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yes
thanks
Johans Degenvechter
johans catemoji
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO JUST GET A COMMONER WITH A BLACK ATTIRE AND A LONG SWORD
i keep rerolling the appearance and i never get any but i know they exist i keep fighting them WHY ??!!!,!,
whos gonna tell him
there's a reason why ?
im pretty sure thats like a
1/10000000 chance
also you do know you can just load a loadout with that exact thing
final challenge is gonna make me rip my hair out i stg
just parry
with mods i suppose ?
yes
OUCH
wich one ?
How do you even mod stuff in this game
Can i just use vortex or there is a long and painfull unskippable instalation ?
why would you use vortex on a file that you literally just open and thats all
its basically the same thing as hs enchancer but with even less steps
j
sorry force of habit between rdr2 the witcher 3 skyrim and cyberpunk i'm used to mods to be a pain in the ass to instal
GREEN GOOBIE
parry the guy with the long sword, while having a cleaver... ok
JOLLY MODIE
whya re you always here when im here
are you watching me 😱
yes
Again how do you mod half sword man
you have the link for the mod ? only thing i found is that https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11 i couldn't find anything labeled undrlfe
Thats a question for #modders-guild-hall they'll set you straight
can you remind me to defrost the chicken
sure defrost the chicken
yeah sure
yeah those are very annoying to install
A GLITCH FROZE ME IN PLACE AND THE BARON TOOK ADVANTAGE AND SKINNED MY BACK OFF 😭
ovrdth selector
is the name
undertale
just parry
correct link
i mean i dont see why your misleading someone who just wantsto learn!!!!!!
ah it changed name i guess thanks
no he was trolling you
😔
we should throw soft rocks at him
yes
can someone tell me why when I was playing that the camera started fucking up and just absolutely throwing it self around like I was in first person
I was in third btw
Physics engine is kind of fucky
So your head might have spun around like a loony toons character on crack
Is there any way to reset from the start of gauntlet mode after unlocking ultimate challenge?
I've got to the point of ultimate challenge, and it's kicking my arse at the point where I'm against 3 opponents
you could just make it easier
reducing the damages
but there was a pop up I forgot the words
I'll admit I found a small short of this game and read the steam page. I'm planning on giving it a shot.
How many weapon types are there in the game currently and planning to be up on official release?
Polearms
swords
Maces
Farming tools
Non-traditional weaponry
shields
why is lmb for right arm and rmb for left arm
axes and knives
candlesticks
https://youtu.be/XOmYpIMe2yw?si=kg7blRgl9ARZpIh3 (Stayed Up All Night Doing Half Sword Ultimate Challenge by Moist Critikal)
you get used to it
and i stayed up all night watching his videos
He has insomnia so he will just randomly put on banger middle of the night streams
So is everything basically a weapon because candlestick is a bit of an odd one.
can someone guide me on how to grapple
2 handed candle stick is unironially really good
how
its not wort it
these advance techniques dont mean shit
why not
just use most op weapons
excuse my spelling im very sleepdeprived
Oh it's one of those type of candle sticks. I weirdly thought just a small candle.
where do i play the old playtest?
You just get a feel for the controls as you play, but grappling resembles two hockey players going at it.
i like breaking arms tho
especially with pole arms
ohh you mean like jui jitsu. Nahh I dont think thats a feature.
i seen people do it in the new version but its very hard
thats sick lol
some people are nuts at manipulating these characters i wouldnt be surprised if they have started that
you can do it easliy in the old playtest
dude i can only do an arm lock
must've felt like 9it
i watched this already
watch it again
you will be twice as better at it
hes not good at explaining
control your willie
what kind of willie
i cant do half the shit he does cuz my fps is so low
i hate when the willies steal the weapon you are going for just before you grab it
in spoilance
so i always resort to throwing punches like a mad man
na my fps is high on epic and i cant do it
my fps is 30 on a good day
how do u achieve precise control like this
practice
high fps and ur mouse sensitivity must be low
and a bit of luck (in that field alteast)
yes
although fps doesnt really matter unless your <60
im usually <30
thats not very ideal
ik
do any of you know how to grapple
how do you even play
press e and q
no as in actually slam people
pretty sure you cant really SLAM people without a bug or hs enchancer but you can make them trip and hit their head
sort of
i think i js found out how to slam people
single leg slam
if only i had pic perms
thats crazy
amazing
balls
i just got my first enemy with throwing
how do you grab the back of there leg
Howdy forger
what he said
u also gotta do it from the right abit
otherwise u wont get close enough
didnt even mean to kill him i mean i was going to i hate the guy
your nasty bro
Patience
throwing stuff is hard
are you playing on vr or something how are you swinging to precisely
turn ur sense way down
skill
you dont need to flling your mouse to move ur sword
i used to like
baseball my shield away
with the mace
it was funny
It's amazing if you can land it
how was my clip i just posted
if you want a easier way to do it
i recommend you spin and then throw it up
just use ur legs trust me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djQOxsjVE4E
haven't tried that..
