halfsword-chat-⚔

[shell bronze]

i use spin dashes and kicks sometimes to get out of pinches

[faint crater]

im too lazy to find examples but i remmeber you doing some dodge sequences into combos idk

[shell bronze]

but a lot of stuff with this game is subconscious for me

[faint crater]

yeah

[shell bronze]

i can point it out when i see it but my general instinct is to isolate and not let them take field

[faint crater]

its like the holding the head of someone small trying punch you

[small glen]

holy fuq john longsword, wassup bro

[shell bronze]

or covering yourself when you get hit

[mental kelp]

He wishes

[shell bronze]

yo bro

my manuscript not finished yet but i post the occasional clip bro

it's been months bro

[mental kelp]

Wait for my video “My Return to Half Sword”….then count your days

[faint crater]

yo this is fire

have you given up the mace life

i havent been active in awhile

[vital perch]

i still use maces , just less

[ashen sluice]

um

[vital perch]

or i occasionally mix both

[ashen sluice]

why the fuck

okay

im asking you guys

[shell bronze]

he just throws knives after a few swings now

[ashen sluice]

why is

[shell bronze]

or throws knives in general

[ashen sluice]

WHY AM I STILL IN THE ABYSS

[ashen sluice]

???

[faint crater]

thats fun throwing knives can be hard sometimes

[vital perch]

keep going , and kill enemies on the way

[ashen sluice]

but like i died and got into the abyss that way, not the other way

so why is it making me fight other ranks

[wheat leaf]

you could say hes.. sharpening his repertoire

[faint crater]

shits frying me

[mental kelp]

U could also jot

Not

[faint crater]

only really play 30 minutes here and there but i finally hit 100 hrs

i need 200 more now

[vital perch]

i've hit 200 recently

[faint crater]

feel like half of my playtime has been just being silly

[cloud yew]

Oooh nice, i just hit 109

[hasty drum]

Think im at 26 in the past week

So not that much for me

[vital perch]

it's kinda funny and impressive how i managed to get pretty good at dagger throwing at 200 hours

2 dagger throws in a row

[hasty drum]

I just like throwing my sword at people then rushing them with big hammer

[faint crater]

you can get good in about a couple hours of diligent practice

its definitely hard though

[vital perch]

can you?

[hasty drum]

Ya I gotta do the ultimate challenge

[faint crater]

mb was that rude?

[hasty drum]

I still havent yet bc Im lazy

[faint crater]

i didnt mean any ill intent

[hasty drum]

Ill have to turn the blood off to do it so I dont crash

[vital perch]

nah its all good , just that it took me way longer than a couple hours

couple days of consistent practice

[faint crater]

oh oops sorry

[hasty drum]

I feel like ive gotten fairly okay

Starting to develop proper sword fighting techniques that arent just
Random bullshit

[faint crater]

well to be fair you're probably much more versatile than I am with the throwing

i can only consistently throw from one angle

[shell bronze]

i already did tf

bro is NOT special

[hasty drum]

What does "ragamuffin" even mean

Is it some detrimental medieval insult

[faint crater]

bro is out for blood tonight

[vital perch]

neither are you then

[shell bronze]

never said i was in this regard

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1462179693246808206/JPrayIPz.gif

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-typing-shit-atm-man-funny-tiktok-gif-6754206601808444804

[faint crater]

this is so meeee

[wheat leaf]

the ragamuffin is a ship in botany bay according to a shanty i once heard :D

[faint crater]

i love this dude

[hasty drum]

Counting or not counting Duke violence

[vital perch]

gotta get that 20k milestone

[shell bronze]

been out for blood since the day i became mod and could abuse people freely

[faint crater]

real

can attest

[wheat leaf]

hacking into the mainframe

[hasty drum]

Im only at 1,145 messages sent in the server

1000 in 8 days is shockingly low for me

[vital perch]

you've been here for like a week 😭

[hasty drum]

I USED TO GET SO MANY MORE IN A WEEK

Im WASHED

Like

Theres a server im in

[faint crater]

maybe its for the best that you don't get so many in one week?

[hasty drum]

Ive been there a year

And im only at 31k

[faint crater]

only

[vital perch]

i'm here since like june

[hasty drum]

Yet the amount of messages I sent last year

Lemme get the stats

[vital perch]

no wait i'm here since july

[hexed pasture]

when do we think halfsword is coming out?

i think hopefully within the next 2-3 weeks

[vital perch]

don't i recognize you?

[hexed pasture]

schedule 1 exploded about 6 months ago

[faint crater]

exploded?

[faint crater]

oh population and popularity

[hasty drum]

Only 183k messages in a year and 3500 hours in vc

Washed beyond belief

[hexed pasture]

my cousin was in the top .02 for the most amount of call time in 2025

[vital perch]

what no EA does to a mf

[hexed pasture]

he is online a bit too much

[hasty drum]

I do online school

So I have an excuse

[cloud yew]

i spent like 300 hours in vc i think

[hasty drum]

I tried sending 5 different job applications to no avail

[hasty drum]

Think a gc i had had a vc go for over a month

[wheat leaf]

501 messages sent per day every day btw

[cloud yew]

i don't recall my stats but they were paltry

[shell bronze]

unemployed people

[hasty drum]

Yes

[shell bronze]

poor people

[cloud yew]

even tho discord is my primary form of communication

[shell bronze]

they must be eradicated from this chat

[hasty drum]

I got ghosted by the NURSING HOME

THE NURSING HOME

[cloud yew]

school and work have been shucking me like cobbed corn

[wheat leaf]

they dont trust you around the impressionable elderly

[hasty drum]

Kinda real

I need to finish my physics class, ill probably do that this week

[cloud yew]

i just did some philosophy homework tonight

[hasty drum]

I like finishing my classes insanely early

But I also tend to procrastinate my work hard

[cloud yew]

i am a D1 procrastinator

[hasty drum]

I need my stimulant refill

[cloud yew]

i have been getting a bit better about it as of late, i actually managed to finish a paper a day before it was due. what relief

[faint crater]

shitbox with a tune

mb that was low

[shell bronze]

shitbox without a tune

broker than me

[faint crater]

not even i crashed that shit 💔

[hasty drum]

whenever I actually do my schoolwork and I take my stimulant I get atleast 1 class done by the end of 2 hours

[wheat leaf]

shitbox without a tune? yall mention my car?

