#halfsword-chat-⚔
hearty thicket
wheat leaf
i forgot how op the boar spear is, its nutty
fallen glacier
im sayin
fallen glacier
I kinda wish holstered weapons with an exposed blade would do damage if the blade made contact with a willie but I understand not making it like that. I'm just grateful that shields still block when holstered
wheat leaf
tweaked damage to enemy now its pretty reasonable
wheat leaf
I kinda wish holstered weapons with an exposed blade would do damage if the blad...
if it did damage to enemies it'd have to do damage to player, and that wouldnt end well lmao
fallen glacier
true lol
fallen glacier
tweaked damage to enemy now its pretty reasonable
nice, I gotta practice so I can move spears like that
wheat leaf
the boar spear feels a bit odd in its swings, i think i prefer the short spear but both are nasty weapons in the right hands
warped apex
rapid pond
Oh #announcements channel fellas, anyone wanna try to become tester
I wanna sign an NDA in my life 
Anyways, anyone wanna tell me their greatest abyss bug tale
daring inlet
Yeah i applied as well, got a couple 100 hours on here and wanna get more in-depth and test out thenewer features
always down to break stuff
hearty thicket
Anyways, anyone wanna tell me their greatest abyss bug tale
I flew on the lid of a box gracefully onto a enemy
daring inlet
Anyways, anyone wanna tell me their greatest abyss bug tale
i've came across a loot pile FILLED with items, im talking 20+ candle sticks, 8+ boxes, etc, in one little area
hearty thicket
I’ve had my fair share of funny glitchy physics though
hearty thicket
i've came across a loot pile FILLED with items, im talking 20+ candle sticks, 8+...
Laggy with metal clanging sounds
daring inlet
it was terrible
hearty thicket
All I can imagine
daring inlet
loved it
rapid pond
warped apex
Hoping to get in lol
rapid pond
I got the half sword game video lol
hearty thicket
lol
hearty thicket
I've only 1600hrs played
Entry is only allowed for 1601 hours and the demo shut down today for you only
daring inlet
bro same lmao me rn
rapid pond
Hoping to get in lol
I honestly would even go as far as signing 5 different nda's if thats what it takes 
hearty thicket
Better luck next time pal
warped apex
I bought a good ass pc for this game
warped apex
Just read the fineprint, Only people with 1601hrs are allowed rip
daring inlet
I bought a good ass pc for this game
i upgraded recently and got basically the best shit out
rapid pond
Any of y'all think the peasent weird straight thing on a stick cuts people vertically really easily
Forgor the name dangit
daring inlet
not JUST for this game but it would be so nice
fallen glacier
Anyways, anyone wanna tell me their greatest abyss bug tale
hearty thicket
Straight thing on a stick
shell bronze
requirements to be closed tester is to not be poor with bad specs and to have 500hrs+
rapid pond
Up up and away!
hearty thicket
requirements to be closed tester is to not be poor with bad specs and to have 50...
Finally some concrete answers
daring inlet
LMAO
daring inlet
requirements to be closed tester is to not be poor with bad specs and to have 50...
are there any ACTUAL reqs for it or naw?
fallen glacier
Up up and away!
hearty thicket
Be a silly lad with a goofy pc and good communication I guess
daring inlet
i figured lmao
shell bronze
everything absurd/hateful i say take with a grain of salt
shell bronze
He be ragebaiting
since day one
hearty thicket
everything absurd/hateful i say take with a grain of salt
This
warped apex
For a extra admission you've got to send beer momey directly to the devs lol
daring inlet
you have to hit a 1280 no scope , screen turned off throwing knife
hearty thicket
daring inlet
in order to get in
shell bronze
This
yeah so i can use your ignorance to ban you unfairly
free entrapment and mod abuse
ez
fallen glacier
ezra
rapid pond
For a extra admission you've got to send beer momey directly to the devs lol
Give me a vodka and a car i'll bring it to mcwonderbeast MYSELF
shell bronze
phone thinks it smarter than me
hearty thicket
daring inlet
i would 1000% bribe staff for access
shell bronze
had to unlearn the word
daring inlet
without a doubt
shell bronze
i would 1000% bribe staff for access
my cashapp wide open
hearty thicket
daring inlet
my cat walked on my keyboard my b
hearty thicket
! Ban <— clueless :Reason; I am the law
daring inlet
....
hearty thicket
Is that how I’d do it
rapid pond
! Ban <— clueless :Reason; I am the law
! Ban at everyone :reason: i am the one who jokes
shell bronze
! Ban <— clueless :Reason; I am the law
until you are yellow or purple you do not speak of me this way
hearty thicket
I got the server griefed way to go me
shell bronze
know your place
daring inlet
i just dont talk much fr fr
hearty thicket
I know my place and it’s in yo face there’s no case where I can be displaced aye
Please I’m sorry
I’m sorry
hearty thicket
warped apex
Who's raggamuffins must I fondel to get in lol
rapid pond
fallen glacier
are we going to be able to ride horses n stuff in the full game
need some jousting matches
wheat leaf
they stated in a livestream there WILL be drinking/getting drunk
fallen glacier
oh nice
hearty thicket
Can only imagine it’s something the developers are definitely looking into
Willie should be able to eat a random fungus off the forest ground
fallen glacier
the only game I've played that ever had good "drunk" status even to this day imo is red dead redemption 1
hearty thicket
Make it look like that crazy dudes gameplay he be posting in the chat
fallen glacier
crazy how there's gonna be wasps
fallen glacier
pocket ants
hearty thicket
Fireball
fallen glacier
would honestly be a good substitute for magic
fallen glacier
bees too? Or just wasps
shell bronze
rapid pond
are we going to be able to ride horses n stuff in the full game
Idk tbh, we will get beamng level of gore, imagine needing ti make that for horses
hearty thicket
Fireball
Aoe tick damage until you or your foe(s) collapse
fallen glacier
Idk tbh, we will get beamng level of gore, imagine needing ti make that for hors...
