#halfsword-chat-⚔
silk mist
embed fail moment
silk mist
sounds like a skill issue
granite whale
WTF
brave ocean
Is there a way i can use the OVRDTH'S LOADOUTS Mod to just have a two handed axe
dark swan
I'd rec the half sword enhancer mod. Can save loadouts and spawn items, npc's. https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/26
river osprey
can u rip people apart with ur bare hands?
brave ocean
I'd rec the half sword enhancer mod. Can save loadouts and spawn items, npc's. h...
it says the save loadouts is coming soon?
any other methods
dark swan
oh mb didn't check that
analog zenith
hsenchancer?
buoyant ravine
if only you didnt get up maybe i wouldve spared you
soft cape
if you're quick enough you can pull the weapon out before you bleed to death
misty gazelle
soft cape
ah still recieved a darwin award without dying i understand you won the fight but lost the war
@sweet jay i seen your pic in pjotography and the answer is ... you don't.... not yet at least
sweet jay
damn i remember playing the 1v1 arena like half a year ago
river osprey
next time dont dodge my fucking attacks
how tf do u kick like that
soft cape
like pvp? you can only 1v1 npcs as far as i know in any released version of the game
check the pinned messages
soft cape
how tf do u kick like that
pinned messages
some guys are crazy good at it i suck at it
i spend most of my time in the abyss
river osprey
pinned messages
ty
river osprey
some guys are crazy good at it i suck at it
ye it seems pretty hard
buoyant ravine
soft cape
damn i remember playing the 1v1 arena like half a year ago
unless you were at the con where they showcased it there is no 1v1pvp aspect yet to my knowledge
echo terrace
soft cape
i dont think arms work like that
buoyant ravine
buoyant ravine
echo terrace
shrewd timber
im still stuck at this fucking ultimate stage. like spears ruin this full game in my opinion
skill issue. when the spears lock onto and u cant dodge them
your playing a city skyline while saying this thats kinda a skill issue aswell
soft cape
i made the baron surrender with his own weapon
shrewd timber
i made the baron surrender with his own weapon
how do u fight the baron like that
i thought u could only fight him from ultimate challenge
soft cape
i close the game open it up again and chose which teir you want to fight him with
echo terrace
skill issue. when the spears lock onto and u cant dodge them
use slow mo or use ultra instinct (its a unlockable skill in the game i swear)
shrewd timber
i close the game open it up again and chose which teir you want to fight him wit...
thats fair
soft cape
you could fight him as a peasant
soft cape
and then when you beat him you have the options of buhart and carnage as that tier
not normally ppossible at the lower tewirs
i don't kiss and tell bro
rare hearth
i don't kiss and tell bro
candid tinsel
possible to add a toggle lock on target instead of auto lock?
weak star
i spend most of my time in the abyss
samee farthest ive gotten is the final boss but lag made me crash
soft cape
turn the blood off all the way that'll stop the crashing
weak star
random wish u could reatch small limbs or smth like hands cuz u can lose them without dying but ur still dead cuz u arent able to fight anymore
soft cape
if you do play the abyss let me know if you can beat this high score of mine so fare ive had a few people come close
weak star
dam idk it continued after final
soft cape
don't worry there's enough of me to go around
weak star
btw where at setting do u turn of gore for less lag ?
soft cape
dam idk it continued after final
it does if you purposefully chose the abyss from the menu
weak star
oo i see i did
random i hope in full game 1v1 actual players existed would be cool asf
soft cape
and i turn gore off so i'm less likely to lose a limb and be handicapped cause if you don't lose a limb and just run away from the fight for a minute you will heal up
soft cape
random i hope in full game 1v1 actual players existed would be cool asf
unless you vs @warped apex
weak star
and i turn gore off so i'm less likely to lose a limb and be handicapped cause i...
damn i have max gore i didnt know i was handicaping myself
soft cape
this is abyss after you beat the first baron
weak star
seems decent
weak star
random to lower gore for less lag do u just restart game and choose feather thing
weak star
bet
soft cape
or go into setting and turn it down completely
me running for my gawd dayum life
bruh we go way back... like yesterday
new gameplay just dropped
signal wedge
I have yet to fight him in Nightreign
heavy radish
free mode
soft cape
you gotta move up the tier list on the right side of them enu
heavy radish
press the button that says free mode
soft cape
when you win you gain points until you fight the boss of that faction
wraith robin
i can't tell if this is real or not and if it is I thoguht th8is was a rougelike
heavy radish
dont need to do that theres free mode too
runic quest
press the button that says free mode
so wat is this about
soft cape
beat him then you move up the tiers
runic quest
where is free mode
heavy radish
main menu
soft cape
on the right side of the main menu
analog zenith
why you leaking stuff 🙁
soft cape
look to the right of the guy standind and staring blanky into your soul
wraith robin
is it not a rougelike though?
small glen
most easiest to parry shit ever oml
soft cape
where is free mode
you'll see pillar of pictures of guys in different suits with different weapons and past that youll see free mode on the far far right
analog zenith
damn too brutal guess i can't show what will happen too you
wraith robin
a rougelike is a game that has you start from nothing and as you beat levels and stuff you get better gear and when you die you have to restart like kinda how the demo is
analog zenith
claude needs to go
plain jolt
guys why cant i do a spin kick can someone help
wraith robin
yeah isn't it one of those or is that only for the demo
wraith robin
guys why cant i do a spin kick can someone help
you need a lot of practice and high sensitivity to do a spin kick
analog zenith
guys why cant i do a spin kick can someone help
hard nerfed it check pinned messages
soft cape
i started with nothing and did what i had to do to win.... how it strarted how it ended
plain jolt
you need a lot of practice and high sensitivity to do a spin kick
no like whenever i kick and move my camera the kick doesnt follow it
soft cape
don't lock on
wraith robin
move your camera before you start the kick
wraith robin
idk man i haven't played in like a week so something might've changed but other than that idk
soft cape
i suck at it so i couldnt tell you anymore than what the pinned message says to do
plain jolt
:(
wraith robin
do yall have any good like medevil game suggestion other than kcd 1 and 2 that are good because i've finished both of those
o shi nfr
i'll check it out, never heard of it
soft cape
do yall have any good like medevil game suggestion other than kcd 1 and 2 that a...
