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signal wedge
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We must fight to the death

blazing gull
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uh

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sure

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i think

humble hound
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Let’s battle in half swords (ik it’s not possible)

blazing gull
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*yet

small glen
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Here?

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Send it here?

signal wedge
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Reading it now

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The only thing they tested was overhead blast protection, not the overall protection.

blazing gull
signal wedge
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It pops up

small glen
wide nimbus
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F students are NOT inventors bro

signal wedge
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Which overhead blast protection would make sense regarding the Adrian since it had that crest, but if we look at overall helmet design and not just overhead blast protection the stahlhelm wins

blazing gull
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So basically it’s kinda up in the air

wide nimbus
# wide nimbus F students are NOT inventors bro

in 7th period today i overheard this conversation:
“Yo Liam, I got Saturday School this weekend.”
“Das crazy. What did you do?”
“I put peanuts in the urinals.”
cuh WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?

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straight 0.2 GPA activities

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💔

blazing gull
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now is this guy a highschooler or a teacher

plain token
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Odin din din done

small glen
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Adrian is going to be the forefront of helmet designs going further

wide nimbus
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waiiiit a minute

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oh this is halfsword chat

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my bad gng

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thought it was gen

blazing gull
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lmao

plain token
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Ghhghhghgg

small glen
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But yeah, adrian kicks ass

plain token
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Adrian enrique

steady pike
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can anybody help me, i installed all the mods shown in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV0kcTDH_KU&t=78s but i wanna uninstall them i already uninstalled overdeath selector but when i launch half sword it shows i have everything unlocked but when i click on peasant it makes me fight guys in armour i just want to do the normal campaign but idk how

signal wedge
blazing gull
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i know the link says youtube but i still dont trust it

small glen
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Matter fact the whole

small glen
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"Trench warfare was only ww1" is wrong

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Like super wrong

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Trench warfare was used for centuries

wide nimbus
small glen
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Even in 1812

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Trench warfare was used

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Ww1 just used it a lot more

wide nimbus
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when ur js mozying around on them 1550s German streets but u see a very good-looking duck leg on the ground so u lowkey grab it when nobody’s looking

small glen
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Trench warfare has always been a thing, the statement of "if we go back to it" is even more strange as the US used trench warfare in Afghanistan and Iraq

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It's a tactic not style

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And it's been proven to work

small glen
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For over 2000 years

wide nimbus
blazing gull
wide nimbus
ebon smelt
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Is half sword possible to run in a mobile emulator?

wide nimbus
wide nimbus
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unless u coded in mobile controls or sum

hollow delta
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Seriously if they made half sword vr accessable it would not only be a good vr game, but probably the most high quality fighting games vr has EVER gotten

grand vigil
blazing gull
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gorn is fun but goofy

wide nimbus
blazing gull
hollow delta
blazing gull
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i have not played 2

hollow delta
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I remember the early gorn days and was like this is sick i cant wait to see where vr improves from here!

blazing gull
hollow delta
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and then vr turned out to eb absolute dogshit. Like seriously. Theres nothing cool for vr.

wide nimbus
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this might just be cus blade and sorcery rotted my brain but battle talent’s slashing and stabbing physics feel kinda off

blazing gull
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its just boring

sturdy jolt
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Bonelab is good

small glen
sturdy jolt
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Not really that good for melee combat though

wide nimbus
plain token
blazing gull
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ive been playing the alpha for into the radious 2 coopo

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with friend ofc

wide nimbus
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i heard Swordsman is good but i have never played ts in my life so i cant say

hollow delta
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Bonelab is defo good but its literally as enjoyable as fuckin around in a sandbox game- fun for 1-2 hours, never touch it again.

wide nimbus
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and clone drone in the hyperdome is just the goat

blazing gull
hollow delta
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Which is a huge problem since thats like... every vr game? Just have fun for 1-2 hours and thats the end of it.

blazing gull
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alyx was good

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but is seemingly one of a kind

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for now

wide nimbus
blazing gull
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im an rpg guy

blazing gull
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i want a good vr rpg

wide nimbus
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something about the physics just feels kinda off to me tho

sturdy jolt
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I was an OG gorilla tag player and I had like 1000 hours on that game, same for rec room

hollow delta
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The games that arent like that are... really dumb. Like gorilla tag is a fucking wasteland of kids and apparently former devs that go around perma banning people? I dunno it seemed dumb

blazing gull
wide nimbus
sturdy jolt
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Yeah there is a lot of children in VR ever since the quest 3

