Then you are cool bro
#halfsword-chat-⚔
buoyant apex
wide nimbus
somebody send the gif
wet blaze
swords are bad in general against armour unless u go into half sword
hasty bloom
dropping here for anyone who knows coding (alr sent to Modders Hall but lmk if i need to delete mods)
wide nimbus
swords are bad in general against armour unless u go into half sword
that butt ass polearm isnt any better for armor
buoyant apex
swords are bad in general against armour unless u go into half sword
Nah you can make them unconscious even with sword hitting the head
wet blaze
that butt ass polearm isnt any better for armor
half sword the pole arm and use the pointy or just bang the head
shell bronze
wall of text
hasty bloom
anyone have any idea what that means
shell bronze
wide nimbus
half sword the pole arm and use the pointy or just bang the head
bro thinks banging someone’s head with foam is gonna do anything
wet blaze
Nah you can make them unconscious even with sword hitting the head
ive done that but rarely i only use maces and polearms really
hasty bloom
wall of text
i shoulda gave a better warning just lmk if it doesn't belong here
buoyant apex
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1408892311240179722...
But thats unfair 😭
Why the fuck is he half swording against you when in my situation he swings it very unpredictable...
wide nimbus
dont count on it tho
wet blaze
bro thinks banging someone’s head with foam is gonna do anything
the big heavy stick with thing on end flying at you
shell bronze
But thats unfair 😭
Why the fuck is he half swording against you when in my situ...
because i keep running from him when he swings it normally
he'll half sword at some point
wide nimbus
the big heavy stick with thing on end flying at you
the memory foam thing on the end?
shell bronze
you hit him once and it's over from the stun
buoyant apex
he'll half sword at some point
NO SHIT???
wet blaze
the memory foam thing on the end?
the axehead actually
buoyant apex
Thank you then
shell bronze
NO SHIT???
i'm just saying tf
small glen
Hello kitty, repost
wide nimbus
the axehead actually
foam axe head
shell bronze
no need for all that
wet blaze
foam axe head
ragebait
buoyant apex
i'm just saying tf
Nah i really didnt know sorry
shell bronze
Nah i really didnt know sorry
the more armor you have the higher the chance of the AI half swording
wide nimbus
we ALL know the baron polearm is asscheeks right
shell bronze
but they suck at half swording so they just leave themselves exposed to sideswipes
small glen
repost
wide nimbus
short billhook solos
wheat leaf
we **ALL** know the baron polearm is asscheeks right
Goated
buoyant apex
Yeah sometimes i have no such amount of armor for him to half sword me
shell bronze
we **ALL** know the baron polearm is asscheeks right
i do better with regular people polearms as baron than his actual polearm
wet blaze
we **ALL** know the baron polearm is asscheeks right
the barons does not any regular one
small glen
we **ALL** know the baron polearm is asscheeks right
i have the ego to use it and try to make it goated
harsh raft
we **ALL** know the baron polearm is asscheeks right
the only thing saving it is the half sword grip and the baron's strength itself
wide nimbus
i do better with regular people polearms as baron than his actual polearm
cus the head of the baron’s polearm is made of styrofoam 💀
shell bronze
i have the ego to use it and try to make it goated
i already have and it's just ass
good test of skill and weapon control though
wet blaze
but we all agree the baron is ass right
small glen
good test of skill and weapon control though
just use the longsword bro
mental kelp
he uses macros. he told me on vc
wide nimbus
but we all agree the baron is ass right
the humble mace:
small glen
repost.
shell bronze
he uses macros. he told me on vc
i use wallhacks and aimbot dont misinform them
wheat leaf
Ngl the only danger baron poses with that poleaxe is if he manages to shove you to the ground, then your prob cooked
wide nimbus
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1438807063684714668...
bros axe head is just wood with shiny paint on it
buoyant apex
he uses macros. he told me on vc
Aint macroses is legal cheat?
wet blaze
the humble mace:
i beat him with a billhook (i think)
mental kelp
Aint macroses is legal cheat?
it makes it so he can set up specific repeatable movements
hes actually ass with no clanker behind him
buoyant apex
Oh ok
shell bronze
the beef has devolved into misinformation
buoyant apex
Then im just keep playing casually
shell bronze
john longsword pretends to know swordplay and performs the most mid ass clips that even ovrdth would outclass
wet blaze
john longsword pretends to know swordplay and performs the most mid ass clips th...
the humble mace
buoyant apex
Still it needs to be gained
wide nimbus
john longsword pretends to know swordplay and performs the most mid ass clips th...
so he’s me but a fraud
crazy
shell bronze
so he’s me but a fraud
yes
wet blaze
so like what do i do after beating the baron
shell bronze
he has this whole grand manuscript on how to fight and all he does in his clips is take some floaty vague ass swings that the stupid ai can't defend against
wide nimbus
so like what do i do after beating the baron
do it again
buoyant apex
john longsword pretends to know swordplay and performs the most mid ass clips th...
Why are you are so agressive with him, where did he even pretended to know swordplay?
shell bronze
and acts like he's better than me or you when in reality we all just benefit from the unintelligent ai
wet blaze
do it again
just normally? i feel like after the 2nd or 3rd time it would get boring with no challenge
mental kelp
it makes it so he can set up specific repeatable movements
this is why u see him do the same colpo di villano every clip btw
stone flare
shell bronze
Why are you are so agressive with him, where did he even pretended to know sword...
me and john longsword have this feud going on where we shit on each other on main
wide nimbus
just normally? i feel like after the 2nd or 3rd time it would get boring with no...
then uh
grab ovdrth loadout loader and do some made-up challenges in free play
mental kelp
today I will...parry high, let it slide off, and hew his neck on the left
wide nimbus
defeat 5 knights as a peasant or sum
soft osprey
Get a room already
shell bronze
today I will...parry high, let it slide off, and hew his neck on the left
it's so peak....
buoyant apex
me and john longsword have this feud going on where we shit on each other on mai...
Isnt it actually just passive agressive shit?
soft osprey
Isnt it actually just passive agressive shit?
