368342446

[remote crypt]

❤️

[tranquil ledge]

Only photo in my entire gallery with The Baron

[soft osprey]

Is this an attempt at a play on words joke or do you mean like…tape you up…

[signal wedge]

Genius move

[vale plaza]

is half sword gonna be online eventualy

[gritty nebula]

FOX YOU MUST EXECUTE A BARREL ROLL!!!

[buoyant ravine]

im serious

if i am to be punished this is the way

[ashen sluice]

What :(

[sharp orchid]

my most recent photo wit da baron

[buoyant ravine]

12 hours or less or more

[soft osprey]

That doesn’t answer my question, it only leaves me with more questions

[buoyant ravine]

take your pick

[tranquil ledge]

looks like he is floating or smth

[gritty nebula]

where is he standing😭

[sharp orchid]

sky

[sharp orchid]

cuz he is

[velvet halo]

Thank you.

[shell bronze]

ask and you receive @buoyant ravine

[mental kelp]

mods ban him right now

[runic portal]

In your head

[tranquil ledge]

You little modders are so cheeky

[surreal tusk]

why is he playing football with the sun

[tranquil ledge]

Just very concerning I must say

[gritty nebula]

holy crap louis he is gone

[sharp orchid]

cuz why not

[soft osprey]

My question is, what you mean by taped? Is it a play on words to a bad joke that you definitely shouldn’t make? Or do you mean timed out? The wording is a bit suspicious

[sharp orchid]

i was gonna send a gif of a cheek but im too afraid to search up cheeks in the gif section

[tranquil ledge]

Some roleplay shit just follow iwth it

[surreal tusk]

fair enough i would do it aswell if i could

[shell bronze]

sounds like someone cant multitask

[ashen sluice]

I dont think he can respond to that yet

[tranquil ledge]

brother waaaaat

[mental tartan]

3 days left lets gooooooo

[mental kelp]

We follow the guidelines here 🗣️

[surreal tusk]

when you lowkey just kick the sun into a distant planet 😂😂😂😂😂

[coarse tusk]

There's nothing good @sharp orchid

[wide nimbus]

yo clueless does the normal knight have aura for dodging this

[sharp orchid]

oh ok

[tranquil ledge]

Gonna play the playtest before the 30th

[sharp orchid]

why did you shooot him

[ashen sluice]

Why does he have a gun

[wide nimbus]

its an energy blast
not a gun

[shell bronze]

neo ass dodge

[remote crypt]

goodnight willie

[ashen sluice]

Goku

[dreamy pelican]

I hope the bosses in the EA are better balanced. In the demo, they have seconary weapons they rarely ever get an opportunity to use. I'd like to see them take more hits before giving up

[tranquil ledge]

The lighting looks so somber

[wide nimbus]

he aint dodging my super special tho

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-3708949419905965398

[gritty nebula]

wait wym playtest?

[tranquil ledge]

The demo?

[surreal tusk]

i think they just mean demo

[gritty nebula]

ohh makes sense

[shell bronze]

elaborate

[tranquil ledge]

It is technically the playtest

[gritty nebula]

no i dont think i will

[surreal tusk]

yes they are pretty much the same thing

[shell bronze]

then i will interpret its meaning myself and determine that you should delete that before something happens

[tranquil ledge]

This is impossible

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/snoopy-giggle-chuckle-lol-gif-6205102778031500293

You fucked up

[gritty nebula]

oh zoinks scoob

[floral vale]

solid snake does not like ice cream it is canonical

[surreal tusk]

in crine 😭😭😭😭

[tranquil ledge]

Nah but tbh I feel like a playtest is a version of like the actual game

[floral vale]

he was just describing what he would do to the ice

(cream)

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1465831622883541064/nobody-laughs-with-him-squid-game.gif

[coarse tusk]

just delete it like a good boy @gritty nebula 🥱

[tranquil ledge]

the version we got right now is a sneak peak of like 20% of the content

[gritty nebula]

yipee more content

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-is-that-a-man-gif-10101828399991516446

[ashen sluice]

Bro think he willie

[jovial dew]

Do we know what time specifically it comes out on Friday?

[tranquil ledge]

Never really experimented with the phototaker that much

[remote crypt]

hopefully a solid 10% tops

[fierce wedge]

it is a long week.

[ashen sluice]

12pm est

[tranquil ledge]

Yeah the cards that I saw look insane

[sharp orchid]

you should you gonna get some crazy results

[tranquil ledge]

I hope the willies are way smarter now

[jovial dew]

Thank you

[jovial dew]

Damn

[gritty nebula]

i cant believe our willies grew hair on them

[jovial dew]

Daym

[tranquil ledge]

They are evolving

[spiral crater]

Why in the full game are not more bald guys ☹️

[runic portal]

They got put on minoxidil

[hidden whale]

https://tenor.com/view/release-is-soon-animeshowdown-cameron-snaliel-dev-gif-13599637959174179933

[jovial dew]

That finasteride is doing gods work

[floral vale]

does anyone else notice how decapitations above the neck kinda dont line up with the lower head and the upper head? like the lower part of the head still attached to the body will still have a part of the nose attached but the upper, detached part will have the whole entire nose on it

[gritty nebula]

steam is gonna crash when half sword releases

[tranquil ledge]

I mean i hope that pile of cards in the trailer gave us some subtext of like a diverse amount of choices

[jovial dew]

Ngl I gotta take some or ima look like a Willie myself soon💀

[ashen sluice]

What would happen if someone broke the nda and showed footage of early access before early access releases?

