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you just sat him down
Even the music is the same...
so desperate for halfsword i started playing kcd2
I was doing abbyss
Clean slice to the neck on black armor boss
HE IS STILL ALIVE
All the way through his neck
lucky luke but medieval
whats lucky luke?
right on = )
you see he backs away in fear
hai! i use it to refer to kendo and kenjutsu drills
That was one half of his usage of the stance, it’s started low(in terms of body position, like crouched or lowered down) and either used with one hand kept on the blade for a close thrust or drawing cut, or suddenly snapped down into an overhead, singlehanded strike. I think he referred to it as the ‘beast stance’
So japan got drill now
I see
similar to fool's guard/gedan it's more of a concept overall imo
the idea is to be ready for powerful and explosive movements
seki's stance appears to be geared for versatility and readiness for grapples and opponents who are pressing him
i might start incorporating it
Ultimate challenge
Oh ok
But yes that too
I like the stance called "bullshido" or something
That makes sense, maybe I’ll try researching the forms more closely and get some better answers as to what exactly I mean, and after watching his full explanation of the forms it seems that my idea of the rapid overhead swing is much much less common than when it’s used with maintained hold of the blade
Much easier to keep my arms intact with a shield on my left arm but it takes 3 wins to even have a chance to get that
Like this
Well you will easily learn those 3 wins after loosing for some amount of time
Anyways
Yeah I’ve gotten up to soldier with reasonable consistency
It’s just keeping both arms intact
issue with this is that you piss away what little reach you have
Is there a way to disable the auto-parry? I'm really tired of my sword magnetizing away from my enemy.
treat it as more of a mid-fight action that you do when the enemy is/gets close and a grapple ensues
Facts
I see, nice! I ask because I’m in a funny spot - I don’t know any kendo/kenjutsu, but I know my fair share of Japanese (because my gf is Japanese). I’m still very much in the learning phase, but it’s funny when running into words that suddenly makes sense
Fun fact; the meaning of the characters for kendo/剣道 is literally sword path 😆
it's funner of a fact when you realize kendo barely qualifies as actual swordplay and falls more under a sport
Who is Parry?
someone only cool people know
Then im not cool
I love mgs
Why he sound like a goblin
kiai
aka you gotta make noises when you attack
Yea but not oblivion goblin noises
let the man do his thing
I just wondered - what’s the difference between kendo and kenjutsu? Do/道 = path, jutsu/術 = technique, so meaning is basically the same
kendo is something among the lines of a point-scoring sport that just happens to use a shinai to score
adds power
+5 to strength
kenjutsu is the umbrella term for actual swordplay (oftentimes involving katana or a replica for training)
Nostalgia at its finest. Gamers will enjoy this :)
I see, thanks!
feel like the game needs a fear slider that determines how much willpower to fight opponents have
opponents do have a random personality system that dictates aggression and will to fight
Stab stab stab
I love aggressive Willies being bumped into the wall after they run on you
I'm new. How do I play the other game modes besides the "abyse" ?
So basically the active making of a grunt or other noise tenses your core and chest, thus giving stronger form
It’s why boxers always let out a small hiss or exhale during attacks, and also to ensure you keep breathing properly
Same reason across basically all physical sports and martial arts
Except taekwondo, idk what they screaming about
wobba
removed brother's entire leg, refused to concede, it took me removing an arm for this guy to finally surrender
Has there been any update on a release date other than Q1 2026?
NOOOOOOOOO
ok word
About to scare the opponent
And make pressure on him
Maybe
i love spin slash
half sword blood so good
It could be better
It's weirdly spherical
But it's also getting completely overhauled
i been playing the playtest recently and all the little changes are super interesting
Nah I just said that as a joke cause taekwondo tends to have the most overly exaggerated noises, but it’s for the same purpose
hi
picking up items isn't completely reliable and getting up is worth fuckall but honestly i prefer the swing sounds and the physics are a bit funnier
Willie AI is fucking evil though
even more terroristic than the demo
fr bro lmao
Getting up can be worthwhile in armor tiers, Willie will miss like 8 swings in a row then nail you in the head lmao
i gotta try the later tiers at some point, i usually like dicking around on the first four
something about the way fights can end so quickly on commoner is super satisfying
to be honest most of my time on half sword is on the gauntlet because i kinda lowkey suck and use it to try to get better lmao
the free mode would probably be better for that tho
MAA and especially Knight can take too long
Veteran is around the best balance
i like militia and veteran yeah
the light hatchet is super fun on peasant though
prolly my favorite weapon
bro has his own gravity
When's the new update wasn't it sopost to be last month???