Yes clueless is a huge bully
One time I heard him say, you specifically, were a loser
shell bronze
yes easter is right
buoyant apex
Yes clueless is a huge bully
wet blaze
will the full game have pvp?
shell bronze
One time I heard him say, you specifically, were a loser
oh no that was for you
dont misinterpret my wisdom
finite bough
its a common bug.
shell bronze
go actually play half sword
buoyant apex
wide nimbus
will the full game have pvp?
they’re planning on it at some point after the initial full release
#faq
solar nest
its a common bug.
its quite funny
finite bough
its quite funny
yes ig. but laughing for same joke again and again becomes less funny..
buoyant apex
Half sword sex update
shell bronze
mental kelp
he has this whole grand manuscript on how to fight and all he does in his clips ...
different from u how btw
except that u cant read or write
shell bronze
Half sword sex update
buoyant apex
I know
shell bronze
except that u cant read or write
copy pasting 1:1 from meyer and fiore isn't exactly a good metric either
soft osprey
go actually play half sword
I don’t want to show you up and kill your halfsword spirit by being a literal hundred times better than you
solar nest
yes ig. but laughing for same joke again and again becomes less funny..
i mean so far it happened to me once but that is very true
shell bronze
I don’t want to show you up and kill your halfsword spirit by being a literal hu...
show me the legend i hear so much about
buoyant apex
copy pasting 1:1 from meyer and fiore isn't exactly a good metric either
I did it on purpose its irony
soft osprey
show me the legend i hear so much about
I just said I don’t wanna kill your spirit
Why are you a masochist
finite bough
i mean so far it happened to me once but that is very true
ohh. enjoy your fun moments than.. ignore me.
mental kelp
copy pasting 1:1 from meyer and fiore isn't exactly a good metric either
meyer is actually gross so nah
liechtenauer>meyer>leichmeister>clueless
shell bronze
buoyant apex
What is larp
wheat leaf
liechtenauer>meyer>leichmeister>clueless
19 dollar Fortnite card>>>>
shell bronze
What is larp
playing pretend as a grown ass man
wheat leaf
What is larp
Los Angeles role play
buoyant apex
19 dollar Fortnite card>>>>
Who wants it?
shell bronze
fortnite balls
buoyant apex
Los Angeles role play
Then id rather choose lsrp
wheat leaf
Los santos role play?
buoyant apex
Yes
wheat leaf
Respectable
wheat leaf
I don’t actually know what larp means tho
soft osprey
my spirit can die if it means i get to see your greatness
Well if you insist I might oblige. But not now, im at work. Doing my JOB
shell bronze
live action roleplay
white trail
wobba
wheat leaf
Something along the lines of the kinda mf’s you see at a renaissance fair
wheat leaf
live action roleplay
Ohhh that makes more sense
white trail
wobba
wheat leaf
FUCKING WOBBA
Ayo who tf this dude
buoyant apex
Ayo who tf this dude
ITS WOBBA
shell bronze
Well if you insist I might oblige. But not now, im at work. Doing my JOB
your "job"
wheat leaf
what historical significance does wobba pose
soft osprey
playing pretend as a grown ass man
Woah woah woah first off LARP can be tons of fun. Second, Didnt you literally just go to a cosplay convention?
mental kelp
Literally
soft osprey
And cosplay?
shell bronze
Woah woah woah first off LARP can be tons of fun. Second, Didnt you literally ju...
yo why we exposing me
buoyant apex
what historical significance does wobba pose
Crazy guy who can say ONLY one word and its wobba
soft osprey
Im a bad person
shell bronze
- takes one to know one and hate one
wheat leaf
Clueless was at the anime convention cosplaying as hatsune miku??
soft osprey
Clueless was at the anime convention cosplaying as hatsune miku??
And he looked great
shell bronze
i was cosplaying at a con yes
shell bronze
Clueless was at the anime convention cosplaying as hatsune miku??
teto better tbh
buoyant apex
Im a bad person
Bad person is the one who thinks that ts = this like me
wheat leaf
teto better tbh
Idek who that is
shell bronze
hes not tapped in its over
wheat leaf
I’m not into that japanime stuff
shell bronze
idot
buoyant apex
During ramadiming
shell bronze
he dont even know what he talking about
@small glen this guy dont know what teto is
wheat leaf
Only anime I watch is Toy Story, maybe Cory In the house
shell bronze
point n laugh
shell bronze
Only anime I watch is Toy Story, maybe Cory In the house
fast and furious is a better anime series
wheat leaf
fast and furious is a better anime series
The Tokyo drift special of cars 2 was Better than all of fast and furious
buoyant apex
Live Action Role Play
Still hard to understand
spiral crow
Still hard to understand
You dress up as a character in a fictional or historical place
soft osprey
Still hard to understand
Role play in live action
shell bronze
Still hard to understand
do you remember play fighting as pirates or whatever with sticks as a kid
shell bronze
picture that but advanced
spiral crow
Very advanced
Separate location with buildings and with participants being from dozens to thousands of people
shell bronze
https://tenor.com/view/teto-teto-kasane-angry-kasane-gif-3075750637843949774
also cosplayed anniversary/formal hsr sunday for the con, i dont think i showed you
sending it in general
wheat leaf
I had to look up teto, this jit chopped idk what yall on about
buoyant apex
You dress up as a character in a fictional or historical place
Like cosplaying some character of a movie or book?
shell bronze
hes so not tapped in
waxen hound
my game crashes when i start it help
spiral crow
You can roleplay as a peasant from germany 1400s
buoyant apex
do you remember play fighting as pirates or whatever with sticks as a kid
Oh i see, lol clueless is the only simple example explainer
spiral crow
Or a crusader 1100s raiding Jerusalem
wheat leaf
hes so not tapped in
Momiji inubashiri 🔥 🔥 🔥 💪
buoyant apex
You can roleplay as a peasant from germany 1400s
Or historican!!!
bright portal
is it just me or did they nerf fists and spinkicks in the recent few updates
spiral crow
There is also in-game currency yes
hasty bloom
got yer nose
spiral crow
You can buy trinkets and food for them
shell bronze
Oh i see, lol clueless is the only simple example explainer
the hallmark of a true genius is to be able to explain things in layman's terms
not everyone can understand specific/niche terminology
wheat leaf
the hallmark of a true genius is to be able to explain things in layman's terms
Layman’s? No thanks I like girls
shell bronze
Layman’s? No thanks I like girls
buoyant apex
the hallmark of a true genius is to be able to explain things in layman's terms
Thats why i understand everytime you do explain in layman's terms(dont even know who layman is)
shell bronze
in normal people's terms
wheat leaf
https://tenor.com/view/nxs-cube-cornball-ball-corn-gif-2361257093465839159
It was like 3% funny
My creativity for a shit joke is unmatched
shell bronze
joke so bad i might actually ban you
wheat leaf
PLEAAAAASE
wheat leaf
It wasn’t even my worst one
soft osprey
not everyone can understand specific/niche terminology
The incredibly specific and niche term that needs a super simple explanation, live action role play 
Sometimes my genius frightens me
buoyant apex
It wasn’t even my worst one
Tell me your worst
buoyant apex
The incredibly specific and niche term that needs a super simple explanation, li...