[hasty drum]

Like a full quarters worth done in those 2 hours

[vital perch]

one more repost

[hexed pasture]

wait a goddamn second

[hasty drum]

Im just a glass cannon

[hexed pasture]

how did you pull up your discord wrapped again

[hasty drum]

Old screenies

[faint crater]

fella had that shit on lock

[hexed pasture]

aww

[faint crater]

its like that "weird flex but ok" meme

[hexed pasture]

lock is op kinda

[faint crater]

maybe i just touch grass

i shouldnt be mean

im sorry

[hasty drum]

My school had to tell me to "slow down" at one point

Like

Bruh 😭

[faint crater]

clueless is a bad influence

im blaming it on you

[hasty drum]

Now ive got a gifted program IEP so they cant do that now tho

[hexed pasture]

until it focuses on the crippled man instead of the man charging you with malicious intent

[shell bronze]

greatest influence

continue to bully people and put them down for no reason

[hasty drum]

[SWOON]

[hexed pasture]

i freakin love decaps

[hasty drum]

I love how he just curled over 😭

[hasty drum]

So true

I want more head injuries

[hexed pasture]

i just realized im tired as shit though

so gn

[hasty drum]

Like, certain hits to the head will cause posturing types

Stuff like decorticate

That'd be cool to see

[faint crater]

always forget sometimes people play this game cause of the gore

[shell bronze]

HOME RUN.

[hexed pasture]

i would mention a man who died in 2025 due to a brain sort of injury and went into decorticate but the last time i did that i had someone try to fight like 50 people in a chat at once and ended up getting banned so nah

[hasty drum]

This game has been letting me get pent up rage ive had for years out its peak

[faint crater]

wait this is actually funny

clueless being funny????

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-felt-hero-tough-tough-guy-how-you-felt-after-saying-that-gif-12464623776561746518

[hasty drum]

😔

Yeahhhhhh

Hey man
Those psychwards kinda stink when you think about it

[wheat leaf]

sometimes you just gotta let it out

[faint crater]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-alone-gif-11375996495065887435

[fallen glacier]

the full wooden paddle/axe weapon is internally referred to as "Shovel_A" and the one with metal on it is "Shovel_B"

[faint crater]

ahhh

[hexed pasture]

clueless bro

[hasty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-dr-eggman-dr-robotnik-dance-dancing-gif-10133662427093616951

[hexed pasture]

in all seriousness

do you go outside

you are

WAY

to good at halfsword

[faint crater]

he goes "outside" but he's really just in his bmw or in his garage working on his bmw

[hasty drum]

One of the staff members at the last psychward recited the "shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker" with me though that was cool

[faint crater]

i love how you just drop little tidbits about yourself randomly

[shell bronze]

i am chained to a giant tungsten ball in mcwonder's garage forced to play half sword and moderate halfcord

[hexed pasture]

damn

[wheat leaf]

some say he only goes outside on sunday to cut people off in LA traffic as a reward for his service

[shell bronze]

la??

[faint crater]

florida man strikes again

[shell bronze]

what kind of monster do you take me to be

[hexed pasture]

yeah no fr i see you in chat every time i come in and if i dont i scroll up 10 messages

[faint crater]

https://tenor.com/view/florida-man-chandlers-wildlife-alligator-gator-rodeo-gif-22660176

is that you clueless

[shell bronze]

if i step foot in cali i have been hypnotized and brainwashed

[hasty drum]

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
Thats why I play halfsword on company time

[faint crater]

i dont remember your car looking like an alligator

[wheat leaf]

idk you mentioned something about living in the GTA map

[shell bronze]

never once said that

[shell bronze]

it shapeshifts

[hexed pasture]

los santos has to be the worst place to live in

ever

aside from RDR2

[wheat leaf]

you clearly never been to sesame street

[faint crater]

what rockauto part lets you do that??? gimme the link

[hexed pasture]

actually i take that back

people playground

[shell bronze]

sorry bro NAPA

[faint crater]

fahh

[hasty drum]

Downtown Birmingham is calling, probably

[hexed pasture]

nothing is worse that what goes on in people playground

[hasty drum]

Gonna be so honest

Id fucking hate living on Kerbin

The constant threat of shitfuck1 crashing into my house

[wheat leaf]

damn napa supplied shops, always up to some freaky projects

we at bumper to bumper supply the true builds. like every Ford F150 duelly

[hexed pasture]

anyways im gonna get somethin to eat then go to bed for real

gn

[hasty drum]

I feel like a chud

Now I take NAPS

[faint crater]

night

[hasty drum]

In the middle of the day

[faint crater]

that's okay

i would take naps in the middle of the day too if i could

[shell bronze]

dually lifted squatted

[hasty drum]

Its just like

Why am I so tired now
I mean I guess im shifting my sleep schedule

But UGH

[faint crater]

did you recently start another semester of school? maybe its just that

[hasty drum]

