#halfsword-chat-⚔

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royal arch
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Haha, when you say kata, does it come from 方/form? 😆

muted owl
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you just sat him down

sleek valve
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Even the music is the same...

sleek gull
warped coral
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so desperate for halfsword i started playing kcd2

celest wigeon
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I was doing abbyss

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Clean slice to the neck on black armor boss

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HE IS STILL ALIVE

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All the way through his neck

sleek gull
buoyant apex
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Holy peak

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wobba

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Kinda addicted to woobba now

muted owl
sleek gull
sleek gull
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right on = )

muted owl
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DAYUMM

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don't even need arrow time for it either, thats some skill.

sleek gull
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Thank you!!! ❤️

muted owl
wheat leaf
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That was one half of his usage of the stance, it’s started low(in terms of body position, like crouched or lowered down) and either used with one hand kept on the blade for a close thrust or drawing cut, or suddenly snapped down into an overhead, singlehanded strike. I think he referred to it as the ‘beast stance’

buoyant apex
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I see

shell bronze
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the idea is to be ready for powerful and explosive movements

craggy cypress
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I keep getting my arms broken in UC

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it’s annoying

shell bronze
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seki's stance appears to be geared for versatility and readiness for grapples and opponents who are pressing him

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i might start incorporating it

buoyant apex
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UC

craggy cypress
buoyant apex
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Oh ok

craggy cypress
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But yes that too

buoyant apex
wheat leaf
craggy cypress
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Much easier to keep my arms intact with a shield on my left arm but it takes 3 wins to even have a chance to get that

wheat leaf
buoyant apex
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Anyways

craggy cypress
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It’s just keeping both arms intact

tender quest
shell bronze
bold pendant
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Is there a way to disable the auto-parry? I'm really tired of my sword magnetizing away from my enemy.

shell bronze
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treat it as more of a mid-fight action that you do when the enemy is/gets close and a grapple ensues

plucky narwhal
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Oh WHATEVER

drowsy sluice
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Facts

royal arch
# shell bronze hai! i use it to refer to kendo and kenjutsu drills

I see, nice! I ask because I’m in a funny spot - I don’t know any kendo/kenjutsu, but I know my fair share of Japanese (because my gf is Japanese). I’m still very much in the learning phase, but it’s funny when running into words that suddenly makes sense

Fun fact; the meaning of the characters for kendo/剣道 is literally sword path 😆

shell bronze
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it's funner of a fact when you realize kendo barely qualifies as actual swordplay and falls more under a sport

tender quest
buoyant apex
buoyant apex
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I love mgs

mental kelp
shell bronze
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aka you gotta make noises when you attack

buoyant apex
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Why

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To what

mental kelp
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Yea but not oblivion goblin noises

shell bronze
royal arch
shell bronze
buoyant apex
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Why do you even gotta make noises when you attack

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For what

tender quest
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+5 to strength

mental kelp
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So u can be so annoying nobody wants to fight u

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Survive

shell bronze
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kenjutsu is the umbrella term for actual swordplay (oftentimes involving katana or a replica for training)

frosty tiger
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feel like the game needs a fear slider that determines how much willpower to fight opponents have

shell bronze
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opponents do have a random personality system that dictates aggression and will to fight

pliant crest
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Stab stab stab

buoyant apex
slim ether
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I'm new. How do I play the other game modes besides the "abyse" ?

tough hollow
wheat leaf
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It’s why boxers always let out a small hiss or exhale during attacks, and also to ensure you keep breathing properly

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Same reason across basically all physical sports and martial arts

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Except taekwondo, idk what they screaming about

white trail
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wobba

round venture
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removed brother's entire leg, refused to concede, it took me removing an arm for this guy to finally surrender

tender quest
twin urchin
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Has there been any update on a release date other than Q1 2026?

tough hollow
twin urchin
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ok word

buoyant apex
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And make pressure on him

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Maybe

solar nest
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i love spin slash

iron fractal
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half sword blood so good

sleek mica
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It could be better

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It's weirdly spherical

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But it's also getting completely overhauled

unborn heart
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i been playing the playtest recently and all the little changes are super interesting

wheat leaf
still finch
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hi

unborn heart
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picking up items isn't completely reliable and getting up is worth fuckall but honestly i prefer the swing sounds and the physics are a bit funnier

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Willie AI is fucking evil though

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even more terroristic than the demo

still finch
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fr bro lmao

wheat leaf
unborn heart
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i gotta try the later tiers at some point, i usually like dicking around on the first four