Ts(this) is frying me
wheat leaf
Tell me your worst
They need the right buildup it’ll come in good time
hasty drum
You can roleplay as a peasant from germany 1400s
Hello lute from the semi popular show Hazbin Hotel
spiral crow
Hello lute from the semi popular show Hazbin Hotel
I will throw bricks at you
buoyant apex
They need the right buildup it’ll come in good time
Dont even look like a joke to me 😭
spiral crow
Try me <:Rybacksus:973588067166351441>
wheat leaf
Dont even look like a joke to me 😭
I need to wait until someone says any word that ends in ‘er’
buoyant apex
Hello lute from the semi popular show Hazbin Hotel
Worst show ever
spiral crow
I say nuh uh
buoyant apex
I need to wait until someone says any word that ends in ‘er’
If you want it so bad then you are my bro
Cuz i want it too
shell bronze
???
wheat leaf
PARDON
buoyant apex
JUST FUCKING WITH YA
spiral crow
The lithium i take does weaken teeth a bit I think
Drink mercury to strengthen your teeth
wheat leaf
It’s not what you think moai
hasty drum
The lithium i take does weaken teeth a bit I think
Demineralization and the saliva drying up
soft osprey
What did player1 the guy who needs to behave his best just say
hasty drum
Drink mercury to strengthen your teeth
Lithium protects against mercury neurotoxicity anyway so
Fuck it sure
shell bronze
spiral crow
Lithium protects against mercury neurotoxicity anyway so
It also tastes sweet:)
shell bronze
why he freaky
spiral crow
Amateur work
wheat leaf
What did player1 the guy who needs to behave his best just say
Say any word that ends in er and you’ll understand
hasty drum
It also tastes sweet:)
Pretty sure thats lead acetate
shell bronze
Say any word that ends in er and you’ll understand
he is pushing the matter
soft osprey
Say any word that ends in er and you’ll understand
Idioter
buoyant apex
why he freaky
Just bored no backstory for that
hasty drum
If you want it so bad then you are my bro
spiral crow
Pause
hasty drum
I have the worst profile known to man FUCK
buoyant apex
Unless it is to praise us
It is to praise yous
spiral crow
I have the worst profile known to man FUCK
Only now you realize the consequences of your actios
soft osprey
I have the worst profile known to man FUCK
Heres the thing yeah, we don’t take action on people’s profiles unless it breaks discord TOS or it’s brought to public attention and causes issues
waxen hound
how to start a new run
hasty drum
Heres the thing yeah, we don’t take action on people’s profiles unless it breaks...
Im just thinking in like
soft osprey
Aka dont bring your profile to public attention if you have rule breaking stuff in it
buoyant apex
I have the worst profile known to man FUCK
Nah you are kinda hot
soft osprey
Bruh
buoyant apex
mental kelp
Gen cat in my hs
buoyant apex
Gen z
hasty drum
im chewing on some pectin lozenges because my throat is dying
buoyant apex
Boomer doomer zoomer
hasty drum
drinking coffee
buoyant apex
drinking coffee
Effoc
hasty drum
bupropion is kicking in
Need a refill on my focalin
And im gonna grab a nicotine lozenge
Forgot to take my lithium last night
Life is something
soft osprey
What’s a halfsword
hasty drum
I have been researching medicine for 3 years as a hobby
buoyant apex
Unknown words: pectin lozenges focalin
hasty drum
Unknown words: pectin lozenges focalin
Focalin is the brand name for dexmethylphenidate albeit I take dexmethylphenidate extended release
Pectin is just some compound that tastes sweet and soothes throats I dont care about it
buoyant apex
What’s a halfsword
"Half sword" refers to both a specific medieval fencing technique and a popular, brutal physics-based video game. The technique involves gripping the blade for powerful thrusts, while the game simulates realistic, gory combat with customizable weapons and armor for tournaments.
hasty drum
A lozenge is something you suck on your put between the gum and cheek to let the active chemical seep out
hasty drum
Focalin is the brand name for dexmethylphenidate albeit I take dexmethylphenidat...
Dextro-Threo-Methylphenidate
buoyant apex
Focalin is the brand name for dexmethylphenidate albeit I take dexmethylphenidat...
Unknown words: dexmethyphenidate albeit compound soothes
soft osprey
"Half sword" refers to both a specific medieval fencing technique and a popular,...
I don’t believe you
buoyant apex
A lozenge is something you suck on your put between the gum and cheek to let the...
OH ITS SNUS
buoyant apex
I don’t believe you
I believe i can fly🤣
I believe i can touch desky🤤
Damn its so corny
full panther
wsp
buoyant apex
ban tis guy
Tis
small glen
he rubs me the wrong way
buoyant apex
he rubs me the wrong way
Let me rub your back
shell bronze
how do i cross 5th boss like
spiky spear
small glen
Let me rub your back
restraining order
buoyant apex
restraining order
What does restraining mean
small glen
What does restraining mean
means: get the fuk away from me
hasty drum
Unknown words: dexmethyphenidate albeit compound soothes
Methylphenidate is a stimulant drug used for the treatment of ADHD and depression in bipolar disorder, it is schedule 2 in the United States, its most often prescribed in children while amphetamine is prescribed primarily in adults, it acts as a NDRI aswell as potentially a unique NDRA, meaning it blocks the reuptake of norepinephrine and dopamine aswell as potentially forces the release of these catecholamines, it is of the Subtituted Phenethylamine class of compounds aswell as being a derivative of Benzylpiperadine. It consists of 4 isomers, erythro levo and dextro methylphenidate and threo levo and dextro methylphenidate, albeit the erythro parts arent used and the levo threo methylphenidate is largely inactive, it is found under the brand names Concerta, Ritalin, Ritalin SR, Focalin, Focalin XR, Jornay and Azstarys. It is metabolized in the liver by CES1 enzymes and when administered with alcohol can go under transesterification to Ethylphenidate. Theres more but im lazy
Thats the gist of it
buoyant apex
means: get the fuk away from me
😕
hasty drum
Methylphenidate is a stimulant drug used for the treatment of ADHD and depressio...
Did I cook
hasty drum
Special interest mention...
sleek gull
We're doing dog pics!? Lets go!!
hasty drum
We're doing dog pics!? Lets go!!
awhh look at da dawg
bright steeple
awhh look at them dogs
hasty drum
One of my dogs recently went away to a program but hold on lemme get some of the pics
wide nimbus
We're doing dog pics!? Lets go!!
interesting
soft osprey
Let me rub your back
Cease this behavior, many users are minors here and we don’t like people being..weird like that
buoyant apex
Methylphenidate is a stimulant drug used for the treatment of ADHD and depressio...
Unknown words: NDRI NDRA reuptake norepinephrine catechloamines compounds derivative isomers erytho levo dexter threo ableit erythro Concerta Ritalin Ritalin SR Focalin Focalin XR Jornay Azstarys liver CES1 enzymes transesterification
hasty bloom
if we’re sharing pups here’s my chunkchunk
soft osprey
We're doing dog pics!? Lets go!!
Yo Thats an adorable ass dog
buoyant apex
Cease this behavior, many users are minors here and we don’t like people being.....
