He is so evil
#halfsword-chat-⚔
tender quest
wet blaze
well the champs are gonna be slightly troubling
forgot to say im doing no kill run in first person
buoyant apex
forgot to say im doing no kill run in first person
First person sometimes helps you more then ruins
And its also more fun with first person
Makes you feel the VR thing
wet blaze
First person sometimes helps you more then ruins
i find it harder for the UC because u cant tell if someones behind you or if ur wearing a bad helmet u cant see
tender quest
cringedom
buoyant apex
Im crine
wet blaze
What is UC
ultimate challange
simple sonnet
when you get to man of arms do yall stay with veteran or go up with a different weapon
buoyant apex
Without them its cool to play fp and sometimes better
wet blaze
Yeah im talking about no full faced helmets
well i dont want to get a spike in my mouth
tender quest
how could he not defend himself smh
buoyant apex
when you get to man of arms do yall stay with veteran or go up with a different ...
Im not, im going with the Man At Arms set of polehammer
Or axe
simple sonnet
ok this the the furthest ive made it so far lol
buoyant apex
well i dont want to get a spike in my mouth
You wont if its just some milita level or somthn
wet blaze
You wont if its just some milita level or somthn
there is spikey things in that
buoyant apex
ok this the the furthest ive made it so far lol
Well Man At Arms is a little bit cringe cuz of the random shit happening there and idk why its only on Man At Arms
simple sonnet
Well Man At Arms is a little bit cringe cuz of the random shit happening there a...
first round in and everyone is so agressive lol
buoyant apex
Well Man At Arms is a little bit cringe cuz of the random shit happening there a...
Like its not only there, but its only there that often
buoyant apex
first round in and everyone is so agressive lol
For real and thats not the only thing
Maybe its just some of a preparing for Knight or idk
wet blaze
i think i messed up doing no kill , lowest dmg to npc and highest dmg to player and also first person
this is gonna take me a while
buoyant apex
Ok then no fp
simple sonnet
dudes sword glitched through my chest and deadass cut me in half
wet blaze
Ok then no fp
i will complete this one day im no quitter.
buoyant apex
i will complete this one day im no quitter.
Just like me
wet blaze
why make it easier when i can just get gud
buoyant apex
Im starting to turn on by this idea also
wet blaze
after i do this im doing this but in the abyss
buoyant apex
after i do this im doing this but in the abyss
How about after doing the abyss to do abyss and then normal gauntlet + golden knight?👀
It will be fucking history shit
wet blaze
How about after doing the abyss to do abyss and then normal gauntlet + golden kn...
the normal gauntlet includes the baron anyway
quaint ingot
buoyant apex
the normal gauntlet includes the baron anyway
But you can obtain golden knight too
oak path
Chat when is da game coming
buoyant apex
Chat when is da game coming
ONE MORE DELAY CAUSE OF YOU
wet blaze
ok so my to do list
- max dmg to player, lowest dmg to npc, fp no kill gauntlet
- the exact same thing but in abyss
- do all that 2x in a row
wet blaze
But you can obtain golden knight too
the golden knight is the baron
buoyant apex
the tall guy with the blue shoulder shield?
Well the boss of Knight difficulty can be beaten twice and he will become golden on second beat
He will obtain golden armour
wet blaze
Well the boss of Knight difficulty can be beaten twice and he will become golden...
he was normal for me when i played?
quaint ingot
broke all his limbs for hitting me
buoyant apex
Untill you beat him twice in a row
Like without migrating to Ultimate Challenge
So you BETTER also deal with that knight
wet blaze
So you BETTER also deal with that knight
seems easy
oak path
Like without migrating to Ultimate Challenge
How does that work do you reset and climb again?
wet blaze
the knight boss isnt hard anyway
buoyant apex
How does that work do you reset and climb again?
No
You just go into a fight again after beating the knight
And it will be open
oak path
Ahh
buoyant apex
the knight boss isnt hard anyway
He is always walks so drunk and falls from just a little push
Really funny boss
wet blaze
He is always walks so drunk and falls from just a little push
why add that to it then
too easy
wet blaze
For making it longer
- max dmg to player, lowest dmg to npc, fp no kill gauntlet
- the exact same thing but in abyss
- do all that 2x in a row
im doing that twice bro
thats long enough
length isnt hard its just annoying
buoyant apex
length isnt hard its just annoying
You never know but as you wish
buoyant apex
Wishyoulahh
wet blaze
might add no weapons too
buoyant apex
No weapons is fucking crazy against swords or spears
quaint ingot
wet blaze
No weapons is fucking crazy against swords or spears
im too good doe
buoyant apex
But you are too good also
buoyant apex
Him
quaint ingot
he’s still alive here
buoyant ravine
shell bronze
buoyant ravine
he’s still alive here
well he aint taking a shit ever
buoyant apex
?
buoyant apex
Why would he?
buoyant ravine
Why would he?
ask him
buoyant apex
Hi
wheat leaf
He was clearly referring to me
buoyant ravine
He was clearly referring to me
buoyant apex
He was clearly referring to me
Why would he?
buoyant apex
you couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel!
Why would water be in the boot?
buoyant ravine
https://tenor.com/view/60fps-knee-slapper-spongebob-milkcord-gif-27449345
that shit looks ai thats a bit too smooth
shell bronze
why would boots be in the water
wheat leaf
that shit looks ai thats a bit too smooth
Deadass thought the same thing
buoyant ravine
Deadass thought the same thing
shell bronze
ai interpolated frames for additional smoothness
wheat leaf
That it was too smooth I mean, not ai
shell bronze
common technique
buoyant apex
why would boots be in the water
Why would you?
shell bronze
Why would you?
because boot water
buoyant ravine
isnt the standard video frames like 24 or less?
wheat leaf
Cause boot taste better than water
buoyant apex
because boot water
Boot what
shell bronze
water boot
wheat leaf
water boot
That’s just speculation.
buoyant apex
water boot
Yes thats what im asking, what do water boot
buoyant ravine
yall need to chill out on flour 2.0. which is great for baking cookies
wheat leaf
Yes thats what im asking, what do water boot
You don’t water your boots? That’s how they grow when your feet grow
buoyant apex
You don’t water your boots? That’s how they grow when your feet grow
Hes talking about boot of water, and not about water boots
So im asking what exactly does water boot?
supple bear
Do we not post clips of the demo anymore?
buoyant apex
Holy fuck i miss that one guy with heavy from team fortress on his pfp
buoyant apex
Do we not post clips of the demo anymore?
Yes
buoyant ravine
Holy fuck i miss that one guy with heavy from team fortress on his pfp
me personally i dont like team fortress. its just if csgo and overwatch had a baby
buoyant apex
me personally i dont like team fortress. its just if csgo and overwatch had a ba...
Fuck you cuhh
buoyant ravine
i never played overwatch but i know what its like
buoyant apex
Feam tortress
buoyant apex
So corny
buoyant apex
This one too
pallid cairn
what did he have to search up to find that gif
buoyant ravine
buoyant ravine
what did he have to search up to find that gif
i jsut searched up star sticker
pallid cairn
hm
buoyant apex
what did he have to search up to find that gif
"Lil baby gets sticker on her head"
pallid cairn
buoyant apex
https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gor...
No gifs for you
buoyant ravine
buoyant apex
Photoshoped lol
buoyant ravine
Photoshoped lol
Photoshopped LOL
you are not very smart you will not get your sticker
buoyant apex
*Photoshopped LOL*
Its not photoshopp you dumbahh
buoyant apex
https://tenor.com/view/grammar-police-drift-police-car-gif-17312786
How much corny gifs you got
pallid cairn
oh no some random guy on discord won't give me a gold sticker!
buoyant apex
oh no some random guy on discord won't give me a gold sticker!
Yeah how sad
buoyant ravine
Its not photoshopp you dumbahh
buoyant apex
https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-gosh-the-language-christene-aychristenegames-vulgar...