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something about the way fights can end so quickly on commoner is super satisfying

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to be honest most of my time on half sword is on the gauntlet because i kinda lowkey suck and use it to try to get better lmao

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the free mode would probably be better for that tho

sleek mica
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Veteran is around the best balance

unborn heart
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i like militia and veteran yeah

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the light hatchet is super fun on peasant though

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prolly my favorite weapon

knotty crest
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GUYS I JUST GOT MAX RANK FOR THE FIRST TIME

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Holy that took so long

golden aspen
proud cliff
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bro has his own gravity

celest swift
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When's the new update wasn't it sopost to be last month???

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They must of figured out online multi-player😂😂💀

hidden whale
feral moon
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What's a reliable way to snap a neck with your bare hands?

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In minecraft

teal stirrup
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im pissing myself rn

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i hate the 3rd grete champion

feral moon
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Just play the game for 1000 hours then you'll be good at blocking

teal stirrup
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bro

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i dont wanna block

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blocking is boring

wide nimbus
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lowkey do yall know any good halfsword combat guides
im almost exactly 60hrs in and i still feel ass at the game

teal stirrup
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uhh

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no

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but for commoner rank i like to just run at the opponent with a stab

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its fun

feral moon
wide nimbus
feral moon
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He has a good video about how to deal with different weapon types using a sword, which I particularly suggest. Watching the short videos posted here can also help.

teal stirrup
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or learn yourself

feral moon
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One thing I will say though is to find a combat style that fits you rather than copy people verbatim

teal stirrup
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like me

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i like just going all out

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on the first move

feral moon
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Wailing repeatedly on someone is also historical, so I dont disagree

teal stirrup
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for me its not repeatedly

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i do abig first attack

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then little bits and schmitds

pallid token
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i like clashes

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also putting people in holds

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e.g i usually kill the first big fuck by blocking his overhead with the candleholder and then overpower him and cut his throat with the spike on the bottom of it

feral moon
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knight fights being more like wrestling matches 😤

pallid token
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i fuck with that heavy

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it becomes glorious when you get to like

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full armored fights

lost bison
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When game

pallid token
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because its just you putting someone in a hold and kicking their shit in

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and trying to force your weapon in their little armor gaps

pallid token
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expect march

feral moon
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fuckin stabbed beggar boss right in the heart with the big candlestick

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instant win jesus

pallid token
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candlestick is genuinely best weapon in the game

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on god

feral moon
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placon is

pallid token
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also thing i noticed on beggar boss for when you get shit weapon rng is that there-s always a big knife inthe middle of the arena so you can always get an instakill on his ass if you know how to use knif

hidden whale
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game will delay until april 1st. the very first day of quarter 2. it has been foretold by the oracles

feral moon
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everyone who asks adds another day until release

hidden whale
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the early access april fools day shadow drop will be legendary

buoyant apex
wide nimbus
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chat is this w aurafarming

wheat leaf
feral moon
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stop playing with your willie like that

runic niche
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i dont care what anyone says hatchet is peak

wheat leaf
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nobody will disagree, hatchets goated

runic niche
runic niche
feral moon
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wdym the in game npcs are called willie

runic niche
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like slight

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like 15% les cutting

feral moon
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what's weird about that

runic niche
wheat leaf
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so all the OP weapons are for the most part, historically OP also

runic niche
wheat leaf
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cause yer using it wrong, its goated

runic niche
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oh

wheat leaf
wide nimbus
# wheat leaf

that is an extraordinarily stylish hat
which vendor did you purchase it from

wheat leaf
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pret sure its a glitch

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i just saved loadout w halfsword enhancer, which typically randomizes the colors but this time both the gambeson and hat went WAY more black than default

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it looked sick so i had to save it immediately tho lmao

runic niche
wheat leaf
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what'd you think it was?

feral moon
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oof i just made a guy's neck snap by knocking his head into his shield

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fuckin brutal

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immediately died 💀

wheat leaf
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i kinda feel bad when i snap his neck and he doesnt surrender or scream or nothing he just falls limp and lays there

hidden whale
wide nimbus
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got a new trophy

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yo why is the chat dead rn

quaint ingot
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People might have something to do

cinder stone
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idea for a self-imposed challenge in abyss:

You have to ditch your current weapon after every battle and rely on your enemy's own; by battle I mean a bout between however many enemies there is at any time

so if there's 3 willies and you kill 1 you don't have to ditch your weapon but you have to once you've killed all 3