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Well the quest 2

blazing gull
steady pike
spare escarp
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Should I put half sword in my name or will that be cringe as hell?

sturdy jolt
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I played when there were only like 100 active users and wasn’t even on the store, it got crazy big

blazing gull
wide nimbus
hollow delta
wide nimbus
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he got banned for being too good

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💔

sturdy jolt
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Yeah gorilla tag is past its prime

blazing gull
hollow delta
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HAHA WHAT

sturdy jolt
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Wait really

hollow delta
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FUCK THAT

blazing gull
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i got it when it was free

spare escarp
wide nimbus
sturdy jolt
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Why do all the games I enjoy end up becoming greedy

wide nimbus
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only one gamepass and its a cosmetic

hollow delta
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I remember seeing this really cool game concept where pc players fight vr players, vr players are giants and the pc guys are basically playing attack on titan. I dunno if it ever took off though

blazing gull
wide nimbus
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100% f2p

sturdy jolt
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The same happened to Rec Room, it was my childhood and now it’s like a completely different game that barely even runs

blazing gull
hollow delta
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One thing i always wanted to do was play TTT with friends on vr but none of them have vr and neither do i lmao

wide nimbus
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jack stauber is so goated bro

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its a shame he stopped posting a few years ago

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cus his house burned down and he had to live in a canoe for like 8 months iirc

steady pike
wide nimbus
sturdy jolt
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humble hound
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Is there a way to turn off abyss?

plain token
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No

humble hound
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It triggers tf out of my anxiety

plain token
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Just do the abyss

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Disable fog

humble hound
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I did it made it worse

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Haha

plain token
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Get a pitchfork and run in a straight line

humble hound
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Haha

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Fair point

plain token
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While holding lmb

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If an enemy spawn u'll either outrun him or auto lock on him

grand vigil
grand vigil
humble hound
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Just opening an box and seeing a pike through your abdomen😭

plain token
grand vigil
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real

fervent mantle
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i cannot wait to half sword it

plain token
runic niche
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Boi!

humble hound
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You hear footsteps but you can’t hear them next thing you know you see a halberd cutting through your collarbone😭😭

runic niche
grand vigil
plain token
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Abyss

runic niche
runic niche
fervent mantle
runic niche
blazing gull
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this is fucking

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peak

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load shooting kind

humble hound
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Bro is there any other games yall play bc I just looked in the clips and Oml yall are cracked all I do is grapple😭

runic niche
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grappling harder then swords

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🔥

blazing gull
runic niche
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i can NOT hit a suplex to save my life

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💔

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tick tock heavy like a brinks truck

wide nimbus
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bro thinks he’s tuff

humble hound
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I’m 2 hours but lowkey all I do is grapple and saw through the back of their necks… with my long sword

grand vigil
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wild

wide nimbus
humble hound
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Fr

plain token
humble hound
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I’m just happy it was free I was ready to drop 120$ on it ngl

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It won’t let me send videos how are u guys doing that?

plain token
wide nimbus
plain token
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Brochacharoonie

wide nimbus
burnt quiver
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does anyone know what exactly left alt does in game?

plain token
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Thrust

wide nimbus
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u gotta hold the button down

plain token
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For pavisiers

burnt quiver
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oh okay i've been using it for that after seeing moist kritical mention it in a video lol

humble hound
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Does it really I only ever held rmb and flicked forward

humble hound
burnt quiver
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so you have like the optimal parry range

plain token
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It's sad the pink bear doesn't go over that thing

humble hound
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W pfp red barchetta

wide nimbus
burnt quiver
plain token
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WHO

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Is typing?????!!!

