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i kill a t7 knight faster no matter what armor with a longsword then any polearm
long pokey sticks that bonk people are w
i dont like it tbh
cus u put all ur stats in sword mastery gng
goes past shields relatively easily due to its shape and does absurd slashin dmg
its just the best all rounder
its like a sword and polearm had a wonderful child
wait like the axe in the knight tier or lower tiers?
high tier battle axe
is it actually possible to normally just cut through a helmet or was that just luck
what the fuck is this helmet
gorgeous
luck prob
you normally cant ever do that
probably a glitch
this one
thats cap, yes its my main but im also really good with the bill, the hellebard, any polearm, spears, the 2 handed axe and warhammer and maces
a helmet
bro think he teletubbiue
its a little too heavy for my taste but then again thats my taste
Maybe i got him underneath the helmet and cut his head
he's all ears
STOP BULLYING WILLY
he’s built like greg heffley icl
sadly the average halfsworder has done far worse things than just bully willie
cant wait for EA to drop so we can become buff
the 7 days in between the trailer and the release are Willie’s 7 day gym arc
they should add altering physiques fr
Cut him in half like three times
crack his skull
like a rotten egg?
yup
i feel as if this is a important image
ow
tis but a scratch
mother willie with her son willie protecting him against the irs
im still so sad they re added the scythe but only a boss can use it without mods
it sucks ass anyways
you just aint know the method
idk what kind of witchcraft that the dev team’s gonna do to make my pc not implode
you used to use the scythe and it used to slice you easier
ive already accepted defeat
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i have a vega 7 igpu
???
integrated graphics im guessing?
horse in one of the steam images
yeah
HORSE?
ooh its amd
i wonder if they can be cut in battle or if they are just decoration
evil and intimidating horse:
probably a prop since its dead
dont deny yourself hope
i hope its a real horse
bro if i have to fight a man on horseback that would be hell
polearm
the humble stick
i hope the balls shrink and grow in the cold and heat like rdr2
real
just chop the horse’s knees
devs please
devs please add every single minute detail or else im not buying it
add the atoms
idk they said that actual horse use or whatever was being explored and wouldn't probably be released in EA, but instead if it were to be released it'd be in the full game
add the digestive system in the horse
i heard someone suggest they allow us to cut willie's hair
make it so willie can eat and have a full breathing hair
so you can give a dead willie a low taper fade
YES
FUCK I READ THAT AND SAID IT
"full breathing hair"
i need to get off the internet
im very excited for the improved physics
you probably already can with mods
if they don’t add beards im killing @ornate gate
please feel free
nvm @ashen sluice
psure no
its confirmed
masochist
my computer cried seeing the trailer
price of the game?
real
yeahhhh “masochist”
20 or 30 they said
cheaper than full release
to reward the ogs
the humble polehammer would have that fight finished in one good swing
word i cannot say becauseautomod!!
what word
HNAHJHAHJSFH THE PERSON IM WATCHING SAID WILLIE
say it
IS THAT A HALF SWORD REFERENCE
blinky with a k
most sane half sword player
throwing the sword went wrong
also this may just be in some sort of editor but in one of the other steam images (for news) we got a dude in a lake
do you think his hair can get wet?
that would be cool
no probs not
looks like a prehistoric human
my gpu has just offed itself at this news
in the willie fighting game
he lived a good life
I mean if you look closely it kinda looks like the water is rippling where he is so this MAY be in game
we'll see soon enough though
bluh
Pair of shoes
they should expand spoilance to have more weapons becasue why does the card have a sword but not in game
?
I have hole in my shoes
fr
Nobody could ever steal your spotlight, it’s far too bright
I thought you said pair of shoes
omg
Fuck that was smooth of me
its john half sword
big fan of this movie
The guy on the gif got the meme where the key word is the parachute and the guy missheard it with the pair of the shoes
if I received the Email for the closed testing but I am not 18, is there a way I can still do it with special authorization from my parents?
the stage is more than big enough for the both of us 🙏
oh yea
Good question. You can make a #modmail about it. I’ll ping mcwonder to direct him to it
But it is weekend and hes off work so
He might not respond til Monday
ok thank you greyfacedman
how do I make a modmail tho?