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even if you see another willie in the distance running at you

cinder stone
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and for europeans it's already saturday

split crescent
swift palm
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i cant wait much longer for this game

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im goin insane

wide nimbus
buoyant ravine
wide nimbus
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this is highkey good training

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especially for distance

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idk if its more my fault or more the game’s fault (prolly mine) but either way i find it really difficult to accurately gauge distance

wheat leaf
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willie just dont gaf

ember flame
cinder stone
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I did a art

ember flame
buoyant ravine
ember flame
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you just minos primed that first willie

wheat leaf
raw steeple
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hey anyone know how to fix halfsword crashing bug

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i have medium settings capped at 90 fps

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with high end pc

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and it still wont fix it

ember flame
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is it crashing during the ultimate challenge

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or after killing alot of willies

buoyant ravine
raw steeple
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im in the great champion of knight

ember flame
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so you crash when you reach knight?

buoyant ravine
raw steeple
ember flame
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oh so during the boss

raw steeple
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yeah

teal stirrup
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Any tips for 3rd grete champion

raw steeple
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ill be mad close to killing him and the game crashed

teal stirrup
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It feels like every time I fight him he just finds a way to eat my butthole

ember flame
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what does the crash say

raw steeple
ember flame
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im not sure

cinder stone
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disable blood; you can keep gore on

ember flame
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i just know that blood sometimes causes crashes

cinder stone
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then re-enable after you're done

ember flame
cinder stone
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hell if I know, this demo is capricious as fuck

ember flame
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true

lean nicheBOT
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feral moon
buoyant ravine
warm wing
finite bough
teal stirrup
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heard this one befote

warm wing
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do medal preview not work here?

teal stirrup
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Before

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Doesn't work

ember flame
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well it usally works

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something might be wrong with your link or something

warm wing
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and i cant upload the video either im guessing because im not at least level 3 TT_TT

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wheres all the mods i see?

brisk oak
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Hi guys

warm wing
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heyo!

brisk oak
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Half sword never releasing

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This game is an experiment

wheat leaf
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halfsword successful psyop

finite bough
teal stirrup
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Maybe

finite bough
brisk oak
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I am half sword dev

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Trust

quaint ingot
brisk oak
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Trust trust

finite bough
brisk oak
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Hello my CEO

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Lmao

finite bough
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lol.

brisk oak
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I play lots of chivalry and mordhau so this game is a givrn

quaint ingot
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and I have to deal with this with being sick

ember flame
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holding him up with my swordf

brisk oak
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I'm sick too

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Hot

finite bough
brisk oak
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Halfsword campaign

ember flame
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i would say this is more gruesome

quaint ingot
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@wheat leaf ok how many times have you changed your display

brisk oak
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Unrealistic, you didn't die by your own sword

wheat leaf
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this kill made me wonder how many times though history have executioners botched a beheading swing and only took off half the head or not nearly enough

finite bough
quaint ingot
quaint ingot
brisk oak
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We are all sliming bro

finite bough
finite bough
quaint ingot
ember flame
finite bough
quaint ingot
ember flame
quaint ingot
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I’ve had a Willie live after being chopped in half

finite bough
quaint ingot
finite bough
ember flame
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ooh ok

finite bough
quaint ingot
unborn heart
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am i a psycho for having my lock on strength near the minimum

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and im really good with it too

stark ice
cinder stone
ember flame
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i used to play with really low sensitivity because i thought it gave me more control over my blade

quaint ingot
quaint ingot
unborn heart
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i can hit some really gnarly kills, for a little while when i had just started out i wouldn't use lock on for a while and for a little bit i used it at max strength and missed the overall control i had with no lock on so i figured i could've just got the best of both worlds by using a near minimum lock on strength lol

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and it's been paying off its way easier for me to hit fuckers in the head like this

ember flame
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what tier is your favorite

unborn heart
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im gonna be honest I'm a bit of a noob but I'm kind of a sucker for commoner

ember flame
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commoner is peak

unborn heart
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the swords are fun there

quaint ingot
ember flame
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beggar is cool but i wished willie would aim for the head in fist fights

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you can straight up beat every 1v1 in beggar just by spamming space and looking at your enemies

quaint ingot
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I just abuse Willie in the beggar tier with just kicking

