If you turneddmg to the lowest do you think one would survive if you cut it in half
#halfsword-chat-⚔
lapis cave
lyric junco
you wouldn't be able to cut them in half
solar stirrup
idt you can
soft osprey
Well..I mean im not gonna argue against that but I meant technical aspects lol
Really went from 0-100 there
quick thistle
Well..I mean im not gonna argue against that but I meant technical aspects lol
if you mean with the actual app then yeah
but the people
man
wooph
quick thistle
I just got a clip while listening to an ad 😭
summer cloud
Don't know how I got that last block
lyric junco
quick thistle
big dawg
you might not wanna switch windows with files and other things open and share it on discord
just as a minor precaution
quick thistle
dude I just love the fights where you get them in the throat and they back up and
aw man
just collapse
lyric junco
also i have 109 tabs open lol
quick thistle
i have no idea why someone put suika as the thumbnail though
idk anything about said maindens
maidens
gimme a second im gonna restart ts machine
lyric junco
if you had brave maidens of scarlet moon it would not need to be restarted
lyric junco
go learn your lesson meow
velvet halo
go learn your lesson meow
ok
summer cloud
Do you guys also like bullying Willie?
quick thistle
Do you guys also like bullying Willie?
it's the drunken stumble that makes me laugh
cause then you know you'll win
summer cloud
Idk, the drunken fist has gotten me a few times
vital perch
plain brook
I just got a clip while listening to an ad 😭
if you use steam's recording thing to clip stuff it seperated game audio from youtube audio
quick thistle
if you use steam's recording thing to clip stuff it seperated game audio from yo...
I use medal and spotify
plain brook
it doesnt matter
it doesnt record your sound but the game's sound
as long as the ad aint playing in-game you will be fine
its also real convenient so long as you configure it per game since otherwise it will will your hard drive up with max 2 hours recording of every game you play
quick thistle
I don't want a recording constantly going tho
It's just like a thing i don't like i guess
idk
that's why I like medal
It was less of a complaint and more of something funny
vital perch
attempting half sword abyss FPV only last time for today , hop on vc to watch
quick thistle
cause I don't care about the audio of the clip unless it's important
plain brook
that's why I like medal
that is always recording as well lol? thats not how it works????
how do you think any clipping software is getting the clips
quick thistle
no not like a paranoid I don't want them watching thing
plain brook
the difference is that steam only records your game
quick thistle
Just so I don't have to go into a 3 hour clip and slice and dice it
plain brook
stuff like shadow play only records 5 minutes in its cache and i bet medal would too
summer cloud
Strange looking move
quick thistle
attempting half sword abyss FPV only last time for today , hop on vc to watch
I'm doing that after someone posted clips in here of it and it's lowk fun
I find it easier to make slices
vital perch
plain brook
idk what shadow play is
nvidia recording thing the clipping thing on nvidia cards i dunno what zoomers call it
the one most people use
medal caches 1 - 5gb
quick thistle
I mean I'm fine with what I have like I said I wasn't complaining or anything but yeah
If I do ever feel like doing that I will probably use this solution
I was going to say I think medal can seperate audios but only mic and game
plain brook
yeah its fair i just hate when people are stuck using premium schemium scams to clip when steam has one of those clipping softwares built in and free
and its not different aside from being better half the time
quick thistle
yeah its fair i just hate when people are stuck using premium schemium scams to ...
is it like you press a button and it clips it?
or is it like full recording
plain brook
you shift tab and you get a recording of the last X time (you configure it yourself) and you can go back and cut segments out, OR clip the last X time with a hotkey (also configurable)
plain brook
quick thistle
yeah it's the exact same as medal then
olive frost
how do you click to continue on the xbox ally?
plain brook
medal is a premium schemium trap that does the same thing and charges money for half the service
quick thistle
Where is that in steam?
plain brook
quick thistle
cause the only benefit I get with medal is the discord posting
where you post the link instead of being binded by file size
plain brook
oh if you dont have space to upload there are plenty of ways to do that but best would be steam
lyric junco
i gave 6 willies with no pain and inf consc swords
plain brook
you can link clips uploaded to steam
plain brook
where you post the link instead of being binded by file size
quick links last 2 days but you can get more permanent ones too
quick thistle
quick links last 2 days but you can get more permanent ones too
100% switching to this
plain brook
you can even save them to your steam cloud
quick thistle
cause I thought you meant just straight up recording like normal but it's just medal
except on steam lol
quick thistle
I use the free version of medal and I think the clips are lower quality Idk
gleaming flower
guy i want attention and also tips how do i do real techniques
quick thistle
guy i want attention and also tips how do i do real techniques
like
low sens
but idk
I'm terrible at it
quick thistle
I am such a dumbass
gleaming flower
my mouse sens is just high af
quick thistle
I was watching a clip of me playing half sword and it had a discord ping noise in it and I kept checking discord
gleaming flower
nice
quick thistle
my mouse sens is just high af
idk I play with a mouse that has buttons to change immediately
gleaming flower
your cli pis ruined
gleaming flower
idk I play with a mouse that has buttons to change immediately
i have that, but it still is high af
quick thistle
lol I listen to music and everything while clipping
gleaming flower
even at lowest setting
quick thistle
then that's your PC settings
gleaming flower
ok
quick thistle
change it if you'd like
sleek gull
Join the dark side.
gleaming flower
quick thistle
geez
gleaming flower
Join the dark side.