They must of figured out online multi-player😂😂💀
press "play demo" to play the selected mode, there are two modes, free mode and gauntlet. the abyss is a seperate button at the bottom.
Just play the game for 1000 hours then you'll be good at blocking
lowkey do yall know any good halfsword combat guides
im almost exactly 60hrs in and i still feel ass at the game
uhh
no
but for commoner rank i like to just run at the opponent with a stab
its fun
Ruby+ on the youtubes is pretty good
ok thanks
He has a good video about how to deal with different weapon types using a sword, which I particularly suggest. Watching the short videos posted here can also help.
alr
or learn yourself
One thing I will say though is to find a combat style that fits you rather than copy people verbatim
Wailing repeatedly on someone is also historical, so I dont disagree
i like clashes
also putting people in holds
e.g i usually kill the first big fuck by blocking his overhead with the candleholder and then overpower him and cut his throat with the spike on the bottom of it
knight fights being more like wrestling matches 😤
YEAH
i fuck with that heavy
it becomes glorious when you get to like
full armored fights
When game
because its just you putting someone in a hold and kicking their shit in
and trying to force your weapon in their little armor gaps
fuckin stabbed beggar boss right in the heart with the big candlestick
instant win jesus
placon is
also thing i noticed on beggar boss for when you get shit weapon rng is that there-s always a big knife inthe middle of the arena so you can always get an instakill on his ass if you know how to use knif
game will delay until april 1st. the very first day of quarter 2. it has been foretold by the oracles
everyone who asks adds another day until release
the early access april fools day shadow drop will be legendary
It wont sice you spoilered
makes sense
chat is this w aurafarming
stop playing with your willie like that
i dont care what anyone says hatchet is peak
nobody will disagree, hatchets goated
maybe we couldve uh... worded that differently no?
it needs a nerf lowk
wdym the in game npcs are called willie
what's weird about that
yeah but...
the good part about it being PVE only is that balancing is completely based on realism
so all the OP weapons are for the most part, historically OP also
whys the halberd kinda mid
cause yer using it wrong, its goated
oh
historically accurate :)
that is an extraordinarily stylish hat
which vendor did you purchase it from
pret sure its a glitch
i just saved loadout w halfsword enhancer, which typically randomizes the colors but this time both the gambeson and hat went WAY more black than default
it looked sick so i had to save it immediately tho lmao
wait THATS the halberd?
what'd you think it was?
oof i just made a guy's neck snap by knocking his head into his shield
fuckin brutal
immediately died 💀
i kinda feel bad when i snap his neck and he doesnt surrender or scream or nothing he just falls limp and lays there
I love terrorizing commoners
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got a new trophy
yo why is the chat dead rn
People might have something to do
idea for a self-imposed challenge in abyss:
You have to ditch your current weapon after every battle and rely on your enemy's own; by battle I mean a bout between however many enemies there is at any time
so if there's 3 willies and you kill 1 you don't have to ditch your weapon but you have to once you've killed all 3
even if you see another willie in the distance running at you
it is friday evening
and for europeans it's already saturday
love when this happens
i hate playing armorless in mid-tier so much cro
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i take it back
this is highkey good training
especially for distance
idk if its more my fault or more the game’s fault (prolly mine) but either way i find it really difficult to accurately gauge distance
I did a art
they call me fisticuffs
you just minos primed that first willie
hey anyone know how to fix halfsword crashing bug
i have medium settings capped at 90 fps
with high end pc
and it still wont fix it
wwe but its halfsword
neither
im in the great champion of knight
so you crash when you reach knight?
