halfsword-chat-⚔

[wide nimbus]

aight brovocado dip we getting too off-track

[wide moon]

indeed

[wide moon]

what will be released sooner. Half life 3 or half sword?

tricky question, they will be both released tomorrow

[proper palm]

This statement doesnt apply, since Sun Tzu said this.

[wide moon]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-half-life-2-half-life-3-half-life-alyx-hl2-gif-12697722212653720317

[wide moon]

we need smae gif with Willy and HS logo

if i knew how to animate id made this. I think its time to learn sfm

[wheat leaf]

how foolish i was to think i could do a whole gauntlet run in one night without some bullshit taking place

[wide moon]

2 lamps is an insane weapon

[wide moon]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventure-yes-jojo-jotaro-kujo-gif-16101439

if they havent released read again

[mental leaf]

I beat the ultimate challenge, during my first fight after that, the game crashes and I lost all my progress

With blood on zero and gore on half

I think this game is ready for esports

[wide moon]

it is

[plain brook]

that

[dull lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1455920847805219007/attachment-99.gif

[wide moon]

oh my god what you have answered to

[wide moon]

does anyone else love blunt weapons?

how i feel perfectly landing a hit on the enemy head with my 2 handed mace

[wheat leaf]

love me war hammer

[wide moon]

imagine 40 000 of them

[wide moon]

thats some sick moves tho

[wheat leaf]

its kinda a sick weapon the more i use it, ive hardly ever touched this thing before

[tawdry ice]

I didnt see anything written down in the FAQ but how far from done from 1-100 is half sword in its current state?

[tawdry ice]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lXF3JtsVySWtW3kDh?invite=cr-MSxDYVUsNDA5NzIwOTA2&v=12

[wheat leaf]

only devs know that, even they prob dont know what 100% looks like precisely

Early access is launching anytime in the next 2-ish months, thats estimated around 50%

[tawdry ice]

oh alright thanks

[light pike]

IM FINALLY MASTERING THE ART OF HIGH KICKS

dang that took me a while to get good at on non slowed down speed

head kicks are so devastating

[misty gazelle]

Skinned the dude, oops

[granite sphinx]

why does my guy give up on grabbing sometimes?

like he'll grab on for a second after i tap q, but instantly lets go

[light pike]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lXKeJ1yUU49ODbifc?invite=cr-MSxwODEsMjg3NjQ4MDQ5&v=9

[misty gazelle]

prolly not a good hold? Never really did much grappling in this so im not sure about the finer points of it

[light pike]

ignore the music but this is like the ideal high kick rn

im still not 100% consistent with it yet but i can finally hit it around 60% of the time

[misty gazelle]

if only this were a decap

[tawdry ice]

why does my medal clips only show as links

do I need to level up?

[light pike]

yeah youll prolly need to level up

idk if its a level 2 or 3 thing

[misty gazelle]

okay, sloppy getting there but this was one hell of a decap

[fallen glacier]

should be level 2

[light pike]

looks a bit goofy outside of a clip but DANG look at the height on the kick

[fallen glacier]

I remember I was able to start posting embeds and stuff at 2

[misty gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-silly-walk-andar-tonto-andar-andar-raro-gif-8504549811738884610

[light pike]

dude doesnt even know what hit him yet

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-jameson-mouth-gif-24811570

[light pike]

they should really add fist duels as a variant for higher classes

id love seeing the fist fights with actual clothing and armor

[misty gazelle]

I'd fist fight too, but...

[light pike]

all ye need is a good left hook, no need for that right hand anyways

[tired pike]

bro

i literally set my damage to player to 0 and the commoner boss still chopped me in half

🫃

[shell bronze]

gore is independent of damage

go into gore settings and turn gore slider down to 0

[vestal knot]

cuz u suck

[vital perch]

gore makes limbs tougher to chop off , doesn't mean you're invulnerable

[shell bronze]

now now let's be nice

[vital perch]

you can still have your arm broken regardless of gore

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1462698952733229178/39433A1.MP4?ex=6973188d&is=6971c70d&hm=7fe77b692d4ac9ad3a06baa4f12654deef1098fb72bd07a963fc18d07b25283f&

[vital perch]

the only difference gore makes is in abyss , as you never lose limbs therefore never having to restart

[shell bronze]

not what the primary point nor issue was

[vital perch]

it was an example

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1462730344565444760/1372D61.MP4?ex=69728d0a&is=69713b8a&hm=926d7dfd5dea233c6a3d8387772cfde54c2931136c8271841a60b6548029636f&

[nocturne whale]

how do you play this instead of the abyss?

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1462675056160280729/FC4EC51.MP4?ex=6973024c&is=6971b0cc&hm=afdd0c87183f8c17d1595aec138bda37bd324b11abae7b5a287c0c75d2876b9c&

[shell bronze]

there is a play demo button

if there isn't you have downloaded the wrong version or have to look very carefully and hard for it

[nocturne whale]

hmm alr

[merry ridge]

chat, today im gonna figure out if the polehammer can be used like a rel life polehammer

they do indeed work

[plain brook]

cleanest decap ever

[hallow pilot]

Is there any news on the development of the game?

[warped apex]

it's being developed

[buoyant siren]

yooo brochachonachos whens the update?

[warped apex]

from now and until possible two more months

weird comp I'm working on

[hallow pilot]

Sweet lol

[fresh shell]

Ok so why is the one handed mace moveset so weird?

Its so off

I will learn this mace

[uneven igloo]

how are you all so good at this game

whenever i try to attack my guy just flings his weapon in whatever direction with seemingly no intent of actually hitting anything

[wide moon]

i personally prefer that one long stick with little iron ball at the top

idk how its called

easy to wield, delievers a brain damaging punch

https://tenor.com/view/braindead-cat-brain-damage-gif-583403308765934478

[near garnet]

You gufflenut

[wide moon]

who

[near garnet]

Member of the peasantry

[wide moon]

idk, maybe

[near garnet]

Poor people…

[wide moon]

you mean the village idiot?

thats me

yea

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-banging-shield-rahhh-thiccatina-gif-2077174781171827192

[wide moon]

this

[wide moon]

the best weapon

[near garnet]

theres no red circle with red arrows what am i supposed to look at

[wide moon]

oh my bad

[near garnet]

where’s the giant neon sign telling me to go fuck myself

[wide moon]

this guy looks hungry

[near garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-come-deliverance-2-henry-scream-kick-fight-gif-11309704695344774364

[wide moon]

i understood it only now

abbys is roguelike mode

only if we got rooms, meta progression and dozen of artifacts

https://tenor.com/view/isaac-gif-22556901

[spiral haven]

GUYS I FOUND HOW TO MAKE BUCKLER GOOD

Just hold LMB and tap RMB once and it stays out forward

[wide moon]

it is good wdym

its good as unarmed weapon

[spiral haven]

I used to hold both buttons and it would go around with the weapon

not protecting me and getting in the way

[rocky flint]

yo totally add a nightime mode to the game

[spiral haven]

now that i know how to keep it out forward it can actually protect me and i can actually use it like it was meant to be used

[spiral haven]

Why?

