halfsword-chat-⚔

[lean iris]

Any reason why my game wont load

[wheat leaf]

few clips as references of the two seperate techniques
first two clips are of the usage of alt and how it should generally look, other two clips are of that twirly/rolling motion, unfortunately its pretty hard to link them both directly into a thrust, works better with swings

hope that helps, its a very useful move to quickly recover&parry from a missed swing

[tender quest]

when you think you got a cool looking kill but you just end up looking fabulous instead 😩

[sand herald]

Pose immediately reminded me of this

[small glen]

Reminded me of the peter griffin run

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-gif-22301803

[sand herald]

Another short spear combo

[oblique glen]

naked willy

[hasty bloom]

good lil duel

brutal arena match

[wide nimbus]

bros nearing the end of his anime training arc

[cursive fjord]

SLAY QUEEN 💅✨ (Literally)

[full raft]

why does it look so good holy

im been hella hard stuck on the last one

bro everyones game looks so amazing

[sand herald]

Lift

[tiny sluice]

i cant believe some of you want the old playtest ai back i literally just got curb stomped

[whole marsh]

these pics go hard. feel free to screenshot

shield fans when i swing at their left shoulder

[whole marsh]

what is dude listening

[tiny sluice]

i love the old playtest
-# besides for the insane ai

[lucid perch]

rate my wilhelm

[whole marsh]

wheres funny pointy hat

[faint crater]

good evening

[lucid perch]

CHAT IM COOKED

[ivory kayak]

yo

[lucid perch]

yo

[ivory kayak]

when halfsword dropping what yall think it gonna be like?

[lucid perch]

no matter what

it' going to be peak

[ivory kayak]

other than the stuff we got now

like imagine you have to clear a castle and the troops get better leading up to the baron

that would be tuff

[lucid perch]

exactly

i heard its where u gotta buy ur own ger

gear

[ivory kayak]

ooooo like a rpg

would be cool

[lucid perch]

yeah

and u can grind for gold

or do unique missions

[ivory kayak]

you can be evil or nice

imagine having to fight 50 peasant willies as a jit in armour

[lucid perch]

yuh

dude

i would love to see reputation

[ivory kayak]

yeah and ppl can hunt you down and shi

[lucid perch]

like if u have a coat of arms and are seen as a knight u can get discounts

[ivory kayak]

or bounties on you

[lucid perch]

or if ur evil u can be the new baron

[ivory kayak]

yeah and imagine they sieging your castle

that might be too ambitious tho

halfsword in a bannerlord format would be so tuff

[tiny sluice]

i just got the old demo, and wow, the gore is insane
-# i haven't found too much more gore stuff yet, only ripping out their intestines so far

[lucid perch]

idk whats gonna be added in HS

its gonna be sweet

[ivory kayak]

i forgot about the intestines

[tiny sluice]

i just blew up someones head

[shell forge]

I dunno why I'm trying to skeletonizr my face

[lucid perch]

eee

i can see why this gore was left in the old demo

[weak osprey]

Look who fell asleep first

[tiny sluice]

even just the blood itself is better

[quiet gulch]

I MISSED A DAY!

[weak osprey]

Fr

[quiet gulch]

BUT NOW ITS DAY 9 OFNPOTENTIAL RELEASE DAYS!

[tiny sluice]

i killed the playtest fist fighter

[weak osprey]

Old demo had better gore

[tiny sluice]

i feel like the old demo is optimized more too

my trashy computer is running it pretty good

[quiet gulch]

How you figure that?

[weak osprey]

I found old demo had bowels and other stuff removed in the latest demo rn

[fickle cargo]

Out of curiosity, where did you hear that?

[quiet gulch]

Hmm...i guess... but that stuff should be readded i think

Like, I think it will be

I remember seeing skulls when I used the mod to yeet bucklers at willy's head

Not so much now

I think there will be lots of improvements on ea release

[fickle cargo]

Honestly, I'm most excited for simple things like gear selection and stability fixes.

[tiny sluice]

i kill playtest guy

[soft cape]

what version is this?

[tiny sluice]

demo 0.3

[soft cape]

ah ok

[tiny sluice]

they got jiggle physics on the brain pieces

okay they dont have procedural cutting like they do in the new version, but it still looks good

[lucid perch]

idk man i just remember seeing that

https://tenor.com/view/devastation-onepunchreal-gif-27319761

[nocturne iris]

guys you can become brain surgeons as i see

[lucid perch]

just trust me on god

[nocturne iris]

Yesterday i punched Willie so hard he was spinning like windmill

[lucid perch]

im going to blow up romania

[wheat leaf]

shoutout to romania

idk if anything good has ever come from that country but regardless, shoutout romania 🔥

[rare hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/the-trollers-of-romania-gif-21176113

[frosty herald]

yo

[wheat leaf]

gurt

[frosty herald]

got like 50 hours on this agme and only just learnt theres a discord lmao

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-i-guess-bro-bro-i-guess-ok-man-gif-6278747235421617446

[wheat leaf]

haha imben fail

[frosty herald]

no image perms fml

[rare hearth]

since youre new

read

[lean niche]

Half-Cord info HUB

Having trouble finding something?

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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!

[frosty herald]

yeah nah

not reading ts icl

[rare hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1117704405899280454/1245124233244315739/togif.gif

[wheat leaf]

for legal reasons i cant promote this behaviour but i do understand it

https://tenor.com/view/pot-rizz-gif-12101662319896104243

[soft cape]

just won before i died

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1457647848266010810/18D64A1.MP4?ex=69616118&is=69600f98&hm=de0d2dc9186b6600d0792b77a28ac847ae262d49f5957dccae925c9cf3ff818d&

[storm prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-sped-up-silly-goober-sea-gif-1807503861489774979

[white trail]

wobba

[soft cape]

abbow

[wheat leaf]

awebo

https://tenor.com/view/awebo-grouse-bird-willow-gif-8882359681421696375

[shell forge]

Willie managed to cast Testicular Torsion on me, but my balls are stronger than his spell. He has since paid for his crime

[soft cape]

i wish i could get that clean and when i do i still feel like its not clean enough

[wheat leaf]

did he cast a scalping spell on you too??

