halfsword-chat-⚔

[fossil plume]

is video

[soft cape]

still a skill issue

[placid coyote]

a video that should've been a picture

[hoary temple]

a audio video, if you want

[placid coyote]

phosiphy

[hoary temple]

what are you doing as peasant fighting knights or something

[soft cape]

yut exactly that

[fossil plume]

MMA

[hoary temple]

my game crashed in the middle of a fight with no blood on

[soft cape]

huh what do you think it wasa?

a collision bug?

[hoary temple]

game sabotaging me idk

dont want me to beat baron for the third time

[placid coyote]

hes got a wart

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-3664374138885563044

[fossil plume]

W

[soft cape]

lol

[fossil plume]

im not sure i like this

[soft cape]

i dont

[urban hornet]

hey i just played against a lower tier in the free mode, was that a bug or is that an intended feature

if an intended feature how can i do it again i wanna clown on people

so true

[soft cape]

not sure but if you figure it out let me know

dont call me a dundersnap you ... i don't even have a bad come back

[humble iris]

what tier were you

That

does not answer the question!!

[soft cape]

my god you should go into professional ragebaiting

[urban hornet]

i was merchant and got put on beggar

[humble iris]

Runky 2.0

[humble iris]

merchant ?

Peasant or commoner

[urban hornet]

farmer

no idea where i got the merchant from

[hoary temple]

farmer and merchant lol

[humble iris]

i think its because when you first launch the game and it shows your last loadout, when you press play it makes you verse beggers as your last loadout

its a bug pretty sure

[urban hornet]

that might be it

[soft cape]

yo pumpkin how how do you know you vs'd a lower teir?

[urban hornet]

wdym

[soft cape]

oh nvm that explains it

tha's hilarious i'd be laughing the whole time if i was witnessing that

[placid coyote]

why'd you do tgat

[soft cape]

bro just exposing himself

[signal wedge]

Green fart

[soft cape]

you gotta be asociopath or sumn

[humble iris]

Fart mod

Haha you moderate farts

Ha

[signal wedge]

AH AN EVIL PMUPKIN

[humble iris]

Haha

[placid coyote]

halloween is over

[signal wedge]

I do moderate farts, specifically a green one

[humble iris]

wonder who that couldbe

hmm

[signal wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1452051614268395693/cat-tongue-shake-cat-meme.gif

[urban hornet]

i can be a pumpkin outside of halloween

[signal wedge]

yes you can evil pmupkin

[small glen]

tongue

[placid coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/psl-pumpkin-spice-latte-gif-12413692

[soft cape]

https://tenor.com/view/i-be-profen-ibuprofen-gif-6560266553822228043

[humble iris]

is that polearm

g

green?

[small glen]

yes

[signal wedge]

no

[humble iris]

GREEN!!!!

[small glen]

i picked the worst possible tier 1 polearm

[soft cape]

that's exactly what my mind went to from that cat gif

[small glen]

it doesn't even have a fucking blunt/sharp end piece

its flat as fuck

[humble iris]

byeah

[placid coyote]

byeah

[soft cape]

yeah he can be a christmas pumpkin

[humble iris]

Can someone smuggle me back to NYC please

I dont want to be in Indiana

[placid coyote]

thats very sad to look at

I feel really bad for obese people

[humble iris]

Embed failure

laugh

[dreamy steppe]

😭

[placid coyote]

they're in a very sorry state

[dreamy steppe]

w speed 💔

[humble iris]

My internet is freaking out

[small glen]

dope

skill issue

[soft cape]

bruh why you edit music over an 8 second video?

[small glen]

i didn't

[soft cape]

like i was watching it and was like oh that was nice than everyone commented on the noise so i turned it up and was like what did you do to this art

[small glen]

its called spotify

[soft cape]

ok i was just about to ask why bad was playing in the next one and not any significant part of the song either

it's understandable now

[signal wedge]

nice try

bruh

[soft cape]

lol

[small glen]

HAHA! Spear guy loses to the worst polearm in the game, everyone laugh at AI willie

[small glen]

Its just really good timing

i sometimes try and get better clips on a song climax doe

[placid coyote]

screne reodibng incaptures musci

[small glen]

the dogshit whatsapp axe

BEHOLD! the power of no pommel!

No good back hit!

and an axe that barely works!!!

AND LESS RANGE THAN A COMMONER BASTARD SWORD WITH GOOD BLADE RNG

[placid coyote]

whatsapps actually really good..

ear

eau de water

[placid coyote]

mathetmatic

[fierce wedge]

this was a repost.

i reposted this for no reason.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1023002602838970468/1249071244880515252/goofyahhcat.gif

[small glen]

these goofy mf maces

willie ass

[hard holly]

is there a fatal error workaround for the baron fight

[humble iris]

4 pixels

[soft cape]

turn blood all the way down

[fierce wedge]

FOUR PIXELLLS

[humble iris]

FOUR FUCKIN’ PIXELS!!!

[hard holly]

?

[fierce wedge]

dont press ctrl+w it break

trust

dont f4+shift+alt it break

[hard holly]

i know

[soft cape]

turn the blood all the way down

[hard holly]

alright im not a dumbass

[fierce wedge]

dont windows+del+b it break

dont alt+numpad1+enter it break

[dense robin]

be invincible

[fierce wedge]

hm

perhaps press ctrl + r to fix it

[small glen]

Ima just do this instead, C + 4 + HME

[fierce wedge]

guys to fix fatal error you have to open your computer and tear out of the cooling fan

[humble iris]

Remove your cpu

[small glen]

thats a temp fix

you need to snap your motherboard in half

that fixes all fatal errors

[hard holly]

send a gif and change the link to txnor

[fierce wedge]

fire a gun at your computer

[small glen]

Put Nitroglycerin and C4 on the PC, and shoot it with a taser

[hard holly]

temperature fix? uh yeah thats what a cooling fan does

[humble iris]

you need to illegally take electricity from the power grid and source it straight to your power supply

