halfsword-chat-⚔

[sleek gull]

And I thought a lot of my swings were super sloppy in that clip lol

[hasty bloom]

the blocks were clean! esp the first

[sleek gull]

Thats why I made the clip. Those parries were rock solid lol

[hasty bloom]

wtf did i say 😭

[sleek gull]

Can't say the U word

I can somehow have it as my name, but can't say it in chat lol

[hasty bloom]

thank you to the kids in the server for getting that word banned LMAO

[lyric junco]

wait why is that banned

[hasty bloom]

people were being annoying with it I assume

[sleek gull]

I honestly don't know lol

[hasty bloom]

they loveeee overusing AAVE

[sleek gull]

I wear it like a badge of honor. I have 40 years of gaming under my belt. The term is like a title bestowed upon me for my decades of dedication to the hobby

[hasty bloom]

something to be proud of fr! i never wanna lose my love for it

[vestal hare]

#🧠rot

[lyric junco]

but you can say it like FlZZlE

[sleek gull]

Opened a can on him for no good reason lol

You sure about that?

https://tenor.com/view/i-think-you-should-leave-tim-robinson-you-sure-sure-sure-about-that-gif-10141155136692995405

[small glen]

longsword

[sleek gull]

Long Long Sword

[small glen]

tier 4 longsword

iz ass

tier 4 bastard

superior

[sleek gull]

I appreciate that he still had a lil gas in the tank to boop me lol

[lyric junco]

chat can i win?

[small glen]

bros in the pov of the boss 😭

[vale hawk]

how do i rank up from beggar

[lyric junco]

like this

[vale hawk]

dang wth

[small glen]

lack of spinning and cool kills that makes me brain go awoga

[mental kelp]

travelling after

[lyric junco]

had to make a screen of a screen lol

id detected it as sensitive content first

[fierce nexus]

Does anyone know how to fix fatal error when doing the ultimate challenge?

It has ruined many a runs

[lyric junco]

remove blood

or be like super good

[fierce nexus]

So just move the slider all the way down?

[wanton remnant]

yes

[fierce nexus]

Ah ok. Thanks

[hasty bloom]

think you missed him

[lyric junco]

i think i overcorrected

[hasty bloom]

am i dumb or is there not a t4 for bastard

[small glen]

TECHNICALLY

the great sword is and isn't

it uses Bastard sword customization

but its more of a longsword meets Bastard sword deal

[vale hawk]

how do i rank up from beggar

[hasty bloom]

interesting :0 never knew that!

[mental kelp]

rusty rn but here is a winding

[small glen]

rate my half ass window guard 🔥

[buoyant ravine]

knocked that shit strait out of his hands

[small glen]

so far i only have done 3 Fiore manual moves

the ones i know are possible at least

[pearl ferry]

cool spear block :3

[sleek gull]

on twitch. info in bio

[small glen]

when in spear vs spear combat, stick in window guard!

the ai refuses to defend or ward off against window guard for some reason

allowing, free stabz

guard of the true cross would be so fuckin cool in half sword

i hope they add it in some way

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/too-easy-easy-peasy-simple-smooth-no-sweat-gif-13858169

[pearl ferry]

idgaf

i want to look cool i dont want to stay in one guard the entire time is what the "idgaf" means

[small glen]

using Hema is cool

[pearl ferry]

hema is more than just holding a pose

[vale hawk]

everythime i lose i go back to beggar?

[pearl ferry]

yes king

[vale hawk]

ufffff

[small glen]

it.. honestly sort of is. You just stick in a guard that is most relevant for the majority of the sparing match. I was once stuck in fucking Full Iron gate for like 2 hours

I know some people who ONLY use the basic universal spear stance

Some people like to use one stance sometimes, no issue with it but they don't know they get countered a lot

[pearl ferry]

yay

[regal stump]

half sword soon? 🥹

maybe?

[wheat leaf]

Tomorrow in fact

[small glen]

@mental kelp Fiore pollaxe stance

Short Serpent (shortened serpent) is like broken as fuck

keeping the pollaxe at your mid section while the point is facing upwards, made for stabbing. Fiore mentions it could even pen cuirass which I doubt the truth of

Fiore mentions some things in some of his manuals that don't make too much sense, like smashing the pole of a spear to break it with your hands while in full harness

[mental kelp]

sorry for not responding bro ts is pmo

I used to be able to do a lot more than I can now

[small glen]

you will get back into the flow bro

like dude i don't even usually do hema in this game lmfao

[buoyant ravine]

i love how fast they get destroyed

[small glen]

I just do it whenever i feel like and I get bored

[mental kelp]

Im trying to do the colpo di villano which I had consistent but now my timing and distance is off

[small glen]

i mean hey

at least you do like 90% of the stuff you learned

i can only do 30%!!!

[regal stump]

biggest lie in liarville

[small glen]

i wish we had better grappling ngl

[mental kelp]

have to go to sam for that, I think hes probs the only one who still does any of that with weaponry

[small glen]

yea, sadly i don't know much sword

[whole marsh]

1v1 commoner boss

😎

[small glen]

i could just learn the guards from the fiore manuscript and meyer manuscripts

but like

the issue is idk how to apply them lmfao

[wheat leaf]

If I say halfsword will be tomorrow every day until it releases am I really that wrong?

[regal stump]

true though

[tender quest]

doesnt make you a fortune teller either

[small glen]

i can say the world ends tomorrow and i will technically always be right

[wheat leaf]

Exactly!

[mental kelp]

in liechtenauer guards r like the least important part

[wheat leaf]

I will be one day

I still recall having a dream where the devs told me it was December 21st, so it’ll prob be December 2026

[tender quest]

it'll probably be at some point after today i think

[small glen]

Porta Di Ferro... ig

i like.. never did sword hema..

[mental kelp]

I like using porta di ferro on the right but I cant get a good clip of it right now for some reason

[hasty bloom]

imma give that a try

[wheat leaf]

Do you switch stances when doing it from the left side?

[small glen]

attempt at a Porta di bicorno

[vapid spear]

Wrestling should lowk be a thing

[small glen]

not rly

gud

[hasty bloom]

kinda got it at the beginning?