Whats up with rubbing someones back
buoyant apex
awhh look at da dawg
What da dog doin
small glen
We're doing dog pics!? Lets go!!
why he doing the rock meme face
hasty drum
if we’re sharing pups here’s my chunkchunk
soft osprey
Whats up with rubbing someones back
Shut up you know what you’re doing fool, especially with your “youre hot” comment earlier. I have a kid! I know what playing dumb looks like, i see it literally every day!
hasty bloom
he’s my sweet goobus
hasty drum
I love huskies
hasty bloom
adorable!!’ i’m obsessed with the hard lean back dogs do for pets
buoyant apex
Shut up you know what you’re doing fool, especially with your “youre hot” commen...
AXAXAXAXAX
buoyant apex
Thats made me laugh on my own language
hasty bloom
I love huskies
same!! am unfortunately in the south and it’d feel irresponsible to own one 😭
buoyant apex
Shut up you know what you’re doing fool, especially with your “youre hot” commen...
Still it was "youre KINDA hot"
hasty drum
same!! am unfortunately in the south and it’d feel irresponsible to own one 😭
Im in the filthy hellhole of kansas
I have another whos a wooly siberian husky and he loves winter
small glen
Thats made me laugh on my own language
axe kitten!
sleek gull
Yo Thats an adorable ass dog
Thank you!!!!
hasty drum
rn that husky in the pics is at a program where my dad works and idk if we can get him back
sleek gull
why he doing the rock meme face
LOL!!!!
hasty drum
its to train him
hasty bloom
awe well still a sweet foster!!
buoyant apex
axe kitten!
MY BOY GLAD YOU GOT AXE
wide nimbus
uhh here’s my dog since ig that’s what we’re doing now
she’s very silly
hasty drum
id come out of my room to head to my bathroom right next to my room
buoyant apex
MY BOY GLAD YOU GOT AXE
Oh wait you just said me to get the fuck away from you
hasty drum
And he'd SPRINT to see me
buoyant apex
Nevermind
hasty drum
It was so cute
hasty bloom
uhh here’s my dog since ig that’s what we’re doing now
she’s very silly
god it cracks me up when dogs use armrests
hasty bloom
adorable! looks like my childhood dog just lighter
buoyant apex
Nice
soft osprey
His face has a fox like look to it
sleek gull
wide nimbus
god it cracks me up when dogs use armrests
she’s doing it rn
buoyant apex
His face has a fox like look to it
FR
buoyant apex
Holy fuck i just realised how much dogs i have
hasty bloom
she’s doing it rn
finally found the pic LOL
buoyant apex
finally found the pic LOL
Boss
wide nimbus
finally found the pic LOL
😭
hasty drum
ouppies:))
lyric swan
doggies
buoyant apex
shell bronze
puppy talk in half sword chat
buoyant apex
Yeah we only should talk about half sword sex update
autumn geode
How do I block an attack?
buoyant apex
I agree with you
hasty drum
puppy talk in half sword chat
Awroof
autumn geode
By blocking
Which key
buoyant apex
How do I block an attack?
Just pull up your gun and shoot
wanton remnant
Your mouse might have software you can use to change the dpi, if not you can change your cursor speed in windows which acts like faux dpi changer
hasty drum
Alternatively kill them first
I think my mouse dpi is like
At 2000?
I think it can go to 18000 tho
autumn geode
and pray its enough
The controls are really clunky to be honest, the left arm can attack well but right less
hasty drum
just do this
wide nimbus
How do I block an attack?
move your weapon into a position that stops the enemy’s weapon from going where you think it’s gonna go
autumn geode
move your weapon into a position that stops the enemy’s weapon from going where ...
ok lol
wide nimbus
move your weapon into a position that stops the enemy’s weapon from going where ...
ngl i used too many words
buoyant apex
The controls are really clunky to be honest, the left arm can attack well but ri...
Cuz you dont need to HOLD a rmb
wide nimbus
uhhh
hasty drum
I like using the long weapons like
The spears n shit because when I move to the left and swing to the left the spear pushes me really damn fast
autumn geode
Cuz you dont need to HOLD a rmb
someone told me to do to attack
hasty drum
So I just eviscerate mfs
wide nimbus
sometime in fucking q1
hasty drum
what the fuck is this fucking animal
wanton remnant
How do I block an attack?
Blocking is hard(er) to do without halfswording or using a shield, I reccomend working on parrying (just wacking their weapon out of the way)
wide nimbus
Blocking is hard(er) to do without halfswording or using a shield, I reccomend w...
dodging is generally better
according to clueless at least
wanton remnant
dodging is generally better
Tru
autumn geode
Do I need to hold mouse buttons to attack?
buoyant apex
someone told me to do to attack
If you want to attack regular just hold lmb and swing, if not, attack alternatively by PRESSING rmb and do the same shit as lmb WITH lmb
wide nimbus
according to clueless at least
i only have like 60hrs so i cant rlly add anything to the conversation
i lowkey just be parroting what clueless has told me
hasty drum
dodging is generally better
Let them swing and then stab them in the neck :D
shell bronze
average hazbin hotel writing
autumn geode
If you want to attack regular just hold lmb and swing, if not, attack alternativ...
and still swinng or not?
wide nimbus
average hazbin hotel writing
hazbin hotel pmo
hasty drum
average hazbin hotel writing
average FUCKING hazbin FUCKING hotel FUCKING writing FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
shell bronze
hazbin hotel pmo
shit is so ass
wide nimbus
shit is so ass
it had so many interesting ideas that it js handled SOOOO badly
vital perch
hazbin hotel in my half sword chat?
wanton remnant
just a cringey tumblr show
sleek gull
You are better off not knowing about it
wide nimbus
just a cringey tumblr show
lowkey written by corny middle school kids
autumn geode
He always opens his handpalm while boxing, this game is a mess
wide nimbus
a few of the songs are okay i guess but thats it
hasty drum
He always opens his handpalm while boxing, this game is a mess
maybe just
hold the mouse buttons down
and then sock a mf
it aint that complicated gng
vital perch
hasty drum
lowkey written by corny middle school kids
See id say smthn
sleek gull
If you want to watch a show that touches on issues for marginalized people, with great writing and a visually appealing art style, and wonderful music, watch Steven Universe. WAY better.
buoyant apex
and still swinng or not?
