There's levels to this shit 🗣️
#halfsword-chat-⚔
sand sail
sand sail
I try to parry when I can, other then that, I just switch between finesse and severe
shell bronze
iaido 1st drill
shell bronze
kote-giri/wrist strike, then kesagiri to the shoulder
shell bronze
it's elite ball knowledge
shell bronze
it's also not hema so i'm pretty much the only one who utilizes that terminology/philosophy
shell bronze
I am not an elite baller in this department
play more and you'll become goated
sand sail
play more and you'll become goated
100 hours only
Amateur
I JUST recently learned basic stancing
shell bronze
8
sand sail
Parrying is NOT good rn
Scabbard shit is a new idea though. . .
Multiplayer is going to be GREAT with you
restive barn
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1452971593734164491/2...
yo whats w the lighting
sand sail
cancer throwing/spin/super long polearm meta
Nah, I'd BLOCK 🗣️
You either adapt to the Sword Gods or you give up
Then THEY adapt
Then WE adapt back
shell bronze
yo whats w the lighting
i'm jolly
restive barn
o
shell bronze
time to revisit the old playtest
restive barn
time to revisit the old playtest
i lost the exe file for the old playtest
shell bronze
i will tell you guys exactly how it plays and how different it is from demo
buoyant ravine
I love this weapon
shell bronze
holy SHIT the ai is way more difficult and aggressive in playtest
they strike faster, have more force
restive barn
holy SHIT the ai is way more difficult and aggressive in playtest
play beggar
and then spin koick
trust
heavy radish
people still online on christmas
sand sail
holy SHIT the ai is way more difficult and aggressive in playtest
Ok you're timing something, and then adding a slight amount of force back
heavy radish
merry christmas guys
shell bronze
this christmas eve tf
heavy radish
im waiting for presents now
heavy radish
this christmas eve tf
i dont remember the term in english
sand sail
I feel like fist damage shouldn't get nerfed in other tiers
buoyant ravine
if i have a hand i can still fight
sand sail
if i have a hand i can still fight
Yeah ngl I feel like when I get my hand cut off I just DO BETTER
Just crashing out
restive barn
if i have a hand i can still fight
half sword (spicy ramen edition)
(chili flavored)
restive barn
holy SHIT the ai is way more difficult and aggressive in playtest
yo can i have a build of playtest
buoyant ravine
that punch to the throat was brutal
sand sail
that punch to the throat was brutal
I feel like
This is just Half Sword on Crack
Like, Willy is on Crack
Why his vision is so messed up
shell bronze
dude this AI is genuinely so fucking vicious
they were on some different level of timing in the playtest
shell bronze
neon laurel
that punch to the throat was brutal
chicago resident experience
ancient prism
chicago resident experience
As a former Chicago resident I can confirm
shell bronze
aggression unfortunately does not translate to self preservation nor intelligence
yo i love the playtest ai wtf
potent coral
hello guys, how you are doing?
potent coral
im fine thank youuu
shell bronze
buoyant ravine
dont know which kill was the coolest they were all cool and brutal
im good at this
fading dirge
dont know which kill was the coolest they were all cool and brutal
nerf the candleholder fr...
lucid perch
holy modded half sword, how many mods?
neon laurel
commoner boss is the bane of me holy
grave pier
holy modded half sword, how many mods?
1
balmy rover
shell bronze
commoner boss is the bane of me holy
pitchfork
i am genuinely in love with the playtest ai
fading dirge
commoner boss is the bane of me holy
well, you either get fatally wounded the second youre in his range, or win
lucid perch
neon laurel
well, you either get fatally wounded the second youre in his range, or win
yeah ive only gotten the former so far
or me deciding to take a sudden nap and then getting eviscerated like the thane of cawdor
potent pollen
yo i just installed the game and everytime i die my progress resets . can i turn this off?
fading dirge
good question
buoyant ravine
your not fooling anyone that is Kingdom Come Deliverance 2!
neon laurel
yo i just installed the game and everytime i die my progress resets . can i turn...
unfortunately not atm afaik
once you get to the 2nd rank you get put in the abyss
and get a second life
u gotta kill a few fellas and then u get put back onto the start of the current rank
slow sparrow
What the fuck did my friend send me
fading dirge
u gotta kill a few fellas and then u get put back onto the start of the current ...
unless the candleholder guy of doom and despair comes and slightly hits your head
neon laurel
unless the candleholder guy of doom and despair comes and slightly hits your hea...
the solution is finding your own candleholder
and bashing his skull in
fading dirge
but the abyss doesnt save does it
neon laurel
nope
lucid perch
What the fuck did my friend send me
why tf did u cut it off when it was getting godly
fading dirge
why tf did u cut it off when it was getting godly
probably end of the video
neon laurel
what half sword truly needs to be is a hero first person shooter with a payload and capture the point gamemodes
embody the TRUE spirit of halfsword
fading dirge
yes...
also
horse armor
that you buy with dollars
and dont even add horses to the game
burnt summit
Hey Guys, can i Play this Game with a Meta Quest 2 S?
steady shard
what half sword truly needs to be is a hero first person shooter with a payload ...
😂😂😂😂
wicked spindle
stupid question, but does the body randomizer in the beginning of gauntlet mode even carry over to the next tiers?
sturdy jolt
wicked spindle
Gah dayum
lucid perch
how long did this run last?
dawn holly
stupid question, but does the body randomizer in the beginning of gauntlet mode ...