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1457651241986425016/89E72D1.MP4?ex=69616441&is=696012c1&hm=ef7e1102ef160adc57368411082f0f32910fae40367b3948418a08b21c4c052d&

[shell bronze]

it's ok bro we all start somewhere

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1457659809947062356/1504521.MP4?ex=69616c3c&is=69601abc&hm=41b31524bb5ff0c7c14a3d498f8d52ac594b6ce389fec92a7fd516b2b6837bf2&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1457647337844375655/586B0D1.MP4?ex=6961609f&is=69600f1f&hm=e159cc82ef364ef610e937fcbaa5c447fbf56750de4809316847014abb99e555&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1457640132764106957/78671A1.MP4?ex=696159e9&is=69600869&hm=6a6b2e9879e37db9fca5c4556158b8efd1d28137b25f5bfedf2da3d61c4cd87c&

[shell forge]

What do you mean? I was always a skeleton

[soft cape]

i had to watch this one like four times to comprehend what the fuck was going on

[wheat leaf]

naw 💀 you look like you picked the wrong chalice dude how does this even happen xD

[soft cape]

honestly looks badass

[shell bronze]

grok give him the ghost rider flame aura

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-10499969251582206620

[shell bronze]

leveraged his sword by the crossguard into him since i struck into his hand and made him let go of it

[soft cape]

yeah like i was confused what happened i though you left your sword in him and he dropped his into your foot

[shell bronze]

always fun killing them with their own weapons stylishly and without letting go of your own

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1408254325557559326/69B28E1.MP4?ex=6961a48b&is=6960530b&hm=ef2f97b4580833bee8bf62cef6ac6d4ba560cc402198c7ca32bd44ce1e0daf36&

have an old clip

back before i went red blade

[soft cape]

ive only doneit a handful of times but not purposfully or stylishly lol

oh fug

do you use ovrdth selector?

[shell bronze]

i do

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1447096223625646100/13D4891.MP4?ex=6961e261&is=696090e1&hm=c0775e90358df9039f88b0eadd31d61ab06a2b598067e06f4917e9e98535f074&

[soft cape]

i need to figure that shit out i'd run a green fencing blade

im tired rn and watching a show with the fiancebut ill getto it one of these days

[wheat leaf]

the lobotomy stick

[deep shale]

i think that headbutt into the kick was very impressive

and it leaves me plagued with the one question
wouldn't headbutting others hurt you as well?

[brisk osprey]

it actually does , but only if u hit forehead to forehead

[eternal fox]

for me theres a chance you will or wont get hurt

[brisk osprey]

if you hit forehead to jaw you take no damage

[restive barn]

Ne

[robust kindle]

Bro I just discovered this game and its amazing

holly shit Im having so much fun

[lost rover]

EA’s gotta be much more

[robust kindle]

cant wait this is crazy

[zenith helm]

@robust kindle I can teach you some techniques if you want

[robust kindle]

why not

I find the mouse movement a little bit hard

like Im pulling it straight down but the hand goes somewhere else

[zenith helm]

I'ma add you and call alr?

[full swan]

could i also join ? xD

[zenith helm]

Sure gng

[white trail]

wobba

[shell forge]

Is it even possible to execute the executioner with a testicle shot? It seems that if I thrust a sharp object in that direction, it just gets redirected to his inner thigh, as if there's a half-spherical invisible wall attached to his crotch

[robust crag]

When's the update????

[gilded breach]

prolly march

[thick hornet]

so, late q1?

[gilded breach]

thats what im assuming

[thick hornet]

im hoping for atleast like, late january or early february but im sure it'll take longer than that

[gilded breach]

any earlier we would have prolly gotten a date already

[thick hornet]

eh, i've had experience with devs giving out dates, they won't really do it unless they're really sure about one

i've seen communities get mad when you say a date but then don't deliver on said date

[sand cove]

When its coming out

And a online mod with 10 vs 10 would be cool

[sullen coral]

what the name of this sword and what mod do u use

[thick hornet]

q1 2026

[sullen coral]

soon

[sand cove]

Huh?

Realistic?

[lost rover]

I’d be ohio impressed

[vital perch]

missed the throw but a good clip

[frank bronze]

why does my game keep crashing

[vital perch]

turn off blood baby bee

[small glen]

Baby bee?

Son.

[frank bronze]

wow i didnt know there were bee swarm simulator player here

[near garnet]

Boi

[tawdry bear]

IDK. I came here to ask the same things. fatal error every 10 to 15 mins.

[frank bronze]

i saw on a video that its when a specific weapon is with blood then it crashes

[storm prairie]

h

[vital perch]

turn off blood

[merry ridge]

they should add another even more gruesome option to the gore

[merry ridge]

lowest graphics no blood 720 resolution

[frank scarab]

Honestly can imagine anymore gruesome then just Willie exploding after a single tap

[merry ridge]

deaddy the hedgehog

[merry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v1-filth-skill-issue-hell-gif-26888209

[frank scarab]

(Have to censor due to the server rules)

[jolly gorge]

Guys what if instead of half sword it was called freak sword

And instead of gory medieval combat... it was just gay pron?

Thoughts?

[merry ridge]

what the fuck

[jolly gorge]

Fair

Think abt it tho

Sorry guys for that short burst pf freak

I was in a mood last night and it must've leaked into this morning

Rest assured I won't pull some shit like that again

I am a pious Christian man

I shant sin

[merry ridge]

you dont wanna be willie

[jolly gorge]

Correct.

All Willie's go to hell when they die

I think...

[merry ridge]

all willies are in hell basically 😭

getting torn apart by random people for fun

[jolly gorge]

Fair

I don't want that to be me

Anyways, change of subject

[jolly gorge]

I second this

[merry ridge]

¨😭

[jolly gorge]

Maybe something where it you slash willie in the abdomen, his intestines come out

Like in the movies

That was fucked to say out loud I won't lie

[merry ridge]

yeah

[frank scarab]

I think that was in the older builds, they took it out, don't know the reason, maybe it would appear in the EA release.