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and breaking his arms with said kicks

ember flame
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breaking bones and doing spin kicks in beggar is really fun

quaint ingot
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I mostly do flick kicks

unborn heart
ember flame
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those are good too, you can spam them and stun lock willies

unborn heart
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you can just whoop them in the face with a right hook and theyll hit the ground really fast

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it can still happen in the demo but not like the playtest

ember flame
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yeah playtest ai is significantly better than demos i would say

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they are vicious

unborn heart
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i wish there was just an easy way for people to access that build but i assume when the full game comes out theyll make it so people can play both the demo and the playtest

quaint ingot
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yeah Willie isn’t as stupid then as he is now

ember flame
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hopefully

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i hope that in the ea there will be a ai slider or something

soft osprey
ember flame
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playtest?

quaint ingot
ember flame
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its currently the only version inaccessible

unborn heart
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a lot of people come here looking for the playtest and ive seen people talking about how theres a virus risk by doing so but i feel like the devs should just make the playtest available through a beta tab because it would discourage people from even needing to go seek out the playtest through alternative means

ember flame
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we have itch, we have demo, we need playtest

unborn heart
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yeah the fact that we have the itch build but not the playtest is kind of wild

quaint ingot
ember flame
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yeah

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we have the older and the younger child but not the middle

unborn heart
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if im right the whole reason why the playtest was removed was because people were confused about how the demo and playtest work

ember flame
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i think it would be cool if it was an option in the betas tab of early acess

unborn heart
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so to avoid confusion they unified it under one listing

ember flame
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so you still need to have purchased the game to access it

unborn heart
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it wouldn't take too long and it would be a pretty awesome feature for people who want to see how the game has evolved

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they could even put the itch build in there

ember flame
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just made a suggestion

unborn heart
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ill forward some of the stuff we mentioned here to that thread

finite bough
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and some serious brain injuries

ember flame
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they added dogfights to halfsword

finite bough
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that wasn't much funny.

finite bough
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this willie dropped his arms.

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and now he dropped his upper body.

brisk oak
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hm

finite bough
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he will fight no matter what happens to him..

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i put a sword through his heart, lungs and probably stomach.. and he is still alive

wheat leaf
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quite literally lobotomized him and he kept swinging

finite bough
sand herald
lucid gyro
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when the game comes out how much will it be?

shell forge
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If i didn't know better, I think Willie's trying to out-skeleton me

surreal helm
buoyant ravine
bold pendant
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Bro sounded like a fresh vegetable.

buoyant ravine
wheat leaf
buoyant ravine
buoyant ravine
wheat leaf
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lil bitta this, lil bitta that

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lotta trial and error

buoyant ravine
buoyant ravine
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this is my reaction time right now in half sword

pliant crest
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I remember you said it was just colored, but otherwise the same as normal.

shell bronze
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mine

pliant crest
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Well, I know that, but is it a normal weapon just recolored? If so, what sword is it and what tier?

hallow gull
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can you please get clips other than you parrying them 💔

hasty drum
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bo3 zombies but all the zombies are willie

weak osprey
grave pier
bold pendant
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Voidmemes looking halfsword.

pliant crest
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If only there was a loadout editor

lost rover
# grave pier

The last 7 minutes of willie before being replaced by other faced npcs

vital perch
pliant crest
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Thank you

lyric swan
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I just spawned in as the baron in the beggar tier

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i have no weapons

lapis cave
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imagine willie with hair

finite bough
hasty pendant
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I have found a way to crash my game incredibly consistently

limber imp
random snow
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when is it coming out

hasty pendant
tame thicket
finite bough
finite bough
finite bough
muted granite
full blade
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i missed it when u were still able to move and run away with half your body missing

tame thicket
finite bough
muted granite
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some people can make custom maps know wth did i miss 😭

finite bough
muted granite
wheat gust
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tried to post a pic of gameplay

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and the robot deleted it

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because it was sensitive content

white trail
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wobba

scenic panther
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the game brightness seems too low. and it looks like it has a blue light filter

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can anyone help

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or is it just how the game is

small glen
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All of these are releasing on ea

wide nimbus
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yo

wide nimbus
scenic panther
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the game brightness seems too low. and it looks like it has a blue light filter
can anyone help
or is it just how the game is

wide nimbus
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what are you doing

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🫩

lyric swan
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not fist play

wide nimbus
lyric swan
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AS THE FUCKING BARON

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DO YOU THINK I WAS IN BEGGAR TIER

wide nimbus
lyric swan
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shouldnt i be fighting knights