Well mostly yes? Also you can stab on key Alt
wide nimbus
He always opens his handpalm while boxing, this game is a mess
you have to hold mouse while attacking gng
i dont think its that complex to execute
hasty drum
But im a deltarune fan
wanton remnant
He always opens his handpalm while boxing, this game is a mess
You have to swing faster, momentum is what makes him ball his fist
shell bronze
lowkey written by corny middle school kids
written like a middle school project where they opened the textbook and found cuss words
plucky narwhal
Some YT video told me to lower my mouse sensitivity all the way. Is this legit?
autumn geode
You have to swing faster, momentum is what makes him ball his fist
oh ok
i will try
wide nimbus
written like a middle school project where they opened the textbook and found cu...
even aside from the unnecessary amount of cuss words
the writing just pmo
vital perch
Some YT video told me to lower my mouse sensitivity all the way. Is this legit?
use low sensitivity to practice , generally you'll want ot use High sens
hasty drum
But im a deltarune fan
I play ultrakill, deltarune, and vrchat
I watch the whitest kids you know, peep show, always sunny in Philadelphia, moral orel
I have zero room
plucky narwhal
Okay okay
hasty drum
I play ultrakill, deltarune, and vrchat
I watch the whitest kids you know, peep ...
Peep show is tuff tho
wide nimbus
I play ultrakill, deltarune, and vrchat
I watch the whitest kids you know, peep ...
u only use vrchat for practicing speaking a diff language right
hasty drum
u only use vrchat for practicing speaking a diff language right
I have 2000 hours on steamvr vrchat.
vital perch
one more repost
wanton remnant
Okay okay
Higher sensitivity means more momentum which means more damage. That’s why we like high sens
shell bronze
the therapist bills gotta be crazy with this one
wide nimbus
I have 2000 hours on steamvr vrchat.
2000 hours of practicing speaking another language to native speakers right
i hear its very good for that
shell bronze
ok this is derailing actual half sword discussions and posting
move on to #general-catfish-🐱🐟
buoyant apex
I play ultrakill, deltarune, and vrchat
I watch the whitest kids you know, peep ...
Furry aspect mentioned(vrchat)
hasty drum
move on to <#1086506182090440794>
Grrrrrr
shell bronze
m
ove
wide nimbus
ok this is derailing actual half sword discussions and posting
my fault gng
shell bronze
love you too
vital perch
sleek gull
The Dookie of Half Sword graces us with his presence.
shell bronze
i said move on
shell bronze
The Dookie of Half Sword graces us with his presence.
he's duking it
vital perch
he's duking it
buoyant apex
Dang at what timing you should press E to throw far? At the end of a swing or what?
vital perch
vital perch
Dang at what timing you should press E to throw far? At the end of a swing or wh...
i can't really describe it , best i can tell you is to let go of the weapon as you swing
vital perch
Throwing is for cowards
says the man in full plate and big sword
shell bronze
says the man in full plate and big sword
MY BOY.
tender quest
says the man in full plate and big sword
Don't interrupt
sleek gull
Same with kicking
Unless it is kicking them while they are down. That is just expressing my disrespect for the fallen opponent.
vital perch
AND DUAL WIELD TWO MACES.
yes
shell bronze
Unless it is kicking them while they are down. That is just expressing my disres...
kicking when they're hunched over is so fun
tender quest
Unless it is kicking them while they are down. That is just expressing my disres...
You what!
buoyant apex
Niche
sleek gull
kicking when they're hunched over is so fun
Exactly
shell bronze
anything but niche
tender quest
They arre basically dead by then. It is a corpse kick
Oh okay then
sleek gull
Oh okay then
If they still have gas in the tank, I let them get up, and pick up their weapon.
shell bronze
If they still have gas in the tank, I let them get up, and pick up their weapon.
honorable fighting
sometimes i even go one handed to honor them
buoyant apex
People that use polearms
What do i should use not to be coward
hasty bloom
i did the same when i was practicing dual wielding. only felt fair if they have one hand
tender quest
If they still have gas in the tank, I let them get up, and pick up their weapon.
If they continually try to push me they get no mercy
tender quest
What do i should use not to be coward
It's obvious
buoyant apex
He just dont want to tell me
tender quest
You'll figure it out eventually
buoyant apex
Makes me sad
shell forge
In a Commoner Boss vs Commoner Boss fight, would the bodyguard, or nobleman be more a fair fight?
shell bronze
whar
shell forge
The old Commoner boss was three people: A bare-headed nobleman with I think a gambeson, an arming sword and dagger, and two guys with what I'm p sure is a doublet, barbute, 2h axe, and mace
There was no farmer tier in 0.3, you just skip straight to commoner after beggar
Okay, NVM, the nobleman is just a mook with specific weapons. Bodyguards are the real boss with the gambeson, axe, and mace
Nobleman wouldn't stand a chance against the black knight
lyric swan
what are we talking about here
shell forge
Ehh, just wondering how well certain 0.3 bosses could fare against their counterparts
wanton remnant
Same with kicking
Kicking is not for cowards, only children use their hands
wet blaze
who unironically picks bohemia
solar nest
holy the npcs in this game are insane when thrusting their swords, it feels like my sword just bounces off of them but when they do it i get impaled 😭
grave pier
wanton remnant
holy the npcs in this game are insane when thrusting their swords, it feels like...
Walk INTO your stabs for better pen
solar nest
Walk INTO your stabs for better pen
thanks
soft osprey
There was no farmer tier in 0.3, you just skip straight to commoner after beggar
The 0.3 demo that just had the abyss?
buoyant apex
Kicking is not for cowards, only children use their hands
I dont understand the kicks hate too
buoyant apex
Wigglie willie ❤️
soft osprey
Dont listen to anyone hating on your weapon choice theyre just elitists
wanton remnant
I dont understand the kicks hate too
I think it’s because if you get good at kick headshots it’s just an insta kill, and also what grey said ^
buoyant apex
Dont listen to anyone hating on your weapon choice theyre just elitists
Yeah but im not polearms user anyways
buoyant apex
I think it’s because if you get good at kick headshots it’s just an insta kill, ...
Who is gery
wanton remnant
Who is gery
Me being dyslexic
soft osprey
so youre not an elitist?
Oh I am definitely an elitist, just not for your halfsword weapon choice. Everything else in life, yes, everyone is garbage to me
buoyant apex
Me being dyslexic
Im dyslexic tbg
soft osprey
Im dyslexic tbg
Oh yeah? Spell dyslexic
buoyant apex
Oh yeah? Spell dyslexic
D y s l ex ex ic
hasty drum
Dont listen to anyone hating on your weapon choice theyre just elitists
honestly im a hoe fan
for farmer
that shits goated
soft osprey
D y s l ex ex ic
Thats not dyslexic Youre just a dummy
buoyant apex
Ok
buoyant apex
Pissed
boreal carbon
Guys i got an idea. I think that half sword developers should add like friend duels
opaque jacinth
I have 2000 hours on steamvr vrchat.
seek help
soft osprey
Guys i got an idea. I think that half sword developers should add like friend du...
Aka multiplayer
wanton remnant
Everyone starts typing at that lmao
boreal carbon
Aka multiplayer
Yep
hollow kraken
how do i deal with heavily armored enemies? (man-at-arms onward)
buoyant apex
Guys i got an idea. I think that half sword developers should add like friend du...
