halfsword-chat-⚔

[ornate gate]

he killed me in the same swing that he broke my arms with

[subtle totem]

the ultimate challenge fucking sucks the only challenge is that you spawn in with physical disability's

[ashen sluice]

i hate this guy so much

why is he grappled onto me

[ornate gate]

what

[upper urchin]

who was learning ancient greek in ts

[ashen sluice]

bro

[ornate gate]

chert

[ashen sluice]

me?

[upper urchin]

shi why u doin that to urself

[grand tulip]

lmao

[ashen sluice]

because i think its cool

[wheat leaf]

ok its childish gambino?

homegirl drop it like its the NASDAQ??

[upper urchin]

even greeks dont do that and we got it in school

[subtle totem]

dude i cant even fucking swing a polearm without almost passing out and dropping it

[ornate gate]

are you wearing armor or sprinting

[grand tulip]

are you greek

[upper urchin]

yes

[humble iris]

glory to greece

[grand tulip]

can I get an autograph im such a huge fan of your work

[upper urchin]

fs gang

forehead work?

[ashen sluice]

my greek friend has to study latin, ancient greek, greek, and english to go to college for some reason

[subtle totem]

no i got hit once in the head 5 mins agp

[upper urchin]

its the theoretical approach

[grand tulip]

all over my walls

[upper urchin]

to get in college

[ornate gate]

that makes sense

[upper urchin]

i had to do math physics chem etc

[grand tulip]

you're like the Only country I know thay exists in the superior timezone gmt+2

[ornate gate]

any major injury in the ultimate challenge is an insta forfeit tbh

no reason trying to fight with a concussion or super weak arm

[buoyant apex]

Who tf came up with epstein surname

[wheat leaf]

ppl just put stein on the end of any word lmao

[ashen sluice]

greeks when i read them a bedtime story (its odyssey)

[buoyant apex]

Yeah but why ep

[subtle totem]

maces are fucking decorative

[mighty kestrel]

holy

[wheat leaf]

heck if i know man, im a yer not a stein

[buoyant apex]

Erotically predicted maybe

[grand tulip]

jeffery ruined the name epstein if it weren't for him so many people would embrace this name

[ornate gate]

Do greek children get the entire epic cycle read to them to fall asleep

[buoyant apex]

Im er also

[wheat leaf]

nah im yer

[ashen sluice]

are europeans forced into college?

[buoyant apex]

What is year

[buoyant apex]

We are forced into college OR university

I chose university

[ashen sluice]

hey hey guys we dont need to do all this

[wheat leaf]

nah bro, like how you say stein like why add stein to a name. my name adds 'yer' to the end

[ashen sluice]

whats the difference?

[buoyant apex]

Oh

[ashen sluice]

are you turkish?

[wheat leaf]

the names french derived

[ashen sluice]

oh

[grand tulip]

university lets you get stuff like masters degree and stuff while college only offers undergraduate

[buoyant apex]

College - 9 school classes
University 11 school classes and its better qualified

[wheat leaf]

i wish i was turkish bro, idk anything about turkey but seems kinda cool

[grand tulip]

????NO?

[buoyant apex]

College just means you are still need to go to university after the prom

[grand tulip]

turkey is only good for the cats

[buoyant apex]

So if you dont want that path

[ashen sluice]

işımyr

[buoyant apex]

You choose 11 classes

[grand tulip]

government? censorship? people? No

[wheat leaf]

from what i hear turkey has a solid healthcare system

[gaunt saffron]

hi chat

[grand tulip]

hi

[ashen sluice]

hi

[wheat leaf]

[buoyant apex]

Still colleges sucks in europe

[ornate gate]

What is up

[buoyant apex]

So thats why i chose university over it

[ashen sluice]

what is up my gangsters

[sharp orchid]

when will the sherman anti trust act be used on american colleges?

[ashen sluice]

what is up my prankster gangsters!!

[brazen topaz]

im back from shitting what happened

[subtle totem]

this game is so fucking dogshit the ultimate challenge is pure luck

[wheat leaf]

sherman? like the dude chillin w mr peabody??

[grand tulip]

hi back from shitting what happened I'm crow

[ornate gate]

How long do you take to shit

[sharp orchid]

nah like the main battle tank

[buoyant apex]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[ornate gate]

W ball knowledge

[brazen topaz]

uhhhhhh

[brazen topaz]

def not like, a hour

[sharp orchid]

we js be calling everything elite ball knowladge now

[ashen sluice]

okay why the fuck does this game sometimes not let you run

[ornate gate]

I said W

Not elite

[buoyant apex]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[brazen topaz]

there wont be a layer in hell deep enough to serve my punishment once im done with you

[ornate gate]

I think glitch about weapons not properly despawning

[grand tulip]

are you having shit thoughts

[sharp orchid]

same thing

[brazen topaz]

yea

[gaunt saffron]

I think most of the time it’s because brain hurt or blood gone

[buoyant apex]

Keltec is eliteball knowledge

[brazen topaz]

i have stsomach problems yk yk

[grand tulip]

what were they

ouhh

that sucks dude

[buoyant apex]

I fucking hate keltec

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/associated-benjammins-connected-connection-correlated-gif-4897775070740627888

[subtle totem]

he couldnt give less of a shit that i have been hitting him in the head for 15 mins

[ashen sluice]

HELLEWITE!

