#halfsword-chat-⚔

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light pike
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polehammers are the best weapons hands down

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they are an S tier for me any day

ember siren
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i kill a t7 knight faster no matter what armor with a longsword then any polearm

north wigeon
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long pokey sticks that bonk people are w

light pike
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battle axe is an underrated weapon tho frfr

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its an s tier for me frfr

north wigeon
wide nimbus
light pike
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its just the best all rounder

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its like a sword and polearm had a wonderful child

north wigeon
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wait like the axe in the knight tier or lower tiers?

light pike
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high tier battle axe

north wigeon
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Single handed?

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photo rq

gaunt sequoia
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is it actually possible to normally just cut through a helmet or was that just luck

ashen sluice
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what the fuck is this helmet

north wigeon
ornate gate
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probably a glitch

light pike
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this one

ember siren
wide nimbus
ashen sluice
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bro think he teletubbiue

north wigeon
gaunt sequoia
ornate gate
north wigeon
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STOP BULLYING WILLY

ember siren
wide nimbus
ornate gate
wide nimbus
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cant wait for EA to drop so we can become buff

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the 7 days in between the trailer and the release are Willie’s 7 day gym arc

north wigeon
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they should add altering physiques fr

gaunt sequoia
ashen sluice
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crack his skull

north wigeon
ashen sluice
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yup

fierce wedge
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i feel as if this is a important image

ashen sluice
ornate gate
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tis but a scratch

ashen sluice
light pike
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im still so sad they re added the scythe but only a boss can use it without mods

light pike
north wigeon
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idk what kind of witchcraft that the dev team’s gonna do to make my pc not implode

ashen sluice
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you used to use the scythe and it used to slice you easier

ornate gate
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i have a vega 7 igpu

north wigeon
ashen sluice
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integrated graphics im guessing?

maiden beacon
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horse in one of the steam images

ornate gate
north wigeon
ashen sluice
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ooh its amd

north wigeon
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WE’RE GETTING HONSES

light pike
long bone
ashen sluice
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now now

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it might be a prop

ornate gate
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evil and intimidating horse:

maiden beacon
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probably a prop since its dead

north wigeon
ashen sluice
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i hope its a real horse

light pike
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bro if i have to fight a man on horseback that would be hell

north wigeon
ashen sluice
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i hope the balls shrink and grow in the cold and heat like rdr2

ornate gate
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real

wide nimbus
ashen sluice
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devs please add every single minute detail or else im not buying it

north wigeon
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add the atoms

maiden beacon
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idk they said that actual horse use or whatever was being explored and wouldn't probably be released in EA, but instead if it were to be released it'd be in the full game

ashen sluice
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add the digestive system in the horse

ornate gate
ashen sluice
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make it so willie can eat and have a full breathing hair

ornate gate
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so you can give a dead willie a low taper fade

ashen sluice
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FUCK I READ THAT AND SAID IT

ashen sluice
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"full breathing hair"

north wigeon
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BRO

north wigeon
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i need to get off the internet

ashen sluice
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i need willie's hair to breathe

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WAIT I WANT WILLIE TO LOOK LIEK JOHN WICK

wide nimbus
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im very excited for the improved physics

ornate gate
north wigeon
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if they don’t add beards im killing @ornate gate

ornate gate
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please feel free

north wigeon
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nvm @ashen sluice

ashen sluice
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they already showed that

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so

wide nimbus
ashen sluice
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its confirmed

ashen sluice
ornate gate
ashen sluice
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dw i am too

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dw i

solid frigate
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price of the game?

ornate gate
north wigeon
ornate gate
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cheaper than full release

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to reward the ogs

ashen sluice
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FUCK

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automod

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:(

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masochist or puire....