I mean yeah but its not very stressful

[shell bronze]

the extra reach this sword offers makes for some very fun swipes

[hasty drum]

Im working on just one class at a time rn

[faint crater]

Idk i just know i'm shit at halfsword and should drop out of uni to get better obviously

[hasty drum]

Ive got that class at 50% fone

Done*

[wheat leaf]

theres a squatted Dodge ram i saw a few months ago fully wrapped in this black-pearl 'artwork' like its not even made to look like the black pearl it just has pictures of the black pearl on it

[hasty drum]

Ill probably get it done this week

[shell bronze]

funny tbh

[faint crater]

you say as you stab

[fallen glacier]

honestly a good choice

[ashen sluice]

bravestand with baron is a bad idea

[shell bronze]

i also say as i swipe

[faint crater]

i mean its not like i'm going to go anywhere with an art degree

[wheat leaf]

its original enough to love, anyone willing to drive a black pearl dodge ram has to be a legend

[fallen glacier]

truh

[faint crater]

thoughts on 98' dodge dakota

[shell bronze]

i hate dodge chrysler ram

[faint crater]

me too

my friend wants one but i dont want him to get one

at least that gen isn't as shitty as the others

[wheat leaf]

they can be kinda cool, but most of the time they are rusted to shit lol

[shell bronze]

if he want dodge get something that was not repo'd with a hemi

[faint crater]

aww giving em a little hug

[ashen sluice]

"shhh its gonna be over soon"

[shell bronze]

literally get a tacoma

or even a gm/ford equivalent

[wheat leaf]

Tacoma 🤤

[shell bronze]

tacoma and 4runner the two body on frame japanese cars i fw

[ashen sluice]

I GOT HIM IN AN ARMBARRR

[wheat leaf]

now see i was just rating the Dakota on its own, but compared to other trucks? im all in on Japanese trucks

Kei trucks are especially badass

[faint crater]

1998 2D soft top 4wd 5spd Rav4 🤤

[shell bronze]

ew

unibody and soft top?

[faint crater]

no

clueless

please

[shell bronze]

pick a struggle

[faint crater]

let me have this

this is literally my favorite non sports car

please

[wheat leaf]

i dont even think it was called the tacoma yet but my favourite is the early 90's toyota pickup truck, i think its just called the pickup

[faint crater]

yes old toyota trucks are peak

[wheat leaf]

top gear done dropped a building on it and drove off

[still brook]

Has there been any more news about the release window since the last delay?

[faint crater]

still first quarter i believe

[still brook]

Ty

[ashen sluice]

adrenaline is a fucking monster why is this man still alive? two cut arms

[rare hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-just-a-flesh-wound-kicked-flesh-wound-wound-gif-12275696

[shell bronze]

ANYTHING but an fj cruiser

[faint crater]

fj cruisers are ugly im sorry

i could never be seen driving one

[shell bronze]

and you think that rav4 isn't either

[faint crater]

rav4 is so beautiful

[heady mural]

rav 4 is just a camry with a raised trunk

[rare hearth]

rav4 looks like the kind of car that would be full of armed bodyguards

[fringe rivet]

hey guys

ive got this unreported bug

[shell bronze]

shoulder block

[fringe rivet]

for some reaosn when i kill someone and they kill me at the same time im naked the next round

[shell bronze]

go #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[wheat leaf]

WHAT

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-meme-buzz-year-copy-meme-gif-4668439001950303425

[rare hearth]

"unreported"

[shell bronze]

common bug

[rare hearth]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1432448886093647984

[fringe rivet]

its so crazy bro

no ones ever posted about it its so rare

[shell bronze]

bait

[rare hearth]

its literally millions to one

[fringe rivet]

yo the gta 5 map ported into half sword would be sick

[rare hearth]

hey do you know why my game crashes in the ultimate challenge

[fringe rivet]

call up the guy wqhos been adding those custom ship and colosseum maps

[ashen sluice]

i wish but no, you just gotta lower the graphics or blood

i feel like i half sword too much

like

i love grinding down their bodies in half more than slicing

[faint crater]

the toy story gif

i need it

[ashen sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-true-jgmm-toy-story-buzz-look-an-alien-gif-4124761452965141181

[faint crater]

noo the one of the shelf will all of them

witb the caption of "my willie is naked" or whatever

[ashen sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-meme-buzz-year-copy-meme-gif-4668439001950303425

[ashen sluice]

???

i think you're alone on that one

[hasty drum]

clopen

[shell bronze]

it was made

i just dont have it

[hasty drum]

WHY AM I NAKED NOW

[ashen sluice]

better question, why does he have a sword and is dressed like an XV century commoner

[hasty drum]

bc i was playing tier 3

[lapis cave]

happens when you win and lose at the same time

[hasty drum]

im having fun h aving me and the ai take max damage

[placid flare]

its radio silent from the devs?

back

[hasty drum]

honestly i think the greatest review ive heard for this game comes from my friend

the blood choking sounds are very accurate apparently

[lapis cave]

how do we know this

[hasty drum]

dont wanna give much detail but he got told by paramedics to do cpr once

[whole pagoda]

can’t believe half sword comes out tmr

[hasty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/update-delayed-lebron-block-update-block-lebron-lebron-james-block-update-releasing-3-2-1-gif-1010810542145176969

[whole pagoda]

it’s never delayed

its simply always going to come out tmr

[wheat leaf]

my name tray and i got a halfsword game tomorrow

https://tenor.com/view/trey-basketball-vlogging-gif-13595065

[hasty drum]

ultrakill chapter 5 early access walpurgisnacht rising tomorrow

i swear

[restive barn]

no

do you have any idea how laggy thatll be

[humble bloom]

dont worry chrome, once its actually legal for others to know how to make maps, you wont be solely responsible for doing it just to have your pc crash.