[small glen]

idk, i don't do that

[hard holly]

i just put cooling paste in my cpu for cooling fans are expensive as shit

[humble iris]

funnel 500 MW straight to your power supply

[hard holly]

Yo when do i get gif perms

[small glen]

hooking a power line directly into your pc

[soft cape]

at lvl 2

[humble iris]

Donate blood to your local clinic

easy fix

[small glen]

thats a good thing

[humble iris]

Oh your right

You need a power line tower to explicitly connect to your pc

[quiet ferry]

What up my subjects it’s me the baron and I just clipped these poor fools

[humble iris]

no other thing will work

[small glen]

Steal someone kidney and don't even sell it, instead put a battery in it and get it surgically implanted into you, so you can call it cyberware

[hard holly]

the trick is to drink red paint before hand

stupid chud hospital doesnt realize they arent taking real blood 😂

[fierce wedge]

you must perform a satanic ritual on your pc and then deliver one of your kidneys to frankyknives himself to fix fatal error

[hard holly]

you need a few litres for it to be noticeable

[humble iris]

Summon demons to fix your pc

you need to recreate the macedonian empire to have alexander the great ressurect and fix your pc

Easy

[dense robin]

sacrifice mega man

also how do i throw longswords

[hard holly]

swing press e and pray

[humble iris]

Praying is the important step

[dense robin]

now my willies dead thanks

[hard holly]

do yall think mlk jr would fuck with halfsword

[humble iris]

Absoloutely

[hard holly]

He probably wouldnt like 9/11

[static peak]

any tips? iim stuck on commoner and i keep getting slashed in 1 hit

[dense robin]

parry and reposte

[hard holly]

feint make him swing down and attack

[static peak]

what's that

[placid coyote]

parry or use the pitchfork

[hard holly]

or just go down a rank and use pitch

[static peak]

🙁

[dense robin]

put ur sword in his swords way to parry then swing wildly

[humble iris]

do not do this @static peak

[static peak]

ok

[humble iris]

dont do that

[static peak]

wat

[humble iris]

you WILL get skewered

[placid coyote]

if you cant survive with sword use the pitchfork

[humble iris]

Dodge him and strike

[static peak]

can i do that

[humble iris]

be careful of his whiplash

[placid coyote]

yes you just dont choose the current rank

[humble iris]

or use pitchfork and dodge too

pitchfork is the easiest strat for commoner boss

just do not try to bumrush him or parry him

[dense robin]

yeah parrying pretty hard def not a newbie strat to do

[hard holly]

Yeah usually i just use my keyboard and mouse but there are other ways

[humble iris]

you will lose your lower body

[static peak]

i havent even gotten to the boss

[humble iris]

parrying is easy to learn but not necessarily ideal

[fervent mantle]

haf sord tomorrow

[hard holly]

if you could angle the blade it would be so much better

[dense robin]

yeah i find it hard to do constantly

[placid coyote]

today

[hard holly]

what timezone

[placid coyote]

you can cant you?

[hard holly]

like change the angle that you hold it at?

[placid coyote]

yes

[hard holly]

you just move where your hands are

[placid coyote]

oh i thought you thought that you thought that you thought that you couldnt angle the blade

[humble iris]

the grip we have is poor

[dense robin]

also thrusting is a good way to destroy longsword users

[humble iris]

everything else is feasible to an extent

[hard holly]

speak for yourself my willie is not ran through

[mellow sierra]

how do u stop the lock on camera from drifting downwards? after like 1 min my lock on is at their feet which is annoying for getting good attacks

[humble iris]

i guess bro

[dense robin]

kick the enemy so they cant run either

[hard holly]

why would you be holding for a full minute

i agree though its annoying

[dense robin]

stop making low attacks

[placid coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-spin-ragdoll-gif-1841234037706127570

[hard holly]

they should make scroll wheel lift and lower the thrust

[mellow sierra]

yeah

[hard holly]

and for swing stance it changes the angle you hold your blade to adjust for blocks

[dense robin]

spears were my second worst bane

[mellow sierra]

u mean I should like lock off and then go back?

to recenter it?

[hard holly]

just let go of the mouse and look up

rank 2

[mellow sierra]

ic

i'd prefer just being able to stab away

[dense robin]

also how do you keep grab of the willies who are not done fighting lie when you grab them you just sometimes ungrab

[hard holly]

https://txnor.com/mathchallenge/

[mellow sierra]

just gotta beat them into submission

[dense robin]

i like to throw them out the arena its always fun

[mellow sierra]

u gotta either break/disable their limb get them weak enough to stop fighting back

if u do the former u gotta grab that part which can be a bit janky

[humble iris]

i would send a clip

but all of my clips are on my pc

[dense robin]

darn

[humble iris]

but really all it is

just punch their head till they get disorientated

then go for the leg grab

[dense robin]

ah

[humble iris]

usually the way i do it is just light taps with either hand to get them bloodied and disorientated

then i try to grab their foot

and hook my arm behind their leg with a punch to grab the back of their knee

then go from there

you’ll know when they are disorientated when they drop their hands

[sick pollen]

Why are you being me into this 💔 motherfucker pinged me outta nowhere 💔 💔 💔

[lavish jacinth]

Finally figured out how to use mods

Kind of awkward to keep alt tabing out of the game but oh well

[small glen]

5, duh

[hard holly]

what does it say for you

[small glen]

You can actually disarm willies by grabbing their wrist and spinning violently

[rain kindle]

lowkey the gaunlet is hard

[small glen]

5, duh

[humble iris]

Ye

[humble iris]

Ne

[small glen]

I once disarmed a willie and there sword flew into my side and instant killed me

It didn't even damage me that badly, it like grazed me and i died

[dense robin]

i never beat it on normal difficulty 💔

mostly cuz of the abyss

i've beaten it modded and easy difficulty i think

maybe just modded but i just hate that one boss

[humble iris]

i did this too except it lodged into his throat

Did the deed for me

[gray bay]

hi people, quick question, when the EA releases, will have the splitscreen multiplayer?, my friends wants to play it so bad u3u

[placid coyote]

mayhaps

[strong heron]

hey all, is the tech demo the only version of the game i have access to now? ive seen updates and devlogs but not sure if they apply to the version i have

[atomic stump]

Okay this was genuinely art

[fossil plume]

i think so yeah

[strong heron]

so if i want to play the newest version i needs to reinstall thge tech demo ?