I already tried that suggest...
opaque jacinth
how do i deal with heavily armored enemies? (man-at-arms onward)
bonk
hollow kraken
i find that quite hard to do
boreal carbon
I already tried that suggest...
And ?
hollow kraken
whenever i hit with a hammer, its like hitting then with a squeaky hammer
buoyant apex
They would never
opaque jacinth
whenever i hit with a hammer, its like hitting then with a squeaky hammer
gotta get some welly in it
hasty drum
whenever i hit with a hammer, its like hitting then with a squeaky hammer
just bash their skull in
opaque jacinth
with the blunt weapons you're just looking to dent their helmets
boreal carbon
But why that could be fun ig
hollow kraken
damn
soft osprey
Anyone wanna see some brand new EA footage? Sneak peak just for yall
opaque jacinth
the weapon doesn't damage them as much as the armour cabing in around their skull
buoyant apex
Oh
Cuz its hard since its unreal engine physics being unsynchronized in multiplayer✌️
boreal carbon
Oh
wanton remnant
But why that could be fun ig
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1459919561595027671 because these reasons
soft osprey
Dont spread this too much
buoyant apex
Dont spread this too much
Shut up and take my money
opaque jacinth
Would the sticks be useful?
i like using the sticks
the short pickhammer is quite good
soft osprey
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1459919561595027671 because the...
Do you wanna read my essay I wrote out all by myself about why online won’t work?
opaque jacinth
or the gold mace
hollow kraken
or the gold mace
im currentley at man-at-arms, do they have that option?
i have gotten to knight before and im pretty sure they have it
opaque jacinth
yeah they do
opaque jacinth
it's the one handed weapon with the wooden handle, the spike on the back and the blunt front
also has a little point at the top
i just throw away the sheild, 2 hand it then start blasting
pallid token
is there a way to flip held weapons?
wanton remnant
Do you wanna read my essay I wrote out all by myself about why online won’t work...
Lolol
opaque jacinth
is there a way to flip held weapons?
X swaps hands
pallid token
but if for example i have the pick hammer and i want to use the hammer side, will swapping hands do that for me?
hollow kraken
it's the one handed weapon with the wooden handle, the spike on the back and the...
i think i found it
i cant send images here XD
can i send it to you in dms so you can confirm/deny
opaque jacinth
should be ok to put it in #game-footage-🎮🎥
opaque jacinth
yeah that's the one
hollow kraken
thanks!
what faction do you pick normally?
i like swinging for the fences so i typically pick yellow
but sometimes i pick the kick one too
opaque jacinth
you know what i honestly couldn't tell you i've not done a full gauntlet run in a while
opaque jacinth
caving mfs heads in
hollow kraken
normally i have to wait for like
at least 10 minutes before blood
this time i get one shot then blood
main orbit
17 teen years
opaque jacinth
jesus wept
opaque jacinth
i'm assuming that's some kind of furry
hollow kraken
i kinda suck at this game XD
opaque jacinth
everyone does
celest sedge
Dont spread this too much
people like you make me think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware.
Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself; we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, an accretion of sensory experience and feeling,
programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody's nobody.
buoyant ravine
Hold Q or E. E is right hand. Q is for left hand. you can press the same buttons to grab them from your holster too
soft osprey
people like you make me think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evoluti...
holy yap i aint readin all that
tldr
im too smart
soft osprey
tldr: u is makle me hate humanity
youre welcome
buoyant ravine
Fuhh no I aint paying $30 to fake my IP Adress
hasty drum
opaque jacinth
rip and tear until it is done
buoyant ravine
rip and tear until it is done
hollow kraken
why is somone butt ass naked in game footage
buoyant ravine
why is somone butt ass naked in game footage
M O D S
opaque jacinth
why are these knives so op
buoyant ravine
Im not a fan of mercy
shell forge
The 0.3 demo that just had the abyss?
Yeh. It had very different bosses.
Scythe boss had a black doublet and a fully covered head, meaning you had to strike his vital organs (Heart, lungs, intestines). I don't think testicles counted as vital in 0.3
hasty drum
fuck this guy in particula
opaque jacinth
Im not a fan of mercy
he hit you, your reaction is completely valid
hasty drum
he was still tryna reach up even after i sliced him in half
buoyant ravine
Yeh. It had very different bosses.
Scythe boss had a black doublet and a fully ...
dont speak gods name in vain.
opaque jacinth
oh my god i finally did it
i got a guy to stand in a chest and beat him to death
he's in there
opaque jacinth
dont speak gods name in vain.
i love it when they say "cuckold"
then i turn them into a hamburger
buoyant ravine
i suck at parrying but atleast i got 2 parrys
vital perch
main character ahh death
hasty drum
fuck this guy in particula
God this felt good
I hate that fucking chud
So seeing him try and reach up even after I cut him in half was just
buoyant ravine
bye bye head
its as if he wanted to die when he left himself vunerable like that
not a bad parry
main orbit
i'm assuming that's some kind of furry
https://youtu.be/c8ssn3UImCw?si=YfdVAJnwj13s3dR9
Not a mega fan of sonic racing but found it funny enough to link
sand herald
tender quest
small glen
willie tanked that first hit wtf
sand herald
willie tanked that first hit wtf
yeah lol I had the Damage to NPC setting especially low
buoyant apex
he was still tryna reach up even after i sliced him in half
Like a chicken without a head
buoyant apex
Camera tilt kills should be a war crime
autumn geode
What a stupid game I cannot even hit them in the face with fists only in the body with mouse movement
wet blaze
What a stupid game I cannot even hit them in the face with fists only in the bod...
yes you can
also how do i prevent fatal errors
shell bronze
What a stupid game I cannot even hit them in the face with fists only in the bod...
you sure can
shell bronze
also how do i prevent fatal errors
blood
wet blaze
blood
i was at the barron after doing first person run and i got a fatal error
so annoying
wet blaze
their head is not bruised
then you missed bud
buoyant apex
What a stupid game I cannot even hit them in the face with fists only in the bod...