[fringe rivet]

i mean half sword is already laggy as hell i probably wont even know a differnce

[hasty drum]

dumb FUCK

[restive barn]

i mean i usually play my maps on cinematic

i guess it wont be laggy on epic

[fringe rivet]

how tf do you run cinematic

gng my 7800xt can barely run 1440p high

[restive barn]

most maps have simple geometry and screen space reflections

[hasty drum]

i can run epic at 1440p at like

70fps on average id say

at high i get 120+

[restive barn]

i get like 80+ on cinematic on custom maps although im not sure

usually its ;ike 20 fps on cinematic normal map

[humble bloom]

so half swords default map is higher quality or the maps you've been porting don't support all of the graphical effects that would bring performance down?

[restive barn]

both, they only support screen space reflections and the default map is higher quality

[hasty drum]

idk how to do custom maps prolly nexus

im just staringat my screen rn

i, tried going in for a swing

and the ai chopped my head in half in one go

i feel humiliated

im not even mad

i just feel stupid

😭

[restive barn]

idk twin here's my medal account https://medal.tv/u/chrome334 you can see my maps and clips here

what map should i add btw

[humble bloom]

The maps from sumotori dreams

[restive barn]

i usually dont add maps from other games but ill make an exception for u

what dos it look like

[faint crater]

just replying to this so i can come back to it

[humble bloom]

Idk they looked like this.
Its sumotori dreams bro.

[hasty drum]

neat im level 6 in the server

#443 apparently

[hasty drum]

omg

this game

fucking ow

[regal tundra]

Yooo

😂✌️

Beautiful

[shell bronze]

should've gotten 7900 xtx like me

[fringe rivet]

the pc was 1000 aud so it was a steal

about 700 usd

[shell bronze]

mine around 900 usd

400 for the 7900 xtx and 300 for mobo and cpu

[fringe rivet]

however the pc came with an i5 8500 and 500gb storage

thats probably why it was $1000 kekw

[shell bronze]

rest second hand and/or free

7800x3d and 7900

[hasty drum]

how the FUCK are you alive dude

[vital perch]

power of friendship duh

what else 🙄

[hasty drum]

there we go

i dont think that goes there

[shell bronze]

precision

[bold cypress]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[vital perch]

afaik yeah

[bold cypress]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[vital perch]

As Far As I Know

[bold cypress]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[vital perch]

[hasty drum]

i love it when people are actually kind and curteous about their questions and arent pestering devs

[vital perch]

when people ask when is EA access releasing i tell them "now" simply out of spite

FAQ exists

[hasty drum]

valid geg

(i have no clue where the FAQ is on the list maybe its not being shown auto)

[vital perch]

#faq

[hasty drum]

found it

its that easy

😭

[vital perch]

Half sword mfs when they have to look for faq:

https://tenor.com/view/crying-duck-cry-sad-sad-duck-crying-duck-hq-gif-15112898992734870208

[vital perch]

and surprisingly they have very good eyesight when they notice the delay annoucement 😂

[hasty drum]

selective hearing

[wide moon]

[vital perch]

another funny thing

there is like

146k members

and i recognize like 50 people that are somewhat active

[wide moon]

people usually enter the discord server to look for updates, i personally joined for that reason

or to ask few dumb questions

[vital perch]

insane status

[wide moon]

you just have to know what its based on

its elite ball knowledge

[vital perch]

i don't

[hasty drum]

greatest message of all time? asked to become the owner of the server

[vital perch]

elaborate

[wide moon]

can i send a link in this chat?

[hasty drum]

thats kinda jusy

how it goes

i feel like im atleast mildly active even tho im a newgen sigh

[vital perch]

even better , "pls give me admin"

[vital perch]

doubt

[hasty drum]

• 1000 messages in a week
• mildly active

[wide moon]

ill send you in dm if you dont mind them

[hasty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/beggar-mendiant-emoji-meme-gif-14766354842854086359

[vital perch]

i used to break 1500 a week

now it's down to 500

server's been very dead honestly

[hasty drum]

i love being in online school

i can just do fuck all, all week then get weeks worth done in a day

[vital perch]

back in my day people had thousands of weekly messages

[vital perch]

where are you from again?

[hasty drum]

server needs a revival

[vital perch]

ping everyone trust

[hasty drum]

i was born in wales, south wales, but i live in kansas in the US

[vital perch]

i see

i'm polish

[hasty drum]

small farm town life is something

[hasty drum]

my partner is polish

also

[vital perch]

nice

[wide moon]

alr you have closed dms so ill explain. For some reason gay porn is big part of internet culture in my country, usually its called as "gachimuchi memes" and my status is quote. "Without further interruption, lets celebrate and suck some dick"

[hasty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/delicious-polish-food-most-delicious-food-in-poland-most-delicious-food-stew-gif-17721373425529075853

[hasty drum]

THERES A VIDEO FOR THIS

WAIT

[vital perch]

it's not , i have message requests. if you DM me i'll see it

[wide moon]

yes, literally

[vital perch]

looks about right

[hasty drum]

https://youtu.be/Doc4cbqB-_s

[wide moon]

clyde bot says otherwise, but okay

[vital perch]

where are you from

[wide moon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tfQEY_4xxg

[vital perch]

strange..

[hasty drum]

its Japanese is it not?\

[wide moon]

Russia

[wide moon]

yes!

[vital perch]

ah , Привет :)

[hasty drum]

most diverse chat ive ever seen wtf

[vital perch]

back to half sword

[wide moon]

Privet privet, my slavic brother

[hasty drum]

disunited by nation, united by halfsword

[vital perch]

Полша my beloved

also a question about russian , how do ya'll pronounce ь when using it for example in ть?