what the hell kinda wwe move was that
no the fight to get out of knight, and its during the fight
oh so during the boss
yeah
Any tips for 3rd grete champion
ill be mad close to killing him and the game crashed
It feels like every time I fight him he just finds a way to eat my butthole
what does the crash say
it says that unreal engine 5 has stopped working
im not sure
disable blood; you can keep gore on
i just know that blood sometimes causes crashes
then re-enable after you're done
if it was blood why would it only be happening during the knight boss though?
hell if I know, this demo is capricious as fuck
true
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
did his neck snap?
his spine broke
heyo i just rejoined but ive been practicing actual combat rather then swinging blindly but im still a noob https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lVEwrZQCgDqIYiI4m?invite=cr-MSxIY00sNDYwNTUyNTY&v=7
use pitchfork
heard this one befote
do medal preview not work here?
yeah
well it usally works
something might be wrong with your link or something
and i cant upload the video either im guessing because im not at least level 3 TT_TT
wheres all the mods i see?
Hi guys
heyo!
halfsword successful psyop
works like a charm.. just thrust it and he will run into it.
maybe you are not using it properly
Maybe
are you a game dev? i don't see that.
so i am gonna take that as a joke.
surrrrrreeeeeeee
Trust trust
and I'm the CEO of half sword games.
lol.
I play lots of chivalry and mordhau so this game is a givrn
and I have to deal with this with being sick
holding him up with my swordf
well should have beheaded him and put your sword through his skull
Halfsword campaign
i would say this is more gruesome
@wheat leaf ok how many times have you changed your display
Unrealistic, you didn't die by your own sword
this kill made me wonder how many times though history have executioners botched a beheading swing and only took off half the head or not nearly enough
what?
6 - 7
NO
leave that shit in 2025
We are all sliming bro
people still joke about it in 2026.. hell someone made that as there first word of the year.
yeah no pain makes them demon that can't be killed if you don't behead them.
Should just be left to rot in 2025
this guy is beheaded though
he is split in half not beheaded.
ehh they can live with the correct conditions
well....he is missing his head soooo
I’ve had a Willie live after being chopped in half
true, but who cares it just a joke
gets very annoying when you have to deal with it nearly every day
lower body and upper body is connected through chinese bluetooth device
ooh ok
than just ignore lol how hard could ignoring be.
A lot harder with being around the age group that does it constantly
am i a psycho for having my lock on strength near the minimum
and im really good with it too
thats why i have my earbuds in 24/7 🤷
hey if you manage to stay alive then good job
its actually good in the ultimate challenge so no
i used to play with really low sensitivity because i thought it gave me more control over my blade
I wish I could just do that but my ear pro have a 4 hour battery life
wired >
sadly can’t
i can hit some really gnarly kills, for a little while when i had just started out i wouldn't use lock on for a while and for a little bit i used it at max strength and missed the overall control i had with no lock on so i figured i could've just got the best of both worlds by using a near minimum lock on strength lol
and it's been paying off its way easier for me to hit fuckers in the head like this
what tier is your favorite
im gonna be honest I'm a bit of a noob but I'm kind of a sucker for commoner
commoner is peak
the swords are fun there
beggar or knight
beggar is cool but i wished willie would aim for the head in fist fights
you can straight up beat every 1v1 in beggar just by spamming space and looking at your enemies
I just abuse Willie in the beggar tier with just kicking
and breaking his arms with said kicks
breaking bones and doing spin kicks in beggar is really fun
I mostly do flick kicks
found a build of the playtest recently and found that the beggar tier (although a bit jankier) feels nicer with the way willies go down
those are good too, you can spam them and stun lock willies
you can just whoop them in the face with a right hook and theyll hit the ground really fast
it can still happen in the demo but not like the playtest
i wish there was just an easy way for people to access that build but i assume when the full game comes out theyll make it so people can play both the demo and the playtest
yeah Willie isn’t as stupid then as he is now
The demo will stay up, and get updated when early access releases
playtest?
