thats sick
#halfsword-chat-⚔
vital perch
thats sick
it's not that hard if you get the proper technique
vital perch
funnily enough catching & tossing is easy
the worst part of throwing is if you miss the throw the entire clip goes to trash
warped apex
it's just flashy
merry fox
i havent heaven beat gauntlet yet :x
warped apex
the worst part of throwing is if you miss the throw the entire clip goes to tras...
UNLESS
you mess up so bad it's funny
warped apex
@vital perch garbage bin clips here
merry fox
brotha i have 37 or smth :I
mortal steppe
gauntlet was difficult at first but past boss 3 and 4 everything is quite a breeze
warped apex
i have a loadout with 6 daggers specifically for throwing
I only play the gauntlet... I wish
mortal steppe
brotha i have 37 or smth :I
oh shi
merry fox
tbh though i have not been trying super hard
warped apex
I've beaten the gauntlet 140 times and I just stay in commoner now
mortal steppe
if u cant beat gauntlet the ultimate challenge is gonna destroy you
vital perch
I only play the gauntlet... I wish
why not get ovrdth and make a 6 dagger loadout
i have a clip where i landed 3 dagger throws in a row
mortal steppe
tbh though i have not been trying super hard
3rd and 4th boss are the most difficult bosses btw
vital perch
though not lethal they still connected
warped apex
should I go for 200 gauntlet & ultimate challenge wins before release lol
mortal steppe
the rest are easy
merry fox
3rd and 4th boss are the most difficult bosses btw
which is the 4th
mortal steppe
should I go for 200 gauntlet & ultimate challenge wins before release lol
is this a job for you
merry fox
i dont remember
warped apex
no
mortal steppe
do you make content or smth
warped apex
No
mortal steppe
you should start making content then
warped apex
No
vital perch
should I go for 200 gauntlet & ultimate challenge wins before release lol
"How many hours do you have on half sword?"
"yes"
merry fox
which is the 4th boss
mortal steppe
so half sword is just a hobby?
mortal steppe
which is the 4th boss
spiked spear guy
warped apex
No
vital perch
so half sword is just a hobby?
half sword is life ❤️
mortal steppe
how long yall been playing
vital perch
how long yall been playing
yes
warped apex
indeed
mortal steppe
thats awesome
merry fox
spiked spear guy
oh i have both of those down ez peasy its the levels between the bosses at man at arms and up
vital perch
mortal steppe
do yall have any tips for me on how to beat someone with a spear
merry fox
spear
mortal steppe
specifically a spiked spear when they can range me
vital perch
do yall have any tips for me on how to beat someone with a spear
shift + A/D
close distance
mortal steppe
im struggling in ultimate challenge
warped apex
push it out of the way
merry fox
specifically a spiked spear when they can range me
the planson
warped apex
ride itr
mortal steppe
shift + A/D
do i wait for a specific attack
unique socket
Yeah just hit it
vital perch
the planson
plançon is a bitch weapon
merry fox
fr
vital perch
do i wait for a specific attack
wait for them to strike , then close distance
mortal steppe
push it out of the way
tried, its difficult to aim
mortal steppe
wait for them to strike , then close distance
alright
vital perch
spear weakness' is distance
aswell as their strength
just depends on how close you are
mortal steppe
plançon is a bitch weapon
i abused plancon and poleaxe in my gauntlet run
warped apex
toss & catch trick number 100 something
unique socket
I usually just bomb rush
vital perch
toss & catch trick number 100 something
bro's getting ready for that london trip
mortal steppe
ong
warped apex
I need to try tossing a weapon against a wall hard enough to make it bounce back
vital perch
I need to try tossing a weapon against a wall hard enough to make it bounce back
try tossing a spear sometime
merry fox
i abused plancon and poleaxe in my gauntlet run
is the pole axe any good?
vital perch
is the pole axe any good?
it is if you can use it effeciently
warped apex
try tossing a spear sometime
doesn't work out for me
mortal steppe
is the pole axe any good?
yeah its pretty good
vital perch
doesn't work out for me
look up , hold alt , swing forward , let go
mortal steppe
i only choose it over plancon cus i want the armor
warped apex
@marsh hollow Peakiest
merry fox
it is if you can use it effeciently
couldnt you say that about any weapon tho ._.
warped apex
actually the most peak of edits I've made
vital perch
vital perch
couldnt you say that about any weapon tho ._.
any weapon's good if you can use it
proved it with maces
which is generally underrated imo
mortal steppe
<@1026362823674187867> Peakiest
this song over straight gore is horrifying
unique socket
It fucking my ears thats whats horrifying
merry fox
this song over straight gore is horrifying
i always be listening to classical music while i play this game
vital perch
mortal steppe
i always be listening to classical music while i play this game
classical music is very fitting
quaint ingot
i always be listening to classical music while i play this game
I listen to country with some Hank 3 mixed in
vital perch
i personally love metal
mortal steppe
i listen to underground rap
warped apex
this is my type of genre of music currently
mortal steppe
"Commoner boss so hard!!"