[rocky flint]

im sick of day time, very bright

[spiral haven]

Shouldn't be difficult with unreal engine

[rocky flint]

or atleast add a weather system you can change to make it any time

[spiral haven]

Not sure about performance

[spiral haven]

Seems not critical to the gameplay

Devs should polish critical things and not stretch out

[spiral haven]

The bots have always used it like this and i wondered why they are so much better with a buckler than i am

[spiral haven]

I thought devs need to make buckler good, turns out they already have

[unique bear]

The abyss is dark

[plain brook]

its probably my number 3 fav weapon

[wide moon]

1 hit - 1 vegetable

[spiral haven]

As a weapon specifically, or as a shield too?

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-heavy-yes-gif-13721721

[rare hearth]

bro has gore on 0 😭

[plain brook]

i always play maxed he just broke my neck

[rare hearth]

how did your cut not do anything

damn

npc dmg low?

[plain brook]

nop

[spiral haven]

because as a punching weapon it's good, but before i found how to use it it was getting in the way all the time and not providing any benefit

[rare hearth]

thats weird

[plain brook]

his buckler jammed the hilt

slowed the cut

[rare hearth]

oh

[plain brook]

you can hear a "tink" when i go to hit him

thats the hilt hitting the buckler

[white trail]

wobba

[plain brook]

right there is where i hit the buckler but not yet him

[rare turtle]

When will the game be updated, everyone?

[plain brook]

tomorrow

[rare turtle]

Real?

[idle crane]

anytime from now to march 31st

[plain brook]

ive still yet to see the physics wig out this bad again

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1460983795824984098/willie_yuck.gif

[rare hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/dcs-ah64-flight-helicopter-simulation-gif-25383470

[plain brook]

kinda want to make an edit where its farmer willlie copter instead

[rare hearth]

lmao

go for it

[wide moon]

i genuinely dislike when enemies spawn behind my back and come to me as silent as possible

[snow gulch]

i want to fight in the rain

[wide moon]

there are some risks to it tho

[snow gulch]

idgaf give me my

https://tenor.com/view/capcom-dante-vergil-vs-duel-gif-18109901622904238701

[snow gulch]

wtf

[restive barn]

hi

[snow gulch]

is that an actual map you made? didnt know you can do weather effects

[wide moon]

photoshoft

[snow gulch]

idk, cause you can import your own maps apparently, i saw one that also had clouds and when those clouds passed over it made it dark

so i feel like rain is also possible

[wide moon]

prolly

but jokes aside this guy is making maps and yesterday i think he asked what map he should make next

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-rain-gif-17584274753471103636

aura farming willie

[tame roost]

when is this game dropping

[wooden socket]

we should powerscale willie half sword

[fresh shell]

Broo

My game crashed

Right as i got to the baron

My game keeps crashing in the ultimate challenge what the hell?

is this a bug?

[dark swan]

disable blood and gore

[fresh shell]

Aight

[restive barn]

that was me

im the maps guy

[wooden socket]

Baseball bat of doom and despair

[fresh shell]

Now i have no idea whats going on tho

I dont know if im injured or of they are injured

[rare hearth]

chrome, port groove street to halfsword

[tough silo]

Wow

[fresh shell]

BEAT THE BARONY

YES

I DID IT

MOTHER OF GOD YES!

Do i get to keep the baron rank?

[tight isle]

yeag

[tardy trout]

has someone made a mod that lets you select Gauntlet weapons from a dropdown?

[tight isle]

theres half sword enhancer

you can spawn any weapon and even make them bigger or smaller

[tardy trout]

also would love a poleaxe or halberd, but without a metal thing at the end.. found a mod that contained a bo staff, but i felt strange to use because it was being held in the middle instead of at one end, extending the reach

[wide nimbus]

bros a virtuoso

[finite bough]

he's fine

[meager saddle]

slightly late response but literally any time from now to march

[sleek valve]

which npc player damage value is th most realistic

[meager saddle]

one of them

[spiral haven]

NPC missed

[sleek valve]

reminds me of that one scene in astar wars game where a girl hits the space inbetween vader's arm and armpit

[tight isle]

Ouch

[finite bough]

i'm sure he is fine.

[tight isle]

They blame my newfound crystal skull for all the things happening in town

[finite bough]

the image i sent.. idk why but its something familiar.

[tough hollow]

sa

[finite bough]

and they call me the beheader.

[ashen sluice]

What did i say about playing baseball with the neighbor's head smh

[warped apex]

well this is almost done now

[finite bough]

i told him.. either bring the ball or be the ball..

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-staring-instagram-gif-1916558834384561646

[regal iron]

is this a good photo or is it ass

[rare hearth]

fire edit

[rare hearth]

its good, looks like an album cover lol

[regal iron]

I also have a few more

[rare hearth]

oo nice

really love the first and 3rd ones

[desert acorn]

think I got Kratos from Wish here

[vivid shadow]

guys, if i beat the gauntlet mode, do i unlock the baron for sandbox?

[soft osprey]

Yes

[vivid shadow]

thanks dude

[hearty thicket]

Met his FateOs

[hearty thicket]

If you beat the gauntlet + the ultimate challenge you will unlock the baron

In my experience

[muted owl]

Ik they have blade and sorcery already but seriously halfsword In vr would be baller

[soft osprey]

Let’s allow some competition yeah? If halfsword went VR blade and sorcery would die

[bronze hearth]

youll get dizzy quickly

[hearty thicket]

Half sword in a full body suit that forces you to feel like Willy does

One of the ones that holds your body so you can get knocked over without dying

I would lowkey pay for that

[muted owl]

Lmao

[hearty thicket]

And I ain’t a masochist or anything

I’m too bitch to get into the real life shit tho

[warped apex]

I want a dubstep gun mod, That's the only thing I want

[muted owl]

Yes I have a vr ik

[hearty thicket]

I recently saw my step dad play through saints row and I don’t know what I thought it was but a dubstep gun in half sword would be silly

[warped apex]

You make me feel old

[hearty thicket]

I’m all for that tho

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[hearty thicket]

You probably are old bruh

[warped apex]

I'm only 21 lol

[hearty thicket]

I’m 22

[warped apex]

Old orange juice haver

[hearty thicket]

Yo

[grand tulip]

fossils

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-stfu-shut-your-mouth-slap-slapping-gif-8050553153066707611

[hearty thicket]

Mods

Unrelated

In halfsqord chat

[warped apex]

I counter that with

[hearty thicket]

It’s a banned word

Bruh

[warped apex]

Good

Very good

[hearty thicket]

You’re gonna be in the geriatric facility soon enough too…

[warped apex]

I've a year of youth on you so maybe not

[hearty thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1028463933650124820/1445602145855475843/IMG_2911.gif

[warped apex]

Don't let me catch you in 50 years

[muted owl]

You truly ain’t g0oning like a true brainrotted individual

[hearty thicket]

That’s a good one lmfao

[muted owl]

c1ty boy

[hearty thicket]

Who is this for

[muted owl]

John

John klerr

https://tenor.com/view/jonklerv2-jonkler-joker-gif-17800025600586779753

[floral vine]

dam it has been long since any updates or even wip updates.

New update date is out?