lol mordhau
wraith robin
i've played mordhau and chivalry
soft cape
tf2 medieval maps lol
wraith robin
how long would it take to complete one game
runic quest
i started with nothing and did what i had to do to win.... how it strarted how i...
how do u actually play
i cant do anything other than
spam move my mouse
soft cape
i try and move my mouse as little as possible i practed alot with each individual weapon learning the stances and best grips to go up against other weapons and stances
ill send a clip of me getting into stance and parying and following through
i hope this is the right one
dont mind the first clip
wrong one srry
i like the rear guard stance
it's good for knocking the weapon to the side and slicing across the boddy in the same movement and if the first slice doesn't work then you bring the sword down right away so they don't have achance to recover from the initial blow
unkempt pivot
Clean 👌
noble iron
i like the rear guard stance
called tail guard in most HEMA traditions
soft cape
you're prolly right i'm not a swordsmen
noble iron
basic guards
soft cape
i just call it rear gaurd
im gunna save that thank you sir
and i like the ox guard because it reminds me of obi-wan kenobi from star wars
noble iron
there's some other more niche ones but those are the basic ones
soft cape
long point is good for beginners to get a feel of the range you have
fools gaurd is good for penis strikes on the more armoured enemies
noble iron
the problem with long point is that it's very easy to blitz through
soft cape
oh yeah you need to stay on your toes for that onhe
plow gaurd is good for pushing spears to the side
while keeping a good spring to drive through
noble iron
understanding the mechanics of the fight is important too, strong vs. weak, the bind, etc.
soft cape
high guard and roof guard are my worst stances i use them mostly with maces
noble iron
if your strong is on their weak, you can move their sword however you want
soft cape
especially in a cinch you need to be able to maneuver your weapon while also moving your feet so you don't get fuken hip tossed
clinch?
idk
noble iron
in HEMA weapon on weapon is the bind
soft cape
when you and youre opponent are within kissing distance and your weapons are locked
analog zenith
so you headbutt them
noble iron
when your weapons are touching and you're pushing them against each other
soft cape
but when your weapon is behind their weapon and you cant pull away is there another term or just bind
noble iron
that's just a grapple, and in HEMA you'd usually just both be dead
soft cape
sorry HEMA what's that
fierce umbra
i try and move my mouse as little as possible i practed alot with each individua...
you dont even need to move your mouse as little as possible
noble iron
Historical European Martial Arts
fierce umbra
just make sure you dont get hit and dont leave yourself open
soft cape
oh damn
fierce umbra
im doing flashy swings everytime but not flashy enough so that i can atleast parry
noble iron
plenty of people still practice HEMA based on techniques from surviving manuals
soft cape
just make sure you dont get hit and dont leave yourself open
but how to do that is what i was explaining
fierce umbra
but how to do that is what i was explaining
uhhh
idk how to explain it with words
like if the enemy is swinging the opposite side then you shouldnt swing opposite to where he is unless you know yours is gonna land first
😭
noble iron
but when your weapon is behind their weapon and you cant pull away is there anot...
dammit that doesnt show up well
fierce umbra
i have 0 idea what this image means
soft cape
uhhh
yeah but how you do that with the mouse is by slightly moving it to said side... i wasnt asking i was trying to help friendo by telling that's what i do
fierce umbra
yeah but how you do that with the mouse is by slightly moving it to said side......
yeah i dont know
i dont use any technique i just make sure i can either parry or back away in time if i swing
better yet i sometimes just swing around if im with a polearm and it also works
runic quest
do uguys only fight npcs
runic quest
damnn
fierce umbra
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1451912824572870728/56DD811.MP4?ex=6947e6b0&is=69469530&hm=8723a503e4410a56dfcf51aa14350248f961922a04ba799bdd8c0f5e60276c60& i was mainly swinging around and then parried the weapon when i could
noble iron
It's a chart of terms for various distances. Grappling, when your opponent is within your guard, krieg if they are within reach of your weapon, in measure when you can reach them with a step, out of measure if you can't reach them
turbid summit
bro the armour is making my game crash in ultimate challange
fierce umbra
use fists only against a guy with a weapon
you can though
runic quest
but can u win
fierce umbra
doesnt turn out well if its a sword though
fierce umbra
but can u win
yes
turbid summit
i hate shields
sheilds should be able to break
fierce umbra
i had to fight with my fists against a longsword cause my dumbass threw my polearm away on accident
😭
runic quest
💀
soft cape
use fists only against a guy with a weapon
like this?
soft cape
fierce umbra
yeah but how you do that with the mouse is by slightly moving it to said side......
horrible example but i tried to draw it as best as i could
because its 1 am and i dont feel like getting on halfsword just to get a parry clip
soft cape
so i had to beat the baron and then chose a different teir afterwards without
going into free mode
don't go into free mode or you gunna have to beat the baron again to do this
i believe
fierce umbra
this also kinda works
fierce umbra
don't go into free mode or you gunna have to beat the baron again to do this
no
im pretty sure you can go into free mode
soft cape
like you unlockk the ultimate challenge don't choose it but shoose a different teir and then it will give you different options
fierce umbra
and nothing resets
wraith robin
i lowkirkuenly js got burger king
noble iron
this also kinda works
its fine if you're stepping away during the parry to do a bigger parry
fierce umbra
this also kinda works
or if you have a polearm you can just parry AND hit them at the same time
situational though and only works if their blade is on the opposite side of where you are trying to hit them
soft cape
of the higher teirs like as a peasant you usually get spoilance or carnage but once you unlock the utimate challange you can play as a peasant and die without losing progress to your gauntlet
vital perch
anyone hopping on vc
wraith robin
or if you have a polearm you can just parry AND hit them at the same time
isnt that a techn9iwue in longsword also?