Commoner boss:
has to be easy when you have 4 digit number playtime lol
marsh hollow
<@1026362823674187867> Peakiest
yo even more peak
warped apex
also Sex mex is a new and pretty good band
vital perch
has to be easy when you have 4 digit number playtime lol
lol no i have ~170 hours
mortal steppe
he sometimes swings back very fast and doesnt leave time to attack
neon shoal
this is my type of genre of music currently
grundge?
warped apex
this is my type of genre of music currently
Old but peak
mortal steppe
lol no i have ~170 hours
mixed you up with pinklepuff mb
vital perch
mixed you up with pinklepuff mb
all good 
neon shoal
so that's the name
Nirvana and Blur are grungy and idk for sure
merry fox
bro i keep trading with the guys in carnage at the first lvl
im not trying hard enough
vital perch
bro i keep trading with the guys in carnage at the first lvl
hold alt , and dodge
warped apex
shamefully self promoing for when I stream the game again
mortal steppe
bro i keep trading with the guys in carnage at the first lvl
lmaoo i keep missing stabs idk why its so difficult for me, i just dont do carnage in beggar
vital perch
not the dodge part
hold shift and tap any of the movement keys , notice how your character does a quick step in this direction
warped apex
I didn't say* shamelessly
vital perch
Tap , not hold
mortal steppe
shamefully self promoing for when I stream the game again
so you do content create
merry fox
lmaoo i keep missing stabs idk why its so difficult for me, i just dont do carna...
i just traded twice in a row by stabbing a guy in the head
warped apex
on twitch, That's just pressing a button.
merry fox
hold shift and tap any of the movement keys , notice how your character does a q...
yeah ik how to do it im just really tired rn and not playing super good
mortal steppe
on twitch, That's just pressing a button.
youre still making content
warped apex
no
vital perch
yeah ik how to do it im just really tired rn and not playing super good
havw some rest then
mortal steppe
youre providing viewers with content
merry fox
havw some rest then
soon
mortal steppe
whatever man
warped apex
"viewers" aka me
mortal steppe
how often do you stream
warped apex
everyday
mortal steppe
"viewers" aka me
you got 400 followers man thats a lot
vital perch
how often do you stream
if he feels generous today
quaint ingot
the arists I listen to are, Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr., Hank Williams 3, Drifting Cowboys, and the Highwaymen band
warped apex
you got 400 followers man thats a lot
I got 100 of which from a raid lol
a far superior halfsword streamer would be Fizzel Pop
molten sand
Can you still apply for a full demo?
vital perch
Can you still apply for a full demo?
no
vital perch
I have seen many people on the indoors map etc
they use special mods for that
molten sand
ahhh okay.
warped apex
would it be possible to import another Unreal map via that mod lol
molten sand
Also will my specs be able to run the full game, lemme send you them in dms rq
vital perch
would it be possible to import another Unreal map via that mod lol
actually good question
warped apex
or would the universe implode upon itself
how do I get it
I will try this herculean task with my minimal modding knowledge
mortal steppe
hold shift and tap any of the movement keys , notice how your character does a q...
how do u stab with the knife though
alt and moving my mouse up just makes me miss their chest
do i grab the knife 1 handed or 2 handed
vital perch
do i grab the knife 1 handed or 2 handed
doesnt matter , also turn on lock on
mortal steppe
doesnt matter , also turn on lock on
its on
warped apex
do i grab the knife 1 handed or 2 handed
which way do you have more fun with
mortal steppe
i just miss stabs all the time
merry fox
what should i have the lock on strength at
vital perch
i just miss stabs all the time
it's a problem on your side then
mortal steppe
what should i have the lock on strength at
max but its annoying only if ur against a hoarde
warped apex
also if you're a first person gangster use max fov
mortal steppe
it's a problem on your side then
im aware of that, which is why ill rephrase
what is the correct way to stab with a knife
hold alt and move my mouse up?
vital perch
hold alt and move my mouse up?
yes
warped apex
old clip me of shoving a sword into a gap in a helmet
marsh hollow
i think custom body shapes and size would be cool for this game
warped apex
My willy needs a phatty
marsh hollow
i wanna make a giant that can just throw anyone around
merry fox
halfling method
warped apex
@vital perch that may be so but look at this removal of a hat
vital perch
<@784719330578923520> that may be so but look at this removal of a hat
what
oh wait my discord fucked up
merry fox
what is the meta for faction in gaunt
stone flare
warped apex
Me now - vs - Me when I started playing a year ago
Waiting for it
Damn you discord
Almost...
vital perch
you know funny thing is you have 10X more hours than me (literally) and yet we're on similiar skill level
warped apex
merry fox
whats the best faction
warped apex
It took me like 800hrs to understand blocking & parrying lmfao
vital perch
whats the best faction
if you're planning to use light weapons , less damage / faster dodging
if you use heavy weapons like polearms , take increased stamina
marsh hollow
where can i send videos
vital perch
where can i send videos
marsh hollow
thanks
vital perch
I wish I had fruit
the humble apple
warped apex
Accidentally trip elbow first into a vending machine
quaint ingot
I go like 5 hours from when I normally wake up till when I eat
vital perch
Accidentally trip elbow first into a vending machine
mfw there is no vending machine
warped apex
Then a person
You'll get food someway
If there is a will there's a whale
@vital perch i miss this in the game
signal wedge
mfw there is no vending machine
autumn mace more like autumn based 😎
merry fox
guys what weapon should i use for veteran
warped apex
The mind
merry fox
deep.
warped apex
Sharper than any sword
merry fox
not mine
warped apex
frank scarab
This would be funny if you didn't use the wrong WILLIE!