[remote salmon]

"i have no mouth and i must scream" on the top right one

[frank adder]

[warped apex]

Another 2 months for a update

Maybe

Hopefully

[vale totem]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1383488284398719178/1456358231000481894/attachment.gif

[small glen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945898196079616033/1281798851480784926/caption.gif

[finite bough]

and its a six! (if you guys like cricket ig)

[wheat gust]

like if you agree

[hallow quail]

I love the gore in this game

[misty gazelle]

the gore is reallly fun

[wheat gust]

sorted bro by cuts of meat

[finite bough]

yes its so much funnn done this for a while.

me too!

[finite bough]

@hallow quail

[warped apex]

another master I see

https://klipy.com/gifs/bow-like

[hallow quail]

Chefs kiss

[finite bough]

i am pretty sure this gives nightmare to people who really hate gore.

[foggy bane]

what happened to this game 🙏

[hallow quail]

There is no such thing as giving up in my arena you either leave the victor or you leave in separate pieces

[finite bough]

what happened to it?

[foggy bane]

no updates since 22/05 of the last year

[finite bough]

yepp.. i kill them (giving them no pain) until they are in pieces

[finite bough]

early access is about to be released ig

[foggy bane]

i hope so

[whole eagle]

im finally downloading halfsword again

[hallow quail]

Well considering the devs are trying their best to release something they feel like is a well polished version I think the wait is worth it. I’d rather they delay the update instead of pushing out something hella buggy

[finite bough]

@hallow quail@warped apex

look at his heart

[hallow quail]

Don’t get me wrong early access will for sure have bugs because what game doesn’t, but I think it’s important that we give the devs time to polish most of the main components

[finite bough]

and lungs

[hallow quail]

I’ve never noticed they actually have organs

[foggy bane]

thats true

[feral moon]

Willie's have no brain tho, it's pretty funny

[foggy bane]

i pray they optimize the game the best they can

[hallow quail]

We have a professional surgeon over here

[finite bough]

its so much polished anyway. it just need maps and better gore, and older verison of blood.

[whole eagle]

btw willie has (bad) cavities

[feral moon]

Blood you say?

[finite bough]

its there but it covered with there skin. and the internal is empty.. (its boneded with skin and skull)

[feral moon]

https://tenor.com/view/blood-game-gif-2243698555659987691

[hallow quail]

Yeah but it’s real easy to look at those things and think it’s easy because that’s all it needs, but in reality the gore system they have created is something unique in its entirety. So these small additions can end up taking a lot of time to work on.

[finite bough]

@whole eagle

[tacit blade]

Hello I am in the ultimate challenge on the final stage before Baron I Willie has broken both of his arms will they heal or do I have to reset?

[hallow quail]

You are cooked

[finite bough]

they really have bad teeths as well

[tacit blade]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[hallow quail]

Well considering the time period that’s pretty accurate

[tacit blade]

No embed perms

[finite bough]

it doesn't heal

[tacit blade]

This is so unfortunate

[whole eagle]

look at his teeth from the skull

[hallow quail]

no heals in ultimate challenge just pure raw fucking going on in there

[tacit blade]

It's too hard

[whole eagle]

i suggest running

for some

weapons

[hallow quail]

Just gotta hit them with that ultimate spin kick

[tacit blade]

Will they pass out if I run around them long enough?

[whole eagle]

you can hold

[hallow quail]

Or better yet hit them with a coupe of mink minks

[whole eagle]

no but they can fall

and you can if you put a weapon around theyer neck

to make them giveup

[tacit blade]

I can't hold any weapon

[hallow quail]

Broken arms or not RAISE YOUR HANDS AND FIGHT!!!

[feral moon]

https://tenor.com/view/zoro-one-piece-wink-smile-anime-gif-17606766

[finite bough]

someone stole his back skin.. couldn't be me.

[hallow quail]

So I see you are a man of culture

[feral moon]

I don't actually watch one piece I just know zoro does the three sword thing

[finite bough]

i have operated on his teeths before

[whole eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flight-reacts-flightreacts-yikes-shocked-gif-6414215169603726054

[hallow quail]

I take back what I said but you are alright I guess for at-least knowing him

[feral moon]

https://tenor.com/view/edwardstash-raiden-snake-sword-gif-27449611

Alternatively

[finite bough]

i watch one piece.

also operating on willies is fun..

[hallow quail]

https://tenor.com/view/best-friends-step-brother-will-ferrell-gif-4030364

You like gore and one piece?

[finite bough]

yes.

[hallow quail]

The gif was suppose to send after the text FUCKKKK

[finite bough]

its finee

[whole eagle]

i know one piece but i didnt watc

and i didnt suppose to reply to it

[finite bough]

perfect beheading. @hallow quail@whole eagle

[hallow quail]

We can’t be bestfriends but we can be friends then

[whole eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

[finite bough]

i took away his limbs.. dw he is still alive. (cause of no pain mod [I gave him painkillers])

[whole eagle]

who plays hotline miami in this srver

[hallow quail]

I’m wanting to make a new half sword video as I wait for Early Access. Anyone have any ideas of a challenge I could do?

[finite bough]

only kicks challenge?

[warped apex]

what have you done so far?

[finite bough]

drunken men on the ground here.

[warped apex]

I was watching a guy speedrun the game with a blindfold earlier on twitch

I don't even I could top that

[finite bough]

wtf

i have done no weapon challenge and it was pain..

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cantsee-you-dont-see-anything

[thick hornet]

should i play with vsync on

[restive barn]

for some reason the snow particles dont work

[thick hornet]

Bro is making the full game before it's even out

[hallow quail]

I haven’t done any challenges yet (other than on my livestream) the only thing I’ve done is beat the gauntlet and the ultimate challenge

[hallow quail]

This is beautiful

[warped apex]

chrome, I'd love to... Know how

I just wanna learn how to mod

I wonder how hard it'd be to make a trench map lol

[thick hornet]

buh

[restive barn]

i'll fix it later

[restive barn]

not that hard

[finite bough]

half the arena is full of blood.

[hallow quail]

Never play with vsync

[thick hornet]

okay

[wheat gust]

lobotomy (prefrontal, not transorbital)

[hallow quail]

I turn it off in every game

[thick hornet]

also which directx is better

[restive barn]

yo try my dragonslayer

[hallow quail]

@restive barn would it be possible to put a sword positioned in Willie’s mouth? Make him have 3 swords if you see where I’m going

[finite bough]

i did.. its not very sharpp tho.

[wheat gust]

what does vsync even do

[thick hornet]

vertical sync
reduces screen tear

iirc

[hallow quail]

It tries to sync every frame and ca end up causing visual issues

[wheat gust]

most likely (if you imply stabbing someone in the mouth) but you need precision

[wheat gust]

everytime i change my resolution it just makes every other button tiny how do i fix ts

specifically with hsenhancer

[hallow quail]

Hmmm I haven’t had that issue so I’m unsure

[wheat gust]

would this be a 🔥 movie poster

[restive barn]

nein

[thick hornet]

with a vignette and some effects, yeah

[restive barn]

not that it's impossible i just dont wnat to

[hearty thicket]

It would go hard for a Bar Shanty Album cover

[wheat gust]

what do you use to make weapons

[wheat gust]

maybe this so the eye is more visible

[hearty thicket]

Whole lotta red A.D. 1738

[thick hornet]

what are the differences between directx11 and 12

[hearty thicket]

To you and me?

