even in the 1v1 im weaponless
#halfsword-chat-⚔
mortal steppe
runic niche
weird
mortal steppe
im wearing the peasant clothes
runic niche
go to menu
mortal steppe
lol
mortal steppe
no
reef orchid
restart the game
reef orchid
Are you naked?
mortal steppe
bro my games been like this for a day ive been wondering why the games so difficult
runic niche
Are you naked?
woah woah woah buddy
mortal steppe
i can screenshare
runic niche
LOL
reef orchid
share
runic niche
bro my games been like this for a day ive been wondering why the games so diffic...
LOOOL
thats crazy
half fists ahh
reef orchid
if your not a miner
runic niche
Half Fist
mortal steppe
are there no vcs
slow sparrow
are there no vcs
runic niche
hes an edgelord
im a goonlord
reef orchid
No normie will play it though
runic niche
i finish what i start.
reef orchid
Most people think its goofy ass game
mortal steppe
.vc
silk mist
bro's ribs are gone
runic niche
bro's ribs are gone
i love fist fighting with max strength on
slow sparrow
Yo someone type "half sword tomm orrow" but without the space in tommorow
silk mist
i love fist fighting with max strength on
ikr
reef orchid
i love fisting willies
mortal steppe
yo gum
slow sparrow
Christmas willie
reef orchid
Just type printscr
mortal auroraBOT
reef orchid
and ctrl vc here
sleek gull
reef orchid
not type , press
runic niche
can i screenshare to you and lmk if my games bugged or smth
idk man
im not a mod
never had that issue
mortal steppe
and ctrl vc here
😭 bro youre making no sense
runic niche
but sure
reef orchid
Don't you know how to make screenshots?
mortal steppe
Don't you know how to make screenshots?
ik how to screenshot
runic niche
wait go dms @mortal steppe
quick thistle
Thanks for help
bcs of you i managed to clip this
runic niche
huh
mortal steppe
i dont have access it seems
runic niche
go dms
mortal steppe
since im low lvl
high condor
i just used the Arrow time for the first time
why havent i used this sooner
i can parry the axe guy and learn the movements a little easier without loosing my attack power with low sensitivity
wide nimbus
guys i might actually be cooked
HS Enhancer mod be crashing as soon as it injects so i went into the HS Enhancer server and the steward bot helped me figure out what the issue is
it ended up having to ping Ghost cus it couldnt figure it out either
im cooked
runic niche
how do i delete my progress again
silk mist
sleek gull
fringe snow
just realized willie does the worm when hes tired
sleek gull
lean nicheBOT
signal wedge
@runic niche
rain palm
can we bring back the head exploding
runic niche
chopped his hat clean off
runic niche
can we bring back the head exploding
i just figured ts out like 10 min ago when i saw an old trailer or sum hidden in the games files
rain palm
i just figured ts out like 10 min ago when i saw an old trailer or sum hidden in...
i mean i played the demo a real while ago and it did have it (when it was abyss mode only if im not wrong)
runic niche
i mean i played the demo a real while ago and it did have it (when it was abyss ...
huh weird i saw it in a medieval castle
bro stole my weapon
@rain palm
jesus the graphics are so good
imagine if half sword had them ts good
peak
runic niche
rain palm
lmao
true sun
hi guys
runic niche
so noones gonna believe me but
i just threw an axe at the peasant boss and it landed on his neck and i instantly won
runic niche
wdym spinning move
quasi kraken
check game footage
quasi kraken
you must have your player damage really high
true sun
is crashes just a part of the game
runic niche
you must have your player damage really high
i dont think so
runic niche
is crashes just a part of the game
no
ur blood setting is probably too high for ur pc to handle
unless ur using mods
small glen
When i was using the falchion in first person, i stabbed this guy stomach and randomly decided to headbutt him. In 3rd person, this feels badass. In first person, it's uncomfortable
cloud python
@tender holly What software are you useing for that overlay?
naive holly
Thanks for help
bcs of you i managed to clip this
Lets fucking go thats awesome. Very clean bind too
Half sword enhancer let's you spawn the boss clothing
So theres a red and black gamb
signal wedge
Lets fucking go thats awesome. Very clean bind too
Reclaimer, I'm promoting you to cool guy
naive holly
Purple shirt
naive holly
Reclaimer, I'm promoting you to cool guy
Oh? And what does my promotion entail.
Just being me?
Do it get perms?
signal wedge
Just being me?
yeah
naive holly
Just kidding
signal wedge
Do it get perms?
no
naive holly
Lol
signal wedge
but you can hold it over people's heads
signal wedge
specifically green goobers head
signal wedge
Need you to make a useless cosmetic role so the people know.
That would be cool
I've always thought a role that signified regular status would be cool
naive holly
I've always thought a role that signified regular status would be cool
For reall the OG role is pretty sick for ex-mods
Kinda why I grabbed the purple plate
signal wedge
For reall the OG role is pretty sick for ex-mods
yeah og role is cool
naive holly
Need to christmasize my pfp
cloud python
Half sword enhancer let's you spawn the boss clothing
How do i save it
small glen
yeah og role is cool
Og role is corny!
signal wedge
Og role is corny!
wah wah wah
small glen
wah wah wah
Stop crying!!
severe trench
how else are you supposed to be able to identify people who spend half their day on the half sword discord server? it is very cool.
signal wedge
Stop crying!!
I'm just impersonating you
small glen
I'm just impersonating you
You wear adult diapers
small glen
how else are you supposed to be able to identify people who spend half their day...
