halfsword-chat-⚔

[upper wyvern]

elite knowledge

[quaint ingot]

we sure about this

[summer cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/quality-screen-shot-picture-bruh-gif-26372279

[quaint ingot]

this better

[shell bronze]

dudes who whip out their phone to snap a picture

[quaint ingot]

Like I’ve said multiple times I don’t feel like emailing myself a photo

[shell bronze]

?

[lyric junco]

prt sc

[shell bronze]

prt sc

win shift + s

[desert dove]

It didn't help(

[quaint ingot]

Don’t have access to discord on the laptop I use

[shell bronze]

no discord but having half sword is actually hilarious btw

[lyric junco]

oh, that makes more sense now

[shell bronze]

but makes sense

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1453587202079461469/3332671.MP4?ex=695bd5d3&is=695a8453&hm=b90a7a3dee0f955f3e6a8c6e811b39836dc3d6b3e4adf4c3257905e8e4acf79a&

[upper wyvern]

then i have no idea how to help

[quaint ingot]

use to have the app but Microsoft being the idiots they are refuse to allow me to reinstall it

[upper wyvern]

did you really check file integrity? did some file download or there were no missing ?

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1454043194395459635/124CC81.MP4?ex=695b8440&is=695a32c0&hm=5074157fffb4d97447b7159ec68b73224f1daad86a4654a1bc982f07418cfcf3&

[quaint ingot]

I deleted every file related to it since it got stuck updating

[thorny flume]

Going to the halfsword's discord is such a humbling experience

[quaint ingot]

gotta love how if I flick my kicks become deadly even at 25% damage to Willie

[wanton remnant]

skill issue yes, and couldve been avoided by stopping my advance but bro my dpi for this was the average 800 with max sensitivity and i couldnt get my sword down fast enough. his feint too strong. this is all just 0.98 seconds btw sped down to 0.3x speed

[tight isle]

i got mad my headbutts werent doing anything

[soft osprey]

Clean reinstall

[lean niche]

Gore Selection BUG

Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!

Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall

IMPORTANT

Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.

Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.

[tight isle]

idk wtf this move is called but its probably the slowest

[quaint ingot]

coward

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1455510902148304989/4471BB1.MP4?ex=695b9529&is=695a43a9&hm=c36c7bbbcc338214ecbf27282e2fedfee3cb927b2a8e1759dbb9bc58abe2ecf1&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1455504947809484952/4999B71.MP4?ex=695b8f9d&is=695a3e1d&hm=664ab25cb655539ca894b75feb016a2ba6cb69c106f4a7fdba656da4a050b492&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1455117996610814005/FF9D301.MP4?ex=695b78bd&is=695a273d&hm=d423594175cf3f82ac1ca83394f68f24b11c4bc4b871b6758400d8cd5d12ec0c&

[quaint ingot]

well accidentally kick Willie in the head with my first kick

[past kayak]

finally made it to the final boss and got wrecked in 1 swing lmfao

[quaint ingot]

chances of Willie being dead

[misty gazelle]

This was a fun fight.

[lyric junco]

haha you can't do anything now old man

[lyric junco]

those circling attacks are evil, now i want to do them too

[eternal oracle]

i feel relieved/good after slashing into npcs weirdly, almost like a stress reliever

[quaint ingot]

yeah that’s normal

[misty gazelle]

Yeah pretty much. Wierd ass catharsis

[tough hollow]

every time i lose my daughters daycare money to my crippling robux addiction i play halfsword and it makes me feel better

[quaint ingot]

I love breaking Willie’s arms

[misty gazelle]

like this?

[quaint ingot]

with kicks instead

[misty gazelle]

kicks are good too

[quaint ingot]

yeah I kick Willie in the head very often if I go for his arms

[misty gazelle]

Disassembling your evil willie is also pretty fun.

[tough hollow]

personally not my favorite activity

[quaint ingot]

quit blocking with your head Willie

[lyric junco]

what is this giant mace head?

[misty gazelle]

Thats just one of the two handed mace variants in T5

[past kayak]

how are yall posting videos in this channel? lol

[misty gazelle]

its actually one of the smaller ones.

[lyric junco]

also i just died due to a small shoulder scratch

[misty gazelle]

You gotta do the rank thing, post more, etc

its a spam prevention thing

[past kayak]

oooooh gotcha

[quaint ingot]

well I dislocated Willie’s hand

[tough hollow]

i think you removed all the blood from his hand aswell

[quaint ingot]

yeak I also kicked his leg to the point he was bleeding

[quaint ingot]

the fuck did you do to the game

[lyric junco]

i don't see any longer than this

[misty gazelle]

Thats the same mace there.

prolly looks bigger since the macehead is close to the camera.

[quaint ingot]

2 kicks to the head and now he has severe brain damage

[lyric junco]

it is surprisingly good

[tough hollow]

when halfsword early access

release 41 seconds

[quaint ingot]

accidentally went into Willie’s eye

[tough hollow]

or explosive of the chic fila on terra blanka 43rd street

[misty gazelle]

Try some of the two handed hammers, they're great fun.

[lyric junco]

i tried the polearm with an axe ending earlier, it was good for knights

[neon swallow]

I love the long chandelier in abyss mode

[misty gazelle]

yeahh, that chandelier is honestly one of the best weapons in abyss funnily enough, lol

These things are great against armor too.

[lyric junco]

i accidentally kill them too much with maces

hard to do anything else when they have a shield, it's on them

[quaint ingot]

well I got stuck

[modest hearth]

do yall ever try throwing your weapons at people

[misty gazelle]

There are some folks here that are really good at throwing weapons.

Never could get it down myself,

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-staring-instagram-gif-1916558834384561646

[modest hearth]

I got it decently

well

[quaint ingot]

Well I broke my legs getting off the fence

[modest hearth]

if you look in game footage @misty gazelle

[misty gazelle]

I'll take a look!

[modest hearth]

its pretty easy with the biggest weapon in the game

[misty gazelle]

you can batter shields out of place too btw, really fun doing that.

Hahah nice!

[modest hearth]

with that axe too? I never enjoyed using that one

[misty gazelle]

It's a good axe.

[lyric junco]

not much with ball maces

[modest hearth]

It is really light and good for hitting over and over

Ive gotten to the point where I can one hit almost anyone in any rank

at the max rank, all it takes is a good left hook, which is for some reason way stronger than right hooks

[tough hollow]

real nice whenever i spin kick my sword and it does a cool spin

[modest hearth]

deadliest weapon in the game

[lyric junco]

it should be nerfed to be as useful as the trunk lid

[modest hearth]

Long spiky bat? Yeah I might be cooked. But nothing strikes true fear in me as much as the Long Chandelier

[modest hearth]

trunk lid?