[dense robin]

i think it updates

[strong heron]

i see

ok thanks 🙂

[dense robin]

is the golden or darkened armour better than the regular knights armour?

[atomic stump]

IVE GOTTEN SO MANY DAMN FODDERS IN A ROW JUST GIVE ME A DAMN LONGSWORD

The back n forth hits omg

[fossil plume]

first person >>>>

massive respect

[atomic stump]

I love first personj

Imo its so much easier to time my parries

[fossil plume]

fist fighting in fp is awesome

[atomic stump]

FRRRRR

[fossil plume]

time to get on

[mellow sierra]

how do u get first person?

[fossil plume]

press v

[atomic stump]

I GAVE HIM A GOODNIGHTS KISS OMG

[mellow sierra]

seems likes it better for blocking

[dense robin]

fp all fun and games till you got a helmet on

[atomic stump]

Thats why I play with gnome hat in commoner

[dense robin]

still pretty fun with helmet

just hard to see

[atomic stump]

yeah I like being able to see

[dense robin]

real

[fossil plume]

be not the cause of my death!!

[atomic stump]

I love giving lobotomies

[atomic stump]

proceeds to cut their head in two

[atomic stump]

OKAY THE ACCURACY IS INSANE

DEAD CENTER ON THE FOREHEAD

OMG

[dense robin]

peak thrust

[atomic stump]

I love thrusting

Uhoh

Ok that was kinda insane ngl

[dense robin]

that willy had a huge skill issue

[atomic stump]

What about this one

[dense robin]

that one was very unfortunate

[atomic stump]

I knocked his ass out

[dense robin]

poor guy didnt stand a chance

[atomic stump]

Literally

Blocked his sword and caved his skull in

[atomic stump]

Bro um I did it again

[dense robin]

poor dude tryed being passive

[atomic stump]

Just a little

The sound of this second hit was oh my god

[dense robin]

peak

[atomic stump]

I forget the buckler can be used as a weapon aswell

[dense robin]

its a peak bonker

[atomic stump]

Exhibt A (we ignore that my kick to face got a little gurgle from him)

"Great Goal"

[fossil plume]

CUNT

21 SPIKEES ON A STTICK

[dense robin]

#1 bane of halfsword players

[fossil plume]

i just got fucked

and then fucked again in the abyss

[atomic stump]

what did he even die to what the hell

[dense robin]

he choked himself

[atomic stump]

Whatd this guy die to?

[white trail]

wobba

[dense robin]

he died of death

[atomic stump]

This guy died from that second kick btw

[fossil plume]

indomitable human spirit ruined by 21 spikes on a fucking stick

[zinc isle]

Fist fighting is so ass it was 100000x better in the playtest

[atomic stump]

Oh well your gonna have to deal with it because thats how it is

[dense robin]

no its good without the armour

[warped apex]

It's better now

[zinc isle]

way better before

[atomic stump]

MASTER OF FPV?????

[zinc isle]

now you cant even lose

[dense robin]

yeah the kicking is so fun

[warped apex]

@atomic stump kinda?

[dense robin]

turn up difficulty then

[atomic stump]

CAN I BECOME YOUR APPRENTICE 🥺

[zinc isle]

even with 100% dmg against player I still win every time the ai just dont hit hard

also grappling got lobotomized

[dense robin]

damn

[warped apex]

Grappling is the same

The way the AI fall over is different

I miss being able to push them over or tripping them

[zinc isle]

yea but you can only topple them by the legs now because of the balance update

me to

[warped apex]

Playtest balance lol

[dense robin]

the old abyss was also goated but i never beat it on normal difficulty so i think the new ones also good but bosses come way too quickly after the first few bosses

[zinc isle]

Lowkey now the AI stands so balanced it might as well be bolted to the floor

Booty update ngl

[noble iron]

Willy in general is kinda a balance god

[noble iron]

Like he can hop indefinitely on one working leg

[zinc isle]

added it to feedback shet

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1452194077654384741

[fast knot]

is the ai actually smarter in ultimate challenge

[zinc isle]

no your just weaker

the ai is booty

[fast knot]

like youre saying willie is physically weaker in there

[zinc isle]

yes

[fast knot]

weaker in strength too?

[atomic stump]

Did I just steal the knife from him?

[zinc isle]

think so

[atomic stump]

I think I broke his wrist and took the knife omg

[fossil plume]

rage

[dense robin]

the boar spear so cool

[fringe nova]

what will the estimated price be for half sword

[atomic stump]

432 human hairs

[fringe nova]

im bald 😔

[atomic stump]

Probably 15-30 usd

[fossil plume]

10000 shillings

[fringe nova]

sick

so i can buy a couple things from the winter sale

[zinc isle]

600 pence

[fringe nova]

5000 bottle caps

[zinc isle]

2 kilos of grain

[fossil plume]

haha nice

[zinc isle]

dead chat

[atomic stump]

Dead willy

Ez

[languid nest]

[echo terrace]

someone add vergil to half sword

https://tenor.com/view/peta-farbar-petr-farbar-peter-farbar-gif-15417317830124358582

[fossil plume]

how

[ember sail]

the performance will be better in the full version right?

