halfsword-chat-⚔

[rapid pond]

Cut someone in thrice with the wood

[formal forum]

How do you close your fist??? It only lets me slap them

Axe best weapon

[runic portal]

hold both mouse buttons

[formal forum]

It doesn't look like eg was doing that tho

[placid coyote]

you make a punch motion with only one click held down

[rapid pond]

Meh, commoner longsword or peasent boss scythe gets my vote

You can anhilate people in armor with the scythe

[sharp talon]

sukunad by a shovel

[formal forum]

Cant keep it in gauntlet tho

[trim scaffold]

axe isnt best weapon when fighting the boss with the big sword

[rapid pond]

Joel'ed with a mettal tip shovel

[placid coyote]

in the normal gauntlet you can

[rapid pond]

You dont even have an axe at that point

[formal forum]

Huh

[runic portal]

here

[rapid pond]

If anything you take a pitchfork

[rapid pond]

Ah ABYSS

not gauntlet

[sharp talon]

turned into red mist by the shears

[formal forum]

Mine always stays open
Also why did he shit himself

[rapid pond]

Reduced to the universe single remaining common ancestor by a zweihander

[placid coyote]

might not be swinging fast enough

[runic portal]

do you still hold it down when puncing?

[formal forum]

Time to put my dpi to max

[rapid pond]

Ye

[tawdry phoenix]

Does anyone know if Half Sword will be multiplayer ever or on early access

[formal forum]

Yes

[rapid pond]

Oh hold on

Im upid

[formal forum]

Mods maybe

[rapid pond]

Local

[trim scaffold]

i think im about to level up

[formal forum]

But expect to need a 6090 as a cpu

[rapid pond]

Nope requirements are pretty okay actually !

[runic portal]

nah

[placid coyote]

the trailer shows split screen i think

[formal forum]

I was joking

[rapid pond]

Reccomended is 4070

[formal forum]

half sword is insanely well optimized

[sharp talon]

degloved by a splinter from the handle of a brick hammer

[runic portal]

people are overestimating the perofrmance hit

[rapid pond]

Supidly even

[formal forum]

Low graphics run at like 40 or 50 fps with no gpu

[tawdry phoenix]

neat thanks everyone for the info

[rapid pond]

Reduced to playtest skeleton with the new hammer from ea trailer

I wanna punch people with that

Literraly just the pico pico hammer but wood

[runic portal]

I run it amazingly with 5070 and 5700x3d, my cpu is worse than the recommended but i should be fine

in EA

[formal forum]

Damn

I need a gpu asap ngl

Pcvr isn't really good without a gpu

[rapid pond]

5060ti 16, runs at a smooth 70-90 average in carnage and high graphics, and 120 in single

[sharp talon]

having the exact outline of you splattered onto a nearby wall after one leg kick

[rapid pond]

Buhurt still lags as hell

[plain brook]

i get the same with a 2080ti nvidia is a scam

[runic portal]

its cpu based

[plain brook]

my cpu is the bare minimum am5

[rapid pond]

Behing killed by the sheer explosion of a willie after a ball kick

[rapid pond]

I5 12400f

[plain brook]

ryzen 5 7600x

[runic portal]

well im stuck on am4

[rapid pond]

Same power in cpu

[rapid pond]

My gpu just makes the armors shiny the cpu tanks

[formal forum]

Damn

[runic portal]

yuo

[long bone]

I5 8265U, Intel UHD 620

[formal forum]

I wonder why medium lags so much when compared to low
Does it not use baked shadows for the map?

[long bone]

the optimization is insane

[rapid pond]

Wait wich settings are you running ?

[sharp talon]

ash babied because of an itch underneath willies left gauntlet

[rapid pond]

Like high-low-medium ?

[plain brook]

i play on medium but i get the same fps on high as you

[formal forum]

.

[plain brook]

i just play a lotta buhurt so i lower it

[rapid pond]

Yea on medium i get 150+ on single and 120+ on carnage

[rapid pond]

High graphics are so nice though

[river sparrow]

wtf is this

[rapid pond]

I can even run a bit of the one before cinematics

Ultra i think

[runic portal]

dont use cinematic, its not suposed to be in the game

[runic portal]

Epic

[rapid pond]

I am in the right to flex i upgraded from a 1060ti

[formal forum]

Guys do u think my specs can run half sword on max graphics
CPU: I5-6400
GPU: None
Ram: 32gbs ddr4

[tropic heron]

Damn I was winning in the gauntlet, and the game crashed

Rigged

[runic portal]

turn off blood

[rapid pond]

Definitely can, pretty much low but can

[placid coyote]

whats your gore?

[rapid pond]

Low graphics i mean

[tropic heron]

I'll crash before doing that

[tropic heron]

Max

[formal forum]

By max graphics I meant cinematic

[sharp talon]

this looks like a screenshot from an obscure absurdist Spanish indie film from like 1936 that some snobby reddit user says that you aren't allowed to have an opinion on cinema if you haven't watched exactly 37.38 recurring times

[placid coyote]

thats the main problem

[runic portal]

The blood is the issue

[formal forum]

And ik, I play on low + downscaled (or upscaled or whatever)

[plain brook]

if you dont have a gpu why the hail did you get an intel card

[formal forum]

Prebuilt

[runic portal]

hopefully they add dlss

[sharp orchid]

oh yeah 100%, you might want to turn off blood tho if you lag a little, but yeah those specs are way above the reccomended

[formal forum]

200€ for it

[rapid pond]

Oh you aint running cinematics with that

[tropic heron]

Aight turning off blood

[placid coyote]

it should help

[rapid pond]

You running half sword but definitely not in cinematics

[tropic heron]

Sweet

Ty

[formal forum]

Yeah ik
I was asking as a joke

[runic portal]

Youre not supposed to use cinematic!!!!

[formal forum]

Why?

[rapid pond]

Fun fact, DONT run half sword with losseless scaling

[tropic heron]

Wait

This is lame

[formal forum]

Why?