[gaunt saffron]

the firearm company? what’d they do

[buoyant apex]

You need to hit the tyl

[brazen topaz]

hes to cool to feel it

[subtle totem]

what is that

[buoyant apex]

UGLY FUCKING GUNS

[wheat leaf]

ion even know which ones which, i just know my parents told me the movie filled me with 'insurmountable rage' as a kid

[buoyant apex]

Behind the forehead

[ornate gate]

LMAO

[gaunt saffron]

[ornate gate]

I loved that movie as a kid

Sherman is the son

[sharp orchid]

you gonna get a very painful headache that lasts abt 60 seconds in a few days

[ornate gate]

Peabody is the dad

[brazen topaz]

what

[sharp orchid]

(elite ball knowladge required)

[grand tulip]

does anyone here play deep rock galactic 🥺

[ashen sluice]

who up here learning old english

[wheat leaf]

if i could guess i'd say it was the lil white girl that made me angry

[ornate gate]

Who up halfing they sword

[subtle totem]

i cant, he hit my leg armour earlier so im walking around on my knees and cant reach it\

[sharp orchid]

ME ME ME ME

[ashen sluice]

WHY CANT I SPRINT THIS FUCKING GAME OMFG

[vagrant flint]

does anyone know what the price of half sword will be on release

[ornate gate]

20 to 30 usd

[wheat leaf]

you cant sprint with lockon, you can sprint any other time tho

[ashen sluice]

the round literally just started and someone already took the goddamn candlestick

[ornate gate]

Full game free for those who buy ea

[buoyant apex]

This better be phantom pain

[brazen topaz]

skill issue

[sharp orchid]

if I had a dime for every time that question was asked id have enough to buy halfsword

[ashen sluice]

no its when spoilance or grete champion starts

its so fucking annoying

[subtle totem]

fuck this game holy shit

[wheat leaf]

oh word, yeah your just a malnourished peasant then idk

[vagrant flint]

😭 sorry

[buoyant apex]

Then you should not give up and hit his forehead till hes uncounsiouss

[vagrant flint]

i couldnt find any info on it on the steam page

[sharp orchid]

brain aneurysm 😔

[vagrant flint]

so i came here

[ashen sluice]

ive died like 4 times already due to this game not letting me sprint

[wheat leaf]

why does your lively hood revolve around sprinting in a 25x25 foot square

[ornate gate]

Doesnt it go away if you just close the game and open it again

[buoyant apex]

Oh ok

[ashen sluice]

why is he still alive

[buoyant apex]

Another reason to hate keltec

[earnest fossil]

if i die as baron somehow do i lose it?

[ornate gate]

No

[buoyant apex]

No

[sharp orchid]

whats the most elite ball knowladge yall have?

[ashen sluice]

chops tree with axe

what is this thing made of

[earnest fossil]

ok

[buoyant apex]

Delete that answear

[ashen sluice]

no

[ornate gate]

No :3

[subtle totem]

i have been hitting that same part on his head for the last 20 or so minutes. about 2 or 3 times every minute

[wheat leaf]

bread taste better than key

[brazen topaz]

if you use '':3'' again im going to skin you

[ashen sluice]

:3

[brazen topaz]

...

[buoyant apex]

Im not talkin to you no more then😛

[ornate gate]

Random rumble

[sharp orchid]

check your skin

[ornate gate]

NOOOO

[earnest fossil]

also if i die as a lesser rank do i lose it

[brazen topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/food-processing-foodie-korean-food-chinese-food-gif-23907951

[ornate gate]

Why dont you like :3

[sharp orchid]

ts not elite

[buoyant apex]

Keep trying bro

[subtle totem]

this is what he looks like when i just got him on the ground, this game is fucked

[brazen topaz]

looks gay

[ornate gate]

Well

[ashen sluice]

i didnt see it

[ornate gate]

If you couldnt tell by now

[brazen dust]

clearly its very violent ground

[ornate gate]

Im quite gay

[silk sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/forehead-kiss-anime-gif-25470471

[brazen topaz]

wait fr?

[ashen sluice]

wait me too!! :333

[buoyant apex]

You won?

[subtle totem]

20 mins of hitting him with his own mace in the face

[subtle totem]

yes

[buoyant ravine]

this is one of my favorite songs https://open.spotify.com/track/7mQwxVogsnpR3h6AJLQLlR?si=23e83c880a2d470e

[ornate gate]

Im greedy

I became bi to have both genders

[ashen sluice]

OMG I KILELD A WEILIEE

[buoyant apex]

Reminds me of something

[brazen topaz]

my bad then bro

[earnest fossil]

i didnt realize it put me in free mode once i beat it

[ashen sluice]

imagine, pot of greed, i only like men

[ornate gate]

Real :3

[ashen sluice]

haha

[subtle totem]

i hope the early access has a good boss fight instead of that garbage

[burnt haven]

I love spears

[sharp orchid]

ooh we dropping song taste now?

this is my fav https://open.spotify.com/track/13epcBWtRTdyiBHhfdimrI?si=8789e5e8f19a40b3

[ashen sluice]

ultimate challenge is peak bossfight wdym /j

[brazen topaz]

guys should i eat this mouse i found on a sticky trap it wont shut up

im getting mad

[wheat leaf]

alright you want elite?
the quote
"my favourite anime's are toy story, cory in the house, airplane instruction videos from the 80's, yknow seinfeld" spoken by the old pappa of youtube.

if you know what im talking about ill buy you halfsword

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/think-emoji-thonk-meme-gif-11987870

[ashen sluice]

DAMNNNN

[subtle totem]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[brazen dust]

no thats a perfectly good mouse, whats its dpi

[ornate gate]

Peak bossfight is commoner boss

Its so fun

And fair

And balanced

[buoyant ravine]

the song isnt bad but its also not good

[brazen topaz]

good point, ill save it for a homeless person

[ashen sluice]

i fucking HATE the commoner tier so much

[buoyant apex]

Sounds like an average mall theme 🥀

[ashen sluice]

thats why im training rn to be better with commoner tier

[brazen topaz]

why? to close to home?

[sharp orchid]

how can you prove i do/dont know what youre talking about

[ashen sluice]

no that woukld be beggar

[wheat leaf]

well youd know who said it thats all

[ornate gate]

Blasphemy

[ashen sluice]

WHY CANT I RUNNN

[ornate gate]

I love getting outranged

And outdamaged

[ashen sluice]

i fucking HATE this game

[brazen topaz]

grr damnit

[ashen sluice]

im still gonna play it

[subtle totem]

the commoner boss fight makes no sense, for basically every boss they use gear and weapons from the tier above but he has a fucking massive sword from like 6 tiers above

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-annoyed-grrr-gif-13254363

[sharp orchid]

dw ill buy myself halfsword

[ornate gate]

Honestly the worst part of half sword

I always do unspeakable things to the commoner boss

[wheat leaf]

valid, can you guess who im talking about purely from 'the old pappa of youtube'?