[fossil plume]

no, the full version will be framecapped at 24fps on all devices to maximise cinematicness 👍

[deep shale]

i expect a framerate setting in the options

[waxen spear]

dawg I just scalped someone with a cleaver knife or whatever it is

[quiet ferry]

Who’s the Willie model guy again

[thorn sparrow]

no i talked to the developer, he said he wants to make the game run 10 FPS for everyone so everyone feels included

[humble iris]

4 am

sleep…

[grave pier]

Universal unreal engine 5 unlocker

[whole marsh]

holy shi

[weak osprey]

Swampsword

[sick oak]

Have the sfx from the game been dumped yet? I still need the "Zounds!" voice line and really don't want to play until it happens without any other overlapping voice lines playing

[rare hearth]

you can just open the game, go to game options and disable skip tutorial dummy, go to sound options and turn all sounds to 0 except voices

and spam g

[sick oak]

Zounds isn't a taunt, it's a light pain reaction

I've tried

[rare hearth]

oh well i cant help

though u can play the game with only voice on

[sick oak]

I have been

I've been poking at a guy lightly with a longsword in single battle for the past half hour lmao

[rare hearth]

lmao

well goodluck

[sick oak]

I've heard it a couple times but he usually overlaps it with a grunt or scream

https://tenor.com/view/glorpflex-glorp-flex-flexing-cat-gif-237031439715906425

Got it

On the off chance there's at least one other person in need of this incredibly specific voice line
(The hissing is unfortunately just part of the voice line)

[white trail]

wobba

[snow gulch]

i really hope that grabbing is made better in EA

my hand is by his knee. i press E while aiming at his knee. why do i grab his arm which is nowhere near his knee?

[weak osprey]

Def so

[vital perch]

beautiful riposte

tutorial how to beat commoner boss

[queen heath]

what gore mods ru guys using

[vital perch]

whacc

[whole marsh]

none?

just pick gruesome

and set on high

the uhhhhh graphics

[queen heath]

????

i’m using them but i’m not getting nearly as good brutality as u guys

[wild flint]

if u want to change the map then u need a paid program

[floral pewter]

Skill issue

[steady shard]

Im about to do the ultimate challenge

Anyone have tips

[sick oak]

Ngl I really hope the game stays just as janky in EA
I had the conversation with a friend that was basically just "Enjoy the Half Sword Demo/Playtest while you can, cause you know damn well they're gonna polish the fun and the charm out of it in the actual release. When the game comes out, stabbing someone in the dick with a pitchfork will no longer send them into orbit and it's gonna be kinda depressing"

[ivory root]

The dream is to be able to Saito suplex my Willie

[snow gulch]

sure, but the 0.3 demo had awesome grappling and that had even more jank lol

[whole marsh]

Nah i personally feel like they'll involve a bit more techniques, even grappling for that matter

right now willie is incredibly attached by gravity

and alot of weapons dont feel great even when used properly

like the axes

[sick oak]

I'm probably gonna make a backup of this version of the game cause I have this looming dreadful fear that they're gonna lean too far into appealing to the realism/real techniques crowd and it's gonna stop being as buggy, even though the entire appeal and charm of a game like this hinges pretty heavily on the entertainment value of the bugs

[sick oak]

Idk, I won't have any Peasant-tier 2-hand wood axe slander

It's one of my favourite weapons alongside the obvious pick of the 2-hand candlestick

[whole marsh]

i love using soldier axe

but

[snow gulch]

i dont really play for the bugs, nor irl techniques. i just play cause i like the combat lol

[whole marsh]

EXACTLY

[queen heath]

?

[whole marsh]

bro who the HELL enjoys kingdom come deliverance

this combat is AHHHHHH

[floral pewter]

Everyone

[whole marsh]

i hate it man

[sick oak]

I play cause the combat is fun for the first 3 tiers for sure, but the most fun I have is when the game just outright stops working properly and some insane shit happens

[queen heath]

to quote the good @floral pewter , “Skill issue.”

[whole marsh]

combat sucks

[round stone]

Lol

[whole marsh]

half sword combat feels intuitive and easy to pick up

[queen heath]

yes

[whole marsh]

kingdom come deliverance is yet another mash that

[queen heath]

easy to learn

but with a high skill cieling

[floral pewter]

The combat is the best you're gonna get in an rpg outside of physics based

[snow gulch]

either way im hoping they lean into being able to customize the game more. disable giving up or not being able to fight when your limbs are cut off, would give the best of both worlds from .3 demo and current demo

[whole marsh]

chivalry 2 and kcd2 are still dusting in my library

[whole marsh]

oh but exanima

[snow gulch]

combats alright when you get that one mod to remove the master strikes. those happened WAY too often

[whole marsh]

✅

[round stone]

Other combat games are also dusting for me

[floral pewter]

Only if you have very high combat stats

[whole marsh]

real shit, half sword is just a breathe of fresh air

[snow gulch]

also i want old demo blood back. its unrealistic sure but it felt so cool watching my opponent straight up explode

[round stone]

Waiting for a 50 hits combo in other games? No thanks

[whole marsh]

i cant play mordhau or chivalry 2

[snow gulch]

just beautiful

[fossil plume]

hi

[sick oak]

I mean I personally have no interest in medieval combat games, I picked this one up cause I had been hoping for a suitably silly but fun physics-combat game
Basically I was just hoping someone would make Exanima if it didn't suck fat fucking ass, and Half Sword currently is exactly what I was looking for

[fossil plume]

everytime i check on this server theres a new crew

[round stone]

Waiting for the enemy to do a whole set of attacks, to get tired, and then attack? No thank you

[whole marsh]

why your name has 88 in it

[whole marsh]

im not new, just not active constantly

[queen heath]

holy shit he exploded like a tarantino character

[sick oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1188113904656728105/1445505927481659543/1x.gif

I've had this name for basically my whole life, I'm not letting nazis take it from me

[fossil plume]

new to me i mean, my bad 😓

[whole marsh]

#didyouseethat?