I wouldn't mind if they don't go all out on the horses. It would be cool, but I wouldn't mind the main focus being the humans
rapid pond
I wouldn't mind if they don't go all out on the horses. It would be cool, but I ...
I hope we eventually get horses as well
hearty thicket
I wouldn’t deem that as essential for horse related gameplay
rapid pond
I wouldn’t deem that as essential for horse related gameplay
Unless we get jousting
hearty thicket
Maybe puncture wounds but I don’t believe anything severely fleshed out (heh) would be needed on the ends of a horse
rapid pond
Since a bad jouster would acvidently aim for the horse
hearty thicket
Maybe the ability to make it unconscious
rapid pond
Maybe puncture wounds but I don’t believe anything severely fleshed out (heh) wo...
Give me accurate depiction of a horse ass innards
hearty thicket
Let me get back to you
fallen glacier
Maybe puncture wounds but I don’t believe anything severely fleshed out (heh) wo...
yeah. Just base level gore/blood for horses would be fine imo just for the sake of having them, as long as the human gore was beamng level. But if they wanna go all out on the horses too that's cool
cloud yew
i hope i get into the beta it sounds yummy
hearty thicket
That’s what the developers made a suggestion log for
rapid pond
yeah. Just base level gore/blood for horses would be fine imo just for the sake ...
I want 5th gen level of gore to the point of peta annoying the devs
fallen glacier
That’s what the developers made a suggestion log for
oh nice wheres it at
rapid pond
oh nice wheres it at
hearty thicket
And others can elaborate and discuss further
fallen glacier
awesome thanks. I just thought it was only for bugs
hearty thicket
Unsure how reliable a source that is vs chatting ideas in chat regularly to spread awareness of ideas
To be honest
shell bronze
hearty thicket
Submitted a troll post and self reported mods get him
There’s no 120 core ryzen 9
Nice try buddy
hearty thicket
warped apex
Lol yeah I messed it up
wheat leaf
warped apex
I really wish I did it on my pc and not my phone lol
rapid pond
I really wish I did it on my pc and not my phone lol
Did you buy it premade ? You should be able to find the specs on the website
warped apex
It's ddr5
rapid pond
Now what clocking speed :3
4800 5600 6000 :3
Though that wouldnt change much with how fast ddr5 is
Even cl30 vs cl36 is pretty insignificant with ddr5
warped apex
It's around? 4.5
rapid pond
It's around? 4.5
4500 ?
warped apex
To 4.8
vital perch
hearty thicket
warped apex
he just has it lol
rapid pond
cant even afford 5090 quadruple sli with quadro series
Thing requires a whole fucking nuclear reaactor to just turn on
shell bronze
have you signed up for closed testing yet
no
- mind your own business
rapid pond
2 chernobyl reactors for 1 pc to run
vital perch
no
+ mind your own business
mean
rapid pond
no
+ mind your own business
+parry
shell bronze
Thing requires a whole fucking nuclear reaactor to just turn on
diesel generator
vital perch
shell bronze
rapid pond
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1407230653602332782...
Speaking of things that arent my buisness, your on high settings, what specs ?
shell bronze
7900xtx 7800x3d
rapid pond
Thats already nice
rapid pond
Holy gold mine
shell bronze
8tb ssd storage (2 4tb 990 evos)
shell bronze
yeah it gets job done
rapid pond
yeah it gets job done
Doesnt get the job done it yeets it away
shell bronze
when i say i have one of the top percentile all-amd builds in this server i mean it
robust crag
How many people will be the chosen ones????
shell bronze
Doesnt get the job done it yeets it away
good 1440p rig
rapid pond
How many people will be the chosen ones????
I doubt we getting an answer and thats for the better
shell bronze
I doubt we getting an answer and thats for the better
the more answers given the more people get desperate
rapid pond
good 1440p rig
Personal specs is i512400f 5060ti 16gb and 32gb of ddr5
shell bronze
not a bad rig
rapid pond
Plus 1tb ssd
shell bronze
good current-day mid-range
rapid pond
not a bad rig
Somehow no bottleneck and cheap as dirt
robust crag
Defo didn't take day of work to wait and hope I'm picked 😭
shell bronze
mine was sub 1k if you dont include storage
rapid pond
My monitor is pretty good as well i got a samsung oddysey g3, 180hz
rapid pond
Still has some smearing when using dlss its pretty fun
shell bronze
planning to get a cheap facebook marketplace oled soon
rapid pond
Oled monitors are ao good
shell bronze
yeah but overpriced so i'm waiting for it to trickle down to be more accessible without compromises
robust crag
Also if that means that they're testing jt also means that EA is around the corner
Let me check
rapid pond
Also if that means that they're testing jt also means that EA is around the corn...
Definitely
shell bronze
if i want OLED i go play on my LG C1
tough hollow
i play on my 2014 msi laptop
rapid pond
Ive been assuming february 16 as a date for safe middle of q1 and it seems pretty good
rapid pond
will be playing gta 6 on that
Oooh
If it even releases lmao
tough hollow
bold of you to assume it comes out
rapid pond
😞
"Getting close to the ea release finish line"
Hell uea
Honestly half sword has been such a favorite of mine, its the first game i know i will obviously buy day 1
robust crag
I just looked round the corner
tough hollow
im predicting 2450 reels about halfsword EA
robust crag
There was no EA there
shell bronze
Oooh
If it even releases lmao
i'll be there when it does
robust crag
😞
shell bronze
florida man represent
rapid pond
i'll be there when it does
I dont even know if ill be alive, 2027 seems even more unlikely now that Rockstar got that fire accident
shell bronze
but half sword might be the unironic hema renaissance for several generations
shell bronze
I dont even know if ill be alive, 2027 seems even more unlikely now that Rocksta...
you underestimate how hard companies back their stuff up
mental kelp
I dont even know if ill be alive, 2027 seems even more unlikely now that Rocksta...