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@peak holly

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We caught you

runic niche
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does anyone know how to suplex 💔

peak holly
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how do i reset my file?

wide nimbus
peak holly
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it was an alt

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forgot abt the name

wide nimbus
humble hound
sturdy jolt
burnt quiver
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i don't know for suplex in particular though

runic niche
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ik how to suplex i just dont know why my grip keeps breaking

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like ik the steps

wide nimbus
# sturdy jolt

is being good at the game a requirement for mod or sum

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all the mods are cracked

humble hound
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Grip strength training 🔥🔥🔥

runic niche
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LOL

peak holly
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anyways does anyone know how to reset my file?

plain token
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Job Job Jon job dahur

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Dahur*

wide nimbus
peak holly
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i wanna run gauntlet again

plain token
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Sahur*

humble hound
burnt quiver
burnt quiver
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you have to change something in the game files though i dont know

plain token
burnt quiver
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good luck

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try looking up a video on youtube

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probably exists

peak holly
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and it didnt reset me

humble hound
plain token
humble hound
peak holly
wide nimbus
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is there a HS Enhancer setting im not seeing that makes gigantic weapons easier to wield
i have all 3 strength modifiers at max + tonus at max and the dragon slayer is still practically unusable in normal grip

sand herald
burnt quiver
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even though im guessing you already did

humble hound
wide nimbus
# sand herald

excuse me Sir Halfsword
could you perhaps impart unto me the knowledge with which you utilize in order to execute your specialized tournament-legal techniques

wide nimbus
plain token
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None

wide nimbus
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💔

plain token
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And that's GOOD

wide nimbus
sturdy jolt
plain token
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Idk

plain token
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Beat it till it gets buff

solemn parcel
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the thing that kills the most out of my speedruns is getting good freaking hits

wide nimbus
# sand herald Which one?

uhh
the one where u throw them into the air, and then go and catch them midair and swing them into the fence

peak holly
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found it

sturdy jolt
peak holly
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u do windows r and type " %localappdata%" in, find the file and delete all the save file stuff

sturdy jolt
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Even with just a little step forward you can add enough momentum to swing something you can't even lift

plain token
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Press alt+f4

wide nimbus
sturdy jolt
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I didn't mean spinning, but that is a way to do it

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Like this

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And this

wide nimbus
wide nimbus
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yo is john halfsword typing up a whole tournament-legal technique manual page 🥹

humble hound
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Does half sword full come out early next year?

burnt quiver
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am i the only one by the way who didn't know about the thrusting mode with the alt key until like a year after initially played the demo

humble hound
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And are they planning on making updates

wide nimbus
plain token
sand herald
burnt quiver
sturdy jolt
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Could be early january, could be late march

blazing gull
humble hound
plain token
blazing gull
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unless spear or pitchfork

burnt quiver
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i feel like most early access games either release in like 6 months or they just stay in early access for the next 10 years because the devs are never satisfied with the peak that they created and want to improve on it before releasing it

blazing gull
burnt quiver
plain token
blazing gull
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insert that one quote from that one guy

plain token
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Pink bear confirmed it

sand herald
blazing gull
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SHIT

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ITS

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HIM

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JOHN HALFSWORD

burnt quiver
# sand herald

how many hours of playing halfsword does it take for one to learn this 😭

sand herald
blazing gull
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1000 hours?

dreamy tangle
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this isnt meant to happen right?

plain token
sand herald
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Been on and off since I started playing back in April

dreamy tangle
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my character is naked

blazing gull
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at 140 hours

wide nimbus
burnt quiver
wide nimbus
sand herald
wide nimbus
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wouldnt it be funny if they were somehow able to optimize the game enough to add like 10 player chill areas

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actually i sound stupid nvm

burnt quiver
wide nimbus
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i never said that

wide nimbus
sand herald
wide nimbus
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they updated the rule list last month

plain token
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Why are the table not gyrostablizied

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Wait

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Why are they

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Gyro

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Stablized

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Stablilized

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Fuck

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Stabilized

wide nimbus
solemn parcel
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I have a question.... Who is DeletedUser#0000

wide nimbus
wide nimbus
plain token
solemn parcel
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Lol

wide nimbus
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ggs

sharp raven
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hey yall

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finally beat the final challenge

wide nimbus
solemn parcel
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frank should add the fusroda back

wide nimbus
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yo why do we even have an mpreg emoji dawg

solemn parcel
wide nimbus
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even if biological men COULD get preg, the opening in the pelvis where the baby would come out isnt wide enough

plain token
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Lil nosex

plain token
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Vomit baby

sharp raven
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dude never heard of a c section

solemn parcel
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Cesarean Section

plain token
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Lay eggs

wide nimbus
plain token
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Wait no it's pregnant

wide nimbus
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wait

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is it against the rules to say bad words or nah

solemn parcel
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no

wide nimbus
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btw i saw that embed fail

solemn parcel
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fuck

plain token
wide nimbus
sturdy jolt
solemn parcel
plain token
sand herald
solemn parcel
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I wish I had the mp3s to the voice lines in the game, I would love em and listen to the gargling noise all night while I sleep

plain token
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Let us parlayen rather than fight and perrishen

mental kelp
solemn parcel
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Man, I need a closeup picture

sturdy jolt
solemn parcel
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MORE