There weight
south current
Hey
small glen
Jolly Mod attends vtuber meet ups
severe trench
discord should add a BMI indicator in the about me section so I can judge people by their weight rather than the wholeness of their character
south current
I keep crashing on the final rank thing
severe trench
it does that
small glen
discord should add a BMI indicator in the about me section so I can judge people...
Pressure scale on there shirt buttons
small glen
I keep crashing on the final rank thing
Skill issue
cloud python
OVRDTHs loadout selector mod
does it support loadouts outside of the menu
signal wedge
Jolly Mod attends vtuber meet ups
You would know that because you're a vtuber there
cloud python
What do you mean?
so what i mean like can you save a loadout even though your not in the main menu like during a game
naive holly
so what i mean like can you save a loadout even though your not in the main menu...
Yes correct
The video shows you how to save custom loadouts using both mods
south current
How install mods i only have the enhancer with its launcher but how do i use other mods
cloud python
The video shows you how to save custom loadouts using both mods
i may or may not have deleted those folders 💀
copper garden
Can anyone tell me why my game keeps crashing when I play the baron
south current
Who's the baron
cloud python
Who's the baron
willy
south current
I keep crashing on that last rank thing
copper garden
I keep crashing on that last rank thing
thats what i meant
south current
Is that called the baron
copper garden
idk if it normaly is. My friend just used that name
mystic sentinel
How do I fix when I’m trying to load in and it says error out of video memory trying to allocate a texture make sure your video card has a minimum required memory try lowering the resolution and closing the other applications that are running
south current
How do I fix when I’m trying to load in and it says error out of video memory tr...
Probably means your out of memory
....
Are you using all your memory
mystic sentinel
I think
upbeat jacinth
@jolly gorge i finished the run you were talking about, and just to test even further i did the knight phase without slashing (just did spin slashes instead of mouse slashes)
it lowkey was not impossible
even with the bug you said you were having
jolly gorge
<@456226577798135808> i finished the run you were talking about, and just to tes...
Oh I know, I've been doing a lot of runs recently
I did Royal Guard and Farmer earlier
Footage was super laggy though so I had to get rid of it
upbeat jacinth
i was only saying that because you said "I've officially deemed the Gladiator run completely impossible."
jolly gorge
i was only saying that because you said "I've officially deemed the Gladiator ru...
Well yeah but that was before I restarted my game I believe
late phoenix
@boreal path some guy just bypassed the n word hard r and sent a gif called "naked girl" in the general cat fish channel
jolly gorge
then I found out that half sword just wanted to ratio me that one time
upbeat jacinth
Well yeah but that was **before** I restarted my game I believe
it was, but i also did knight (which should be the hardest stage) with no lmb/rmb slashing, which means even then its not impossible
jolly gorge
it was, but i also did knight (which should be the hardest stage) with no lmb/rm...
Wdym lmb/rmb slashing?
upbeat jacinth
using the mouse buttons to aim your weapon
i used spin slashes instead (using spins to slash instead of your mouse)
late phoenix
<@216719867913568256> some guy just bypassed the n word hard r and sent a gif ca...
@signal wedge
jolly gorge
i used spin slashes instead (using spins to slash instead of your mouse)
I see. Regardless, I did all 3 runs today. I got kinda far with Gladiator, I made it to Man-At-Arms with Farmer (then my hand randomly fell off), and I actually beat the Baron with Royal Guard.
I might do a Swordsman/Commoner Boss build next
or retry Gladiator
river sparrow
i used spin slashes instead (using spins to slash instead of your mouse)
what the hell
upbeat jacinth
what the hell
it works surprisingly well
especially great at targeting waist high targets or chest high targets if you need to (which isnt often)
little verge
wide nimbus
aight after verifying the game files three times, hs enhancer is finally working
😎
peasant willie aint ready for that 10x strength punch
mortal auroraBOT
deep shale
tender quest
wicked depot
Are all the chrome weapon packs different
Or do all the good ones from the first packs end up in the later ones
runic lynx
Type shit
small glen
https://www.twitch.tv/bookofken
hi mcwonder
stray garnet
naive holly
tender quest
small glen
every purple name for literally no reason
red mauve
what a fuckin knife throw by me
small glen
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1433564192799064094/1447382017347027085/V...
lets say, we 1v1. whats stopping me from doing /kill
tender quest
signal wedge
unplugs your controller
bros role playing
cloud python
I hope a get a six seven lababu for christmas
small glen
bros role playing
Manhandles jolly mod, like the cutie patootie he is
cloud python
***Manhandles jolly mod, like the cutie patootie he is***
pov what furry roleplay is 💀
small glen
pov what furry roleplay is 💀
you'd know a thing or two
fringe snow
i want tung sahur in half sword
blazing gull
I hope a get a six seven lababu for christmas
there are things that i want to say but it will get me banned
tender quest
hard holly
will willie have a brain with the updated engine
or just a brain hole like he does now
signal wedge
Jolly mod, i beg of thee
Sowwy
small glen
there are things that i want to say but it will get me banned
he means the 67th restraining order he about to get
blazing gull
will willie have a brain with the updated engine
i hope so
i want to see his brain slink out
fringe snow
will caniballism be added
blazing gull
i just did some
hard holly
whatever the word is
small glen
Militus ban Jolly mod
blazing gull
hemioctomy
google says thats removing aprt of your colon
tender quest
Militus ban Jolly mod
signal wedge
https://tenor.com/view/noah-it-shall-be-done-consider-it-done-it-will-be-done-wi...
militus nooo
blazing gull
militus nooo
your pfp reminded me
tender quest
militus nooo
blazing gull
i need to watch the new smiling friends season
small glen
militus nooo
hard holly
google says thats removing aprt of your colon
hemispherectomy
hard holly
exactly
small glen
random fact of the day: Velvet Ants are not actual ants, but rather wasp
signal wedge
BUG
small glen
you care!
signal wedge
small glen
you edited it!
small glen
must've been the wind
mod aboose
signal wedge
mod aboose
small glen
https://tenor.com/view/thanos-sorry-little-vro-thanos-sorry-thanos-im-sorry-sorr...
jolly mod aboose
small glen
yesnt
tender quest
jolly mod aboose
deep shale
i hate bugs so much dude
back then? had all of these zombie games. kill zombies. very good.
today?
have all of these alien bug games. kill bugs. very good.
tender quest
jolly gorge
will willie have a brain with the updated engine
i assume they're gonna re-add organs
naive holly
Can I possible start with the spiked spear?