It so unfortunate all backups of the game were stored in the boiler room 😭
rapid pond
but half sword might be the unironic hema renaissance for several generations
I really hope more games uses the half sword mouse sustem
vital perch
I really hope more games uses the half sword mouse sustem
doesnt mordhau do that
rapid pond
Imagine a br with mouse controlled weapons
shell bronze
they probably have 3 buildings worth of servers where the progress is on standby or has already been actively added to
literally be like "yo just move to this building rq and keep working"
robust crag
@shell bronze I checked round the corner and my new question is why is there also a man round the corner??? Does he represent EA?
rapid pond
they probably have 3 buildings worth of servers where the progress is on standby...
Until an intern dumps sugar water to help the pc feel sweeter
rapid pond
<@998946686170832977> I checked round the corner and my new question is why is t...
He sells ea candies
shell bronze
<- works at america's #1 telecommunications company
vital perch
He sells ea candies
makes you see colors and die of heart attack
rapid pond
And powder that makes you say "half sword tommorow"
shell bronze
there's so much redundancy to corporate security no matter what
shell bronze
<@998946686170832977> I checked round the corner and my new question is why is t...
oh my bad i was microwaving some hot pockets
rapid pond
<- works at america's #1 telecommunications company
Thats one hell of a flex
shell bronze
how do you think i afford these hobbies lol
robust crag
oh my bad i was microwaving some hot pockets
Oooo can u share?
shell bronze
still got time to nolife half sword and ragebait this server though
vital perch
still got time to nolife half sword and ragebait this server though
who are you even ragebaiting
rapid pond
Im a graphic designer, and good animator, if anything ill be lucky and get into the glitch team
shell bronze
you
robust crag
still got time to nolife half sword and ragebait this server though
We can chill and talk about EA and maybe u can slide me that file (EA file)
shell bronze
get better at the game and stop doing one trick pony gimmick kills tf
rapid pond
get better at the game and stop doing one trick pony gimmick kills tf
I tried commoner long sword with real techniques, way more fun
shell bronze
silence is not consent
rapid pond
Guys he never said no 😁
No
shell bronze
I tried commoner long sword with real techniques, way more fun
try blocking the ai's strikes
shell bronze
it's fun once you convert those into actual kills
rapid pond
try blocking the ai's strikes
I do
Sometimes
Other times i just die
Still got better at it
Current level is dodge then block
shell bronze
https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830
did you guys know that john longsword uses an op sword that can insta kill 99% of veteran and man at arms enemies
robust crag
This image remind anyone of game of thrones?
shell bronze
proof
robust crag
mental kelp
I don even use tha swor
robust crag
2 handed swords are spectacular
sleek mica
but half sword might be the unironic hema renaissance for several generations
Not sure about several generations but Half Sword is the future of medieval slashers no doubt
shell bronze
I don even use tha swor
this you all up in my DMs begging me to use your loadout?
vital perch
mace
hearty thicket
You asked me to send it 😹
consequences of your actions catching up to you?
shell bronze
incorrect buzzer
rapid pond
Changed it now
Got exposed
mental kelp
The sword I have now can also insta kill man at arms
rapid pond
The half sword situation is crazy
shell bronze
corporate requests that we find the difference between https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1464090984689303673/1889591.MP4?ex=6974347c&is=6972e2fc&hm=b48ad4c90d16d958f76baa8dcdcb1d3590981d8446fabce0856bc3762e3a5706&
hearty thicket
The half sword situation is crazy
this sounds like a tmz article header
mental kelp
Literally me demonstrating a stance that I created not a crazy clip
shell bronze
hearty thicket
shell bronze
same long ass sword
rapid pond
and https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/146268148759698...
Was not the same direction :3
hearty thicket
wait
mental kelp
My sword is 85cm blade with bastard grip
hearty thicket
am i the source of the embed fail
robust crag
@shell bronze what is your Job on the mod team? Ragebating people?
mental kelp
85cm is a small sword
robust crag
😂
hearty thicket
vital perch
dagger
shell bronze
<@998946686170832977> what is your Job on the mod team? Ragebating people?
ragebaiting people into getting mad so i get an excuse to ban them
rapid pond
2inches is enought guys
hearty thicket
you ever heard the term job security
robust crag
ragebaiting people into getting mad so i get an excuse to ban them
I'm unragebateable
shell bronze
mental kelp
ragebaiting people into getting mad so i get an excuse to ban them
Rule 1a.2
rapid pond
I'm unragebateable
Unragebait*
warped apex
schatb
robust crag
Unragebait*
Able
shell bronze
sorry bro
warped apex
Bottom jeans
boots with the fur
robust crag
Bottom jeans
Imma make u into a HS willie
shell bronze
Unragebait*
patrick ragebateman
rapid pond
Imma make u into a HS willie
The ones that 1 shot your abyss run ?
hearty thicket
lmfao
robust crag
this but unironically
Can we ragebate u?
hearty thicket
tread lightly
rapid pond
Can we ragebate u?
Ragebait*
hearty thicket
few return from that journey id think
shell bronze
john longsword remembers when i used to actually care about him and his swordplay and compliment it
robust crag
The ones that 1 shot your abyss run ?