Yeah. You get stuck as the height you choose as beggar.
wicked spindle
good to know
wicked spindle
Not like i have little playtime, just like, i sometimes feel like it didn’t make a difference, must’ve been my imagination
dawn holly
Oh no of course
lucid perch
falling
dreaming
talking
in your sleep
lucid perch
https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-3664374138885563044
ragamaffun!!!
sturdy jolt
Not like i have little playtime, just like, i sometimes feel like it didn’t make...
It does make a difference, and it does carry to other tiers. It's just that, even in real life, your body doesn't make much of a difference when wielding melee weapons
dawn holly
It does make a difference, and it does carry to other tiers. It's just that, eve...
I mean, being taller can have its perks in game.
dawn holly
Yuh
wicked spindle
No i actually meant height, but tahnk you for the insight, i just felt like i was still short sometimes
sturdy jolt
Yeah, height makes a huge difference
dawn holly
Isn’t it fibbertibiget or something
sturdy jolt
Compare your strength to the boss's strength. The commoner boss wields the greatsword like a tier 1 sword
lucid perch
Isn’t it fibbertibiget or something
fibertimbuktuginete
sturdy jolt
Isn’t it fibbertibiget or something
Flibbertigibet
wicked spindle
FIBERGENNIT
HARLOT 🗣️ 🔥
dawn holly
Flibbertigibet
That’s the one
dawn holly
What’s that one voice line that sounds like a racial slur
wicked spindle
Compare your strength to the boss's strength. The commoner boss wields the great...
Commoner boss is a different fucking breed dude
dawn holly
I can’t tell what it is
vital perch
I can’t tell what it is
explain
lucid perch
What’s that one voice line that sounds like a racial slur
i dont fucking know, when i heard it the first time i had to take a 1 minute break cuz i thought willy said a gamer word
dawn holly
I think it’s like higger or something
dawn holly
I don’t think so
lucid perch
I think it’s like higger or something
its Eggard
dawn holly
Oooh
sturdy jolt
The only downside of the greatsword is that it's hard to wield, that's kinda the only boss that really uses its strength advantage
lucid perch
what does that even mean
wicked spindle
The only downside of the greatsword is that it's hard to wield, that's kinda the...
Yeaa
dawn holly
It’s an insult apparently
dawn holly
I’ve just read that it’s allegedly an old German insult
wicked spindle
As a german, i can sorta kinda confirm
dawn holly
OAF
dawn holly
As a german, i can sorta kinda confirm
Thank you German
lucid perch
imagine being called a cuckold in 1450, i'd cry
dawn holly
RAGAMUFFIN 🔥
BUFFON!
lucid perch
wicked spindle
Thank you German
It’s like calling someone a Jimmy, essentially, old school equivalent of calling someone an Npc
dawn holly
It’s like calling someone a Jimmy, essentially, old school equivalent of calling...
Skip
royal arch
Trailer tonight guys!!! 😍✨✨🥳
wicked spindle
Me n the boys with all the other scallywags
lucid perch
Trailer tonight guys!!! 😍✨✨🥳
FYM TRAILER TONIGHT
FYM TRAILER TONIGHT
FOR WHAT
FOR WHAT
wicked spindle
WAIT HUH
dawn holly
Is Zuma a verified awesome sauce
royal arch
John Halfsword told me
dawn holly
John Halfsword told me
lucid perch
what do you mean trailer tonight
royal arch
No, but wouldn’t a Christmas present make sense? 👀
dawn holly
No, but wouldn’t a Christmas present make sense? 👀
Elaborate king
lucid perch
zuma you cnat just drop some crazy fucking ball knowledge and then not elaborate
elaborate
sturdy jolt
No trailer tonight
lucid perch
is this true?
royal arch
No trailer tonight
Don’t trust him, his name is piss-coloured
dawn holly
Shtinky
sturdy jolt
That's true, I am not to be trusted
lucid perch
@sturdy jolt sorry my mother told me not to talk to people covered in pee
dawn holly
That’s racism
lucid perch
That’s racism
i dont take backtalk from a pee boy
wicked spindle
never trust The pee man..🥀
lucid perch
@dawn holly should i finish the legacy of the forge dlc or start mysteria ecclesiae for kcd2
wicked spindle
That’s racism
pissism actually
lucid perch
dawn holly
<@853795350309896192> should i finish the legacy of the forge dlc or start myst...
I want to get kcd2
sturdy jolt
We need more pee representation in the media
dawn holly
We need more pee representation in the media
Down with the Psar
wicked spindle
BOOO, WILLIES AGAINST PEE
lucid perch
pissism actually
pissism > pism > tism > flesh prism > flesh prison > sisyphus > ultrakill > king sisyphus > sisyphus prime > DESTROY! > YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!
vital perch
pissism > pism > tism > flesh prism > flesh prison > sisyphus > ultrakill > king...
mindflayer my beloved
wicked spindle
pissism > pism > tism > flesh prism > flesh prison > sisyphus > ultrakill > king...
me when THIS WILL HURT
lucid perch
🐝 GONE
sturdy jolt
You're all just jealous because you aren't covered in piss like me
lucid perch
You're all just jealous because you aren't covered in piss like me
https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-sisyphus-sisyphus-prime-monologue-shlorper-gif-10364243797843068496
dawn holly
Go back to piss land pissboy
lucid perch
https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-sisyphus-sisyphus-prime-monologue-shlorper-gif-10878873525656341574
wicked spindle
You're all just jealous because you aren't covered in piss like me
I used to be covered in piss like you all the time, but i went to rehab, i ain’t about that life anymore
lucid perch
https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-sisyphus-sisyphus-prime-monologue-shlorper-gif-13037265407648704348
wicked spindle
bro is this gonna be the whole monologue😭
sturdy jolt
I knew the people would turn against me, but like my uncle said, with great piss comes great responsibility
lucid perch
dawn holly
I knew the people would turn against me, but like my uncle said, with great piss...