[small glen]

your back needs to be straight and the sword needs to be like inbetween your legs

[hasty bloom]

heard! will keep that in mind

[wheat leaf]

It’s already possible for the most part, but I wish it was easier to knock over Willie by tripping him or lifting him off the ground, tough part of using ragdoll physics is it has to have a supernatural force keeping them upright until the game says otherwise

[small glen]

i have the full manuscript on speed dial

i had it save on my docs for years

[vapid spear]

Tripping would be insane… i completely agree with your statement

It would be awesome to lift people up off their feet

[hasty bloom]

idk why willie keeps hunching over

[small glen]

do you think Posta di donna desera is possible?

[vapid spear]

Combine fencing with tripping… phew

[humble iris]

yweah i agree

this is like

yeah

[slate berry]

you can lift people off their feet... not sure if i need a certain lvl to post vids

[hasty bloom]

cant seem to stand straight like this :/

[small glen]

don't hold shift

[wheat leaf]

Like for instance a trip I loved doing irl in wrestling was grabbing their upper body, kicking up left leg and hooking it behind their left leg and pushing them down, but it’s just not possible smh

[hasty bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-gif-6362301986770929616

[buoyant apex]

Yo easy e wsup

[slate berry]

whaddup mang pretty sick to see ppl just going thru manuscrips and applying tech

[vapid spear]

Doing a cradle would be funny in this game

[small glen]

half assed Ladys guard on the left

[small glen]

I don't actually do sword hema, so this is like me learning a first time thing rly

[wheat leaf]

Larping type shit

[slate berry]

nah i respect it. I'm out here messing with the entity spawner for HOURS just trying to get a properly balanced sword with the correct pommel/guard setup so i dont blame anyone exploring options

[hasty bloom]

isn't quite it i think but lead to a cool arm stealing combo

[small glen]

Yeah, i do apply my knowledge on spears (I did do that) ingame

which works

amazingly well

[wheat leaf]

I recall counting 352 poleaxes I had to spawn before getting the right combo

Next time I tried I got it in the first 10 lmao

[slate berry]

lol

[small glen]

Short serpent is quite broken in half sword

[wheat leaf]

I’ve been learning hella historical polearm techniques tho, seems not many focus on it

[small glen]

Its fun

at least i remember it being fun

ngl if i did it again

it would be ass

[wheat leaf]

The game is fairly restricting for polearm stuff opposed to sword techniques

[slate berry]

i'd like to see a creator mess around with dual wielding a bit not gonna lie

dagger parries can be rough

[wheat leaf]

Clueless is pretty insane with dual wielding

[slate berry]

will have to take a look

[small glen]

spear has duel wielding techniques, funny enough

[slate berry]

other than spear and shield?

[hasty bloom]

https://youtu.be/8-dGLHrtz1g?si=y0DbT7aU1_HkUR-u

not to self plug but here's some i did a while back

have some more recent clips but didn't wanna blow up chat

[small glen]

dagger + spear actually lmfao

[wheat leaf]

More like musashi style tho, as in wakizashi and katana

At least that’s what I saw him goin crazy with last lmao

[slate berry]

very interesting to see a roman style gladius used in this context

[small glen]

i did it kind of half assed, but you get the idea.

parry with the spear (or push it out of the way with the spear) and then stabbed them in the chest (in this half assed case, the stomach or groin)

[slate berry]

i dont know the flavor but ur definitely cooking lmao, is there any historical accounts of dagger/spear or u just freestyling

[hasty bloom]

@restive barn ‘s most recent pack had a lot of weapons with a spare on the hip. gladius and han jian were really fun!

ended up getting some sick custom swords made. they have a mace pommel and are so sick

[small glen]

yes.

[hasty bloom]

can send some clips when i get home!

[wheat leaf]

Btw you said you have a lot of these manuscripts saved, but do you have a link or know where I can find em online?

[slate berry]

hahahah thats fuckin epic

[small glen]

hroarr is good for general hema pdfs

and if you want almost everything fiore has

Fencing, jousting, grappling

you can find it on google fairly easy on a Fiore teaching website that has the whole 90 page manuscript translated for you

[wheat leaf]

Bless thank you

[wheat leaf]

I’ll be trying to find polearm stuff specifically, I’ve learned a solid few techniques from videos n other media but haven’t looked into the manuscripts directly

[buoyant ravine]

Dayum he got destroyed

[buoyant ravine]

i think your a bit too over-armored

[tender quest]

its brave stand, i wont do much about that

[buoyant ravine]

smacked from a different reality

[tender quest]

I think you have too little armour

[buoyant ravine]

its small buhurt, i wont do much about that

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/indeed-gif-26515133

[buoyant apex]

Well it works pretty unstable for me..

Like i run almost on the blade

[split meadow]

man... remember when it was only abyss mode?

[buoyant apex]

Sounds like nightmare

[buoyant apex]

So elegant

[split meadow]

it was just the demo before they released the playtest. it was hella buggy but look how far they have come

[hollow delta]

i love just beating people over the head with lanterns lol

[plain brook]

i always see them as mugs first

looks like the final boss of a bar fight

[wheat leaf]

bro has hi-beams in halfsword

[hollow delta]

this ones for you

[plain brook]

yeah even the top bit looks like its foaming up

its just perfect

[lyric junco]

an embarassing death

[finite spruce]

Hi Goys

[buoyant ravine]

Pathetic I Am

[regal stump]

Soooooooooonnnnn

[lyric junco]

big candle stick is no joke, this is my willie after enduring like 11 hits due to my bad eye hand coordination

[magic monolith]

hello everyone

[regal stump]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-smiley-smiley-face-smiley-face-hi-rajesh-gif-4328281788294152929

[bright geode]

Ay ma

[wheat leaf]

Long tail guard transitions W poleaxe

[stoic talon]

how to get early acces

[heavy valve]

idk

https://tenor.com/view/bee-twitter-meme-bleh-drooling-emoji-gif-16633643592379562278

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434397859679309944/366D721.MP4?ex=6967c35b&is=696671db&hm=ed2c1ee2a707bab9d7d6df0e2980ebb99b214729b1197a6a8b93f1fd4ab1bdfc&

[wheat leaf]

Middle Iron gate guard transitions

[ember portal]

any general tips on how to be better at the unarmored portion of the game so i can stop dying at commoner and below

[hasty bloom]

practice keeping distance and stepping in after your opponent takes a swing!