my sens and settings
Toss spin, Spin catch
highkey veteran boss is the easiest
baldy?
ye
10 minute long mega comp
yeah i one shot him as a beggar
sometimes you do it by accident and get it
and you won't clip that
happens too much
The best clips are the ones that are hit & recorded
Because even though all the flashy kills were used early on~ Oh it Seny
Sent*
Also in order when they were made
I feel like adding a small healing factor for the ultimate challenge would be good
cause if your hand get injured at all you're pretty much done for
That is why it is the 'Ultimate' challenge though
vengeance
you got red screen, MIIIDIDIDIIDIDID CLIPPFPPF
true... it has to be 500dpi mouse movements and 2 second long or else it's trash
this but unironically
can u kill someone with bare fists
you can
yes
question is
can you kill the Knight with your bare fists?
absolute fucking kino
how do i upload clips on here
Does anyone know what type of game modes ea will have
500 is weak shit, unironically
i rly want there to be hunger games so like spoilance but big
im an elbow kinda guy personally cant be using my wrist for 50 billion dpi gaming anymore
halfsword my 2nd most played game on steam😭
it still sucks tho cause the ganging up and the fact that if you get a tiny bit injured you have to restart
nupe
You need that katana chrome made, ez
it's way too op for me to use often
Nonono
Chrome made a new katana
that cuts through armor
what is chrome
I just got my fastest commoner duel, I put a sword through willy's noggin
very cool
He made my stinger
I have no clue what your stinger is
katana that cuts through armor is dumb tho lol
negates the entire reason to use it
holy tuff
lowk thought it was gonna be like the guy's from opm
but that's funny asl
Bro is a dark souls boss
if i want to make custom loadout i need the half sword trainer mod along with ovrdth extension right ?
I like my other two for simplicity
does he just make public mods or did u pay him for that
I made those two, but the stinger was made by him for free
Mercy my sire!
how'd u make em
oh so it's just a regular sword?
Well yeah lol
damn i just realized I sounded like a jackass
And like u mentioned b4 with the colors?
you just modified the files?
very cool
did they change the movement because i feel like im always falling over
Stamina
dias(arm)ed
the hoe is a terrible and unusable weapon
does anyone have tips for final challenge
use the big ass spears
I'm still trying to beat it but it gets me the farthest
thats a tip for life
lol
whenever i spawn in naked it's with nothing
problem is i always get some shit for my weapon
ovrdeath loader
like the small billhook
guys, my game still crashing
or a knife
anyone with the same problem?
turn down blood
hope it works for u
With the knives bait hits
then stab em in the gut or throat
it'll work up to tier two
yeah but when youre using a knife against a bigger knife ita a bit of a problem
then take their swords
yeah lol
W pfp btw
aerodynamics
put your fucking pants on
Why
your in a public place
So?
and do i need to call the guard
Im owning these other willies with my willy out
the grete champion is walling me completely
which one
veteran?
he has a helmet
or are you talking soldier?
Yeah idk what one ur talking about
Headbutt people
i don't the name i just started the game. i just know hes killed me a dozen times
so what level is he
there was too much carbon dioxide i released
yes
alrighty
this guy is super eeasy to beat
the candlesticks
no
or the knife in the middle
don't even go for em
either one
go for the knife in the middle
they both are insane
candelsticks are op bro tf you talking abt
but the knife has a %100 chance of spawning
go for the knife and bait attacks
when he overcommits stab him right in the gut
I’m doing a fence only run tonight
fair
Only kills from dudes slammed into the fence
plus if you bait the attack it's insta kill
His halberd is cool
but the strat is to wait for him to walk past the knife, then run to it and grab it staying mobile, then walk just outside his range
then when he overcommits
i like candlestick the most tho
stab hijm using alt
that's spoilance tho
if there were knifes in spoilance it would different
Wait so if they are posting about being at next whihc is on febuary or march does that mean that the game is still months away? Because isnt next fest about playing demos and stuff??