No the ones who just fall onto u and annoying me
hearty thicket
lmfao
shell bronze
Can we ragebate u?
you may try
hearty thicket
do we win if we get banned
robust crag
Ragebait* <:Ivanjak:1290487075484864573>
I keep putting ragebait and it autocorrects
shell bronze
yes
hearty thicket
hmm
vital perch
you may try
i did make clueless crashout in december
rapid pond
I keep putting ragebait and it autocorrects
Yea yea keep finding excuses 
hearty thicket
shell bronze
i did make clueless crashout in december
is this a crashout or is this me saying youre ass at the game
vital perch
is this a crashout or is this me saying youre ass at the game
both
shell bronze
lie detector goes off
robust crag
@shell bronze imma steal uur payments (imma make u pay more tax))
shell bronze
<@998946686170832977> imma steal uur payments (imma make u pay more tax))
damn that's sad
hearty thicket
is this a crashout or is this me saying youre ass at the game
this is more of a epiphany disguised as a crashout from the third person perspective
shell bronze
this is more of a epiphany disguised as a crashout from the third person perspec...
correct
robust crag
damn that's sad
Unless u...
vital perch
faux crashouts are my favorite thing i love pretending to be moved
december 17th incident
hearty thicket
sometimes i am such a good rage baiter i care a little bit
rapid pond
faux crashouts are my favorite thing i love pretending to be moved
That moment where you use french in your sentences
hearty thicket
unfortunately i get a bit of a post clarity thing going on after if that happens
shell bronze
take the get banned challenge
hearty thicket
ill pass up on that
robust crag
@shell bronze u hacking my phone?
shell bronze
get banned without violating any rule directly
rapid pond
get banned without violating any rule directly
!ban :reason: i felt silly
shell bronze
first @vital perch for larping as a duke and a good half sword player
hearty thicket
me next
subtle totem
half sword releasing march????
hearty thicket
do i not have enough cred yet
robust crag
half sword releasing march????
It's released already
rapid pond
half sword releasing march????
Maximum march 31
robust crag
What u on about
shell bronze
Stop doing en passant please
subtle totem
It's released already
its releasing tomorrow i heard
robust crag
its releasing tomorrow i heard
Nah it released 1 hour ago
hearty thicket
vital perch
do i not have enough cred yet
subtle totem
nah timezones dude
shell bronze
half sword never releasing thanks to people constantly asking
robust crag
That's why I'm at home
subtle totem
its tomorrow
mental kelp
for thee not for me
oh mcwonderbeast…
rapid pond
https://tenor.com/view/npesta-arms-arm-flailing-youtube-geometry-dash-gif-108668...
English people going to a meeting and calling it a "rendervous" will always be funny
Or im sorry
rapid pond
"A randay view"
mental kelp
And btw a shorter blade just makes it easier for clueless to parry but he makes it out as a crutch
rapid pond
And btw a shorter blade just makes it easier for clueless to parry but he makes ...
The smaller the better
shell bronze
oh mcwonderbeast…
mcwonderbeast protects us moderators from the consequences of our actions
shell bronze
And btw a shorter blade just makes it easier for clueless to parry but he makes ...
shorter blade actually is an objective downgrade on all fronts
rapid pond
mcwonderbeast protects us moderators from the consequences of our actions
Who wants to weild the finest steel whithout aquiring any skill...
subtle totem
half sword never releasing thanks to people constantly asking
can you just tell me the release date i wont tell anyone else
shell bronze
the release date
rapid pond
can you just tell me the release date i wont tell anyone else
Devs dont even know it
mental kelp
It’s less blade so the strong is stronger and since the game is broke the less mass also means more controllability and less flop
vital perch
mental kelp
Better swings and parries
queen heath
?
shell bronze
No it’s not
no reach ✅️
no weight ✅️
no mass to cut with ✅️
mental kelp
It’s a sword fella
jolly nexus
Hello guys
shell bronze
shit flops just as much as anything else in my arsenal
subtle totem
are we talking about the full release
yea full release on itch.io
mental kelp
You don’t need mass and weight
robust crag
@shell bronze has to be one of the best mods tho. Always chatting with community
vital perch
Hello guys
hello random writer
subtle totem
steam release later
queen heath
yea full release on itch.io
what are you talking about “it released and hour ago trust me” i’ve been playing full release since early 2025
shell bronze
You don’t need mass and weight
in this shitass system we sure do
hearty thicket
yall talking about release date when we'd be blessed if we got a roadmap
rapid pond
in this shitass system we sure do
Just turn gravity off ffs
hearty thicket
ion even think the developers know
vital perch
<@998946686170832977> has to be one of the best mods tho. Always chatting with c...
and hating on me every possible opportunity he gets
robust crag
what are you talking about “it released and hour ago trust me” i’ve been playing...
It released 1 hour ago jm playing rn
mental kelp
And reach is fixed by just having good distance, not a problem
shell bronze
i can floor a brave stand and knights easily with my t4 bastard
robust crag
and hating on me every possible opportunity he gets
That's part of his contract
shell bronze
And reach is fixed by just having good distance, not a problem
fight brave stand with a knife then
mr footwork and measure preacher
rapid pond
fight brave stand with a knife then
Brave stand with short bilhook
mental kelp
shit flops just as much as anything else in my arsenal
Ik this is untrue cuz I tried it
shell bronze
Brave stand with short bilhook
atomic bomb vs coughing babies
mental kelp
The blade u have on my loadout surely flops more than my new blade
Difference: shorter
rapid pond
atomic bomb vs coughing babies
I still want a "fools stand" where you are against 10 beggars with a knife
vital perch
any polearm will murder a brave stand
waiting for a hoe brave stand
rapid pond
any polearm will murder a brave stand
Beside the baron's
mental kelp
mr footwork and measure preacher
Measure dez
shell bronze
that would be me facing off against you and john longsword
queen heath
I still want a "fools stand" where you are against 10 beggars with a knife
can we get a beggar v baron
gamemode
rapid pond
one good swing all it takes
You can say that with anything
shell bronze
<@998946686170832977> has to be one of the best mods tho. Always chatting with c...
i'm a man of da streets
queen heath
Just use the class glitch
i have
shell bronze
doesnt take away my point given context
rapid pond
Tank vs knife
shell bronze
oops wrong reply
mental kelp
that would be me facing off against you and john longsword
Pretty sure I could sit and watch as he slimes u out
queen heath
clueless you are not a cuman.
shell bronze
Pretty sure I could sit and watch as he slimes u out
rapid pond
clueless you are not a cuman.