No you start with nothing always
Amd go up thru the ranks
obtuse idol
I miss having access to the net test
celest wigeon
I mean as in the first gears you get when walking up because you always get a starter gear right
cinder stone
the old abyss demo still has its moments c:
inland sluice
How do you reset the gauntlet after reaching the ultimate challenge?
wide nimbus
chat is this a w fit or should i change the leggings
wide nimbus
Or do all the good ones from the first packs end up in the later ones
they're all different
wide nimbus
How do you reset the gauntlet after reaching the ultimate challenge?
ig just die and then die in the abyss
obtuse sky
how do you beat the ultimite challange?, everything is fine until someone with a polarm comes out
wide nimbus
how do you beat the ultimite challange?, everything is fine until someone with a...
if ur having issues with polearm users, then go into free mode and go on tier 4 to practice figthing polearm users
since tier 4 is like 70% polearm user bums
obtuse sky
alright, i will, thanks
red mauve
YOU CAN HEAR THE FUCKIN CRACK 😭
deep shale
the crack
red mauve
That swing was crazy, I wish it wwas on an enemy and not my disoriented AI teammate willie
cinder stone
lol
red mauve
holy shit
severe roost
ouch
red mauve
just a scratch
red mauve
does this hurt the human?
the willie*
wicked depot
He just needs to walk it off
versed latch
the willie*
Mb
versed latch
You have to fight 50 barons now
a little harsh dont you think
red mauve
a little harsh dont you think
thats light wwork
cinder stone
lol
red mauve
you got it
wicked depot
my computer would lose against 50 barons before i took a step
cinder stone
does this hurt the human?
considering the heart got cut off, it probably only hurt for a couple seconds before the brain runs out of oxygen
red mauve
considering the heart got cut off, it probably only hurt for a couple seconds be...
well considering it wasnt just the head, you probably put them through atleast 10 seconds of incrddibly immense pain
cinder stone
or less, since blood circulation has been completely stopped
deep shale
he asked "does this hurt the human?"
when the entire game is about hurting the human
im gonna die of laughter
deep shale
i hope the full game comes out, and it has gardening and cooking
red mauve
we all wish this gary
red mauve
YOU CAN HEAR THE FUCKIN CRACK 😭
Why cant I do more cool shit like this
mortal auroraBOT
cinder stone
it'd have the same effect as getting knocked out by a choke hold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X68Mm_kYRjc lookit how fast jace hall went down
blazing gull
.....Im using a poleHAMMER
cloud python
Is it possible to neck snap with your fists?
deep knoll
help I just finished the gauntlet for the first time how do I prepare for the ultimate challenge as it says
do I just play
I heard somewhere the baron isnt much of a hard bossfight
weak osprey
Is it possible to neck snap with your fists?
Yes
weak osprey
do I just play
Yes
red mauve
help I just finished the gauntlet for the first time how do I prepare for the ul...
Just kill people
that and aim for the head
red mauve
yeah thats normal
deep knoll
word
red mauve
the disintegrate and drop loot that you can use
cinder stone
zenith shoal
I keep getting fatal crashes every time I do the final challenge. Can never seem to make it past the 3v1
zenith shoal
ahh sick thank you
hybrid gale
Is it possible to neck snap with your fists?
yes but very difficult dont count on it as reliable
warped apex
I tossed the lamp, Got a headshot, caught it mid air then got another headshot
hybrid gale
I tossed the lamp, Got a headshot, caught it mid air then got another headshot
lovely cinema right there
warped apex
Yes
deep knoll
I tossed the lamp, Got a headshot, caught it mid air then got another headshot
kinda dexterity youd see in vr
cinder stone
that feeling when the head goes pop
hybrid gale
Yes
by yes do you mean to say you have modded it into vr or are just agreeing on skill level
deep knoll
why do some of the people in the final challenge just not drop the armor
hybrid gale
because its random and they dont have to
also they might not have died honorably or you killed them dishonorably
thats what i like to think
deep knoll
idk it all seems pretty dishonorable
red mauve
guys how do I find out where my pictures are
hybrid gale
also GOD DAMMIT THE DEVS DELAYED IT FOR F*CKS SAKE IMMA FLIP RN
red mauve
also GOD DAMMIT THE DEVS DELAYED IT FOR F*CKS SAKE IMMA FLIP RN
not even by a lot lowk
red mauve
guys how do I see where my pictures are from camera mode
hybrid gale
idk it all seems pretty dishonorable
you have to do the avatar killing where you talk to the willie as you stab him in the chest
hybrid gale
guys how do I see where my pictures are from camera mode
they are lost to the void beyond all reach by mortal efforts
vivid ruin
that feeling when the head goes pop
how the fuh..