Next fest sorry
i got him low but he hit me cut off my hand and thars all she wrote
that's why u gotta make it short and sweet
just right in the gut full commit
if i could I would share a video
bro i love grappling so muchh
good lord I'm fighting a gold knight
I'm afraid
Never fucking mind
packed his shit up
he's dead as fuck
poor guy who was surrendering his death was in the middle of someone screaming
i just feel like i'm lost with this game.
its fun but i have no clue if i'm doing anything right
that's how it starts out lool
lol
but use free mode and practice
always aim for the head and use left Alt
to stab
Half sword
just found out i can win a fight by
-bringing my opponent down
-pressing my weapon against their chest to prevent them from getting up which forces them to surrender
if they're on the ground and your weapon hovers near their head for long enough they yield
if you could chop a dudes wooden spear haft in 2 using a greatsword I think I'd bust
even clueless wouldnt see this coming
We are finally a peasant
How to learn advanced movements in half sword?
Besides the basib noob swining your wearing left, up down, etc
I know how to stab, but not necessarily use it as an attack method first hand
They don't show me what keys to press just thier movement
most guides for this game are terrible
think of the stab key (alt) as a modifier rather than a hotkey
it puts your weapon in stab mode while pressing it
this is known
this server's best players are infinitely better than most content creators
incl the ones that proclaim "mastery"
So what are the major keys used to play this game?
wasd, space, x, alt, left/right click
I think thats it the combinations are endless though
what sandman said + Q and E for grabbing/throwing
just killed the baron, didn't get a "you won" screen
you kill him in the challenge or the 1v1
challenge
The sword..... it's so lose. My character doesn't seem to have afirm grip which means and don't have a proper stance
holding shift steadies your stance somewhat
they will make the characters stronger with better structure in early access
for now you just have to get used to it
a lot of the instability is just the jigglyness of the playtest yes
I FINALLY LEARNT how to grapple correctly
Ok
i can do an armlock but on the otherhand i need luck to slam
you have to stun them first for an easier slam
w
Deadass, in your opinion who is like top 10
hs7 takes up the immediate top 7
then the rest idk
the content creators pmo 🙏
I fucking hate yt guides on half sword
"Play the way i play or play terribly." Let people learn their playstyle via gameplay not shitty guides
most of the players in this server are either average, mid, or kind of the samey where they have enough to make it by/do well against the ai but without any additional showcase of skill
hello
how to win the man at arms easily in the game
long polearm
smack head
stab them
same lol u literally have to feel it out to learn it lol
in an open-ended physics game like this guides should be pointers as to how to play the game, not the end-all solution
Exactly
just like how irl fighting scripts teach how to fight dynamically as well as solutions to specific situations
Yt guides just basically tell you to play like them, they give you terrible advice for new comers, some even tell them to parry over dodging
And some literraly just say "do this"
Brother
Do WHAT
me (the actual parry god) specifically telling people not to parry until they've mastered the game enough
Like what?? New people will struggle with parrying because that's mid game shit that you learn after you done everything
You have levels to this
borderline endgame
Not a jump ahead piece
also auto parry comes in to screw you if you know what you're doing
parrying is very advanced if it's actual redirecting/blocking and not just having bladd contact for the sake of blade contact
All im able to do are dodges and some parries here and there and im happy, no one needs to know how to become the parry god until your able to reliably kill that sonoavitch commoner boss
and then there comes actually having it be smooth and effective
precisely
I saw someone tell someone to learn fucking camera dodges, FOR A NEW PERSON
then be like me and parry the commoner boss
is this game pvp or just pve?
pve
Until EA pve
"You have 2 hours? Time to learn the hardest fucking defense technique in the entire game and do it reliably, have fun."
Then split screen pvp
when is ea? anyone know?