[tranquil ledge]

That much blood should not be possible god DAYUM

[sharp orchid]

i cut the mf in half what do you expect

[jovial dew]

Yeah, I would imagine they’ll add more as the game develops

[surreal tusk]

i noticed this yesterday, very odd

[remote crypt]

'hans get the camera I caught a live one'

[runic portal]

My hairline looks like vegeta and im 19:(

[tranquil ledge]

Oh my GOD

[wheat leaf]

Game seer’s lawyer will skin you alive

[remote crypt]

absolutely a geneva suggestion screenshot

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bald-goku

[surreal tusk]

hans from kcd

[floral vale]

the execution

[jovial dew]

I’m 19 and same 😭

[hidden whale]

me, performing the ultimate suplex
circa 1456

[jovial dew]

We gotta just accept it lol

[gritty nebula]

one person tried to he ended up as one of the willies

[sharp orchid]

Stop hes already dead!

[dreamy pelican]

Where you goin boi?

[ashen sluice]

Dear god

[surreal tusk]

my hairline used to be cooked but somehow it fixed itself over the course of 2-3 years

[clear vortex]

you died

[surreal tusk]

magic

[sharp orchid]

all this time and I havent shared one of my fav photos

[tranquil ledge]

I mean if the blood looks like the inside of a tsunami then I would assume something else

[soft osprey]

You’ll get a visit from the halfsword hit squad. A group of half naked bald men with stools and farming tools come to your door

[jovial dew]

By itself? Huh

[wheat leaf]

So uh did military dude get banned or nah bros been mad quiet for a lil while now

[jovial dew]

Maybe you had some underlying health issues and not actual genetics @surreal tusk

[runic portal]

It’s hard, fuck hairloss, satans creation

[surreal tusk]

maybe i'm just remembering a really exaggerated version of what it looked like

[soft osprey]

No he asked to be timed out

Sometimes people ask for it lol

[ashen sluice]

Are they perchance named "willie"

[surreal tusk]

i am a virus confirmed

[hidden whale]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-jerry-tom-e-jerry-mouse-gnam-gif-15123486425933471953

[soft osprey]

Perchance

[jovial dew]

Yeah tbh, I don’t really care personally. Build your body, enjoy your life. If you want you can do the supplements but I personally don’t know if I will tbh

[wheat leaf]

Unequal treatment of users, but valid

[ashen sluice]

You cant just say perchance!

[sleek gull]

@warped apex

[jovial dew]

Understandable have a nice day

[soft osprey]

Wdym? He literally requested to be timed out. People genuinely ask for it sometimes

[surreal tusk]

you too brother

[gritty nebula]

should i learn spin kicks or first person view

[jovial dew]

Also the Minecraft animation was so peak, I can’t wait for ep 2 lol

[ashen sluice]

Willie in 1470s couldve learned latin

Think about thag

[soft osprey]

Instead of just not talking in chat they’d rather be forced with a timeout

🤷‍♂️

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/katana-sword-slash-vergil-dmc5-gif-24104353

[runic portal]

It’s so hard to work out for me, I can’t keep the routine and it annoys me, I look like a stick figure lol

[whole kettle]

buh

[wheat leaf]

I did the same shaking my smh

[tranquil ledge]

Yknow im realizing there are gonna be some before and after edits or something

[ashen sluice]

I think he thought he was going to get banned so he requested a timeout instead

Or smth

Idk

[soft osprey]

Oh well we just don’t want you going anywhere ❤️‍🔥

[gritty nebula]

vergil mention

[jovial dew]

Honestly you just gotta force it for a few weeks and you will enjoy it

[gritty nebula]

fyp gonna be littered with them

[ashen sluice]

Me to my willie with a shotgun mod

[jovial dew]

Just gotta build a routine

[wheat leaf]

Yall CLEARLY wanted me anywhere but here in that moment 😭

[tranquil ledge]

Nah but Half sword gotta be pushed out more it is being slept on

[soft osprey]

Why did you force us to want that

Look what YOU made US do

[hidden whale]

caseoh will play it on friday probably

[soft osprey]

Abusive relationship be like

[tranquil ledge]

Oh caseoh for sure, he played that game for like 10 hours

[gritty nebula]

ikr it sucks, didnt like critical play it or something though

[tranquil ledge]

There was like 5 live streams idk

[jovial dew]

It’s because its very hard and very graphic, so it’s harder to push to streamers

[wispy pawn]

I dont get higher tiers. How do you use pole weapons without your legs buckling under you? Practicing in free mode rn, and just by holding LMB Willie starts tilting backwards and legs give out. Its like I cant swing once without falling to my knees

[wheat leaf]

You’re a good ragebaiter I’ll give you that. Doesn’t mean your correct though

[jovial dew]

Strange, I don’t really get that, maybe your sensitivity is too high?

[dreamy pelican]

FUCK why doesnt the flash have to deal with this shit?!

[runic portal]

Probably, most people don’t change it, idk why

[tranquil ledge]

"A game for everyone, is a game for no one." - Arrowhead Games

[acoustic fulcrum]

tf

[prisma saffron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1247608381137489930/soon_tm.gif

[acoustic fulcrum]

bro got pushed by the force

[gritty nebula]

bro got hit with the invis woman push

[tranquil ledge]

I wish the game was released on saturday since yknow the unemployed get to play it first

[shell bronze]

you're

[hidden whale]

a lot of people have the same first experince with this game thats why i think its not super mega hyped. and that is they boot it up, and flail their arms around at the default sens which is set tooooooo high and they never realize you can actuallymaster your weapon and have true precision if they just fiddle with it.
so a lot of ppl complain of "stupid bad conrols" when its really just them being dumb

[gritty nebula]

just move to australia

[wheat leaf]

[acoustic fulcrum]

whole point of the game is ragdoll physic like?

maybe

[jovial dew]

Yeah I never said it was a bad thing

[prisma saffron]

me and my buddy are gonna play it on my break at home depot

we gotta tv

[gilded veldt]

how would the unemployed buy it

[little verge]

https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/news/dlss-highguard-half-sword-code-vein-ii-arc-raiders-headwinds/

[gritty nebula]

HOLY SHIT

dlss on half sword is huge

[tranquil ledge]

oh my god I NEED THIS NOW

[remote crypt]

wee

[prisma saffron]

sometimes i forget halfsword isnt as niche anymore

this is good news

[wispy pawn]