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as the baron

wide nimbus
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why else would the enemy willie not be a knight

lyric swan
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BUT IF YOU'RE THE BARON YOU CAN ONLY FIGHT KNIGHTS

wide nimbus
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also you literally said you were in beggar tier

wide nimbus
lyric swan
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i spawned in the beggar tier

wide nimbus
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anyways its prob js a random bug

lyric swan
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why

wide nimbus
lyric swan
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do i like report this in the bug thingy

wide nimbus
lyric swan
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how would i even make the sentence

scenic panther
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the game brightness seems too low. and it looks like it has a blue light filter
can anyone help
or is it just how the game is

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i love how you delete my messages

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alr can you answer

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please

tender quest
tender quest
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Check video settings on pc

sleek valve
scenic panther
tender quest
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Guess you got it all figured out then

last token
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when were you guys gonna tell me you could taunt your enemy by pressing g

finite bough
# wide nimbus what are you doing

was trying something. its an old clip even i forgot what i was doing and also before i summoned commoner i fougth someone that had a bunt weapon. that injured my left hand and was already/couldn't hit properly tbh atleast when half swording.

feral moon
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I want to get up and play half sword but beb comfy and warm

buoyant apex
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Was there wobba today?

wide nimbus
grave pier
muted granite
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i saw a ss with it

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the simple maps wld be so fun

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: D

trim scaffold
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i am putting one of the coolest things ive done in halfsword in photapgraphy

robust crag
sweet imp
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When full sword

craggy cypress
muted owl
sturdy kiln
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guys i just open the demo randomly

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and my punching swings feel real weird?

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like the character isnt swinging with his full strength lmao

jolly gorge
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Doesn't anyone else have problems with top to down swings?

sturdy kiln
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bruh now

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he doesnt even throw his right arm

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he needs a pep talk

jolly gorge
sturdy kiln
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I figured it out my fps was too high

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capped it to 120 and it worked

solar nest
sleek gull
hasty drum
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Its OVER for this game once I refill my stimulants

sleek gull
hasty drum
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Give me my focalin grr

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IM GOING ON THE MEDICINE RANTS AGAIN FUCK

warm wing
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ugh ive got to hit level 3 here before i can post vbideos

hasty drum
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Ayurp

warm wing
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agony even

hasty drum
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My meds are a perfectly made shitstorm sigh

warm wing
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im kind of ashamed to state it but i only get to level 4 on the gauntlet mode TT_TT

warm wing
hasty drum
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Ive gotten up to like

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Right under the knight thingy
The one before the one before baron

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I forget names

jolly gorge
warm wing
hasty drum
jolly gorge
hasty drum
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The only other 2 things I take other than the bupropion and methylphenidate would be my buspirone and lithium
The buspirone plays a particular importance actually in how methylphenidate functions

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It helps to retain its efficacy via its action at 5HT1A receptors
Theres a whole lot there id have to yap about but I can just send the stufy

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Sudy

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Study

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FUCK

hasty drum
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It keeps me atleast semi functional

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  • with its affinities for DAT and NET I dont have to have as high of a dose of methylphenidate
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albeit they act very differently at the transporters

jolly gorge
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Not to be mean or anything, but I'm not sure this is the right place to talk about this.

prime karma
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Got stabbed in the throat and my pc crashed. 10/10 realism

hasty drum
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Im just

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Very ranty

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About this stuff

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what spending 3 years of your life researching medicine as a hobby does to a mf

jolly gorge
# hasty drum About this stuff

No, I understand, just wanted to let you know, that people might find that alienating in a public room about a game. 🙂

hasty drum
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Oh wow 2015 account

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I made my first account in 2018

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Me and discord share a birthday of may 13

fringe snow
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kai cenat quit streaming to become a half sword pro

jolly gorge
hasty drum
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we're everywhere huh

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Not surprising given this is a big server

runic vortex
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ew, communists

jolly gorge
soft osprey
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No politics and the like, please

regal tundra
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hi

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im a bird

tranquil blaze
regal tundra
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Hi para im bird

regal tundra
runic vortex
regal tundra
runic vortex
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or a small bird

regal tundra
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Big bird

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A very big bird

runic vortex
regal tundra
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Riflebird

runic vortex
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the scientific name yk

regal tundra
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Ptiloris magnificus

regal tundra
runic vortex
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from what did it evolve

regal tundra
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No clue

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I dont know my ancestors

runic vortex
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we all have one common ancestor