Maybe
I did it like not far in twin ✌️ it just takes thinking about what ur doing wrong and understanding mechanics
i know that but im confused with the grab part
Not end game at all
ok mr good at the game
heres an example of a single button press stab
Basic parry or full on parry riposte / slapping reposte ?
let's think about the average troglodyte with no swordplay gamesense or even any remote knowledge of how to swing properly
A lot of people don’t understand distancing and structure and thus cannot parry
I started parrying early because i had experience before gauntlet was even a thing, but telling people new to learn a overall mid defensive option that is harder to master than simple S dodging is wild
use your legs before you lose them
Then comes the part where you try to ignore the f key for parrying
Never use slow mo for parrying or parrying practice
We all did once i think
It will not burn in reaction speed for you
Shame on me then
lol I learned before they added slowmo
I went trial and error till i got it
is camera dodging when you shift left or right?
I died like 20 times before i fully got it down lmfao
no
It's harder than that
I used to do a lot of redirections and blade manipulation
dodging and parrying at once
It’s a lot easier with a long blade tho
Im able to reliably dodge and sometime parry reliably but man sometimes the game throws the best ai out there
because if your dodge fails, the blade is there
Camera dodging is abusing high dpi and sens to move your body with using wasd
ai stupid across the board
It's super hard to master without being hit a bunch
they just get aggressive and that's why it feels like they're good
It's easy to camera dodge stabs and overheads
kicks, grapples, flails
Which i tell people to try and learn first
So lame af
😹
peasant was easy to get through
It looks cool
That's what is important
And it's technically hema accurate
yo chill on those of us who seek aura points
It's just body movement lmfao
High dpi is not hema accurate
Moving your body to avoid attacks is
holy crap i didn't know you could straight up knock off helmets
just because youre a boring milquetoast bookworm nerd who follows the manuscript with your slow floaty movements doesn't mean we all have to obey the same principles
lol
let the children play the game like a game
this i will not deny
shit is NOT accurate
I do not PARRY i do not RIPOST i THROW my mouse left and right and if i MISS i DIE
it's like saying john half sword is realistic
This?
moving your body away by using the camera in a game where if you stab someone they can start spiraling into the air
so basically the middle of the half sword bell curve
It's just like, a weave
worked, thank you so much
love the game, +18 hours since downloaded it, awesome for drain the stress caused by my wife
i parried, deflected then disarmed someone
halmf swormd
Grindset
i'm getting the hang of the parries now
is parrying only with a sword?
ok
reminder that the average "parry" in this game is making blade contact with a guy who has already missed his swing and then killing him afterwards with a backswing @mental kelp
Even the hand
i spoke too soon i immediately got a sword threw my head
parry everything with anything
Use a stool as a parrying off hand
Me when I hardly touch the tip of my blade to the other but it makes a clang and sparks “PARRY PARRY”
"DUDE I AM A PARRY MASTER NOW JUST LIKE CLUELESS"
I love the sparks, they freak the fuck out
And then theres the "parry" of the fucking antechrist that the commoner boss is
I set my parry
Hold shift for structure
Get killed by a thrust he attacks
Balde slaps throught mine and sliced me clean
youre just not motivated enlugh
Epic username and pfp
decaps in plate like this are so satisfying
Man i wish i could just do that
Like right nkw
Yes, clueless. We know you have beef with the commoner boss. Now stop bullying him!
Baldy man died, flew up in the air, and crashed my game
r.i.p clueless
I managed to parry like the last parry once
Somehow died via the commoner's blade moving throught atoms
Juicy gore
the kasumi kamae block/parry is a super fun one when you do it right
If you want juicy gore fight in the commoner tier with player and npc damage at the minimum
i have decided not to touch multi fights unless required
And its cool as shit
MOD!! THIS GUY USING A PLANCON IN COMMONER!!!
BAN HIM NOW
how do u do that
Your friends will hate you when ea's pvp comes out
aura is when you parry then shove the sword into their heart
Or decapitate them clean
Aura is when you bonk them with the Pommel and it kills them
Aura is when the game crashes afterward
ouch
Your own reflection
aura is when you let them take their best swing at you and come out unscathed
Teleporting in clueless crib to 1v1 him in half sword. (I use a plancon and spinning at 5000000 DPI)
we now hit militia
Clueless going
mere mortal and somehow parry ripostes that shit
Ima go "He clueless" as I'd turn on enhancer and fly at him at the speed of a fighter jet
sorry bro i learned from john half sword
The d key of doom and despair
Ok
"Sorry babe, Johnhalfsword is teaching me how to spin at the speed of light."
in carnage do you keep your weapon or does it become knife still?
keep
I hope EA adds blade bends and blunting just to spite you off 
There already is sword blunting
Yea thats called the final challenge lmao
Jokes aside, fr ?