vital perch
joe who
fierce umbra
isnt that a techn9iwue in longsword also?
dont know
havent tried it
are you talking in halfsword stance or just normally
noble iron
situational though and only works if their blade is on the opposite side of wher...
you can switch hands to make it work on either side
rotund jolt
how to restard
wraith robin
i wish parrying was easier in hs
soft cape
rotund jolt
thx
soft cape
np
rotund jolt
didnt find it
fierce umbra
you can switch hands to make it work on either side
i can stab without holding alt with the spear if i switch hands by flicking the mouse forward
ok im gonna go sleep its 1 am
wraith robin
lol he didny m,ean too
soft cape
yes ban me for helping
clear forge
mods skin that guy
noble iron
isnt that a techn9iwue in longsword also?
yes, this is a big part of german longsword manuals, you always try to counter in time
clear forge
when is plin plin plon update
wraith robin
yeaj i thougt so, i've been watching a lot of videos on lopngsword fencing lately, unfortunately my school doesnt have fencing so i cant do it but its fun to watch anyway
signal wedge
when is plin plin plon update
When they add gwyn ig
clear forge
when gwyn
noble iron
it's called the master strike in longsword to parry and attack silmultaneously
soft cape
yesterday
signal wedge
They're adding the soul of Cinder first
vital perch
it's called the master strike in longsword to parry and attack silmultaneously
aka meisterhau
clear forge
when firekeeper
vital perch
@signal wedge do you want to sit and rot in the vc with me 🥺
signal wedge
<@243239405970522114> do you want to sit and rot in the vc with me 🥺
I'm at work rn
vital perch
now
wraith robin
it's called the master strike in longsword to parry and attack silmultaneously
i thoguht it was just called that in kcd
noble iron
i thoguht it was just called that in kcd
KCD uses the english translation but its based on real german longsword techniques
wraith robin
ok that makes sense
noble iron
there are basically 2 ways to deal with an attack and counter, parry riposte (2 actions) or meisterhau (countering in time, which is one action)
wraith robin
ion speak german but this has to be gibberish
they should add mordhau to the final game
noble iron
parry and riposte is safer but it gives your opponent time to recover and parry themselves
noble iron
they should add mordhau to the final game
mordhau is planned afaik
wanton berry
is there an actual consistent way to get up when knocked down to the ground or just button mash and hope
wraith robin
nice that gives more use to longsword
wraith robin
is there an actual consistent way to get up when knocked down to the ground or j...
i just hold w
noble iron
mordhau is nice but I think i'm still likely to prefer half sword
pearl ferry
headsman execution
wanton berry
the actual game will have pvp when it comes out right?
wraith robin
did people use mordhau for shortswords
noble iron
did people use mordhau for shortswords
its not out of the question, but it's mostly a longsword technique, single handed swords were often used with either a buckler or offhand parrying dagger
wanton berry
?
pearl ferry
the actual game will have pvp when it comes out right?
probably not
noble iron
the actual game will have pvp when it comes out right?
unlikely, MAYBE post release
pearl ferry
give it like 3 years
wanton berry
aw man ok
wraith robin
i mean to be fair pvp would be pretty cool if tis balanced right
pearl ferry
pvp would devolve to looking like olympics fencing
boring and everyone just goes for most efficient kill possible always
wanton berry
yeah but i wanna do fist fights with my friends lol
noble iron
nah, it'd look like HEMA tournaments, which is awesome
pearl ferry
no probably not
wraith robin
they should add a rapier to the game
noble iron
they should add a rapier to the game
proper rapiers are slightly out of period
only very early versions would be in period
pearl ferry
there's already an estoc that's like rapier's big brother
wraith robin
i didnt even know there was an time period for the game
humble iris
’
noble iron
1470ish
noble iron
theres no way to change the weapon ur given whe you rank up?
you can randomize again by hitting the button
dreamy wasp
Guys, do you have any idea how much the game will cost when it's released?
wanton berry
im getting the same weapon everytime i click the rank
wraith robin
Guys, do you have any idea how much the game will cost when it's released?
pretty sure 20
wraith robin
im getting the same weapon everytime i click the rank
dont click the rank on the right side it says randomize character
clikc that
wanton berry
dont click the rank on the right side it says randomize character
oh wow thanks
wanton berry
why do the characters say the n word
soft cape
i'm not afraid of hieght's it's the sudden stop at the end
Taunt Voicelines (Insults)
Flibbertigibbet.,
Dolt.,
Hedgeborn.,
Wretch.,
Knave.,
Cuckold.,
Buffoon.,
Scoundrel.,
Ragamuffin.,
Coward.,
Varlet.,
Eggard.,
Crikey!
wanton berry
oh theyre saying eggard maybe?
soft cape
most likely
jolly gorge
oh theyre saying eggard maybe?
Eggard's not the right spelling btw. This is a discrepancy in the original poster of that list
thorn sparrow
jolly gorge
It's basically a euphemism: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/12648/how-or-where-did-ye-god-become-egad
daring frigate
Taunt Voicelines (Insults)
Flibbertigibbet.,
Dolt.,
Hedgeborn.,
Wretch.,
Knave....
im going to start saying eggard
soft cape
Eggard's not the right spelling btw. This is a discrepancy in the original poste...
it's in the pinned messages i just relay the info
jolly gorge
it's in the pinned messages i just relay the info
And I'm correcting it
Moai's transcripts are known to have been attributed to community-speculated transcriptions than anything official
His transcriptions have the same reputation as some inaccurate illustrators of historic units. Yes, it's based on real historic aspects, but the interpreter gets shit wrong and y'all deserve to know they're unreputable in those scopes
Egad
Joe SIGNING OUT
soft cape
but if that's what there saying and how they are saying it in the context of why they are saying it would it really be them calling the ye god?
jolly gorge
but if that's what there saying and how they are saying it in the context of why...