Nearly minimum sence

[runic portal]

It’s so weird for me that people don’t check options and get an overview of the controls and change sense to something comfortable

[gilded veldt]

i remember joining during the no blood playtest

[gritty nebula]

guys im already playing half sword 2

[tranquil ledge]

LITERALLY I CAN BARELY RUN A BRAVE STAND WITHOUT LAGGING

[hidden whale]

it boggles my mind too, a lot of games default settings are literally unplayable so you have to fiddle wiht them

[tranquil ledge]

Wait so how does this Nvidia thing work like is it gonna be already integrated or do I gotta download something

[prisma saffron]

i played the itch demo in summer 23, was like "this is some weird shit", got off, discovered they had a demo in november, and simeotaniously i got more into history

[gritty nebula]

new drivers do you know how to update them

[sharp orchid]

figured out how to get custom frames without mods

[jovial dew]

Tbh the main thing I want to happen in early access is better optimization

[tranquil ledge]

wdym new drivers?

[hidden whale]

the devs should put a flag or tool tip that tells players to change and fine tune their sensitivity before playing the game, because im foreseeing a lot of refunds and shit talkers on steam who dont mess with settings aand leave it all default XD

[runic portal]

It probably will have

[gritty nebula]

for your gpu

[tranquil ledge]

Oh update my drivers I feel like just restarting my computer will work

[gritty nebula]

oh hell noooo

[gilded veldt]

cant wait to instantly see 5 reviews on steam that are jokes about willies

[runic portal]

Definitely, all games should have that

[jovial dew]

Yeah I would imagine, the game runs well enough for me, but it does start lagging a bit on high graphics when there’s many people

[gritty nebula]

your telling me you have NEVER updated your drivers?

[wide nimbus]

i dont think he dodged it

[tranquil ledge]

Nah im joking how do I restart em

[gritty nebula]

nvidia app

[prisma saffron]

bro is almight

[gritty nebula]

prob releasing soon

[next gazelle]

mild inconvenience

[runic portal]

Is that edited or a mod?

[jovial dew]

Skill issue ngl

[dreamy pelican]

POV: Ur an npc begging for mercy

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/let-them-go-alex-boye-little-bit-more-cover-song-let-them-leave-they-can-go-gif-21444419

[maiden beacon]

should'be dodged

[soft osprey]

If someone refunds because they don’t get the concept of mouse sensitivity the games not gonna be for them anyway

[hidden whale]

you would be astonished at how many ppl that is true for XD

[gilded veldt]

i think i remember halfsword being review bombed at some point in time

[runic portal]

It is crazy

[soft osprey]

Im actually going to demand the halfsword team to pay me to play it

[hidden whale]

ppl just boot up and play games and dont have thoughts for the most part, as in casual gamers

[runic portal]

Still, if it doesn’t feel right, why not change it and check settings ???

[soft osprey]

I can’t wait for people to start doing remote Splitscreen. Everyone’s gonna be using their thousand hours of practice with fancy techniques n shit, just to get bonked in the head by a pole hammer in one swing because they’re not playing half assed AI anymore

[signal wedge]

ok

[soft osprey]

[soft osprey]

Out of everyone in the server, all 150k people, you were the ONLY ONE I wasn’t talking to

[mental kelp]

just to be shot by a crossbow right as they step out the door

[signal wedge]

theres 148k btw bro rounded up

[soft osprey]

☝️

[runic portal]

Congrats on the pregnancy!

[maiden beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-gang-praised-gif-14847923944265501688

[dreamy pelican]

halfsword today

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/the-punisher-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-noooooo-dream-sequence-gif-3498303690144489723

Did you know that they named it halfsword because

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/terrifier-art-the-clown-gif-26980247

[signal wedge]

because

[soft osprey]

So true king

[signal wedge]

they call me the ratman

[soft osprey]

Is it because

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-blink-creepy-rat-gif-13440639

[gritty nebula]

did the chat dir

die

[signal wedge]

yeah

[gritty nebula]

damn

[jovial dew]

Yeah I halfsworded it

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-pokemon-electric-type-cute-sad-gif-16871151

[jovial dew]

🎶Pick a card🎶

🎶any card🎶

[signal wedge]

I want the 12 of farts

[jovial dew]

🎶step intoooo the yard🎶

[soft osprey]

Your 1500 hours when your head meets cold steel

[wispy pawn]

One bout away from fighting baron for the first time LETS GOOOOOOO

[jovial dew]

Sending to your house in 10, 9, 8…

[wispy pawn]

I WILL beat gauntlet before early access I WILL

[coarse tusk]

the death stick is going to make so many desk holes

[runic portal]

Do it

[jovial dew]

🎶come and make your Dada proud 🎶

[ashen sluice]

are the willies going to disintegrate when they surrender or die in the ultimate challenge and abyss in early access?

[runic portal]

Daddy

[runic portal]

Hope not, will probably be an option maybe?

[wispy pawn]

Why am I not allowed to put media in this chat?

[soft osprey]

Also pole hammers are absolutely gonna be meta in any multiplayer scene. Unless you do unarmored, in which case swords would be king. But that would also make for real quick fights

[runic portal]

Low level

[floral vale]

idk you tell me

[wispy pawn]

Ah

[jovial dew]

Would be cool to have sabers in the game, tho tbh it’s not historically accurate for the period unfortunately

[dreamy pelican]

I cant wait for split screen, imma play this with my 4 yr old cousin

[runic portal]

Lightsabers!

[jovial dew]

Lmao actually mod idea

Wtf was that autocorrect

[runic portal]

I want force push too

[soft osprey]

Don’t even give him a chance to win ever

[jovial dew]

Does that count as abuse?