[modest hearth]

like the shields they use in peasant rank?

[lyric junco]

too heavy to be lifted really

[modest hearth]

oh yeahhhh

[tough hollow]

this is what delayed the release of halfsword early access i bet

evil willie

[modest hearth]

WOAH

[modest hearth]

yeah Ik what you're talking about

I lost a run to that actually once

The lid glitched into me and split me in half

[lyric junco]

lol

[neon swallow]

I usually just walk into those containers to open them lol

[lyric junco]

i kick them open

[modest hearth]

I would send in recordings, but I usually run my game on potato settings

[misty gazelle]

I flick them away, its quick

[modest hearth]

have you beaten the game yet

[misty gazelle]

multiple times, yeah

[modest hearth]

So can you agree that the Baron rank is the most unfair shit ever

[misty gazelle]

caaan be, yeah.

Especially since you can barely reach his head with most weapons.

[modest hearth]

nah bro not even the final fight

thats the easy part tbh

[misty gazelle]

I had to break his hands, and bash him in the head like 50 times.

[lyric junco]

the ultimate challenge is evil

50 crashes per run

[modest hearth]

turn off blood

[misty gazelle]

yeah

[modest hearth]

or at least turn it down low

Its because Half Sword uses a third party blood loader or whatever the term for it is

[misty gazelle]

I had to disarm him through all of his weapons and turn his head into ground beef before he finally fell, lol.

[modest hearth]

wait how are there fences there?

oh wait are you using mods

[misty gazelle]

nope

[modest hearth]

how do you get that guy there then

[lyric junco]

i'm doing this for this willie's good, they won't have to do anything ever again in their life!

[modest hearth]

Who killed bro?! You or freaking Vecna?!

[misty gazelle]

honestly im not sure, are you talking about the one where you have to pilfer arms/armor from gues up until the baron fight?

[modest hearth]

well cuz in the Ultimate Challenge theres no fence

[storm prairie]

bro is fighting in the vault of glass

[tough hollow]

weeeeeeee

[modest hearth]

you just fed me another way to bully willie in fist play

I usually just left hook and lights out, or kick the leg over and over, but now I must learn this

[tough hollow]

ok

#1244313050174197850

[vapid scarab]

When you are prompted to go into the ultimate challenge you choose some random rank and go with it, either you fight baron or a knight, its mostly a glitch though

[patent thorn]

Why is Willie naked

[warped apex]

A dash of a new video

[small glen]

Bait

[faint estuary]

dih

why is half-sword-tomorrow brainrot

[slender cobalt]

I just finished the game for the first time

[chrome flame]

John

I bet you could do some crazy gun tricks

when the mod releases I better see some 360 headshots or something 😂

[sand herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dante-dmc-sparda-arkham-vergil-gif-6490722911554634957

[mighty remnant]

Is there any optimization mod?

[fast knot]

what are the 4 countries in halfsword?

wait no, whats that banner with a stood up lion in a red background

[lyric junco]

do you just... ignore enemies and juggle weapons?

[timid herald]

Hey guys I have a question for yall I just got commoner and am wondering which faction/buff is the most beneficial and the one I should choose for the game (just downloaded it and are loving it so far)

[summer cloud]

What faction? Buff?

What what?

[timid herald]

In half sword

[summer cloud]

Don't think it matters

[timid herald]

Alr bet

[lyric junco]

is that the bohemia

[tawdry vale]

You have the Holy Roman Empire, France, England and Bohemia. Exclusively in that order as they appear on screen

[tawdry vale]

You could try Lossless Scaling on Steam.

[lyric junco]

these picks are soo good, why is no one using them

[mighty remnant]

Maybe its UE5 that sucks

[lyric junco]

it does but for this game it is really optimized, go on, i dare you to try the last caretaker

[summer cloud]

This game is optimized?

THIS game???

[lyric junco]

it runs smoothly

[mighty remnant]

you mean, that i could try the lossless scaling?

[summer cloud]

It is very unoptimized

[lyric junco]

no no, try playing through the entirety of the last caretaker

that was another ue 5 game

it had ABBYSMAL optimalization

[summer cloud]

UE5 has nothing to do with anything

[lyric junco]

oh it does

the most inefficient engine

deafault settings are resource eaters

[summer cloud]

This game has 2 characters in an empty arena, it should run at 500 fps

[lyric junco]

entire engine for scrapping

[lyric junco]

it does

[summer cloud]

No, that's not relevant

[lyric junco]

it's optimized well

[tawdry vale]

[lyric junco]

if you want to see bad performance try demo 0.4

[mighty remnant]

the game probably renders the inside of characters heads

and every bone

[summer cloud]

Half sword is a tech demo, it doesn't need to be optimized

[lyric junco]

yet it is

[summer cloud]

But that doesn't change the fact that it isn't optimized

[mighty remnant]

my gear is quite average, and this game always crashes during ultimate challenge

i won it once

[solemn holly]

devs have said optimization is going to be done at a later point once everything is set in stone

since they're still in the early stages and reworking lots of systems

[lyric junco]

it works well enough now

[mighty remnant]

when items in the ground are not deleted, and 4 characters with armor are walking around, it feels like a nightmare

[summer cloud]

Yeah, it's pretty bad

[mighty remnant]

waiting more and more for this

[lyric junco]

oh yeah, knight tier is pretty bad ngl

[tawdry vale]

I've had moments where the engine would crash if I hit someone too hard 💔

Not even a shed of blood, just smacking the piss out of their helmet

[mighty remnant]

lol true, never happened to me, but it drops the fps instantly

[lyric junco]

if someone lives too long hitting them kills frames too

because the game decides to render their insides over and over i think

[mighty remnant]

its not easy to optimize a game

[lyric junco]

how lucky am i that the toe survived

[lyric junco]

duh, obviously, that's a lot of fine tuning

[mighty remnant]

but sure as hell, it should be prioritized

[lyric junco]

a thing you do after a full release

[tawdry vale]

I would say send this to the Willie Feet Sightings thread, but I can't even post there myself

[lyric junco]

is that a thread?

[lyric junco]

ih, it's only for mods

[tawdry vale]

That's like, turbo gay

[devout axle]

they got 50+ mods?

[lyric junco]

im going to make a new one

oops members can't

[tawdry vale]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-guts-berserk-gif-25103745

No Willie feet, why live

[lyric junco]

oh wait

just this channel has it locked

you can make a new thread on other channels

that seems pretty fair right?