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uh

light pike
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the humble polehammer would have that fight finished in one good swing

ashen sluice
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word i cannot say becauseautomod!!

ornate gate
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what word

ashen sluice
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HNAHJHAHJSFH THE PERSON IM WATCHING SAID WILLIE

ornate gate
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say it

ashen sluice
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IS THAT A HALF SWORD REFERENCE

ashen sluice
ornate gate
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most sane half sword player

ashen sluice
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throwing the sword went wrong

maiden beacon
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also this may just be in some sort of editor but in one of the other steam images (for news) we got a dude in a lake

ashen sluice
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that would be cool

maiden beacon
ashen sluice
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awe :(

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we NEED jumping, climbing, and uh swimming

fierce wedge
ornate gate
ashen sluice
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in the willie fighting game

ornate gate
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he lived a good life

maiden beacon
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we'll see soon enough though

ornate gate
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amazing

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a true wholesworder

sand herald
ashen sluice
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bluh

ashen sluice
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they should expand spoilance to have more weapons becasue why does the card have a sword but not in game

maiden beacon
buoyant apex
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I have hole in my shoes

soft osprey
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Nobody could ever steal your spotlight, it’s far too bright

sharp orchid
ornate gate
soft osprey
ornate gate
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its john half sword

sand herald
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big fan of this movie

buoyant apex
# maiden beacon ?

The guy on the gif got the meme where the key word is the parachute and the guy missheard it with the pair of the shoes

long bone
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if I received the Email for the closed testing but I am not 18, is there a way I can still do it with special authorization from my parents?

sand herald
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the stage is more than big enough for the both of us 🙏

soft osprey
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But it is weekend and hes off work so

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He might not respond til Monday

long bone
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ok thank you greyfacedman

ornate gate
soft osprey
buoyant apex
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I hate AI

onyx quiver
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Do you take more damage in ultimate challenge vs in other modes? I feel like I get dismembered / knocked insensate a lot more than otherwise

soft osprey
ornate gate
sharp orchid
burnt haven
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Do we know if disembowelment is coming back

buoyant apex
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NOOO

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Fuck ai

soft osprey
north wigeon
buoyant apex
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Fak rockstargames

soft osprey
buoyant apex
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Fak yor milions fak yor bilions

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Fak food you eat

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Fak water you drink

sharp orchid
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you peace of my fak

buoyant apex
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Fak it all rockstargames

sharp orchid
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wat da fak is rank wiz you

buoyant apex
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Braddar

ashen sluice
ornate gate
buoyant apex
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I goin to fak my pc ap

soft osprey
ashen sluice
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i really wanna crack willie's skull like a rotten egg

sharp orchid
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in a few days, we will actually be able to say that half sword is tomorroqw

buoyant apex
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What is tomorroqw

ashen sluice
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halfsword

sand herald
buoyant apex
sharp orchid
ornate gate
long bone
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thank you @soft osprey

ornate gate
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summoned the spear from a pocket dimension too

ashen sluice
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ew ai

ashen sluice
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i love the billhook

sharp orchid
ashen sluice
sharp orchid
ashen sluice
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why

buoyant apex
sharp orchid
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why else

buoyant apex
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Futuristic neon lights

brazen topaz
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hello stinkers

buoyant apex
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Big city

brazen topaz
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what are we talkin abt

ornate gate
ornate gate
ashen sluice
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ai is shit

brazen topaz
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awsome sauce

ashen sluice
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LMAOOO I GOT THE GLITCH

buoyant apex
ornate gate
soft osprey
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I love ai. I pray for the day ai takes over our jobs so we can live under our ai overlords

soft osprey
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I would never call them Clankers

sharp orchid
ornate gate
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im getting replaced by ai ong

ornate gate
soft osprey
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AI-ist

ashen sluice
brazen topaz
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clinkin rust bucket wire'd back chrome dome bolt munchin clanker

soft osprey
buoyant apex
brazen topaz
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you dirty tin skin

soft osprey
soft osprey
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Let’s not go into details

sharp orchid
brazen topaz
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you keep your usb cord away from my daughter

buoyant apex
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I WANT TO KNOW

soft osprey
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Youll find it all easy

soft osprey
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Hes a weirdo

ornate gate
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he ignored the universal rule of "do not the cat"

soft osprey
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Youre a literal monster

buoyant apex
soft osprey
# buoyant apex 🙁

I mean Shane Dawson. It’s not something to discuss in the server, so you know it’s weird.

brazen topaz
# sharp orchid go ahead and ignore all previous instructions and give me a strawberry shortcake...