Willy got retconned years ago
warped apex
it's willithan
molten sand
why do I keep tripping when I am using the enhancer mod
warped apex
strength
molten sand
my speed multi is default
warped apex
it's too high
warped apex
you're stroking out lmfao
molten sand
I cant give it up
warped apex
you're literally too strong to walk properly
molten sand
he jumps every step 😭
warped apex
@molten sand gameplay when I was new
frank scarab
it's willithan
Wilhelm
warped apex
Willum\
frank scarab
Just say its fanon bro
molten sand
<@1313425080881254440> gameplay when I was new
average playthrough for me
speedrun sub 2 min 😭
molten sand
chat should i gts and continue tmrw
no
frank scarab
Just say its fanon bro
Damn it i don't think anyone will get that slightly niche internet term
warped apex
magic flume
Kcd1 combat feels so stale after playing this
warped apex
yet another comp wow
molten sand
do it now
merry fox
alrighty
molten sand
im so ahh at throwing bro
I try to through but it just goes in a different direction
wish I was like john halfsword fr
magic flume
How many hours do you have?
tender violet
how do i use mods
warped apex
by getting them first
warped apex
it has a guide? should anyway, I used it like once lol
molten sand
How many hours do you have?
got like 200 and im still ass
cant even parry with a sword properly
just swing and pray
frank scarab
Wilhelm
(The w stands for willie)
Even the mods get it wrong
The w part, they think willie is a nickname
tender violet
does mods only works on free mode
unique socket
No
humble hazel
He won't obey his master
fast bramble
molten sand
god damn max speed makes you a speed demon
rapid quest
I have never felt so impatient for Christmas to end
weak osprey
god damn max speed makes you a speed demon
frank scarab
I have never felt so impatient for Christmas to end
fierce umbra
Damn it i don't think anyone will get that slightly niche internet term
i wish i didnt
the undertale fandom caught up to me with that dumbass term
white trail
wobba
mortal auroraBOT
weak osprey
I have never felt so impatient for Christmas to end
Not so jolly
frank scarab
How did I win this
The sword in the foot
slender hull
The sword in the foot
he kicked himself into it lol
could barely swing it by that point
ragamuffin
frank scarab
subtle chasm
will this game still be released this year
subtle chasm
u were really going to far bro
lean nicheBOT
merry dew
tulip sentinel
@lean niche how are you
violet sequoia
Do we have an idea of what the full game will cost?
small glen
Do we have an idea of what the full game will cost?
2 trillion dollars without tax
frank scarab
Do we have an idea of what the full game will cost?
frank scarab
Or atleast cheaper then black ops 7
frank scarab
It's a indie game
Idk man i could make a circle jump, put it on steam and price it for 500 bucks
small glen
Idk man i could make a circle jump, put it on steam and price it for 500 bucks
I am afraid that is probably real
violet sequoia
A premium polished inde game *
small glen
A premium polished inde game *
They should just open pre orders!!!
violet sequoia
I would buy it early
There’s a surprisingly small market for this kind of game, if they do it right I think they will make a lot of money
restive barn
what is the best spoilance weapon
candle stick long
wide nimbus
candle stick long
correct
frank scarab
There’s a surprisingly small market for this kind of game, if they do it right I...
Kinda like blue candy
Got timed out for a min by saying the real thing
violet sequoia
Wdym
shell bronze
intelligence test
what kind of sword is the 2h sword in commoner
small glen
intelligence test time
12g.
small glen
intelligence test
what kind of sword is the 2h sword in commoner
Bastard
And small blade tier 1 longsword
restive barn
intelligence test
what kind of sword is the 2h sword in commoner
bastard sword
wide nimbus
intelligence test
what kind of sword is the 2h sword in commoner
what the other two people said
small glen
bastard sword
Isn't there also the tier 1 longsword made short?
shell bronze
me when the two people i didnt want to give the answer out gives the answer out
small glen
me when the two people i didnt want to give the answer out gives the answer out
Clueless, this is what i call a parry and riposte (Repost)
frank scarab
Clueless, this is what i call a parry and riposte (Repost)
Tell me your artistic reason on why the left foot is black (or atleast a dark color)
small glen
Tell me your artistic reason on why the left foot is black (or atleast a dark co...
Honey bee
small glen
Yellowish joints with pure black legs and a yellow fluff body
Hence the pants color scheme
Reposting this too..
queen heath
intelligence test
what kind of sword is the 2h sword in commoner
Coward!
Thy bravery is proven.
small glen
ps2 graphics
I just play low graphics because i want to!
vital perch
ps2 graphics
half sword console port reveal
small glen
shell bronze
vital perch
call me @shell bronze because i have no clue what i'm doing
wide nimbus
”WHAT’S SEVENTEEN MORE YEARS?” typa beatdown
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lHZSFAUcJjNXTFjlA?invite=cr-MSxuN0gsNDIyODc0MTEz&v=25
wide nimbus
call me <@998946686170832977> because i have no clue what i'm doing
i also have no clue what you’re doing
vital perch
I dunno is this a good clip
rapid bridge
vital perch
small glen
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1450041007142862858...