hybrid gale
or just in saved game files
vivid ruin
is that a mod or smth? 😭 ive never seen that
red mauve
is that a mod or smth? 😭 ive never seen that
no mod, I literally cut his face off with an axe
hybrid gale
nah hes just got good graphics
vivid ruin
his brains were on the floor bru
red mauve
nah hes just got good graphics
that and Im really good at editing photos
hybrid gale
noice
vivid ruin
ohhhh so no mods right
red mauve
nope no mods
hybrid gale
ohhhh so no mods right
dude you must just have a skill issue if you havent done that before
vivid ruin
bro what
hybrid gale
like it happens every other mach
red mauve
just to prove it, heres a medal screenshot
vivid ruin
thats just cutting a head off
hybrid gale
yes
red mauve
his face is off of his skull
vivid ruin
that feeling when the head goes pop
dudes head exploded
red mauve
I defaced him
hybrid gale
what are you not getting here
like honestly
he hit it really hard and went into camera fast enough
it will do a spray of blood and sometimes break the skull it just happens
and he got into camera
red mauve
killer sword stab
wide nimbus
ramming into people with max strength and max tonus is really funny
hybrid gale
oh yeah it is
white trail
wobba
hybrid gale
i find that streangth will make you fall alot tho
cant spell
i really like stabbing people in the gut with a daggar tho its super fun
wide nimbus
i find that streangth will make you fall alot tho
that’s why it says when u hover over strength that u gotta increase tonus if u set ur strength above a certain amount
i think it was around 4x strength or higher where u needa increase tonus
hybrid gale
OHHHHHHHHH THAT MAKES SENSE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ok thanks i was wondering what the tonus did other than twitchy
wide nimbus
i think it has something to do with ur leg strength
red mauve
he hit me
cloud python
yes but very difficult dont count on it as reliable
Can I have a tutorial?
hybrid gale
um grab head with both hands and yank to one side really hard
try to twist the head not just hank to the side
weak osprey
Just grab their head and try to turn it the other way until you hear a snap
there he’s dead
tawdry vale
What weapon is this? Found it when spawning it in the trainer mod, but I think it's a vanilla weapon.
hybrid gale
yeah what he said
tawdry vale
What weapon is this? Found it when spawning it in the trainer mod, but I think i...
I wanna say it's a rapier but it looks too thick to be one, despite that being the name
weak osprey
just dump your weapons and neck snap that willie
hybrid gale
but it can happen with a spear too
red mauve
May have gone a bit too far
weak osprey
May have gone a bit too far
I have done worse trust me
hybrid gale
no ive gone much farther
much much farther
like nothing left too far
no appendages attached to the other too far
spiral owl
Crazy thought but WHAT if, halfsword was BASED on the mideval era
cinder stone
dudes head exploded
yup
spark dune
Guys, if the sword release is getting delayed, the devs should at least add some new stuff to the demo… maybe a crossbow or something?
red mauve
WILLIE SALAMANCA!!!!!!!
cinder stone
my god you guys are impatient
spark dune
Guys, if the sword release is getting delayed, the devs should at least add some...
or just a bigger map
weak osprey
WILLIE SALAMANCA!!!!!!!
SALAMANCA BLUD
SALAMANCA WILLIE
red mauve
I may have done a bit too much
red mauve
medieval?
spiral owl
Help🥀
red mauve
twin
spiral owl
yuh
brave flax
jolly gorge
Guys, if the sword release is getting delayed, the devs should at least add some...
They already said no
red mauve
tee ess
spiral owl
Thx twin🥀
weak osprey
gave willie no pain and amputated him aside from his head and he wiggled around til he died from blood loss
imma find that pic
just give me a moment
red mauve
gave willie no pain and amputated him aside from his head and he wiggled around ...
Holy shit
You HAVE done worse
sleek gull
wide nimbus
Bro was edging him in the first clip
nvm i think thats the whole vid
JUST KILL HIM ALREADY BRO
weak osprey
You HAVE done worse
Can’t find the pic anymore but from what I remember it was a dead red amputed willie with a long trail of blood
I will stop experimenting with willie
weak osprey
And giv him the mercy he deserves
weak osprey
guys how am i meant to beat the champion in commoner
Use the pitchfork
Or thrust into him
ocean shadow
ive tried everything he always just blocks my spear pitchfork or wtv
upbeat jacinth
Can’t find the pic anymore but from what I remember it was a dead red amputed wi...
a few times as a beggar ive repeatedly punched willie until my hands were covered in blood and broken and the willie was on the floor with all of his bones broken, clothing ripped to shreds, and covered in blood
weak osprey
a few times as a beggar ive repeatedly punched willie until my hands were covere...
I’ve done that too
upbeat jacinth
thats probably the worst ive done
i would totally like
amputate all of the limbs from each other
but i dont have good enough aim for that
sleek gull
red mauve
guys how am i meant to beat the champion in commoner
Use the two handed axe, hold right click, run at him, and swing sideways
upbeat jacinth
guys how am i meant to beat the champion in commoner
use sword, hold alt, run at him, move mouse up when you get close enough
red mauve
Usually cuts him in half
ocean shadow
Use the two handed axe, hold right click, run at him, and swing sideways
im talking about the commoner boss like the one with the proper stances and sword
red mauve
im talking about the commoner boss like the one with the proper stances and swor...