Good job, continue

[ashen sluice]

bash the brains in of the willies and show your cousin

[dreamy pelican]

cant beat him down with my fists irl so

[ashen sluice]

im sure he'll be joyful

[dreamy pelican]

I do it ingame

[jovial dew]

As a person with a younger brother: fair

[jovial dew]

That bastard was beating me half the time when we played hellish quart tho lmao

That Cossack blood is doing wonders ig

Що ти мелеш друже

[wispy pawn]

Just beat knight tier for the first time LETS GOOOO WOOOOOO

[jovial dew]

Yeah tbh the last tiers before the baron are fairly safe

[tall dagger]

ouch

[placid yoke]

Is it true Half Sword is dropping fully on the 30th?

[floral vale]

breaking jaws would be crazy

[runic portal]

Yesss, check stela page

Steam

[wispy pawn]

I thought i fought baron after knight. Is he after ultimate challenge? Do you unlock playing as him through UC or abyss?

[hidden whale]

https://tenor.com/view/internet-explorer-gif-17505087808200651811

is it true that the gore update is coming on jan 30th?

[floral vale]

can you imagine landing a good left hook and just seeing the slacked jaw

[jovial dew]

Yes he is

And boy will you suffer

[quaint ingot]

Umm

[placid yoke]

will the Early access be free to play or will it need to be paid for

[hidden whale]

https://tenor.com/view/aaa-wire-jesse-gif-15286962507291811283

[red stream]

hes a bit painful, get a sword in halfsword and aim for arm pits

[wispy pawn]

Also now that ive beat knight tier that's saved in my game after I reopen?

[jovial dew]

Let’s hope they add it in free access

[jovial dew]

Will have to pay

[runic portal]

Ragebait

[floral vale]

$25 usd before 2 week launch discount

[gilded veldt]

25 dollars, on discount for the first 2 weeks of release

[floral vale]

not sure what discount is

[gritty nebula]

YEESSSSSS

WOOOOOHOOOO

[jovial dew]

Probably like 20%

[placid yoke]

at least it ain't 70$ Im happy as can be

[gritty nebula]

its like 20 aud on sale

[ashen sluice]

there will be but its very brutal and isnt coming until way later after early access initial release

[wise halo]

Yes I would love to see that shizzle, I would love to see m00 getting demolished by some rando that never fucking played the game and just gambles

[gritty nebula]

rumour says 20 aud so translate that to usd

[ashen sluice]

this i think is a very old screenshot

[jovial dew]

Damn this is crazy

[ashen sluice]

idk

[floral vale]

sounds fair

[ashen sluice]

its probably improved now

[wheat leaf]

Finally. My 1000 hours of historical poleaxe training will be applicable

[runic portal]

After early access? Ughh fuck me

[gritty nebula]

not even 30$ its gonna be on sale aswell

[soft osprey]

Glad to hear it. You’ll be happier to know it’s less than $30

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-scared-holding-breath-terrified-gif-5049853410287167077

[soft osprey]

Plus a sale the first two weeks

[ashen sluice]

before full release but after early access

[gilded veldt]

they call me John Hand Bandit the way i snatch their hands

[wise halo]

friday

[gritty nebula]

its less then 25

[wise halo]

what time will it releaseeeeeeeeeeee

[gritty nebula]

12pm

[floral vale]

10 am pst

[wise halo]

I need europe time

Amsterdamn

[warped apex]

Well that was smooth

[ashen sluice]

no new gore in early access upon first release, BUT NEW BLOOD!!

[wise halo]

Amsterdammned

[dreamy pelican]

Wha- what the fuck, I thought I was the main character, bro not only cut off my hand but knocked me out of slow motion with a hoe.

[wheat leaf]

Hamsterdam

[floral vale]

6 pm in amsterdam

[gritty nebula]

its like 12pm est or something, i am aussie so ill just pull an all nighter to do it

[runic portal]

That’s good I guess, are you sure that no new gore will be available?

[wise halo]

cool I can buy it right after work

[wise halo]

yes it's not at first ea release

[gilded veldt]

this must be Truest John Hand Bandit

[ashen sluice]

a dev confirmed it in #1279922212421505149

[gritty nebula]

no

[floral vale]

theres certainly worse

[runic portal]

Those pics are more than 2 years old?

[ashen sluice]

exactly, and its probably way better now

and it'll get better

[gritty nebula]

then i hopped on half sword

[runic portal]

I wonder when it will come out then

[gritty nebula]

give it 6 months maybe

[ashen sluice]

yeah but like... this is crazy work so far

[dreamy pelican]

Beating this game in first person feels impossible but damn is it goofy and fun

[floral vale]

i feel like the death gargles and screams are worse than the gore

[gritty nebula]

5 am release date for people in nsw btw

[misty flame]

MEGAKNIGHTTT

[runic portal]

Jesus Christ on a crutch

[ashen sluice]

from 2024 btw, it will be better again

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/mega-knight-clash-royale-clash-of-clans-pekka-gif-9493443644511047740

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[misty flame]

i megaknighted his ass

[gritty nebula]

jesus christ i am not turning on the gore when it comes out

[runic portal]

I think I’ll feel bad when killing Willie’s if it looks like that, Damn

[floral vale]

fist play gonna be crazy with this gore

[dreamy pelican]

I can't wait

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/unreal-unreal-engine-computer-smoking-computer-smoking-gif-24575019

[dreamy pelican]

to not crash

[runic portal]

Don’t use cinematic, it’s not supposed to be played with

[gritty nebula]

maybe

[ashen sluice]

especially withmax damage to npcs

[gilded veldt]

what IS cinematic for

[floral vale]

cinematic photos and videos

[dreamy pelican]

ur mom

[gritty nebula]

camera

[runic portal]

Screenshot

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-wojak-soyjak-marcvin5-gif-13903021270190271130

[runic portal]

Yes

[gritty nebula]

30fps on a 5070

[ashen sluice]

do you guys wanna play half sword

[runic portal]

Exactly don’t use it!!

[gritty nebula]

quarter sword

[floral vale]

1/128th sword

[runic portal]

Mobile developers have no shame, and I’m sure they make big bank out of it too

[ashen sluice]

whats that supposed to mean given the context

[wispy pawn]

So now that ive beaten gauntlet, is there no way to play a standard gauntlet again? If I want to start from beggar again and see how fast I can do it, I need to delete save data?