Cuman ???
vital perch
he's not wrong
robust crag
i'm a man of da streets
On your contract at the bottom did it say to ragebait Duke of half sword
hearty thicket
coo mahn or kew man
shell bronze
On your contract at the bottom did it say to ragebait Duke of half sword
it says to ragebait loser bums
not anyone specific
rapid pond
coo mahn or kew man
I read it as semen man
jolly nexus
clueless you are not a cuman.
did i heard the cuman word????
rapid pond
Very wrong
shell bronze
he's not wrong
hearty thicket
with like 3 messages b2b
shell bronze
wtf autumn gonna do to me but try the same 2 tricks he has
queen heath
did i heard the cuman word????<:kcd_pc_henry_scowl:1344443471808827473>
?
do you feel quite hungry?
shell bronze
that r easily counterable by any non-ai player
jolly nexus
do you feel quite hungry?
maybe
mental kelp
that r easily counterable by any non-ai player
Ok so he distracts
rapid pond
do you feel quite hungry?
How hungry 🐴
mental kelp
No ur distracted….
hearty thicket
How hungry 🐴
shell bronze
jolly nexus
guys should i finish KCD for the third time???
robust crag
so i can kill you first
❤️ I didn't expect u to agree with not ragebaiting me 😁
jolly nexus
I finished the second run on october if i'm not mistaken
queen heath
sallets weren’t invented until 1407????
jolly nexus
but i thnk i will buy all the DLC first
hearty thicket
sallets weren’t invented until 1407????
wait until you hear about pallets
mental kelp
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1418845007544061962...
800 or something hours and still this sloppy 😹
queen heath
all negative traits active
robust crag
jolly nexus
play hardcore mode
nah i'm out
robust crag
HEHEHEHEHE
jolly nexus
and i was talking about KCD 2
queen heath
my first ever playthrough was a hardcore all negative traits
shell bronze
hearty thicket
my first ever playthrough was a hardcore all negative traits
idek know what the game is like but i know youre a masochist bruh
shell bronze
800 or something hours and still this sloppy 😹
that clip from 200 hours son
mental kelp
Get new material
vital perch
that clip from 200 hours son
make some fresh clips
queen heath
idek know what the game is like but i know youre a masochist bruh
just like collecting achievements 🤷♂️
mental kelp
Yo me and autumn 🤝
jolly nexus
shell bronze
Yo me and autumn 🤝
you both suck at the game
shell bronze
it's so sweet to see our two lesser skilled players find comfort in each other
sand herald
shell bronze
make some fresh clips
you first
shell bronze
he got school 😂
vital perch
(5 hours)
robust crag
afterschool
Take day off..
jolly nexus
shell bronze
time to go back underneath my car for the night
robust crag
time to go back underneath my car for the night
It's night for uuu rnnn???
jolly nexus
Keep going guys i support clueless on this one
mental kelp
time to go back underneath my car for the night
Half sword chat?
vital perch
Keep going guys i support clueless on this one
i thought we were friends
robust crag
Keep going guys i support clueless on this one
I put £10 on clueless
queen heath
it's so sweet to see our two lesser skilled players find comfort in each other
bro clueless aren’t you the guy who like just afk’s with the game on to brag you have 800+ hours while u still can’t beat the gauntlet
shell bronze
Half sword chat?
for thee not for me
mental kelp
bro clueless aren’t you the guy who like just afk’s with the game on to brag you...
Trvke
hearty thicket
Half sword chat?
thats like one of those signs that says no right turns between 7am to 8 pm
jolly nexus
i thought we were friends
I'm sorry but we all have to choose our sides...
robust crag
I'm sorry but we all have to choose our sides...
We have to be smart and pick the winning sides 😂
mental kelp
Glaze
vital perch
We have to be smart and pick the winning sides 😂
wrong one lil bro
shell bronze
just because there are 2 of you doesnt improve your odds
hearty thicket
just because there are 2 of you doesnt improve your odds
robust crag
just because there are 2 of you doesnt improve your odds
Well they're gonna gather more 😭
jolly nexus
robust crag
1 sec guys I got an email
shell bronze
Well they're gonna gather more 😭
send them my way lol
vital perch
send them my way lol
hearty thicket
mental kelp
No clueless to breach my shield of skill
robust crag
omggg thanks clueless
shell bronze
https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lio...
this but unironically
robust crag
😉
vital perch
https://tenor.com/view/tata-mpo-gif-15942038246373310601
"mods , half sword this man"
robust crag
@shell bronze thanks for EA bro 😉😉
hearty thicket
Mods slice this raggamuffins lips smoove off
shell bronze
shell bronze
<@998946686170832977> thanks for EA bro 😉😉
igy bro
jolly nexus
Mods spin kick these raggamuffins 🔥🔥🔥
mental kelp
Thanks
jolly nexus
thanks clueless 🙏
robust crag
my top 5 biggest fans and supporters get early access free
It's true I got it already
shell bronze
and no joke i gotta finish rebuilding this motor before sunrise so l8r
mental kelp
Easy win
shell bronze
you can go ahead and post mid to fill the void while i'm gone 💋
hearty thicket
and no joke i gotta finish rebuilding this motor before sunrise so l8r
did you get that thing oiled down?
shell bronze
did you get that thing oiled down?
always
robust crag
you can go ahead and post mid to fill the void while i'm gone 💋
U sent it to my wrong email clueless
rare hearth
my top 5 biggest fans and supporters get early access free
i can confirm, im now playing halfsord erely axes and enjoying good game
jolly nexus
guys it's true
hearty thicket
guys it's true
ai generated nice try CLAUDE
i know your hieroglyphic generated text anywhere
jolly nexus
I only speak the truth...
robust crag
I only speak the truth...