Ermmm
The commoner boss has a scythe
Atleast for me
It goes peasent boss with the guy with the helmet and the axe
Then the commoner boss with the sycthe
ocean shadow
Ermmm
i get what you mean like you need to beat the scyth boss to get to commoner but im talking the boss after that
red mauve
Oh the guy in the black clothing
Lowk just swing
Theres no meta to beating him
You can break his legs by kicking him in the knee a bunch
weak osprey
Use a pitch fork
red mauve
Okay so theres one meta
red mauve
Literally any spear, pitchfork, or polearm is meta bc of distance
weak osprey
I’d rather use a sword than a pitchfork to beat commoner boss
It justs feels unfair to use a pitchfork
hollow glade
when are they going to add bow and arrows hahah
naive holly
On principle me too
red mauve
when are they going to add bow and arrows hahah
Never
naive holly
when are they going to add bow and arrows hahah
Early access has crossbows
red mauve
Early access has crossbows
Fr?
naive holly
hollow glade
crossbow meta for big buddy then
red mauve
I BEEN PRAYING FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
ocean shadow
there is no pitchfork or spear in commoner class tho
naive holly
there is no pitchfork or spear in commoner class tho
Stay peasant
You can use any lower tier
hollow glade
yeah plus you get a bonus for being lower tier
ocean shadow
Stay peasant
alr
mortal auroraBOT
cloud python
does the death roll still work or been patched?
ocean shadow
guys why did i get one taped in the arm by a hammer on the hilt of a guy
wicked depot
gleaming idol
Whats happening tmr?
wide nimbus
ramming into people with a buckler on max strength + max tonus is super duper funny
wicked depot
Polehammer is actually better backwards
sturdy jolt
guys how do i stab better with pitchfork
Stabbing with the pitchfork is mostly about timing. You just gotta line the pitchfork up with them, and then thrust it forward when they're open
The skill part is knowing when they're open. I don't thrust usually, I just run forward
weak osprey
Polehammer is actually better backwards
How is this possible
wicked depot
Its a modded weapon
shut cradle
I just realized that I've gotten to Militia without Choosing an alliance, how do I choose an alliance.
wicked depot
You shouldnt be able to select militia before choosing
sturdy jolt
It's the four rectangle flag looking things on the right
shut cradle
Thanks
sturdy jolt
wicked depot
guys how do i stab better with pitchfork
to add to the timing and lining your weapon up, one thing i strugged with for a while is all weapons automatically try to point to the center of the opponent, but that is completely separate from the center of your "thrust line". Trying to get both those lines together helps a bit with aiming your thrust
naive holly
or its all skill
Tap LMB once to change your stance to a more stab-friendly one.
smoky folio
does it save my rank after closing the game
naive holly
But yeah a lot of timing
naive holly
does it save my rank after closing the game
Indeed it does.
smoky folio
preesh
pulsar latch
How much to buy the entirety of halfsword development
soft osprey
How much to buy the entirety of halfsword development
At least more than $1
naive holly
How much to buy the entirety of halfsword development
Four
pulsar latch
At least more than $1
Brb....,.,,,
I'm going to force the dev team to release it early so pvz refreshed looks like it was finished
pearl ferry
pulsar latch
Movie cinema parry moment
pearl ferry
i looove the greatsword
pulsar latch
I can şee why
pulsar latch
I'm going to force the dev team to release it early so pvz refreshed looks like ...
They should like...totally let me pre-order halfsword tho fr fr
sturdy jolt
sturdy jolt
Clueless is Tcaldridge Jr.
naive holly
signal wedge
give me a gift
naive holly
give me a gift
signal wedge
<a:catway:1075938298616369275>
😐
naive holly
holding up
sturdy jolt
signal wedge
naive holly
Nah ong someone gotta show clueless this is scary reminiscent
sturdy jolt
I've had my gameplay compared to his a lot
sturdy jolt
Was I here since 2023?
naive holly
Clueless is indeed Tcaldridge Jr
sturdy jolt
Damn right
naive holly
Thats what ya profile says
sturdy jolt
Yeah I played halfsword when the itch.io version was the only one available
I am indeed og
signal wedge
Yeah I played halfsword when the itch.io version was the only one available
Holy shit unc
You are server unc
Mcwonder and galaxy were both here in 2022 tho
Which is crazy
sturdy jolt
Don't they have the advantage of knowing the devs
signal wedge
And I was here in probably late 2023? I had left and came back
signal wedge
Don't they have the advantage of knowing the devs
Nah mcwonder and galaxy were both normal users at one point
naive holly
Nah mcwonder and galaxy were both normal users at one point
Thats crazy server lore
signal wedge
I remember when mcwonder was a mod
naive holly
Youre telling me mcgooba just a regular ole john
sturdy jolt
I wonder how mcwonder achieved insider status
signal wedge
I wonder how mcwonder achieved insider status
Thats a story you'll have to ask him yourself if he is so inclined to tell it
sturdy jolt
I just might
sturdy jolt
I don't think so
weak osprey
all high status peeps used to be ordinary peeps
naive holly
I always assumed he was like, part of the gang from day one.