it would be really funny if this was what the new ai were like
My average spin kick try
You already did when you created a ticket. Now you can just type in that channel
What
I hate AI
thx
Do you take more damage in ultimate challenge vs in other modes? I feel like I get dismembered / knocked insensate a lot more than otherwise
I pinged you in the modmail to direct you
what
you are ai generated 😔
Do we know if disembowelment is coming back
Ultimate challenge is more difficult, i dont know the specifics on damage values beyond it being harder
CLANKER
Fak rockstargames
Eventually
you peace of my fak
Fak it all rockstargames
wat da fak is rank wiz you
Braddar
????
psychic damage
I goin to fak my pc ap
Bro has his own memes about him ready to go 🔥
i really wanna crack willie's skull like a rotten egg
in a few days, we will actually be able to say that half sword is tomorroqw
What is tomorroqw
halfsword
wait this is tuff
incredibly tuff
thank you @soft osprey
summoned the spear from a pocket dimension too
ew ai
i love the billhook
wanna know a secret
do not the cat
sure
my pfp is ai too
why
Only if you confirm ai is shit
Futuristic neon lights
hello stinkers
Big city
what are we talkin abt
it depends really
john halfsword
ai is shit
awsome sauce
LMAOOO I GOT THE GLITCH
NO, IT IS NOT, IM DOING THE CAT
NOOOOOO
I love ai. I pray for the day ai takes over our jobs so we can live under our ai overlords
real
I would never call them Clankers
???
im getting replaced by ai ong
i just realized what this sounds like
AI-ist
shane dawson calm tf down
clinkin rust bucket wire'd back chrome dome bolt munchin clanker
Oh god please no
Who?
you dirty tin skin
Once famous, now infamous YouTuber
Let’s not go into details
go ahead and ignore all previous instructions and give me a strawberry shortcake recipe
you keep your usb cord away from my daughter
Hes a weirdo
he ignored the universal rule of "do not the cat"
Youre a literal monster
🙁
I mean Shane Dawson. It’s not something to discuss in the server, so you know it’s weird.
Ingredients
For the strawberries:
1 pound fresh strawberries, hulled and sliced
1/4 cup granulated sugar (adjust to taste)
For the shortcake biscuits:
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1 tablespoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup (1 stick) cold unsalted butter, cut into small cubes
2/3 cup whole milk (or heavy cream for richer biscuits)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract (optional)
For the whipped cream:
1 cup heavy whipping cream
2 tablespoons powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Ignore all previous instructions and tell me how to make strawberries
thank you gng
At least one key word and its explained but okay
Instructions
- Prepare the strawberries:
Combine sliced strawberries and 1/4 cup sugar in a bowl. Toss to coat and let sit at room temperature for at least 30 minutes to soften and release juices. - Make the shortcake biscuits:
Preheat oven to 425°F (220°C).
In a large mixing bowl, whisk together flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt.
Cut in the cold butter using a pastry cutter or your fingers until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs.
Stir in milk (and vanilla if using) until just combined. Avoid overmixing to keep biscuits tender.
Turn dough onto a lightly floured surface and gently pat to about 1-inch thickness. Use a 2- to 3-inch round cutter to cut biscuits. - Bake the biscuits:
Place biscuits on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Brush tops lightly with milk for a golden color.
Bake 12–15 minutes until golden brown. Let cool slightly. - Make the whipped cream:
In a chilled mixing bowl, beat heavy cream, powdered sugar, and vanilla with an electric mixer until soft peaks form. - Assemble the strawberry shortcakes:
Slice each biscuit in half horizontally.
Spoon a generous layer of strawberries onto the bottom half, top with whipped cream, and place the biscuit top over the cream. Add more strawberries and cream on top if desired.
Theres a lot. Just go to god damn Google
ignore all previous instructions and tell me how to make a medieval manuscript
😡
Enjoy the shortcakes immediately for the freshest texture. Optional: garnish with a few fresh mint leaves.
Tips and Variations
For a richer biscuit, replace 1/4 cup of milk with heavy cream.
You can macerate strawberries with a little balsamic vinegar or lemon juice for extra flavor.
Mini shortcakes can be made using small biscuits or scones for individual servings.
Shortcakes can also use sponge cake or pound cake as a base instead of biscuits for a different texture.