[tame thicket]

it used to be like that actually, in the old 0.3 demo

[frank scarab]

Not confirmed though

[jolly gorge]

Probably to do with rendering

My guess anyways

[tame thicket]

They revamped the whole gore system after 0.3, went from UE4 to UE5, yeah you could spill guts and pop skulls, but you couldn't bisect dudes in a diagonal, I'm sure they'll add the guts and skull popping back

[merry ridge]

look at them feet

[frank scarab]

Just do the space map already

[jolly gorge]

Tickle tickle tickle

[frank scarab]

Did not notice how fresh them grippers are

[restive barn]

im doing a trees map rn

[frank scarab]

Shame #1270577738826256536 is locked

[frank scarab]

We'll never know the inside of the house.

[frank scarab]

Does the doors outside the house actually move or is it just a solid model?

[lyric junco]

1:1

[lyric junco]

wait how

did you mod that in

[white trail]

wobba

[tawny charm]

im stuck at the baren fight cuz my pc keeps crashing anyone know how to go back without going to free mode

[soft osprey]

You can stop crashes by disabling blood

[lean niche]

Ultimate Challenge Crashing?

The fatal crashes in the Ultimate challenge are primarily due to an issue with a 3rd party plugin that is being used for blood.

For most users disabling blood using the blood slider in the gore options resolves this issue.

[soft osprey]

But if you want to reset your progress instead you can do that too

[pulsar swift]

Bud was stubbing his toes quite hard on those steps

[robust shoal]

h

[ruby sequoia]

How

[hasty bloom]

like visually? i used a reshade!!

but if you meant sword-wise, thank you!

[hasty bloom]

art

[proper torrent]

Idc if there’s glitches my impatient ass wants half sword released already :(

[sleek gull]

What if I told you, even with them taking their time, there will still be glitches in the early access? = )

[hasty bloom]

every day is the same emotional roller coaster of hoping to get a discord notif LOL

[tawny charm]

when is the planned release date

[sleek gull]

#faq

[frank scarab]

/e release half sword

[tawny charm]

what does q1 mean

[sleek gull]

The year is broken down into 4 quarters. Q1 (Quarter 1) is Jan, Feb, March

[tawny charm]

hmm

[wanton elbow]

Hello

[vale totem]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/12526117274678353696/5332F8879FFE94DA2139D4C9690FB73E68E5F48C/ Hammer snipe

[torpid wharf]

uhhh i think they made it so once u beat it it resets

[sleek gull]

I don't think so. I have a completed Gauntlet in my game. It did not reset upon completion.

[torpid wharf]

it has for me? i beat it like daily

[sleek gull]

Thats very odd.

Did not reset.

[torpid wharf]

weird.. when i do it it does... i swear

i can record it if u wanna

later

[sleek gull]

No need, I believe you. It is after all a demo, and weird stuff is expected to happen lol

[torpid wharf]

lol

[restive barn]

ill record some clips from up here

[slow anchor]

It resets for me too

[sleek gull]

Is it after dying in the Utimate Challenge and being sent to the Abyss?

[slow anchor]

Nah, when beating the game

[wheat leaf]

Would it crash the game if you tried rolling down one of them hills

[sleek gull]

How odd

[restive barn]

nope

havent tried it yet tho

[tardy trout]

has someone found a reliable way to get ready to stab with a pitchfork while walking backwards?

[wheat leaf]

I only think it might cause anytime I’ve climbed over the fence and fallen any distance it usually crashes lol, Itd be funny to try tho

Or equally, send another Willie down the hill

[restive barn]

how fun would a fist fight be up there

imagine chucking your opp off a mountain

anyway im now making a forest map w trees

idk if itll work but eh

[wheat leaf]

Peak Neanderthal and homosapien experience

[sleek gull]

How does sharing such environment mods work?

Is it that you cannot publish it? Or are you restricted from simply private sharing as well?

[restive barn]

cant publish it nor any tools to help people do it

[sleek gull]

Can it be privately shared?

[restive barn]

no

im pretty sure

[sleek gull]

Noted. Thanks = )

I was just curious

[wheat leaf]

Please do try and see if you can fall on someone from a tree

[sharp pier]

its beautiful 💔

[restive barn]

also custom maps tend to be really optimised

[sharp pier]

willie can bleed out while watching the sunset

[restive barn]

like i can run it on cinematic at like over 60 fps

[celest wigeon]

My arm keeps getting stuck

During abyss

[mint hollow]

How do u play that?

[restive barn]

mod i made

not shared

[wheat leaf]

woulda ya do it for a scooby snack?

[mint hollow]

Where to download

[restive barn]

straight from my pc

(it's not shared)

[supple bear]

i have a question

[uneven needle]

Okay

[supple bear]

will the devs sue me if i have all versions of their game

[uneven needle]

I have no idea, they probably wouldn’t find out anyways

Except now

[supple bear]

its on internet achieve tho

[uneven needle]

Yes

[supple bear]

well it is a demo

nothing like the real game

[royal arch]

Trailer today guys, I can smell it

[azure jetty]

how do you do thisa

[rapid pond]

Death by somewhat starting to grow skill

[tardy trout]

how many different Commoner weapon combos are there?

[wheat leaf]

6

maybe 7

[restive barn]

it is a mod that i created

no, you can't download it

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

[sleek gull]

HS7?!

[soft osprey]

Distribution of old builds is not allowed. Just having them, is whatever. Just like piracy. The average pirate doesnt get in trouble beyond maybe their internet cutting them off. The distributors is what they go after

Just don’t talk about it in public

[wild citrus]

Arguments for greatsword vs poleaxe vs polehammer in T8 (knight)?

[azure jetty]

pc would explode anyway

[supple bear]

Alr thanks

[wheat leaf]

With my blade of hate, that makes eight, no I won’t elaborate, mate

[soft osprey]

Great

[wheat leaf]

Once I draw the sword, it’s really no debate

But it’s sure worth the wait

[primal forge]

poo

this game has changed sooo much what the flip

[wheat leaf]

Ye shall be met with fate, one cannot contemplate, for the contemplation of damnation has no time when ye face mutilation, for the swift blade of ramification strikes without hesitation

[primal forge]

those were my first messages ok

im og!!

[restive barn]

honestly not that laggy

less laggy than the normal map anyway

[azure jetty]

how???