you beat me to that
its currently the only version inaccessible
a lot of people come here looking for the playtest and ive seen people talking about how theres a virus risk by doing so but i feel like the devs should just make the playtest available through a beta tab because it would discourage people from even needing to go seek out the playtest through alternative means
we have itch, we have demo, we need playtest
yeah the fact that we have the itch build but not the playtest is kind of wild
itch.io version is pretty old
if im right the whole reason why the playtest was removed was because people were confused about how the demo and playtest work
i think it would be cool if it was an option in the betas tab of early acess
so to avoid confusion they unified it under one listing
yeah this
so you still need to have purchased the game to access it
it wouldn't take too long and it would be a pretty awesome feature for people who want to see how the game has evolved
they could even put the itch build in there
just made a suggestion
ill forward some of the stuff we mentioned here to that thread
willie meets the flash.
that day willie had an heart attack.
and some serious brain injuries
they added dogfights to halfsword
hm
he will fight no matter what happens to him..
i put a sword through his heart, lungs and probably stomach.. and he is still alive
this one shrugged off a metal rod to the brain
quite literally lobotomized him and he kept swinging
i think you hit his brain part which can feel pain.. that brain part is dead so he probably can't feel pain.. and he thinks he is still alive hence putting all of his last efforts to kill you.
i remember my fight with commoner boss that went really bad.
when the game comes out how much will it be?
If i didn't know better, I think Willie's trying to out-skeleton me
is he ok
ouch
Bro sounded like a fresh vegetable.
i knew when i tripped on oxygen i was fucked
the fuck how the hell do you parry
what sword is that?
I remember you said it was just colored, but otherwise the same as normal.
mine
Well, I know that, but is it a normal weapon just recolored? If so, what sword is it and what tier?
can you please get clips other than you parrying them 💔
bo3 zombies but all the zombies are willie
Williecalypse
Voidmemes looking halfsword.
If only there was a loadout editor
The last 7 minutes of willie before being replaced by other faced npcs
cough cough OVRDTH selector + HS enchancer
I have selector, but didn’t know about enhancer
Thank you
imagine willie with hair
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editing is good but half of vids aren't
I have found a way to crash my game incredibly consistently
what did you do
when is it coming out
slammed a guy on their head really hard
your pc can't handle it. hence it crashes the game.
Q1 2026
you changed the gender entirely.
LMAO thats so sick bruh
i missed it when u were still able to move and run away with half your body missing
actually I was going for a Fabio type hair, closest png I found heh
give him super saiyan vegeta's hair.
some people can make custom maps know wth did i miss 😭
yep, well we gotta wait for early access to drop then we will see modded maps on nexus mods.
Heck yea, cuz it'd be fun to use those silly test maps cuz they'd prob run well ^_^
yeppp
tried to post a pic of gameplay
and the robot deleted it
because it was sensitive content
wobba
the game brightness seems too low. and it looks like it has a blue light filter
can anyone help
or is it just how the game is
And guns
All of these are releasing on ea
yo
cus ur not allowed to have weapons in fist play
the game brightness seems too low. and it looks like it has a blue light filter
can anyone help
or is it just how the game is
in the first clip you had like 4 giant openings before he even landed a hit bro
what are you doing
shouldnt it be single combat
not fist play
if ur in beggar tier then it’s fist play
i was PLAYING
AS THE FUCKING BARON
DO YOU THINK I WAS IN BEGGAR TIER
yes?
why else would the enemy willie not be a knight
BUT IF YOU'RE THE BARON YOU CAN ONLY FIGHT KNIGHTS
also you literally said you were in beggar tier
the humble ovrdth loadout loader
yeah but like
i spawned in the beggar tier
anyways its prob js a random bug
why
🤷
do i like report this in the bug thingy
yea
how would i even make the sentence
the game brightness seems too low. and it looks like it has a blue light filter
can anyone help
or is it just how the game is
i love how you delete my messages
alr can you answer
please

Sounds like a monitor issue
Check video settings on pc
This disarm was amazing.
no\
Guess you got it all figured out then
when were you guys gonna tell me you could taunt your enemy by pressing g
was trying something. its an old clip even i forgot what i was doing and also before i summoned commoner i fougth someone that had a bunt weapon. that injured my left hand and was already/couldn't hit properly tbh atleast when half swording.