English
shell bronze
facebook level reaction gifs
buoyant ravine
FOUL LANGUAGE! YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE PILLORY FOR THE USE OF FOUL LANGUAGE IN THIS SERVER!
buoyant apex
facebook level reaction gifs
thats what im sayin
pallid cairn
shell bronze
buoyant ravine
facebook level reaction gifs
hello there im gonna buy half sword when it comes out
buoyant apex
Instagram too
buoyant ravine
well that was oddly timed....
buoyant apex
https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-gif-24496452
Ive already told you no gifs for you
pallid cairn
buoyant ravine
I find it odd how your new here yet your level 3... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
shell bronze
embed fail
buoyant ravine
shell bronze
I find it odd how your new here yet your level 3... *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
he was talking actively for hours on end
buoyant ravine
shell bronze
i dont see the issue
shell bronze
gif spam
buoyant apex
I find it odd how your new here yet your level 3... *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
I just migrated from old account that is still here
pallid cairn
great clip dude
shell bronze
I just migrated from old account that is still here
oh really
buoyant ravine
shell bronze
which one is it
buoyant apex
he was talking actively for hours on end
Why do you snitchin
shell bronze
Why do you snitchin
not snitching tf
pallid cairn
clip is HS enhancer
buoyant apex
not snitching tf
What if i dont want him to know what you typed?
shell bronze
i'm helping you out and this is what you do to me
buoyant apex
About me
buoyant ravine
ahhhh I see to level up you just (sorry but this sentence has been censored due to the yapping here)
shell bronze
i see how it is
lament fractal
is there any clue on when the realease is besides Q1
buoyant ravine
and that my children is exactly why (yapping)
pallid cairn
buoyant ravine
ok im done im gonna go do my own thing
pallid cairn
buoyant apex
is there any clue on when the realease is besides Q1
ONE MORE DELAY CAUSE OF YOU
pallid cairn
how about we all agree on something
buoyant apex
i just wanted to know if theres any more info
No info as soon as everyone talks about that a lot
eternal oracle
how about we all agree on something
how about we talk on discord instead of talk on discord
naive granite
is there any clue on when the realease is besides Q1
nope,devs like to make the release dates stretch as much as they can
pallid cairn
tough
feral moon
No, it's cold out
iron fractal
pallid cairn
40 degrees is not that cold
buoyant apex
Its tuff out
buoyant apex
40 degrees is not that cold
41 is fir sire
feral moon
I work outside, mostly. Im good for being cold today
iron fractal
is willies face modeled after anyone
naive granite
is willies face modeled after anyone
is your pfp from elden ring
feral moon
Willie Dafoe
buoyant apex
is willies face modeled after anyone
After me
feral moon
Dark souls 3, I think
iron fractal
is your pfp from elden ring
yeah its an incel elden ring character i made
naive granite
ds3 or elden ring
pallid cairn
shell bronze
embed fail
feral moon
Bro got that 6head
shell bronze
buoyant apex
is your pfp from elden ring
Is your pfp from god of war
naive granite
Is your pfp from god of war
how did you know tho
shell bronze
it's literally kratos
pallid cairn
nuuh
naive granite
it's literally kratos
who is
buoyant apex
https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gor...
YOU HAVE NO, PERMISSION, TO SEND, A GIF
feral moon
Kratos is obvs from Fortnite
naive granite
Kratos is obvs from Fortnite
thought so too
feral moon
Willie in fortnite when
pallid cairn
YOU HAVE NO, PERMISSION, TO SEND, A GIF
ok then
feral moon
Tenor got bought by Google btw
pallid cairn
feral moon
So discord is looking for a new gif source
buoyant apex
Tenor got bought by Google btw
Who the fuck is tenor
Maybe you wanted to say Trevor?
naive granite
i miss the playtest where the small knife was actually useful for stabbing now you cant do anything with it
buoyant apex
So discord is looking for a new gif source
Why would discord not taking something from google?
naive granite
kicks were so powerful too
buoyant apex
kicks were so powerful too
Cant agree with you
buoyant apex
They are powerful now too
At least you can set how powerful you want your damage to be
naive granite
im sure you dont know/remember how strong they were
naive granite
At least you can set how powerful you want your damage to be
damage to npc slider was always a thing
buoyant apex
Just saying how they are now
buoyant apex
damage to npc slider was always a thing
Oh ok
naive granite
one thing i hate about playtest was that it was so hard to get up
and you were always falling down
pallid token
commoner rank is actual dismemberment hell
shell bronze
just turn gore off or down
buoyant apex
commoner rank is actual dismemberment hell
Just attack them after they swing once
pallid token
just turn gore off or down
i mean i dont care about seeing gore its just that if you give unarmored people swords and shit one slash and your head flies off like a cork
buoyant apex
For me commoner is one of the best
ruby glade
shell bronze
i mean i dont care about seeing gore its just that if you give unarmored people ...
not the point i was trying to make
gore slider controls how easy it is to get dismembered
pallid token
gore slider controls how easy it is to get dismembered
wait deadass?
shell bronze
yes
buoyant apex
i mean i dont care about seeing gore its just that if you give unarmored people ...
Thats why i love commoner rank
shell bronze
yes
autumn geode
Doing a mace overhead is mission impossible
pallid token
Doing a mace overhead is mission impossible
overheads are weird
in general
sometimes the weapon just flies off to the side
autumn geode
this game is weird
buoyant apex
What is overhead?
pallid token
usually you're supposed to bring it straight down when you do an over head but this game doesent really like doing that
autumn geode
Try doing it with commoner rank and take the mace as weapon a mace is common used for overheads but in the practice fight you barely manage to hit the helmet once at the dummy
autumn geode
usually you're supposed to bring it straight down when you do an over head but ...
I hope they address that when it comes out, now it is just frustration
pallid token
Try doing it with commoner rank and take the mace as weapon a mace is common use...
i like spears and stabs so i usually take longsword on commoner
buoyant apex
usually you're supposed to bring it straight down when you do an over head but ...
It does depends on your mouse feeling
pearl ferry
I hope they address that when it comes out, now it is just frustration
it's a skill issue
buoyant apex
And how fast you do it
pallid token
It does depends on your mouse feeling
i mean yeah
buoyant apex
i mean yeah
Oh ok
autumn geode
And how fast you do it
really fast
pearl ferry
when you naturally move your mouse down, your wrist actually bends slightly to the left. this will affect your swing
pallid token
when you naturally move your mouse down, your wrist actually bends slightly to t...
nvm you're right
buoyant apex
really fast
Which is not ok you need to make it lil bit smooth
pallid token
i just tried and deadass my mouse just swung to thee side
buoyant apex
when you naturally move your mouse down, your wrist actually bends slightly to t...
Give this guy a candy
pearl ferry
i just tried and deadass my mouse just swung to thee side
yes. unless you are using your full shoulder to move it, it will most likely rotate your wrist because the movement is coming from the elbow
autumn geode
so I need to tilt a bit and not in straight line moving down?
pallid token
so I need to tilt a bit and not in straight line moving down?
no
pearl ferry
no you're already tilting a bit naturally
buoyant apex
yes. unless you are using your full shoulder to move it, it will most likely rot...
Game makes your mous to be a sword itself lel
pallid token
move your arm with your shoulder
instead of moving only your wrist use your shoulder and slide your arm back
that'll give you a straight downswing
practice it a bit
pallid token
also is charging headfirst into someone with longsword a viable commoner clear tactic? i tried and it works like 70% of the time, the other 30% i get my shit kicked to the side and swiftly get decapitated
(i have been to the abyss like 7 times over this)
(i love this game)
buoyant apex
also is charging headfirst into someone with longsword a viable commoner clear t...