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IM DERANGED

sturdy jolt
solemn parcel
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NICE

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🦀

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LET US PERISHEN RATHER THAN PARLAY! MORE!!!

sand herald
solemn parcel
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MY LORD!

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THIS IS HEAVEN ABOVE!

sturdy jolt
solemn parcel
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BISECTED!!

sand herald
solemn parcel
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LORD HAVE MERCY

wide nimbus
sturdy jolt
solemn parcel
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How do you get that sword mister?

storm prairie
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wobba

sturdy jolt
solemn parcel
mental kelp
solemn parcel
uneven trout
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the idea that left mouse button controls right arm and right mouse button controls left arm still makes me confused all tho i got over 150 hours in this game

mental kelp
bold pendant
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Man, I just turned my graphics wayy up from low. It looks amazing.

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My computer hates it, tho.

solemn parcel
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Whoever sends me the best clip of you FUCKING willie with any weapon in the game, I will paypal you 30 dollars. I need it to make me BUST

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Not like actually, but you know what I mean

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RUles are, No using weapons from the enhancer, it has to be from your class

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I'm fine with time stop, and slow down or whatever

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I love skull cutting, they are the best, but I also love neck slicing

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And im being serious too, Like no joke, this is making my day with all of these videos

mellow fjord
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I've seen some clips with people having different weapon and playing the black clothed boss guy, is there a closed beta or how are people getting those?

solemn parcel
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They are probably using the HALF SWORD ENHANCE MOD

mellow fjord
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there's a mod for a demo???

solemn parcel
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yes

mental kelp
slender isle
slender isle
solemn parcel
slender isle
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but i think we need to wait for multiple submitions

solemn parcel
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yes

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I got money, so it's no problem to give it away, but I think it would be fair to wait

slender isle
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yeah

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honestly ima try now

solemn parcel
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Each player gets 2 submissions at 9:50 i will watch them all, if you want to be entered send them to my dm's

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so we don't flood the chat

long kestrel
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bro why wont it show the video

surreal furnace
solemn parcel
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I don't actually mean that I mean like slicing, headshots, bisections, skull cutting etc

lyric torrent
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can you get mods for HS?

mellow fjord
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apparently so @lyric torrent

solemn parcel
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on Nexus Mods

lyric torrent
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is it like steam workshop or something or is it like a link thing

solemn parcel
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I don't want to send a link or anything but its on nexus mods on google

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or just youtube search it

lyric torrent
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oh alr thanks, love the pfp btw

solemn parcel
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thx

sturdy jolt
solemn parcel
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WE GOT 2 SUBMISSIONS anybody want to stick their hand in the pot of gold?

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30 dollars if you send me the best clip! submissions stop at 9:50 and 10:00 will give the cash

solemn parcel
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9:37

civic vapor
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Guys i've beaten half sword 3 times! 😉

sturdy jolt
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You never truly beat half sword until you've killed the baron in beggar tier

solemn parcel
sturdy jolt
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I don't see anything in the rules about something like this

soft osprey
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No I don’t trust random people giving away cash on discord and neither should anywone else

solemn parcel
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EXACTLY....

soft osprey
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Not every rule is written

civic vapor
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And i did beat half sword the normal way.

sturdy jolt
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That's fair

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It has scam potential

solemn parcel
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I guess, I will conclude the tomfoolery.

soft osprey
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There is no specific “dont host giveaways” rule written. But we don’t allow people to just advertise theyre giving away money for something, Thats just a scam lol

solemn parcel
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Thanks for the clips though!

slender isle
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COME ON MAN

sturdy jolt
solemn parcel
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COCO

sturdy jolt
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Shoot

solemn parcel
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the clip he sent was bisectable

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It bisected my heart open and it gushed everywhere