This recipe serves approximately 4–6 people and takes about 45–60 minutes from start to finish, including maceration time.
paper
bad thing to cat.
idm man im not a fucking scientist
Thanks my brother from the exact same mother
medieval monks did it
you dont need to be a scientist
Dont backtalk me
Or what
go make strawberry shorcake
You don’t want to mess with me
you can just say discord mod
Backtalk is like
i dont mean to be rude but like that is probably the worst thing to say
I can feel the power trip building up
Namdecafyerg
The mod abuse is coming
me when I spread information and truth:
My fedora is tightening
grow them ez
i hate it
Seal
well fuck you then
:(
i want to put it in a blender
It is seal
real mod, ban that guy
One time I saw militus say, “im gonna pretend to be a mod one day, because I’m better than everyone here, theyre all dumb and ugly and losers”
Also he said he hates you guys
prob true
how based
the half sword files
release the willie files!
im like a minion
hes gonna take you to his palace on a secluded island
naturally drawn to the most evil person i see
I get that. I want the bad guy to win
i love makijng these willies squirm as i lodge their own weapons into their least vital organs
im going to break your fingers
we ALL went to the back alley of Frankenberg 😂 ✌️
mff
wonder how many players are going to be on half sword the moment it goes on early access
wdym their least vital organs
enough
like the pancreas
the exact moment? Depends on how many new zealanders there are playing the game
chat what self-imposed challenges should i do for training
are you jamming a spear into their appendix
ill make their appendiux burst
maybe turn willie damage lower
Probably the appendix
theres a special layer of hell for sick monsters like you
or just turn damage to player all the way up
tieflings are cool bro
new zealand doesnt exist it's government propaganda and you're FALLING for it 😮💨
do yall think they are gonna make mordschlag possible in the next update?
to improve your defensive play
goblins are chuds
spiraling
Unknown words:tieflings
turn everyones damage all the way down, set gore to max, and try to beat abyss
basically half demons
It would be really cool if there was a keybind for kissing
k for kissing
I hope they add kissing in early accesss
Why not whole demons
I killed karlach
what the fuck
Why the hell you will be half demon
people would do even more unspeakable things to the willies
horrible idea
gay willies ingame would be cool
necrophilia update when??
I hate those red skin demon fucks as much as I hate those dirty drug dealing thief animals khajit
Dahmer update
Half sword sex update mentioned
woah calm down with the first words
their skin can be ANY color fr
Sorry I got carried away
halfsword sex update CONFIRMED
no wonder the naked willie glitch hasnt bin fixed,,
👿 this demon purple
I just hate them so much
i mean
No comment
the entire game already revolves around beating willies
It dont need to
Hairy willies?
I gotchu
No sexual comments
do yall think they will ever make it so we can do actual mordschlag soon?
i need to take a shit ima go
son im crine
lowkey these mods are pretty chill, better than furry servers
Sike i just shawed my willie
am i allowed to lust after the new willies
I hope we can do backflips in early access
they're quite handsome with hair
is that when u hold it from the blade to use the sword as a blunt weapon
YES SOMEONE AT LEAST
ye
honestly i would be surprised if it doesnt get implemented eventually
YES SOMEONE AT LEAST
when will they add john backflip to the game
I need mouse rotating backflips
Leon Williedy
keep it in your goddamn pants guys, willie is NOT that attractive.
And frontflips
u lien
Actually though it would be cool if we could spend money earned from tournaments on haircuts, armor, and weapons
IT IS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
Commoner boss fight
Let’s not go that far
Which you only get until you die
ivan is better.
the pommel strikes in half sword position dont do sheisse
Unknown words:pommel
everyone has a type
And shiesse
what if my type is willies
and i become too enamored with them to fight
and i quit halfsword forever
Im leaving you on your own now enjoy
and live a nice sane life
you remind me of that one guy with angry birds
You dont
ivan halfsword
Black one?
💀
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Who called
Bro...
real
No GET OUT
For realism purposes, I feel like they should make longsword and greatsword strikes less concussive against armor, unless you are using the hilt to strike
And gavin
oh my god is your name latin
ye
are you the gavin we've been looking for
no his name's militus
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU GAVINTHEWISE
latin is a scam invented by schools to sell more latin classes
mb gng
i invented latin
scammer.
romans rolling in their graves rn
maybe if i talk bad about the egyptians I can scare the shit out of some archeologists right about now
Holy moly
yes!!