What is headfirst 😭
pallid token
What is headfirst 😭
just like
buoyant apex
Holy shit its so hard to be non english speaker here
pallid token
running straight at them
wheat leaf
also is charging headfirst into someone with longsword a viable commoner clear t...
It’s a riskier strategy the lower tier you are, commoners pret much most risky lmao
buoyant apex
running straight at them
Oh well its also works well with helmet on militia or some of that ranks
pallid token
It’s a riskier strategy the lower tier you are, commoners pret much most risky l...
LMFAO yeah fair point
autumn geode
instead of moving only your wrist use your shoulder and slide your arm back
how can the mouse know I use my shoulder the overheadds are working but the aim/accuracy is bad and doesnt land where I want
wheat leaf
The problem is that the moment your lock-on engages you can’t actually sprint, so you’ll lose momentum right as you enter their attack range
pearl ferry
i got hit but it's okay because i got a sick fucking kill
soft osprey
Holy shit its so hard to be non english speaker here
Most of the user base is English yeah lol but we do have other language channels. Though admittedly people dont use them often
ruby glade
how can the mouse know I use my shoulder the overheadds are working but the aim/...
Oh yea you just gotta update your mouse firmware that should smooth it over
pallid token
The problem is that the moment your lock-on engages you can’t actually sprint, s...
ohh thats annoying
buoyant apex
how can the mouse know I use my shoulder the overheadds are working but the aim/...
How can the mouse know something
buoyant apex
Most of the user base is English yeah lol but we do have other language channels...
Thats why im here😇
pallid token
i got hit but it's okay because i got a sick fucking kill
holy disarm 😭
autumn geode
How can the mouse know something
that is also what I wonder
wheat leaf
ohh thats annoying
If you want a pro trick I just learned last night
hold your sword way low between your legs or slightly off to one side, like fools guard or tail guard, then let the enemy charge you and right as they get close tap alt, it makes the sword spring up aimed straight for their hips-chest
pallid token
If you want a pro trick I just learned last night
hold your sword way low betwe...
ohh thats a good tip actually thank you
admittetly i do not know the controls for this game
so i dont know if theres buttons that do stuff
wheat leaf
At least when I was doing it I had like a 90-100% success rate with good application
pallid token
i mostly just hold guard and swing my mouse to block/counter
wheat leaf
pearl ferry
holy disarm 😭
we play for aura always and forever
pallid token
it is really satisfying to swat an enemy's weapon off to the side and shank them in the sternum
wheat leaf
Yerr
pallid token
we play for aura always and forever
heart stab of doom and despair
why is your abyss actually black btw 😭
mine is like
foggy
pearl ferry
turn fog off
pallid token
oh
mental kelp
If you want a pro trick I just learned last night
hold your sword way low betwe...
U can also do this and direct it towards the head from the posta choda longa, or send out tag hits (light cuts) in the same way
buoyant ravine
why is your abyss actually black btw 😭
coughs in settings
wheat leaf
we play for aura always and forever
“When aura is the goal, bring your axe-headed pole”
Willilations: 10:17
devout lion
https://tenor.com/view/thats-not-that-impressive-floyd-debarber-30rock-its-alrig...
That's mean you should say sorry
pallid token
*coughs in settings*
yeah i shouldve probably checked those earlier
i just realized theres an actuall input to thrust
i've been trying to thrust with like, mouse movement
pearl ferry
“When aura is the goal, bring your axe-headed pole”
Willilations: 10:17
aura is ALWAYS the goal
wheat leaf
U can also do this and direct it towards the head from the posta choda longa, or...
Yessir that’s true, I have yet to try other options with it yet, so far just as a quick snipe when they rush in from high guard, or any guard really it’s quite effective lol
Btw what’s posta choda longa
pallid token
aura is ALWAYS the goal
FLASH COUNTER DAMN 😭
also love the full headsprint of the npc as soon as they got disarmed
he was trying to hit you with the 'tis just a flesh wound headbutt
mental kelp
Yessir that’s true, I have yet to try other options with it yet, so far just as ...
Admittedly I don’t use it much anymore but I did delve into experimentation with it in the old days.
choda longa is the long tail guard, aka nebenhut or side guard in Meyer (German)
pearl ferry
yeah that was strange behavior, i think he was trying to pull his knife out but just couldnt so he ran at me disarmed
buoyant apex
why is your abyss actually black btw 😭
Black abyss is like some nightmare and thats why i like it
mental kelp
Admittedly I don’t use it much anymore but I did delve into experimentation with...
Maybe I can dig up some of the old techniques and do some clips of it
wheat leaf
Admittedly I don’t use it much anymore but I did delve into experimentation with...
Like tail guard but held a bit higher up in middle?
pallid token
yeah that was strange behavior, i think he was trying to pull his knife out but ...
oh yeah i think he was trying to reach for the mace but he was holding his throat so he couldnt
mental kelp
Like tail guard but held a bit higher up in middle?
It’s the same
wheat leaf
Gotcha ok
mental kelp
I don’t know why it translates to long tail when it’s only one word but it must have some connotation
pearl ferry
it makes the ai willie way more likely to just sprint at you and you can fucking lop their head off
mental kelp
Literally two words choda longa
pearl ferry
mental kelp
it makes the ai willie way more likely to just sprint at you and you can fucking...
Nowadays I keep up in plow because I like to set aside or parry but maybe I’ll try the tail guard again
buoyant apex
God damn it looks like straight from some film
buoyant apex
Nowadays I keep up in plow because I like to set aside or parry but maybe I’ll t...
Wdym plow
I know plow is a food
mental kelp
It’s a stance where you hold the sword at your side from the hips with the point of the blade facing forward
pearl ferry
overheadd simply doesnt work
play for longer than 2 hours and it'll work trust
mental kelp
In German it’s pflug
pallid token
overheadd simply doesnt work
no it does, i just tried it against the peasant boss and i split his head open with a hammer
just use your shoulder
buoyant apex
It’s a stance where you hold the sword at your side from the hips with the point...
I thought it was the most iconic one
So i thought its just normal stance
pallid token
i love hitting armor with blunt weapons it makes a really satisfying crunch
buoyant apex
With ya sword
autumn geode
no it does, i just tried it against the peasant boss and i split his head open w...
ddoes this also happen on meddium gore?
mental kelp
On the left is a sort of exaggerated pflug
buoyant apex
On the left is a sort of exaggerated pflug
Yeah well still i like the right one more
mental kelp
Same but it’s not so good in hs
hollow jay
Is there any way to stop to lock on randomly switching targets?
buoyant apex
Is there any way to stop to lock on randomly switching targets?
Turning off the lock on ig
pearl ferry
just playing with the food :3
pearl ferry
Is there any way to stop to lock on randomly switching targets?
z to turn lock on off
buoyant apex
z to turn lock on off
Or turn it off in settings
hollow jay
is that really the only way to stop it?
buoyant apex
is that really the only way to stop it?