[hasty bloom]

how'd you get a poleaxe :0 what do they spawn under?

[ember portal]

how much playtime do you have‽‽

[sand herald]

Beautiful

[hasty bloom]

jfc your kick force is crazy

some Shaolin Soccer shit

[frank scarab]

Can John Halfsword do that irl?

[regal stump]

Half sword is gonna be coming out last year !

[hasty bloom]

seent 'im do it once to a man in Tuscon

[regal stump]

Bro is manager of the dannks

https://tenor.com/view/boi-spongebob-rage-gif-1079789998347984343

[sand herald]

this is true. he said that the feats in Shaolin Soccer were fictional so I had to show him otherwise

[frank scarab]

I'm absolutely loving the EA so far.

The Forrest map is my favourite!

[wheat leaf]

wdym? like howd i get it in that tier?

or where do you spawn them from enhancer

[vapid hull]

ghhhhh I'm rustyy

[wheat leaf]

Look pretty shiny to me

[vapid hull]

Shoulder snipe !!!!

[vapid hull]

thanks ganglion !! :D

[wheat leaf]

Please, call me gangrene

[vapid hull]

Okay !!! !!!! !!!!!!!

[hallow quail]

what a jolly good time indeed

[vapid hull]

Okay yeah nvm I'm so backies

[cursive gate]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lUpuiNam64QLbclaB?invite=cr-MSxWSmYsNDA4MTQwNTM0&v=30 can someone tell me how this is a lethal hit

"you died" i got grazed on the shoulder

[vapid hull]

fucking DENTED 😭

[bronze mural]

my game now immediately fatal errors upon launch

what in the world

[cursive gate]

gave him the badger treatment from the walking dead

[bronze mural]

guess the game doesn't want to be played

[cursive gate]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lSNj95hDDXBINCmwm?invite=cr-MSxBQlQsNDA4MTQwNTM0&v=7

[vapid hull]

genuinely, holy fuck 😭

[vapid hull]

🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

[cursive gate]

absolutely clobbered that fool

[frank scarab]

Your free trial of half sword is over and now you have to pay a monthly fee of 100 bucks

Seriously maybe you should try reinstalling Half Sword, verifying the files and type -dx11 in the Steam's launch options.

[quaint ingot]

Willie already has brain damage before the fight even starts

[soft osprey]

launch in dx11

[lean niche]

Crashing on Startup?

Right click Half Sword in your steam then navigate to -
Library>Properties>Launch Options
Then in the text field type -dx11
Close the window and launch Half Sword now in dx11!

[vapid hull]

lunch in dx10

[quaint ingot]

Not a option

[soft osprey]

10 in dx lunch

[vapid hull]

I want lunch, Mr. Moai. I need a meal tomorrow.

[hallow gull]

bro did not deserve that holy shit, also yea idk why the videos like weirdly corrupted

[mental kelp]

@small glen this stance at the beginning is one Ive spearheaded the use of in half sword (its not a real one really). its basically a mix of posta frontale/kron and posta di falcone/vom tag. very good for cutting across, but also hitting with the cross, so that is why I decided on a play on words and called it the creutz (cross) or creutz ort (cross point).

it only really works as an opener

Nobody else has ever been told this and Ive never seen anyone use it...this the secret art fr

[wheat leaf]

when EA brings forests we better get branches

we must recreate Fiore's dual branches & Dagger techniques

[mental kelp]

here is another showcase of the cross point

[wheat leaf]

are you using switched grip for this stance?

[mental kelp]

nope

[wheat leaf]

oh ok, i do almost the same but starting from the opposite side, like with the sword tip pointed left opposed to right

visually your method looks better for aligning the cut, mine ends up being kinda flicky and odd

[mental kelp]

I figured it out awhile ago when I was trying to perfect a left twerhaw--which is possible from this position but its too hard cause of autoparry--and I've been using it ever since

there's tricks with it too

like you can feint hewing from the left and actually slice their neckto the right

found the twer-ability theory clip

[wheat leaf]

ooooo

[mental kelp]

had to be done with no lock on and it was super slow (could probably iron that fact out)

[wheat leaf]

OOOO i didnt know it was actually possible

thats sick

[mental kelp]

its def far from ever working but it shows that its possible

so devs just need to do little adjusting

[wheat leaf]

even just trying to make the motion on a training dummy rn is tricky, much easier to get the flick with a strike to the right side

im hoping all weapons get a better range of motion and stances come EA, polearms especially are quite stiff rn

[mental kelp]

yea the right to left twer is a lot easier

but this was before I discovered that, when I made this clip

[stoic talon]

w

[mental kelp]

I used to be a lot more inventive in hs, not anymore.....

paradise lost

[wheat leaf]

only so much that can be created really

[mental kelp]

yea but a lot of it isnt in the public mind anymore so its not getting worked with

most people just do the same exact stuff

I'll have to read back trough the things I wrote down cuz I have a good bit, and try them all again

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1367410980425957499/1445429742697447484/larrrpp.gif

[mental kelp]

@shell bronze u could not farm more aura than this

[mental kelp]

no this was before my larp days

I would go heavy into any tech I could find

[shell bronze]

backwards arms vs poor buckler user

[mental kelp]

even if books didnt say it

an I wrote them down in my guide, back when it wasnt a manuscript

[mental kelp]

no but the blade on the neck and then the punch

and the blade then flourishes itself into short sword grip.....

[hallow gull]

yall doing too much i just give him brain damage and call it a day

[stoic talon]

i flyed omg

[stoic talon]

In my opinion, one thing that is really annoying and can ruin runs is when you kill an enemy and, when you get close to finish them, their weapon on the ground still hurts you. Even though the enemy is lying on the ground, the weapon ends up stabbing your legs and you die.