Why don’t you go mingle with you shit friends
lucid perch
lucid perch
atomic finch
hello everyone
lucid perch
atomic finch
that's crazy
wicked spindle
bro am i weird for playing half sword on controller-
dawn holly
Yes
lucid perch
atomic finch
release for vr when
wicked spindle
Awh shucks..
sturdy jolt
I play half sword on controller
wicked spindle
sisyphus gang or minos gang
sissyphussy, or Menis
dawn holly
My laptop did an overheated safety shutdown, and I need it plugged in to turn it back on, but it broke my charger when it happened, so no half sword
lucid perch
My laptop did an overheated safety shutdown, and I need it plugged in to turn it...
based jamako
wicked spindle
im really curious what p-3 will be
Midas prime, trust
lucid perch
Midas prime, trust
midas will be interesting
wicked spindle
i honestly think it’s likely tho
And then everybody will have another reason to think my name is a god damn reference 🥀
lucid perch
but the final 3 layers are violence fraud and treachery, sisyphus was a punished king for defying death and the gods, minos was the judge of hell if you gazed at him you were forced to tell the truth
slate granite
HELP
lucid perch
in layer 6 we go into the city of dis, guarded by fallen angels and personalization of furies
interestingly enough
slate granite
i somehow still won
wicked spindle
Oh damn i leveled up, me when
dawn holly
Average Christmas Eve
wicked spindle
What did adam say to eve on the 24th..
dawn holly
It’s christmassing time
wicked spindle
it’s christmas, eve! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA (I like sweaty men.)
dawn holly
And they christmased all over the place
wicked spindle
Anyway
lucid perch
I’M P RANKING IT
in the eighth layer of dante's inferno, fraud, the upcoming layer, i'd love to see the geryon, which could be the boss of 8-4, the guardian of the fraud layer
its a flying winged beast with a lion and a human head
wicked spindle
in the eighth layer of dante's inferno, fraud, the upcoming layer, i'd love to s...
Funnily enough i was thinking the same thing a while back
When i was still on my ultrakill hyperfixation
wicked spindle
I definitely Deny Lilith prime or lucifer prime, those definitely ain’t it
lucid perch
diomedes is the king of argos, he's known for wounding greek gods and almost killing them
like cmon now
sturdy jolt
lucid perch
Ulysses is the roman name for odysseus
wicked spindle
diomedes is the king of argos, he's known for *wounding* greek gods and almost k...
sick fucking theory actually
lucid perch
sick fucking theory actually
midas
dawn holly
How do you send these videos
lucid perch
Ulysses also known as odysseus (odysseus prime) is the main character in the odyssesy, you read the odyessey right?
sturdy jolt
You're recording them at too high of a resolution
dawn holly
Aw
wicked spindle
Ulysses also known as odysseus (odysseus prime) is the main character in the ody...
of course
dawn holly
But crispy Willie
sturdy jolt
You could also pay for discord nitro
dawn holly
lucid perch
well homer writes in his epic that Odysseus is the main person who came up with the trojan horse
dawn holly
wicked spindle
well homer writes in his epic that Odysseus is the main person who came up with ...
mhm
lucid perch
the trojan horse was a fraudulent attempt at peace
wicked spindle
holy fuck.
lucid perch
he is also known for angering greek gods
lucid perch
in the roman interpretation, which is the same religion of the roman epic, dante's inferno,
odysseus is on a more negative light was a key figure in the downfall of the city of troy
often known as a cunning and deceitful figure
wicked spindle
fuck yea, Dude 2026 is gonna be so fucking good when it comes to games
lucid perch
"While Greeks admired his cunning intelligence and endurance, Romans often saw these traits as morally ambiguous or outright treacherous, particularly in the context of Troy's destruction."
IT'S ONE HTE NOSE
LIKE CMON GUYS
ITS ON THE NOSE
wicked spindle
Dude if this isn’t it, then i’m eating a broom with the hilt
lucid perch
what have you jamako
dawn holly
Knaue - A dishonest or deceitful person, often used as a general insult for someone considered untrustworthy or dishonorable
Wretch - A miserable or despicable person, often used to express contempt or pity for someone seen as pitiful or unfortunate
Coward - A person who lacks courage or bravery, often used as an insult to imply weakness or timidity.
Bufoon - A ridiculous or absurd person, often used to mock someone for their foolish or clownish behavior.
Rogue - A dishonest or unprincipled person, often used to describe someone who acts deceitfully or irresponsibly.
Dolt - A stupid or dull-witted person, often used as an insult to imply someone's lack of intelligence or understanding.
Oaf - A clumsy or foolish person, often used to criticize someone's clumsiness or lack of sophistication.
Mangy cur - Mangy dog Cur is former breed of dog.
Scoundrel - A dishonest or villainous person, often used to condemn someone for their immoral or dishonorable actions.
Cuckold - A man whose wife has been unfaithful to him.
Lewdster - A person who engages in immoral or lascivious behavior.
Varlet - A dishonest or untrustworthy person, often used to insult someone's character.
Raggamuffin - A disreputable or unkempt person, often used as an insult.
Flibber de’gibbet - A nonsensical or insulting term used to mock someone's foolishness.
hedge-born - Indicates low birth or social status, essentially calling someone a peasant.
Hellewite - An offensive term implying someone is deserving of damnation or punishment in hell.
Curses
Swive - To copulate or have sexual intercourse.