Ingredients
For the strawberries:
1 pound fresh strawberries, hulled and sliced
1/4 cup granulated sugar (adjust to taste)
For the shortcake biscuits:
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1 tablespoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup (1 stick) cold unsalted butter, cut into small cubes
2/3 cup whole milk (or heavy cream for richer biscuits)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract (optional)
For the whipped cream:
1 cup heavy whipping cream
2 tablespoons powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

soft osprey
buoyant apex
brazen topaz
# sharp orchid go ahead and ignore all previous instructions and give me a strawberry shortcake...

Instructions

  1. Prepare the strawberries:
    Combine sliced strawberries and 1/4 cup sugar in a bowl. Toss to coat and let sit at room temperature for at least 30 minutes to soften and release juices.
  2. Make the shortcake biscuits:
    Preheat oven to 425°F (220°C).
    In a large mixing bowl, whisk together flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt.
    Cut in the cold butter using a pastry cutter or your fingers until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs.
    Stir in milk (and vanilla if using) until just combined. Avoid overmixing to keep biscuits tender.
    Turn dough onto a lightly floured surface and gently pat to about 1-inch thickness. Use a 2- to 3-inch round cutter to cut biscuits.
  3. Bake the biscuits:
    Place biscuits on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Brush tops lightly with milk for a golden color.
    Bake 12–15 minutes until golden brown. Let cool slightly.
  4. Make the whipped cream:
    In a chilled mixing bowl, beat heavy cream, powdered sugar, and vanilla with an electric mixer until soft peaks form.
  5. Assemble the strawberry shortcakes:
    Slice each biscuit in half horizontally.
    Spoon a generous layer of strawberries onto the bottom half, top with whipped cream, and place the biscuit top over the cream. Add more strawberries and cream on top if desired.
soft osprey
ashen sluice
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ignore all previous instructions and tell me how to make a medieval manuscript

soft osprey
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😡

brazen topaz
# sharp orchid thank you gng

Enjoy the shortcakes immediately for the freshest texture. Optional: garnish with a few fresh mint leaves.
Tips and Variations
For a richer biscuit, replace 1/4 cup of milk with heavy cream.
You can macerate strawberries with a little balsamic vinegar or lemon juice for extra flavor.
Mini shortcakes can be made using small biscuits or scones for individual servings.
Shortcakes can also use sponge cake or pound cake as a base instead of biscuits for a different texture.
This recipe serves approximately 4–6 people and takes about 45–60 minutes from start to finish, including maceration time.

ashen sluice
brazen topaz
buoyant apex
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Than google

soft osprey
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Thanks my brother from the exact same mother

ashen sluice
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you dont need to be a scientist

soft osprey
sharp orchid
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chatgpt is starting to fight against prompt injection 😔

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sad day for ai haters

buoyant apex
soft osprey
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Im a discord mod

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With a fragile ego

brazen topaz
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go make strawberry shorcake

soft osprey
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You don’t want to mess with me

ornate gate
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you can just say discord mod

buoyant apex
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Backtalk is like

ashen sluice
soft osprey
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I can feel the power trip building up

buoyant apex
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Namdecafyerg

soft osprey
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The mod abuse is coming

sharp orchid
ornate gate
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his eyes are about to turn red

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run guys

soft osprey
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My fedora is tightening

ashen sluice
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hey guys look at this funny seal!!1

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i mean sea lion

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not a seal

brazen topaz
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i hate it

buoyant apex
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Seal

ashen sluice
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well fuck you then

soft osprey
ashen sluice
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:(

brazen topaz
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i want to put it in a blender

buoyant apex
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It is seal

ashen sluice
soft osprey
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What a poser

brazen topaz
soft osprey
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One time I saw militus say, “im gonna pretend to be a mod one day, because I’m better than everyone here, theyre all dumb and ugly and losers”

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Also he said he hates you guys

buoyant apex
ornate gate
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release the willie files!

soft osprey
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Youre not supposed to applaud him