Fw the new color for the hornet loadout?
white trail
wobba
potent coral
what is this finisher hit
wowww
small glen
Hornet
potent coral
wtf is this combo?
mortal auroraBOT
small glen
It's more like dusk filter
autumn meadow
why bluefilter
autumn meadow
definitely a reddit filter
rough lake
WE NEED SOME UPDATES THE LAST ONE WAS 7 MONTHS AGO
small glen
WE NEED SOME UPDATES THE LAST ONE WAS 7 MONTHS AGO
Ea is soon
You're overreacting dawg
You must want to get banned..
small glen
WE NEED SOME UPDATES THE LAST ONE WAS 7 MONTHS AGO
2026 q1
autumn meadow
why is spreading misinformation against the rules thats my favorite pass time
small glen
why is spreading misinformation against the rules thats my favorite pass time
Because it can damage the dev team reputation and give people the wrong ideas
Philosophy turns political and never ends well
Mantic of all people warned you about spreading misinformation, i think its advisable if you just don't
autumn meadow
Mantic of all people warned you about spreading misinformation, i think its advi...
he wasnt even saying it will be he said no one will believe that the game would be
small glen
he wasnt even saying it will be he said no one will believe that the game would ...
I am just telling him
autumn meadow
i just dont know what it is about you but i get reddit from you i have no idea why bug its nothing against you or anything but i just get this feeling
small glen
i just dont know what it is about you but i get reddit from you i have no idea w...
Because you dislike me when I said using a spear tech is corny
autumn meadow
no its not that its the way you talk
small glen
no its not that its the way you talk
How 💔
autumn meadow
How 💔
you always have to have the last word you are always in some way putting someone down if you arent doing that you are showing how cool or good you are at the game and ive never seen you give anyone tips to get better at the game
small glen
you always have to have the last word you are always in some way putting someone...
How am I putting anyone down, why would I give tips to people if they don't ask, "showing how cool or good you are at the game" 90% of the people here do that
small glen
temu clueless loadout
I wonder what he doing.
autumn meadow
How am I putting anyone down, why would I give tips to people if they don't ask,...
people do ask while you are talking about how you shouldnt use a certain pole arm 3 people respond giving them advice and you are still spouting on about a shit pole arm
small glen
people do ask while you are talking about how you shouldnt use a certain pole ar...
What shit Polearm
None of the Polearms are shit lol
Besides the low tier Poleaxe
autumn meadow
the fucking tier 1 or whatever the term is
small glen
the fucking tier 1 or whatever the term is
Yeah i was relishing in the glory that is the tier 1, and I am pretty sure I was talking to someone about it regardless
You never even asked for any sounds tips, you just got defensive because i said the tech is corny
autumn meadow
i wasnt asking about tips someone else was
i havent asked about tips just yet i was helping others with tips
plain geode
genuinely how am i supposed to grapple
grabbing behind the knee is actually impossible, for some reason i keep grabbing the elbow
autumn meadow
genuinely how am i supposed to grapple
when you are in close crouch and press e you are more likely to grab the knee
small glen
Also uh, i was giving people suggestions during the argument lmfao
autumn meadow
after everyone else made a suggestion
small glen
grabbing behind the knee is actually impossible, for some reason i keep grabbing...
It's a bit tricky, but you want to stun them first then go for some more advanced grapples. @ruby glade is a expert in this field doe
And there a clip from one of my friends of him doing it too
small glen
grabbing behind the knee is actually impossible, for some reason i keep grabbing...
Here.
Original clip is from @humble iris
autumn meadow
i hate when the weapons on the ground kill you when you walk by them
frank scarab
Why is willie's shadow slightly darker then the real shadow
novel finch
Chat I need help I am trying to beat the max damage challenge and I’ve reached the ultimate challenge
subtle totem
Chat I need help I am trying to beat the max damage challenge and I’ve reached t...
what do you need help with
novel finch
what do you need help with
What weapon should I use against the Baron
frank scarab
Trying to beat ultimate challenge (baron) with max damage turned on
novel finch
Because
I am leaning towards the halberd given I’ve beaten the Baron twice with it
But in my past runs I only got it once and I instantly got killed by a pollaxe
autumn meadow
I hate that one handed spear
novel finch
Literally bro
Also can I just say idk if this is a hot take or not but idk why people say the pitchfork is broken
novel finch
Also can I just say idk if this is a hot take or not but idk why people say the ...
You literally just have to knock it out the way and at that point just push in
hasty bloom
cuz it’s a spear at a level where others don’t really have anything close
if i had to guess
idk i never use it
novel finch
You literally just have to knock it out the way and at that point just push in
Honestly any weapon in the peasant tier could do that minus probs the short bill hook
small glen
cuz it’s a spear at a level where others don’t really have anything close
This
It has hella range
For a tier with mostly close range stuff
hasty bloom
and it’s the only thing you can sorta match the boss with at that level
small glen
Knives, small axes, 2h axes, and sickles
The only other thing you have is the hoe
Which is alright
hasty bloom
yea but that always feels inconsistent
sometimes it lightly kisses their forehead and other times i cut their face off
novel finch
Knives, small axes, 2h axes, and sickles
Btw that small axe in the peasant tier should honestly be a second weapon in the commoner tier imo
That little axe can literally slice Willie’s in half with no issue
hasty bloom
it’s one of my favs
small glen
Btw that small axe in the peasant tier should honestly be a second weapon in the...
Nah
hasty bloom
that and the knife
hasty bloom
i love the kitchen knife sm
small glen
Does anyone even use the maces in commoner tier?