👀

[fossil plume]

https://tenor.com/view/let’s-take-a-look-look-looking-big-cat-gif-3031494300177389811

#letstakealook

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-across-screen-skeleton-running-across-the-screen-skeleton-running-skeleton-screen-skeleton-gif-16397655672871057766

[snow gulch]

yeah imo physics based combat is the way to go if you want basically unlimited skill expression, creative combat, and also free exchanges(meaning that its not just a back and forth but also you can hit the same time as your opponent)

[snow gulch]

old gore was so exaggerated and i loved it. also was a lot better on the PC

[sick oak]

Also you're like the 4th person ever to question that
I'm not changing my name just cause it became a dogwhistle

[queen heath]

yes you are

[unkempt sapphire]

based, dont let the haters get ya

[queen heath]

stupid level 2 peasant

😂

[whole marsh]

heh..

shhhh bright red role

[fossil plume]

lowly nonboosting peasants...

[queen heath]

woah

buddy

don’t look at the filthy beggar

[fossil plume]

i am the number one upholder of discord classism

[queen heath]

make fun of the dirty peasant

mb autocorrect

[sick oak]

Did I just watch a message get un-Jamaican'd in real time

What just happened

[queen heath]

yeah

mb gang it was autocorrect

[fossil plume]

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-sad-gosling-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-snow-gosling-snow-gif-6845320348811377304

[verbal parcel]

how do you have so realistic blood

[fossil plume]

old version

[verbal parcel]

ah tankh you

[steady shard]

Okay when you put your damage output to the max you can one shot a guy with your bare fists

[orchid crescent]

having fatal crash error in the baron level. Any tips?

[tender quest]

turn blood and gore down

[celest rivet]

Wa

[celest rivet]

Dont listen to the guy with the yellow username, deal with it and pray you dont get a fatal error, no blood and no gore is boring(Seriously though, turn blood and gore down)

[timber pilot]

guys what master strike did he use

[round stone]

Exactly, not to trash other games but, when I'm about to hit the oponent, but all the momentum is stopped suddenly because I got hit first with a weak low kick... man...

I think Halfsword is ruining other games for me lmao

Except for God Of War

[manic cradle]

someone should buy a ballistic dummy and test if candlestick is that op

[torpid wharf]

uhhhh why are the like smith clamps so broken in two hands

[torpid wharf]

is.. is that allowed? that swing was @#$%ing brutal

lol halfsword vr when- nah thatd be impossible

[woeful acorn]

Mount & Blade 2 Bannerlord is alot of fun :)

[white trail]

wobba

[whole marsh]

metal stick is good

too heavy and fragile to swing constantly

but good

[molten pasture]

Add a hugging attack

I don’t wanna hurt Willie anymore

[tight isle]

im the greatest ever

[whole marsh]

Yo Jonathan log off 😭✌

who da hell plays half sword to dubstep

[tight isle]

i dont think u know what dubstep is but sure

[whole marsh]

I can only enjoy my game with awesome violin play from Vivaldi

[tight isle]

i didnt know the tiktok chef made music

thats crazy

[young harbor]

why is the 3rd boss so fucking hard to beat

[whole marsh]

who

[young harbor]

i always die to him

[whole marsh]

what??

[tight isle]

john vivaldi

[whole marsh]

dang

but im talking about Antonio Vivaldi

must be insane to share surnames with such a great composer

[pale trout]

why the fuck is my ultimate challenge willie drunk

he literally can't stand upright

[whole marsh]

must been the ale

[pale trout]

try strafing and walking back and he's crouching down or falling on his head

[tight isle]

i think thats my cousin

[whole marsh]

💔

[sturdy jolt]

Close and reopen the game, that tends to fix it for me

[pale trout]

the progress isn't saved is it

nice bait

[sturdy jolt]

It’s saved

Go into local appdata and delete the halfswordue5 folder, that tends to fix it for me

[tall moss]

Is there modifiers in the ultimate challenge to make you take more damage/enemies take less damage or do I just suck? 😭

[tight isle]

theres the faction for less damage

but thats it

[tall moss]

It feels like I’m dealing no damage

And a gentle poke makes me die

But oh well

My stat mods in settings are normal as well

[tight isle]

i love when they stare at you and it becomes turn based halfsword

[frigid flume]

Hey what happens when you get to the last thing on gauntlet mode i was about to get there but i died to the boss

[frigid flume]

tbh i just get peasant with the fork and its easy

[tight isle]

did u die on knight or the one after

[young harbor]

i swear ive died to the 3rd boss more than 50 times

i cant take it anymore

[frigid flume]

knight

what happens after knight

[frigid flume]

use a pointy stick

trust me

[young harbor]

i'll try

[tight isle]

the ultimate challenge

[young harbor]

but im bad with them

you hold alt then move forward ?

[frigid flume]

pointy stick are the easiest thing on the wold you just hit em

just be patient keep distance and kill

[frigid flume]

idk man just try

[young harbor]

ok

doing it rn

[humble hazel]

𝓓𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮®

[tight isle]

i moved my mouse twice this whole time u dont gotta do a whole lotta thinking with it

[frigid flume]

yes pointy stick for me peasant life everyone get da pointy stick

[young harbor]

i love you man

not in a homo way

[frigid flume]

why such words

[humble hazel]

Can I have one?

[young harbor]

i killed the 3rd boss 1st try with the stick

[frigid flume]

pointy sticks are good everyone gets one

[young harbor]

after he killed me more than 10 times today

[humble hazel]

What makes stick good stick?

[frigid flume]

Depends on purpose of such stick

[humble hazel]

bonking

[manic cradle]

is it me or does the abyss mode not give you enough armor

[tight isle]

long

[frigid flume]

nah i feel like it gives just enough

[humble hazel]

My tactic is to ignore every enemy at first and run around until the loot box from the previous enemy spawns. It seems like they get overwritten when you defeat them "too fast".