gng what
sleek gull
gleaming flower
oh god
plain brook
guy i want attention and also tips how do i do real techniques
dont treat a weapon in half sword like one of those punching machines
gleaming flower
dont treat a weapon in half sword like one of those punching machines
i dont
plain brook
you get better and depper cuts if you swing slowly
accurate slow cuts are often the most damaging
gleaming flower
plain brook
quick thistle
golly
gleaming flower
how many hours do u have in game
quick thistle
that blow was more devestating than it looks too it cut his throat out
that looks like a piece of cloth
tbh
gleaming flower
wrong one
plain brook
but flesh and cloth get mixed too
yeah i dont have the ret of the clip but theres a hole in his throat i remember i even picked it up and looked
gleaming flower
like this?
sleek gull
gleaming flower
then why are you panicing
idk gng
summer cloud
Sword players smh
plain brook
but flesh and cloth get mixed too
you could see right through him it was like someone just cut and paste a rectamgle selection of his throat
quick thistle
fuh is that how you spell it
gleaming flower
im artistic?
gleaming flower
Sword players smh
i can play others gng
quick thistle
you could see right through him it was like someone just cut and paste a rectamg...
brutal but oddly satisfying
sleek gull
gleaming flower
like this?
@plain brook
quick thistle
this feller is tryna quickdraw lmao
summer cloud
Sworders in half sword 
quick thistle
do it and cut someones hand off
sleek gull
this feller is tryna quickdraw lmao
trying?
quick thistle
Sworders in half sword <a:catrollrainbow:1311531265576534037>
she halfs on my sword till i demo
plain brook
<@289660440395644928>
woah i didnt know they had a minecraft port of half sword
plain brook
but yea thats the right speed
quick thistle
and succeeded
quick thistle
<@289660440395644928>
what were we talking about again
gleaming flower
woah i didnt know they had a minecraft port of half sword
i set the render scale to 33% to increase fps (idk man i do shit)
quick thistle
you showed me a clip and your hours and I was lowk confused
sleek gull
quick thistle
the video
and that video
what was it reacting to
like what was the prior comment
summer cloud
quick thistle
cold
gleaming flower
and that video
sens
gleaming flower
woah i didnt know they had a minecraft port of half sword
quick thistle
but I just swing and aim for the throat
like honestly I am not the one to talk to about this stuf
f
gleaming flower
lapis elbow
who wants to poop with me
quick thistle
who wants to poop with me
no thanks
summer cloud
shell bronze
quick thistle
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431830184385843221...
that's an awesome photo
shell bronze
video playback only available for skilled players
sleek gull
that really is appalling
For real
quick thistle
video playback only available for skilled players
is it just me or what
like I get the joke
shell bronze
works for me
obsidian mica
video playback only available for skilled players
lyric junco
when possesing willies do not delete your original bodies o_o
sleek gull
https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781
In a chrous of voices: Robert, Help
lyric junco
don't you dare to fatal error me!
lyric junco
maces are sooo good
bold pendant
They're fun, but blunt damage needs a serious buff. It's basically useless unless you land a clean headshot.
lyric junco
if armor didn't glitch out it would be the only way to damage armored opponents
finite bough
They're fun, but blunt damage needs a serious buff. It's basically useless unles...
+1
shell bronze
They're fun, but blunt damage needs a serious buff. It's basically useless unles...
feels good against bare flesh since it stunlocks
bold pendant
how r they so accurate with the spear in challanegfe
The AI is absolutely bananas with the spear. Keep in mind that they don't have to use the same wack control scheme that we do. Also, their arms don't have neurological issues.
narrow nymph
also why does my game fatal error so much
vapid hull
also why does my game fatal error so much
It's because of the bloooood
narrow nymph
ultimate challenge is so hard bro
calm ember
ultimate challenge is so hard bro
nun stops me when the game dont crash
vapid hull
The AI is absolutely bananas with the spear. Keep in mind that they don't have t...
You just gotta practice lining it up & knowing where your spear will go!!!
jolly gorge
tips for aiming thrusts?
stuck epoch
hasty bloom
tips for aiming thrusts?
hold alt and pull toward yourself! then you can feel out thrusting forward/backward from there
sand herald
frank scarab
Is willie trying to go into the secret room?
sand herald
opaque creek
sand herald
stuck epoch
Is willie trying to go into the secret room?
👀
sand herald
LOL
buoyant ravine
LOL
how do you do these and what pc you got. mine always crashes when my enemies starts screaming in mid air and when they hit the ground the game crashes
crude monolith
buoyant ravine
"You are not worthy for the big candlestick, Peasant!"
sand herald
how do you do these and what pc you got. mine always crashes when my enemies sta...
I have no clue how this happened, I'm just glad I was able to get a clip of it. I have a 4070ti and an i7-14700KF
vapid hull
what's he doing there??
vapid hull
tips for aiming thrusts?