By God's bones - A blasphemous oath or curse invoking the name of God's bones, considered highly offensive in religious contexts.
Zounds - God's wounds
Gadzhooks - God’s nails/nails on the cross
Egad - Oh God
Drat - Bother or “Damn”
Blast - Damn
Darn - Damn
Blimey - God blind me!
Gosh - God
Crikey - An expression of surprise.
It’s egad
wicked spindle
bro- is a synonym for These, Along with a kind of Seed blocked in the server😭😭🥀
dawn holly
Not eggard
wicked spindle
Oohh
dawn holly
Medieval way of saying oh-god
wicked spindle
What😭😭😭
lucid perch
ts not an esports team!!!!!!
wicked spindle
Bro😭😭😭
wicked spindle
What even is this😭😭🥀🥀
wicked spindle
gah dayum
wicked spindle
lucid perch
wicked spindle
And thy punishment..
wicked spindle
HE SAID THE THING
lucid perch
WEAK!
wicked spindle
i always have to think of big shoe
lucid perch
anyways back to my kcd2 gaming
lucid perch
this is kcd2 on my nvidia 3050 LAPTOP gpu (a 5 year old card) running 60 fps
on MEDIUM
lucid perch
is kcd2 worth it btw?
40 bucks right now on steam winter sale for royal edition when its usually 70
lucid perch
then i’ll be running on high i think, cause god damn
remember to tweak ur settings in advanced
i'd love to see u play the tutorial midas
wicked spindle
40 bucks right now on steam winter sale for royal edition when its usually 70
29.99€ in my region rn
lucid perch
more photos from my peak gameplay
lucid perch
29.99€ in my region rn
then get royal edition it's worth it
wicked spindle
is it?
lucid perch
it's so worth it
lucid perch
144 hours on record
lucid perch
i mean, christmas money is incoming
only buy it if u can
sturdy jolt
lucid perch
holy peak
wicked spindle
oh i can, i already have like 26 ish, i’m just contemplating on what to spend it on y’know?
i’m not exactly well, too old so i don’t have much else to spend on except myself and stuff for others
sturdy jolt
lucid perch
only buy it if u can do so comfortably
wicked spindle
Valid
wicked spindle
gorgeous
sturdy jolt
grave pier
sturdy jolt
wicked spindle
u using that one selector mod btw?
sturdy jolt
I am
wicked spindle
holy smokes
sturdy jolt
You don't need to install the selector, it sorta injects the outfit into your game
wicked spindle
..huh-
sturdy jolt
You just download it, run it, double click your loadout, then it will be the next character you load
wicked spindle
Oh!
sturdy jolt
Saving and downloading loadouts might be a little more complicated, but it's still really simple
wicked spindle
If you need help saving a loadout or downloading a modded loadout you can ask me
thanks man! much appreciated!
sturdy jolt
rough lake
hello everyone does anyone know when is the update coming?
sturdy jolt
I really thought I was about to aura farm
sturdy jolt
hello everyone does anyone know when is the update coming?
Q1 2026
Most likely January, but could be until march
rough lake
I really thought I was about to aura farm
he could not let that slide like that
rough lake
Most likely January, but could be until march
okay ty
sturdy jolt
wicked spindle
Most likely January, but could be until march
fuck yes
sturdy jolt
Glad to see someone happy about it. It was initially supposed to release this month
wicked spindle
Honestly, i’m completely okay if i wait until like, next september, as long as the dev team isn’t too stressed, and The early access releases the way they want it to
sturdy jolt
I agree but the wait for early access is painful, especially since we all thought it was weeks away
wicked spindle
so really, i’m glad they delayed it, sure, i like playing shit as early as possible, but at the same time, It’s all the devs’ decision, if they wish to keep Developing it a little, they should
wicked spindle
I agree but the wait for early access is painful, especially since we all though...
yeppp
rough lake
ngl i can wait for the update just cuz i was playing from the demo where there was only abyss
sonic goblet
woah halfsword discord
fierce wedge
okay so tell me how i did this with a kitchen knife
sonic goblet
okay so tell me how i did this with a kitchen knife
wth
sturdy jolt
Yeah, they have a lot of work to do optimization wise. If they had released it, there would be lots of complaints about terrible performance and a lot of people would be watching us with our beefy computers missing out
wicked spindle
Yeah, they have a lot of work to do optimization wise. If they had released it, ...
ohh, yea that makes sense
rough lake
did u ever slice a guy in 2 parts?
wicked spindle
having to wait for something while others are already able to play it is a pain
rough lake
middle?
wicked spindle
yep
sturdy jolt
It's pretty easy to
wicked spindle
Easy with greatsword or glaive
sturdy jolt
I often try to avoid slicing them in half because it's too easy
wicked spindle
yep
Feels undeserved sometimes
legs are so fricking easy to cut if you try/aren’t careful
sturdy jolt
I like using weaker slices because it forces me to be precise and use multiple cuts
wicked spindle
Technique is fun
Especially using real stances
cause honestly, most are possible with the game’s system, which is amazing
sturdy jolt
sturdy jolt
I'm constantly surprised just how well real-life translates into this game
wicked spindle
I'm constantly surprised just how well real-life translates into this game
as a medieval and historical nerd, yes, it’s gorgeous
sturdy jolt
If you kick, your front foot will propel you forward and your back foot will kick.