[vapid hull]

You have advantage

[lyric junco]

Nah, he has a gambeson and a bigger body

this helmet is so cool

he still has a plankcon

[dapper wyvern]

after like. a long time im starting to get good letsgooo :) thank you blood axe what would i ever do without you

[fluid remnant]

Do we have a release date yet? In announcements they said the date was going to be announced ‘very soon’ but that was a month ago

[lyric junco]

my axe wound

[tender holly]

took me long to learn basic throwing time for higher lvl

[solemn holly]

if there was a release date posted you'd see it on steam and in the announcements

[tender holly]

yes

they would tell us

[fluid remnant]

Ouch, I was thinking I might have just missed it

[tender holly]

they anouced the game on 1/4 of 2026

so till march 31

[lyric junco]

going shopping >w<

[tender holly]

good feature

um

why did he salute like n@zi?

[north fjord]

Yo is thre a way to play the 0.3 version of half sword?

[tender holly]

on steam no

but maybe if u download old version of the game

on itch.io

or somewhere else

you might find it

[sand dirge]

go on a quest to meet john halfsword

if you best him in a duel hell give it to you

[tender holly]

why 0.3V tho?

[north fjord]

I found the 0.2.4 version on there but not the 0.3 unforuantely

I feel like the combat and dismemberment was the best on that version

just my opinion

I just dont like the fact in the current version if your sword touches your opponents body in a weird way it cuts them in half

Also you could crush skulls

[dapper wyvern]

the scythe feels like a bit too sharp honestly

sometimes im in abyss and it lightly taps my back and i get split in half

[lyric junco]

it has a different gore

[dapper wyvern]

im sorry did my sword just phase through my opponent's armor and break his arm

[north fjord]

Yeah I've been searching for that version, I hate they removed it off steam.

[lyric junco]

i can link it to you

[north fjord]

bro pls

[small glen]

"The two hand axe sucks! 🤡"

Literally one of the best weapons:

[dapper wyvern]

this weapon peaks

its so good tbh i like halfswording it

[small glen]

very balanced

[dapper wyvern]

totally balanced yes

[buoyant ravine]

death by buns

[hidden schooner]

who tf even said that

[buoyant ravine]

poor guy quite literally got every bone broken in his body its at 0:26

[agile token]

guys ive got this idea that basically for fist fights since theyre so cool maybe they could add like adrenaline so basically if you get hit like for example in the head and everything starts looking bdark and stuff yk they vcould make it so that when that happens your punches do more damage they could do that for the opponents too. just wanted to share this idea hope yall like it and let me know what yall think about it

[noble ledge]

and u get knocked out then

[buoyant ravine]

over-extension

[agile token]

grest

[buoyant ravine]

great

[agile token]

great idea you get knocked out after lets say 2 min

[sleek gull]

"they could add like adrenaline so basically if you get hit like for example in the head and everything starts looking bdark and stuff yk they vcould make it so that when that happens your punches do more damage"

Thats not how things work though. Your punches would be weaker.

[twilit escarp]

bro could not fucking believe it

the look of utter disbelief on his face

[agile token]

litteraly not

[agile token]

dammnnnn look at this

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lJxhjnZIeEYmP8zWF?invite=cr-MSwwSmMsNDk2NDE2MDgw&v=5

[agile token]

what? how

?

[noble ledge]

Brooo the boss with the sword the 3rd one is so hard to beatttt

[agile token]

i founa a way to do it every time so basically when you chose weapon you have to use this exact sword the large one not the thin one btw and lunge forward while running straight at him that will pierce him thrue the chest and hell immideatly die

wait how do i post picture?

it wont let me

cant send pic but its the large sword that you hold on your shoulder

[tender quest]

#faq message

[noble ledge]

so like just run at him and hold my sword infront like umm waht is it called

[agile token]

lunge

[agile token]

just double left click

[noble ledge]

oh i see lemme try that

well im in the abyss

And i just got killed by the scythe guy omgggg

[wheat leaf]

imo best bet against the scythe is take just a knife or small weapon and try and get past the blade as quick as you can

[lilac dove]

hardest boss in the game imo

[agile token]

if youre in thew abyss just get the cangle thing the big one and fight with right click

[wheat leaf]

yeah the big one solo's everything lmao

the small ones not to be ignored though, equally as good

[random pulsar]

or use the pitchfork

[neon swallow]

cuts you in half with no momentum every time

[wheat leaf]

yeah it can work just as good too for sure

[lilac dove]

exactly, thats why i dont play abyss

[random pulsar]

third best weapon untill you don't find a spear or a goedendag

[wheat leaf]

i cant find the clip for the life of me but the small candlesticks best feature is the spike on the bottom-side, all you gotta do is swing down while close and it instakills every time

[random pulsar]

the problem (at least for me) is "edge" allignment

[wheat leaf]

ah, found it :D

ofc not every fight goes so well where every enemy is stumbling of distracted, but proof of technique

[somber scroll]

how do i get through the ultimate challenge do i just play until i get a rake and face no morningstars

i asume the enemies in there have thicker skin/armor than their normal counterparts but its getting ridiculous

[valid summit]

Is anyone else having issues on the steam demo with the fatal error crash in the ultimate challenge?

[wheat leaf]

go into settings, into the gore section, and turn off blood

[vital perch]

turn off blood

[signal wedge]

turn off blood

[vital perch]

just get good , there's no working around

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[somber scroll]

I would be delighted to know how a better player fails to be dealt more damage than they do when they hit someone with a mace

[small wing]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-meme-buzz-year-copy-meme-gif-4668439001950303425

[exotic wave]

yo is there any fix to crashing on the higher stages of ultimate challenge without the game being on gentle

[somber scroll]

Or how to get inside the range of a spear with a sword now that they actually track u properly

[small wing]

5090

[vital perch]

you'd be surprised how effective i am with maces

[exotic wave]

really now

[wheat leaf]

also imo i'd recommend finding a weapon with sharp damage over blunt if you can, blunt damage kinda forces you to land headshots only for a quick takedown, where a bladed weapon can just as easily end a fight with an attack to any limb

edit: nothing wrong with maces cause they can be absolutely brutal, but it can take extra accuracy and risk without body armor

[valid summit]

I have a 5070 and it still crashes without turning off blood

[small wing]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

what graphics setting

[valid summit]

epic

[vital perch]

turn off blood , it's very likely to crash if there's a lot

[somber scroll]

nice shot, i dont see how it pertains

[valid summit]

Ok thank you

[small wing]

still running the baron with no helmet outfit

WHY

[somber scroll]

i do agree with player 1 tho its just unlucky to get maces early in the uc

[vital perch]

and what are you going to do about it

[somber scroll]

oh its not in the uc either

[wheat leaf]

the whole challenge is a lil bit luck based, you could get only a dagger or a wooden shovel and be sent against two 2h spears right after

[small wing]

ridicule you

cause it looks stupid

in all that time you still havent even put on a hat

[vital perch]

this one is

[vital perch]

ok buddy pea

[small wing]

say the line peajak

[wheat leaf]

its a combat tactic, the bald head causes a reflection in the sun which blinds enemies

[valid summit]

is this an issue that is going to be fixed in the early access release?