What're you thrusting?
tall bridge
soooo when is the game coming out
sleek gull
round isle
shell bronze
quiet gulch
DAY 4 OF POTENTIAL RELEASE DAYS!!!! 
grand tulip
DAY 4 OF POTENTIAL RELEASE DAYS!!!! <:tomatoArise:974734763942359110>
what if it releases on the last day of Q1
quiet gulch
what if it releases on the last day of Q1
it might, who knows
jagged jasper
i gotchu i have more
white trail
wobba
sand herald
unborn panther
soft cape
top ten wishlisted game on steam all around the world i love it
coarse stone
sand herald
have u been playing for
since April last year, about 440 hours of total playtime
night holly
since April last year, about 440 hours of total playtime
....
how do u swing a punch really fast?
true thorn
been getting into greatsword knight
its so satisfying to find the tiniest little gaps in the enemy's armor
night holly
its so satisfying to find the tiniest little gaps in the enemy's armor
yeah nah
i barely hit with a long axe
true thorn
its really not that hard
just go into halfsword and keep trying to thrust into their underarm until you get it
night holly
just go into halfsword and keep trying to thrust into their underarm until you g...
my weapon gets so shaky when i thrust
true thorn
i usually thrust by just moving my mouse
double click thrusting is so hard to control
night holly
double click thrusting is so hard to control
i just hold alt and move my mouse allthe way forward
lucid perch
how historically accurate was to steal the opponent away from their maiden mid fight?
zenith breach
my weapon gets so shaky when i thrust
never depend on thrusting, half sword n move sideways, the ai can also get confused n aim awfully, just increase fov
n use your own movement to propel yourself n your weapon into the right direction to thrust correctly
zenith breach
I turned my opponent into a helicopter
i have been launched by the baron before
bold citrus
til enemy willies can force you to surrender if they hold a weapon to your neck for 10 secs
fiery meadow
til enemy willies can force you to surrender if they hold a weapon to your neck ...
Really?
fiery meadow
https://tenor.com/view/house-house-md-huh-hugh-laurie-gif-5750615313035362070
"Huh" mean scene
night holly
never depend on thrusting, half sword n move sideways, the ai can also get confu...
what is halfsword
fiery meadow
what is halfsword
a game
night holly
ohh
zenith breach
what is halfsword
hold triangle
small wing
what is halfsword
holding ur sword like a goofball
bold citrus
Really?
Looks like it, i was fighting in armor and got pinned with a sword and got "9 seconds until forced surrender" before i got up
zenith breach
bti7ki 3arabi?
night holly
but wdym use halfsword and movesideways
zenith breach
ba3abirlak
bold citrus
what is halfsword
grabing a sword with a hand on the blade
night holly
grabing a sword with a hand on the blade
ohh
zenith breach
okay, so half swording is holding your weapon with two hands in game
small wing
bti7ki 3arabi?
tervehdykset
lucid perch
so real
zenith breach
but it means literally to have one hand on the blade, the other on the handle
lucid perch
zenith breach
tervehdykset
its arabic
fiery meadow
tervehdykset
vhreszhawlzyash
zenith breach
wen you half sword, the best thing to do for the easiest kills is to hold it close to you
to the right of your head if you wanna swing around
fiery meadow
Wait. Halfsword has a Sweden or Denmark flag Above the Viewing spot
zenith breach
or in front if you plan to thrust with precision
small wing
vhreszhawlzyash
ole hiljaa sun perse
zenith breach
Wait. Halfsword has a Sweden or Denmark flag Above the Viewing spot
neither
fiery meadow
ole hiljaa sun perse
Zwenzalfoshz
zenith breach
or in front if you plan to thrust with precision
n because you hold it horizontally, moving to the left makes you hit the person
lucid perch
or in front if you plan to thrust with precision
or if ur sword is too long
and ur fighting singular
small wing
Zwenzalfoshz
gutten tag
zenith breach
or if ur sword is too long
thrusting is js useless imo, the player tends to aim downwards too often
lucid perch
also used to aura on appointment
zenith breach
it usually doesnt have enough force
fiery meadow
I have a tutorial on how to dash. (for ppl who dont know how to)
zenith breach
kick + run?
lucid perch
half swording to mordschlag
fiery meadow
Hold Shift and Press W, A, or D
lucid perch
thrusting is js useless imo, the player tends to aim downwards too often
cant wait for half sword devs to add the murder stroke
fiery meadow
half swording to mordschlag
Cool Profile Pic
lucid perch
Cool Profile Pic
thx jit
small wing
cant wait for half sword devs to add the murder stroke
mordhau
fiery meadow
Anyone Here Who Knows Chuchel?
small wing
zenith breach
how to get image perms
small wing
Anyone Here Who Knows Chuchel?
ye why
fiery meadow
its silly
small wing
small wing
night holly
is there a way to stand up once on the floor
zenith breach
https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-willie-half-sword-willie-half-gif-12...
there are literal deadass tutorials for that
small wing
is there a way to stand up once on the floor
shift and pray
zenith breach
if on your back, hold w, if on your stomach, hold s
small wing
there are literal deadass tutorials for that
just crescent kick
zenith breach
if on your back, hold w, if on your stomach, hold s
no backwards
im stupid
whenever i give advice, do the opposite of it if you value survival
small wing
if on your back, hold w, if on your stomach, hold s
90% i fall its cause im doing som stupid shit where im like standing on willies shoulders or something
fiery meadow
https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-willie-half-sword-willie-half-gif-12...