[tropic heron]

No blood sucks

[sharp orchid]

oh yeah dont do this

[rapid pond]

Youll see every pixel wiggle

Its so bad

[runic portal]

They forgot to delete it, its only for screenshots

[formal forum]

But its funny to watch your gpu melt

[rapid pond]

12 fps on my 5060ti if i remember

[formal forum]

Perfect

[sharp orchid]

when I tried it the entire game got deep fried 💀

[rapid pond]

I tried once and never again

[runic portal]

if you say so haha

[plain brook]

its an overly expensive setting meant to be used to take screenshots

[formal forum]

Try with lowest resolution, you may hit 25, maybe 30, MAYBE even 40

[rapid pond]

He wants the riches, power and laughts of the crowd the jester promised

[runic portal]

exactly

[rapid pond]

Im NOT downscalling my game for a funny settings

[formal forum]

Really helps with fps and not noticeable (or i'm just used to being broke)

[trim scaffold]

i play halfsword on a laptop and it runs 200fps

[formal forum]

My laptop wouldn't even run the intro

[formal forum]

3.8gbs of ram on windows 11

[trim scaffold]

i got a alienware area 51 for chrima

[formal forum]

Rich ass

[sharp orchid]

what the FUCK did I just see?

[shell bronze]

720p low

[tropic heron]

Damn, running this game on a 5070ti

[runic portal]

same!

[trim scaffold]

nah it was cause i had 7yr old mac that couldnt run 2 tabs

[tropic heron]

Got 32gb of RAM right before the inflation happened

[wicked depot]

do you actually have to press the camera button at just the right moment

[formal forum]

It's like when a chicken loses it head

[runic portal]

yes i do it out of habit haha

[formal forum]

I got it during the apocalypse

32gbs ddr4

[wicked depot]

awesome habit

[trim scaffold]

i think i got 64gbs

[runic portal]

it sure is haha

[tropic heron]

I got 32gb DDR5 for 150 usd

I think that's the right conversion

[formal forum]

Sell half and buy me a gpu and new motherboard

[tropic heron]

The same RAM costs almost 1000usd today

[shell bronze]

alienware lowk a scam

[runic portal]

sorry for spamming

[shell bronze]

dell and hp stopped being good after 2010

[formal forum]

Should've went for the throat

[trim scaffold]

are you a halfsword mod?

[formal forum]

Aim for the heart

[light pike]

nah he isnt

[trim scaffold]

how much is halfsword when it comes out

[formal forum]

Stab his eyes out but keep him alive

[light pike]

less than 30

thats all we know

[formal forum]

I think I read like 30$ (or €, forgot which)

[trim scaffold]

ok

[light pike]

plus the first 2 weeks will be discounted

so it MIGHT be even below 20

[runic portal]

what are these demands

dont have an eye stabbing picture sadly

[tropic heron]

20 bucks, or I will call my dad

[light pike]

in all honesty its prolly 25 bucks

[runic portal]

20 bucks or i'll call your dad

[formal forum]

Guys if half sword is 20 bucks i'll buy it for anyone who buys me half sword

[trim scaffold]

tbh i thought it would be 50-60 $

[fierce wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-scpf-sycneit-sycne-twitter-sycne-objrcts-global-gif-23133607

[light pike]

nah the devs arent that greedy

[runic portal]

why is willie so stone cold while killing?

[tropic heron]

DAmn

The unity errors

ffs

Even with barely any blood on

[light pike]

turn blood off if u keep crashing

[formal forum]

Its like how tf2's pyro sees everything cutely, but for him it's just extremely fucking boring

[tropic heron]

Yeah, I had it barely over 0'

[runic portal]

haha you're right

[tropic heron]

Its cooler with blood

[trim scaffold]

is 20000 score alot?

[runic portal]

yes i think so

[formal forum]

Ermmm
Actually!
Half sword uses unreal engine

[grand tulip]

$30 and £30

[tropic heron]

It currently runs like an unreal game

[formal forum]

Damn

[burnt haven]

https://tenor.com/view/asterix-and-friends-game-roman-legionary-pilum-gif-26736663

[grand tulip]

europeans have it more expensive

[formal forum]

No it doesn't, my pc isn't on fire

[burnt haven]

Americans have to pay for healthcare

[formal forum]

:(

[burnt haven]

I’m going to Greenland

[long bone]

how do I know which country has it for more or less expensive?

[formal forum]

If we convert 30$ to €, it's 25€

[formal forum]

Visit every country and check steam

[tropic heron]

Real

[runic portal]

BARON GOT WHAT HE DESERVES

[trim scaffold]

in art i posted something cool

[formal forum]

Wtf are those weak ass punches

[novel portal]

Is multiplayer officially planned or are the devs still on the fence about it?

[long bone]

apparently steam games are around half their price in Brazil

[grand tulip]

the steam store doesnt convert currency

[formal forum]

It does if I hack into steam to add that feature

[novel portal]

This isn’t impressive I did this at 9

[runic portal]

Baron and his siblings

[zinc nacelle]

Will this game feature any sort of progression like exanina arena mode for instance? Or will it just be everything is unlocked pick a game mode and play

[novel portal]

I’d imagine it’ll be progression based, just going off the trailer

With a sandbox mode as well
Of course

[zinc nacelle]

I really hope this game has a solid progression system, make strong plate Armour and end game goal, etc

[formal forum]

Use a sword, your punches are way too weak
Or use something like an axe, will easily cut through npcs but destroy their bones if they got armor

[novel portal]

I’m hoping for some form of multiplayer

[fierce wedge]

theres splitscreen i think

[sharp talon]

i hope it lets us pick from more than just two modes in the sandbox i love brave stand but its such a slog doing the heavy armour fights until you finally get one

[novel portal]

I mean what we have now is just a demo

We’re getting an actual release

I imagine there’ll actually be some substance there, but it’s still early access

[sharp talon]

you can do it online with steam remote play probably

[runic portal]

bone breaking is so satisfying

[fierce wedge]

tabs super peasant

[sharp talon]

this sword is not yours to half

[runic portal]

like a fucking rocket

[sharp talon]

half sword enhancer slow-mo my beloved

[runic portal]

yea, got it today

[sharp talon]

ovrdeaths loadout selector is great too

some fun weapons in the packs he has on nexus

[runic portal]

ah, gotta try them out! any more mods i should know about?