It's in the link I sent
All your questions are answered there
It's just a curse word just like everything else Willie says in that sense, like "zounds"
I might as well be asking why you say "god damn" when you hit your toe (as an example)
wanton berry
Eggard's not the right spelling btw. This is a discrepancy in the original poste...
ye god or egad does NOT sound like the n word tho 😭
thorn sparrow
how to win a Fight against A Spear man?
jolly gorge
ye god or egad does NOT sound like the n word tho 😭
A lot of the words sound like that slur. Trust me, people confuse even Egad for it
This question has been brought up before and egad was one of the popular culprits
wanton berry
ill take ur word for it you sound like a medieval connoisseur
soft cape
so what i picked up is that they are purposefully changed and so it is on purpose meaning that it is exactly the way they wanted it so it is correct to them
jolly gorge
Lol just takes a bit of chronic online issues to witness how common different curses get confused
soft cape
but it's on purpose and so is it really confused?
jolly gorge
Would you care to narrow down your question
soft cape
or do they know exactly what they were doing
jolly gorge
You're all over the place
soft osprey
ill take ur word for it you sound like a medieval connoisseur
Hes just a nerd
jolly gorge
Just sounds like you're wondering about minced oaths in general rather than egad: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minced_oath?wprov=sfti1
soft cape
i'm saying maybe the devs purposefully did that
jolly gorge
🧺 🧑🌾
jolly gorge
i'm saying maybe the devs purposefully did that
Did what bruh
wraith robin
Did what bruh
make eggard sound like the n word
wanton berry
make eggard sound like the n word
probably not 💀
soft osprey
make eggard sound like the n word
jolly gorge
You can speculate all you want but that's the most ridiculous assumption I've heard
wraith robin
probably not 💀
well im just guessing what he was implying
wanton berry
well im just guessing what he was implying
nah nah i know its not you
jolly gorge
"Maybe they wanted it to sound like it" tf. It's literally old ass English so it's bound to sound weird
jolly gorge
but eggear instead of egad?
That was a community speculation
The devs did not write that list
The poster of that list got it from the community
Even the community manager has yet to get official transcriptions of the victory lines
soft osprey
jolly gorge
That's the one
soft osprey
Heres one from the community manager, it’s not as detailed but some of the words might be more accurate
jolly gorge
I was trying to find that exact thing cuz that was also posted on Steam by Half Sword team
soft cape
soooo....
jolly gorge
Note, ye joes, that Egad is spelt more usually here
soft osprey
I should edit that on the one I posted
jolly gorge
I should edit that on the one I posted
Yes you should lol...
So many people are referencing your rendition than Half Sword team's answer
soft cape
ok so i am argueing on wrong info i'll admit i'm wrong
soft osprey
So many people are referencing your rendition than Half Sword team's answer
Well it’s really just one word wrong
It’s still expanded upon
jolly gorge
Well it’s really just one word wrong
It's also better formatted so, it's more accessible
soft osprey
And now it’s fixed
soft cape
?
jolly gorge
For the blind folks
boreal path
soft cape
so what should i be looking at?
soft osprey
https://tenor.com/view/princess-bride-princess-bow-cary-elwes-gif-4559257
Is that Antonio banderas in the role of Zoro from the hit classic, the legend of Zoro?
jolly gorge
Is that Antonio banderas in the role of Zoro from the hit classic, the legend of...
Yes!
Of course such a fine cultured father like you would be well acquainted with the arts
jolly gorge
so what should i be looking at?
Close your eyes and meditate
Look into yourself and the universe within you
soft cape
hey , that the same advise i got from my college professor
wanton remnant
Flibber de’gibbet was also mostly used as a term for gossipy foolish young women, so basically calling you a fool and young girl
jolly gorge
I graded your essay on dirt last night. I liked how you started it off saying "dirt is dirty." Quite accurate
jolly gorge
Nice visors
soft cape
Nice visors
reminds me of castle crashers
soft cape
another good medieval game
someone was asking about good medieval games earlier that's what i should have said
jolly gorge
No
small glen
to like a woman
jolly gorge
Celibate
wanton remnant
we should have the final boss be the fuckin king that put us in this gauntlet
small glen
Celibate
Idk i am just gathering this from like the insults
it would be a bit weird to call willie a cuck if he wasn't married or smthing
jolly gorge
Have you guys never cursed before
It doesn't have to be accurate
Not surprised hearing this from Mr. Breastplate
small glen
Have you guys never cursed before
these are insults, not curses, i am just saying that like a insult wouldn't exactly hit well if it just wasn't accurate
soft cape
we should have the final boss be the fuckin king that put us in this gauntlet
i read this as should be fuking the king
small glen
Not surprised hearing this from Mr. Breastplate
this is why the Swiss Confederacy have the scoreboard over Burgundy 🔥
Who an actual country now? 🔥
wanton remnant
these are insults, not curses, i am just saying that like a insult wouldn't exac...
true but some insults are like that. calling someone a swine when they arent a swine doesnt take away that they are insulting you
soft cape
just like calling some a fuck doesnt mean they are the adjective
small glen
true but some insults are like that. calling someone a swine when they arent a s...
ig so
jolly gorge
this is why the Swiss Confederacy have the scoreboard over Burgundy 🔥
Who an a...