[restive barn]

it uses simple geometry

and it doenst load all the grass at once

[teal cloak]

How do you guys aim stabs? I tried to use a spear but it kept going down and to the side instead of straight ahead. I need to use my mouse to send the stab so it’s not clear to me how i send it in a particular direction

[sleek gull]

I can only speak to longswords. But I typically ready up in a longpoint position, and step forward a half step, and tap the Thrust Mode key.

[tiny sluice]

how do you even get custom maps in

[restive barn]

pak editing

[tiny sluice]

makes sense

[pine finch]

holy mods 🙏

bro got nasa pc

[restive barn]

now THIS is laggy

also im redoing the forest map

[pine finch]

thats just too bright lol

[soft osprey]

The forest map that nobody else can play on. Bro just loves waving around what other people cant have

[pine finch]

i wish there was an evening dark forest map lol

[restive barn]

if its night forest then the entire world will be in shadow

also the sky tends to be bright irl

[pine finch]

nah what about you just reduce the amount of light sources or idk

maybe their brightness

[restive barn]

only one light source

thats the sun

[pine finch]

yeah ur the map maker

[restive barn]

also the trees no collision

unfortunately

will be too lagy with it

[restive barn]

unfortunately i am legally not allowed to share my mod😔

[restive barn]

this is how it looks like if the sun is too early in the morning

[pine finch]

what if you add more trees but reduce the map size

i mean trees in forests usually have more density

[restive barn]

lemme try

nah

i like it when my maps are big and expansive

[pine finch]

well

[restive barn]

twin

[pine finch]

holy dude

how many hours does it take to cross the map from one corner to another

[restive barn]

i'd say like 6 minutes

6-8 minutes

really fucking big map

not even the full map btw

[deep shale]

crazy

[finite bough]

i think he will have trouble in having kids in the future.

[finite bough]

can i have this map/mod.

[restive barn]

i am legally not allowed to share my maps

[serene wind]

I am a caveman when it comes to this stuff but could you adapt reshade to help you with this?

I just used it for Stalker:GAMMA and I was able to mess with lighting to a frankly ridiculous degree

[restive barn]

absolutely

but i'd rather not myself

[serene wind]

fair enough

[restive barn]

idk why it jus seems more "pure" kinda

if i dont use shaders to hide defects

[serene wind]

Understandable. On full release I have no doubt you’ll find your results more satisfying

I think this is going to be one of the games recognized the most this decade in advancing physics based games. Haven’t been so excited for a release in a long time

[finite bough]

hmmmm what about.... teaching me how to build a map and add it to the game?

[naive granite]

update is taking so long people starting making maps themselves for the game

[finite bough]

why is this spikey weapon overpowered.. i defeated three fractions with this weapon itself...

[fading dirge]

amazing english, and uh spikes on spear go bonk and stabby stab

[small glen]

its a Plancon

the weapon irl was designed for anti-armor fighting

[sleek gull]

spiked bat

[remote vale]

I've been having fun fighting the knight tier of gauntlet with that build. Better at anti-armor than honestly any other weapon, which I've just learned is fully accurate to its intended use

Thanks Bug Shaker

[small glen]

the shaft is reinforced USUALLY with iron, and spiked.

this is basically a fucking baseball bat + spear

[sleek gull]

you can reinforce my shaft!

....i'll leave now....

[restive barn]

repak

all ima say

[fading dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[restive barn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1090397478106431601/1181304480873066609/ozlako_0_20231204_184043.gif

[fading dirge]

it was difficult to put the pieces together

[small glen]

and as someone who has smacked in the body by a spear pole that wasn't reinforced with steel and more thin than that, and heard stories of people shins being shattered and broken by a good smack to the shin by spear shafts.

than god knows what the fuck a plancon pole will do to you

[sleek gull]

Imagine getting whacked by a wooden bat. Now make it bigger. Now add 3" spikes.

Brutal

[small glen]

and made to be used against humans

[sleek gull]

who says a bat isn't made to be used on human?! it is my god given right to whack people with a Louisville slugger!

[wheat leaf]

It’s crazy this is pret much what hummingbirds do just to exist

People always saying hummingbird is op in bird game 3 but like, just look at how much work that lil fella has to put in just to fly

[sleek gull]

They are also pretty brutal to each other. The hummingbird dive bomb is wild

[wheat leaf]

The hummingbird divebomb?

I did not know they do this lmao

I had to look it up, pretty badass they make a sound like a whistle with their tail feathers

[sleek gull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbJvxH2dyGU

[sleek gull]

Yeah, they are nearly breaking the sound barrier lol

[wheat leaf]

Insane

[sleek gull]

I adore humming birds lol

My favorite D&D character I ever made was a hummingbird variant Aarakocra

[wheat leaf]

Have you heard about hummingbird moths?

[small glen]

I WISH WE HAD FULL IRON GATE DAMMIT

[wheat leaf]

Shout out to the death’s head moth little dude can do 36 miles an hour

[sleek gull]

OMG when I moved to my new house, we found one in our front garden. I never knew they existed till then.

[wheat leaf]

I hope to see one one day

[mint hollow]

.

[soft osprey]

Sharing the method isn’t allowed either. If you know how, you do you.

[wheat leaf]

Can I ask why that is? Not to contest it but just out of curiosity

I saw fizzle mention legal reasons

[soft osprey]

Copyrite stuff, idk the specific details. I don’t make the rules i just brutally enforce them with an iron fist

[wheat leaf]

Valid, and respectable

[restive barn]

they dont want demo to be standalone so people buy the full game

[heady lava]

Good nigth

[opaque rivet]

bro im so trash atthis game how can i become better

[bold pendant]

Tbh, just play more.

[shell forge]

Kite more Ig. Especially important for fighting the executioner, since the knife is always at the dead center of the arena, though it's also important that the AI cheats when it comes to damage output relative to yours

[sand dirge]

move ur mouse less and more circularly(?)

[shell forge]

What I mean by this is that if you were to set Damage to Player to 25% and Damage to NPCs slightly above that, you'd need about three good stabs with a dagger to kill an enemy with a gambeson, while the enemy only needs one to kill you if you have identical clothing

[flat marsh]

im trying to grapple but my character just lets go why ois that?

[whole eagle]

is baron worth it

[shell forge]

Because even a malnourished peasant that is roughly 5'11 is about ~130 lbs

[whole eagle]

what is 130lb in kilos?