sturdy jolt
I'd be happy to be mod
weak osprey
I'd be happy to be mod
Then go apply to be a mod
signal wedge
I'd be happy to be mod
Go apply gang
naive holly
I can see that gold plate already
signal wedge
Will haunt me till the day I die
Warns and inactivity don't exclude you from moderation
I have three warns from forever ago
mental kelp
Applying now
so how do we tell u apart from clueless 😭
sturdy jolt
50/50 chance
signal wedge
50/50 chance
You have cute cat as pfp so
mental kelp
what if everyone applies and becomes mod so that nobdoy is mod
weak osprey
what if everyone applies and becomes mod so that nobdoy is mod
smart idea
mental kelp
the peace and unification of half cord
signal wedge
the peace and unification of half cord
yeah but then nobody can ban anybody so it'll just be hell
naive holly
Applying now
Very legit and not fake
sturdy jolt
I do remember saying that
naive holly
signal wedge
Very legit and not fake
filthy piss role
mental kelp
mod has yellow purple
signal wedge
Am not a good deepfaker
get me 8 billion dollars
weak osprey
filthy piss role
friendly fire
signal wedge
friendly fire
true
sturdy jolt
Do you need to have experience with moderation to be selected
signal wedge
Do you need to have experience with moderation to be selected
it would help but its not mandatory
stone oracle
Yes, 1 million years prior
soft osprey
Do you need to have experience with moderation to be selected
Are you over 18
red mauve
What are my chances of becoming mod 😛
signal wedge
Yes, 1 million years prior
hallo bam
sturdy jolt
Yeah I'm sure my thousands of clips and unc status will speak for itself
stone oracle
I got a cease and desist after applying
sturdy jolt
I am 20
signal wedge
Are you over 18
yes please let them know so they can lie on their application 😭
soft osprey
Go for it. Mcwonder checks applications roughly once a month
weak osprey
Yes, 1 million years prior
hello sir stank of ass
soft osprey
yes please let them know so they can lie on their application 😭
If you’re telling people to apply you gotta make sure they even can in the first place 
stone oracle
hello sir stank of ass
Hello GORRIS
red mauve
I got shot with an arrow that pierced my shoulder after I applied and it had a note on it that said my application was denied
stone oracle
Glad to see you friendo
I been playing battlefield
signal wedge
If you’re telling people to apply you gotta make sure they even can in the first...
yeah but if they apply and dont know you're supposed to be 18 then they oust themselves as not being 18
naive holly
get me 8 billion dollars
signal wedge
and get denied
naive holly
I cant stop
signal wedge
thank you
soft osprey
yeah but if they apply and dont know you're supposed to be 18 then they oust the...
All I asked was if he was over 18, you just said it’s a rule in public 😡
signal wedge
I been playing battlefield
Nice same
signal wedge
All I asked was if he was over 18, you just said it’s a rule in public 😡
Asking someone if they're 18 kinda implies its a rule
sturdy jolt
So does the question in the form that asked my age range
mental kelp
rule dz
naive holly
I feel like 18 should be a rule if its not lmfao
soft osprey
Implies is different than outright stating. Maybe I just don’t want minors on the team, doesn’t mean they’re not allowed
signal wedge
I'm gonna poo
naive holly
8th grade mod
soft osprey
I'm gonna poo
Same king
stone oracle
I was born yesterday
sturdy jolt
This is your opportunity to ban me before I become too powerful
mild zinc
I was born yesterday
I'm unborn?
signal wedge
Implies is different than outright stating. Maybe I just don’t want minors on th...
I don't want minors on the team either
I hate children
mental kelp
This is your opportunity to ban me before I become too powerful
the mod abuse of unprecedented levels
soft osprey
I don't want minors on the team either
Yeah so you don’t feel old right? You fuckin old ass unc
stone oracle
Maoi is 46
soft osprey
Old people i tell ya
signal wedge
Maoi is 46
True
soft osprey
Always the 68 year olds
stone oracle
Sir Old as Fuck
signal wedge
I go 15 over in school zones
mental kelp
I don't want minors on the team either
sam of saturn 😭
naive holly
Is sam a child 😭
signal wedge
sam of saturn 😭
Sam is spiritually like 78 bro
soft osprey
Another one for the book of crimes
red mauve
Is it true that if you get denied after you apply for mod you get shot in the foot
soft osprey
If you get denied you get banned at the very least
signal wedge
Is it true that if you get denied after you apply for mod you get shot in the fo...
yes
soft osprey
So take your chances or dont
stone oracle
Me and sam fought together at Constantinople
red mauve
My buddy got his application denied and then almost met his fate at the front of a shotgun saw trap that was at his front door
soft osprey
Is sam a child 😭
Sam’s a minor but has been a mod since before me and jolly mod, and ive been one for a little over a year. Hes also old af mentally
Like really old
He literally works at a museum
naive holly
Lmfaooo
signal wedge
Sam’s a minor but has been a mod since before me and jolly mod, and ive been one...
And he was here before the rule
So
naive holly
Thats kinda dope sounds like a chill lad
stone oracle
Bro wrote the rule out of spite
soft osprey
Pulled the ladder up behind him
weak osprey
Thats kinda dope sounds like a chill lad
Always been a chill lad
signal wedge
Bro wrote the rule out of spite
There's a ton of lore actually
stone oracle
#moderation
soft osprey
Do you guys have a secret modteam channel that you gab in
Yeah ofc
signal wedge
Do you guys have a secret modteam channel that you gab in
If i tell you I'll have to kill you
soft osprey
If i tell you I'll have to kill you
Do it, I just told him for this exact reason
stone oracle
There's a ton of lore actually
Mmmmm lore
naive holly
I can imagine it now... gold nameplates as far as the eye can see.
El Dorado...
signal wedge
mental kelp
no reactions allowed
soft osprey
John wick more like John shut up
weak osprey
Doesn’t Sam work in a train museum?
soft osprey
Equalizer is way cooler
signal wedge
Mmmmm lore
Yeah its a whole thing with an ex mod and long story short we have a rule about age
signal wedge
Equalizer is way cooler
hello
stone oracle
Yeah its a whole thing with an ex mod and long story short we have a rule about ...
I will hunt him down
signal wedge
hell no
naive holly
If im being totally honest. I aint seen a single one of those Johnathan Candlewick movies
weak osprey
If im being totally honest. I aint seen a single one of those Johnathan Candlewi...
fr man
signal wedge
Danzel plays Danzel in every film ever bro
soft osprey
Danzel plays Danzel in every film ever bro
Thats all he needs.