I use kicking as a lunge more than I use it as a kick
wicked spindle
If you kick, your front foot will propel you forward and your back foot will kic...
gotta test ts
sturdy jolt
Once you discover how powerful kicking is you never go back
sturdy jolt
oh i cant send ss
Gotta be level 2
wicked spindle
yea
rough lake
oh okay
sturdy jolt
I used to think footwork wasn't a thing in this game but it works surprisingly well
It doesn't seem like it but having well structured footwork gives a lot more power and stability to your weapons
It also makes your gameplay look cooler which is the most important thing
wicked spindle
If you kick, your front foot will propel you forward and your back foot will kic...
can you elaborate on this a lil more? when i try he just kicks like a fool despite movement
sturdy jolt
Try to have a solid stance, then kick. Your front foot will push against the ground, accelerating your forward movement
Press space, then W
wicked spindle
oh okay- No shift?
sturdy jolt
Definitely shift
rough lake
It also makes your gameplay look cooler which is the most important thing
this is some good parrying
wicked spindle
Good good
sturdy jolt
Not in that video lol, it didn't even parry
If you look close he just missed and hit my sword
round stone
is this tuff
sleek gull
can you elaborate on this a lil more? when i try he just kicks like a fool despi...
I step back to get my body to lean back, then I kick and press forward.
subtle totem
does anyone know exactly when half swords development started?
sleek gull
In the 1400's
fierce wedge
daggers arent that bad i've decided
sturdy jolt
I step back to get my body to lean back, then I kick and press forward.
That actually adds some power if you don't let your front foot go back
round stone
Can't leave your chest exposed like that
fierce wedge
i am using daggers to get back into the hang of avoiding attacks
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lLUCFyBrcvkZvYReA?invite=cr-MSxCSU0sMjA0NTQ0MzU0&v=19
sleek gull
That actually adds some power if you don't let your front foot go back
Mine is more of a jump than a lunge. No matter which leg I have forward at the start, it seems to make the left leg the kicking leg lol
timid jewel
sturdy jolt
It definitely gets style points
timid jewel
how tf do i make the clips just appear
fierce wedge
how tf do i make the clips just appear
gotta be level 3 or something
sturdy jolt
It makes your left leg kick because your hand is on your left side, so it puts your right leg forward
sleek gull
It makes your left leg kick because your hand is on your left side, so it puts y...
Thats what I was thinking. That it was based on which side of center my sword is on
Have you played with a straight upward hop, rather than forward?
sturdy jolt
Nah, I don't see a point in a jump rather than a lunge, I get my style points in other ways
I like to make it look like real swordfighting
sleek gull
Nah, I don't see a point in a jump rather than a lunge, I get my style points in...
If you keep your sword low, and raise it up during your hop, you can use it as a parry.
Going straight up, you can parry and strike down vertically with a huge overhead. It is pretty brutal
round stone
Poor brother couldn't stop tweaking
sturdy jolt
Well that sounds like too many style points to pass up
round stone
I used to despise spear users, but not anymore, can't hate someone inferior
fierce wedge
jeez i didnt even stab deep and it was still lethal
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lLUN4tfbpWwya23PH?invite=cr-MSxiR3MsMjA0NTQ0MzU0&v=11
grave pier
fierce wedge
jesus christ
sturdy jolt
sleek gull
Well that sounds like too many style points to pass up
Same motions. Just be gentle on the W
sturdy jolt
I think it looks cool how I stood on the enemy for a second, I think I could do that consistently. That might look really cool if I get good at it
round stone
They need a bigger shield
timid jewel
sturdy jolt
timid jewel
this game is only really fun on carnage now xD
fierce wedge
this is how you ask for directions in london
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lLUimo0EHw3VzzqbZ?invite=cr-MSxGUnUsMjA0NTQ0MzU0&v=11
round stone
Changed of tier, one up, It's been fun
There should be a medal/award/trophy on steam for defeating an enemy with his own weapon
Kratos style
sleek gull
if they add pvp yall done for
buoyant stirrup
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lLV0dSCeQylKFaHRj?invite=cr-MSxMNFksMjUx...
used to finish 3 rounds of buhurt in a minute but i am kinda rusty
timid jewel
i could go for insta kills but i like to play with my food before i eat it, you smelling what im stepping in twin?
round stone
Hey, kicking to launch yourself forward really works
warped apex
buoyant stirrup
tbh new york apartment smells like shit with 3 fat roomies
warped apex
Any city smells like shit lol
buoyant stirrup
not germany
timid jewel
especially germany
buoyant stirrup
it smells like fukin baby wipes and flowers bro idk what ur talkin abt
sturdy jolt
warped apex
Flexing living in the middle of nowhere
sturdy jolt
Living in a city is like the worst thing you could do to yourself
buoyant stirrup
1 hand got only 4 fingys its ai
timid jewel
@buoyant stirrup thats crazy, you live closer to the scotland. who has haggis as their national dish
and that shit nasty
timid jewel
mmmm yummy animal intestines
buoyant stirrup
<@1307337512615940116> thats crazy, you live closer to the scotland. who has hag...
its over seas u dog brained twat
timid jewel
i didnt say it wasnt xD
warped apex
The sea can be pretty small
buoyant stirrup
oh shi mb
warped apex
Ish...
timid jewel
you are still closer however
buoyant stirrup
daym
round stone
Damn, the clip was 1 frame per second, idk why
sturdy jolt
warped apex
I need to cull many of the clips I've got
timid jewel
@round stone hes not gonna see his kids tomorrow twin
round stone
<@861016314201112577> hes not gonna see his kids tomorrow twin
It's ok bro I'm just gonna pop up full armored and pretend i'm him
warped apex
timid jewel
yo pinkle
sturdy jolt
Closest dodge of my life
timid jewel
i have a clip you might appreciate
warped apex
3 minute comp...