How to do dat
@small wing u gon answer or not?
small wing
ornate kernel
Finally beat that bastard Baron
small wing
my response
zenith breach
Finally beat that bastard Baron
dw it gets easier over time
beat him the first time ltr fifty hours ago
small wing
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313298162475077642/1457245178032029816/n...
thus some rey mysterio shit i pulled
ornate kernel
I just got the demo this week
zenith breach
beat his ass twice since then
zenith breach
I just got the demo this week
same
ornate kernel
But yeah ultimate challenge made me want to break my face
zenith breach
very true
its got sum fuckass learning curve
that shits exponential though, dw, you can destroy him with more practice
i disarmed him so quick, he had to use dagger almost instantly
yes, i disarmed him three times somehow
steady drift
Do we know how much will half sword cost on release?
ornate kernel
I think I just 2h a mace and popped his head
zenith breach
Do we know how much will half sword cost on release?
nothing if the devs value their life n dont want to suffer the plancon treatment
steady drift
whats the plancon treatment?
zenith breach
whats the plancon treatment?
yk the big stick with hella spikes?
ornate kernel
I feel the more I play the game the less I like the plancon
zenith breach
the best weapon in the game
zenith breach
I feel the more I play the game the less I like the plancon
its perfect to use when you rage
ornate kernel
True
zenith breach
dw i used the halberd on the baron
steady drift
Are the devs aiming for multiplayer?
zenith breach
idc if its a voulge, im calling it a halberd
steady drift
I ask this because i have 28 aud from bday and i am wondering should i get gladio mori or wait for half sword release
fiery meadow
Guys. Peasant To Warrior when they have color or not its different picture
zenith breach
n if any fucker wants to correct me, the meaning of the word voulge applies to the billhook too
fiery meadow
How to add a video?
small wing
need perms
fiery meadow
where to perms
small wing
level up
fiery meadow
How to lvl up
small wing
talk
tender holly
fiery meadow
what commant
fiery meadow
what level can i post vids
quaint ingot
nothing if the devs value their life n dont want to suffer the plancon treatment
I rarely have a problem dealing with it while using a long sword
zenith breach
I rarely have a problem dealing with it while using a long sword
well the bots are horrible with most weapons
quaint ingot
I mainly suck at dealing with shields due to my long breaks I take
zenith breach
I mainly suck at dealing with shields due to my long breaks I take
swing left to right
or half sword with your weapon to the right of your head n move it to the space between the shield n the person n move it to the left to make sum distance n maybe do sum stab damage
fiery meadow
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OH
my bad
i thought i was playing my game
because i didint move in the game
sorry
fiery meadow
No hat?
quaint ingot
fun fact, i'm banned from Half Life 1's storymode
how the fuck do you get banned from the story mode?
fiery meadow
how the fuck do you get banned from the story mode?
Probably Hacked or Modded
fiery meadow
it's a nice helmet, lots of upper visibility
which helmet?
faint crater
one of the default randomized classes for that full player tier
i have no clue what helmet i never went into third person
fiery meadow
Any Voices In This Server?
quaint ingot
Probably Hacked or Modded
mods doesn’t get you banned unless it’s against the TOS in multiplayer
fiery meadow
mods doesn’t get you banned unless it’s against the TOS in multiplayer
I also said hacked
like a Trainer or sum
small wing
i got mad at willie and turnedthe npc damage all the way up then dropped him on his head but the force crashed my game
night holly
how to become accurate
fierce wedge
how to become history.
lucid perch
i got mad at willie and turnedthe npc damage all the way up then dropped him on ...
crazy
lucid perch
how to become accurate
pick up your weapon of choice in real life and study historical moves from your desired weapon and join a club, learn how to use that weapon in the club then work your way up to tournaments and win in rulesets that challenge your weapon, eventually finding enough courage to train with other weapons to become a master
THEN play halfsword
(takes around 5-10 years)
hollow yarrow
can someone remind me how to beat boss 3 (big sword baldie)
after I found out I could use a pitchfork it felt like an autowin cheat
now... there's issues
most of the time (75%+) I end up impaling him lethally and getting killed by him at the same time, with him not dying fast enough to claim a win before im sent to the void
lucid perch
can someone remind me how to beat boss 3 (big sword baldie)
after I found out I ...
the Commoner boss is very tricky
i have an answer for you good man
most enemies hate being stabbed, so put your pitchfork in thrusting position and run at him and pray to god
that you stab him
hollow yarrow
thats what im describing
lucid perch
thats what im describing
aim for his chest, heart is an instant killing shot
hollow yarrow
I run into him with the pitchfork, stab him somewhere, he begins the death animation, but in the process of that he slices something important off
lucid perch
do you need a diagram?
hollow yarrow
lol
night holly
the Commoner boss is very tricky
use the level 2 long axe
hollow yarrow
fair I guess I hit him too low too often
lucid perch
fair I guess I hit him too low too often
brb
night holly
if u swing hard enough it will cut off 1 of his limbs
lucid perch
head comes off very easy
the fuckass longsword in the way:
night holly
or just slice him in half lol
night holly
the fuckass longsword in the way:
wait for him to swing first
then attack
or u can just block his hit
hollow yarrow
idk swords have a really quick
swing again
timing
thrust and pray used to be the way but it stopped working reliably
and I think I just figured out the reason being not aiming as high as I did before
hollow yarrow
also having to beat the scythe boss in the recovery void twice in a row made me realise bro really isnt all that
wild citrus
how do you lift willy up by the leg
hollow yarrow
E at his leg (?)
lucid perch
also having to beat the scythe boss in the recovery void twice in a row made me ...
his fuckass scythe can be a real bitch
hollow yarrow
or Q ig right
hollow yarrow
his fuckass scythe can be a real bitch
just ran at him with the long candle stick and whack him on the head
idk why but bro just didnt swing either time
in normal progression hes easy because times when he attacks as you stab him are rare even if you fail the skillcheck and stab a leg
lucid perch
lets say you were able to get a big candlestick while in abyss
step 1
catch the mf
by the scythe
wild citrus
step 2
????????