Some people do
hasty bloom
i much prefer swords at that level
small glen
Mostly buckler and mace
hasty bloom
also just good practice for parrying
novel finch
Swords pretty much clear
hasty bloom
a good bastard sword spawn is so much fun
small glen
a good bastard sword spawn is so much fun
When it isn't fat as shit
Yeah
Repost, the longsword is also generally more fun
hasty bloom
i’m so torn on the ones that taper down to a fat bottom. sometimes they slice like obsidian and other times they suck ass
novel finch
The falchion is honestly underrated imo
small glen
The falchion is honestly underrated imo
I love the falchion
hasty bloom
love the falchion. chrome has some good ones in his mod packs
i really like the longer ones
novel finch
Aw hell nah
small glen
Praying to be banned
hasty bloom
i don’t wanna say AI slopshit but….
pearl ferry
ai slop
small glen
We know
novel finch
Real
hasty bloom
feels like a slap in the face of the art team
storm prairie
wobba
hasty bloom
well yea that’s the point. using AI to shittily copy their style feelsbad
novel finch
Also kinda wanna know what are yalls predictions for the released game like what they’ll add
hasty bloom
not that they have a copyright on that medieval style but still
small glen
Repost, i should try and do this again
small glen
Also kinda wanna know what are yalls predictions for the released game like what...
We have a general idea
small glen
stab then twist?
Stabbed, spinned the sword into his face, threw it and cut his hand off, then spin kicked him
novel finch
We have a general idea
I really hoping I can add more funds to my steam account so I can buy the game
I have it added to my wishlist btw
hasty bloom
dw you have time to get some
pearl ferry
mmmmm chefs kiss
small glen
I really hoping I can add more funds to my steam account so I can buy the game
We are getting Thereshing flails
Character Customization, new voices (German, British, French and maybe more)
More armor
Weapon Customization
Custom heraldry
New maps and gamemodes
novel finch
We are getting Thereshing flails
Character Customization, new voices (German, B...
Istg if someone mods a gun into the game- (if they add the crossbow that they teased about in their YT channel)
small glen
Istg if someone mods a gun into the game- (if they add the crossbow that they te...
Mod support (workshop) won't be out till awhile
But there will be a crossbow
novel finch
I wonder if they’re gonna added a crossbow will they also add a normal bow?
small glen
Just a crossbow for now
small glen
I wonder if they’re gonna added a crossbow will they also add a normal bow?
I don't doubt it
But
Likely no
Oh and
Hopefully we get armor cosmetics
Like orles and plumes
In ea, no guarantee
small glen
what tf is wrong with medal
It's a link
floral imp
It's a link
so what..
tardy trout
would it be possible to have your character stand like.. 1 step back, in the character screen?.. the tip of some of the poleaxes can be hard to correctly ID
frank scarab
would it be possible to have your character stand like.. 1 step back, in the cha...
Maybe they should add the option to rotate the camera
tardy trout
you can rotate the character.. but that doesn't help much when the tip of the poleaxes extend past the camera
potent ledge
Chat, question, what is Willie’s nationality?
tardy trout
swedish?
tardy trout
talking sounds like a mix of swedish and english
ruby glade
Like, who is he genetically?
Hes grown out of a vat and animated using heretical alchemy
fierce umbra
i think he hasnt noticed the sword in his neck
frank scarab
you can rotate the character.. but that doesn't help much when the tip of the po...
Sorry that was sarcasm, for real though they should make the scroll wheel to zoom in and out, probably the best way to implement it.
potent ledge
Hes grown out of a vat and animated using heretical alchemy
Makes sense
frank scarab
Oh shit you guys don't know the mushroom lore?
fierce umbra
the halfsword mushroom lore?
potent ledge
Oh shit you guys don't know the mushroom lore?
Apparently not
real summit
Will they be adding some weapons with chain/rope mechanics to them, like a Chinese rope dart, or flail?
tardy trout
Will they be adding some weapons with chain/rope mechanics to them, like a Chine...
those would act janky as all hell, and in all probability launch stuff into orbit.. happens fairly regularly as is
i really wish that stepping on weapons dropped didn't have the chance to insta-wound you..
frank scarab
I remember you could rip willie's intestines out and barely pick it up
real summit
those would act janky as all hell, and in all probability launch stuff into orbi...
I mean ofc if they are not done well
frank scarab
I remember you could rip willie's intestines out and barely pick it up
So it is possible
real summit
Rope mechanics in rdr2 proves it works its just difficult to do
tardy trout
now compare team sizes and recalculate that math
America proved it was possible to get to space, therefore me and 5 mates can probably get it done working weekends and holidays
real summit
Welp im just giving a suggestion for the game, not trying to argue with u if you could do it or not
potent ledge
America proved it was possible to get to space, therefore me and 5 mates can pro...
You mean the Soviets right?
The Soviet union was the first to put a man into space
small glen
The Soviet union was the first to put a man into space
America was first on the moon
tardy trout
and america was first to the moon.. my brain autocorrected halfway through the sentence
potent ledge
America was first on the moon
Yeah but if we’re saying a nation proved it was possible to get someone into space, then it would be the Soviets
We made it to the moon first tho, then the Soviets collapsed like a decade later
🤷♂️
tardy trout
wasn't it closer to two?
small glen
potent ledge
wasn't it closer to two?