Conveniently disregards my relationship with the Swiss Confederacy and
Carkian Burgundy =/= Valois Burgundy or any other inheritant/successor like France or the Habsburgs's/HRE
small glen
Burgundy is still a Old Swiss Confederacy victim ❤️
jolly gorge
We are simply claiming the Burgundian succession and inheritance
jolly gorge
Burgundy is still a Old Swiss Confederacy victim ❤️
You're just stuck in the 15th century mindset
I'm looking ahead
Buddha talked to me in my dreams
You cannot change the past and external actions you do not control
small glen
just like calling some a fuck doesnt mean they are the adjective
Context my beloved
jolly gorge
The Swiss killed the last Valois duke, yes, but I'm beyond that point
And I'm glad to have Swiss Confederate allies at the moment
Our alliance is mathematical
(Alongside Eirenland and Baden)
jolly gorge
true but some insults are like that. calling someone a swine when they arent a s...
Well said Bambi
Continue parleying factual statements
teal swallow
your honor are the willies simply just gods bc im out here beating him for 3 minutes straight with a mace (and failing to kill him) but he touches me with a knife and im dead
soft cape
Context my beloved
i was agreeing with bambi
idk if you were asking or if you were telling sorry
jolly gorge
idk if you were asking or if you were telling sorry
No need to apologize
soft cape
or even agreein
small glen
i was agreeing with bambi
i was saying context matters thats it
soft cape
ah then yut
jolly gorge
this is why the Swiss Confederacy have the scoreboard over Burgundy 🔥
Who an a...
National recognition is not my Burgundy's goal
So you can continue to swim in your Swiss chocolate
If anything that's the last thing we're interested in
bright coral
<@1305595246159069236> what the fuck did you just say
I'm doing Christmas rn
upper urchin
Awwwwwww
bright coral
I’ll fuck you up
don't threaten me with a good time
soft cape
ha that's what i usually say
small glen
You're just stuck in the 15th century mindset
the 15th century mindset is the only mindset that Burgundy had before it was ceased into a French Territory
jolly gorge
Context my beloved
Consider context when you speak of my Burgundy. I'm pretty sure you've said we are much alike the medieval Swiss when we discussed about us
jolly gorge
the 15th century mindset is the only mindset that Burgundy had before it was cea...
So, what's your actual point
I'm not pro-Valois Burgundy per se
small glen
So, what's your actual point
My point is: Swiss Confederacy victim
warped depot
how does thrust work? double tapping right mouse seems to do nothing
jolly gorge
My point is: Swiss Confederacy victim
The Burgundian State was a Swiss victim during the 15th century, but not mine
So your point is largely irrelevant
You're equating me to a house I'm unrelated to
small glen
how does thrust work? double tapping right mouse seems to do nothing
if double tap isn't working for you, just alt
jolly gorge
the 15th century mindset is the only mindset that Burgundy had before it was ceased into a French Territory
—Jolly Bug Shaker
This statement isn't the mic drop you perceive it to be. The Burgundian State was shortlived before absorption into France and the HRE, but so what?
I do not represent the house of Valois Burgundy. My Burgundy is merely a symbolic illegitimate claimant to the succession and inheritance of Burgundy, inspired by the War of the Burgundian Succession between the Habsburgs and France.
The more you equate us to an unrelated house, the more you'll dig yourself into a pit of Swiss bliss. You merely use me to advance the Swiss victory at Nancy. I appreciate learning about Burgundy, but you're just rubbing it in mindlessly at this point.
signal wedge
cark serious mode
jolly gorge
LMFAO
jolly gorge
cark serious mode
more like joe mama mode
signal wedge
more like joe mama mode
jolly gorge
Sorry
wanton berry
> the 15th century mindset is the only mindset that Burgundy had before it was c...
wow
color me gobsmacked
w response
small glen
One word: Scoreboard.
jolly gorge
One word: Scoreboard.
Counterpoint: We're more concerned about our Burgundy and what we can control than anything related to your petty attempt to rub-in the Swiss victory
that's all I'm willing to communicate to you regarding that
small glen
Counterpoint: We're more concerned about our Burgundy and what we can control th...
tis yo manz?
jolly gorge
tis yo manz?
No.
merry dew
Will online come
jolly gorge
tis yo manz?
You're just trolling at this point which is honestly not unwarranted due to the fun about your breastplate confusion, lol
jolly gorge
tis yo manz?
To make it clear again, in-case my small speech didn't make it clear enough, that is not our man. Neither is the succeeding duchess or dukes of Burgundy after the death of Charles the Bold like the Habsburgs.
small glen
You're just trolling at this point which is honestly not unwarranted due to the ...
Excuse me for going off modern definitions 💔
jolly gorge
Neither are the preceding Burgundian sovereigns our "men"
jolly gorge
To make it clear again, in-case my small speech didn't make it clear enough, tha...
@small glen Actually, I can narrow my point further:
We're not here to restore Burgundy, we're here to illegitimately claim it
You're merely twisting us as some attempt to restore Valois Burgundy or something
We're pursuing the inheritance alike a usurper or pretender
small glen
<@760119413226733569> Actually, I can narrow my point further:
We're not here t...
This just sounds like a rebellion against france with extra steps
jolly gorge
Just trying to explain myself
jolly gorge
<@760119413226733569> Actually, I can narrow my point further:
We're not here t...
This basically
jolly gorge
This just sounds like a rebellion against france with extra steps
at least you have a better idea of our informal group now
small glen
what color should i make tier 1 poleaxe, sire
limpid anchor
<@760119413226733569> Actually, I can narrow my point further:
We're not here t...
Who’s we
small glen
at least you have a better idea of our informal group now
welp like uh, erm. the cheesman\Chessman last surviving member declares thee as a country or smthing
jolly gorge
welp like uh, erm. the cheesman\Chessman last surviving member declares thee as ...
bruh
i dont think you can consider micronations like us as countries tho
if you want to go by modern terms like your breastplate moment
I'm not stopping you from calling us such anyhow
small glen
i dont think you can consider micronations like us as countries tho
micronation?
dude Burgundy is bigger than the Vatican
and Liechtenstein
jolly gorge
micronation?