Aim with shift its easier for me
autumn geode
Aim with shift its easier for me
that kinda worked
how to upload picture in chat control v not working
buoyant apex
how to upload picture in chat control v not working
You need to get level 3 ib this chat by talking a lot
But i guess #photography📷
Can solve it
vital perch
convienent pocket knife
wet blaze
do you heal in this game?
vital perch
do you heal in this game?
in a way:
As you progress in the abyss , you heal from your wounds (excluding chopped limbs)
autumn geode
You need to get level 3 ib this chat by talking a lot
thqnks
hasty drum
i threw my hammer
unsheathed my sword, and sliced his head just
clean off
in one motion
he fell to his knees and then died 😭
hollow kraken
im thinking about doing a fists only run
(metal gloves allowed)
the only problem is idk if itd work against armor
hollow kraken
kickM?
autumn geode
need to switch from azerty to qwerty to play and way around for typing xd
in settings
to control the chracter
lone crater
Is there a release date yet?
autumn geode
is there a button for kick?
lone crater
spacebar
autumn geode
thank you
raven hemlock
Guys I'm so ahh that the Ai is hitting trickshots on me https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lV6sez1AfAMk7WpBw?invite=cr-MSxzZEUsMzc2NzY5NDg2
lone crater
Guys I'm so ahh that the Ai is hitting trickshots on me ...
faked you out
shell bronze
me personally i wouldnt take that
dusky zephyr
main character ahh death
How are you in 1st person?
hasty drum
V
shell bronze
press v
hasty drum
New favorite strategy for high tier
Get sword over and around the enemy so they cant escape
Shove into fence
And kick the shit out of them
Bonus points if the sword clips through their armor and slices their neck open
You can help increase those odds by doing a saw motion with the sword while you kick the shit out of them
shell bronze
i was this close to posting that gif
hasty drum
i was this close to posting that gif
What gif
sleek gull
wish my arm didn't glitch out, otherwise it would have been a clean clip =*(
shell bronze
and then i realized it was needed anyways
bold pendant
Bonus points if the sword clips through their armor and slices their neck open
Some people call that technique the "Huggenhau." Half sword around their neck, and then shake wildly until it rips them in half.
hasty drum
Some people call that technique the "Huggenhau." Half sword around their neck, a...
Oh huh
Im not ORIGINAL
buoyant apex
I want mod that allows you to play every boss myself
So i could play as 3 boss
Or whatever
buoyant apex
All bosses at once
You do remember how i called you?
sleek gull
Half Sword: Oops, All Bosses
shell bronze
hasty drum
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429677365960638575/c...
FUCK
wheat leaf
Kinda cringe ngl
shell bronze
somehow some way half swording behind the head continues to lead players into thinking they've invented a new technique
every
sleek gull
https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/comments/1i3cpz4/am_i_playing_it_correctly/?u...
Missed opportunity.
Could have been SeaTheJellyFish
hasty drum
😭
okay I dont know sword techniques
Im more of a
Spears and axes fella
I like my axes
bold pendant
I've been going sword and shield recently.
wheat leaf
somehow some way half swording behind the head continues to lead players into th...
Usually just the first most effective technique lol
hasty drum
Theres a certain level of power i feel when I chop someone's skull cap off
buoyant apex
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429677365960638575/c...
One of my is lobotomizing willies after fight so they could die peacefully without pain
wheat leaf
I like my axes
Good technique against higher tiers
upbeat oasis
im halfing my sword
buoyant apex
I like my axes
What about your exes?
hasty drum
What about your exes?
Kill them all
hasty drum
Hit them in the head
i think I have mild brain damage outside of the mental illness
sleek gull
upbeat oasis
Good technique against higher tiers
hey man dont kill him
hasty drum
The amount of times ive hit my head on concrete or walls
wet blaze
yooo i just did the gauntlet in first person lets goooooooo
hasty drum
And just seen white for a few seconds
wheat leaf
hey man dont kill him
Dw it’s a practice hammer
hasty drum
Ive had atleast 2 concussions
upbeat oasis
Dw it’s a practice hammer
ohh ok
wet blaze
yooo i just did the gauntlet in first person lets goooooooo
the UC in first person is worse than hell
buoyant apex
And just seen white for a few seconds
HEY it happened once to me, what does that mean when you see white for a few secs?
hasty drum
I think its just your neurons firing off at random
bold pendant
The amount of times ive hit my head on concrete or walls
Happens to the best of us.
shell bronze
Usually just the first most effective technique lol
the first technique they can use that requires minimal skill that works
upbeat oasis
the first technique they can use that requires minimal skill that works
i think ur clueless that theres an anvil above ur head man
buoyant apex
got your face!!
Wear it like a leatherface
upbeat oasis
Hes just
In half
sword?
hasty drum
dropped Willie on his head
Almost me as a kid
upbeat oasis
so half hoe
hasty drum
But I got caught by my foot
buoyant apex
I already sent this but this was my favorite kill
Like mortal kombat fatality
9 part
hasty drum
Whats some other good ones
buoyant apex
Wdym
quaint ingot
Fucking dropped him from like 7ft high and broke his neck
hasty drum
This one's just kinda funny.
unreal temple
Ya know what, big suggestion, we need a reputation mechanic -
Basically the more blood thirsty you are, the less likely a Willie is going.to surrender (the more you kill surrender Willie's lowers it, or any action that is cruel.)
Oh and unarmed Willie's don't instantly surrender would be nice
hasty drum
Ya know what, big suggestion, we need a reputation mechanic -
Basically the mor...
My favorite part is executing surrendering Willie's😭
buoyant apex
This one's just kinda funny.
You havent seen my screens yet, ill show tomorrow
bold pendant
You don't spare them?
unreal temple
My favorite part is executing surrendering Willie's😭
I mean, wouldn't at some point the Willie's realize your a monster and then the only way to survive is to kill the beast? Not even letting you surrender?
hasty drum
"do me no harm!" Yap yap I want blood
bold pendant
I almost always spare them.
hasty drum
I mean, wouldn't at some point the Willie's realize your a monster and then the ...
Yeah
unreal temple
"do me no harm!" Yap yap I want blood
Ok genocides route undertale.
hasty drum
Exactly
bold pendant
Unless it's the commoner boss.
hasty drum
Thats the point
buoyant apex
You don't spare them?
I spare only Willies who really deserves it
hasty drum
Ok genocides route undertale.
why would chara make me do this
sleek gull
I almost always spare them.
same, unless they kick me
hasty drum
ive got 2 no death genocide routes under my belt
Undyne always makes me shit my pants
unreal temple
why would chara make me do this
hasty drum
quaint ingot
ok so my photo that didn’t have any blood got flagged?
buoyant apex
Cuz i would not spare a Willie that surrender when he was literally trying to fucking stab me in my eye before
hasty drum
Unless it's the commoner boss.