[sharp talon]

only two i know about really

also I'm pretty sure if you use enhancer to spawn and equip all the stuff you'd want in a loadout then save it in the loadout selector you can effectively make custom loadouts

I'm not too sure though

[visual harbor]

wow so judgemental

i thought we were accepting here

[granite grail]

The non transparent, transparent background is the icing on the cake imhho

[visual harbor]

thank u

i think i made that guy upset somehow, i just joined this discord bruh🫩

[granite grail]

np yw

[tropic heron]

Gotta say, that is a horrid profile picture

peak

[runic portal]

hahaha his fucking necj

[buoyant ravine]

I'd have a galaxys worth of shit in my pants if I were the enemy in this situation

[fierce wedge]

i think you're a bit too fast

[tropic heron]

DAmn, that was loud as hell

[radiant ledge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1465147626281504997/A_little_off_the_top_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.mp4?ex=69780c8f&is=6976bb0f&hm=e4234937139d6c87fcfa6fc5051ef198b00fa942955ee557933eb82a2a96be88& rate the slice

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1465147626281504997/A_little_off_the_top_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.mp4?ex=69780c8f&is=6976bb0f&hm=e4234937139d6c87fcfa6fc5051ef198b00fa942955ee557933eb82a2a96be88&

[radiant ledge]

Thank you, master Oaf

[fierce wedge]

you're swinging it like a bat

might need a bit more perception of your depth

[open viper]

wth you did to him bro, lmao

he is discombobulated

[gray sandal]

discombobulate

[sharp talon]

wgat song is that

[plain brook]

half sword would make a great boxing game

[buoyant ravine]

Fly Routine

[gray sandal]

it technically is one

[plain brook]

its got all the important things you cant really do in a traditional boxing game that are important

[gray sandal]

or not

idk

theres no ref

so no

[plain brook]

pugilism yeah not boxing

[sharp talon]

[plain brook]

the ref is invisible

[gray sandal]

oh

[plain brook]

but there is still a down count and ko rules

[gray sandal]

✅

[plain brook]

but its more like pugilism

theres no below the belt rules

but yeah it would make a perfect boxing game

good idea ofr a mod i guess

[sharp talon]

"ref can we get the cut guy in here"

[formal chasm]

thats unironically a tactic with greatswords tho

[plain brook]

you cant smother or clinch in normal boxing games but half sword is made for that

[shell bronze]

server mod

[plain brook]

and a mod for the game

and the world

and the UINVERSE

[wide nimbus]

bro deflected my attack

but alas, it was no use

[tropic heron]

Do I take more damage in the gauntlet?

[wide nimbus]

nah why

[tropic heron]

I sometimes take damage from swapping gear

Like a helmet hitting my leg

[light pike]

i cant wait to check my email tommorow to see that i wasnt picked for closed testing

im trying to jinx it btw

[shell bronze]

this is true

[buoyant ravine]

ok that throw tho

[grand tulip]

no boxing game is better than half sword

[wide nimbus]

chat who's winning

[light pike]

im biased but ill forever like punch out more

[buoyant ravine]

obviouslt shirtless guy

[north gazelle]

It's actually very unlikely to be picked, there's like more than 400 people that got selected but only 10 spots

[light pike]

shhh let me have my hopium

[vapid hull]

Bro just hold G 😭

[light pike]

if im positive it will become reality trust

im gonna be one of those 10

[wide nimbus]

yep

[north gazelle]

It's around 40 to 1 wich seems not that crazy but at the same time a whole 400+ people and 10 spots sounds crazy

[chilly sky]

Well they are picking people based on specs, most people have average specs, so if I have both below average and above average specs I’m chillin

🔥 🔥

[light pike]

my pc is good enough to run perfectly when theres no bugs but run bad when bugs that affect performance appear

so imma get picked trust

[trim scaffold]

i hope i get selected

[grand tulip]

does this game appeal to gay people

oh ewwwww nintendo

[light pike]

im actualyl so straight where did you get this assumption

[balmy escarp]

By the gods it has been probably 3 years since i found this game on itchio, my body tingles to see the official release🦻

[wide nimbus]

it appeals to all people

[light pike]

its old nintendo so it isnt garbage

[north gazelle]

I got a rx 7900 xt 20 gb vram so hopefully i get picked but i bet in that 400 people there's people out there with better gpus and maybe 5090s etc

[grand tulip]

by the looks of it

[north gazelle]

Like we're not that special

And there's probably people with potato pc lol

[grand tulip]

come out of the closet we dont bite

[light pike]

why would they pick people with beefier pc's

[trim scaffold]

i got a 5090 (:

[light pike]

they are trying to see how it runs on the average pc

[sacred fossil]

will the playtest be closed off after the game is released?

[chilly sky]

I have a 1070 mobile, a 3070, a 5070, and a 5080 mobile

[light pike]

they playtest has been closed off for forever

are you talkin about the demo?

[vapid hull]

the playtest has BEEN closed 😭

[north gazelle]

They probably gonna pick every kind of pc idk, if i got selected with good pc it means they'll test that range at least but what i'm saying is we're not the only ones in our ranges that got selected so it's unlikely sadly to be in the 10, just rng

[sacred fossil]

it was called the playtest before being name changed into demo but yeah

[light pike]

yeah im thinkin 3 low end, 5 mid tier, and 2 high end pc's

[sacred fossil]

its been too long😭

[north gazelle]

Yeah i believe gradually better pcs in the 10

[wide nimbus]

time to improve my defense

[light pike]

im just hopin they pick me

[north gazelle]

Some dude gonna play on 10 fps

[sacred fossil]

should pick me with my laptop which has an mx450

[north gazelle]

😂

[sacred fossil]

i play the demo on low graphics and resolution with 5-20 fps

[acoustic magnet]

Will early access be paid

[north gazelle]

That's crazy

[light pike]

yeah

[trim scaffold]

is playtest the same as ea

[light pike]

less than 30 dollars

[sacred fossil]

people dont understand my pain

[north gazelle]

Around 250 euros

[sacred fossil]

holy fr?

[light pike]

playtest was before the demo and is no longer accessable

[acoustic magnet]

O

[trim scaffold]

ok

[light pike]

ea will be entirely different from the demo from what the trailer shows

[sacred fossil]

the current demo used to be called the playtest and the old demo was just the abyss gamemode

[balmy escarp]

tarkov pricing

[light pike]

i know bro

but the old playtest was its own seperate thing

the old demo updated to be an improved playtest

removing the playtest in the process

[sacred fossil]

i lowkey feel like my fps got worse in the current demo

[north gazelle]

All that to camp in a bush

[brazen topaz]

ive decided to return once more whats goin on yk

[balmy escarp]

ngl i paid that 250 and my first 100h was sitting corners

[north gazelle]

You can do it for free on arena breakout

[balmy escarp]

Not painfull enough

[north gazelle]

True

[acoustic magnet]

I just got shanked by a bot while listening to California girls and reading this chat I need a life

[north gazelle]

Tarkov seems so much more niche

[trim scaffold]

how do i appeal to closed testing

[versed latch]

Not even close

[north gazelle]

Just beat the abyss it's fine

[balmy escarp]

Tarkov used to be more like arena tbf

[sharp talon]

i know how to fix that when you're on the main menu hold left click on Willies face and quickly move your mouse to the left or right

[north gazelle]

When you're too silly sometime the game sends you down

That's how it is

[trim scaffold]

how do i appeal to closed testing

[sharp talon]

it comes out in 5 days anyway dude

[north gazelle]

If you get sent in the abyss it's because you died you were not alive, you got fatally hit that's all

[runic portal]

It feels like im waiting for an eternity but its not

[tropic heron]

IDk man, seems like a skill issue

[shell bronze]

abyss wouldnt take you unless your hp hits 0 one way or another

via hp/blood loss or gore proc

[balmy escarp]

sillyness meter for abyss, possible addition?