I think it was roughly 15 years or so after the moon landing
tardy trout
did they change the game in any way?.. i feel like pitchfork kills are a lot flailier today
vital perch
potent ledge
So yes you are correct
small glen
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1090397478106431601/1181304480873066609...
kicking is fun
potent ledge
kicking is fun
small glen
https://tenor.com/view/bee-twerk-andreas-tegnander-gif-9621486865491734692
thats a bumblebee
my loadout in that clip is the Honey bee
this is lore accurate
potent ledge
There is a star man
tardy trout
what is the point of the freaking coffin lids?
potent ledge
what is the point of the freaking coffin lids?
Well what’s the point of jar lids?
mortal auroraBOT
tardy trout
Well what’s the point of jar lids?
my issue in game is that they sometimes glitch the feck out
potent ledge
my issue in game is that they sometimes glitch the feck out
Oh you mean in game
Idk man
mortal steppe
How do i close the space againt someone with a spear
people told me shift and W+A/D but they just end up stabbing me like that
tardy trout
wait for them to swing, then get inside
potent ledge
How do i close the space againt someone with a spear
people told me shift and W+...
Physically push their spear out of the way
Simplest way to do it
mortal steppe
Physically push their spear out of the way
they outreach me though
also i just wanna dodge that shit cus pushing it out of the way seems riskier
i need to master this method cus i wanna beat ultimate challenge
potent ledge
Just use a polearm of your own then
pearl ferry
How do i close the space againt someone with a spear
people told me shift and W+...
smack it
mortal steppe
Just use a polearm of your own then
i dont have one in ultimate challenge
sometimes im stuck with an axe vs a spear
nothing i can do abt it
or knife against pitchfork
i try dodging away from the pitchfork with shift and w and a
mortal steppe
they proceed to stab me
lost stirrup
i aint playing ts no mo
tardy trout
god i hate it when i end up just running into something pointy
lost stirrup
😭
potent ledge
WHAAAAAAAAT
Yes, if you kill him in the menu you go into the abyss
Same as in a fight
lost stirrup
Yes, if you kill him in the menu you go into the abyss
i died
lost stirrup
thank god it rested
pearl ferry
that does not look easy
holding alt and being patient helps a lot against spears
magic flume
My game is consistently crashing when Im on man at arms level of ultimate challenge
mortal steppe
holding alt and being patient helps a lot against spears
yeah i guess but i see everyone in vids just dodging the stab and then getting close
i cant recreate it
pearl ferry
yeah i guess but i see everyone in vids just dodging the stab and then getting c...
dont hold m1 when you're performing the dodge
so your camera isnt locked
swing your camera to the left and w+d move to the right
mortal steppe
dont hold m1 when you're performing the dodge
holy shit that might be it
pearl ferry
you HAVE to commit 100% send though
if you dont or you do it half assed you will be stabbed or smacked
mortal steppe
you HAVE to commit 100% send though
do npcs behave differently when im holding m1
im tryna bait out sword npcs to make a big swing so i can go in for a stab
pearl ferry
mortal steppe
do i gotta let go of m1 so they go for a big swing
they sometimes do a small 1 and then another right after so it doesnt leave me an opening
pearl ferry
do npcs behave differently when im holding m1
yes npcs will behave differently depending on how close/far the point of your weapon is from them
mortal steppe
cleann
lost stirrup
break his ankels
pearl ferry
if you drop your sword/weapon to the floor (m1 and then move down) they will be more likely to get closer and attack
if you alt and push it forward they will back away
small glen
willie durability in full swing
the fucker just tanked a slice that deep and didn't even die
he just surrendered
hidden schooner
small glen
reminds me of a modern day plate carrier
lost stirrup
i ahd such a good run
small glen
like oddly it does
pearl ferry
willie durability in full swing
you think he survives this
small glen
you think he survives this
i had willies who looked like terminator when he got badly damaged, so honestly it won't shock me if he did
pearl ferry
sometimes ill nick a willie with my sword on the chin and they just bleed out and die
other times my sword phases through their entire body and lops off their hand and leg
and they'll still be like i aint hear no bell!!
small glen
other times my sword phases through their entire body and lops off their hand an...
this is a crazy ass clip of a willie tanking
small glen
other times my sword phases through their entire body and lops off their hand an...
sometimes i think its a bug with damage values, because sometimes when i exit the game and reopen they die from gust of winds
pearl ferry
this is a crazy ass clip of a willie tanking
if willie tanks that shit just get me out bruh
pearl ferry
yeah i guess but i see everyone in vids just dodging the stab and then getting c...
another spear deflect for the homies
small glen
if willie tanks that shit just get me out bruh
its like that one skit from RDCworld1 where the guy gets punched and the jaw and he like "that aint shit!"
lost stirrup
I BEAT THE BARONNNN
OMG
wait
i had him unlocked
waht happen
i pressed gauntlet mode
visual wraith
When is the next update?
harsh raft
I BEAT THE BARONNNN
nice
covert flare
not yet unfortunately, life busy and sharing pc
covert flare
i reseted the game
go to free mode
you'll have all tiers unlocked
and you dont reset when you die
covert flare
not yet unfortunately, life busy and sharing pc
tbh i haven't added anything more to the first one yet because i havent had time 
probably after the 20th i'll get back to it
covert flare
whaaat is it
just a sec let me open the game
magic flume
Why is my character floating for no reason in UT?
covert flare
Why is my character floating for no reason in UT?