Yes.
to clarify, I had already set the stab to it's max distance (hold Alt + move mouse upwards), release the alt key while its extended-then you can tap alt once to do the full stab
The slap of death and disememberment
I really hope we get groin damage just for the funsies and the male audience audibly yelling in pain
bit over kill but approved
Clueless is probably like
"This fucking guy has the most ugliest fucking outfit ever." Whenever he see my fit
Theres mo such thing as overkill in a GORE BASED game
wow what a thunk
I was thinking of the word "lemon"
Didn't sheathe launch him into the stratosphere
It's a bee
i'm fine with that! i already have experience with using a shinai
I'd like that too I'd love weapon deformation
Oh my god
imagine shattering a MFs sword
This guy is gonna speedrun the EA
chopping his spear halft in half
Honestly, it would be cool if we get a training mode where new people can practice.
Like we use blunt swords and shit
Just a little lemon treeee
that would be nice fr they can just add a wooden sword
replace the practice dummy with that
i need to learn how to game clips this game. its satisfying
"sometimes i just gotta beat the ladies off with a stick"
I use steelseries its nice
He like a sensei teaching him Kendo, smacking the shit out of him because his leg was like one centimeter off
(he got exposed for being a fraud)
When i learn how to manipulate weapons, ima make a bastard sword more slim that the fur on a blade of grass
okay game bar just shrinks the footage
Shit finna look like i put a tooth pick on a fucking crossguard and hilt
ask ovrdth to lock a willie by winding and grabbing his hands so he cant do anything but get stabbed...
it was just not clipworthy
he can do it
at 0.2x speed with gloves and t3 longsword
Tier 3 is generous
then speed it up and post it as "GRAPPLING MASTERY"
buth with ls size thickness so it runs fast
then the comments will be like "HE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER"
somehow his clips are still mid as shit despite this
Nah, he going to turn his longsword into a armor cutting sniper rifle that can instant dismember everything
And then say he the best player
Jarvis, show that image of Obama giving himself the medal.
that's what mass appeal looks like
easy to fool dumb yt shorts scrollers/new players who can't swing straight
That's what mass ass looks like i think what you meant, i got recommended a clip from him and all of the kills he got was him getting so incredibly lucky with just stabs that BARELY made it
then they go in this server and get flashbanged by actual high tier gameplay
this game brings the worst out in me. "please show mercy" nah
"AMAZING DISTANCE CONTROL. TRULY ONE OF THE BEST SWORDFIGHTERS I'VE SEEN IN THIS GAME"
"I use alt to stab" REAL MEN USE SWING STAB TECH!!!!!!!
normal people use double click
"WATCH ME SHIT ON THIS DUDE" just a fist fight and he in full gold armor
"BEST FIST FIGHTER IN HALF SWORD HISTORY" - game not even in ea yet
clip got like 3 filters on it with some medieval music playing
It's that shitty fuckass remix of like shake your hips Shakira but medieval
That like every yt half sword player was blasting in yt shorts
violent sword slapping
Dawg just use medieval music, it's not hard to fine 😭
ya there's this one that does that but also says he's using real techniques n shit
(only guards and not even correct)
YEAH I SAW THAT LMFAO
Bro reminded me of that goofy mf
i just failed the abyss. i'm at the beginning again
I think the only thing he got right was fools guard which is the easiest shit to replicate in game
WHY MY FUCKING CHARACTER COULDNT EVEN FIGHT WITH ONE HAND OFF
fools guard is literally just have sword pointed at ground and bait other guy into attacking
anyone can do that
Yeah exactly
yea but like they do it bad....
most mid ass gedan-kamae plays on planet earth
He had his sword point if i recall rly high up
somehow these clips get thousands of views and glaze comments
it's borderline schlongpoint
cuz yt shorts
when I used to uload on there I would get thousands of views and some comments of how good it was
even if it wasnt
half sword content creation is currently at its peak dunning-kruger effect phase rn
And said "Fools guard!" And people haven't touched a foam sword let alone partaked in a Hema sparing match of any form call it accurate and some fuckass loser says "I did hema and this is accurate!"