step 3
profit
lucid perch
STEP 2, press Rmb then strike hard from right to left
step 3
that is one stabbed willy
hollow yarrow
idk why but in half sword willy constantly starts looking at the ground
lucid perch
idk why but in half sword willy constantly starts looking at the ground
any more questions?
hollow yarrow
I can manually stare at the sky before running in with my pitchfork so its fine
but rim in and stab"straight forward" just means down
wild citrus
how do you lift willy up by the leg
also this again
lucid perch
also this again
idk im not a brawler
wild citrus
I'm trying to do funny WWE moves
hollow yarrow
E at his leg (?)
also this again @wild citrus
lucid perch
I can manually stare at the sky before running in with my pitchfork so its fine
do u see the guide i just gave u?
wild citrus
I'm tired of being a T3 longsword sweat
night holly
2
hollow yarrow
I'm tired of being a T3 longsword sweat
I thought pitchfork was the sweat strat
wild citrus
that's t2
night holly
ye
wild citrus
also fighting pitchforks/spears is really about...weapon contact?
night holly
anything thats a long pokey weapon
hollow yarrow
much like you can defeat the entire game with the spikey stick of death from tier 3/4
hollow yarrow
also fighting pitchforks/spears is really about...weapon contact?
thats the skillful answer
the ez pz answer is swing in front of them until AI randomly gets baited and decides to swing with their stabbing weapon and then just run in for the head
small wing
how do you lift willy up by the leg
pray
theres a tutorial on youtube
just look up how to single leg in half sword
its tricky
lucid perch
long axe
@night holly step 1, wait for jit and dance around him to do his funny little pitchfork side swing or try to swat it away with your hatchet, then step in with a sprint
small wing
random clip
night holly
<@424757105849794580> step 1, wait for jit and dance around him to do his funny...
what if jit pokes instead of swings
lucid perch
if jit tries to thrust, dodge, don't go in just yet
step 2, enter half sword and hit him over and over iwth the front of oyur weapon
in the face
neck
or torso
step 3, profit
night holly
halfsword right or left?
night holly
and if jit subject 2 in carnage decides to gang up on u?
lucid perch
wild citrus
then your mistake was playing carnage
lucid perch
and if jit subject 2 in carnage decides to gang up on u?
skill issue
wild citrus
and not trying to get 1v1s
lucid perch
dont get ganged up on in carnage
wild citrus
or backshots
night holly
then your mistake was playing carnage
i hate spoilence
im on lvl 3 rn
should i stick to the axe
wild citrus
no
if you're going to swing around something might as well make it a longsword, it's far more reliable
fading dirge
dont get ganged up on in carnage
how do you even end up ganged up on
its easy as hell to make them fight eachother
night holly
if you're going to swing around something might as well make it a longsword, it'...
i like axe cos it chops off limbs so easily
wild citrus
and if it doesn't? (it often doesn't)
night holly
and if it doesn't? (it often doesn't)
does critical damage anyway
lucid perch
how to be a good shield player:
wild citrus
I like the axe too but a lot of the time it just does minor blunt damage
lucid perch
step 1: press X to swap shield to dominant hand
wild citrus
how to be a good shield player:
sword and shield is a combo I've tried to learn, but it's...inadequate?
lucid perch
step 2; profit
lucid perch
what if they have a shield too
check this out
step 1
immediately swap shield to dominant
small wing
willie is PISSED bro
lucid perch
step 2, hit them where they're not blocking lmao
step 3; profit
@wild citrus i hope this was helpful
lucid perch
Yo anybody knows why my pc lags when i play with more npc
turn the gore lower and lower ur graphics if need be
lunar quartz
turn the gore lower and lower ur graphics if need be
Aight bro ty
small glen
if you're going to swing around something might as well make it a longsword, it'...
The axe is far better than the high tier longswords on its tier
autumn shale
Does anyone know how to read the crash report so I can figure out why my game won't even boot to the menu?
small glen
you talk too much
H o w
night holly
this is the proudest day of my life
night holly
im oficially a peasant
small glen
Repost
lucid perch
im oficially a peasant
noble ragamufin
grave pier
night holly
can i beat halfsword with a cleaver
small glen
Know the name of that one gun mod for halfsword
Still WIP
jaunty furnace
Oh mb
night holly
what to do once i get cut in half by long axe
jaunty furnace
Oh wait wouldn't that mess up the game?
jaunty furnace
When ea drops so will the mod
Or is ea gonna be a different build as altogether idk
tame thicket
Or is ea gonna be a different build as altogether idk
it is, that's why they haven't updated the demo at all, completely different build, according to mcwonderbeast it has been out of production for almost an year
fading dirge
sauce https://steamcommunity.com/app/2397300/discussions/0/689743223076288862/#c...
i love the internet
tame thicket
yeah the steam forums often provides some gems
bold tangle
night holly
when u try to swing and get ur arm chopped off
dense drum
tender holly
wym what lvl?
tame thicket
what lvl is that
That's the baron, you gotta unlock him
night holly
That's the baron, you gotta unlock him
how?
night holly
bruh
tame thicket
thats what he meant
though there's some mod involved there right? what's with the extra fence?
tender holly
though there's some mod involved there right? what's with the extra fence?
nope
idk
; p
tame thicket
am I insane and never noticed it?
bold tangle
am I insane and never noticed it?
looks like it
tame thicket
i havent even gotten past lvl 3 ye
eh, you'll manage it eventually, just keep at it, commoner boss is the most dificult by far
tame thicket
looks like it
gotta check it now!
night holly
eh, you'll manage it eventually, just keep at it, commoner boss is the most difi...