Probably yeash
ruby glade
hollow jay
damn ok, thank you anyway
pearl ferry
is that really the only way to stop it?
let go of m1
pallid token
my power just went out while i was about to salvage a commoner run in the abyss fml
pearl ferry
to not lock on
buoyant apex
Feel bad for him cause of that final slap...
pallid token
HOW 😭
autumn geode
and why I get thrown in the abyss while surrendering
pallid token
dude my enemies are all fucking fat i cant lift them i can like barely move them with 2 hands 🥀
autumn geode
cus you surrendered
can I get my rank back then
pearl ferry
yeah if you win the abyss
ruby glade
HOW 😭
You grab a dude by the kneecap at the right angle and for some reason you can swing them around like a toddler
quaint ingot
dude my enemies are all fucking fat i cant lift them i can like barely move them...
skill issue
pallid token
You grab a dude by the kneecap at the right angle and for some reason you can sw...
i love physic engines
pearl ferry
i have never in my life seen someone get stabbed more thoroughly than this
pallid token
i have never in my life seen someone get stabbed more thoroughly than this
DAMN 🥀
that was to the hilt
quaint ingot
i have never in my life seen someone get stabbed more thoroughly than this
Pretty sure I’ve had the hilt go into Willie
buoyant apex
i have never in my life seen someone get stabbed more thoroughly than this
FUCKING HELL ALMOST THE WHOLE THING THROUGH HIS BODY
quaint ingot
just been awhile since I’ve stabbed Willie on purpose
upper urchin
i have never in my life seen someone get stabbed more thoroughly than this
took it like champ
quaint ingot
I’ve shanked Willie more times than I have stabbed him with a sword
ruby glade
Saw a guy on here that straight up split willie in half standing up once
Like vertically
quaint ingot
If Willie annoys me enough I just make him immortal and torture him
pearl ferry
If Willie annoys me enough I just make him immortal and torture him
canonical zeus behavior
quaint ingot
canonical zeus behavior
Ehh he’d just fuck then turn the person into a animal if it was found out
ruby glade
Wrong order
pearl ferry
just using some utter bullshit in the abyss
pearl ferry
Ehh he’d just fuck then turn the person into a animal if it was found out
yeah i guess he did do a lot of the first thing
quaint ingot
yeah i guess he did do a lot of the first thing
Yeaaaah that’s just majority of Greek Mythology
buoyant apex
just using some utter bullshit in the abyss
How you felt with those 2 axes:
quaint ingot
gotta love that I can fuck up my own leg from kicking Willie hard enough
buoyant apex
gotta love that I can fuck up my own leg from kicking Willie hard enough
Little sacrifice
quaint ingot
Pretty sure I’m hitting my shin on his hand and it’s fucking me up
buoyant apex
What is shin
pearl ferry
What is shin<:steamhappy:1289342995321061426>
lower part of your leg
quaint ingot
you know it’s fucked when Willie’s hands are trembling
pearl ferry
where it is only bone and a thin layer of tendons and skin covering it so when you hit it it hurts
muscle*
just torturing this willie honestly
pearl ferry
aim for head
aim high
if you are having trouble physically point your camera up before swinging
using the pollaxe probably nets you the win in both cases if you wanna cheese it
buoyant apex
lower part of your leg
Oh bro god bless your soul
ruby glade
buoyant apex
And souls of all guys who help me to understand some english words
buoyant apex
Left bro without kids
hollow kraken
if you are having trouble physically point your camera up before swinging
problem with that is the lock on always moves my camera down
buoyant apex
any advice for the man-at-arms boss
You can try taking axe and half axing head of boss, it helped me alot not only with the boss
pearl ferry
hollow kraken
You can try taking axe and half axing head of boss, it helped me alot not only w...
okie
abyss after armor is just impossible
and i died
buoyant apex
and i died
You was on Man At Arms right?
hollow kraken
yeah
buoyant apex
EXACTLY
hollow kraken
the furthest i have gotten is to the knight boss
buoyant apex
Man At Arms is the most often random shit generator
craggy cypress
Third boss is hardest at teir
hollow kraken
Third boss is hardest at teir
i just go pitchfork
craggy cypress
But yes can be cheesed
buoyant apex
the rest are cheesable
Wish you luck beating Man At Arms without making backflips cause you slipped on some rock
hollow kraken
i beat on it once
i can beat it again
the main issue is knight
idk how to beat the black knight
craggy cypress
Am I mental in saying that the best loadout for ultimate challenge is an arm shield / one handed axe or blunt weapon combo
Idk I feel like once I cracked Man At Arms I blasted thru my next run
buoyant apex
the first and second boss are the hardest imo
First is easy lol, literally beating him with nothing but the kicks or steel gloves
craggy cypress
First is easy lol, literally beating him with nothing but the kicks or steel glo...
Does a good job of introducing you to the game physics though
And actually fighting
buoyant apex
idk how to beat the black knight
Black? Tf he is black
hollow kraken
Black? Tf he is black
his armor is black
craggy cypress
Black? Tf he is black
May be a Monty python reference
craggy cypress
his armor is black
Shouldn’t be?
buoyant apex
his armor is black
I thought he got like regular armor but ok
craggy cypress
Yeah he’s shiny
buoyant apex
Oh you mean that
hollow kraken
Check #game-footage-🎮🎥
hollow kraken
Hol up lemme give the bosses nicknames
i have my personal choices :3
buoyant apex
Does a good job of introducing you to the game physics though
Fr first boss makes you understand from star that you can make them unconsciouss by hitting they helmet later on
solar nest
spinning around like a fucking idiot always works
simple vale
actually like some movie martial arts move
solar nest
actually like some movie martial arts move
HOW
ruby glade
actually like some movie martial arts move
Oh jesus lol
hollow kraken
WHO TF WAS GONNA TELL ME I COULD GO FROM FREE MODE STRAIGHT INTO DEMO MODE????
buoyant apex
Check <#1047194231875321856>
Yeah id say its just dark but not black
hollow kraken
wait
buoyant apex
Like
hollow kraken
nvm i cant
hollow kraken
Yeah id say its just dark but not black
yeah but like
the black knight is a whole thing
and it makes sense for it to be the boss
buoyant apex
There is also a gold knight btw
buoyant apex
Well its choosable way
You can go straight to baron if you dnot want to beat golden freddy
ruby glade
ruby glade
i told you no spoilers
Dont worry golden freddy only shows up in 1987 mode
primal mulch
Beating the game without using tactic hurts... BADLY... I might have to start locking in or else I might start screaming at my screen 💀
craggy cypress
Baron - dunno haven’t fought him yet
Knight - mirror boi
Man at arms - mirror boi lite
Veteran - BALD (shouted loudly at the start of the match)
Soldier - Jorgen Swedeman
Militia - French cretin
Commoner - cretin
Peasant - beach harvester (I love his hat it’s my favorite in the game)
Beggar - bucket head
primal mulch
Negan treatment 👍👍👍
shell bronze
Beating the game without using tactic hurts... BADLY... I might have to start lo...
polearm to the head clears all
hollow kraken
polearm to the head clears all
ion think polearm counters armor
primal mulch
polearm to the head clears all
Unless the spear guys have aimbot and even hits through a dodge
buoyant apex
i told you no spoilers
Sorry
shell bronze
ion think polearm counters armor
are you sure about that
buoyant apex
Dont worry golden freddy only shows up in 1987 mode
IM CRINE
shell bronze
primal mulch
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1453587202079461469...
Ooh against this it's easy W, no dif
But I'm talking about spear/halbert 24/7 every round
With one hit kill ability
buoyant apex
Beating the game without using tactic hurts... BADLY... I might have to start lo...
Been there did that
shell bronze
primal mulch
It's also so easy to block anything else, but I hate any pole weapon with a spike on the end
buoyant apex
But I'm talking about spear/halbert 24/7 every round
Look just play a little more and you will see how you counter everything
hollow kraken
the candlestick is the best weapon in the game
shell bronze
Unless the spear guys have aimbot and even hits through a dodge
just use another one or do what i do
hollow kraken
the long one
buoyant apex
the candlestick is the best weapon in the game
One of for sure
primal mulch
just use another one or do what i do
As soon as I walk into range, he stabs forwards and always hits me
I hold shift and dodge left or right = still getting hit and mostly one shot.
And damage is set to standard
buoyant apex
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1453587202079461469...
Fiberdigibet
hollow kraken
One of for sure
best weapons imo (in no order)
spiky sticks
long candlestick
pitchfork
most polearms
sickle hammer
hand shield
craggy cypress
I have a question about the ultimate challenge (and my intelligence
primal mulch
best weapons imo (in no order)
spiky sticks
long candlestick
pitchfork
most pol...
Long candlestick 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
primal mulch
Oh yeah...there they usually stab up into my neck if I do that
buoyant apex
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1454049193696952391...