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don't you agree?

regal tundra
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Yes

robust crag
stone marsh
stone lintel
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Will this game have multiplayer?

soft cape
sleek gull
stone lintel
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Oh alright, thanks.

quaint ingot
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love back handing Willie in his face

robust crag
ashen sluice
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wheres fullsword

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i thoguth it would come out

vagrant grail
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Man I love tis game, on how I played it the first time it went out on itch io and now seeing it here is really amazing

misty gazelle
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Shield didn't do him any good here, just gave my sword an offramp for his face.

vagrant grail
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damn that's smooth

misty gazelle
grave pier
misty gazelle
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^ perfect

midnight jasper
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i bought new 8gb gpu thinking "i don't play AAA games, and indie games don't use that much"

meanwhile:

hasty bloom
midnight jasper
misty gazelle
misty gazelle
feral moon
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is there a mod that removes the arena fence in free mode or is that not allowed?

misty gazelle
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Not that im aware of?

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what for?

ashen sluice
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i love stepping on a sword and it cuts my leg in half

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so fun

misty gazelle
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yeahhhh

feral moon
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to have more area to fight

misty gazelle
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i get that a lot, lol

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Oh, huh.

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figured whats there was plenty.

feral moon
#

maybe im just desperate for a different map already 😢

ashen sluice
misty gazelle
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yeah he got better

ashen sluice
#

commoner tier makes me sad

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WHY DID THE COMMONER BOSS TAKE MY SWORD WTF

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nevermind its cutting him up in the ass

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hm

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okay

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and his head twisted

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man this game is amazing

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plançon spam time!!

silent flicker
#

hi guys i JUST installed this, how can i change my keybinds? im on an azerty keyboard..

sleek gull
misty gazelle
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Esc>settings>Controls>Keybinds

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Oh huh

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you're right

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Never bothered changing them, didnt realize they were locked, lol

sleek gull
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I change mine via the Corsair app for my keyboard and mouse.

ashen sluice
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sway me kindness on the forbearance!!

ashen sluice
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reach those keys

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😭

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very unoptimal

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wait is chainmail armor new?

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ive never seen this in game

sleek gull
#

There are chain Neck and Waist pieces

misty gazelle
#

Nope, it's been in there for a while.

ashen sluice
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huh weird

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never seen them before

sleek gull
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You'll see them in Tier 5

ashen sluice
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just found them after doing a buhurt

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yeah

misty gazelle
ashen sluice
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what do you mean the weapon it glitched inside of me and diced me into a bunch of gibs

misty gazelle
#

welcome to halfsword

ashen sluice
ashen sluice
misty gazelle
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ye

ashen sluice
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axe or long candlestick...

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hmm

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in abyss btw

misty gazelle
ashen sluice
#

which shall i choose

ashen sluice
misty gazelle
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If its the 2h axe with the big head on it

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that thing is awesome

ashen sluice
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its the peasant boss axe

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idk what its called

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the long one

misty gazelle
#

yeah, thats the one

ashen sluice
void bluff
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is it just me

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or do we bleed less than willie

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im pretty sure I just got my neck slit in the same way I constantly kill willies with and Im fine

misty gazelle
#

whats your damage settings? I keep mine in the middle for both but gore cranked up.

lyric junco
#

peasant tier in abyss mode allows some interesting weapon combinations

misty gazelle
void bluff
misty gazelle
ashen sluice
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is armored hands actually better than normal fists

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because they feel like it

misty gazelle
#

yes

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shitty thing about max gore is that a falchion or that 1h axe can just touch your nipple and you explode, lol.

ashen sluice
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yeah

misty gazelle
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but, i get my nasty decaps, so ill deal

ashen sluice
#

and also fatal errors are more common

buoyant apex
#

Do muzlums not eat 30 days during ramadiming

ashen sluice
#

?? 😭

misty gazelle
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this thing is way sharper than it needs to be.