[stoic talon]

Thankss from todaythe game has started crashing at launch. I had also found another way to fix it, but I ended up forgetting it thanks

[mental kelp]

using an old technique trying to get it to work in some way, here it is used as a binding implement

[shell bronze]

might as well throw a zornhau

[mental kelp]

its original purpose was to be a blinding strike but it never actually worked

physics break it

its pretty good with binding and winding tho so Ill probably add that in the manuscript

page 453

[mental kelp]

did bro get reverted to factory settings once he learned that I used to be more complex in silly fencing than even him

now you advocate for a simple and straightforward fence

[wheat leaf]

i never truly realized how invasive autoblock is until ive tried doing anything around this guard position

[mental kelp]

yea its really annoying sometimes

thats why it only works well as an opener

or if you can get a good distance of rest

[wheat leaf]

im starting to find heavier swords tend to be better at that kinda rotation, or a bit more realistic looking at least

[shell bronze]

yeah but your silly fencing sucks

mine is amazing 10/10

[mental kelp]

u dont even invent anything

u just parry and cut

this is one of the snappiest tag hits I think ive seen

[mental kelp]

I used to get on an just invent shit

[shell bronze]

you think you do?

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-gif-9388384639890532829

[mental kelp]

its literally written down..........

some of it im sure others have done but a lot of it I have never ever seen or heard conceived of

[wheat leaf]

what should this parry/counter be called?

the handshake?

[white trail]

wobba

[warped apex]

that's a very flash outfit

https://tenor.com/view/fashion-glamour-shiny-standing-standing-still-gif-16155919

[wheat leaf]

i take no credit, is the mod's fit 😅

big drippy tho

[finite bough]

he will never see again atleast with his left eye.

[wheat leaf]

i can take credit for this one tho, something glitched now i got vantablack clothes

[finite bough]

its called a shoulder attack.

pay to win player vs free to play player.

[wheat leaf]

That’s boring, it’s cooler than just an attack to the shoulder

[finite bough]

imme record this

well close fight.

easyyyy

[scenic pine]

why is bro dressed as the commoner boss

[stoic talon]

aurahand

[stoic talon]

rip

[jolly gorge]

will they ever fix the blood i cant even stab without it saying fatal error even at the lowest blood amount

[wheat leaf]

Nah they’d never do that

[restive barn]

It be the plank for ye, Argh!

[restive barn]

very ahistorical gladiator fistfighting

[stoic talon]

tuff

[upper wyvern]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lUtVkNv1qwSxNQokh?invite=cr-MSwzOU8sMTYxMDM0Mzk4 new flying tech

[restive barn]

historically accurate pirate duel

[whole eagle]

NEW UPDATE?

[cursive fjord]

No just a modded map

[whole eagle]

aw

[cursive fjord]

Btw Q1 is usually the first 3 months, so it can be awhile before the Half Sword EA is released.

[weak creek]

How to get the other version of half sword becus i only can play the demo

[deep shale]

which makes me scream

[spring zenith]

How do you get these mods?

Do you use a launcher?

[white trail]

wobba

[worthy hearth]

just did something i will never do again. parried a sword by throwing my sword at their sword, spun around, caught my sword as it bounced back, and then chopped off the guys leg

im so sick

[finite bough]

you should record thiss

[hallow gull]

hit the gyro zeppeli technique

[ivory ledge]

I won a match, but died just barely after

the next round, my player model was naked.

is this common>

[hallow gull]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

Yes.

Very.

[ivory ledge]

I love that

thats funny.

[hallow gull]

they should add it as a feature

[buoyant apex]

Fucking hell I almost killed that damned Barron and what he do? He pulls his shitty long ass sword

Hate ts

[hallow gull]

we love getting oneshot (especially by spears)

[hallow gull]

also if you want some tech use a sword or sm and if you can get a single stab in just spin it around and they die in like 2 milliseconds

[buoyant apex]

Yeah so i spin on them blades

Im too poor accurate to spin without dying

[plain brook]

you actually get more stability like that because of the third leg

[buoyant apex]

So all i want is to beat the challenge after grabbing the halberd or spear without being hitted AT ALL straight to the Barron itself

But its kinda hard as soon as your weapon starts FLIPPING in your hands

So you allow them to hit

[hallow gull]

choosing small buhurt and them all being that one stupid fucking spear with the spikes out the sides might actually be a new cia torture method

[hallow gull]

uhh yea idk

[lapis cave]

plancon

[buoyant apex]

For real

[hallow gull]

plancon these bollocks

WHY IS THERE A HYPERPREGGERS EMOJI 💔

WHAT IS THIS

[buoyant apex]

Nah man

Just a huge dihh

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wo-joker-joaqu-gif-23924191

[finite bough]

the best weapon in the game.

[lapis cave]

ehh, against armor it cant do much

[hallow gull]

plancon is fun to use as like a very light polearm hammer but fighting it may actually be the 3rd ring of hell

[lapis cave]

triplets lmao

[hallow gull]

no bro its good specifically against armor you bonk them on the head and make them go honk mimimimimi

its humorous

[buoyant apex]

It can but you need to get some boost by tilting the camera

[finite bough]

it does so much against armor.. just knock them out.. you can head hit them and it pokes throught there helments like a champ.

[lapis cave]

if you cant hit the head you're kinda cooked tho ngl

[finite bough]

how are you cooked bro? they can't even come close to you.

[buoyant apex]

So as i said you can help yourself wtih the camera

[hallow gull]

i know the tech bro

[buoyant apex]

To hit not the head

But the arm or body

[jolly gorge]

How tf do i spin kick i keep missing and shit

[finite bough]

and it works like a hammer as well
it pushes willie away as well and breaks there bone

[buoyant apex]

Try to help yourself with the slowmotion

And dont forget to hold shift

EVERYTIME

[jolly gorge]

i am and i keep missing

i hold shift

[hallow gull]

i hate when they like randomly start running at you for like 2 seconds straight, 3 times in a row

get outa my personal space bro

[buoyant apex]

Which leg do you use?

I mean

[jolly gorge]

Its randomized for me

[finite bough]

@lapis cave let me show you how good is placon.
ITS THAT EASY.