Cant always catch this one parry
primal mulch
I can even clip it if Iever download something to record on my PC
primal mulch
And trust I can do that parry blindfolded in any other game without problem
shell bronze
Cant always catch this one parry
buoyant apex
Already ran out of range
shell bronze
craggy cypress
I know the gold standard for the final challenge is long weapons like Plancon…
But I have been finding more luck with arm shield and a blunt weapon or axe
Am I insane
primal mulch
bonus vs plancon https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/14...
I love when they try and hit me, UGH... Deadazz: this makes me smile
(just to get stabbed by the next one 💀💀💀)
Imma just reinstall lowkey cause whatever I do and however picture perfect I recreate things, they still stab
jade wadi
How many hours do you guys have?
hollow kraken
Long candlestick 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
if i could have any weapon itd be long candlestick
shell bronze
craggy cypress
How many hours do you guys have?
50
primal mulch
How many hours do you guys have?
About 12
quaint ingot
umm I cut Willie in half and he’s still alive
hollow kraken
How many hours do you guys have?
21.7
jade wadi
Now I feel sick
primal mulch
umm I cut Willie in half and he’s still alive
He'll be fiiine
primal mulch
Now I feel sick
Why?
jade wadi
I might need to stop playing that much lol
buoyant apex
bonus vs plancon https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/14...
Need clip for the way if you can parry only from left side cause got too close
quaint ingot
primal mulch
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428549692521709628...
I should try this more often, but I'm too scared to lose progress in gauntlet
primal mulch
I got around 160 which makes it my second most played game on steam atm o0
Well it is a great fkn game, so understandable
hollow kraken
bonus vs plancon https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/14...
do i need to learn actual swordfighting to get far into this game???
normally i just swing
craggy cypress
normally i just swing
There’s a happy medium
jade wadi
Well it is a great fkn game, so understandable
I feel I'm addicted to it
shell bronze
I should try this more often, but I'm too scared to lose progress in gauntlet
i dont recommend
buoyant apex
I got around 160 which makes it my second most played game on steam atm o0
Guy here got 1k+ hours
primal mulch
It's either 5th boss stabs me or I get pushed over and smashed to bits, to either die or get send to abyss and getting back stabbed
jade wadi
Guy here got 1k+ hours
Holy shit
shell bronze
just like i dont recommend parrying commoner boss by blade
craggy cypress
normally i just swing
Focus on learning where and when to swing, with that weapons
shell bronze
(only i can do it)
hollow kraken
Focus on learning where and when to swing, with that weapons
i mean i have gotten to knight, but i feel like this would help
primal mulch
just like i dont recommend parrying commoner boss by blade
Yeah commoner is evil
I just get the hoe from farmer
shell bronze
do i need to learn actual swordfighting to get far into this game???
not necessary but good if you want to enter the upper echelon of players
buoyant apex
(only i can do it)
I did twice but not without wounds
shell bronze
I just get the hoe from farmer
pitchfork
shell bronze
I did twice but not without wounds
let me send my no damage commoner boss clips
jade wadi
I used to enjoy playing in the commoner rank, but lately I've been practicing knight rank and how to win by knockout, and it's really addictive
wheat leaf
Farmer? I hardly know ‘er!
primal mulch
I can walk anyone down and push them against the barrier = doesn't penetrate
shell bronze
shell bronze
I can walk anyone down and push them against the barrier = doesn't penetrate
works for me
craggy cypress
i mean i have gotten to knight, but i feel like this would help
Yeah at armored combat it’s not about stabbing as much really. Get a great sword and use it to smack their head. Also fantastic for unlocking shoulders via armpit
jade wadi
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424677107396644946...
Moves are real
buoyant apex
Farmer? I hardly know ‘er!
Idioter? I hardly know ‘er
craggy cypress
I’ve been stuck on UC for a while so I’d have to relearn
primal mulch
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424677107396644946...
That downward slash 100% hits me whenever I try this
mental kelp
primal mulch
My sword just gets pushed down by the force and it either hits me in the shoulder or head
shell bronze
wheat leaf
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424677107396644946...
Ngl I feel like that swing wouldn’t have hit you anyways
jade wadi
Yeah at armored combat it’s not about stabbing as much really. Get a great sword...
Yeah, I've been practicing that a lot and I think I'm at a good enough lvl rn
buoyant apex
Need clip for the way if you can parry only from left side cause got too close
@shell bronze still need it
hollow kraken
both of them
primal mulch
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1436911384309796975...
But it looks easy and I get the sword into the perfect position, I just get pushed down everytime
shell bronze
Ngl I feel like that swing wouldn’t have hit you anyways
then it's parrying by voiding/dodging the attack
primal mulch
And idk what that is
craggy cypress
Yeah, I've been practicing that a lot and I think I'm at a good enough lvl rn
Yeah just get the sword under their arm and pull the sword up I think
Maybe half sword some way or another
craggy cypress
Iether way learning when to retreat is also very important
primal mulch
Like do you just jab the blade of the dude or do you have to hold your blade up and let him hit it?
shell bronze
<@998946686170832977> still need it
?
wheat leaf
But it looks easy and I get the sword into the perfect position, I just get push...
Depends where you catch his blade also, like if you somehow managed to hard block his swing it’d have to be basically against your cross guard, any higher on the blade and he’ll blow right past
primal mulch
Depends where you catch his blade also, like if you somehow managed to hard bloc...
Near hilt mostly
For me
jade wadi
Yeah just get the sword under their arm and pull the sword up I think
What I really like (when it actually happens) is after smacking their head once from right to left, I'd go into half swording onto them and it will thrust them or slice their neck, it's really satisfying. Worst case would be to get hit by the hilt on the face.
shell bronze
there has to be some element of deflection against him if it's not a perfect block
primal mulch
And I hold the sword up just before he slashes but he simply pushes my arms down and lands on my shoulder
shell bronze
in times like these the ukenagashi parry is your best friend
wheat leaf
Perfect blocks are mad risky, like hardly worth attempting against commoner boss
shell bronze
Perfect blocks are mad risky, like hardly worth attempting against commoner boss
hence why the default advice is to pitchfork him
craggy cypress
What I really like (when it actually happens) is after smacking their head once ...
Oh yeah hilt strikes are great too
shell bronze
kitchen knife can get him just fine though
buoyant apex
?
I need a parrying clip tutorial when you cant parry spiky pole from both sides cause you walked too close
wheat leaf
Can hard block him with any polearm tho
solar nest
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1447775193639686234...
i wish i could parry like you bro 😭
shell bronze
i wish i could parry like you bro 😭
you'll get there bro
shell bronze
I need a parrying clip tutorial when you cant parry spiky pole from both sides c...
that's a skill issue clip
primal mulch
But I trust with the hoe, I can kill any willy that doesn't have something longer than a regular sword
shell bronze
why would you be in that situation
primal mulch
Cause I hit my shot everytime
jade wadi
Oh yeah hilt strikes are great too
Currently trying to make some clips for a compilation vid, like fast ko's or something
craggy cypress
What I really like (when it actually happens) is after smacking their head once ...
Maybe try half swording the pitchfork at the peasant teir to practice hilt strikes
shell bronze
primal mulch
why would you be in that situation
Can't react fast enough or gauge distance good enough
buoyant apex
why would you be in that situation
Cause of picking weapon and stuff and catch this guy spawned behind you
craggy cypress
Currently trying to make some clips for a compilation vid, like fast ko's or som...
Definitely very good
jade wadi
Definitely very good
Thanks mate
primal mulch
Also to pitchfork: no matter if I stab commoner boss or not, he still kills me in one hit (normal damage/low damage)
Cause I stab forward, he swings and hits me
shell bronze
shell bronze
Cause I stab forward, he swings and hits me
you overcommit to the stab without knowing that it will disable/kill him
that's what happens
i have pitchfork footage to showcase what to do
primal mulch
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1412160329873358928...