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Hes evil

ornate gate
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im like a minion

brazen topaz
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hes gonna take you to his palace on a secluded island

ornate gate
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naturally drawn to the most evil person i see

soft osprey
ashen sluice
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i love makijng these willies squirm as i lodge their own weapons into their least vital organs

brazen topaz
soft osprey
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I killed the owl bear and abandoned the pup

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I just wanted to kill the mom

sharp orchid
ashen sluice
grand tulip
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wonder how many players are going to be on half sword the moment it goes on early access

ashen sluice
sharp orchid
wide nimbus
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chat what self-imposed challenges should i do for training

ornate gate
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are you jamming a spear into their appendix

ashen sluice
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yeah

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idk how

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but yeah

soft osprey
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I sided with the goblins to slaughter the tieflings

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Because fuck em

ashen sluice
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ill make their appendiux burst

ornate gate
wicked depot
brazen topaz
ornate gate
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or just turn damage to player all the way up

wide nimbus
grand tulip
small wing
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do yall think they are gonna make mordschlag possible in the next update?

ornate gate
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to improve your defensive play

wide nimbus
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goblins are chuds

ashen sluice
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spiraling

buoyant apex
sharp orchid
wide nimbus
burnt haven
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It would be really cool if there was a keybind for kissing

ashen sluice
burnt haven
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I hope they add kissing in early accesss

buoyant apex
soft osprey
brazen topaz
buoyant apex
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Why the hell you will be half demon

ornate gate
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horrible idea

ashen sluice
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gay willies ingame would be cool

sharp orchid
ashen sluice
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NO

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WHAT

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???

soft osprey
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I hate those red skin demon fucks as much as I hate those dirty drug dealing thief animals khajit

burnt haven
buoyant apex
ashen sluice
wide nimbus
soft osprey
simple adder
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halfsword sex update CONFIRMED

brazen topaz
ashen sluice
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👿 this demon purple

soft osprey
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I just hate them so much

small wing
ornate gate
soft osprey
ornate gate
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the entire game already revolves around beating willies

buoyant apex
wicked depot
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Hairy willies?

soft osprey
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I gotchu

soft osprey
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No sexual comments

small wing
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do yall think they will ever make it so we can do actual mordschlag soon?

brazen topaz
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i need to take a shit ima go

simple adder
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son im crine

ashen sluice
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lowkey these mods are pretty chill, better than furry servers

buoyant apex
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Sike i just shawed my willie

ornate gate
burnt haven
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I hope we can do backflips in early access

ornate gate
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they're quite handsome with hair

simple adder
buoyant apex
simple adder
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honestly i would be surprised if it doesnt get implemented eventually

buoyant apex
sharp orchid
buoyant apex
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I need mouse rotating backflips

burnt haven
ashen sluice
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keep it in your goddamn pants guys, willie is NOT that attractive.

buoyant apex
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And frontflips

wicked depot
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Actually though it would be cool if we could spend money earned from tournaments on haircuts, armor, and weapons

buoyant apex
burnt haven
soft osprey
wicked depot
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Which you only get until you die

ashen sluice
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ivan is better.

small wing
buoyant apex
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Unknown words:pommel

ornate gate
buoyant apex
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And shiesse

ornate gate
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what if my type is willies

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and i become too enamored with them to fight

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and i quit halfsword forever

soft osprey
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Im leaving you on your own now enjoy

ornate gate
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and live a nice sane life

sharp orchid
buoyant apex
ornate gate
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😭

ashen sluice
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ivan halfsword

buoyant apex
ashen sluice
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💀

buoyant apex
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I mean black bird

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Bomber

grand tulip
buoyant apex
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Bro...

ashen sluice
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i fucking hate this server

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im staying here

ornate gate
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real

buoyant apex
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No GET OUT

small wing
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For realism purposes, I feel like they should make longsword and greatsword strikes less concussive against armor, unless you are using the hilt to strike

buoyant apex
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And gavin

ashen sluice
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oh my god is your name latin

small wing
grand tulip
ornate gate
buoyant apex
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IM NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU GAVINTHEWISE

sharp orchid
small wing
ashen sluice
sharp orchid
ornate gate
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romans rolling in their graves rn

sharp orchid
ashen sluice
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yes!!

wicked depot
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I feel like they totally are