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it was satisfying

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to say the least

sturdy jolt
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Oh you just wanted gore

solemn parcel
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Yes

mental kelp
slender isle
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holy crap he sent the $30

sturdy jolt
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Somebody's on the nice list

solemn parcel
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The clip was freaking scoundrealistic

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Idc if thats not a word

soft osprey
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The last we saw of Coco before he started posting Mr beast scam links

sturdy jolt
small glen
civic vapor
tough hollow
small glen
civic vapor
surreal furnace
small glen
civic vapor
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fr

small glen
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I can't get new half sword clips

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Since i have work tonight

surreal furnace
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i wanna post my clip so bad

ancient prism
surreal furnace
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i turned my sens all the way down now i can actually aim

small glen
ancient prism
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I don't answer stupid questions

surreal furnace
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to smell out their attacks

small glen
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True

surreal furnace
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i’m tryna see sumn

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versed latch
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When the offical half sword release date

red mauve
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Has anybody else ever cut a willie’s face off, like not their head just their face (well some of their head)

small glen
# mental kelp

Can you post this video again at 3 pixels, and upside down?

red mauve
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Is what they said

small glen
red mauve
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Yes

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The release is NOW

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RIGHT NOW

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Anyway I cut this guy’s face off

ancient prism
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Kinda mean

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Lowkey

red mauve
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He was two faced and both of em were ugly anyway

ancient prism
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Oh

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Okay all good

red mauve
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Be thankful he didnt get fucking chinned

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(very proud of this clip)

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He DIED from that btw

sand herald
red mauve
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Holy shit its john half sword

surreal furnace
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ok

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1 clip and i see why everyone glazing johnhalfsword

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what did i jsut watch

red mauve
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Its john halfsword

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How can you NOT glaze

sand herald
ancient prism
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Yo this shits crazy

red mauve
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Hes legit a half sword ENTITY

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A normal human being CANNOT do that

frank scarab
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Got some crazy amnesia or something since i remember John half sword's acc being way older

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Well kinda makes since his the true re

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Almost leaked some insane lore

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You guys aren't ready for that yet

red mauve
quiet ferry
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its fun

red mauve
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A willie

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That was dressed exsctly like that

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His fate was less honorable

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More like

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Pathetic and just sad

quiet ferry
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blue guy?

red mauve
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Just watcj

sturdy jolt
red mauve
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Not red

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Light blue guy

quiet ferry
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monty python and the holy grail

red mauve
red mauve
ancient prism
red mauve
quiet ferry
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is this the third gore setting

red mauve
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You mean where

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Blood and gore is maxed

quiet ferry
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yeh

red mauve
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Yeh

sturdy jolt
quiet ferry
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Is this low sensitivity gameplay

red mauve
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Low sensitivity gameplay?

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I barely know her

limpid anchor
sturdy jolt
red mauve
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From my examination he got hit in the left arm, right arm, head, chest, stomach, neck, and then chest again

quiet ferry
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You use food to play half sword??????

sturdy jolt
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Yes. Sometimes I use subway

ancient prism
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I use taco

red mauve
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Lowk I prefer the whopper

ancient prism
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Yum

sturdy jolt
#

I'm challenging myself to beat the baron with a crouton

red mauve
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Im currently attempting to beat the baron with a grain of rice

ancient prism
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I already beat him with half a grain

solemn parcel
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Im currently attempting to beat the baron with my mind

red mauve
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Holy shit

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Im currently attempting to the beat baron by blinking my every move in morse code

ancient prism
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I am currently not attempting to beat the baron

sturdy jolt
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Alright I got him with the crouton

ancient prism
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Gg

red mauve
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No way you beat him with a crouton

ancient prism
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I saw him do it

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I live in his closet

red mauve
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So did I

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I live in his floorboards

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Im a termite

ancient prism
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Bro basically runs a hotel

red mauve
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Non profit hotel

sturdy jolt
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This will happen to you if you don't get out of my floorboards

ancient prism
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But I can stay right?

sturdy jolt
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Yeah you can stay

red mauve
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My termite family has been here for 12 generations

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Your house is built on termite labor

solemn parcel
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why is the willie im fighting act like he got his neck sliced open, like its not even that serious

sturdy jolt
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They can be so dramatic sometimes