[somber scroll]

your UC doesnt have walls_

[vital perch]

definetely

[pseudo wadi]

I have trained my kick a thousand times, i will be ready the day they introduce some kind of multiplayer @o@ Only for fist fight tho

[vital perch]

i moved to dagger throwing tho

[somber scroll]

im also confused is there ai trickery i've yet to learn why doesnt he attack again after missing

[vital perch]

because ai is stupid simply put

they have no sense of self preservation

[somber scroll]

i uh cant agree theyre very eager to just raise their sword immediately when im tryna bait em

[upper wyvern]

guyswhat sword is commoner boss using?

[wheat leaf]

sometimes willie is a demon though..

[somber scroll]

and then i just get my legs sliced off with no effort

[vital perch]

me when i bait and dodge

[vital perch]

i think it's a commoner boss exclusive greatsword

one of a kind in abyss

[upper wyvern]

hmmm alright thanks

[somber scroll]

me with my two meter mace

i like the big maces too tho i wont hold it against u

[wheat leaf]

love a good long mace

[vital perch]

ok buddy

[vital perch]

i love long maces 🤤

[somber scroll]

not sure whata you're doing now

[vital perch]

me neither

[somber scroll]

cool clip tho! good luck

[pseudo wadi]

One of my clip >O>

[vital perch]

hey stop giving for honor new ideas >:(

[wheat leaf]

those kicks got some weight behind them xD

[pseudo wadi]

I legit train my kicks every day on this game

[dapper wyvern]

i think willie just had a seizure i entered abyss and instead of getting up he started pushing himself around 😭

[dapper wyvern]

long mace ❤️

[vital perch]

i remember a shield got stuck in willie's neck once and he choked to death

wonderful chain

[dapper wyvern]

lmao shield kills are insane sometimes

[vital perch]

yes

[wheat leaf]

ive never gotten too crazy with my kicks, ive spent more time learning headbutts 😅

[pseudo wadi]

I know headbutts too but i am forced to make the Willies tougher because i was starting to one shot them with head kicks, so now their heads are too tough and i end up knocking out myselft on them unless i wear a Helmet <.>

[dapper wyvern]

i still have never been able to land a good kick ever i think my sensitivity might be too low

[vital perch]

for me i think i could say i'm one of the best mace users/dagger throwers

tho it does come off a little as arrogant imo

or did i earn the right to call myself good? 🤔

[wheat leaf]

real, its kinda a fine line when you get to that skill level where you can win almost every fight in 1-3 hits but you wanna drag it out longer for more combo's or parries n such

[wheat leaf]

nah you have good reason, if you arent the best your def like top 3

[vital perch]

maybe not top 3 , top 20 at most

[pseudo wadi]

One of the rare time a Willie totally bested me for a solid second >O>

[vital perch]

there's people that could definetely beat me but there's also people who'd struggle

[pseudo wadi]

indeed @o@

[wheat leaf]

high skill, i think thats fair enough to say

[vital perch]

@wheat leaf my proudest clip

[wheat leaf]

bro could not have cared less for that spin kick 😭

[pseudo wadi]

Had to take a cold shower after that ;w;

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-lord-of-the-rings-theoden-king-of-rohan-you-have-no-power-here-gif-4952489

literally that

[wheat leaf]

yeahhhh ts was too clean, movie-tier

[vital perch]

i'm waiting for pvp to release so i can bully noobs with throwing daggers

[pseudo wadi]

I love using some weird technics too <.>

[balmy wave]

guys

can i like

uhh

[vital perch]

i wonder if someone ever killed a willie by slamming their willie at them

or at least kncoked them down

[balmy wave]

can i in someway modify the graphics in a more manual way

liek going to the games files or something

[vital perch]

unity engine unlocker

[balmy wave]

was that

[pseudo wadi]

Physic get weird when it come to that, i guess if the willie has a weopon in hand it could really happen.

[wheat leaf]

duuuuude if we get pvp i'll feel bad for the new players that will be facing us that've been perfecting techniques for months now

[dapper wyvern]

perhaps 🤔

[dapper wyvern]

im not very good but seeing how insane some of you are new palyers would just die irl atp

[pseudo wadi]

Wait i am going to search for one of my videos on my youtube channel >O> Got way more Halfsword on it >O>

[vital perch]

me when i spawn in and see a dagger flying at me

[balmy wave]

also ,thanks

[vital perch]

how much aura does the screenshot of my loadout have

[dapper wyvern]

negative

its too bright

[balmy wave]

positive

[pseudo wadi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drokn6fkhUY Got it <O> !

[chrome flame]

i did NOT let that slide

[wheat leaf]

tbf i do wonder sometimes if people that play like me(trying to do more flashy or historical moves) might lose against newer players that are still just flailing weapons around

[pseudo wadi]

I almost lost my shit when i saw the 1911

[vital perch]

i have a feeling i saw this before

[dapper wyvern]

maybe idk

[vital perch]

"boutta show this motherfucker the bullet of 1400"

[dapper wyvern]

i mean sometimes you just flail your weapon around and get some random parry into a riposte through the chest or something

[balmy wave]

how many ef ings mods do u have

i want that too

whats the name of the gun

[chrome flame]

1

[wheat leaf]

i feel like if im trying to do some elaborate counter combo theres a good chance i might die to a player that just charges in swinging

[dapper wyvern]

slight damage

[dapper wyvern]

just like parry or something idk man

[small glen]

a lot of people

[dapper wyvern]

i suck too much at this game to know

[chrome flame]

1911

[soft osprey]

Overwhelming violence would definitely work. Charging in swinging like crazy would definitely be a legit technique.

[balmy wave]

thnaks

[vital perch]

literally charging in , in practice:

[pseudo wadi]

Colt 1911, the gun that went for two wold wars.