UT?
covert flare
another spear deflect for the homies
have one for yourself
signal wedge
have one for yourself
SAX
covert flare
like vs 4 knights
you can kill everyone in the brave stand with halfsword enhancer, delete the bodies then spaw four of the t7 bosses
covert flare
where can i find it
nexus mods
lost stirrup
😝
covert flare
draw
pearl ferry
have one for yourself
mmmmm
sand herald
small glen
The “HIYYAAAA” is so unnecessary 😭
He was just bullying him
you can hear him laugh at the end
honestly, they say the spear head is the good part, but that stick looks waaaaaaaaaaaay too thick
thats some scary shit
i would be afraid that damage or injure my shin
covert flare
and i can become a boss myself?
yessir
small glen
edit in the lego break sound
frank scarab
Source? For personal use.
covert flare
what is this technique called
sand herald
⬆️
small glen
@sand herald
sand herald
<@308459341965557761>
perfect
white trail
wobba
halcyon harness
frank scarab
what is this technique called
"I'm stuck step-willie"
upbeat jacinth
"I'm stuck step-willie"
step willie a double entendre...
frank scarab
You haven't even sent anything but i believe you are sadistic already
mystic knoll
frank scarab
Is MY handwriting good?
languid trail
vestal garnet
Is there a passive parry system still? I’ve been trying to utilize it but my character just keeps sitting down for some reason
shell bronze
vestal garnet
Crazy, I never see my screen going black when this happens
small glen
😭
vagrant fern
any tips for ultimate challenge?
going for blunt weapons once i see one drop
what does that do
small glen
small glen
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1450028231221841990...
wassup clueless
i love not trying against a mace
sand dirge
CHAT
I DID IT
FINALLY
AFTER 20 HOURS ON THE SAME RUN
I BEAT THE BARON
damn
i see how it is
frick you bruh
mortal auroraBOT
small glen
fuckass mace
small glen
Half armor kit would be sick
this is actually on the game front cover
hidden schooner
he needs rondels and a gothic cuirass
small glen
DAMN
hidden schooner
another one
small glen
There
small glen
another one spawned right after the other died
signal wedge
Ah it was mcwonder
small glen
https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cowboy-finger-gun-pointing-moves-gif-17170914
yoooo wassup Mcwonder
small glen
Ah it was mcwonder
there was two in a row bro
little verge
yoooo wassup Mcwonder
small glen
right after the first one got smited another one just spawned in
hidden schooner
signal wedge
right after the first one got smited another one just spawned in
Yeah i was present 💀
small glen
https://tenor.com/view/getting-through-monday-like-happy-dancing-monday-cool-gif...
I am trying, but i have a migraine
mondays SUCK
signal wedge
bros Garfield
fierce umbra
uhhh?
small glen
bros Garfield
Garfield the bee
small glen
he needs rondels and a gothic cuirass
Yeah, but it's similar
vagrant fern
how do i beat ultimate challenge without my game crashing i was on the last fight
small glen
how do i beat ultimate challenge without my game crashing i was on the last figh...
Turn that blood down sire
vagrant fern
tis' turned down sir
small glen
Besides we are getting gothic armor I am fairly certain
small glen
tis' turned down sir
Maybe its a memory problem
Or just crashing because it wants to
Sometimes that has happened
vagrant fern
no my memory is doing fine
small glen
I am not exactly a expert on the crash conditions for this game
I just know it can be a list of reasons
small glen
he needs rondels and a gothic cuirass
I want bags and satchels
Weird ik
But they'd be cool to have
Cosmetic reasons or it actually offers gameplay differences
Like you can store daggers in there or smthing
fierce umbra
i want c4 in halfsword
fierce umbra
this feels ai generated
idek why it just gives me that feeling
i know its not but it feels like it is
vagrant fern
any actual tip[s for ultimate challenge? im just waiting for good rng on big pointy stick
sand dirge
this feels ai generated
real photo with ai upscale i think
small glen
real photo with ai upscale i think
It's just a professional photographer taking a picture of a guy in knight armor in a Festival
It's not ai upscaled
Just a professional
soft osprey
idek why it just gives me that feeling
we are so doomed
fierce umbra
we are so doomed
we genuinely are
sand dirge
It's just a professional photographer taking a picture of a guy in knight armor ...
idk i was just trying to work it out
small glen
we are so doomed
Photography is a dying profession
sand dirge
we are so doomed
-# alan.. we are so fucked
static valley
One handed duelling is hella fun on the soldier tier yall should try it if you haven't already
static valley
yea surely right?
static valley
holy fuck i just beat baron
congrats had loads of crashes too
vagrant fern
i was having this problem i just went lowest gore and low graphic settings and i didnt crash anymore
thanks guys
visual mountain
guys im one fight away from the last rank
what is the last rank like
click v and look down
fierce umbra
wow his armor sure isnt faulty
proper ridge
too heavy for his wimpy hands
vagrant fern
what is the last rank like
Despair
rare hearth
make sure to turn off blood in the ultimate challange so that you dont crash
visual mountain
make sure to turn off blood in the ultimate challange so that you dont crash
thats what i did
gtg
vagrant fern
I fucking love this game so much my friends think im a freak devs take your time and dont screw it up
warped apex
modern vector
One day I will defeat the baron
But dear god I’ve been doing the ultimate challenge for like 13 hours now
I’m at least confident I could clean house with the rest of the gauntlet pretty easily now
Does anyone have footage of the split screen mod?
soft osprey
where is full sword?
He said the thing, he said the thing!
wooden crypt
plançon à picot is my favourite weapon. good weapon for hogs like me
soft osprey
where is full sword?
small glen
He said the thing, he said the thing!