[ashen sluice]

true

[wispy pawn]

I just have it all unlocked forever now?

[runic portal]

Half blood….

[quaint ingot]

ow

[ashen sluice]

dude that sword is LODGED

[ashen sluice]

minor fracture

[runic portal]

Deeper

[gritty nebula]

60 seconds per frame

[wispy pawn]

If you beat gauntlet, progress is permanently saved and you cant play gauntlet again?

That sucks ass

Wtf

[gilded veldt]

don't get your neck in a twist now buddy

[runic portal]

No there is a way, you need to delete the save

[remote crypt]

you can delete the save file

[wispy pawn]

What a terrible design choice

That's horrid

[gritty nebula]

reason why its a demo

[runic portal]

Ahem demo

[dreamy pelican]

When you dont know whether you won, absolute cinema

[floral vale]

you can replay gauntlet though???

[quaint ingot]

I didn’t have to delete my save it just reset when I started Half Sword afain

[floral vale]

at least thats how it is for me

whenever i beat gauntlet it just resets

[runic portal]

Weird

[dreamy pelican]

is that ur mom?

[gilded veldt]

tbag i think

[dreamy pelican]

shes beautiful

[wide nimbus]

edited

[runic portal]

Hey now, that content is only allowed on onlywillies

[wispy pawn]

"Its a demo" boohoo, no shit. I can say a choice is poor in a demo, just like I can say a choice is genius

[signal wedge]

I'm uh, I'm gonna delete this

[gritty nebula]

woohoo

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-spongebob-patrick-star-derp-duh-gif-21500047

[gritty nebula]

me when im bad at a demo

[gilded veldt]

youre acting like you paid for the game lmao get over it its deleting one file

[quaint ingot]

I love how I can’t see any gifs

[runic portal]

It’s not like it’s hard to delete a save tho?

[signal wedge]

have you tried opening your eyes first

[remote crypt]

nice

[quaint ingot]

Tried to fix the problem but still doesn’t work

[wispy pawn]

Did you imagine a comment I wrote what are you even responding to

[signal wedge]

damn that's all I had

[gritty nebula]

me when i cant search up “how to delete save file half sword”

[remote crypt]

Press Alt-Z to Open the Nvidia Overlay hours

[quaint ingot]

I can still see photos it’s just gifs that I can’t see

[misty flame]

MEKGAKNIGHTT

[runic portal]

It’s crazy how people never google stuff. Just why? They always make a Reddit thread instead

[ashen sluice]

grok tell me how to beat commoner boss

[gritty nebula]

careful hes been typing for a full minute

[north sorrel]

\

[remote crypt]

you posted this already

[red stream]

poke him

[wispy pawn]

Ive been having an amazing time with the demo, just beat gauntlet for the first time, loved it, and i want to play it more. Its odd to remove a game mode as a reward for beating the game mode. Yall acting like I'm salty I lost or something

[misty flame]

no i posted this

[runic portal]

Finger but hole

[remote crypt]

close enough

[ashen sluice]

@quartz linden how do i beat commoner boss

[misty flame]

i gave willie a willie

[elfin abyss]

not really.. it's different enough to not be the same

[signal wedge]

bro thinks this is dark souls

[gilded veldt]

bodyslammed willie and it caused my game to crash
i think i broke every bone in his body consecutively

[light pike]

bro add a ki blast to this

[gritty nebula]

me when i dont search something up

[light pike]

it lowkey looks like hes shootin somethin

[wispy pawn]

I know how to delete save data bitch

[misty flame]

yall what you guys want me to do?

[runic portal]

How should we know that you know?

[gritty nebula]

me when i DO search something up

[misty flame]

give me a chalenge

[elfin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-oprahs-bank-account-meme-laptop-gif-20803826

me when i can just restart the game to get back into the gauntlet

[wispy pawn]

Can you read

[dreamy pelican]

Fun fact: Egyptians used baboons like we use modern police dogs

[ashen sluice]

calm down

[gilded veldt]

YO!!!

[wispy pawn]

Try again

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/salsa-dance-salsa-dancing-dance-football-twitter-sports-twitter-dance-sports-twitter-gif-9983991042154241861

[elfin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/dap-me-up-dap-me-up-gay-gif-15098348701378709709

[sand herald]

From the other day

[remote crypt]

narnia

[gilded veldt]

holy crap lois its john halfsword

[gritty nebula]

calm down brotosynthesis

[remote crypt]

I wish I cared when i was getting my fundamentals in terms of crazy throws

cuz god

[elfin abyss]

dude's so mad for NO reason XDDD

[remote crypt]

I love watching them

[runic portal]

It’s not like that for me, my progress gets saved

[ashen sluice]

did you make this mod

[sand herald]

what mod

[elfin abyss]

i mean you can restart by beating the gauntlet.. and it restets

resets*

[gritty nebula]

holy shit how do you even do this

[sand herald]

The loadout selector?

[ashen sluice]

theres no mods..?

[runic portal]

No?

[sand herald]

Besides the modded loadout, no

[wispy pawn]

I said something that frustrated me and you were first to respond with ridicule

[elfin abyss]

whenever i beat the gauntlet i can just start over

idk guess my games better

[wispy pawn]

Rude

[gritty nebula]

chill out bronana

[runic portal]

Weird, you’re supposed to unlock the baron as a Class

[ashen sluice]

how crazy is your dpi holy 😭

[elfin abyss]

Doris, People have opinions

[elfin abyss]

it's unlocked lol just in freeplay

[sand herald]

26k dpi + maxed in game sensitivity

[wispy pawn]

Indeed

[grand tulip]

TWO DAYS FOLKS

TWO

UNTIL HALF SWORD

AYHGHIRUEJD

[elfin abyss]

two days till we can half our swords

[grand tulip]

I CANT WAIT

[gritty nebula]

woohoo

[ashen sluice]

hwat

[gilded veldt]

can you believe it guys? halfsword! just 2 days away!