still funny how i'm the sole kendo/kenjutsu guy in the entire community who actually does it right
those who lie
My ass can only replicate two stances with a spear and these sword fucks can't even replicate proper hema stances correctly, HOW!!?!?!?!
spearpoints make for decent blades
my biggest annoyance is the inability to do a proper nebenhut/waki-gamae
like bro just PIVOT YOUR BODY
And the stances i used in spear ingame AREN'T EVEN FULLY ACCURATE IMO LOL
You see, it’s called fools guard because you’re a fool for thinking it’s actually fools guard
how do i throw someone when i've grabbed them if its possible?
My most half ass spear hema recreation possible the stances don't even look correct
how do yall get clean swings with polearms, I find that I can't get proper whacks with the poleaxe and halberd
I did it irl, that's why 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
try switching ur grip at the midpoint
Get this grindset, ima make a bunch of videos of half ass hema forms and be labeled a legend
gotta practice not overswinging
ull be more legend if u do it real and tuff...
better than te others
Nah but fr doe, learn the weapon length and metal piece to landing point
wait until your authentic real swordplay gets ridiculed by armchair fencers
I wanna get back into it, but it's an expensive hobby
while the fake shit gets more clout
Authentic shit is burned while Sir Fartass Mcgee makes a half ass video of him doing shit wrong and incorrectly and get more views
I cry myself to sleep seeing dday videos get so much shit wrong and get 1m views while actual experts in the field get 20k
chill out bro hes just a young kid trying to feed his family. he didnt wanna be there
sticks and stones
while they can't read past a few sentences I can post paragraphs in droves...
that’s gonna hurt

that’s gonna hurt more
short sword
when you are arm less and lost a leg. but you win with you last leg
Greetings! Anyone knows how to stop Willie from walking on his own? It happens to me from time to time.
are you swining heavy weapons? or holding g?
just got my steam feedback and i need a life.
also for the willie part i personally hug him really tight so he dosent run away
It usually happens after I'm fighting for a while and when he starts walking, I can't make him stop, even if he rests after the fight for a bit.
He usually walks sideways
you play with controler might be stick drift
never seen him walk sideways on his own in my life so i think you might need to reinstall idk
I'm playing with Keyboard + Mouse, sorry for not clarifying that.
I have a video of it but I can't post it here
also willie walks in the same direction you were walking in when you end the match and he keeps walking for eternity if its not at the end of the match after you pressed G then idk
go to feedback
controller is shit to play Halfsword with
i didnt realize it had controller support yet
ik but some people run it
i was in commener and i died now im back at peasent i hate this game
suprisingly it does lol
I know, but for example last time it happened on the Baron challenge way before the actual Baron fight where there's no G or anything like that.
It doesn’t have true support, just enough to where you could in theory
then idk ask feedback-bugreporting idk how to link chanels
oh ok so like through steam controller mapping
Alright! Thanks for your time nonetheless!
upload the vid there and eventualy some poor soul who had the same issue can help you fix it
there’s a special channel if I remember correctly made for clips if you’re under level 3
to be fair even if it had full support playing a game like halfsword without a mouse would be so funky lmao
also post and talk about it here https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525
veteran baby
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 heres where you can post footage if you cant in feedback, pretty sure you can tho
Done
Yeah when you’re level 3 you can post clips in the general and Halfsword chats
How does one level up btw?
use chat
apparently you can level down too, i was lvl 2 just this morning lol. idk what i did
This Is Democracy Manifest. What is the charge, eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
i love that guy, he cameo'd in a music video about the same thing lol https://youtu.be/I3jAJHRW_Yo?si=grv698pxHgq7bH8V&t=98 timestamped to his appearance
wobba
i wouldn't listen to this song
something of the same genre maybe
my personal favorite is "italian brainrot drill"
im losing more faith in this fucking world
i had to spend 3 minutes searching for some italian brainrot song
https://open.spotify.com/track/6sANyzumnyrdEjk1DMNkMM?si=b4273de0dfc94fd2 I think its best if you listen to this masterpiece
all i hear is loud noises
in reality i listen to stuff like jazz
i dont hear moaning
Yo what is that?