And how can you tell when he stabs and when he swings?
It always seems like he's in a standard position and then he either does one thing or the other
jade wadi
Yeah the Commoner boss was a pain for me as well when I first started, I think you just need to do a good dodge and strike instantly afterwards, that usually works for me
buoyant apex
And how can you tell when he stabs and when he swings?
Well he stabs as runs and swings as stays on the spot
primal mulch
Well he stabs as runs and swings as stays on the spot
Wait really?
shell bronze
It always seems like he's in a standard position and then he either does one thi...
you watch his sword stance and twitch forward a bit to bait him into attacking, then make a split-second decision to decide whether the opening is good enough or not
shell bronze
Well he stabs as runs and swings as stays on the spot
nope
buoyant apex
Wait really?
Well to me mostly its like this
primal mulch
you watch his sword stance and twitch forward a bit to bait him into attacking, ...
That works for me, will try that thanks 👍
shell bronze
primal mulch
If it doesn't, then imma just reinstall cause it gets me super frustrated sometimes
jade wadi
Ok is anyone here on the final challenge
Yeap
primal mulch
It's also why I never beat the gauntlet. I got past him a few times
But there I just got either hit in my weak spot (can't tell sertain things, gameplay is too fast) or pushed to the ground asap
craggy cypress
Yeap
Am I mental in using arm shield and blunt weapon/axe combo instead of biggest stick I can find
primal mulch
Which is a skill issue but with a pole or anything longer than a regular sword, I hit everything in one blow.
shell bronze
gauntlet at its simplest is about surviving the first polearm user you find and then using his polearm to either get a better polearm or win the entire run
jade wadi
Am I mental in using arm shield and blunt weapon/axe combo instead of biggest st...
To be honest, if it works for you, it should be fine. For me it’s usually the spear with the spikes (don’t recall its name), which works on Baron as well.
primal mulch
gauntlet at its simplest is about surviving the first polearm user you find and ...
How can you pick up a weapon and continue using it throughout? When I do that, I get my weapon back next fight.
craggy cypress
To be honest, if it works for you, it should be fine. For me it’s usually the sp...
Plancón
primal mulch
I meant from beggar to Barron
shell bronze
How can you pick up a weapon and continue using it throughout? When I do that, I...
UC i mean
primal mulch
Uc?
shell bronze
the progression part of gauntlet is just
t2 to t3 - pitchfork
t4 to t8 - plancon
craggy cypress
To be honest, if it works for you, it should be fine. For me it’s usually the sp...
I guess I massively prefer closer combat, and even the first arm shield is fantastic for punting things like Plancón out of the way and even beating up stragglers
buoyant apex
gauntlet at its simplest is about surviving the first polearm user you find and ...
For me, the best polearm at this point of gauntlet is the longest one with triple blade or somethig, its very long so you can just keep distance well and deal with 3 enemies in a row
primal mulch
Imma try the pitchfork again rn but I bet it's just not gonna stab my opponent
shell bronze
alternatively, t5 to t8 - voulge
shell bronze
Imma try the pitchfork again rn but I bet it's just not gonna stab my opponent
it works off of momentum not pressure
jade wadi
I guess I massively prefer closer combat, and even the first arm shield is fanta...
True! I want to beat it with a long sword at some point but idk if I’ll manage tbh
shell bronze
needs to hit the flesh at speed, cant press it in
craggy cypress
Imma try the pitchfork again rn but I bet it's just not gonna stab my opponent
I most often swing the pitchfork from the left in UC. Stabs require momentum and mumentum runs you into blades
primal mulch
I can have a running head start and hit it perfectly and it still doesn't stab them :/. But imma try rn!
I won't give up until I've beaten the gauntlet once
shell bronze
I most often swing the pitchfork from the left in UC. Stabs require momentum and...
only if you have no self preservation
craggy cypress
True! I want to beat it with a long sword at some point but idk if I’ll manage t...
Yeah I just want the baron. Only time I’ve ever played free mode was practicing for man at arms and knight to make sure I could actually win
shell bronze
be wary of the other guy's pointy stick and either wait for him to swing or wedge against it to thrust
craggy cypress
only if you have no self preservation
Well I lack skill too. Plus swinging hits like a truck if you use the tip of the pitchfork for the hit
jade wadi
Yeah I just want the baron. Only time I’ve ever played free mode was practicing ...
I mostly play free mode nowadays tbh.
primal mulch
be wary of the other guy's pointy stick and either wait for him to swing or wedg...
Yeah if they swing, I instandly get them. But they do that once every 5 minutes for me
shell bronze
Yeah if they swing, I instandly get them. But they do that once every 5 minutes ...
use my feinting trick
they will swing like madmen
craggy cypress
I mostly play free mode nowadays tbh.
Yeah I want to beat the gauntlet first
jade wadi
Yeah I want to beat the gauntlet first
You haven’t yet?
primal mulch
You haven’t yet?
You won't belive how many haven't but it's cause they don't like tactics
craggy cypress
You haven’t yet?
Only practicing for knight and man at arms passes
primal mulch
For most I talk to (friends and others), they just rush in like a samurai and swing down or from side
That's their ONLY strategy
jade wadi
You won't belive how many haven't but it's cause they don't like tactics
Ngl, I got really frustrated when I was trying to beat it the first time and almost gave up at some point
craggy cypress
That's their ONLY strategy
Yeah no I’ve learned that by now lol
shell bronze
For most I talk to (friends and others), they just rush in like a samurai and sw...
samurai gameplay is fun if you know kenjutsu like me though
craggy cypress
Ngl, I got really frustrated when I was trying to beat it the first time and alm...
Ultimate challenge is indeed ultimate
shell bronze
craggy cypress
Me when the billhook flies off my hand when I turn too quickly
God I hate that
primal mulch
samurai gameplay is fun if you know kenjutsu like me though
Yes and if you block xD. They don't do that
jade wadi
Ultimate challenge is indeed ultimate<:NotUntitled:1271742018749730847>
Yeap! Can’t imagine what else is gonna come now with the release
craggy cypress
Part of why I’ve been using one handed weapon and shield combo
primal mulch
They hold their weapon out, ready to swing in only once and that's it 💀
craggy cypress
Yeap! Can’t imagine what else is gonna come now with the release
Can’t wait
jade wadi
But I mostly want them to fix the blood issue so I can beat UC with blood on
buoyant apex
I most often swing the pitchfork from the left in UC. Stabs require momentum and...
You right, the simplest way to complete the UC is to left swing all the enemies as soon as you get something long, could be not the polearms but pitchfork too
shell bronze
They hold their weapon out, ready to swing in only once and that's it 💀
kurosawa movie enthusiasts
they have my approval
buoyant apex
But its harder with pitchfork
primal mulch
And it's crazy to me that these kinda people got beyond commoner xD.
craggy cypress
You right, the simplest way to complete the UC is to left swing all the enemies ...
I just use the pitchfork to get to arm shield when I get it
shell bronze
And it's crazy to me that these kinda people got beyond commoner xD.
here's some theorycrafting on that subject
soft osprey
samurai gameplay is fun if you know kenjutsu like me though
Fuckin hate Ken
shell bronze
the ai is incredibly stupid in the way of defense, and the weapons are very effective in this game
madman swings usually manage to overwhelm the ai and kill them without requiring any real finesse or technique
hence why i see bums post the most MID clips ever and go like "YOOO CLEAN KILL"
which includes them flailing blindly and getting a lucky throat slice (and then taking near lethal damage while theyre at it)
soft osprey
Clueless really is the resident halfsnob
shell bronze
its also why content creators like ovrdth got away with highly edited mid ass kills that anyone with 50+ hours can recreate on a dime--the standards and expectations of the average player are both extremely low
sharp talon
i had one somewhere on big armour tier where i halfsworded a guy into a headlock and he protected his neck with his sword for a few seconds and all the sparks and stuff were going everywhere and then it cut his head off it was so cool
shell bronze
Clueless really is the resident halfsnob
what part of my god tier elitism and discrimination agenda do you not get
soft osprey
its also why content creators like ovrdth got away with highly edited mid ass ki...