Just shows how peak he is
signal wedge
Plus the action feels way better in john wick, and Keanu does his own stunts
naive holly
Denzel Washington mentioned, Training Day rewatch commence
soft osprey
And Danzel isnt???
No hes under rated. See how you doubt him?
naive holly
Keanu earned the love its just stale now. Like, not overrated just old news
signal wedge
Keanu earned the love its just stale now. Like, not overrated just old news
Yeah but that doesnt change the fact john wick 1 and 2 are fucking epic
soft osprey
Go watch the first equalizer and then the first John wick and tell me Keanu does better
signal wedge
Like the shootouts and martial arts are wayyyyy cooler
Plus the lore of the john wick universe
Equalizer is what, revenge flick?
Boring 🥱
naive holly
Plus the lore of the john wick universe
Dog
soft osprey
Equalizer is what, revenge flick?
Have you..even seen the first John wick
Or any that follow
It’s entirely a revenge story
naive holly
We got the modteam arguing over Denzel vs Keanu in halfsword chat. We partying tonight
soft osprey
Delete delete
signal wedge
We got the modteam arguing over Denzel vs Keanu in halfsword chat. We partying t...
Keanu wins
soft osprey
We got the modteam arguing over Denzel vs Keanu in halfsword chat. We partying t...
Youre going to get caught in the crossfire
signal wedge
Hands down
soft osprey
Jolly mod ban him please
soft osprey
I love democracy
long cloak
i just got an amazing kill synced to my music but discord wants me to pay to share it because its over 10mb :/
soft osprey
i just got an amazing kill synced to my music but discord wants me to pay to sha...
The server is fully boosted
signal wedge
i just got an amazing kill synced to my music but discord wants me to pay to sha...
damned discord
signal wedge
Easter
The old Jason borne movies were pretty good
Like the first one was
Kinda ahead of its time
soft osprey
The old Jason borne movies were pretty good
They were. I also watched the accountant today on the plane
And that was good too
naive holly
Idk why yall reminding me of this rn. This avengers assemble shit still makes me giggle out loud to myself
Ok time to play some Minecraft before bed eeeeeee
soft osprey
Idk why yall reminding me of this rn. This avengers assemble shit still makes me...
Lmfao
signal wedge
Idk why yall reminding me of this rn. This avengers assemble shit still makes me...
This was like forever ago
naive holly
Yes and I screenshotted it bc I was snorting laughing while it was happening
signal wedge
Yes and I screenshotted it bc I was snorting laughing while it was happening
We are definitely the best modteam ever 😎
soft osprey
Yes I am 😎
naive holly
Reddit doesnt think so
soft osprey
Reddit doesnt think so
Reddit is
naive holly
Yeah il
soft osprey
Just
signal wedge
Reddit doesnt think so
guaranteed most of those idiots got themselves banned or warned
naive holly
Ik
soft osprey
The worst
weak osprey
Idk why yall reminding me of this rn. This avengers assemble shit still makes me...
He did it, but at what cost
soft osprey
Look I even got famous from the announcement the other day. This was me. I banned him
He also only got a 30 day ban, the fool
People lie for nothing
signal wedge
"Erm the mod team didnt like me talking about politics and when I argued back they timed me out and warned me"
soft osprey
They ALL pulled up bruh
Charge your phone next time
shell forge
Bro thinks he's Galsia
soft osprey
Not even low battery mode
sturdy jolt
Look I even got famous from the announcement the other day. This was me. I banne...
What else could they possibly expect after sending that message
long cloak
weak osprey
https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/comments/1ph4i7e/with_my_bare_hands/?utm_sour...
Now do it on the baron
soft osprey
What else could they possibly expect after sending that message
Days like that is no nonsense, too much going on for me to write warnings for every little thing. So ban central it is
I killed many peasants that day
shell bronze
Days like that is no nonsense, too much going on for me to write warnings for ev...
- it's all about attitude
long cloak
Now do it on the baron
man i got to him yesterday and got impaled
shell bronze
it's easy to tell when someone just wants to be a nuisance
wide nimbus
yo
naive holly
"Erm the mod team didnt like me talking about politics and when I argued back th...
🤨🤨🤨
sturdy jolt
yeah like this guy
I can’t believe you banned someone for being gay
wide nimbus
yeah like this guy
all i said was yo dawg
soft osprey
Everyone shut up
wide nimbus
chillax
sage sail
i just looked in references and realized theres levels to this half sword fandom
wicked depot
on the beggar pants is the crotch pocket for storage and was that a common thing for pants back then
signal wedge
If you would kindly
soft osprey
If you would kindly
And then send it to me after
So I can laugh at you
Manager melon we missed you, hope all is well with you, even if you don’t wanna talk right now ❤️🔥
sturdy jolt
It’s all jokes, nobody was gonna ban you
sick radish
It’s all jokes, nobody was gonna ban you
im banning yu
naive holly
The worst
Okay last one this had me rolling, about them "cancelling" the next fest build. You guys are just the worst huh
weak osprey
im banning yu
U just joined blud
sick radish
U just joined blud
no
naive holly
U just joined blud
Fear them reguardless
soft osprey
Okay last one this had me rolling, about them "cancelling" the next fest build. ...
Haha wow he got the ending right on the nose. Hes totally right. We don’t care about redditors opinions
frank scarab
Manager melon we missed you, hope all is well with you, even if you don’t wanna ...
Almost pinged someone, tried to delete it, then revealed myself, guess I gotta start chatting.
soft osprey
Almost pinged someone, tried to delete it, then revealed myself, guess I gotta s...