I got that tooooo
hearty thicket
my top 5 biggest fans and supporters get early access free
if this was true then id have gotten one out of naivety
jolly nexus
If this was true i would receive my early access in 2023
rare hearth
guys it's true
i can confirm, i got it too
hearty thicket
i can confirm, i got it too
weak osprey
Legendary gif
subtle totem
is there any way to make the alt stab mode not fucking dogshit? its really annoying because it aims spears at enemy shits and crotch for some reason
weak osprey
The only way is to disable focus, but other than that there’s none to my knowledge
subtle totem
🙁
glacial citrus
cant wait to playtest
i know it means we're not getting half sword in february
but still
i wanna make it happen faster
im having a 1 month vacation
robust crag
No but I don't think they've gone through them yet
robust crag
They said they're doing it when day breaks today
But they are all different times
So that could be any time really from now till midnight
glacial citrus
They said they're doing it when day breaks today
can you link it please?
quasi tangle
No but I don't think they've gone through them yet
brother........
robust crag
brother........
Yeeee??
robust crag
На Русском базарь
I don't speak Russian bro
Well my PC is build for gaming so I hope I get in
glacial citrus
it says really specific
quasi tangle
I don't speak Russian bro
зато у меня настолько хороший русский что я вошел в твою толстую мамашу
glacial citrus
i suppose its some rare gpus and cpus
glacial citrus
зато у меня настолько хороший русский что я вошел в твою толстую мамашу
bro is angry for no reason
quasi tangle
она вахуи была от моего русского
glacial citrus
go to #русский bro
robust crag
What is he saying?
glacial citrus
bad things about your mom
quasi tangle
What is he saying?
в переводчике подумай
robust crag
Oh reallyy?
glacial citrus
yes
robust crag
Пошёл ты нахуй! Твоя мама — сука!
quasi tangle
Пошёл ты нахуй! Твоя мама — сука!
вау
robust crag
Надеюсь, ты спрыгнешь с моста.
glacial citrus
<@&1080390104562016306> can you ban this guy
quasi tangle
<@&1080390104562016306> can you ban this guy
yes pls
quasi tangle
He's talking about u
i know
robust crag
Good. Got issues bring it outside halfsword chat next time
quasi tangle
Good. Got issues bring it outside halfsword chat next time
че нахуй
quasi tangle
<@1139634318436745276>just ignore him
🤣
robust crag
@little verge brother do me a favour and get rid of this guy. Broken multiple rules and insulted my mum
Ty bro ❤️
small glacier
Half sword so niece
robust crag
Half sword so niece
Frrr
tough yew
<@210223228545662977> brother do me a favour and get rid of this guy. Broken mul...
which rules beyond talking russian in an English channel and insulting you
vital perch
@quasi tangle я говорит по-русский , #русский
robust crag
Trying to ragebait me. Said he was in my mum
vital perch
Trying to ragebait me. Said he was in my mum
the worst thing is you're falling for it
i'll deal with it , i speak russian
robust crag
the worst thing is you're falling for it
I did nothing but defend my mum which isn't bad. I did nothing to him
Just typing in here
vital perch
I did nothing but defend my mum which isn't bad. I did nothing to him
nothing he says matters
robust crag
All I was doing was talking about half sword as this chat is for 😭
tough yew
Rule 1 : don't be a scoundrel
Rule 3 : no drama
Plus speaking russian
he got warned and timed out, you have any issues with him next give us a #modmail
vital perch
he got warned and timed out, you have any issues with him next give us a <#13498...
well done mod , you deserve headpats
robust crag
he got warned and timed out, you have any issues with him next give us a <#13498...
I don't really wanna open another I have one actively open for mcwenderbeast
tough yew
I see
robust crag
And I'll be taking up another ticket
vital perch
I don't really wanna open another I have one actively open for mcwenderbeast
send him this
tough yew
well done mod , you deserve headpats
im a janitor filth forced to clean this place
robust crag
send him this
NOOOOOO
vital perch
i dont think you speak russian
i am learning it , so yeah , i wouldn't exactly say i speak it honestly
robust crag
Not mcwenderbeast he's my favourite. Don't tell fencer
glacial citrus
he got warned and timed out, you have any issues with him next give us a <#13498...
you should just ban him at this point
robust crag
Shhhhh
glacial citrus
things he said in russian channel are inappropriate
vital perch
things he said in russian channel are inappropriate
can confirm
glacial citrus
its just tons of insults
robust crag
Guys fencer gave me a warning for saying mcwenderbeast is my favourite 😞
vital perch
Guys fencer gave me a warning for saying mcwenderbeast is my favourite 😞
btw discussing mod action is warnable too
glacial citrus
btw discussing mod action is warnable too
bruh
robust crag
@tough yew do you help out choose the people that will test?