fierce wedge
I need to cull many of the clips I've got
whats the song you used in the video that you sent and then deleted?
restive barn
wtf do i do bruh im so fuckinfG&ITYU G HVBRE)+PDROIEKDFOEF bored and i am genuinely tweakingt
timid jewel
buoyant stirrup
grinkle
warped apex
@fierce wedge
fierce wedge
yeah i mean that one
buoyant stirrup
oat
fierce wedge
oat.
buoyant stirrup
or oaf
round stone
Here, I tried again, and it looks way more fluid: "You'll never guess my weak point!"
fierce wedge
so true chrome334
fierce wedge
Skatestory's OST
thanks
fierce wedge
AHHHH
restive barn
NOOO PRESPOMSNE!!!! I LOEEBVBE IOT WHE BEHN ?_Dyuiopn xzgfs cf I TYPE SOMETHING BUT GET NO REASPONDESE
!!!
fierce wedge
so true chrome334
fierce wedge
restive barn
YOU
timid jewel
tf you mean what do you do
fierce wedge
restive barn
WHAT SHOULD I DO
fierce wedge
i dunnor
restive barn
im DEsperately scrolling through tiktok for enetertainment
i GENUINELY DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
timid jewel
i got you twin
fierce wedge
i GENUINELY DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
look in the rot channel
verbal pollen
Is there a way to turn off abyss? My pc crash everytime i die
timid jewel
most entertained ive ever been
restive barn
and take a bath with it twin
fierce wedge
this is literally 1984
sturdy jolt
I hope we get more skillful enemies in early access. Right now they just swing and parry
grave pier
round stone
sturdy jolt
Sometimes they do this thing where they feint a swing and then stab, we need more stuff like that
lucid perch
@little verge any system can play HS now
lucid perch
this is literally 1984
this is literally 1984
round stone
I hope we get more skillful enemies in early access. Right now they just swing a...
I need them to spin kick
verbal pollen
I need them to spin kick
No
fierce wedge
legushatnik is a urban legend
round stone
And throw their weapon at me
restive barn
istg i just broke soething WHTA DO I DO\
timid jewel
@sturdy jolt thats crazy, i have them kick and grab. they also halfsword to block my overheads
verbal pollen
Not gonna lie everyone just puts setting to plr dmg 0 and npc dmg 100. Get some skill
subtle totem
I hope we get more skillful enemies in early access. Right now they just swing a...
fr
fierce wedge
I hope we get more skillful enemies in early access. Right now they just swing a...
give them the ability to spinkick
restive barn
IGNORED AGAIN
subtle totem
YH&YUAYY uhjkiylo;jlcaxs
^^^
restive barn
GENUINELY
fierce wedge
YH&YUAYY uhjkiylo;jlcaxs
so true chrome334
verbal pollen
wJAHT THE FUCK DO I DO
Bro what
restive barn
WHATC AN I DO
subtle totem
Well i still die. I have 5 fps
why, what are your specs??
verbal pollen
why, what are your specs??
Gtx 1060, 8gb ram
round stone
This one never fails to make me laugh
sturdy jolt
Play half sword
timid jewel
@verbal pollen yikes, shouldved upgraded when shit was cheap
verbal pollen
why, what are your specs??
I playing permadeth. If i die my game crashes
subtle totem
Gtx 1060, 8gb ram
what 1060 is it, the shit one or the 6gb one
sturdy jolt
Make another weapon pack
verbal pollen
<@983743915423305748> yikes, shouldved upgraded when shit was cheap
I live in poverty
verbal pollen
what 1060 is it, the shit one or the 6gb one
Idk
fierce wedge
i lowkey bored as shitA ND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
uhhhg try to make people angry online for no apparent reason
restive barn
uhhhg try to make people angry online for no apparent reason
thats what YOURE doing
fierce wedge
no im not
restive barn
Ouf
fierce wedge
Ouf
restive barn
Oaufa
verbal pollen
thats what YOURE doing
Ikr
subtle totem
I live in poverty
hahaha i had a 1060 when i started playing this game aswell, i got like 40-50 fps back then. i hope they optimise again
verbal pollen
Ouf
verbal pollen
hahaha i had a 1060 when i started playing this game aswell, i got like 40-50 fp...
I have 50 fps on medium
But when i die it crashes when loading abyss
subtle totem
I have 50 fps on medium
thats good
subtle totem
But when i die it crashes when loading abyss
thats bad
verbal pollen
thats good
Idk why but it runs better when on grusome gore
subtle totem
weird
verbal pollen
Ik this 1 bug cuz im a game dev and ik why it exists and how to fix it
But they didnt fix it
fierce wedge
subtle totem
Ik this 1 bug cuz im a game dev and ik why it exists and how to fix it
put it in suggestions ig, to be fair it isnt even early access yet
verbal pollen
put it in suggestions ig, to be fair it isnt even early access yet
Theee is no suggestions
No channel
fierce wedge
feedback channel
subtle totem
^
verbal pollen
put it in suggestions ig, to be fair it isnt even early access yet
Also about the pc: i can run 1v1 at like 50fps but spoilancen or anything else at 5fpd
Fps*
subtle totem
Also about the pc: i can run 1v1 at like 50fps but spoilancen or anything else a...