[hasty drum]

slavic languages are equally incomprehensible to me as Welsh

[restive barn]

can you say llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

[hasty drum]

maybe

[vital perch]

sorry mate i don't speak chinese

[restive barn]

its welsh lmao

[vital perch]

fucking what

[hasty drum]

thats my language right there lmao

[restive barn]

you can tell by the double ls

the lls

[hasty drum]

i hardly know it because OF THE FILTHY FUCKING ENGLISH

[wide moon]

we dont pronounce it, its soften the previos letter. In transcription soft sounds usually written like (t') with ' symbol.

[vital perch]

what in the world is that word supposed to mean 😭

[restive barn]

ipa

[wide moon]

Sibirea is in my heart

[hasty drum]

its a town

[restive barn]

ipa transcription bro

provide me with an ipa transcription

[hasty drum]

https://youtu.be/fHxO0UdpoxM

[vital perch]

hm , alright

[wide moon]

the hell you mean

[hasty drum]

heres a guy pronouncing it

[restive barn]

do yall pronounce it somethin g like ty

like ty

[wide moon]

yes, something similiar

[vital perch]

i pronounce T as a T but with a bit of S and the end , so it sounds like ts

[restive barn]

google says it's a palatalised t so basically t with a y at the same time

[wide moon]

yes, exactly

[hasty drum]

id honestly love to see a welsh faction added to halfsword

[vital perch]

fucking hell the ь letter makes russian a pain to speak sometimes

[hasty drum]

the welsh fought the english for some hundreds of years 😭

[vital perch]

mods will do their job don't worry bout it

[wide moon]

theres a big chance for it

[hasty drum]

most welsh representation in history

[wide moon]

man, wait till you hear about ы and ъ

[vital perch]

i know about ы , it's just an Y. no clue what ъ is though.

[restive barn]

i think i tried adding pembroke castle once

[hasty drum]

think ive been there

i remember going to kidwelly castl

[restive barn]

cool

[wide moon]

ъ is like ь but it makes sound harder, not softer. Its called "hardness symbol" respectively

[restive barn]

do you know about ipa

[wide moon]

no

[restive barn]

also what map should i add ot half sword

[restive barn]

aw man

[vital perch]

hm , so i suppose РЪ is pronounced like a rough R?

[dusky zephyr]

barely managed to beat the game

[wide moon]

yes

[vital perch]

got it

[dusky zephyr]

after fighting with the baron for so long

[restive barn]

whats the hardest russian letter/letter combo you think is hardest for foreigners to pronounce

[vital perch]

i can try to pronounce it , i'm learning russian

[dusky zephyr]

eventually decided "anything sharp isn't working... beat him with a mace"

and 3 tapped him on the head

fun though :3

[wide moon]

let me think for a moment

[vital perch]

we love maces around here my man

[dusky zephyr]

jesus christ lmao

[restive barn]

what map should i add to half sword

[vital perch]

Add alchemyst in half sword

[restive barn]

bet

[hasty drum]

maces and hammers are so goated

[wide moon]

it does really depends of the native language, becuase we share alot of phonetics with japanese so it wouldnt be a problem for them to say something that a german would have problem with. But id guess it would be ЖИ becuase its 2 most untypical sound of my language

[dusky zephyr]

the jedi temple

[restive barn]

for englishers

[vital perch]

Ж is exactly the same as Ż

[wide moon]

no? it is very different from it

[vital perch]

how so?

[restive barn]

soon

[wide moon]

i cant describe phonetics in text. Im sorry but im not allmighty. It just does sound different, its much closer to J

[restive barn]

it's quite similar with chinese 字

[vital perch]

how do you even pronounce it

[restive barn]

like tz

but not quite since russian uses a vowel instead of a z sound

[vital perch]

so essentially a Rough C

[restive barn]

wtf is a rough c

i only speak in fancy academic terms

[wide moon]

ЖИ is definetely the way becuase И in this case sounds like Ы and Ж is also not very popular among languages

[restive barn]

russian's thingy is pronounced as [ʐɨ]

[vital perch]

also , i heard O is pronounced as A sometimes.

[shell bronze]

oops

[dusky zephyr]

I find that clobbering someone upside the head with 1-3 mace hits tends to do it

[restive barn]

both these sounds are quite cross linguistically but alltogether its quite hard to make for me

[dusky zephyr]

I was using a two-handed mace for it and it did well.

[wide moon]

yes, but thats a case in english so its not very unique. Its because emphasis have to be right on O for it to sound like O

[vital perch]

i see

[restive barn]

WHAT MAP HALF SWOD

WHAT MAP SHOULD I MOD INTO HALF SWORD

[wide moon]

dust 2

[vital perch]

where half sword alchemyst

[wide moon]

dust 2

[restive barn]

nein

[restive barn]

gimme a sec im getting the alchemyst map model

[wide moon]

map of dota2

[shell bronze]

why beg for suggestions from people who will never play these maps

wthelly

[wide moon]

i will

[hollow kraken]

why do anything

for the love of it

sometimes its nice to do things, even if no one will see them

i like drawing but i rarely show off my art unless its for someone

[wide moon]

true

[shell bronze]

that's not it

[shell bronze]

you won't

he's not even allowed to distribute these maps for the public to play

[vital perch]

not yet at least

[wide moon]

🙁

[shell bronze]

that's point i'm trying to make, not the maps themselves

[hollow kraken]

its fun to create

why limit what people can create by nay saying

better than using ai

[vital perch]

what does AI have to do with this?