Ur playing right
small glen
Ur playing right
it can be a country if it wants to, succeeding from France is a thing
a micronation is a HELLA SMALL PLACE that is just called a country by some hobo with free time and some money
warped depot
like Ironland!
small glen
like Ironland!
exactly
jolly gorge
a micronation is a HELLA SMALL PLACE that is just called a country by some hobo ...
that's what we are. Claiming real territory (the burgundian succession) doesn't make us a country.
Did you get nothing from my explanation
soft cape
history class is in session
small glen
that's what we are. Claiming real territory (the burgundian succession) doesn't ...
you just explained that its not the Valois
like 30 times
jolly gorge
you just explained that its not the Valois
My explanation was focused on our current status
The whole point about separating from the Valois was because of your constant referencing to Charles' death
Tell me why you think my micronation should be considered a country
small glen
the kingdom is dead, exactly. so stop yapping and just get to the point dawg
jolly gorge
A micronation can claim uninhabited areas of Africa, but that won't make them a country
Which is basically what you're trying to say about us
Aside from the uninhabited part
small glen
Cark be like: "Let me say 500 smart sounding words and beat around the bush for a whole sentence"
jolly gorge
the kingdom is dead, exactly. so stop yapping and just get to the point dawg
My point is that we're not a country
jolly gorge
welp like uh, erm. the cheesman\Chessman last surviving member declares thee as ...
Meanwhile you said this despite the fact
small glen
Meanwhile you said this despite the fact
i was making a joke to make you happy
jolly gorge
Which is what I literally first responded to you regarding this
small glen
all it did was just piss you off ig
manic cradle
jolly gorge
i was making a joke to make you happy
Bad joke
zealous parrot
Why do you want help
zealous parrot
I am not reading ts
jolly gorge
I'm actually done with y'all
zealous parrot
Ok goodbye
boreal dagger
no cark im gonna miss you
zealous parrot
My bad bro i got here 6 seconds ago
Exactly
Yes
How else would i wash my hands
Idiot
Who is merlin pinpin
Is he related to tintin?
Who
Is he related ti merlin homeboy
zealous parrot
Thafs evil
proven verge
rate the ox guard
zealous parrot
Thats not true
Who told you that
Thags not true
Too slow
Idjot
I deniedd before thr message was sent
Hate the phone
zealous parrot
Thanks for understanding
I need to get back on my computer
Ok
Yes!
Took you long enough
Protestors?
They would never
Too lazy
Also exactly
buoyant ravine
forgot i had npc damage all the way down
obtuse river
hey, how do I do to make my NPC not give up during the fight ? I want them to fight to death
lusty mulch
amd game crash and fatal error crash when selecting any of the gore settings when starting game
zealous parrot
What
proven verge
Parrying with an axe feels weird but so crisp
buoyant ravine
stop fucking babbling about my reshade im sick of it
median field
add kissing to halfsword
add kissing to halfsword
Dude how long have you been texting here
I swear you were here like 10 hours ago
buoyant ravine
actually stop
median field
dodging my question
buoyant ravine
obtuse river
why do you have a chimpunks voice ?
buoyant ravine
why do you have a chimpunks voice ?
obtuse river
k
buoyant ravine
sent my man flying
cinder rampart
they should low key let us drop kick people
buoyant ravine
sorry bout dat
keen ice
how can I play only fist fight g s??
keen ice
ty
can I get my enemy to get more health?
yo my character is in first person how i change that
keen ice
ty
wanton remnant
can I get my enemy to get more health?
you can lower your damage in settings
weak star
can I get my enemy to get more health?
yes lower damage
but tbh if u havent beaten game yet on standart setting id not reccomend that
buoyant ravine
weak osprey
Why is a chipmunk playin this game
buoyant ravine
that sword throw was unexpected
small glen
i want you all to know
it took me not 1
not 2
not 3
FIVE SWINGS! to kill a man at arms to the neck
wanton remnant
remove it and boom tier 1 pollaxe
honestly just needs a spike at the tip
small glen
with that shit stick
small glen
honestly just needs a spike at the tip
another one 😭
the fact blunt did more damage tells me a lot
the mf neck must be made out of the same material as fucking space ships
soft cape
bro i cant for the life of me get near my new highscore in the abyss
sleek gull
soft cape
not bad
sleek gull
small glen
Like my elefant
hoary temple
nice elephant bro
small glen
nice elephant bro
Tank u
regal tundra
Like my elefant
Address me
small glen
Address me
I don want 2
soft cape
a little jank but definitly got something going
soft cape
Wait can there be an elephant green screen effect in half sword
wha dat even mean bruh
regal tundra
wha dat even mean bruh
Search it up
small glen
This is how Fizzle abuses me daily, send the fbi, cia, sas, gign, KSK, Navy Seals, Delta Force, Spetnatz, KGB, ROK-SWC, White tigers, Royal Commandos, USSOCOM, NAVSOG, Green berets, US rangers
soft cape
i feel like that wouldnt help
regal tundra
This is how Fizzle abuses me daily, send the fbi, cia, sas, gign, KSK, Navy Seal...
Typing away for 3 mins just for a message like this im crine
warped apex
small glen
Typing away for 3 mins just for a message like this im crine
I was thinking of who to add
sleek gull
This is how Fizzle abuses me daily, send the fbi, cia, sas, gign, KSK, Navy Seal...
I remember when CPS interviewed you, and you said you wanted to stay... no going back on that now!
warped apex
I infact did't hit that throw
regal tundra
Bonk
warped apex
@regal tundra more bonks
soft cape
tha't just the tip of the ice burg
small glen
I remember when CPS interviewed you, and you said you wanted to stay... no going...