[wheat gust]

children looking over a fence to watch the football game

[hearty thicket]

Your pc will either run better or worse

[thick hornet]

i have a 1060 if that helps answer?

[restive barn]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lXTnGylgU5M8I5-uh?invite=cr-MSx5elIsNDI2NzUzNTE4

[hearty thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[thick hornet]

i've been playing for about 50 hours total

[icy storm]

Yo when is the game out

[hearty thicket]

You must really love 720 p

[sleek gull]

#faq

[thick hornet]

i play on medium

[thick hornet]

1080p

[hearty thicket]

No later than quarter 2 of 2026 I believe don’t take that as true

How much fps do you get with that?

[thick hornet]

idk i play on 60 fps but i havent actually measured

[restive barn]

guys is ts tuff

[icy storm]

I know it's out. Q1 but when

March ?

Feb?

[thick hornet]

if i ever tried to play the game with those graphics it would genuienly explode

[icy storm]

End of Jan maybe

[sleek gull]

If you plan on playing Early Access at any level of quality, it might be time to shop around for deals on upgrades.

[thick hornet]

we dont know

[restive barn]

nah not really

[wheat gust]

how do you make custom weapons

[restive barn]

im currently running the game on cinematic

[thick hornet]

i literally have the minimum required for GPU but a worse(?) CPU LOL

[restive barn]

the reason why im able to is becaus ethe map geometry is simple

[sleek gull]

You will struggle.

[hearty thicket]

Doesn’t matter if you have less than minimum

[thick hornet]

oh wait

no

[restive barn]

https://youtu.be/H2z6A34lEfc?si=cFqEbpq18zgKbDcC this was the tutorial i watcjhed

[thick hornet]

my CPU is better than the minimum

[hearty thicket]

I used to try to run rainbow 6 with a amd fx series

It was not fun

[wheat gust]

tried spinkicking him but he grabbed my back mid spin and now we look like a couple ❤️‍🩹

[thick hornet]

i have completed the ultimate challenge before so it does work guys

[hearty thicket]

This looks like the movie trope where the bigger person who’s at a disadvantage in a fight doesn’t kill the person they’re fighting in order to teach a life lesson

[thick hornet]

"not now babe, i've got a sharp axe in my hands"

[hearty thicket]

We ain’t the ones on your pc bruh

Don’t use DX12 tho

[thick hornet]

Last year i had a 1060 (4gb) and 8gb ram
And a 5000 series cpu i think

[hallow quail]

Sad days

[hearty thicket]

I’m on a 10th gen processor and a 2070 super laptop

[thick hornet]

the only reason my specs are better now is because my pc now is a handme down essentially

[hearty thicket]

And I would still not use dx12 on most games

I don’t even use DLSS

[thick hornet]

what are like the main reasons on why

what is so different with dx12

[hearty thicket]

I don’t see any benefit on the gameplay end and my game stutters to no end because it hasn’t been adopted in most games

And the games it is well done in doesn’t make them prioritize making DX12 performance the standard

Or make it more optimized across the board

They’re gonna make the older gpus and CPU’s obsolete at record speeds

[thick hornet]

wanna know something
I checked out DX12
it used about 68% of my GPU
i then went back to DX11,
it is using closer to 45-50%

[hearty thicket]

Well I can almost guarantee nothing but fidelity changed visually

[thick hornet]

Yeah

I did see that medium DX12 looks kinda like high DX11 but worse

[shell bronze]

dx12 has differences in some rendering techniques and lighting and color

hence why the demanding performance

[hearty thicket]

I would recommend you shop for at least 32 to 64 gb of ddr4 and gpu before they skyrocket in price

[thick hornet]

i have 4 kr to my name

[hearty thicket]

4 krillion?!

https://tenor.com/view/krillion-a-in-one-im-gif-18283586406368826605

[thick hornet]

swedish crowns

[shell bronze]

thankfully i'm not poor and have a good pc

[hearty thicket]

Yeah couldn’t be me

[shell bronze]

so when ea drops i can max everything out

[thick hornet]

more accurately 4 sek

[hearty thicket]

Max everything out

[thick hornet]

4 sek is 0,44 US$

[hearty thicket]

You’d have to upgrade your neurological connections

I don’t believe there will be micro transactions

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-aware-twitch-forsen-emote-gif-25354609

[shell bronze]

half sword battle pass

[thick hornet]

Somehow i managed to run cyberpunk on this pc

[restive barn]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lXTBiabQntFFSdpmv?invite=cr-MSxJUzQsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=10

[hearty thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-depressed-gif-27279222

[hearty thicket]

Cyberpunk has become way better optimized

[thick hornet]

it was about two years ago i did this

[hearty thicket]

Absolute 180 from launch

Two years ago is when they finished polishing the game p much

[thick hornet]

it crashed a couple times but

otherwise

worked fine

[hearty thicket]

That’s more likely due to the outdated hardware limitations

[hearty thicket]

Does the horse like this

[mental kelp]

My manuscript for 29.99
Personal services 64.99

Welcome all

[wheat gust]

you know what would be really cool?

[restive barn]

what

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lXTStb9Goqm5ar3lf?invite=cr-MSxXem8sNDI2NzUzNTE4

[wheat gust]

if you could save the modified stats of hsenhancer weapons in OVRDTH

[mental leaf]

if the game wouldnt crash left and fuckin right

[wheat gust]

like you can change the size of a weapon ingame right

[lean niche]

Ultimate Challenge Crashing?

The fatal crashes in the Ultimate challenge are primarily due to an issue with a 3rd party plugin that is being used for blood.

For most users disabling blood using the blood slider in the gore options resolves this issue.

[wheat gust]

but it only stays there for the round and stuff

so if you use it again it goes back to noarmal size

[wheat gust]

if you could save hsenhancer weapon and willie modifications to loadouts

[shell bronze]

oh hell no this guy does house calls 😂

[wheat gust]

arm stab

[past abyss]

I FINALLY DID IT

i killed the baron

[mental leaf]

great. now you have to keep your blood on 0 so you don't crash out of the game and lose your progress

[vital perch]

decided to make a clip in @sleek gull's style

[tiny hamlet]

GG

[robust crag]

that dagger throw

[shell bronze]

he don't use 1h swords tf

cringe larp

[robust crag]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-tears-of-joy-tears-crying-gif-1795347642895926641

[vital perch]

observe

[vital perch]

eh you wouldn't get what i mean

oh shit wrong clip

@robust crag

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1457655633678569554/790B621.MP4?ex=69733499&is=6971e319&hm=ebebf01376c16c475f433d080dcefd67fe211c8cf2bd1dd4a83c6b3c8cef3245&

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-felt-hero-tough-tough-guy-how-you-felt-after-saying-that-gif-12464623776561746518

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[quasi tangle]

дарова чуваки

[shell bronze]

english only

[quasi tangle]

чего

[wheat gust]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lXUkkkhfLyhjnSLT7?invite=cr-MSxsaGMsMzAwMDg1Mzky&v=30 if you quadrupled your body tonus using HSEnhancer, then you can get a new swing animation

[vital perch]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349828735997837394

[quasi tangle]

i bad english

[robust crag]

https://tenor.com/view/journey-journey-guitarist-journey-band-journey-music-jonathan-cain-gif-11624502759858308612

[vital perch]

whats your country

[quasi tangle]

russia

[robust crag]

i need more videos man

[wheat gust]

how do i throw my weapons the way i throw rounds?