[wide moon]

thats a solid question

[hollow kraken]

im just throwing that in because i value humans making things

[restive barn]

artists hate ai

[wide moon]

"Im so human, i very like human things, my hobby is drinking water"

[shell bronze]

because it's not the first rodeo

[hollow kraken]

the more humans making things the better

[hollow kraken]

you get it

[hollow kraken]

okay?

[restive barn]

im an artist of i think around 6-8 years

[hollow kraken]

im a simmilar time

[shell bronze]

@grok allow chrome334 and other modders to distribute the maps and guns that they have been posting consequence-free

[vital perch]

back to half sword before clueless ends us all

[restive barn]

Beep boop. No.

This has been grok.

[hollow kraken]

im by no far the best, but im easily better than any ai because I made it

[shell bronze]

i'm shitting on my boy chrome for fun

[wide moon]

@jarvis clip that

[vital perch]

"fun"

[hollow kraken]

purple :3

[shell bronze]

same way i banter with autumn

or john longsword

[vital perch]

better than pink

[hollow kraken]

the hate in your heart warms you now but will leave you cold and alone in the future

[shell bronze]

pink role graaah hurt me eyes

[vital perch]

i gotta whip out the pyramid

[shell bronze]

this here feuding carries no malice

[wide moon]

iths the way of showing love to the friends

[shell bronze]

do not assume my faux hostility to be hatred

[restive barn]

ts image istg😭

[hollow kraken]

me at the geometry competition

[shell bronze]

ts shit image istg😭

[hollow kraken]

ah, my apologies

[hollow kraken]

ts means this shit

[restive barn]

shit is a describing word for image

[vital perch]

it clearly speaks for itself

[shell bronze]

that's what i'm trying to get at

[restive barn]

[wide moon]

he have no squarrel with thee, thy be kin!

[restive barn]

yo why the FUCK is alchemyst gone

[hollow kraken]

thy braven be proven, why proven more

[vital perch]

tf you mean gone

[restive barn]

ok got it back

nvm

[vital perch]

fucking hell dont scare me

[restive barn]

it was some sort of bug

[hollow kraken]

i like how they used to just spell things however they wanted

[wide moon]

i think we need a staff weapon. Long staff that hits hard and easy to use

[restive barn]

i alr have

[vital perch]

there is a bo staff in mods actually

[hollow kraken]

the humble millitia spike stick:

[vital perch]

image so good bro had to cover it all

[wide moon]

without any blades or anything

[wide moon]

where!

[vital perch]

@restive barn

[restive barn]

chfome334 weapon pack 4

[hollow kraken]

the ever relevant long candlestick:

[wide moon]

is it in ultimate weapon pack?

[vital perch]

candlestick is such a cheese weapon

[restive barn]

nein

i didnt make that

[hollow kraken]

i like it

[wide moon]

i mistook you with other guy then

[hollow kraken]

they should add crossbows since they have an “arrow time” feature

[vital perch]

well guess what

[hollow kraken]

(top 10 coldest takes of all time)

[hollow kraken]

chicken butt?

[vital perch]

#announcements message

[wide moon]

how to use ovrdthr? can someone dumb it down a little?

[tight isle]

you wont believe this

[hollow kraken]

oh cool

cant wait to headshot the extremley annoying armor guys

[vital perch]

Ovrdth saves the loadout you currently have , you name it and then double click it in the menu to equip it. You must equip it inbetween rounds , by that i mean when you get to pick a gamemode.

[hollow kraken]

or staple willie to the wall

[shell bronze]

the joys of a brave stand

[wide moon]

do i just put weapon packs in OVRDTHR? or i have to install them different way?

[vital perch]

i think you can , i'm not sure though , never tried it.

[wide moon]

which menu? im confused a little

[vital perch]

When you press Windows + R , type in Appdata , you can find Half sword's files in Local (HalfSwordUE5) , there should be folders (if not , make one in the menu) , and paste the loadouts there.

[vital perch]

the menu that pops up when you start it up

[wide moon]

you mean the app?

[vital perch]

yes

[wide moon]

i think you confuse it with document folder and the app folder itself becuase by that path there only saves to be stored

[shell bronze]

those who refuse to give up

[vital perch]

like i said i don't know what i'm doing when it comes to adding custom loadouts directly one file to another

[shell bronze]

i know who does

[shell bronze]

@restive barn OH REPUTABLE MODDEEER

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-rider-coc-clash-of-clans-gif-24053135

[vital perch]

what loadout should i use today hmmm daggers or mace

decisions decisions

[shell bronze]

mysterious chip damage

[wide moon]

your bo staff is amazing

[fallen glacier]

half swordism

[fallen glacier]

have mercy on me, I spUE

[wide moon]

galvanized square steel

[fallen glacier]

from his aunt

[fallen glacier]

just a solid steel block there? Damn

[jolly gorge]

I made it to barron and all I got was a gold armor. 😄

[hidden whale]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-staring-instagram-gif-1916558834384561646

[hasty drum]

what

why are they fighting

[vital perch]

you had an insider and they found out

next time tell him to be more sneaky

[hasty drum]

gotta do the cia training next time

[rapid pond]

That aint a zweihander anymore bro

[vital perch]

it's an estoc

[hasty drum]

these GUYS

[vital perch]

what did i tell you

[rapid pond]

I would prefer the term dieciseis-hander

[vital perch]

sixteen hander is insane

[rapid pond]

"Pvp is currently out of the question"

The real reason pvp isnt added :

[hasty drum]

😋

[rapid pond]

Smh tryhards in a singleplayer game

[vital perch]

me when i join a pvp fight and see a dagger flying towards my face

[rapid pond]