tough yew
can't help with that no
robust crag
I just asking if you know when they are picking
glacial citrus
i have tons of free time
tough yew
apply and you might just get accepted
glacial citrus
soon tm
azure sierra
man i love half sword
robust crag
When u die it sends u to abyss to redeem urself
Same thing
What do u mean I can barely type?
tame thicket
Maybe you died and just think you got knocked out? maybe you had both a fatal wound, and got hit in the head pretty hard, got the knocked out message first but in reality the game considered the death
who knows
tame thicket
Same thing
nah, when you get proper knocked out it's like giving up, you just lose a rank, if I remember correctly
robust crag
nah, when you get proper knocked out it's like giving up, you just lose a rank, ...
no cus your still losing to them
you lose if your on the floor for to long
tame thicket
no cus your still losing to them
Yeah but that's what I mean, giving up is still losing, and you lose a point when you do that right? the abyss is specifically for when you die, it's like limbo
it's way more rare to just get knocked out though, most of the time you just die
robust crag
I love the abyss tho
tame thicket
yeah me too heh, just run around, gather gear, and kill the boss, done
robust crag
i love to have fun by pushing them into crates xd and closing the lid
tame thicket
It was way cooler doing that before they made the bodies disappear, like it was in the good ol' 0.3 demo
robust crag
They should bring body staying back it makes it seem cool if you staying in 1 place all the time fighting them and bodies pile
tame thicket
Yeah, I think they did it to help with the fatal errors a bit, that started when they ported from UE4 to UE5 for the new demo, and recreated the gore system using a new plugin, which is what causes the problem according to them
robust crag
xD
tame thicket
I bet the EA build has the bodies stay, at least I hope
robust crag
do i drop? @tame thicket
tame thicket
Sure, suplex the bastard, I've been trying to do that, can't quite get it
robust crag
Did ittt
robust crag
Sure, suplex the bastard, I've been trying to do that, can't quite get it
Kill first boss fists only?
@tame thicket yes or no?
hoary fiber
if i get closed testing i will be happy
tame thicket
<@120401271604641792> yes or no?
Yep, he's pretty easy to kill with fists
robust crag
Yep, he's pretty easy to kill with fists
tame thicket
<@120401271604641792> yes or no?
forgive the horrible quality, I play on a potato
tame thicket
Heh, I wish you could use the lids and stuff to hit people, even if you manage a good swing with em they do no damage
sleek valve
I love it when Willie gets stuck on my huge polearm and starts flailing around like this:
Especially when it's unarmored willie
robust crag
DAMAGE ????????
main orbit
Are all the willy AIs the same?
Like if you gave a beggar willy full armor and a sword would he be exactly the same as a knight
robust crag
No
gilded frigate
Like if you gave a beggar willy full armor and a sword would he be exactly the s...
Interesting question
thick hornet
Are all the willy AIs the same?
im pretty sure they're different
main orbit
Elaborate? Sounds interesting
robust crag
Like if u haven't noticed some AI move differently compared to other
main orbit
Oh also idk if its historically accurate but a subclass called "fencer" where he just goes for quick sudden movements but doesn't have amazing defense would be cool
Subclasses would be awesome
Shepard, farmer, blacksmith, barber (surgeon), etc
Each would have their own unique weapons
main orbit
Shepard, farmer, blacksmith, barber (surgeon), etc
(Peasant subclasses)
sleek valve
Each would have their own unique weapons
Unique weapons and unique skills I guess
Lumberjacks would be better at swing axes and usually DO use axes
main orbit
Yeah
sleek valve
Blacksmith might have their own custom sword or sum idk what blacksmiths were like in medieval times
or
well if it's peasant subclasses
they just have an axe
or like a dagger or something idk
maybe a very dull sword
gilded frigate
My computer is made out of clay, I have to manually crank it in order to operate it. It drinks ultra-low sulfur diesel, and a fucking bird laid it's nest within it, but I applied for the testers
restive barn
I see you got the open world expansion a little early
actually it's a mod lol
gilded frigate
I wonder if in the future, with the new blood tech if it can spill properly and all of that, in your clips I haven't seen any blood spill
With your mod.
restive barn
I wonder if in the future, with the new blood tech if it can spill properly and ...
blood can spill just not in puddles
individual droplets do come out tho
restive barn
puddles js dont work
gilded frigate
restive barn
what the FUCK is this video😭
gilded frigate
A big naughty gamer just rolled around my bedside
wind charm
wind charm
helo1
wind charm
no im oke
restive barn
👍
wind charm
i like to have all my footage in-house
restive barn
i like to have all my footage in-house
define in house
restive barn
k
north wigeon
Wtf
frank scarab
frank scarab
i like to have all my footage in-house
But
What about the friends we make along the way?
(The power of teamwork and friendship)
wind charm
I dont know what tha tmenas
zinc echo
Guys, why the rules have "No violence" But the game is litteraly about violence
frank scarab
Guys, why the rules have "No violence" But the game is litteraly about violence
Because
zinc echo
okay
frank scarab
grave pier
hasty bloom
behind the back catch was swaggy
hasty bloom
banger as always
robust crag
how will we know when they sent emails to people?
sleek gull
regal iron
This game lowk helped me with the wordle today
robust crag
no way
signal wedge
You ass
weak osprey
What a masterpiece
signal wedge
Put a spoiler on that, some people enjoy guessing what the wordle is
hallow gull
robust crag
whos gonna win
hasty bloom
OneyPlays did a HalfSword video like a day ago
EA must be dropping soon the stars are aligning
robust crag
Halfsword@hotmail.com emailed meeee
frank scarab
My full Apology for anyone who has missed it:
<#1464248831008047296>
Oh shit Charlie pre made this video two years before the controversy even happened
subtle linden
release date for release date plz
robust crag
Oh wait that was my dream 😞😞😞
frank scarab
soon/soon/2026
robust crag
😞😞😞😞😞
frank scarab
Trust me, the cosmic owl appears in the dream
robust crag
RIP
robust crag
wait is it a disadvantage if i have broken rib?