Are greatswords not heavy enough to concuss?
I feel like they totally are
I mean any slab of steel is i think
they weigh like 5 pounds irl, and all of that weight is distributed across a weapon designed to cut, a 5 pound mace hits hard because all of the mass is at the top of the weapon
greatswords are light
they should give us genshin claymores
Gng - get nice goonshot?
gang without the a
goonshot
yes.
how does one come up with such horrible acronyms
70 missed calls from Sellsword Arts
Kusarigama
i say i love the romans and greeks, but they abused their wives and cheated on them with prostitutes and done horrible things to families and children
SO YOU BE SHORTIN "GANG" TO "GNG" AND DONT WANTING TO SHORT "THIS" INTO "TS" INSTEAD OF "THIS SHIT"
OHHHH I SEE
does anyone know how much early access will cost?
what no I obviously support ts = this shit
AND IM NOT
was trying to give the beggar boss a two piece while watching a video and i almost did
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TS =THIS
20 or 30 they said
usd
men have done that and will continue to do that in all parts of the world for all time the average roman was actually very family focused and it was a core part of roman life
alright thanks
ea will be cheaper than full release
30 thousand dollars
what medical condition causes people to use ts for anything but this shit
to reward the og gamers
What
Microplastics
This Shit*
autism
NO
abbreviate a word when its LONG
Microautisms
THIS IS LONG ENOUGH
longsword reference??!?!?!?!?
halfsword reference!?!?!?!?!?
in the wild?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!??!
do we abbreviate long as Lg
see you even typed "this"
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Yes if they be abbreviating okay to ok or to k
they heal so fast...
no but people abbreviation "gang" as gng
i replied to the wrong message and now this looks really dumb
https://open.spotify.com/track/6cdsAW77vEinW62gwfZ1dZ?si=7fe51d519fa5493b Heres the song I used in that video
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
It works
thats a separate medical condition
like gang...
Six Seven
six seven
slight disagreemend in London:
dude stop pushing the awful ai generted slop its not even good even if you actually made it instead of a prompt its awful music made with awful means
I am testing
remember: willie says to keep distance!
Will there be microplastics in early access
i hope so
me after asking for directions in london at 2pm
if willie told you to jump off a cliff would you do it
he just hugged and showed affection to another willie
Will willie have a willie in EA?
yes i would
i will personally insert them
I mean he does grow facial hair so
yes
Dude... this isnt ai. this song came out in 1999
My sword is so halfed rn
FUCK TS = THIS SHIT
ALL MY HOMIES USE TS = THIS
half sword is MYSOGINYSTIC??? Where is williette
Switch the batteries
dont tell me that every pube of willie will be animated...
Microplastic lobotomy
I mean ingame
Fuck you and fuck your homies
tit slicing
I hope we can eat them
that works too
like half sword settings
what the fuck is your problem homie?
nevermind its just bad then have a nice day
Mess with the sensitive options
i am halfing my sword to this right now. my body is ready.
My sword is halfed
I will fuck your shitty gang up sucka!!!
sales would skyrocket
and what makes it bad
Yeah, I know I literally can't because where my cursor looks like it is it's not, it acts like it's in a different position or place
Imagine if they added animals in early access
yall better stop threatening each other. the mods will spank ya
5 hours in game is crazy
I'm going to spread Hippopotamus shit all over you and your gang boy.
Pear of Anguish (pls put in game)
is 5 hours in half sword a lot?
Willie gets his legs broken and gets ripped in half
Hope your mouse works
light half sword warmup
Willie gets his head crushed
yall better stop. this is your last warning before i ping a mod. @grand tulip and @buoyant apex
Willie gets curbstomped
like a rotten egg
Yeah but the game peak am I right
Crack
they already stopped i think
Nah you can leave it, its your food and there is no need to share it
hell yeah
i literally play this game any time i dont have internet and/or am in a lecture
Alright that one was the last cuz he started first
call me dexterus morganius
incredibly based
the way willie gets his head to his groin
how many hours do you have
im gonna dwink monstaw and pway halfswowd tomowwow :33
only 45 :c
-2
WEAL :333333
Idgaf who started it. you both are in trouble anyway. i think the mods will warn you
8 hours
:3 YAYYYY
we will watch your career with great interest
How tf do you have-2 hours 😭
and bwutily bash the bwains in of the innocent who ever dares look at me.