[vital perch]

quit gatekeeping mod link

[wheat leaf]

thats what im saying, especially 1st round surprise. after that it'd be a bit easier to predict tho

if they let modded weapons in pvp yall cooked though i got the tungsten rod

[vital perch]

explain how did you launch it up like that

[wheat leaf]

its such a funny weapon to use

so basically when a polearm gets too heavy, and you swing it to the left to gain momentum, and right as you start to swing back to the right hit stance switch and it flings it

[vital perch]

thanks

[chrome flame]

there isn't a mod link

[weak osprey]

Limited edition leg breaker

[wheat leaf]

if i was neutral on the left side it wouldnt work, its kinda tied into the force of you swinging it to the left to start

[vital perch]

then what is it

[velvet halo]

a gun

[rough hound]

finally got the golden baron

[wheat leaf]

wait till you see golden freddy after the baron 😨

[soft osprey]

Nahhh Thats a willie not a player, his charge was half assed and barely swung

[wheat leaf]

btw it gets better the heavier the polearm lmao

[chrome flame]

my brother is a modder and I help him test it, it wont release until EA

and by that I mean he lets me play with his mods

[weak osprey]

[velvet halo]

can i be your brother

[chrome flame]

he's not allowed to release it though :(

[velvet halo]

cuz i know you

[vital perch]

@little verge am i getting banned for this

[wheat leaf]

one hell of a arts and crafts project

[vital perch]

shit wrong chat

ah who cares

[chrome flame]

idk i'd have to ask @stuck epoch

[velvet halo]

bro what do i do in this game now its getting boring

[vital perch]

leave

[velvet halo]

ok tell me what he says

[wheat leaf]

you keep learning how to do cool stuff

[velvet halo]

but i am allready pro

[dapper wyvern]

commit mass murder

[vital perch]

proof

[velvet halo]

i have 93 houes

hours

[velvet halo]

here

[wheat leaf]

learn how to headbutt someone and win first try, or perhaps learn how to do a poleaxe headspin

[chrome flame]

he said ummmm

[vital perch]

houes

[wheat leaf]

bet you cant do a headspin with a poleaxe

[velvet halo]

say i am his biggest fan and i wont share the mod

[velvet halo]

ok here

[vital perch]

houes

[velvet halo]

there

pro showcase

more proof

[chrome flame]

I need to see fistplay highlights then ill consider

[velvet halo]

ok

[soft osprey]

Love it, will use it

[vital perch]

honest reaction

[vital perch]

please pin it 🙏

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

we must spread info about the new tech

[dapper wyvern]

you beat his sword thrice

you monster

😨

[velvet halo]

here

[vital perch]

i love beating willie's sword

[velvet halo]

fist paly

play

[dapper wyvern]

truly peaks

[pseudo wadi]

The power of the kicks >O> ! And i precise that this is a Willie that is barely a quarter before being max toughness

[velvet halo]

@chrome flame

[chrome flame]

this only showcases a fraction of whats kicks are capable of

[pseudo wadi]

Indeed >.>

[velvet halo]

am i pro

[chrome flame]

do you always make sound effects 🤣

[velvet halo]

can i be your brothers

yes

[pseudo wadi]

You are de best

[velvet halo]

so i can feel the willie

[chrome flame]

that was pretty fire but can you land a headkick

[vital perch]

i feel willie inside me

[velvet halo]

yes

[velvet halo]

good

[little verge]

What do yu do with the leftovers? That guy seems small.

[vital perch]

now that you're here please pin this piece of art

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

(please)

[wheat leaf]

if you can perform the secret headspin technique, you might be pro level gamer

[velvet halo]

arent you dev

[soft osprey]

Pins ain’t free buster

[soft osprey]

He manages all the social media for halfsword games
Otherwise known as, the community manager

[vital perch]

i got 5 bucks in me pocket rn

[velvet halo]

here

[chrome flame]

im the halfsword fistplay player of all time tbh (my highlights)

[velvet halo]

am i your brother now

[wheat leaf]

the 'shiver me timbers shuffle' being put into action

[vital perch]

ok now learn to throw daggers

[pseudo wadi]

Spin kick my beloved

[velvet halo]

ok ez

here

@chrome flame

[chrome flame]

you gotta work on your slams then we might accept you into the family

[fast knot]

was bohemia an autonomy?

[dreamy phoenix]

really lucky strike angle I got there

[buoyant ravine]

i think you people would like this song

[tawdry vale]

Bohemia was a kingdom within the HRE

Like Germany

[velvet halo]

ok

[fast knot]

why is it put with the 3 fully self-ruling kingdoms?

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/that-movie-sucked-stan-marsh-kenny-mccormick-south-park-s8e4-gif-22284104

[vital perch]

same guy who used reduced player damage and increased npc damage btw

[tawdry vale]

Shit if I know, I'm not a 15th century ruler

[coral stirrup]

bro I keep getting fatal error when trying to launch the game, I see the unreal engine logo and the games gives me a fatal error message, and it was working fine yesterday

[buoyant ravine]

what does my playstyle have to do with a bad movie. i aint even seen it and people really seem to hate it

[buoyant ravine]

you on dx12?

[coral stirrup]

i believe I was

but now I cant change it

since the game wont launch

[velvet halo]

@chrome flame

here3

[small wing]

15 sec of preperation

[buoyant ravine]

go to C:\Users%USERNAME%\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\Config\Windows

[chrome flame]

turn ur damage down it make it easier

[velvet halo]

look

[velvet halo]

ok

@chrome flame

im pro

look borher

[coral stirrup]

life saver man

[buoyant ravine]

go to GameUserSettings.ini and scroll all the way down and you should see [D3DRHIPreference]
PreferredRHI=dx11/12

[soft osprey]

Or

[lean niche]

Crashing on Startup?

Right click Half Sword in your steam then navigate to -
Library>Properties>Launch Options
Then in the text field type -dx11
Close the window and launch Half Sword now in dx11!

[soft osprey]

The easier way

[strange jewel]

Dude

When the game come out

[soft osprey]

Is that a question or are you about to say something else

[strange jewel]

No is a question

[chrome flame]

ok pretty pro

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/go-bananas-steve-roger-come-on-mad-gif-16482214

[soft osprey]

Sometime within the next 3 months

[strange jewel]

Oh

[chrome flame]

it gotta be like the first one in this @velvet halo

[velvet halo]

ok brother

[buoyant ravine]

how dare you steal my trophy. i was helping him and ya took over

but i cant complain about modders decisions

[soft osprey]

Taking credit for other people’s work is what I do. Im a liar and a bad person, I thought this was public knowledge

[buoyant ravine]

but atleast i know a shortcut

[vital perch]

@soft osprey doesnt it feel kind of strange when all soon jokes will be no longer valid sometime in the future

or it might just be me

[buoyant ravine]

wrong gif sorry

i have way too many gifs

[vital perch]

it's common knowledge bud

[buoyant ravine]

it was a mr beast gif

[wheat leaf]

Willie? No
Willeat

[buoyant ravine]

Man I dont need a gun mod at all

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-i-need-it-i-don’t-need-it-i-definitely-don’t-need-it-thirsty-gif-17101453146721253330

[soft osprey]

Guns are bad for you

[vital perch]

they kill you

😨

[buoyant ravine]

so do swords

[soft osprey]

Dont try eating one either

Trust me

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-twister-dragon-twister-swordsman-sword-gif-25156634

[vital perch]

yes i tried it and almost died

can confirm

[vital perch]

half sword gameplay in a nutshell

[soft osprey]