Fantastic shit talk though
shell bronze
is it really smack talk if it's truthnuke
soft osprey
Hm..yes? I think.
If I call someone fat, because they’re fat, id still consider it shit talk
sharp talon
devs when add lancer from gears of war to game
jade wadi
lol
sharp talon
dark souls did it
soft osprey
Im taking away your suggestion rights
soft osprey
at least i still have my suggestion lefts
Alright you earned them back
wheat leaf
its also why content creators like ovrdth got away with highly edited mid ass ki...
I can’t lie.
Fuck ovrdth for making the ONE keybind combo two of the only buttons you’d ever use during a fight
soft osprey
Bravo
sharp talon
ohoho
jade wadi
I can’t lie.
Fuck ovrdth for making the ONE keybind combo two of the only butto...
Which one do you mean?
soft osprey
Now if youll excuse me im gonna watch king los verbally abuse daylyt for 45 minutes
wheat leaf
Which one do you mean?
Alt + S to use whatever loadout is selected
So any time you use thrust stance and step backwards it changes your loadout lmao
wheat leaf
He made it so yeah?
wheat leaf
What else would I be talking about
wheat leaf
I’m chill sorry if that came across passive aggressive
jade wadi
All good mate
buoyant apex
Hm..yes? I think.
If I call someone fat, because they’re fat, id still consider...
Consider either the battalion join the..
I forgot the line
soft osprey
I’m chill sorry if that came across passive aggressive
I was momentarily offended for him
buoyant apex
I was momentarily offended for him
I thought you went watching some king
soft osprey
I thought you went watching some king
I am watching but I’ll always come back to be offended by something that has nothing to do with me
craggy cypress
He’s psychic
buoyant apex
I am watching but I’ll always come back to be offended by something that has not...
What is offendend im not England
jade wadi
What is offendend im not England
When someone expresses an opinion and you take it personally
soft osprey
Here you go, you can watch king los, the greatest wordsmith in music history, abuse daylyt, the greatest battle rapper in music history
buoyant apex
When someone expresses an opinion and you take it personally
Wdym personally, like you got angry bc of it or what
jade wadi
Wdym personally, like you got angry bc of it or what
Something like that I guess
sharp talon
So any time you use thrust stance and step backwards it changes your loadout lma...
for me it just plays the annoying windows notification sound every time i tap s
jade wadi
But nowadays people take personally almost everything
buoyant apex
for me it just plays the annoying windows notification sound every time i tap s
I got no windows in my house btw
soft osprey
But nowadays people take personally almost everything
Im taking this personal and taking out my anger on you for the next week
sharp talon
I got no windows in my house btw
what about curtains
buoyant apex
https://youtu.be/_eydtx2jiZw?si=y9qA722EBXNHzWft
When king los will battle xxxtentacion
jade wadi
for me it just plays the annoying windows notification sound every time i tap s
I had to replace the Alt-Shift key bind from changing the language because it became really annoying after a point
buoyant apex
And blind
sharp talon
Why would i have curtains without windows
spongebob curtains
soft osprey
When king los will battle xxxtentacion
Xxxtentacion made sad Emo boy music which, while not all terrible, he would not stand the tiniest possible chance in hell
jade wadi
Im taking this personal and taking out my anger on you for the next week
Starting now?
buoyant apex
Xxxtentacion made sad Emo boy music which, while not all terrible, he would not ...
He got one agressive type song as i remember
soft osprey
He got one agressive type song as i remember
Sippin tea in your hood, or the cant keep my d*** in my pants song
buoyant apex
Yeah the dihh in his pants
soft osprey
Yeah that one
buoyant apex
This one
soft osprey
The one drake stole the beat from
jade wadi
Goodnight fellas!
sharp talon
spongebob is so awesome i love spongebob
buoyant apex
Goodnight fellas!
Likewise
vapid hull
The one drake stole the beat from
drake's always stealing my beats 🤦♂️
soft osprey
Yeah it got some nice rhymes
Really depends what you’re looking for. I liked his music for what it was but he never pretended to be a super lyrical person. Just, maybe sometimes deep, but mostly surface level sad stuff, but still good
buoyant apex
I know that drake predicted corona virus in 2019
soft osprey
Easy to vibe to
soft osprey
drake's always stealing my beats 🤦♂️
Why did you let him
buoyant apex
Only one song i know from drake is toosie slid
vapid hull
Why did you let him
He whispered honeyed words of fame and fortune into my brain, only to rip away any potential of it coming to be from my grasp 
I'm drinking a coke zero right now and it is delicious.
sharp talon
my friend likes juicwrld and in like 90% of his songs he uses the same line "R kelly i pizz on her"
soft osprey
I love all music, like every genre, I can find stuff i like for sure. But I don’t like drakes music much. He has one song with meek mill that I like, but that’s also because I like meek mill
buoyant apex
my friend likes juicwrld and in like 90% of his songs he uses the same line "R k...
I hate juice world but i like his track wasted and thats all i like from him
pallid token
the large candle holder is the best weapon in the game tbh
low reef
the large candle holder is the best weapon in the game tbh
true bro
soft osprey
Juice wrld was undeniably a master of his craft. His music was pretty good, he just put so much out there in the time he was around that, not all of it is good lol
low reef
and i think the long-handed sword is the gorest weapon
soft osprey
Fair enough
sharp talon
Idk i like only one song from juice wrld and know only one from drake
he stole flights bars
buoyant apex
Lucid dreams are especially sucks
buoyant apex
he stole flights bars
What is flights bars im not engles
buoyant apex
You want a real rapper listen to the late and great Capital Steez
What can you say about chief kief👀
sharp talon
What is flights bars im not engles
that really dumb streamer
soft osprey
https://youtu.be/XcmR8DxuHBA?si=Wwh254um1JLYQJtV
Co founder of Pro Era, NY rap collective
With Joey badass
buoyant apex
that really dumb streamer
Oh its a person
sharp talon
yeah
pallid token
btw is it possible to get a spear in commoner rank? or is the best stabbing weapon the longsword?
sharp talon
you've probably seen clips of him before
low reef
one question: so my gc is 1660ti, which graphic is best to my pc
buoyant apex
I dont know his name but maybe yeah
soft osprey
What can you say about chief kief👀
I like a couple of his songs, I just don’t know his discography that well. That love sosa song is good
buoyant apex
Need to see his face
low reef
one question: so my gc is 1660ti, which graphic is best to my pc
when i play carnage it totally got low fps
tough hollow
low reef
when i play carnage it totally got low fps
help pls
buoyant apex
OH ITS FLIGHT
sharp talon
there's one of him reacting to a screen recording of one of his other reaction videos and he says the same thing as his past self and goes "yo this guy had a similar experience McCartney"
buoyant apex
BROKE BOI BOI BOI
buoyant apex
https://tenor.com/view/adin-adinross-what-does-he-even-do-adin-what-does-he-even...
OH THIS GUY I HATE SO MUCH TOO
pliant crest
I cannot get OVRDTH's mod to work.
low reef
I think this game's optimization sucks as hell
soft osprey
I’ll allow juice wrld to steal a bar here and there. The mf could rap his ass off, off the dome, for an hour straight no issues
tough hollow
buoyant apex
I like a couple of his songs, I just don’t know his discography that well. That ...