[manic cradle]

sometimes i'm getting attacked by literal knights when all i have on me is an open face helmet, chestplate and those goofy arm protectors

[wheat verge]

is there any cheat that just lets me play a certain tier anytime? i rly like playing commoner duels

[humble hazel]

Gives you enough armor

[manic cradle]

also, its annoying that i dont get brigandine cus it definitely would help

[frigid flume]

free mode?

[nocturne temple]

can i restard gauntlet mode btw

[manic cradle]

free mode

[vital perch]

first discovery of aircrafts 1400 , colourized

[wheat verge]

alr il try to find that

[nocturne temple]

i really dont want to do ultimate challenge anymore 😭

[manic cradle]

try dying

[nocturne temple]

thats pretty mean but ok

[frigid flume]

did you try to say something else?

[wheat verge]

(i didnt notice free mode existed)

[manic cradle]

willie doesnt need to hear all of that, he is a highly trained professional!

[vital perch]

"and to top it all off" ahh willie

[nocturne temple]

it didnt work

i wanted to restart from beggar

[frigid flume]

what

how

[nocturne temple]

um

am i being confusing Im trying to restart gauntlet from beggar and climb all the way to knight again

dying isnt working

[frigid flume]

weird

[sturdy jolt]

You have to delete your save data through the files. Once you unlock ultimate challenge you have to beat it before being able to play the gauntlet again. Go to appdata>local and delete the halfswordue5 folder

[heady cradle]

road accident

[frigid flume]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196968

dis you

sisuphus

[heady cradle]

its not loading

[frigid flume]

yeah ik

its just sisifus

[nocturne temple]

oh thank you

[nocturne temple]

ill take that as a compliment

[white trail]

wobba

[heady cradle]

the only hard part is the commoner to militia ngl

[frigid flume]

yes sisifus must find joy in taking the boulder to the top in the meaningless of taking a big rock and let it fall the joy of meaningless task is something i find praisable

[heady cradle]

if you aren't paying attention the greatsword is gonna get yah

[nocturne temple]

yeah I dont like cheesing that boss with the pitchfork either

[frigid flume]

nah

[heady cradle]

the buckler and mace is ABSOLUE HELL on him

[frigid flume]

i find the beggar part the hardes for me

[heady cradle]

i will never try it again

[heady cradle]

??

[frigid flume]

its just im not good with the tools you get

[nocturne temple]

big fan of swords tbh, clean cuts to the neck are just too satisfying

[frigid flume]

ive gotten to knight but beggar is the hardest for me

[nocturne temple]

lmao

[heady cradle]

his sword got my balls through

[frigid flume]

damn

[heady cradle]

where did you get the rapier thing?

[vital perch]

mods

[heady cradle]

my favorite move usually is the one where you overhead and just split the head like an egg

[vital perch]

my fav is a throw finisher

[heady cradle]

sometimes the chest comes apart too

[heady cradle]

if pvp gets added the poor noobs are cooked

[frigid flume]

yeah

like im seeing what yall do and ya crazy with those moves

[frigid flume]

i thought i was decent but im just a peasant with a stick

[nocturne temple]

Im sorry is it the same way with the steam demo? im really struggling

[heady cradle]

i killed the baron with only the knife

it took me roughly 4 tries

[frigid flume]

i would suppose

[sturdy jolt]

Do you know how to access the appdata folder?

[vital perch]

WIN+R , type in appdata

[heady cradle]

the hoe is prob the best non cheese weapon there along with the axe

[nocturne temple]

i tried looking for it from steam options "browse local files"

[heady cradle]

because even with armor they can just brute force it

[sturdy jolt]

Yeah, you gotta do what autumn said

[frigid flume]

non chesse?

[nocturne temple]

oh thank you

[sturdy jolt]

Then go in local

From there you can find the halfswordue5 folder

[heady cradle]

yeah i beat a knight with a hoe

broke his neck

[frigid flume]

what does non chesse mean

[heady cradle]

ahem pitchfork

[vital perch]

cheesing is when you play a game the easiest way

[heady cradle]

the spiky stick 5000

[frigid flume]

i will not take such thing to me pitchfor

[vital perch]

damn im cooking with daggers

[frigid flume]

thanks

[jolly nexus]

Howdy chat

[vital perch]

hello

[heady cradle]

when is the whillies gonna become endangered

we have killed so many

[vital perch]

they already are

[frigid flume]

they must have a farm of willies

[nocturne temple]

I hate that one axe so much

[heady cradle]

how will we practice the axe throw anymore

[vital perch]

you can't tell me throwing knives is impressive

[heady cradle]

on non humans

[heady cradle]

i threw a pitchfork once and domed the guy in the head

but i did break my arm

[nocturne temple]

Oh is that what youre meant to do with them 😭

[vital perch]

yes

[nocturne temple]

I just point and run straight 😭

[heady cradle]

or thrust into their necks

[vital perch]

quickdraw!

[heady cradle]

this fight lasted 2 seconds

[nocturne temple]

No more children

Was it worth it

[heady cradle]

i mean whillie doesnt even have balls

[vital perch]

the hilt can also break necks btw

[heady cradle]

insta death

[heady cradle]

ran over whillie

[vital perch]

show this to a noob and watch them shit their pants when a knife is flying at them

[heady cradle]

if pvp gets added noobs are gonna ragequit after their 30th loss in a row

[vital perch]

good

PVP will sift players

[heady cradle]

i mean id make it ranked

so i could watch 2 noobs fight like todlers

[vital perch]

meanwhile top 100

[weak osprey]

beware of the man in red and blue and green with nothing but daggers

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/arriba-gif-12324188786972117417

[heady cradle]

i can throw anything but knives

[vital perch]

half sword mfs when they see a dagger fly at their head

[heady cradle]

ive thrown my axe and chop off a limb before yet knives fly outta my hand as gracefully as a rock falling on a mountain