3 more enemies is 3x less fps
heady cradle
This one never fails to make me laugh
more
actual beggar ending
anyways this mf wont stay down
fierce wedge
anyways this mf wont stay down
have you tried hitting them
fierce wedge
no theres a bevor in the way
sturdy jolt
its purple
Could it be? The man behind the slaughter?
heady cradle
Could it be? The man behind the slaughter?
why does fnaf follow me everywhere
guys whats better the big or small bilhook head
round stone
fierce wedge
guys whats better the big or small bilhook head
i think the one with a hook is better
heady cradle
kinda what i did but with less body shots
round stone
kinda what i did but with less body shots
body shots?
round stone
I tried to grab him so he wouldnt fall and give up, but 🥀
heady cradle
I tried to grab him so he wouldnt fall and give up, but 🥀
i jsut punched in on the ground
subtle totem
body shots?
lmfao this is one of the best halfsword clips i have seen
grave pier
subtle totem
how do you get more maps
grave pier
how do you get more maps
universal unreal engine 5 unlocker
verbal pollen
I suck at this game but i think i did something impressive
subtle totem
I suck at this game but i think i did something impressive
what did you do
subtle totem
did you cut his hands off
verbal pollen
Either beta access or using the itch version
restive barn
ate this hammer head like a good boy😂
weak osprey
willie cell mutation
verbal pollen
Seriously. I been in a stalemate for like 15 minutes (me with hurt arm using a pitchfork one handed)
Vs
Boss with sickle (i disarmed his scythe somehow)
Then my arm just healed itself like a tiny bit
weak osprey
Still its willie cell mutation
heady cradle
Seriously. I been in a stalemate for like 15 minutes (me with hurt arm using a p...
commitment
this fight took me over 10 mins
small billhook for the win
this guy fell over 3 times and kept getting back up
and this guy just got cooked
owie me nuts
obsidian mica
and stab dmg buffed
stabbing does tons of damage, even if you only a lil bit in there it kills them. The hard part is actually stabbing
weak osprey
stabbing does tons of damage, even if you only a lil bit in there it kills them....
Its easy with some weapons
But for the other some yeah
weak osprey
this mode is so bs sometime
Heck sometimes a simple injury is enough to end the run 🥀🥀
proven kestrel
why is my game ccrashing so much in the gauntlet mode
fallow locust
am i the only one lagging even tho my pc is good
fading dirge
am i the only one lagging even tho my pc is good
yes
fallow locust
yes
i used to have bit over 200 fps when the game was only just the abyss thing but now if i have 2 people on me half graphics im on like 40 fps
fading dirge
damn...
small glen
and stab dmg buffed
Stabbing??? Buffed???
Brother
If anything touches you and it's a stab
It's a instant death
Or if you don't die you hit red screen and can't do anything
Even a stab to your arm is a lose
north gazelle
Heck sometimes a simple injury is enough to end the run 🥀🥀
yeah most of the time i get one tap by spears aimbot
its stupid
i dont even fight them anymore now when not armored
orchid helm
Why do when I. Rank up and I die I lose all of my ranks?
craggy cypress
im sweating bullets, ive just reached man at arms in gauntlet mode for the first time
what do i do
craggy cypress
Why do when I. Rank up and I die I lose all of my ranks?
you are in gauntlet mode
you die above beggar, you go to abyss. you die there? you go back to beggar
hence why im genuinely sweating rn
tough karma
what do i do
halberd and keep the stick to their necks so they give up
craggy cypress
halberd and keep the stick to their necks so they give up
k thanks
weak coral
If anything touches you and it's a stab
if anything even slightly tries to chop me i get dismembered
i literaly touched an axe on the ground after walking over it and my leg got choped of
craggy cypress
halberd is the one with the straight edged axe head right
small glen
halberd is the one with the straight edged axe head right
Halberd is the stick with a giant cleaver
weak coral
halberd isnt in game
small glen
Yes it is
weak coral
no
small glen
Yes, it quite literally is
weak coral
thats a bardiche isnt it
weak coral
smh
small glen
Ea is releasing more
weak coral
ea nasir???
craggy cypress
@small glen #photography📷 is this it?
soft osprey
ngl i want more wepaons!!!
There are custom weapon mods available
weak coral
im too lazy to install mods
small glen
<@760119413226733569> <#1172431577184206899> is this it?
That's a Pollaxe
soft osprey
🤷♂️
craggy cypress
That's a Pollaxe
oh whoops
craggy cypress
ohhhhh
craggy cypress
is that availible in this teir?
weak coral
just died on the ultimate chalange cuz i picked up a dagger off the ground and it stabed me in the head
🔥
craggy cypress
i mean in theory i could bring the placon up right
small glen
why halfsword against a sword
How is it dumb
small glen
what if he chops ur arm off
Won't happen because i can defend
weak coral
defend how?
small glen
Repost
small glen
defend how?
The entire middle of the shaft
weak coral
i mean still
craggy cypress
wait whats the man at arms boss, can i take him with the big cleaver on a stick?
small glen
i mean still
It's not hard to defend with a polearm in half sword
craggy cypress
yall im cooked
cleaver on a stick was not the answer
and now im dead
im gonnna go cry in the corner now
small glen
still
The m2 grip for pollaxe and spear shouldn't even be in the game
It should be sword grip
weak coral
oh
weak coral
The m2 grip for pollaxe and spear shouldn't even be in the game
also u cant use the other thing on poleaxes
theres just no way to lol
small glen
also u cant use the other thing on poleaxes
Sword grip?
weak coral
Sword grip?
uhh
so yk how poleaxe has a axe then a spear thing and then either a hook or hammer
small glen
u can only use the axe efectively
You do know that this is a Poleaxe, right?
weak coral
You do know that this is a Poleaxe, right?