[shell forge]

About 58

[flat marsh]

actually?

how to hold on to

them

better?

[whole eagle]

uhh

use your left hand

[flat marsh]

both handsw let go

[whole eagle]

because you move alot

[pliant crest]

I'm goobin ittttttt

[flat marsh]

idk i tried that

it also lets go

[shell forge]

That's a fairly good question, cuz I find that even NPCs in their "dying" state have enough fight in them to push away your hand when you attempt to drag them across the abyss

[flat marsh]

if im standing still

[pliant crest]

I'm winning in one swing on commoner level.

[whole eagle]

ye

?

[flat marsh]

Nice hotspot

[flat marsh]

ye

i js let g

go

[whole eagle]

okay

[flat marsh]

i dont press q or e

[pliant crest]

Yeah, it makin me bust

[whole eagle]

then?

[flat marsh]

???

what r u on

[whole eagle]

what happens

[flat marsh]

i just let go?

withou pressing the keys

to let go

[whole eagle]

hmmm

[shell forge]

Assuming you have already made a Willie give up or if you mortally wound them, I find that giving about two stabs to the gut makes your grapple target less prone to resisting your grab

[flat marsh]

errr i dont use weapon 😂

im still beginner

[whole eagle]

you might wanna

[pliant crest]

what

[flat marsh]

i am practicing on beggar

[pliant crest]

oh

[whole eagle]

hold on with both arms

[flat marsh]

ye i still let go

if u mean

hold on

in 1 spot

[whole eagle]

and spin them around on the fence

[shell forge]

Grappling hard, because bruises can be fought through compared to stab or slice wounds

[flat marsh]

then first of all i let go anyways and second of all idk how to do a takedown if im holding on 1 arm wiht 2 hands

[flat marsh]

i replied to wrong

msg

[flat marsh]

i try

i just feel like im too weak 😭

[flat marsh]

yea

[whole eagle]

i did that one time

[shell forge]

You'll definitely wanna rough up your opponents at the bare minimum if you wanna make them easier to grapple

[soft osprey]

Fist fighting won’t be good practice for the rest of the game

[flat marsh]

These fists are already weapons pal

[flat marsh]

i still let go 😭

but at that point i feel liek grappling is useless

[whole eagle]

alright man

[flat marsh]

is it not possible to grapple

from the start?

and win?

[whole eagle]

make npcs damage a bit higher

[pliant crest]

I'm also learning to throw weapons

[whole eagle]

then lower it later

[flat marsh]

No im not cheaterr

[flat marsh]

Pluh

[sleek gull]

Just like. Hit him

[soft osprey]

It’s not technically cheating

[whole eagle]

it's in game

[flat marsh]

i submissed an npc with lowest damage in s ettings

[whole eagle]

no cheats

[flat marsh]

like

i put me and his defense all the way up

[shell forge]

What are your damage settings rn? Cuz even when you get to the use of maces, blunt force trauma is heavily reliant on health damage rather than bodily damage

[flat marsh]

and practiced purely grappling

[flat marsh]

middle

[finite bough]

yess

[flat marsh]

so basically the way i won

i broke

1 arm

then i submissed :)

[whole eagle]

get taller willies

[flat marsh]

What the hell is a willie

[finite bough]

that's its name i better call it spikey pokey thing

[whole eagle]

they hold strong

[flat marsh]

its not whta i think it is riht?

[finite bough]

ooo

[whole eagle]

gasp.

[fading dirge]

its average...

[shell forge]

I'd probably bump up both damage to players and NPCs to 75%, just so fistfighting can be just as dangerous to you as it is to the enemy

[finite bough]

yeo

[finite bough]

aye

[flat marsh]

lol i did it all the way to the max and it was so funny

so letting the enemy go is purely random?

[whole eagle]

how do u don't know Willie?

[shell forge]

And lower it back to 50% for both players and NPCs before fighting the boss

[flat marsh]

what the flip is willie

[whole eagle]

that's the guy your playing with

[flat marsh]

Oh

lool

[flat marsh]

i dont think its his hp

i maxed his and mine

and i still managed to submiss

[flat marsh]

him

[finite bough]

sooooo what's his story?

[whole eagle]

willie

he's the baron

[finite bough]

how did devs took this face and body as willie? or is it one of the devs...

[finite bough]

the boss of all bosses

[whole eagle]

that's my lore i think

[soft osprey]

It’s a mishmash of a real person, and what they think someone from that time and area would look like

[finite bough]

let me tell you something.
he created the arena.. and for made everyone fought until he met jack ( player) who was killin everyone then he had to step in the arena itself.. then jack took over the arena.. and loop continues.

very idiotic lore here.

[grand tulip]

when is this game releasing already aughhhhurhj

[finite bough]

ohh

[grand tulip]

pulling a karlson

[soft osprey]

Sometime during the next 3 months

[finite bough]

before gta 6

[finite bough]

okay so i am right.. before gta 6.

[wheat leaf]

That makes perfect sense ngl, very real risk that could totally screw the sales

[whole eagle]

he's the baron cause don't you think he's isn't in the knight tier? he's in the last he is a guy that is a king he's the last guy to BE the baron

[wheat leaf]

Heat death of the universe is also before gta6 so yknow, hard to be wrong

[finite bough]

aww man.. educational purpose isn't valid here?.

[whole eagle]

btw

[finite bough]

yep.

[pliant crest]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lSBClBjyo1O_dZV7X?invite=cr-MSxibFEsNDAyNTExOTcx&v=8

I think I'm finally getting the hang of it a bit.

[whole eagle]

i thought death screen was stomach guts and capes

[finite bough]

am not clicking links today.. not getting my account hacked nah uhhh. can you please post the video (not the link) in #game-footage-🎮🎥

[wheat leaf]

You can watch it without clicking the link lmao

[pliant crest]

idk how to post just the video since I use medal. For me the video displays and works just below the link.

[finite bough]

even playing the video gives out ip.. i have tested it.

[whole eagle]

use steam

i used it

[pliant crest]

what's the keybind?

[whole eagle]

uhh

prob

f12?

[pliant crest]

that's for screenies

[whole eagle]

i clicked every f someing

just click ig

idk

[finite bough]

@pliant crest just google it.