[nocturne temple]

Feel like some of these should constitute as war crimes tbh

[weak osprey]

Then throw em

[heady cradle]

does this count as one

[nocturne temple]

Depends on if its a boss or not

[heady cradle]

or this

[nocturne temple]

Jesus lmao

Did you mod in a flamethrower or smth

[weak osprey]

I’ve thrown my sword against a surrendered willie and I hit him

Absokute humiliation

[heady cradle]

i made them not able to die

[vital perch]

i love playing with my mace

[weak osprey]

At this point that aint willie anymore bru

[heady cradle]

not invincible to clarify

the organs

[vital perch]

what no ea does to a mf

[heady cradle]

he owed me 20 cents

[vital perch]

oh and a baguette

[weak osprey]

20 cents to the medieval cartel

[weak osprey]

Just put some alkahal

[vital perch]

half sword mfs when they owe 2 shillings to the baron and see a funny brown clothes man with 6 daggers

[weak osprey]

Best solution to all his problems

[heady cradle]

"unhand me!"

[humble hazel]

What motion/action could I have done here to avoid damage?

[vital perch]

looks like he needs a helping hand

[vital perch]

shift + s immiedately after striking

you never want to play aggresive

[humble hazel]

will try, thank you

[vital perch]

it's a deathwish

[heady cradle]

I always play aggresive ngl

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/cters-hello-gif-2204456357420059766

[fossil plume]

hello chat

[heady cradle]

Hello

[nocturne temple]

Hello

[fossil plume]

i just made 50 bucks from driving like

5km

happy days

god bless drunk friends with money

[heady cradle]

Spine

[heady cradle]

One time i died because after killing the enemy i slipped and broke my head on the pavement

[small glen]

Flick

[heady cradle]

During the playtest wheb it was buggy

[heady cradle]

Halfsword noobs gonna cry in combat

Pvp

[small glen]

its not happening

so don't worry

your safe from the spin players

[sturdy jolt]

It is happening

[heady cradle]

I am them

[sturdy jolt]

You are not safe from spin players

[small glen]

yeah split screen

[heady cradle]

I spin kicked the barron

[sturdy jolt]

Remote play will make it function online

[small glen]

issue: remote play is hella laggy and delayed

[sturdy jolt]

Yeah but I bet I could still spin kick someone to death with lag

[heady cradle]

We would need god tier internet for a possible halfsword pvp

[small glen]

Nice legs.

[heady cradle]

The ammount of data the two clients have to share is insane

[small glen]

yeah, then it takes 5 years to register the move

so your just standing there

till the kick is registered lol

[nocturne temple]

Wait i dont remember my screen going red when i got hit the first time i played

[heady cradle]

16 gigabit internet speed needed lol

[sturdy jolt]

It's not THAT bad. If you have a good connection with someone it's like a quarter second of lag

[heady cradle]

Pvp is gonna become Pay to win

Who ever has the better internet

[small glen]

you also have to incorporate stuff like distance

the only person here i can likely pvp somewhat reliably

is Clueless

we live in the same state

[sturdy jolt]

What state is that

[heady cradle]

The amount of data the both of them have to share is ungodly

[small glen]

Florida

[vital perch]

chat pick a loadout

[sturdy jolt]

Steam remote play works pretty well, it's not that much data

[heady cradle]

Wrestler

[vital perch]

thats just beggar willie

[heady cradle]

Oh

[vital perch]

oh also

[heady cradle]

Spear throwing

Def

[fierce wedge]

finally started to play the game again, chose a mace and proceeded to get 20 longsword enemies in a row until i died, it did not help that i am very weak against longswords since i simply do not know how to defend against them

[heady cradle]

Its halfsword its pretty hard to keep them in sync

[small glen]

pollaxe throwing is shockingly easy

[heady cradle]

Can you make the Willie space program

[fossil plume]

can you swap stances ???

[heady cradle]

Axe throwing too

[small glen]

repost

[fossil plume]

hello jolly

[small glen]

Wassup Finger length

[fossil plume]

okay.

😭

[heady cradle]

I meant like the farmers axe but also impressivr

[small glen]

DONT TAKE IT PERSONALLY

we just fucking with ya

you gave us a funny as fuck meme dawg

[fossil plume]

all love i understand

i wonder where my fingers been by now

[nocturne temple]

cutting bosses in half feels so good

is that why its called half sword

[fossil plume]

its called half sword cause rmb

[cold dew]

Hi! I'm new to this game.
I've reached the "Veteran" rank but I can't change my gear... the random gear button is faded and not interactable. However I can still change my gear on all other ranks(except beggar ofcourse)

[fierce wedge]

its called haalfsword cauase.............

cause................,

[sturdy jolt]

We're not talking about online, it's still local multiplayer, it's just accessing the other person's PC

[heady cradle]

Oh i thought like online mp

Not local

[sturdy jolt]

It's sort of online through steam remote play

[fossil plume]

is tcaldridge johnhalfsword in disguise

[nocturne temple]

Ok its not fair when i get cut in half

[sturdy jolt]

Shhh

[heady cradle]

Would prob still have some sync issues

[sturdy jolt]

Cut them in half instead

[heady cradle]

You cant jusy expose him

[heady cradle]

Git gud

[sturdy jolt]

Sync wouldn't be an issue since it's all running on one computer

[cold dew]

Does anyone know why I can't change my gear/weapons in menu?

[white trail]

wobba

[heady cradle]

So basically one thing runs the game and the players access their own bodies ig

[nocturne temple]

candlestick goated tho

[heady cradle]

Via online

[nocturne temple]

dammit the game crashed 😭

[fossil plume]

the virgin steam remote play vs the chad teamviewer

[heady cradle]

most likely from the blood/gore

[nocturne temple]

atleast I didnt lose my rank

[sturdy jolt]

If you've already played a match, you can't change the gear on that tier until you've reached the next tier

[small glen]

ez

[sturdy jolt]

If you get some points through winning matches you are able to go back into the menu and spend those points to randomize your gear

[heady cradle]

You have t9 spend 1 point

[nocturne temple]

I refuse to lower the gore, never happening

[heady cradle]

Gruesome atleast?