You gonna show em your henry the 8th armor codpiece

[hasty drum]

[rapid pond]

Me when a join a pvp match and my oponent uses jujutsu techniques in my full plate armor

[tulip cape]

will half sword release this month

[hasty drum]

it would be so much fun doe

[rapid pond]

Yes

[hasty drum]

its releasing yesterday

[rapid pond]

Sacrifice a virgin

Its releasing in 3 days ago

[vital perch]

i already can do that

[tulip cape]

what about next month

[hasty drum]

its releasing in deltarune tomorrow

[rapid pond]

Sacrifice 2 virgins

[tulip cape]

obsessed o algo

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-fake-gif-7871202926367838366

[hasty drum]

mf got a prosthetic

[tulip cape]

the release is slated for Q1

[hasty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/update-delayed-lebron-block-update-block-lebron-lebron-james-block-update-releasing-3-2-1-gif-1010810542145176969

[tulip cape]

Q is the 17th letter of the alphabet
1 has to be referring to the month

so therefore half sword is releasing in early access on the 17th of january

we await

[hasty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-rigby-cat-rigby-the-cat-silly-silly-cat-gif-1731118170300952818

[shell bronze]

the grab button:

unironically people forget you can just grab and instantly nullify the momentum of any moving object or limb

[vital perch]

the problem is reaction time

[shell bronze]

my boy if i see you pull out your dagger or wind up for no reason my finger is instantly going to the Q button

[shell bronze]

grabbing would also be a strong counter against spin kicks

[vital perch]

true

[shell bronze]

grab leg and reverse spin to throw them off balance entirely

high tech half sword fistfighting

[vital perch]

but like i said all counters must be perfectly timed

[hasty drum]

what is the method for this

what is like

do you hit the release button the moment you swing down

[vital perch]

because if you don't catch the dagger flying at you it will chop your hand off

[shell bronze]

with the grabbing in this game there might as well be infinite timing

[vital perch]

practice

and practice

[shell bronze]

it's an automatic magnetic grab and the window for grabbing lasts for as long as you mash it

[vital perch]

it's all about timing

[rapid pond]

Q and e button vs ai with spear for some reasons

Cant wait AT ALL for the better structure we'll have in ea

[hasty drum]

most ive been able to do is kinda knock people off balance with a massive sword thrown at them followed up with a hammer crushing their skull in

[rapid pond]

Our willie cannot hold a sword at all

[vital perch]

hold it with your hand then

[shell bronze]

our willie has absolutely no structure

[vital perch]

[shell bronze]

noodle arms and wet cardboard wrists

[hasty drum]

well i dont think thats the right appendage to use

[shell bronze]

wait until you can do one-handed snap cuts

[vital perch]

i love half swording my willie

[hasty drum]

my willie is the best at half swording

we should swordfight with our willies

[vital perch]

was about to suggest that

[hasty drum]

great asses shit alike

[vital perch]

how does that work if you're a girl tho

[shell bronze]

all i ask for is the ability to swing with remotely as much firmness as i do irl

[hasty drum]

transfem

[rapid pond]

Willie not being able to even rest the sword on his shoulder whithout it jerking left and right is crazy

[vital perch]

fair enough

[vital perch]

aren't swords irl like 3-4 lbs at most

[rapid pond]

Even less for some

[shell bronze]

and the fact that he swings a 1h sword with such horrible form and edge alignment

[hasty drum]

surprisingly ive never held a sword

[vital perch]

don't forget the shitty 1h autoparry

[hasty drum]

ive had more guns in my hands than swords unless we count really fucking big knives

[rapid pond]

And doesnt know how to stop when swinging a 2h one

[shell bronze]

one handed swords like sabers and messers could even go to sub-1lbs

[shell bronze]

literally

[rapid pond]

The barons zweihander feels like a waraxe

Thing weights like 600kg

[shell bronze]

i have to manually flick back on my sword to keep my wrists straight after a cut

[vital perch]

you know you're fucked when a sword deals blunt damage

[shell bronze]

can't do a good shomen-uchi

[vital perch]

a what

[rapid pond]

I let go of the click when using a small 2h, somehow stops it but doesnt autoparry so i get mushed afterward

[visual briar]

fellas

[rapid pond]

All my fellas

[vital perch]

piano

[rapid pond]

All my fellas

[visual briar]

how feasible would it be to make invisible swords and launch them at a willie

[rapid pond]

[visual briar]

i know the answer to that question but i need validation

[hasty drum]

one thing thatd honestly be baller is keybind changes

[vital perch]

i can launch daggers i suppose

[visual briar]

perchance

sukuna mod

[vital perch]

i like it the way it is imo

[hasty drum]

i have 2 extra buttons on the side of my mouse that if i could bind a grab to one of them would be great

[vital perch]

but keybind changes would be nice

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1444232214622634124/75AAF91.MP4?ex=696f3210&is=696de090&hm=d2674ad03db6b75b1485962fe6b06fedf4b072779f0ba898d2b210f31a5f26b2&

[rapid pond]

Only key i would really change are the grabs to thumb buttons

[hasty drum]

yeah

those be the ones i mean

[visual briar]

the question is

how would one launch a sword

sideways

[shell bronze]

you can launch swords with mods but idk about invisible

[hasty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-yachty-censored-not-drake-tech-support-gif-8658410013845332703

by launching it sideways

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428847781543415848/summon_sword_circle.mp4?ex=696f41f1&is=696df071&hm=beeb02680f10a8fda848949f36c5a8dd82ab7dda4b414a02c321ccb8c560c9d5&

[median parrot]

Do anyone know when the game comes out?