[whole eagle]

its been 2 months and a half

since i played halfsword

sorry if my stuff anit right

[sleek gull]

I don't use a start and stop key bind to grab clips.

I went into the settings for the Steam Recording, and set the background recording to just 5 minutes. That way I can always go back up to 5 minutes to pull a clip from the rolling footage.

[pliant crest]

I did. I was just asking to see if he knew off the top of his head.

[whole eagle]

so you play 5 minutes of halfsword?

[finite bough]

ik half sword gonna be pricey.. but how pricey.. anyone know about it? @soft osprey

[sleek gull]

Nah. The background recording is a rolling 5 minutes. Every second, it is moving that 5 minutes forward.

[pliant crest]

I just did this.

[whole eagle]

ohhh

[soft osprey]

Price is still tbd

Community estimates around $20-$30

[finite bough]

ooooo

affordable

[grand tulip]

will regional pricing be enabled

[soft osprey]

Yes

[grand tulip]

thank GOD

[pliant crest]

This works

[whole eagle]

I CANT BUY THAT!

this is so unfair that is 50 egyptian pounds is a dollar

[sleek gull]

This isn't a dig, but it makes me wonder how people can be gamers, if they cannot afford even cheap games. lol

[soft osprey]

Sure you can! You just need to have $20-$30

[soft osprey]

As a mechanic, I can’t understand how people can afford to own or even drive cars

Everything is so expensive

[grand tulip]

we're in MENA so the price is about almost half of that

[whole eagle]

you play games that are free

[whole eagle]

10 is hard to get tho

or 12

[sleek gull]

Which is very evident when looking at the market. Used cars are expensive because people cannot afford to replace their car with something newer. Leaving the supply of used cars very limited and jacks up the price

[sleek gull]

I guess that works = )

Again, wasnt trying to poop on anyone lol.

[whole eagle]

wait during april fools can you get the game for free?

[sleek gull]

There is also emulation of older consoles which offers those who cannot afford new games a vast library of games.

[grand tulip]

js save up

[whole eagle]

while someone steals money daily although he doesn't care its my money

[sleek gull]

OMG. Imagine it was delayed again. And April first they joked about a quick post delay release LOL i'd die laughing

[whole eagle]

but you knew the joke now?

it will get boring now!

[sleek gull]

I thik id still get a kick out of it

I love a good prank

[whole eagle]

or they made the uninstall button again

[soft osprey]

People did not like the April fools prank halfsword devs did last year

People got so mad at them lol

[whole eagle]

hahah car cat thing episode

i dont know how he can position them like that

[sleek gull]

party poopers lol

[soft osprey]

Gamers when developers try to joke around with the community 😔

[whole eagle]

when crossbow

[sleek gull]

2000 BCE

[glossy beacon]

we lov bald men#

[soft osprey]

Early access

[whole eagle]

when hangonnes

[soft osprey]

Idk what that is

Nerd

[whole eagle]

hand cannon

but they use gonnes

[glossy beacon]

when do we get a baden guitar

[whole eagle]

why is almost all of the community is american

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/murica-gif-11967745087810666193

[bright geode]

I tooted

[glossy beacon]

🇳 1️⃣ 🇬 🇪 🇱 ✅

[whole eagle]

@slate forge

[slate forge]

Dear halfsword chat, does anyone know the name of that weird peasant weapon with like, an ax head, but it’s kind of shaped like an ancient African blade. I have no screenshot of it and it’s kind of rare, but I think it’s meant to maybe be like a wood working tool or something

[whole eagle]

that what you cooked?

[slate forge]

Hi gamer3430

[whole eagle]

im kinda depressed

[sleek gull]

It is basically a very short billhook

[slate forge]

Nah, not that one

It’s the one that’s kinda shaped like a boomerang almost, if that makes sense

[whole eagle]

what tier

[slow anchor]

that one sucks

[sleek gull]

This one?

[slate forge]

Peasant tier

[whole eagle]

oh

the sickle?

[soft osprey]

Because god bless America 🦅

[slate forge]

That’s, kinda the same thing you originally suggested but no unfortunately

[pearl ferry]

sickle B

[sleek gull]

???

[slate forge]

It’s so hard to describe

[glossy beacon]

half moon

[pearl ferry]

Oh

do you mean the double sickle

[slow anchor]

this one?

[pearl ferry]

It has like a butt on the back of the curve

[slate forge]

When I get a chance I will try to find it in game

[slate forge]

Maybe?

[pearl ferry]

It's like short handle, S shaped blade and it has a protrusion on the opposite side of the curve

?

[slow anchor]

@slate forge

[slate forge]

That sounds like it yes

[pearl ferry]

yea ik what ur talking about

lemme get it

[slate forge]

Nope not that one, again

It’s so weirdly rare also, I almost never see it

[sleek gull]

like this sort of a head?

[soft osprey]

Check here #1314285810115285023

[slow anchor]

oh

[soft osprey]

Might have it

[pearl ferry]

this one?

[slate forge]

Sort of, but

YES

[pearl ferry]

yeah

[slow anchor]

forgot about this one

[slate forge]

Does anyone know the name of it

[pearl ferry]

only spawns on t1 in the baskets

[sleek gull]

I have legit never seen that in game before lol

[slate forge]

That’s my actual question

[pearl ferry]

the spawn menu lists it as "sickle b"

the actual name for it idk. probably just sickle too lol

[slate forge]

I see. .

[sleek gull]

Go Team! You solved the mystery!!!

[slate forge]

Thank you all for the assistance

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/venture-bros-high-five-the-goteamventure-hank-gif-9886316

[soft osprey]

Im so proud of yall

[whole eagle]

grey is mod helping bad in this server

[slow anchor]

remember when this was the image for giving up

[sleek gull]

Bring that back!

[whole eagle]

nah im newgen i didn't play it in 2024 :(

[slow anchor]

It's from 23

[whole eagle]

or either 25

wait

i played in

25

not 23 or 24

24 i didn't have a computer since

[slate forge]

I did a bit of digging just now for myself with this info and the name I kept seeing come up was “sickle axe”

Or like hybrid sickle

[ruby glade]

A mimir

[whole eagle]

you know what i will set the pc in a week

[pearl ferry]

some more thrust slashes :D

[whole eagle]

just finish exams then halfsword

[ruby glade]

Okay

So fucking why does grabbing slip

Is this an intended thing or a glitch lol im kinda tweaking over it

[sleek gull]

Grabbing used to be way stronger. They weakened it. Now it is a bit too weak at times. But you can get a good grip still.