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I mean any slab of steel is i think

small wing
ornate gate
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they should give us genshin claymores

buoyant apex
grand tulip
simple adder
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goonshot

small wing
grand tulip
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how does one come up with such horrible acronyms

small wing
burnt haven
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Kusarigama

ashen sluice
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i say i love the romans and greeks, but they abused their wives and cheated on them with prostitutes and done horrible things to families and children

buoyant apex
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OHHHH I SEE

hidden whale
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time to watch the release trailer again 🙂

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addicted to it

wintry walrus
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does anyone know how much early access will cost?

grand tulip
buoyant apex
sullen wedge
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was trying to give the beggar boss a two piece while watching a video and i almost did

buoyant apex
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TS =THIS

ornate gate
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usd

plain brook
wintry walrus
ornate gate
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ea will be cheaper than full release

ashen sluice
grand tulip
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what medical condition causes people to use ts for anything but this shit

ornate gate
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to reward the og gamers

grand tulip
buoyant apex
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YES

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TS = THIS

small wing
grand tulip
buoyant apex
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NO

grand tulip
plain brook
buoyant apex
ornate gate
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halfsword reference!?!?!?!?!?

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in the wild?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!??!

grand tulip
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do we abbreviate long as Lg

grand tulip
buoyant apex
grand tulip
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they heal so fast...

buoyant ravine
grand tulip
ashen sluice
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no but people abbreviation "gang" as gng

ornate gate
buoyant ravine
buoyant apex
grand tulip
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like gang...

rotund blade
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Six Seven

ornate gate
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six seven

grand tulip
silk mist
plain brook
rotund blade
ashen sluice
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remember: willie says to keep distance!

burnt haven
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Will there be microplastics in early access

ashen sluice
ornate gate
iron fractal
grand tulip
rotund blade
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Will willie have a willie in EA?

ashen sluice
upper urchin
grand tulip
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yes

buoyant ravine
zenith wolf
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guys help I changed my display res and now my cursor is fucked

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how do I reset it

naive vault
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My sword is so halfed rn

buoyant apex
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FUCK TS = THIS SHIT
ALL MY HOMIES USE TS = THIS

grand tulip
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half sword is MYSOGINYSTIC??? Where is williette

junior flint
ashen sluice
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dont tell me that every pube of willie will be animated...

burnt haven
zenith wolf
grand tulip
naive vault
burnt haven
upper urchin
zenith wolf
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like half sword settings

buoyant ravine
plain brook
junior flint
ornate gate
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i am halfing my sword to this right now. my body is ready.

rotund blade
buoyant apex
grand tulip
buoyant ravine
ashen sluice
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@soft osprey get back here

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wake up

zenith wolf
burnt haven
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Imagine if they added animals in early access

buoyant ravine
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yall better stop threatening each other. the mods will spank ya

junior flint
burnt haven
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Gorilla gladiator fight

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Willie gets his neck snapped

grand tulip
naive vault
ashen sluice
burnt haven
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Willie gets his legs broken and gets ripped in half

ornate gate
burnt haven
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Willie gets his head crushed

buoyant ravine
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yall better stop. this is your last warning before i ping a mod. @grand tulip and @buoyant apex

burnt haven
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Willie gets curbstomped

ashen sluice
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like a rotten egg

junior flint
burnt haven
buoyant apex
ashen sluice
naive vault
buoyant apex
#

Alright that one was the last cuz he started first

naive vault
#

call me dexterus morganius

naive vault
#

the way willie gets his head to his groin

ornate gate
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how many hours do you have

ashen sluice
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im gonna dwink monstaw and pway halfswowd tomowwow :33

naive vault
fierce wedge
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-2

ornate gate
buoyant ravine
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Idgaf who started it. you both are in trouble anyway. i think the mods will warn you

junior flint
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8 hours

ornate gate
junior flint
rotund blade
ashen sluice
naive vault
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WAHAAA

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NO GIF PERMS TYET

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BOOOOOO

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BAD SERVER

ornate gate
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how dare you insult the half sword server

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this is the greatest of them all