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Like is the screaming really necessary

red mauve
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My willie is acting like he just got sliced in half like get up bro its not that deep

mental kelp
ancient prism
#

Yeah fr

surreal furnace
sturdy jolt
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Skilled halfsword players are either really smooth or really fast

pearl ferry
#

"haha, medieval peasants would die if you gave them an energy drink haha"
what your average norman peasant was doing on the weekdays

solemn parcel
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I wish I could post videos and such

sturdy jolt
#

It's not the same though

solemn parcel
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look in photography

red mauve
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These are probably two of my best photos

solemn parcel
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SWIVE

red mauve
#

Mpreg react me again and see what happens

red mauve
sturdy jolt
pearl ferry
pearl ferry
# sturdy jolt

lmao that first slash looked so lazy but so devastating

white trail
#

wobba

solemn parcel
#

she SWIVE to my ZOUNDS till I GADZOOKS

mental kelp
shell forge
#

In my attempts to restore Willie's lost mobility, I have come to the conclusion that he actually enjoys stick up ass, as he does not seem to make any attempts to walk properly, almost as if knowing that improper walking = stick gets shoved deeper

solemn parcel
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He's like one of those people with those extended legs or some shit

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B- says willie after I slice his head off

sturdy jolt
solemn parcel
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MERCY GOOD SIRE!

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I'm LEVEL 2!

sturdy jolt
#

Awesome, I think you can post clips now

shell forge
sturdy jolt
sturdy jolt
mental kelp
solemn parcel
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Mmmm watcha sayyyy

shell forge
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Makes me wonder if he's stumbling on purpose

sturdy jolt
mental kelp
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thanks

sturdy jolt
solemn parcel
#

Miliseconds before disaster..

sturdy jolt
mental kelp
solemn parcel
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fusroda

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BIG BOOT

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let not

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that right hook LETHAL

#

I love the halfsword enhancer

misty gazelle
solemn parcel
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the hammer is lethal

misty gazelle
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my favorite

solemn parcel
#

What happens after my fists hit his nether region, wrong answers only

sturdy jolt
#

Willie doesn't have a willie so nothing

misty gazelle
solemn parcel
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The aftermath

misty gazelle
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Not enough blood

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punch more

solemn parcel
#

WHAT THE

surreal furnace
#

how do i get better at blocking 😭

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commoner boss fucking me up

sturdy jolt
solemn parcel
sturdy jolt
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I know where that is

solemn parcel
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me too!

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Would LOVE to fight in here

sand herald
solemn parcel
#

How old is that? I wonder...

sturdy jolt
solemn parcel
#

what clothes are those?

sturdy jolt
#

Mine?

solemn parcel
#

LOL

wicked lynx
solemn parcel
#

Whose sword is that

wicked lynx
sturdy jolt
solemn parcel
#

How do you take off accesories

rich oxide
#

We're so back im way further than before

surreal furnace
#

does the faster dodging faction just make ur strafes faster

rich oxide
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i use more health

rich oxide
sturdy jolt
#

Best faction imo

surreal furnace
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i picked the less dmg one

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prob gonna try faster dodging next

solemn parcel
#

THE SCREAM IS KILLING ME

mortal auroraBOT
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tawny echo
frank scarab
shell forge
# tawny echo

Is this the face Willie makes with my brand of impalement?

sturdy jolt
tawny echo
solemn parcel
#

I think its time...

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FOr me to sleep.

wicked lynx
#

play half sword

solemn parcel
#

yes sir... :/

#

enhanced, or non enhanced?

tawny echo
clever vault
#

no enhancer

clear vortex
storm prairie
#

johannes halbschwert

mental kelp
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Trve

fiery bluff
#

does HF allow nvidia profiles?

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like for dynamic vibrance and the other filters?

#

or just thru ansel

tight steeple
#

I beat tf out of the baron with my hands and feet

shadow token
#

is there a way to roll back the demo to early builds, like when it was just abyss.

tight steeple
#

why would you want that you psycho?

quaint ingot
#

it was more fun

tight steeple
#

nuh uh.