[whole eagle]

dud it was WAY stronger before

[sleek gull]

I'm personally a really big fan of parry to grab moves

[ruby glade]

Does it depend on damage done to your arm cause it feels inconsistent

[sleek gull]

Parry, and less than a ssecond after, grab their wrist.

[sleek gull]

Yes. Hand/Arm Damage will weaken your grip.

And, if you weaken the enemy, they can't shake your grip off them as easily.

[lyric junco]

To the point where you can't swing

That is infuriating

Also not all broken bones regenerate in abyss mode

[sleek gull]

What gets me often is, I will grab the hand, but I end up grabbing their blade instead disabling my hand...

[lyric junco]

That is realistic tbh (for people with as poor of hand eye coordination as me)

[sleek gull]

But Moooooommmmm I wanna be a master swordsman!!!

[lyric junco]

But timmy, you need to peel potatoes!

[sleek gull]

Papa...I cannot protect our king with a potato!

[dapper mason]

guys can you beat abyss or is it neverending

[lyric junco]

But timmy, you can poison a potato and feed it to the king, that's pretty much the same!

[sleek gull]

So it is Regicide then?!

[lyric junco]

No, it is entertainment

Come on timmy grab the popcorn and we'll watch the king choke

[sleek gull]

Oh boy! And it isn't even my birthday!

[lyric junco]

But it's his last day of being birthed, it's pretty much the same

[vital perch]

when's your bday actually?

[soft osprey]

Only master youll be is a master ba….nevermind

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318449920088215603/1389502523706183692/attachment.gif

[sleek gull]

Master Bather? I do enjoy a good lathering.

[vital perch]

competetive bathing when

[sleek gull]

whats wrong with a wash cloth!?

[vital perch]

because the wash cloth is bad 😈

it's for the cool kids

[sleek gull]

And a loofa is better? At least wash cloths get put in the washing machine and cleaned. Loofas just sit in the shower filthy until replaced.

[exotic parcel]

🐒 Reject swords; embrace polearms🐒

[vital perch]

who uses loofas honestly

[sleek gull]

legit. Me.

[vital perch]

proof

[vital perch]

reject polearms , embrace throwing daggers

[exotic parcel]

remind me never to sit opposite you at a table

[open peak]

how

[vital perch]

timing and practice

[vital perch]

imagine how will pvp look

a noob , in his first PvP fight , expecting a nice sword fight , first thing he sees is a dagger flying at his face

[open peak]

i would uninstall

[exotic parcel]

ppl will quickly learn to keep their guard up and use shields lmao

they'll be traumatized

[vital perch]

shield moment

i don't think you'll react quick enough to block a dagger like this

[exotic parcel]

I wonder if you can catch weapons thrown at you - ever tried it?

[vital perch]

it's possible , but definetely tedious to do , at least until the EA comes out

[exotic parcel]

somebody stop this man

do not let him enter the knife shop

[vital perch]

i broke a dude's throat once with the dagger's hilt lol

[exotic parcel]

your pov if you ever fight me

i'll be hiding my ass

[vital perch]

yeah the only weakness of throwing daggers is a big shield

😔

[vital perch]

the only way i see myself fighting a shield is with an estoc

[soft osprey]

Geeze Louise

[lyric junco]

don't leave your feet exposed

[brave socket]

is the ultimate challenge late game meta long weapons?

[lyric junco]

the meta is not to get hit no matter what

[brave socket]

i keep getting hit in the arms

[brave socket]

so long wepaons

[stiff belfry]

Halfsword 2/11

5:00pm EST

Surprise drop

[wheat leaf]

Halfsword 21st of December 🙏

[spiral crow]

How do I fight peasants and beggars as a knight or MAA without using the start up bug

[acoustic snow]

how do i even get the game back

[sleek gull]

nexusmods. OVRDTH Selector

[spiral crow]

Thank you

[teal cloak]

Just went from hard stuck at commoner to man at arms

Feeling. Pretty. Good

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1458105503082352872/AADXkjYy.gif

[sleek gull]

whatcha mean?

[acoustic snow]

i see clips of people playing the game but when i go to steam the playtest isnt there

only the demo

[prime cave]

yea it got taken out

[sleek gull]

Ah ha!

Back in april they removed play test, and merged it into Demo

[acoustic snow]

OHHHH

im so dumb

thanks

[prime cave]

nah i looked for it aswell

i only found out through joining this server haha

does anyone have the problem that if you play to long free mode the floor gets glitchy and your character falls to the floor or starts squatting?

[sleek gull]

That is due to the gore and cutting off body parts

[prime cave]

yea

[sleek gull]

To get rid of that, turn the gore down

[prime cave]

i thought so

i dont wanna tho D:

[sleek gull]

its like the body part persists through matches, but is like invisible, and you are tripping over it

[prime cave]

yea i thought abt that aswell, because it is only in places i already beat some guys

also why dont they make it an option in the settings if u want to save progress or start from new

[sleek gull]

Were still in demo land. The way we play the game is about to be totally different come EA

[prime cave]

im at the great challenge for the 4th time or so and dont wanna do it haha

[prime cave]

ok yea true

[sleek gull]

What you can do, is go to C:\Users\YOURNAME\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames

And make a copy of SG Gauntlet Progress.sav when you beat a tier, and place it in a folder elsewhere. Like your desktop.

Whenever you go to the abyss, close the game, copy that file to its original location, and start from where you left off.

[prime cave]

ooh yea, didnt think abt going into the files

[sleek gull]

Essentailly, that is what the OVRDTH Selector mod does, but for weapon/armor loadouts. It just automates that process

[prime cave]

i tried those mods once but they dont rlly work for me idk

[sleek gull]

Its a hassle to get used to. I use the Trainer Mod to load in items. Then I save it within the Trainer as a Temp File.

Then I save it again in the OVRDTH Selector for forever use.