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hate it, hahah

buoyant apex
ashen sluice
misty gazelle
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true! I try my best not to, but they'll get you on a back swing and your leg takes a flight into orbit.

ashen sluice
#

man i love using tier 2 as commoner

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i say tier 2 because i dont know what its called

feral moon
#

custom messer is so good

misty gazelle
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Ooo

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is it a 2h base weapon or onehanded?

feral moon
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2h base, with half sword

vital perch
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good evening

misty gazelle
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Hey Duke

vital perch
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hey

feral moon
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it's from chrome334's weapon pack 4 btw

misty gazelle
#

I'll take a look at it, still haven't modded my game yet but i might make an exception for that

shell bronze
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fake duke

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peasant larping as royalty

hasty drum
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Greetings

vital perch
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the fuck is that supposed to mean

misty gazelle
wheat leaf
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who would win:

16th century child Vs a 591ml bottle of Mountain dew Code red

modern era child Vs 16th century cheese

shell bronze
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victorian child vs taco bell 5 layer beefy burrito

wheat leaf
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i find the argument kinda funny cause all our modern wacky food is completely sterile and disinfected of everything, prob just give a victorian child the shites. whereas ANYTHING they ate in those era's would likely hospitalize us today

sleek gull
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Medieval village vs a White Castle Crave Case

wheat leaf
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we dont got white castle in canada

vital perch
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you're canadian?

wheat leaf
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born and raised

vital perch
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neat

sleek gull
wheat leaf
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yeah i expected nothing less

shell bronze
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of course this guy is canadian

shell bronze
sleek gull
shell bronze
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shit's good

shell bronze
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coal

wheat leaf
shell bronze
sleek gull
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Nah, he is from the land of lawlessness and aligators

shell bronze
#

gta 6 based off of me

vital perch
misty gazelle
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I'm a canuck too, lol

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far fuckin north igloo bastard

wheat leaf
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im about as south canadian as one can be

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technically where i live dips below the US border but we just drew around it lmao

misty gazelle
#

im far north enough to have polar bears, lol

wheat leaf
misty gazelle
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yeah, multiple

vital perch
wheat leaf
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thats actually pretty badass

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polar bears are sick

vital perch
wheat leaf
#

have you tried feeding it the white castle crave case? i think that might turn things around

misty gazelle
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not interested in getting close enough, lol,

wheat leaf
tender quest
misty gazelle
#

i saw that

vital perch
#

i saw what you deleted

vital perch
#

fake friend 😔

tender quest
#

only real good friends banter

sleek gull
vital perch
sleek gull
#

Fact

wheat leaf
shell bronze
jade hinge
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do i just suck at the game or is it really difficult

sleek gull
jade hinge
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i cant get past the second guy

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in the campaign i think it is

shell bronze
jade hinge
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the gauntlet

sleek gull
#

I personally like using the Axe is the second tier. Makes the boss very manageable.

shell bronze
#

pitchfork

grand swan
#

Half sword is tomorrow

hasty drum
#

Pitchfork and hoe my goats

tender quest
wheat leaf
# tender quest

Ngl im starting to believe when people say Willie evolved from a fungus

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Sumn about that angle just has insane fungi vibes

slim ether
#

6 hours into the game and I realized you can click "play demo"

hasty drum
#

2 posts from you with the interesting word

thick hornet
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Just curious

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What are all the voice lines

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is there like a list of them

thick hornet
# tender quest

wish i could set my graphics that high
i got a stupid 1060
but epic battle indeed

solemn holly
thick hornet
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oh epic

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thanks

wheat leaf
tender quest
tender quest
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got it before ram prices went crazy

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so that was lucky

slim ether
#

thats some slow ass ram tho

tender quest
thick hornet
tender quest
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speccy

slim ether
#

ah I see

wheat leaf
tender quest
#

not even sure if XML is enabled

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or whatever the abbrev is

wheat leaf
#

I’m gonna make a serious attempt to spell it from memory

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Flibbendiggetbat

thick hornet
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i cnat post images but

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1330 mhz

wanton seal
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gooooooood!

thick hornet
hasty drum
tender quest
hasty drum
#

3200mhz 32GB ddr4,,,,

thick hornet
#

atleast i dont have 8gb
i have 16gb

hasty drum
#

4060ti 16gb...
i7-12700kf..

thick hornet
#

got as much vram as my actual ram 🥀

wanton seal
#

you guyz are lucky

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i only got 8gb vram

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on my 3070ti

thick hornet
#

i got 6

wanton seal
thick hornet
#

on my 1060

wanton seal
#

lets get you a nice upgrade

slim ether
#

hey does DDR4 be compatible with AM5 boards?

hasty drum
#

More than likely

wheat leaf
hasty drum
#

Shove it in and make sure to hammer it in so it's secure

wanton seal
#

with textures

hasty drum
#

When you hear the cracking you know its secure

wheat leaf
#

I think my 3050 is either 6 or 8 gigs

wanton seal
#

3050 lineup should be nuked to smitherens

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worst card OAT

hasty drum
#

Truke truke

wanton seal
#

TRVKE

hasty drum
#

Gem nuke maybe??