[vital perch]

now

[white trail]

wobba

[vital perch]

read #faq

[median parrot]

Today?

[vital perch]

yes

[shell bronze]

misinformation

[visual briar]

close nuff

[shell bronze]

i should ban you for this bs

[median parrot]

Yay

[visual briar]

impossibly thin model

[vital perch]

but you won't

[shell bronze]

don't tempt me

[vital perch]

ok 😔

[visual briar]

and you launch the funny

[hasty drum]

2 hours

https://tenor.com/view/update-delayed-lebron-block-update-block-lebron-lebron-james-block-update-releasing-3-2-1-gif-1010810542145176969

[visual briar]

and clear entities after launch

[median parrot]

Nice

[visual briar]

but like

how sideways

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmmmmm-hmmmmmm-hmmmm-hm-hmm-gif-2339932555530048784

[vital perch]

embed fail

[visual briar]

damn no gif perms

[shell bronze]

or mod super transparency in

[visual briar]

😔

[visual briar]

maybe just like

a really wide sword

instead of sideways

ah well off to cheat engine and suffering bye chat

sukuna coming to a store near you

[shell bronze]

if our modders could put a gun into the game (and not release it to the world) they can do that

[shell bronze]

ue5 unlocker is another option

[vital perch]

someone already did actually

[shell bronze]

fully aware. hence why i put the parentheses

[vital perch]

fair

[hasty drum]

i love pinning them in the corners and just pounding them with my hammer

[visual briar]

i miss the gun mod

in that one all in one thing

[shell bronze]

i see

[visual briar]

wowza

[shell bronze]

i didnt know we were on that type of timing

[vital perch]

freaky sword

[shell bronze]

freak sword

[vital perch]

@visual briar

me when i half my sword

[celest smelt]

how the hell did I get almost exclusively shoes in an abyss run

[vital perch]

gotta look fresh even in the abyss

[shell bronze]

the new jordans

[celest smelt]

I summon, 8 pairs of them georges

[visual briar]

I NEED THAT LIKE I NEED WATER

[vital perch]

🔥

[hasty drum]

dude please send me this mod 😭

[vital perch]

cant , not allowed to

[hasty drum]

whats the reasoning behind no gun mod

[vital perch]

isn't this bocchi

[hasty drum]

yeh

[celest smelt]

that is amazing

[vital perch]

developers forbid me from sharing mods

[vital perch]

ryo yamada my beloved

[celest smelt]

bwaa

[shell bronze]

they are modifying the game in ways not allowed by our great overlords

[hasty drum]

[shell bronze]

god bless their souls for they will be the first to get struck down

[hasty drum]

i need to pop a cap in willie

[shell bronze]

actual mid taste

kita my goat

nijika cool too

[vital perch]

i have a fondness for blue hair

[harsh moon]

absolute cinema

[hasty drum]

im just putting my mouse to 9000 dpi and spin kicking mfs

i think i can go to 20k

[visual briar]

so

never done anything with ue anything

perchance ue5 unlocker will just hand over the addresses i need like its candy?

[shell bronze]

no idea

[visual briar]

😭

[shell bronze]

you'll have to ask #modders-guild-hall

[visual briar]

i meaaannn if you have the mod team role

would you have certain knowledge that could help

[buoyant apex]

wobba

[shell bronze]

people like @grave pier might know

[visual briar]

in finding addresses without needing to sift through cheat engine

[shell bronze]

i only know how to use enhancer/trainer and that's it

[visual briar]

ill add him to the list of askthisguystuff

[visual briar]

ah, the trainer

does that still work

like not the enhancer

the other one

with the projectile shooter

is that open source

[shell bronze]

both work

iirc open source because john half sword made his own version for his crazy clips and content

[visual briar]

oh yeah it has a projectile shooter

lemme take a look

[hasty drum]

holy shit willie just broke my necvk

i tried spinning, he grabbed my head, i kept spinning

and it was wraps

oh my god willie

26k dpi is an experience

[shell bronze]

i recall now

invisible weapons are possible

[visual briar]

poggers

[shell bronze]

john half sword has posted a few clips of his invisible polearm

cant find it nor do i have it on hand but it is indeed possible

[visual briar]

import model stuff

though i have an idea

involving the thing with the main menu

how you can punch the willy

like click and it does damage

[hasty drum]

that doesnt look very healthy

[late phoenix]

Hey clueless

Check general

[shell bronze]

i dont see anything crazy

what

[buoyant apex]

WHAT THE FUCK, I NEED THIS MOD

I need it asap for real 😭

[restive barn]

yo how come YOU have the mod but I DONT

[vital perch]

i dont , i took the video to ragebait pinks

[restive barn]

[restive barn]

i think i know how

[vital perch]

whats in there

[tight isle]

everyone knows that you get a buff if u play while listening to vocaloid

[restive barn]

i made alchemyst map but for some reason everything is white

[vital perch]

textures

bring textures

[restive barn]

i did

[vital perch]

can you edit colors

[restive barn]

yes but all the individual parts are exported as individual meshes

[buoyant apex]

I dont know shit about why devs forbid to share mods but this pistol mode is crazy and so cool

[spice minnow]

my character was hyperventilating non stop for some reason even with no armor, perfectly still and not holding a weapon

[vital perch]

a bug

pretty well known

[spice minnow]

o

[frank scarab]

I think i see smth

Hol up lemme darken the image real quick

Zoomed in a lil btw

[median parrot]

Has the game come out?

wouldnt it come out now?

[tame thicket]

Q1 goes all the way to the end of March

[median parrot]

Other people said it would come out today?

[tame thicket]

And you were gullible enough to believe it 🙂