[prime cave]

ooh also, i feel like it would be nice if the character would prioritize to pick up weapons instead of the bodyparts of enemys

[sleek gull]

I feel like I remember hearing about that on stream with the dev team. I think they are aware that it is annoying lol

[prime cave]

ah okay

nice

[scenic panther]

what happens when you die during ultimate challenge

[sleek gull]

should just go back to the menu screen

[prime cave]

yea, youll just get put back

[shell bronze]

in og version you lost all progress

[near lichen]

If this dont happen u owe me a copy bet

[safe tapir]

maybe stupid question but is there a difference between bastard sword and arming sword ? I spawned them via the half sword enhancer and wanted to know there's a difference beyond how they look ?

[young harbor]

i wish it was like that now

or just have the option to lose all progress at least

cuz now im stuck at the ultimate challenge and i want to regrind to it

[shell bronze]

you can do that

https://cdn-longterm.mee6.xyz/plugins/embeds/images/1043854763189600337/f2a9f22b17ae800a2b6c9d60d29d2470fc841804c4c8bbdd42f00fca1b9fe997.png

[young harbor]

thanks

appreciate it

so thats why when i tried to play from an alt, shit was completed as well

@shell bronze i owe you a kiss on your forehead

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428589452649037876/1443FF1.MP4?ex=696273db&is=6961225b&hm=daea77325aad3a86c2d91e94d8020c21f5fcb0a7491a96950333392815f45a32&

[scenic panther]

blunt weapons is the best for the final boss right

and any armored dood

[wheat leaf]

It’s the safest bet, blades become kinda high risk high reward

[fickle cargo]

I very much prefer the poleaxes at higher armors

[faint crater]

finally getting back into the groove of this game

[wheat leaf]

100% same

[faint crater]

you lose skill so quickly

[wheat leaf]

Dude I came back after a month and I was almost convinced the AI got an update

[faint crater]

hahahah

yeah about same time for me

4ish weeks

[fickle cargo]

It's like riding a bike. A bike controlled by waggling a mouse and that may decide to not listen to your inputs at all

[faint crater]

smooth is fast

[wheat leaf]

Mods banished me for a month for being too funny so I played kcd2 the whole time, prob another reason why it seemed so different

[soft osprey]

You literally blew up an orphanage

[wheat leaf]

it was for a joke you missed the context

[faint crater]

what ;-;

i think i missed out on some halfcord lore

i also was absent for the little halfsword seven video submission event

[wheat leaf]

He’s kidding no orphanages were harmed, I just said what I shouldn’t have said lol

[serene wind]

it’s okay, everybody gets a little too based sometimes

[fickle cargo]

Does it feel like things are easier for some reason at higher gore settings? Like dismemberments happen easier?

[sick mountain]

Bro is visualising heaven

[wheat leaf]

Ehhhh not that time 😭

[humble bloom]

That's what high gore settings do

[wheat leaf]

I was a bit mad at first cause I thought it was bogus warning but after time to think it was definitely justified

[faint crater]

live laugh love

[wheat leaf]

Sumn like that yeah

[serene wind]

words to live by fr

[wheat leaf]

Admins def didn’t hear the laugh part though, I don’t think they laughed at the last one

[serene wind]

Sometimes the laughter is the friends we made along the way

[soft osprey]

Please tell me what a good moderator I am

[wheat leaf]

Were you a moderator when I was banned or have you joined them after dec 4th

[soft osprey]

I was a moderator already but I didn’t ban you

Sing my praises

[serene wind]

the incident

[wheat leaf]

I know who did, not that it matters

[soft osprey]

These are not praises

[wheat leaf]

Did you change names then? I can’t tell if I remember you or not

Your pretty cool so far tho

[soft osprey]

Yes it is i, Moai

[wheat leaf]

MOAI

Oh I thought you were one of the two that banned me

[soft osprey]

Reddit dragged me through the dirt so I changed my character

[soft osprey]

I am always innocent no matter what

[wheat leaf]

That’s the moai I know

You gotta admit tho the last instance was like 5% funny

[serene wind]

you know they cant admit that otherwise it undermines the whole authority thing

[safe tapir]

aahhhhh reddit...

[wheat leaf]

Yeah your right

[serene wind]

but its prob true. i’d take some comfort in that

we’re all human

[wheat leaf]

Moai, beat your heart twice if it was funny

..

TOLD YA

[soft osprey]

Holy shit Youre the first person to ever consider me, a discord mod, human

Youre my new favorite

[serene wind]

give me a few hours to sober up I might say something archaic

nah jk 🤣

[velvet halo]

your not human

[serene wind]

real note though i try to remember that. just text on a screen is only conveying a small fraction of an intended message, and there’s a person sending it

[wheat leaf]

Are you the real anderdingus?

[velvet halo]

yes

[soft osprey]

You’re*

[velvet halo]

yojre

[wheat leaf]

Oh yeah? What did you bring

[velvet halo]

beans

[wheat leaf]

Holy shit it’s the real anderdingus

[soft osprey]

Who is anderdingus

[wheat leaf]

Random meme

https://tenor.com/view/ander-dingus-my-name-is-ander-dingus-ander-dingus-gif-3380870785031150239

[velvet halo]

no

its my name

[soft osprey]

How unfortunate

[velvet halo]

hey not nicve

[soft osprey]

I forgot my bully arc is over

[wheat leaf]

One of those “my name is __ and I brought __” memes but the kids name is angerdingus

[soft osprey]

You have a great name

[velvet halo]

;((((

[wheat leaf]

wtf underscore

[velvet halo]

no i saw what you said

[wheat leaf]

How’d I even do that

yoo

[soft osprey]

Well yeah it’s still there

I just take it back

[wheat leaf]

The second kid in the video is just as cool

[velvet halo]

no

[wheat leaf]

His names Ryan buttlord lmao

[young harbor]

no perms for me

[soft osprey]

Look it’s right here

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-take-the-l-loser-you-lose-loss-gif-19565056

[young harbor]

how do i get perms

[wheat leaf]

Just chat

Like 100 messages per level or smth, either level 2 or 3 you get perms

[young harbor]

crazy shit

[faint crater]

ohhh

i remember when a bunch of people had variations of your name

i forgot what mine was

[plain brook]

i was half-sword but full willie

[wheat leaf]

🔥

Goes hard