Bro was scary close to killing the cameraman by accident

[buoyant ravine]

nah but seriously dont take credit for my work thats not a coolio move

[soft osprey]

I will keep doing it

[vital perch]

literally 1984

[soft osprey]

The golden year

Better times

[wheat leaf]

87 is where it all went downhill

[vital perch]

"back in my day" 👴

[wheat leaf]

Kid got bit.. and that was the end of Freddy fivebears pizzeria

[soft osprey]

Wimp

I’d just bite back

[wheat leaf]

You do NOT wanna bite golden Fred y dude

[solemn holly]

1990 was 60 years ago, let that sink in

[soft osprey]

Guarantee you the dumb ass kid Thats got bit never even once tried asking them not to bite him

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/let-that-sink-in-sink-door-open-door-meme-gif-11027748423699535107

now what

[solemn holly]

well in that case

[vital perch]

has the same effect as "swiper no swipe" or however it went

[wheat leaf]

Kid definitely didn’t preface the interaction by saying he doesn’t like being bit

[soft osprey]

Rookie move, I always announce it when I enter a room

[slow sparrow]

GUYS I DISCOVERED SOMETHING

[vital perch]

me when i'm sitting in a vc and a mod joins in saying "time for your daily dose of being abused"

[soft osprey]

“This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it’s gonna hurt me”

[vital perch]

(it won't hurt them)

[wheat leaf]

Is it cool?

[soft osprey]

Oh it hurts. You should see my DM’s. People definitely get hurt 😔

[slow sparrow]

So if youre in a haunted house,if you go to a room labeled employees only,theres gonna be a guy in a half gorrila suit eating a sub saying "you guys cant be in here"

[vital perch]

😂 proof?

[soft osprey]

And then they hurt me

[wheat leaf]

This might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever found hilarious

[vital perch]

what if:

Mcwonderbeast abuses the mods ,

so the mods abuse the members

[wheat leaf]

generational cycle 😔

[strange jewel]

how do whe unluck the king

[vital perch]

beat gauntlet

1 life mode

[soft osprey]

Here the most recent one after he got timed out for 1 hour. I can’t post the last word..

[vital perch]

i'm assuming it's a racial slur

[soft osprey]

It’s a racial slur

[vital perch]

damn

[vital perch]

he got banned afterwards right

and when did it happen

[soft osprey]

Yeah ofc

Like two days ago

[vital perch]

good , no one abuses my boy

[soft osprey]

People don’t treat mods like we’re human lol

[vital perch]

except me ofc

[soft osprey]

Which to be fair, we are definitely better than the average person

[vital perch]

i like to think of everyone like they're the same as me

both of us laugh , get flattered , or offended

[soft osprey]

I don’t take anything serious, it’s just annoying sometimes. Im still just a person, not like i enjoy being insulted personally or have slurs thrown at me 😭

[vital perch]

it's funny some people treat mods as someone to be scared of when in reality the mods are being more abused than the community

[vital perch]

exactly what i'm saying , both of us are human

[soft osprey]

Take away mods and people cry that mods aren’t doing anything. Mods do anything and people cry that mods are abusive

No winning 😅

[vital perch]

racist gifs get deleted? literally 1984

[wheat leaf]

at least your getting paid for it tho

[vital perch]

you can't please everyone

[soft osprey]

I am not, it’s just a hobby

[vital perch]

does he tho 😂

[slow sparrow]

When willie files leaked

[soft osprey]

Mcwonder is the only actual paid “moderator” because he does much more than just moderate

[vital perch]

gotta love staring 24/7 at dead channels and calling it a hobby

[vital perch]

he's both a moderator and a developer afaik

[wheat leaf]

a noble service to the community regardless

[soft osprey]

Nah just the community manager, not to say he doesn’t do a lot of work. He works hard every day managing all the different social medias

[vital perch]

i want to do to be a mod sometime in the future ,

mostly because when it's daytime in poland people like silly mod or moai are asleep

[vital perch]

not saying he doesn't do anything

[soft osprey]

I know you fool

[vital perch]

but it's also because i genuinely like this community

[velvet halo]

tasy

[wheat leaf]

valid, of any server id say this is one of the better ones for being mod. not a very toxic place besides the occasional instance

[velvet halo]

@chrome flame

hey i did it

can i be your brother

[vital perch]

there is coccasionally a rowdy/racist person , or a kid sending vile gifs

[soft osprey]

For sure. At least until you have one bad interaction and then Reddit makes a post about you upvoted hundreds of times full of comments of sympathy towards the user without ever even seeing a single bit of the issue

[wheat leaf]

love creating abominations

[vital perch]

some dude before getting banned sent a gif of a chicken being shot dead , it was genuinely sad to look at. i hate animal cruelty , especially on ones that clearly can't fight back

[velvet halo]

very beuatit full

[wheat leaf]

its never a good omen when reddit gets involved 😔

[vital perch]

reddit is a bad place

[velvet halo]

hey

[chrome flame]

where

[velvet halo]

reddit is a nice pl;ace

[soft osprey]

Those guys are so full of shit. Nobody knew anything about the situation but because discord mod, everyone dragged me through the mud 😭

[wheat leaf]

this is kinda any large discord server unfortunately tho, happens everywhere

[vital perch]

but i still find the chicken death sad

:(

[wheat leaf]

rip birdy

[soft osprey]

Disturbing to see, wouldnt want to. But chickens do get slaughtered you know

And it’s never any more pleasant

Idk if it’s animal cruelty per se

[vital perch]

i mean i get it , some chickens must be slaughtered for food , but at least keep it humane

[vital perch]

it's only cruel if you do it with full intent and with no remorse

[shell bronze]

it is horrible holy shit

0/10 do not recommend

[vital perch]

then why are you a mod

[soft osprey]

We forced him with a recommendation and held him at gunpoint

[shell bronze]

to stop people like you from becoming one

that too

[vital perch]

how much you gotta despise me 😔

[wheat leaf]

clueless do you think i have moderator potential <3

[soft osprey]

Don’t let discord mods get to you those guys suck

[vital perch]

especially that moai guy

[soft osprey]

Dead and gone thank god

[wheat leaf]

doesnt matter who you are, if your brought up in a bad light on reddit this will be the certain outcome. best thing you can do is just not let it get to you and maintain yourself

[vital perch]

[wheat leaf]

moai dead?

2026?!!?

[soft osprey]

2025 actually

[vital perch]

moai was replaced by greyfacedman after getting cancelled

[soft osprey]

Reddit ruined me

[wheat leaf]

he got canceled?