#

there’s still an abyss game mode literally for that.

quaint ingot
#

I prefer the older builds

tight steeple
#

I prefer the baron.

frank scarab
#

I mean alot of people have that reason

quaint ingot
#

I don’t do the challenge just the gauntlet

shadow token
#

so is there a way or naw?

quaint ingot
tight steeple
#

sometimes the physics be pissin me tf off when I fall down when I’m clearly standing

shadow token
#

daggumit

tight steeple
#

I got very pissed and downloaded a mod just to beat the baron bro

quaint ingot
tight steeple
#

I was done with the bs

tight steeple
#

never heard his music

sturdy jolt
#

Baron is not for the faint of heart

quaint ingot
tight steeple
#

oh

tight steeple
hidden schooner
tight steeple
#

I made him surrender

limpid anchor
quaint ingot
#

he died in 2002

sturdy jolt
#

Really? I’ve been yapping every day and spamming clips

frank scarab
# shadow token so is there a way or naw?

I think the Devs tried to erase all copies of old half sword, but i don't remember quite well so don't take my word for it and i think it was only for the old playtest version.

#

Either way it kinda sucks

shadow token
#

bummer

frank scarab
#

Again. Don't take my word on it, it was way back when the new demo with the baron released

tight steeple
#

the first time I played the demo was when it was the abyss

shadow token
#

i miss old abyss

tight steeple
#

and it made me angry and I deleted it and never played again

#

and I just reinstalled it last night

sturdy jolt
#

Old abyss kinda sucked

storm prairie
#

wobba

sturdy jolt
#

It would’ve been fine if it wasn’t the only option

frank scarab
slim trail
#

anyone know how to heal with half sword enhancer

tight steeple
#

you make yourself invulnerable

tight steeple
slim trail
#

oh ye looks like it works thanks g

#

just the visuals not tho

weak osprey
#

So that mod application was a success

frank scarab
runic niche
frank scarab
runic niche
weak osprey
frank scarab
weak osprey
#

Of course

runic niche
#

i didnt get accepted 💔

#

i think

#

if someone new became mod already

frank scarab
#

Being a unc member who takes occasional vacations is so hard man

#

I mean what tf is a hs7?

weak osprey
runic niche
#

a what?

weak osprey
runic niche
#

what is that

#

half sword 7??

heady karma
#

anyone playiong half sword opn linux? i recently switched to linux and it performs so much better then windows.

i5 14400F
rtx 4060
6000mhz 32gb ddr5

weak osprey
#

I know its an abbreviated form but for what purpose does hs7 serve??

runic niche
#

where did u even see that

weak osprey
#

I think hs7 refers to 7 half sword players

runic niche
#

huh

frank scarab
slim trail
runic niche
#

langenswart

#

imagine not having a halfenswart

#

halfsword better

mental kelp
#

Kurzenswert

heady karma
#

or vice versa

runic niche
#

right there

frank scarab
heady karma
weak osprey
runic niche
weak osprey
weak osprey
#

😥

runic niche
#

stop overreacting bro 🤣

#

alr i just got my throat slit too

frank scarab
weak osprey
runic niche
#

ball knowledge

#

well more like willy nowledge

#

he has balls

weak osprey
#

nah Willie’s balls was also disintegrated

merry ridge
weak osprey
#

willie does have cake tho

merry ridge
merry ridge
#

For some reason my game got bugged on beggar and i didnt have pants

runic niche
#

right htere man

#

they just aint drop yet

frank scarab
runic niche
#

yeah the glitch happens if u die and win at the same time or something

runic niche
merry ridge
#

So if i manage to kill the enemy and die at the same time i lose my pants

runic niche
#

yep

#

!

weak osprey
runic niche
#

lowkey thought that was ishowspeed

#

but kepontruckenfied

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😌

arctic needle
#

hi guys

runic niche
#

hi guy

arctic needle
#

first time people arentsendong pictures of dead willies

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arent sending i ment

shell bronze
runic niche
#

idk

shell bronze
#

you're excused

runic niche
#

i was just reducing his name yk!

#

mb 😭

ancient prism
#

no gif perms

shell bronze
#

it's the big public server experience, be careful what you say

ancient prism
#

😔

shell bronze
#

i would delete that if i were you

ancient prism
#

hell no

#

i stand by it

quaint ingot
#

Ok the hell did I miss or do I even want to know

shell bronze
#

just the basics of people not reading the room or the rules

#

tale as old as time

quaint ingot
#

I’m not sure how people don’t check/think if they can or should

jolly gorge
#

People get too comfortable online

shell bronze
#

it's not like i throw the book at people either i (unlike the other mods) always give people fair chances to clean up their trail and walk away consequence-free

jolly gorge
#

I'll throw a book at them

shell bronze
#

it's in my nature to assume good intentions and give chances for stuff before i have to personally step in

jolly gorge
#

Free books everyone

shell bronze
#

unless it's actually vile or stuff that immediately warrants bans

quaint ingot
#

yeah at that point there’s no second chance

shell bronze
#

and after the first time i usually stop giving any grace for repeat offenses

#

why so the mouth breathing contrarian part of his fanbase can make this server worse?