[jolly gorge]

Im tryna use right

[buoyant apex]

Well its not in fact

[jolly gorge]

How do i always get it to right

[buoyant apex]

So if you got your leg behind, that means you can choose how to kick

[hallow gull]

i mean literally none of those were the head but yea plancons good against armor

[finite bough]

it litreally no skill.

[buoyant apex]

If you want to kick more accurately, you need to swing to the opposite side of a leg that is behind

[hallow gull]

but bro you gotta do the tech where you like

hit them in the head just enough for them to pass out but not die and wait for them to get up and keep knocking them over

actual bullying tech bro

[buoyant apex]

And if you want to kick more funny, you choose the same way as your leg behind

[finite bough]

here you go.. got the last n final head hit.

[jolly gorge]

i keep missing i might be p4p worst kicker

when is it possibl to wrestle

[buoyant apex]

Its not that deep, you will learn as soon as you do it a lot

Like me

I was missing spin kicks for long as well

But now i can win by only 1 single kick

Each ways

Even got some replays

[buoyant apex]

If you want, i can try to show you in voice channel how to do it tomorrow

[restive barn]

i cast le

[buoyant apex]

Grass is a little bit messed up

[restive barn]

i know💔 😔

[finite bough]

awesome.

[lapis cave]

love the billhook

[finite bough]

damnn

[stoic talon]

lol

[restive barn]

what map should i add next

[finite bough]

the great wall?

[restive barn]

great wall of china?

[finite bough]

yes

[restive barn]

i can only imagine how long thatll take

[finite bough]

yep.

[restive barn]

hail naw gng its like 8000 km long

[restive barn]

what map should i make that isnt 10381091809 km long

[finite bough]

make it into 1:1000

[finite bough]

pyramid.

[restive barn]

probably

[weak osprey]

add ohama beach

[restive barn]

whats that

[weak osprey]

Search it up with chrome

[lapis cave]

how does the water work, is it just a pit or does it give a slow falling or floating effect

[restive barn]

it's just a collisionless plane with a cool texture

ambient occlusion💔

[lapis cave]

throwing willie into the bottom of the river would be fire

[frank scarab]

Chrome

Do the space map already

Third times a charm

[restive barn]

planet shader hard to code

[jolly gorge]

is a teep jab possible

[frank scarab]

Well Rome wasn't built in one day

[restive barn]

didnt get to throw em off bcz of collision glitches

[lapis cave]

he PROBABLY ended up in the river

after he came down lol

[buoyant apex]

Have you got map with the windmill?

[restive barn]

huh

[buoyant apex]

Like windmill

I mean

Windmill in the background

[white trail]

wobba

[buoyant apex]

Wobba

The fuck is wobba

[restive barn]

knight vs 4 pirates

[frank scarab]

The discord equivalent of a gimmick account

[buoyant apex]

That is some serious shit

Jokes aside

[restive barn]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lUxdGEVQiR20_ZZu9?invite=cr-MSxwS1csNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=49

[vital perch]

hello chat

@restive barn anyway you want to share the secret of custom maps?

[hasty bloom]

i was def just sleepy and blind LOL. spawned the exact same one like 2 seconds after i sent that 😭

[vital perch]

chat pick me a loadout

[restive barn]

autumndrip estoc because i made it

[restive barn]

i legally can't

[vital perch]

1984

[restive barn]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lUxDpUAPr0wh8xlwE?invite=cr-MSxPb3AsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=14

[balmy kernel]

I swear I had a dream of this once

[hasty bloom]

fuckin rip to the guy in red but LOVE doing shit like this in big battles.

when it starts i pick one guy to absolutely fuck up in front of everyone else. sets the tone of the fight great

also crying cuz at abt 15 seconds i swear you punch that dude in the nuts before you get your sword out 😭 not sure if intentional but damn funny

[restive barn]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lUxFvlG4nd7kFPUfR?invite=cr-MSxQeVAsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=48

[restive barn]

it's quite effective

[hasty bloom]

sure as hell would take me out a fight if i got my nuts lovingly tapped by a steel glove

[restive barn]

the gauntlet didnt hit him the heavy ass pommel did

[hasty bloom]

hell yea! just as awful!

dude couldn’t catch a break cuz like 2 seconds before that you kick him in the nuts too 😭

[vital perch]

one more hour to go

[hasty bloom]

once you hit 200 they said they’ll release EA for everyone

no pressure!

[buoyant apex]

Oh you are Poland

Respect

[vital perch]

INDEED

[buoyant apex]

Barzo is only one thing i know

Or bardzo

Idk

[frank scarab]

Mrbeast scam

[hallow gull]

guardsmen, behead this peasant poste-haste

[vital perch]

<@&1080390104562016306>

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-tired-really-damn-cmon-gif-19305481

[vital perch]

you're welcome

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[vital perch]

banned

[hallow gull]

thou art welcome

https://tenor.com/view/hank-angy-hank-breaking-bad-funny-gif-1849498628838104878

[frank scarab]

I always check the images even if I know 100% that they are Mrbeast scams,
And i still give out a formal apology to the entire moderation crew, in Which someone already did it for me so it was pointless anyways.

[hallow gull]

people try not to fall for "free 12$ mr beast card" scam

[vital perch]

(impossible)

[warped apex]

I used to be a speedrunner until

[buoyant apex]

How dare you saying its scam👿 ⁉️

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1458105503082352872/AADXkjYy.gif

[frank scarab]

Why did you convert your clip into a gif

[vital perch]

because i can

[frank scarab]

what is the motivation?

[vital perch]

bomk

[frank scarab]

Did you have a spiritual need?

[hallow gull]

i made this gif specifically for you

[buoyant apex]

Oh my god you are so kind

[frank scarab]

What colour is their gif?

[buoyant apex]

[hallow gull]

orange

[buoyant apex]

What color is your underpants

Mine is black

[hallow gull]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[buoyant apex]

Just kidding

Mine is purple

[hallow gull]

wait i should remake that image but with willie 1 sec

[frank scarab]

Why do people still use regular, poopy steamhappy if we can use the the much better, sexier Williehappy?

[buoyant apex]

Holy shit....

Dont seem too happy

I guess

[frank scarab]

Do you low-key get turned on by this?