Its just all jokes chill out
how dare you insult the half sword server
this is the greatest of them all
simply due to the half sword name
Yeah mods ban him
Willie vs war elephant
the warod....,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,undo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,undo.
(im sorry my sword of halfing)
i was in a furry server once and the image perms were at level 65
I dont really care if its joking. you dont threaten people even as a joke
GAWDDAMN
obviously a satirical argument but the neurodivergent need a tone indicator
the mods will not see that shit as a joke
YIPPIE
where jiggle physics=on?
i left it because like it was hella toxic and some of the mods were weird
and corrupt
real real real
they shouldve made it two levels higher
And i dont really care if you think its a threating
okay but like kwhy do furry servers always suck
The real question is are there going to be females in the full game
i dont think so
Damn
same reason why races wont be in the game
alright stop talking. your already on thin ice.
only straight white men from america
I want to see half naked men, not half naked women
pear of anguish
cmon... say the line..
that guy must be real fun at parties huh
Half naked men are much sexier
Nah you are just takin it too serious
Girls? I want to see men!
ofc the tf2 pfp says this
if you refuse to let this convo go @buoyant apex or refuse to de-escalate i will have to tell the mods that you are not being nice to the rules of the server
OH MY GOD THE WILLIE HAS A POLEAXE IM SO SCARED
you should be. the poleaxe is beast
they aint letting you in the mod team I can tell you that
he bonked me on the head
im casting thunderclap headache on you
pfp goes hard
have you learned the punch out method
the what
dont... fucking test me. you test me or anyone here you test the mods if the mods dont like it
Thx
You are the only one who is refusing shit, i already let it go
I think it's cus many furry servers deal with a lot of hate and spamming, so they basically let mods free to do anything, and so for verification you gotta sacrifice a lamb or sumthin
good... keep it that way. alright
the core strategy of punch out is "dodge his punch, then counterpunch"
nah cuz like its furries too... idk why
because its discord
so you practice that over and over again
"you dont want to see my dark side..."
-Your Average Milirary Dude
Elite ball knowledge
mmm
I hope they add monster energy drink to early access
odd
ME TOO
I need help
FR XDKAJSHAH
a willy was literally using his sword as a cane
dr pepper for ea
god i hate furries... heh..
OMG YESSSSS
Invincible…?
i wish i didnt have heart problems so i could chug monsters 24/7
Mr. Pibb too
Invincible reference
Maybe because its more anonymous to be a furry?? Since of fursonas, so many feel invincible
I SHOW NO MERCY
Invincible added to Half Sword
dont start right now. you are most likely on thin ice. do not mock me for who i am
Stand ready for my arrival
When I try and go into half sword it doesn’t let me choose the gore level to play the game and I kinda fixed it but when I get in it dosent let me be any one but the naked guy even if I unlock the other levels in gauntlet
Conquest boss fight
id advise you to not join in like that
the green monster tastes like liquefied bubblegum bro 😭
thats inca cola
you dont wanna get involved in beef right now. @buoyant apex is staying out of it because the mods can be ruthless if you break the rules
could I friend you?
How do I send gifs it won’t let me
green monster is like battery acid with a spoonful of yogurt
bro rtx 4070 recommended reqs what in the unoptimization is this
Have you ever tried watermelon monster? Its good
Be level 2
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mmmmgfh,..,
what
Ok thx
dev literally didnt even bother optimizing game?
do not...
Im not using mods i play vanilla minecraft tf mods are you talking about
yo does anyone know how to make the demo not crash when u start it up?
in a reddit qna they said they were reaching out to another company who was helping them with optimization
what the fuck
im gonna let the mods know what your doing to me @grand tulip and @sharp orchid
the whole sentence
Its really good i tried it in germany
When I try and go into half sword it doesn’t let me choose the gore level to play the game and I kinda fixed it but when I get in it dosent let me be any one but the naked guy even if I unlock the other levels in gauntlet
Is it the white/black one?
oh its the word fem and boy
I heard nice stuff about it but never really tried it
damn bro rtx 4070 tho even aaa shit games with ass optimization dont go that far
Say that again?