[ornate gate]

If i get to kill him

[subtle totem]

only way to beat consistently

[sharp orchid]

btw, my most elite ball knowladge is "people think im cap, JUST started the car up, ITS REAL!"

[ashen sluice]

who do you think will win, 3 guys with candlesticks or a guy with fists

hm?

[sharp orchid]

im not a youtube og so no

[brazen topaz]

depends, whose the guy with fists

[ornate gate]

If john half sword has the fists he no diffs them

[ashen sluice]

me

[wheat leaf]

do you even know filthyfrank?

[sharp orchid]

no

[brazen topaz]

might as well give up

[ashen sluice]

well fist* my hand got broken

I GOT THE CANDLE STICK OMFG

[brazen topaz]

i bet you still lose

[buoyant apex]

FlyingKitty or PewDiePie is elitebal knowledge of youtube so niche nobody knows them

[wheat leaf]

realistically your not missing out on much, but fun fact hes also JoJi the musician if you know that name

[ashen sluice]

i cant wait to put willie IN AN ARMBARRRR

[sharp orchid]

OH THAT MF

guy with the pink suit?

[wheat leaf]

pinkguy yes

one of his characters lmao

[buoyant apex]

I know his one song that i just forgot

OH

[ashen sluice]

I WIN

[buoyant apex]

TIK TOK

[ashen sluice]

@brazen topaz I WON

[brazen topaz]

damn

[ashen sluice]

the "im gay" guy?

[buoyant apex]

JOJI THE LEGEND

[brazen topaz]

get this shit out of here

[wheat leaf]

he used to be pret much one of the biggest non-gaming youtubers, him and his boys are one of the reasons the censorship got so bad cause they were doing like.. jackass 1-2 level stuff

[buoyant apex]

Ok boss

[wheat leaf]

nah thats idubbbz

[brazen topaz]

good soldier

[subtle totem]

why was that removed

that was awesome

[wheat leaf]

idubbbz is also a very key player in the OG youtube lore

[buoyant apex]

Boss just told to

Sorry

[subtle totem]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-gif-16545691514915325021

[brazen topaz]

eat it

[ashen sluice]

fetty

[subtle totem]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-pibble-dog-pibble-gmail-gmail-dog-gmail-gif-1592494038181494840

[ashen sluice]

fettyyyy

[brazen topaz]

good

[ashen sluice]

wash my bellayyy!!1

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-explode-dog-fire-dog-dog-fire-dog-explode-fire-gif-856717762916149374

[subtle totem]

sir charles barkley aproves

[sharp orchid]

I absoultely love half sword photo mode ima be so honest

[brazen topaz]

i love these images of animals there so wholesome

[brazen topaz]

what the fuck

[brazen topaz]

thats scary as hell

[subtle totem]

im saving this gif this is awesome

[sharp orchid]

not the craziest photo ive taken either

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/pipotam-baby-hippo-hippo-wash-shower-gif-3406421565683572068

[buoyant apex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400110203562758266/1438535811950706720/1000_will_stare.gif

[ashen sluice]

mæg ic eald englisc sprecan?

[sharp orchid]

took this one a couple days ago

[brazen topaz]

awsome

[wheat leaf]

he got like the agarthian KSI head build

[sharp orchid]

and this

[subtle totem]

i hope we get abyss mode in early access

[buoyant apex]

IM IN THE THICK OF IT EVERYBODY KNOWS

[brazen dust]

i think i can give you a run for your money

[sharp orchid]

ooh bet

[tight isle]

i come from a land down under

[buoyant apex]

Another based furry

[brazen dust]

i cant attach it but its the one i posted in #photography📷 3 hrs ago

[wheat leaf]

[que fuckass techno beatdrop]

[tight isle]

the videos are funny but i think id rather kms than actually be one of those people

[buoyant apex]

His hat be like

[sharp orchid]

ooh wait thats good

[wheat leaf]

see buildings were created like this to defend against giants. hence why helmets soon followed in design

[sharp orchid]

i dont have an external editor to use tho unfortunately

[buoyant apex]

OK YOU SEEM ALOT MORE BASED THEN IT LOOKS

[brazen dust]

yeah thats fair its js a shitpost anyway lol

[fierce wedge]

i like the faces in halfsword

[wheat leaf]

brotha theres only one face

[buoyant apex]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-very-curious-magnifying-glass-looking-peeking-gif-3027926178787907205

[sharp orchid]

ima dump my best photos here in a sec

[tight isle]

no they look like that cause they is onions

[fierce wedge]

i like the face in halfsword

[brazen dust]

gem alert 💎

[wheat leaf]

lowkey do you think they got like a secret room up in the top section or is it just there for shits n giggles

[jagged totem]

is there a way to get ea without crushing my balls?

[brazen dust]

no

[brazen topaz]

gracefull willie

[brazen dust]

ball crushing is a requirement

[tight isle]

yeah wait like 6 days THEN crush your balls

[brazen topaz]

i already ate mine is that good

[jagged totem]

what if im like under the age of 20 is it then a requirement

[brazen dust]

peak

[brazen topaz]

tuff

[ornate gate]

as a metal fan these are certified metal album covers

[brazen dust]

i mean, you could just like. blow up instead

[tight isle]

its like one of those castle dungeon stairways with dimly lit candles but the top room is compeletely empty for the acoustics

[light pike]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lYUZMQg55cPYuVdq6?invite=cr-MSx2WUosMjg3NjQ4MDQ5&v=10

[sharp orchid]

jaw dropping

[light pike]

just lost my character due to BULLLLLSHITTTT

[jagged totem]

i will put a fire cracker inside my ass

[brazen dust]

how many curbs has he bitten

[brazen topaz]

alot

[brazen dust]

firework would be better

[ornate gate]

all of them

[jagged totem]

see how high i fly?