[wide nimbus]

yo how tf is this not a win if he's on the floor writhing in pain

we'll js say its a win

[tacit latch]

comes the gome on xboy?

xbox

[sharp talon]

comedic misspellings

you make me chuckle

you will have three bread

[tacit latch]

Will this game be compatible with Xbox since it can be downloaded from Epic?

sry

[balmy escarp]

Locked in

[buoyant ravine]

Is your game crashing when ragdolls happen and you hear willy screaming? well its a fps issue. cap your game to 30 fps to stop all crashing from ragdolls

[runic portal]

God i cant get enough of this mod, its so satisfying and willie is so red

oh sorry for the music, didnt know it got caught with the vid

[wide nimbus]

14 minutes later

i have not won a single match

[buoyant ravine]

nvm. its doesnt stop all crashing it just lessens the crashing

unless its my graphics settings

[runic portal]

metal gauntlets can causse crash sometimes

[wheat leaf]

What mod u get?

[wide nimbus]

imma keep doing this until uhh
8:52
so 30 minutes after i began

[north gazelle]

Yess and 3 baron spawns after a certain limit

[wide nimbus]

i predict that i will win 2 matches

[balmy escarp]

make it 5, sillyness will not be allowed.

[tacit latch]

Will this game be compatible with Xbox since it can be downloaded from Epic?

[balmy escarp]

idk

[north gazelle]

I'd still win ngl

Barons will not contain me

[wide nimbus]

Speak of the Devil...
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lZiyN0jEckh5QuNEN?invite=cr-MSx6eEgsNDIyODc0MTEz

[buoyant ravine]

man just get thrown out in a nano second

[runic portal]

Half sword enhancer which can be found on nexus mods

[formal forum]

How about 1 baron and 2 barons per barons

[balmy escarp]

Barons incremental

[formal forum]

Infinity barons

[north gazelle]

Abyss but it's only barons

[wheat leaf]

Ohhh yeah I had that one for a while I couldn’t imagine playing without it now

Super good mod

[thin dust]

W flash step

[balmy escarp]

barons but they appear irl too

[formal forum]

Abyss without weapons and barons only

[north gazelle]

I can't wait to see the ea new abyss mode, probably will include new boss and different armor and weapons etc

[formal forum]

And I cant wait to run the ea version at 20 fps

[balmy escarp]

i cant wait its been years

[wheat leaf]

Btw a fun lil pro tip, you can set custom values in any of the effect sliders, so slow motion can become fast motion, or extra strength etc, anything with a slider can have any value

[north gazelle]

The current abyss is great but it gets boring after a long game, i did 44900 and it took me 3 hrs litteraly, eventually it gets tiring af just doing endless bonking

Maybe repetitive is the word

Game should starts spawning dragons after 10k

[formal forum]

Fight with no weapons and headbutts only

[runic portal]

it didnt give me more knockback:(

[wide nimbus]

chat was this tuff
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lgn5m0rjNz1m0617r?invite=cr-MSw4MVQsNDIyODc0MTEz&v=10

[grand tulip]

thats why half sword should introduce their new battle royale system upon release, adding a shop for sword skins and player skins in exchange for real life currency ✊

[north gazelle]

Hopefully they make more diverse graphics options, being able to turn down more stuff to optimise better

[formal forum]

This just looks like the average animated fight

[formal forum]

Yeah true

[wheat leaf]

Lmao that might be a bit over the limit I’ve never seen boxing so intense

[formal forum]

It'd be nice if they had an option for baked lighting

[north gazelle]

Everybody going at peasant park

[formal forum]

Medium runs so ass while low runs perfectly

[balmy escarp]

oh god yes more microtransactions and subscriptions

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1309806859988766803/1463093698987298951/RDT_20260120_0951416357759834065547467.gif

[wheat leaf]

Try the sped up time tho, it’s super fun cause you get to punch at hyper speed

Do those anime style 100 hit combos in a couple seconds

[grand tulip]

hell yeah

[naive granite]

does anybody have weird shit like this

[wheat leaf]

Real Day ones all know to drop at hedgeborn hideaway

[wide nimbus]

holy volume warning

[balmy escarp]

i need more subscriptions to add onto my 100$ monthly payments

[wide nimbus]

ts lowkey hurting my ears even at this volume

[grand tulip]

Its about time someone makes a lightsaber mod for this game

[balmy escarp]

make it 1million polygons and impossibel to optimise

[north gazelle]

If ea doesn't look like this i ain't buying

[runic portal]

is it the slowmotion option?

[wheat leaf]

yee, just set a value above 1 or wtvr the max is

then it plays sped up

the voicelines also sound particularly funny

i run like 1.5-2.0 x speed

[naive granite]

how about this

[wide nimbus]

chat is this a W bisection

[balmy escarp]

the sandman calls his follower, rest i need. goodnight.

[buoyant ravine]

lots of these people getting thrown out

[wide nimbus]

ive done this typa stuff before
let me dig through my literal hundreds of hs clips rq

[ashen sluice]

100 hours in half sweord lets gooo

[north gazelle]

How do you even make that lmaoo

Nice videos

[naive granite]

its not mine lmao

[ashen sluice]

me when the stuff kicks in

https://tenor.com/view/knocking-on-window-horror-knocking-window-horror-starving-gif-12385872157453018143

[runic portal]

hahahah, sounds like chipmunks

[wheat leaf]

50 BOMBOCLAT BENADRYL 🔥

[ashen sluice]

arf arf

[wide nimbus]

@buoyant ravine did i do it right
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lKSEsG0PVq2RVYflp?invite=cr-MSxqcGosNDIyODc0MTEz&v=16

[north gazelle]

Perfect frame to fatal error

[humble bloom]

Fatal error is the deadliest boss in half sword

[wheat leaf]

reminds me of dying in Cyberpunk 2077

[buoyant ravine]

how did your game not crash

[wide nimbus]

why would it crash

[ashen sluice]

okay wtf

i didnt know you could actually see the bone

[wheat leaf]

usually heavy collisions w the fence or outer area combined with blood causes crashes