No fair
I am getting the Disney Land adults spec ops on you
warped apex
it happens
regal tundra
Service is pretty bad rn
sleek gull
I am getting the Disney Land adults spec ops on you
No worries, I can out run them...I've seen them...
soft cape
even though i ve watched it 100 times i still watch again
sleek gull
Best Reshade i've ever made.
warped apex
I need to make another
small glen
Best Reshade i've ever made.
Kurosawa films
warped apex
Best Reshade i've ever made.
they infact didn't have color until the 1960s
sleek gull
Kurosawa films
Exactly!! That was the vibe i was going for 100%
regal tundra
Will jousting ever be added
small glen
they infact didn't have color until the 1960s
unkempt pivot
I'm trying my hand at photography
sleek gull
they infact didn't have color until the 1960s
Historically accurate reshade?!
small glen
Will jousting ever be added
Potentially
regal tundra
Potentially
It would be awesome
small glen
https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933
Nothing i just wanted to show you the meme i made
History repeats itself
regal tundra
Best Reshade i've ever made.
What is redshade
sleek gull
sleek gull
What is redshade
It is a mod that allows you to change the color balance and other visual features.
regal tundra
It is a mod that allows you to change the color balance and other visual feature...
Ah okay
clear vortex
clear vortex
i got bored and parodied those emotional tiktoks, whatever they're called
regal tundra
?
upper urchin
son
clear vortex
some dark context
upper urchin
get a profession
clear vortex
yea yea yea
clear vortex
Oh wait i think j know what youre talking about
yea
clear vortex
i guess??
sleek gull
I am evil fizzle
At one time, I was doing the spin . unsheath, kill, and (try to) resheath before the end of the spin.
Getting that resheath timed right is a pain lol
regal tundra
Tuff
soft cape
low teir vs man at arms
small glen
At one time, I was doing the spin . unsheath, kill, and (try to) resheath before...
Fizzle: Uses the sheathe like a normal person
Me: haha sheathe deadly
sleek gull
lol
quick vessel
is there anyway to get the half sword playtest?
quick vessel
ooo, ok is it safe?
sleek gull
soft cape
yeah ask gaba idk where to find them
drifting kelp
WHAT I thought it was Q1
soft cape
that's what i thought
upper urchin
holy shit
soft cape
he got ya
soft cape
no
drifting kelp
embed failure
soft cape
embed failure
no you just gotta level up
drifting kelp
no you just gotta level up
ok
radiant jay
Is that spotify?
soft cape
gabe you too good at that
magic minnow
ooo, ok is it safe?
no no, if you install playtest after midnight willie knocks on your door and you gotta win in the abyss or your pc blows up
radiant jay
Ah i see
magic minnow
happened to me
upper urchin
i aint say nun chill
soft cape
oh shit
magic minnow
NOOO
shell bronze
people have been warned for less
upper urchin
?!
soft cape
lol tru
shell bronze
saying you want to say the n word is enough cause
upper urchin
????
soft cape
why we gotta say the n word tho we have plenty of other words
shell bronze
i'm just saying boss
you should probably delete those
magic minnow
mods when instead of dealing with real issues in the server create new issues:
soft cape
seriously tho the n word is for r words
upper urchin
i aint even say it 😭
soft cape
but we can say cracker right?
shell bronze
but we can say cracker right?
not in that context either, no
someone got banned for that already
magic minnow
wdym by cracker
soft cape
oh. damn.
hushed tartan
gg can't post photo here of me getting cooked :T
magic minnow
gg can't post photo here of me getting cooked :T
reach level to get embed perms
shell bronze
me when people try to play with the rules
hushed tartan
reach level to get embed perms
I just need to keep talking here?
soft cape
my playa
shell bronze
dudes will say anything 😂
upper urchin
whyd u delete itt
magic minnow
I just need to keep talking here?
just reach level to embed
upper urchin
magic minnow
yea he is
upper urchin
that was a bar
magic minnow
lol
hushed tartan
just reach level to embed
How Shrek, HOW?
soft cape
speak in chat
buoyant ravine
hushed tartan
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
hushed tartan
I'll do that. If I stop typing, it's because I perished.
shell bronze
why would anger dictate what i do as a moderator
i'm just saying, deletion is an admission of guilt
👅
warped apex
would it be possible to get over 200 fps on a 4080?
shell bronze
would it be possible to get over 200 fps on a 4080?
definitely
warped apex
explain
shell bronze
run 1080p dx11 on lower settings
warped apex
please
warped apex
I'm on 1440p
soft cape
i feel like he was
warped apex
that's my monitor's resolution
shell bronze
I'm on 1440p
i am too
but if you want 200+ stable on those specs i'd try 1080p and see how it works
weak osprey
R/halflife became silent hill
soft cape
i personally don't care for any of these shaders... idk i think the vfx guys did better than any of these
weak osprey
vas
soft cape
vas? from farcry?
weak osprey
what
I was just gonna say was thats a word in german and replaced the first letter with v
upper urchin
was
weak osprey
vas? from farcry?
I jus played the third game’s sandbox
Its very fun
Nostalgik too
dull iron
poor willie
soft cape
i think the first farcry i played was one where there was pvp and you could see trails of your enemies i think it was far cry primal but idk
dull iron
white trail
wobba
small glen
but if you want 200+ stable on those specs i'd try 1080p and see how it works
I made a new meme
soft cape
im the yellow willie
small glen
lol yeah the playtest be like
i had fun getting the sound effects lmfao
dull iron
small glen
hulk treatment
sand herald
🦵
small glen
Wassuuup John
soft cape
sometimes i get beat up so bad i got to give the opp props
proven verge
dull iron
a big hug
dull iron
that's such a dishonour
dull iron
put him in a fuken nelson lock
exactly what that is
soft cape
exactly what that is
that's crazy work
soft cape
i land in indiana
say waht now?