[tight isle]

if that were me i woulda just caught the sword

[wheat leaf]

if you stabbed him with the spike you woulda won

[buoyant apex]

No doubts they got a secret room

[jagged totem]

DUDE thats sick

[tight isle]

this is how suicide squad 2016 was lit

cant see SHIT

[sharp orchid]

waiting for the fade in

[wheat leaf]

maybe they keep a single onion in the center, so its more like the outside is an extra layer

[brazen dust]

best helen keller simulation i've ever seen

[jagged totem]

LMFAO

[wheat leaf]

wildest shit i read all day

[buoyant apex]

Why is there a fucking splinter cell guy Sam Fisher

[ashen sluice]

bro is shocked

[brazen dust]

wait until you read about how she was faking it ✌️

[ornate gate]

guys my computer already struggles to run half sword demo on minimum settings

will i be fine for ea

[jagged totem]

when the crossbow is out

people should mod it into a gun

[sharp orchid]

aint true, her illness was confirmed and has been confirmed for a while now

[jagged totem]

we have like a glock vs the baron

[jagged totem]

see who wins then

[tight isle]

theres gonna be optimizations but i dont think you'll be doing much better

[brazen dust]

did her doctor not exaggerate it?

[ashen sluice]

oh god there a wind tunnel NOOO

[wheat leaf]

nah thats the other women not smelen fellar

[tight isle]

if it runs bad without even any blood and only one opponent then its gonna be tough

[sharp orchid]

wouldnt be suprised, but she was blind and deaf

[brazen dust]

yeah i swear the doctor made hella bank

[ornate gate]

it runs okay with one willie and no blood and no armor and no weapons

[buoyant apex]

1 battery

Im out

[ornate gate]

like 60 fps

[buoyant apex]

Got no electrycity

[brazen dust]

js thinking about it

[brazen dust]

blind people must save hella money on their electricity bill without lights

[brazen topaz]

yea

[wheat leaf]

nah he definitely made hella bank, its just up for debate to what degree he faked extra stuff for said bank

[brazen dust]

get that bag twin ✌️

[wheat leaf]

yasss king

[brazen topaz]

''you see that to bro?''

[brazen dust]

when life gives you lemons, commit fraud

[wheat leaf]

🤑 manipulate the ones with disabilities

to clarify to the one staff member watching us like the monkey in toystory, i dont condone that message

[sharp orchid]

why did my willie ascend

[ashen sluice]

see we have ballistic dummies and this game to show how brutal medieval warfare was

[brazen dust]

big half sword is watching

[brazen dust]

thats fucking awesome

[ashen sluice]

he is god.

[brazen topaz]

god is angry

[sharp orchid]

I lowkey do in fact belive my copy of halfsword is possesed

[brazen topaz]

how

[sharp orchid]

this clip

[ashen sluice]

considering the screenshots you've shown, yeah

[ashen sluice]

hes just built different

[brazen topaz]

bro had to look at you to see whats up

[subtle totem]

photo mode is pretty cool

[ashen sluice]

bad to the bone

[wheat leaf]

he judges you in a singular moment of freedom before being forced to attack a defenseless, surrendered willie

[subtle totem]

its a picture of the commoner boss in abyss

[ashen sluice]

omfg plançon frenzy

EVERYONE HAS A PLANÇon

[ornate gate]

every copy of half sword is personalized

[sharp orchid]

mine got personalized with a fucking demon

[ornate gate]

maybe its because...

youre a demon....

a beast....

a cycle path....

[wheat leaf]

your willie came with the status effect of sentience

[ashen sluice]

a.... MONSTER

like the energy drink

[ornate gate]

MONSTER!?!?!?!? :3333333

[ashen sluice]

monster!! :3

[wheat leaf]

[safe burrow]

do we know what half sword early acess will be priced at?

[wheat leaf]

3

[ornate gate]

30 usd

its in pinned msgs

or below 30 usd

[safe burrow]

thanks

[grand tulip]

Its fire

[grand tulip]

less than $30

[ornate gate]

the doctors told me im a cycle path.... if my eyes turn red, RUN....

[grand tulip]

my guess is $20

maybe

[ashen sluice]

wait are you the guy with the cursed beings in the abyss

or is that someone else

im guessing half sword will be 24.99

[wheat leaf]

doctors these days.. mine told me im morbidly a beast

[ornate gate]

how do i learn this technique

[sharp orchid]

cursed as in what

[grand tulip]

good enough

[sharp orchid]

gotta personalize yo copy iykwim

[subtle totem]

can anyone run the cinematic graphics with dx12?? i was getting 20 fps

[ashen sluice]

big scary things in the abyss

[grand tulip]

If the game does go on sale with regional pricing I might actually get it for 5 dollars

[sharp orchid]

nah not me

my shits only in the arena

[ornate gate]

honestly they could charge like 50 dollars for ea and i would still buy it because im a slave to the halfsword

[ashen sluice]

stop flexing on your currency :(

[sharp orchid]

set your vpn to iran and get it for free

[grand tulip]

ukraine has it better

[ornate gate]

south sudan has it better

[wheat leaf]

yall sleeping on the botswana halfsword prices

[harsh raptor]

is there a lightsaber mod yet

wait

wrong channel

[grand tulip]

I am your father

[grand tulip]

at least they're better than the zimbabwean dollar

[harsh raptor]

i js wanna cut a willy in half with flashlight

[ashen sluice]

💀

[ornate gate]

what

[ashen sluice]

i feel bad for middle eastern countries

[grand tulip]

It would be fire

[ashen sluice]

except for like

[ornate gate]

spelling mistake of doom and despair

[harsh raptor]

ikr

[sharp orchid]

zimbabwe uses the usd

[ashen sluice]

wait

kuwait

fuck kuwait

[grand tulip]

whats wrong with the middle east

[ashen sluice]

i fucking hait kuwait

[sharp orchid]

the opposite is even funnier imo

[ashen sluice]

0 dollars 💀

[grand tulip]

LMAO

[ashen sluice]

the currency

its

it sucks truth be told

[wheat leaf]

the lebanese playerbase will be spending about 2,665,831.80 on halfsword btw

[grand tulip]

for some of them

[sharp orchid]

the lebanese playerbase does not exist

[ashen sluice]

yeah thats why i hate kuwait

[grand tulip]

WHO plays hs in lebanon

[honest rose]

Will the game be paid?