[runic portal]

its so fast you cant even see whats happening hajhaha

[wide nimbus]

doesnt happen to me very often

[wheat leaf]

lucky

anytime i turn off gravity or touch the upper wooden ledge thing i crash immediately

or even if i just fall off the fence

[wide nimbus]

found it
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lKS17OvhttQ6QcaXK?invite=cr-MSxwUUEsNDIyODc0MTEz&v=9

ts is tuff right chat

[runic portal]

thats crazy i did like a fucking backflip

0.34

[wide nimbus]

cant wait to see how the EA physics interact with enhancer stuff
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lKRYeq1bTTTzFRWJY?invite=cr-MSxySjQsNDIyODc0MTEz&v=10

[buoyant ravine]

whats your cpu or something

[wide nimbus]

how cro

[wide nimbus]

how do i check that again
i forget

[buoyant ravine]

is there any solution to the fatal errors when it comes to ragdolls

[buoyant ravine]

task manager

[wide nimbus]

this is my cpu

[naive granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434244406382170193/HqMwNli.gif

[wide nimbus]

i see

my cpu is two i's ahead of yours
perhaps that is the reason why i rarely get ragdoll crashes

[north gazelle]

Nah his cpu is a lot better

[wide nimbus]

oh

idk how CPU numbers work

[north gazelle]

It's hard to explain but K is always the best kind

Also 14600k is 14th gen

Basically the best i5 atm i think but maybe i'm wrong

[runic portal]

the k means that it is ready for overclocking

[wide nimbus]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lZj1XIkHN1Q7njkVN?invite=cr-MSxaN3csNDIyODc0MTEz

https://tenor.com/view/za-warudo-star-platinum-dio-brando-dio-jotaro-kujo-gif-15935251

[open viper]

is this 2 willies fighting bare hands?

[wide nimbus]

jojo is peak fiction

top 5 anime/manga overall

[plain brook]

its my number 2 but its not allat as the kids say

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[north gazelle]

For example if you had the i7 13700k it would be equal to the i5 14600k but the i7 14700k is better than i5 14600k

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-gaming-halfsword-gif-7801855342474474189

[wide nimbus]

lets continue this discussion in #general-catfish-🐱🐟 so the mods dont nonchalantly remind us to stay on topic

[north gazelle]

Lucky knight

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/jjba-jojos-bizarre-adventure-avdol-lewd-nsfw-gif-19505412

[naive granite]

the one in black armor? yeah

[north gazelle]

Yeah the bottom

[runic portal]

my bad i misunderstood the convo

[plain brook]

stop abusing you swords

cutt

[naive granite]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[wide nimbus]

have you used the modded dragon slayer before
i think you might be able to figure out how to actually use it right, unlike me

[naive granite]

too heavy is bad

[plain brook]

*african-american smith

[runic portal]

can i increase the size of my willie in half sword unlocker?

[wide nimbus]

not the light version
the light version is perfectly usable

[wide nimbus]

are you implying that african-americans are better blacksmiths than the average person?
is this a racial stereotype?

[stable kayak]

anyway to use the scythe in free mode?

[wide nimbus]

half sword enhancer + ovdrth mod thing

[runic portal]

is organs coming back to EA

[plain brook]

black is offensive the prefered term is african-american and i think black smiths can do just as good a job as white smiths and granny smiths

[naive granite]

i hope so

[wide nimbus]

probably

[stable kayak]

👍

[north gazelle]

Dw what you were saying is right

[wide nimbus]

anyways have you used the dragon slayer before

[ember flame]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explode-explosion-cats-kaboom-gif-5543609305179444322

halfsword gets closer every day

[north gazelle]

We need halfsword countdown

[ember flame]

yes

[runic portal]

damn u smart

understandeble, with your intellect this server will thrive

[shell bronze]

??

[plain brook]

i think i explained it pretty well

[runic portal]

all hail @tender quest!

[shell bronze]

it is not the way in which you articulate it but whatever it is you're talking about

[plain brook]

smiths

[ember flame]

clueless what dpi do you use to play hs

[wide nimbus]

its basically js a wider and weightier version of the normal greatsword
even the lighter version i find kinda difficult to swing accurately but then again im washed
i suggest you try it out
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lZjewBDH89Kf7fmot?invite=cr-MSxKWFIsNDIyODc0MTEz

[shell bronze]

idk

[wide nimbus]

exactly

[runic portal]

just use the one you prefer, and change the sense in game

[hearty thicket]

Clueless —> (question)

[north gazelle]

The correct way to play is 30k dpi max sense

[shell bronze]

oh so the @sand herald way

[hearty thicket]

I tried to do that and spin around a bunch

[runic portal]

villian

[ember flame]

Ive heard low sens is good for parrys but i also like hitting kicks and unarmed

[shell bronze]

no not really it's really hard

[hearty thicket]

Can you parry in the demo

[plain brook]

yeah its clunky but i like thats its still kina light, berserk sword almost always ends up being a big heavy thing but to guts its more like a wand he can wave about with little effort

[runic portal]

DPI is nit the same as sens

[shell bronze]

parrying is like impossible in this game

[plain brook]

did i just step into the mirror universe?

[ember flame]

yeah but they do similar things

[wide nimbus]

earlier i did this challenge where i had max damage taken and min damage dealt (in t3) for 30 minutes
and i won exactly one match
out of like 45-60

[runic portal]

Pretty annoying to change dpi every game you play haha

[ember flame]

not really depending on what mouse you use

[tribal rock]

Will the game actually have a story?

[ember flame]

mine has a button and presets i can switch through

[runic portal]

to each their own i guess

[tribal rock]

Or is it entirely gameplay-based?

[ember flame]

it probably wont have a story yet i wouldnt think

[runic portal]

But why need presets if you can just change in game_

[edgy dust]

i cant wait to play this game

[wide nimbus]

ts dragon slayer is not to be trifled with
i chopped of both of bros hands in one swing

[sand herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cyclops-ryu-dap-me-up-dap-dap-up-gif-2485274535169214603

[ember flame]

idk just easier pressing a button a few times rather then going into options and moving a slider

[north gazelle]

I got a logitech mouse and you can litteraly clic one key and change your sense to whatever your presets are, it can be any value lower or higher

[warped apex]

450 dpi for the win

[north gazelle]

Just one button on the mouse

[shell bronze]

lmaoooooo

[north gazelle]

Same bro, i use this accross every game, and desktop too

[shell bronze]

to win that challenge get a voulge and instakill everything

[warped apex]

100% don't have over 1khrs in game.... totally...