[north wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/a-quiet-place-a-quiet-place-the-road-ahead-two-two-days-left-gif-12897379879506923282

[wispy pawn]

And removing gauntlet after beating gauntlet is lame. Thats my whole opinion

[past abyss]

GAY

[signal wedge]

Timeout time

[grand tulip]

my sword is so ready to be halfed

[gritty nebula]

stop the spammer

[sand herald]

what the hell

[grand tulip]

party pooper

[elfin abyss]

its doesnt remove the gauntlet

[north wigeon]

wtf

[gritty nebula]

im not gonna say this again DELETE THE SAVE FILE😭

[ashen sluice]

someone is getting banned ,,,,

[elfin abyss]

mods crush that guys skull

[gritty nebula]

excuse me

[runic portal]

Damn I’m stupid

[wispy pawn]

But it does. I have to delete save data to play gauntlet

[north wigeon]

mods please kill him

[gritty nebula]

MODS CRUSH HIS BALLS WITH THE ROCK

[elfin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-lowtiergod-mods-crush-his-skull-low-tier-god-mods-gif-8715390860577435202

[north wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805585135147024394/1389351246389055661/unnamed-1.webp

[elfin abyss]

Not me

i dont have to.

[gilded veldt]

why is it that every single sword feels really dull

[elfin abyss]

your game might be buggin'

[gilded veldt]

axe is goated

[elfin abyss]

you getting the game on release rupert?

[north wigeon]

What tier you on?

[gilded veldt]

indeed

[signal wedge]

What did he post? It was deleted so quickly

[wispy pawn]

If you unlock ultimate challenge, then try to play gauntlet from beggar you're fighting knights

[gritty nebula]

swing harder

[gilded veldt]

uhhhhhhh i think its uhh

third one

[elfin abyss]

soemone being smothered with an ass

[ashen sluice]

can you check mod logs?

[north wigeon]

ass <\3

[elfin abyss]

i beaat the challenge and it resets

[gritty nebula]

2 people on a bed one fat person sitting on another human being smothering the other

[elfin abyss]

DOris i've played since the game came out

[signal wedge]

Trying, it's not letting me view the gif 💔

[elfin abyss]

its someone being smothered by an ass

[ashen sluice]

oh its of a fat girl smothering some guy's head with her ass...

[elfin abyss]

im tryna say taht

[ashen sluice]

😭

[elfin abyss]

THATS WHAT I M SAAAAAAAAAAAAYIN

[wispy pawn]

I do not have access to beggar gauntlet without fighting knights

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-sorprendido-shaquille-oneal-gif-7318718906883567382

[north wigeon]

ban that mf for nsfw

NOW

[wispy pawn]

And I say that and half the people take it as a chance to dunk

[signal wedge]

I think he left

[dreamy pelican]

UGgh nother crash I cant wait for fukin friday

[elfin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-tweaking-black-guy-shaking-floor-gif-17800569265142365429

[ashen sluice]

he didnt leave

[runic portal]

Turn off blood

[ashen sluice]

💔

[dreamy pelican]

fuck that

[gritty nebula]

it was fizzsoda

[elfin abyss]

doris is tweaking T_T

[north wigeon]

@opal nacelle you sent nsfw shut the fuck up

[runic portal]

Then you’ll have to deal with crashes

[wispy pawn]

What is your deal im trying to play a game i like

[gritty nebula]

it was him

[dreamy pelican]

ideally it wont crash in EA

[gritty nebula]

@axetheboi sent the nsfw

[ashen sluice]

half sword mightbe the greatest game of all time

[elfin abyss]

oh ofc he is in the hyperbox server

[gritty nebula]

hes banned

[elfin abyss]

W MODS

ALL YA'LL GET A COOKIE

[gritty nebula]

w mods

[north wigeon]

W mods

[runic portal]

Yes but this is a solution for the meantime

[north wigeon]

two days

[ashen sluice]

w seed ❤️‍🩹

[elfin abyss]

hurt by nine inch nails

[ashen sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-funny-confiscated-ominous-meme-gif-15499741898661421269

[dreamy pelican]

You're the solution in the meantime 😳

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/cringekingdom-wolfmud-wolfmald-what-the-hell-wh-gif-26241632

[elfin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/steal-meme-gif-10529824212370830454

[remote crypt]

Genuine face of half sword.

Glad he is

he's upside down

[gritty nebula]

give me the mod im begging🙏

[gilded veldt]

probably hs enhancer

[elfin abyss]

hs enhancer

[runic portal]

Hey hey, take it easy big guy

[elfin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/dap-me-up-dap-me-up-gay-gif-15098348701378709709

[gritty nebula]

whats they hyperbox server

[glad sentinel]

PvP was displayed on the Half Life Trailer probably through steam play

[signal wedge]

Make sure its peanut butter

[elfin abyss]

sandbox gore-game

[gritty nebula]

thank you

[wispy pawn]

Ok so if you beat knight boss and unlock ultimate challenge, CAN you replay gauntlet from beggar without deleting save data? Im getting conflicting info

[gritty nebula]

hmm ok

[elfin abyss]

FOR SURE MAN! I LOVE PEANUT BUTTA COOKIES]

[small glen]

Wassup silly, wanna make pillow forts?

[elfin abyss]

yes -_-

[signal wedge]

They are the best

[elfin abyss]

thats how it works for me

[past abyss]

who the hell is @opal nacelle

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-disappointed-disgusting-disgusted-looking-gif-6561690286467128067

[wispy pawn]

You are the conflicting info

[elfin abyss]

if you beat the gauntlet

shut the hell up doris

[small glen]

Y u so mean

[elfin abyss]

mods beat doris up for me

[gritty nebula]

those like 3 ingredient ones are amazing

[gilded veldt]

i had the dishonor of actually playing that game and it really sucks
its a basic unreal engine asset flip with horrible optimization

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-memes-memes2022funny-meme-face-punch-gif-25436787

[signal wedge]

I LOVE SOFT PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES

[misty flame]

i did this to willie

[small glen]

Gorebox >>>>>

[runic portal]

Amazing

Made some today

[gritty nebula]

mods, skin him

[runic portal]

!