Will it have a story mode?

[grand tulip]

yes

idk

[short nest]

how to reset progress?

pls teach me

[sharp orchid]

WE are playing half sword in lebanon 😭 ✌️

[ashen sluice]

theres gonna be a willie dlc

[sharp orchid]

beat ultimate challange

[ashen sluice]

ive been trying to do that and idk

[ornate gate]

this reminds me of that one joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvRn0rF687E

[grand tulip]

properties > somewhere

[sharp orchid]

oh I love this clip

[wheat leaf]

you and me, your coming to lebanon to play halfsword. for the low low price of 2.6 million dollars

[honest rose]

value?

[grand tulip]

less than $30 is all we know

[ornate gate]

clip accurately describes what it feels like to be in south america

[vague sonnet]

guys will we need to buy halfsword again?

[harsh raptor]

will halfsword still be free

[honest rose]

wtf
I'll never have that money.

[harsh raptor]

upon release

[sharp orchid]

unfortunatley not anymore unless youre talking about venezuela

[ornate gate]

nope

ea means you dont have to buy the full game

[ashen sluice]

so um...

[vague sonnet]

oh

[grand tulip]

lebanese accent is so funny to me for whatever reason

[vague sonnet]

alr

[ornate gate]

i went to peru

it was shocking

[wheat leaf]

i dunno if ive ever actually heard a lebanese person

[ornate gate]

everything is so cheap compared to my ultra condensed hellhole

[grand tulip]

my guess is around $20

[sharp orchid]

yeah south america as a terrible place, and im brazillian i can confirm

go ahead and open up la paz, bolivia on street view for me

[honest rose]

mano c vai comprar o jg por 30 doll?

[grand tulip]

think of the french if they were extra gay

[ashen sluice]

"The average house price in Switzerland varies greatly by region, but generally sits around CHF 1.34 million (USD $1.48M) for an average home"

[wheat leaf]

it doesnt look that bad

[sharp orchid]

its js all brick

[left dune]

I am Californian same here the drug problem and the homeless problem is getting worse

[ornate gate]

i only saw peru but i imagine the rest of south america is pretty similar or worse

i saw maybe two developed cities

[honest rose]

Man, it's going to be really hard for us Brazilians to buy 30 dolls here, which is equivalent to 150 dolls for you guys.

[ornate gate]

actually three

[wheat leaf]

looks kinda nice here ngl

[ashen sluice]

should i just let them settle it out?

[ashen sluice]

go to zacatecas, mexico

[grand tulip]

shit that sucks dude

[left dune]

My town is full of shit there are so many fucking homeless its just as bad as Los Angeles

[wheat leaf]

equally pretty looking

[sharp orchid]

same city btw

[ornate gate]

thats more like it

[left dune]

https://tenor.com/view/atlas3dss-atlas3dss-begging-atlas3dss-poor-atlas3dss-homeless-gif-25927308

[ornate gate]

classic south america

[wheat leaf]

kinda looks like a gmod map

[honest rose]

I was really excited for the release, but I prefer to block it and not even look because I know I won't be able to afford it.

[left dune]

So many fucking homeless in my town and state California

[wheat leaf]

i could totally see sonic, mario, and a doritos bag going crazy on that map

[ashen sluice]

holy shit

[sharp orchid]

youre so right, let us all make a gmod map together from 824 C. 103 El alto, La Paz department

[ashen sluice]

why dont we make houses free

[wheat leaf]

i have a feeling the moment the sun sets thats one ominous ass place to be

[grand tulip]

well there will be a discount if that helps
plus the price will be LESS than $30

[sharp orchid]

speaking of google earth

[left dune]

Fuck my town

[sharp orchid]

have yall looked at kumia, sudan in 2024?

[ashen sluice]

no cuz like have you seen these 19k houses going on amazon

like one of these

[grand tulip]

thats lowkey fire

[honest rose]

This helps, I'll buy it if it's under 100 reais, which is equivalent to less than 20 dollars.

[ashen sluice]

they look unironically better than my house

[grand tulip]

that totally wont break down in a day

[ornate gate]

ts would be 5k a month no accommodations where i live

[grand tulip]

good

[blazing gull]

guys its amazon i do not trust it

[sharp orchid]

crazy good but theres no plumbing or electricty youd have to pay someone to come and install that

[wheat leaf]

looks warm

[honest rose]

But do you think it will have a campaign mode?

[pulsar swift]

Bro wtf is that

[ashen sluice]

are those dead bodies

...?

[grand tulip]

I don't know but there'll be more gamemodes

[sharp orchid]

yep

[wheat leaf]

yO i didnt see the 2024 part, you should prob delete htat

for your own sake

[sharp orchid]

yeah dw

[ashen sluice]

oh shit wait is that the thing wher ei think it is?

[honest rose]

a ok ty

[sharp orchid]

also yes

[tight isle]

tf did i see

[sharp orchid]

in 2025, its now a giant mound of dirt

[ashen sluice]

that one place where they killed a lot of people in a desert

[pulsar swift]

Not sure how that’s relevant to Amazon houses

[river sparrow]

not sure how any of this is relevant to halfsword 🥸

[pulsar swift]

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/george-harris-gif-9541509133979181503

[ornate gate]

conversations flow 🤓

but yeah we have devolved from half sword discussion

[grand tulip]

we were talking about currencies thats how conversations evolve

[river sparrow]

how bout i beat your fucking ass

[wheat leaf]

dude deadass, just by randomly scrolling around on google maps i found another very similar site

[sharp orchid]

drop the lo

[ornate gate]

feel free

[tight isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256452751555170314/1341945926968803398/legion_takeover.gif

[river sparrow]

i would never do such a thing

[ornate gate]

so why would you threaten to

[vague sonnet]