450 DPI destruction

[ember flame]

i use a razer viper ultimate and its starting to get a little old and the grips going out is there any Logitech mouse you recommend?

[warped apex]

G502

it's all you'll ever need

[shell bronze]

i use a discontinued logitech budget mouse and it's been about 6 years

still going strong

[tribal rock]

I wonder who the guy talking in the EA trailer is...
I know its someone from the nobility probably though
It would be cool if there was some narrative

[runic portal]

He\s going to sing in your ear

[shell bronze]

rave visuals have gotten so advanced

[wicked depot]

My mouse isnt even nice enough to set a dpi

[wide nimbus]

its a mod
i think i said that earlier but mb if i didnt
here's the nexus link
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/97?tab=files

[ember flame]

my brothers really into competitive shooters and he bought me this wild mouse for Christmas 2 years ago

[warped apex]

Broke my phone screen tonight...

Big sad

[ember flame]

i could never buy another its way to expensive and overkill for me

[runic portal]

clumsy

[tribal rock]

😰

[ember flame]

i think its the jester

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/cereal-throw-angry-guy-out-of-milk-gif-14265412

[plain brook]

its the joker the guy who sponsors you and pays you

[warped apex]

Very clusmy

I've dropped this pos hundreds of times

It apparently lost it's HP tonight

[runic portal]

why?

[north gazelle]

I got the g502 with 1ms response time, it's called lightspeed iirc but i'm unsure, cannot go wrong with that

[tribal rock]

I had a feeling

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-trips-spills-popcorn-fail-gif-7744636

[plain brook]

why would you do that stoopid

[warped apex]

I've butter fingers

[north gazelle]

Best shape and perfect mouse imo, and if you rage like me don't worry your mouse will resist

[ember flame]

is the g502 wireless and wired like can it switch between the 2?

[balmy vapor]

cant belive half sword is in 5 days

[north gazelle]

Well my mmb is dead tho it succumbed lol

[warped apex]

G502 is the king of mice

[north gazelle]

But its because i hit it

[ember flame]

thats my favorite thing about the ultimate

[runic portal]

Jesus it's almost 4 am for me, good night

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/night-moon-moonlight-lake-river-gif-5865608849189742344

[north gazelle]

Mine is wired but i belive they also made the same wireless too

[warped apex]

If you don't sleep well I'm coming after you lol

[wide nimbus]

you must use the light one

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-squidward-tentacles-spongebob-look-around-awkward-gif-496727432057798195

[wide nimbus]

even the medium is pretty unweildly ngl

is that a word

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/hd-smirk-gif-7206957141966421326

[north gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-devil-diabolique-evil-gif-9725651736562738158

[ember flame]

idk the g502 looks kinda heavy im more into light weight mice its 114g while the ultimate is 74g

massive change

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wack-whack

is 30 grams going to throw off your aim huh @ember flame

[buoyant ravine]

these fucking ants

[ember flame]

thats quite heavy compared to what im used to im saying

[north gazelle]

You can change the weight

[ember flame]

how?

[wide nimbus]

bro MIGHT be guts

[warped apex]

It has weights under it

you can simply

take them out

[north gazelle]

Yeah

[wide nimbus]

nvm
THIS DUDE is guts

[ember flame]

why would someone have weights on their mouse

[warped apex]

because

[wide nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-gif-24342450

[warped apex]

some people like heavy mice

[north gazelle]

Ts for true gamers

[warped apex]

I've kept two in mine and tossed out the rest

[wide nimbus]

arm strength training ig

[north gazelle]

You can even put weights more at the side it's not just in the middle

Competitive players like to change their mouse weight and some people in general like heavier mouse too

[ember flame]

ok but im think im more of a light mouse kinda guy

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mouse-5

don't forget about this

free mouse wheel

[finite cypress]

anyone know if the game will be free or not?

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/oopsies-ohno-1

[finite cypress]

goddamnit

[warped apex]

under 30 usd

[north gazelle]

It will cost around 249 euros

[wide nimbus]

alr

[ember flame]

That would be convenient as the viper ultimate's scroll wheel is ass. Its the worst part of the mouse by far and has that issue where it goes the opposite way sometimes.

[sharp orchid]

'

[warped apex]

also the g502 is just a big mouse lol

I'm never getting another type of mouse

if you got grippers and you need a good mouse

g502 all the way

[ember flame]

il look into it after my viper ultimate dies

[north gazelle]

Yeah same i'm not changing

[empty ermine]

any plans to add brigandine, fluted and splint armour ?!

[north gazelle]

If i gotta get a new mouse i'll get another g502

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[warped apex]

without a doubt

[dreamy pelican]

Is there a list of stuff that we know is coming to EA?

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/swans-in-love

[wicked depot]

I just learned a pro move

[ember flame]

check pins and scroll down

[uncut sleet]

anyone get a reply after confirming they are willing and able to sign NDA for EA closed testing

[wicked depot]

If you go slow mo you can surrender quicker

[dreamy pelican]

thx

[ember flame]

some of that stuff might have changed though idk its been awhile

[tired cypress]

guys how much will the game be

[simple adder]

90 dollar

[dreamy pelican]

They're adding splitscreen... but will online play be a thing?

[tired cypress]

son😭

[simple adder]

son greatness isnt cheap

[ember flame]

20-30$ with the first 2 weeks being discounted

[simple adder]

he lien

[tired cypress]

make it 5 dollar

😹✌️✌️✌️

[north gazelle]

We're in the same boat, mcwonder said he got 150 reply in the first minute lol so ig it's rng to be in the 10 accepted

[uncut sleet]

omg I didn't know they were only picking 10 LOL makes sense tho

[uncut sleet]

i didn't see the email for 9 hours so uhhh gg can't wait for the 30th

[ember flame]

why doing they just have a early beta for testers

like a experimental build

[uncut sleet]

what

[dreamy pelican]

fun fact: Monkeys hate bananas and grapes

[sharp orchid]

nuh uh

[north gazelle]

When i saw the email i was happy then i realised only 10 will actually be selected lol

They said it here somewhere

[dreamy pelican]

yuh huh, as a monkey I confirm it

[sharp orchid]

nuh uh, im actually 2 monkeys and i can confirm i like bananas

[dreamy pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/191960296636547083/1464998809099698221/ezgif-11e586f3f9f5c315.gif

[uncut sleet]

one day we will be picked for something

handsomest half sword player here

[harsh beacon]

how much money do you guys think half sword will be?