[vital perch]

practice

[shell bronze]

@mental kelp when you hold flat thumb grip do you put it against crossguard or below crossguard

[wheat gust]

yeah but like im talking about what keys to press

[vital perch]

say less

[shell bronze]

just got this shitass waster for 20 bucks and i'm learning how to use false/short edge

[vital perch]

shift + w to give the dagger more velocity

the rest is up to timing

[robust crag]

MOREEEEE

[quasi tangle]

я кароче пришел сюда чтобы меня научили играть вхалф сворд

[mental kelp]

When u thumb grip its can go on the blade or sometimes people do it sorta like on the cross guard yea

[wheat gust]

so like, shift, w, thrust (alt and mouse) then E/Q

[shell bronze]

got it

[mental kelp]

But the thumb grip I don’t do cause it’s probs not real for what I do

[vital perch]

Научиться играть на ней невозможно, нужно практиковаться. Попробуйте использовать тренировочный манекен.

[mental kelp]

Not a lot of evidence

[quasi tangle]

он же не двигаеться

это слишком легко

[robust crag]

@vital perch

I NEED MOREEEE

[vital perch]

Именно так, это означает, что вы можете безопасно тренировать удары в голову или в любое другое место, куда захотите ударить.

[shell bronze]

i'm training how to throw a zornhau miss/feint/fakeout into a short edge cut to the head or neck, then into something like donna to cover myself after and either retreat or continue

[vital perch]

one sec im talking to the russian dude

[shell bronze]

@mental kelp

irl btw

[quasi tangle]

я хочу ударить в то что движеться

[mental kelp]

gentrification

[vital perch]

yo what do you say for irl 1v1 once i visit florida

[vital perch]

Затем, на ранге простолюдина, парень в зелёной рубашке — ваша лучшая тренировка. Играйте в режиме свободной игры и не играйте агрессивно.

[shell bronze]

you'll be receiving counterfeit 9mm from a scrap metal worthy hi point c9

[vital perch]

i'll bring my daggers then

[shell bronze]

he think he can outdraw and outthrow a florida man 😂😂😂

[vital perch]

you ain't no florida man lil bro

[quasi tangle]

окей чувак

[shell bronze]

i dont know squat about longsword manuscripts and only go off of what fragments i get from this server

and yt shorts

[shell bronze]

you're not even a man ?

get a driver's license before you start talking big """lil bro"""

[robust crag]

DUKE GIMME MOREEE

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/solunary-neveah-discordia-discordian-discord-gif-27558502

[shell bronze]

couldnt even afford a new keyboard to play the game when your old one broke

[vital perch]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fine

[sleek gull]

Duke of Half Sword

https://tenor.com/view/baby-baby-boy-big-baby-thumbs-up-good-luck-gif-16905095

[shell bronze]

unemployed AND cringe larp

[vital perch]

@robust crag

[robust crag]

ITS SO GOD DAM CLEAN

[vital perch]

you'll be my employer in florida then , at most i'll probably die from electrocution

[white trail]

wobba

[shell bronze]

wobba

[sleek gull]

If the heat don't kill you, the OSHA violations will

[vital perch]

abbow

[vital perch]

elaborate

[shell bronze]

wtf is a PPE

[vital perch]

even worse , hospital bill will kill me

[sleek gull]

OSHA = Occupational Safety and Health Administration

[vital perch]

genuinely what is a ppe

[shell bronze]

hospital bill is a skill issue

just have good health insurance 5head

[mental kelp]

Look up fiore stabile turn for the Donna footwork if u don know it

It’s just a turn in place so that your back faces them

And the Donna will protect

[snow gulch]

actually crazy cool

[hasty bloom]

even more of a skill issue. just never get sick or injured or need a hospital or doctor

[shell bronze]

personally i do fallout healing animations

[hasty bloom]

i do the farcry ones

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-healing-gif-10111982961777208102

[stuck herald]

personal protective equipment (helmet, gloves, goggles, etc..)

[vital perch]

thanks

[wheat leaf]

Next bro gonna ask what whimis is

[vital perch]

you're goddamn right

[stuck herald]

wtf is a whimis

[wheat leaf]

DAMN im cooked it’s whmis not whimis

Workplace hazardous Material Information System

ppe and whmis are like two peas in a pod

[hasty bloom]

not if you’re a cool badass who doesn’t care about chemical burns 😎

[shell bronze]

looks like you can put yourself into this position after zwerch

[hearty thicket]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Es5UZzs82_k?si=mnDi8afeSYPUeAF5

i think the neo at the end here seals it

[graceful blaze]

ngl i think the game is never coming out 💔

[hearty thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/maya-winky-maya-winky-asmr-count-dracula-does-your-nails-penelope-penelope-frick-gif-10232535875060523082

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-vaughn-negative-town-wedding-crashers-dont-be-negative-gif-12345613

[graceful blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663110425340018700/1299433041546051644/uncaption-1.gif

[mental kelp]

Yea it’s real easy, basically the same motion as throwing a low zwerch

[shell bronze]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GggYBK-nCJk?si=v_XfzEORS74lsOoV

something like this if the other guy's sword didnt end up wedged in his neck

could hold that position and disengage

or back away after scoring

[wheat gust]

the way the blood flew when he got halved makes this look liek a cheese pull

[wheat leaf]

Who’s this Donna I keep hearing about, why did she post a di

Fiore woulda loved me

[hearty thicket]

i don na who you talm bout until i wonder why she post a di

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1432156363370532975/5A9A501.mp4?ex=6973624d&is=697210cd&hm=2f23a0a7feb245bd45af5e6d2a7d6c0cf01be9314b7927434384811840277745&

[wheat gust]

ignore him being in half and al lthe other cuts, i just do them afteri kill someone, but how did this guy die from a cut to the forehead?
it didnt even cut anything it only made him bleed

like if anything i shaved off a pimple on his forehead

i guess it hurt that much

[hearty thicket]

can we get steel pole with accurate sound effects

[shell bronze]

me when seemingly light and unassuming cut to my forehead from a full speed sword hits me

[wheat gust]

thing is it wasnt even horizontal

[wheat leaf]

The mighty forgetmestick

[mental kelp]

Do not shun the tag hits

[hearty thicket]

https://klipy.com/gifs/metal-pipe

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428567287299833886/AA237B1.MP4?ex=697382b6&is=69723136&hm=995b22d7a00019b0ed883ec0fcb29228e55ee2064550c7030faa09bd49b4923f&

[wheat gust]

like it wasnt even going to cut through the skull

the angle i was in when hitting him would at most remove part of his nose

[wheat leaf]

Ok mod idea: when ea releases and we can add assets to the game i need a metal pipe club that makes the meme sound every time i hit something

[hearty thicket]

i need willie to deflect a cannonball with a metal pipe

but it cant make different sounds

full volume metal pipe.mp3

[wheat gust]

grabbed him on the side wit ha little more grip than usual, is his body overreacting?

[quasi tangle]

дарова чуввки

чо как

[little verge]

The Soon is the soonest it has ever sooned though!