The cats out of the bag now 
You need to start being active again 😡
naive holly
The original @ modteam
soft osprey
Did you just have a stroke
Yes
M00 took over after, but he hasn’t made a meme in ages 😡
Damn m00..
soft osprey
***i*** make memes now
We need a meme contest
frank scarab
You need to start being active again 😡
No more freelance, now job, and so busy
soft osprey
No more freelance, now job, and so busy<:Feliz:1171489715187363913>
I feel you brother 😔 just glad to see Youre still god damn alive
Got worried when you dropped off the face of the earth
cunning ocean
soft osprey
I think im so funny im just entertaining myself rn 😂
Thats my life motto
signal wedge
Thats my life motto
We know bro
dawn holly
Nope 😖
cunning ocean
i cant believe this
signal wedge
https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gif-400062707846796155
The embed gif fail embed failed 💔
frank scarab
Melon what kind of memes do the meme managers churn out
Can't send out a Rar file of all my memes since my laptop broke so all my memes might be lost, gotta use the work computer for now, can't bother to use discord secretly.
naive holly
Yes you can
cunning ocean
im going full schizophrenic
cunning ocean
im going to start playing halfsword irl instead
naive holly
Uh oh
signal wedge
im going full schizophrenic
you can take reclaimer hostage and force him to dig a hole if you want to
naive holly
Call me Shia the way I dig them holes
cunning ocean
Willy told me to do it
signal wedge
Call me Shia the way I dig them holes
elite ball knowledge
I would've said Zero
But hell yeah
Love that movie
cunning ocean
this game ruined me, no other game feels good now
naive holly
This'll always be so satisfying. The sound is just 🤌🤌
sturdy jolt
I can’t play mainstream games anymore. Little animated assets sliding around
cunning ocean
This'll always be so satisfying. The sound is just 🤌🤌
yes except for the weird crunch their voice makes sometimes
cunning ocean
I can’t play mainstream games anymore. Little animated assets sliding around
fr
who cares about a pre determined animation
naive holly
Lmao when the get bisected and sound like they're screaming into a fan
sturdy jolt
I tried playing through the Spiderman game but it felt so cheap even though it’s like millions of dollars probably
naive holly
They gonna have cannons too dog
naive holly
I tried playing through the Spiderman game but it felt so cheap even though it’s...
I cant say ive played a spidey game since like 2010
cunning ocean
I tried playing through the Spiderman game but it felt so cheap even though it’s...
well i doubt this could run on a slop console
weak osprey
This'll always be so satisfying. The sound is just 🤌🤌
satisfying
cunning ocean
idk what the specs are but im sure this requires more of the machine than spiderman
mortal auroraBOT
weak osprey
I used to play a lego marvel game and damn its so nostalgic
naive holly
cunning ocean
I used to play a lego marvel game and damn its so nostalgic
i used steam remote play to replay the classics with my bro this summer it was awesome
sturdy jolt
I’m not sure how good a PS5’s CPU is so I have no idea if this game could run on it
jagged trail
at some point in the abyss do you start seeing golden armor? ive killed 3 barons now and im not seeing any, thus the question
naive holly
at some point in the abyss do you start seeing golden armor? ive killed 3 barons...
Just the Baron at the end
cunning ocean
the homeless man after i play halfsword irl on him and nobody reports him as missing
frank scarab
this game ruined me, no other game feels good now
Half Sword genuinely set the bar way to high for combat, every time I try to play something like chivalry I just feel kinda sad, yeah it's still good game, just that it's NOT half sword.
naive holly
If im being totally honest that went to the wrong server
frank scarab
Half Sword genuinely set the bar way to high for combat, every time I try to pla...
Holy glaze
naive holly
Nah youre not wrong
cunning ocean
Half Sword genuinely set the bar way to high for combat, every time I try to pla...
exanima did this for me years ago, but even that feels dull now compared to this
sturdy jolt
We need more games that aren’t scared of a high barrier for entry to do actual combat
jagged trail
Just the Baron at the end
is that a no then? golden gear does not start spawning after the baron, or any point after that?
naive holly
We need more games that aren’t scared of a high barrier for entry to do actual c...
Seeing people play HS for the first time is almost hard to watch
But when it clicks hoh boy
naive holly
is that a no then? golden gear does not start spawning after the baron, or any p...
I did misunderstand. Afaik it doesnt
cunning ocean
man i suck goat balls at parrying with the longsword how do you guys practice it? i feel like a bitch using slowmo to parry
jagged trail
Seeing people play HS for the first time is almost hard to watch
ive caught myself saying the same thing about exanima, great game i must say
jagged trail
I did misunderstand. Afaik it doesnt
kinda lame but fair enough:^
sturdy jolt
Seeing people play HS for the first time is almost hard to watch
Yeah it is kinda hard to watch, I can’t watch caseoh or moist play because of that
sturdy jolt
man i suck goat balls at parrying with the longsword how do you guys practice it...
I have a handy little guide I made that might help you if you want it
cunning ocean
yes very
frank scarab
Yeah it is kinda hard to watch, I can’t watch caseoh or moist play because of th...
(Not referring to you)
cunning ocean
yes i have 90 hours and i feel like i only just got the basics down
pearl ferry
Yeah it is kinda hard to watch, I can’t watch caseoh or moist play because of th...
caseoh still plays and he has sunk a good 90 hours and his entire gameplay the entire time is a horizontal left cut
never does anything else maybe if you're lucky he will like half sword his weapon
cunning ocean
caseoh still plays and he has sunk a good 90 hours and his entire gameplay the e...
alright at least im better than caseoh