I want to get up and play half sword but beb comfy and warm
Was there wobba today?
bro thought he could out-halfsword me
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IMCRINE
i saw a ss with it
the simple maps wld be so fun
: D
i am putting one of the coolest things ive done in halfsword in photapgraphy
Clean
When full sword
Nah we need double sword
phododump
guys i just open the demo randomly
and my punching swings feel real weird?
like the character isnt swinging with his full strength lmao
You character is just a little depressed today
Doesn't anyone else have problems with top to down swings?
Any tips?
nice moves man
I practiced this a lot.
Its OVER for this game once I refill my stimulants
real
just waiting for my nurse to send over the scripts sighh
Give me my focalin grr
IM GOING ON THE MEDICINE RANTS AGAIN FUCK
ugh ive got to hit level 3 here before i can post vbideos
Ayurp
agony even
My meds are a perfectly made shitstorm sigh
im kind of ashamed to state it but i only get to level 4 on the gauntlet mode TT_TT
oi oi oi
Ive gotten up to like
Right under the knight thingy
The one before the one before baron
I forget names
Just checked it out today, but I've not* made it past commoner T.T
im down to sit here and have a conversation to level 3 if you are :^)
Who up with that sweet succulent nicotine, caffeine, bupropion and dexmrthylphenidate all you can eat heart attack combo
Wild, I'm taking pretty much the same combo, but I stopped smoking a year ago tho
The only other 2 things I take other than the bupropion and methylphenidate would be my buspirone and lithium
The buspirone plays a particular importance actually in how methylphenidate functions
It helps to retain its efficacy via its action at 5HT1A receptors
Theres a whole lot there id have to yap about but I can just send the stufy
Sudy
Study
FUCK
bupropion is kinda goated
It keeps me atleast semi functional
- with its affinities for DAT and NET I dont have to have as high of a dose of methylphenidate
albeit they act very differently at the transporters
Not to be mean or anything, but I'm not sure this is the right place to talk about this.
Got stabbed in the throat and my pc crashed. 10/10 realism
Thats true though
Im just
Very ranty
About this stuff
what spending 3 years of your life researching medicine as a hobby does to a mf
No, I understand, just wanted to let you know, that people might find that alienating in a public room about a game. 🙂
real

Oh wow 2015 account
I made my first account in 2018
Me and discord share a birthday of may 13
kai cenat quit streaming to become a half sword pro
Oh shit, you are a comrade too! Dope!
lol
!!! :3
we're everywhere huh
Not surprising given this is a big server
ew, communists
ew, a bootlicker
No politics and the like, please
hi bird i'm para
Hi para im bird
Bailando
bailando?
The song
what type
Riflebird
Ptiloris magnificus
Yes I knew what you were referring to
what ancestry does the bird have
from what did it evolve
well one thing is certain
we all have one common ancestor
don't you agree?
Yes
How, just how
Will this game have multiplayer?
nah i swear Neanderthals' still have some descendants among us
Oh alright, thanks.
love back handing Willie in his face
Man I love tis game, on how I played it the first time it went out on itch io and now seeing it here is really amazing
damn that's smooth
decaps are fun
^ perfect
i bought new 8gb gpu thinking "i don't play AAA games, and indie games don't use that much"
meanwhile:
so damn smooth
still im baffled that now i can play on high with more than 100fps and my pc doesn't explode when I enter small buhurt!
is there a mod that removes the arena fence in free mode or is that not allowed?
yeahhhh
to have more area to fight
maybe im just desperate for a different map already 😢
overreacting much, just take sum ibuprofen and he's fine
yeah he got better
commoner tier makes me sad
WHY DID THE COMMONER BOSS TAKE MY SWORD WTF
nevermind its cutting him up in the ass
hm
okay
and his head twisted
man this game is amazing
plançon spam time!!
hi guys i JUST installed this, how can i change my keybinds? im on an azerty keyboard..