[ember flame]

pin

[sharp orchid]

check the pinned

[north gazelle]

Only the 10 most handsome players will be picked, no nda or anything, just an irl pic

[harsh beacon]

thanks sorry

[barren hare]

I MADE IT TO BARON TEIR

[wicked depot]

I gave his bald spot a bald spot

[barren hare]

now i have to beat it before the game comes out

[charred flame]

Do yall know how much the game will cost?

[wicked depot]

a full sword

[buoyant ravine]

Baby Cop: Bringing Justice Since 1443

[ember flame]

i hope willie will be getting some more facial expressions soon

[buoyant ravine]

nah man in the trailer he barely had any facial expressions

[ember flame]

yeah just hope they get added soon

[uncut sleet]

do u think I should email mcwonderbeast a selfie

Pick me

[velvet hedge]

the lorax shaved?

[uncut sleet]

No it's tuff Peccy

from amazon

[wide nimbus]

ill do it in a minute
my pooled saves got an error now cus my cloud storage is full so i gotta go delete 3k screenshots rq

[ember flame]

https://tenor.com/view/man-stabbed-meme-tiktok-chinese-tiktok-sword-gif-14433234341036960723

avg willie reaction

[uncut sleet]

worth a shot imo

[ember flame]

bro sealed his fate

https://tenor.com/view/your-fate-is-sealed-seal-shrimple-gif-14588556684467309808

[uncut sleet]

i would bet it all on tuff Peccy 10 times out of 10

damn how u whip it so sexy

[velvet hedge]

im not even signing up cause oyu know its gonna be the guys doing these crazy moves

[uncut sleet]

think it's more about hardware specs

[north gazelle]

Send him your willy

[uncut sleet]

i was hoping my 8gb 5700xt would seal the deal

[velvet hedge]

🤭

[ember flame]

peak they are testing how it is on older pc's

[uncut sleet]

personally if i were the devs i would want to make sure EA build doesn't crash from insufficient vram at high graphics on 8gb gpu

But what do I know, I'm just a handsome gamer

[warped apex]

4 more days now

[ember flame]

my specs are right in the middle between minimum and reccomended lol

[uncut sleet]

3 days?

what's the minimum req

[soft echo]

2 days!

[north gazelle]

If you were selected it means they wanna test your specs so that's about right

[ember flame]

look at steam store page

[uncut sleet]

My hands are too tired to click around to it

[north gazelle]

There's probably selected people with very bad pcs, maybe some guy gonna play at 10 fps but it's a good experience

[uncut sleet]

ty

6gb vram minimum makes sense

[peak lava]

bro i got no idea what im doing

i cant even throw a punch

[ember flame]

damn i just noticed it says 8gb of vram mimimum thats bad lol

[uncut sleet]

on 8gb im rock solid at medium, fluctuating at high, 20fps until crash at epic

it says 6

[ember flame]

where?

[uncut sleet]

ur looking at ram

[ember flame]

oh nvm i see it

[uncut sleet]

vram is in the gpu

[north gazelle]

Just start and small butthurt at cinematic

Trust

[uncut sleet]

i can't unpause on cinematic lmao

[sharp orchid]

I once cut someone and half and their legs were still chasing me around

[uncut sleet]

considering there's a modding channel in the official discord I think they're fine with it

[ember flame]

i can run halfsword on high but whenever blood shows up on the screen or heavy effects it drops from 120 to 30-50fps

[north gazelle]

The boss will still stand after chopping one limb off

At least the commoner and milicia boss will try to fight even with one less limb

[celest ether]

Why’s #photography📷 full of bots tryna scam with Logan Paul and why are they not being deleted

[timid saddle]

so like is will electronic access be like the one xbox game "hand of fate" or sum

[barren hare]

i wihs i could still fight after losing a arm

[uncut sleet]

high actually runs fine for me if i play in 720p

[timid saddle]

Joe paul?

[wide nimbus]

chat is this a w camera angle

[uncut sleet]

and imo high 720 looks better than medium 1080

[celest ether]

Idfk the Pauls man

[light pike]

i gotta start practicing parrying and not only focus on counters

ts looks so satisfying to do

[celest ether]

Yeah it’s Logan Paul

Check photography

[wide nimbus]

he got slimed

also INSANELY w pfp

[finite cypress]

the trailer is actually a good song to listen to while playing

[warped apex]

Stupidly flashy gameplay

[finite cypress]

i do

[warped apex]

it doesn't do much in game, But it mends the soul

[wide nimbus]

mr 800hrs himself clueless said that parrying is basically impossible 😔

[light pike]

i just dont understand the movement necessary for it rn

[wide nimbus]

or im js a stupid chud and dont correctly remember what he said

[north gazelle]

Make it even longer

[north gazelle]

We need a 10 meter polearm

[timid saddle]

its like that one aztec staff

snail body

[peak lava]

dis game hard

[light pike]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lZkaXvgyURD1GGwiN?invite=cr-MSxUZTEsMjg3NjQ4MDQ5

genuinely zero clue how i didnt get hit here

all of those blocks were mediocre at best

[sharp orchid]

ok

[light pike]

it isnt impossible its just finnicky ngl

our guy sometimes just adjusts his sword without us doin anything

which can mess up parrying and blocking

[ember flame]

auto parry needs to be toggleable ong

[north gazelle]

Perfect

[light pike]

auto parry would be no fun

[ember flame]

thats what you mentioned before is called

there is already an auto parry/reflex system and it needs to be able to be turned off

[light pike]

oh yeah that should be a thing thats able to be turned off frfr

itd make things harder but better skill wise

ong

[north gazelle]

Tbh your armor would have deflected it

[ember flame]

if auto parry isnt toggleable as an option i will commission it immediately to all modders

[light pike]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lZkgGT3hrAKZ8txVs?invite=cr-MSxDbEUsMjg3NjQ4MDQ5&v=12

lowkey a super clean block

[north gazelle]

Ooh i didnt pay attention you got that one upper chest armor

[simple adder]

holy mic

[light pike]

mics off thats just medal acting up

[wide nimbus]

had bro lookin like Yamcha

[north gazelle]

I can't wait to see the ea armor customisation, the loadouts possibility will be endless

[ember flame]

i cant wait to be dripped out in half sword

[north gazelle]

I'm halfing my sword rn thinking about ea

[ember flame]

i hope permadeath is still a thing

it would be fun trying to get as rich as you can before you die

[light pike]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lZkj3m4soqUao4gIj?invite=cr-MSxnVGwsMjg3NjQ4MDQ5&v=11

trying to parry is so frustrating bro

i gave up and just cut off his hand on this match

[odd kiln]

I am so glad half sword will be free after all because I got robbed today and lost all my money right chat?? 😊

[simple adder]

unfortunate

[simple adder]

im sure it will

[ember flame]

its free but the first time you play it theres a fee of 20-30$

[north gazelle]

What would you guys call a parry exactly

[odd kiln]

Damn

Basically free

Good enough

[ember flame]

yeah

[light pike]

hitting their weapon away then either getting away unscathed or attacking them

not really hitting them away

[finite cypress]

im a little too good with the editor

[north gazelle]

I feel like it's very easy wether you just block and move their weapon away or just swing on their attack to block

[wide nimbus]

imma take a 2hr break from deleting 3k screenshots cro

ts is SOOO boring

[north gazelle]

Do you mean like swinging their weapon away and attacking with the momemtum of that movement ?