[soft osprey]

Now im more serious and changed my name

[wheat leaf]

oh your moai

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-alpha-wolf-alpha-alpha-meme-gif-307456636039877895

[wheat leaf]

man ive been living under the rock of a 1 month ban im not up to date on my halfsword ball knowledge

[soft osprey]

You bring out the abusive side of me

[vital perch]

throw me to a pack of wolves

i'll come back- actually no i won't

[chrome flame]

greyfaced man is this the only server ur in

[vital perch]

he's actually in my server for cool kids only

[soft osprey]

Im a little active in a couple servers but this is definitely the main one. But I’m in a lot of servers for game mods and what not, just don’t talk

[shell bronze]

no

you have a horrible record

[soft osprey]

Damn

[wheat leaf]

cmonnn forgive and forget 🙏

[soft osprey]

He pretty much just said fuck you

[shell bronze]

forgive =/= forget

[wheat leaf]

im a changed man

[shell bronze]

the logs dont forget

proud to boast a clean track record despite hating everyone and using them for my own benefit 😛

[vital perch]

my record's fine tho

right?

[soft osprey]

You better be!

[wheat leaf]

im a victim of the moderators, ive committed no crimes 😔

surely reddit will agree..

[soft osprey]

Your record is the same as my record

Take that as you will

[vital perch]

aaand you're cancelled for the word re**it

[vital perch]

elaborate

[wheat leaf]

[shell bronze]

elaboration not needed

[solemn holly]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-reddit-gold-kind-stranger-slot-machine-gif-9286172767555917428

[soft osprey]

Do you think I have any warnings

[vital perch]

at least 2 , like me

[shell bronze]

bbbbbbingo

[vital perch]

i'm on thin ice tho , i'm risking a month ban , yours are probably expired

[shell bronze]

0 warnings because i listened to the mods and knew what not to post in a big public server to get me in trouble

😂

[soft osprey]

Well im a mod so the first thing I did was expire my warnings in a blatant act of corruption

[shell bronze]

confirmed by me btw

[vital perch]

noted

[wheat leaf]

you gotta be careful, thats the stage when they start targetting you 💔

[shell bronze]

if (BIG ON IF.) you become a mod you get your warnings removed and become a servant to the great lord

[vital perch]

you gotta help me with that buddy

[soft osprey]

Both yours are expired, but there is a warning limit before it’s permanent

[vital perch]

good to know , thanks

[shell bronze]

no one helped me why would I help any of you 😂

good luck

[vital perch]

why wouldn't you :>

[shell bronze]

mentioning your intentions multiple times in public channels is enough cause for me to withdraw all support

[soft osprey]

Because like me, hes a liar and a bad person

[shell bronze]

they think i actually do it for the good of the community

😂😂😂

[wheat leaf]

go top up yer powersteering fluid i know you still got dat bmw

[vital perch]

so being vicious = mod role

[soft osprey]

I’ll give you one bit of advice that mcwonder takes real serious. People who want power are rarely fit for a position of power and he takes that to heart

[vital perch]

got it

[shell bronze]

my bmws got no leaks no burns go take care of your antiquated ass 30 year old e36

[mild yarrow]

You da real mcwonder 😼

[wheat leaf]

32..

you still needa top up your power steering fluid i just know it

[shell bronze]

the moment anyone brings up the subject of becoming mod/incessantly asks about it it's over

[shell bronze]

older than my oldest car (1997 camry)

[mild yarrow]

You da real mod

[shell bronze]

my power steering fluid is brand new and freshly replaced (ch-11s) and brake fluid is also new

[wheat leaf]

thats cause you dont own the right cars

[vital perch]

i'll be genuine,

there's some places where the mods clearly struggle , such as timezones or foreign languages , and i want to help with that , i doubt there's mods that speak polish or russian.

[soft osprey]

Basically, publicly proclaiming wanting to be a mod, hurts you more than it helps, in reality. All the mods we have currently were recommended by other mods or asked directly by mcwonder

[wheat leaf]

prob havent replaced the powersteering fluid filter either

[shell bronze]

do not speak to me of car ownership when your own is falling apart

[soft osprey]

Yeah foreign language moderation is something we need for sure

[shell bronze]

my reservoir/filter gets tossed out every year with the brake fluid and flush

do not ask the greatest car owner and maintenance nerd in this server about car care

[wheat leaf]

thats the good part about old bmw's. it may be a shitbox by all meanings, but it isnt falling apart

[shell bronze]

and no @soft osprey has no credentials he works at a KIA dealership

[soft osprey]

You can apply, just dont be super public about wanting the position. Like, asking mcwonder if he’s seen the application for example. As it’s directly stated he will reach out to you if you’re accepted. So to him, messaging him shows you either did not read the application, or you ignored it

[wheat leaf]

hydronic combobulator prob hasnt been replaced in 5 years either

[soft osprey]

Shut up nerd go rattle your German car apart by driving over 100k miles!!!

[shell bronze]

your financed korean car does not make it to 100k don't kid yourself

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-a-point-jodie-walton-jbtzxclsv-ya-know-what-hold-on-gif-16819500

Job security fuck you

[vital perch]

i'm a victim to that unfortunately , i rememember applying for a mod position after 3 weeks of being in the server and then asking mcwonder whether he checked the applications like a couple days later

[wheat leaf]

my job security is delivering parts to Nissan, Kia, and Hyundai dealerships. they'll NEVER stop breaking down

[shell bronze]

do not speak to me of longevity until you own 200k mile bmw 1st motor and transmission

[shell bronze]

nissan cvt

[velvet halo]

@chrome flame

i did ii

finally

YESS

[soft osprey]

The hilarious fact that your 200k mile bmw is such an outlier you are proud of it

[shell bronze]

more like one example of many

[soft osprey]

Yeah ok German boy

[shell bronze]

both my BMWs are 200k

[wheat leaf]

i drive the '24 nissan kicks for work, its in fact a tragity

[soft osprey]

Two out of a million

[shell bronze]

every e9x owner i know has 200k+

[soft osprey]

Braaaaavooooo

[tender quest]

talking about cars again in the halfsword channel?

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-so-you-have-chosen-death-chosen-death-lord-of-the-rings-gif-15767548

[soft osprey]

5 out of a million

[vital perch]

banned

[shell bronze]

the KIA MECHANIC tells me how to own a car?