Halfsword its the best game tbh way better than gta and they could make a boxing game ngl

[grand tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[river sparrow]

i didnt threaten to i just said how about it

[ornate gate]

it already is

ive spent so much time in beggar tier

[vague sonnet]

me too

but

[river sparrow]

guys since fucking when could you change your screenshot resolution

[wheat leaf]

i looked again and its all goats or sumn shit nvm

[vague sonnet]

they can make a better punching game

[sharp orchid]

yooo drop the lo

[grand tulip]

if only you could use 80% of the real life sword techniques in this game

[ornate gate]

they could probably make one pretty easily

just off the half sword base

[wheat leaf]

10.964894509307276, 26.33697023077599

[ornate gate]

it has the necessary physics for a whole ufc game

[vague sonnet]

its so unrealistic to just spam punch it fells more realistic using techniques tho

[ashen sluice]

swiþe

[sharp orchid]

I get to enjoy goats now

[grand tulip]

add kickboxing to the game

[wheat leaf]

farm 👍

[river sparrow]

dude

[ornate gate]

kicks are insanely effective

[sharp orchid]

is this the start of a gay halfsword fanfic?

[ornate gate]

grappling too

if you have a one handed weapon

or just a fist

[river sparrow]

yeah and now that i figured it out its gonna be in Ultra HD

[grand tulip]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lYTpOz2u6KnyZCrte/spok?invite=cr-MSx2cjYsMTE2NjAxODgs

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-cursed-krw-kas-cia-blet-gif-17649374

[vague sonnet]

i the ea characthers will be more stronger like it will be more coller to see than a bald skinny man imagine we use berseker sword in ea

[ashen sluice]

mmm s-stop we're both men!

[grand tulip]

why do I get timed out for saying the forbidden japanese Y word

[ornate gate]

we did see more buff and tall willies in the trailer

• ai will be smarter

[vague sonnet]

ye

[river sparrow]

"Willie you smell so good!"
"Thank you, Willie. Let's swordfight with our willies."

[vague sonnet]

i fell that ai will destroyy me

i dont know if abys will be removed tbh

[river sparrow]

Arbys

[vague sonnet]

too many features

[ashen sluice]

owey?

[grand tulip]

What do you mean "swordfight our willies"

[grand tulip]

no

[river sparrow]

penises

[sharp orchid]

bro if we fear ai its gonna destroy us, but if we chill wit it it gonna be chill wit us

[ornate gate]

WHERE

[vague sonnet]

tbh the best weapon in the game is man at arms halberd insane range

and billhok

[river sparrow]

up your ass and around the corner 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[ornate gate]

i just looked

its not there

[sharp orchid]

yep

[ornate gate]

liar

[river sparrow]

it was there last time i checked 🤷‍♂️

[vague sonnet]

greatsword its too heavy for knight swords above it are better but the greatsword is SOOOO sharp

daggers too

[ashen sluice]

forshooth!!

[grand tulip]

willie's actually a female cause like wdym they didnt model his reproductive organ

[sharp orchid]

that shit cuts through armor if you halfsword it

[river sparrow]

its actually just microscopic

having a tiny weiner was a sign of like

idfk

stoicism

[ornate gate]

that was in greece

not the hre

[vague sonnet]

yes

still

its heavy af

[river sparrow]

yeah but maybe it carried on

[sharp orchid]

its less heavy if you halfsword it

[vague sonnet]

and daggers are better for stabbing

[river sparrow]

yeah same with mine

[vague sonnet]

yes but its hard to get a good hit

[ornate gate]

but having a tiny wiener is also an advantage

smaller hitbox

thats why mine is so small

its optimal

[vague sonnet]

knights have speccialy weak points at neck visor shoulder and knees

[river sparrow]

then theres less cover for your femoral arteries

[sharp orchid]

nobody will find you in a week or so

[wheat leaf]

its been going since playtest

[vague sonnet]

u can stab through them but cut and halfsword its hard

[river sparrow]

yeah actually i was thinking of going on vacation

[grand tulip]

half sword is HETEROPHOBIC??

straight people are a MINORITY?????

[ornate gate]

you would need an impossibly large willy to completely shield that artery

[river sparrow]

yeah you can hear them swordfighting

[ornate gate]

and either way

it only protects one

[wheat leaf]

dog what in tarnation

[river sparrow]

actually its a crow

[vague sonnet]

shut up u play the wild west in roblox

[grand tulip]

yeah what the fuck dude

[wheat leaf]

straight people were always the minority, this is discord

[ornate gate]

yeah

i used to be straight

[kindred coral]

I still am

[ornate gate]

but then they brainwashed me

[river sparrow]

think i can claim benefits?

[wheat leaf]

couldnt hurt to try

[vague sonnet]

do u guys like MUSKETs??

[kindred coral]

yessir

[vague sonnet]

its the best weapon in history

[wheat leaf]

i only like glock widda switch

[vague sonnet]

its cool

[kindred coral]

Nuh uh, Katana is the best weapon in history

[vague sonnet]

katana too

but musket

its so cool

[ashen sluice]

no.... nononono

[vague sonnet]

im making a game with muskets

[grand tulip]

such an endangered species we are

[river sparrow]

what about it

[kindred coral]

We must continue on

[wheat leaf]

..we?

[grand tulip]

It shows

[ashen sluice]

look at the last um thing.

[grand tulip]

as in straight people

[grand tulip]

we dont include you by default

[wheat leaf]

...............we?

[ornate gate]

you'll be converted soon...

just you wait...

[kindred coral]

For the pit gamemode in EA, I think it would be even cooler if instead of spikes at the bottom, it was just a bottomless pit

[river sparrow]

what about greek people

[ornate gate]

grokipedia

[ashen sluice]

not that bro

[grand tulip]

false I'm attracted to females

[grand tulip]

yeah we

[river sparrow]

yeah im not seeing it you're gonna ahve to explain

[ashen sluice]

theres this font i want called "KS GrequeRoyalX" and it looks like this

[grand tulip]

I'll carry on the legacy of straight people in this heterophobic world... ⚪ ⚫ ✊

[ashen sluice]

GROKIPEDIA dude

[ashen sluice]

guys i want you to guess how many fucking euros this font is.