You cannot. There is no option yet
Esc>settings>Controls>Keybinds
Oh huh
you're right
Never bothered changing them, didnt realize they were locked, lol
I change mine via the Corsair app for my keyboard and mouse.
sway me kindness on the forbearance!!
either switch to qwerty or uh
reach those keys
😭
very unoptimal
wait is chainmail armor new?
ive never seen this in game
There are chain Neck and Waist pieces
Nope, it's been in there for a while.
You'll see them in Tier 5
I just fucked up some chainmail actually
what do you mean the weapon it glitched inside of me and diced me into a bunch of gibs
welcome to halfsword
but i want fullsword NOW!!!
cutting their throats is always so satisfying
ye
which shall i choose
beautiful
look in #game-footage-🎮🎥 idk how that happened
is it just me
or do we bleed less than willie
im pretty sure I just got my neck slit in the same way I constantly kill willies with and Im fine
whats your damage settings? I keep mine in the middle for both but gore cranked up.
peasant tier in abyss mode allows some interesting weapon combinations
terrifying
Yeah the bones get stuck sometimes, lol
50/50 max gore is the move
am I an idiot why didnt I think of that
Keeps the game fun!
yes
shitty thing about max gore is that a falchion or that 1h axe can just touch your nipple and you explode, lol.
yeah
but, i get my nasty decaps, so ill deal
and also fatal errors are more common
Do muzlums not eat 30 days during ramadiming
?? 😭
Ramadiming
just dont get hit
ive never used it
true! I try my best not to, but they'll get you on a back swing and your leg takes a flight into orbit.
man i love using tier 2 as commoner
i say tier 2 because i dont know what its called
custom messer is so good
2h base, with half sword
good evening
Hey Duke
hey
it's from chrome334's weapon pack 4 btw
I'll take a look at it, still haven't modded my game yet but i might make an exception for that
Greetings
the fuck is that supposed to mean
who would win:
16th century child Vs a 591ml bottle of Mountain dew Code red
modern era child Vs 16th century cheese
victorian child vs taco bell 5 layer beefy burrito
i find the argument kinda funny cause all our modern wacky food is completely sterile and disinfected of everything, prob just give a victorian child the shites. whereas ANYTHING they ate in those era's would likely hospitalize us today
what is entailed in the white castle crave case?
we dont got white castle in canada
you're canadian?
born and raised
neat
yeah i expected nothing less
of course this guy is canadian
medieval village? i'd solo
truth
shit's good
coal
you strike me as a delaware type jit
canadians dont get to use jit
Nah, he is from the land of lawlessness and aligators
gta 6 based off of me
isn't that australia
im about as south canadian as one can be
technically where i live dips below the US border but we just drew around it lmao
im far north enough to have polar bears, lol
have you ever seen one?
yeah, multiple
quite literally given the circumstances
have you tried feeding it the white castle crave case? i think that might turn things around
not interested in getting close enough, lol,
That is really funny lol
valid, thats definitely one of the only bears that will look at a human and evaluate you purely by your calorie count
maces really are useless in the hands of the ai
i saw that
i saw what you deleted
only real good friends banter
beebdus and buhhed 
I told him that yesterday. If they are being mean, it is because they like you. If they are being polite, they don't respect you.
oh , @shell bronze must love me then

i stg he was trying to bite me
97.3% chance of this being the case
do i just suck at the game or is it really difficult
With only this information to go on....I don't know
the gauntlet
I personally like using the Axe is the second tier. Makes the boss very manageable.