I FUCKING
HATE THIS GUY
I felt so good earlier doing this
sleek gull
hasty drum
If these people wanted mercy then they shouldnt have been pricks
They came into this knowing they couldve died
buoyant apex
If these people wanted mercy then they shouldnt have been pricks
FOR REAL
hasty drum
Im making sure they do
shell bronze
corpse mutilation got stale for me about 600 hours ago
quaint ingot
unreal temple
I mean, every Willie we kill just goes to the abyss until they get summoned by the baren to fight again,
I'm sure there being forced into fighting for an entirety gets you mad.
quaint ingot
ok so that got sent but not my other one
hasty drum
corpse mutilation got stale for me about 600 hours ago
Counterpoint
Shoving 4 swords into a corpse
quaint ingot
Counterpoint
Shoving 4 swords into a corpse
I’ve put like 10+ into willie before
buoyant apex
They came into this knowing they couldve died
Even without mentioning that, why would you beg to spare yourself to a guy who you was trying to kill almost instantly without any side thoughts
unreal temple
Got to have some honor in your blood shed
hasty drum
This game gonna be the reason I get sent to a 4th psychward
wanton remnant
Even without mentioning that, why would you beg to spare yourself to a guy who ...
because arena tbh lol, they are forced to be there like you (at least thats my headcanon)
shell bronze
Counterpoint
Shoving 4 swords into a corpse
been there done that
unreal temple
because arena tbh lol, they are forced to be there like you (at least thats my h...
My cannon is just were pawns for the baron to play with, being able to come back from hell(abyss) just to.keep.fightinf.
hasty drum
me when no bourgeois revolution
sleek gull
unreal temple
been there done that
Real quick, got a question if you don't mind me asking?
Will the game have currency? Like to buy weapons and such?
buoyant apex
because arena tbh lol, they are forced to be there like you (at least thats my h...
And what if i dont want to kill them but just to win? They will anyway try to do worse then that, but there will be a little amount of Willies thats decides differently
shell bronze
Real quick, got a question if you don't mind me asking?
Will the game have curr...
check pinned
unreal temple
Which one?
shell bronze
the m00 stream
quaint ingot
just walked him into the fence
wanton remnant
And what if i dont want to kill them but just to win? They will anyway try to do...
when i give up half the time willie leaves me alone
sleek gull
Real quick, got a question if you don't mind me asking?
Will the game have curr...
More or less. Yes. Not sure about buying, but smithing.
buoyant apex
when i give up half the time willie leaves me alone
Yeah but im talking not about them to spare you, but you to spare them after them attempting to stab your throat or head
Like would you or not
hasty drum
Im still working on my beheadings
wanton remnant
Like would you or not
depends if im forced to fight against my will or not tbh
hasty drum
"neck hurts?"
hasty drum
Hurts a lot
feels like it got shot?
buoyant apex
feels like it got shot?
Feels like it got stabbed by a Willie
wet blaze
i found my new fav way to win a fight
halberd on shoulder/neck then run backwards to drag it and it just insta kills
wet blaze
I just like Spears alot
something on a stick is elite
hasty drum
because the spear interacts with your body so if you move to the left and swing to the right you get insane velocity
and it just obliterates
hasty drum
something on a stick is elite
Sweating and Spears were humanities biggest updates
wet blaze
Sweating and Spears were humanities biggest updates
halberds and billhooks much betta
tacit walrus
Eyyy nice seeing that it seems that you win when you get winning screen now
wet blaze
halberds and billhooks much betta
the humble spikey stick is also good
hasty drum
halberds and billhooks much betta
say that with my pointy stick in your neck
hasty drum
the humble spikey stick is also good
Truth nuke
Sharp point on the end AND the sides?
Count me in
wet blaze
say that with my pointy stick in your neck
say that with a halberd flying at your legs
buoyant apex
halberd on shoulder/neck then run backwards to drag it and it just insta kills
I tried that but it works pretty unstable
hasty drum
say that with a halberd flying at your legs
mf my spears also in your legs
The hoe is also rlly fun
wet blaze
Sharp point on the end AND the sides?
so a billhook also does this
hasty drum
I love the hoe
wet blaze
mf my spears also in your legs
mine cuts them off
hasty drum
nerd
buoyant apex
because the spear interacts with your body so if you move to the left and swing ...
It feels like some buffed cinematic move
jaunty wigeon
m
buoyant apex
Sweating and Spears were humanities biggest updates
Why sweating?
hasty drum
Why sweating?
Persistence hunting
buoyant apex
Thats more like goy
hasty drum
😭
"You breath oxygen under capitalism therefore you cant br a communist aha!"
me when I live under a certain system
hey
leave my soundboards and emojis alone
wet blaze
drip > politics
buoyant apex
Persistence hunting
Oh you mean that typa sweating, id rather say its just getting tired then being sweat
wet blaze
always has been
quaint ingot
love doing this
wet blaze
i wish i had image perms here
quaint ingot
at level 3 you do
buoyant apex
HELL NAH you can at least send some heavy files finally with this overpriced nitro
wet blaze
at level 3 you do
gonna take me a while then
quaint ingot
are you running DX12 with very high grapics and with blood
buoyant apex
What is word bragging means
hasty drum
HELL NAH you can at least send some heavy files finally with this overpriced nit...
I didnt even buy this round of it my friend sent me it after they bought their gpu
I tend to just buy classic
somber falcon
my opponent and i died at the same time and now i unlocked the secret naked willie tier
eternal oracle
my opponent and i died at the same time and now i unlocked the secret naked will...
🤡
buoyant apex
m
somber falcon
yeah so if you and your opponent die at the same time you spawn with no clothes
quaint ingot
I love abusing the game’s physics engine
buoyant apex
my opponent and i died at the same time and now i unlocked the secret naked will...
Half sword sex update
🤤 
quaint ingot
fucking died right on me
wet blaze
how do i make this game harder this is too easy
buoyant apex
how do i make this game harder this is too easy
Go fists on through full gauntlet
sleek gull
how do i make this game harder this is too easy
wet blaze
i already have this on
wet blaze
Go fists on through full gauntlet
will do sir
tender quest
you're not allowed to kill the opponent until all of his weapons have been disarmed too
wet blaze
is it even possible to kill the baron with fists?
buoyant apex
is it even possible to kill the baron with fists?
Easy
Like all you need is to push him to wall
Wrestle a little
And you are done
wet blaze
one pop and ur donzo tho
buoyant apex
one pop and ur donzo tho
No cuz his polearm sucks
wet blaze
wait no kill run im doing that
tender quest
wet blaze
wait no kill run im doing that
surrender only
quaint ingot
fucking hell lifting Willie’s ass by his arm
sleek gull
LOL His poor arm
buoyant apex
You cant always disarm that fast
wet blaze
i can only win a battle by making them surrender
if i kill them i delete the run
buoyant apex
i can only win a battle by making them surrender
You cant or you dont want to?
Oh you are telling the rules ....
Sorry
wet blaze
You cant or you dont want to?
i dont want to thats my newest run
buoyant apex
Im stupid
wet blaze
only my surrender or disabling them
if i kill someone ill snap my characters neck in the menu and die in the abyss
buoyant apex
For sure
But only at first segment
You can randomize your body
Heights
Well there is a little difference due not to give them lot of advantages
wet blaze
Except for a baron
who said that?
buoyant apex
who said that?
The game
wet blaze
the baron will go home naked as i will take his clothing