[wheat leaf]

its called heterochromia ya dingus

[river sparrow]

250

[ornate gate]

false

blasphemy

[ashen sluice]

okay but when i say white power people get angry

??? so what

[sharp orchid]

beautiful cat with homophobia

[ashen sluice]

more

[wheat leaf]

idk if thats considered elite ball knowledge but it always makes me laugh

[river sparrow]

7000

[grand tulip]

Watch your tone boy.

[river sparrow]

or 6000

[ashen sluice]

no the font is 445 euros

[sharp orchid]

me too man

[ashen sluice]

or 527 USD

[grand tulip]

one may never tell what's going on in someone's heart

[river sparrow]

HEY. Do NOT call people "boy" around me. I'M the MAN around here, and you ALL are INFERIOR to me. Fix yourself. Coward.

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-alpha-wolf-alpha-wolf-the-weak-should-quiver-gif-17759401881362908244

[grand tulip]

Fetus.

[river sparrow]

You're fucking dead.

[ornate gate]

except me

im always right

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401

[river sparrow]

Disgusting.

[grand tulip]

I have no idea who Dead is.

Zygote.

[river sparrow]

Sperm.

[wheat leaf]

but you do know fucking?

[ashen sluice]

filipinos when they get even a slight bit of recognition

[grand tulip]

Protein.

[sharp orchid]

this kill baffled me so much

[river sparrow]

Butthead

[sharp orchid]

literally cut someone in half from a stab

[grand tulip]

Yeah we've been friends for a while now

[wheat leaf]

"i cant hit my protein 🥺"

ive been advised not to finish this joke given the context

[river sparrow]

ha ha sex

wtf even is that

[grand tulip]

Assface.

[sharp orchid]

52 NUGGESTS

[river sparrow]

That's. It.

You're bring the beat out of me.

[wheat leaf]

FIFTYTOO BOMBOPUSSYCLATWAGON CHEEKEN NOOGETS

[grand tulip]

Come at me tough boy.

[sharp orchid]

"the beat out of me" https://tenor.com/view/beat-saber-gif-22713238

[wheat leaf]

guys pls dont fight, there can be two alphas right?

[river sparrow]

who do you trhink ytou are

[grand tulip]

obi wan kenobi on twitch.tv

[river sparrow]

wow i never considered that

[sharp orchid]

Smitor

[river sparrow]

@grand tulip lets just get together and have a big makeout sesh

we can both be alphas over our pack

[grand tulip]

whats your gender

crucial

[wheat leaf]

he just said it, alpha

[sharp orchid]

my egenda? Im a mechanic

[river sparrow]

you'll have to ask your mother

cause im LYING!!!!!

you're dead buddy

[mental kelp]

over slicing

[grand tulip]

no I'm obviously crow

[river sparrow]

ok dead buddy

[grand tulip]

for the last time

[river sparrow]

whatever you say

[grand tulip]

whos dead

[river sparrow]

you

bitch

[grand tulip]

not me

I have No idea who dead is!

[river sparrow]

Ok Dead

whatever you say

[grand tulip]

❌❌

[wheat leaf]

fuck this cringe alpha shit, snow leopard

https://tenor.com/view/snow-leopard-snep-silly-himeru-gif-4771537990806653868

[sharp orchid]

what yall think about my axe?

[grand tulip]

I like cats more

[wheat leaf]

its like a cat but bigger

[grand tulip]

smaller = cuter

big = FAT and UGLY

[wheat leaf]

they said that about dogs now we got pugs dude

[sharp orchid]

you must be ugly

[grand tulip]

thats why dogs suck

[ornate gate]

a bit overkill

[heady shale]

Planned Release Date: 31 Jan, 2026
This game plans to unlock in approximately 5 days

[grand tulip]

syfm 💔

[ornate gate]

its jan 30

[sharp orchid]

30 jan

[ornate gate]

not 31

spreading misinfo online smh

how dare you

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-syaos-british-english-ts-pmo-gif-18322740700124619850

[sharp orchid]

nah

[wheat leaf]

you just a purebred hater

dont even fw snow leopards??

or dogs??

[sharp orchid]

they guy who invented labradoodles regretted it

[wheat leaf]

yeah he should ngl

[grand tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-lazerdim-lazerdim700-ld-sylau-gif-8872031861262125330

[ornate gate]

trailer says 30

[grand tulip]

perhaps its timezones?

[wheat leaf]

it says the 30th in annoucements, dammit mcwonder lmao

[ornate gate]

timezones smh

why cant we all just live in the same place

[grand tulip]

no other timezone deserves to exist except for gmt+3

[sharp orchid]

timezones are a scam made by clock companies to sell more clocks

[grand tulip]

the world is already overpopulated

[wheat leaf]

witerally fake news bwo

[mental kelp]

fodder

[burnt haven]

I hope they add knee surgery to early access

[plain brook]

you should help fix that if you think its true i am sure it would be better without you

[ornate gate]

nonsense

it needs more

[sharp orchid]

yall do realzie that the earth might have 16 billion ppl rn

[ornate gate]

more population density

[burnt haven]

Ragamuffin!!

[grand tulip]

what the heck man

[heady shale]

are you stupid are you familiar with timezones

[sharp orchid]

scientists have admitted they might have miscounted the population in rural areas

[wheat leaf]

in the time since you sent that message prob about 100-150 babies were born

[ornate gate]

i am stupid

[plain brook]

yes yes and no

[ornate gate]

not enough

i live in one of the most densely populated places in america

we need more here

[wheat leaf]

wheres that

[grand tulip]

yeah thats true

I already had that in mind

[ornate gate]

nyc metropolitan area

[burnt haven]

Holy moly

I pray for you

[wheat leaf]

oh i thought you woulda said cali

[sharp orchid]

de moines, iowa

[ornate gate]

its okay

[grand tulip]

the fuck are we going to do with 8 billion people

[ornate gate]

i only pay 30k a month to live in my cardboard box

[sharp orchid]

HIT A CLIP WITH COMICALLY LARGE AXR

[ornate gate]

put them into nyc

[wheat leaf]

theres more yearly reported human on human bites in NYC than country-wide shark bite reports

[plain brook]

feed em house em love em EAT em

[ornate gate]

we can give them each like 8 sq ft of space

[ornate gate]

i know

i contribute to them

[sharp orchid]

more people die to vending machines each year than sharks, sharks just arent super dangerous

[ornate gate]

i have actually gotten bitten though

[grand tulip]

I'd rather serve in the military and die

[ornate gate]

multiple times

[sharp orchid]

dolphins are WAY WAY wrose

[wheat leaf]

are you deadass?

youve been bitten in NYC?