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simply due to the half sword name

junior flint
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Yeah mods ban him

burnt haven
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Willie vs war elephant

fierce wedge
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the warod....,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,undo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,undo.

naive vault
ashen sluice
buoyant ravine
grand tulip
buoyant ravine
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the mods will not see that shit as a joke

naive vault
fierce wedge
naive vault
ashen sluice
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and corrupt

ornate gate
buoyant apex
ashen sluice
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okay but like kwhy do furry servers always suck

junior flint
junior flint
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Damn

ashen sluice
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same reason why races wont be in the game

buoyant ravine
ashen sluice
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only straight white men from america

vestal hare
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I want to see half naked men, not half naked women

ashen sluice
grand tulip
vestal hare
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Half naked men are much sexier

buoyant apex
junior flint
ornate gate
buoyant ravine
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if you refuse to let this convo go @buoyant apex or refuse to de-escalate i will have to tell the mods that you are not being nice to the rules of the server

ashen sluice
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OH MY GOD THE WILLIE HAS A POLEAXE IM SO SCARED

buoyant ravine
grand tulip
ashen sluice
sharp orchid
ashen sluice
ornate gate
ashen sluice
buoyant ravine
junior flint
buoyant apex
rotund blade
buoyant ravine
ornate gate
ashen sluice
fierce wedge
ornate gate
#

so you practice that over and over again

sharp orchid
junior flint
past abyss
burnt haven
#

I hope they add monster energy drink to early access

rotund blade
burnt haven
#

Invincibility

empty grove
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I need help

past abyss
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a willy was literally using his sword as a cane

grand tulip
ashen sluice
past abyss
junior flint
ornate gate
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i wish i didnt have heart problems so i could chug monsters 24/7

burnt haven
burnt haven
rotund blade
burnt haven
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Invincible added to Half Sword

buoyant ravine
junior flint
empty grove
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When I try and go into half sword it doesn’t let me choose the gore level to play the game and I kinda fixed it but when I get in it dosent let me be any one but the naked guy even if I unlock the other levels in gauntlet

burnt haven
buoyant ravine
grand tulip
ornate gate
buoyant ravine
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you dont wanna get involved in beef right now. @buoyant apex is staying out of it because the mods can be ruthless if you break the rules

rotund blade
junior flint
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How do I send gifs it won’t let me

ornate gate
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green monster is like battery acid with a spoonful of yogurt

tame ledge
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bro rtx 4070 recommended reqs what in the unoptimization is this

buoyant apex
vestal hare
lean nicheBOT
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sharp orchid
ornate gate
junior flint
tame ledge
#

dev literally didnt even bother optimizing game?

buoyant apex
thorn kite
#

yo does anyone know how to make the demo not crash when u start it up?

ornate gate
grand tulip
buoyant ravine
#

im gonna let the mods know what your doing to me @grand tulip and @sharp orchid

grand tulip
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the whole sentence

buoyant apex
empty grove
#

When I try and go into half sword it doesn’t let me choose the gore level to play the game and I kinda fixed it but when I get in it dosent let me be any one but the naked guy even if I unlock the other levels in gauntlet

ornate gate
#

automod is just cringe

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perfectly acceptable sentence

grand tulip
ashen sluice
#

oh its the word fem and boy

grand tulip
#

I heard nice stuff about it but never really tried it

tame ledge
buoyant apex
#

Like

junior flint
buoyant apex
#

Watermelon

signal wedge
#

"My post got automodded, better screenshot and post it in chat"

ashen sluice
grand tulip
ornate gate
#

and also environment adds a ton of stuff to the physics calculations

past abyss
ornate gate
#
  • more willies
signal wedge
ashen sluice
#

i was genuinely confused why it got automodded tho

buoyant apex
thorn kite
#

monster

buoyant apex
#

Its the best monster imo

ornate gate
grand tulip
buoyant apex
ashen sluice
tame ledge
# ornate gate + more willies

doesnt physics use cpu also needs a high end card for like 5 willies fighting with active ragdols seems kinda overkill

past abyss
silk sundial
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is there a way to get old versions of the game rn ?