[little verge]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349828735997837394

[quasi tangle]

че

[finite bough]

gave him a mustache (don't mind my spells i am bad at english)

but i took away his limbs for that

[wheat gust]

this guy got both arms broken and disarmed, and he still doesnt wanna give up

[finite bough]

cause he wanna feed his family

[wheat gust]

he gon feed maggots with his rotten corpse

[finite bough]

at my burg, I take out every limb and gave it to there fam.

[finite bough]

@wheat gust like this

i do the chop chop

[wheat gust]

i see

[random nymph]

Was the demo de-listed then brought back?

[shell bronze]

demo was always there

[long dagger]

Chop-chop

[shell bronze]

it simply merged with playtest

[little verge]

No ping not poking the nest until release. Please check out the #announcements message

[royal arch]

No ping is such a good decision lmao

[hasty bloom]

getting Soon tattooed on my chest in hopes the devs find it a worthy sacrifice for release

also cute tandem head split!

[little verge]

At this point in time unless it's the release announcement we don't wanna get people hyped.

[zealous kestrel]

I hope my middle of the road PC makes the cut 😭

[wheat leaf]

Random question, do you recall where the list of voice line quotes is?

Like the list/translations sheet

[little verge]

NGL not at all lol.

Ill do some hunting they should be pinned somewhere.

[hasty bloom]

so there won't be an announcement date n it'll just drop? just tryna reign in my hype LOL

[little verge]

There will be a date announcement and a trailer!

[hasty bloom]

sick ty :)

[wheat leaf]

Bless, Ik it’s pinned somewhere but can’t find it for the life of me lol

[sleek gull]

Victory Voicelines

Thy bravery is proved, no need for more proof.
Let us parlay than perishing.
There is no gain in bloodshed.
Consider, ere the battle begins. The cost to both our sides
Seeking a thrall for our people's sake.
Hold peace, for violence earns but woe.
Let reason rule where rage might reign.
Let us chasten our swords in honor, not in shame.
Might we not find a path of peace?
Let cooler heads prevail on this day.
Speaking we of terms, not of swords.
Stay thy hand, good sire; let us stop this bloodshed.
Too much hath been lost; why lose more?
Turn we from this path, ere it be too late.
We seek no quarrel with thee, nor thy kin.
What gain is there in bloodshed?
What gain is there in blood spilt betwixt us?

Surrender Voicelines (Begs)

I pray, let me go hence unharmed.
No!
Mercy, good sire.
I cry thee mercy.
Be not the cause of my death!
For sure, I am at thy mercy.
Let not thy hand be heavy upon me.
Take, O God, my plea, and thy goodness, grant me leave to live.
Spare me thy kindness and forbearance.
Have mercy on me; I scarce believe!
For the love of God, do me no harm, but let me live!

Taunt Voicelines (Insults)

Flibbertigibbet.
Dolt.
Hedgeborn.
Wretch.
Knave.
Cuckold.
Buffoon.
Scoundrel.
Ragamuffin.
Coward.
Varlet.
Eggard.
Crikey!

NPC Damage Voicelines

Zounds
Crikey!
Barsh?
Darn!
Bastard!
Blimey!
Gadzooks
By Dunsparce?
Swine!
Egad

[versed latch]

[sleek gull]

Insults
Knaue - A dishonest or deceitful person, often used as a general insult for someone considered untrustworthy or dishonorable
Wretch - A miserable or despicable person, often used to express contempt or pity for someone seen as pitiful or unfortunate
Coward - A person who lacks courage or bravery, often used as an insult to imply weakness or timidity.
Bufoon - A ridiculous or absurd person, often used to mock someone for their foolish or clownish behavior.
Rogue - A dishonest or unprincipled person, often used to describe someone who acts deceitfully or irresponsibly.
Dolt - A stupid or dull-witted person, often used as an insult to imply someone's lack of intelligence or understanding.
Oaf - A clumsy or foolish person, often used to criticize someone's clumsiness or lack of sophistication.
Mangy cur - Mangy dog Cur is former breed of dog.
Scoundrel - A dishonest or villainous person, often used to condemn someone for their immoral or dishonorable actions.
Cuckold - A man whose wife has been unfaithful to him.
Lewdster - A person who engages in immoral or lascivious behavior.
Varlet - A dishonest or untrustworthy person, often used to insult someone's character.
Raggamuffin - A disreputable or unkempt person, often used as an insult.
Flibber de’gibbet - A nonsensical or insulting term used to mock someone's foolishness.
hedge-born - Indicates low birth or social status, essentially calling someone a peasant.
Hellewite - An offensive term implying someone is deserving of damnation or punishment in hell.

Curses
Swive - To copulate or have sexual intercourse.
By God's bones - A blasphemous oath or curse invoking the name of God's bones, considered highly offensive in religious contexts.
Zounds - God's wounds
Gadzhooks - God’s nails/nails on the cross
Egad - Oh God
Drat - Bother or “Damn”
Blast - Damn
Darn - Damn
Blimey - God blind me!
Gosh - God
Crikey - An expression of surprise.

[chrome jackal]

Leggo

[versed latch]

Bro stop

With the text walls

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/gohine-hohino-no-hohineee-gohineee-gif-17792172174678204487

[zealous kestrel]

Wahooo

[shell bronze]

i dont see a problem it's half sword and within context

just scroll

[sleek gull]

And it was requested. lol

[chrome jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-roundhouse-kick-murder-fall-gif-6805343826912238440

[shell bronze]

embed fail

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[chrome jackal]

Lmao

[little verge]

I got a single frame for you.

[versed latch]

Wasn’t complaining i was just annoyed idrc

[versed latch]

I wasn’t trying to call a mod on you

[sleek gull]

lol its all good.

[grand tulip]

THANK YOU

[hasty bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/dewayne-johnson-dwayne-the-rock-clapping-bravo-gif-12432228

[vivid shadow]

i just beat the 3 man wave on the challenge, and when the 4 man wave spawned, i got a fatal crash.... please tell me i don't have to re-do the whole gauntlet

[hasty bloom]

are there swords in game with a handle length that lets you one hand and two hand?

[vital perch]

@little verge on a scale of sn to sooooooooooooooon , how soon is the release date annoucement

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/you-guys-arent-ready-dave-chappelle-saturday-night-live-youre-not-all-set-you-guys-are-not-prepared-gif-19226538

[long dagger]

Fooqenberg

[shell bronze]

only modded bastard swords

[vital perch]

guys it's official , half sword will never go out of demo

[hasty bloom]

heard. was gonna try a falch handle since you can with those

[vivid shadow]

WHY MY GAME CRASHES AT THE 4 MAN WAVE ON THE CHALLENGE?

[jagged sail]

uh willie u good?

[shell bronze]

turn blood off

[vivid shadow]

ima try it now

[wheat gust]

dont make a release date, given it migth build up hype adn would maek the community angry if EA is undelivering

[little verge]

Having a date won't change that. It either delivers or it does not.

[vital perch]

true , just makes more pressure. though it'd be nice to know as much as i hate to admit 😔

[hasty bloom]

falch handle works even if it looks a bit silly!