[ornate gate]

where i live

a "suburb" of nyc

i have

[wheat leaf]

ion even wanna talk about dolphins they are freaky ass critters

[ornate gate]

but not just by like random people

[wheat leaf]

oh the well known suburban biters

not randoms

[ornate gate]

my friends seem very inclined to bite

[ornate gate]

its like a virus thats concentrated in nyc

[sharp orchid]

why are you friends with the rabid alleyway racoons

[ornate gate]

some of them

[polar lion]

did they announce the cost?

[sharp orchid]

correlation might not equal causation but this is clearly cause and effect

[wheat leaf]

if you arent friends with them, your enemies of them.

[ornate gate]

pinned messages

[grand tulip]

"Good morning homie!" he said as he bit his friend's neck

[polar lion]

cheers

[plain brook]

thats what mike tyson called my fists after i kissed him on the lips

[wheat leaf]

i mean its irrefutable evidence

[sharp orchid]

gat 8 wgat that is

[ornate gate]

pretty accurate

[grand tulip]

mike tyson doesn't like you twingaling

[grand tulip]

what the fuck

[wheat leaf]

its crazy that NYC has almost 1/3rd the population of all of canada

[ornate gate]

i also got licked

at least once

[sharp orchid]

is this what head cannon means

[burnt haven]

I got eaten once

By a lion

[grand tulip]

that's okay it happens

[ornate gate]

we could fight off a canadian invasion methinks

[grand tulip]

I shouldn't be surprised that's america

[ornate gate]

we would use the metro rats as cavalry

[wheat leaf]

dude nobody would want to invade NYC

[sharp orchid]

I once fell in the gorilla enclosure in my local zoo

and they shot the gorilla

[burnt haven]

…………….

[wheat leaf]

genuinely that might be the last place on earth that anyone would willingly invade, it'd be hell on all fronts by all definitions

[grand tulip]

If it's called new york city wheres old york city

[burnt haven]

You’re gonna get Joel’d

[ornate gate]

england

theres a place called york

[grand tulip]

ou I forgot

[sharp orchid]

the devs better never patch this bug I love it so much

[wheat leaf]

underneath it, its like futurama where they just built another city on top of it

[ornate gate]

who would win

the entire canadian army

or one subway car of native new yorkers

[grand tulip]

they used to live in the sewers? 💔

[formal sparrow]

or chicago

[sharp orchid]

dude subway car no diff

[mental kelp]

blinding strike

[wheat leaf]

entirely depends what time of day it is on the subway

[ornate gate]

rush hour

everyone is just trying to get to work

[grand tulip]

tough

[wheat leaf]

i think we could beat the early groggy rush hour ppl, i'd be afraid of afternoon rush hour. angry overworked crammed people that have had a whole day to grow miserable with NYC again

those guys are all like 1 inch away from going cyberpsycho

[hearty thicket]

The whole east coast will be enveloped by 3 am

[ornate gate]

what about the night shift workers who have lost all regard for life

[hearty thicket]

They’re probably chilling lowkey

[grand tulip]

good

[hearty thicket]

Unless the power goes out

[lavish radish]

guys i made it to ultimate challenge

any strats

[ornate gate]

boutta get slimed by sixty seven inches of snow !

[hearty thicket]

Pole arm

[grand tulip]

I believe we should all be slimed by a meteor and wiped out

[hearty thicket]

Pole arm

[grand tulip]

now good night

[ornate gate]

range wins

[lavish radish]

spiky spear?

[ornate gate]

plancon good

[hearty thicket]

Not quite

[ornate gate]

protect your hands and arms from damage

[hearty thicket]

Longer is better if you can be consistent

[ornate gate]

good night mr scarecrow

[lavish radish]

okay

[hearty thicket]

Arm damage that can’t heal is a dead run almost every time

Leg damage is a personal preference

[wheat leaf]

see thats a 50/50, we could be talking exhausted demoralized nightshift workers, or people that do nightshift cause they cant conform to daytime societal standards. but either way they get the added bonus of either late afternoon homeless travellers, or very early morning travellers(more dangerous)

[hearty thicket]

Give them hell

[lavish radish]

wait is it fighting all of the bosses?

[hearty thicket]

No

[ornate gate]

no

just all tiers

[lavish radish]

oh

huh

well

[ornate gate]

you will fight 4 at once at one point

[hearty thicket]

And 2-4 characters at once

[lavish radish]

i pray i win

[ornate gate]

you get infinite chances

[lavish radish]

oh srsly

[hearty thicket]

The longer range weapons are available after the 2nd person you kill

Yes

[lavish radish]

so i dont have to climb again>

[hearty thicket]

No

[lavish radish]

YES

[ornate gate]

its also a lot of gambling

[hearty thicket]

But you won’t be able to do the gauntlet again until you either beat it or manually change ur file shit

[fallen glacier]

I'm in the middle of this rn snowed in

[sharp orchid]

js took this

[hearty thicket]

At home I hope

[sharp orchid]

storms coming in right now for me

[lavish radish]

okay im going in

[sharp orchid]

the snow will start in a couple hrs

[hearty thicket]

Damn that snow looks crazy

[wheat leaf]

im mad that im canadian and like 3/4 of the US has snow and i dont

[ornate gate]

how many inches of snow do you have

[fallen glacier]

beautiful