Yeah love sosa is good but id rather choose "dont like"
last verge
im new here and just wanted to say this is the most hilarious game on the steam i love it
soft osprey
I think this game's optimization sucks as hell
It’s not very optimized currently as it’s just the pre alpha. Expect the paid early access version to be much more optimized, considering Youre paying for it at that point and it BETTER BE
sharp talon
BROKE BOI BOI BOI
he sounds like a cartoon spring in that song
buoyant apex
he sounds like a cartoon spring in that song
Thats why he called fly
Well flight but still
Fly fits better by context
For him
low reef
It’s not very optimized currently as it’s just the pre alpha. Expect the paid ea...
Okay ty, then i hope it'll coming soon
buoyant apex
And his laugh also
sharp talon
who would win in a debate flight or that one guy that googled google on google to google "do mooslims not eat every thirty days during ramadaming"
buoyant apex
Fucking laugh of a dolphine
buoyant apex
who would win in a debate flight or that one guy that googled google on google t...
XD
soft osprey
Yeah love sosa is good but id rather choose "dont like"
Oh yeah I’ve heard this one before for sure, i haven’t heard anything about lil Reese like at all anymore
Though I think he got in legal trouble
buoyant apex
Well that guy is cool i think, cuz the ramadiming thing really made me laugh
sharp talon
Well that guy is cool i think, cuz the ramadiming thing really made me laugh
i saw a clip of them and they were like "but how does the water get in the coconut?"
buoyant apex
i saw a clip of them and they were like "but how does the water get in the cocon...
EUSUSHDJJS FR I SAW THAT ONE TOO
sharp talon
and they watched a video and learned it's called the endosperm and they both looked at eachother horrified and went "we been drinking cocoNUT!?"
buoyant apex
and they watched a video and learned it's called the endosperm and they both loo...
GOD DAYUM THATS CRAZY
sharp talon
youtube is such an underrated website like when me and my friends get bored of the game i just screenshare my browser and we surf the web
we found a polish video with 15 million views of a guy being chased through the woods very slowly by a drunk man who kept falling over
and we learned how to make pickle pepsi
you ever watched four midgets race a camel?
buoyant apex
I almost forgot about the drill rappers that remembers that day and some other shit they always remember
sharp talon
because we have
sharp talon
I almost forgot about the drill rappers that remembers that day and some other s...
i hate drill so much man
buoyant apex
i hate drill so much man
Im saying
Its so funny to watch them being so "mysterious" spinnig on da block sipping double cup
sharp talon
we get all these kids now trying to be roadmen someone in my neighborhood has a machete like bro this entire county is a tourist economy you do NOT have opps
buoyant apex
we get all these kids now trying to be roadmen someone in my neighborhood has a ...
FR
Buying machetes and some of that shit wouldnt make you a gangster
Like he would really do something with it
sharp talon
it's funny because most of the people i see acting like this are people i went to school with when we were little
buoyant apex
School made nothing for them
buoyant apex
we found a polish video with 15 million views of a guy being chased through the ...
OH IVE SAW THAT ONE HWHWWH
This guy is a legend
soft osprey
it's funny because most of the people i see acting like this are people i went t...
I grew up in a village of 2000 people, half of them were rednecks and the other half were wanna be gangsters. Bro we live in a tiny farming village you are not gangster in any type of way
pliant crest
"Please, I Pray for!-" THUD HAMMER TIMEEE
sharp talon
I grew up in a village of 2000 people, half of them were rednecks and the other ...
"Ay fam where my turnips brev? you tryna get cheffed?"
buoyant apex
I grew up in a village of 2000 people, half of them were rednecks and the other ...
Well he better take a pitchfork and go spin on the block looking for opps as another hood cows or whatever
vapid hull
I grew up in a village of 2000 people, half of them were rednecks and the other ...
switch hiym down cousin!
misty grove
switch hiym down cousin!
Don't know if I'm more afraid of the gangsters or the rednecks </3
wheat leaf
we get all these kids now trying to be roadmen someone in my neighborhood has a ...
Consider yourself an opp, finna get run down
buoyant apex
Don't know if I'm more afraid of the gangsters or the rednecks </3
You dont need to be afraid of the gangsters since rednecks are crazy for real but gangsters are just pretending to be
primal mulch
So I tried with the pitchfork and still died several times
got send to abyss and often won, but commoner boss just weird
soft osprey
You dont need to be afraid of the gangsters since rednecks are crazy for real bu...
When the guy pretending to be crazy meets the crazy guy pretending to be normal
buoyant apex
When the guy pretending to be crazy meets the crazy guy pretending to be normal
Universe is shutting then
primal mulch
head running start = stab doesnt stab
stabbing while standing = at best makes him bleed slightly
but in both results: dude touches me and I die immediately
vapid hull
Don't know if I'm more afraid of the gangsters or the rednecks </3
Gangster rednecks 
its like a vampire abraham lincoln
misty grove
Gangster rednecks <:panic:721361533623599174>
Ballas? ❎ Groovestreet? ❎ Hayhitters? I dunno I fucking guess sure whatever.
buoyant apex
head running start = stab doesnt stab
stabbing while standing = at best makes h...
Look, when stab doesnt stab you need to hold lmb then run and as soon as you close enough you press alt then try to back up after run hit, works for me 50% of a time
buoyant apex
Ballas? ❎ Groovestreet? ❎ Hayhitters? I dunno I fucking guess sure whatever.
DHSHAHAJJDJS
vapid hull
Ballas? ❎ Groovestreet? ❎ Hayhitters? I dunno I fucking guess sure whatever.
The Hayhitters have TAKEN OVER Heywood to rename it to Haywood. Valentinos scramble to regain lost territory.
buoyant apex
Really
primal mulch
Look, when stab doesnt stab you need to hold lmb then run and as soon as you clo...
oh I used double click with my mouse to stab lol
buoyant apex
oh I used double click with my mouse to stab lol
Nah fuck that
primal mulch
didnt know there was another button for it
buoyant apex
Double click is not even stabbing right as alt for me
primal mulch
(that just shows how lazy I am but aye, at least I can swing my weapon right looool)
sonic hearth
Is there any plans for multiplayer for this game?
primal mulch
not yet
vestal hare
Is there any plans for multiplayer for this game?
I think this is mentioned in #faq
primal mulch
yup
sonic hearth
Would be so peak if they could figure out how to do it and acc have it work seems like it would be hella hard to do
buoyant apex
The Hayhitters have TAKEN OVER Heywood to rename it to Haywood. Valentinos scram...
Yeah and that redneck big truck forced his cousin to follow the damn horse wagon
primal mulch
Would be so peak if they could figure out how to do it and acc have it work seem...
the hardest thing tbh is VR support, so its not entirely impossible
but I hope theres no proxi chat 💀
buoyant apex
What is proxi chat
sonic hearth
I think this is mentioned in <#1272470349245579396>
Thank you
primal mulch
proximity chat is being able to chat with people around you in the game
like voice chat
sonic hearth
proxi chat would be wild that shit would be as toxic as rust or league lol
buoyant apex
like voice chat
Oh shit...
primal mulch
proxi chat would be wild that shit would be as toxic as rust or league lol
rust 100%...jesus christ that game is rotten
buoyant apex
Well mordhau dont have one so
sonic hearth
rust 100%...jesus christ that game is rotten
Genuinely never played a game with so many miserable and racist people it's insane
primal mulch
and no cool goals, just ruin everyone else's day and take over a server like a troll 💀
sharp talon
the whole arena is like 8 meters wide and long it wouldn't really make a difference from a bormal voice chat
sonic hearth
the whole arena is like 8 meters wide and long it wouldn't really make a differe...
That's a good point lol
vestal hare
the whole arena is like 8 meters wide and long it wouldn't really make a differe...
The volume varying with distance would make it more immersive I guess
primal mulch
the whole arena is like 8 meters wide and long it wouldn't really make a differe...
who said you cant have people watching on the sideline :P.
sharp talon
who said you cant have people watching on the sideline :P.
that's only like an extra 2 meter#
buoyant apex
The volume varying with distance would make it more immersive I guess
But the one solution is to add mute button for all or some players