Also less getting cut in half

[sturdy jolt]

In display settings, is your directx version set to DX12?

If so, change it to DX11

If that doesn't help, you can turn down blood but leave gore as it is

[cold dew]

Oh, I did spawn in to try out the sword... just in the test arena with dummy.
ig that counts as a match

[sturdy jolt]

Sure does

[nocturne temple]

Not allowed, The game's name is half sword for a reason

[heady cradle]

Will i need to upgrade my pc for new halfsword early access prob

[fossil plume]

what specs

[heady cradle]

30 fps for lowest quality i forgor specs

[sturdy jolt]

There will be lots of optimizations, but the game will also become more complex. My guess is that certain parts of the game will be harder to run, but if you're just doing duels or playing against a few willies in a simple arena then it will run even better than it does now

[fossil plume]

i mean id like to say no in fact it would get better but idk i didnt make the game lolol

[heady cradle]

Im just worries that the new blood is uh

Too much for pc

[sturdy jolt]

That does seem pretty likely. The gore will be way more complex

[fossil plume]

they're making a new system for gore and such from the ground up right?

[heady cradle]

Yeah

[fossil plume]

haha nice thats awesome

[heady cradle]

And they mapped the entire human body

Brain guts organs flesh and muscle with complete bone structure

So

[heady cradle]

Ngl after this halfsword players will be 100% desensitized to human corpses

[fossil plume]

imagine the devs themselves 😭

[heady cradle]

Serial killers

Might

Considering how realistix is it

Idk

[fossil plume]

gulp

i got the point across

[heady cradle]

Good night psychos

[nocturne temple]

Does insult willies do anything

[heady cradle]

No prob

Like the g button once

Prob not with 99% certainty

[cold dew]

if I go in free mode will my gauntlet progress be reset?

Cuz i need to practice some high level weapons without risking my progress

[small glen]

tcal... in your honor, i hit the meanest disarm in half sword history

I got hit but that disarm was so fucking clean

happy i didn't get to work much this week 🔥

[heady cradle]

I get 2 extra hours

(I work retail)

[small glen]

Contractor, here

[fossil plume]

like trade?

[small glen]

My trade is going to be a electrician

but rn i am just learning a bit of everything and working while doing it to get payed

[fossil plume]

haha nice

refrigeration is good work too

i used to do that

[heady cradle]

Ngl i hate working retail because of the people

[small glen]

my dad is scared of electrical due when he got so annoyed by a job

I am willing to do it

[sturdy jolt]

I can’t deny that was clean

[small glen]

No blood.

No broken bones.

kicked it right out of his hand.

[sturdy jolt]

Disarming with a kick seems like a pretty interesting skill to train

[small glen]

i've done it before

but like

very sloppy

this is just the first very good one

[fossil plume]

i reek at kicking still sad face

[wraith robin]

how does one do it?

[sturdy jolt]

Kick their hand hard enough

[small glen]

@wraith robin its not easy lol

[heady cradle]

Usually i slice through their elbow joint

[fossil plume]

tetowah how many hours do you think you had on rimworld before you actually bought it

[wraith robin]

i assumed

[heady cradle]

What

[small glen]

If you do want to train this skill, do it on like uh veteran

[heady cradle]

Uh 2000+

[fossil plume]

based

[small glen]

Veteran or rly any half armored tier with a lot of shields

and practice kicking from there

[heady cradle]

The joints are pretty vunrable

Usually i get the shoulders or elbows

[small glen]

istg the AI willies are more dangerous than when they are injured than alive

[fierce wedge]

man i dont even see them doing anything

they didnt even swing before they died man

[heady cradle]

They get tge ability of locking in

[small glen]

Yeah, what happened is i hit his arm

he retracted his arm in pain

which dealt damage because of the falchion

istg these fuckers are more dangerous than when they are injured than when they are full HP

[heady cradle]

Lock in syndrome

[small glen]

And don't forget the stupid ass daggers

they point that shit like its a pluteja

[storm prairie]

hello gays

[heady cradle]

I disarmed a dude and his dagger fell on my foot causing me to trip and die

[small glen]

every good player takes damage not from the fully healed Willie, nonono. The damaged willie that kneels over and SOMEHOW ONLY hits the leg

[small glen]

the damaged in this game a bit jank

[nocturne temple]

deserved, dont step on peoples daggers without their permission next time

[small glen]

you can get your leg cut off, and not die instantly

yet you can get your arm stabbed and die instantly

[heady cradle]

Stabs are like 90 percebt more lethal compared to chopped limbs

[small glen]

it also should be noted that we have less HP than the AI

[nocturne temple]

anyways i died to a militia with a spear at man at arms 😭

[heady cradle]

How

Skill issue

[nocturne temple]

I ran into the spear like a dumbass 😭

[small glen]

when we get the "You died" screen, we are still alive for a solid few more seconds before the death choke

[heady cradle]

To be blunt

[nocturne temple]

they never stop pointing it at you tbh

[heady cradle]

Just strike the spear to displace it

Especisly with a swird

[nocturne temple]

that assumes i know what im doing

[heady cradle]

You dont?

[fierce wedge]

you either run around it and risk getting stabbed, ram it away with a shield, or swing hopelessly at it with a weapon

[heady cradle]

Why

[tame thicket]

you can kind of bait them into doing a little charge that's easy to sidestep

[nocturne temple]

ofcourse not

[heady cradle]

Halfswording works well with displacing them

[heady cradle]

Oh

[fierce wedge]

not real

[heady cradle]

Wdym

[small glen]

shields are the most