[buoyant apex]

Whos not?

[buoyant apex]

Nice execution

No pain just pure death

[limber imp]

i just did a zwercopter what the hell

i didnt think that was possible

[midnight saffron]

CAN H PLAY WITH MY FRIEND IN THIS GAME

[hallow gull]

no

[midnight saffron]

OK

[hallow gull]

ok

[midnight saffron]

HOW I CAN DO LIKE THIS ?

[hallow gull]

ngli dont know either

[weak osprey]

Its cj from san andreas

[midnight saffron]

HOW I CAN PLAY IN THIS MODE

[hallow gull]

of course the one funny clip i got my clipping software decided to die

[hallow gull]

mods

[weak osprey]

Lemme guess its OBS?

[hallow gull]

no

game bar 💔

[weak osprey]

Crazy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1386740878697169039/1458550265274699827/togif.gif

[midnight saffron]

YOU KNOW HOW I INSTALL THIS MODE

[hallow gull]

no

[midnight saffron]

OK

[weak osprey]

Why type in full caps

[hallow gull]

lobotomized willie

not sure how hes still alive

[restive barn]

mods that arent public

[finite bough]

give me that mod rn.

for educational purpose

:D

[restive barn]

nein

[frank scarab]

If cheome gave us the mod,
We'll all go to half sword jail bro

[finite bough]

sad.

[restive barn]

and ill get a half sword lawsuit

[finite bough]

okay.

[frank scarab]

Illegal distribution,
10 years minimum

[void bluff]

what weapon do you guys think is most impressive to get a kill with

[finite bough]

in here it would 2-5 years depending on what it is. if its about a game then 2 years.

most likely

[finite bough]

candlestick

:D

[void bluff]

that and the placon lmao

[finite bough]

i abuse placon.

[finite bough]

live footage.

of it

[void bluff]

I abuse ai being bad at the game

[frank scarab]

Willie's intestines in the old abyss demo

[void bluff]

I never played back then, wish I had

[hallow gull]

shield

[void bluff]

which one

[hallow gull]

captain america

buckler

[void bluff]

buckler is easy

it’s way better than punching someone to death

[hallow gull]

if you want an actual hard one the giant shields the knights have or wtv

[frank scarab]

That's just punching but with a metal soup bowl

[void bluff]

now THAT is a hard one

[finite bough]

wait this armor n weapon loadout is possible without mods?

[hallow gull]

maybe

[void bluff]

what is he holding

[finite bough]

it is.. i got it by spamming random gear.

[finite bough]

baron's great sword.

[void bluff]

lucky

i’m over here struggling to spawn with a two handed hammer and this mf has gods sword

[hallow gull]

ngl armored fights arent as fun i never play them

[void bluff]

then a buckler is even easier to use than I initially thought

I swear unarmored willie’s are idiots

[weak osprey]

ngl the baron’s sword is kinda 💩 to use because of how heavy it is

The greatsword is my go to sword in half sword

[hallow gull]

best weapon is one handed axe, throw away shield and just doink them on the helmet till they fall asleep

trust

[void bluff]

I’m a big fan or the thin longsword

estoc if you will

[finite bough]

ofc its way longer and you need to half sword it to control it

[void bluff]

the one handed wide-blade axe is broken as hell

[finite bough]

okay the armor isn't much rare.
and also baron's mace is here

[void bluff]

it gets so much momentum when two handing it for no reason

[weak osprey]

das called mace

[void bluff]

yeah I’m with gorris that’s just a heavy mace

[weak osprey]

Mantic has mastered the art of this sword

I don’t know how long it took him

the baron uses the same mace found in the knight class

I believe its the average high tier mace

[void bluff]

it’s the gold head flanged mace that’s the size of a two handed mace

[weak osprey]

ye

[void bluff]

two handed spiky mace goes hard

i’m just going to say it, half-swording is the best weapon in the game

[finite bough]

lets see if it kills or not.

[weak osprey]

Bro got the baron’s mancatcher/bubblemaker

[void bluff]

I mean anything that uses 2 hands can be used to kill

I don’t know if I’m going into battle holding a giant key though

[finite bough]

okay this weapon is blunt weapon but iI couldn’t fit willie’s head into the mancatcher!

[void bluff]

do we have to censor ourselves here

[weak osprey]

I couldn’t fit willie’s head into the mancatcher!

das better

[void bluff]

^^^^

[finite bough]

thank you

i am not very good in speaking english.

you can understand that

[void bluff]

you’re doing great

guarantee we both knew what you were saying instantly

[finite bough]

lets use this weapon... a cross to scare willie's demons away!

[void bluff]

post a clip of you using that

[finite bough]

okay

[void bluff]

also does it use the mace movement

or the basic polearm movement

[finite bough]

seems like polearm

[weak osprey]

Bro got the baron’s cross

[void bluff]

only thing baron’s about that cross is how cross he will be with us when he find out what we’re using his gold for

[finite bough]

its heavy

[void bluff]

if you crouch what you swing downwards you can hit a lot harder

[finite bough]

let me try that

[weak osprey]

The holy crusader fit

[void bluff]

you also don’t seem to be following through with the hit, stopping the swing at his head

[finite bough]

i am trying to do that

[void bluff]

takes practice friend, don’t sweat it

I’ll stop doing that I hadn’t even realized, my apologies

[plucky plinth]

hi guys

[weak osprey]

Hello

Frog

[void bluff]

what’s good Frog

[plucky plinth]

is it still just the demo out

[sleek gull]

Yes #faq

[finite bough]

you meant crouch?

[plucky plinth]

thanks

[void bluff]

upon looking closer, are you holding shift when you’re fighting?

it adds more power behind your swings

something about the way willie stands adds more force to them

[finite bough]

yes.

[void bluff]

maybe the cross is balanced weirdly

[finite bough]

probably

lets beat willies with a damn log.

why is this working out?

[void bluff]

don’t sleep on quarterstaff

it is absolutely a super dangerous weapon

[finite bough]

yep

[void bluff]

especially because of how weird leverage is with willie’s arms

[finite bough]

damn i just broke his rib

wtf is this stane?