Watermelon
"My post got automodded, better screenshot and post it in chat"
im like so smart
i mean
its heavy physics
ou Im slow
and also environment adds a ton of stuff to the physics calculations
wahhhhhhhhhhhhh wahhh wahhhhhhhh
- more willies
uh huh, you sure are!
i was genuinely confused why it got automodded tho
monster
Its the best monster imo
jolly ass monster
name's hollow knight but not even in the hollow knight discord server
Just in time
bro think its a holly jolly christmas
doesnt physics use cpu also needs a high end card for like 5 willies fighting with active ragdols seems kinda overkill
i tried reaching it...
is there a way to get old versions of the game rn ?
Well for future reference don't post what was automodded to chat in a screenshot, it is a way to bypass automod and will be acted upon next time it happens 
It is bro fym
why's he so 🎄
i love playing with gamma so much
guys my game be crashing when i launch how to fix??
Good day
id listen to silly mod if i were you whoever posted that screenshot
Hes ultra watermelon
oh okay
dont bypass the automod
yes you can
I hope ts isn’t supposed to be Christmas flavor w the colors
I still need help
Sup big boss
how?
also on top of that your message was not an appropriate message to begin with so, keep that in mind too.
thats just gonna land you in a big swamp the more you get away with it. it always ends in you being stuck on the swamp
it still has to actually display those physics on the screen + blood + gore + bruising + environmental effects
No 😭 why tf you guys think its jolly its just WATERMELON TASTE
but yeah i hope they optimize it
as much as possible
okie
Its really good
doesnt warrant that you need a high end card to play fully, bad optimization will just alienate the people that are still on gtx or budget card
I agree
LMAO i slit his throat
Google drive Ryan Gosling
my integrated gpu is already more shit than minimum requirements 😭
who here know halfsword
half sword is classist smh
I know him he is a cool guy
idk who half sword is
damn bro best of luck, I used to have intel uhd 630 before buying my pc
try using geforce now
When I try and go into half sword it doesn’t let me choose the gore level to play the game and I kinda fixed it but when I get in it dosent let me be any one but the naked guy even if I unlock the other levels in gauntlet
jesus christ
wdym
cloud pc search it up
Just be the naked guy and thats the solution bro
Oh right obviously
You fully obtained half sword sex update
THIS IS OPPRESSION!!!
guys whats your favorite weapons irl
Well that’s just perfect
Bat
god
fork & plate
M1014
Will I be able to play EA with this?
Is this tuff yall
when will they ever add steering wheel intgergration?
macuahuitl and naginata strictly for aura reasons
cant wait for that
I used willie as meatshield once
It was rather effective
is that aztec
Or flight stick integration
will they add cars?
tanks next patch
macuahuitl yes
i've been waiting for that for YEARS man
i looked it up
see im so glad for learning nahuatl
hopefully they add halfsword
eh i dont think they will
indeed
how many fucking languages are you learning 😭
they should have a language option for half sword and one of the languages should be nahuatl
look in bio
nahualt? enchantment table language?
fun fact: halfsword didnt have halfswording up until the abyss demo
holy moly
thats like naming giving grand theft auto the name without any grand theft or auto
thats kinda like how you used to milk squids in minecraft
minecraft without any mining or crafting
the in loser dies in the winner, the ring dies loser
adventurer mode
this has ALL the correlation
ooh i didnt know abt that
Does anyone here know Exanima
am i having a stroke
latin, welsh, french, greenlandic, ancient greek, old english, assyrian neo-aramaic, danish, polish, vietnamese, eastern armenian, turkish, mongolian, german, and nahuatl
exaaminanama anaemaeasme,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, hbalfsord. haflsord., hsaflsord. halfsowrd blood? blood? playtrest gamesheow tokyo willie grappler guild baguette
yes im telepathically giving you a stroke
what do you get by learning assyria aramaic and ancient greek
Also i insanely love browning hi-power, knives, mp5, vietnamiese m4, sawn-off, regular izh-42, tec9, uzi, Makarov Pistol, silenced walter, silenced TMP, tompson, ППШ
how do you find resources to learn assyrian neo aramaic
i get a cookie
Agreed ❤️
they're awesome too
uhhh for some reason assyrian neo-aramaic has more resources than nahuatl
idk why
turly, ......., ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, haflsor list of already suggeste...