#

ftr i've met charlie before several times (he lives in the same area as me and we go to the same goth club)

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he's alright

#

hella short though

#

he has safe edgy/common sense "hot" takes

#

average commentary youtuber

jolly gorge
quaint ingot
shell bronze
#

why we congratulating me i've been mod for over a month now

jolly gorge
#

To celebrate

shell bronze
#

celebrate this loser currently typing instead

sturdy jolt
#

He exclusively makes jokes middle school kids could think of

#

Yeah I'm the new mod here

shell bronze
#

he got on his knees and made it

jolly gorge
#

I'll bring the hotdog spaghetti

sturdy jolt
#

I put my knee callouses to use

shell bronze
jolly gorge
#

Not great value

quaint ingot
jolly gorge
#

BOOM

shell bronze
#

it's struggle food

#

idk what you expect

jolly gorge
#

I make the best

shell bronze
jolly gorge
sturdy jolt
#

Anything can taste good with an artery-clogging amount of sodium and sugar

shell bronze
quaint ingot
#

love how we’re talking about random things for what like the 100th time now in the halfsword channel

shell bronze
jolly gorge
#

I want to make bread porridge

shell bronze
#

-# ||i personally look the other way if you do||

shell bronze
jolly gorge
#

Maybe skip the toast and head straight to boiling into porridge

quaint ingot
jolly gorge
#

Ama eh eh wanu wana eeeehh ah ah, wana EH EH EH EH

runic niche
#

what even is a schreiber 💔

#

guys who like weapons and stuff?

jolly gorge
shell bronze
#

people who used to be mistaken for mods

jolly gorge
#

I thought gorris was a mod because his red role looked yellow to me

weak osprey
shell bronze
#

it is taboo to talk about trying to be a moderator in public

shell bronze
#

not against the rules but i generally frown upon it

runic niche
#

oh okay

mental kelp
#

Me when I lie

jolly gorge
#

It's more taboo than admitting to liking raisins btw

shell bronze
runic niche
#

💔

runic niche
#

yeah i get it 🤣

#

LOL

#

NOT TCALRIDGE STARTING TO TYPE

runic niche
#

istg im active af

#

please mcwonderbeast i need this

#

my perms are kinda low

#

i live playing halfsword

shell bronze
#

this is the kind of behavior not acceptable for moderation

runic niche
#

i wanna help the server out

runic niche
shell bronze
cinder stone
shell bronze
#

not "i want mod wait until i become mod"

runic niche
runic niche
shell bronze
#

never said it was you

runic niche
#

oh alright

#

i mean i only asked about it because i didnt even get contacted back

shell bronze
#

that's the general mentality of the crowd that never makes it to mod

sturdy jolt
#

Idk I don't think it's that much of a difference. I think he deserves it, he's got gumption

shell bronze
shell bronze
fair turtle
#

anyone got tips for landing a hit everytime rather then me just flailing my sword around?

runic niche
#

cant spell gumption without my username

sturdy jolt
runic niche
#

just train

weak osprey
#

be patient

ancient prism
shell bronze
runic niche
mental kelp
#

Can’t spell slurrbanmod without mod wow

runic niche
#

you also cannot spell "sacrifice iamstove" without ur username

ancient prism
#

fair point

fair turtle
runic niche
shell bronze
weak osprey
shell bronze
#

he started it first

sturdy jolt
fair turtle
mental kelp
shell bronze
#

he is no different than me except i am cooler

runic niche
cinder stone
runic niche
#

what the hell is this

sturdy jolt
#

Idk his sword movements are really smooth

runic niche
#

💔

shell bronze
#

he plays low sens and i can do pretty much the same thing he does

weak osprey
runic niche
runic niche
#

woah buddy

#

thats crazy insult

#

calm it down bud

shell bronze
#

i play medium-high and still maintain enough control usually