[void bluff]

you probably just ruptured a testicle

[finite bough]

idk what did i heat but he split open my face

this is his pov rn

[hallow gull]

ignore the green weirdly pole shaped elephant in the room

[finite bough]

this weapon seems fun

[finite bough]

that's the staff.

that's what i hit him with

he hit me with a sword as a reward

got me killed

[restive barn]

yo can u download my weapon pack

[finite bough]

suree

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/140

[finite bough]

well i don't know to use this but i tried.

[finite bough]

you got me the thing i wanted..

@restive barnwhat is this weapon??? but it cuts clean and smoothly

[restive barn]

it's Blade_Fantasy Double Bladed Sword NO ARMOR

[finite bough]

ik but i meant whatever the english term is that for.

[finite bough]

the futursitic greatsword needs sharpness

i mean it cuts really well but we need them to get split in half

@restive barnwhy is this has to be so long? i can hit them from here.

too op

also as its too long it can't be handled without half swording.

[restive barn]

because long sword = good sword

[finite bough]

its direction of moments can't be controlled. it will hit with its non sharpned side.

[restive barn]

what map should i make

[finite bough]

it can't even fit in my screen.

[restive barn]

screen issue

[finite bough]

nahh i am changing the size to ballenced one.

[chilly gull]

Long range weapons are fun

[finite spruce]

cant wait till halfsword 3 is released

[hot mango]

maaaan im hoping when the full game comes out we can execute people from the neck easier

[finite spruce]

spare the willie pls

[hot mango]

But i wanna end his suffrin 🙁

[finite spruce]

Let him bleed out

[hot mango]

dats cruel tho

[finite spruce]

yknow i used to be prejudiced against willies that used shields so when they surrender i'd often smash their bones for 2 minutes straight

[hot mango]

https://tenor.com/view/rileysgifs-michael-sheen-aziraphale-yea-officer-this-post-right-here-michael-sheen-good-omens-gif-13559081187712925721

clearly youve never heard of the can opener

[finite spruce]

Uhjm

Whats

The Can Opener

[hot mango]

big ol bonkin stick

Bonus if its a modded one like my beloved warpick

[finite spruce]

the plancon?

oh

[hot mango]

sure ig

[finite spruce]

u mean the little

axes

like lucerne

[hot mango]

Just cripple the arm and then volia no more shiel

[hot mango]

Nah this is a two handa

[finite spruce]

then i can smash their bones for 2 minutes straight?

[hot mango]

Who you callin little m8 😤

(and yes) more like spike there muscles, but the warpick can crunch armour on occasion

[finite spruce]

But i want to crush their bone for 9 minute straight

not spike their muscle

[hot mango]

Like this bafoon fell for one of the classic blunders (he left himself exposed for a quick stabb)

[wanton remnant]

Spin kick their arm 3 times and you’ll hear that nice crunch

[hot mango]

Ok fair your not really into the combo stab crushers

Maybe the MAULR might interest you more

[finite spruce]

god i wish tehre was greek fire in half sword so i can light willies ablaze

[hot mango]

Strrrrrrrrike!

[winged grotto]

Chat we need a release date already

[hot mango]

maybe not fire pots, but fire arrows could be a possibility seein crossbows are planned for the future

[winged grotto]

I'm going insane waiting

[hot mango]

just mod the game bro to appease your appetite 😭

[finite bough]

"he can't defeat me"

[finite spruce]

half sword release will become the new half life 3

[wanton remnant]

“Releasing sometime during your lifetime”

[finite spruce]

we will just wait for 100000 year

[finite bough]

oh yes

[winged grotto]

😭

[whole eagle]

aw i cant play halfsword on this laptop

[wanton remnant]

lol I’m jk they said the EA should release within the next 3 months

[whole eagle]

levono sucks but it has half a terabyte

in storage

[finite bough]

now he can't even pick a weapon.

[finite bough]

how is it lenovo's fault of you not upgrading your laptop's storage bro?

oh sorry

my baad

[wanton remnant]

I’m on the opposite wavelength, I got a beefy ass pc but no storage. I’m still using hard drives

[whole eagle]

aw

[finite bough]

i am on both's side opposite.. i brought 1 tb when i was buying my laptop.. and its beefy as much as it can get as an laptop.

[winged grotto]

Breh

[hot mango]

man i wish you could spawn in modded weapons

[whole eagle]

but i can run roblox and solitaire

[whole eagle]

use nexus mods

[finite bough]

well modders are probably working on it?

[winged grotto]

Why aren't modders modding

[hot mango]

No no i meant like spawn in as in via the trainer mod, straight to the game

[winged grotto]

Why don't someone make another one of them mod menus

[hot mango]

would be making custom loadouts a lot easier

[winged grotto]

That has features that actually work

[finite bough]

there are like 2.

[winged grotto]

They are outdated

[finite bough]

both works the same.

[hot mango]

Just go back and use the older packs

there goated

[winged grotto]

And broken for me

[finite bough]

how is it broken?

[hot mango]

Little bit more than two 🙂

[finite bough]

awwh hell nah

[winged grotto]

It freezes my half sword using it

The uh one with the yellow menu

[finite bough]

i am not talking about weapon packs.

[winged grotto]

And the other ones ass

[hot mango]

O

Reshade?

[finite bough]

we takin about trainers.. like enhancer mod.

[wanton remnant]

He’s talking about trainers

[hot mango]

🤦‍♂️

im stoopid

fair

[finite bough]

happens with the best of us.

[finite spruce]

at what social class do i unlock the right to send images in this server

[hot mango]

Sounds like your downloadin the older version

[winged grotto]

I'm not

[hot mango]

Make sure u get latest

[winged grotto]

It just breaks

[wanton remnant]

Town jester

Jk server lvl 3

[winged grotto]

I'm not dumb

[hot mango]

link?

[finite spruce]

Okay

[winged grotto]

I'm at school

[hot mango]

oof

you should be out there learnin young whipper snapper - 👴

[wanton remnant]

Also you can post your game footage here even when not lvl 3

[finite bough]

you need to be level 2 atleast

[wanton remnant]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 sorry i mean here

[wanton remnant]

O

[finite bough]

oh you are free to upload there.

i meant here

in this chat

[wanton remnant]

Ya this chat is lvl 3 to upload media (at least when I joined)

[hallow gull]

go my low effort shitpost

[hot mango]

Do any of the hosens fit inside the shoes?