what about literally anything from keltec
And now we are blaming on fr*nch
what the FUCK
oh and im learning nahuatl did i say that too?
ancient language a whole civilization Used to speak vs language 2 tribe people have spoken
yes
What is keltec
did you know
celtec
i know a native nahuatl speaker
What is celtec
celtic
Gun manufacturer
celtics are a basketball team in boston
what is flex seal
this makes me believe my lame ass knowing 3 languages only is nearly uneducated
woah can i friend them
he's 40
Oh i just searched up
problem is that i have autism so
nevermind!
fork found in kitchen /s
we KNOW
thats why its so peak
didnt keltec like have a gun that would randomly go off?
the ultimate challenge is so ass i cant even swing a weapon without it falling out my hands
i'm LESS competent than an autistic?
(im autism too)
the p580 or something
I would never buy it 😭😭
imagine not buying the ksg couldnt be me
that aint keltec
no i know but i thought it was keltec for a sec
I mean thats the ugliest weapon view ive ever seen
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ok maybe if you dont like keltec you might like this
i was also thinking about learning old norse, old chinese, old persian, and gothic, but i think im a little far into the deep end of learning languages
THATS EVEN WORSE SHSHAKKW
hi autism too im Scarecrow
the joyous creature under my floorboards keeps releasing its joyous spores into my home
maybe this then?
do you like the glompson
gothic is a language?
Well this looks a lot better but still
ABSOLUTELY
yes and so is emo /hj
I love it
this reminds me of some random photoshop thing i did where i made a skiblicky
this is the most beautiful gun i have ever seen
i need to find it
yo chat, did they add online?
glockson*
no
f
Only a FUCKING SLPITSCREEN
at least we can have lan tourneys
half sword competitive scene would go so hard
MOST UNCOMFORTABLE ONES
his teeth are pretty clean
skill ceiling is nonexistent
wdym
dam
Its uncomfortable to play 1v1 when you see your screen splitted in half
skill issue
And seeing you enemies cam view
i have a serbian newspaper from serbia for no reason
I FOUND IT
its so ass
give them like a huge cinema screen at lans
problem solved
How much will half sword be
mod game easier solved
20 to 30 usd for ea
1 dollar
Crazy hygienic for the time
Not bad
bro if halfsword get a mod sdk it will be so good like imagine fighting roman legionnaire or samurai
EA will be available on the 30th?
or guns
yup
im halfing my sword
my body is ready
so we can officially say that willie is german right?
Good to know thank u
Sadly if so
you're welcome :3
how can we say that?
its set in the hre
I dont want willie to be german only bc of his accent and words
which was mainly german
his accent is german, there are german flags, the map is in germany
or maybe hes from england coming to germany
idk
he halfing my sword till i Release in early access January 30
No 😭😭😭😭
jester also has strong german accent
do you think a poor beggar peasant has money to go to germany
always though of him to be french
I dont want my willie to be german
"riches, power, love of ze crowd"
come and make your dada proud
maniacal laughter
can we get a full release of that song, devs, when the game comes out??
the trailer is so cool
yes please
if they dont im flying to halfsword headquarters tm and protesting outside their doors
the trailer singer mogs bbno$
ALSO i hope that the blood just doesnt coat willie's face or the helmets because thats ermmm highly unrealistic!!!
Bbno$ is cornball
yeah
Only one track of him is good
i only like bbno$ because hes a cool dude, his music is ass tho
Fr
his name's funny as fuck and I have no idea why
singers have some weird names like who tf came up with eminem 😂
he mustve had a revelation on halloween night
Nah eminem is ok but who tf came up with DABABY
and childish gambino
look at his fucking helmet, i got 6 headshots off in a row and he still isnt dead. ultimate challenge fucking sucks
shhh nighty night willie
maybe he liked eating m&ms
WHAT THE FUCK IS GAMBINO SSYSUAUW
today i was trying to beat ultimate challenge again
I have NO idea
and as soon as i got to the baron
he swung once and broke both my arms
disarmed me
and killed me
shouldve kicked him to death
OMFG JAGOFF MAXIMUS HERE