[elfin abyss]

thank you vincent for beating doris up

but you should have used this gif

https://tenor.com/view/mark-jump-attack-gif-24628203

[ashen sluice]

isnt gorebox from that one roblox game

called gorebox

[elfin abyss]

No

[small glen]

No...

[elfin abyss]

Gore box is better than hyperbox

[gilded veldt]

the peasants yearn for a silly little jester outfit on release

[small glen]

Gorebox

[runic portal]

I wanted to use the Omni man gif where he beats up mark, but i couldn’t find it

[elfin abyss]

but people are extremely against furries and... literally racist there

[gritty nebula]

looks like teardown

[elfin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-punch-ez-bitch-gif-22647125

[gritty nebula]

anti anti furrys

[ashen sluice]

someone was both of that to me today here

[raw topaz]

You have this game ?

[wispy pawn]

If i try to start gauntlet from beggar tier its +7 score bonus vs a knight

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-gif-21644488

[misty flame]

can you do this in gorebox

[elfin abyss]

yeah too many racists and anti fur's

[small glen]

Yeah, actually

[misty flame]

do it then

[elfin abyss]

well they are mean.. they deserve to explode

[gritty nebula]

racist people mean

[small glen]

I have a bunch

[elfin abyss]

i think you are cool

[misty flame]

show it

[small glen]

Literally just grab them then jump off a skyscraper

Sure just give me a minute

[floral vale]

whos racist and against furries idk i just got back

[elfin abyss]

dude most of the people there are racist..

[elfin abyss]

the entire gorebox server

[gritty nebula]

god of war type shit

[misty flame]

you only have guns in gorebox and meles

[grand tulip]

that game's good?

[runic portal]

What is gorebox?

[elfin abyss]

gorebox is ass

[floral vale]

those games tend to garner those types

[misty flame]

ik

[elfin abyss]

it needs optimized

[gilded veldt]

i cant get that fuckass release trailer song out of my head

[gritty nebula]

wait i thought hyperbox was bad?

[small glen]

You can grab people yk

[small glen]

How

[humble iris]

good concept

bad execution

[grand tulip]

how good of a pc does it need

[gritty nebula]

wait is hyperbox or gorebox better

[elfin abyss]

well then ew update broke custom maps, and the game crashes easily when a crying kid decides to get mad

[small glen]

A microwave

[gritty nebula]

is it mobile or something?

[elfin abyss]

gorebox is better. but gorebox is bad

[misty flame]

brocacho

[misty flame]

you clicked ragdoll

[runic portal]

Pick a card

[misty flame]

i have gorebox on my phone

[gritty nebula]

any card

[elfin abyss]

any card. 🔥

[jovial dew]

Step intoooo the yard

[small glen]

Yeah how bad of a device do you need to be unable to run it

Tf are you using

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/salsa-dance-salsa-dancing-dance-football-twitter-sports-twitter-dance-sports-twitter-gif-9983991042154241861

[jovial dew]

Dude fighting on a horse would go so hard ngl

[runic portal]

Yess

[gritty nebula]

yes we need a horse in the horde game mode

[toxic sundial]

Sounds like it would be buggy as fuck

[misty flame]

gorebox has a discord server you know that

[celest lily]

I’m so excited 🥺

[small glen]

Ik

[jovial dew]

Yeah probably why it’s not in the game XD

[misty flame]

why you in here

[runic portal]

I agree Danny Sullivan

[grand tulip]

step into the yard 🗣️

[gritty nebula]

like a enemy on a horse for the horde game mode thats releasing

[toxic sundial]

Jousting matches in half sword would be insane. Imagine the physics

[grand tulip]

discord servers go off topic alot

[runic portal]

Shrinking balls in cold

[gilded veldt]

guys i am ofishul hafsorde def reel and i am gongig to comfirfmr sombi mode yes ssosmbis

[gritty nebula]

red dead 2 meantion

[misty flame]

alr check this out

[floral vale]

horse physics

the half sword devs' worst nightmare

[grand tulip]

only rdr2 has thst

[small glen]

why is there hair on yer ass, such an attitude

[elfin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-away-elijah-rivera-giovanni-rivera-gio-and-eli-toss-gif-17673895

[jovial dew]

Or like imagine an ice lake map where you can actually break the ice

[grand tulip]

fire

[gritty nebula]

what

[jovial dew]

Would be buggy as hell too

[runic portal]

Real life has that too!

[misty flame]

your ass is the one starting drama

[gritty nebula]

no it would be horsey

[toxic sundial]

What would be the horse equivalent to Willy?

[small glen]

how 😭

[jovial dew]

I love my horsey and my horsey loves me

[small glen]

dude i literally was talking about the game

[elfin abyss]

we playin' real life 2?

[celest lily]

When’s that coming out?

[gritty nebula]

guys istg when are they realising life 2

[elfin abyss]

4050

[grand tulip]

the gameplay looks like it needs nasa computers

[misty flame]

i just told you ragdooled

[celest lily]

I ain’t making it

[jovial dew]

After the WW3 event is done and they full release

[gilded veldt]

what if half life had swords
would it be called half sword

[small glen]

okay..?

[misty flame]

you didnt grab him

[celest lily]

They going to have to put my brain in a computer or something

[misty flame]

i played gorebox

[gritty nebula]

[misty flame]

you have the shrink item

[elfin abyss]

ivan stop starting shit

[jovial dew]

Yeah but then it won’t really be you cause your brain will get destroyed

[floral vale]

they going to have to put my brain in the bowl of my cranium of something

[celest lily]

wtf are yall doing to them

[gritty nebula]

holy shit is this apart of the gore thing

[misty flame]

im just saying whats in the game

[celest lily]

A person who thinks all the time

[runic portal]

Beating half sword as a brain in a box using electrochemical pulses!