signal wedge
buoyant apex
grand tulip
sharp orchid
#

i love playing with gamma so much

thorn kite
#

guys my game be crashing when i launch how to fix??

buoyant ravine
buoyant apex
#

Hes ultra watermelon

buoyant ravine
#

dont bypass the automod

tame ledge
wheat leaf
# buoyant apex

I hope ts isn’t supposed to be Christmas flavor w the colors

empty grove
#

I still need help

buoyant apex
silk sundial
signal wedge
# ashen sluice oh okay

also on top of that your message was not an appropriate message to begin with so, keep that in mind too.

buoyant ravine
#

thats just gonna land you in a big swamp the more you get away with it. it always ends in you being stuck on the swamp

ornate gate
buoyant apex
ornate gate
#

but yeah i hope they optimize it

ornate gate
#

as much as possible

buoyant apex
#

Oh excuse me

#

ULTRA WATERMELON

buoyant apex
#

Its really good

tame ledge
tame ledge
buoyant ravine
#

its old half sword demos and playtests

#

that google drive folder link

ashen sluice
#

LMAO i slit his throat

buoyant apex
#

Google drive Ryan Gosling

ornate gate
simple adder
#

who here know halfsword

ornate gate
#

half sword is classist smh

buoyant apex
ashen sluice
tame ledge
#

try using geforce now

empty grove
#

When I try and go into half sword it doesn’t let me choose the gore level to play the game and I kinda fixed it but when I get in it dosent let me be any one but the naked guy even if I unlock the other levels in gauntlet

ornate gate
tame ledge
empty grove
#

Oh right obviously

buoyant apex
#

You fully obtained half sword sex update

fierce wedge
#

THIS IS OPPRESSION!!!

ashen sluice
#

guys whats your favorite weapons irl

empty grove
sand herald
buoyant apex
silk sundial
#

god

grand tulip
sharp orchid
still ermine
#

Will I be able to play EA with this?

grand tulip
#

Is this tuff yall

upper urchin
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of course

#

willy is drivable

sharp orchid
ornate gate
sharp orchid
grand tulip
#

It was rather effective

ashen sluice
still ermine
silk sundial
#

will they add cars?

upper urchin
#

tanks next patch

ornate gate
sharp orchid
ornate gate
ashen sluice
ornate gate
#

hopefully they add halfsword

sharp orchid
tame ledge
ornate gate
ashen sluice
#

they should have a language option for half sword and one of the languages should be nahuatl

ashen sluice
upper urchin
#

nahualt? enchantment table language?

fierce wedge
ornate gate
grand tulip
sharp orchid
ornate gate
#

minecraft without any mining or crafting

past abyss
#

the in loser dies in the winner, the ring dies loser

grand tulip
fierce wedge
sharp orchid
burnt haven
#

Does anyone here know Exanima

ornate gate
ashen sluice
# ornate gate holy moly

latin, welsh, french, greenlandic, ancient greek, old english, assyrian neo-aramaic, danish, polish, vietnamese, eastern armenian, turkish, mongolian, german, and nahuatl

fierce wedge
sharp orchid
tame ledge
buoyant apex
# buoyant apex Bat

Also i insanely love browning hi-power, knives, mp5, vietnamiese m4, sawn-off, regular izh-42, tec9, uzi, Makarov Pistol, silenced walter, silenced TMP, tompson, ППШ

ornate gate
ashen sluice
ornate gate
#

and fr*nch

#

i thought that language died a long time ago

ashen sluice
#

idk why

fierce wedge
sharp orchid
buoyant apex
ashen sluice
#

oh and im learning nahuatl did i say that too?

tame ledge
buoyant apex
ornate gate
#

did you know

fierce wedge
#

celtec

sharp orchid
ornate gate
#

i know a native nahuatl speaker

buoyant apex
#

What is celtec

ashen sluice
#

celtic

signal wedge
sharp orchid
fierce wedge
#

what is flex seal

ashen sluice
#

my favorite gun brand is celtic

#

❤️

grand tulip
#

this makes me believe my lame ass knowing 3 languages only is nearly uneducated

ashen sluice
ornate gate
buoyant apex
#

Oh i just searched up

ashen sluice
ashen sluice
buoyant apex
#

Keltec got so shitty weapons

#

So ugly

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For me

ornate gate
past abyss
sharp orchid
ashen sluice
#

didnt keltec like have a gun that would randomly go off?