idk hes kinda ez for me
tender holly
he is ez
night holly
just need to hit him once well with the axe
tender holly
just axe his ahh up
night holly
the hardest is the 1st boss
tame thicket
idk hes kinda ez for me
commoner is the third one
bold tangle
only hard boss = commoner boss
bold tangle
just grab knife in midle and stab him
no
night holly
just grab knife in midle and stab him
theres not always a knife
night holly
commoner is the third one
ik
tender holly
i mean
bold tangle
theres not always a knife
yes there is
night holly
i beat him 1 time
tender holly
i know there isn't always there
bold tangle
its the only confirmed item
tame thicket
theres not always a knife
there is, it spawns in the middle, everytime
night holly
its the only confirmed item
no way
tender holly
in older version it didnt
but now
ye
it does
in my opinon the hardest boss is the one that is fully armored but only his 4head is sticking out
its just hard to hit that spot
tame thicket
looks like it
yep, I'm insane
bold tangle
in my opinon the hardest boss is the one that is fully armored but only his 4hea...
thats so ez
u just get the spiky stick and headtap him
night holly
but, how can you find him easy if you never managed to get past him? 😛
I cant get past the point system
tender holly
don't use that weapon
night holly
but i beat him once
tender holly
devil created it
bold tangle
this game is so ez once u figure out every boss and npc is extremely weak to headshots
night holly
and then died on the first lvl 4 mission
tender holly
this game is so ez once u figure out every boss and npc is extremely weak to hea...
welp ye
it is ez
bold tangle
blunt force is the best method
tender holly
but on chalange i hate when I have no armor and spears comming my way
bold tangle
but on chalange i hate when I have no armor and spears comming my way
i only beat it with the sliders tweaked
i got to baron but then he pierced me in the head
tame thicket
i only beat it with the sliders tweaked
psshh
night holly
FUCK
tender holly
tame thicket
jk, who cares, it's a single player game
tame thicket
well, that's a hard maybe
bold tangle
if they r adding pvp they gotta remove the kicking
tame thicket
there'll be ways to play the local splitscreen online anyway, official support for that or no
bold tangle
the typa shit u can do with kicks
tame thicket
if they r adding pvp they gotta remove the kicking
fr, I can already see every match being just idiots trying to spinkick
tender holly
the typa shit u can do with kicks
mhm
tender holly
shi
small wing
Death by stones, used slow mo
1984
tame thicket
gotta love it
devs: create the most amazing medieval combat simulator ever, with many period correct armors and weaponry
players: deeerrrp sPin KicK
small wing
gotta love it
devs: *create the most amazing medieval combat simulator ever, wi...
the most amazing medieval combat simulator ever
thats one arm btw
oh hey
wait mije is there
tame thicket
I mean, chokes are alright, would be cool if you could actually do that
small wing
i thought he was doing some looney toons ass shit around my neck
tender holly
the most amazing medieval combat simulator ever
small glen
gotta love it
devs: *create the most amazing medieval combat simulator ever, wi...
repost, you can do more than spin kicking
small wing
oh god
small wing
repost, you can do more than spin kicking
wtf are u wearing
small glen
wtf are u wearing
hello kitty drip
night holly
nvm
night holly
my heas got chopped
bold tangle
ts to sweaty
tame thicket
repost, you can do more than spin kicking
it just looks so stupid
small wing
why only pink leggings
tender holly
holly combo
tame thicket
holly combo
Almost got a dude with the poleaxe toss
small glen
it just looks so stupid
but its more fun than just doing this
tame thicket
but its more fun than just doing this
Eh, that is a matter of personal preference I'm sure
small glen
Eh, that is a matter of personal preference I'm sure
eh
quick thistle
Armor progress until fatal crash 😭🙏
small glen
mediocre one
small glen
Marshmallow fit
its hello kitty!
weak osprey
also nice fit
quick thistle
mediocre one
Y'all do such cool stuff while i js sit and wait for Willie to mess up 😭
small glen
median surge
guys how do you make custom maps in this game?
ive seen people do it so i would wanna know if anyone can do it
small glen
grave pier
small wing
but its more fun than just doing this
this song so bad
upbeat oasis
half sword
weak ermine
do you guys play on controller or with keyboard+mouse
upbeat oasis
do you guys play on controller or with keyboard+mouse
keyboard and mouse
i never did contgroller before
restive barn
restive barn
forgot to give him a bevor 💔
why do i always demolish the FUCK out of their brains when the dark cloud arrives
pure widget
when is the game coming out
mental cargo
is this map on nexus mods?
harsh raft
Y'all do such cool stuff while i js sit and wait for Willie to mess up 😭
spinning attacks are easy
as well as close combat slashing
harsh raft
yo nice mods u make
harsh raft
as well as close combat slashing
just take your time and be a goofball
you'll learn it maybe
harsh raft
when is the game coming out
before march
restive barn
is this map on nexus mods?
no
regal iron
forgot to give him a bevor 💔
Where tf do you get this map
twilit escarp
I fucking love this combo, the AI can never respond to it, feint a thrust high, slash low, catch them in the head on the backswing
uploaded the lower FPS one by mistake
buoyant ravine
sturdy jolt
You can’t publish mods that add assets outside of the game, the devs don’t like it
regal iron
I fucking love this combo, the AI can never respond to it, feint a thrust high, ...
I just get the faction with faster dodging in the gauntlet then spin behind them and kill them
sturdy jolt
If you want map mods you have to do it yourself
regal iron
You can’t publish mods that add assets outside of the game, the devs don’t like ...