[light pike]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lZkmO79cZexuewKMV?invite=cr-MSw2UkssMjg3NjQ4MDQ5&v=6

[north gazelle]

I feel like it's not that complicated

Because you were mentionning it's impossible

Aah okay

[trail bison]

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[modern sable]

Why does your game look so clean

[sharp orchid]

wgat yall thing

[light pike]

willie auto adjusting his sword though is so annoying

it ruins my block sometimes

[open viper]

facial surgery

[placid coyote]

he is NOT ugly

[dreamy pelican]

OH MY GOD SOMEONE NEEDS TO MOD IN THROWING KNIVES

[sand herald]

it was indeed

[dreamy pelican]

and throwing axes

[light pike]

combat turned freaky bro

he wont let go of me

[sand herald]

[ember flame]

i miss willie feet pics channel

[ember flame]

😔

[simple adder]

lord have mercy

[sand herald]

the 2nd oldest trick in the book

[light pike]

gotta love spears

[dreamy pelican]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8_FvHeLiVcY?si=CfLjFGnBP00Q1AYg

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[rapid sun]

what do you guys think of the new early access trailer?

[dreamy pelican]

nah just not leveled up enough yet, but I'm not gonna refrain from posting them just cuz we wanna do lame level systems to post embeds

[ruby glade]

Jesus christ

Even the music lined up lmao

[placid coyote]

howd you do that

[grand tulip]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kRx2bGc5BQD00ovNp?invite=cr-MSxOY2ksMTE2NjAxODg&v=33 KILLING MYSELF

[ruby glade]

For some reason you can leverage a lot of control over willie if you grab him by the kneecap

[dreamy pelican]

idk bru I've been in bigger servers without the need for it

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-flip-cat-flipping-cat-caption-what-the-flip-cat-gif-6424115877871372453

[placid coyote]

tanks

[cedar swift]

this looks fucking amazing holy shit

[plain brook]

this is why you dont use doo doo feces fremium programs like medal

[grand tulip]

do you want me to use obs

[plain brook]

just use the steam one

[sand herald]

😬

[dreamy pelican]

🤷🏽‍♂️ idk maybe its diff cuz its a gore server

[cedar swift]

damn 😭

[grand tulip]

what if I play non steam games

[plain brook]

you can add non steam game to steam and use the overlay

[stoic fulcrum]

What are they supposed to add in the early access to the game

[plain brook]

yes

[stoic fulcrum]

Wonderful

[languid osprey]

is this a reference… 👀

[stoic fulcrum]

With ur reasoning

[stoic fulcrum]

There will be aliens

[grand tulip]

I'll try this but I doubt the overlay would work

[stoic fulcrum]

No but acc

What are they adding for the early access

[amber mango]

Will the new update be optimized

[stoic fulcrum]

And how much will it cost

[ornate gate]

under 30

there will be a discount when it first comes out

[stoic fulcrum]

Ooh

[stoic fulcrum]

Oh

Yay

But

[grand tulip]

what we saw in the wip channel maybe

[stoic fulcrum]

30 is a little much

[dreamy pelican]

so $15?

[stoic fulcrum]

Gng

I just bought lethal company

[grand tulip]

for the unemployed yes

[stoic fulcrum]

I don’t think I have permission for half sword

[barren hare]

why that games been dead for a while

[stoic fulcrum]

As a person who’s revenue is shoveling peoples driveway, yes

[grand tulip]

lethal's not been that good for a while

[barren hare]

what about crash bandicoot?

[grand tulip]

because of this fuckass furry

[stoic fulcrum]

Idk I just played it once with my friends and we all got jumped by a spider, it’s fun

[dreamy pelican]

not even that, its just been stale. It was fun for a bit, but its like minecrafts 2-week phase, its not very fun to play all the time

[stoic fulcrum]

I mean

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-jameson-mouth-gif-24811570

[grand tulip]

well yeah its fun but wheres the new content

[stoic fulcrum]

I can’t send photos but there is so much snow rn it’s up to my knees

[stoic fulcrum]

True

[humble rover]

ngl, what the hell happened to boxing in this game?????? Now, when i try to throw tight punches. I instead awkwardly stick my hand out to try and grab him or something? is this because of a new update? it feels impossible now to throw powerful punches

[stoic fulcrum]

It is

[grand tulip]

dumbass dev left the game for a BOOK by the way

[dreamy pelican]

game hasnt been updated in awhile lol

[grand tulip]

It was on zeekers' twitter

[stoic fulcrum]

Crazy

Wait

Didn’t the person who made it a furry?

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-eating-camera-you-died-baby-eating-camera-dark-souls-dead-gif-gif-20362239

[stoic fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-laugh-ai-baby-babyfryingme-baby-sob-folk-gif-18221933230434867320

[grand tulip]

the game brought him millions and he went "nghhh... literature is important too,."

[grand tulip]

yeha

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[stoic fulcrum]

That’s crazy

[stoic fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dance-sea-lion-gif-18060641275691946665

Bro what is this

Discord is racist

[grand tulip]

great example of good game bad dev

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[dreamy pelican]

Onetime me and my friend were walking down a hall, and I turned and looked at him while we walked, and I was saying "Together, nothing can stop us!-" and a spider jumped out of the cloud of smoke and disappeared with my body

[stoic fulcrum]

And I ain’t even black

[humble rover]

then what happened? i love boxing in this game. and i come back after a one-month break and now its impossible to land good hits

[stoic fulcrum]

Beautifull

[dreamy pelican]

dunno

[humble rover]

because i love to bitch and wine

[stoic fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/masafruit-sackboy-sackboy-angry-gif-16481376903626554977

Alr