ye
im not talking about sword grip bruh
im talking in game
small glen
im talking in game
It's still effective
small glen
u cant use it lol
You can use it for free damage, blunt, and parry riposte
weak coral
You can use it for free damage, blunt, and parry riposte
ehh
yeah but i cant anihilate people wit it
orchid helm
you are in gauntlet mode
I just play the demo then spoilance
small glen
yeah but i cant anihilate people wit it
You can do this and kill willie, repost
weak coral
You can do this and kill willie, repost
ok great but u hit him with the axe
small glen
And this, repost
And you think a full force swing with a tier 2 or 3 pollaxe in m2 won't be devastating?
weak coral
wtf are u talking about
im talking how u cant realy flip the wepaon to use the hammer
part
or the hook
not that u cant use the weapon like bro
small glen
That's just wrong as fuck
small glen
not that u cant use the weapon like bro
Literally one of my first times using it
weak coral
Literally one of my first times using it
are u sped
craggy cypress
I just play the demo then spoilance
Yeah do you have an option to go to free mode on the menu
small glen
are u sped
Are you stupid? You said you can't use other parts of the weapon, quite literally showed that you can
weak coral
dzięki
weak coral
Are you stupid? You said you can't use other parts of the weapon, quite literall...
no all u showed me is using the main part of the weapon
desert acorn
you know what's missing? a ragdoll keybind, I want to run straight into people and vibe check them with a shoulder
small glen
no all u showed me is using the main part of the weapon
I think your blind
weak coral
i think you are
vital perch
you know what's missing? a ragdoll keybind, I want to run straight into people a...
half sword enchancer
small glen
Look at the end of that clip
weak coral
i wasnt talking about the spike
small glen
Literally stabbed him with the bottom
weak coral
you dumbwitt
vital perch
vital perch
Literally stabbed him with the bottom
me when half sword drama
weak coral
no hes just dumb
small glen
This guy is just rage baiting istg
sharp python
where i can get the game demo? itch or epic store? wich is more updated?
vital perch
This guy is just rage baiting istg
😂 i know
vital perch
where i can get the game demo? itch or epic store? wich is more updated?
steam
weak coral
This guy is just rage baiting istg
no youre just dumb
you never showed me kiling a willie with the hammer side
on a poleaxe
vital perch
no youre just dumb
lol he absolutely destroyed you
weak coral
and a guy thats in some armor
weak coral
lol he absolutely destroyed you
what?
i said thats its realy hard to use the hammer part and he responds by posting vid of not using it
like wow
small glen
weak coral
ok?
small glen
Ahem
weak coral
no ale co ma do rzeczy
sharp python
the demo is multiplayer?
weak coral
no because youre using the main side and not the side with the hammer
let me do it in paint
cuz you neandrathral cant seem to understand
small glen
no because youre using the main side and not the side with the hammer
That's the hammer side??????
neon laurel
finally killed commoner yessir
small glen
Dude is acting like if it was an axe it would be a different story
It's the same shit
weak coral
thats you
small glen
You must be actually rage baiting
small dove
weak coral
Shaft??? Dawg that was the spike on the back
no it barely missed
and you hit him with the shaft
small glen
you hit him with the shaft lol
Not even my clip 💔
weak coral
how am i suposed to know cuh
also wow he barely hit him and did anything
proves my point thats its way harder to hit em with that then with the main bit
cuz you cant turn the weopn around
sweet agate
why is willy's willy out
small glen
cuz you cant turn the weopn around
Yes you can 💀
weak coral
dude what?
small glen
Mr i never used the Pollaxe once in half sword
weak coral
0/10 ragebait
sweet agate
0/10 ragebait
noob
small glen
no you cant
I will literally get on half sword to prove you wrong
I use a tier 1 pollaxe with a axe and hammer back, so I can quite literally prove your fascination with the axe and hammer variant wrong
weak osprey
What happened
neon laurel
ja kontra mikolaj (candleholder kolego)
weak osprey
was?
small glen
no you cant
weak osprey
some clown is saying the back of the Pollaxe is unusable
if its sharp it has a use
he should know the principle
small dove
went up his nose
weak osprey
The poleaxe buttspike is impressively a good weapon for take downs if its long enough
I had a lot of fun with it with one weapon in plasmator weapon pack
small glen
The poleaxe buttspike is impressively a good weapon for take downs if its long e...
and one good hit is a free stun
no matter the tier
matter fact
the tier 1 pollaxe fucking depends on the back
weak osprey
crazy
small glen
bro trying to say Nuh uh about the pollaxe I MAIN
humble iris
merry thanksgiving
sand herald
weak osprey
some clown is saying the back of the Pollaxe is unusable
Wait what do ye mean by back of poleaxe
Do ye mean the lower end or the other side?
small glen
Wait what do ye mean by back of poleaxe
the piece behind the striking piece
weak osprey
Ohh
Alr
I once used the lucerne hammer and the back piece managed to pierce willie’s flesh
Its still very much useful
humble iris
some clown is saying the back of the Pollaxe is unusable
who said this
small glen
I once used the lucerne hammer and the back piece managed to pierce willie’s fle...
this back piece
small glen
who said this
scroll up boss man
humble iris
okay!
small glen
you had a pet willie
humble iris
Oh
weak osprey
this back piece
the ragebaiter needs to know this part of the poleaxe is still useful
humble iris
he might just be ragebaiting
rough hound
nah this is acc so unfair
i’ll get so far into the final challenge
and then it says “theres a fatal error” and crashes
small glen
This is the front part?
back piece
small glen
fuck ass mace
small glen
I dont know if my poleaxe has that
you guys use tier 2 and 3, me over here with the tier 1 🔥
humble iris
Can you do me a quick favor and just post a random poleaxe clip i have in this server