Wont weapon mods count as assets too tho?
buoyant ravine
You can’t publish mods that add assets outside of the game, the devs don’t like ...
jealous devs thats dumb. they mad that someone is making the game better by adding fun stuff
sturdy jolt
Weapon mods exclusively use in-game assets
snow gulch
it might have to do with leading to controversy yeah
woven onyx
Which would lead to the game getting flak by bigger companies and shit
It's unfortunate but it's what Arma Reforger and other games that have a big modding demand have to contend with. Lots of shit has to be built from the ground up
Entire studios are formed around making modding assets for games like arma reforger versus you know, re-using content from other games like models and maps n shit
regal iron
what about the gun mod
There's a gun mod??
buoyant ravine
There's a gun mod??
yeh but its in testing
regal iron
yeh but its in testing
Do u have a video of what it looks like
buoyant ravine
Do u have a video of what it looks like
hell no im not a tester
soft osprey
Well if it uses outside assets then no it won’t be allowed lol
buoyant ravine
Well if it uses outside assets then no it won’t be allowed lol
thats dumb
these devs gotta atleast allow the fun mods
soft osprey
It’s the same thing as the rest, no outside assets
buoyant ravine
i need a gun in halfsword
quick thistle
How can I get this map?
soft osprey
Mod support comes after release
buoyant ravine
and im not willing to learn how to make the mods myself i dont know shit about unreal engine
soft osprey
How can I get this map?
You cannot. If you know how to make your own you can make your own but theyre not allowed to be distributed
soft osprey
and im not willing to learn how to make the mods myself i dont know shit about u...
lol I feel that
quick thistle
You cannot. If you know how to make your own you can make your own but theyre no...
Alr?
floral pewter
buoyant ravine
You cannot. If you know how to make your own you can make your own but theyre no...
like on nexus mods or just flat out no sharing
soft osprey
like on nexus mods or just flat out no sharing
I mean nobody can stop you from going behind closed doors
buoyant ravine
I mean nobody can stop you from going behind closed doors
soft osprey
But not on nexus or publicly here
buoyant ravine
are you saying a modder can share it with people but not post the link in public here
soft osprey
Im saying theyre not allowed to but how tf would we literally ever know if it’s not posted publicly
floral pewter
are you saying a modder can share it with people but not post the link in public...
not allowed to, but realistically cant be stopped from sharing privately
meager torrent
Eventually, Willy will show up to defend his home
sturdy jolt
buoyant ravine
Eventually, Willy will show up to defend his home
meager torrent
Eventually, modders will show up to deal out their mods
fading dirge
wait so whats the reason mods cant use outside assets
sleek gull
desert dove
What should I do if the game doesn't let me in when I choose cruelty?
sleek gull
desert dove
What should I do if the game doesn't let me in when I choose cruelty?
nocturne iris
restart maybe ?
desert dove
restart maybe ?
the game doesn't start for 2-3 months
nocturne iris
oh no :/
grave pier
sir how do you make stuff like that?
Universal unreal engine 5 unlocker
median surge
does it cost money?
grave pier
yes
median surge
oh then ill just wait for the official half sword maps
white trail
wobba
hasty bloom
why do i always demolish the FUCK out of their brains when the dark cloud arrive...
symbolism
hasty bloom
but its more fun than just doing this
The Bug Shaker pfp change 😳
is this an omen??? release today????
night holly
To those of u who have beat the final challenge how long did it take from the first day you actually really started playing till you beat it
desert dove
What should I do if the game doesn't let me in when I choose cruelty?
desert dove
To those of u who have beat the final challenge how long did it take from the fi...
A week, maybe 2
wild citrus
For some reason I like using a one-handed sword and nothing else, like a rapier/sabre style
But like, what can I do with that that I can’t with a longsword
naive granite
what no update does to a man
naive granite
oh then ill just wait for the official half sword maps
you just have to keep waiting
quick thistle
Never pulled the secondary so fast 😭 close call
snow gulch
Never pulled the secondary so fast 😭 close call
dude hit him with the quickdraw
solemn holly
@west canyon stop falling for the lamest discord scams!!!!!!!!!
mr beast is NOT going to give you cash
shrewd timber
mr beast is NOT going to give you cash
haha lol fr and i dont think mrbeast has one piece as his pfp
summer cloud
Hello this is microsoft tech support
shrewd timber
Hello this is microsoft tech support
my pc has 10 million viruses
humble hazel
𝒞𝓇𝓊𝓈𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑒 𝓊𝓅𝒹𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃?
upper wyvern
What should I do if the game doesn't let me in when I choose cruelty?
maybe delete the files in your game folder then check file integrity
that should reinstall all the files, try it maybe it will work
if it got something to do with this ig thats the only option
shrewd timber
u know what would be a cool addon if u could stomp on the willies heads when they are down and there heads just shatteres
upper wyvern
u know what would be a cool addon if u could stomp on the willies heads when the...
it might be possible with updated gore when ea releases
shrewd timber
holy my pfp is beatifull blind willy
shrewd timber
it might be possible with updated gore when ea releases
hopefully that would make me so much happier when getting gang banged by 3 naked willies in carnage... PAUSE
shrewd timber
https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-144780078321...