Yes
DISQUALIFIED @finite bough AUTOMATICALLY WINS
finite bough
DISQUALIFIED <@1277643560799178775> AUTOMATICALLY WINS
oh.
and i am done for.. they got my leg and arm this time.
even in this condition i got a kill!
they sent three men to kill a guy who has lost his a leg & a arm
robust crag
Rip
raven stag
Is it not a bit weird that the game is supposed to release in the next two months and we don’t have any meaningful promotional material/release date
robust crag
Ur a wanted man
muted dew
Is it not a bit weird that the game is supposed to release in the next two month...
Not exactly release. Just go inte Early Access
raven stag
Is an early access release not a release regardless
lean nicheBOT
Hellewite!
raven stag
I’m just saying it’s unusual that the game is going paid and has no promotional material to advertise it
signal wedge
Is an early access release not a release regardless
yeah EA is the product given early but not completed
Most other EA projects increase in price when its considered "done"
robust crag
How much will it be?
signal wedge
nobody knows
robust crag
Do u think it'll be above 30
signal wedge
🤷♂️
prisma tiger
goodmorning all
restive barn
real hornet
hiiiiii 👋
robust crag
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lYhEyXC7YXL5Q9tyV?invite=cr-MSxRd00sNDI2...
Chrome
finite bough
Lookkk private dmm
what are you bribing him for the map?
robust crag
No 😞
restive barn
Lookkk private dmm
no i do not wanna be your "alpha wolf bf"
frank scarab
finite bough
@restive barncan you make a weapon that's has the sharpness infinity on it?
balmy surge
i got all the way with peasent to knight
restive barn
<@1048770036954845204>can you make a weapon that's has the sharpness infinity on...
nein... actually maybe
frank scarab
@restive barn have you actually made a custom weapon before?
restive barn
<@1048770036954845204> have you actually made a custom weapon before?
yes
hi wonder beest
robust crag
MCWENDERBEAST
grave pier
robust crag
He's alive
little verge
<@210223228545662977> brother do me a favour and get rid of this guy. Broken mul...
Please use #modmail when you need to make a report. <@&1080390104562016306> in an emergency.
robust crag
Please use <#1349880006075224074> when you need to make a report. <@&10803901045...
Yepp sorryy
idle crane
restive garnet
slow anchor
frank scarab
Guy got pissed off so hard he named himself after his mortal enemy just to spite them
small glen
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241329752640327756/1355831259561197598/a...
nice watch dude
small glen
Guy got pissed off so hard he named himself after his mortal enemy just to spite...
shit turned into a csgo lobby 😭
restive barn
cant read it whats it say
frank scarab
Is this inciting and reviving drama gang?
small glen
Is this inciting and reviving drama gang?
idk is it?
I thought it was just hilarious lmfao
sleek gull
What is the school yard nonsense?
small glen
Csgo lobby, just needed someone to speak French
muted dew
Is this inciting and reviving drama gang?
Sure sounds like it
small glen
What is the school yard nonsense?
i rly don't know
fathom patrol
Holy fuck bro is that you?
royal arch
<:willipa:1192071447145873518>
Holy shit Galaxy, I haven’t seen you in ages! How have you been?
fathom patrol
Thank you for your mods if thats you
restive barn
Holy fuck bro is that you?
✌️
quick ad break https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lYhEyXC7YXL5Q9tyV?invite=cr-MSw0bEUsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=24
watch my awesomazing clips https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lXTStb9Goqm5ar3lf?invite=cr-MSxyZWUsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=25
rare hearth
quick ad break https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lYhEyXC7YXL5Q9tyV?invite=...
nice loadout
restive barn
Will you release more loadouts?
maybe eventually
rare hearth
chrome can you modify the buckler or the lantern to have a blade sticking out of it
restive barn
chrome can you modify the buckler or the lantern to have a blade sticking out of...
yes but itll have the normal grip
weak osprey
watch my awesomazing clips https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lXTStb9Goqm5a...
Random encounter ahh situation
signal wedge
Chrome can you add a demon sphere to halfsword PLEASE
rare hearth
yes but itll have the normal grip
normal sword grip?
fathom patrol
Chrome can you add a demon sphere to halfsword PLEASE
Brah
restive barn
Chrome can you add a demon sphere to halfsword PLEASE
yes i can
fathom patrol
What
fathom patrol
thank you for your service sir
sleek gull
Or this as a throwable
restive garnet
Holy shit Galaxy, I haven’t seen you in ages! How have you been?
Goodd! Been busy
How are u
sharp spruce
fathom patrol
Hello sir
small glen
Or this as a throwable
ammo
sleek gull
What have I done to myself. Now I am checking Announcements AND my email like it is schrodinger's notifications.
weak osprey
i gon make arquebus
Make a nuclear bomb
small glen
oops
prisma tiger
how many hours do yall have on the game
i had 110 on the og playtest and i think maybe 10 on the og demo and i have 195 on the current demo
twilit escarp
fucking ouch
twilit escarp
how many hours do yall have on the game
something like 550 on the OG demo, just over 300 on the current one
prisma tiger
something like 550 on the OG demo, just over 300 on the current one
yeah i never really played the og demo and i think i had more like 160 on the playtest before they merged it
small glen
i think
Chrome, can you make a restraining order for me to use as a weapon and make it do 500 damage, dismember by a touch, and launch willies 20 Miles away
prisma tiger
Chrome, can you make a restraining order for me to use as a weapon and make it d...
what does he need this for
small glen
what does he need this for
to restrain