Half sword
Yeah but why does it look like that?
Clanker vision
Reshades on nexus
Oh! Interesting
Real
ALL THIS GRINDING TO BE A BEGGER AGAIN
Please make it so you go one down instead of straight to beggar
Sounds like yelling to me
dude the Ais can parry thrown weapons, mf is just fucking flexing on me
look, if someone hawked a sword at you, you'd probably raise your own sword to swat at it, out of instinct if nothing else
make sense but im so used to him being dogshit its surprising
I have a question for everyone
I’m trying to beat the Baron currently, but my game keeps crashing showing the same pop up of a “fatal error” before I can get to him
diasble blood
This happens even when I’m just playing the game
Alr
blood and gore are the reason
Gruesome it is
no blood at all
youre prob gonna crash still
i mean you can try
dodging is broken
does that count, idk if i actually dodge it
gn chat
just got a brave stand where two guys have plancons and one the high teir two handed axe
Got close to getting him
I was able to knock him down but I was weakened from the others before and couldn’t finish him off
i love the greatswrods
are you in armor?
It is funny tho that the Baron got smacked about by a crippled man with a pointy stick
ahhhh
i think i used the two handed warhammer
The Plancon would definitely get him
But of course as previously stated, I was basically crippled
its good i just have issues with the ridgedness of polearms
i like how free the stuff like the higher tier two handed axe are
Jesus christ
Ultimate challenge
Got to the point of going against 4 people at once, nearly a full suit of armor and a polearm. First time doing it and getting this far.
Fatal error
I heard that's the answer but it makes me so depressed to turn it off
I had a Plancon, full armour, all the stars were aligned
But then the power of physics makes it so that the Baron can shove his Greatsword THROUGH MY HELMET
Jeesus
its fine because of how short the section can be
and it feels nice
no
is it possible to get a clean uninterrupted slit/cut with a sword
On the baron? Maybe
Possibility is low
But now zero
i find slicing to be so much harder for me
especially on a laggy laptop
i cant get the slicing motion right
but thrusts are incredibly consistent
yeah its possible
Me personally, I just bonked him with a Plancon until he caved in
you can cut ppl in half
Nah he just missed, if he didn't your head would've been on a plate served hot
I wish we could get replays for stuff like that
Willie hittin the final death pose
this game sometimes tries to annoy me
the flamingo glitch doesn't inherently bother me
but when it spawns NEAR ME
it pisses me off
whats that?
its a physics bug
could've been a flawless clip if the ai wasn't terminator, but whatever, it was juicy. only two hits
How do y'all record stuff? I just got the cleanest commoner boss kill you'll never see.
steam recording
half sword is broken
steam
Blocked with a buclker followed by instant shot to the neck.
i forgo this existed
there's a reason it was used a ton in battle
forgor 💀
Why am I getting a fatal error cuh
blood
Oh
ez
Makes sense
I was in fact fighting off the challenge with one arm and a dagger and it was WORKING
damn
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
what?
Fatal error
to me too
for me my avatar randomly get pulled to the ground every here and then
and i cant get up or walk properly
the game in total is very buggy lately
Bruh
trying to be careful with this batch as there a not so nice word..
hey guys, look! this guy being realistic! everyone send him stupid ass clips!
How can I fight ten hobo willies while being the black knight
I actually have no idea how I'm supposed to pick a weapon up from the floor
E and/or Q
yes but do I need to crouch down and reach with lmb/rmb?
stand on top look at it, press q or e
okok ty
pretty sure its been the same build for months
I get that too tho like my willys gravity turns up
yeah like a year lol
nah I think they did one stealth update after the april fools one earlier 2025
around juneish
"fixed" the crashes in the last phase of gauntlet (they didn't)
Anyone care to give simple instructions on how to jab/stab
Idk how
I'm trying to learn how for kifes/spears
Also because peasant carnage would be more fun
Double left click and hold on second click
OrlR hold alt and move mouse up
how do you reset challenge mode
why does my character stumble around when i start a combat
with knife use two hands and use the same form as that japanese guy who assassinated the communist politician unironically like 100% success rate
Don't hold shift a few seconds
oh ok
It's goofy but it works
Any advice how to kill the fully armored enemies a little quicker
Faster kicking+ kick until on ground +lay weapon on neck
Thank yall!