hey we all have some type of fetish towards half sword willies... PAUSE
oh no ive said enough
lyric junco
hey we all have some type of fetish towards half sword willies... PAUSE
But that is true
shrewd timber
see
like me personally i like when the willies scream in agony while i cut his legs off and arms off and swing him arounf
i think i might be insane
lyric junco
Dexter from dexter should see my blood covered arena lol
shrewd timber
i once dragged around a bleeding willie to make a willie shape in blood on the map
upper wyvern
dexter from dexter sounds so funny lol
shrewd timber
dexter willie skin leak ?????
lyric junco
sterile yacht
When half sword and fortnite collabing
shrewd timber
oh my god
upper wyvern
thats literally a pool of blood bro💀💀💀
shrewd timber
when half sword and paint the town red. collabing
pls say u know the game paint the town red
lyric junco
dexter from dexter sounds so funny lol
It does, more series should name their series after their protags
upper wyvern
yeah
shell bronze
upper wyvern
It does, more series should name their series after their protags
dr house from dr house
shell bronze
sterile yacht
When half sword and ballatro collabing
shell bronze
sleek gull
lyric junco
dr house from dr house
What is he going to do, insult an amputated willie?
shrewd timber
in my opinion if breaking bad was called walter white i would of watched it more
upper wyvern
What is he going to do, insult an amputated willie?
Probably
lyric junco
pls say u know the game paint the town red
Obviously, that was my inspiration
shrewd timber
Obviously, that was my inspiration
yayy
shell bronze
shrewd timber
half sword vr in 2027 ?????
upper wyvern
ill buy vr just for that
shrewd timber
it would probs be like the 2nd most popular game on vr tbh
shell bronze
shrewd timber
ill buy vr just for that
i bought a vr just for the gore fighting games
upper wyvern
it would probs be like the 2nd most popular game on vr tbh
whats the current most popular vr game rn
upper wyvern
i bought a vr just for the gore fighting games
fair enough
blade and sorcery is gore?
or whatever
the name was
shrewd timber
whats the current most popular vr game rn
theres a couple. u have beat saber, ghost of tabor and blade and sorcery
shrewd timber
blade and sorcery is gore?
idk tbh i think it is
ive seen people cut off their heads and play rugby with them
if fbi saw these messages they would be thinking of something else xd
lyric junco
theres a couple. u have beat saber, ghost of tabor and blade and sorcery
And gorn or whatever
grave pier
shrewd timber
And gorn or whatever
gorn is good but i dont like the character design tbh
it look cartoonish
shrewd timber
where the hell are u at xd
shrewd timber
nope is it good???
shrewd timber
i just saw a clip of blood trail of some guy punching the shit out of a npc
lyric junco
Waiting currently fir it to release on pc
shrewd timber
i got a meta quest 2 for christmas but it was abso dogshit so we went to buy a meta quest 3s and i can say the graphics and cleanness of it is 10x better
slim fiber
I got to man at arms rank (:
lyric junco
Idk, the vr is waaay too expensive for me
upper wyvern
cause you live in poland
lyric junco
Duh
shrewd timber
Idk, the vr is waaay too expensive for me
that is true £400 for a meta quest 3 but. if your looking for a cheap one i would recommend a 2nd hand meta quest 3s u can get them for like £180 and its really good
oh your polish ah i dont know how expensive they are there
lyric junco
cause you live in poland
What is your description even about
shrewd timber
i only know swear words in polish 🙁
lyric junco
that is true £400 for a meta quest 3 but. if your looking for a cheap one i woul...
Like 2/3 of a monthly salary lol
upper wyvern
temporary satisfaction is not worth it when it comes to progress
shrewd timber
Like 2/3 of a monthly salary lol
dayum
upper wyvern
work hard and you can make everything real ig
lyric junco
Did you quit some drugs or what
upper wyvern
nah
lyric junco
Lol
shrewd timber
i went to my polish friends house and he had a parrot that said kurva and idk what it means lol
upper wyvern
XD
lyric junco
i went to my polish friends house and he had a parrot that said kurva and idk wh...
That's funny
shrewd timber
That's funny
what does it mean??
upper wyvern
fck
lyric junco
what does it mean??
"bitch"
shrewd timber
...
shrewd timber
i think i have to ask my friend why his parrot is saying that lol
upper wyvern
everything basically
lyric junco
Lowlives use it for everything yes
upper wyvern
i think i have to ask my friend why his parrot is saying that lol
hes probably adding that word to everything hes saying
shrewd timber
haha lol
i just thought of a genuis game idea. hald sword x escape from tarkov but instead of guns its half sword weapons
lyric junco
i just thought of a genuis game idea. hald sword x escape from tarkov but instea...
That reminded me of a teardown mod called mors longa, which was a mix of escape from tarkov and the long drive
shrewd timber
That reminded me of a teardown mod called mors longa, which was a mix of escape ...
oooh
sounds fun
lyric junco
Imagine that but with half sword weapons instead and with having horses carry carts instead of cars
shrewd timber
that would be hella fun u know
shrewd timber
might need to get it
in my opinion the voice actor for the willies did a hella good job
well time to play half sword again
lyric junco
in my opinion the voice actor for the willies did a hella good job
Especially if i can't tell half of the words
I think the va got the wrong title for the game
Half Word
shrewd timber
Especially if i can't tell half of the words
ik he speaking gibberish
exactly
i just found a pretty funny glitch if u dig a weapon into the willies then put it onto your belt they get launched
meager torrent
If you shoot arrows at the baron's home, he will send you a letter. if you stay at his house, eventually, the baron will show up to defend his home
lyric junco
Like it goes "sway me kindness for the forbearence" what does that even mean