small glen
i land in indiana
proven verge
Imagine being a spectator seeing this
upper urchin
fuck Indiana and the pacers
dull iron
that's crazy work
yes
upper urchin
🤞
soft cape
Imagine being a spectator seeing this
i'd be in disbelief especially if i was a betting man
imagine betting on someone and they do that shit
proven verge
imagine betting on someone and they do that shit
This is still probably my funniest "fail" though
The lord himself said not today
soft cape
yo wtf he literall used the force on you
proven verge
yo wtf he literall used the force on you
The two handed hammer has some major bugs when pushed up against sadly
soft cape
reminded me of my astronaut days
yeah wtf
my only playtest video that hasnt corrupted
proven verge
reminded me of my astronaut days
humble iris
fuck Indiana and the pacers
i play as a starter for the indiana pacers
thats why im here
upper urchin
fuck you and your team buddy
soft cape
ngl i thought for sho yo were about to get taken out by that beyblade
proven verge
ngl i thought for sho yo were about to get taken out by that beyblade
I miss old playtest physics sometimes as well
soft cape
I miss old playtest physics sometimes as well
i don't get to many glitches like that anymore sasdly
i'd burst into laughter every time
proven verge
i'd burst into laughter every time
The way things would explode sometimes from collisions was the best
humble iris
bucks fl 🤞 🤞
i squash the bucks
soft cape
The way things would explode sometimes from collisions was the best
idk why but my playtest video also seems way more crisp then the update
like when i upload new videos they look a little grainy
proven verge
physicss were a bit different and weapon grips as well
soft cape
it was super goofy and that's what made it enjoyable now that it's more stable for some reason i take it more seriously and competitively
beat my record
i can't find it for the life of me
proven verge
i can't find it for the life of me
yall ever pkay the itch.io version though @plain token
placid quail
im genuine ass at this game, what is the best loadout to beat commoner boss in gauntlet mode
proven verge
im genuine ass at this game, what is the best loadout to beat commoner boss in g...
The knife sir stabby stab
soft cape
pitchfork for the range just keep youre distance and poke
you can use lower tiers as well if you don't like the commoner load outs
in fact use peasant load out against the baron
but it usually ends up like this
proven verge
I still have one of the first versions ever i think is why
ahh so the reverse then my b
proven verge
i give you pain
soft cape
gawd dayum thst throw
proven verge
oldie but a goldie
proven verge
buoyant ravine
i think my sword slammed the first guy on the ground
sand herald
soft cape
the last guy really chose a hat over a weapon
are you using in game slow mow or sumn else
@loud estuary that video in game footage was deadly i loved the chamber against the blue sheild guy smooth as silk that was
loud estuary
are you using in game slow mow or sumn else
I legit entered a flow state for that one
soft cape
I legit entered a flow state for that one
if he didnt have a shield i feel like you would have sliced his throat nice and clean
loud estuary
if he didnt have a shield i feel like you would have sliced his throat nice and ...
Especially with shields, I try to half sword thrust up high if they lower their guard a bit, but I felt like he was open enough for a thrust so I tried lol
soft cape
i try doing a weird technique where if you whip it for ward and pull back real quick you can reach around the sheild and slice at their arms
like this i think if it's the right video
loud estuary
i try doing a weird technique where if you whip it for ward and pull back real q...
huh, haven't tried that one yet
soft cape
watch the right arm
brittle bridge
Found this cool halberd with hs enhancer, almost feels like a glaive
its fuckin busted
soft cape
oh that's one of the bosses weapons
REALLY useful in the abyss against armoured enemies and skin bags alike
brittle bridge
oh that's one of the bosses weapons
oh cool, i didnt know that
brittle bridge
REALLY useful in the abyss against armoured enemies and skin bags alike
yeah, the reach is also like the billhook compared to other halberds
soft cape
it's sharp but the flat can be used like a mace
hidden schooner
dude has no eyebrows
brittle bridge
it's sharp but the flat can be used like a mace
I like the spike on the back too
really gets in there
soft cape
aj in sopranos be like
soft cape
I like the spike on the back too
ive never found that spkie actually usefull
hidden schooner
dude has no eyes
soft cape
hand scythe vs the baron
brittle bridge
this looks cursed
brittle bridge
ive never found that spkie actually usefull
Its good for legs and arms with the chains
soft cape
i find myself bonking people with it mostly because i can only acquire it in the abyss past that boss and everyone after that boss has armor
lol it do look kinda like pow where he go oh there he is
humble iris
i dont know why anyone would do that regardless
zero benefits
which version are we talking about
itch or current
ok i havent played the itch one in a while so i cant say anythinf
nvm
blissful canyon
trying to pick something up in noble tier and it keeps grabbing the motherfucking shoes on the ground instead is the most frustrating thing of all time
humble iris
I didnt watch the videos
buoyant ravine
the game couldnt bone it
fossil plume
hello daycrew
buoyant ravine
placid quail
pitchfork for the range just keep youre distance and poke
so it turns out im also ass at stabbing. i genuinely cant do it well at all
soft cape
it definetly takes practice
placid coyote
hoary temple
how do you play this bro
white trail
wobba
signal wedge
im not on reddit...
based ahh pfp
fossil plume
r#####
hoary temple
based ahh pfp
🙏
hoary temple
yes but have you checked out the other albums?
signal wedge
yes but have you checked out the other albums?
yes
fossil plume
how disturbing...
hoary temple
how disturbing...
i will disturb you
signal wedge
I love all of them up to The Lost Children
fossil plume
i (46) love my son (2)
hoary temple
i (46) love my son (2)
what
soft cape
NO i missed the wobba
hoary temple
how
soft cape
no this is a skill issue
hoary temple
+7 goddamn bro
fossil plume
no this is a skill issue
riveting footage sir
soft cape
lol fuken got corrupted
hoary temple
i thought it was a picture, turns out im not wrong