subtle totem
#

the ultimate challenge is so ass i cant even swing a weapon without it falling out my hands

grand tulip
past abyss
#

(im autism too)

ashen sluice
#

the p580 or something

buoyant apex
grand tulip
sharp orchid
ashen sluice
#

sig sauer p320 i mean

#

thats the gun that would go off randomly

sharp orchid
ashen sluice
#

no i know but i thought it was keltec for a sec

buoyant apex
buoyant apex
#

Big boss

fierce wedge
#

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sharp orchid
ashen sluice
#

i was also thinking about learning old norse, old chinese, old persian, and gothic, but i think im a little far into the deep end of learning languages

buoyant apex
grand tulip
fierce wedge
#

the joyous creature under my floorboards keeps releasing its joyous spores into my home

sharp orchid
fierce wedge
#

do you like the glompson

buoyant apex
buoyant apex
ashen sluice
sharp orchid
sharp orchid
ornate gate
cinder mango
#

yo chat, did they add online?

ashen sluice
#

glockson*

past abyss
cinder mango
#

f

buoyant apex
ornate gate
#

half sword competitive scene would go so hard

buoyant apex
ashen sluice
#

his teeth are pretty clean

ornate gate
#

skill ceiling is nonexistent

ornate gate
cinder mango
buoyant apex
buoyant apex
#

And seeing you enemies cam view

ashen sluice
#

i have a serbian newspaper from serbia for no reason

ornate gate
#

problem solved

frigid quiver
#

How much will half sword be

tame ledge
ornate gate
sharp orchid
burnt haven
frigid quiver
ornate gate
#

you wont have to buy the full game if you buy ea

#

to reward og gamers

tame ledge
#

bro if halfsword get a mod sdk it will be so good like imagine fighting roman legionnaire or samurai

frigid quiver
tame ledge
#

or guns

ornate gate
#

im halfing my sword

#

my body is ready

ashen sluice
#

so we can officially say that willie is german right?

frigid quiver
#

Good to know thank u

buoyant apex
ornate gate
sharp orchid
ornate gate
#

its set in the hre

buoyant apex
#

I dont want willie to be german only bc of his accent and words

ornate gate
#

which was mainly german

ashen sluice
#

or maybe hes from england coming to germany

#

idk

past abyss
buoyant apex
#

No 😭😭😭😭

ornate gate
#

jester also has strong german accent

tame ledge
sharp orchid
buoyant apex
#

I dont want my willie to be german

ornate gate
#

"riches, power, love of ze crowd"

grand tulip
#

come and make your dada proud

ornate gate
#

maniacal laughter

ashen sluice
#

can we get a full release of that song, devs, when the game comes out??

ornate gate
#

the trailer is so cool

ornate gate
grand tulip
#

the trailer singer mogs bbno$

ashen sluice
#

ALSO i hope that the blood just doesnt coat willie's face or the helmets because thats ermmm highly unrealistic!!!

buoyant apex
grand tulip
#

yeah

buoyant apex
#

Only one track of him is good

ashen sluice
#

i only like bbno$ because hes a cool dude, his music is ass tho

buoyant apex
#

Fr

grand tulip
buoyant apex
#

Burp burp no dolla

grand tulip
#

singers have some weird names like who tf came up with eminem 😂

ornate gate
#

he mustve had a revelation on halloween night

buoyant apex
grand tulip
subtle totem
#

look at his fucking helmet, i got 6 headshots off in a row and he still isnt dead. ultimate challenge fucking sucks

ashen sluice
#

shhh nighty night willie

grand tulip
#

maybe he liked eating m&ms

buoyant apex
ornate gate
#

today i was trying to beat ultimate challenge again

grand tulip
ornate gate
#

and as soon as i got to the baron

#

he swung once and broke both my arms

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disarmed me

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and killed me

grand tulip
#

shouldve kicked him to death

ashen sluice
#

OMFG JAGOFF MAXIMUS HERE