wheat leaf
#

I didn’t wanna ask mom for the expensive one for Christmas, I’ll suffer

wanton seal
#

its even worse than a 10 year old card gangrene

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i know cuz i had it

wheat leaf
#

But the Vram is the worst part for sure

hasty drum
wanton seal
wheat leaf
#

It’s only slightly better than a gtx960 which is kinda funny

wanton seal
hasty drum
wanton seal
#

hope you get to upgrade

hasty drum
#

damn near black basically 😭

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my skin though

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I got a screenshot of like

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goddamnit lemme get it

wanton seal
#

dont skincolor doxx

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everyone is brown until proven otherwise

hasty drum
#

I am legit #FFFFFF

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When my monitor reflects off me

wanton seal
#

malnourished aryan

hasty drum
#

I just dont go outside

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And being welsh

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im just

warm wing
#

level 3 here we come

hasty drum
warm wing
#

im gonna end up over doing it and im gonna be level 19 before i realize it

wanton seal
#

dont you guys got constant overcast

hasty drum
#

well im Welsh but I moved to
Kansas

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When I was 4

hasty drum
wanton seal
#

dawg im smart AF

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kansassissy

hasty drum
#

116f here

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47c

wanton seal
#

no way

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lying

hasty drum
#

Then theres lows of -30c

muted granite
#

guh

hasty drum
#

albeit the lowest temp here was -40c

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And the highest was in the 120s iirc

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121f/49c

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Europeans could not comprehend living in hell

wanton seal
#

dont be dying in kansas now

wheat leaf
#

What else does one do in Kansas?

thick hornet
wanton seal
thick hornet
#

i7-8700

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3.20 GHz

wanton seal
#

hmmmmm

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better than your gpu atleast

thick hornet
#

this used to be my moms boyfriend's PC, but then my old PC broke(which was actually worse than this PC) so i got this one

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i think when i got this PC, i got a better CPU and more ram, and 2 more gb of VRAM

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in comparison to my old one

hasty drum
#

drugs
farm
donuts in a tractor

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Deadass

#

My old highschool

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Had a "bring your tractor to school day"

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Thats how fuckin rural i am 😭

wanton seal
#

yokels

#

olympics

hasty drum
#

The school would also take you out to go shooting for hunter education

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And advertise this one shooting day where even like

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Kindergarteners got to shoot

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Shit was somethin

hasty drum
tender quest
hasty drum
#

the only comparable thing ive done is just like

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unsheating my sword, swinging to the right, cutting one guy in half and swinging back to the left and cutting another dude in half but like

#

You just have skill 😭

inner talon
#

game out yet?

tender quest
grand swan
hasty drum
#

but to some degree sure

slim ether
#

hicks are not hillbillys

hasty drum
#

I definitely have a soft spot for agriculture and the farming industry

hasty drum
wheat leaf
# hasty drum Uhhh

I meant that more as a rhetorical reply to ‘don’t be dying in Kansas’

Shooting day sounds kinda sick tho it’s good to teach kids young

slim ether
#

and hillbillys will take great offense to being called hicks or rednecks

hasty drum
#

Redneck is an honor

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Rednecks get up to some FUCKSHIT engineerinh

wheat leaf
#

Hillbilly>>>>

slim ether
#

we don't have any hillbillies where I'm from

#

we got rid of them all

hasty drum
#

Its like

#

given ive grown up in a town of roughly like

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~2000 people
and the major industry round where im from is farming n such

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Id line more up with the term hick?

slim ether
#

ol goat roper

wheat leaf
#

I’m in a Canadian rainforest, all we got is hillbillies, all the rednecks split into trailer trash or crackheads

hasty drum
slim ether
#

Cad rednecks are hiilarious

wheat leaf
#

Alberta has the more prime rednecks

hasty drum
#

GIVE ME YOUR COPPER WIRING

wheat leaf
#

Dog don’t even get me started, the homeless ppl actually go on copper runs

hasty drum
#

If I was homeless and society abandoned me I would too doe

wheat leaf
#

You ain’t neva seen a dude haul 600 pounds of copper in a single shopping cart(or 5 carts in a train, no in between) down a busy street

#

That’s the Vancouver method 🔥

hasty drum