[wheat gust]

especially because if something happens and you guys have to release the update at alater time the community would, again, get angry

[vivid shadow]

im boutta crash out of this bum ahh rng challenge

[wheat gust]

because like the release date was at this date and not the other and now they have to wait more because of an inconvenience because they expect you guys to be game development gods

but it is your choice

[wheat gust]

Dolt done unscrewed sire's limbs

[wild radish]

im willing to buy the game and dev team for three dollars. after taxes

[little verge]

We would not release the date if there was any possibility of further delay. This is why we stuck with the vagueness of Quarters till this point.

[wheat gust]

i see

wishing you guys the best!

[sleek gull]

The enthusiasm for the Early Access release is quite awesome. But don't sit around waiting. It will release when it is ready to be released. In the meantime, there are so many awesome games on Steam just waiting for you to try them out. Fill your time with joy, rather than anxious anticipation.

[wild radish]

no

[wheat gust]

just a quick question though, will the weapon maker have colouring?

and are we gtetting anything like that except with clothes n stuff

[remote salmon]

it'll come out at valve time

[little verge]

This is true.

[vital perch]

it'll come out same time as half life 3 then

just couple more decades guys

[little verge]

So your saying frantically checking for a announcement every ten minutes is bad for my health?

[brittle bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-angry-mad-cat-meme-cat-meme-angry-gif-8669760508966574789

[thick plume]

do you know letsgameitout on YT? 99% sure hes suposed to be a professional game tester or smt but he'd stretch your game to hell and back for you if you wanted him too

https://www.youtube.com/@LetsGameItOut
this man twin

[brittle bridge]

tbh if theres anyone who can break a game, its him

[sleek gull]

LOL Yes.

[sleek gull]

And Spiffing Brit

[brittle bridge]

is that your graphic card dying?

[thick plume]

add daniel larson to half sword

[vivid shadow]

why is my dmg is like on 10% if i turn off blood?????? also if i don't turn it off i crash at the 4 man wave for some reason????

[thick plume]

ultamate challenge is very broken :(

[vivid shadow]

it is so broken, im on the verge of deleting the whole game

after 110 hours

i finally decided to do the challenge, and turns out its not really possible

[brittle bridge]

you need to disable blood, idk why you would do less damage without the bloood tho, that i cant help

[vivid shadow]

im literally biting the armrest off my chair

[vivid shadow]

when i disable blood, all the sharp weapons become sticks

only maces work

[wheat leaf]

YO idk what list i saw the first time but this one’s got way more I never realized there was this many individual quotes, thank you!

[sleek gull]

No problem! Happy to help = )

[wheat leaf]

lol I wouldn’t have thought gadzooks dates back to the 15th century

[quasi tangle]

Hi bro

[wheat leaf]

Hi broski

[sleek gull]

Language is funny like that.

[quasi tangle]

я заметил русский акцент

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/sorryidontspeakitalian-spongebobitalian-spongebobwormy-spongebob-patrickitalian-gif-18339046

[quasi tangle]

какой италиан

долбаеб

[sleek gull]

My favoreite bit of language distortion, is the term "That Sucks". I recall watching a show for younger folks, and hearing someone say "That Sucks".

As a stand alone term, no big deal. But if you know what it is short for, it is a pretty big deal. lol

[little verge]

I am pretty sure it does not and has since been removed.

[quasi tangle]

петушара ебаный

какой нахуй италиан \

[wheat leaf]

Nah I looked it up it’s legit, derived from gods hook iirc

[quasi tangle]

реально петух

все давайте чмошники

чао какая

блядь

чао какао

[sleek gull]

This is an English Only channel. You are writing things all but like 2 people can read.

[quasi tangle]

че блядь

[little verge]

My recollection has failed yet again.

[quasi tangle]

на русском базарь долбаеб

[quasi tangle]

petuh ebani

так понятно?

[vital perch]

are we gonna ignore spiffing brit

[brittle bridge]

someone mentionned him and i agreed

[sleek gull]

Welcome to the Ignore/Blocked list Sir Non-English Speaker!

[sleek gull]

It was me. I was the mentioner. lol

[vital perch]

it was him guys

i wanted to pick up my sword

[surreal helm]

half sword

[vivid shadow]

ultimate challenge took me 2 hours, was about to give up

[robust crag]

how many people are getting picked to test?

[little verge]

Damn that is actually really fast, good job.

[little verge]

We will not be disclosing. 🙏

[robust crag]

awhh 🙁 i do hope i can test as im kinda bored atm and im just playing halfsword mostly

[little verge]

Selections will all be based on survey results.

[robust crag]

Will they begin choosing in a few days or will it be in the coming days?

[little verge]

I am going through responses actively, the rest of the dev team is in another hemisphere so when the sunrises for them we should start making selections.

[robust crag]

damm thats really fast icl

[little verge]

Soon is sooning.

[robust crag]

soon is sooning sooner then we thought

[sleek gull]

since the idnetification is our email addresses, it should remove any level of favoritism too! Unless your email address is the same as your discord name, which is a bad idea lol

So it is purely based off of the Specs they want to see tested

[vivid shadow]

(where can i find this survey)

[robust crag]

announcements

[robust crag]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1082232813698424884

[vivid shadow]

and im already doing it, thanks

[little verge]

Did you miss the #announcements message ?

[robust crag]

np

[vivid shadow]

i swear i look at announcements every day

[robust crag]

i do and then cry

[vivid shadow]

same, but i do it for 3 games

[robust crag]

i do it for 1 game i look at announcements then start crying cus no new messages

[little verge]

Yep yep, we will cross reference Discord accounts from the emails for feedback.

[vivid shadow]

i look at 3 game's announcements then cry harder every time

[robust crag]

we should buy the staff a coffee to keep them going 😄

or any drink they prefer

[vivid shadow]

ngl can't even buy myself a coffee rn, let alone others

[robust crag]

oh no whyy

[vivid shadow]

currently im a broke ahh

[robust crag]

I'll buy u a coffee

[wheat leaf]

I tried offering this a lil while ago lmao apparently pret much every dev lives in a different country, continent, or state

[little verge]

You can send it all to me and I can redistribute......

[robust crag]

Okayyy bet

Wait what if u just keep it all 😂😂

[vivid shadow]

yall can send it to me too

👀

[fleet nimbus]

holyyyyy lemme be apart of the closed testing association !

https://tenor.com/view/light-skin-gif-24011370

[wheat leaf]

International shipping gonna be perplexed when they see 2 dozen individual coffee’s being shipped around the world

[robust crag]

Send money so they can buy coffee themselves?????

Everrrr thoughtttt about thattttt

[vivid shadow]

nah, just send 1 cup of coffee

i mean, the whole package will be the cup with coffee in it and thats it

[wheat leaf]

Mr. Thinky smarty pants over here

Brought your thinking cap didn’t you?

[robust crag]

yes 😛

i did indeed xD

[vivid shadow]

what if they steal the money while delivering it 🤔

[wheat leaf]

If you’re serious about this dm me any info I’d need to shoot a coffee donation lol

[small glen]

Like this stuff

WRONG CHAT

FUCK

[little verge]

Nah man, you can support when EA drops.

[wheat leaf]

Aw ok

[little verge]

I still got you mate lol.