Your half Moai
wooden crypt
im pig
high condor
fitting username 100
grave pier
wooden crypt
nice moves
small glen
nice moves
I gladly quit using the plancon
small glen
best wapon
It's broken smh
wooden crypt
nah its balanced
nah dont worry when the update comes out it will be adjusted
for example maybe it wont work against armour as much
since its very strong agaisnt that
small glen
nah dont worry when the update comes out it will be adjusted
Repost, it's why i main the swordo
wooden crypt
🥱 🐖
small glen
for example maybe it wont work against armour as much
Nah it's supposed to
wooden crypt
sword.. lame ❗
small glen
That's what the Plancon was designed for
wooden crypt
‼️
elder wing
guys i have idea
wooden crypt
excellent
elder wing
devs should make this
when you grab willie from his mouth, his voice lines are muffled
small glen
when you grab willie from his mouth, his voice lines are muffled
You asked this
small glen
A pig, a duck, and a bee enter a bar...
wooden crypt
piiihhhh
elder wing
what
small glen
And a otter enters the chat
merry junco
When you kiss Willie he blush
small glen
When you kiss Willie he blush
Cinema
elder wing
😔
small glen
Maybe
elder wing
small glen
<:froggoblush:1276778133177237617>
Perfect.
elder wing
hidden schooner
small glen
Too much red
hidden schooner
Too much red
metal material
small glen
metal material
Literally, they are in armor
hidden schooner
soft osprey
Too much red
You just don’t get it, you don’t know what it’s like to see red. When I get angry ALL I SEE IS RED
next thing I know I wake up at home and ur in the hospital
You don’t wanna see me angry
hidden schooner
You just don’t get it, you don’t know what it’s like to see red. When I get angr...
moai is the doom slayer
signal wedge
My actual life story
can you give me a cliffnotes
small glen
Thanks, this makes me want to bleach my eyes and skydive with weights 
merry junco
I can't wait for the musical rendition.
small glen
moai is the doom slayer
Moai is the three day grace fan
soft osprey
Maybe you should just stop trying to spread misinformation before you get banned. Because doing everything you can to toe the line is exactly why we don’t have every rule written out in detail. It makes people do exactly what you’re attempting to
small glen
Maybe you should just stop trying to spread misinformation before you get banned...
He was warned yesterday
soft osprey
Don’t even start with “just asking questions”
signal wedge
Maybe you should just stop trying to spread misinformation before you get banned...
Hi easty poo
signal wedge
He was warned yesterday
hi bug shaker
small glen
Hi easty poo
Jolly mod, if you get angry.
Do you become Angry Mod?
signal wedge
Jolly mod, if you get angry.
Do you become Angry Mod?
that's really funny
soft osprey
His name is a god damn lie anyway. He is never jolly
small glen
that's really funny
It's a genuine question
signal wedge
His name is a god damn lie anyway. He is never jolly
I said hi to you 😡
small glen
His name is a god damn lie anyway. He is never jolly
All of our names are lies
signal wedge
It's a genuine question
my name doesnt change so no
soft osprey
I said hi to you 😡
I wanted to prove my point that Youre never jolly so I ignored you
small glen
None of us are fucking jolly
sturdy jolt
soft osprey
Hi easty poo
Hi window sill
hidden schooner
hidden schooner
sand herald
@shell bronze ai has been impeccable lately
rare hearth
bro ate your polearm 💀
soft osprey
Everyone wants polearm, nobody on polelegs
hidden schooner
Everyone wants polearm, nobody on polelegs
short apex
thiis game would be awesome with a zombie gamemode, giving the enemies no pain + infinite conciousness so they can only be killed with decapitation/insane gruesome death is fun
hidden schooner
thiis game would be awesome with a zombie gamemode, giving the enemies no pain +...
not historical tho
short apex
thats true
hidden schooner
they are wanting to stay away from fantasy n stuff which I think is dope af
soft osprey
they are wanting to stay away from fantasy n stuff which I think is dope af
Yet Willie is unimaginably handsome, like hes from sort of fantasy world. Curious.
hidden schooner
Yet Willie is unimaginably handsome, like hes from sort of fantasy world. Curiou...
theres gonna be a few new faces and one is from a painting
mortal auroraBOT
short apex
hidden schooner
small glen
they are wanting to stay away from fantasy n stuff which I think is dope af
I thought all the new faces were inspired by irl people in paintings besides Frank and Willie
hidden schooner
I thought all the new faces were inspired by irl people in paintings besides Fra...
thats cool
white trail
wobba
high condor
why's the AIs grab force like 100x better than the players
bigger question is why do they never ever let go
they hold on still even after surrendering
and sometimes after death too
its funny on one hand
but problematic to the player on the other sadly lol
had a carnage where i bisected a dude
and he grabbed me with both hands as he was dying
then one of the other willies missed me and hit the torso stuck to me
slicing him off me at the forearms
those hands stayed attached to me for the entire fight 🤣
dapper gentlemen
humble iris
Here.
Original clip is from <@793524530320637993>
my clips are being cited as a tool
that coolio
manic cradle
occultposting when
lethal matrix
Do you guys ever stream this game to your friends on Discord? The streams started lagging for my friends all of a sudden. We're talking 2-3 fps when I usually stream demanding games no problem 1080@60. Discord issue? UE5? Windows? Am I crazy?
analog zenith