[hallow gull]

i love editing willie into random images

[wanton remnant]

Ikr it’s so fun

[hot mango]

i remember on the older demo they did, but i notice a lot of clipping around the feet area

[wanton remnant]

Never played the old demo, and in this one I have never seen any clipping with hosen and shoes

[hot mango]

Oh wait...

Its the sabatons mb

[frigid mesa]

how can I play this mode, I only have the challenge mod

?

[mental kelp]

on the bottom right it says free mode which you can click to go to

of the main menu

[hot mango]

GYATTTT DAMN

bro inserted the whole pole and them some into that willijums neck!

[hallow gull]

oh nvm it is

so gyatttt with multiple t's isnt??

ok

[frigid mesa]

tnx

[wanton remnant]

Unpopular opinion, the more I play and get better at the game the less I like the spike stick (I forget what it’s called I know it starts with a P)

[hallow gull]

plancon i think

i just like bonking willies on the helmet with it

longer range polearm hammer

[wanton remnant]

Yes that is what it’s called ty

[hot mango]

I just love using my modded weapons lol

placon is cool but stabbing someone with a sharp lightsaber is even funner 🙂

[hallow gull]

@idle crane #photography📷 message this is a very good photography (scam)

[fathom patrol]

i trust that guy

let me press on this link

fuck theres no link

[idle crane]

thank you. Please ping modteam next time

[hallow gull]

idk why theres so many scammers lately who keeps clicking free 2$ giftcards

[wanton remnant]

I sent a message using a historical term that I forgot was a slur in modern day and was temp banned lol, mods I hope you can see I wasn’t using it like that

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/i-want-u-to-be-banned-gif-13051109547748519557

[fathom patrol]

im interested what word

[hot mango]

bots pretty good at detectin it tho

[wanton remnant]

the historical term for a weak spot in armor

[idle crane]

Also you were auto timed out not temp banned

[finite bough]

Is Hellish Quart somewhat similar to half sword?

[fathom patrol]

fuck i have no idea

gotta google it

[finite bough]

[hot mango]

Its a shame the model for the Barabtue A in this ver never got patched

[wanton remnant]

Yes sorry that’s what we call it on another server

[fathom patrol]

is that word harrases asians?

[wanton remnant]

Yes

[finite bough]

can someone answer me

[fathom patrol]

damn bro

[fathom patrol]

im sorry

[finite bough]

i can see nothing.

[wanton remnant]

Yep, I didn’t even think of it’s modern meaning

[hot mango]

Thats de point, its meant to have a first person model on the right but just got forgotten about

[finite bough]

Is Hellish Quart somewhat similar to half sword?

[hot mango]

works fine in 3p if you ever wanna spawn in and play with it, but it compleltey blocks ur vision in fp

[fathom patrol]

what the fuck is hellish quart

[hot mango]

language

[finite bough]

its a game

[hot mango]

Uhh i think the fighting style is semi similar, like realistic in a way but its not 1st or 3rd person its like a 2d side scroller like mortal kombat

[hot mango]

i remember watching some alpha gameplay of it

[fathom patrol]

theres no such thing on steam

[hot mango]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1000360/Hellish_Quart/

Steam

Hellish Quart

Hellish Quart is a local-only (two players play on one PC, not online), physics-based sword fighting game. Set in 17th century Poland, it features a cinematic story and the most iconic sword fighter archetypes of this period.

With motion-captured fencing techniques and four gamepad buttons representing four attack angles, you'll need to use…

Price

$17.99

Recommendations

7470

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

[fathom patrol]

its not even physics based brother

it literally is mk but medieval

[idle crane]

It is physics based just differently to halfsword

[finite bough]

ohh

half sword is better

[fathom patrol]

yeah man if there’s physics of blood it doesn’t mean it physics based game

[hot mango]

Hence why i said the mortal kombat like combat, but also it has VIOLENCE

[fathom patrol]

yeah it kinda looks funny

[idle crane]

there is far more physics than that in it but this is halfsword chat

[hot mango]

Yup my last message on that

[fathom patrol]

well we comparing hs and this game

[finite bough]

lets not talk about it

i got my answer

[fathom patrol]

but alr king whatever you say

[vestal hare]

No, hellish quart plays more like a fighting game (eg. street fighter, tekken, Bushido blade)

[fathom patrol]

like minecraft yeah

[finite bough]

minecraft is way different

[fathom patrol]

holy fuck

[finite bough]

yss got it

[fathom patrol]

best thing in this game is when you precisely slash throats

best feeling

i will pay $50 only for that

[mental kelp]

worst tho is when willie doesnt commit to an attack and you get this light parry where he only plants the sword on urs

its so gross

[hot mango]

Or decapitate someone

or crush some bones

[fathom patrol]

nah

decapitation is kinda messed up

with weird chunks

[fathom patrol]

hell yeha

[wanton remnant]

That’s why getting a TRUE decapitation feels so nice imo

[fathom patrol]

IRL IS FREE BRO

[hot mango]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0otHVHGB0uM

gold video

[hallow gull]

those poor willies bro

[mental kelp]

double slice

[hasty bloom]

not if you hit the perfect angle. i’ve had a few where it’s a clean slice

[near lichen]

Its only the limbs not tbe chunks we saw from the dev clips

[hoary crystal]

when is the full game coming out

[wheat leaf]

december 21st 2026

[mental kelp]

@small glen fiore dagger vs. sword

except he likes using dagger reverse grip

cant do that

[wheat leaf]

the game ROBBED me of the first two stabs

[soft osprey]

Sometime during the next 3 months

Early access

[haughty phoenix]

what weapon y’all recommend to fight the final golden boss fella

[sleek gull]

76 days left in Q1.

[wheat leaf]

blunt weapons are safer imo, as you can just lob swings at his head opposed to trying to find and aim for gaps

[haughty phoenix]

👍

[finite bough]

placon

[finite bough]

@haughty phoenix