[wheat leaf]

I was hoping to find a method of bribery shaking my smh

[small glen]

thanks m8

[robust crag]

just dm me whe nu want support i have money saved incase half sword is over £50 so i have £200 saved up JUST INCASE xD

[fresh shell]

The baron isnt fun anymore

Too op

[robust crag]

how is it croissant

[fresh shell]

Fun for 30 mins then it got boring

[robust crag]

wanna vc and i can help you win trying to beat him?

[vivid shadow]

if you buy me the EA too, you're supporting 2 great causes ❤️‍🔥

[fresh shell]

I beat him

[vivid shadow]

i think he's using the baron, not fighting against it

[fresh shell]

Not fun to play as the baron i mean

[robust crag]

ohhh i play as tier 3

these 2

[vivid shadow]

i just got the baron too, but the swinging of that huge mace is so slow

[mental kelp]

@shell bronze hs7 as early access closed testers would be wild 😂

literally johnhalfswords domain to break things

[robust crag]

favourite weapon in yalls opinion?

[sleek gull]

How to reinvigorate a community in 1 simple step lol.

GG Mcwonderbeast lol

[robust crag]

Do i let him live?

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/its-hard-gif-21245058

[robust crag]

yes or no?

[mental kelp]

@little verge but what if my discord email is different from the google one

[vocal mauve]

I once was thrown by a beggar

Like smashed into the ground

[mental kelp]

How will you know

[little verge]

Staff and Longsword.

[robust crag]

ye i agree with longsword

[vocal mauve]

In the game? Thin sword, and a warhammer

[robust crag]

do i kill him or let him live tho?

[vocal mauve]

Irl? Can't beat a spear

[vocal mauve]

No

[robust crag]

thats not an option

!!!

kill or live?

[vocal mauve]

Kill

[shell bronze]

me when spin kicking isn't perfect

[robust crag]

@vocal mauve

[vocal mauve]

On the ground groaning isn't dead

He must bleed

[little verge]

It will not make a difference. We needed to weed out people who are not serious so having to confirm an email is a good first step in the pursuit.

I will be emailing individuals selected, from there I will get their Discord information so we can continue the testing and feedback process in a closed Discord.

[mental kelp]

I hope they block you from quick spinning so high dpi fellas burn

[robust crag]

okay 2 secs slic

[little verge]

Hheheheh that's mean, but funny.

[mental kelp]

But is it true 🤔

[robust crag]

@vocal mauve i think hes dead

xD

[royal arch]

Out of curiosity, do you send mails continuously or at once?

[vocal mauve]

Drink from his skull

[shell bronze]

on GOD

in fact, make willies trip when you spin them too fast

[shell bronze]

or implement some kind of dizzy mechanic

[ashen sluice]

Head check

Hmm seems dead to me

Sorry "un*live"

[robust crag]

stopp im trying to drink here xD

[royal arch]

Does anyone have any tips on how to master stabbing? I use alt, but I always end up stabbing around the groin, I can't seem to aim

[little verge]

No emails have been sent if that is what you are asking. Initial email should be the same so I will most likely send a batch email.

[ashen sluice]

Lmaoo

[little verge]

/stabbing\

[cosmic stratus]

So no yes head?

[little verge]

/stabbing

[vital perch]

@little verge hey , quick question , can you elaborate on the GPU series?

[little verge]

damn I forgot the command.

[lean niche]

Stabbing Advice 🔪

When stabbing with alt (with swords), pull your weapon in closer to your body as opposed to extending your elbow out. It's much more accurate and stable.

Alternatively If it's a two handed weapon it is recommended to hold right click first, then drag your mouse to aim the weapon. Then from there double click and hold left mouse (you can try alt a little as well but clicking is more stable)
This is a much more stable and accurate stabbing pose, and a proper halfsword thrusting stance.

To practice your aiming, there's two different ways you can keep your FOV.
Third Person- with Low FOV, so you get a closer view.
or alternatively;
First Person- with High FOV, so you get a wide view of your weapon and it's positioning.
-# note, this works best for polearms or two handed swords

[Watch This Clip to see it in action!](#game-footage-🎮🎥 message)

[ashen sluice]

Me too, spears ans pitchforks always go for the groin in this game

[sleek gull]

Your email will start off with:

Thank you for interest in joining the Closed Testing phase. Unfortunately........

[ashen sluice]

Mmm yes head but not attached

[mental kelp]

need the closed testing so I can update my manuscript with the real forbidden knowledge and so when it releases to the public it will be 100% correct

[ashen sluice]

😭

[ashen sluice]

Manuscript? Ur into ljnguistics too??

[shell bronze]

wait until the public doesnt know how to use it

[ashen sluice]

Oh my god

[shell bronze]

hes just cringe fiore larper

[ashen sluice]

Damnit i thought i found someone to yap about old english and medieval latin to :(

[mental kelp]

Leichmeister

[robust crag]

ERMMMMM

[vocal mauve]

RAAAAGGH

[robust crag]

SORRY

[vocal mauve]

They should add emotes to the game and make one of them the skeleton shield bang

[sleek gull]

Lecküchner > Fiore....Fight me

[ashen sluice]

Did he twist and go flying

[robust crag]

No bro has a sword in his neck

[ashen sluice]

Ah

That may hurt

[ashen sluice]

You willcnot believe this, but a lot of people did that back then

[little verge]

So there are two chipset developers AMD and NVIDIA. They sell their specs to various GPU manufacturers who then make various series (models) of GPUS.

Chipset will always be AMD or NVIDIA series (model) will vary based on manufacturer. For example my GPU is NVIDIA card made by MSI.

[ashen sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shield-gladiator-cat-meme-cute-gif-429057895502677860

[mental kelp]

fiore is only a secondary on my manuscript twin

Liechtenawer is the true art

[little verge]

You will not get a response if not accepted.

[ashen sluice]

We are the romans please give us your land

[robust crag]

my pc was built for gaming

[sleek gull]

Even better! Left waiting...longing for a reply...Devious

[lost bison]

Ah just like the job market

[vocal mauve]

I will believe this

I know this happened

[ashen sluice]

Did you see it in person

[vocal mauve]

At a renn faire

[lost bison]

I want to test halfing my sword so bad

[ashen sluice]

Spartan?

[vocal mauve]

Not spartans

[ashen sluice]

Centurions?

[vocal mauve]

But they had a mock battle with everyone who had Armour and a shield

[ashen sluice]

Ooh

[vocal mauve]

People were doing it quite a bit

[shell bronze]

he doesnt even exist

[ashen sluice]

I was joking about seeing it btw but thats really cool

[thick plume]

mcwonderbeast will playtesters be allowed to post screenshots????

[little verge]

If ever on the otherside of things you will understand. Not getting response sucks I understand but sending hundreds potential of thousands of rejections is more work then worth in the end.

[vital perch]

i just hope i wrote everything properly.

[ashen sluice]

Mcwonderbeast whats it like being an admin here

[lost bison]

I was just meming I get it, thx to y'all for expanding testing very cool to see

[mental kelp]

I am he and he is me

[merry prawn]

Mfs who play nothing but 2k, rust, brawlhalla, for honor, seige, and CS:GO 24/7 wondering why they’re so miserable all the time: 🤔

[little verge]

No it will be closed testing and be subject to media embargo.

[robust crag]

@ashen sluice

[shell bronze]

larp

[vital perch]

hater