[soft osprey]

Tells you that bmw is GARBAGE

[velvet halo]

@chrome flame

[soft osprey]

takes a garbage car owner to know a garbage car

[velvet halo]

@i…

@i…

[shell bronze]

youre not even a car guy nor are you tapped into any car scenes besides soccer moms and their Kia carnivals they havent changed the oil in 4 years

ragebait

back to half sword in half sword channel

[soft osprey]

Im literally a mechanic for the past 16 years young man

I just started at Kia two years ago 😡

[vital perch]

"young man" 👴

[shell bronze]

how long it take you to drop a subframe

[soft osprey]

Now it worked on both ends

[vital perch]

anyway i'm off to sleep , goodnight <3

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-fantasy-dwarf-grudge-simpsons-gif-20525681

[shell bronze]

mutually assured destruction

[wheat leaf]

sleep tight, dont let the animatronics bite

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1452962821884219454/3986FA1.MP4?ex=695c3353&is=695ae1d3&hm=b09dac66c3a26efc5bb13c266ad612c02e4b62dcec3cee1d6571ba67887a4884&

[vital perch]

replace animatronics with mods and it'll be valid

[wheat leaf]

clueless dont bite, he just morally degrades you

[velvet halo]

@chrome flame

HEY

[vital perch]

@mighty nexus

[chrome flame]

WHAT

[velvet halo]

here

[vital perch]

for some odd reason clueless holds a grudge against me or straight up despises me

[chrome flame]

Boy he was already dead 😭

[velvet halo]

pls it took me so lnog i dont get i

i discombobblated him

[soft osprey]

Hes just a grumpy young man

[velvet halo]

right hand slap

left hand engeage

[wheat leaf]

hes mad he owns a bmw e9x dw

[velvet halo]

pull up

[vital perch]

fair

[vital perch]

😂

[velvet halo]

disengage hand

re engage and slma

slam

[shell bronze]

and easter is a grumpy old man

yin and yang

two sides of the mod abuse coin

[wheat leaf]

its all love at the end of the day, just a bitta banter

[soft osprey]

And either way you get abused in the end

[shell bronze]

korean shitbox vs german excellence

[soft osprey]

So it’s a real shitty coin

[vital perch]

one of a kind

[shell bronze]

guarantee easter does not know anything about rebuilding a motor or an automatic transmission

nor does he play half sword

[wheat leaf]

you wouldnt have to if you didnt own a bmw..

[shell bronze]

the funny part is that i did it on my non German cars only

[velvet halo]

@chrome flame

[vital perch]

you either get a abused by clueless emotionally , or get abused by easter with /ban

[shell bronze]

the 2003 camry needed a head gasket and the lesabre needed new piston rings

bmws have been solid 😂

[soft osprey]

Two lies and a truth

[wheat leaf]

sounds about right, the more i learn about bmw's the more i realize as long as you drive them just hard enough they are really quite reliable

[nocturne iris]

Finally i got Baron armor ! who else was lucky ??

[vital perch]

alright im actually going to sleep now , goodbye chat

[wheat leaf]

gnight

[soft osprey]

Or you get yourself a Toyota and never have to deal with any problems no matter how you ride it

[velvet halo]

bye u

w

u

[wheat leaf]

my brother has owned toyota's his whole driving life and ive never seen a more misfortunate car owner

[soft osprey]

Go to sleep please

[velvet halo]

hey

not nice

[soft osprey]

Go to sleep please

[velvet halo]

no

yers

[soft osprey]

Hey Thats not nice

[vital perch]

you want to tell me a bedtime stoey aswell?

[velvet halo]

hey thats not nice

[wheat leaf]

yerr 🧑‍🌾

[velvet halo]

yersa

[soft osprey]

Hey. Thats not nice.

[vital perch]

yar 🏴‍☠️

[velvet halo]

hey thats nto nice

[vital perch]

guys look out , he started using proper grammar.

[velvet halo]

yea

[soft osprey]

Once upon a time you went to sleep

The end

[velvet halo]

what a werido

[vital perch]

hes serious now

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-26093646

[wheat leaf]

who up getting scurvy rn 🦜 🏴‍☠️

[soft osprey]

My fedora just got tightened

[shell bronze]

what part of 03 camry needing a new head gasket did you not comprehend

[soft osprey]

No more Mr nice guy

[signal wedge]

yap

[soft osprey]

Why did you ruin the car to that point

[shell bronze]

easter only drives Korean cars he doesnt even have the right to recommend anything

[vital perch]

good night to you and good night to @soft osprey

and bad night to mr. @shell bronze here

[shell bronze]

previous owner did not change coolant and it ate through head gasket at 287k miles

[soft osprey]

Toyotas are the one car brand known for how reliable they are you nerd

[wheat leaf]

toyota's arent problem-free. they are just one of the cheapest and simplest to fix

[shell bronze]

likewise

[signal wedge]

thanks automaton

[soft osprey]

287k miles and finally one problem

[signal wedge]

I pray my car makes it that far

I cannot afford a new car

[shell bronze]

i own 3 toyotas and 1 lexus you bum do not speak to me of longevity

[soft osprey]

Bro just collects junkers

[shell bronze]

all cars have their problems and i'm on top of every single of them

[signal wedge]

I heard Lexus is petty good I might get one as my next car

[wheat leaf]

e36 doesnt have problems

[shell bronze]

can you call them junkers if theyre mechanically perfect

[soft osprey]

Fancy Toyota

[shell bronze]

soul crushingly boring but they are very nice for the ordinary person

[wheat leaf]

335k km, most intensive repairs have been a alternator and valve cover gasket

and 1 wheel bolt

(homeless person stole it)

[shell bronze]

412k miles on the buick lesabre and still being driven 50mi every day to work by my roommate

[signal wedge]

I'm not looking for anything crazy just an A to B but my subi does have the added bonus of offroading

[soft osprey]

Ive seen an f150, of all things, a ford, with over 900k miles

[shell bronze]

do you actually offroad or do you just like to have the capability like 90% of truck and suv owners

[shell bronze]

on its 5th motor and transmission

[signal wedge]

I've taken her on some gnarly trails

[soft osprey]

Most likely. It came in to my first ever garage job

Forever ago

But I’ll never forget it

Because it was a fucking ford

[wheat leaf]

delivering parts for a lot of logging/gravel companies ive seen a few mid-2k fords with over 1 mil km

[signal wedge]

I'm so glad she came with undercarriage scrape guards

[soft osprey]

With 900k miles

[wheat leaf]

the chevy's never last that long though

[shell bronze]

matt farah's 1 million mile lexus ls400 remains my favorite million mile car

ls400 one of the greatest cars OAT

[shell bronze]

get toyota 4runner

[signal wedge]

nah

[wheat leaf]

im a big fan of the 1.2 million km Porsche 911

[signal wedge]

I'm not tryna be bankrupt

[shell bronze]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟

[wheat leaf]

but i think we should proooooobably take this to gen

[shell bronze]

go go

[wheat leaf]

you copied me i wrote it first you posted it first smh

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-to-kill-all-of-you-scrooged-bill-murray-gif-21000392

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1433564192799064094/1457524618146615296/Video_Project_639765076.mp4?ex=695c5114&is=695aff94&hm=719bd94c4d14071567c1522aa5c7ce2710cad3c060d33c9e707619621bd5df94&