pitchfork
Half sword is tomorrow
Ngl im starting to believe when people say Willie evolved from a fungus
Sumn about that angle just has insane fungi vibes
6 hours into the game and I realized you can click "play demo"
2 posts from you with the interesting word
wish i could set my graphics that high
i got a stupid 1060
but epic battle indeed
there's a list in the pins
We got uhhh
Flibbledigglebat
Headborn
The rest are gibberish
saved up for a good while to get a good pc, im happy with it
Epic dude
thats some slow ass ram tho
hedgeborn
yeah i havent changed anything in bios so its running at stock speed
what did you use to check this btw
speccy
ah I see
Oh but flibbledigglebat was correct 
in my eyes yes
you should see mine.
i cnat post images but
1330 mhz
set for life
gooooooood!
what is that
I feel lucky 😭
nvm its XMP
3200mhz 32GB ddr4,,,,
atleast i dont have 8gb
i have 16gb
4060ti 16gb...
i7-12700kf..
got as much vram as my actual ram 🥀
i got 6
BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAH
on my 1060
lets get you a nice upgrade
hey does DDR4 be compatible with AM5 boards?
More than likely
3070ti? Pret tuff card Tho
Shove it in and make sure to hammer it in so it's secure
yes its quite powerful but low vram limits me sometimes
with textures
When you hear the cracking you know its secure
I think my 3050 is either 6 or 8 gigs
TRVKE
Gem nuke maybe??
I didn’t wanna ask mom for the expensive one for Christmas, I’ll suffer
But the Vram is the worst part for sure
Ultimate trvke that destroys all white people in a 5 mile radius
my brown eyes will form a forcefield around me.
It’s only slightly better than a gtx960 which is kinda funny

funny af man
I have no idea what color my eyes even are
hope you get to upgrade
damn near black basically 😭
my skin though
I got a screenshot of like
goddamnit lemme get it
level 3 here we come

im gonna end up over doing it and im gonna be level 19 before i realize it
dont you guys got constant overcast
But yeah
Then theres lows of -30c
guh
albeit the lowest temp here was -40c
And the highest was in the 120s iirc
121f/49c
Europeans could not comprehend living in hell
What else does one do in Kansas?
wanna know my cpu too
👂
this used to be my moms boyfriend's PC, but then my old PC broke(which was actually worse than this PC) so i got this one
i think when i got this PC, i got a better CPU and more ram, and 2 more gb of VRAM
in comparison to my old one
Uhhh
drugs
farm
donuts in a tractor
Deadass
My old highschool
Had a "bring your tractor to school day"
Thats how fuckin rural i am 😭
The school would also take you out to go shooting for hunter education
And advertise this one shooting day where even like
Kindergarteners got to shoot
Shit was somethin
have you ever seen a child wield a revolver
Good LORD
the only comparable thing ive done is just like
unsheating my sword, swinging to the right, cutting one guy in half and swinging back to the left and cutting another dude in half but like
You just have skill 😭
game out yet?
and many hours
So youre a hillbilly
hicks are not hillbillys
I definitely have a soft spot for agriculture and the farming industry
meh the terms are used interchangeably usually
I meant that more as a rhetorical reply to ‘don’t be dying in Kansas’
Shooting day sounds kinda sick tho it’s good to teach kids young
and hillbillys will take great offense to being called hicks or rednecks
Truth nuke though
Hillbilly>>>>
Its like
given ive grown up in a town of roughly like
~2000 people
and the major industry round where im from is farming n such
Id line more up with the term hick?
ol goat roper
I’m in a Canadian rainforest, all we got is hillbillies, all the rednecks split into trailer trash or crackheads
Since im Welsh i actually like sheep more giggle
Cad rednecks are hiilarious
Alberta has the more prime rednecks
COPPER
WIRES
GIVE ME YOUR COPPER WIRING
Dog don’t even get me started, the homeless ppl actually go on copper runs
If I was homeless and society abandoned me I would too doe
You ain’t neva seen a dude haul 600 pounds of copper in a single shopping cart(or 5 carts in a train, no in between) down a busy street
That’s the Vancouver method 🔥
Closest I had was one of my relatives on a camping trip talk to me about explosives and nitrogen fertilizer