[celest lily]

This would be the life

[gilded veldt]

cant wait for halfsword suicide mod

[gritty nebula]

they should add skeletons so stuff only comes off of certain parts

[gritty nebula]

chivalry 2

[celest lily]

Just bash your head on the wood barrier

[runic portal]

Mordhau

[gilded veldt]

god forbid a fella wants to turn the sword on himself

[celest lily]

lol

[jovial dew]

🎶Bash his head into the mud🎶

[gritty nebula]

for anyone who play chivalry 2 and is new its f10 for mini map

[runic portal]

Mordhau better

[celest lily]

🤨

[misty flame]

guess what happened to willie

[gritty nebula]

i dont care i just like playing chivalry 2

[floral vale]

hmmmm

[gritty nebula]

i dont even know what mordhau is

[runic portal]

It was a joke, I like both

[gritty nebula]

mordhau more like MOLDhau BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[misty flame]

hmmm

[runic portal]

Medieval slasher like chiv

[misty flame]

ima make more cool pictures

[gritty nebula]

i describe chivalry like battlefield but medieval thh

tbh

[jovial dew]

I really hope that jester is a secret boss or smth

[elfin abyss]

i bet you half sword that ivan andjelkov is younger than 15

[gilded veldt]

i really want a jester outfit

i think itd be comedic

[jovial dew]

Lmao actually peak

And emotes

[runic portal]

Look in the mirror

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-wojak-soyjak-marcvin5-gif-13903021270190271130

[elfin abyss]

dont tell my homie that

[jovial dew]

But only as jester

[gritty nebula]

aww : (

[runic portal]

Haha

[elfin abyss]

anyways

[jovial dew]

Jesters are cool tho

[elfin abyss]

half-sword vr

when

[runic portal]

Yes

[celest lily]

I been saying this

[gritty nebula]

5 years

[jovial dew]

Facts, that would explode pcs tho

[runic portal]

Blade and sorcery with gore mods

[elfin abyss]

the duality of man

[jovial dew]

Send 2-3 years in development and forget

[celest lily]

Yeah

[zinc schooner]

i love the light

[jovial dew]

Nah it’s too easy

[gilded veldt]

didnt the devs say this was MORE likely than multiplayer

[elfin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-idk-idk-about-that-gif-7336250873949261946

[jovial dew]

That’s my problem with it , there’s 0 challenge

[elfin abyss]

YOUTUBE STOP GIVING ME ANTI FURRY VIDEOS

[jovial dew]

Did they???

Damn

[elfin abyss]

you know who i AM

[gilded veldt]

wheres faq

[elfin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-gif-21644488

[runic portal]

You need to make it fun, i like doing cool moves and takedowns etc, you gotta be creative

[ashen sluice]

youtube has been giving me anti furry vids too 😭

[celest lily]

No

[jovial dew]

Nah dude I have like 300 hours, it’s fun but it’s no halfsword vr

[elfin abyss]

we must both kill youtube

[gritty nebula]

ha ha its only 0.000000000002 percent instead of 0.000000000001 peecent

[jovial dew]

It’s more like a powerfantasy

[gilded veldt]

why does cutting willie perfectly in half double his voice

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-wojak-soyjak-marcvin5-gif-13903021270190271130

[gritty nebula]

iuhno

[celest lily]

2 bodies

[gilded veldt]

good point

[ashen sluice]

he has two mouths duh

[runic portal]

It has internals like brains and innards

[gilded veldt]

i just chopped willie's arm clean off

[celest lily]

I’m so sad I have to work on release day 😔

[jovial dew]

Damn those limited deals be going crazy, cut one Willie get the other for free

[gilded veldt]

oly molay

[celest lily]

I tried that once

[jovial dew]

Yeah but it’s not the fun for me tho, I want it to feel more like I’m sword fighting than beating helpless people

Is it just me or they used to be smarter before full release?

[runic portal]

I understand that

[elfin abyss]

cant wait till they update the demo

[celest lily]

Erm

[gritty nebula]

2 days bretheren

[elfin abyss]

fishy

they will update the demo

[jovial dew]

• if we do talk about gore, you can only slice up their limbs in the specific places

[celest lily]

Yeah man

[runic portal]

Well you can slice them in half horizontally

[elfin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-cry-sad-gun-aim-gif-16220733

[celest lily]

No please

[elfin abyss]

it has to be done

[jovial dew]

You can but it’s still janky

[gritty nebula]

look at the flowers fishy

[jovial dew]

Tbh halfsword vr is probably gonna be helmet on and then you use mouse and keyboard in first person

[celest lily]

https://tenor.com/view/the-walking-dead-carol-the-walking-dead-look-at-the-flowers-gif-12894680296559013713

[celest lily]

Close enough

[jovial dew]

Still good

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-embed-embed-failure-fail-failure-gif-3459129634209334879

[runic portal]

Why wouldn’t it work tho? There multiple vr injectors that works with unreal engine games

[celest lily]

I’m new to this

[gritty nebula]

iuhno

[celest lily]

I feel like a mod will come out in due time

[gilded veldt]

realistically speaking with the physics based combat it might not be too hard to integrate functional vr support

[gritty nebula]

no multiplayer at all

[jovial dew]

A lot of physics that is hard to do for vr

[celest lily]

Local

[gritty nebula]

only splitscreen

[jovial dew]

It’s not built for vr originally so it’s gonna be hard to make it work

[celest lily]

Yea but the pc does it all

[misty flame]

noooo

my game crashed

[runic portal]

You can still technically play it in vr with the injectors, it won’t be full vr support tho

[mellow glen]

Will full release have multiplayer

[floral vale]

local splitscreen

no lan

[gritty nebula]

you code the plug in for multiplayer then

[floral vale]

or online